Elwood says : And I'm ready to rock...
Llama says [to serendipity] : Did you hear a voice? I thought I heard a voice...
You say : hehe, thought I wouldn't find your little free love orgy? Well I did!
Elwood says [to llama] : Are you ready?
Llama says [to you] : Fyreman! *grin*
Serendipity says [to llama] : nah, it was those little men in my head working overtime...
You say [to serendipity] : A duel ay, is that what they call it these days
Llama says : gotta clear
You say [to llama] : Discochick!
Elwood says : clearing...
Serendipity says [to you] : ah do so depeynd upon the kandness of stranguhs...*tacky southern accent*
Elwood says : done...
Blackfyre changes his title.
Elwood says : Well... Are we gonnna duel?
Llama says [to you] : You're voting *ties you to a tree so you can't escape*
You say [to serendipity] : Boy it's hot out here, I shure am hot :)
Serendipity says : okay, the coin was tails and Llama called heads...Elwood goes first...
You say [to llama] : Yes Mistress...
Blackfyre snickers.
Serendipity says [to llama] : no need to worry...connor's coming too...
You say [to llama] : If I try to escape will you whip me? :)
You say : Yay! Conner!
Elwood says [to llama] : Ready?
Serendipity says [to you] : and bothered?
Title changed to : 
Serendipity giggles...
Llama says [to you] : No whip today... got a pitch fork, will that do? =)
You say [to serendipity] : I think I say "And I got what you want baby"
Serendipity says [to elwood] : you can go at your leisure...
You say [to llama] : Er, I'll be good, really this time.
Llama says [to elwood] : Fire at will... when Conner gets here
Blackfyre mutters about them snuffers, they give B&D a bad name.
Serendipity says [to you] : maybe later...*wink**giggle*
Llama says [to elwood] : or whenever
Connor_of_Genfinan appears.
You bow gracefully to connor_of_genfinan.
Connor_of_Genfinan says : clearing...
You chuckle to serendipity.Llama says : Clearin' agin
Connor_of_Genfinan bows to you
You say : BRB, gonna open the public in a window.
Serendipity tells you : who gives breakfast and dinner a bad name?...I'll give 'em hell...*smile*
Elwood raises his arms to the sky... He slowly begins to chant in an ancient Elven tongue... Elwood then looks a Llama and points at the ground beneath her feet... The ground rolls open revealing a crystal clear lagoon... As Llam falls into and down in the lagoon she notices strange fish swimming in it... With a sudden start she notices that they are Pirahnna...
I cannot read that.
Serendipity says [to connor_of_genfinan] : those two...
Selana appears.You say : Get her! muahah
Serendipity takes a seat in the cool grass and breaths in deeply of the piney forest air...
Connor_of_Genfinan sits next to Serendipity
Llama looks at all the pirhanna and licks her chops. She swims in a circle counterclockwise and turns into a shark with impenetrable skin. She proceeds to devour the pirhana, then swims out of the lagoon. She then looks at Elwood, and with a wink, small spikes begin to fall from the sky, pricking his skin. The spikes begin to get bigger and bigger, sharper and sharper...
Serendipity hopes she has her tweezers with her just in case one of the little pricker thingies gets her too...
Llama says : Of course, I turned back into a human before swimming out...
Serendipity leans her head on Connor's shoulder, thankful for some sort of domestic comfort...
Serendipity watches quietly...
You say : Watch out! The little pricks are everywhere!
You say : Er, you know, the prickers
Serendipity giggles...
Connor_of_Genfinan opens an umbrella over Serendipity and himself to shield him from the pricks
Llama tells you : hey, no innuendo until it's over. =)
Llama says : You people I swear... they're spikes =)
Elwood snaps his fingers and to the disbelief of the onlookers the entire forest begins to move... entires trees bending and twisting to pabsorb the incoming spikes... Elwood then waves his arms franticaly he then begins to sing and dance.... He then makes a sweeping motion with his arm towards Llama... The spikes begin to fly towards Llama... He then snaps his fingers and the spikes turn into long, flaming thorns... tipped with hemlock... just for effect...
Connor_of_Genfinan turns the spikes into pricks
Serendipity shudders slightly and so proceeds to wrap a shawl about her shoulders to protect her from the incoming chill of the evening air...
Connor_of_Genfinan says : not anymore
Connor_of_Genfinan says : clears
You say [to llama] : That wasn't an innuendo, I didn't mean that other prick, I meant like you know, when you call somebody a prick :)
Serendipity says [to llama] : sorry...I shouldn't have said anything to change their opinion...my prickers comment is stricken from the record...they're spikes...big ballsy spikes...*smile*
You chuckle to connor_of_genfinan.You laugh to serendipity.Serendipity stretches...
Blackfyre takes his daily after-work aspirin.
Connor_of_Genfinan turns into a raven and perches (they're perching birds, right?) on a nearby tree to watch the duel more closely
Llama looks at the spikes and hmms. A lightbulb appears over her head, and with a motion of her hands she turns into an upright block of water, the spikes are doused and harmlessly fly past into the people at the road. She then turns around in another circle, chanting unfamiliar words. The ground beneath Elwood suddenly becomes soft, and he is sucked into the ground within seconds, where there's a hungry tremor waiting for dinner.
Serendipity pouts at her now missing leaning post but is thankful for the umbrella he left in his wake...
Connor_of_Genfinan caws at the unbrella and turns it into a pillow
Connor_of_Genfinan caws at the umbrella and turns it into a pillow
Llama says [to you] : Uh, why do you think they call people pricks? It's not 'cause they poke people...
Serendipity scowls as she is thwacked by a pillow falling from right above her...
Connor_of_Genfinan caws in a way that seems like laughter
Serendipity says [to llama] : my theory is they're being compared to those obnoxious little prickers that people sometimes get caught in their socks...
Serendipity gets out a handy collar and leash and eyes the bird...
Connor_of_Genfinan says : clearing...
Llama says [to serendipity] : Oh, yeah, that's what it is
Connor_of_Genfinan flys to a higher branch
Connor_of_Genfinan keeps looking over at nervously Serendipity
Connor_of_Genfinan keeps looking over at Serendipity nervously
Connor_of_Genfinan says : oops...
You say [to llama] : Ahem, you've lost the point :)
Elwood closes his eyes to keep the dirt from getting in... He then pulls a seed out of his pouch and plant it beside him... Elwood then chants quickly... The seed sprouts and grows at a tremendous pace... Elwood grabs on and is drug out from underneath the ground by the tree that has now appeared... He hops off and then turns to face Llama... Elwood reaches into his pouch and spreads a dust in the air... He then blows the dust towards Llama... the dust begins to take shape and solidify... The form of a flying squirrel apears accept it's not quite right... It happens to be foaming at the mouth... The Squirrel glides down and lands upon Llama and begins to bite her...
Blackfyre puts a large cactus next to Serendipity.
You say [to serendipity] : For you to lean on :)
Elwood says : how many rounds is this again?
Connor_of_Genfinan turns into a squirrel (not a flying one, nor a mad one, just a normal, everyday squirrel) and drops a nut on Serendipity
Blackfyre looks like someone who doesn't know, but waves his "Hi, I'm a Firstmage" sticker to remind you that you don't have to be smart to be the boss.
Serendipity sticks her tongue out at blackie and scoots away...
Serendipity says : we're on two and a half...
Elwood says : No I mean how many are we going to do?
Llama already had rabies, but as to not use that as an excuse, she screams and summons a moose to pry the flying squirell off of her. She deals with the rabies with a potion of graymold salve. She then looks at Elwood and decides that two spoken words would be enough for the next spell. "27 Pianos," she says, and a shadow forms over Elwood.
Serendipity hurriedly gets up and grabs good ol' connor by the nuts...*he's a squirrel people, don't get sick*...and puts him in a headlock for the remainder of the duel...
Serendipity giggles...
Connor_of_Genfinan transforms into an ewwwy (yes, that's a word) black liquid and slides out of Serendipity's headlock and frees his poor nuts...
Serendipity considers carrying on with these shananagans but decides it's not her duel...
Connor_of_Genfinan reforms into his loveable self and agrees with Serend to stop trying to steal attention away from the duel
Elwood looks up and smiles grimly... he claps his hands together and smiles as the pianos simply disappear... Elwood then glares at Llama and sighs... and then he smiles... unknown to all present including llama was that elwood had just teleportred a special little friend of his into Llama and wished it to multiply rapidly... the little friend did causing large sores to form on Llama's body and her skin to rot away... his little friend's name is.... you guessed it E-Bola
Connor_of_Genfinan says : clearing...
Serendipity winks to connor_of_genfinan.
Sive appears.
Sive curtsies in greeting.
Serendipity once more takes a seat on the cool ground and quietly watches...
Llama is always stocked with the lovely Graymold Salve, curer of all diseases. She backs this one up with a little ambrosia, and is as good as new. She then lifts one of her hands into the air, and Elwood also rises. She gently puts her hand down, and she falls. She then flaps her arm as quickly as she can, and Elwood will soon be crunched.
Llama says : I mean HE falls!
Serendipity brushes back a few loose ringlets...
Llama has a transgendering problem. She goes to TA, and so the problem should be fixed within the next four steps.
Elwood says : when is the last round...?
Blackfyre uses a voice much like the spanish announcer you've surely heard on tv or radio or perhaps a movie to announce something that sounds important, but when translated is just a commercial for women's hygene.
Serendipity says [to llama] : when would you like to end this?
Llama says [to elwood] : diseasing an alchemist...
Sive sits on the ground with her back to a tree.
Llama says [to serendipity] : Usually after three, but I can't count.
Serendipity says : last round...
Blackfyre puts on a scary irish accent to shout "And I like it to!"
Connor_of_Genfinan knows Serend will kill him for doing it, but he just can't help himself; he cuts down the tree Serend is leaning on and a minute after it falls on her, he yells, "Timber!"
You say : No no people!
Llama says [to serendipity] : Methinks that was four
wilbur appears.
You say : See, the thing is, spell TESTS are 3 rounds by the measurement I set, because usally only 3 spells are needed to judge a persons's magical talents, if you use good attacks on them.
Serendipity says : llama attacks and the duel ends with Elwood defending since he didn't start out on the defense...
You say : Since the beginning the standard for spell DUELS was 5 rounds, but some people make them shorter or longer, depending on how much time they have.
wilbur leaves west.
Serendipity glares at Connor...
Llama says [to you] : Yeah, but we don't need to be here all day, I have a Spanish final tomorrowYou nod to llama.Serendipity feels a rumbly in her tumbly...
Connor_of_Genfinan says : clearing...
Serendipity awaits the finale..
Sive pokes serendipity.
Connor_of_Genfinan is whispering something to serendipity, but you cannot hear what.
You grin.
Serendipity cocks an eyebrow...
You say [to serendipity] : Is it wiggling and giggling and tickling inside you?
Blackfyre dives behind a tree, Seren is dangerous with that thing...
Sive raises an eyebrow.
Serendipity winks to connor_of_genfinan.
Serendipity says : are we verywell done then?
Sive grins to you.
Connor_of_Genfinan (I don't know how to write green so use your imagination) says "yeah..."
Elwood says [to serendipity] : Llama's huskin' or something
Serendipity says [to connor_of_genfinan] : one of us will have to give you a lesson in the fine art of html sometime old boy...
NATES appears.
wilbur appears.
NATES leaves east.
Connor_of_Genfinan says : I wonder if this will work...
Sive seems to be asleep, so she probably will not respond, at least not right away.
You smile to sive.Sive seems to be asleep, so she probably will not respond, at least not right away.
You laugh to serendipity.Connor_of_Genfinan says : this will appear bold, or i'll look like a complete idiot
Elwood says [to serendipity] : Is the duel over or what?
Serendipity says : should I ask for the votes now or give her ten more minutes?
Sive looks worridly at Serendipity.
Connor_of_Genfinan says : yess!!! i didn't think that would work!
Sive wakes up. Sive is now wide awake.
You say [to connor_of_genfinan] : Well it's bold, but you still look like a complete idiot :)
Sive says [to you] : TRhanks for telling me. :-)
Serendipity says [to sive] : why worried?
NATES appears.
NATES leaves west.
Serendipity waits for any sort of response...
Sive says [to serendipity] : Oh nothing *looks at unsheathed knife*
Connor_of_Genfinan raises his fist at Blackie and says "I otaa...", but he knows he'd lose if he tried anything that stupid...
Serendipity yawns and begins to feel cranky...
You say : The, boy, is, hers
Elwood says : red green
Connor_of_Genfinan says : clear
You say [to connor_of_genfinan] : Wunu dese days, right in da kissa
Elwood says :
You smile to connor_of_genfinan.Serendipity says [to sive] : oh...that was for elwood in case he wanted a battle of the wills...*puts knife back in handy carrying case*
Serendipity begins to get downright grumpy...
NATES appears.
wilbur appears.
Blackfyre catches a glimpse of many sharp-looking torture blades and a rusty spoon in Seren's case.
Serendipity says : okay, I call...cast your votes, people..
wilbur left the game...
You notice NATES staggering around, drunkenly.
NATES left the game...
Serendipity rises, brushes the dirt and dust from her garment, and crosses her arms...
Serendipity says : tell me who you vote for...
Serendipity says : the duelers and myself are excluded from the vote...
Serendipity says : if you'd rather not, then my job here is done...
Elwood says : clearing...
Elwood says : done...
Serendipity paces...waiting on a certain voter who knows himself to be very capable of picking...
Serendipity begins tapping her foot...
Connor_of_Genfinan yawns
Blackfyre saved and cleared
Sive smiles to elwood.
Serendipity says : it was a tie...
Elwood says : in the event of a tie the moderator is supposed to vote...
Elwood is whispering something to sive, but you cannot hear what.
Sive is whispering something to elwood, but you cannot hear what.
Connor_of_Genfinan is whsiper something to himself, and you don't wanna hear what... :-)
Sive grins.
Serendipity says : out of default, elwood wins...if you'd like excuses I can give you some...
Connor_of_Genfinan says : whispering...
Elwood says : alright...
Elwood is whispering something to sive, but you cannot hear what.
Serendipity says : out of default, elwood wins...if you'd like excuses I can give you some...
Elwood left the game...
Connor_of_Genfinan says to [you] well, I've messed with your mind enough for one day, and I have to wake up early tommorow; bye
Serendipity clears...
Connor_of_Genfinan left the game...
Sive wonders if Llama died during the spell?
Blackfyre yawns.
