nate summons lenny in preparation for the duel
Lenny has a seat on the couch to watch
You say : Someone call it...the coin toss........
Floyd says : Heads!
nate says : heads
nate says : er uh tails
Floyd sticks his tongue out at nate... "I called it first!" :)
nate sticks a certain finger up at floyd and says thats nice dear
You say : Heads it is. Floyd goes first. Begin!
nate levitates into a sitting position and drinks a can of coke while floyd casts
Floyd mutters a few mantras... A bolt of solar flame streaks down from the sun, burns a hole through the roof, and strikes nate...
Floyd says [to nate] : Guess I don't get to use that uberspell I told ye about... I'd have to go last to use it... :)
nate summons a tank of liquid nitrogen and tosses it in front of the fire ball thingy, the resulting explosion causing steam which dissipates into nothing
nate then thanks floyd for the tan opens a corridor in the purple haze, out of this corridor comes streaming loud noises and flashing lights to disorient floyd,
nate cou-ples this attack with a direct psionic blast on floyd
Floyd puts on his mirrorshades and Walkman, and pops a few asprin... "Ye're not supposed to use psionics in duels, nate..." :)
nate says : really?? I thought i could
Floyd makes an obscure gesture... An arctic wind blows through the hole in the rook, freezing the steam around nate...
nate says [to pierat] : I am all powerful, if I said it's steam it's steam...I am the laws of physics
Floyd says : Oops, I meant roof... Dang typos... Well, there goes ten points... :)
You say [to floyd] : I'll allow his Psionic Blast.......
nate superheats himself and melts the ice away
Floyd says [to you] : Aye, I was just reminding him... :)
nate then opens a corridor behind floyd, a corridor to the sun, the heat is immense and the light blinding, the graivitational pull immense, floyd is pulled towards the corridor
nate says : hmmm....
Floyd looks behind him at the portal, and grins... "Never use someone's trademark trick against them!" He mutters a few Words of Power, and the portal in redirected to the Nether Regions... A huge, flaming demon walks through the portal and attacks nate...
Floyd says : Ack... bloody typos...
nate recognizes the demon as fluffy, his favorite demon, tosses him a steak and sends him back home...good demon
Floyd smacks himself in the forehead... "Ack, wrong demon..." :)
nate decides it's time for something diffrent, nate alters his form to an ectoplasmic state much like that of an amoeba and the fires several large anvils at floyd
nate says : I'm the blob baby...
nate squishes about the space he occupies
nate says : much like, in human terms i appear to be
Floyd grins as the anvils fly through his projected image, and through the wall behind it... He then then telekinetically grabs the amoeba formerly known as nate and pours him into an empty wine bottle, which he flings through the portal... Then he closes the portal...
Floyd says : Too many dang typos... Gonna lose from stinkin' typos... :(
Stonecold shouts : BYE EBERIE1
nate teleports from the bottle seconds before it hits the portal and re-emerges in his human form covered in black clothing and face paint standing next to morganza
You say [to nate] : you cannot hide behind me, I'm afraid ;)
nate then cuts the lights, kicks on his infra-vision, the room is now pitchblack, he teleports about the room firing various forms of noctournal life at floyd with the occassional fireball thrown in for good measure, many a racoon, bat, yes even denny's coffee camper fly at the poor wanderer
nate says [to you] : not hiding, your lovely face was the only one i could picture in this room so I used you as my teleport beacon so to speak
You say : Last spells....
Floyd (who just happens to be an elf... Elves have infravision, too...) says, "ACK!!!" and opens a portal in front of himself... The assorted critters fly through the portal and into the woods...
nate says : final spell...better make this good
nate says [to floyd] : how dare you leave those poor racoons and bats with the smelly old coffee campers, those goth freaks'll traumatize the animals for sure
Floyd grins at Morganza, then invokes the Elemental Spirits... A huge stormcloud appears over the guild hall, and lightning bolts start raining down at nate through the hole in the roof...
Tarath pulls out an umbrellla
PieRat enjoys the rain after the weather were having...
nate throws up a lightning rod, with the grounding wire located somewhere in floyds pants, and now for the final nate spell
You say : Nate gets a defensive spell and one offensive and that's the end.
Floyd says [to nate] : Would ye mind if I cast the last spell (after your next one)? I want to cast the Uberspell...
PieRat says [to nate] : your gona lose quick bite his ear off and get disqualified!!!
Floyd yawns and waits for the counterattack... :)
nate watches floyds agony and then opens a portal in the haze, out comes the most horrifying thing nate can think of, the ragnarok to music, Rudy's 500 man punk polka band, the 400 accordians playing their own evil version of ruby soho, while the oompa men oompa away, it is hell, but not for nate, for he has....xp 4000000 super strength earplugs, enjoys the show
Floyd says [to nate] : Can I cast the Uberspell?
nate says : it was horrid but I had to do it
You shout : time!
Floyd says [to you] : Hold on a sec...
nate says [to floyd] : I suppose...
Floyd says [to you] : Mind if I cast one last spell? :)
nate says [to pierat] : i would sooner face a life time of rap than 400 accordians in one room
nate congratulates floyd on a match well fought
You say : Give me your votes please using tell to.........
nate sits down
nate says [to pierat] : I hate polka more than I dislike rap
You say [to floyd] : Go ahead but we will not use it to vote okay? Wouldn't be fair...
torko goes over the spells one more time.
Floyd says : I vote for nate...
nate says : I vote for Floyd
Floyd laughs hysterically... :)
Floyd grins... "OK, this will take a while..." :)
You say : votes please.......
Floyd starts chanting Words of Power... His eyes glow white... An aura of raw magical energy surrounds him...
nate levitates and waits for floyd to finish typing this raganarok of a spell, this armageddon of the arcane
nate says : waiting for the sun, waiting waitng waiting waiting, waiting for you to come along
Floyd invokes the Total Conversion principle... All the matter in nate's body is converted to energy... Unfortunately, the resulting explosion lays waste to the entire Land of Karchan... A portal opens, and Lord Karn and Draconus, God of the Dragons, come forth...
Karn says (to draconus) : Look at this mess! He's your friend, you fix it!
Draconus says (to karn) : I told him never to use that spell...
Draconus invokes the PrimalForces of the universe... The damage to Karchan disappears, as if the spell had never been cast...
You say : Well is that all the votes???
Draconus gives Floyd a look... "NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!"
Karn and Draconus reenter the portal, which closes behind them...
You say : Okay. The votes are all in. The winner is Nate!