Quotes from friends

Bibbs: Ok, how do I get to your dorm again?
Sokol: You go down Sterns to Bagley, up Bagley to Beech,
left on Beech, last building... or you can come through the metroparks.
Bibbs: I don't know them that well... I'm coming via Bagley.
Bibbs: via[gra].. hehe
Sokol: Hehe -- does that make the street... wider?

Sarah: You like Beethoven, Sokol?
Sokol: Yeah, I'm going to wear my Beethoven T-shirt tomorrow I think
Sarah: You have a Beethoven T-shirt?
Bibbs: Yeah, it says "Beethoven's my Boyfriend"..
Sarah: Hahaha!
Sokol: ...

While on a trip to a D&D conference...
Tim: Now where did I park...?
Jim: Over this way, I think
Bibbs: No, it's over here.
Tim: Is it...?
Jim: No it was over... wait, maybe he's right
Tim: There it is!
Bibbs: Do I get 50 experience?
Jim: No, finding the car doesn't get you 50 experience.. but it does get you shotgun.
Bibbs: Wohooo!

Quotes from Reality Recess

"Franks and Beeeeaaans!" from Something About Mary night

Dave: Hey, Brent! What's up? Hey... where's the pizza, man?
Brent: Sorry... Skippy's mom was hungry.
Skippy: HEY!

Astafar: Hey, Jon. How's that thing go again?
Jon: Oh, um... "So whassup, B?"
Skippy: "So whassup, B?" (heh heh)
Jon: (heh heh) "Watchin' the game, havin' a Bud."
Skippy: "True... true."
Astafar: "Yo, where's dookie?"
Jon: "Hey, dookie!"
Skippy: "Yo!"
Astafar: "Whassup?!"
Skippy: "Whassup?!"
Jon: "Whassup?!"

Joker: Hey, you play Ultima Online, too?
Astafar: Yeah.
Joker: You ever been to the bone wall?
Astafar: Yeah.
Joker: Dude, if you cast an energy field, make a flame wall
and throw explosion potions you can kill all the new players
there and get 'phat loot'!
Astafar: *nods knowingly* ... I kill people like you :)

Quotes from Oven Fresh Pizza

Lou: I don't even know why I hired you guys..
Brian: You're a bitch, I want a raise.
Lou: Bibbs! Give Brian a raise!
Bibbs: Yes, sir!

Bibbs: Kelvin, did you just flip off the garbage can?
Kelvin: Hehehe, uh... yeah.

Joe: *preaching* Bibbs says you got to rise up-ahh!!

Lou: Bibblified to biblical proportions!

During Kelvin's 'goodbye party'
Lou: Kelvin, what's your name?
Kelvin: I c-can't remememeber..

Lou Songs

I'm aliiive! For you I'm Biblified!
Don't cry for me JohnBibbsTina!