Floyd says [to telen] : Who's recording this, you or Blackfyre?
OmegaMan says : if we can i'll take bets...
Darken~Rahl bows gracefully to wynter.
Telen says : good, let's go over the rules. This si a test of creativity and language usage, not power. Each oponent gets a turn in which he can attack and defend. # turns each. No mind effecting or insatnt death spells. got it?
Elwood kisses Wynter hoping it will bring him luck...
Telen says : err, 3 turns:)
Blackfyre pulls out a blank scroll...
OmegaMan says : # turns?
Floyd says [to telen] : How many turns, three?
Telen says [to omegaman] : if you bet, you can't vote
You say [to floyd] : You want some luck to? :)
Floyd says [to telen] : Oops, nevermind... :)
Blackfyre puckers up.
OmegaMan says [to telen] : oh, ok
Elwood nods to telen.
OmegaMan says : nevermind then
Floyd says [to you] : Eeeewww... :)
OmegaMan says : clearing...
Telen says [to floyd] : well, I didn't ask anyone to record, but if you want it to bem, you can ask fyre or do it yourself...
Floyd says [to you] : Are ye recording this?
Telen says : clear
Westril is clearing...
Telen says : done
You nod to floyd.
Floyd says [to telen] : Well, I tend to record any duels I happen across... :)
Westril says : Done!
Elwood says : clearing...
Telen says : ok, I'm picking a number betweeen one and ten, elwood, you're younger so you get to gues first
Blackfyre gets out a white quill pen and sets it on the paper. It begins to write.
Floyd says [to elwood] : That reminds me, I need to get that one ye save fer me... Remind me when I come over later...
Blackfyre rolls up his sleeve and beckons Elwood over.
Telen shouts : silence, please
Elwood says : done...
Floyd says [to telen] : Eh, I wanna go last... :)
Floyd says : Clearing...
Elwood says [to telen] : I think a coin toss is in order...
You say : Don't let him go last, he'll kill us all! :)
Telen says [to elwood] : in case you didnt see, pick anumber between 1 and 10. or you can simply let floyd go last
You chuckle.
Telen puffs
Floyd mutters a quick incantation and makes a gesture... A containment circle surrounds Elwood and himself...
Elwood says : 3
Darken~Rahl bows gracefully to wynter.
Telen says [to floyd] : you pic one
Floyd says [to telen] : Ummm... 0? :) No, 1...
Telen says : the number was 10 elwood goes first:)
You say [to telen] : So if the number is 2, and he picked 1 and he picked 3, does that mean they all go at the same time? :)
Elwood says : tell me when...
Floyd says : Clearing...
Floyd says : Ready...
Telen says [to you] : no, floyd would go first, elwood went higher
Elwood says : clearing...
Telen says : elwood you may BEGIN
Elwood says : done... and I'm going to cast...
Telen notes no one should be walking, use tells from here on in
Blackfyre hums and watches his Quill of Stenography.
You say : Smooth as the bay
Blackfyre pokes OmegaMan. :)
Telen pokes elwood.
Telen says [to elwood] : move quicker, that's an order
Elwood thinks for a moment and then begins to puff on his pipe... The smoke begins to form two medium size clouds... the clouds solidify into the forms of two small robots... Floyd looks at the robots and immediatly recognizes them... It's Tom Servo and Crow... But Elwood messed with their programming while he was conjuring them... they begin to advance on Floyd with never before seen attachments coming out of their torsos... drills, pincers, welders, cutters you get the idea... And Crow is saying as they advance "I want to decide who lives, and who dies"...
You chuckle.
Elwood grins to floyd.
You say [to elwood] : He prefers quantity over quality. :)
Wynter blows a kiss to elwood
Floyd rolls his eyes and groans, then he opens a portal... Though the portal walks the zombified remains of TV's Frank, wearing a power loader...
MechaFrank grabs Tom Servo's head and squeezes, shattering the bubble...
MechaFrank grabs Crow's stick limbs and pulls them off...
MechaFrank picks up the robots' remains and shambles back through the portal...
Westril twiddles...
Elwood catches Wynters kiss...
You hum.
Floyd chants an ancient mantra, and a portal to the Nether Regions appears... Through the portal steps a goatlike being with wings, and skin so black that light appears to fall into it...
Floyd says [to Belial] : Now, behave yourself this time... All I want ye tae do is give that gent over there a bad day... :)
Belial grins malevolently, and leaps over to Elwood... It reaches into his chest with it's insubstantial hand, and starts to pull his soul out of his body...
You say : Cute ;)
Telen says : clear
Elwood thinks quickly and summons his third grade teacher who promptly smacks Belial on his hand with a ruler and says "Now you stop that soul stealing and go back from whence you came"... Belial looks confused and walks back through the portal to the Nether Regions...
Telen says : done
Blackfyre whispers a crude joke about this nether region place in Telen's direction, making sure the scroll doesn't record it.
Blackfyre draws a fresh scroll from his pack...
Elwood looks at Floyd and says "Oh you wanna play rough, huh?"... Elwood begins to mutter under his breath... all around the rocks energy begins to crackle... the ground shakes and the sky grows dark... Lightning flashes in the air... Elwood then waves his hand and a portal appears in front of Floyd... Out of the portal steps.... none other than... Floyd's mother! She quickly begins to nag at him for thins he hasn't done and the high pitched wail she produces threatens to shatter the very fabric of space around Floyd and suck him into the Abyss....
You laugh.
You shout : Go mama go! :)
Telen says [to floyd] : wow, you're in trouble..
Elwood grins to floyd.
Floyd narrows his eyes and snarls malevolently, then thinks of something and grins visciously... He mutters a quick incantation and a sphere of force surrounds his (obviously fake) mum, except for a hole in Elwood's direction... He then speaks a Word of Power, and all the matter in the doppleganger's body in converted to energy, sending a beam of pure energy directly towards Elwood...
You say : He just backtalked mom...
Blackfyre hides behind his stone.
Telen says : ok, 2 rounds, if you two want to go beyond the three round limit, tell me so now:)
Floyd says [to telen] : Nope...
Elwood summons a prism that redirects the energy from Floyds attack around him... (Hopefully the containment field holds or Telen and Blackfyre are going to have a rough day :) )... He then starts to think... This is his last attack so he better make it good... Elwood starts to puff on his pipe... A medium size cloud is formed and begins to solid
Elwood says : oops...
Floyd says : Now I don't feel quite so bad about my typo... :)
You chuckle to floyd.
Elwood continues the cloud solidies into a cat the cat walks up to Floyd and rubs his legs... Elwood points at the cat and it turns into Rache Bartmosses Cyber Kittie the little beastie Jumps onto Floyds Face and attempts to eat his brain...
Kitiara appears.
Kitiara greets everyone
Westril curtsies to kitiara...
OmegaMan bows gracefully to kitiara.
Telen hmms.
Floyd grins as the cybercat falls through his projected image and into the portal that he left there, just for such an occasion... :)
Floyd steps out from behind a boulder and waves at Elwood, then he shapeshifts into the form of a werewolf and howls...
A large pack of wolves quickly surrounds the clearing...
Floyd grins, points at Elwood, and says, "Play nice with you new chew toy, kids..."
The pack of wolves charges toward Elwood...
(This scene has been censored for extremely violent content)
After the wolves are through, Floyd puts Elwood's skeleton together and performs the rites of resurrection... :)
OmegaMan bows gracefully to darken~rahl.
A black smokey cloud appears, when the smoke clears Zahnos is standing there, grinning evilly at your surprised face.
Zahnos laughs.
Floyd says [to telen] : And that, I believe, is all... :)
Telen says : clear
OmegaMan hugs zahnos.
Westril curtsies to Zahnos...
Telen says : done
OmegaMan bows gracefully to zahnos.
You lick zahnos.
Telen says : ok, everyone vote except for kitiara and zahnos for ariving late for who oyu think won
Telen bows gracefully to zahnos.
You say [to telen] : Hey come lick this, it tastes like chicken!
Darken~Rahl bows gracefully to zahnos.
OmegaMan says [to you] : i thought he made chickens, not was made of chicken...
Telen licks zahnos.
Zahnos says [to telen] : yes on your knee you pathetic mortal... to think you could duel me....
Telen says [to you] : no, it's like frog legs...
OmegaMan says : at least that's what bill says...
You say [to omegaman] : Try it!
OmegaMan says [to zahnos] : now you be good or i'll get out the barney tapes...
You say [to telen] : Rabbit?
Telen says [to zahnos] : no, more like politeness:)
OmegaMan licks zahnos.
Elwood says [to floyd] : Well never find out who wins *sigh*
Zahnos says [to darken~rahl] : She has made her desicion... Decided to betray and now must pay the price...
OmegaMan says : KIWI!!! (the bird not the fruit...) (although....)
Telen says [to zahnos] : I would've won if you didn't take my staff and disapear before I could do anything abut it anywya..
You say [to omegaman] : Ah!
Telen says [to darken~rahl] : vote
Telen says [to westril] : vote
Floyd says [to telen] : Well? Who won?
OmegaMan says [to zahnos] : barney loves you no matter how evil you seem...
Telen says [to westril] : thanks:)
Blackfyre sticks a piece of wood in between Zahnos's toes and lights it on fire, when he's not looking of course.
OmegaMan says [to telen] : darken~rahl left in the midle
Zahnos holds up the staff of the MIF.
Telen says [to floyd] : darken has ot vote, is he husking?
Elwood says [to zahnos] : Let my wife out...
Westril has cleared...
Blackfyre peers down from his perch atop the stone and judges his chances of reaching the staff...
Westril twiddles...
OmegaMan says [to elwood] : hell is an ineefective punnishment, but a good place to work on a tan...
Westril agrees to omegaman.
Zahnos says [to omegaman] : Barney is my servent.
OmegaMan polymorphs the second 'e' in ineefective to an 'f'
Elwood says [to omegaman] : I know Zahnos has sent me there before :)
OmegaMan says [to zahnos] : always remember: barney loves you...
Zahnos's eyes light up red for a few seconds, then black smoke begins to surround him. When the black smoke clears he appears to be gone.
Telen says [to floyd] : (and elwood)it's a tie vote without him
Blackfyre jumps onto Zahnos's back.
Blackfyre acks and hits the ground with a thud.
OmegaMan says : in the occasion of a tie doesn't the mediator decide???
Telen says [to omegaman] : yeah, but I don't wanna:)
Floyd says [to telen] : How's that? With out him, there's three votes... Ref only votes on ties...
Telen puffs
Telen says [to floyd] : fyre, westril, wynter and omegaman add to four
Telen hmms.
Floyd says [to telen] : Didn't Wynter go to Hell before I finished?
Westril has cleared...
OmegaMan says : YEAH i count!!!
Elwood says [to telen] : Has Wynter Voted...
Kitiara puffs infront of Telen
Telen says [to floyd] : yes, would you prefer I didn't include her vote, to?
Telen says [to elwood] : yes
Westril sighs.
Floyd says [to telen] : Yep... People who aren't present for part don't count, that's the way I do it, anyway...