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ALPiNeGuY concentrates on jaxom as an object. Beads of sweat appear on his brow as a black flame appears in his palm. Suddenly he thrusts it at jaxom.
jaxom pulls a ball from his pouch, which glows brightly and then a blue-white fire surrounds jaxom as he melts the ground beneath him. Then from beneath Alpineguy the Earth trembles as jaxom launches out of the ground, followed by a river of magma from the center of the earth
ALPiNeGuY turns around suddenly, and covers himself in his cloak, which turns into a sphere of pure black energy. ALPiNeGuY raises his palm to his sphere, and a blast of black energy engulfs jaxom.
jaxom puts together alp's bits and pieces and decides there's a big black energy thing coming after him. he holds out his hand concentrates, forming a ball of positive energy which he throws into the black energy, dispersing it. then he soars above the trees and pulls a ball from his bag. eventually the ball glows brightly, and he tosses it to the ground and waits for the explosion
ALPiNeGuY suddenly dissapears and somehow reappears in the air, frowning at the puny explosion. He then cups his hands together and starts forming a black ball. The ball grows bigger, bigger.. until suddenly ALPiNeGuY thrusts his hands in jaxom's general direction. The black energy spirals down towards jaxom at near the speed of light.
jaxom looks then suddenly blinks out of existence, turned from matter into brainwaves, moving at the speed of thought then he appears seemingly from nowhere, and encases Alpineguy in a gigantic juggling ball that is rapidly shrinking
ALPiNeGuY does the standard mime-in-a-box act, then encloses himself in a sphere of black energy, dispersing the damn ball. ALPiNeGuY then grins evilly down at jaxom, then snaps his fingers. Suddenly a gigantic and colossal stereo appears right next to jaxom. ALPiNeGuY snaps his fingers again. The stereo system powers up and chnges the CD. He cringes at the sound of the Spice Girls playing "Wannabe", and Hanson playing at the same time. He then remembers his ear plug, pulls them out, and watches as jaxom cringes in terror.
jaxom screams in terror, then attempts to gather himself. with what energy he can muster he manages to pull the immense plug out of the gigantic socket hanging in the air. this done the "music" stops and the stereo falls to the ground. jaxom decides ALPiNeGuY isn't messing around anymore. he summons his energy, and his eyes glow bright purple. Alp finds himself unable to move while jaxom creates a temporal rift, but instead of sending alpineguy back in time, changes the time surrounding alpineguy, turning him into a four year old
ALPiNeGuY stares there blankly, trying to decide what is going on right now. He feels that he should be in preschool, but insead finds himself somehow floating in the air. He then notices that some orbs of black energy start floating around him, and starts giving him strength. He suddenly sprouts into a full-grown mage with diapers on and stares intently at jaxom. His eyes then glow black, and he raises his hands. He summons the forces of all that is black, and stores the energy into his own body. He suddenly erupts into a black flame of sorts, and starts flying towards jaxom faster than the eye can see, firing shots of black energy.
jaxom watches, gulps, and wishes he had a diaper right about now. he manages to pull a ball from his bag, and fumblingly feeds his aura into it. drained of his power, he plummets to the ground. the ball remains floating, and as soon as it comes in contact with alpineguy it explodes, sending a psychic backlash that turns anyone the least bit tapped into teh streams of magic into a blithering idiot. A hurricane force wind tears up trees and buildings, and then jaxom waits for you to vote.
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