Cloud stared up at the title and asked, " A bad thing happened while writing a fanfic, what the heck is that suppose to mean?"
     Sit down and let the author write." Cid growled grabbing Cloud down.
 

By Sephiroth Zero

     The entire Final Fantasy 7 main cast were all sitting in a huge auditorium as they waited impatiently for the Author to show up. Sitting in the front row was the huge monstrous form of Jenova talking with Hojo about the wonders the calamity from the sky can do to terrorize all living things, while Sephiroth was rolling his eye at the two. In the middle Avalanche was all clustered together and as usual Tifa and Aeris were still arguing over who is the love of Cloud's life was while Cloud groaned in the middle. Cid was cursing about the Author's no smoking policy and was screaming for Shera to get his tea. Yuffie was trying to steal both Red's and Barret's materia, but ended up getting caught and beaten up by the two. Vincent was flirting with Lucrecia, who was also in the audience. In the very back row the Shinra Executive board and the Trucks were there.
    "How come we are stuck in the back?" Rufus muttered as he tried to get a good look at the stage. "Damnit Jenova would you move down, I can't see anything with your stupid body blocking the view!" he yelled down a Jenova.
    "Nobody insults my mother and lives!" Sephiroth cried as he pulled out his Masamune only to watch in shock as the blade lost it edge and fell down the side.
    "The Author would like you to remember that the no killing sign has just been lighted and for you to please refrain from killing anyone." the female voice in the speaker remarked as the no killing sign lit up. "The author would also like to remind you that the no smoking sign is still in effect." the voice added.
    "#$@*! Cid swore throwing his smoke on the floor and stamping it out.
    "Why are we all here?" Cloud muttered to himself as the lights slowly dimmed. As the lights all turn off, a single spotlight illuminated a podium on the left side of the stage and the Junon parade theme started to kick in.
    "Maybe we're having a best character award." Cait Sith muttered gloomily knowing that no one liked him. "Or this is some stupid parody the author is making for some deranged reason." he also added having no fear of being smite since no one really cares about him.
    "And now presenting the host of this Fanfic, Sephiroth Zero!" the announcer said as Sephiroth Zero came walking down the stage to the podium in his usual Emperor Vandole guise.
    "Thank You for your applause." Sephiroth Zero waved as the sound of crickets dying could be heard. Frowning, Sephiroth Zero shrugged and said, "Well anyway I'm glad you could all make it for this great occasion."
    "You're quitting the Fanfic industry?" Reeve asked as the rest of the audience cheered.
    "No," the Author growled as everyone groaned in sadness, "I'm here to allow you to help me chose the cast for my new twisted storyline."
    "Haven't you already made enough screwed up series?" Barret growled back.
    "Yeah and you haven't finish Dark Epic yet." Tseng muttered.
    "But this is a special one." Sephiroth Zero responded as more groans could be heard.
    "I want lard!" Palmer cried jumping up and down in his seat, cracks could be heard from the ground.
    "What does Lard have to do with anything?" Reno asked as Palmer just shrugged.
    "Well back to the subject, the first order of businesses to decide who the new villain is going to be." Sephiroth Zero said as he pulled out a stack of note from his cape. "Oh yes Cloud?" the author asked noticing Cloud's hand up.
    "I thought Sephiroth was always the final villain?" Cloud questioned as he tried to get out of the arguing match that Tifa and Aeris were currently in.
    "Not this time." Sephiroth Zero responded as a sound of anguish came from Sephiroth. "To continue I have found numerous other villains from other realities and brought them here for you to decide." the Author continued as sound of groan came from the audience. "Since I don't want this to be to boring on you, I've had each bring a video from their own world to show you what they can do." he continued as cheers came from the audience. "And drinks and snacks are at the outside snack bar plus they are for free." he added as the audience all dashed out.
    "Well this seemed to be okay for once," Cloud said as he took a sip from the soda, "all we have to do is watch video and judge." "And I thought the author was going to make us fight the new cast members." he chuckled to himself.
    "Don't be so certain," Rude interrupted taking a bite out his black licorice, "something bad is bound to happen in a parody."
    Clearing his throat, the Author said, "Well for our first contestant, he has come from the trash can of ideas. He claimed to have been the original draft for our current villain Sephiroth. But was thrown out because, he was too evil and powerful and took up way too much memory. Here's.... Sephiros?"
    A spotlight shown in the center of the stage as a figure quickly resembling Sephiroth stood there except for several noticeable differences. For one his sword was twice as large as he was literally, he held it next to himself. He only had one armored shoulder pad on and it curved upward on his black trenchcoat in which he had a black turtleneck underneath. He looked a few years younger than the Sephiroth and also he had a thin reddish aura radiating from him.
    Snorting Sephiroth remarked, "No way I'm letting some younger looking version of me steal my role."
    "I think he looks better than you, don't you think Hojo?" Jenova asked as Sephiroth gaped at the betrayal.
    "Defiantly." Hojo said as Sephiroth went crashing to the floor.
    "You can go backstage now." Sephiroth Zero said to Sephiros who quietly obliged. "Roll the clip Al" the Author ordered back stage.
    "What?" Al cried as all of the remaining lights turn off and a screen came down from the ceiling.
    The film showed a rather long cavern with water slowly dripping from the stalactites on the ceiling to the floor.     Numerous recesses lining the wall filled with glowing liquid materials all giving a low hum. Slowly coming into were Cloud, Tifa, and Cait Sith slowly scanning their surroundings as they proceeded down the twisted cavern.  A sharp laughter quickly caught their attention as Sephiros appeared out of the darkness holding Aeris by the neck before him.
    "Sephiros." Cloud growled as he withdrew his sword. "Let Aeris go." he cried as Sephiros merely laugh back at him.
    "Why don't you try to take her from me?" Sephiros smirk as Cloud leaped at him with his sword. "Fool," he laughed as he blasted Cloud back with an energy blast from his hand, "you think that your trivial power could stand up against me."
    "Cloud." Tifa and Aeris cried as they saw him fell.
    "This is bad." Cait Sith murmured to himself as he watched the situation unfold.
    "Damn you…Sephiros." Cloud choke as he struggled to his knee.
    "Cloud." Aeris cried again as she slipped out of Sephiros gripped and ran toward him.
    "Aeris," Cloud muttered as her saw her coming, but then saw what Sephiros suddenly holding Masamune, "Aeris Look out!"
    Seeing the Sephiros with the sword Cait Sith muttered, "The prediction…"
    Aeris didn't feel it as Sephiros brought his sword down on her, as she fell she muttered smiling, "Cloud…"
    "Aeris!" Cloud cried as he caught her as she fell. "Don't go, don't leave us alone." he cried tears streaming down his face as the light in her eyes slowly fade. "Why," Cloud asked as he cradled Aeris body in his arm, "Why did you do it?"
    "Because she gave you hope," Sephiros replied his voice dead unemotional, "now you'll live your life wondering why you couldn't save her and slowly it will eat you alive." Slowly stepping, letting the shadows consume he smirked, "She is mine now, her soul, her hope, everything…."
    "Aeris!" Cloud screamed upward as his two companions bowed their head in sadness.
    "That was so touching." Rufus sniffed as he wiped his eye with his handkerchief.
    "I really didn't need to see that again." Cloud replied his face a bit pale. Grimacing painfully, while smacking his forehead, Cloud muttered, "Shut up, Damnit, all of you just shut UP!" Looking at Cloud strangely, everyone immediately put a one seat distance form him as he growled in pain.
    "Hey did someone forget to turn off the water?" Scarlet asked looking at the floor.
    "I don't think so why?" Vincent asked as everyone stared toward the back.
    "There's a pool of water on the floor." Scarlet said as everyone look down and saw a foot level of water on the floor.
    "It's Tseng." Elena grumbled as she pointed toward Tseng next to her who was gushing out tears in huge waterfalls.
    "Aeris dies, Nooooooooo." Tseng sobbed as tears gushed out his eyes.
    Coming back on stage, the Author said, "Well that was a touching clip wasn't it?" Not waiting for an answer Sephiroth Zero continued, "Now we have another clip of Sephiros in action, roll it Al!"
    "What?" Al yelled off stage.
    Cloud stood before Sephiros, weapon out as he finally faced off against his enemy for the last time. All of Sephiros other forms and creation were all destroyed all that was left was this one and Sephiros mad reign would end. Sephiros merely smirk as his hair silently glided in the winds as he held his Masamune out  ready for anything that Cloud could throw.
    "What are you waiting for Boy?" Sephiros taunted as anger quickly filled Cloud's face.
    "I'm going to kill you my final attack technique, OmniSlash!" Cloud announced holding the Ultimate Weapon out. Holding the blade in both his hands as he concentrated, huge aura energy surrounded him as a glint of light shined form the tip of his sword. Holding the blade up he cried, "OmniSlash!" Cloud charged at Sephiroth slashing at him numerous times  before leaping up into the air and coming straight down at Sephiroth for the final blow light surrounding him.
    "Is this all your pitiful anger can accomplish?" Sephiros asked holding the sword in his hand inches away from his face before the astonished Cloud.
    "Impossible," Cloud stammered as he gaze into Sephiros' eyes, "you block OmniSlash…."
    "Such a trivial attempt I must say." Sephiros said as he punched Cloud in the stomach sending him flying backward. "I expect much more than that from you, I'm disappointed." Sephiros stated as he turned around and started to walk off.
    "How could he stop the Super Ultimate War God Champion Slash?" Cloud muttered as he lay there on the ground. "Can anything stop that monster?" he choked as he pain shot through his entire body from Sephiros' attack.
    "The Super Ultimate what?" Reno stuttered in confusion.
    "That's the name of OmniSlash in Japan you idiot." Cloud snapped as he turn his attention back to the film as it continued. "Great I miss a part." he muttered.
    "Still alive, my you do surprise me Cloud." Sephiros laughed as Cloud slowly got up to his knee. "Now die!" He cried as he released several energy blasts straight at Cloud. The blast all slammed around Cloud , but none scratched him, Sephiros frowned and growled, "What power is this?"
    "A power you can never harness." Cloud said as he held up the Ultimate Weapon, blade before him as he made a prayer to his friend and Aeris. The weapon gave a hummed as it the blade lengthened into a huge beam of light stretching several feet long.
    Shielding his eye from the glow of the sword Sephiros growled , "So you're using the power of the Planet against me." "Well then," He growled as he made several hand gesture, "allow me to be the first to show the full power of the chosen of the Calamity of the Sky." Darkness slowly encircled Sephiros as he faded into the nothingness. Quickly appearing before him, was towering black demon  with spikes coming out of its shoulder and flame licking the tip of its fang filled mouth.
    "Chaos?" Cloud muttered recognizing the demon form.
    "This is the true form of Chaos the demon of destruction and ultimate power that she grants to me." Sephiros/Chaos laughed down at Cloud. "You will be the first to see the power of Chaos before I use it to destroy your friends also!" Sephiros/Chaos said as it raised it claw up to crush Cloud with.
    "Not likely." Cloud said as a trail of green energy start to circle him.
    "What?" Chaos roared as it took a step back as it saw the energy surround Cloud.
    "This is the end!" Cloud cried as he charged at Chaos.
    "Not if you die first!" Chaos roared as several black tentacles came flying from it at Cloud, also opening its mouth releasing a huge wave of flame down. Cloud easily dodged the attacks as they went crashing by him as he leaped at Chaos, sword ready.
    "FinalSlash!" Cloud screamed as he released a barrage of strikes releasing shockwave of energy against the demon ripping it apart. Leaping high above he yelled, "It's over!"
    "Noooooo!" the demon roared as Cloud slash downward right through it. The demon quickly dissipated revealing Sephiros standing before him. Cloud fell to his knee in exhaustion as he stared at his enemy.
    "You…." Sephiros growled before a tear appeared on his face as he split in half. His scream filled the darkness as all souls of the people he killed came ripping out of the tear out of him. In a big flash of light he exploded into a bunch of cherry blossoms slowly floating down.
    "Now that's a death scene." Barret replied as he finished the popcorn.
    "Stupid little twit." Sephiroth grumbled as he crossed his arm and grumbled about Sephiros.
    "Lighten up," Cloud laughed patting Sephiroth in the back, "at least in your death scene you didn't get trashed like that."
    "I believe Cloud was great in that scene." Aeris said as she hugged one of Cloud's arms.
    "Hey let go he's mine." Tifa growled pulling Cloud's other arm.
    "Since when?" Aeris retorted as the two got in a tug o war contest over Cloud, sparks started to fly between the two.
    "Why does he get the good girls?" Rufus and Tseng complained as Scarlet and Elena both whacked the two.
 Shaking his head, Reno smirked, "Pathetic loser."
    "Look who's talking." Rude replied bluntly.
     Shaking the sleepiness form his eye, Sephiroth Zero yawned, "Well that was a long intro to a villain, the other I assure you will be shorter." Looking through his note he said, "Our next villain comes from a place he replied you rather not know. He's claim to result in the destruction of numerous civilizations and heroes. Here is… The Opal Weapon?"
    The ground immediately quaked as numerous tremors hit the auditorium sending the audience flying everywhere. Crashing through the ceiling came a Weapon designed like some warrior as dark as night. It had one huge gem in it's chest like most other weapons, but it also had three extra two each side of it's cheat and three more on the top of it's two hand guard. The thing slowly gazed the distraught audience with its cold ruby eyes a hint of light reflected off the huge slit gem implanted in its forehead.
    "Well this something you don't see in every fanfic." Hojo remarked fixing his glasses as he studied the Weapon. "A most remarkable weapon with certain traits identical to the other Weapons that currently existed.
    "Still investigating the unknown aren't you?" the Weapon remarked back at Hojo to Hojo's surprise.
    "That's Sephiroth voice?" Cloud said as the girls continued to stretch him.
    "Correct failure," the Weapon nodded as it let out a small chuckle, "I'm the embodiment of Sephiroth with the power of the Weapons."
    "Jeez are all the new villains a bunch of Sephiroth screw-ups?" Rufus asked as the Opal Weapon eye narrowed at the comment.
    "Yeah, when will we get some villains that aren't some different form of Sephiroth." Tseng asked as the rest of the audience cheer.
    Looking at the growing uproar, the Author muttered, "Well since everyone wants this fic to end as soon as possible and the last film was a tab bit to long, let's just bring in the next several villains." Looking up at the Opal he said, "Oh you better move over to the left and back a few steps so the others can come." The Weapon nodded and did it as the spotlight turn on Sephiroth Zero as he said, "Our next villain is a female..." Whistle and hooting started to be heard from the crowd as, the Author continued, "And she's over a thousand years old." The noise immediately ceased as the Author smirk and continued, "Also goes under the title as Calamity from the Sky or something the cue cards are blurry, here's Jenovas."
    A rather attractive lady with long silver white hair came strolling onto the stage dress in a blackish business suit. Her long hair was tied into a ponytail and she had one bang over her face similar to Sephiroth. Her eyes were a dark purple and all the male audiences except for Vincent, Tseng, and of course Cloud were smitten by her look.
    "Man, Jenova looks better as a human." Reno commented as he started to drool.
    "Huh?" Cloud muttered in confusion, he always had a hard time understanding the idea of romance and love.
    "Now that the male cast of the audience is smitten," the Author said as he toss the notes back stage, "I'll bring in the last villain." I'm sick of long opening so everyone give a warm welcome to Ruffus." the Author muttered.
    "Well finally a twisted villain model after myself." Rufus smirk to himself.
    "Won't that mean you'll be kick out of the fic then?" Rude asked as Rufus realize the truth.
    "Damnit." he muttered as Ruffus came walking on the stage.
    "Thanks for the introduction," Ruffus said as he strolled onto the stage, he was dressed in a black trenchcoat with a white turtleneck underneath, Dark Nation following slowly growling at the nearby villains, "I'd like to inform you all that this entire fic is now under my control."
    "Hey, I'm the Author here, you just can't take over my fic." Sephiroth Zero cried as he walked up to Ruffus and faced him.
    "You are correct." Ruffus replied as he pulled out his shotgun, raising it up to the ceiling he shot the no killing sign. "But I'm afraid I'm taking over." he remarked as he blew off the Author's head sending the decapitated body flying into the audience next to Sephiroth.
    "He killed the Author." Cloud gasped as everyone stare at the Author's lifeless body.
    "What?" Al cried from the backstage.
     Poking the body with a stick, Sephiroth sighed, "And to think all I had to was decapitate him and no more fanfics."
    "Wait," Nanaki cried, "if the Author's dead then how come this fanfic is still going on?"
    "Easy," Lucrecia answered being the all-knowing one, "Ruffus has only killed the Avatar form of the Author, by doing so he has made it so that the Author can no longer interfere with this story."
    "Exactly and as I said before I'm now in control." Ruffus smirked as the Avalanche drew out their weapons. Chuckling Ruffus asked, "I do believe you fellow villains have no qualm working together?"
    "Sure." Jenovas replied as she turn to face Jenova. "But first I'm taking out this pathetic thing." she smiled as she held out her hand as a huge beam of light shot forth disintegrating Jenova." "Now I'm the only true Calamity from the sky." She laughed as Sephiroth stared in shock at the ashes.
    "Great, you killed my mother." Sephiroth growled pointing at the ash remain of Jenova.
    "Sephiroth," Lucrecia interrupted tapping her foot on the ground, "I'm your mom."
    "Oh," Sephiroth slouched a little in embarrassment, turning to the ashes he muttered, "Burn in the Lifestream headless space freak."
    "Don't interfere with me and there will be no trouble." Sephiros said as he studied the edge of his sword.
    "I see nothing wrong with such alliance." Opal Weapon laughed as it stood behind Ruffus.
    "This looks bad." Cloud commented as Cid steamed and started to pound on Cloud.
    "If that isn't #%$ obvious?" Cid growled as he stomped Cloud to the ground.
    "Great," Vincent muttered as he stared at Ruffus, "we face a villain born from true darkness."
    "Also from now on Rufus," Ruffus laughed pointing toward Rufus, "will be called Ruffy and I'll be the true Rufus." "Now heroes prepare for the end." Rufus laughed as a rope ladder fell from the ceiling. "Till we meet again, if we meet." he gestured as he flew off with the other three.
    "Well this is all the #^%$ Shinra fault!" Barret cursed slamming his fist down.
    "Ah… Barret?" Red interrupted Barret. "It actually not their fault it's the NeoShinra's fault." he said as everyone looked at him strangely.
    "NeoShinra?" Rude said scratching his chin as he thought about the word.
    "Wait a minute then what happens to the old Shinra?" Ruffy asked pushing his way through the heads. A sharp explosion answered his question as everyone dashed out of the theater just in time to watch Midgar go up in smoke.
    "That is a serious plot twist." Sephiroth muttered as the look at he smoking remains of Midgar. "At least I still have Meteor." Sephiroth replied as he saw the huge Meteor still in the sky.
    "Don't count your #@* before they hatch, look." Cid said as he pointed to the sky.
    A small rocket was racing straight toward Meteor, as it near the huge thing the missile exploded. As the flash cleared Meteor was no where to be seen at all. Sephiroth jaw slammed to the ground as tears burst from his eyes.
     "No fair." Sephiroth cried as a waterfall of tear came out.
    Sighing, Ruffy growled, "Well I'm not letting those cheap imitation get away with destroying Shinra." "Right troops?" Ruffy asked as he suddenly realized that only the Turks and Reeve we with him. "Where's the rest of my staff?" he asked as everyone shrugged.
    "I think Hojo joined the enemy and the other fled the fic after the author died." Aeris replied counting off the missing members.
    "Well no matter," Ruffy said as he strike a pose, "as one of the original characters there is now way I'll lose!" "Let's go rally the villagers to lead a revolt." Ruffy announced as he prepared to walk of to Kalm.
    "Ah sir?" Elena asked tapping Rufus shoulder lightly.
    "What is it?" Ruffy asked knowing whatever it is it's not going to be good coming from Elena.
    "Midgar's back." Elena replied pointing toward Midgar.
    "What?" Ruffy cried as he saw a totally new Midgar in the place where the old one was. The new Midgar lacked the plate cover that the original had, but now the eight Reactors were long towers rising high into the air all curving inward near the top pointing toward the center of the city. Shinra Tower was now over 100 stories tall as the lower half had an air pad connected to it.
    "Those new villains are sure making themselves at home." Reno commented as Tseng whacked him in the back of his head.
    "Well good luck, Ruffy." Cloud said as he and the rest of the Avalanche started to walk away.
    "What aren't you going to try and stop those villain?" Ruffy asked as he saw them leave.
    "Nope," Barret replied as he turned toward Ruffy as started to enter the Highwind, "these new duds are your problem not ours."
    "Fine then," Ruffy growled as he watched them take off, "I'll beat those guy myself and their stupid Weapon too."  Shaking his fist at them as the Avalanche left, Ruffy turned back to his faithful band of followers and said, "Let's go we have a world to save."
    "But weren't we destroying the world?" Reeve asked as an arrow went flying into Ruffy's head.
    Pulling it out, Ruffy growled, "Alright then we'll save the world and then destroy it 'k." Reeve shrugged as they marched toward NeoMidgar.
 

    "People of the world," Rufus address from his podium in Junon, before him was a crowd of people, "I come before you to announce the end of your slightly peaceful era. I, Rufus Shinra am the harbinger of the your fate. I bring death, famine, pestilence, and probably War!" Raising his fist in the air, he added, "Grovel before me infidels!" Letting out a maniac laughter, the last thing Rufus expected was to hear the crowd cheer in support and chanting his name. Turning to Jenova, he asked, "Is this thing on?"
    "I believe so." Jenova answered as she starred puzzled at the cheering mob.
    "You are all a bunch of jerks!" Rufus yelled as the mob still cheered on. "Do you think they are actually listening?" Rufus asked as Jenova thought about it.
    "Let me try." Jenova said as Rufus stepped down from the booth. "People there is a reason to believe that there is a Weapon approaching us." she said as the crowd screamed and ran off in different direction. "It works." she replied shrugging back at Rufus.

    Meanwhile, back at Cloud's villa the Turks have disclosed how much damaged they caused last night in their drunkenness.  Also for some unknown reason, Reno decided to whistle the first seven notes of "It’s a Small World" incessantly during the whole conversation. Cloud being the reasonable type, decided that the best course of action was to kill them all with his secret weapon. Entering the newly installed weapon room in his villa, Cloud proceeded right to the dusty box in the back.
    "Aha," Cloud chuckled as he opened the box and withdrew the weapon, "my special gunblade, now I'll show those freeloaders." Letting out a blood chilling laughter Cloud, carefully sneaked into the shadows to hunt his prey.

    "So have the NeoTurks found the location of the missing villains?" Rufus asked as he sat back in his chair. His officer was adorned with numerous kinds of weapon including a lightsaber and the empire theme was piping in through the intercom.
    "Yes," Jenova replied tossing a picture of Cloud's villa to Rufus, "we found them lounging in the home of that spike-head."
    "Excellent," Rufus smiled as he put down the photo on his desk, "eliminate them." Turning his desk toward the window, he mused, "And soon this and all the other fanfic worlds will fall before us!"
    "It will be done." Jenova laughed as she walked out of the office. Picking up her PHS, she called Junon to initiate the attack.

    "I know you're upset about us lounging in your house, but this isn't the best way to handle this anger." Ruffy cried as Cloud cleaved the table he was hiding under in half. "Surely we can come to some mutual agreement," he asked as he quickly tried to hold back Cloud with a chair, "killing never solved anything."
    "It didn't stop Sephiroth!" Cloud cried as he fired his gunblade, destroying the chair. "And besides you've crossed the pass of no return!" he sneered as he made another swing at Ruffy.
    "Well he does have a point." Sephiroth mused as he quickly parried Cloud's slashes.
    "Oh look a missile." Reno drunkenly stated pointing at a missile through the window.
    "Oh just a missile, I thought it was something important." Ruffy sighed as he held up the shattered remains of his chair.
    "A missile!" everyone cried as the all ran toward the window as they say a barrage of missiles coming straight toward them.
    "To the underground bunkers." Sephiroth cried as everyone went charging toward the basement.
    "Wait a minute, Cloud's villa doesn't have a bunker in it." Rude commented as everyone stopped dead in his or her tracks.
    "We are in big trouble." Elena grunted as she tried to balance the drunken Reno.
    "Why me?" Cloud asked sadly as the missile slammed into the house. A huge mushroom cloud appeared as the villa pieces were scattered across the four winds. Only a huge crater exist where the structure once stood, a few pieces of wreckage still lied scattered around the edge.
    "Now that was a blast, my hangover's gone." Reno commented sticking his head out of the crater center.
    "You would say that." Elena coughed as she wiped away the dirt.
    "It seems the NeoShinra still seek our death." Rude commented as he surveyed the damaged caused by the attack.
    "All this NeoShinra gig is getting to be a big headache." Ruffy growled as he brushed back his hair. "Well looks like Cloud's villa is in need of renovation," he added as he noticed the stun form of Cloud still clutching the gunblade, "it is totally wasted."
    "My house." he muttered stunned at the destruction. "Damn those NeoShinra bastards," Cloud growled as flames started to form around him, "I'm going to make them pay for this." "And where are you going?" he shouted as Ruffy and the Turks froze in their tracks.
    "Oh finding a safe place to hide from NeoShinra?" Ruffy muttered as Cloud suddenly popped up in front of them.
    "Oh no, you are going to help me destroy them, right?" Cloud asked as vein started to pop out of his forehead and held his gunblade at them menacingly.
    "I guess so." Ruffy replied as he stepped back form the edge of the blade, as the Turks nodded yes also.
    "And what about you, Sephiroth?" Cloud asked as he saw Sephiroth pop out of the wreckage.
    "Sure, I'm itching for some pay back." he grinned as he stared back at Cloud.
    "Then it settle we prepare are campaign for the destruction of NeoShinra!" Cloud laughed as he stared to the NeoJunon in the distant. "Let's move out!" he cried as everyone else cheered.
 
End of Chapter 1

    Will the Cloud and the rest of the old villain be able to stop NeoShinra? What evil plans have Rufus and Jenova schemed up for our heroes? Will NeoShinra lure Yuffie into the dark side with the enticement of Materia? Is the Author dead for good? Will he stop writing these fanfics? When will this narrator stop asking question? Find out that and more on the next…AAAAAAAHHHHHH!

 "I hate narrators." Rufus growled as he lowered his shotgun looking at the dead narrator before him. "And as for you this fanfic is over for now." he smirked as he shot the screen.