Zodiacal Constellations
Thursday, 12-Aug-1999 10:41:43

The camera turns on and is focused in on the stars above. It first lays its attention to the big dipper, then looking a little down from that, see's the little dipper.

Foot steps can be heard coming from behind the camera, so it lowers the camera and turns around to see the ex-Dream champ, and '99 King of The Ring, Nastradamus, as well as his new partner, Zodiak approach it.

They stop about 10 metres in front of the screen, and sit on a log that seems as if it is waiting for them there, the sit down, and then look around before Zodiak speaks.

The epitimy of doom is UPON US!!! This Friday, Zodiak will have his first match, against that soon to be victim of death at the hands of The Zodiak, Hercules, he made the challenge, and I accepted, now he must go up against 7 feet and 4 inches of pure terror.

Zodiak suddenly stands up and begins to almost scream the next words.

THE DAY OF WRECKING IS NEAR!!! Herc, prepare for an early exit from the DWF, after I send you to the peramedic office for the rest of your so-called life. The Ruff Ryders, Zodiak, coming to a city near you.

The camera switches it's focus off of Zodiak, and onto his mentor, the man that has only been beaten once since joining the DWF a month and a half ago, with a record of 12-1 (don't quote me on that, I'm guessing), the ex-Noreaga, known as Nastradamus, who begins to speak.

SuperStar Steve Studlee, yes, may the best man win, whoever wins between us will sure as hell be at least in the finals, and the man in the other corner in my guess will be....Wolf, that's right, he is a great wrestler, with amazing skill, I never noticed that much until he took my bro' Makaveli got defeated by you in the second round, so I predict that you will be in the finals either against myself or triple S, the great predictor has spoken, now as for Andre, yes I have a prediction for you too, I predict that after a wierd turn of events, something that know one see's coming, I will win the DWF Dream Title once more, and claim my place of ultimate supremacy, among the elite of the Dream Wrestling Federation, Nastradamus, UNIVERSALSTAR, coming after ya'll

With those words being said, the camera switches its focus off of Nas, and onto the black sky once more, the first thing it spots is the constellation known as Leo the Lion, one of the 12 Zodiacal Constellations, and also Nastradamus' astrological sign. After watching for a few minutes, some tussling is heard behind the camera, so it looks down again, these two teenagers are yellin' at Nas and Zo', the two, known together as The Outkasts, turn around, and confront the two young males.

Do you have a problem son?

Yea, actually I do muhf---er, you come all up in here and think you can walk around without paying the toll? you disgust me

With that the young hooligan runs at Nas, who immediately, ducks, turns and knocks him in the face with his face, he follows up with a kidney shot, and then a right-left combo, followed by another one knocking the kid into the nearby creek. The camera turns its attention to the other side, where Zodiak has the other teen up in a chokeslam position, the kid must be scared witless, almost 9 feet above the ground with Zo's arms extended, he goes up, and comes down, hard onto the concrete sidewalk that follows around the creek, a bunch of shouting people see them beating up the kids, and begin to clap there approval, Zo and Nas take a bow, then walk back the way the came from.

The camera, for the third time this segment, looks back up at the sky, focused in on the Big Dipper once more, then fades out on what seems to be eternally never ending, and eternally black, the universe

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