While you were away

While all you suckers have times of your lives
thinking your beach is the best F***in' time
we're up here in PA cold kickin' it blunt
check out the truckload of kegs parked out front

sure there might be a few of us now,
but you won't believe when we break out the cow.
we've got more than 20 species on staff
with Sh** like this wait for the aftermath.

Raise a toast to the most... Kickin' party that you ain't at.

step to the fridge and I pick out a brew...
Hennesey and Triple X are just a few
with so many choices I cannot decide
which of the 200 girls on tonight that I ride.

and it's such a pity that you're stuck at the beach
when something like this goes out of reach.
We'll be sad, we'll miss you.
just for a bit, cuz 'fore we know it,
you'll be back with your same old sh**

so bounce if you with me, its time to get down.
the party has spread through half of the town.
we'll send you a postcard so you know what we mean
we'll send it express signed Kevin and Eileen.