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Mad_Hatter huddles up with phil and discusses his strategy, and looks up to make sure no one is listening. He then looks into his pockets and finds nothing and walks over to Jaxom and borrows some fairy dust. He looks at it and blows on it whispering arcane words over it. Actually he's just mumbling about how dumb fairy dust is. He slings it in the air and suddenly a man dressed in bright colors, with a lisp and a limp wrist appears. He walks over to Llama and grabs her and begins to dance with her. She finds herself unable to resist dancing. She dances for several minutes and begins to feel very tired. But she can't stop dancing and gets more tired by the minute. She feels her life energy draining away.
Llama , the omnipotent disco queen, can not only dance, but escape from it. She nods to her Machivillan partner and suddenly sprinkles into a glittery, plasma like substance. The man continues to dance off in the distance, and Llama appears behind him. She formulates from the substance into an almost metaphysical, wavering form. The form glows brightly, and from all inches of her entity a burning fire sweeps the forest. The dancing man is charred into a brillo pad. She then turns to Mad_Hatter, and with a spin, envelopes him in a plasma which will heat him to temperatures hotter than lightning. The plasma sticks, and cannot be wiped or washed off.
Mad_Hatter screams and yells and runs in circles trying to think of something. Suddenly he stops and waves his hands in the air saying *who you gonna call?* Suddenly the Ghostbusters appear with a jambox. The Plasma hears the music and begins to groove off of Hatter, following the Ghostbusters into the distance. Me looks himself over and whines about the red splotches all over him. He looks at Llama and says *beezlebob* A large pink Elephant shows up and grabs Llama with his trunk and begins to spin Llama like a yoyo, each time he brings her back up, he squeezes more tightly. Beginning to suffocate her.
Llama easily solves this problem. In between gasps she whistles a note which summons a small, meek, cute little mouse. The Elephant gasps, and runs for its life. Llama cannot leave it alone, however, and with a twitch of her nose the mouse morphs into a huge, towering, pus-filled, pulsing, muscular Magma-Mouse which devours the Elephant in seconds. She then crosses her arms and the beast dissapears. She then turns to Mad_HAtter, and the sky blackens around him. Llama's hair flies up from around her face, and her eyes are becoming a glowing green color. The Silent Stones rise from their dormant and inanimate states and become of a rather indestructible steel with elongated arms, spiked at the ends, reeking of trepedation, and in which they could easily impale Hatter, and they proceed to do so.
Mad_Hatter has no ideas about trepedations, but those spikes look ouchy. He raises his hands and begins to chant and summons a giant sculpter complete with giant sculpting tools. The sculpter begins chiseling away at the rock monster turning them into hippos, how? By chipping away at the parts that don't look like hippos. The chiseling causes the magic to drain from the monsters and they stand still once again. The Silent Rocks are now Silent Hippo Statues. Hatter waves his hand and the sculpter disappears and he looks at Llama and waves his hands and giant ducks appear and walk over to Llama and pluck a couple of their feathers and start to tickle Llama. She begins to laugh so hard she can't breathe anymore.
Llama looks at Hatter with the evil eye. Tickiling is her weakness. She laughs and starts crying. She shouts with intense pain, and her arms and legs begin to glow a soft green. Her fruitless flailing suddenly begins to take on a hideous strength. Her magically enhanced appendages spin and the ducks are beaten so miserably they run, featherless, behind the hippos for saftey and pass out. Llama then waves an arm and they dissapear. Poof. Just like that. She then looks at the meadow surrounding her. She looks up, and the ground begins to shiver as if it was being controlled by a magical force. Maybe because it is. Llama raises her arms into the air, and the grass of the meadow lifts from the earth and turn into tiny, hair-splitting sharp daggers. All go straight for Hatter, puncturing him in miscelaneous places. It seems harmless at first, but the repitition of gashes will soon cause death from blood loss.
Mad_Hatter starts bawling like a baby, and grabs Phil and pushes him in front of himself. He then quickly starts waving his arms and weeds pop up and start killing the grass, cause that's what weeds do doncha know. He reaches in his pockets and pulls out a pitcher with the initials JAXOM on it and waters one of the weeds. The weed grows very big, about 10 feet tall big. And eyes pop up on it. It turns and looks at Llama and says *feed me Seymore!* and and tilts down and grabs Llama up in it's mouth and begins to swallow her.
Jaxom says [to you] : what kind of initials spell out a whole name?
You say [to jaxom] : I found it, it never runs out of water, and those are the initials that were on it
OmegaMan inserts little quotation marks around found...
Llama isn't exactly a bottle of Miracle Grow, so she plans on ridding herself of this plant quickly. She shouts a few words, and one of the hippo statues suddenly becomes gelatenous, then hardens, reformed as a giant teenage guy with a mowhawk and several body piercings. The golem of sorts roars with animal ferocity, and hawks the worst loogie in existence at the plant. The loogie can be likened to a a flaming green fireball, with damage potential far worse than that of one who ate a tuna sandwich covered in garlic and onions. The plant immediatly disentegrated. The golem roars in victory, and dissolves the rest of the hippo statues. It then turns to Hatter, and with a Godzilla-type bellow, fires away at him.
OmegaMan says : last round..........
Mad_Hatter screeches like a girl and raises his arms in defence and quickly realizes how this won't help. So he chants and and seltzer bottle appears in his hands. He squirts the seltzer bottle at the flames, walking towards the Giant with heartburn spraying all the while. He reaches the giant's mouth and sprays all in his mouth and down his throat and quicky throws a couple of pepcid ad's down his throat completely extinguishing the fire. The giant whimpers and runs off with his tail between his legs. Hatter then smiles at Llama and calls forth the winds of the north and the south, no wait, can't do that, that's Ashain's forte. He taps his new staff on the ground and the mouth at the top of the staff says *taste the rainbow* and skittles rain from the sky and begin to pelt Llama all over and very quickly and she is soon buried under them and they keep falling. And she can't breathe under them.
You say : it's amazing how I did all that screeching, raising arms and chanting before those fireballs hit me, slow motion is great *grin*
Llama seems to be helplessly buried under the skittles. For what seems to be hours, she does not surface. A coroner begins to drive toward the scene, when suddenly, the skittles blow into the air in a translucent cyclone and reformulate the rainbow. Llama stands gasping, but ready to give Hatter a thrashing. She snaps her fingers, and Jeffrey Dahmer appears out of nowhere. No wait, that's cheap. She sends him away. She snaps her fingers again, and Hatter is encapsulated in a box with dimensions that only give him about an inch to move in any direction. The box then begins to shrink rapidly. As Hatter becomes Mini-Hatter, Llama says What the hell, and calls Dahmer back to enjoy the TV dinner this would result in.
Mad_Hatter looks around the best he can and thinks about how the room seems to be getting smaller but he's not claustophobic. So he thinks and says *it's mini me* and he shrinks rapidly, more so than the cube. when he's only an inch tall he waves his hands and a portal appears in the cube and he quickly steps into it and appear on Jeff's shoulder. He shrinks some more and crawls inside Jeff's ear. suddenly Jeff grabs his head and screams. It seems as if his head is expanding. Suddenly his head blows up from where Hatter started growing again. And Hatter quickly calls the laundromat and gets his clothes cleaned.
OmegaMan says : anyone else want to get in a vote??? no???
OmegaMan says : mad_hatter is the winner.. . unanimously....
Falennor says : Wow...first unanimous vote I've ever seen.
You say [to llama] : thanks for the duel
