Morganza cleared. She perches on a rock to watch the duel.
Simon says [to hook]: begin.
Hook reaches inside his sash and pulls out a small glass tube. He hurls it at omegaman and the contents splash over his clothing. almost instantly omegaman is covered by swarms of insects stinging and biting.
OmegaMan gestures at the insects and they polymorph into a cloud, carrying OmegaMan up into the sky. OmegaMan polymorphs himself into a cloud too. He rumbles (chuckles) a deep disturbing sound. In a blinding flash thousands of bolts of electricity streak towards hook.
OmegaMan smiles
Hook grins at the oncoming lightening. He pulls out a strange looking, futuristic box. He holds the telephone in front of himself as a shield. The lightning is absorbed into the telephone and Hook quickly put the lightening on hold. Hook tosses the enchanted phone into a nearby puddle where it explodes harmlesly.
Hook prepares for his next spell.
Hook is quite proud and takes a bow before his next spell
Hook pulls out a plain old waterskin and dumps the water on the ground. The water begin slinking toward omegaman and about five feet from him erupts into a water elemental sucking the very moisture from omegamans body and it comes closer and closer.
Hook hopes omegaman remembers elementals cant be destroyed. only contained
Hook says : ta-da
OmegaMan remembers that elementals can be destroyed. He summons a fire elemental and sends it after the water elemental. When the opposite elements meet, the poof in an explosion of steam.
OmegaMan looks at the armor hook is wearing. He thinks, to to make a point. He points to the breast plate hook is wearing, the snake on the breatplate becomes a living, giant snake, which wraps its coils around hook and starts to squeeze
Hook stumble's around a magical verse which he recites. A sound begins in the distance. The sound gets louder, the furious beating of a hundred wings. The mad armada of tropical birds colour the sky and attack the serpent pecking at it. Eventually the serpent, covered with wounds from the pecking of the birds, falls dead. The serpent disapears and returns to Hook's breastplate.
Hook gasps for breath
Hook stands and prepares
Hook pulls out a large flask filled with a pink ooze. He grins at omegaman from behind the tree but at the last moment he turns and hurls the flask at snowdog. Snowdog quickly grows fangs and claws which could easily take off a goblins head with one swipe. Snowdog has the look of the devil in his eyes and screaming like a banshee attacks omegaman forgeting what his is doing. Just wanting to kill.
Hook says : No animals were harmed in the creation of this spell
snowdog snarls to omegaman.
snowdog growls to omegaman.
Hook grins
snowdog stealthily advances on Omegaman
snowdog bears his teeth, frothing at the mouth.
OmegaMan looks asnowdog in a bored way. He polymorphs snowdog back to "normal" and tells him to sit back down. Snowdog slinks back to his seat.
OmegaMan polymorphs the grass around Hook into hordes of giant poison dart frogs with big, sharp, pointy teeth, who all jump at hook..
Hook swings up to the saftey of the tree and produces yet another flask. The insides of this one swirl blue and white and seem to contain the very north. hook dump's the small bit of the north on the frogs and they are frozen solid.
snowdog plays with the frozen frogs.
Hook moves away from the tree behind a large rock. preferably one without leathal poison frog grass before casting
snowdog eats one, and spits it out.
Hook extends both arm towards omegaman. Spiders begin to crawl out of the armor.
Hundreds of spiders make their way out of the armor anyway they can. The small hourglass in their backs glow with a pulsating red light. They begin spinning glowing red silk and cover omegaman. He is covered with red silk before he can ever notice it. The spiders make the selves at home here and begin breeding and laying eggs.
OmegaMan summons a flock of phoenixes an turns into a fire elemental. The phoenixes eat all of the spiders on the outside, while OmegaMan's internal heat kills those inside and their eggs.
OmegaMan thinks that that spell was rather gross. He pluck a feather from one of his summoned birds. He blows one the light feather. The gentle wind carries the feather directly over hook.
OmegaMan polymorphs the feather into a large pile of elephants, which plumet onto hook.
Simon shouts : Last Spells
Hook flashes brightly before the elephants fall down uppon him. But before you you see two Hook's. One armor clad Hook crushed under the elephants and an amorless one standing just off from that. The armorless one being the one the armor created before being destroyed.
Hook pulls out a necklace. The ancient voodoo decive consists of a shrunken head and large red beads. hook crushes the beads in his hands. You hear clawing at the earth and the long dead pirates of countless years ago crawl up from the earth for one last fight. Pirates long ago burried dead or alive with thier treasure so as their ghosts would protect it advance on omegaman
Hook watches his former body disapear
OmegaMan summons the one thing that can save him from the hordes of pirates, a large, dirty taverne. The dead pirates, do a double take, and then shuffle off towards the taverne. OmegaMan sends the taverne to a different plane of existence.
OmegaMan open a rift in the space behind him, streams of horrible, disgusting, frighteneing monsters, mimes and insurance salesmen, converge on hook, intent on tearing the flesh from his bones, or, at least selling him a good policy and trapping him in an invisible box.
Simon says : Time
Furchin applauds for both participants.
Simon says : will everyone please tell me your votes.
OmegaMan walks over and shakes hook's hand.
snowdog barks
Simon says : will everyone please submit their votes using the tell command
snowdog sits beside hook.
You shout : Bravo! That was entertainment!
Hook recalls that music can tame even the most savage of beasts. he pulls out a lute. the likes of which you have never seen. as he strums you can almost see the music floating up from Hook. The monsters stop and begin to sway around. Hook leads them around the garden playing the role of the piper and pauses next to the rift, the monsters dance their way back into the rift.
Simon asks you : are you going to vote?
Hook pets snowdog
OmegaMan says [to simon] : morganza isn't voting because she is emotionally attatched to hook and that might influence her vote
Simon says : and the winner is... Omegaman.
snowdog growls.
Furchin wonders if perhaps a margin of victory can be announced?
Hook bows gracefully to omegaman.
Simon says : The winner is Omegaman.
snowdog sits beside hook.
OmegaMan says [to hook] : you fought well, against all opponents i threw at you, thank you
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