It's a... Damned Fun Page!
		From v_voltaire reguarding a previous bad joke about Mickey Mouse: Okay everyone, let's sing the Brimstone themesong: Bee Arr Eye! (I love this show!) Emm Ess Tee! (What number is this show?) Oh-oh Eh-en Eeeeeee!
			From Kethrine reguarding the preview for Lovers involving Stone buying a jalopy from the Devil: "The Hell Freezes Over Liquidation Sale! Need a car fast? Don't have a lot of cash? Is your credit, pardon the pun, shot? Well come on down to the Dealership from Hell! Yes, here at Satan's Jalopy junkyard, we have cars from the 70s, from the 80s, heck, even from the 90s, garunteed to have only been wrecked once! We've got your Christine, your Agnus, your Nova - all cheap cheap cheap! Just for 79 cents a day, the price of a cup of coffee, you can own one of these babies! Never rusts! Never stalls! Never needs a fill up! Miracles, I tells ya! Miracles! So come on down and see for yourself, before Jack Frost takes 'em all!! God help me. See what hangovers do, boys and girls? Vodka bad. Vodka baaaaad. " And Uriel's reply: "Sounds like a grand car until you consider that to get it to stop you would need to shoot out both of the headlamps... "