The scene opens up focused in on a television. Suddenly the Family Guy tune hits it, on comes Meg, the daughter, she steps on a stage, looking like a comic from late night showbiz, she grabs the mic and talks into it.
Hey, I'm Meg, the daughter off of Family Guy, what you are about to see is our show, with a special guest appearance by the next Dream Champ of the DWF, professional wrestler, Nastradamus!! Anywayz, we'll get on with the show now.
With that, Meg walks off of the stage, and back into the curtains with which she came from, the show starts now, the scene has the mother and baby Stuey in the kitchen, he sits in the booster seat at the table, while she is watching dishes, after a few minutes of eating his porridge like food, he gets a disgusted look upon his face and confronts his mother.
Do you have some diabolical plot to annihilate me mother? is that why you feed me this wretched crap? I demand that you make me something else
His mother turns from her sink, to face Stuey, and replies
I would, but your father hasn't got his cheque yet for us to go grocery shopping.
Well why don't you all just burn in hell, burn in hell I say!!
Ah Stuey, do you wanna go do a time out?
Time out eh? Wait a minute, that's it, I can build a contraption that'll freeze time, I'll call it the time freezer, quick, you, go grab my paper and my crayons
As Stuey says the last words the father comes bursting into the kitchen, and talks to his wife.
Honey, you'll never believe what I just found out
What is that dear?
Tomorrow evening...DWF superstar, Nastradamus is gonna be at our mall, at the Sports Shop, ah, I remember the last time a pro-wrestler came to town.
A flashback occurs, it has the father standing in line for an autograph, then some guy stand in front of the line and say.
I'm sorry, but Masta Killa won't be takin' anymore fans right now.
My ass he won't
Suddenly the husband breaks out of the line and tackles Masta, then orders him to sign an autograph, but realizes he is out cold.
The scene switches back to the present
Ah, those were the days
The scene switches again, this time to the parents going to sleep, they lie in bed, she's on the right, he being on the left. She turns over and says
Honey, lets make love
Ah, but I gotta rest up for tomorrow
Fine just don't give your loving wife any affection
Ok
He turns over, and immediately closes his eyes falling asleep, then he begins to dream.
There is an apple tree sitting in the middle of a road, a car suddenly comes flying by going straight into tree, knocking its roots out, and over the car. The drivers head pops out the window, and says
NEED FOR SPEED!!
Then he puts his head back in and keeps on driving down the street
The father wakes up, opening his eyes, looks around, and sees that the alarm clock reads 11:31
Ah crap, I'm late
He rushes out of bed, goes into the shower, you here some humming, then he comes out, gets dressed looks at the clock, it reads 11:32
That's why a male is always better then a woman, ready to go in under a minute flat.
With that he takes off out the door and down the stairs, and out the front door, into the car and driving out of the drive way
The scene changes once more, this time to the mall, the husband gets out of the car, and looks at the lineup, which is coming just out of mall.
Ah crap
He glances at his watch, it reads 11:49, he looks, and then looks again, and realizes they are all women, and are all walking out holding hands
Damn lesbian conventions, do nothing but thrown you off track.
He takes off into the mall, running past the hall of the lesbians, and into the Sports Shop, there is a sign that says Unfortunately, Nastradamus was unable to arrive here, but he did send these sign autographs, and a video tape of him talking, enjoy.
The husband looks over at the clerk, and he pops the video into the VCR, it begins at the big TV hanging from the ceiling, everybody gathers around to watch. It shows the thing fading in, and then Nas sitting around on a couch, he looks around, then begins to speak.
Hello fans, unfortunately I was not able to make my appearance at your town because of scheduling problems but I do have some statements to make, first off, I was gonna yell at SuperStar Steve Studlee, that he was underestimating me by not training, instead playing monopoly with the staff, but I realized that I'm gonna drop that bullshit, cause I just finished 6 games of The Game Of Life, with my niece, so I shouldn't be one to talk. This Friday will be my biggest test, that match against everysingle one of the Giants is baby s--- homes, when it comes to me in the ring with triple S, you know there is gonnna be a match to be seen, this'll go down as one of the best matches ever, and to make sure there is gonna be no interference, we have brought Wolf in to be a enforcer of such, I know alot of people are thinking I am crazy for letting SSS's partner be the Enforcer, but we all have a lot of respect for eachother, and Wolf will do his job, I trust him in that matter, but there is somebody I do not trust, and that is Andre The Giant, and his Giant goon squad, I know that Mini-Me, and the rest of them are plotting someway of interfering, so incase I have a plan, sitting in The Ruff Ryders dressing room, will be the entire stable, watching from a tiny TV, if any signal of interference occurs, Zo', Mak', Bone Thug, Xzibit and the entire stable will be out there faster then you can say the next Dream Champ. Well that's all I have to say for now, this is Nastradamus, signin' off.
The TV gets all distorted, as it gets turned off, the movie pops out of the VCR, everybody goes to pay there 2 bucks for an autographed picture, but noticing the autographs aren't real, the disappointed husband goes back out of the store. He looks back
What a gip, I actually got ready for this too, geeze, I even cleaned in between my toes, ah well, there will be somebody here next year, hopefully its that Mike Forgette Jr, or somebody like that, or The Dragon, he is an interesting character, anywayz
He walks past the lesbian convention once more, looks at two girls dyking out, then continues to his car, where he hops in, the camera cuts to commercial, as the show is over, a commercial for Fubu comes on, and then the TV inwhich the camera was overlooking...turns off. It looks around, and see's Nas sittin' on the couch, he speaks
Wow!! That was interesting, I always wondered what I would look like in cartoon form, ah well, I guess I know now, hehe, SuperStar let the best man win this Friday, as for Andre, we already know who the best man is, as for Zodiak, good luck in your first match against the so-called "mighty" Hercules.
With that the camera fades out on him.
***This is a rendition of what would've happened on the show, I am not gonna write an entire script of the show, for a simple roleplay, it would've took forever***