| Why Girls Rule -By ? (This was a chain letter I received) |
My Rebuttal -By Bryan
Flood a.k.a Dum Honkey (This is what I have to say...) |
| Everday I give thanks to the Goddess I have two mounds upon my bodice I shave my legs, I sit down to pee I can justify any shopping spree Not to a barber, but a beauty salon Can get a massage without a hard on Can balance the checkbook, pump my own gas Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass I always save money by using coupons Can admit to others when I am wrong Don't drive in circles at any cost So I don't have to admit when I am lost Don't act like I'm in a timed marathon Every time I go to the john Let me tell you men Listen to me boys Those things in your pants That you treat as toy You love them more then we ever will We would rather suck on a cold pickled dill I spend two hours preparing for a date Only to find you're two hours late I don't watch movies with lots of gore Don't need instant replay to remember the score I
won't lose my hair |
Everday I give thanks to God I have testosterone in my bod. I stand to piss, and can write my name in pee I don't have to shop to be happy. Not to a boutique, but rather a barber, I'd rather raise 10 boy's than have just 1 daughter. I Can balance the checkbook, I pump my own gas I ain't afraid to tell no one to kiss my ass I always save money by buying cheap shit. And who needs rationing when you can hit? In 90% of jobs, I am the boss. And when I am driving, I know I'm not lost Don't act like a bitch once every month, Sit in the back of church while you sit in the front. Let me tell you women Listen to me girls Because of that thing in our pants, We rule the world. You complain more than we ever will, And never will we have to take a birth control pill. If the dates at 7, I'll be there at eight, You need the extra hour, you're not ready anyway. I don't watch movies like titanic, that seem to last 5 years, I don't befriend faggots, homo's and queers. I don't wear a dress Or wear make up like a clown. However, I'm always going up While you're going down. I wear the same shoes no matter what's going on, I'd rather go through surgery, than go to a prom. I don't go to Learner Or any of those girly stores, When a friend has sex, he's a stud, Not a whore. I don't read magazines about fashion, Or drinve like I'm blind I don't care what the dress looks like, Everything you wear is just fine. I know all you women Think that we're all assholes, But at least we don't lie, It's not a beauty mark, it's a mole! |