"My Ghoul Left Me And Took My Pickup Truck, My Hell hound, And My Vitae."
"You Left Your Stake In My Heart."
"Get Your Fangs Outta My Neck And Your Spitoon Outta My Trailer."
"I Was Just Raisin' Caine And Then Caine Raised Me."
"Your Nosferatu Blood Is The Reason Our Childe's So Ugly."
"You Said You Were Toreador, But You're Really Samedi."
"You Broke Our Blood Bond When You Joined The Sabbat."
"I Didn't Know What A Redneck Was 'Til I Bit Into You."
"When You Said You Liked It Dirty; I Didn't Know You Were Tzimisce."
"You Promised Me A Haven Filled With Roses, You Gave Me A Trailer Park Full of Pricks."
"Her Vitae Was Better Than Bud."
"Thank Caine I'm A Country Gangrel"
"V-A-L-D-E-R-Y" (A Parody of the country classic "D-I-V-O-R-C-E." ...And Rednecks can't spell.)
Quickly climbing the charts:
"Don't stake my heart, my achy stakey heart."