Dr. Frankenstein would be proud. If he were two years old.
The very disturbing image above is something I drew on a piece of paper that I had to turn in to a teacher at one point. I can only imagine the horror that the recepient displayed on his or her face. Spam Boy hasn't been in any of my comics, he's never been drawn alongside any other characters of mine, and as my memory at the moment reports to me, this was the only time he was drawn. But there are many other things like Spam Boy... he was one of many random creations to appear on school papers during my middle school years. On this site, I have a small collection of such things...and no, I wasn't on any kind of medication at the time. Maybe that explains it...
BEHOLD THE HORRORS...
Fetal Dave--7th Grade science class.
Hey, I had to.
Mr. Nazi--5th Grade Holocaust Journal
The assignment was to pretend we were in the Holocaust and make a journal. I illustrated.
More of Mr. Nazi
The saga continues...


Oklahoma and Space
What's NASA without the Sooner State?


12-15-00
Katy and Soozie!
An anti-drug pamphlet I received in the 4th grade during a little "Say No To Drugs" campaign. This item is truely the most bizzare thing I have ever come to own, so to not have it on here would be evil. The wrong kind of evil! DO YOU HEAR ME?? In fact, this is so good that I don't dare tackle the task of commenting on it alone.
2-07-01

"I Pretty"
This war veteran is ready for a night on the town!


Curse of the Baby Mummy
Done in my 6th hour Humanities class, featuring one of King Tut's kids.


Aqua Farmer Knight
Tilling the royal seabed!


Hawaiian Aussie Dragon
Aloha, mate! He'll devour you!


Mr. Seeley
Mr. Reichardt's only catchphrase competition, and neither of them are aware of any of this!


Egypt Notes
What I did before Curse of the Baby Mummy.


Inside Jokes A-hoy!
If you've been over this site thoroughly enough, you should at least get a couple of these.


3-25-01


The Ultimate Collage
Circa 1998; check out creepy-eyed PoD.


Football Pig, Pike-in-Eye Baby, and the Paint Dance!
With assistance from Jeremy.


Nacho Person
"My nose is bleedin'! Gimme a nacho!"


10-21-01


Courtroom Scene
Drawn while on a plane to Vegas. Ever see that movie "Dead-Alive"?


Kanga-Knight
Castle walls? No problem! Perhaps related to Aqua Farmer Knight?


The Sleepwalker
Object of my childhood nightmares.
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OLD CRAP