VENTRUE
Okay folks. We have another problem. The "kids" want to
know how we tell each other apart...what makes us
unique.
TOREADOR
That's easy...we are all unique... special..
beautiful in our own way we--
BRUJAH
Shut the hell up. He means like what separates
CLANS you pantywaste.
MALKAV
Never waste panties...Too hard to find this time of
year.
VENTRUE
Yes Brujah. What makes us...fit into a Category. What makes
us, CLAN.
BRUJAH
Yeah..just another way for the "man" to keep an eye on us.
MALKAV
What man?
BRUJAH
Shut up before I mash you kook.
VENTRUE
::sighs:: Any suggestions?
TOREADOR
Signature Clothing?
TREMERE
Necklaces? Mystical pendants?
MALKAV
Cheese...Different Cheeses assigned to each clan. There are
different types to chose from you know?
BRUJAH
::looks to Nosferatu:: Yeah..lemme guess who Limburger
is....
NOS
I heard that.
VENTRUE
I was thinking more along the lines...of a
weakness...a..subtle flaw.
MALK
I call Kryptonite!!!
BRUJAH
::smashes him on the head:: Must have a Kyrptonite fist.
SHUT UP.
MALKAV
unnrk.
VENTRUE
Okay...Brujah...yours will be your temper. For obvious
reasons.
BRUJAH
TEMPER? WHAT TEMPER? .....fricking uits....You'd be pissed
too if you had to sit next to Nos and Malk.
VENTRUE
::coughs:: Torrie, since you love art...you will be known
as the artist clan.
TOREADOR
Tragic...yet...beautiful. Agreed.
MALKAV
::small voice:: I still want Kryptonite.
BRUJAH
::SMACK:: Hehe. Temper..okay..Cool.
MALKAV
Unnnggh.
NOS
::Scratches his chin causing skin to flake off:: And
my..flaw?
(Silence)
VENTRUE
::shivers:: We'll get back to you. Gangrel. Yours will
be...everytime you frenzy..you look more like an animal.
GANGREL
WHAT? What do you mean "You look more like an animal??"
VENTRUE
It starts off small...you know...fur...deep voice...maybe
horns...
GANGREL
WHAT??? Oh COME on...Torrie gets to moon over stupid
drawings and I get a fricking BEAK? Yeah... that's REAL
fair...::grumbles into a growl::
ASSAMITE
And I?
TREMERE
You can't drink kindred blood..::laughs:: It's poison. Your
hair falls out and you look like him. ::points to Nos::
VENTRUE
Agreed.
NOS
Still waiting.
(silence, Malk giggles)
ASSAMITE
Why does TREMERE get to pick my weakness?
TREMERE
Lump it pal.
VENTRUE
Tremere...if Assamite can't drink kindred blood....then you
have to drink from..all of your elders.
MALKAV
No one got Kryptonite?
BRUJAH
::BAP:: Temper.. LOVE it.
VENTRUE
Lasombra....hmm...no reflection.
LASOMBRA
You should give THAT to Nos.....
NOS
Still waiting...
VENTRUE
::coughs:: Be right with you Nos.....Is that
acceptable Lasombra?
LASOMBRA
Yeah....but you guys have to tell me when I have something
on my chin.
VENTRUE
No problem...Hmmm...Tzim....You're
weakness... will be...
MALKAV
Having a clan name no one can say or spell?
VENTRUE
Yes. er..No. ...You..must sleep..in your native soil..or
have some in your coffin...
GANGREL
WHAT??? I get WEBBED TOES and she just has to sleep in
DIRT??
TZIMISCE
Agreed.
GANGREL
I want a new one.....
NOS
Still waiting.....have you forgotten me?
(Silence)
VENTRUE
Moving right along.....Giovanni...Your Kiss hurts.....no
pleasure in your bite.
TOREADOR
You can say THAT again....
(Room looks to Torrie)
TOREADOR
Oh..sorry..was that out loud?
GIOVANNI
::very quiet:: One off night...plagues you for your unlife.
VENTRUE
Ravnos. You are a criminal by nature.
RAVNOS
::gives back Ventrue's wallet:: Sorry.
VENTRUE
::blinks taking it:: Um...no. I meant... ::shakes head::
Oookay. The money too..
RAVNOS
Oh..here..sorry.
NOS
When do I get one?
BRUJAH
::very quiet:: At birth...
(Stifled Laughter)
VENTRUE
Ahem...You over there..Setite...yours is... you don't like
the light..
GANGREL
OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!! I get a set of BAT wings and he
doesn't like bright lights??
MALKAV
Fly my little monkeys...Fllllyyyyy..
BRUJAH
::raises hand and Malk winces::
SET
::grins:: Agreed..fair and just. ::winks::
GANGREL
::points:: He WINKED!! You two had A DEAL
SET UP?? .....God DAMN snakes......
NOS
If you continuing ignoring me...I will get UGLY.
MALKAV
Too late...
(Stifled laughter)
VENTRUE
Am I missing anyone?
MALKAV
Do I get Kryptonite?
TZIMISCE
You, little man, have ENOUGH problems....you
don't need an additional flaw.
VENTRUE
Then it is settled....
NOS
You have forgotten yourself....and I.
BRUJAH
Yeah. Mr.Picky. What is YOUR flaw?
VENTRUE
::smiles:: I am Picky...about...what I
eat...
GANGREL
::stands up throwing chair back:: I am LEAVING!!
::pointing aroundthe room:: I get udders like a fucking COW
and YOU get to sleep in DIRT? YOU are a fussy eater? YOU
Get to look at art... YOU... ::finger stops on Nos::
...Okay..I guess it could be worse.
NOS
I get it. I am the unflawed clan.... gotcha.
BRUJAH
::laughs:: Yup..that's it..
VENTRUE
::coughs:: Meeting Adjourned.
(Malk, leaving) (very quietly singing) You..oogly..you oogly....and yer mama dresses you foooney..you ogly... you oogly....