FRIENDS AND FOES OF THE SHAGSTER


NAME	FRIEND OR FOE?	INFORMATION
-=A$$MaN=-	FRIEND	Well... to start off... Assman is one of hometown friends. He lives only 2 blocks away from and so... believe it or not... he is a very good friend. In other words you FUCK WITH HIM YOU FUCK WITH ME. He is the MASTER of V3 Turbo. If you dont believe me... challenge him in it. Sometimes.. Assman just goes nuts and all you see is a fuckin' screen full of ASDF's.
+++TheMentor+++	FRIEND	This guy isn't one of those one mapped wonders cough krin cough... he plays all maps, if you play him on V3, 4C, or NSC, get ready for a massive rush =D . He is a cool guy to hang with, and a good friend. Also, he's probably the best V3 player around with germany or russia:)
OoEMBOLIAoO	FRIEND	This guy is one of the funniest guys in kali, He is the best 1v1 player in RA. If you play him, get ready for a HELLUVA rush. He has made some fuckn funny WAV files, and he's a cool guy to hang with.
!Pharmo!~!	FOE!!!	This guy is a big motherfucking shit disturber. Everytime I see him, he starts shit with me. I kinda like it though so its cool. He lives on a farm and milks cow clits. No doubt, he packs fudge.. and his mom told me he is a pillow biter. Farmo, back the fuck up b4 you get smacked the fuck up you gay mofo
DisplaceR	FRIEND	This dude is pretty kool... he rox at like every map... if you ask him a 1v1 in V3 or 4c.. you will probably get rolled whether you like it... or not. He is a very nice guy to hang with and talk to but when he plays... he is ALL BUSINESS... so BE FUCKIN' CAREFUL OR YOU MIGHT GET ROLLED!!!
\-=UPS=-/	FUCKER!!!	This guy is the faggiest RA player alive.. He changes his name every 3 mins, and he's not very reliable. If I even saw this fag, I'd shoot him and nobody would care.. it just sucks to be him!
PrOpAiN	FRIEND	Ummm... there's been a serious correction he is like also good at every other map too... this goes out to a ONE MAPPED WONDER TEAM cough cough (OFR)... :p
!TriX!	FRIEND	Well, this guy is ONE MEAN RUSSIAN PLAYER, he fuckin gets to center by the time most ppl have 4 war factories!!! THATS FUCKIN INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!! one more thing... you mess with this guy...... AND I'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OUT!
ODOT	FRIEND	This is one of those guys who will whop you no matter WHAT YOUR STRATEGY IS... unless you know EXACTLY what he is gonna do..... your basically... up the creek without a paddle.
Caliber50	FRIEND	This dude has his own style with Allies in any map!!! Its weird... he uses like LIGHT TANKS and still rolls people!!! Its fuckin' kool.. you gotta see it... also... he is very nice and funny, and he's a kool guy to hang with :)
HAMMER1	FRIEND	Well, at first me and hamms had our personal problems, but now they are solved and we good friends. Hamms has his own strategy, its kinda kool, and its hard to explain. Once I saw him take someone with like 20 CY's when he had 1!!!!
PFL	FRIEND	Hmmm... DON'T LET HIM BUILD UP OR YOU WILL DIE!!!
MRPATTON	FRIEND	Patton is an ok guy... but he gets FUCKIN' annoying sometimes!!!
Sn0opa64	FRIEND	He's a cool guy and is pretty quick RA learner. He is pretty cool to hang with.
Link64	FRIEND	I OWE THIS GUY MY LIFE... HE HELPED ME BEAT ZELDA64 IN 3 DAYS!!! Besides oweing him my life.. he is pretty funny and also a pretty good RA Player. He is "key"`
#chris#	FRIEND	This guy is the wierdest tanker i have EVER seen in my whole life... he MAKES LIGHT TANKS AND RUSHES YOU AND YOU DIE!!!!!! But, it works and it is a cool way to tank someone... CHRIS ROX! j/k
Mush	FRIEND	Probably the most predictable guy in all RA HISTORY... HE WILL RUSH!!! He is a pretty damn good at RA and pretty funny. Glad he's on my side :) ... he is also fun to hang with.
rawt	FOOL	I like this guy, he's a fool.
*a_ha*	FOE!!!	Plain and Simple... he is a gay prick.. when he gets bored.. he will go report something to cases for no reason! If you see him... slap him for me.. and if i see him... im gonna luuuuuummmmmmmmmpppppp him.. what a bitch.. FUCK!
Kilimal	FRIEND	ONE OF THE BEST V3 PLAYER OF ALL TIME!!! DAMN!!! FUCK!!! DONT MESS WITH THIS GUY!!! HIS NAME DEFINES HIS STYLE!!!
Seb1	FRIEND	Well... HE FUCKIN' ROX IN Q!!! Definately one of the BEST Qer's in the WORLD!!! Never play him 1v1 in V3 unless your germany!!! Then you just MIGHT have a chance!
RuDy	FRIEND	Well.. he has won Westwood tournaments on many occasions... so he knows his standard maps... his best maps are Ridge Wars and KOTG... well.. to me... he is one of the BEST KOTG PLAYERS IN THE WORLD... he taught me that map and I ROCK at it now :) imagine how good he is cuz he is like 10 times better than me on that map :( ... dont mess with this guy! hehehe IM SERIOUS HE WOULD ROLL YOU!!!!
MrBravo	FRIEND	Well... I don't know this guy much... but I made a pretty stupid mistake once.... I PLAYED HIM 1v1 IN AN AFTERMATH MAP!!! HE ROX AT AM!!! KING OF AM!!! ENOUGH SAID!!!
AFRODOG	FRIEND	Man... this guy is a REAL HOMIE... he's a dirty talker and a funky walker.. (he walks all over my base with teslas) .. and when he is russia... and he chrono's.. ITS ALL OVER!!! DOH!!! When you see this guy... RUN!!! LIKE A DOG!!!
Sexmachine	FRIEND	Dude.. forget RA... this guys is soo obbsessed with PORN!!! But besides that.. he is a good friend and is a deadly RA player :)
Grimmy	FRIEND	THE BEST V3 PLAYER OF ALL TIME.. nuf said
Thumper*ll	FRIEND	AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA!!! This is the funniest guy I know... seriously!!! Just go and talk to him about anything and he'll make you LAUGH YOUR HEAD OFF!!! Before he wasn't good at RA, but now I can't say the same thing about him. Now he gives me a challenge :(
"Baby" ~_^	FRIEND	This guy is pretty kool. He has a good build order.. just he doesn't know WHAT TO DO!!! When he plays top player.. he always gets lots of tanks.. and is never low in money!!! He is also pretty fun to hang with
RoCkStaR	FRIEND	Well, to start with, he is one of the FASTEST builders in the game. If he has a good rushing partner, HE WILL WIN!!! Pretty funny guy, and pretty kool :)
AciDFiRE	FRIEND	This guy is probably the BEST russian player with the top ore. Its amazing what he can do in the top ore... he builds like he has the bottom ore in v3!!!
yy628	FRIEND	This guy is an awesome russian player when he gets built up. If you let him get past center, he will win because he gets to powerful. He is 100% into the game, and knows exactly what to do!
PiMP~05	FRIEND	This guy is one of RA's youngest players and STILL he puts up a good fight for the pro's. He is definately one of the best tankers around... he gets like 5 MILLION TANKS!!!!!!