[Scene opens with a video preview of the Equalizer-Doug Bacon match. The words
"SWF Free for All" come on the screen, then shatter as we cut to inside the
arena. Signs include "When Phoenix burns, he destroys the ozone", "You mean
this isn't Nitro?", and "These seats suck".]
RA: We are live for the SWF Free For All prior to the pay-per-view spectacular,
SWF Judgement Day. We are live from University Arena in Santa Fe, New Mexico.
I'm Richard Anderson, and I am joined by Robby "The Drain" Keenan, and here on
the Free for All, we will have The Israeli Soldier taking on John McGee.
RK: Since when do we not do a card for the High Impact Wrestling Federation?
RA: Since the Supreme Wrestling Federation is paying us more money.
RK: The SWF is the greatest federation in the world.
RA: We're going to head to the ring and our ring announcer, David Jules.
DJ: This Free for All contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20 minute time
limit.
[The Israeli National Anthem comes on the PA.]
DJ: Introducing first, accomapnied by his manager, Tami K., from Jurusalem,
Israel, weighing in at 400 pounds, The Israeli Soldier!
RK: Where do you think this guy's from?
RA: The ring announcer said Israel.
RK: He was just making that up to be cool.
["Small Town" by John Mellencamp comes on the PA.]
DJ: His opponent, from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing 280 pounds, John
McGee!
RK: Where have I seen this guy before?
RA: He's wrestled in the HOWF, the HIWF and the IWF, to name a few.
RK: He was in the HIWF? Why don't I remember him?
RA: You've only been broadcasting there a couple of weeks.
RK: It's not because he sucks?
[The bell rings.]
RA: There's the bell. The free for all is underway.
RK: And order the PPV and stuff. And get the HIWF's while you're at it.
RA: We're not supposed to mention that one.
RK: Big deal. We'll be here what, once a month?
[They lock up.
The Israeli Soldier hits a snap suplex on John McGee.]
RA: The Soldier getting an early advantage.
RK: He hit one move.
[The Israeli Soldier whips John McGee into the turnbuckle.
The Israeli Soldier runs shoulder-first into the corner, but John McGee
moves out of the way.]
RA: McGee wisely getting out of the way.
RK: You have 400 pounds coming straight toward you, and you're going to stay
there?
[John McGee attemps to place The Israeli Soldier on the turnbuckle, but
The Israeli Soldier blocks it.
John McGee attemps to place The Israeli Soldier on the turnbuckle, but
The Israeli Soldier blocks it.]
RA: The Soldier using his weight advantage to avoid going to the top. McGee
might have been going for that Splash Mountain.
RK: Well, if he tries it, he could end up all wet.
[John McGee whips The Israeli Soldier into the ropes.
The Israeli Soldier hits a tilt-a-whirl suplex on John McGee.
The Israeli Soldier is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Israeli Soldier hits John McGee with a flying forearm.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
RA: And a fivearm gives Soldier the first near fall of the match.
RK: Fivearm?
RA: That's what Scott Hudson calls it.
RK: But he also got his claim to fame in the GWF. Great authority on wrestling
there.
[There are lots of chants for The Israeli Soldier.]
RA: Listen to this crowd.
[John McGee begs off.]
RK: And look at McGee. He looks like Hogan.
[The Israeli Soldier goes for a front-layout suplex, but John McGee
counters it with a kneelift.]
RA: Knee to the ribs. Nice counter from McGee there.
[John McGee throws The Israeli Soldier out of the ring.
John McGee goes through the ropes.]
RK: If you like ECW, you're going to be disappointed here.
[The Israeli Soldier nails John McGee with a Gorilla Press.
Dave Rutger counts: 1.
John McGee is busted wide open.]
RA: I think McGee hit his head on the guardrail, as he's been busted open.
RK: Can you believe this? McGee is tasting his own blood, and he isn't even
worried about it. He probably gets a free cookie for each pint.
[The Israeli Soldier goes for the Bomb Shell, but John McGee counters it with
a DDT.
Dave Rutger counts: 2.
John McGee takes The Israeli Soldier down with a jumping DDT.
John McGee knocks The Israeli Soldier into the ringpost.
John McGee uses a flying bodypress on The Israeli Soldier.
Dave Rutger counts: 3.]
RA: Now it's McGee with the advantage.
RK: Don't worry, he'll blow it.
[John McGee reenters the ring.
The Israeli Soldier follows him back in.]
RK: See? He blew it.
RA: By going in the ring?
RK: Yes. There's no chair to nail him with.
RA: I swear I should just work with Bobby Heenan.
RK: You'll have to talk to Bacon about that.
RA: You still have about 23 minutes or so to order SWF Judgement Day on
pay-per-view.
[John McGee goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but The Israeli Soldier
counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
The Israeli Soldier goes for a back suplex, but John McGee blocks it.]
RA: Nice block by McGee.
[John McGee executes a Northern Lights suplex on The Israeli Soldier.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, kickout.]
RA: Beautiful Northern Lights Suplex for a near fall, but The Israeli Solider
just too big to be held down this early.
RK: You saying he's fat?
RA: No.
RK: Me neither. I was just asking.
[John McGee throws The Israeli Soldier out of the ring.
John McGee goes through the ropes.
John McGee goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but The Israeli Soldier blocks
it.
Dave Rutger counts: 1.
The Israeli Soldier reenters the ring.
John McGee follows him back in.]
RK: That didn't take long.
[The Israeli Soldier chops John McGee.
John McGee kicks The Israeli Soldier.
The crowd is cheering on John McGee.
The Israeli Soldier kicks John McGee.
The crowd is really behind The Israeli Soldier.]
RA: If the crowd's so into this match, what will they be like in 22 minutes
when we go live on pay-per-view.
RK: Quiet. Their voices will be shot.
[The Israeli Soldier kicks John McGee.
The Israeli Soldier runs into the ropes.
The Israeli Soldier hits a Vader attack on John McGee.]
RA: A series of shots to the head and ribs, and McGee may be moments away from
defeat.
RK: And they don't have odor eaters in their shoes.
RA: Sorry, fans, but one of the cardinal rules in wrestling is that one
broadcaster has to be a smart aleck.
RK: We're live, you can say "smartass"
RA: ::sigh::
[The Israeli Soldier places John McGee on the turnbuckle.
The Israeli Soldier hits a belly-to-belly superplex on John McGee.
There are lots of chants for The Israeli Soldier.]
RA: Nice belly-to-belly superplex, and this crowd loves it.
RK: They love it in New Mexico when it's under 110 degrees.
[The Israeli Soldier goes for a Sammartino backbreaker, but John McGee blocks
it.
John McGee attemps to place The Israeli Soldier on the turnbuckle, but
The Israeli Soldier blocks it.
John McGee uses a jumping DDT on The Israeli Soldier.
John McGee goes for a bow-and-arrow submission, but The Israeli Soldier
blocks it.
The Israeli Soldier goes for a German suplex, but John McGee counters it
with a backward kick.
John McGee hits an elbowsmash on The Israeli Soldier.
John McGee hits a DDT on The Israeli Soldier.
John McGee leaves the ring.
He returns with a frying pan.]
RA: And McGee trying to get a little bit hardcore.
[John McGee hits him with the frying pan.
A small "John McGee" chant is being started.]
RA: He should be disqualified for that right there.
RK: It was a Greco-Roman frying pan to the face.
[John McGee hits him with a frying pan.]
RA: And again. Referee Dave Rutger needs to do his job.
RK: Hey, he us. I paid him good money to see a clean finish.
[John McGee runs into the ropes.
The Israeli Soldier misses with a clothesline.
John McGee hits The Israeli Soldier with a kick.
John McGee chokes him with a frying pan.]
RA: And now the handle of the frying pan right to the throat. What is going
on?
RK: And it starts on pay-per-view in less than 20 minutes.
[John McGee goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but The Israeli Soldier
counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is cheering on The Israeli Soldier.
John McGee begs off.
The Israeli Soldier attemps to place John McGee on the turnbuckle, but
John McGee blocks it.
The Israeli Soldier whips John McGee into the ropes.
The Israeli Soldier goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but John McGee
counters it with a punch.
John McGee uses a Northern Lights suplex on The Israeli Soldier.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, shoulder up.
A small "John McGee" chant is being started.]
RA: Northern lights suplex, and can you believe The Israeli Soldier is the fan
favorite?
RK: If I have to believe the NWO is better than the Horsemen, then I'll
believe anything.
[John McGee executes a DDT on The Israeli Soldier.
John McGee is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
John McGee hits a fisherman suplex on The Israeli Soldier.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, shoulder up.
John McGee complains about a slow count.]
RA: That was not a slow count.
RK: You noticed that, too?
[The Israeli Soldier takes John McGee down with an inside cradle.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
RA: And the Soldier takes advantage of his back being turned and gets two.
[The Israeli Soldier goes for a falling splash, but John McGee counters it
with a knee pull-up.
John McGee climbs to the top turnbuckle, but The Israeli Soldier nails him
in the stomach.]
DJ: 5 minutes have gone by, 15 minutes remain in the time limit.
[John McGee falls onto the top turnbuckle.
The Israeli Soldier hits John McGee with a belly-to-back superplex.
The crowd is really behind The Israeli Soldier.
The Israeli Soldier is going for the pin.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Israeli Soldier complains about a slow count.]
RA: So past the five minute mark, this time the Soldier's getting frustrated.
RK: "Damn it, I forgot my napalm again."
RA: Knock it off.
[John McGee takes The Israeli Soldier down with an inside cradle.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, kickout.
John McGee hits The Israeli Soldier with a spinebuster slam.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is cheering on John McGee.]
RA: A couple of quick near falls, and now this crowd is behind McGee.
RK: Frontrunners. Probably rooted for the Pirates until about Thursday or so.
[John McGee hits him with a frying pan.
John McGee whips The Israeli Soldier into the ropes, but The Israeli Soldier
reverses it.
John McGee misses with a clothesline.
John McGee hits a jumping DDT on The Israeli Soldier.
John McGee is getting a good reaction from the crowd.]
RA: Very nicely done, and this crowd shows its approval.
RK: Then they must have poor taste.
[John McGee goes for a fisherman suplex, but The Israeli Soldier blocks it.
The Israeli Soldier hits a flying forearm on John McGee.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, kickout.]
RA: Big fivearm there, and a near fall.
RK: Stop making up names for these moves. You're almost as bad as Tony
Schiavone.
[The Israeli Soldier hits John McGee.
The Israeli Soldier hits John McGee.
The crowd is cheering on The Israeli Soldier.]
RA: You still have time to order Judgement Day on pay-per-view!
RK: Yeah, yeah.
[The Israeli Soldier hits John McGee.
The crowd is really behind The Israeli Soldier.
The Israeli Soldier nails John McGee with a tiger driver.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, kickout.]
RA: Double underhook into a power bomb, and the Soldier is taking control.
[The Israeli Soldier has the crowd going wild.
The Israeli Soldier raises his hands in the air.
The crowd is going crazy.]
RK: What are they cheering for?
RA: What do you mean?
RK: The guy acts like Sid Vicious, and they cheer him. Next thing you know,
they'll cheer Steve Austin.
RA: They do cheer Steve Austin.
RK: That's it. Hell froze over.
[The Israeli Soldier goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but John McGee
counters it with a bulldog headlock.
John McGee gets a double chickenwing submission on The Israeli Soldier.
The Israeli Soldier reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
The Israeli Soldier places John McGee on the turnbuckle.
The Israeli Soldier hits John McGee with a belly-to-back superplex.
The crowd is behind The Israeli Soldier all the way.
The Israeli Soldier goes for a takeover suplex, but John McGee counters it
with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The crowd is going crazy.]
RA: This crowd is cheering every move, but of course they know that they are
less than 15 minutes away from the pay-per-view.
RK: Do you get paid by the cheap plug?
[John McGee goes for a backspin DDT, but The Israeli Soldier counters it with
a belly-to-belly suplex.
The Israeli Soldier uses a Soviet suplex on John McGee.
The Israeli Soldier hits a snap suplex on John McGee.
The Israeli Soldier hits John McGee with a fisherman suplex.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, in the ropes...]
RA: Cradle suplex, but exeuted too close to the ropes.
RK: Well, McGee is lucky that the ropes were there, because he never would
have kicked out.
RA: Because it was done well?
RK: No, because he's too stupid to know he has to kick out.
[John McGee goes for a double chickenwing submission, but The Israeli Soldier
blocks it.
The Israeli Soldier executes a front-layout suplex on John McGee.
The Israeli Soldier hits John McGee with a Gorilla Press.
The Israeli Soldier runs into the ropes.
The Israeli Soldier hits a Hotshot on John McGee.
The Israeli Soldier executes a front-layout superplex on John McGee.
The Israeli Soldier executes the Bomb Shell on John McGee.
The Israeli Soldier goes for the pin.]
RA: He hit he bomb shell. This could do it!
[Dave Rutger counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.]
RA: KICK OUT!
RK: He got a shoulder up. It's not like The Giant doing a nip up.
[The Israeli Soldier takes John McGee down with a jack-knife power bomb.]
RA: Shades of Kevin Nash, and McGee is in trouble.
RK: I never would have guessed.
[The Israeli Soldier nails John McGee with a falling splash.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Israeli Soldier.
The Israeli Soldier takes John McGee down with a Northern Lights suplex.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, in the ropes...]
RA: And two more near falls, and give McGee some credit. Most men would have
been beat by now.
RK: A few wusses would be dead by now.
[The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Israeli Soldier.
The Israeli Soldier whips John McGee into the ropes.
John McGee misses with an elbow.
John McGee hits The Israeli Soldier with a spinebuster slam.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is behind John McGee all the way.]
RA: But McGee's coming back!
RK: And to think, the pay-per-view can only get worse from here. Order now.
[John McGee puts The Israeli Soldier in a bow-and-arrow submission.
The Israeli Soldier reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
John McGee goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but The Israeli Soldier
counters it with a DDT.
The Israeli Soldier hits John McGee with a tiger suplex.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, in the ropes...]
RA: And again the ropes saved McGee.
RK: Well, we know Mother Teresa can't now.
RA: That was tasteless Drain.
RK: Why do you think they call me the Drain?
[The Israeli Soldier whips John McGee into the ropes.
The Israeli Soldier hits John McGee with an elbow.
John McGee begs off.]
DJ: 10 minutes have gone by, 10 minutes remain.
[John McGee is bleeding like a faucet.
The Israeli Soldier goes for a fisherman suplex, but John McGee blocks it.
John McGee runs into the ropes.
The Israeli Soldier hits John McGee with a kick.
The Israeli Soldier executes a back suplex on John McGee.
John McGee goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but The Israeli Soldier
counters it with a DDT.
In turn, John McGee counters it with a backdrop.
John McGee is going for the pin.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, shoulder up.
John McGee complains about a slow count.]
RA: Mcgee is arguing with Rutger, but The Israeli soldier coming up from
behind him.
[John McGee chokes him with a frying pan.]
RK: I think he saw him coming.
RA: I thought the IWF allowed too many weapons being used.
[John McGee hits The Israeli Soldier with a jumping DDT.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
RA: You still have time to order Judgement Day on pay-per-view!
RK: Sure. You're better off listening to it on ScrambleVision like the rest
of us.
[John McGee whips The Israeli Soldier into the ropes, but The Israeli Soldier
reverses it.
The Israeli Soldier hits John McGee with a clothesline.
The Israeli Soldier is going for the pin.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
John McGee begs off.]
RK: He's begging off because he knows it's only a matter of time now.
[The Israeli Soldier hits a Soviet suplex on John McGee.
The Israeli Soldier uses a fisherman suplex on John McGee.]
RA: Cradle suplex...
[Dave Rutger counts: One, two, three.]
RA: He got him.
[The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
DJ: The winner, in 11:06, is The Israeli Soldier.
RA: So a great way to kick things off. There is still time to order Judgement
Day on pay-per-view.
RK: Don't lie to the people. Their cable companies left the phone off the
hook.
RA: Well, we're going to sign off momentarily, but...
[Fatal Fury enters the broadcast area.]
RA: What is going on?
[Fatal Fury grabs the microphone on the table.]
FF: Listen up. Coldblooded, you are about 10 minutes away from feeling Fatal
Fury. You think of yourself as a snake or some reptile like creature. I don't
fear snakes. Snakes fear me. You're not afraid of me? Then prepare to be
driven into the ground, because one Furious Fall from me, and your days are
numbered.
RK: Ever think about going into bounty hunting?
FF: Yeah, but it was too easy. Coldblooded...prepare to meet your doom.
[Fatal Fury drops the mic and walks out.]
RA: Well, let's quickly run down the lineup you'll see tonight. We
will open with Tuk Tuk the Eskimo vs. Siberia.
RK: That will be followed by Fatal Fury vs. Colblooded.
RA: You will then see the Rock 'n' Roll Animal vs. God's Tears.
RK: The Equalizer will defend the International Title against Rockin' Rebel.
RA: Original Gangsta battles Jagged Edge.
RK: Desperado and Pagan battle for the Americas Championship.
RA: The sandman will defend the Tough Man Title against Phoenix in what should
be the match of the night in my opinion.
RK: And only your opinion. The World Tag Team Title is on the line in a four
way dance featuring the Thugz, The Westside Ridas, Underground team two, and
the team of Original Gangsta and Rock 'n Roll Animal.
RA: And in the main event, World Champion Doug Bacon defends against The
Equalizer.
RK: Sounds jam packed if you like jam.
RA: For those of you on the Prevue channel, we'll be leaving you, but for
those of you watching on pay-per-view, we'll see you momentarily.
[fade to black]
[The screen fades up. President Brian Frenck is standing on the edge of
a cliff in a mountain range. The mountain range seems to be void of all
life. No trees, no plants, just stone. President Frenck is wearing a
long flowing robe. It is a bright, sunny, cloudless day. President
Frenck looks out over the cliff and begins to speak.]
BF: And I will show wonders in heaven above...
[Lightning streaks across the cloudless sky.]
BF: ...and signs in the earth beneath; blood, and fire, and vapor of
smoke!
[Blood begins to pour down the side of the cliff. The stone ground
behind him spontaneously combusts and burns brightly. Billows of smoke
begin to surround him.]
BF: The sun shall be turned into darkness...
[The sky suddenly turns pitch black. President Frenck is illuminated
only by the fires and the lightning.]
BF: ...and the moon into blood...
[The full moon turns to a blood red.]
BF: ...before this great and notable day! And it shall come to pass, that
whosoever possesses the strength, the skill and the heart shall be
saved. Some of you will be judge winners. Some of you will be judged
losers. And a select few of you will be judged champions. So step forth
and prepare to be judged for today is JUDGEMENT DAY!!!!
[The words "Judgement Day" fly on to the screen as "Judgement Day" by Van
Halen plays. The screen then shows Doug Bacon and Phoenix emerging from fire
and walking towards the camera. The screen then cuts to the three Trinity
members, Sandman, Pagan, and Equalizer scaling a mountain towards the camera.
Behind them can be seen the ruins of Noah's Ark. The screen then cuts
to Desperado standing in a bare room with concrete walls. He stares at
the camera as blood runs down the walls. The screen then cuts to a shot
of Rock 'n Roll Animal and the Original Gangsta looking at the blood red
moon from the roof of a skyscraper. They then turn towards the camera
and walks to it. The screen then cuts to a shot of The Thugz driving
through downtown L.A. towards the camera as a huge hail storm starts.
The screen then cuts to a shot of the Israeli Soldier and Gods Tears leaving
Jerusalem as temples are being rebuilt. The screen then cuts to a shot of
Coldblooded walking next to a boiling river. The screen then cuts to a
shot of Fatal Fury staring at the camera as a mountain in the distance
spews lava. The screen then cuts to the Westside Ridas walking through a
vacant street as an earthquake hits. The road splits in half and rocks
jut up from underneath, but the Westside Ridas keep walking towards the
camera. The screen then cuts back to the shot of President Frenck
standing at the edge of the cliff. Below him, all the SWF wrestlers
have gathered. The screen then cuts to the inside of University Arena in
Santa Fe, New Mexico, as thousands of fans are screaming at the top of their
lungs. The screen then dissolves to a shot of the SWF control center in
one of the luxury booths with Dean Oberman.]
DO: Good evening and welcome to Judgement Day! We have got quite a line
up for you tonight. Including 5 title matches. Now, let's send you
back down to Richard Anderson and Robby Keenan.
[Screen cuts to a shot of the broadcast booth down at ringside]
RA: Thank you Dean! We are live from a sold out University Arena in Santa Fe,
New Mexico, and welcome to SWF Judgement Day. I'm Richard Anderson, along with
Robby "The Drain" Keenan, and tonight, we have 9 explosive matches, with 5
championships to be decided.
RK: And I predict that Doug Bacon will walk out of here still SWF World
Champion.
RA: Well, since The Equalizer is defending his International Title prior to
that, I'm inclined to agree with you.
["Learning to Fly" by Pink Floyd comes on the PA.
Jay Hawke emerges from the curtain and heads to the broadcast table.
The crowd erupts.
Jay Hawke grabs a headset and sits down.]
JH: Evening, guys.
RA: Shouldn't you be in Flushing for some other pay-per-view?
JH: Shouldn't you?
RK: He's got you there, Rich.
RA: So why are you here?
JH: Well, with the IWF gone, I have some extra time, and since i knew you guys
were here, I thought I'd give you help with the commentary.
RK: He certainly needs it.
JH: I was thinking of you, Drain.
RK: Me?
JH: Yeah. thought you could use some 90's references to work with.
RA: Let's go to the ring.
DJ: The opening contest of SWF Judgement Day is scheduled for one fall with a
20 minute time limit.
["Blood on the Ice" by Anvil comes on the PA.]
DJ: Introducing first, from the Arctic Circle, weighing 350 pounds, Tuk Tuk
the Eskimo!
[The arena is illuminated by blue lights as Tuk Tuk makes his way down
to the ring. The crowd boos loudly.]
JH: They should have made this a three way with Coldblooded to keep with the
theme of this match.
["Back in Black" by AC/DC comes on the PA.]
DJ: His opponent, from Siberia City, Russia, weighing 245 pounds, Siberia!
[The arena is still illuminated by the blue lights. The fans cheer
Siberia on as he enters the ring.]
RA: These two men getting ready to lock up.
JH: Wouldn't they be dying from heatstroke by now?
RA: You trying to break kayfabe?
JH: Kayfabe? Never heard of him? he wrestle here too?
RA: This match is about ready to begin.
[They lock up.
Siberia nails Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with a piledriver.
Siberia is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Siberia runs into the ropes.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo hits Siberia with an elbow.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo runs into the ropes.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo hits the Running Forearm Smash on Siberia.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is responding to Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.]
RA: An early near fall, and Tuk Tuk getting a reaction from the crowd.
JH: Tuk Tuk, it looks like rain.
RK: And you yell at *me* for dated references.
RA: OK, that's enough.
RK: He took that off of Winnie the Pooh for crying out loud.
[Tuk Tuk The Eskimo executes a piledriver on Siberia.
Siberia executes a belly-to-back suplex on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
Siberia takes Tuk Tuk The Eskimo down with a DDT.
Siberia goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Tuk Tuk The Eskimo blocks it.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo goes for a piledriver, but Siberia counters it with
a backdrop.
Siberia goes for the STF, but Tuk Tuk The Eskimo blocks it.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo hits an elbowsmash on Siberia.]
RA: This one has been fairly even so far.
RK: I'd hope so if they want a good match.
JH: That doesn't mean it's a good match. it just means they suck about the
same.
[Tuk Tuk The Eskimo hits Siberia.
Siberia chops Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
The crowd whoos.]
JH: When'd we get to South Philly?
[Tuk Tuk The Eskimo hits Siberia.
Siberia punches Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
Siberia takes Tuk Tuk The Eskimo down with a forearm to the back.
Siberia hits Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with a fisherman suplex.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
Siberia is getting a good reaction from the crowd.]
RA: Siberia got two off of that cradle suplex, and the crowd is getting into
it.
RK: Well, this crowd is under the impression that they're seeing a good match.
JH: It's like Eric Bischoff brainwashing.
[Siberia lifts both arms while making fists.
Siberia is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Siberia takes Tuk Tuk The Eskimo down with a tiger suplex.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
RA: Double chickenwing into a bridge suplex, and the crowd is really behind
Siberia.
JH: They must be pressed for wrestling here in Santa Fe then.
[Siberia whips Tuk Tuk The Eskimo into the ropes, but Tuk Tuk The Eskimo
reverses it.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo misses with an elbow.]
RA: Siberia bounding off the other side of the ring.
[Siberia hits Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with a kick.]
RA: Tuk Tuk dropped his head, and Siberia took advantage of it.
RK: That's the first thing they teach you. Never take your eyes off your
opponent.
JH: No, the first thing they teach you is never call Gene Okerlund's hotline.
RA: You know who the NWO's spy in WCW is?
JH: Mark Madden.
RA: Will you stop?
JH: No.
[Siberia runs into the ropes.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo hits Siberia with a shoulderblock.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Siberia
counters it with a facerake.
Siberia hits Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with the Stinger Splash.
Siberia executes a diving shoulderblock on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
The crowd is really behind Siberia.
Siberia hits Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with a moonsault.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is going crazy.]
RA: Listen to this crowd cheer Siberia on.
JH: Who's the heel in this match?
RK: Does it matter?
JH: Not like it used to.
[Siberia uses a legsweep faceslam on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
Siberia lifts both arms while making fists.
Siberia has the crowd going wild.
Siberia goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Tuk Tuk The Eskimo blocks it.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo takes Siberia down with a hiptoss.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo uses a bodyslam on Siberia.]
RA: Tuk Tuk finally getting an advantage.
JH: About time.
[Siberia takes Tuk Tuk The Eskimo down with a piledriver.
Siberia is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]
RK: And it didn't last long.
RA: Siberia dominating on the near fall count.
JH: but it only matters who gets the three count.
[Siberia throws Tuk Tuk The Eskimo out of the ring.
Matt Compton counts: one, two, three, four, Tuk Tuk The Eskimo
reenters the ring.
Siberia hits a legsweep faceslam on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
Siberia nails Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with a jawbreaker.
Siberia takes Tuk Tuk The Eskimo down with a tiger suplex.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
Siberia complains about a slow count.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
RK: Wait a second. he starts whining, and they cheer?
JH: I think we're in Calgary listening to a Bret Hart interview.
[Siberia executes a splash on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is giving Siberia a standing ovation.]
RA: Maybe they're cheering because Tuk Tuk keeps kicking out.
JH: Uh, no.
[Siberia runs into the ropes.
Siberia and Tuk Tuk The Eskimo get hit with a double clothesline.]
RA: And both men go down.
RK: Quick. Call it a draw so we can get to the good matches.
JH: We're in for a long wait. Sandman vs. Phoenix is the only match on this
entire card worth worrying about.
[Siberia goes for a tiger suplex, but Tuk Tuk The Eskimo blocks it.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo runs into the ropes.
Siberia takes Tuk Tuk The Eskimo down with a superkick.
Siberia is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Siberia uses a fisherman suplex on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]
RA: A couple of quick near falls by Siberia, and it's only a matter of time
now.
[Siberia uses a bridging back suplex on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
Both men's shoulders are on the mat.
Matt Compton counts: One, Siberia lifts a shoulder, two, kickout.]
RK: Siberia came close to pinning himself there.
JH: That would be embarrassing, wouldn't it? To hit a potential finisher and
lose off of it.
RA: It's been done before.
JH: Not by me or anybody smart.
[Tuk Tuk The Eskimo executes an elbowsmash on Siberia.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo kicks Siberia.
The crowd is cheering on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.]
DJ: 5 minutes have gone by, 15 minutes remain.
[Tuk Tuk The Eskimo chops Siberia.
The crowd whoos.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo chops Siberia.
The crowd whoos.]
JH: Somebody needs to tell these fans that Wahoo McDaniel was actually the
first one to use that.
RA: But Ric Flair's more famous for it.
JH: So? Even Flair gets upset when he hears that.
[Siberia chops Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
The chants for Siberia are deafening.
Siberia kicks Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Siberia goes for a piledriver, but Tuk Tuk The Eskimo blocks it.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo whips Siberia into the ropes, but Siberia reverses it.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo hits Siberia with a backdrop.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo executes a hiptoss on Siberia.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo uses a forearm smash on Siberia.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo uses a forearm smash on Siberia.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo goes for a slap, but Siberia blocks it.
Siberia nails Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with the Stinger Splash.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Siberia.
Siberia nails Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with a jawbreaker.
Siberia whips Tuk Tuk The Eskimo into the ropes, but Tuk Tuk The Eskimo
reverses it.
Siberia hits Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with an elbow.]
RA: One of the more successful minutes for Tuk Tuk there.
RK: Shows you just how great Siberia's done tonight.
JH: Siberia's actually shown some good wrestling, but I'm not sure how
successful he'll be in the long run.
[Siberia goes for a piledriver, but Tuk Tuk The Eskimo blocks it.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo nails Siberia with an atomic drop.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo runs into the ropes.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo hits Siberia with a shoulderblock.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo goes for an Indian deathlock, but Siberia blocks it.
Siberia uses a forearm to the back on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
Siberia takes Tuk Tuk The Eskimo down with a belly-to-back suplex.
Siberia uses a forearm to the back on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
Siberia is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]
RA: A near fall, and he's climbing to the top rope.
[Siberia executes a frog splash on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]
RA: And only a count of two.
JH: He didn't hook a leg. Cardinal mistake.
RK: His leg isn't a fish, you can't bait it to hook it.
JH: And you're not a journalist or a good wrestler, so shut up.
[The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Siberia goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Tuk Tuk The Eskimo
counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is cheering on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo throws Siberia out of the ring.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo goes through the ropes.]
RA: And for the first time tonight, we're going to the outside.
JH: I hate this part of it.
RK: Why?
JH: This is wrestling, not beat each other with frying pans.
RA: Be happy you missed the Free for All.
[Tuk Tuk The Eskimo throws Siberia back into the ring.]
RK: What was the point of that?
JH: You got me.
[Tuk Tuk The Eskimo nails Siberia with a facebite.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo throws Siberia out of the ring.
Matt Compton counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Siberia
reenters the ring.]
RA: Siberia returns to the ring.
JH: What that did was give was this Eskimo a chance to recuperate.
RK: And he got to rest too.
JH: I'm gonna hit you with a freaking garbage truck if you don't watch it.
[Tuk Tuk The Eskimo executes a forearm smash on Siberia.
Siberia hits Tuk Tuk The Eskimo with a legsweep faceslam.
Siberia hits a belly-to-back suplex on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
Siberia whips Tuk Tuk The Eskimo into the ropes, but Tuk Tuk The Eskimo
reverses it.
Siberia goes for a superkick, but Tuk Tuk The Eskimo counters it with
a duck-down move.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo whips Siberia into the ropes, but Siberia reverses it.
Siberia hits a superkick on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
The crowd is giving Siberia a standing ovation.
Siberia leaves the ring.
He returns with a frying pan.]
JH: Oh, great.
RA: This one is getting out of control.
RK: Maybe he just wants to fry an egg.
JH: Show me where there's a stove, and I might buy that.
RK: It's New Mexico. It's hot enough to fry an egg.
[Siberia hits him with the frying pan.
Tuk Tuk The Eskimo is busted wide open.
Siberia executes the Stinger Splash on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Siberia.
Siberia hits him with the frying pan.
Siberia gives the sign for the Avalanche.]
RA: He could be going for his finisher.
[Siberia executes the Avalanche on Tuk Tuk The Eskimo.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Siberia goes for the pin.]
RA: This could do it.
[Matt Compton counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Siberia.]
RK: Thank God it's over.
JH: No kidding.
DJ: The winner, in 9:18, is Siberia.
RA: So a great way to kick off this pay-per-view spectacular.
JH: Whatever you say.
RA: We're out of here, ladies and gentlemen, but the action continues.
Enjoy the rest of the show. Let's send you back up to Dean Oberman
[Screen cuts to Dean Oberman in the control center.]
DO: Thank you guys. Well we just saw a great match involving one of the
new wrestlers in the SWF. And we still have a lot of action to come.
Including the 5 title matches. Now I mentioned Siberia as one of the
new wrestlers in the SWF. President Frenck has gone out and gotten some
more great wrestlers. In the upcoming weeks, you'll see King Cobra, a
former IWF wrestler, a hot new tag team by the name of The Gods of
Destruction. also from north of the border, The Canadian Bash Brothers.
And also from Britain, Sean "The Duke" McKenzie. and of course, the
strange and mysterious Headhunter. You can keep up with all of the
latest news at the SWF homepage, at
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Alley/7415/swf.html Wow, that's a
long address. Now let's send you down to Donald McRonald and Lionheart
Louis.
[Screen cuts to a shot of three men sitting at a table near ringside.]
DMcR: Welcome folks. I'm Donald McRonald, with my co-hosts, Lionheart
Louis, and Tony Iozzo. Lionheart Louis, is of course the man that had a
short lived career back in the UEA days. And Tony Iozzo, well, he's just
some smuck we picked off the street.
TI: I am the greatest wrestler that every lived!
LL: Where'd you wrestle, Tony?
TI: I used to wrestle on the school grounds back in elementary school.
They called me the nut-cracker! I was the best!
LL: This is just great, Donald. Don't we get qualified individuals
requesting jobs around here? Why do we pick guys off the street?
DMcR: It's better then that homeless guy we found for one show.
LL: Good point.
DMcR: Our first match here will be Fatal Fury against Coldblooded!
Let's go to ring announcer Rick Ascott.
RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first,
from parts unknown, weighing in at 289 pounds, here is Coldblooded!!
[The lights flicker as "Hail Mary" by Makaveli blares. Coldblooded
makes his way down to the ring as the crowd cheers him on.]
RA: And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 294
pounds, here is Fatal Fury!!
[Red lights flash as "And Justice For All" by Metallica blares. Teh
crowd boos as he enters the ring.]
DMcR: Both men are in the ring and the bell has rung.
[They lock up.
Fatal Fury kicks Coldblooded.
The crowd is responding to Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury punches Coldblooded.
A few fans are cheering on Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury nails Coldblooded with an elbowsmash.
Coldblooded hits Fatal Fury with a brain buster.]
LL: A brain buster with not even a minute underway. Fatal Fury is stunned.
[Coldblooded goes for a moonsault, but Fatal Fury counters it with a knee
pull-up.
Fatal Fury nails Coldblooded with a double underhook suplex.
Fatal Fury throws Coldblooded out of the ring.
Fatal Fury goes through the ropes.
Fatal Fury knocks Coldblooded into the ringpost.
A small "Fatal Fury" chant is being started.
Fatal Fury whips Coldblooded into the guardrail.
Mark Matarese counts: 1.
Fatal Fury nails Coldblooded with a double underhook suplex.]
TI: What a great move outside!
[Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.
The crowd is responding to Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury sets up a table.
Fatal Fury knocks Coldblooded into the ringsteps.
Fatal Fury is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Fatal Fury sets up Coldblooded on the table.
Fatal Fury tries to drive Coldblooded through the table with a DDT, but he
blocks it.
Mark Matarese counts: 2.
Mark Matarese counts: 3.]
DMcR: That's some weird counting by the ref.
[Coldblooded throws Fatal Fury back into the ring.]
LL: Coldblooded was getting destroyed out there, and smartly moves this
back into the ring where he had more success.
[Coldblooded runs into the ropes.
Coldblooded nails Fatal Fury with a flying clothesline.
Coldblooded is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Coldblooded goes for a German suplex, but Fatal Fury counters it with
a backward kick.
Fatal Fury goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Coldblooded blocks
it.
Coldblooded places Fatal Fury on the turnbuckle.
Coldblooded executes a belly-to-back superplex on Fatal Fury.
Coldblooded hits Fatal Fury.
Coldblooded hits Fatal Fury.
Coldblooded runs into the ropes.
Coldblooded hits Fatal Fury with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury falls out of the ring.]
DMcR: A huge clothesline sends Fatal Fury over the ropes and out of the
ring! That had to hurt!
TI: Wow, that was cool.
[Coldblooded goes through the ropes.
Mark Matarese counts: 1.
Coldblooded reenters the ring.
Fatal Fury follows him back in.]
DMcR: Coldblooded remembered the beating he got outside of the ring last
time, so he just walks right back into the ring making sure FF follows.
[Coldblooded goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Fatal Fury counters it
with a DDT.
Fatal Fury is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Fatal Fury is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, kickout.]
TI: Yeah right!
[Fatal Fury uses a Gorilla Press on Coldblooded.
Fatal Fury catches Coldblooded in a double chickenwing submission.
Coldblooded is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Coldblooded reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Fatal Fury hits a DDT on Coldblooded.
The crowd is really behind Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury goes for a running powerslam, but Coldblooded blocks it.
Coldblooded throws Fatal Fury out of the ring.
Coldblooded goes through the ropes.
Coldblooded hits Fatal Fury with a brain buster.
Fatal Fury is busted wide open.]
TI: Wow, blood!
LL: A brain buster outside the ring area cuts FF. This will be a good
advantage for Coldblooded.
[They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mark Matarese counts: 1.
Mark Matarese counts: 2.
Coldblooded reenters the ring.
Fatal Fury follows him back in.
Fatal Fury brings the table into the ring.]
DMcR: Fatal Fury bringing in a table? He looks to be in good shape.
Coldblooded has not been able to do much damage thus far, but you gotta
think that blood isn't helping FFs wrestling match.
[Coldblooded whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
Coldblooded takes Fatal Fury down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Coldblooded is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Coldblooded hits Fatal Fury with a powerslam.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.]
LL: Almost a quick win by Coldblooded! FF looks stunned.
[The crowd is really behind Coldblooded.
Coldblooded uses a swinging neckbreaker on Fatal Fury.
The crowd is really behind Coldblooded.
Coldblooded whips Fatal Fury into the ropes, but Fatal Fury reverses it.
Fatal Fury gets a chokehold on Coldblooded.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three, four.
Fatal Fury sets up Coldblooded on the table.
Fatal Fury executes an elbowdrop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Fatal Fury.]
TI: Wow, cool!
LL: Is that all you say? FF breaking the rules, but getting the job done.
Coldblooded looks hurt, and now FF is going for the pin.
[Fatal Fury is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.]
DMcR: That wasn't enough, Louis, but Coldblooded looks really hurt. He's
hanging on to that back.
[Coldblooded whips Fatal Fury into the turnbuckle.
Coldblooded runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Coldblooded runs into the ropes.
Fatal Fury gets a chokehold on Coldblooded.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three.]
LL: Coldblooded was trying to build an offense, but he was moving too slow.
[Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three, four.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three, four.]
TI: Wow, cool!
[Fatal Fury kicks Coldblooded.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury chops Coldblooded.]
DMcR: This is just insult to injury.
[The crowd erupts.
Fatal Fury kicks Coldblooded.
The chants for Fatal Fury are deafening.
Fatal Fury locks Coldblooded in a cobra clutch.
Coldblooded reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.
The chants for Fatal Fury are deafening.]
LL: FF yelling at the crowd, and they just go nuts!
[Fatal Fury locks Coldblooded in a figure-four leglock.
Coldblooded is struggling to reach the ropes.
Coldblooded reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.]
DMcR: Some strategy by FF. Some holds to further wear Coldblooded down.
LL: Coldblooded is hurt though. He needs to do something quick.
[Fatal Fury whips Coldblooded into the ropes.
Fatal Fury hits a reverse neckbreaker on Coldblooded.
The crowd erupts.
Coldblooded hits a DDT on Fatal Fury.
Coldblooded has the crowd going wild.
Coldblooded nails Fatal Fury with a kick to the midsection.
Coldblooded nails Fatal Fury with a powerslam.
Mark Matarese counts: One, kickout.]
LL: Coldblooded gets some energy into this match, but it's not even close.
[Coldblooded has the crowd going wild.
Coldblooded hits Fatal Fury with a Tombstone.
The chants for Coldblooded are deafening.
Coldblooded takes Fatal Fury down with a dropkick to the knee.
Coldblooded goes for a figure-four leglock, but Fatal Fury counters it with
a kick-off.
Fatal Fury locks Coldblooded in a hangman.
Coldblooded is struggling to reach the ropes.
Fatal Fury lets go after 20 seconds.
Fatal Fury executes the Furious Fall on Coldblooded.]
DMcR: FFs finisher!
[The crowd is on its feet cheering for Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury goes for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving Fatal Fury a standing ovation.]
RA: The winner after 6:55, is Fatal Fury.
DMcR: A good win by FF. He took control of the match, used some smarts in
the ring, and just outwrestled Coldblooded.
LL: After almost 7 minutes of wrestling, it was a quick victory. Up next
is Gods Tears, and Rock 'n Roll Animal. Where does SWF get these guys?
RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first,
being led to the ring by his manager, Jukebox Hero, from Cleveland,
Ohio, weighing in at 237 pounds, here is Rock 'n Roll Animal!!
["I Love Rock & Roll" By Joan Jett blares. Lasers form musical notes on
the floor as the two men make their way to the ring. The crowd goes
crazy.]
RA: And his opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 280 pounds,
here is Gods Tears!!
["Pins & Needles" by Liquid Sex Decay blares. Gods Tears emerges from
the entrance. Lasers shoot all around him. Gods Tears then makes his
way to the ring. The fans boo loudly.]
DMcR: The fans don't seem to be too fond of Gods Tears.
[They lock up.
Gods Tears locks Rock 'n Roll Animal in a choke against the ropes.
Sam Walken counts: One, two, three.]
TI: Wow, God Tears is smart!
[Gods Tears nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with a jawbreaker.
Gods Tears catches Rock 'n Roll Animal in a choke against the ropes.
Sam Walken counts: One, two, three.
Sam Walken counts: One, two, three.]
LL: It's unfortunate to see wrestlers use this type of wrestling strategy.
DMcR: He's setting up the type of match this will be right off the bat.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a punch, but Gods Tears blocks it.
Gods Tears hits a kick to the midsection on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Gods Tears takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a European uppercut.
Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Gods Tears down with a dropkick.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits a bodyslam on Gods Tears.
Rock 'n Roll Animal locks Gods Tears in the STF.
Gods Tears is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Gods Tears is struggling to reach the ropes.
Gods Tears reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.]
DMcR: RnR is able to change the flow of the match.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Gods Tears down with a swinging punch.
Rock 'n Roll Animal runs into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Gods Tears with a shoulderblock.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a slingshot splash, but Gods Tears counters it
with a roll away.
Gods Tears hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a kneedrop.
Gods Tears nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with a faceslam.
A small "Gods Tears" chant is being started.
Gods Tears is going for the pin.
Sam Walken counts: One, shoulder up.]
TI: Not even close!
[Gods Tears executes a Japanese armdrag takedown on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Gods Tears takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a punch.
Gods Tears uses a legsweep on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Gods Tears whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes, but Rock 'n Roll Animal
reverses it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Gods Tears with a kick.
Rock 'n Roll Animal nails Gods Tears with a stomp.
Rock 'n Roll Animal runs into the ropes.]
LL: It's been going back and forth.
[Gods Tears and Rock 'n Roll Animal get hit with a double clothesline.
Gods Tears hits a dropkick to the knee on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal runs into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Gods Tears with an elbow.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Gods Tears into the ropes, but Gods Tears
reverses it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a bodyslam on Gods Tears.
Rock 'n Roll Animal throws Gods Tears out of the ring.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes through the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes the Revolution #9 on Gods Tears
on the concrete floor.
Gods Tears is out cold.]
DMcR: Oh my!
LL: Gods Tears is out cold! RnR could have just won the match right there.
[The crowd doesn't seem to care.
Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Gods Tears down with a legsweep.
Sam Walken counts: 1.
Sam Walken counts: 2.
Sam Walken counts: 3.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Gods Tears into the guardrail.
Sam Walken counts: 4.]
DMcR: RnR not caring. Gods Tears isn't moving.
[Sam Walken counts: 5.
Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Gods Tears down with a stomp.
Rock 'n Roll Animal air guitars.
The crowd doesn't seem to care.]
LL: RnR unable to get the crowd into this game, even when he's completely
dominating the match.
[They're brawling inside the ring area.
Sam Walken counts: 6.
Gods Tears is busted wide open.
Rock 'n Roll Animal sets up a table.]
DMcR: This can't be good for GT.
[Sam Walken counts: 7.
Rock 'n Roll Animal sets up Gods Tears on the table.
Rock 'n Roll Animal tries to drive Gods Tears through the table with
an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
Gods Tears reenters the ring.]
LL: GT finally waking up. He just saved himself a sure lose right there.
DMcR: RnR is really holding on to that elbow.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal follows him back in.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Gods Tears with a powerslam.
A few fans are cheering on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal air guitars.
There's a small reaction to Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for the Revolution #9, but Gods Tears counters it
with a roll away.
Gods Tears takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a legsweep.
Gods Tears is going for the pin.
Sam Walken counts: One, two, kickout.
Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Gods Tears down with a bodyslam.
Rock 'n Roll Animal air guitars.
A few fans are cheering on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Gods Tears gouges his eyes.]
LL: GT unable to wrestle without breaking the rules.
[There's a small reaction to Gods Tears.
Gods Tears executes the Hurt on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
A small "Gods Tears" chant is being started.
Gods Tears goes for the pin.
Sam Walken counts: One, two, three.
Gods Tears is getting a good reaction from the crowd.]
DMcR: And just like that, GT wins!
LL: That was very unexpected. RnR had GT hurt bad, but he got too cocky.
It cost him the match.
RA: The winner, after 6:05, Gods Tears.
DMcR: Well, that's it for us. For Lionheart Louis and Tony Iozzo, I'm
Donald McRonald saying goodnight, and enjoy the rest of the PPV! Back
to you Dean!
[screen cuts back to Dean Oberman in the control center]
DO: Thank you guys. Wow what great matches. And it's only going to get
better, because we still have 5, that's right, 5 title matches. And
let's head on down to Rino Barino and Mike Avezedo for the first of our
title matches.
[Screen cuts back to the broadcast booth near the ring.]
MA: Thank you Dean! What an honor it is to be here for Judgement Day.
Are you ready for this first title match Rino?
RB: Why do you think I'm here.
MA: Our next match scheduled is for the International title!
RB: We will see the Rockin' Rebel Vs Trinity member Equalizer.
RA: The following match is for the International title. Introducing
first, being led to the ring by his manager, Heavy Metal, from Toronto,
Canada, weighing in at 284 pounds, here is Rockin' Rebel!!
["2X4" by Metallica begins to play as the Rockin' Rebel and Heavy Metal make
their way to the ring. When he enters the ring, Fireworks are launched
from all four ringposts.]
MA: Here comes the challenger now!
RB: Look at the Rebel he looks determined as you walks to the ring quickly
and gives the fans the finger on his way down that aisle.
MA: The Rockin' Rebel is listed here as being 6'6" and weighing 284 pounds.
Well he be the next International Champion?
RA: And his opponent, being led to the ring by his manager, Mickey Dee, from
Kingston, Canada, weighing in at 275 pounds here is the SWF International
Champion, The Equalizer!!
["Electric Chair" by Prince blares as the lights dim. Equalizer and
Mickey Dee emerge from the entrance. Several fireworks are shot off as
the two men head to the ring. The crowd boos loudly.]
RB: HERE COMES THE CHAMPION!
MA: He looks determined and ready as he walks down the aisle and raises his
hand.
RB: The Equalizer is only 5'11 and weighs 275 pounds. As you can see the
challenger is a bigger man.
MA: The Equalizer steps into the ring and we're off.
[They lock up.
Rockin' Rebel executes a stomachbreaker on Equalizer.
Rockin' Rebel goes for a stomachbreaker, but Equalizer blocks it.
Equalizer runs into the ropes.
Rockin' Rebel hits Equalizer with a backdrop.
Rockin' Rebel hits Equalizer with a stomachbreaker.]
RB: Rockin' Rebel gives the crowd the finger.
MA: What was the point of that? These people pay good money to come here and
watch him.
RB: No they pay money to see the Trinity!
[Rockin' Rebel is getting a good reaction from the crowd.]
RB: Go figure! After he gives then the finger.
[Rockin' Rebel puts Equalizer in a scorpion deathlock.]
RB: Equalizer is valiantly trying to break the hold.
MA: Equalizer is inching his way towards the ropes.
RB: Equalizer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds.
[Rockin' Rebel leaves the ring.
He returns with the Electric Guitar.]
RB: He's getting desperate already.
[Rockin' Rebel takes a swing at Equalizer with the Electric Guitar, but he
gets out of the way.
Equalizer snatches the Electric Guitar from him.
Equalizer hits him with the Electric Guitar.]
RB: Good the Rebel deserved that.
MA: The crowd is cheering on Equalizer.
[Equalizer hits Rockin' Rebel with a jack-knife power bomb.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, kickout.
Equalizer leaves the ring.
He returns with brass knuckles.
Equalizer hits him with the knuckles.]
MA: This crowd is going crazy.
[Dave Rutger throws the knuckles out of the ring.]
MA: YA! After the damage is done.
[Equalizer hits a backbreaker on Rockin' Rebel.
Equalizer nails Rockin' Rebel with a faceslam.
Equalizer goes for a punch, but Rockin' Rebel reverses it.
Rockin' Rebel nails Equalizer with a spin kick.
Rockin' Rebel gets a chokehold on Equalizer.]
RB: Dave Rutger counts: One, two, three, four.
MA: Dave Rutger counts: One, two, three.
[Dave Rutger counts: One, two, three, four.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, three.
Rockin' Rebel hits a bodyslam on Equalizer.
Equalizer nails Rockin' Rebel with a Russian legsweep.
Equalizer takes Rockin' Rebel down with a dragon suplex.]
MA: Both men's shoulders are on the mat.
[Dave Rutger counts: One, Equalizer lifts a shoulder, two, shoulder up.]
MA: These chants for Equalizer are deafening.
[Equalizer goes for a spinning toe hold, but Rockin' Rebel counters it with
a throw-off.
Rockin' Rebel takes Equalizer down with a spinning DDT.]
MA: He nailed him with that DDT.
MA: There are lots of chants for Rockin' Rebel.
RB: This crowd is confused. They don't know who to cheer for.
[Equalizer executes a dragon suplex on Rockin' Rebel.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, kickout.
Equalizer hits a bridging back suplex on Rockin' Rebel.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, kickout.
Equalizer uses a punch on Rockin' Rebel.
Equalizer goes for a Frankensteiner from the top rope, but Rockin' Rebel
counters it with a power bomb.]
MA: Power bomb.
RB: Here's the pin.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, kickout.
[Rockin' Rebel goes for a power bomb, but Equalizer blocks it.
Equalizer takes Rockin' Rebel down with a back suplex.
Equalizer hits an enzuigiri on Rockin' Rebel.
Equalizer nails Rockin' Rebel with a power bomb.]
MA: Looks like the Equalizer has the upper hand at the moment.
RB: Here's the pin.
[Dave Rutger counts: One, two, kickout.]
MA: Equalizer has the crowd going wild.
[Equalizer hits a Frankensteiner on Rockin' Rebel.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, kickout.
Equalizer catches Rockin' Rebel in the STF.
Rockin' Rebel is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Rockin' Rebel is struggling to reach the ropes.
Rockin' Rebel reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds.]
MA: That STF took it's toll on the Rebel!
RB: Equalizer leaves the ring.
MA: He returns with a keyboard.
[Equalizer takes a swing at Rockin' Rebel with the keyboard, but he
gets out of the way.
Rockin' Rebel snatches the keyboard from him.]
MA: What kind of damage will a keyboard do?
[Rockin' Rebel hits him with the keyboard.
There are lots of chants for Rockin' Rebel.
Dave Rutger throws the keyboard out of the ring.
Equalizer hits a chop on Rockin' Rebel.
Equalizer goes for a backbreaker, but Rockin' Rebel blocks it.
Rockin' Rebel executes an earringer on Equalizer.
Rockin' Rebel uses a jumping DDT on Equalizer.]
RB: The Rebel finally getting some serious offence going.
[There are lots of chants for Rockin' Rebel.
Rockin' Rebel nails Equalizer with a reverse neckbreaker.
There are lots of chants for Rockin' Rebel.
Rockin' Rebel hits Equalizer with a spinning DDT.
The crowd is going crazy.
Rockin' Rebel whips Equalizer into the ropes.
Equalizer hits Rockin' Rebel with a backdrop.
Equalizer whips Rockin' Rebel into the ropes, but Rockin' Rebel reverses it.
Equalizer misses with a clothesline.
Equalizer misses with a shoulderblock.]
RB: Looks like the champ is in trouble.
[Equalizer hits Rockin' Rebel with a kick.
Equalizer whips Rockin' Rebel into the ropes.
Rockin' Rebel misses with an elbow.
Equalizer gets an armbar submission on Rockin' Rebel.
Rockin' Rebel is struggling to reach the ropes.
Rockin' Rebel reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.]
MA: First time I ever saw someone stuck in a armbar for 10 seconds.
[Equalizer throws Rockin' Rebel out of the ring.
Equalizer goes through the ropes.
The crowd is giving Equalizer a standing ovation.
Dave Rutger counts: 1.]
RB: Equalizer is handed a fire extinguisher.
MA: Equalizer hits him with the fire extinguisher.
RB: Equalizer hits him with the fire extinguisher again.
MA: This match is getting violent.
[Equalizer sets up a table.
Equalizer hits him with a fire extinguisher.]
RB: Rockin' Rebel is busted wide open.
[Equalizer whips Rockin' Rebel into the guardrail.
Equalizer goes for an armbar submission, but Rockin' Rebel blocks it.
Rockin' Rebel reenters the ring.
Equalizer follows him back in.]
MA: Rockin' Rebel is bleeding profusely.
[Rockin' Rebel goes for a spinebuster slam, but Equalizer counters it with a
kneelift.
Equalizer gives the sign for the Face Plant.
Equalizer executes the Face Plant on Rockin' Rebel.]
MA: The crowd is going into a frenzy.
RB: Equalizer goes for the pin.
[Dave Rutger counts: One, two, three.]
RB: Equalizer successfully defends his title!
MA: Well regardless what happens, looks like the Equalizer will leave here with
one belt anyway.
RB: The crowd is giving Equalizer a standing ovation.
MA: Here is the official word. The winner of the match is Equalizer. In a time
of 6:25.
RB: Our next match is Jagged Edge Vs the Original Gangsta. This match is
going to be violent. Especially after Jagged Edge lost his wife!
MA: I think Edge is going to slaughter this guy.
RB: Well see what happens.
RA: This next match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from
Denver, Colorado, weighing in at 287 pounds, here is Jagged Edge!!
["Crossroads" by Bones Thug 'n Harmony begins to blare over the speakers as
Jagged Edge struts his way to the ring. Lasers shoot all around him as
he stands in the ring.]
MA: You can see that the absence of Kim Kelly is bothering Edge.
RB: Edge now awaiting the entrance of the O.G.
RA: His opponent, being led to the ring by his manager, Mr. Bone
Breaker, weighing in at 242 pounds, here is The Original Gangsta!!
["Is there a Heaven for a Gangsta" by Master P begins to play as The Original
Gangsta and his manager Mr. Bone Breaker make there way to the ring.
Strobe lights flash as the two enter the ring.]
MA: Here comes the 6'2 243 pound Philadelphia citizen!
RB: This is going to be a great match. Look for Edge to take total control of
the match early.
MA: They lock up.
[Jagged Edge goes for a spinning power bomb, but The Original Gangsta
counters it with a bulldog headlock.]
MA: Nice counter by O.G.
[The Original Gangsta nails Jagged Edge with a Russian legsweep.
The crowd is cheering on The Original Gangsta.
The Original Gangsta is going for the pin.
Peter Campbell counts: One, two, kickout.]
RB: WOW I was wrong it's O.G. who is taking control early.
[The Original Gangsta executes a tiger suplex on Jagged Edge.
Peter Campbell counts: One, two, kickout.]
MA: O.G. trying to end this early.
[The Original Gangsta whips Jagged Edge into the ropes, but Jagged Edge
reverses it.
The Original Gangsta hits Jagged Edge with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The crowd is cheering on The Original Gangsta.
The Original Gangsta goes for a snap suplex, but Jagged Edge blocks it.
Jagged Edge attempts to place The Original Gangsta on the turnbuckle, but
The Original Gangsta blocks it.
Jagged Edge places The Original Gangsta on the turnbuckle.]
MA: Looks like Edge is setting him up for the belly-to-back superplex.
[Jagged Edge executes a belly-to-back superplex on The Original
Gangsta.]
RB: For the first time your right Azevedo!
[Jagged Edge is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Jagged Edge goes for a front slam, but The Original Gangsta counters it with
a roundhouse right.
The Original Gangsta whips Jagged Edge into the ropes.
Jagged Edge misses with a clothesline.
Jagged Edge takes The Original Gangsta down with a Gorilla Press.]
MA: Jagged Edge displaying his strength.
RB: Hey! Remember Edge was the SWF World Champion before the cheater won it.
[Jagged Edge takes The Original Gangsta down with a choke slam.
Jagged Edge executes a backspin DDT on The Original Gangsta.]
RB: Jagged Edge is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
[Jagged Edge uses a Gorilla Press on The Original Gangsta.
The crowd is responding to Jagged Edge.
The Original Gangsta takes Jagged Edge down with a Russian legsweep.
The Original Gangsta is going for the pin.
Peter Campbell counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
RB: Again O.G. goes for the pin.
[The Original Gangsta nails Jagged Edge with a kneebreaker.
The Original Gangsta executes a double underhook piledriver on Jagged
Edge.]
MA: The Original Gangsta looks to me like he is not going to go down without
a fight.
RB: The crowd is cheering on The Original Gangsta.
[The Original Gangsta is going for the pin.
Peter Campbell counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jagged Edge executes a front slam on The Original Gangsta.]
MA: A small "Jagged Edge" chant is being started.
[Jagged Edge whips The Original Gangsta into the ropes.
Jagged Edge hits The Original Gangsta with a clothesline.
Jagged Edge executes a jack-knife power bomb on The Original Gangsta.]
MA: Here's the pin.
[Peter Campbell counts: One, two, kickout.
Jagged Edge throws The Original Gangsta out of the ring.]
RB: Looks like Edge is getting frustrated.
[Jagged Edge goes through the ropes.
A small "Jagged Edge" chant is being started.
Jagged Edge sets up a table.
Jagged Edge goes for a punch, but The Original Gangsta blocks it.]
MA: Peter Campbell counts: 1.
RB: Peter Campbell counts: 2.
[The Original Gangsta knocks Jagged Edge into the ringsteps.
The Original Gangsta is getting a good reaction from the crowd.]
MA: This match is going to get even uglier.
[The Original Gangsta sets up Jagged Edge on the table.
The Original Gangsta executes a brain buster through the table.]
RB: BRAIN BUSTER through the table.
MA: Edge is hurt!
[The table is broken in half.
The chants for The Original Gangsta are deafening.
The Original Gangsta whips Jagged Edge into the guardrail.
The Original Gangsta whips Jagged Edge into the guardrail.
Jagged Edge is busted wide open.]
MA: O.G. is trying to end Jagged Edge's career.
[The Original Gangsta knocks Jagged Edge into the ringsteps.
The Original Gangsta whips Jagged Edge into the guardrail.
The Original Gangsta takes Jagged Edge down with a gutwrench suplex.
The Original Gangsta whips Jagged Edge into the guardrail.]
RB: Even I can't believe this!
MA: Peter Campbell counts: 3.
RB: Peter Campbell counts: 4.
[The Original Gangsta is handed brass knuckles.]
MA: OH OH!
RB: The Original Gangsta hits him with the knuckles.
[The crowd is behind The Original Gangsta all the way.
The Original Gangsta uses a Frankensteiner on Jagged Edge.]
MA: Edge hasn't moved for a while.
RB: Peter Campbell counts: 5.
[The Original Gangsta reenters the ring.
Jagged Edge follows him back in.
Jagged Edge brings the knuckles into the ring.
The Original Gangsta hits Jagged Edge with a reverse neckbreaker.
The Original Gangsta is going for the pin.
Peter Campbell counts: One, two, in the ropes...]
MA: Luckily for Edge that the ropes where close by, or this thing would have
been over!
[The Original Gangsta hits a belly-to-back suplex on Jagged Edge.
The Original Gangsta hits him with the knuckles.]
MA: Those brass knuckles are deranging Edge's face.
[The crowd is behind The Original Gangsta all the way.
Peter Campbell throws the knuckles out of the ring.]
MA: It's about time!
[The Original Gangsta goes for a kneebreaker, but Jagged Edge counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Jagged Edge goes for a DDT, but The Original Gangsta counters it with a low
blow.
The Original Gangsta nails Jagged Edge with a Northern Lights suplex.]
MA: Another pin by O.G.
[Peter Campbell counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Original Gangsta hits a backbreaker on Jagged Edge.]
RB: Jagged Edge is bleeding profusely.
[The Original Gangsta throws Jagged Edge out of the ring.
The Original Gangsta goes through the ropes.]
MA: He is trying to hurt Edge!
RB: I don't think O.G. even cares if he wins this match or not.
[The Original Gangsta is handed brass knuckles.]
MA: O.G. has those Brass Knuckles again!
[The Original Gangsta hits him with the knuckles.
The crowd is behind The Original Gangsta all the way.
The Original Gangsta reenters the ring.
Jagged Edge follows him back in.
The Original Gangsta goes for a German suplex, but Jagged Edge blocks it.
Jagged Edge goes for a roundhouse right, but The Original Gangsta blocks it.
The Original Gangsta hits a side suplex on Jagged Edge.]
MA: The Original Gangsta executes the Gangsta's Paradise on Jagged Edge.
RB: That's it! If he gets up after all this and O.G.'s finisher, I QUIT!
MA: The crowd erupts as The Original Gangsta goes for the pin.
[Peter Campbell counts: One, two, three.]
RB: I knew it!
MA: O.G. has pulled off an upset!
RA: Here is your winner, The Original Gangsta!
RB: O.G. just manhandle Jagged Edge!
MA: The official time is now in.
RB: It only took O.G. 6:10 seconds to dispose of Jagged Edge.
MA: The crowd is going into a frenzy as the they see O.G. celebrate.
RB: What a night it has been so far.
MA: Our next match is for the American Title!!!!
RB: We will see Desperado and Trinity member Pagan duke it out.
MA: If Pagan some how wins this match all three member of the Trinity will
hold a title each!
RA: The following match is for the SWF American Title. Introducing
first, being led to the ring by his manager, Destiny, from New Orleans,
Louisiana, weighing in at 246 pounds, here is Pagan!!
["Death Wish" by Christian Death begins to play as the lights dim and smoke
fills the arena. Upon entering the ring, PAGAN lights a circle of candles
and stands in the center. Taking a small dagger into his right hand, he
slowly moves clockwise to open the circle. After a match is over, PAGAN
stands with one foot upon his victim, once again takes his dagger into
his right hand, and moves counter clockwise to close the circle.]
RA: And his opponent, from Amarillo, Texas, weighing in at 270 pounds,
here is Desperado!!
[American Pie Part 1 begins to play as the 6 foot 7 inches of Desperado make
his way to the ring. Several fireworks as he enters the ring.]
MA: It's the American Champion!!!!
RB: Azevedo, who where you expecting?
MA: Look at Desperado scrawling at the fans as he makes his way to the ring.
RB: Desperado is in the ring mouthing off to some fans in the ring.
RB: If I where Desperado I would bail out of this match.
MA: That's why you where never a champion.
[They lock up.
Desperado whips Pagan into the ropes.
Pagan and Desperado get hit with a double clothesline.
Pagan runs into the ropes.
Desperado hits Pagan with a kick.
Desperado whips Pagan into the ropes, but Pagan reverses it.
Pagan goes for a spinning backbreaker, but Desperado counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Desperado chops Pagan.]
MA: Both men testing each other out.
[The crowd is cheering on Desperado.
Desperado kicks Pagan.
The crowd is cheering on Desperado.
Desperado goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Pagan blocks it.
Pagan hits Desperado with a side suplex.
Pagan hits Desperado with a spinning backbreaker.
Pagan nails Desperado with a swinging neckbreaker.
Pagan catches Desperado in the STF.]
RB: Pagan all over Desperado!
MA: What do you expect Desperado's knee must be killing him.
[Desperado reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.]
MA: Pagan locks Desperado in a camel clutch.
[Desperado is struggling to reach the ropes.]
RB: Pagan lets go after 17 seconds.
[Pagan goes for a side suplex, but Desperado blocks it.
Desperado nails Pagan with a side suplex.
Desperado chops Pagan.
The crowd is cheering on Desperado.
Desperado punches Pagan.
Desperado hits Pagan.
The crowd is responding to Desperado.
Pagan chops Desperado.
Pagan goes for a stomachbreaker, but Desperado blocks it.
Desperado executes a fist to the midsection on Pagan.]
MA: The champion doing anything he can to hold on to his title.
[Desperado hits a thrust kick to the head on Pagan.
A few fans are cheering on Desperado.
Desperado whips Pagan into the ropes.
Pagan misses with a clothesline.
Desperado misses with a clothesline.
Pagan misses with an elbow.
Pagan misses with a clothesline.]
RB: Would somebody hit somebody!
[Desperado hits Pagan with a backdrop.
Desperado places Pagan on the turnbuckle.
Desperado uses a belly-to-belly superplex on Pagan.]
MA: Despy nailed Pagan!
[The crowd is responding to Desperado.
Desperado goes for a spinebuster slam, but Pagan counters it with a kneelift.
Pagan takes Desperado down with a spinning power bomb.]
MA: Here's the pin
[Peter Campbell counts: One, two, kickout.
Pagan complains about a slow count.
The crowd is responding to Pagan.
Pagan locks Desperado in the STF.]
MA: Desperado reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
[Pagan runs into the ropes.
Pagan hits a spinning backbreaker on Desperado.]
RB: Pagan taking control of the match.
MA: The crowd is cheering on Pagan.
[Pagan goes for a swinging punch, but Desperado blocks it.
Desperado takes Pagan down with a short lariat.]
RB: Here's the cover!
[Peter Campbell counts: One, two, kickout.
Desperado complains about a slow count.]
MA: Both men complaining about a slow count.
[Desperado is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Desperado hits Pagan with a slap.
Desperado goes for a full nelson, but Pagan blocks it.
Pagan executes a spinning backbreaker on Desperado.]
MA: The minute Desperado tries to mount some offense. Pagan just nails him
with an aggressive move.
[Pagan is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Pagan hits a takeover suplex on Desperado.
Pagan throws Desperado out of the ring.]
RB: This is where the match gets better.
[Pagan goes through the ropes.
Pagan sets up a table.
Pagan whips Desperado into the guardrail.]
MA: This is insult to injury!
[Pagan goes for a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but Desperado counters it with
an enzuilariato.]
RB: Peter Campbell counts: 1.
MA: Destiny comes from behind, but Desperado nails Destiny.
RB: What kind of a champion hits a woman!
MA: Pagan is handed a Stop sign.
RB: Pagan hits him with the stop sign.
MA: The stop signs has just stopped Desperado dead in his tracks.
RB: HA HA HA funny!
[Pagan throws Desperado back into the ring.
Pagan brings the stop sign into the ring.
Desperado whips Pagan into the ropes.
Pagan hits Desperado with a shoulderblock.
Pagan takes a swing at Desperado with the stop sign, but he gets out of
the way.
Desperado snatches the road sign from him.]
RB: The stop sign is asking both men to stop!
[Desperado hits him with the stop sign.
Desperado hits Pagan with a stomp.
Desperado hits Pagan with a stomachbreaker.
Pagan runs into the ropes.
Desperado hits Pagan with a shoulderblock.
Desperado goes for a slap, but Pagan blocks it.
Pagan hits a stomachbreaker on Desperado.]
MA: Both men going toe to toe!
[Pagan hits him with a stop sign.]
RB: Desperado is busted wide open.
[Pagan goes for a takeover suplex, but Desperado counters it with
a belly-to-belly suplex.
Desperado hits a faceslam on Pagan.
Desperado goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Pagan blocks it.
Pagan hits Desperado.
Pagan kicks Desperado.]
RB: There are lots of chants for Pagan.
[Desperado hits Pagan.
Desperado kicks Pagan.]
MA: Desperado is bleeding like a faucet.
[Desperado takes Pagan down with a stomachbreaker.
Pagan goes for a Tombstone, but Desperado reverses it.
Desperado is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Desperado executes a Vader attack on Pagan.
Desperado hits a gutwrench suplex on Pagan.]
RB: Desperado comes up with two moves out of now where and goes for the pin.
MA: Peter Campbell counts: One,
RB: two,
MA: kickout!
[Desperado goes for a facerake, but Pagan blocks it.
Pagan hits him with the stop sign.
Pagan uses a German suplex on Desperado.
Peter Campbell counts: One, two, kickout.
Pagan hits Desperado with a German suplex.
Peter Campbell counts: One, kickout.]
MA: Desperado in trouble now!
[Pagan locks Desperado in a standing wristlock.
Desperado reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Pagan takes Desperado down with a German suplex.]
MA: Another German suplex!
RB: Here's the pin!
[Peter Campbell counts: One, two, kickout.]
MA: Pagan inches away form becoming the American Champion!
[Pagan hits him with a stop sign.
Pagan executes a stomp on Desperado.
Pagan hits him with a stop sign.
Pagan catches Desperado in a standing wristlock.]
MA: Desperado is struggling to reach the ropes.
RB: Desperado finally reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
[Pagan catches Desperado in a figure-four leglock.]
MA: More damage to that knee!
RB: Desperado's shoulders are on the mat.
[Peter Campbell counts: One, two, three.]
RB: WE HAVE A NEW AMERICAN CHAMPION!! As the crowd is on its feet cheering
for Pagan.
MA: After 7:46 seconds of agony and pain Desperado could take no more.
RB: Every member of the Trinity know holds a title!
MA: For now anyway.
RB: Sandman will hold onto his title. Who's coming down to ringside?
MA: Wait a minute that's Sean O'Brien, Desperado's former manager, or as some
people know him, Red Raven, walking down to ringside.
RB: Desperado sees him and motions him down. O'Brien grabs a
microphone and walks in
Sean O'Brien: So, Despy, how goes it? It seems you've been the 'butt' of
some jokes from Pagan and others.
Desperado: Yeah, and your point is?
Sean O'Brien: My point is...you seem to need my help again.
Desperado: All you did, was cost me matches and make me look bad..
O'Brien: No, my friend. You made yourself look bad. But if you want I can
change that all around.
D: Like I said...OOMPH!!!
[O'Brien kicks Desperado in the stomach. O'Brien then lets loose with a short
clothesline. He starts kicking repeatedly at Desperado's knee and thigh
area.
O'Brien rolls out side and gets a chair. He sets it up in the corner.
O'Brien then picks up Desperado and flings him head first into the chair]
O'Brien: Oh no, you don't need my help, you pitiful excuse for a wrestler, for
a champion, and for a human being. Let's consider this payback for your
little stunt the first time around.
[O'Brien drags Desperado out of the corner by pulling his knee. He drops down
in a spinning toe-hold and cradles Desperado. Desperado tries to kickout and
cries in pain, since the knee is stuck in the toe-hold. O'Brien keeps the
hold on for a minute or 2. He lets it go]
RB: O'Brian is going to blow Desperado's knee!
[O'Brien] Despy, pal, you are now playing a dangerous game. Carlotta's game.
Did it hurt? As for the rest of the SWF. It's pretty obvious to see that when
your main headliner is Doug Bacon and Phoenix, that it's not the biggest league.
Guess what, this league just got a bit 'bigger' cuz you now have one of the
Biggest stars in wrestling, here to kick your asses, 1 by 1.
[O'Brien drops an elbow on the knee of Desperado. Desperado howls in pain.
O'Brien then stands up Desperado next to the ropes. Desperado clings to them,
as he can barely stand. O'Brien grabs the chair and 'clotheslines' Desperado
with the chair over the top rope.
MA: Here comes some medical personal come out to attend to Desperado
O'Brien: That's right. Red Raven has arrived. If you people have anything
to say, lay off the Red Rooster, Red Rover and the Kentucky Fried Raven stuff.
It's been done before and it ain't very original. And folks....ahh nevermind.
You aren't even worth it.
[O'Brien, now known as Red Raven, departs from ringside to a mixed reaction.
He takes a bow and then jumps into the crowd and makes his exit]
MA: I can't believe this Desperado just got manhandled by his former manager.
RB: What a wuss. Getting beat up by his manager.
MA: Well let's send you back to the control center and Dean Oberman.
[Screen cuts back to Dean Oberman in the control center]
DO: Thank you guys. How about that? We have a new American Champion.
And we're guaranteed to have at least one more new champ with the tag
team title match. So let's go to Vance and Johnny for our final three
title matches.
[Screen cuts back to the broadcast booth.]
VM: Thank you Dean. Well Johnny and I are here to broadcast this next match.
We're gonna see the defending SWF Tough Man champ take on Phoenix.
JV: This is going to be a great match. Phoenix was the Hardcore Champ
over in the former HOWF, so I have no doubt that he'll make a good
showing here.
VM: Phoenix lately has been complaining that he hasn't been getting the
title shots he deserves.
JV: Well this is his second title shot within a month. Sure his world
shot got put off, but that was Yvette's doing. But Phoenix wrestled
Bacon for the world belt at Hostile Takeover, and he couldn't cut it.
But now, President Frenck has declared Phoenix the number one contender
for the Tough Man belt, and Phoenix is getting his shot.
VM: Well let's go back up to Rick Ascott for the introductions.
RA: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is for the SWF Tough Man
Belt. Introducing first, from Nameless, Tennessee, weighing in at 333
pounds, here is the #1 contender to the Tough Man Belt, Phoenix!!!!!
["Shitlist" by L7 blares as Phoenix emerges from the entrance. He stops
on the platform and poses for the audience. As he poses, fireworks go
off behind him. The crowd is going crazy. Several female fans are seen
taking pictures of the posed Phoenix. As the fireworks stop, Phoenix
breaks from his pose and walks down to the ring.]
RA: And his opponent, from somewhere in America, weighing in at 320
pounds, here is the reigning SWF Tough Man Champion, Sandman!!!!!
["Enter Sandman" by Metallica blares as the arena is suddenly
illuminated by black lights. A sandy, glittery substance is sprinkling
down from the rafters down to the aisleway. Sandman emerges from the
entrance and makes his way to the ring. The crowd is booing loudly.]
VM: Both men are in the ring. Now all we gotta do is find out what type
of match this is going to be. Wait a minute.... Isn't that Desperado
coming down the aisle?
[Desperado walks out carrying a sign. He unrolls it out to show what it says
"THE TRINITY CAN KISS MY RED-BLOODED AMERICAN ASS" He pulls a microphone out
of his back pocket and points towards the ring. He takes a few steps closer]
Desperado: Ya know, I REALLY don't like you, Phoenix. HOWEVER, I hate Sandman
even more....so I figured that when fire engulfs your screen, you must like
fire. So here's a gift to ya.
[Desperado takes out a lighter out of his back pocket. It's a Benson & Hedges
Metal lighter. He flips open the top and lights the sign on fire]
D: Of course Phoenix, if you DON'T get the job done, well....I feel sorry for
ya then.
JV: This from a guy who lost his belt to Pagan and then got his butt
kicked by his former manager?
[Desperado walks down to ringside to the timekeepers desk. He yanks the guy
out of the chair and takes a seat.]
VM: Well maybe now we'll find out what type of match this is going to
be.
["Cities on Flame" by Blue Oyster Cult blares as President Frenck walks down
to the ring while a couple roadies are pushing along a big wheel behind him.
The crowd goes wild.]
BF: Phoenix, Sandman. This no doubt will be a great match. Now, I am
going to spin the wheel to see what type of match it's going to be.
There are over 50 different types of matches on this wheel. Only one of
them will be the match you two wrestle.
[President Frenck steps over to the wheel and spins it. The wheel spins
around several times and then finally stops on Falls-Count-Anywhere
Death Match.]
BF: All right guys, it's a Falls Count Anywhere Death Match. Have fun.
[The bell rings.
They lock up.
Phoenix goes for a Russian legsweep, but Sandman counters it with an
elbowsmash.
Sandman takes Phoenix down with a powerslam.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, kickout.]
VM: Sandman trying to go for a quick pin.
JV: which is really pointless. Even if you do manage to keep him down
for a three count, Phoenix will be able to get back up before a ten
count.
[Sandman executes a dropkick to the knee on Phoenix.
Sandman hits Phoenix with an elbowsmash.
Sandman executes a Tombstone on Phoenix.
Sandman hits Phoenix with a jack-knife power bomb.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, three.]
VM: And just like that, Sandman gets the pin.
[The crowd is cheering on Sandman.
Dave Rutger counts: One, Phoenix gets back up.]
JV: But it really doesn't matter since Phoenix got back on his feet
almost instantly.
[Phoenix hits Sandman with an elbowsmash.
Phoenix uses a fist to the midsection on Sandman.
Phoenix goes for the Razzle Dazzle, but Sandman counters it with
a single-leg takedown.]
VM: Phoenix almost got a chance to land his finisher.
JV: He's just letting Sandman get overconfident.
[The crowd is cheering on Sandman.
Sandman throws Phoenix out of the ring.
Sandman goes through the ropes.]
VM: And now they're heading outside.
JV: And we're gonna see some blood!!
VM: You really are sick.
[Sandman grabs a road sign.
Sandman hits him with the road sign.
Sandman is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Desperado just shakes his head.]
VM: Desperado seems to be a bit disappointed with Phoenix's showing so
far.
JV: Well if Phoenix loses this match, that means Trinity will have three
of the 4 singles titles.
[Sandman hits an elbowsmash on Phoenix.
Sandman knocks Phoenix into the ringsteps.
The crowd is really behind Sandman.
Sandman hits a flying clothesline on Phoenix.
Phoenix is busted wide open.]
VM: OH MY! That flying clothesline knocked Phoenix back in to the
guardrail.
JV: And the back of his head hit hard.
VM: Phoenix looks dazed.
[Sandman sets up a table.
Sandman sets up Phoenix on the table.
Sandman tries to drive Phoenix through the table with a Tombstone, but he
blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Phoenix grabs the ring bell.
Phoenix hits him with the ring bell.
Sandman is busted wide open.]
JV: All right!!!
VM: Phoenix returning the favor by busting open Sandman.
[Phoenix is going for the pin.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Phoenix whips Sandman into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Phoenix throws Sandman over the guardrail.]
VM: And now some fans are seeing the action up close.
[They're brawling down the aisle.
Phoenix hits him with the ring bell.
The crowd is really behind Phoenix.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Sandman grabs the ring bell from him.]
VM: Sandman deciding to get smart and take that ring bell away from
Phoenix.
[Sandman executes an elbowsmash on Phoenix.
Sandman executes the Sleeperhold on Phoenix.
Phoenix is valiantly trying to break the hold.]
VM: Sandman has his patented Sleeperhold locked on!
JV: C'mon Phoenix! You can break this hold!
VM: This could spell trouble for the Underground member. If he get's
put to sleep, he may not be able to get back up within the 10 count.
[Phoenix breaks the hold after 25 seconds.]
JV: Yes!
[They're brawling in mid-arena.
They're brawling down the aisle.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
They're brawling on the first floor.]
VM: They have now made it all the way back up to first floor.
JV: I wonder if they'll be kind enough to pick me up some popcorn when
they make their way out onto the concourse.
[Phoenix gets an octopus hold on Sandman.
Sandman is valiantly trying to break the hold.]
VM: And now Phoenix has Sandman in a submission hold.
JV: It's all over for Sandman.
[Sandman breaks the hold after 16 seconds.
Sandman hits him with the ring bell.
The crowd is giving Sandman a standing ovation.]
VM: Sandman clocks Phoenix and the crowd is loving it.
[They're brawling on the first floor.
Phoenix goes for a DDT, but Sandman counters it with a backdrop.
They're brawling on the first floor.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.]
VM: The two men are making their way up to the top level of the arena.
[Sandman hits an elbowsmash on Phoenix.
Sandman grabs a Doug Bacon action figure from a fan.
Sandman hits him with the Doug Bacon action figure.
The crowd is giving Sandman a standing ovation.]
VM: There's something ironic about using a Doug Bacon action figure on
Phoenix.
JV: I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that they're tag team
partners.
[They're brawling on the second floor.
Sandman takes Phoenix down with a short clothesline.
Sandman flings Phoenix over a row of chairs.
The crowd is giving Sandman a standing ovation.
They're brawling down the stairway.
Sandman uses a powerslam on Phoenix.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.]
VM: And another pin for Sandman!
JV: That's not fair. Phoenix's arm got wedged in between two seats.
[Dave Rutger counts: One, two, three, four, Phoenix gets back up.
Sandman goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Phoenix blocks it.
Phoenix executes a flying forearm on Sandman.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, kickout.
The chants for Phoenix are deafening.]
JV: Now the fans are coming to their senses.
[Phoenix goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Sandman counters it with
a side step.
Sandman is going for the pin.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Phoenix is bleeding like a faucet.]
VM: Phoenix kicks out but the cut on the back of his head has definitely
worsen.
[Sandman takes Phoenix down with an armdrag takedown.
Sandman hits him with the Doug Bacon action figure.]
JV: The real Doug Bacon would never help Sandman.
[Sandman runs into the ropes.
Phoenix nails Sandman with a headlock takedown.
Phoenix nails Sandman with a Samoan Drop.
Phoenix gets a figure-four leglock on Sandman.]
VM: We saw Desperado get pinned with the figure four earlier. Could it
happen again?
[Sandman breaks the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Sandman goes for a neck snap, but Phoenix blocks it.
Phoenix whips Sandman into the ropes.
Sandman misses with a shoulderblock.
Phoenix uses a fist to the midsection on Sandman.
Phoenix executes the Razzle Dazzle on Sandman.]
JV: YES!!
VM: Huge reverse neckbreaker by Phoenix there.
[Phoenix goes for the pin.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving Phoenix a standing ovation.]
VM: And the Razzle Dazzle keeps Sandman down for the three count.
JV: There's no way Sandman is getting up after that.
[Dave Rutger counts: One, two, three, four, five, Sandman gets back up.]
JV: Damn!
[Sandman hits Phoenix.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Sandman kicks Phoenix.
Phoenix chops Sandman.
Phoenix kicks Sandman.
Phoenix executes a DDT on Sandman.]
JV: All right! Phoenix showing Sandman how to really brawl!
[The chants for Phoenix are deafening.
Phoenix nails Sandman with a kneeling headbutt.
Sandman is bleeding like a faucet.
Phoenix flings Sandman over a row of chairs.]
VM: They're now brawling over in section 208.
[Phoenix is bleeding like hell.
Phoenix locks Sandman in a double chickenwing submission.
Sandman breaks the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Phoenix uses a Samoan Drop on Sandman.
Phoenix goes for an octopus hold, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman goes for a short clothesline, but Phoenix counters it with
a duck-down move.
Phoenix throws Sandman down the stairs.]
VM: And Sandman goes tumbling all the way down the stairs back to the
ground level.
JV: And here comes Phoenix charging down the stairs.
[Sandman hits Phoenix with a clothesline.]
JV: D'OH!
[Sandman nails Phoenix with a flying clothesline.
The crowd is behind Sandman all the way.
Sandman throws Phoenix over the guardrail.
Sandman executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Phoenix.
The crowd is behind Sandman all the way.
Sandman goes for a Frankensteiner, but Phoenix counters it with a tiger
driver.]
JV: Wow! What a counter!
VM: I think that's the first time we've ever seen a Frankensteiner
countered with a tiger driver.
[Dave Rutger counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is behind Phoenix all the way.
Phoenix uses a DDT on Sandman.
Phoenix throws Sandman into the ring.]
VM: and finally they make it back into the ring.
[The crowd is on its feet cheering for Phoenix.
Phoenix goes for a Hotshot, but Sandman counters it with a lariat.
Phoenix takes Sandman down with a front-layout superplex.]
JV: Lot of good that lariat did.
[Phoenix puts Sandman in a short arm scissors.
Sandman breaks the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Phoenix goes for a clawhold, but Sandman counters it with a low blow.
The crowd is giving Sandman a standing ovation.]
VM: The audience seems to like those cheap shots.
[Sandman goes for a choke slam, but Phoenix counters it with an elbowsmash.
Phoenix nails Sandman with a fist to the midsection.
Phoenix executes the Razzle Dazzle on Sandman.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Phoenix.]
JV: YES!! Kiss your belt goodbye Sandman!
[Phoenix goes for the pin.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, in the ropes...]
JV: Argh!
VM: Sandman with the good ring presence to grab a hold of the ropes
there.
[Phoenix executes a kneebreaker on Sandman.
Phoenix locks Sandman in a double chickenwing submission.
Sandman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.]
JV: Phoenix really should've tried a figure four or some type of
submission hold that would've worked on that leg after the knee breaker.
[Phoenix takes Sandman down with a flying lariat.
Phoenix goes for a headlock takedown, but Sandman counters it with a back
suplex.
Sandman hits an enzuigiri on Phoenix.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Sandman is going for the pin.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, kickout.]
VM: Only a two count.
JV: I don't understand why these guys are cheering on Sandman.
[Sandman uses a short clothesline on Phoenix.
Sandman executes a choke slam on Phoenix.
Sandman nails Phoenix with a powerslam.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, kickout.
Sandman hits him with a road sign.
Sandman nails Phoenix with a jumping DDT.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sandman.]
JV: Sit down you idiots!
VM: Sandman using that sign that he got earlier in the match.
[Sandman takes a swing at Phoenix with the road sign, but he gets out of
the way.
Phoenix snatches the road sign from him.
Phoenix hits him with the road sign.
The crowd is behind Phoenix all the way.
Phoenix runs into the ropes.
Phoenix hits Sandman with a clothesline.
Phoenix executes a Samoan Drop on Sandman.
The chants for Phoenix are deafening.]
JV: Now this is more like it.
VM: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! THE CHANTS ARE DEAFENING!
[Phoenix throws Sandman out of the ring.
Phoenix goes through the ropes.
The crowd erupts.
Phoenix whips Sandman into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Phoenix throws Sandman over the guardrail.]
VM: And they're making their way through the stands again.
[Phoenix goes for a jumping DDT, but Sandman counters it with a backdrop.
They're brawling up the aisle.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Sandman locks Phoenix in a bearhug.]
VM: Bearhug! And it looks like Phoenix is in pain.
JV: And there's no ropes for Phoenix to grab a hold of.
[Phoenix is struggling to break the hold.
Sandman lets go after 16 seconds.]
VM: Sandman lets loose, and Phoenix instantly collapses to the ground
and grabs his ribs.
[Sandman is going for the pin.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sandman.]
JV: No!
VM: And Phoenix could not kick out in time.
[Dave Rutger counts: One, two, three, four, five]
VM: Phoenix is still rolling on the ground clutching his ribs.
JV: This can't be happening.
[Dave Rutger counts: six, seven, eight]
JV: NO!!!!!!!
[Dave Rutger counts: nine, Phoenix gets back to his feet.]
JV: Whew!
VM: Getting a little nervous there Johnny?
JV: Oh no, not at all. I know Phoenix will win this match.
VM: Uh-huh.
[Phoenix uses a short clothesline on Sandman.
Phoenix throws Sandman back into the ring.
Phoenix hits a jumping elbow thrust on Sandman.
Phoenix leaves the ring.
He returns with a keyboard.
Phoenix hits him with the keyboard.
The crowd erupts.]
JV: Sandman has that space bar indented on his forehead now.
[Phoenix whips Sandman into the ropes.
Phoenix hits Sandman with a backdrop.
Sandman falls out of the ring.]
VM: Huge fall there for Sandman.
[Phoenix goes through the ropes.
Phoenix goes for a kneeling headbutt, but Sandman reverses it.
Sandman reenters the ring.
Phoenix follows him back in.
Phoenix brings the table into the ring.]
VM: I wonder what Phoenix plans on doing with that table?
JV: Duh.
[Phoenix goes for a DDT, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman sets up Phoenix on the table.
Sandman executes a moonsault through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
VM: Well whatever he intended, it's not going to happen since Sandman
just drove him through the table.
[Sandman yells "And that's why I'm the Tough Man champ!!"
Sandman uses a kick to the midsection on Phoenix.]
VM: Sandman getting a bit cocky then kicks Phoenix while he's still
lying on the ground.
[Sandman nails Phoenix with a Tombstone.
The crowd erupts.
Sandman goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Phoenix blocks it.
Phoenix hits a Russian legsweep on Sandman.
Phoenix places Sandman on the turnbuckle.
Phoenix goes for a top-rope DDT, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman throws Phoenix off the turnbuckle.]
VM: Phoenix got thrown off the turnbuckle while trying to go for that
top-rope DDT.
JV: Fried Bacon.
[Sandman whips Phoenix into the ropes, but Phoenix reverses it.
Phoenix nails Sandman with a fist to the midsection.
Phoenix goes for the Razzle Dazzle, but Sandman counters it with a backdrop.
Phoenix is bleeding like hell.]
VM: That punch caused Sandman to double over, but Sandman used that to
hit Phoenix with that monster backdrop.
[Sandman runs into the ropes.
Sandman executes a facerake on Phoenix.
Sandman whips Phoenix into the ropes.
Sandman misses with a kick.
Sandman goes for a bearhug, but Phoenix counters it with a punch.
Sandman re-reverses it.
Sandman executes a powerslam on Phoenix.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, kickout.]
VM: So far Sandman has been able to stay one step ahead of Phoenix.
[The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Sandman goes for a powerslam, but Phoenix counters it with a lariat.
In turn, Sandman counters it with a duck-down move.
Phoenix is bleeding profusely.
Sandman nails Phoenix with an elbowsmash.
Sandman whips Phoenix into the ropes, but Phoenix reverses it.
Sandman misses with a shoulderblock.
Sandman hits Phoenix with a shoulderblock.
Sandman is going for the pin.
Dave Rutger counts: One, shoulder up.]
VM: I hate to say it Johnny, but things aren't looking good for Phoenix.
JV: He'll pull it out.
[Sandman executes a reverse neckbreaker on Phoenix.
The crowd erupts.
Sandman whips Phoenix into the ropes.
Sandman uses a choke slam on Phoenix.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
JV: [Stands up and turns to the crowd] SHUT UP!
[Phoenix runs into the ropes.
Sandman hits Phoenix with a shoulderblock.
Sandman goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Phoenix blocks it.
Phoenix chops Sandman.
Sandman hits Phoenix.
The chants for Sandman are deafening.]
VM: I don't think your yelling at the crowd worked.
JV: Damn bandwagon fans.
[Sandman goes for an armdrag takedown, but Phoenix blocks it.
Phoenix uses an elbowsmash on Sandman.
Phoenix hits Sandman with a fist to the midsection.
Phoenix goes for the Razzle Dazzle, but Sandman counters it with a
backdrop.]
VM: Again, Phoenix is unable to land his finisher.
[Phoenix goes for a jumping DDT, but Sandman counters it with a backdrop.
Phoenix takes Sandman down with a Russian legsweep.
Sandman whips Phoenix into the ropes.
Phoenix misses with a kick.
Phoenix misses with a clothesline.
Phoenix puts Sandman in a clawhold.]
VM: There's the Underground move.
JV: It's over! We have a new champion!
[Sandman breaks the hold after 14 seconds.]
VM: You were saying?
JV: Argh!
[Sandman goes for an enzuigiri, but Phoenix counters it with a duck-down move.
Phoenix executes a DDT on Sandman.
The crowd is giving Phoenix a standing ovation.]
JV: Now that's more like it.
[Phoenix goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman catches Phoenix in a bearhug.
Phoenix tries to escape the hold.]
VM: Another bearhug. Sandman had great success with that earlier.
JV: This can't be good for Phoenix's ribs.
[Phoenix breaks the hold after 6 seconds.
Phoenix hits Sandman.
Phoenix hits Sandman.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Sandman chops Phoenix.
Phoenix uses a flying forearm on Sandman.
Dave Rutger counts: One, kickout.
Phoenix takes Sandman down with a powerslam.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two,]
JV: YES!!!!!!
[Dave Rutger counts: thr... kickout.]
JV: That was a slow count!!
VM: actually, that was the same speed as all of the other counts.
[Phoenix nails him with a diamond cutter.
He goes for the pin.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Phoenix.]
JV: YEAH BABY!!!
VM: Out of nowhere, Phoenix hits that diamond cutter.
JV: Stay down Sandboy.
[Dave Rutger counts: One, two, three, four, five, Sandman gets back up.]
JV: Damn you!
[Sandman is bleeding like hell.
Sandman hits Phoenix with an elbowsmash.
Sandman executes an enzuigiri on Phoenix.
Sandman hits a dropkick to the knee on Phoenix.]
VM: Sandman seems to have bounced back from that diamond cutter.
[Sandman runs into the ropes.
Phoenix nails Sandman with a Samoan Drop.
The crowd is behind Phoenix all the way.
Phoenix executes a backdrop driver on Sandman.
The crowd erupts.
Sandman hits Phoenix with a flying clothesline.
Sandman is bleeding like hell.
Sandman hits an enzuigiri on Phoenix.]
VM: Tons of back and forth action.
JV: Well these two have been at it for about 20 minutes so far. No
doubt they're both exhausted.
[The crowd erupts.
Sandman places Phoenix on the turnbuckle.
Sandman uses a belly-to-belly superplex on Phoenix.
The crowd erupts.
Phoenix uses a backdrop driver on Sandman.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Phoenix is going for the pin.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, kickout.
Phoenix throws Sandman out of the ring.
Phoenix goes through the ropes.]
VM: Phoenix, frustrated that he couldn't pin Sandman there, throws
Sandman out of the ring.
[Phoenix whips Sandman into the guardrail.
Phoenix is handed a road sign.
Phoenix hits him with the road sign.
David Storm comes running down to the ring.]
VM: What's David Storm doing here?
JV: I don't know, but he's sticking his nose somewhere where he
shouldn't be.
[David Storm hits Phoenix with a double-axhandle chop.
Phoenix nails David Storm with a choke slam.
The crowd erupts.]
VM: Well whatever David was hoping to accomplish, it didn't seem to
happen.
[Phoenix hits Sandman with a road sign.
Phoenix hits a Russian legsweep on Sandman.
Phoenix knocks Sandman into the ringpost.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Phoenix.
Phoenix is going for the pin.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, kickout.]
JV: C'mon ref, you can count faster than that.
[They're brawling inside the ring area.
Phoenix nails Sandman with a backdrop driver.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Phoenix throws Sandman over the guardrail.
Phoenix hits him with the road sign.]
JV: Bacon told him that using a frying pan works well, Phoenix found the
next best thing. A road sign.
[The crowd is on its feet cheering for Phoenix.
Phoenix hits Sandman with a Russian legsweep.
Phoenix hits him with a road sign.
The road sign is broken in half.]
VM: Oh my!
JV: Damn! Now that takes some serious strength to break a sign in half.
[Phoenix hits Sandman with a Hotshot.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Phoenix.
Phoenix whips Sandman into the guardrail.]
VM: Sandman hit that guardrail hard!
JV: I think Sandman may have dislocated his shoulder.
[They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Phoenix nails Sandman with a powerslam.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.]
VM: And Phoenix gets another pin! Can Sandman get up in time?
[Dave Rutger counts: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven]
JV: It's over! We have a new Tough Man Champ!
[Dave Rutger counts: eight, nine, Sandman gets back up.]
JV: What? No! Rutger counted to 10. This match is over!
VM: Apparently the referee doesn't think so.
[Sandman executes a jumping DDT on Phoenix.
Sandman grabs a frying pan.
Sandman hits him with the frying pan.]
VM: Sandman attacking Phoenix from behind who was already celebrating.
[The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Sandman is going for the pin.
Dave Rutger counts: One, kickout.
Sandman throws Phoenix back into the ring.
Sandman brings the table into the ring.]
VM: Sandman wants to use a table as well as a frying pan now.
JV: Well if you're the Tough Man champ, you gotta use those weapons.
[Sandman hits him with the frying pan.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sandman.
Sandman whips Phoenix into the ropes.
Phoenix hits Sandman with a kick.
Phoenix hits Sandman with a kneebreaker.
Phoenix takes Sandman down with a front-layout superplex.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Phoenix.]
JV: I smell victory!
VM: No, you just smell.
JV: Watch it McMihn!
[Phoenix is going for the pin.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two]
JV: THREE!
[Dave Rutger counts: thr... shoulder up.]
JV: No! He didn't get his shoulder up in time!
VM: Calm down Johnny.
JV: I will not calm down. It's obvious this ref does not want Phoenix
to win.
[Sandman is bleeding like a faucet.
Phoenix executes a jumping DDT on Sandman.
Phoenix whips Sandman into the ropes.
Phoenix goes for a headlock takedown, but Sandman counters it with a back
suplex.
In turn, Phoenix counters it with a cross-body block.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, kickout.]
VM; Excellent double counter there. Despite the fact that they are
exhausted, they are still able to do some excellent wrestling moves.
[Phoenix goes for a running powerslam, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman sets up the table.
Sandman puts Phoenix on the turnbuckle.
Sandman tries to drive Phoenix through the table with a belly-to-belly
superplex, but he blocks it.
Phoenix drives Sandman through the table with a front layout superplex.
The table is broken in half.]
VM: Huge superplex by Phoenix!!!
JV: I think both men are out.
VM: You're right. Neither man is moving.
[David Storm goes over to try to revive Sandman but Desperado stops
him.]
VM: Desperado wants to make sure this match goes down fair and square.
[Phoenix staggers back to his feet.
Phoenix goes for the pin.
Dave Rutger counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Phoenix.]
VM: Another pin for Phoenix!
[Dave Rutger counts: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
nine, ten.]
JV: Yes!!!!
VM: Phoenix has done it!! Phoenix is the new SWF Tough Man Champ!!
RA: Here is your winner, and new SWF Tough Man Champ, Phoenix! In a time of
22:09.
[Phoenix grabs the belt and holds it over his head and walks back to the
lockerroom.]
VM: And Sandman can't believe it. He's still in the ring complaining to
Dave Rutger.
JV: Desperado is still over at the time keepers table laughing his head
off.
[Desperado rolls in the ring and thrust-kicks Sandman into the back. Sandman
falls to his knees. As he tries to struggle back to his feet, Desperado yanks
his hair and thrusts him into the corner. Desperado charges in with a lariat.
Sandman stumbles out of the corner due to impact and straight into Desperado's
waiting hand. Desperado lifts him and drops him down with the Desperate
Measures.]
D: Don't seem so tough now. This is a little demonstration proving that the
Trinity can't handle it.
VM: Desperado does know that he lost his Americas Belt to Pagan right?
[Desperado lifts Sandman up to the top turnbuckle. He lifts Sandman up for the
start of Desperate Measures. He hits him with the Desperate Measures from the
top turnbuckle]
D: That might smart a bit. Don't forgot to ice it up a bit when you get
home.
[Desperado walks backstage. Sandman struggles back to his feet and also
makes his way back to the lockerrooms.]
VM: Well let's go back up to Richard Ascott for the next set of
introductions.
RA: The following match is a four way elimination match for the vacant
SWF Tag Team titles. Introducing first being led to the ring by their
managers, Jukebox Hero and Mr. Bone Breaker, weighing in at a combined weight
of 479 pounds, here are the team of Rock 'n Rebel and the Original
Gangsta!!
["Epic" by Faith No More blares as the four men make their way to the
ring. Several fireworks are launched as they walk down the aisleway.
The crowd gives a mixed reaction.]
RA: And the second team, being led to the ring by their manager, Tyra,
weighing in at a combined weight of 622 pounds, here are The Thugz!!
[The lights dim except for a spotlight on the entrance. "Bow Down" by
Westside Connection blares as the three make their way to the ring. The
crowd boos loudly.]
RA: And the third team, being led to the ring by their manager, Paul Von
Braun, weighing in at a combined weight of 673 pounds, here are the SWF
World Champion, Doug Bacon, and the new SWF Tough Man Champion, Phoenix,
Underground Team Two!!
[Smoke bombs explode at the entrance as "Underground" by Men At Work
blares. The three men emerge from the smoke and head towards the ring.
Both Doug Bacon and Phoenix are carrying their championship belts over
their shoulders. The crowd is cheering them on, tho some boos can be heard.]
RA: And the fourth and final team, being led to the ring by their
manager, Slick, weighing in at a combined weight of 520 pounds, here are
the Westside Ridas!!
[Several fireworks are launched at the entrance. "Natural Born Killaz" by
Ice Cube & Dr. Dre blare as the three men make their way down to the ring.
The boos from the crowd are deafening.]
VM: All right, the four teams are in the ring. Your predictions Johnny?
JV: Well of course I like Underground Team Two. Unfortunately, Phoenix
just had a hell of a match, so Bacon is going to have to do most of the
work, which could hurt him in his match against Equalizer.
VM: Very true. I'm going to have to go with the Thugz. The Ridas have
been less than impressive in their matches, Phoenix is not going to have
any impact on this match, and Animal and O.G. are also tired out from
prior activities. And it looks like C-Murder from the Thugz and Rock 'n
Roll Animal are going to start things off.
[They lock up.
C-Murder places Rock 'n Roll Animal on the turnbuckle.
C-Murder uses a top-rope DDT on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
VM: And Animals fatigue is shown right away.
[C-Murder goes for a spin kick, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with
a duck-down move.
Rock 'n Roll Animal throws C-Murder out of the ring.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes through the ropes.
Scott Thomas counts: 1.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a back heel kick, but C-Murder blocks it.
Scott Thomas counts: 2.]
JV: This is a mistake on Animal's part. There's no way he can outbrawl
C-Murder.
VM: Yeah we saw him try to do it in his match against Gods Tears and we
saw how that backfired.
[C-Murder whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Scott Thomas counts: 3.
C-Murder hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a flying forearm.
Scott Thomas counts: 4.
C-Murder takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a flying forearm.]
VM: And now it's backfiring here.
[C-Murder reenters the ring.
Rock 'n Roll Animal follows him back in.
C-Murder takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a front-layout superplex.
The crowd is responding to C-Murder.
C-Murder executes a fisherman suplex on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.]
VM: Animal is just not having any luck at all. C-Murder is now going
over to his corner.
[C-Murder tags out to The Shocker.
The Shocker whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes.
The Shocker puts Rock 'n Roll Animal in a clawhold.]
VM: The shocker trying to use the Underground's hold.
JV: Yeah but he'll never do it as well as the Underground.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
The Shocker whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal nails The Shocker with a dropkick.
Rock 'n Roll Animal air guitars.
A small "Rock 'n Roll Animal" chant is being started.]
VM: And finally some offense from Animal and the crowd is getting behind
him.
JV: Yeah, where were they earlier?
[Rock 'n Roll Animal hits a legsweep on The Shocker.
Rock 'n Roll Animal tags out to The Original Gangsta.]
VM: And a much needed tag by Animal.
[C-Murder enters the ring and lays out Rock 'n Roll Animal.
C-Murder leaves the ring.]
VM: That was uncalled for. Animal was already leaving the ring.
JV: Apparently C-Murder didn't think so.
[The Shocker whips The Original Gangsta into the turnbuckle, but
The Original Gangsta reverses it.
The Original Gangsta charges into the corner.
The Original Gangsta goes for a kneebreaker, but The Shocker counters it with
an elbowsmash.
The Shocker tags out to C-Murder.]
VM: And C-Murder comes back in.
JV: Did you know that 5 out of the 8 men in this match are using the
Compton Gangsta gimmick?
VM: That is a bit ridiculous isn't it?
[The Shocker takes The Original Gangsta down with a back suplex.
C-Murder hits a frog splash on The Original Gangsta.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
The crowd is cheering on C-Murder.]
VM: O.G. nearly got his team eliminated there.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal enters the ring and lays out The Shocker.
The Original Gangsta and Rock 'n Roll Animal hit C-Murder with a double
flying axhandle.
Rock 'n Roll Animal leaves the ring.]
JV: That was some smart double teaming there by Animal. He saw that his
partner was in trouble so he came in to help.
[The Original Gangsta throws C-Murder out of the ring.
The Original Gangsta goes through the ropes.
The Original Gangsta knocks C-Murder into the ringsteps.
Scott Thomas counts: 1.
The Original Gangsta whips C-Murder into the guardrail.]
VM: O.G. excelling outside of the ring.
JV: I think he should worry more about tagging out than wrestling
outside of the ring. With four teams, this match is going to go on for
quite a while.
[Scott Thomas counts: 2.
The Original Gangsta reenters the ring.
C-Murder follows him back in.
The Original Gangsta hits a backspin DDT on C-Murder.
The crowd is really behind The Original Gangsta.
The Original Gangsta goes for a gutwrench suplex, but C-Murder counters it with
a backdrop.
The Original Gangsta hits C-Murder with a brain buster.]
VM: That backdrop didn't even phase O.G.
[There are lots of chants for The Original Gangsta.
The Original Gangsta runs into the ropes.
The Original Gangsta misses with an elbow.
C-Murder misses with a clothesline.
C-Murder misses with a kick.]
JV: The goal is to hit the other person.
[C-Murder hits The Original Gangsta with a shoulderblock.
C-Murder whips The Original Gangsta into the ropes, but The Original Gangsta
reverses it.
The Original Gangsta misses with a clothesline.
C-Murder nails The Original Gangsta with a double-axhandle chop.
C-Murder tags out to The Shocker.]
JV: These guys should really consider tagging out to the other teams.
It's an elimination match, so let the other guys do all the work for
you.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal enters the ring and throws C-Murder out of the ring.
The Original Gangsta and Rock 'n Roll Animal whip The Shocker into the ropes.
They attempt to hit The Shocker with a double backdrop, but he counters
it with a double headsmash.]
VM: Well that didn't work.
JV: who says 2 heads are better than 1?
[The Original Gangsta and Rock 'n Roll Animal hit The Shocker with a double
flying axhandle.
Rock 'n Roll Animal leaves the ring.
The Original Gangsta tags out to Doug Bacon.]
VM: Finally another team tags in.
JV: Good thing it was Bacon too. I don't know how well Phoenix would've
done.
[Doug Bacon places The Shocker on the turnbuckle.
Doug Bacon nails The Shocker with a belly-to-belly superplex.]
VM: And Bacon starts off with a huge superplex.
[The crowd is cheering on Doug Bacon.
Doug Bacon runs into the ropes.
The Shocker goes for a bearhug, but Doug Bacon counters it with a punch.
The Shocker begs off.]
VM: And now the Shocker is begging away from the SWF World champ.
[Doug Bacon takes The Shocker down with a short lariat.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is really behind Doug Bacon.
Doug Bacon whips The Shocker into the ropes.
The Shocker misses with a kick.
The Shocker hits Doug Bacon with a kick.
The Shocker goes for a fallaway slam, but Doug Bacon counters it with
a forearm smash.
The Shocker begs off.]
JV: Shocker is in way over his head.
[Doug Bacon tags out to Phoenix.]
VM: And here's the new SWF Tough Man champ.
[The Shocker runs into the ropes.
Phoenix hits The Shocker with a clothesline.
Phoenix is going for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Phoenix complains about a slow count.
The Shocker hits an inside cradle on Phoenix.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
JV: Get out of there Phoenix. You're in no condition to be wrestling
right now.
[The Shocker poses for the crowd.
There are lots of chants for The Shocker.
The Shocker uses a jack-knife power bomb on Phoenix.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is really behind The Shocker.
The Shocker nails Phoenix with a DDT.
The Shocker takes Phoenix down with a flying clothesline.]
VM: Shocker all over Phoenix.
[The chants for The Shocker are deafening.
The Shocker whips Phoenix into the ropes.
Phoenix hits The Shocker with a kick.
Phoenix executes a jumping elbow thrust on The Shocker.
Phoenix tags out to Doug Bacon.]
JV: Smart tag by Phoenix.
[Phoenix uses a flying forearm on The Shocker.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
VM: Wait a minute. Phoenix isn't the legal man. Bacon is.
[Phoenix is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Doug Bacon gets a sleeperhold on The Shocker.]
JV: Nice sleeper there by Bacon.
VM: Why is Phoenix still in there? Get out of there! It's been way
more than a five count.
[The Shocker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
C-Murder enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Doug Bacon and Phoenix whip The Shocker into the ropes.
Doug Bacon and Phoenix hit The Shocker with a double bodyslam.
C-Murder gets back up and lays out Phoenix.
C-Murder executes a spin kick on Doug Bacon.]
VM: C-Murder taking on both men in order to save his partner.
[The Shocker puts Doug Bacon in a full nelson.
Doug Bacon is struggling to reach the ropes.
Doug Bacon reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
C-Murder leaves the ring.]
JV: How come you didn't complain about C-Murder staying in there way
longer than the five count?
VM: Because the Underground did it first.
[Doug Bacon attempts to place The Shocker on the turnbuckle, but The Shocker
blocks it.
Doug Bacon runs into the ropes.
The Shocker goes for a clawhold, but Doug Bacon blocks it.
Doug Bacon hits The Shocker with a flying forearm.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.]
VM: Near pin there for Bacon.
[The crowd is cheering on Doug Bacon.
Doug Bacon goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but The Shocker counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Shocker.
The Shocker tags out to Masta Killa.]
VM: And now the first appearance of the Westside Ridas.
[Masta Killa nails Doug Bacon with a Western lariat.
The crowd is cheering on Masta Killa.
Havoc enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Phoenix enters the ring and lays out Havoc.
The crowd is really behind Phoenix.
Doug Bacon and Phoenix whip Masta Killa into the ropes.
They hit Masta Killa with a double clothesline.
Phoenix leaves the ring.]
JV: Is that better? He left before a five count.
VM: But there was never a tag.
JV: Details.
[Doug Bacon throws Masta Killa out of the ring.
Scott Thomas counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Masta Killa
reenters the ring.
Doug Bacon executes a reverse neckbreaker on Masta Killa.
There are lots of chants for Doug Bacon.
Doug Bacon takes Masta Killa down with a power bomb.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Doug Bacon has the crowd going wild.]
VM: The fans are really behind the world champ.
JV: Well he's a one man wrecking crew. He's taking on everyone.
[Doug Bacon runs into the ropes.
Doug Bacon goes for a sleeperhold, but Masta Killa counters it with a
jawbreaker.
Masta Killa is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Masta Killa tags out to Havoc.]
VM: Masta Killa brings in his partner now.
JV: And we have now seen every single wrestler in action in this match
now.
[Masta Killa executes a Western lariat on Doug Bacon.
Masta Killa leaves the ring.
Havoc throws Doug Bacon out of the ring.
Scott Thomas counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Doug Bacon
reenters the ring.]
VM: Bacon taking a breather on the outside.
JV: He wanted Havoc to come out, but the little wuss wouldn't come.
[Havoc hits the Stinger Splash on Doug Bacon.
The crowd is cheering on Havoc.
Havoc goes for a flying bulldog, but Doug Bacon counters it with a side step.
Doug Bacon is going for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Doug Bacon complains about a slow count.
Havoc uses an inside cradle on Doug Bacon.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.]
VM: Havoc almost caught Bacon sleeping.
[Havoc goes for a spinebuster slam, but Doug Bacon counters it with a kneelift.
Doug Bacon executes an elbowsmash on Havoc.
Doug Bacon executes a Russian legsweep on Havoc.
The crowd is behind Doug Bacon all the way.
Doug Bacon nails Havoc with a flying headbutt.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]
VM: Havoc barely kicks out in time.
JV: That was a slow count by Scott.
[The crowd is behind Doug Bacon all the way.
Doug Bacon nails Havoc with a front-layout superplex.
Doug Bacon is going for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]
VM: And again Havoc barely kicks out in time.
JV: C'mon Scott! One, two, three.
[Doug Bacon hits Havoc with a flying forearm.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.]
JV: I don't believe this.
[The crowd is giving Doug Bacon a standing ovation.
Havoc whips Doug Bacon into the ropes, but Doug Bacon reverses it.
Havoc hits Doug Bacon with a clothesline.
Doug Bacon falls out of the ring.
Havoc goes through the ropes.
Havoc hits Doug Bacon with a savate kick.
Havoc is handed a baseball bat.]
VM: Slick just handed Havoc a baseball bat!
[Havoc takes a swing at Doug Bacon with the baseball bat, but he
gets out of the way.
Doug Bacon snatches the baseball bat from him.
Doug Bacon hits him with the baseball bat.
The crowd erupts.
Havoc is busted wide open.]
JV: Hahahahahahahha!!!! Bacon can beat them at that game too!
[They're brawling inside the ring area.
Doug Bacon takes Havoc down with a flying legdrop.
Scott Thomas counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Scott Thomas counts: 2.
Havoc hits him with the baseball bat.
Doug Bacon is busted wide open.]
JV: NO!!!
VM: I'm afraid so Johnny. Bacon is now spewing blood after that
vicious hit with the baseball bat. And I have no doubt that that will
also effect him in his world title match.
[The crowd is really behind Havoc.
Havoc hits a dragon suplex on Doug Bacon.
Havoc throws Doug Bacon back into the ring.
Havoc hits Doug Bacon with a Vader attack.
Havoc uses a Vader attack on Doug Bacon.
Havoc is going for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, shoulder up.]
VM: Even after all that punishment, Bacon gets a shoulder up after a one
count.
[Havoc complains about a slow count.
Doug Bacon is bleeding profusely.
Havoc tags out to Masta Killa.]
VM: And MK comes back in.
JV: Bacon should really consider tagging out. He's tiring himself out
needlessly.
[Masta Killa and Havoc hit Doug Bacon with a double savate kick.
Havoc nails Doug Bacon with a savate kick.]
JV: You think they like that Savate kick?
[Masta Killa goes for a backdrop driver, but Doug Bacon counters it with
a duck-down move.
Havoc leaves the ring.
Doug Bacon goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Masta Killa blocks it.
Masta Killa runs into the ropes.
Doug Bacon misses with a kick.
Doug Bacon hits Masta Killa with an elbow.
Doug Bacon is going for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Doug Bacon goes over to his corner and chugs down a beer.
The crowd erupts.]
JV: Ok, now doug will be fine. He's had his beer.
VM: These fans should not be cheering for him drinking a beer.
[Havoc is bleeding like hell.
Doug Bacon gets a chinlock deathlock submission on Masta Killa.
Masta Killa reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Phoenix enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Havoc enters the ring and lays out Phoenix.]
VM: Havoc puts an instant stop to the double teaming.
[The crowd is really behind Havoc.
Masta Killa and Havoc whip Doug Bacon into the ropes.
Masta Killa and Havoc hit Doug Bacon with a double savate kick.
Havoc leaves the ring.]
JV: Again with the savate kick.
[Masta Killa nails Doug Bacon with a Western lariat.
Masta Killa goes for a dragon suplex, but Doug Bacon counters it with
a backward kick.
Doug Bacon executes a tiger driver on Masta Killa.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is giving Doug Bacon a standing ovation.]
JV: Even the fans thought Bacon had the pin that time.
[Doug Bacon leaves the ring.
He returns with a frying pan.]
VM: We've seen this in the past.
[Doug Bacon hits him with the frying pan.
Doug Bacon is bleeding profusely.
Doug Bacon tags out to Phoenix.]
VM: And in comes Phoenix.
[Phoenix executes a dropkick to the knee on Masta Killa.
Phoenix puts Masta Killa in a double chickenwing submission.]
VM: Double chickenwing.
JV: I'm still yet to see someone use the single chickenwing.
VM: That's because there isn't one.
JV: There has to be. Otherwise why would they call this a double
chickenwing and not just a chickenwing?
[Phoenix lets go after 18 seconds.
Doug Bacon is bleeding like a faucet.
Phoenix nails Masta Killa with a running powerslam.
Scott Thomas counts: One, shoulder up.
The crowd is behind Phoenix all the way.
Phoenix hits Masta Killa with a powerslam.
Scott Thomas counts: One, shoulder up.]
VM: Phoenix is having no luck in keeping MK down.
[Phoenix has the crowd going wild.
Havoc is bleeding like a faucet.
Masta Killa goes for a piledriver, but Phoenix blocks it.
Phoenix runs into the ropes.
Phoenix hits Masta Killa with a clothesline.
Phoenix hits him with a frying pan.
Masta Killa is busted wide open.]
VM: And now Phoenix is using the frying pan. And why isn't the ref
doing anything about it?
JV: I don't think he saw it.
[Doug Bacon enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Phoenix and Doug Bacon whip Masta Killa into the ropes.
They hit Masta Killa with a double fist to the midsection.
Doug Bacon leaves the ring.
Phoenix goes for a short arm scissors, but Masta Killa blocks it.
Masta Killa throws Phoenix out of the ring.
Scott Thomas counts: one, Phoenix reenters the ring.]
VM: Phoenix instantly re-enters the ring.
[Masta Killa runs into the ropes.
Masta Killa hits Phoenix with a savate kick.
Havoc is bleeding like a faucet.
Masta Killa nails Phoenix with the Stinger Splash.
The crowd is really behind Masta Killa.
Masta Killa throws Phoenix out of the ring.
Phoenix is busted wide open.
Masta Killa goes through the ropes.]
VM: Phoenix reopened that cut that he received in his match against
Sandman.
[Masta Killa is handed a frying pan.
Masta Killa takes a swing at Phoenix with the frying pan, but he
gets out of the way.
Phoenix snatches the frying pan from him.
Phoenix hits him with the frying pan.]
VM: I think security needs to make sure that there are no frying pans at
SWF events in the future.
[The crowd is going crazy.
Phoenix takes Masta Killa down with a powerslam.
Scott Thomas counts: 1.
Phoenix reenters the ring.
Masta Killa follows him back in.
Masta Killa brings the frying pan into the ring.
Masta Killa hits Phoenix.]
JV: Idiot. He brings in the frying pan but punches Phoenix.
[There are lots of chants for Masta Killa.
Phoenix punches Masta Killa.
Masta Killa punches Phoenix.
Phoenix hits Masta Killa.
The crowd is going crazy.]
VM: And we got a boxing match breaking out here.
[Masta Killa hits Phoenix.
Masta Killa hits him with the frying pan.
The crowd is really behind Masta Killa.
Scott Thomas throws the frying pan out of the ring.]
VM: And finally Scott Thomas does something about the frying pan.
[Masta Killa tags out to Havoc.
Phoenix places Havoc on the turnbuckle.
Phoenix hits Havoc with a top-rope DDT.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.]
VM: Phoenix almost got a pin with a version of his partner's finisher.
[Phoenix has the crowd going wild.
Havoc hits Phoenix with a Vader attack.
Havoc runs into the ropes.
Phoenix hits Havoc with a kick.
Doug Bacon enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Phoenix and Doug Bacon whip Havoc into the ropes.
They hit Havoc with a double clothesline.
Doug Bacon goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Havoc counters it with
a duck-down move.
Doug Bacon hits Phoenix.]
VM: Huge mistake there by Underground Team Two!
JV: That's nothing. It takes more than that to beat them.
[Havoc goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Phoenix blocks it.
Doug Bacon leaves the ring.
Phoenix whips Havoc into the turnbuckle.
Phoenix hits a chop on Havoc.
Phoenix executes a slap on Havoc.
Phoenix executes an elbowsmash on Havoc.
Phoenix takes Havoc down with a fist to the midsection.
Phoenix goes for the Razzle Dazzle, but Havoc counters it with
a single-leg takedown.]
VM: Phoenix was on a roll there but unable to hit his finisher.
[Havoc takes Phoenix down with the Stinger Splash.
Masta Killa is bleeding profusely.
Havoc whips Phoenix into the ropes.
Phoenix takes Havoc down with a powerslam.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]
JV: Damn you Scott! Count to three!
VM: We are 15 minutes into this match, and not a single team has been
eliminated yet.
[The crowd is behind Phoenix all the way.
Phoenix hits a flying headbutt on Havoc.
Scott Thomas counts: One, kickout.]
VM: Quick kickout there.
[The crowd is giving Phoenix a standing ovation.
Phoenix runs into the ropes.
Phoenix uses a powerslam on Havoc.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]
JV: THREE! One, two, three!
[Phoenix goes for an octopus hold, but Havoc blocks it.
Havoc nails Phoenix with a dragon suplex.
Both men's shoulders are on the mat.
Scott Thomas counts: One, Havoc lifts a shoulder, two, shoulder up.]
VM: We could've had a double pin there.
JV: That was bad form by Havoc. When he lifted his one shoulder, it
made it extremely easy for Phoenix to get his up.
[The crowd is really behind Havoc.
Havoc is bleeding like hell.
Havoc tags out to The Original Gangsta.]
VM: And we're going to see O.G. again.
[The Original Gangsta throws Phoenix out of the ring.
The Original Gangsta goes through the ropes.
The Original Gangsta hits a reverse neckbreaker on Phoenix.
The Original Gangsta reenters the ring.
Phoenix follows him back in.]
JV: Only one move outside? That was pointless.
[The Original Gangsta goes for a Russian legsweep, but Phoenix counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Phoenix uses a fist to the midsection on The Original Gangsta.
Phoenix goes for the Razzle Dazzle, but The Original Gangsta counters it with
a backdrop.]
VM: Phoenix not having much luck hitting his finisher.
[The crowd is really behind The Original Gangsta.
The Original Gangsta hits a jawbreaker on Phoenix.
The Original Gangsta has the crowd going wild.
The Original Gangsta goes for a backbreaker, but Phoenix counters it with
a facerake.
Phoenix takes The Original Gangsta down with a flying forearm.
Scott Thomas counts: One, shoulder up.]
VM: O.G. still has a lot of fight left in him.
[Phoenix goes for a Hotshot, but The Original Gangsta counters it with
a flying forearm.
Scott Thomas counts: One, kickout.
The Original Gangsta has the crowd going wild.
The Original Gangsta hits Phoenix with a swinging neckbreaker.
The Original Gangsta has the crowd going wild.
The Original Gangsta goes for the Gangsta's Paradise, but Phoenix
counters it with a snap mare.
Phoenix is bleeding like a faucet.
Phoenix tags out to Doug Bacon.]
VM: Phoenix brings the world champ back in.
JV: He really should've tagged in one of the other teams.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Doug Bacon and Phoenix whip The Original Gangsta into the ropes.
They hit The Original Gangsta with a double kick to the midsection.
Phoenix leaves the ring.
Doug Bacon whips The Original Gangsta into the ropes, but The Original Gangsta
reverses it.
Doug Bacon hits The Original Gangsta with a clothesline.
Doug Bacon executes the Doctor Bomb on The Original Gangsta.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
VM: Only a two count.
JV: I can't believe it's taking this long just to get one team
eliminated.
[Doug Bacon hits The Original Gangsta with an elbowsmash.
Doug Bacon is bleeding profusely.
Doug Bacon hits The Original Gangsta with a Russian legsweep.
Doug Bacon goes for a brain buster, but The Original Gangsta counters it with
a small package.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.]
VM: O.G. almost caught Bacon with his guard down.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Original Gangsta and Rock 'n Roll Animal whip Doug Bacon into the ropes.
They hit Doug Bacon with a double backdrop.
Phoenix enters the ring, but gets cut off.
The Original Gangsta and Rock 'n Roll Animal hit Doug Bacon with a double
flying axhandle.]
VM: Bacon on the receiving end of some major double teaming.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal leaves the ring.
The Original Gangsta hits Doug Bacon with a piledriver.
The Original Gangsta goes for a backbreaker, but Doug Bacon counters it with
a facerake.
Doug Bacon executes a flying forearm on The Original Gangsta.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Doug Bacon tags out to Phoenix.]
JV: No! Tag out to one of the other teams.
VM: Actually for a good laugh, he should've tagged out to Animal and
made the partners go after each other.
JV: Unfortunately, one of them would've immediately tagged out.
[Phoenix and Doug Bacon hit The Original Gangsta with a double flying axhandle.
Doug Bacon hits the Running Forearm Smash on The Original Gangsta.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Phoenix catches The Original Gangsta in a double chickenwing submission.
The Original Gangsta is struggling to reach the ropes.]
VM: And Bacon is still in the ring.
JV: Who cares? He ain't doing anything.
[The Original Gangsta reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Phoenix and Doug Bacon whip The Original Gangsta into the ropes.
They hit The Original Gangsta with a double clothesline.
Phoenix and Doug Bacon hit The Original Gangsta with a double bodyslam.
Doug Bacon leaves the ring.]
VM: It's about time Bacon got out.
JV: And it looks like Phoenix is going to get out too.
[Phoenix tags out to The Shocker.
The Shocker places The Original Gangsta on the turnbuckle.
The Shocker goes for a double underhook superplex, but The Original Gangsta
blocks it.
The Original Gangsta throws The Shocker off the turnbuckle.
The Original Gangsta takes The Shocker down with a backspin DDT.]
VM: O.G. having to take on one of his brothers now.
JV: That's brotha. Brother means there's a blood relation.
[The chants for The Original Gangsta are deafening.
The Original Gangsta hits a Russian legsweep on The Shocker.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Original Gangsta takes The Shocker down with a tiger suplex.
Scott Thomas counts: One, kickout.
The Original Gangsta nails The Shocker with a waistlock suplex.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]
VM: Shocker kicks out just in the nick of time.
[The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Original Gangsta.
The Original Gangsta leaves the ring.
He returns with a fire extinguisher.
The Original Gangsta hits him with a fire extinguisher.]
VM: C'mon ref!
JV: He didn't see it. He thought he saw C-Murder coming in so he turned
his attention over there.
[The Original Gangsta nails The Shocker with a double underhook piledriver.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Original Gangsta hits him with the fire extinguisher.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Shocker is busted wide open.
Scott Thomas throws the fire extinguisher out of the ring.]
VM: Well he obviously saw that.
JV: Yeah, well, he didn't want a team to get DQ'd for using a foreign object.
[The Original Gangsta executes a piledriver on The Shocker.
Havoc is bleeding profusely.
The Original Gangsta hits The Shocker with a tiger suplex.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.]
VM: And again Shocker just barely avoids elimination.
[The Original Gangsta hits The Shocker with a Russian legsweep.
The crowd is giving The Original Gangsta a standing ovation.
Havoc is bleeding profusely.
The Original Gangsta tags out to Rock 'n Roll Animal.
C-Murder enters the ring, but gets cut off.]
VM: And here's Animal!
[The Original Gangsta executes a Russian legsweep on The Shocker.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on The
Shocker.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]
VM: Shocker is holding on for dear life now.
JV: He really needs to make a tag.
[The crowd is going crazy.
Rock 'n Roll Animal and The Original Gangsta whip The Shocker into the ropes.
They hit The Shocker with a double elbowsmash.
The Original Gangsta hits The Shocker with a waistlock suplex.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but Tyra
shoves him off the turnbuckle.]
VM: Now Tyra is getting involved!!
[The crowd is going crazy.
Scott Thomas disqualifies The Thugz.]
VM: And scott did not like the manager getting involved and thus
disqualifies the Thugz.
RA: The Thugz have been eliminated.
VM: It took 20 minutes, but we're finally down to 3 teams. And now Phoenix
is going to come in.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal has the crowd going wild.
Rock 'n Roll Animal throws Phoenix out of the ring.
Scott Thomas counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Phoenix
reenters the ring.
Rock 'n Roll Animal locks Phoenix in a sleeperhold.
Phoenix reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Phoenix into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a lariat, but Phoenix counters it with
a duck-down move.
Phoenix hits a running powerslam on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.]
JV: Phoenix still has a lot of fight left in him.
VM: I'll say. His matches have totalled for more than 40 minutes so
far.
[The crowd erupts.
Phoenix whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Phoenix with a shoulderblock.
Masta Killa is bleeding profusely.
The Original Gangsta enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Rock 'n Roll Animal and The Original Gangsta hit Phoenix with a double
flying axhandle.]
VM: They definitely have that move down.
JV: They keep trying to go for that move, they're gonna get burned.
[The Original Gangsta leaves the ring.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for an Asai moonsault, but Phoenix counters it with
a side step.
Rock 'n Roll Animal runs into the ropes.
Phoenix executes a dropkick to the knee on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Masta Killa is bleeding like a faucet.
Phoenix catches Rock 'n Roll Animal in a short arm scissors.
Phoenix lets go after 11 seconds.]
JV: I've never understood why they let go.
[Phoenix runs into the ropes.
Phoenix uses a fist to the midsection on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Phoenix executes the Razzle Dazzle on Rock 'n Roll Animal.]
JV: It's over for the Animal.
[Phoenix goes for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]
JV: What?
VM: Animal somehow kicked out after the Razzle Dazzle.
[Phoenix uses a Hotshot on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Phoenix goes for a DDT, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with a backdrop.
Rock 'n Roll Animal tags out to The Original Gangsta.]
VM: Animal makes a desperation dive to his corner and tags out to O.G.
[The Original Gangsta nails Phoenix with a Russian legsweep.
The crowd is giving The Original Gangsta a standing ovation.
The Original Gangsta goes for a Russian legsweep, but Phoenix counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Phoenix takes The Original Gangsta down with a fist to the midsection.
Phoenix is bleeding like a faucet.
Phoenix goes for the Razzle Dazzle, but The Original Gangsta counters it with
a backdrop.]
VM: Phoenix tried to go for his finisher again, but O.G. was ready for
it.
[The Original Gangsta runs into the ropes.
The Original Gangsta misses with an elbow.
The Original Gangsta hits Phoenix with an elbow.
The Original Gangsta nails Phoenix with a German suplex.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
The Original Gangsta complains about a slow count.
Phoenix hits an inside cradle on The Original Gangsta.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.]
VM: Whoah! O.G.'s complaining nearly cost him the match.
[Phoenix tags out to Doug Bacon.
Doug Bacon and Phoenix hit The Original Gangsta with a double flying
axhandle.]
VM: Everybody's using the double flying axhandle.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal enters the ring and lays out Phoenix.
The Original Gangsta and Rock 'n Roll Animal whip Doug Bacon into the ropes.
They hit Doug Bacon with a double elbowsmash.
Rock 'n Roll Animal leaves the ring.
The Original Gangsta whips Doug Bacon into the ropes.
Doug Bacon misses with a shoulderblock.
Doug Bacon hits The Original Gangsta with a shoulderblock.
Doug Bacon catches The Original Gangsta in the STF.]
VM: Bacon has that STF on tight.
JV: I prefer STP myself.
VM: Stone Temple Pilots?
JV: Hell no. I would never listen to crap like that. I'm talking about
the motor oil.
[The Original Gangsta is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Original Gangsta reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds.
Doug Bacon runs into the ropes.
Doug Bacon takes The Original Gangsta down with a short lariat.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, three.]
VM: And Bacon has eliminated the team of O.G. and Animal.
JV: Hahaha! Underground Team Two is just one pin away from becoming the
SWF Tag Team Champs.
RA: The team of Original Gangsta and Rock 'n Roll Animal have been eliminated.
VM: So now Havoc comes in, of course he's not looking good at all with
that gash on his head.
[The crowd is on its feet cheering for Doug Bacon.
They lock up.
Havoc is bleeding like hell.
Doug Bacon places Havoc on the turnbuckle.
Doug Bacon hits Havoc with a belly-to-belly superplex.
The crowd is behind Doug Bacon all the way.]
JV: Might as well give UTT the belts now, cuz there's no way the Ridas
are gonna win this one.
[Doug Bacon punches Havoc.
Doug Bacon hits Havoc.
Doug Bacon goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Havoc blocks it.
Havoc throws Doug Bacon out of the ring.
Scott Thomas counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Doug Bacon
reenters the ring.]
VM: Havoc throws Bacon out to slow down the pace, and to get a chance to
regroup.
[Havoc whips Doug Bacon into the ropes.
Havoc hits Doug Bacon with a savate kick.
Havoc uses a jawbreaker on Doug Bacon.
Havoc runs into the ropes.
Doug Bacon goes for a sleeperhold, but Havoc blocks it.
Havoc takes Doug Bacon down with a double underhook piledriver.
Havoc has the crowd going wild.
Phoenix is bleeding profusely.
Havoc goes for a spinebuster slam, but Doug Bacon counters it with a kneelift.
Doug Bacon punches Havoc.
The crowd is going crazy.
Doug Bacon hits Havoc.
Doug Bacon has the crowd going wild.
Havoc punches Doug Bacon.]
VM: This is turning into a brawl now.
[The crowd is really behind Havoc.
Doug Bacon hits Havoc.
The chants for Doug Bacon are deafening.
Doug Bacon goes for a flying forearm, but Havoc counters it with
a duck-down move.
Havoc hits Doug Bacon with a flying bulldog.
The crowd is really behind Havoc.
Havoc nails Doug Bacon with the Stinger Splash.]
VM: Havoc is just all over Bacon.
[Havoc has the crowd going wild.
Havoc nails Doug Bacon with a dragon suplex.
Scott Thomas counts: One, kickout.
Havoc nails Doug Bacon with a slingshot somersault splash.
Havoc has the crowd going wild.
Havoc goes for a spinebuster slam, but Doug Bacon counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is behind Doug Bacon all the way.
Doug Bacon tags out to Phoenix.]
VM: And Bacon brings in his partner.
JV: The ridas do have a great advantage right now. They spent the least
amount of time in the ring out of all of the teams. So they're not as
tired.
VM: Plus neither of them wrestled in a 20 minute match earlier today.
[Masta Killa enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Doug Bacon takes Havoc down with a short lariat.
The chants for Doug Bacon are deafening.
Phoenix goes for a flying fistdrop, but Havoc counters it with
a fist to the midsection.
Doug Bacon leaves the ring.
Havoc goes for an Asai moonsault, but Phoenix counters it with a
Tombstone.]
VM: Phoenix caught Havoc in mid-air!
[The crowd is on its feet cheering for Phoenix.
Havoc whips Phoenix into the ropes.
Havoc takes Phoenix down with a savate kick.
Havoc takes Phoenix down with a Vader attack.]
JV: But that didn't seem to have any effect on him.
[Havoc hits a flying bulldog on Phoenix.
Havoc uses a dragon suplex on Phoenix.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, three.]
JV: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VM: Yes! Phoenix has been pinned and the Westside Ridas are the new SWF
Tag Team Champions!!
[The crowd erupts.]
RA: Here are your winners, and new SWF Tag Team Champions, The Westside
Ridas, in a time of 27:42!
[C-Murder and Shocker are given the belts, which they hold above their
heads. Doug Bacon and Phoenix walk back to the lockerrooms.]
VM: So the Westside Ridas pull off the upset and win the tag belts
vacated by Mr. America and War Machine. And they'll face the Trinity
team of Americas Champ Pagan and International champ, or possibly the
World champ, Equalizer on Devil's Night in Philadelphia.
JV: And Devil's Night is going to be even bigger than tonight.
VM: Right you are Johnny. All 5 belts will be put on the line again,
plus we'll have the Nissan Invitational Battle Royal, plus a lot more
action. Now it's time for our final and most anticipated match.
RA: The following match is for the SWF World Championship. Introducing
first, being led to the ring by his manager, Mickey Dee, from Kingston,
Canada, weighing in at 275 pounds here is the SWF International
Champion, The Equalizer!!
["Electric Chair" by Prince blares as the lights dim. Equalizer and
Mickey Dee emerge from the entrance. Several fireworks are shot off as
the two men head to the ring. The crowd boos loudly.]
RA: And his opponent, being led to the ring by his manager, Paul Von
Braun, from Sudbury, Canada, weighing in at 340 pounds, here is the SWF
World Champion, Doug Bacon!!!!!
[A heavy metal version of 99 bottles blares. Lasers form beer mugs on
the aisleway. Doug Bacon and Paul Von Braun make their way to the ring.
Doug is carrying his world title belt over his shoulder. His cuts from
the previous match are bandaged up. The crowd is cheering him on.]
VM: The crowd cheering on an Underground member?
JV: Well I think it all goes back to that attack in the IWF. The attack
that destroyed the league.
VM: Many people have been saying that Doug would have the advantage
since Equalizer had an earlier match, but with that tag team match we
just watched, I'd have to say Equalizer has the advantage now.
JV: Definitely. Equalizer has had time to rest up while Doug hasn't.
But Doug can handle it.
[They lock up.
Doug Bacon uses a power bomb on Equalizer.
Sam Walken counts: One, two, kickout.
Doug Bacon hits Equalizer with a flying headbutt.
Sam Walken counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
JV: What did I tell you?
VM: Doug is starting off very strong.
[There are lots of chants for Doug Bacon.
Doug Bacon whips Equalizer into the ropes, but Equalizer reverses it.
Doug Bacon hits Equalizer with an elbow.
Doug Bacon puts Equalizer in a surfboard.
Equalizer breaks the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Equalizer uses a faceslam on Doug Bacon.
Equalizer locks Doug Bacon in the STF.
Doug Bacon is valiantly trying to break the hold.]
VM: Equalizer has that STF on tight and almost in the center of the
ring.
JV: C'mon Doug, you can break out of it.
[Doug Bacon is struggling to reach the ropes.
Doug Bacon is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Doug Bacon is inching his way towards the ropes.]
JV: Imagine there's a beer sitting on that rope.
[Doug Bacon reaches the ropes after being trapped for 23 seconds.]
VM: Don't even try to take credit for that.
JV: Why not?
VM: Cuz he can't even hear you from here.
[Equalizer hits a bodyslam on Doug Bacon.
Equalizer gets a bow-and-arrow submission on Doug Bacon.
Doug Bacon breaks the hold after 5 seconds.]
VM: Bacon breaks that hold rather quickly.
JV: Equalizer is actually using a rather sound strategy, with all the
submission holds. Bacon is already sore and tired from the previous
match so use it to your advantage.
[Doug Bacon kicks Equalizer.
The crowd is cheering on Doug Bacon.
Equalizer hits Doug Bacon.
There are lots of chants for Equalizer.
Equalizer hits Doug Bacon.
The crowd is really behind Equalizer.
Equalizer hits Doug Bacon.
There are lots of chants for Equalizer.
Equalizer uses a springboard lariat on Doug Bacon.]
VM: And we can see that Equalizer is able to move much quicker than the
tired Bacon.
[Doug Bacon whips Equalizer into the ropes, but Equalizer reverses it.
Equalizer hits Doug Bacon with a chop.
Equalizer hits Doug Bacon with a chop.
Equalizer runs into the ropes.
Equalizer hits Doug Bacon with a kick.]
JV: Equalizer is making a mistake now. He's trying to humiliate Bacon
instead of beating him.
[Equalizer goes for a flying clothesline, but Doug Bacon counters it with
a duck-down move.
Doug Bacon gets a sleeperhold on Equalizer.
Equalizer is inching his way towards the ropes.]
VM: And Bacon was able to capitalize on the mistake you pointed out
Johnny.
[Doug Bacon lets go after 14 seconds.
Doug Bacon hits Equalizer.
The crowd is responding to Doug Bacon.
Equalizer punches Doug Bacon.
Equalizer hits Doug Bacon.
The crowd is responding to Equalizer.
Doug Bacon kicks Equalizer.
A small "Doug Bacon" chant is being started.
Doug Bacon uses an elbowsmash on Equalizer.
Doug Bacon goes for a Russian legsweep, but Equalizer counters it with an
elbowsmash.]
VM: These two sure are doing a lot of brawling.
[Equalizer executes an enzuigiri to the face on Doug Bacon.
Equalizer is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Equalizer nails Doug Bacon with a dropkick.
Doug Bacon bumps into Sam Walken.]
VM: and Bacon just fell on top of Sam Walken.
[Equalizer gets a figure-four sleeper on Doug Bacon.]
JV: How the hell did Sam get this match anyways? Where's Matarese? He
should be reffing this match.
[There is no referee there to ask Doug Bacon.
Sam Walken is back on the job.
Doug Bacon reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Equalizer goes for a figure-four sleeper, but Doug Bacon blocks it.
Doug Bacon hits Equalizer with a short lariat.
Sam Walken counts: One, kickout.]
VM: Equalizer kicks out in no time flat there.
JV: What do you mean no time flat? Sam counted to one.
[There are lots of chants for Doug Bacon.
Doug Bacon goes for a brain buster, but Equalizer counters it with a vertical
suplex.
Equalizer takes Doug Bacon down with a bodyslam.
Equalizer is going for the pin.
Sam Walken counts: One, two, kickout.]
VM: Equalizer was just a count away from becoming the new world champ.
JV: In the off off off chance that Equalizer some how does manage to
win, what happens to the International title?
VM: Well since Bacon is a canadian he would be awarded that belt. If
Bacon was American, the belt would be declared vacant and a tournament
would be held to determine the new champion.
[Equalizer goes for a dropkick, but Doug Bacon counters it with a side step.
Doug Bacon goes for a sleeperhold, but Equalizer blocks it.
Equalizer hits an enzuigiri to the face on Doug Bacon.
Equalizer goes for a springboard lariat, but Doug Bacon counters it with a
dropkick.]
VM: Wow!
JV: 340 pounds managed to jump up and dropkick Equalizer right in the
jaw.
[Doug Bacon goes for a surfboard, but Equalizer blocks it.
Equalizer nails Doug Bacon with a faceslam.
The crowd is behind Equalizer all the way.
Equalizer hits a springboard lariat on Doug Bacon.
Equalizer goes for a hiptoss, but Doug Bacon counters it with a facerake.
Doug Bacon uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Equalizer.
Equalizer executes a hiptoss on Doug Bacon.
Equalizer catches Doug Bacon in a spinning toe hold.]
VM: There's a move you don't see to often anymore.
JV: I don't understand why. It's a good move.
[Doug Bacon tries to escape the hold.
Doug Bacon reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Equalizer uses a backbreaker on Doug Bacon.
Equalizer goes for a bridging back suplex, but Doug Bacon counters it with
a headlock takedown.
Doug Bacon whips Equalizer into the ropes, but Equalizer reverses it.
Doug Bacon hits Equalizer with a shoulderblock.]
VM: Bacon is finally beginning to show signs of life again.
[Doug Bacon is going for the pin.
Sam Walken counts: One, two, kickout.
Doug Bacon hits Equalizer with a short lariat.
Sam Walken counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Doug Bacon hits Equalizer with an elbowsmash.
Doug Bacon hits a Russian legsweep on Equalizer.
Doug Bacon hits Equalizer with a flying legdrop.
Sam Walken counts: One, two, kickout.]
VM: 3 sets of two counts for Doug.
JV: If Matarese were in there, Bacon would have this match won by now.
[The crowd is going crazy.
Doug Bacon puts Equalizer in a sleeperhold.
Equalizer tries to escape the hold.
Equalizer is valiantly trying to break the hold.]
VM: Equalizer is losing strength. He's only a few inches away from the
ropes. He's gotta grab a hold of them if he wants to stay in this
match.
JV: No way. The fat lady has sung.
[Equalizer is inching his way towards the ropes.
Equalizer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 23 seconds.]
VM: I'm afraid you're wrong Johnny.
[Equalizer nails Doug Bacon with an enzuigiri to the face.
Equalizer executes a cartwheel kick on Doug Bacon.
Equalizer executes a bridging back suplex on Doug Bacon.
Sam Walken counts: One, two, kickout.
Equalizer hits Doug Bacon with a DDT.
The crowd erupts.
Equalizer executes the Face Plant on Doug Bacon.]
VM: There's Equalizer's finisher. I think we have a new champion!
JV: Nooooo!
[The crowd is on its feet cheering for Equalizer.
Equalizer goes for the pin.
Sam Walken counts: One, two, in the ropes...]
VM: No! Doug managed grab the ropes. And just in time too.
[Equalizer whips Doug Bacon into the ropes.
Equalizer hits an enzuigiri to the face on Doug Bacon.
Equalizer whips Doug Bacon into the turnbuckle.
Doug Bacon comes back and rocks Equalizer with a clothesline.
Doug Bacon executes a tiger driver on Equalizer.
Sam Walken counts: One, two, kickout.]
VM: Huge tiger driver but Equalizer kicks out.
[The chants for Doug Bacon are deafening.
Doug Bacon nails Equalizer with a flying headbutt.
Sam Walken counts: One, shoulder up.
The chants for Doug Bacon are deafening.
Doug Bacon whips Equalizer into the ropes, but Equalizer reverses it.
Equalizer hits Doug Bacon with a kick.
Equalizer goes for a springboard lariat, but Doug Bacon counters it with a
powerslam.]
VM: Equalizer is having no luck with that springboard lariat. He's been
dropkicked and now powerslammed while trying to go for that move.
[Sam Walken counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd erupts.
Doug Bacon whips Equalizer into the turnbuckle, but Equalizer reverses it.
Equalizer charges into the corner, but Doug Bacon lifts his leg.
Doug Bacon goes for a clawhold, but Equalizer counters it with a low
blow.]
JV: Some people would consider that to be a cheap shot, but it does
work.
[Equalizer takes Doug Bacon down with a hiptoss.
Equalizer nails Doug Bacon with a backbreaker.
The crowd is behind Equalizer all the way.
Doug Bacon goes for an armbar submission, but Equalizer blocks it.
Equalizer goes for a DDT, but Doug Bacon blocks it.
Doug Bacon places Equalizer on the turnbuckle.
Doug Bacon executes a belly-to-belly superplex on Equalizer.]
VM: SUPERPLEX!
JV: State the obvious why don't you.
[The crowd is on its feet cheering for Doug Bacon.
Doug Bacon puts Equalizer in a double chickenwing submission.
Equalizer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Doug Bacon places Equalizer on the turnbuckle.
Doug Bacon takes Equalizer down with a belly-to-back superplex.
The crowd is giving Doug Bacon a standing ovation.]
VM: The fans loved that superplex.
[Doug Bacon goes for a flying forearm, but Equalizer counters it with
a duck-down move.
Doug Bacon places Equalizer on the turnbuckle.
Doug Bacon uses a belly-to-belly superplex on Equalizer.]
VM: 3 belly-to-belly superplexes within 30 seconds!
[Doug Bacon uses a backdrop driver on Equalizer.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Doug Bacon.
Doug Bacon runs into the ropes.
Equalizer misses with an elbow.
Doug Bacon misses with a shoulderblock.
Equalizer nails Doug Bacon with a clothesline.
Equalizer hits Doug Bacon with a hiptoss.
Doug Bacon executes the Doctor Bomb on Equalizer.
Sam Walken counts: One, two, three.]
VM: THAT'S IT! Doug Bacon has retained the SWF World Belt!!
RA: Here is your winner, and still SWF World Champion, Doug Bacon, in a
time of 10:44!!
JV: He is without a doubt, the franchise!
VM: Oh what a night it has been. We have 3 new champions.
JV: Yeah, Trinity may have won a new belt, but it also lost one to the
Underground.
VM: And don't forget the cinderella tag team Westside Ridas who won the
tag belts. Well we are running out of time. Johnny and I will see you
next week on SWF Slaughterhouse. The rest of us will see you on October
30th for Devil's night. So long!!
[The signal gets scrambled.]
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