*** WINNER'S CIRCLE ***

ConnieB (warning: watch out for her spurs!! lol) **********  COPD and ConnieB Conquer Competition!!! Runners-up: Benzo2/ClassyOne ~~~~~~~~~~~~  CONGRATS WTG U2!!! AND A SPECIAL CONGRATS TO THE RUNNERS UP TOO :) VERY CLOSE MATCH!! (Benzo2) we lost by 1...great game ya'll (COPD) wow way to go pard (COPD) tyall been great (ConnieB) we won!!! **yeah we already confirmed that, Connie.. always been slo lernin?  LOL These 2 were NEVER GIVEN THE CHANCE to give us an interview!!! LOL... ummm when the "boss" is away...(imaGenie) SINCE LYNN ISN'T HERE WE ARE EMAILING INTERVIEWS **CAUGHT!! BUSTED!! just wait till Lynn sees this!! no wait, it's ok, Lynn's still on those pain pills..we'll tell her she's imagining things!  hehehe (ConnieB) you sure get lazy when lynners ain't here  LOL **YOU GO, GIRL!!! (Lynn has spies EVERYWHERE!) rofl (imaGenie) I DON'T DO INTERVIEWS **notice: Genie just got a promotion!! Her new title is C.H.I.E.F. (Crazy.Host.Interviewer.Every.Friday) Fortunately, we did get an interview from ConnieB (have you ever tried to keep HER quiet??? MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!!.. ROFLL ************************************ How long have you and the partner you played with  in tonight's tourney been playing together?? Who is your usual partner?? (ConnieB) me and copd played together from the time the pard assignments were out til the end of the tourney....don't have a "usual" partner.... all mine are generally "unusual"  *snicker*  not saying anything bad about any pard i have had...i'm unusual myself and proud of it...  LOL Where did your GP nick come from? (ConnieB) once again, from my birth certificate...well almost...birth certificate doesn't have a "B" on it  hehe Where are you from originally? Where do you live now? (ConnieB) texas and texas.....keep tryin' to tell ya i'm full-blooded texan *GRIN* Are you male or female? (ConnieB) sometimes i wonder this myself  :) How long have you been playing euchre (on or offline)? (ConnieB) sheesh!! i slept since then!!  LOL  but it's been 2 or 3 years i think.. Are you married? Do you have any children? (ConnieB) nope....yep.....they don't have any  :) When your pard flubbs up, what goes through your mind? (you may name body parts that you think about kicking! LOL) (ConnieB) what goes thru my mind first is "sure hope my pard has a method to his/her madness here" and then if i figure out it was a goof...then i know they won't get too mad at me if i goof up cause they one up on me... *snickle* How many hours do you spend at the computer per week?  (ConnieB) not near 'nuff *pout* **umm some of her euchre pards said "wayyy too much", don't know if they meant her playing abilities or what.. LOL What is your favorite snack food while playing euchre??  (ConnieB) we are supposed to eat while we are playing?  sheesh!!  gonna hafta go to the grocery store before i play next time i guess...and i HATE goin' to the grocery store!  :( **wow we didn't mean it LITERALLY!!  ROFLL What would your dream vacation be and who with? (ConnieB) define vacation please?  :)  thot i had one every sunday  :)  i enjoy my sundays....just me, myself, and i to please and do for... hehe If you could be anyone for a day, who would it be? and why?  (ConnieB) just can't imagine being anybody other than myself...got me trained pretty good...would hate to hafta start over  :) What's your favorite cartoon character? (ConnieB) don't you think you can find a harder question for me to answer? you will just hafta wait til i figure this one out... i don't think well under stress   ROFL **yep, she's right... I also think this interview takes just wayyy toooo much brain power.. and I haven't located my brain in yearsss.. LOL What's the biggest mistake you've ever made while playing euchre? (besides doing this interview) LOL (ConnieB) well, it wasn't exactly a mistake on my part...called up hearts, and went to play the jack and the cards jumped around on me and the queen hearts went out instead...needless to say got euchreed :(  (is that spelled correctly?)  hehe  looks funny... **that entire answer looks funny to me.. WHAT'D SHE SAY??? ROFLL Do you wish you had never started this? (ConnieB) nope...gives lynners something to do to keep her outa the pool halls... **we can only hope!!  lol You won . . . it's time to brag . . . anyone you want to brag to or give a hard time? (Or just a general brag . . .LOL!!) (ConnieB) yeah!!!  you lynners!!!  for being gone when i win something!! on second thought...maybe that's how come i win??  ROFL **SHEESH.. Lynn really does get blamed for EVERYTHING!!  HAHA (ConnieB) i'm just blessed with good friends in here and great pards! i love playing with them and having the good fun that we do...group *HUGS* **great big hugsss back to ya :) THAT WAS THE END OF THE INTERVIEW.. BUT SHE AIN'T DONE YET.... HEHE Thanks for taking the time to answer our questions!! We hope you'll play again next week!! (ConnieB) anytime (yeah, right! LOL) ...thanks for having me *smile* see ya'll whenever i can... :) Contact us at ICQ# 5754457 the website is http://www.oocities.org/euchtourney  LOOK FOR THIS INTERVIEW IN THE NEWSLETTER :) (ConnieB)  oh!! was i supposed to stop answering stuff way up yonder? oh, well... **told ya it was MISSION IMPOSSIBLE to get her to be quiet.. hehehe CONGRATS TO BOTH OF TONIGHT'S WINNERS !!!!!!!!!  WTG!!!

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** THE EVER POPULAR "FIRST OUT " AWARD GOES TO**
KatieRed/JEVEN
(KatieRed) YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA
(KatieRed) that's cause he's old and slow but I keep him moving...lol
(KatieRed) hence the award!!
(JEVEN) do you want a interview
(KatieRed) lmao
(KatieRed) are they ignoring you JE?   lol
(JEVEN) yes i think so

**THE "BRAT(S)" AWARD**
(Weasel21) WEAS BOSS 10 FILLY IZZY 1
(theboss1) Hello.....we are baaaaaaaaaaaack
(bri9230)  SHOW OFFS WEASE AND BOSSY
(Weasel21) dont want to have to take your foot out of your mouth
(theboss1) can not help it
(theboss1) bout time you did something
(Weasel21) carrying your sorry butt again
(theboss1) not
(Weasel21) just like a pappoose
(bri9230) good thing im not playing ????lol
(theboss1) sure is bri
(theboss1) pappoose this ( ! )
(Weasel21) lol
(Weasel21) that grizzle

**THE "NICKNAME CHANGE OF THE NIGHT" AWARD**
goes to >>> TheTramp1
(gppMiLady) Hi my Gutter Bud :))
(gppASH) Hi my gutter gal :))
(TheTramp1) Butter Gud!!!!!
TIED WITH >> MusicMker
(sixmom) WAIT FOR NEXT TABLE ASSIGNMENT MM
(MusicMker) ok sixteenmom...LOL

**THE "BEST LINE OF THE NIGHT" AWARD**
(Sunrays) True... Like in your case too... Arent you tone deaf?
(MusicMker) I am tone deaf but doen't stop me from playing drums..lol

**THE "TYPO OF THE NIGHT" AWARD**
(RonJons) I'd like to see the ever-shy connie interviewed :0
(ConnieB) hush ron!!
(RonJons) wha??   I didn't say anytrhing evil ;)
(ConnieB) can't spell it either   LOL
(RonJons) so I'm rootin' fer you ;)
(ConnieB) awwww .... shuckin's ron...ty  *blush*
(RonJons) I csn spel.  just "
(RonJons) "typo man"
(RonJons) i'm at wirk, not my usual 'puter ;0

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>>>BIRTHDAY WISHES<<<
(imaGenie) HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLY!!!!!!!!
(firefly66) ty
(Magic52) HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLY!!!!!!!!
(imaGenie) you'll like my bday card i sent ya.. or is this mo
(firefly66) this is mo
(firefly66) where is it?
(firefly66) at the site?
(imaGenie) lol oh.. he'll love the card..
(imaGenie) he'll get it tomorrow.. i will put it up tomorrow yes at the site
(imaGenie) but he should get it in his email
(firefly66) ok i will tell him
**Is it just me or did that make a bit of sense??? ROFLLL

**does he want to sign up or is he looking for the bar?
(butchc) hi all
(watchingU) Hi Butch : )
(butchc) who's doing signups?
(watchingU) I am for now : )
(watchingU) Are you signed up?
(butchc) not sure.
(watchingU) Butch, want to be put down as a single?
(watchingU) waiting for answer
(butchc) not yet, may find someone
(Enchantd1) milliered needs a pard.. she's last weeks winner..lol
(butchc) would hate to make her a loser, ok with me :-))
(butchc) if sixmom makes it and opens the bar up, should be in good shape to play with millie ))
(sixmom) BARS OPEN : )) BUTCH IS BARTENDER AND LYNN IS PAYING FOR IT ALL : )))
**whoa...just wait til Lynn gets her credit card bill.. hehe

** STUD SERVICE?? sheesh is this the Ky Derby?  LOL
(CalamityS) Magic, got any tricks up your sleeve tonight>?
(Magic52) not gonna tell
(filly) just that Stud she keeps hanging around!
(CalamityS) Stud ......... perk perk
(filly) i don't think she shares him Calamity ....
(Magic52) no wayyyy lol
(CalamityS) I'll share mine with anyone!!  If fact, whomever wants him can keep him!
(Magic52) are we talking about the same thing lol
(filly) awww soo many studs, so little time....
(CalamityS) A stud is a stud no matter what you call him
(filly) LOL, sorry couldn't resist

** Connie needs a pard..Baddly needs a pard.. Baddly gets lucky.. nope, not with Connie..hehe....
(sixmom) ANYBODY NEED TO SIGN UP? AND DO YOU HAVE A PARD?
(ConnieB) *waving hand frantically in air*
(butchc) foot works better connie
(ConnieB) can't get the foot that high in the air butch  LOL
(sixmom) BADDLY AND CALAMITY PARDS
(CalamityS) Baddly,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, this is your lucky day!!

** Topless bars, Bill's in the air, umm another typical nite at the tourney...
(Baddly) Bill will be here
(CalamityS) NOT
(CalamityS) He is in the air right now
(CalamityS) On his way home from Chicago ...... won't be here til really really late
(Baddly) how did he get up there?
(CalamityS) He got that high .............. use your imagination
(BroCane) I'm heading to Wisconsin Sunday, anybody near?
(CalamityS) Not unless you want to go backwards
(ConnieB) rofl bro!
(Ryan00000) depends on ur definition of near
(BroCane) lol, sorry, anybody know if there are topless bars in Wisconsin?
(ConnieB) i think near = anywhere away from hurricanes/hissicanes   hehe

**is it cold season? lol
(Rapunze1) *sniff*...I'm here...*cough....cough...sneeze*
(twohearts) handing rap a tissue
(butchc) need a hankie rap?
(CalamityS) Use some of that hair and blow your nose with it

** the big welcome of the night!
(Scr0ll) hi all
(filly) hey scroool
(Benzo2) Allooo Scrolly
(Baddly) Hiya Scroll
(CalamityS) All together now ......... Hi ScrOll, Scrolly, Scroll
(Scr0ll) wow....biggie welcome......*smile*
(Scr0ll) everyone must have been talking about me.....a SCROLL ALERT

** snack time..
(Baddly) I'm hungry
(butchc) dominoes delivers :-)
(Scr0ll) 1-800-eat-chow
(CalamityS) You shouldn't be Baddly, I ate enough for both of us
(Baddly) oh....I feel better now Cal :)
(ConnieB) already had my pizza for the evening  :)
(butchc) pizza what?
(ConnieB) meat lovers' stuffed crust pizza butch  :)
(MtLion1) my kind of Pizza
(Rapunze1) not me..I'm starved....:(

** MISSING PERSONS...
(Ladyzee) CALAMITY ??????????????
(TheTramp1) Is there a Calamity in the house????????
(Ladyzee) CALAMITY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(MusicMker) Right here Tramp Honey..LOL
(Ladyzee) She gone ??????
(TheTramp1) LOL....YEAH I KNOW
(Ladyzee) SOMEONE FIND CALAMITY !!!!!!!!!!
(TheTramp1) Guess that stud was too much for Cal!!!!!!!
(TheTramp1) ANYONE SEEN CAL??????
(Ladyzee) Anyone have Cal on icq ?????
(sixmom) I sent her a message...no response : (((
(CalamityS) Here sorry

** showing his age?? hehe
(imaGenie) I MISS A SCORE?
(ConnieB) prolly!!
(sixmom) DONT THINK JEVEN POSTED HIS
(KatieRed) JE...give the score
(KatieRed) he's slow and old...remember guys...lol
(imaGenie) UH OH.. NO MORE HOSTING FOR JEVEN..LOL
(JEVEN) i;;am slow and old lol
(KatieRed) well I didn't mean me JE!!

** how can they get lost in the lobby??? LOL....
(KatieRed) where did all the tables go?
(KatieRed) I don't mean to get noisy...but where is everyone?
(KatieRed) nosey
(KatieRed) not noisy...hehe
(imaGenie) they are up there playing katie
(imaGenie) 9 tables
(KatieRed) I don't have 1 table
(KatieRed) should I leave and come back
(sixmom) GO TO TECH AND COME BACK
(imaGenie) try that
(KatieRed) I feel like I'm in the twightlight zone
(sixmom) LOL
[Enter] KatieRed
(KatieRed) well the tech thing didn't work
(sixmom) DID SHE MEAN THIS IS NOT THE TWILIGHT ZONE?
(KatieRed) well I see 2 now...least one is clubber...whew....
(KatieRed) lmao

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** ewww...things get hairy.......
(MtLion1) *prowling for a girl with long hair*
(bri9230) im a MALE WITH LONG HAIR ?WILL I DO 
(MtLion1) no no no
(COPD) how about a man with long hair
(bri9230) ohhhhhh darn ?? cant have any fun ????boooo hoooo
(Rapunze1) you better not, bri...lol
(ConnieB) lol pard...gotta watch them cats...
(MtLion1) gonna pounce on her  :)
(COPD) yea i no kats are dangerous
(MtLion1) specially this CAT  ;)
**here kitty kitty!

** getting restless...
(ConnieB) sheesh....hadda change positions...bottom cheeks was startin' to hurt...dunno if'n i can stay in this position very long either... hard to type... lol
(MtLion1) <<<sitting on tail
(ConnieB) hadda get off my tail lion  hehe
(bri9230) may i give you a rub down ???
(ConnieB) need one BAD, bri!  *chuckle*
(bri9230) well im willing ???? are you ????
(imaGenie) HURRY UP ALREADY.. GEESH
(ConnieB) oh hush genie...heard you say you had all night long with us here tonight since lynners ain't here to do no pushin' around  :)
(ConnieB) hehe...ya'll notice that genie had no comeback to that?

** another way to win a tourney... !!!!  ROFLLL
(TheTramp1) Is the tourney over?????
(TheTramp1) They gave it to ya, MM?????
(MusicMker) LOL
(InHarmony) no he had a great pard :)))
(TheTramp1) Felt sorry for ya prob.
(MusicMker) who???
(MusicMker) yeah the sob story works..LOL

** rule #247.. NEVER, EVER BLINK DURING A TOURNEY!!  LOL
(imaGenie) DIDN'T MO START OUT PLAYING, FLY?
(firefly66) firefly all the way
(imaGenie) HMMM
(imaGenie) U SURE?
(imaGenie) I SAW MO
(firefly66) all you did was blink
(firefly66) poof
(firefly66) change of names
(imaGenie) LOL
(firefly66) fly wanted to play with clubs
(imaGenie) MO?
(firefly66) what  what what
(imaGenie) LOL STOP THAT!

** when bri9230 says brb, ya might as well settle down for a longgg wait..!!  LOL
(bri9230) one of these days im going to put toilet in my house ? tired of going to OUTHOUSE 
(TheTramp1) lol
(bri9230) or quit drinking BEER
(TheTramp1) Been there...done that, bri
(Magic52) too  cold out there bri
(tuppr2) oh bri no money for indoor plumbing?
(Magic52) you have an out house tramp
(TheTramp1) Did
(bri9230) trying to liven this CROWD UP LOL

** ~~singing~~ the lion doesn't sleep tonight...
(imaGenie) GRRRRRRRRR
(imaGenie) NO 1ST OUT THIS WEEK SORRY
(MtLion1) GRRRRRRRRRRRR
(MtLion1) we tried
(MtLion1) hon...make me purr
** he can't be first out so he needs some attention.. LOL
(RonJons) is that an earthquake or a serious purr?!
(Rapunze1) tickle your tummy?
(Scr0ll) lol
(MtLion1) ummm yea
(MtLion1) rub me in THAT spot
(Scr0ll) cooooooool
(Rapunze1)shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...lol
(RonJons) does his back leg start kicking like a dogs?
(MtLion1) uh huh
(Scr0ll) both of them..........LOL
(MtLion1) time for a cat nap
(Magic52) or  cat nip?
(MtLion1) heehee

** WEATHER REPORT.. i think?  LOL
(Magic52) gert and floyd still breaking wind?
(MtLion1) windy here
(bri9230) eat some of my chilli YOU WILL GET WIND ??BIG TIME
(bri9230) called bri/s hurricane
(Magic52) good think you have an outhouse
(Daybrez) lol
(imaGenie) LOL
(Magic52) lol

**well, no wonder this was a long tourney!!. LOL
(imaGenie) WEASEL/THEBOSS  VS IZZY/FILLY
(theboss1) hey genie?
(imaGenie) YES?
(theboss1) I am on a break!!!!!!!
(imaGenie) AAAAAACK

** umm 2-hr trip? must be the short version of "Gilligan"..
(Magic52) i better start packing bri for our 2 hr trip
(tuppr2) where u going?
(Magic52) windsor
(tuppr2) oh yeah   don't lose too much
(Magic52) bri and i on day trip
(bri9230) CASINO TO GAMBLE MY WIFE AWAY
(Magic52) noooooo wayyyy
(tuppr2) lol bri

** some people just don't wanna leave ...that's how FUN this tourney is.. 
(TheTramp1) Why is MM still here?
(MusicMker) LOL
(InHarmony) cause he has a great pard :))))
(MusicMker) a lot of sympathetic ears..lol
(MusicMker) that 2 cause I have a great pard

** now....who's gonna do the interview?
(imaGenie) six?
(sixmom) yes?
(imaGenie) u think magic should do the interviews?
(Magic52) noooooooooooo
(sixmom) yesssssssssssssssssss
(imaGenie) lol 2 yes'
imaGenie) lol 1 no
(Magic52) 4 noooo
(imaGenie) yessses have it
(sixmom) my answer is longer and was first
(sixmom) job is her
(Magic52) you type faster that me genie lol
(imaGenie) lol
(imaGenie) i agree
(Magic52) lol
(imaGenie) you'll do grreat
(Magic52) nooooo
(imaGenie) good luck
(imaGenie) lol
(Magic52) your job lol
(imaGenie) not mine!!
(Magic52) not  mine
(imaGenie) i deligate
(imaGenie) magic=interviews
**well, seeing that we had almost NO interviews for this newsletter..... THEY MUSTA VOTED FOR "MALCOLM" TO DO THE INTERVIEWS.. LOL

** cleaning up after the tourney ...
(Magic52) nite all... last one cleans the room
(RonJons) <gest out a garden hose..>   won't take long, nope :)
(ConnieB) rofl  you go ron!!
(RonJons) hope ya didn't like the upholstery :0
(watchingU) i'm not cleaning  LOL
(ConnieB) aww mom  :(
(ConnieB) spray mom while ya at it... hehe

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We want to say thanks to all the teams who participate in the 1999 Euchre Partners Tournament!! You make it sooo much fun for us!  Even though we're still learning and have made mistakes, you've shown nothing but understanding, patience and above all, friendship. :) 
With your help, we hope to continue our efforts to learn and hope you all have a great time and lots of fun at the tourney :) 
Your support means so much to us and we just wanted you to know you're appreciated and without you, we wouldn't look forward to Friday nights!! 
We think you're GREAT PEOPLE :) 

Hugs to all :) 
The '99 Team

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