You say : all better...
Blackfyre slathers a ton of mustard on a bun then puts some sausage on it.
Blackfyre says : Oh, ok, everyone ready?
Serendipity begins to twirls a strand of hair on her finger while waiting to see what Elwood is made of...
Blackfyre listens to the whisper and manages to hear a little "Vote... me... or the... is dead meat..."
Blackfyre whispers : He's made of goat cheese, but you didn't hear it from me
You wink to blackfyre.
Serendipity giggles...
Elwood pulls out his trusty pipe and places it between his lips... He looks up at Serendipity and looks deep into the windos of her soul... He then begins to chant under his breath... flowing streams of light begin to flash around him... Elwood then places his hands in a triangle shape in front of his stomach and starts to focus the light... The light flashes out towards Serendipity, blinding her and threatning to incinerate her...
Serendipity continues to fumble with the stones in her pocket..
Blackfyre says : I think Elwood is casting already, so I guess just begin :0
Blackfyre says : Nevermind... :)
Elwood says [to blackfyre] : I'm made out of gnu chease...
Blackfyre says [to elwood] : Admitting is the first step :)
Serendipity laughs heartily at Elwood's merry joke and then quickly grabs her mirror and places it in front of herself...The bolt of energy bounces off the mirror's surface and ends up in the river, filleting some fish...
Serendipity then narrows her eyes in Elwoods direction and begins to chant in a deep, centered tone...The mirror begins to fluctuate with energy which then pulses outward and envelopes her...She then points her arms heavensward and the sky begins to roil and thunder...after enough chanting millions of pure white roses begin to fall from the sky...filling all of Karchan with a snuggly rose frangrance...Serendipity brushes her hands together and smiles arrogantly...
Serendipty says : Silly, all you'd find in my soul is whipped cream and melting fudge chocolate...
Serendipity laughs heartily at Elwood's merry joke and then quickly grabs her mirror and places it in front of herself...The bolt of energy bounces off the mirror's surface and ends up in the river, filleting some fish...
Serendipity then narrows her eyes in Elwoods direction and begins to chant in a deep, centered tone...The mirror begins to fluctuate with energy which then pulses outward and envelopes her...She then points her arms heavensward and the sky begins to roil and thunder...after enough chanting millions of pure white roses begin to fall from the sky...filling all of Karchan with a snuggly rose frangrance...Serendipity brushes her hands together and smiles arrogantly...
Serendipty says : Silly, all you'd find in my soul is whipped cream and melting fudge chocolate...
You say : repugnant...repugnant repugnant repugnant...
Blackfyre sneezes at the pungent scent and covers his mouth in a surgical mask.
You say [to blackfyre] : it was either that or chocolate...it never gets all eaten up, though, and so I chose roses since they'll degrade pretty soon...
Elwood looks at the falling beauty... He then looks a Serendipity and says "Thank you for the flowers"... Elwood smiles malelvolenty at Serendipity and raises his hands to the sky... The wind begins to blow from all different directions causing the roses all to fall on Serendipity... He then points at the roses and they begin to sprout monstrous thorns from their stems... pricking and piercing Serendipity all over her body causing her to lose much blood...
Blackfyre says : Everybody uses thorns to cut poor Serendipity ;)
Blackfyre grabs one of the roses and turns it into chocolate just for fun, then eats it.
Serendipity sobs at the wracking pain that has overthrown her body...slowly she drags her bleeding body to and through the mirror...the mirror grows faintly and some cursing and chanting can be heard within...suddenly, the roses begin to grow roots and quickly thicken into thick vines which surround and tighten on Elwood, tearing his clothing and flesh to shreds...Serendipity then appears from the mirror as rejuvenated and beautiful as ever, wielding a pair of rather large pruning shears and a broom...she neatly clips the vines and sweeps the pile, Elwood and all, into her mirror...she then makes sure that the maintenance men (good Thor and his buddy) come out and dig up each an every root and dispose of them accordingly...She then claps and the maintenance men, the broom, the shears, and the mirror disappear...
Blackfyre shudders...
Serendipity smiles sweetly and waits...
You say [to blackfyre] : cold?
You say [to blackfyre] : y'know, you're right, people always do the thorn thing...might as well be swiss cheese at this rate...
Blackfyre chuckles to you.
You say : god that was vicious of me...
Elwood is sitting on a stone laughing at Serendipity... He had teleported when he first noticed the vines growing and left a duplicate of hisself in his place... He then points at serendipity and says "That wasn't nice"... Elwood begins to puff furiously on his pipe... the air fills with thousands of tiny puffs of smoke... Elwood begins to sing an ancient song and dances along with the tune... Slowly inside of the puffs of smoke something begins to form... The puffs of smoke dissapate and all that is left is around a thousand rabid bunny rabbits... He point at Serendipity and the rabbits swarm over her devouring every piece of flesh...
Blackfyre smiles.
TERROR appears.
TERROR says : I finally found this place
Elwood pokes Serendipity's mutilated body...
TERROR says : dumn moss
TERROR says : hi
Enigma says Haven't you been here before??
TERROR says : no
Serendipity wonders why she's suddenly in the stomachs of thousands of bunny wumpuses...she then feels her spirit slowly beginning to lift to the heavens...now with a new insight on things she realises that she was right to have coated her body with vomit inducing serum...The rabbits all begin to struggle and writhe on the ground vomiting up small pieces of Serendipity...her spirit then begins to quietly hum as she causes the bits and pieces to rejoin and renew themselves...once the form of Serendipity is reformed and rebeautified the spirit reenters its home...
Serendipity then glares at Elwood feeling quite miffed at him for such foul trickery but realises that she must first deal with the bunny population...she retrieves a scyth from nowhere in particular and begins hacking through the poor little bunnies with great pleasure and ease...make sure she gets her due out of this particular experience, she makes sure that her lawyer has gotten in touch with some lab scientists to sell the remains to for quite a large profit for research and then disposes of the remains accordingly...
Serendipity then turns her fond gaze to Elwood and once more feels calm and collected enough to think clearly...she then begins to rub her hands together until a small globe appears...she aims it at Elwood and throws with stunning accuracy...the globe takes it course, growing quite a deal larger along the way, and envelopes Elwood in its depths...it then whisks him to the other side of Karchan to deal with the very same scientists that Serendipity had sold the bunnies to...little did she know that her lawyer had agreed that the scientists could also conduct research on Elwood for a small fee...
You say : go fig...who would've known...
Enigma says [to elwood] : Everyone's idle. Did you guys tire each other out?
Serendipity giggles...
TERROR says : I gotta go,bye
You say [to enigma] : perish the thought of being tired out this early in the duel...
Serendipity holds back a few crass comments...
TERROR left the game...
Serendipity yawns...
Blackfyre chuckles.
Serendipity peers in Blackfyre's direction...wondering if he'll make a good moderator after having been idle for so long...
Enigma says [to you] : Obviously I was wrong. You seem to have endless energy and resolve.
Serendipity giggles and looks at her nails which obviously need a manicure...
You say [to enigma] : not really...just lots of time and endless boredom... :)
Enigma says [to blackfyre] : Well I've got to go. Thanks for the invite. See everyone later.
Serendipity smiles pleasantly...
Enigma says [to you] : You seem to have too good an imagination to be bored.
You say [to enigma] : thanks...
Enigma says Bye everyone...
Enigma left the game...
Serendipity giggles about her child who seems to have a fruit loop fascination...
Elwood comes flying over the tallest stone in the meadow... When someone finally looks at him they discover the researsh the scientis had done on him... Cybernetics... Elwood is now all nice and chromed up and looking quite peeved... He looks up at Serendipity and begins to spin in a circle... he spins so fast that he becomes a blur... He slowly stops spinning and is returned to his normal state... He then begins to mutter under his breath... The sky grows dark and the wind begins to blow... Elwood looks up at Serendipity and sneers... His eyes flsh blue... (His eyes are normally red being Drow and all so this is a bad sign) Elwood begins to weave his hands in an intricate pattern... lines of energy soon begin to weave themselves together... The lines coalesce into a dark portal... Elwood takes a deep breath and blows the portal towards Serendipity... Serendipity is sucked in the portal and is sent to where... you guessed it Cthulus realm... Were she can spend the rest of her days... (Elwood has been taking lessons from Floyd)
You say [to elwood] : golly you have suck pretty eyes when they're blue...*snicker*
Blackfyre drinks a soda then squishes the can between his thumb and forefinger.
Elwood says [to you] : Your eyes are always beautiful my dear...
Elwood looks around, trying to determine from which direction Serendipity will strike next...
Serendipity takes some tea with Cthulu, renewing their friendship that had been tarnished over the years from lack of visiting...She talks about the entire problem with Elwood and his ill ways...Cthulu agrees to deal with Elwood once his time on Karchan is at an end and then transports Serendipity back through the same portal that she entered from... Serendipity smiles sweetly in Elwood's direction once she has reappeared and simply takes a teapot she had borrowed from her dearest friend and begins to pours terribly hot tea over Elwood's head...Serendipty holds back a crass comment and continues...The tea, being just so terribly hot, melts good ol' Elwood into oblivion...
You say [to elwood] : why thank you...I do try...
You say [to elwood] : what exactly is a Drow anyway?
Serendipity smiles radiantly at her obvious cluelessness but feels comforted at the possibility that other may be as ignorant about what a Drow is as well...
Serendipity takes a little time out to file her nails...
Elwood once again laughs at Serendipity's feeble attempt to destroy him... This time he had cast an illusion to make it appear that he had melted... Actually he was behind a stone having a quick bowl with Blackie... Elwood walks from behind the stone and laughs heartily once again... He then begins to whisper to the moss... All of a sudden the moss around Serendipity's feet grab her beautiful ankles and pull her underneath the lush growth... Serendipity slowly begin to suffocate...
Serendipity flutters her eyelashes...
Elwood says [to you] : Basically a Dark Elf...
Blackfyre says : They live in the Underdark. Have black skin, red eyes. or is it dark gray skin
Blackfyre hmms.
Serendipity whispers to the moss as well and it, in turn, pulls her right back up out of the earth...
Serendipity then quickly strips and jumps into a stream to bathe and summons a portal to hide her from view while she changed...she tosses the soiled linens into the portal and beckons it to close and then gets to work once more on Elwood...
Serendipity coolly applies some lipstick and saunters over to Elwood and give him a luscious kiss full-fledged on the lips...unbeknownst to him the lipstick has a mind bending potion inside which, while null and void for the wearer, causes the person to recieve the kiss to fall under the giver's spell...Serendipity tenderly caresses Elwood's face and whispers to him..."Be a dear and go kill yourself will you?"...Elwood then nods to the beautiful nymph and retrieves a knife from nowhere in particular and thrusts it deep into his heart...He falls to the ground and slowly and painfully begins to die...
You say [to elwood] : I really hated doing that to you but that really was quite a good kiss...*giggle*
You say : okay...I've read about them...I'm elf myself...you'd think I would know...hello?*speaking to herself*
I am afraid, I do not understand that.
You say : never used to wear makeup...
Serendipity brushes her hair and plaits it in the usual style...
You say : it's so terrible to be lucid during these kind of things...
Elwood says "That was quite nice but you know I am married..." Serendipity wonders why he is still talkin if his mind is null and void... Well when Elwood prepares for a duel he secretly eats some magikal Mushrooms that cause his mind to be hyperactive... The kiss, well all it really did was slow his mind back to Nomal... Elwood eats a few more mushrooms and then begins to dig around in the moss... He comes up from digging and has something cupped in his hand... He whispers into his cupped hand and then releases what was inside... The creature that was inside begins to rapidly multiply into a horde of... A horde of fire ants... the ants march upon Serendipity and begin to bite and sting her and cause her to swell up like a balloon... the massive amount of toxins released int her body by the horde of ants threatens to kill her...
Elwood says : oops My browser messed up and I missed half her spell...
Blackfyre chuckles.
Elwood says [to blackfyre] : What should I do?
Serendipity rolls her eyes and gets in touch with her personal physician who brings the antitoxin immediately and forces her to call a time out for a few days of bed rest so the swelling can go down and she can regain her strength... Once she has returned she looks to Elwood and replies if she remembers correctly..."As am I, my dear, but for duel purposes I ignore marital status since I'm not verywell going to go atcha right here on the battle field...wouldn't be ladylike"... :) Me then climbs atop a stone and once more begins to chant... The clouds become dark and the earth begins to rumble...From a nearby forest a stampede of thousands of wild horses roam in Elwood's direction...carrying him away in a jumble of their lithe bodies...when he finally breaks free of the stampede he knows not where he is...
Warlocke appears.
You wink to warlocke.
Serendipity shrugs and waits...
You say : on warlocke do you have icq by chance?
Blackfyre hmms.
Blackfyre says [to you] : What kinda hours does Mikey work per week?
Elwood has wandered far and wide upon the surface world... he has become attuned with nature and therefore is never truly lost... Elwood finally notices the knife in his chest and pulls it out and heals the wound... He then engages the help of a kind sparrow to lead him back to the Silent Rocks... Elwood glares at Serendipity... He then reaches into his pouch and pulls what appears to be nothing out of it... He then smiles at Serendipity and waits... all of a sudden Serendipity begins to violently twitch and falls to the ground... You see Elwood had pullen a small but venomous spider out of his pouch and dropped it... He then directed the spider to attack Serendipity...
Blackfyre says : Evil...
Serendipity thinks of lost in space...almost... :)
Kitiara appears.
Kitiara greets everyone
Kitiara smiles to Blackfyre
Kitiara smiles to Warlocke
Kitiara says : clear
Kitiara says : done
Kitiara says : so..how is everyone today? kinda quite
Kitiara says : quiet
Serendipity pulls out a hypodermic needle from nowhere in particular and injects some metabolism slowing agent into her veins...before it takes effect she once more gets in touch with her trusty doctor...he wheels her away and treats the spider bite with the same efficiency Serendipity has come to depend on him for...Once she is back up to full health she returns to the duel and good naturedly smiles in Elwood's direction...she then reaches into her pocket and withdraws a smooth stone...she throws it at Elwoods feet and it begins to release a small cloud of microscopic tse tse flies which not only drive him severly insane but also bite him all over causing him to become very ill...then the men in white coats come, wrap Elwood up in an I love me suit and cart him away to a friendly neighborhood convalescent center...
You notice Kitiara staggering around, drunkenly.
You say : god that sounded juvenile...
You say : I'm a million different people from one day to the next...
Serendipity pops her knuckles and waits...
The toxic influences leave the body of Kitiara, leaving Kitiara tolerably sober again.
Serendipity yawns...
Elwood has actually been in one of those places before... So he knows all the best ways to escape... Elwood buried himself in the laundry and was transported of the premises... Elwood then begins the long journey back to the Silent Rocks... Upon his arrival he greets Kitiara and then turns his attention to Serendipity... Elwood eats some more of his special mushrooms to return his mind to normal... He then begins to run around in circles howling like a wolf... Slowly from all directions wolves begin to come and join him in his howling... he then sends the cute little pups in Serendipity's direction... The wolves leap upon her ripping out her throat and begin to feast on her corpse...
Kitiara says [to you] : hmm seems like people are husking
Blackfyre ties a steak around Warlocke's neck.
Blackfyre hugs kitiara.
Kitiara says : clearing
Kitiara smiles at Blackfyre
Kitiara says : clearing
Elwood says : Hey... You know I don't like mushy stuff... :)
Kitiara says : done
Kitiara sits down on the ground to whatch the duel
Serendipity feels the need to applaud Elwood's crafty escape from the center, but being a spirit again there's no doubt that no one can hear her anyway...Once again she reforms those parts that were badly mangled during the attack and her spirit rejoins her once more beautiful form...She then turns her deep emerald eyes on Elwood and frowns...she raises her arms above her head and claps once...the sound resonates through the land and a bolt of lightening hits her...she quickly points in Elwood's direction and the volt of electricity travels through her body into his frying him to a crisp...a friendly salesman stops by, amazed by this display of electrical conduction and asks if he can by the corpse for his side show of terror...Serendipity agrees and let's the saleman take a picture of her and then carts Elwood off with him to his sideshow in Timbuktu to show the perils of a woman scorned...
Kitiara looks at Blackfyre
Warlocke straightens his steak.
Kitiara laughs
Kitiara smiles to Warlocke
You say [to elwood] : I'll give you mushy...*leer**giggle*
Elwood says [to you] : I'm married... How many times am I going to have to tell you... :)
Elwood says : Attention all present... Serendipity an I have agreed this round will be the last...
Kitiara laughs
You say [to elwood] : being scorned is not always over something as petty as love my dear...
Telen appears.
You say [to elwood] : besides, I have Haze...what would I want with anyone else?
Telen puffs
Telen bows to all the people
Kitiara greets Telen in a happy way
Telen nods wearily
Blackfyre sits next to Kitiara
Blackfyre winks to kitiara.
Blackfyre says [to kitiara] : Have a good day then?
Elwood walks up through the meadow and past the rocks... His White hair standing on end makes him appear to be Albert Einstein... He then begins to mutter something under his breath... He slowly begins to spin... THen he stop and says "the heck with this presentation bs..." he points at one of the rocks and it cracks open reavealing a beautiful diamond inside... Elwood then points at the diamond and a blast of light travels from his finger to the diamond... the diamond focuses and intensifies the light... The narrow beam begins to travel towards Serendipity... He mutters a phrase and when the beam hits her not only does it vaporize her body... It also destroys her spirit...
Kitiara says [to blackfyre] : yep I did
Kitiara smiles to Blackfyre
Blackfyre says : Yowsa
Blackfyre says [to kitiara] : Yay :)
Blackfyre pokes telen.
Kitiara says : clearing
Kitiara says : done
Blackfyre looks at the hourglass and realizes the duel has been going for around 20 hours.
Blackfyre kicks the 0 off ot 20
Kitiara says [to blackfyre] : did you have a good day?
Telen puffs who's moderating?
Telen says : glad I didn't miss much then..
Kitiara smiles
Kitiara smiles at Blackfyre
Kitiara fiddles with her hair trying to get it to saty back
Blackfyre says [to kitiara] : I guess :)
Kitiara says" scuse my spelling I'm quite tired
Telen says [to kitiara] : you're scused
Blackfyre smiles to kitiara.
Kitiara says [to blackfyre] : I guess that's okay :) heh heh
Serendipity realises before she is incinerated that this could verywell be her last moment on great Karchan and hurriedly sends up a prayer to almighty Karn to save her being in one form or another...and Karn smiles down upon his child and grants her prayer...a mirror mysteriously opens and an etherial being passes through bearing an amazing resemblance to our beloved Serendipity...she quietly moves over to Elwood and moves through him, her body melding with his...at that moment another portal opens behind Elwood and because of the being's movement through him he is knocked off balance and falls through the portal and into the realm of Zahnos where he shall be eternally tormented by the god of evil himself as well as all his minions...
Kitiara says [to telen] : heh heh thankyou :)
Telen says [to you] : wow, you've been hanging around mike too long:)
Kitiara says : ooh that was a good one
Blackfyre smiles to kitiara.
Kitiara stands up to stretch and picks up Blackfyre too.
Elwood says [to you] : Hmmm... You just had to finish with him didn't you... :)
You say [to telen] : who says I've been hanging around him?...*giggle*