[Scene opens as fireworks explode all over the arena. The fans are going
wild as the get ready to witness the best SWF PPV ever. Rino Barino and
Mike Azevedo are seen inside of the squared circle]
RB: WELCOME EVERYONE TO BIRTHDAY BASH! I'm Rino Barino along here with Mike
Azevedo.
MA: Everyone get ready because tonight you will witness a great PPV.
RB: That's right the next two matches will be seen for free!
MA: However, in order to view the entire PPV, you must call your local cable
company and order SWF's PPV.
RB: It only costs $29.95 so get off that couch, pick up the phone and start
dialing. Just take a look at the line-up the SWF has come up with this time:
World Title Match:
Mr. Shhh vs. Rock 'n Roll Animal
American Title Match:
Hot Shot Donovan vs. Gods Tears
International Title Match:
Sean "The Duke" McKenzie vs. Equalizer
Toughman Title Match:
"Tiger" Tom Pho vs. Sandman
Tag Team Title Match:
Living Dead vs. Endless Fury
TV Title Tourney:
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Artful Dodger----\
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Flash------------/ \
\
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/
Panzer Sturm-----\ /
----------/
Hell Hound-------/
Duke Diamond-----\
----------\
Giant Killer-----/ \
\
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/
The Judge--------\ /
----------/
Fatal Fury-------/
Tony Smooth------\
----------\
Headhunter-------/ \
\
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/
Hexx-------------\ /
----------/
Time Warp--------/
Grudge Match:
Lumberjack match:
Gods Tears vs. Flash
Throwback match:
Mr. Meteorite #69 vs. Jagged Edge
Triangle Match:
Surprise participants (not SWF wrestlers)
Tag Team Battle Royal
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Kold Blooded Killaz
Madness
Sound & Fury
Thugz
Birds Of Prey
Warrior Clan
MA: Like I said earlier we have two free for all matches coming up any minute!
RA: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall.
["Bastard is as Bastard Does" by Monster Voodoo Machine starts to play.]
Introducing first, from Cranbrook, British Columbia, Canada, weighing in
at 221 pounds here is Brian McKay!!
[Fire works light up the arena as Brian McKay makes his way to the ring.
He carries his hockey stick down to the ring and totally ignores the
fans, which just happen to be booing him. He enters the ring as his
music dies down and "Uprising" by Damn Yankees starts to play.]
RA: And his opponent, from Newark, New Jersey, weighing in at 289
pounds, here is The Vigilante!!
[Police lights illuminate the arena. Vigilante makes his way down to
the ring. He slaps hands with a few of the fans. The crowd is cheering
him on.]
RB: Look at this guy! HA HA HA The Vigilante is going to kill him. Regardless
of the age difference.
MA: Listen to the ovation by this crowd. The 6'7", 289 pound Vigilante is
ready to go.
RB: Looks like he's ready to croak as far as I'm concerned.
MA: Oh stop that, Vigilante slides under the bottom rope.
RB: Brian McKay attacks The Vigilante before the bell.
MA: McKay plans on taking the Vigilante head on!
[Brian McKay whips The Vigilante into the turnbuckle.
Brian McKay goes for a spinebuster slam, but The Vigilante counters it with
a kneelift.
The Vigilante takes Brian McKay down with a tiger driver.]
RB: Just like that the Vigilante takes control of the match!
MA: Here's the pin!
[Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Vigilante catches Brian McKay in the STF.]
MA: OH! Can you believe this! This is only the first match everyone and we
have so much action. So call you local cable company to order.
RB: Azevedo, shut up!
[Brian McKay reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Brian McKay goes for a power bomb, but The Vigilante counters it with a
backdrop.
The Vigilante uses a short clothesline on Brian McKay.
The crowd is really behind The Vigilante.
The Vigilante places Brian McKay on the turnbuckle.
The Vigilante goes for the Vendetta, but Brian McKay counters it with
a fist to the midsection.]
MA: Good move there by Brian McKay.
RB: He was able to counter the Vigilante's finishing hold!
MA: If the Vigilante. Would have nailed him with the Vendetta, it would
have been lights out.
RB: You don't know that.
[Brian McKay goes for a bodyslam, but The Vigilante counters it with
a small package.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, kickout.]
MA: Only a one count on that one.
[The Vigilante throws Brian McKay out of the ring.
Andrew Borgert counts: one, two, three, Brian McKay reenters the ring.]
RB: See now we are seeing the age of the Vigilante. In his earlier years
he would have been out they're taking McKay to the floor.
[The Vigilante runs into the ropes.
The Vigilante executes a tilt-a-whirl suplex on Brian McKay.]
MA: Great move there!. The Vigilante has been all business thus far.
[The Vigilante is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Vigilante is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.]
RB: Come on a pin after a suplex?
MA: Hey! I have seen a 10 count after a suplex.
[The Vigilante catches Brian McKay in a double chickenwing submission.
Brian McKay is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Brian McKay reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.]
RB: McKay is in trouble now!
[The Vigilante nails Brian McKay with a Gorilla Press.
Brian McKay uses a swinging neckbreaker on The Vigilante.
Brian McKay is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Brian McKay hits The Vigilante with a dropkick.
Brian McKay uses a slap on The Vigilante.]
MA: Now McKay is trying to humiliate the Vig. With that slap.
[Brian McKay uses an elbowdrop on The Vigilante.
Brian McKay hits a swinging neckbreaker on The Vigilante.]
RB: Well folks you have less than 20 minutes to order this PPV.
MA: Be apart of SWF history because this is going to be a memorable PPV.
RB: Yup! Sandman is going to regain the title!
MA: We also have Mr. Shhh defending his title against the Animal!
[Brian McKay hits The Vigilante with a punch.
Brian McKay goes for a Hotshot, but The Vigilante counters it with
a flying forearm.]
RB: Here's the pin!
[Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is cheering on The Vigilante.
The Vigilante hits Brian McKay with a tiger driver.]
MA: OH TIGER DRIVER!
RB: I think The Vigilante can beat Tiger Tom Pho!
MA: Cut it out!
RB: Hey! This is America we have a right to our opinion.
[Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Vigilante yells "You feel tough now, punk?" at his opponent.]
MA: The Vigilante is pump!
RB: I'll say he's yelling at his opponent like that!
[The crowd is cheering on The Vigilante.
Brian McKay uses a hiptoss on The Vigilante.
Brian McKay whips The Vigilante into the turnbuckle, but The Vigilante
reverses it.
The Vigilante hits Brian McKay with a kick to the midsection.
The Vigilante hits a snap mare on Brian McKay.
The Vigilante goes for the Garvin Stomp, but Brian McKay blocks it.
Brian McKay takes The Vigilante down with a slap.]
MA: Again McKay trying to humiliate the Vig. By slapping him
[Brian McKay whips The Vigilante into the ropes, but The Vigilante
reverses it.]
RB: 4:45 have gone by so far in the match.
[The Vigilante uses a Gorilla Press on Brian McKay.
The Vigilante whips Brian McKay into the ropes.
Brian McKay hits The Vigilante with a shoulderblock.
Brian McKay hits The Vigilante with a hiptoss.
Brian McKay is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
MA: McKay finally beginning to show some offense.
Brian McKay locks The Vigilante in a sleeperhold.
RB: Hey that's Sandman's move!
[The Vigilante is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Vigilante is inching his way towards the ropes.]
MA: McKay has that slapped in the middle of the ring.
RB: I can't believe this.
[The Vigilante tries to fight the pain.
Brian McKay lets go after 26 seconds.]
MA: OH! What a mistake by McKay he let go after 26 seconds.
RB: He probably would have had him or at least the victory.
[Brian McKay takes The Vigilante down with a flying fistdrop.
There's a small reaction to Brian McKay.
Brian McKay goes for a sleeperhold, but The Vigilante counters it with
a jawbreaker.]
MA: McKay going to the well to many times now.
[The Vigilante uses a Gorilla Press on Brian McKay.
The Vigilante is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.]
RB: OH, I thought this match was history!
[The Vigilante goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Brian McKay
counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is responding to Brian McKay.
Brian McKay is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.]
MA: Again we see McKay going for the pin!
[Brian McKay hits The Vigilante with a double underhook suplex.
Brian McKay goes for the powerbomb suplex, but The Vigilante counters it with
a throw-off.]
RB: See Azevedo that is experience. The Vigilante knew he was in trouble
and was able to counter the power bomb.
[The Vigilante runs into the ropes.
Brian McKay goes for a Frankensteiner, but The Vigilante counters it with
a tiger driver.]
MA: What a counter!
RB: Here's the pin.
[Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Vigilante goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Brian McKay blocks it.
Brian McKay goes for a clothesline, but The Vigilante counters it with
a duck-down move.
The Vigilante takes Brian McKay down with a DDT.
The Vigilante nails Brian McKay with an inverted power bomb.
The Vigilante has the crowd going wild.]
RB: He has taken total control of the match!
MA: The Vigilante is going all out!
[The Vigilante goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Brian McKay
counters it with a legsweep.
Brian McKay is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
MA: That was a desperation move there! McKay going for the pin after a leg
sweep.
[Brian McKay goes for a spinebuster slam, but The Vigilante counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
Brian McKay goes for a headbutt, but The Vigilante blocks it.
The Vigilante runs into the ropes.
Brian McKay nails The Vigilante with a hiptoss.
Brian McKay uses a Hotshot on The Vigilante.
The crowd is cheering on Brian McKay.
Brian McKay is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Brian McKay whips The Vigilante into the turnbuckle, but The Vigilante
reverses it.
Brian McKay comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection.]
RB: See saw match up back and forth what action!
MA: Folks time is running out for you to call your local cable company.
RB: Well it's the only other way you can watch this show tonight. We have
been sold out for months!
[The Vigilante throws Brian McKay out of the ring.
The Vigilante goes through the ropes.]
RB: 8:30 have gone by and I think that the Vigilante has dominated most of
this match.
MA: I agree.
[The Vigilante whips Brian McKay into the guardrail.
The Vigilante goes for a side suplex, but Brian McKay blocks it.
Brian McKay reenters the ring.
The Vigilante follows him back in.
Brian McKay goes for a front facelock, but The Vigilante counters it with
a low blow.]
RB: Give me a break! The guy is in control of the match and he does that!
[The Vigilante nails Brian McKay with an inverted power bomb.
The chants for The Vigilante are deafening.
Brian McKay hits The Vigilante with a bodyslam.
Brian McKay goes for a spinebuster slam, but The Vigilante counters it with
a lariat.
The chants for The Vigilante are deafening.
The Vigilante yells "You feel tough now, punk?" at his opponent.]
MA: You can feel the adrenaline going!
[The crowd is behind The Vigilante all the way.
Brian McKay goes for a headlock takedown, but The Vigilante counters it with
a throw-off.
The Vigilante nails Brian McKay with a Gorilla Press.
The Vigilante is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]
RB: OH! Again we see a very near 3 count. McKay has to do something and do
it quick.
MA: The Vigilante is all over him.
[The Vigilante attempts to place Brian McKay on the turnbuckle, but Brian McKay
blocks it.
The Vigilante takes Brian McKay down with a Northern Lights suplex.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is giving The Vigilante a standing ovation.
The Vigilante goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Brian McKay counters it with
a backdrop.
Brian McKay is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.]
RB: You know what I don't think that McKay deserves to be in the ring with
a guy like the Vig. He's being out wrestled and out classed.
[Brian McKay gets a figure-four leglock on The Vigilante.
The Vigilante's shoulders are on the mat.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Vigilante reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.]
MA: Vigilante, breaking that hold.
[Brian McKay whips The Vigilante into the ropes.
The Vigilante hits a reverse neckbreaker on Brian McKay.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Vigilante executes a jack-knife power bomb on Brian McKay.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.]
RB: Damn look at the moves by the Vig. He should start wrestling again.
MA: He definitely will have no problems if he does.
RB: Azevedo for once I agree with you.
[The Vigilante throws Brian McKay out of the ring.
The Vigilante goes through the ropes.
The Vigilante executes a takeover suplex on Brian McKay.]
MA: WOW! The Vigilante being very aggressive now!
[Andrew Borgert counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Andrew Borgert counts: 2.
The Vigilante whips Brian McKay into the guardrail.]
RB: McKay is being manhandled!
[They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Vigilante nails Brian McKay with a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
The Vigilante knocks Brian McKay into the ringsteps.
The Vigilante whips Brian McKay into the guardrail.]
MA: McKay is getting his shots.
RB: The Vigilante is trying to end his career.
[Andrew Borgert counts: 3.
The Vigilante reenters the ring.
Brian McKay follows him back in.
The Vigilante takes Brian McKay down with a choke slam.
Brian McKay takes the hockey stick and uses it on him.]
RB: where the hell did that hockey stick come from.
MA: Who knows!
[The crowd is going crazy.
He goes for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.]
RB: McKay is now trying to cheat his way the victory.
MA: He almost did too.
[Brian McKay goes for a spinebuster slam, but The Vigilante counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
The Vigilante places Brian McKay on the turnbuckle.
The Vigilante executes the Vendetta on Brian McKay.]
MA: This BABY IS OVER! THE VENDETTA HAS BEEN EXECUTED!
RB: The Vigilante goes for the pin.
[Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three.]
MA: The Vigilante has one the match!
RB: As Brian McKay complains about a fast count.
MA: Look at this crowd there giving the Vigilante a standing ovation.
RB: And rightfully so. He deserves it. I think everyone in the SWF has to
appreciate one way or the other what the Vigilante has done for the SWF.
MA: WHAT! Did you just say something nice about someone.
RB: Shut up! Let's get the official word!
RA: The winner is The Vigilante!! In a time of 10:33!
MA: Well folks you now have less than 10 minutes to purchase the PPV. Look
at the line up that we have coming up. Right after the HardRock Vs John
McGee match!
World Title Match:
Mr. Shhh vs. Rock 'n Roll Animal
American Title Match:
Hot Shot Donovan vs. Gods Tears
International Title Match:
Sean "The Duke" McKenzie vs. Equalizer
Toughman Title Match:
"Tiger" Tom Pho vs. Sandman
Tag Team Title Match:
Living Dead vs. Endless Fury
TV Title Tourney:
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Artful Dodger----\
----------\
Flash------------/ \
\
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/
Panzer Sturm-----\ /
----------/
Hell Hound-------/
Duke Diamond-----\
----------\
Giant Killer-----/ \
\
----------
/
The Judge--------\ /
----------/
Fatal Fury-------/
Tony Smooth------\
----------\
Headhunter-------/ \
\
----------
/
Hexx-------------\ /
----------/
Time Warp--------/
Grudge Match:
Lumberjack match:
Gods Tears vs. Flash
Throwback match:
Mr. Meteorite #69 vs. Jagged Edge
Triangle Match:
Surprise participants (not SWF wrestlers)
Tag Team Battle Royal
---------------------
Kold Blooded Killaz
Madness
Sound & Fury
Thugz
Birds Of Prey
Warrior Clan
MA: We are ready for the next match!
RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall. ["Small Town" by
John Mellencamp starts to play.] Introducing first, from Charlotte, North
Carolina, here is John "Common Man" McGee!!
[John McGee is walking to the ring in his traditional T-Shirt and his Black
pair of cut offs. Fireworks begin to light up the arena. the fans are
cheering him on. McGee enters the ring.]
RB: This is going to be an interesting match to say the least. McGee is 6'8"
and weighs 280 pounds. And his opponent HardRock is 6'9" and weighs 333
pounds.
MA: Besides the weight factor these two are almost the same in size.
[The crowd boos loudly as David Storm and Brian Christian step through
the curtains. Both men revel in the response given to them by the crowd,
and before making it very far they both turn and point towards the
curtains. The curtains shake a bit, and Mr. Meteorite #69 steps through.
The crowd begins to boo louder.]
MA: Now what are these guys doing here?
RB: I don't don't but whatever it is, it's a waste of air time.
[David Storm and Brian Christian both raise the hands of Mr. Meteorite
#69, who responds by biting into Brian Christian's arm. Christian lets
out a big scream as David Storm attempts to pull Mr. Meteorite #69 away]
MA: I don't think Brian Frenck is going to be too happy about Christian
and Storm crashing the PPV.
[The three men head to the ring, constantly pulling MM#69 away from
various fans along the way. Brian Christian jumps over the top rope and
climbs to the top turnbuckle where he is sprayed with numerous debris
from the fans. David Storm manages to duck most of the trash being
thrown and taps Mr. Meteorite #69 on the back. Storm points to ring
announcer, Rick Ascott, and MM#69 quickly rushes over to bite
Ascott's hand. As MM#69 bites down harder, Ascott jumps and drops the
microphone. Brian Christian attempts to pull MM#69 off as David Storm
takes the microphone]
RB: Guys in the production truck! Shut off that microphone!! I repeat,
shut off that microphone!!
DS: Thank you! Thank you! It's good to be here!
[The crowd begins a "T.w.O." chant]
DS: Now we promised you a big surprise tonight, and although the
original plan isn't... well, let's just say things aren't working out the
way we expected. But nonetheless, we do indeed have quite the surprise
for each and everyone of our fans out there. Numero uno, as you can see,
standing with us here tonight.. the mad dog of the Supreme Wrestling
Federation. The biggest, the baddest, the psycho craziest human beast on
this planet or any other in neighboring galaxies... let's all give a
round of applause to MR. METEORITE #69!!!
[The crowd grows more impatient and upset as David Storm and Brian
Christian both clap their hands for Mr. Meteorite #69.]
DS: Oh but that's not all! We have not one, but two big surprises for
you here tonight! Hit the music!
["Walking on the Sun" by Smashmouth kicks in over the sound system. The
fans all stand up and look towards the entrance]
DS: Ladies and gentlemen, you will not be seeing HardRock here at
Birthday Blast because HardRock is resting peacefully six feet under.
The man who's head was clouded with uncertainty has been reborn. He's
bigger than a mountain! He's harder than the rock! I give to you ...
"BIGGIE Z" ZACK ADAMS!!!!!
[The wrestler formerly known as Hardrock comes out through the entrance.
He is accompanied by his new manager, Ziggy Mour. They walk on down the
aisle. The crowd boos loudly.]
MA: Why on earth has Hardrock, and Meteorite for that matter, teamed up
with the losers David Storm and Brian Christian?
RB: Maybe because they're losers too.
[Brian Christian, David Storm, and Meteorite head back to the locker
rooms after being ordered away by the referee.]
MA: Well at least they're gone.
RB: Yeah, but we still got Biggie Rock.
[They lock up.
Biggie Z hits John McGee with a powerslam.]
MA: This has caught McGee by surprise.
[Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, kickout.
The crowd is responding to Biggie Z.
Biggie Z runs into the ropes.
Biggie Z misses with a shoulderblock.]
RB: This can't be good. McGee has been expecting the regular HardRock not
this alter ego of his.
[John McGee executes a spinebuster slam on Biggie Z.]
MA: Here's the pin.
[Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is cheering on John McGee.
John McGee throws Biggie Z out of the ring.
John McGee goes through the ropes.]
RB: Well McGee is going to welcome Zoro over here to the SWF! HA HA HA
[John McGee goes for a backspin DDT, but Biggie Z blocks it.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: 1.
Biggie Z throws John McGee back into the ring.
Biggie Z executes a clothesline on John McGee.
Biggie Z goes for a punch, but John McGee reverses it.
In turn, Biggie Z counters it with an armbreaker.]
MA: Both men sizing each other out now.
[Biggie Z hits a flying dropkick on John McGee.
Biggie Z takes John McGee down with a legdrop.
Biggie Z nails John McGee with a flying bulldog.
Biggie Z is going for the pin.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
RB: Well everyone he had better get to the phone right now because you only
have 8 minutes left to purchase the PPV.
MA: Again it's $29.95 for a jam packed card here tonight.
[Biggie Z nails John McGee with a power bomb.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is really behind Biggie Z.
Biggie Z goes for a legdrop, but John McGee counters it with a roll away.
John McGee runs into the ropes.
John McGee hits Biggie Z with an elbow.]
RB: McGee still looks shocked that, that is not really HardRock in the ring.
[John McGee hits Biggie Z with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is really behind John McGee.
John McGee nails Biggie Z with a DDT.
John McGee takes Biggie Z down with a spinebuster slam.]
MA: McGee all over Biggie Z now.
RB: Hey! wouldn't it be funny if he still lost after the image change?
MA: Well anything is possible!
[Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
RB: A kick out with authority by Z.
[John McGee has the crowd going wild
John McGee uses a spinebuster slam on Biggie Z.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.]
RB: McGee looks to be in control of the match!
[John McGee has the crowd going wild.
Biggie Z goes for a DDT, but John McGee blocks it.
John McGee nails Biggie Z with an atomic drop.
John McGee whips Biggie Z into the ropes.
John McGee goes for an armbar submission, but Biggie Z blocks it.
Biggie Z places John McGee on the turnbuckle.
Biggie Z executes a superplex on John McGee.]
MA: Out of no where a SUPERPLEX!
[The crowd is going crazy.
Biggie Z places John McGee on the turnbuckle.
Biggie Z takes John McGee down with a superplex.]
RB: AND ANOTHER!
[The chants for Biggie Z are deafening.
John McGee whips Biggie Z into the ropes.
John McGee hits Biggie Z with a clothesline.
John McGee whips Biggie Z into the ropes.
John McGee misses with a clothesline.]
MA: McGee trying to get something going now!
[John McGee hits Biggie Z with a backdrop.
Biggie Z falls out of the ring.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: one, two, Biggie Z reenters the ring.
John McGee whips Biggie Z into the turnbuckle.
John McGee charges in with a dropkick.
John McGee is going for the pin.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.]
RB: Another kick out by Z.
[John McGee hits Biggie Z with a double underhook piledriver.
The chants for John McGee are deafening.]
MA: What a display of strength by John McGee.
[John McGee attempts to place Biggie Z on the turnbuckle, but Biggie Z blocks
it.
John McGee goes for the Splash Mountain, but Biggie Z counters it with
a throw-off.]
RB: McGee can't nail Biggie Z with his finisher!
[Biggie Z hits John McGee with a clothesline.
Biggie Z hits a piledriver on John McGee.
John McGee takes Biggie Z down with a spinebuster slam.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd erupts.
John McGee locks Biggie Z in an armlock hammerlock submission.
Biggie Z is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Biggie Z is struggling to reach the ropes.
Biggie Z is inching his way towards the ropes.
Biggie Z is struggling to reach the ropes.]
MA: What a show of determination by Z!
[Biggie Z reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds.
John McGee goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Biggie Z counters it with
a DDT.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Biggie Z.]
RB: Looks like the crowd has taken a liking to Z.
[Biggie Z is going for the pin.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]
MA: OH Biggie was less than half a second away from his first win.
[Biggie Z hits John McGee with an enzuigiri.
John McGee takes Biggie Z down with a double underhook piledriver.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
John McGee places Biggie Z on the turnbuckle.
John McGee goes for the Splash Mountain, but Biggie Z counters it with
a faceslam.]
RB: Again McGee can't finish him off with his finisher.
[The crowd is giving Biggie Z a standing ovation.
Biggie Z takes John McGee down with a powerslam.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Biggie Z hits a choke slam on John McGee.
Biggie Z executes the Zack Attack on John McGee.]
MA: That's it! The Zack Attack! Apparently the finisher is still the
same.
RB: And in my eyes, he's still a loser.
[Biggie Z goes for the pin.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, three.]
MA: That's it! HardRock has a successful debut as Biggie Z!
[The crowd is giving Biggie Z a standing ovation.]
RA: The winner is Biggie Z!! In a time of 5:54!
RB: Well folks you have less than 1 minute to order the remainder of the show.
MA: Again it's only $29.95.
RB: So long!
[Screen fades up to footage from a press conference. The footage
is in black and white and many scratches. At the front of the
press conference are Robert Jones and Brian Frenck sitting at the
table as Ron Yvette talks at the podium. 1920's news music is
playing.]
Announcer: Earlier today, Ron Yvette announced the opening on a
new wrestling organization. The wrestling organization, whose
majority owner is Robert Jones, will be called the Supreme
Wrestling Federation. They have already signed some wrestlers
and will be having the very first card on april 29th, 1997. This
announcement comes ri....
[Suddenly the screen is crumpled up like a piece of paper. As
the screen is getting crumpled you can see that Brian Frenck is
crumpling the screen with his hand. He then takes the crumpled
up piece of paper and throws it over his shoulder. Brian Frenck
is wearing a pair of blue jeans and black Blue Oyster Cult t-
shirt. He is standing in some sort of conference room that is
obviously under construction.]
BF: It was right here in this room that SWF was first
conceptualized. A man by the Robert Jones was trying to find a
new way to make some money. He saw how well some of the major
wrestling organizations have been doing and decided to invest his
money to start the SWF. To help him run the league, he brought
in his old friend, Ron Yvette. A man that was completely
clueless about running a wrestling organization. His
incompetence drove the SWF to the edge of ruin. But one man, who
shall remain me, took all of his money from his savings accounts,
put a mortgage on his house, sold off several of his assets,
bought the league and has now turned into one of the most popular
wrestling organizations in the world. The SWF has undergone a
lot of changes within the past year. So what will happen in the
next year? Only time will tell. And it all starts tonight.
Happy Birthday SWF.
[Brian then takes out a party favor and blows. As the paper on
the horn unrolls, the screen explodes. The explosion clears away
revealing a large penthouse suite where a party is taking place.
"Birthday" by Paul McCartney starts to play. The shot shows
Jagged Edge cutting a piece of cake, only to have Mr. Meteorite
#69 dive headfirst into the cake and start gobbling it down. The
camera then pans over to Sandman and Mr. Shhh who are playing a
game of "Pin The Tail On The Equalizer." The camera then pans to
a shot of Gods Tears over by the punch bowl pouring a bottle of
whisky into it. The camera then pans over to a make shift stage
where Rock 'n Roll Animal is playing the guitar and Jukebox Hero
is singing a song. Sean McKenzie jumps up on the stage and
starts playing his bagpipes, only to get booed off the stage. The
camera then moves into the kitchen where the Kold Blooded Killaz and the
Artful Dodger can be seen stealing the silverware. Flash suddenly comes
running through the kitchen wearing a Flash Gordon outfit. The camera
follows Flash and then finally rests on the T.w.O. who are sitting in the
corner by themselves.]
Deaf Leopard: So how come nobody wants to talk to us?
Cpl. Punishment: I don't know, but at least they let us in this time.
[The scene then fades to a shot of the Living Dead on the balcony
dropping water balloons onto unsuspecting pedestrians below. The camera
moves back inside. The screen dissolves to outside the apartment where
David Storm and Brian Christian are knocking on the door.]
DS: Are you sure this is the place?
BC: Yeah. Listen to all that music. They're having fun without us!
DS: Why won't they let us in?
[David Storm and Brian Christian try to force the door open. The camera
then shows that Boom-Boom, Danny Bens and Master Of Pain are on the
other side holding the door closed. Headhunter walks over to the closet
to put his jacket away. When he opens the door he finds Hot Shot Donovan
and Trisha Deneke making out in the closet. The screen dissolves to a
shot of Hell Hound walking through the party grabbing a piece of cake
off of someone else's plate and eating it. He then pulls a beer out of
his leather jacket and guzzles it down. The camera then pans down to
reveal several sticks of dynamite. The camera follows the wires up a
set of stairs to a small bedroom where Equalizer is standing next to the
plunger.]
E: It's time to let Chaos reign!!
[Equalizer then presses down on the plunger and the screen explodes.
The screen clears away to reveal several thousand fans inside the packed
Arena yelling their heads off. The camera pans around the arena. Near
one of the entrances is a stage where Blue Oyster Cult has set up their
instruments. There is also a smaller interview stage on the other side
of the entrance. Above the entrance is the huge Frencktron.]
VM: Hello and welcome to a sold out Baltimore Arena for the biggest PPV
in SWF history, Birthday Blast!! With me as always is Johnny "The
Muscle" Ventures!
JV: Hard to believe it's been one year already. Working with you has
made it feel like 10. But in all seriousness, many critics thought that
the SWF would never make it a year. Several of them said that as soon
as Brian Frenck took control, the league would close in a matter of
weeks. Well we have proved all of them wrong. We've been around for a
year now and we don't intend to close down anytime soon.
VM: Right you are Johnny. And to show our thanks to the fans, we have
put together this spectacular PPV, which will include the first ever TV
Title tournament, a lumberjack match between Gods Tears and Flash, a tag
team battle royal, a special celebrity triangle match, and of course all
the titles will be on the line. And our very first match is a throwback
match and I think that it's only fitting that you and I broadcast this
match as we are the only set of announcers that have been working the
entire year. We we're here when this league first started. Let's go to
Rick Ascott.
RA: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following is a special "throwback" match!
[Blue Oyster Cult starts to play "Hot Rails to Hell"] Introducing
first, from parts unknown, weighing in at 370 pounds, here is Mr.
Meteorite #69!!
[Mr. Meteorite #69 walks out of the entrance. He howls as several
fireworks are launched behind him. He makes his way down to the ring as
the Frencktron shows video from his attack on Dewey Hicks. The crowd is
going wild and is barking loudly. He enters the ring as Blue Oyster
Cult switches to playing "I Am The One You Warned Me Of"]
RA: And his opponent, being led to the ring by the lovely Shae Smith,
from Denver, Colorado, weighing in at 287 pounds, here is the only man
to win 3 singles titles in the SWF, Jagged Edge!!
[Jagged Edge and Shae Smith emerge from the entrance. They walk down
the aisle to the ring as several fireworks are launched and shots of
Jagged Edge wrestling veterans like Doug Bacon, Desperado, Sandman, and
Gods Tears are played on the Frencktron. The crowd is cheering him on.
He enters the ring as Blue Oyster Cult stops playing.]
VM: All right, this should be a great match between two very skilled
wrestlers. There's only one thing I'm confused about...
JV: The big hand tells you the minutes and the little hand tells you the
hour.
VM: Not that. If this is suppose to be a throwback match with 2 of the
very first wrestlers in SWF, why is Meteorite in there? He just
recently joined.
JV: Please don't make me go through this again.
VM: well I really wish someone would explain it to me. The Reverend
Mark Matarese is the referee and there's the bell.
[They lock up.
Jagged Edge attempts to place Mr. Meteorite #69 on the turnbuckle, but
Mr. Meteorite #69 blocks it.
Jagged Edge hits Mr. Meteorite #69 with a belly-to-back suplex.
Jagged Edge nails Mr. Meteorite #69 with a belly-to-belly suplex.]
VM: Jagged Edge able to get 2 suplexes off on the big man.
JV: Yes he is big. Why he's the same size as Moon Dog Gator.
[Jagged Edge goes for a German suplex, but Mr. Meteorite #69 counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Mr. Meteorite #69 goes for the D-Dog-T, but Jagged Edge counters it with
a backdrop.
Mr. Meteorite #69 nails Jagged Edge with a thrust kick to the head.
A small "69" chant is being started.]
VM: You're right Johnny, he does seem to be around the same size as Moon
Dog. I hadn't noticed that before.
[Mr. Meteorite #69 goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but Jagged Edge
blocks it.
Jagged Edge whips Mr. Meteorite #69 into the ropes.
Jagged Edge misses with a kick.
Jagged Edge hits Mr. Meteorite #69 with an elbow.
Jagged Edge goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Mr. Meteorite #69 blocks it.
Mr. Meteorite #69 goes for a cobra clutch, but Jagged Edge blocks it.]
JV: All right look McMihn, everyone in the world knows that Moon Dog
Gator and Me. Meteorite here are the same guy.
VM: No they're not. Meteorite attacked Moon Dog. They can't possibly
be the same guy.
JV: and I suppose you think Cactus Jack, Mankind and Dude Love are 3
separate people too.
VM: Who?
[Jagged Edge goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Mr. Meteorite #69
counters it with a DDT.
A small "Mr. Meteorite #69" chant is being started.
Mr. Meteorite #69 catches Jagged Edge in a clawhold.
Jagged Edge is struggling to reach the ropes.]
VM: Meteorite now using the move that was once the trademark of the
Underground.
JV: Too bad they al left. They could've made something of themselves
had they stuck around.
[Jagged Edge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Jagged Edge goes for a German suplex, but Mr. Meteorite #69 blocks it.
Mr. Meteorite #69 hits a roundhouse right on Jagged Edge.
Mr. Meteorite #69 catches Jagged Edge in a bearhug.
Jagged Edge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Mr. Meteorite #69 hits Jagged Edge with a headbutt.]
VM: Jagged Edge having his problems against the big man.
[Mr. Meteorite #69 goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Jagged Edge blocks it.
Jagged Edge executes the Doctor Bomb on Mr. Meteorite #69.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mr. Meteorite #69 hits Jagged Edge with a thrust kick to the head.
Mr. Meteorite #69 is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Mr. Meteorite #69 takes Jagged Edge down with a flying forearm.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.]
VM: Great flying forearm by Meteorite.
JV: I think you have to get more than 2 inches off the ground for it to
be considered "flying."
[Mr. Meteorite #69 goes for a cobra clutch, but Jagged Edge blocks it.
Jagged Edge attempts to place Mr. Meteorite #69 on the turnbuckle, but
Mr. Meteorite #69 blocks it.]
VM: Jagged Edge has been trying to get the Meteorite up on the
turnbuckle, but he's just to heavy.
[Jagged Edge hits a powerslam on Mr. Meteorite #69.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
A small "Jagged Edge" chant is being started.
Jagged Edge goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Mr. Meteorite #69
counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
There are lots of chants for Mr. Meteorite #69.
Jagged Edge hits Mr. Meteorite #69 with a DDT.
Jagged Edge is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, kickout.]
VM: Only a one count. Edge is going to have to wear himself down some
more. Edge of course will have a chance to become one half of the tag
team champions later on when he and Fatal Fury wrestle the Living Dead.
JV: And with Edge wrestling now and Fury wrestling in the TV Title
tournament, the edge, no pun intended, has to go to the Dead as both
Edge and Fury will be tired.
[Jagged Edge uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Mr. Meteorite #69.
Jagged Edge executes a choke slam on Mr. Meteorite #69.
Jagged Edge is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Mr. Meteorite #69 whips Jagged Edge into the ropes, but Jagged Edge
reverses it.
Mr. Meteorite #69 misses with an elbow.
Jagged Edge hits Mr. Meteorite #69 with a shoulderblock.
Jagged Edge is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.]
VM: Only a two count.
JV: Did you feel the arena shake when 69 hit the mat? I think that
registered 3.0 on the richter scale.
[Jagged Edge places Mr. Meteorite #69 on the turnbuckle.
Jagged Edge hits a belly-to-back superplex on Mr. Meteorite #69.
There are lots of chants for Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge hits Mr. Meteorite #69 with a backspin DDT.
Jagged Edge has the crowd going wild.
Jagged Edge runs into the ropes.
Jagged Edge misses with a kick.
Jagged Edge hits Mr. Meteorite #69 with a powerslam.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is going crazy.]
VM: And another two count.
JV: If I were Edge, I'd throw this match. no sense tiring yourself out
and risking back injury trying to lift this guy when you have a title
match later on.
[Jagged Edge runs into the ropes.
Mr. Meteorite #69 goes for a short lariat, but Jagged Edge counters it with
a crucifix.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
Jagged Edge punches Mr. Meteorite #69.
The crowd is going crazy.
Jagged Edge chops Mr. Meteorite #69.
Mr. Meteorite #69 punches Jagged Edge.
The crowd is going crazy.
Jagged Edge chops Mr. Meteorite #69.
The crowd is going crazy.
Jagged Edge hits Mr. Meteorite #69.]
JV: Edge better watch those punches. His hand could get stuck in all
the rolls of fat.
[The crowd is behind Jagged Edge all the way.
Jagged Edge whips Mr. Meteorite #69 into the ropes.
Shae Smith trips Mr. Meteorite #69.
Mark Matarese warns Shae Smith.
Mark Matarese is back on the job.]
VM: Matarese with a quick warning and then is right back to the match.
JV: Well that's why he's the senior referee. He knows that it's not
worth a disqualification, and he still pays attention to what's going on
instead of arguing with Shae about it.
[Jagged Edge goes for a backspin DDT, but Mr. Meteorite #69 blocks it.
Mr. Meteorite #69 punches Jagged Edge.
The chants for Mr. Meteorite #69 are deafening.
Mr. Meteorite #69 chops Jagged Edge.
The crowd is behind Mr. Meteorite #69 all the way.
Mr. Meteorite #69 punches Jagged Edge.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Meteorite #69.
Mr. Meteorite #69 puts Jagged Edge in a cobra clutch.
Jagged Edge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.]
VM: Too close to the ropes.
JV: Hell, he was almost in the ropes when 69 applied the hold.
[Mr. Meteorite #69 takes Jagged Edge down with an elbowsmash.
Jagged Edge puts Mr. Meteorite #69 in the Shattered Dreams.
The crowd erupts.]
VM: Jagged Edge has his sleeperhold on! He's won several of his titles
with this hold in the past.
[Mark Matarese checks the arm.
He raises the arm... it drops!
He raises the arm... it drops!
He raises the arm... it drops!]
VM: And Mr. Meteorite is out!! Jagged Edge has won the match!!
[The crowd erupts. Blue Oyster Cult starts playing "I Am The One You
Warned Me Of"]
RA: The winner is Jagged Edge!! In a time of 5:34!
[Jagged Edge climbs out of the ring and hugs Shae Smith and then the two
head back to the locker rooms. Mark Matarese tries to revive Mr.
Meteorite, who comes to only to be very confused as to what happened.]
VM: Alright, what a great way to start off.
JV: Yeah, the matches can only get better.
[Mr. Meteorite finally wanders back to the locker rooms.]
VM: Well President Brian Frenck is standing by. Let's see what he's up
to.
[Blue Oyster Cult plays "Cities On Flame" as Brian Frenck walks on to
the smaller stage which is covered in balloons, streamers and confetti.
the crowd is cheering wildly.]
BF: Thank you! Thank you! 1 friggin' year! Who would've thought? I
thought about sending out invitations to all those critics who said the
SWF wouldn't survive more than a month once I took over, but it occurred
to me, people living in cardboard boxes don't have addresses.
Hahahahaha. Seriously though, I want to thank all of you fans for your
support over the past year. And to help show our thanks, we're going to
be giving out some random prizes. We've drawn 50 seats at random. We
are about to announce to show those seats on the Frencktron. If you are
in one of those seats, come by the SWF booth near section 220 with you
ticket stub to claim your prize. What is the prize you ask? Well I'll
show you. Holly, Janice, will you bring the prizes out here?
[Holly and Janice, formerly of Price Is Right fame come out carrying a
big heavy trunk and set it down in front of Brian Frenck.]
BF: Thank you girls. The winners will be allowed to pick one item out
of this trunk. But I suppose you all want to know what's in the trunk.
[Brian Frenck opens up the trunk to show 50 SWF championship belts in
the trunk.] All the bogus SWF belts ever made. we've had a lot of
kleptomaniacs in the league. People just love to steal the title belts.
And many times, the true champion will just go ahead and make a new one.
Or when a champion loses a belt, he tries to keep the original and gives
the guy that just beat him a fake. Well over the past several weeks we
have gathered up all of these fake belts out there, Whether it be by
issuing court orders against wrestlers or going down to the local pawn
shop, we have gotten all of them. All 50 of them. and now we are going
to give you the fans a chance to own these belts. So if you see your
seat up there on the Frencktron, you are a winner. And in case any of
you are wondering how we know which is the real belt and which are the
fakes, due to the thieves in the league we have installed Lojack on all
of the real belts. And anyone who attempts to steal one of the belts
will be disciplined. [Holly and janice come back and close the lid of
the trunk and carry it off.] So if your name is on that screen, come on
by. In the mean time, let's send it back to Vance and Johnny!
[Cut back to Johnny and Vance at the broadcast booth]
VM: Thank you Brian. Nice to see the SWF giving something back to the
fans.
JV: I'll just be glad if this stops all the stealing of the belts.
VM: Agreed. Well the SWF has decided to change things around from their
usual order. So next up we have a title match. Let's go to Rick
Ascott!
RA: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is for the SWF
International title. ["Electric Chair" by Prince starts to play.]
Introducing first, being led to his manager, Destiny, from Kingston,
Ontario, Canada, he is a former World and International champion, the
leader of Trinity, and the most hated man in the SWF, here is
Equalizer!!
[Destiny and Equalizer walk out from the entrance and make their way
down to the ring. The Frencktron shows clips of Equalizer executing
the face plant on several wrestlers and one referee. The crowd boos
loudly. Equalizer enters the ring as the music dies down and "Sons Of
Scotland" by James Horner starts to play.]
RA: And his opponent, being led to the ring by Lady Jezebel, from
Edinburgh, Scotland, weighing in at 375 pounds, here is the reigning SWF
International Champion, Sean "The Duke" McKenzie!!
[The crowd pops as McKenzie and Jezebel walk out the entrance. Several
sparkler type fireworks are launched behind him. As they make their way
down to the ring, both Sean and Jezebel throw white roses into the
audience. The fans are going wild as they enter the ring.]
VM: All right! This will be Equalizers very first match since coming
off of suspension.
JV: He hasn't wrestled in a month so will he be rusty or did he use that
time to train and sharpen his skills.
VM: We'll find out shortly. Jeff Hart is the referee and there's the
bell.
[Sean McKenzie executes a double-axhandle chop on Equalizer.
Sean McKenzie hits a headlock takedown on Equalizer.
Sean McKenzie chops Equalizer.
Sean McKenzie kicks Equalizer.
Sean McKenzie is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sean McKenzie punches Equalizer.]
JV: Guess we can put Equalizer down in the rusty category.
[A small "Sean McKenzie" chant is being started.
Sean McKenzie runs into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie misses with an elbow.
Equalizer takes Sean McKenzie down with a punch.
Equalizer whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
Equalizer hits Sean McKenzie with an elbow.
Equalizer goes for a springboard lariat, but Sean McKenzie counters it with
a dropkick.
Sean McKenzie goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but Equalizer
blocks it.
Equalizer locks Sean McKenzie in a standing wristlock.]
JV: And how did Jeff Hart get this match? I think the blind guy selling
pencils on the street corner can see better than this guy.
[Sean McKenzie reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Equalizer goes for a standing wristlock, but Sean McKenzie blocks it.
Sean McKenzie whips Equalizer into the ropes, but Equalizer reverses it.
Equalizer hits Sean McKenzie with a clothesline.
Equalizer whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes, but Sean McKenzie reverses it.
Sean McKenzie hits a dropkick to the knee on Equalizer.
Sean McKenzie goes for a diving elbow smash, but Equalizer counters it with
a faceslam.]
VM: Huge faceslam by Equalizer. I have to admit not wrestling for a
month does put him at a disadvantage, but he had to expect some form of
suspension after attacking several members of the SWF staff.
JV: Especially since our health insurance plan doesn't cover attacks by
wrestlers.
[Equalizer hits Sean McKenzie with a punch.
Equalizer executes a punch on Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie hits a double-axhandle chop on Equalizer.
Sean McKenzie locks Equalizer in a Sammartino backbreaker.
Equalizer is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Sean McKenzie lets go after 16 seconds.]
JV: He should've kept that on. There was no way Equalizer was going to
break that hold.
[Sean McKenzie goes for a German suplex, but Equalizer counters it with
a go-behind.
Equalizer goes for a bridging back suplex, but Sean McKenzie counters it with
a facerake.
Sean McKenzie goes for a Sammartino backbreaker, but Equalizer counters it with
a backdrop.
Equalizer whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes, but Sean McKenzie reverses it.
Lady Jezebel trips Equalizer.
Jeff Hart warns Lady Jezebel.]
JV: Oh my god! Jeff Hart actually saw something!
VM: Equalizer arguing that it should be a DQ.
JV: What good would that do him? McKenzie would still hold onto the
belt.
[Sean McKenzie uses a double underhook backbreaker on Equalizer.
Equalizer executes an enzuigiri to the face on Sean McKenzie.
Equalizer nails Sean McKenzie with a punch.
Equalizer kicks Sean McKenzie.
Equalizer is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Equalizer punches Sean McKenzie.]
VM: Equalizer finally with some offensive moves.
[The crowd is really behind Equalizer.
Sean McKenzie chops Equalizer.
The crowd is really behind Sean McKenzie.
Equalizer chops Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is going crazy.
Equalizer punches Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is really behind Equalizer.
Equalizer kicks Sean McKenzie.
Equalizer nails Sean McKenzie with an enzuigiri to the face.
Jeff Hart is back on the job.]
JV: Looks like Jeff Hart finally gave up after being told "No" be
Jezebel 100 times.
[Equalizer hits a springboard lariat on Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is going crazy.
Equalizer hits a flying clothesline on Sean McKenzie.
Equalizer takes Sean McKenzie down with a punch.
Equalizer hits Sean McKenzie with a faceslam.]
VM: Equalizer has the champ reeling!
[Equalizer goes for a bow-and-arrow submission, but Sean McKenzie blocks it.
Sean McKenzie goes for a diving elbow smash, but Equalizer counters it with
a faceslam.
Equalizer whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes, but Sean McKenzie reverses it.
Sean McKenzie hits Equalizer with a shoulderblock.
Sean McKenzie goes for a dragon suplex, but Equalizer counters it with
a backward kick.
Equalizer executes a dropkick on Sean McKenzie.
Equalizer hits Sean McKenzie with a dropkick.]
VM: Series of dropkicks, but the big man is still on his feet.
[Equalizer runs into the ropes.
Equalizer hits Sean McKenzie with a kick.
Equalizer goes for a DDT, but Sean McKenzie counters it with
an inverted atomic drop.
Sean McKenzie uses an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on Equalizer.
There are lots of chants for Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie goes for a European uppercut, but Equalizer counters it with
a backslide.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.]
VM: Just a count away from having a new International Champ.
JV: Can you imagine what would go through Brian's mind if Equalizer won
the belt back?
[Equalizer puts Sean McKenzie in a standing wristlock.
Sean McKenzie reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Equalizer executes a springboard lariat on Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Equalizer.
Sean McKenzie executes a headlock takedown on Equalizer.
Sean McKenzie takes Equalizer down with a Tombstone.
Sean McKenzie has the crowd going wild.
Sean McKenzie hits Equalizer with a brain buster.]
VM: McKenzie now working on the head and neck of Equalizer.
JV: Why not? It's one of the easiest parts of the body to damage.
[Sean McKenzie whips Equalizer into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie hits Equalizer with a double-axhandle chop.
Sean McKenzie hits Equalizer.
The crowd is going crazy.
Sean McKenzie kicks Equalizer.
Sean McKenzie hits Equalizer.
Sean McKenzie takes Equalizer down with a jack-knife power bomb.
Jeff Hart counts: One, kickout.]
VM: Only a one count!
JV: Damn! Equalizer must really want this belt bad.
VM: Well no doubt it could help restore some order to Trinity if their
leader was a champion. and plus, as you mentioned, it would get under
Brian's skin if he won.
[The crowd is behind Sean McKenzie all the way.
Equalizer goes for a standing wristlock, but Sean McKenzie blocks it.
Sean McKenzie whips Equalizer into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie takes Equalizer down with a dropkick to the knee.
Sean McKenzie takes Equalizer down with a diving elbow smash.
The crowd is behind Sean McKenzie all the way.
Sean McKenzie uses a brain buster on Equalizer.]
VM: Another huge brainbuster. Equalizer has definitely taken his share
of hits so far tonight.
[The chants for Sean McKenzie are deafening.
Sean McKenzie goes for an Indian deathlock, but Equalizer blocks it.
Equalizer takes Sean McKenzie down with a springboard lariat.
The crowd is giving Equalizer a standing ovation.
Equalizer whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
Equalizer nails Sean McKenzie with a faceslam.
Equalizer whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes, but Sean McKenzie reverses it.
Sean McKenzie hits a double-axhandle chop on Equalizer.
Sean McKenzie goes for a dragon suplex, but Equalizer counters it with
a reverse cradle.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.]
VM: Equalizer almost got the surprise win there.
[Equalizer complains about a slow count.
Sean McKenzie goes for a DDT, but Equalizer counters it with a backdrop.
In turn, Sean McKenzie counters it with a sunset flip.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
JV: E can't afford to lose his focus. Don't let some blind referee
bother you. Just concentrate on McKenzie.
[Sean McKenzie hits Equalizer with a diving elbow smash.
The crowd is behind Sean McKenzie all the way.
Sean McKenzie nails Equalizer with a German suplex.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd erupts.]
VM: And another near pin.
JV: Equalizer needs to leave the ring for a couple seconds to recollect
himself.
[Sean McKenzie uses a Gorilla Press on Equalizer.
Sean McKenzie executes an inverted backbreaker on Equalizer.
Sean McKenzie goes for a spinebuster slam, but Equalizer counters it with
a kneelift.
Equalizer goes for a punch, but Sean McKenzie reverses it.]
VM: Huge right hand by McKenzie.
JV: And that's why you don't have lightweights fighting heavyweights in
boxing matches.
[Sean McKenzie nails Equalizer with a dragon suplex.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.]
VM: McKenzie won!! He retains the title!!
["Sons Of Scotland" plays as Sean McKenzie holds his hands up in
victory. Jezebel runs in and hands him the belt.]
RA: The winner, and still champion, Sean "The Duke" McKenzie!! In a
time of 8:59!
[Sean and Jezebel make their way back to the ring, stopping occasionally
to shake hands with the fans. Equalizer is still in the ring, disgusted
with himself for losing.]
VM: Equalizer very upset with himself for not winning.
JV: Well he lost his cool, and one you lose you co...
[Suddenly Blue Oyster Cult starts to play "Cities On Flame" and Brian
Frenck makes his way down to the ring where Equalizer is now standing.
He enters the ring and pulls a microphone out of his back pocket.]
BF: So you couldn't get your precious belt back, huh E? That's really too
bad. I guess you're not the great wrestler you thought you were.
E: You had that ref count slow on purpose and you know it.
BF: You know, I'm really getting sick and tired of hearing about all of
your conspiracy theories and how everyone is out to get you. I think it's
time that we put you in your place E.
E: Oh yeah? You and what army?
BF: This one.
["Phantom of the Opera" starts playing, as Hell Hound makes his way down to
the ring. Hell Hound is wearing the "Phantom" mask covering his
bashed face. There are the usual boos from the fans, but they start to
cheer in expectation of Equalizers demise.]
E: I ain't afraid of no Hell's Angel reject.
[Hell Hound runs into the ring and nails Equalizer with a quick clothesline,
then starts kicking him in the stomach a multiple times. Brian Frenck just
looks on, with a smile on his face. Hell Hound power-bombs Equalizer to the
mat. Then he picks him up, puts him on the top rope, and executes the Fried
Bacon. After staring and the almost unconscious Equalizer for a moment, he
executes the Fried Bacon again.]
HH: [In a Hellish tone!] I'm not your ordinary Harley rider, Equalizer.
[Hell Hound removes his mask to reveal that he is Doug Bacon.] I'm your
worst nightmare! And the nightmare is only beginning. Come out here guys.
[With that the fans turn to the ring entrance. Gods Tears makes his way in
with the Thugz following behind.]
VM: What?!! Hell Hound is Doug Bacon?! We knew bacon would be making
an appearance, but who knew it would be like this?
["Enter Sandman" starts to play. Sandman makes his way ringside with
Michelle. Moments later it is Mr. Shhh who starts walking ringside. He
carries a large blacksmith hammer with him.]
VM: My God! That blacksmith's hammer is used to mold metal under
extreme conditions. The last time we seen it Doug Bacon was about to end
Equalizers career!
JV: Yeah, but the had a sudden change of moral, and dropped the hammer.
That was over half a year ago. Looks like he's going to finish the job
this time.
[Gods Tears, Sandman, and Mr. Shhh make their way around Doug Bacon. Mr.
Shhh offers the large hammer to Doug Bacon. He holds it up with a smile.]
DB: This, I should have done a long time ago.
[Bacon swings the large hammer over his head, and down connecting right on
Equalizers legs! He does it again, and again! Doug Bacon drops the hammer
and laughs. He grabs the mic back.]
DB: I bet you all are confused right about now, aren't you? Well, I'll let
you in on a little secret. My face wasn't really hurt when Flash
smashed me in the face with the chair. But I decided to use that to my
advantage. I would have felt stupid coming out here with a beard and showing
my true identity with a razor, cutting off all that damn hair. Revealing
myself with the mask was a much easier ploy.
DB: You see, Frenckie has been trying to sign me for months, but he can
be a cheap bastard sometimes. It took him long enough to put enough zeros
in my contract. Now, I'm a happy camper, and that's right, I do have a
contract. This league isn't going to be the same.
[Fans actually cheer!]
DB: The Hell Hound thing? Well, it's amazing how long hair and a big bushy
beard can cover someone's identity. I wanted to prove to this damn league
that I don't win on reputation alone, so I came in this league to cause
hell as Hell Hound. I didn't do a bad job, if I do say so myself. Not
even Brian knew who I was until a few weeks ago. Anyhow, there were a few
terms to our little contract. First, he asked me to take care of this
little swine, Equalizer. I agreed, of course, if Brian would do me a small
favor that would rightfully be mine anyway. Why don't you tell them our
little bargain, Brian?
BF: Well Doug, as we agreed on, at the next PPV, Beach Brawl, in early
June from the Outer Banks of North Carolina, The SWF World Title Shot will go
to you, Doug Bacon.
DB: Very good. SWF, The greatest SWF World Champ in the history of this
league is back. And in June, I will once again be the SWF World Champ!
[DB then turns to the near unconscious Equalizer] Oh and Equalizer, just for
the record, you didn't run me out of the league. And now that I'm back,
you are the first of the very many to feel the wrath of Doug Bacon. I hope
you enjoyed your trip to Hell!
[DB throws down the mic at Equalizer and then walks off with GT, The Thugz,
Sandman, Mr. Shhh and BF.]
VM: Can you believe this? And Doug Bacon leaving with Gods Tears,
Thugz, Sandman, and Mr. Shhh. What is going on here?
JV: A stable in the works, or just some fans wanting to see the end of
Equalizers career? Either way, I can only see this as being the beginning
to something much bigger.
VM: Well the paramedics are coming out with a stretcher now to help
Equalizer. We'll try to have word on his condition later on. Johnny
and I will be back later on to broadcast the Toughman and World title
matches. Right now, we send it over to Mike Jones and Tony Gibson.
Take it away guys.
[Cut to a shot of the two men at a smaller broadcast table.]
FF: Thank you Vance. Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to
the first of the matches for the brand new TV Belt. It only seems right
that we get the honor of host this new tourney since this is a new belt
and we are new to the SWF. Allow me to introduce myself, I am Mike "Foxfire"
Jones and with me tonight is my partner Tony "Venom" Gibson.
V: Aw! excuse me, have you quite finished? I too would like to say a few
words and get on with the matches if you think you can keep quiet long
enough.
FF: Well excuse the hell out of me! Be my guest.
V: First, I would like to take this opportunity to say thank you to Prez
Frenck for hiring us and giving us that huge advance. It was just enough
to cover all of my expenses at the local Motel 6 where we are staying.
Mr. Frenck if you would kindly leave the directions to the Salvation
Army is in the area so that we can have our hot meal for the day we
would appreciate it. Also, I'd like to add that while it's nice to see
Doug Bacon return to the SWF, but I think trying to end a mans career is
totally uncalled for. Now with that out of the way, our first match of
the evening is between two wrestlers that have really made a name for
themselves in a short time.
FF: I'll say! First we have the mouth, as foul as it is, of the SWF, the
insane Gods Tears wannabe, The one, the only, Flash!
V: I thought you were going to stay out of this!
FF: Sorry!
RA: The following match is for the SWF TV Title Tournament. ["Fire It Up"
by Busta Rhymes begins to play. Introducing first, being led to the ring by
his manager, Westminster, from London, England, weighing in at 178 pounds,
here is the Artful Dodger!!
[The Artful Dodger and Westminster walk out from the entrance. The crowd is
going wild as The Artful Dodger, wearing the World Title Belt makes his way
to the ring throwing silver dollars into the crowd.]
FF: The crowd really loves this little guy! Listen to them cheer.
V: Well if someone was throwing me money, you'd hear me cheer too.
[The Artful Dodger finally makes his way to the ring and the lights dim.
"Flash" by Queen begins to play.]
RA: And his opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 294 pounds,
here is Flash!!
[Flash slowly struts out of the entrance. Flash is wearing his usual
tights, but wearing a black tee-shirt with "I am the Toughman Champion"
and has the Toughman belt around his waist. Flash makes his way towards
the ring, with the crowd booing him. He stops and says a few unprintable
words to the crowd and continues on his way.]
FF: I am confused. When we signed up for this deal, I thought Mr. Shhh
was the World Champion and Tom Pho was the Toughman Champion. But The
Artful Dodger is wearing the World Belt and Flash has the Toughman Belt?
When did all this happen?
V: It's a long story and we can get to it later. Let's go to ring
side. Flash is walking into the middle of the ring and motions The Dodger
to join him. He's grabbing for the mic! Let's switch down to the ring and
find out what is going on.
[Flash takes the microphone]
Flash: I've been thinking a lot lately about this little alliance that
we've had going, Dodger. When everyone else in the league turned their
backs on me, you helped me out. That's what I call a big f[beep]in
favor. Now I want to return the favor to you. I'm forfeiting this
first round match in the TV title tournament. That means you get a free
ride into round two, and you will be the freshest man in the whole thing.
[Flash extends his hand to Dodger. The Artful Dodger smiles and shakes
his hand]
FF: I can't believe this. Flash is forfeiting his shot at the TV
title?
V: He's probably just saving his strength up for GT. Besides, you know
that if Dodger wins this tournament, Flash will be the first man to get a
shot at the belt.
Flash: Congratulations. Good luck on becoming the first ever SWF
Television champion.
[Flash raises Artful Dodgers' hand in the air and quickly follows it up
with a clothesline, knocking Dodger to the mat. Flash nails Dodger with
a low blow, followed by a low blow, followed by three really quick jabs
to the midsection, and yet another low blow. He then picks Dodger up by
the hair and executes the Miracle on him.]
V: THE MIRACLE!
FF: I can't believe that son of a....
[Flash leaves the ring and grabs the SWF World Championship belt.]
Flash: Once again, good luck in winning that title, but this one
belongs to me, sh[BEEP]y!
[Flash storms back to the locker rooms carrying both belts with him.
Westminister enters the ring to check on The Artful Dodger.]
FF: That was a terrible thing for him to do, who does he think he is
anyway.
[Westminister helps Dodger back to the lockerrooms.]
V: HAHAHA! What do you mean terrible? The Artful Dodger got a little
taste of the real world and moves onto the next round and The Flash got
the belt. What a great trade off.
FF: Well so much for commentary. Let's see who our next match is with? Oh
I see it is Hell Hound and Panzer Sturm. But I understand that President
Brian Frenck is standing by with Dean Oberman with some comments about this
next match. Dean?
DO: Thank you guys. I'm here with Brian Frenck. Obviously this has
something to do with Hell Hound actually being Doug Bacon.
BF: Indeed it does Dean. Since Hell Hound is indeed Doug Bacon, and Doug
Bacon has held a major singles title...
DO: He's actually held 2. The World title and the International title.
BF: Correct. He is no longer eligible for the TV title. Therefore, he
will be replaced by Sven "Ice Pick" Pietersen.
DO: Ok thank you Mr. President. Back to you guys.
FF: Oh great are there going to be any other surprises?
V: Not that I know of by the night is still young.
RA: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is also for the TV Title
Tournament. [The Swedish National Anthem plays.] Introducing first,
being led to the ring by Helga, from Stockholm, Sweden, weighing in at
305 lbs. Here is Sven "Ice Pick" Pieterson!!
[Fireworks are launched as Sven and Helga emerge from the entrance.
Sven waves the Swedish flag around him and slaps hands with many of the
fans as they make their way to the ring. The fans are cheering him on.
Sven enters the ring as the music dies down and "Drug against War" by
KMFDM starts to play.]
RA: And his opponent, accompanied by Fraulein Domina, from Bremen,
Germany, weighing in at 308 pounds, here is Panzer Sturm!
[The lights dim and spotlights run around the arena as Panzer Sturm stares
straight ahead as he and Fraulein Domina head towards the ring to the sounds
of cheers and boos.]
V: Wow that is quite a mixed reaction from the crowd.
FF: This should have been set for an International match... Sweden vs
Germany.
V: Heir Sturm has been out of the game for a while and may not have what
it takes to win.
FF: I agree but Sven is also new to the league and doesn't have the
benefit of experience.
V: OK Chris Carroll is finishing up his little speech and it looks like
they are ready to get on with the match.
[They lock up.
Sven Pieterson hits Panzer Sturm with a fisherman suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, kickout.
Sven Pieterson goes for a fallaway slam, but Panzer Sturm counters it
with a forearm smash.
Panzer Sturm hits Sven Pieterson with a ropeburn.
Panzer Sturm hits Sven Pieterson with a knee to the back.
Panzer Sturm runs into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson misses with a clothesline.
Panzer Sturm and Sven Pieterson get hit with a double clothesline.]
FF: I have to tell you Venom, Panzer is looking pretty good out there
tonight.
V: Well he needed to do something, Sven almost took him out with his
first move! Talk about a short match.
FF: Can you believe this league is a year old.
V: It's just a year old? Are you sure?
FF: Yes I'm sure, hence the name of the PPV! The Birthday Blast.
V: Oh so that's it!
[Panzer Sturm uses a forearm to the back on Sven Pieterson.
Panzer Sturm hits a forearm to the back on Sven Pieterson.
Panzer Sturm whips Sven Pieterson into the turnbuckle.
Sven Pieterson comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection.
Panzer Sturm uses an atomic drop on Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson uses a DDT on Panzer Sturm.
Sven Pieterson is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sven Pieterson is going for the pin.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.]
FF: Sven Pieterson is starting to become alive. I thought for a minute
this was a one sided match. He almost pinned Panzer Sturm again.
V: The problem with Sven Pieterson is always complaining that the
people he fights are losers and he is looking for real competition. He
thinks he's all that and more.
FF: Well he better think again I've watch Panzer Sturm in the ring and
he is very impressive..
[Sven Pieterson claps.
Sven Pieterson is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sven Pieterson whips Panzer Sturm into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson nails Panzer Sturm with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The crowd is cheering on Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson whips Panzer Sturm into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson hits Panzer Sturm with a clothesline.
Panzer Sturm falls out of the ring.
Sven Pieterson goes through the ropes.]
FF: Well maybe he IS all that and more! did you see that clothesline?
V: Yeah, Panzer Sturm didn't know what hit him! it was just like in the
cartoons! one minute he' standing and the next he's falling backwards.
FF: Chris Carroll is beginning the count! . Any bets on how long it takes
them to get back in.
[Chris Carroll counts: 1.
Sven Pieterson goes for a dragon suplex, but Panzer Sturm blocks it.
Panzer Sturm reenters the ring.
Sven Pieterson follows him back in.
Sven Pieterson brings the table into the ring.
Sven Pieterson whips Panzer Sturm into the turnbuckle.]
V: Well Fox, it didn't take them long. Guess they are in it for the long
haul.
[Sven Pieterson runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Panzer Sturm
moves out of the way.
Panzer Sturm whips Sven Pieterson into the turnbuckle.
Panzer Sturm charges into the corner.
Panzer Sturm goes for a football tackle, but Sven Pieterson counters it
with a DDT.
Sven Pieterson nails Panzer Sturm with a gutwrench suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
Sven Pieterson takes Panzer Sturm down with a DDT.
Sven Pieterson has the crowd going wild.
Sven Pieterson goes for a Gorilla Press, but Panzer Sturm counters it
with a facerake.
Panzer Sturm throws Sven Pieterson out of the ring.]
FF: Sven has had Panzer almost pinned a few times now but no cigar.
V: Speaking of cigars, I was in Cutter's the other day and do you know
that a Montecrisco cigar is $300.00.
FF: What does that have to do with the match.
V: Nothing, I just noticed that one of the wrestlers smoked Montecrisco
cigars and I thought I would throw in a few facts for the fans.
FF: Stick with the match!
V: OK. Panzer Sturm has hurled Sven Pieterson out of the ring almost
creaming a fan! and Chris Carroll is beginning his count.
[Chris Carroll counts: one, two, three, Sven Pieterson reenters the ring.
Panzer Sturm uses a football tackle on Sven Pieterson.]
FF: Panzer Sturm is cutting Sven Pieterson no slack what so ever. The
minute Sven Pieterson got back into the ring he literally tackled him.
V: I hear Panzer Sturm played football while he was at Hitler High in
Germany.
FF: I don't remember reading that. Is that true?
V: No, but it certainly did sound good.
[Panzer Sturm goes for a spinebuster slam, but Sven Pieterson counters
it with a kneelift.
Sven Pieterson whips Panzer Sturm into the ropes, but Panzer Sturm
reverses it.
Panzer Sturm hits Sven Pieterson with a kick.
Panzer Sturm hits an elbowsmash on Sven Pieterson.
Panzer Sturm hits Sven Pieterson with a faceslam.
Panzer Sturm is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Panzer Sturm goes for a kneelock submission, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.
Sven Pieterson goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Panzer Sturm blocks it.
Panzer Sturm nails Sven Pieterson with a Northern Lights suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, kickout.]
FF: Beautiful suplex by Panzer Sturm! Sven is having a tough time
coming back after that one.
[Panzer Sturm goes for an earringer, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.
Sven Pieterson chops Panzer Sturm.
Sven Pieterson has the crowd going wild.
Sven Pieterson hits Panzer Sturm.
The chants for Sven Pieterson are deafening.
Sven Pieterson throws Panzer Sturm out of the ring.]
V: Well it looks as though Sven Pieterson is making his move! he just
threw Panzer Sturm out of the ring and he is not letting him back in.
Chris Carroll is counting.
[Chris Carroll counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
nine, Panzer Sturm reenters the ring.]
FF: We almost had a count out! Panzer Sturm had trouble getting back
in! If Sven Pieterson hadn't of tried playing the crowd I believe this
match would have been all over with.
[Sven Pieterson runs into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson hits Panzer Sturm with a kick.
Sven Pieterson places Panzer Sturm on the turnbuckle.
Sven Pieterson hits a superplex on Panzer Sturm.
The crowd is behind Sven Pieterson all the way.
Sven Pieterson nails Panzer Sturm with a fallaway slam.
Sven Pieterson hits a bridging back suplex on Panzer Sturm.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is giving Sven Pieterson a standing ovation.]
FF: The crowd is really behind Sven Pieterson.
V: I find that the crowd is behind anyone that is inflicting the most
pain.
[Sven Pieterson nails Panzer Sturm with a fallaway slam.
Sven Pieterson runs into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson misses with a clothesline.
Panzer Sturm hits Sven Pieterson with a faceslam.
Panzer Sturm whips Sven Pieterson into the ropes, but Sven Pieterson
reverses it.
Sven Pieterson hits Panzer Sturm with a powerslam.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
The chants for Sven Pieterson are deafening.]
FF: I don't know where Sven Pieterson trained at but his country is know
for it's neutrality and peacefulness. I don't think he quite grasped
it's concepts.
V: You're thinking of Switzerland you idiot!
[Sven Pieterson goes for a bridging back suplex, but Panzer Sturm
counters it with a headlock takedown.
Panzer Sturm goes for a sleeperhold, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.
Sven Pieterson takes Panzer Sturm down with a gutwrench suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sven Pieterson hits a powerslam on Panzer Sturm.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
Sven Pieterson hits a snap suplex on Panzer Sturm.
Sven Pieterson uses a bridging back suplex on Panzer Sturm.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sven Pieterson hits a slingshot on Panzer Sturm.
The crowd is giving Sven Pieterson a standing ovation.
Sven Pieterson nails Panzer Sturm with a gutwrench suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.]
FF: Another near pin by Sven Pieterson. Panzer Sturm is taking a real
beating.
V: Probably reminds him of World War II!
[Sven Pieterson throws Panzer Sturm out of the ring.
Sven Pieterson goes through the ropes.
The crowd is giving Sven Pieterson a standing ovation.
Sven Pieterson throws Panzer Sturm back into the ring.
Sven Pieterson brings the table into the ring.
Sven Pieterson goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Panzer Sturm counters
it with a backdrop.
In turn, Sven Pieterson counters it with a sunset flip.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
FF: Is there no pinning this man. Sven Pieterson has tried numerous
times throughout this match but the German just refuses to stay down.
V: Kinda like the energizer bunny! he just keeps going and going and
going
[Sven Pieterson kicks Panzer Sturm.
The crowd is behind Sven Pieterson all the way.
Sven Pieterson chops Panzer Sturm.
Sven Pieterson hits Panzer Sturm.
Panzer Sturm hits Sven Pieterson.
Panzer Sturm is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sven Pieterson punches Panzer Sturm.
Sven Pieterson chops Panzer Sturm.
Sven Pieterson hits Panzer Sturm.
The crowd is going crazy.]
FF: Panzer Sturm needs to get back into this game. Sven Pieterson is
really cause some damage in this match.
V: Sven Pieterson certainly has shown us that he is SWF material
tonight. Hope he stays long then that Japanese guy, whats his name.
[Sven Pieterson runs into the ropes.
Panzer Sturm hits Sven Pieterson with a backdrop.
Sven Pieterson falls out of the ring.
Chris Carroll counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
Sven Pieterson reenters the ring.
Panzer Sturm whips Sven Pieterson into the ropes.
Panzer Sturm goes for a sleeperhold, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.
Sven Pieterson goes for a powerslam, but Panzer Sturm counters it with
a lariat.
In turn, Sven Pieterson counters it with a crucifix.]
V: Sven Pieterson sure nailed Panzer Sturm to the cross with that
crucifix.
FF: That was really bad Venom.
[Sven Pieterson executes the Northern Lights Suplex on Panzer Sturm.
The crowd is behind Sven Pieterson all the way.
Sven Pieterson goes for the pin.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.]
FF: It could be my imagination but I don't think Chris Carroll counts as
fast in the ring as he does when they are out of the ring.
[Panzer Sturm chops Sven Pieterson.
Panzer Sturm is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Panzer Sturm punches Sven Pieterson.
Panzer Sturm punches Sven Pieterson.
Panzer Sturm whips Sven Pieterson into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson misses with a clothesline.
Panzer Sturm executes a bodyslam on Sven Pieterson.
Panzer Sturm goes for the Blitzkrieg, but Sven Pieterson counters it
with a backdrop.]
FF: Sven managed to prevent that spinning piledriver of Panzers.
[Sven Pieterson uses a Gorilla Press on Panzer Sturm.
The crowd is going crazy.
Panzer Sturm goes for an earringer, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.
Sven Pieterson chops Panzer Sturm.
The crowd is going crazy.
Sven Pieterson punches Panzer Sturm.
Sven Pieterson has the crowd going wild.
Sven Pieterson whips Panzer Sturm into the ropes, but Panzer Sturm
reverses it.
Sven Pieterson hits Panzer Sturm with a clothesline.
Sven Pieterson executes a dragon suplex on Panzer Sturm.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
FF: Sven Pieterson had him down. I thought surely that this match was
over.
V: No, it isn't and don't call me Shirley.
[The crowd is behind Sven Pieterson all the way.
Sven Pieterson hits a Soviet suplex on Panzer Sturm.
The crowd erupts.
Sven Pieterson is going for the pin.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.]
FF: Sven Pieterson finally pinned Panzer Sturm. Our winner of this match
is Sven Pieterson.
[The Swedish National anthem starts to play. Sven jumps out of the ring
and grabs his flag. He starts waving it proudly and heads back to the
locker rooms with Helga.]
V: Let's go down to ringside for the official word.
RA: The winner of this match is Sven Pieterson in the time match 10 minutes
and 59 seconds!!
[Panzer and Fraulein now start to make their way back to the ring,
disappointed that they did not advance.]
FF: An impressive win for Sven Pieterson. He will now advanced to the
next level of competition where he'll face The Artful Dodger!
[Our next match features a brand new wrestler to this league, Duke
Diamond. I have to tell you Venom that I would not want to be a rookie
walking into this PPV.]
V: I have to disagree with you Fox. The fact is Duke Diamond can start
off a brand new year and find his way in the SWF.
FF: Duke Diamond's opponent also has been with the league only a few
months but has created a solid foundation for himself.
V: Then you must be talking about The Giant Killer.
FF: The one and only.
RA: The following match is for the SWF TV Title tournament. ["Sirius"
by Alan Parsons Project starts to play.] Introducing first, making his
SWF debut, accompanied to the ring by Sapphire, from Las Vegas, Nevada,
weighing in at 265 pounds, here is Duke "The Dream" Diamond!!
[The lights dim and a slow spinning glass lighted ball is lowered from
the ceiling. Prisms of light illuminate the arena. The curtains in the
back of the arena part and a dazzling Duke Diamond appears with his
manager, Sapphire. Fireworks are launched as the tow walk down the ramp
to the aisle. Along the way Duke takes off his robe and leans against
the guardrail and let's several women feel his chest. The crowd is
giving him a mixed reaction. Duke enters the ring as his music dies
down and "For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica starts to play.]
RA: And his opponent from Greenland, weighing in at 250lbs. Here is the
Giant Killer!!
[The Giant Killer makes his way to the ring to the cheers of the crowd.
Several fireworks are launched as he enters the ring.]
FF: Well we can definitely tell who the crowd is behind in this match.
V: That's not necessarily true. Look how great we are and you didn't
hear them cheering for us. This must be a "Show Me" crowd from Missouri.
FF: Let's get down to ringside the match is just about to begin.
[Giant Killer runs into the ropes.
Duke Diamond hits Giant Killer with a shoulderblock.
Duke Diamond hits Giant Killer with a snap suplex.
Duke Diamond goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Giant Killer
blocks it.
Giant Killer goes for an inverted power bomb, but Duke Diamond blocks it.
Duke Diamond executes a short clothesline on Giant Killer.
Duke Diamond gives the sign for the Bad Dream.
Duke Diamond goes for the Bad Dream, but Giant Killer counters it with a
kick-off.]
FF: Duke Diamond has tried to start out strong with a serious of hard
hitting move, but The Giant Killer has managed to block a few of them.
V: Now I know I am new to this league, but isn't there some controversy
about names in this league. How can we tell Duke Diamond from Sean "The
Duke" McKenzie?
FF: Simple, look at their records. And of course McKenzie seldom goes by
his nickname anyway so there shouldn't be too much trouble differentiating
the two.
V: Have you see the size of McKenzie? I hope he is an understanding sort
because I would sure hate him to be pissed off at me.
[Giant Killer goes for a flying forearm, but Duke Diamond counters it
with a duck-down move.
Giant Killer places Duke Diamond on the turnbuckle.
Giant Killer hits a top-rope DDT on Duke Diamond.
Giant Killer is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Giant Killer places Duke Diamond on the turnbuckle.
Giant Killer goes for the Vengence, but Duke Diamond counters it with a
punch.]
FF: The Giant Killer has started a little rally of his own, but Duke
Diamond seems unaffected by it.
V: Well look at the difference in their sizes. The Giant Killer is what,
5'8 and Duke Diamond is 6'5. No wonder he has no affect.
FF: Your really hung up on this size thing aren't you?
V: Size is very important.
FF: Well it's not your size, but how you use it that matters.
V: That's what all the small guys say.
[Duke Diamond whips Giant Killer into the turnbuckle, but Giant Killer
reverses it.
Giant Killer runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Duke Diamond lifts
his knee.
Duke Diamond attempts to place Giant Killer on the turnbuckle, but Giant
Killer blocks it.
Duke Diamond whips Giant Killer into the ropes, but Giant Killer
reverses it.
Duke Diamond misses with a clothesline.
Giant Killer executes a chop on Duke Diamond.
Giant Killer whips Duke Diamond into the ropes.
Duke Diamond misses with a kick.
Duke Diamond hits Giant Killer with a kick.
Duke Diamond whips Giant Killer into the turnbuckle.
Duke Diamond takes Giant Killer down with a snap suplex.
Duke Diamond hits a backbreaker on Giant Killer.
Duke Diamond uses a neck snap on Giant Killer.]
FF: The crowd is really behind Duke Diamond. I'm not sure how much more
The Giant Killer can take.
V: Hey he may be small but he certainly is resilient.
[Duke Diamond goes for a jumping DDT, but Giant Killer counters it with a
small package.
Matt Compton counts: One, kickout.]
V: See that counter, The Giant Killer almost had him that time.
[Giant Killer whips Duke Diamond into the ropes.
Duke Diamond goes for a clothesline, but Giant Killer counters it with a
crucifix.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Giant Killer hits an inverted power bomb on Duke Diamond.
Giant Killer goes for a neck snap, but Duke Diamond blocks it.
Duke Diamond hits Giant Killer.]
FF: Duke Diamond is strutting around the ring after that move and the
crowd is going crazy.]
V: Hey he needs all the help he can get.
FF: What do you mean he just nailed The Giant Killer.
V: Lucky punch.
[Giant Killer kicks Duke Diamond.
Giant Killer chops Duke Diamond.
There are lots of chants for Giant Killer.]
V: A good series of kicks and chops by The Giant Killer. See I told you
he would be back.
FF: You know Venom you are beginning to sound like a Schwarzenegger
movie.
[Duke Diamond punches Giant Killer.
Duke Diamond runs into the ropes.
Duke Diamond misses with an elbow.
Duke Diamond hits Giant Killer with a shoulderblock.
Duke Diamond is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Duke Diamond takes Giant Killer down with a front-layout suplex.
Duke Diamond takes Giant Killer down with a jumping DDT.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Duke Diamond.
Duke Diamond takes Giant Killer down with an inverted backbreaker.]
FF & V: Oooooooooowwww! That had to hurt.
[Duke Diamond puts Giant Killer in a spinning toe hold.
Giant Killer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Duke Diamond goes for an Indian deathlock, but Giant Killer blocks it.
Duke Diamond begs off.
Giant Killer hits Duke Diamond with a jack-knife power bomb.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
Giant Killer complains about a slow count.
The crowd is really behind Giant Killer.]
FF: Well The Giant Killer was not happy with the way Mark counted that
last one.
[Giant Killer uses a brain buster on Duke Diamond.
There are lots of chants for Giant Killer.
Giant Killer whips Duke Diamond into the ropes.
Giant Killer hits Duke Diamond with an elbow.
Duke Diamond begs off.]
V: Oh come on Duke Diamond be a real man.
[Giant Killer executes a dropkick on Duke Diamond.
Giant Killer gets an armbar submission on Duke Diamond.
Duke Diamond reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Giant Killer nails Duke Diamond with a chop.
Giant Killer nails Duke Diamond with an inverted atomic drop.
Giant Killer uses a flying forearm on Duke Diamond.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
Giant Killer complains about a slow count.]
FF: Duke Diamond did some fancy maneuvering to get out of that pin and
he has the crowd going wild.
V: Yeah he seem to be getting a little cocky for being so new. He'll
probably go far in this league.
[Duke Diamond uses an inside cradle on Giant Killer.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Duke Diamond runs his hands through his hair.
The crowd is going crazy.]
V: Gee I just washed my hair and can't do a thing with it.
[Duke Diamond runs into the ropes.
Duke Diamond hits Giant Killer with a shoulderblock.
Duke Diamond gets a figure-four sleeper on Giant Killer.
Giant Killer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Duke Diamond whips Giant Killer into the ropes.
Duke Diamond misses with a shoulderblock.
Giant Killer misses with a kick.
Duke Diamond takes Giant Killer down with a jumping DDT.
Duke Diamond hits Giant Killer with a bridging back suplex.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
Duke Diamond nails Giant Killer with a backbreaker.
The chants for Duke Diamond are deafening.
Giant Killer places Duke Diamond on the turnbuckle.
Giant Killer goes for a top-rope DDT, but Duke Diamond counters it with
a front-layout superplex.
Duke Diamond is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]
FF: Now I have to tell you Venom, The Giant Killer's adrenaline must
really be pumping out there tonight to be able to kickout of that.
V: Well those little guys are kind of slippery you know, just look at
the Artful Dodger.
[Duke Diamond goes for the Stinger Splash, but Giant Killer counters it
with a side step.
Giant Killer has the crowd going wild.
Giant Killer whips Duke Diamond into the ropes, but Duke Diamond
reverses it.
Duke Diamond hits Giant Killer with a shoulderblock.
Duke Diamond catches Giant Killer in a standing wristlock.
Giant Killer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Duke Diamond hits Giant Killer.
Giant Killer chops Duke Diamond.
The crowd is going crazy.
Giant Killer gets a sleeperhold on Duke Diamond.
Duke Diamond is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Duke Diamond reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Giant Killer hits a fallaway slam on Duke Diamond.
Giant Killer is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, kickout.]
FF: Well turn about is fair play, The Giant Killer almost ended the
match with that last move.
V: Well he only held him to a one count that time. If he is going to win
he has to focus on the number three.
[Duke Diamond attempts to place Giant Killer on the turnbuckle, but Giant
Killer blocks it.
Duke Diamond hits Giant Killer with a front-layout suplex.
Duke Diamond goes for a waistlock suplex, but Giant Killer counters it
with a go-behind.
Giant Killer puts Duke Diamond in an armbar submission.
Duke Diamond reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Giant Killer takes Duke Diamond down with a vertical suplex.
Giant Killer hits Duke Diamond.
Duke Diamond punches Giant Killer.
Giant Killer punches Duke Diamond.]
FF: They are in the ring trading punches and the crowd is going crazy.
V: Well it can't be too bad, I haven't seen any blood yet.
[Duke Diamond punches Giant Killer.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Giant Killer kicks Duke Diamond.
The crowd is going crazy.
Duke Diamond hits Giant Killer.
Giant Killer chops Duke Diamond.
Giant Killer nails Duke Diamond with a fireman's carry.
Giant Killer uses a brain buster on Duke Diamond.
Giant Killer hits Duke Diamond with a spinning power bomb.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]
FF: The Giant Killer is getting closer to that pin! He managed to get a
two count that time.
V: Considering Duke Diamond size that's not bad.
[The crowd is behind Giant Killer all the way.
Giant Killer runs into the ropes.
Giant Killer goes for a slap, but Duke Diamond blocks it.
Duke Diamond goes for a snap suplex, but Giant Killer blocks it.
Giant Killer goes for a snap suplex, but Duke Diamond blocks it.
Duke Diamond nails Giant Killer with an inverted backbreaker.
Duke Diamond nails Giant Killer with a snap suplex.
Duke Diamond whips Giant Killer into the ropes, but Giant Killer
reverses it.
Duke Diamond uses a clothesline on Giant Killer.
Duke Diamond catches Giant Killer in an octopus hold.
Giant Killer breaks the hold after 10 seconds.
Giant Killer uses a fireman's carry on Duke Diamond.
Giant Killer uses a brain buster on Duke Diamond.
Giant Killer is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
FF: The Giant Killer is showing Duke Diamond no mercy, he almost made
the pin again.
V: I suppose you are going to tell me this is where experience over size
comes into play.
FF: Well now that you mentioned it.
V: Shut-up Fox.
[Giant Killer whips Duke Diamond into the turnbuckle.
Giant Killer runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Giant Killer takes Duke Diamond down with a brain buster.
Giant Killer whips Duke Diamond into the turnbuckle.
Giant Killer runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Duke Diamond
moves out of the way.
The crowd is giving Duke Diamond a standing ovation.
Duke Diamond runs into the ropes.
Duke Diamond hits Giant Killer with a backdrop.
Giant Killer falls out of the ring.
Duke Diamond goes through the ropes.
Duke Diamond knocks Giant Killer into the ringsteps.
Duke Diamond hits Giant Killer with a clothesline.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
V: Well what do you have to say now. Duke Diamond is really putting a
hurt'n on The Giant Killer outside of the ring.
FF: Well first I will say that he can only win inside of the ring and
second that Matt Compton is counting.
[Matt Compton counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Duke Diamond knocks Giant Killer into the ringsteps.
Sapphire comes from behind, but Giant Killer nails Sapphire.]
V: Damn The Giant Killer really nailed Sapphire. She is going to have an
eye color that matches her name tomorrow morning.
[Duke Diamond catches Giant Killer in a bow-and-arrow submission.
Duke Diamond executes an inverted backbreaker on Giant Killer.
Matt Compton counts: 2.
Duke Diamond reenters the ring.
Giant Killer follows him back in.
Duke Diamond goes for an inverted backbreaker, but Giant Killer counters
it with a backdrop.
Giant Killer whips Duke Diamond into the ropes.
Giant Killer hits a chop on Duke Diamond.
Giant Killer throws Duke Diamond out of the ring.
Giant Killer goes through the ropes.]
FF: I guess The Giant Killer didn't like being confined in the ring and
has once again taken it out of the ring area to the hard concrete.
V: I think he is just getting upclose and personal with the fans myself.
[Matt Compton counts: 1.
Giant Killer gets a sleeperhold on Duke Diamond.
Matt Compton counts: 2.
Giant Killer knocks Duke Diamond into the ring steps.
Giant Killer uses a snap suplex on Duke Diamond.
Matt Compton counts: 3.
Giant Killer whips Duke Diamond into the guardrail.
Matt Compton counts: 4.
Giant Killer knocks Duke Diamond into the ring steps.]
FF: Oooooooow that had to hurt.
V: Duke Diamond must have the hardest head in the history of the SWF. I
still don't see any blood.
[Giant Killer goes for a powerslam, but Duke Diamond counters it with a
lariat.
The crowd is giving Duke Diamond a standing ovation.
Matt Compton counts: 5.
Duke Diamond whips Giant Killer into the guardrail.
Duke Diamond takes Giant Killer down with a brain buster.
Duke Diamond reenters the ring.
Giant Killer follows him back in.
Giant Killer brings the table into the ring.
Giant Killer goes for a vertical suplex, but Duke Diamond blocks it.
Duke Diamond goes for a kneebreaker, but Giant Killer blocks it.
Giant Killer uses a fallaway slam on Duke Diamond. Giant Killer places
Duke Diamond on the turnbuckle.
Giant Killer hits a top-rope DDT on Duke Diamond.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Giant Killer places Duke Diamond on the turnbuckle.]
FF: It looks like The Giant Killer is setting Duke Diamond up for his
finisher.
[Giant Killer executes the Vengence on Duke Diamond.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
V: YESSSSS! A top rope faceslam! Duke Diamond doesn't know what hit him.
[Giant Killer goes for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, three.]
FF: The crowd is on its feet cheering for Giant Killer. The Giant Killer
has just pinned new comer Duke Diamond for a first round win in this
tourney, Let's go to the officials for the time.
["For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica starts to play.]
RA: The winner is Giant Killer in a time of 14 minutes and 17 seconds!!
V: Hell of a match, I know I was on the edge of my seat the entire time.
So what's next?
FF: That's all they have paid us for tonight. So we are going to send
you over to Brian Frenck.
V: Good I got the directions to the Salvation Army, now we can eat.
[Cut to a shot of the small stage. Blue Oyster Cult plays "Cities On
Flame" as Brian frenck walks on to the stage.]
BF: How are you guys doing? First off, congratulations to the winners
of the belts. I hope you guys enjoy them. You know over the past year
in the SWF, we've had some rather odd wrestlers, like Zamron the Martian
and some guys that just outright sucked and got axed before their first
match like the Psycho Simatic Killers. But if you think they were bad,
you ought to see some of the guys I've rejected. (ooc note: I'm dead
serious about all of these.) Turn your attention to the Frencktron and
you'll see what I mean. First off is Toby "The Cotton Pickin' Slave"!
[Fade up to a shot of a small black man out in a cottonfield where
several other black people are picking cotton.]
Toby: I-i-i-i be Toby, da cotton pickin' slave. My masta sez that I
b-b-b-better do well in da SWF or he gonna g-g-g-g-gimme a whuppin!
[fade to black]
BF: El Nino!
[Screen fades up to a fat guy in front of a screen showing hurrican
footage.]
El Nino: I am El Nino! I have caused destruction through out the world!
And I, El Nino! am going to cause destruction in the SWF!
[fade to black]
BF: The Darksides, Kane and Undertaker!
[Fade up to a shot in a cemetary. A Kane and Undertaker look-a-likes
are standing in the screen.]
Kane: We are the Darksides! We will destroy you all!
Undertaker: We are invincible! No one can stop us!
Kane: You don't know the power of the Darksides! But you will!
[fade to black.]
BF: Cornholio!
[Fade up to a shot in a high school hallway. A puny blonde hair kid with
his shirt pulled up over his head.]
Cornholio: I am Cornholio! I come to the SWF to look for TP for my
bunghole! We have no TP where I come from. are you threatening me?
[fade to black.]
BF: The Devastators!
[shot of two men.]
Man 1: We are the Devastators! We will kick ass in the SWF!
[fade to black.]
BF: John Rambo!
[Scene fades up to a shot in a bar. A rambo look alike is standing in
the center of the screen.]
Rambo: I am the greatest wrestler ever! I'm the champ of the wrestling
leagues that I won. Even when I lose the matches, I still get to keep
the titles. Shane Shadows is a pussy. If he comes near me, I'll hit
him with my super kick! SWF, remember, if you can't hack it, grab your
jacket!
[fade to black]
(ooc note: that last one is actually an inside joke between Pat & I about
a real wrestler in fed that competes with the one that we work for.)
[The screen fades back to Brian Frenck on the stage.]
BF: So as you can tell, we get a lot of people who think that anyone can
be a wrestler. Well not here at the SWF. We have a high standards that
you gotta meet if you want to wrestle here. Well let's send you to
Steve Kim and Rob Fukuzaki!
[Cut to a shot of two guys sitting at the main broadcast booth.]
Steve Kim: Hello, I'm Steve Kim and here with me Rob Fukuzaki. It's a
pleasure to be here tonight.
Rob Fukuzaki: Glad to see that Disney let your ass off for tonight.
Steve Kim: Oh, shut the hell up. You know they are your bosses too.
RF: Yeah whatever. So how's your Sportscenter gig man?
SK: It's alright except I think my ass is about to be fired. You like working
in LA?
RF: Hell yeah! That Sharon Tay is something, huh?
SK: Shut up. It's time for our first match.
RA: Ladies and gentlemen the following match is also part of the TV
Title tournament. ["I Shot The Sheriff" by Eric Clapton starts to
play.] Introducing first, being led to the ring by his manager, The
Bailiff, from Canada, weighing in at 295 pounds, here is The Judge!!
[The Judge and Bailiff emerge from the entrance. The crowd is booing
loudly. both men ignore the fans as they enter the ring. One by one,
fireworks are launched from each of the ringposts. The music dies down
and "...And Justice For All" by Metallica starts to play.]
RA: And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 294
pounds, here is Fatal Fury!!
[Fatal Fury emerges from the entrance and stands on the platform as
fireworks are launched. He then makes his way down to the ring as the
crowd continues to boo.]
RF: Isn't that the guy who played with them Lambs?
SK: Yeah, I think it is. Hey what was that bell?
[They lock up.
The Judge puts Fatal Fury in a full nelson.
Fatal Fury reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Judge whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
Fatal Fury misses with an elbow.
Fatal Fury takes The Judge down with a powerslam.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
RF: Hey man they started without us!!!!
SK: Slow down you guys!
[Fatal Fury goes for a figure-four leglock, but The Judge counters it with a
kick-off.
The Judge whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
The Judge misses with a shoulderblock.
Fatal Fury goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but The Judge counters it with
a facerake.
The Judge whips Fatal Fury into the turnbuckle, but Fatal Fury reverses it.
Fatal Fury runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Fatal Fury hits an inverted power bomb on The Judge.]
RF: What the hell was that?!?
SK: [Looks in a dictionary of wrestling terms] That was an inverted power bomb.
RF: Pretty impressive if you ask me.
[Fatal Fury whips The Judge into the ropes.
The Judge hits Fatal Fury with a choke slam.
The crowd is responding to The Judge.
The Judge is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.]
SK: The Judge finally gets in a nice move.
RF: Well, it looked nice, but I have no idea what it's called.
[The Judge runs into the ropes.
The Judge nails Fatal Fury with a choke slam.]
SK: Another one of those thingys by The Judge and he looks to be in control.
RF: Hell yeah.
[The Judge goes for a DDT, but Fatal Fury counters it with a low blow.
Fatal Fury hits The Judge.
A few fans are cheering on Fatal Fury.
The Judge hits Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury kicks The Judge.
The crowd is responding to Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury punches The Judge.]
SK: Well, it seems that The Judge is on the wrong end of those shots by Fatal
Fury.
RF: Well, DUH!!!!!
[The crowd is responding to Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury kicks The Judge.
A small "Fatal Fury" chant is being started.
Fatal Fury gets a cobra clutch on The Judge.
The Judge is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Judge tries to escape the hold.
The Judge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Fatal Fury runs into the ropes.
The Judge hits Fatal Fury with a choke slam.]
RF: Another thingy by The Judge.
SK: Hajimah!!! Apoogetah.
RF: Steve, en ingles por favor.
[The Judge places Fatal Fury on the turnbuckle.
The Judge takes Fatal Fury down with a superplex.
The crowd is cheering on The Judge.
The Judge goes for a Tombstone, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury gets a hangman on The Judge.
The Judge is struggling to reach the ropes.
Fatal Fury lets go after 11 seconds.
Fatal Fury puts The Judge in a front facelock.]
SK: Ay yi yi.
RF: Fatal Fury seems to have this match well in control at this point.
SK: Isn't Mr. Fury wrestling later tonight?
RF: Well, yes he is. After this tournament he wrestles in the tag team title
match against the Living Dead???
SK: Get back to the match.
[The Judge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Fatal Fury goes for a headbutt, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge whips Fatal Fury into the turnbuckle, but Fatal Fury reverses it.
The Judge nails Fatal Fury with a stomachbreaker.
The Judge goes for a headbutt, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury whips The Judge into the ropes, but The Judge reverses it.
The Judge and Fatal Fury get hit with a double clothesline.]
SK: They're both down but The Judge is stirring first.
RF: Yes... Yes he is.
[The Judge throws Fatal Fury out of the ring.
The Judge goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Fatal Fury whips The Judge into the guardrail.
Jeff Hart counts: 1.
Fatal Fury reenters the ring.
The Judge follows him back in.]
SK: That was a quick jaunt to the outside that yielded no results for either
man.
RF: Kind of long winded aren't you? Trying to break out the vocabulary
especially when our audience is a bunch of beer drinking couch potatos.
SK: Shut up man! You're gonna get your ass canned.
[Fatal Fury runs into the ropes.
Fatal Fury hits The Judge with a clothesline.
The Judge falls out of the ring.
Fatal Fury goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Fatal Fury goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge goes for a stomachbreaker, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury whips The Judge into the guardrail.
The Judge goes for a choke slam, but Fatal Fury counters it with
a kick to the midsection.]
SK: The Judge tried to go to the well once too often and was rejected by
Fatal Fury.
RF: Isn't that the name of a video game?
SK: Yeah it is. I wonder if they've been sued for copyright infringement.
[Jeff Hart counts: 1.
Fatal Fury whips The Judge into the guardrail.
Fatal Fury whips The Judge into the guardrail.
Fatal Fury goes for a choke slam, but The Judge blocks it.]
RF: This time Fatal Fury tries for a thingy and is denied.
SK: Yeah yeah.
[Jeff Hart counts: 2.
The Judge hits Fatal Fury with a headbutt.
Jeff Hart counts: 3.
The Judge catches Fatal Fury in a camel clutch.
Jeff Hart counts: 4.
Jeff Hart counts: 5.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Fatal Fury whips The Judge into the guardrail.
Jeff Hart counts: 6.]
RF: Doesn't the ref have to count to ten??
SK: Yeah, don't you do any research when doing broadcasts?
RF: Well, yeah. But where do you do wrestling research???
[Fatal Fury hits The Judge with an inverted power bomb.
Fatal Fury throws The Judge back into the ring.
Fatal Fury nails The Judge with an inverted power bomb.]
SK: Two quick inverted powerbombs by Fatal Fury and he is back in control.
RF: What?!?
SK: Inverted power bomb.
RF: Oh, okay.
[The crowd is cheering on Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury executes a clothesline on The Judge.
Fatal Fury is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
Fatal Fury goes for a DDT, but The Judge counters it with a low blow.
Fatal Fury uses a reverse neckbreaker on The Judge.
The crowd is really behind Fatal Fury.]
SK: Listen to that crowd. Pretty good crowd for a bunch of beer drinking
morons, huh?
RF: [Flustered]...
[Fatal Fury goes for a double underhook suplex, but The Judge counters it
with a backdrop.
The Judge gets a camel clutch on Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
The Judge catches Fatal Fury in a double chickenwing submission.
Fatal Fury is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Fatal Fury is inching his way towards the ropes.
Fatal Fury tries to escape the hold.
Fatal Fury reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds.]
RF: Well that looked painful.
SK: There's an understatement.
[The Judge hits Fatal Fury with a short clothesline.
The Judge locks Fatal Fury in a kneelock submission.
Fatal Fury is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Fatal Fury reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Fatal Fury locks The Judge in a double chickenwing submission.
The Judge is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Judge is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Judge is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Judge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.]
RF: You know what they say?
SK: No, what?
RF: Turnabout is fair play.
[Fatal Fury locks The Judge in a hangman.
The Judge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Fatal Fury goes for a powerslam, but The Judge counters it with a lariat.
The crowd is responding to The Judge.
The Judge whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
Fatal Fury misses with a clothesline.]
SK: That's what you call a whiff.
RF: Never knew a man could duck so fast.
SK: When someone is trying to cut off your head, you move.
[Fatal Fury hits The Judge with an elbow.
Fatal Fury goes for a chokehold, but The Judge counters it with
a kick to the midsection.
The Judge throws Fatal Fury out of the ring.
Jeff Hart counts: one, Fatal Fury reenters the ring.
The Judge runs into the ropes.
Fatal Fury hits The Judge with a shoulderblock.
Fatal Fury goes for a figure-four leglock, but The Judge counters it with a
small package.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.]
RF: Almost caught Fatal Fury off guard.
SK: Almost, but not quite.
[The Judge goes for a full nelson, but Fatal Fury counters it with a
go-behind.
Fatal Fury goes for a hangman, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge hits Fatal Fury with a short clothesline.
The Judge whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
The Judge hits Fatal Fury with a clothesline.
The Judge nails Fatal Fury with a slingshot legdrop.]
RF: The Judge is getting the job done right now.
SK: This is what they call a "run" in basketball.
[The Judge goes for a springboard lariat, but Fatal Fury counters it with a
powerslam.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
There are lots of chants for Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury nails The Judge with a reverse neckbreaker.
Fatal Fury catches The Judge in a chokehold.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three, four.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three.]
RF: Wasn't that illegal?
SK: Why do you think the ref was counting???
[Fatal Fury whips The Judge into the turnbuckle, but The Judge reverses it.
The Judge runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Fatal Fury
moves out of the way.
Fatal Fury goes for an inverted power bomb, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge goes for a power bomb, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury hits The Judge with a reverse neckbreaker.
Fatal Fury has the crowd going wild.]
RF: They're going wild!!!
SK: Well, duh!!
[Fatal Fury nails The Judge with a backbreaker.
The Judge whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
Fatal Fury misses with a shoulderblock.
Fatal Fury goes for a sleeperhold, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge goes for a headbutt, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury catches The Judge in a front facelock.
The Judge is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Judge tries to escape the hold.
Fatal Fury lets go after 20 seconds.]
RF: Why did he let go???
SK: I know, it looked like he had him.
[The Judge goes for a power bomb, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury locks The Judge in a sleeperhold.
The Judge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Fatal Fury executes the Furious Fall on The Judge.]
SK: Furious Fall!!!
RF: Huh?
SK: Jincha apoogetah.
[Fatal Fury goes for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three.
The Judge complains about a fast count.]
SK: The Judge has lost. Fatal Fury delivered. He brought the goods.
["...And Justice For All" by Metallica plays as fatal Fury celebrates
his win.]
RF: Look at the little Judgy complaining.
SK: You're gonna get your ass kicked if you don't shut up.
RA: The winner, in a time of 13 minutes and 15 seconds, Fatal Fury!!!!
[Fatal Fury is well on his way back to the lockerrooms as the Judge and
the Bailiff finally give up arguing with the referee and head back.]
SK: So who's up next?
RF: Not sure. Who's this guy coming over here?
SK: I don't know.
[Camera switches over to a wide shot of the broadcast booth where a man
walks up to and sits down and puts on a pair of headsets.]
SK: Who the hell are you?
Guy: Me? Me? I'm your worst nightmare. I'm the man with the master plan. I'm
"Rock Hard" John Sacramento.
RF: Who? Never heard of you.
SK: Me neither.
JS: No one has. This is my debut. I'm here to help your reject asses with
the technical s[bleep].
SK: Whatever.
RF: Alright then. So who's up next?
RA: The following is the fifth match in the first round of the TV Title
Tournament. ["Staying Alive" by Wyclef Jean starts to play.]
Introducing first, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 252
pounds, here is The Headhunter!!
[Headhunter walks out through the entrance as fireworks are launched.
He continues to keep on walking on down the aisle. The crowd is booing
loudly. Headhunter enters the ring as the music dies down and "If You
Think I'm A Jiggy by LOX starts to play.]
RA: And his opponent, from the Bronx, New York, weighing in at 231
pounds, here is "Sexy" Tony Smooth!!
[Fireworks are launched at the entrance and then Tony Smooth bursts out
of the entrance. Lasers are create the word "SEXY" on the aisleway.
Tony Smooth makes his way down the aisle. The fans are going wild.
Tony Smooth enters the ring and does a little breakdancing.]
SK: And I thought breakdancing died in the 80's. There's the bell.
[They lock up.
Tony Smooth nails The Headhunter with a Frankensteiner.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]
JS: Frankensteiner right off the bat and Tony Smooth has a quick two count.
SK: This punk really knows his stuff.
[Tony Smooth hits The Headhunter with a single-leg takedown.
Tony Smooth takes The Headhunter down with a single-leg takedown.
Tony Smooth hits The Headhunter with a superkick.
Tony Smooth takes The Headhunter down with a side suplex.
Tony Smooth throws The Headhunter out of the ring.]
JS: Tony Smooth on fire at the beginning.
RF: There's an understatement.
SK: Why are they leaving the ring?
JS: To inflict pain you moron.
[Tony Smooth goes through the ropes.
Tony Smooth whips The Headhunter into the guardrail.
Tony Smooth throws The Headhunter back into the ring.
Tony Smooth whips The Headhunter into the ropes.
The Headhunter nails Tony Smooth with a dropkick.
The Headhunter is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, kickout.]
JS: The Headhunter with a quick cover but he could only get a one count.
RF: Didn't look too painful.
JS: Why don't you go in there and try it out?
RF: Nevermind...
[The Headhunter nails Tony Smooth with a jumping DDT.
A small "The Headhunter" chant is being started.
The Headhunter executes a kick to the head on Tony Smooth.
The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter.
Tony Smooth begs off.
The Headhunter executes a front-layout superplex on Tony Smooth.
The Headhunter goes for a Frankensteiner, but Tony Smooth counters it with
a power bomb.]
JS: Nice counter by Smooth and Smooth is going for the pin.
SK: Michinom.
[Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]
JS: Only got the two count.
[The crowd is responding to Tony Smooth.
Tony Smooth break dances in the middle of the ring.
A small "Tony Smooth" chant is being started.
Tony Smooth goes for a DDT, but The Headhunter counters it with a low blow.]
SK: I hope Smooth wasn't planning on having a family.
RF: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
[The Headhunter uses a piledriver on Tony Smooth.
The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter.
The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".
The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter.
The Headhunter whips Tony Smooth into the ropes.
Tony Smooth hits The Headhunter with a shoulderblock.
Tony Smooth is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]
JS: Tony Smooth with a shoulderblock and a near pin.
RF: Duh!!!
[Tony Smooth goes for a snap mare, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter uses a bridging back suplex on Tony Smooth.
Matt Compton counts: One, kickout.
The Headhunter punches Tony Smooth.
The crowd is really behind The Headhunter.
The Headhunter chops Tony Smooth.
There are lots of chants for The Headhunter.
Tony Smooth chops The Headhunter.]
JS: The two men are trading chops now.
RF: Pork or lamb?
SK: Joyung heh.
[Tony Smooth kicks The Headhunter.
The crowd is cheering on Tony Smooth.
The Headhunter goes for a European uppercut, but Tony Smooth blocks it.
Tony Smooth goes for a brain buster, but The Headhunter counters it with
a small package.
Matt Compton counts: One, kickout.
The Headhunter executes a double underhook piledriver on Tony Smooth.]
JS: The Headhunter with a huge double underhook piledriver on Smooth.
SK: Apoogetah.
[The Headhunter goes for a European uppercut, but Tony Smooth counters it
with a backslide.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
Tony Smooth goes for a brain buster, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter goes for a bridging back suplex, but Tony Smooth
counters it with a go-behind.
Tony Smooth goes for a sleeperhold, but The Headhunter blocks it.]
JS: Neither man able to get a move in. Everything is being countered.
RF: So that's what that's called.
[Tony Smooth begs off.
The Headhunter hits a fisherman suplex on Tony Smooth.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
The Headhunter has the crowd going wild.
The Headhunter goes for a European uppercut, but Tony Smooth counters it
with a backslide.
Matt Compton counts: One, shoulder up.
Tony Smooth goes for a piledriver, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter attempts to place Tony Smooth on the turnbuckle, but Tony
Smooth blocks it.]
JS: More blocking and countering.
RF: Damn this is boring.
SK: At least we're getting paid.
RF: Paid? They just gave me a room and told me to come here.
SK: Moron...
[The Headhunter takes Tony Smooth down with a belly-to-back suplex.
The Headhunter goes for a kick to the head, but Tony Smooth blocks it.
Tony Smooth chops The Headhunter.
Tony Smooth chops The Headhunter.
Tony Smooth is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Tony Smooth nails The Headhunter with a superkick.]
JS: Superkick and Headhunter is hurting.
[The crowd is cheering on Tony Smooth.
Tony Smooth throws The Headhunter out of the ring.
Tony Smooth jumps onto him with a plancha, but The Headhunter
moves out of the way.]
JS: Smooth tries a plancha but had a rough landing.
SK: Sulung heh.
[Tony Smooth is out cold.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
Matt Compton counts: 1.
The Headhunter goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Tony Smooth
counters it with a backdrop.
Tony Smooth throws The Headhunter back into the ring.
Tony Smooth break dances in the middle of the ring.]
JS: Smooth is bustin' a move.
RF: What a moron. He's gonna get beat like that.
SK: He's gonna get beat anyway.
[The crowd is really behind Tony Smooth.
Tony Smooth takes The Headhunter down with a bulldog headlock.
Tony Smooth takes The Headhunter down with a bulldog headlock.
Tony Smooth hits a side suplex on The Headhunter.
Tony Smooth goes for a scorpion deathlock, but The Headhunter counters it
with a small package.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
JS: Headhunter almost caught Smooth by surprise there.
RF: They count to three, right?
SK[Frustrated]: Oh my god.
[The Headhunter goes for a spinebuster slam, but Tony Smooth counters it
with a swinging neckbreaker.
In turn, The Headhunter counters it with a side suplex.]
JS: That's some nice technical wrestling.
RF: Technical? I thought it was scripted.
["Rock Hard" John Sacramento and Steve Kim both hit Rob Fukuzaki upside
the head.]
[The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Headhunter places Tony Smooth on the turnbuckle.
The Headhunter takes Tony Smooth down with a top-rope DDT.]
JS: That's what you call a Fried Bacon.
RF[Groggily]: Bacon? Where? I'm mighty hungry you know.
SK: Mighty? Who the hell says that? What are you some hillbilly?
[Matt Compton counts: One, kickout.
The crowd erupts.
The Headhunter goes for a Frankensteiner, but Tony Smooth counters it with
a power bomb.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
The Headhunter hits a front-layout superplex on Tony Smooth.
The Headhunter nails Tony Smooth with a dragon suplex.]
JS: Couple of nice suplexes and The Headhunter has control of this one.
RF: They...
SK & JS[In unison]: Shut up!
RF: I was just...
SK & JS[In unison]: Shut up!
[Both men's shoulders are on the mat.
Matt Compton counts: One, The Headhunter lifts a shoulder, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
The Headhunter hits Tony Smooth with a chop.
Tony Smooth begs off.
Tony Smooth goes for a brain buster, but The Headhunter counters it with
a vertical suplex.
The Headhunter uses a belly-to-back suplex on Tony Smooth.]
JS: Headhunter looks like the superior wrestler in the ring.
RF: True that.
[The Headhunter whips Tony Smooth into the ropes.
Tony Smooth hits The Headhunter with a shoulderblock.
Tony Smooth puts The Headhunter in a sleeperhold.
The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.
Tony Smooth hits a jumping DDT on The Headhunter.
The crowd is behind Tony Smooth all the way.
Tony Smooth goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but The Headhunter
counters it with a punch.
The Headhunter uses a fisherman suplex on Tony Smooth.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]
JS: Almost had him. I can't believe it's not over yet.
RF: I can.
SK: Shut up.
[Tony Smooth begs off.]
RF: Wimp!!!!!
SK: Wussie!!!!
[The Headhunter hits a brain buster on Tony Smooth.
The crowd is behind The Headhunter all the way.
The Headhunter is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Headhunter goes for a spinebuster slam, but Tony Smooth counters it with
a kneelift.
Tony Smooth uses a bodyslam on The Headhunter.
Tony Smooth hits The Headhunter with a snap mare.
Tony Smooth takes The Headhunter down with a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
The crowd is going crazy.
Tony Smooth nails The Headhunter with a clothesline.]
JS: Tony Smooth getting some offense going with a nice clothesline and a
tilt-a-whirl suplex.
RF: Okay.
SK: Yes.
JS: Huh?
[Tony Smooth gets a figure-four leglock on The Headhunter.
The Headhunter's shoulders are on the mat.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Tony Smooth whips The Headhunter into the ropes.
The Headhunter hits Tony Smooth with a clothesline.
The Headhunter takes Tony Smooth down with a front-layout superplex.]
JS: Double H back in control.
RF: He's in the driver's seat.
SK: That be the truth.
[The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter.
The Headhunter hits Tony Smooth with a chop.
The Headhunter attempts to place Tony Smooth on the turnbuckle, but Tony
Smooth blocks it.
The Headhunter uses a bridging back suplex on Tony Smooth.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
The Headhunter takes Tony Smooth down with a double underhook piledriver.]
SK: Apoogetah.
RF: En ingles por favor.
JS: Will you two shut up. It was a nice piledriver though.
[The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter.
The Headhunter goes for a European uppercut, but Tony Smooth blocks it.
Tony Smooth nails The Headhunter with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The crowd is going crazy.
Tony Smooth executes a side suplex on The Headhunter.
Tony Smooth executes a single-leg takedown on The Headhunter.
Tony Smooth takes The Headhunter down with a German suplex.]
JS: Smooth getting back into the match with a couple of moves.
SK: Like they say. It's not over until the fat lady sings.
[Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tony Smooth whips The Headhunter into the ropes.
The Headhunter hits Tony Smooth with a shoulderblock.
The Headhunter uses a chop on Tony Smooth.
The Headhunter chops Tony Smooth.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Headhunter chops Tony Smooth.
The chants for The Headhunter are deafening.
The Headhunter kicks Tony Smooth.]
JS: HH is brawling and trying to do his thing.
SK: So?
JS: So nothing.
[Tony Smooth places The Headhunter on the turnbuckle.
Tony Smooth executes a belly-to-back superplex on The Headhunter.
The crowd is going crazy.
Tony Smooth chops The Headhunter.
Tony Smooth hits The Headhunter.
The Headhunter hits Tony Smooth.
The Headhunter hits Tony Smooth with a front-layout superplex.
Tony Smooth begs off.]
RF: Wimp!!!
[The Headhunter whips Tony Smooth into the turnbuckle.
The Headhunter charges into the corner.
The Headhunter executes the Hit on Tony Smooth.]
JS: Whatta a move. Smooth is done.
RF: The fat lady has sung.
[The Headhunter goes for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, three.]
JS: That was not bad. Not too good either.
RF: You said it.
["Stayin' Alive" by Wyclef Jean plays as headhunter raises his hands in
the air.]
SK: Shut up Rob. You wouldn't know a good match from a bad one.
RF: Like you would.
RA: Here is your winner, in a time of eleven minutes and fourteen
seconds, The Headhunter!!
[The Headhunter makes his way back to the ring. Tony Smooth, going over
what happened in his head also starts to head back to the ring.]
SK: So what's next?
RF[Looking at the schedule]: It's some guy named Hexx and Time Warp.
JS: Yea. It's some jobbers.
SK: Huh?
RF: What?
JS: Nevermind.
RA: The following is the final match in the first round of the TV Title
Tournament. ["Born On The Bayou" by Creedence Clearwater Revival starts
to play.] Introducing first, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, weighing in
at 350 pounds, here is Hexx!!
[Hexx emerges from the entrance and makes his way down to the ring. The
crowd boos loudly. Hexx enters the ring and the music changes to "Time
Warp" from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.]
RA: And his opponent, from San Francisco, California, weighing in at 250
pounds, he is a member of the Third World Order, here is Time Warp!!
[Lasers start shooting through out the arena. The entrance fills up
with smoke. Time Warp comes through. Behind him are Monster Mark, Cpl.
Punishment, Deaf Leopard and Mr. Roboto. They are all carrying signs
praising Time Warp. The signs read "Time Warp is Da Man!" "Time Warp
World Tour 1998" "Gold's going to be coming to the T.w.O." and of course
there's a sign written in japanese. They make their way down to the
ring and crowds boos are deafening. Time Warp enters the ring and the
referee orders the rest of the T.w.O. back to the locker rooms.]
JS: It seems the fans don't like the T.w.O.
RF: The who?
JS: Third World Order.
SK: What?
JS: Nevermind. They're getting started.
[They lock up.
Time Warp goes for an Asai moonsault, but Hexx counters it with a side step.
Hexx nails Time Warp with a powerslam.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.
Hexx takes Time Warp down with a punch.
Hexx chops Time Warp.]
JS: Hexx with an early advantage.
[A small "Hexx" chant is being started.
Hexx chops Time Warp.
Hexx hits Time Warp.
The crowd is responding to Hexx.
Hexx whips Time Warp into the ropes, but Time Warp reverses it.
Hexx misses with a clothesline.
Hexx goes for an armdrag takedown, but Time Warp blocks it.
Time Warp throws Hexx out of the ring.]
RF: Where the hell did that come from???
JS: Damned if I know.
[Time Warp goes through the ropes.
Time Warp executes the Time Machine on Hexx on the concrete floor.
Hexx is out cold.
The crowd is really behind Time Warp.]
JS: Oh my god! What the hell is he doing? Hexx is really out of it.
RF: WOW.
[Time Warp executes the Doctor Bomb on Hexx.
Ryan Wilson counts: 1.
Time Warp whips Hexx into the guardrail.
Time Warp takes Hexx down with a knee to the back.
Ryan Wilson counts: 2.
They're brawling inside the ring area.]
JS: Time Warp is just kicking ass. Not supposed to happen this way.
RF: Why?
JS: 'Cause he sucks.
[Hexx hits a swinging neckbreaker on Time Warp.
Ryan Wilson counts: 3.
Time Warp is busted wide open.]
RF: OH MY GOD!!!! IS THAT BLOOD?
JS: I think so.
RF: Really?
[Rob Fukuzaki faints.]
JS: And all is right with the world once again.
SK: Stupid moron.
[Hexx whips Time Warp into the guardrail.
Hexx goes for a clothesline, but Time Warp counters it with a duck-down
move.
Time Warp executes the Time Machine on Hexx on the concrete floor.
Hexx is busted wide open.]
JS: AGAIN!!! Time Warp has really hurt Hexx.
SK: Apoogetah.
[Time Warp has the crowd going wild.
Time Warp executes a diving shoulderblock on Hexx.
Time Warp puts Hexx in an armlock leglock submission.
Ryan Wilson counts: 4.
Time Warp catches Hexx in a half Boston.
Time Warp throws Hexx back into the ring.
Time Warp catches Hexx in a half Boston.
Hexx reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.]
JS: Time Warp is taking this match over. His bloody face is not stopping him.
He is a man possessed.
SK: Two spinning DDT Time Machines and Hexx is in a daze.
JS: He can't believe what's happening.
[Time Warp uses an elbowdrop on Hexx.
Time Warp yells "You're running out of time!" to his opponent.
The crowd is giving Time Warp a standing ovation.
Time Warp hits the Doctor Bomb on Hexx.]
JS: Say good night to Hexx. I don't think he's getting up from that one.
SK: The refrigerator door is closed, the lights are out, the eggs are cooling,
the butter is getting hard, jello is jiggling, and this match is over.
[Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving Time Warp a standing ovation.
"Time Warp" from the Rocky Horror Picture Show starts to play.]
RA: The winner is Time Warp!! In a time of two minutes and forty two seconds.
[Rob Fukuzaki gets up finally.]
RF: What's happening? Where they go?
SK: The match is over.
RF: What? How long was I out for?
SK: Couple of hours I think.
RF: Really?
SK[Under his breath]: What a moron.
JS: This is "Rock Hard" John Sacramento saying goodnight for Steve Kim and
Rob Fukuzaki as we send you over to Roger Duke. Good night everyone...
[Whispering]: Hey Rob can you give me Sharon Tay's number?
[Cut to a shot of 2 men sitting at a table at ringside.]
RD: Thank you very much guys. Well what a great show it has been so far,
and we still have a lot of action left to go. I'm Roger Duke, joined here
tonight by Charles "The Candy Man" N. Charge. Charles N. Charge? This has
to be a joke.
CNC: This is no joke, Duke. The Candy Man has arrived in the SWF at the
biggest Pay-Per-View extravaganza of the year. I don't know who you are,
but why exactly am I stuck with a newbie?
RD: I have an extensive resume that you might want to look over, Charles.
In fact....
CNC: Let's not and say we did. We have a big Lumberjack Grudge Match coming
up next, and the last thing that I want to do is read or think. All I want
is some blood, and if any match provides that.. It will be this one. As you
can see right now, there are so many wrestlers surrounding ringside for this
match. Mr. Shhh, Sean McKenzie, Rigor, Mortis, Tom Pho, Sandman, the Animal,
and the list goes on and on. Let's go to ring announcer, Rick Ascott.
RA: Ladies and gentlemen, before we introduce the competitors in this next
match, allow me to bring out your special guest ring announcer. You've seen
him as an announcer of countless boxing and professional wrestling contests,
as well as a brief appearance on Fox's Mad TV. Ladies and gentlemen.......
Michael Buffer!!!
[Michael Buffer walks up the steps as the crowd cheers loudly. He steps into
the ring and takes the microphone]
RD: Wow! World renowned ring announcer, Michael Buffer!
CNC: This is the greatest special celebrity guest that the SWF has ever had!
MB: Greetings fans of the Supreme Wrestling Federation!
[cheers]
MB: The following match will be held under Lumberjack rules with no time
limit. Your referee for the bout will be the master of the Lumberjack
matches, Kabooooooooooooki Joe. Now before introducing tonight's competitors,
allow me to ask are you ready?
[The fans cheer loudly]
MB: I will ask again.... are you rrrrrrready?
[More cheering]
MB: For the thousands in attendance here tonight, and the millions watching
worldwide.... LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
[The fans go nuts and "Papa Loved Mama" by Garth Brooks begins to play over
the system. Suddenly a familiar voice bursts out]
Flash: There's all the other superstars in the SdubbayuF.... and then thar's
MUHEEEEEE!!!!!
CNC: What in the hell?
RD: It can't be!
[The fans begin to boo as Flash steps through the curtains with a guitar
(no strings) and wearing a cowboy hat and suit with the letter F blinking
repeatedly. A microphone is in his hand and the Toughman title is around
his waist and the World title on his shoulder. Higgins follows close behind
along with Cap'n Crunch]
RD: It's not.
CNC: It's even better, Duke. The craziest mother..
RD: Shut your mouth!
CNC: But I'm just talkin bout Flash.
RD: And I can dig it.
Flash: I'm the greatest Toughman champion in the history of the SdubbayuF!!
I'm the greatest World champion in the history of the SdubbayuF!! I'm the
greatest singer!! I'm the greatest entertainer!! And I'm damn sure the
greatest rassler!!! Ain't I the sh[BEEP]???
[Higgins is pulled to the side by an official. After speaking for a moment,
Higgins makes his way to ringside and sits by Duke and Charge.]
RD: As Flash makes his way into the ring, I would like to welcome Higgins to
ringside. Because of the lumberjack rules, he will not be allowed to
participate. So we have invited him here tonight to do special guest
commentary.
CNC: You sure do have a way of stretching what you have to say out don't you,
Duke?
H: Cheerio gentlemen.
CNC: Yeah, top of the morning to ya.
[Flash orders Cap'n Crunch and Michael Buffer to move out of the way as he
proceeds to strut across the center of the ring]
MB: Ladies and gentlemen the first participant. He has been led to the ring
by Higgins and Cap'n Crunch. Wearing black and red and weighing in at 294
lbs. From Detroit, Michigan... the self proclaimed Toughman champion, World
champion, Saviour of the Universe, King of the Impossible, and... I can't do
this. Ladies and gentlemen.... FLAAAAASSSSSSHHHHH!!!
["Wasting My Hate" by Metallica booms throughout the arena and fans stand to
their feet in cheers]
MB: And his opponent, weighing in at 310 lbs and wearing black... from
Detroit, Michigan. He is the master of The Hurt, the self proclaimed
Toughest Drunk Alive.... ladies and gentlemen, former SWF Toughman
Heavyweight Champion...... GODS TEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRSSSS!!!
[The big screen stands in front of the entranceway. A large beer truck
rushes towards the screen and as it hits, the "glass" shatters and GT walks
out]
RD: Here we go! Whether you love him or you hate him, you have to respect
Gods Tears.
CNC: You're crazy. I don't even think Gods Tears respects Gods Tears.
He's just a badass son of a bitch with a high pain threshold.
RD: So what does that make Flash?
CNC: A bastard without a clue.
RD: So you're going with GT?
CNC: I didn't say that. Flash may be a bastard without a clue, but he's a
tough bastard without a clue.
RD: So you're going with Flash?
CNC: Didn't say that either. Who are you cheering for on this one, Higgins?
RD: Well that's a stupid question!
H: No comment.
RD: Flash has the microphone. Let's listen to what he has to say.
CNC: Time for the censors to get their fingers on the button.
[Flash removes the cowboy hat and garb to reveal a newly shaved head with
the letters "FAH-Q" tattooed on the back of his head. Upon a closer look,
his bottom lip is also now pierced]
Flash: I got to thinking about something here tonight, GT. You see, there
are a lot of people around this ring tonight, and 99.2% of them want to kick
my ass.
[The fans cheer as many wrestlers at ringside laugh and shake their heads]
Flash: So I'm not gonna wrestle here tonight.
[The fans begin to boo loudly]
Flash: Unless......
[GT grabs the mic]
GT: Spit it out.
Flash: Unless this match is contested under Flash Rules!!! HA HA!!!
[The fans boo louder. GT looks to his left and then to his right before
looking back to Flash and nodding for his approval]
Flash: WHAT??? I mean, do you even realize what Flash Rules are???
[Flash looks around and thinks for a minute]
Flash: No disqualification! No countout! Best two out of three falls!
Anything goes! How bout that, bitch?
[GT nods again]
Flash: Fine! Ring the f[BEEP]n bell!
[The bell rings
Gods Tears reaches over and rips the hoop from Flash's lip.
Flash screams like a girl and falls to the ground kicking.
Gods Tears goes for the pin.
Kabooki Joe counts: one, two, three.
The fans give Gods Tears a standing ovation]
RD: Holy mother of god!
CNC: Is that his new finisher? We're supposed to see GT's new finisher
tonight. Was that it?
H: Oh dear me.
MB: Ladies and gentlemen, the first fall has been awarded to Gods Tears!
Now both men must return to their respective corners before the second
round.
[Gods Tears walks back to his corner.
The Living Dead jump into the ring and drag Flash to his corner.
Rigor kicks Flash twice before leaving the ring.]
RD: The Dead taking a few cheap shots on Flash while he's on the mat in pain.
CNC: I don't think Flash is going to be able to fight anymore after that,
Duke. I think GT will win the match by forfeit.
RD: No. Tears should have been disqualified.
H: It happens to be Flash Rules. He asked for them.
[Gods Tears stands up on the second rope in his corner and gives the crowd
two birds
Flash attacks Gods Tears before the bell.
Flash goes for an armdrag takedown, but Gods Tears counters it with a lariat.
In turn, Flash counters it with a duck-down move.
Gods Tears executes a backslide.
Gods Tears uses the ropes for leverage.
Kabooki Joe counts: One, two, kickout.]
RD: Close to a second fall there for GT!
CNC: I can't believe what I just saw! Flash was over in one corner in pain,
and the next moment he's charging GT. Of course it also led to his near
downfall.
[Flash goes for a dragon suplex, but Gods Tears blocks it.
Gods Tears goes for a kick to the head, but Flash counters it with
a duck-down move.
Flash catches him in a dragon suplex.
Kabooki Joe counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
CNC: Near fall by Flash after that dragon suplex.
RD: Just look at this man. This boy ain't right. He's standing there with
blood rushing from his lips, but he's still trying to fight.
CNC: Well he shouldn't have worn the piercing to the ring. This isn't WCW.
RD: Hey now! Sorry fans. Charles meant to say, this isn't some other
organization based out of Atlanta.
[Flash whips Gods Tears into the ropes.
Flash goes for a kick to the midsection, but Gods Tears blocks it.
Gods Tears runs into the ropes.
Gods Tears nails him with a fist to the midsection.
Gods Tears throws Flash out of the ring and smiles.]
CNC: Uh oh! Mr. Shhh and Hot Shot Donovan are both heading towards Flash!
RD: Well according to the official rules, their job is to throw him back
into the ring. Nothing more.
[Hot Shot Donovan picks up Flash and rolls him into the ring.
Sandman comes up from behind and clotheslines Hot Shot Donovan to the floor.
Mr. Shhh pulls Flash back out
Mr. Shhh knocks Flash into the ringsteps.
Mr. Shhh takes him down with a DDT.
Flash goes for a vertical suplex, but Sean McKenzie nails Flash from behind.
Tom Pho knocks Flash into the ringpost.]
RD: Flash is forced to go up against everyone.... literally!
CNC: And look at GT just standing there in the ring waiting for Flash.
H: If I were in Tears' position right now, I believe that I would go to the
outside and bring Flash in for the pin.
[Sandman nails him with a fist to the midsection.
Flash whips Sandman into the guardrail.
Flash reenters the ring.
Gods Tears nails him with a Tombstone.
Gods Tears nails him with a Tombstone.
Gods Tears takes him down with a football tackle.
Gods Tears takes him down with a European uppercut.
Gods Tears takes him down with a double underhook backbreaker.
Gods Tears nails him with a chinlock deathlock submission.
Flash reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.]
RD: Gods Tears is merely having fun with Flash now. To be honest, I'm
surprised to see Flash even reaching that rope.
CNC: He's a tough guy, but I didn't expect him to be that tough. He's not
weak enough yet. GT needs to send him back outside.
[Gods Tears goes for a powerslam, but Flash counters it with a lariat.
Flash runs into the ropes.
Gods Tears goes for a chokehold, but Flash blocks it.
Flash goes for a back suplex, but Gods Tears counters it with a
cross-body block.
Flash runs into the ropes.
Gods Tears misses with a clothesline.
Gods Tears hits Flash with an elbow.
Gods Tears whips Flash into the ropes.
Gods Tears hits Flash with a kick.
Gods Tears takes him down with a forearm smash.
Gods Tears executes a backslide.
Kabooki Joe counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]
RD: Flash has been on the bad end of a lot of punishment tonight, Charles.
What do you think, Higgins? Does he still have a chance?
H: I would prefer to refrain from any comment at this time.
CNC: Smart man.
[Gods Tears goes for a football tackle, but Flash counters it with a side step.
Flash goes for a lariat, but Gods Tears counters it with a duck-down move.
Gods Tears goes for a forearm to the back, but Flash counters it with
a side step.
Flash goes for a backslide, but Gods Tears reverses it.
Gods Tears uses the ropes for leverage.
Kabooki Joe counts: One, two, in the ropes...]
RD: Gods Tears is just trying to end this thing quick! He has gotten many
near falls, but somehow Flash is just getting lucky.
CNC: I don't know if it's luck or stupidity.
H: I'd vote the latter.
[Gods Tears nails him with a backspin DDT.
Gods Tears nails him with a football tackle.
Gods Tears executes a clothesline.
Flash takes him down with a spinning leg lariat.
Gods Tears throws Flash out of the ring.]
RD: As soon as Flash gained offense, GT just tossed him right back to the
outside. Flash has to be getting frustrated.
CNC: I don't think frustrated is the word for it. He hasn't even had time
to be frustrated.
[Headhunter goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Flash blocks it.
Flash hits Headhunter with an elbow.
Flash executes a lariat.
Flash nails him with a chop.
Flash executes a clothesline on Mr. Shhh.
Flash turns around to see Headhunter looking at him with a smile.
Flash drops to his knees and begins moving back.
C-Murder kicks Flash in the back of the head and tosses him back into the
ring.]
CNC: Flash had a little bit of offense in there.
RD: Yep. Very little. Now Flash is back in the ring, but I wouldn't say
that's a comfortable place to be right now.
CNC: Where would you rather be? Outside getting your ass kicked by everyone
or inside getting your ass kicked by a pissed off, drunken, former Toughman
champion?
[Gods Tears goes for a kick to the head, but Flash counters it with
a duck-down move.
Flash whips Gods Tears into the turnbuckle.
Flash looks to the crowd, smiles, and pats himself on the back.
Flash executes a rana.
Flash pulls the tights.
Kabooki Joe counts: One, kickout.]
RD: Only a one count there for Flash. What's he doing now?
[Flash attempts to leave the ring, but Rock 'N Roll Animal pushes him back
in.
Flash runs into the ropes.
Gods Tears nails him with a fist to the midsection.
Gods Tears executes a football tackle.
Gods Tears takes him down with a headbutt.
Gods Tears throws Flash out of the ring.]
RD: Oh god! Not again!
CNC: Would it be safe to say that this is a one-sided match?
[Tom Pho nails him with a headbutt.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Flash into the guardrail.
Sandman nails him with a football tackle.
Flash reenters the ring.]
CNC: Of all the places to run, I don't think back into the ring is it. How
about back to the lockerroom?
RD: I don't think any of these guys will let him get there, Charles.
[Gods Tears executes a backspin DDT.
Gods Tears executes a fist to the midsection.
Gods Tears goes for a headbutt, but Flash blocks it.
Flash nails him with a vertical suplex.
Flash takes him down with a small package.
Kabooki Joe counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
RD: A two count by Flash! That was close!
CNC: Uh huh. I think GT was probably thinking that he should give the guy
a two count just make him think that he's winning.
[Flash goes for a dragon suplex, but Gods Tears blocks it.
Gods Tears executes a Tombstone.
Gods Tears nails him with a European uppercut.
Gods Tears goes for a Tombstone, but Flash reverses it.
Flash nails him with a chop.
Flash throws Gods Tears out of the ring.]
CNC: Flash thinking that he could get somewhere with yet another dragon
suplex, but again it fails.
RD: My surprise is GT having the tombstone reversed on him, and now it is
Tears who is on the outside. Wait, what is Flash doing now?
H: Oh dear me! Don't do it!
[Flash jumps onto him with a Backspring Asai Moonsault, but Gods Tears
is shoved out of the way by Shocker.
Flash is out cold.
Mr. Shhh takes Flash down with a low blow.
C-Murder knocks Flash into the ringsteps.
Gods Tears nails Tom Pho with a Tombstone.
Sean McKenzie whips Flash into the guardrail.
Gods Tears goes for a Vader attack, but Tom Pho counters it with
a fist to the midsection.
They're brawling on the floor.]
CNC: OK, maybe a little bad blood here? GT has completely forgotten about
Flash and moved on to Tom Pho. This is ridiculous now.
RD: But while Tears and Pho are going at it toe-to-toe, Flash is still the
guy without offense.
H: Stupid American.
[Tom Pho whips Gods Tears into the guardrail.
Sandman goes for a football tackle, but Flash counters it with a side step.
They're brawling on the floor.
Headhunter nails Flash with The Hit.
Sean McKenzie executes the Execution on Flash.
Mr. Shhh hits Flash with the Peacemaker.
C-Murder nails Flash with the 187.
Hot Shot Donovan takes Flash down with the Hot Kick.
Shocker throws Flash back into the ring.]
RD: Flash is back in the ring, completely out cold after the Hit, the
Execution, the Peacemaker, the 187, and...... THE HOT KICK!
CNC: Yeah but GT is still on the outside brawling. He could roll into
the ring and get a pin here if he would forget about Pho.
[Gods Tears whips Tom Pho into the guardrail.
Sandman executes a sleeperhold on Gods Tears, but C-Murder breaks the hold.
Mr. Shhh nails Gods Tears with a DDT.
Flash is unconscious in the center of the ring.
Shocker takes Mr. Shhh down with a forearm smash.
Gods Tears executes a low blow on Mortis.
Rigor nails Gods Tears with a German suplex.
Flash is unconscious in the center of the ring.
Mortis goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but Gods Tears blocks it.
Gods Tears goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Mortis blocks it.
Headhunter takes Gods Tears down with a Vader attack.]
CNC: As much as the Thugz are trying to help, this is just a no win situation
for GT. Meanwhile Flash is completely motionless on the inside of the ring.
RD: Let me restate that all GT has to do basically is fall on top of Flash
at this point. The uncrowned Toughman and World champion is dead.
CNC: Well he's not uncrowned. He has both of the belts. It's just that he..
well, ya know. He didn't legally win them. But still he's the champ.
[Rock 'N Roll Animal goes for an armdrag takedown, but Gods Tears counters it
with a lariat.
Gods Tears goes for a football tackle, but Sean McKenzie counters it with a
side step.
Gods Tears takes Sean McKenzie down with a spinning mule kick.
Gods Tears executes a German suplex on Sven Pieterson.
Gods Tears takes Artful Dodger down with a chokehold.
Gods Tears goes for a DDT, but Jagged Edge counters it with a backdrop.
Gods Tears goes for a bodyslam, but Insanity blocks it.
Flash in unconscious in the center of the ring
Gods Tears executes a powerslam on Fatal Fury.]
CNC: GT is fighting like hell to get back into the ring, but everytime he
tries, he gets jumped by half of the SWF!
RD: That's right, Charles. And if I may point out, Flash is STILL out cold
in the center of the ring.
[Gods Tears nails Panzer Sturm with a German suplex.
C-Murder throws Gods Tears back into the ring.
Gods Tears stumbles across the ring and falls on top of Flash for the pin.
Kabooki Joe counts: One, two, thr...Cap'n Crunch breaks the pin.]
RD: That should have been it! This match should be over! I can't believe
Crunch has just broken the sure pin, and Joe is letting him get away with it!
H: Well there certainly is an advantage to Flash Rules. Don't mind it to be
all bullocks.
[Gods Tears nails him with a bodyslam.
Gods Tears nails him with a low blow.
Gods Tears executes a DDT.
Gods Tears executes a jawbreaker.
Gods Tears nails him with a bodyslam.
Gods Tears goes for the pin.
Kabooki Joe counts: one, two, thr... Cap'n Crunch breaks the pin.
Cap'n Crunch chokeslams Gods Tears.]
CNC: HOLY!!!!!
RD: A chokeslam by Cap'n Crunch!!!! Since when did this turn into a handicap
match???
CNC: Since GT agreed to Flash Rules. I think GT is seriously hurt after that.
RD: Seriously hurt after that? You don't think being beaten by half of the
guys on the outside had any effect on that do you?
CNC: Just shut up.
[Cap'n Crunch throws a cup of water on Flash's face and helps him to his feet.
Flash signals for the Miracle and then falls backward into the corner.]
CNC: He's going for the Miracle, Roger!!!!
RD: Well, if he can stand up.
[Cap'n Crunch chokeslams Gods Tears.
Cap'n Crunch helps Flash back to his feet
Kabooki Joe warns Cap'n Crunch.
Cap'n Crunch chokeslams Kabooki Joe.]
CNC: Another chokeslam! GT is out cold, and now Kabooki Joe has been
implanted in the ring. This is wild! What a match for Birthday Blast!
RD: Yes fans. And you can see matches like this each month, only on
Pay-Per-View.
CNC: If this match is this brutal, imagine how the Bunkhouse Brawl Royal
Rumble is going to be.
RD: Absolutely. Every signed competitor to the SWF will meet in one ring
for the second annual Bunkhouse Brawl Royal Rumble.
CNC: Is that enough hyping?
RD: Yup.
[Flash nails Gods Tears with a Victory Roll.
There is no referee to count.
Flash takes him down with a DDT.
Flash goes for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Flash whips Gods Tears into the turnbuckle.
Flash nails him with a dropkick.
Flash nails him with a spin kick.
Flash goes for the pin.
There is no referee to count.]
RD: Flash has Tears pinned. It's obvious. But it's his own fault that
Kabooki is out cold.
CNC: Personally, I think Joe got what he deserved. It's not paying off
for Flash though.
[Flash nails Gods Tears with a low blow.
Flash nails Gods Tears with a low blow.
Flash nails Gods Tears with a low blow.
Flash goes for the pin.
There is no referee to count.]
CNC: Well one thing is for sure. GT won't be rushing off to make sweet love
with one of those fine ladies of his after this match.
RD: I don't think GT will be rushing off to anywhere after this match, and if
he makes love to anything.. It will be a large pack of ice.
CNC: Oooh! Good one!
RD: So far I am amazed that the wrestlers on the outside have not rushed into
the ring. Especially since Kabooki Joe is knocked out.
CNC: No, Duke. This is their fight. They have to do it themselves.
[Flash nails him with a back suplex.
Flash runs into the ropes.
Flash misses with a clothesline.
Gods Tears executes a fist to the midsection.
Gods Tears goes for a backspin DDT, but Cap'n Crunch nails Gods Tears from
behind.]
RD: No! This is going too far now!
CNC: Oh, like everything was within the limits of fair five minutes ago?
RD: Someone has to get Crunch out of the ring!
CNC: Good idea. Why don't you go over and politely remove his 7'7" 500 plus
pound ass over the ropes?
[Flash climbs onto the ropes and gives a crotch chop.
Mr. Shhh, Sandman, The Thugz, The Living Dead, Hot Shot Donovan, Sean
McKenzie, Artful Dodger, Axel Mate, Sven Peterson, Panzer Sturm, Tom Pho,
The Birds of Prey, Madness, Sound & Fury, Fatal Fury, Jagged Edge,
Rock 'N Roll Animal, and Headhunter all rush the ring and attack Cap'n
Crunch. Hot Shot Donovan executes the Hot Kick on Cap'n Crunch. Headhunter
executes the Hit on Cap'n Crunch. Mr. Shhh goes for the Peacemaker, but
Cap'n Crunch nails him with a clothesline. Flash bails out of the ring.]
RD: Flash has just hit the floor. He's taking no part in this as the entire
group of Lumberjacks have rushed in to take out Cap'n Crunch!
CNC: You have to look at this though! These guys are having no effect on the
good Cap'n! Must be those crunch berries!
[Fatal Fury goes for the Furious Fall, but Cap'n Crunch falls on him.
Sandman executes the sleeper, but Cap'n Crunch slams him back into the corner.
Rigor and Mortis nail him with a double clothesline.
Tom Pho goes for the Tiger Claw Heart Punch, but Cap'n Crunch counters with
a punch.
Tom Pho goes flying over the top rope.
Madness execute a double dropkick.
Cap'n Crunch nails Madness with a double chokeslam.]
RD: We have to get someone to clear this mess out right now!
CNC: Oh like who, Einstein? You have the entire friggin SWF in the ring here,
and they can't do crap. Who oh wise one possess the power to take the Cap'n
down?
RD: Well good point.
CNC: Where are the Soggies when you need them?
[Sean McKenzie nails Cap'n Crunch with the International Title Belt.
Cap'n Crunch budges.
Rock 'N Roll Animal slams a chair into Cap'n Crunch's back.
Everyone in the ring proceeds to jump Cap'n Crunch at once.
Kabooki Joe is back on the job.
Gods Tears is still out cold.
Flash is still ducking on the outside, occasionally kicking Tom Pho.
Cap'n Crunch is thrown over the top and to the outside.]
RD: Finally! Security have made their way out to the ring and they are
taking care of Crunch with their nightsticks. Justice is served.
CNC: Well where the hell were security five minutes ago? Oh nevermind.
Didn't see the jelly doughnut stain on that guy's shirt.
[Flash crawls back into the ring.
Flash goes for a bodyslam, but Gods Tears counters it with a small package.
Gods Tears uses the ropes for leverage.
Kabooki Joe counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Gods Tears whips Flash into the ropes.
Gods Tears misses with a shoulderblock.
Gods Tears misses with a kick.
Flash hits Gods Tears with a shoulderblock.
Flash executes a lariat.
Flash is going for the pin.
Kabooki Joe counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
CNC: Two close calls here, and it looks like GT and Flash are both still in
this match.
RD: I don't know. I personally liked the Cap'n Crunch vs. The SWF handicap
match.
CNC: Where was Crunch when Bacon was still the world champion?
RD: Yes, but Bacon took on almost the entire SWF too.
CNC: Yeah but Crunch almost won.
[Flash nails him with an Asai moonsault.
Kabooki Joe counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Flash executes The Miracle and goes for the pin.]
RD: Another kickout by Tears, and that was the closest fall so far in this
grueling match! Hold on! FLASH HIT IT!
CNC: IT'S A MIRACLE!!!!!
[Kabooki Joe counts: One, two, three.
Flash jumps up and down.
Flash gives a crotch chop.
Flash kicks Gods Tears while he's down.
Flash goes back to his corner.
Higgins wakes up Michael Buffer]
MB: Huh? Oh.. Ladies and gentlemen the second fall has been awarded to....
FLASSSSSSHHH!
RD: I can't believe it. Both of these men have been through hell, and now
they are tied dead even. One fall each. Flash hits Tears with the Miracle
and scores the pin. Now that we have both men in their corners, we just
await Kabooki Joe's word to restart.
[Flash runs to Gods Tears' corner and pushes him over on the mat.
Flash is going for the pin.
Flash uses the ropes for leverage.
Kabooki Joe counts: One, two, kickout.
Flash complains about a slow count.
Gods Tears catches him in an inside cradle.
Kabooki Joe counts: One, shoulder up.]
CNC: Flash didn't feel like waiting for Joe's word. It looks like Flash may
be in a little better shape right now. Tears only caught him with a one
count. This match could go on all night.
RD: It already has gone on all night.
CNC: Yeah, but at least the fans are getting their moneys worth out of this
PPV.
[Gods Tears takes him down with a faceslam.
Gods Tears executes a clothesline.
Gods Tears runs into the ropes.
Gods Tears hits Flash with a shoulderblock.
Gods Tears nails him with an elbowsmash.
Gods Tears runs into the ropes.
Flash executes a single-leg takedown.
Flash goes for a bodyslam, but Gods Tears counters it with a small package.
Gods Tears pulls the tights.
Kabooki Joe counts: One, two, kickout.
Gods Tears executes a sleeperhold.
Flash reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.]
RD: Tears is going for the quick and easy win here. He's had a few failed
pin attempts and then the sleeperhold.
CNC: yeah but it's not Sandman's sleeperhold.
RD: Do you realize how many announcers have said that since Sandman has been
here?
CNC: Only one that counts.
[Gods Tears whips Flash into the ropes, but Flash reverses it.
Gods Tears misses with a clothesline.
Flash hits Gods Tears with a shoulderblock.
Flash goes for a small package, but Gods Tears reverses it.
Kabooki Joe counts: One, two, kickout.]
CNC: Another near fall by GT. But it looks like it's Flash who is up to his
feet first.
RD: I don't see how either of these guys can get back onto their feet after
what they've been through tonight.
[Flash places Gods Tears on the turnbuckle.
Flash takes him down with a superplex.
Flash is going for the pin.
Flash pulls the tights.
Kabooki Joe counts: One, two, kickout.]
RD: Close to a three count there by Flash with a handful of tights.
CNC: But you gotta love that superplex. I doubt GT will be able to recover
from that.
[Flash attempts to place Gods Tears on the turnbuckle, but Gods Tears blocks it.
Flash climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Artful Dodger pushes him.
Flash falls onto the top turnbuckle.
Flash falls back into the ring.
Gods Tears takes him down with a low blow.
Gods Tears takes him down with a sleeperhold.]
RD: Flash took a big chance by climbing to the top, but it didn't pay off.
CNC: Yeah, first he lands really hard allowing the top turnbuckle to give
him a low blow. The he gets a low blow from GT. You gotta feel sorry for
Flash right now. Especially since he's locked in a sleeperhold pretty
tightly. But ya know... it's not......
RD: Yeah yeah. It's not Sandman's sleeperhold. I know.
[Flash reaches the ropes after being trapped for 38 seconds.
Flash goes for a low blow, but Gods Tears counters it with a low blow.
Gods Tears gives the sign for the Hurt]
RD: THE HURT!
CNC: Well I guess this means that we won't see his new move tonight. You
can't blame the guy though. I mean, he's just trying to end this one as
fast as he can.
[Gods Tears executes the Hurt.
Flash is screaming in pain.
Flash falls down to the mat.
Gods Tears executes the Hurt onto the second turnbuckle.
Flash tries to break the hold.
Flash falls down to the mat.
Gods Tears executes the Hurt onto the bottom turnbuckle.
Higgins jumps up from his seat and pulls Flash out of the ring after two
minutes.]
CNC: HEY! IT WAS ALL OVER!
RD: Higgins is not supposed to be interfering here in this match!
CNC: Well it's Flash Rules. Argue that.
[Flash spins around and nails Higgins.
C-Murder throws Flash back into the ring.
Gods Tears whips Flash into the ropes.
Flash misses with a kick.
Gods Tears misses with a clothesline.
Gods Tears goes for a clothesline, but Flash counters it with a duck-down
move.
Flash takes him down with a small package.
Flash uses the ropes for leverage.
Kabooki Joe counts: One, shoulder up.]
RD: First question. What is Flash made of that he can still fight back
after being in The Hurt for two whole minutes? This is chaotic!
CNC: What's funny is that Flash is actually in control now! Ladies and
gents, my new favorite wrestler.... Flash!
[Flash whips Gods Tears into the ropes.
Flash misses with a clothesline.
Flash executes an armdrag takedown.
Flash goes for The Miracle, but Gods Tears blocks it.
Flash goes for a kick to the midsection, but Gods Tears blocks it.
Gods Tears executes a neck snap.
Gods Tears executes a sleeperhold.
Flash reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.]
RD: And Flash almost got the Miracle off on Tears yet again, but Tears
managed to block it and lock him into a sleeper.
CNC: Flash grabs the ropes. Forget the world title match, here's your
main event ladies and gents.
[Gods Tears executes a neck snap.
Gods Tears nails him with a chokehold.
Kabooki Joe counts: One, two, three, four.
Gods Tears goes for a kneedrop, but Flash counters it with a roll away.
Flash nails him with The Miracle and goes for the pin.
Kabooki Joe counts: One, two, thr... Shocker pulls Gods Tears out of the ring.]
RD: Again with a near fall, and Flash almost walked out of here the winner!
CNC: Luckily, The Thugz are there to help GT out both in and out of the ring.
RD: Well they have been watching his back pretty well.
[The crowd erupts into boos.
David Storm and Brian Christian make their way to the ring.]
RD: Oh christ! What is this?
CNC: Don't ask and maybe we won't have to know.
[Mr. Shhh takes the World Title belt from the announcers table and begins to
leave ringside.
Flash turns his head and jumps from the center of the ring towards Mr. Shhh.
Flash sails over the ropes and into the audience.
Gods Tears reenters the ring]
CNC: HOLY S[BEEP]!
RD: CHARLES!
CNC: WELL JESUS CHRIST, MAN! DID YOU SEE THAT?
RD: It looks like Flash hurt himself pretty bad there. He's being thrown back
into the ring while Mr. Shhh is walking out with his belt back around his
waist.
[Gods Tears nails Flash with a low blow.
Gods Tears gives the sign for the Hurt.
The crowd is on their feet cheering for Gods Tears.
Gods Tears goes for the Hurt, but Flash nails him with a low blow.
Flash executes the Hurt on Gods Tears.]
CNC: HOLY S......
RD: NOT AGAIN!!!!!
CNC: Flash has got GT in his own move! What a way to lose!
RD: Inconceivable!
[Flash looks over to see Tom Pho grabbing the Toughman title belt.
Flash drops Gods Tears and makes a running jump at Tom Pho.
Flash sails over the top rope and head first into the guardrail.
Sean McKenzie executes the Execution on Flash.
Fatal Fury nails Flash with the Furious Fall.]
RD: DON'T SAY IT, CHARLES!
CNC: What? The guy just nailed the guardrail headfirst. Big deal.
RD: Tom Pho is headed out now with the Toughman title belt. In the meantime,
the rest of the lumberjacks who remain at ringside are pounding away on Flash!
CNC: One question. I saw Higgins get nailed, but he just got up and left.
Where did he go?
RD: Who cares....... SHATTERED DREAMS!
[Jagged Edge executes Shattered Dreams on Flash.
Sandman breaks the hold.
Sandman executes the sleeperhold on Flash.
Jagged Edge break the hold.
Sandman nails Jagged Edge with a fist to the midsection.
Flash crawls slowly back into the ring.
Flash falls down next to Gods Tears.]
CNC: With Edge and Sandman having a battle of the sleepers, Flash manages
to get back into the ring where Gods Tears is still hurting from the Hurt.
[Flash drapes one arm over Gods Tears.
Kabooki Joe counts: One, two, thr... in the ropes.]
RD: Flash almost had Tears yet again!
CNC: If every match in the SWF is like this, I'm here. Then again, if every
match in the SWF was like this.. There wouldn't be time for other matches.
[Flash gives the sign for The Miracle.
Flash executes The Miracle, but Gods Tears lands on his feet.
Gods Tears nails Flash with inverted power bomb.
Gods Tears executes Drunken Rage]
RD: OH WOW! WHAT A VICIOUS MOVE!
CNC: Jesus jumped up christ. I don't know what it is, but Flash better give
up quick before he still has a career.
[Flash is trying to break the hold.
Flash is screaming in pain.
Flash lets out one last burst of energy.
Kabooki Joe lifts Flash's hand, it drops.
Kabooki Joe lifts Flash's hand, it drops.
Kabooki Joe lifts Flash's hand, David Storm pulls Kabooki Joe out of the
ring.
Flash's hand drops]
RD: What the?
CNC: Joe didn't see it! Joe didn't see it!
RD: Inconceivable! Tears just won this match, but because of Storm, it's
not over!
[Gods Tears releases the hold and goes after David Storm and Brian Christian.
Flash comes up from behind and nail Gods Tears with a lead pipe.
Gods Tears collapses to the mat.
The Thugz enter the ring and jump Flash.
The Living Dead attack The Thugz.
All hell breaks loose with every wrestler in the ring.
Kabooki Joe calls for the bell]
RD: What's going on here?
CNC: Well I know that it wasn't a disqualification. We're talking Flash rules
here.
MB: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee's official word.. this match has been
thrown out due to an inability to maintain control. Therefore, the official
result.... A DRAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!
CNC: This is bull!
RD: Well, Kabooki took as much as he could, but he just couldn't handle it
anymore.
CNC: Well if that's all he could take, he shouldn't have signed to ref a match
between Tears and Flash. This is total crap.
[The crowd begins to chant "5 more minutes!"
Flash begins to run back to the lockerroom.
Flash is stopped by security who place him in handcuffs.
Higgins steps out from the curtains and delivers swift low blow with the cane
to Flash.]
CNC: HOLY S......
RD: Stop it! Flash has been grabbed up by security and Higgins! What is this
all about?
CNC: Maybe Higgins got tired of taking Flash's crap.
RD: But why would he have waited until now to do this?
CNC: Cause Cap'n Crunch isn't here, Duke. Well it's been a hell of a match,
but it's dead now. What's next?
RD: Well up next is the bout for the World Tag Team championship.
CNC: You know that the Living Dead and Endless Fury have to be hating
this.
RD: Why is that, Charles?
CNC: Because how in the hell are you supposed to follow up a match like
the one that we just saw?
RD: This is a World tag team title defense, Charles. It places second
to none.
CBC: I'd still rather see Cap'n Crunch vs. Higgins.
RD: Let's go to Rick Ascott who is about to introduce the challengers.
RA: Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is scheduled for one fall and
is for the Supreme Wrestling Federation World Tag Team Championship!
["...And Justice For All" by Metallica cranks up on the sound system as
the fans stand to their feet to cheer]
RA: Introducing first, the challengers, accompanied to the ring by Shae
Smith, at a total combined weight of 581 lbs. Jagged Edge and Fatal
Fury.... Endless Fury!!!
[The group of three emerge from the entrance and make their way to the
ring. The crowd gives them a mixed reaction. They enter the ring as
The music slowly down and fades into Bon Jovi's "Sleep When I'm Dead".
The arena lights dim and are replaced by strobe lights as The Living Dead
push open the curtains and the crowd boos loudly]
RA: And their opponents are the Supreme Wrestling Federation World Tag
Team Champions! At a total combined weight of 536 lbs., Rigor and
Mortis... The Living Dead!!!
[Rigor & Mortis make their way down to the ring. They are carrying the
tag straps over their shoulders. The crowd boos loudly.]
RD: And what a great match this is going to be. It sounds like the fans
here at Birthday Blast are really behind Endless Fury tonight, but the
favorites in this match have to be The Living Dead. Let's get this show
on the road.
[They lock up.
Rigor goes for an armbar submission, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury catches Rigor in a double chickenwing submission.
Rigor reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.]
RD: Rigor went for an armbar submission, but he was countered by Fury
with a submission hold on his own.
CNC: Fury is wrestling a smart match in the early goings. Sure, we all
know that Rigor isn't going to give up so soon, but it will definitely
wear him down quite a bit.
[Fatal Fury hits Rigor.
Rigor punches Fatal Fury.
The crowd is responding to Rigor.
Rigor chops Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury chops Rigor.
Fatal Fury hits a belly-to-back suplex on Rigor.
The crowd is going crazy.
Fatal Fury is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.]
CNC: Close call there! Just like that, Fury got a two count on Rigor
and we almost had new tag team champions.
RD: And that's just how quickly something like this can happen. Fatal
Fury has that taste for gold dripping right off of him.
[Fatal Fury whips Rigor into the ropes, but Rigor reverses it.
Fatal Fury hits Rigor with a shoulderblock.
Fatal Fury goes for a headbutt, but Rigor blocks it.
Rigor tags out to Mortis.]
RD: Now Mortis is tagged in after Rigor's bad start.
CNC: Mortis could change the entire direction of the match here. Come
on, Dead! Show us why you're World Tag Team champions and Endless Fury
are just petty losers!
[Jagged Edge enters the ring and lays out Rigor.
Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge whip Mortis into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Mortis with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it
with a duck-down move.
Mortis hits them with a double clothesline.
The crowd is responding to Mortis.
Mortis and Rigor whip Fatal Fury into the ropes.
They hit Fatal Fury with a double backdrop.
Jagged Edge leaves the ring.
Mortis hits Fatal Fury with a Frankensteiner.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
CNC: The attempted double team by Endless Fury doesn't pay off as Mortis
comes reeling back with a double clothesline!
RD: And just like that we have a change in pace in this match.
CNC: You see, Duke. The Dead just showed Endless Fury how double
teaming is done, and that my friend is why they are the champs.
[Mortis whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
Mortis misses with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury hits Mortis with a backdrop.
Mortis falls out of the ring.
Jeff Hart counts: one, two, three, four, Mortis reenters the ring.
Fatal Fury tags out to Jagged Edge.]
RD: Well the champs are having to recollect their thoughts here and work
out a new strategy. Mortis about six counts away from losing the match.
That's still a long way to go before ten.
CNC: Jagged Edge gets the tag. Do you realize what would happen if Edge
won this match here tonight?
RD: Well I guess that would give him bragging rights to yet another
championship wouldn't it? He's held just about all of them hasn't he?
CNC: Makes you wonder how long it will be before that TV title is around
his waist. This lust for gold could be his downfall I tell ya. He's
probably thinking about that belt right now, and he is losing his focus
on this match.
[Jagged Edge hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Mortis.
Jagged Edge executes a Tombstone on Mortis.
There are lots of chants for Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge flexes to the crowd.
There are lots of chants for Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge attempts to place Mortis on the turnbuckle, but Mortis blocks
it.
Jagged Edge executes the Doctor Bomb on Mortis.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
Jagged Edge has the crowd going wild.]
RD: Near fall by Edge! It sure doesn't look like his focus is anywhere
but this match to me, Charles.
CNC: Just wait. That was only a two count. There's plenty of match to
go, and that belt is going to keep getting on his mind more and more and
more.
[Jagged Edge uses a jack-knife power bomb on Mortis.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
The chants for Jagged Edge are deafening.
Fatal Fury enters the ring to make it two-on-one.]
CNC: IT'S DA POWERBOMB!
RD: Another two count by Edge who is quickly backed up by Fatal Fury in
the ring. Now that the Dead have shown them how to double team
correctly, I think it's time for a dose of their own medicine.
CNC: Not funny.
[Fatal Fury hits a lariat on Mortis.
Jagged Edge goes for a German suplex, but Mortis blocks it.
Fatal Fury leaves the ring.
Mortis executes a bulldog headlock on Jagged Edge.
There are lots of chants for Mortis.
Mortis throws Jagged Edge out of the ring.
Mortis jumps onto him with a plancha, but Jagged Edge moves out of the way.
Mortis is out cold.
The crowd is giving Jagged Edge a standing ovation.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jagged Edge.]
RD: This crowd is going nuts for Endless Fury, Charles! I think they
would love to see new champions crowned tonight.
CNC: They're just cheering for Fury to be polite. It's the least that
they can do after all of the free pizza that they got tonight. Cheer or
boo, they still know that the Living Dead will keep the belts.
RD: I don't know. Mortis looks close to dead.
CNC: Mortis always looks close to dead, Duke. That's why he's the
Living Dead.
[Jagged Edge goes for a front slam, but Mortis counters it with
a roundhouse right.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Fatal Fury comes over to make it two-on-one.
Fatal Fury uses a lariat on Mortis.
Jagged Edge uses a German suplex on Mortis.
Fatal Fury goes for a backbreaker, but Mortis blocks it.
Rigor whips Fatal Fury into the guardrail.
Rigor puts Fatal Fury in a sleeperhold.
Mortis comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jagged Edge comes over and lays out Mortis.
Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge hit Rigor with a double choke slam.]
RD: This one has become two on two all the way on the outside. It
almost looks like a street fight!
CNC: You notice how this Jeff Hart kid has yet to give a one count?
It's obvious that he's working against the Dead, seeing as how a countout
would help them keep the belts.
RD: Oh stop it! I think Hart is doing a wonderful job. You're just
upset because of the fight that Endless Fury have brought to the ring
tonight.
[Fatal Fury hits Rigor with an elbowsmash.
Fatal Fury whips Rigor into the guardrail.
Fatal Fury uses a Tombstone on Rigor.
Jeff Hart counts: 1.
Fatal Fury reenters the ring.
Rigor follows him back in.
Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.
The crowd is behind Fatal Fury all the way.
Fatal Fury tags out to Jagged Edge.]
RD: And after the one count, Fury reenters the ring and tags back out to
Edge.
CNC: Should have been a ten count, but how can Edge be tagged in if he
was the legal man? Fury should be the legal man now. Edge was legal
when they left the ring.
RD: No. I don't believe so, Charles.
CNC: I'm serious! Fury is the legal man right now!
[Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury whip Rigor into the ropes.
They hit Rigor with a double fist to the midsection.
Fatal Fury nails Rigor with a lariat.
Jagged Edge goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Rigor counters it with
a facerake.
Fatal Fury leaves the ring.
Rigor executes a bodyslam on Jagged Edge.
Rigor uses a DDT on Jagged Edge.
Rigor uses a dropkick on Jagged Edge.
The crowd is really behind Rigor.
Rigor poses for the crowd.
There are lots of chants for Rigor.
Rigor locks Jagged Edge in an armbar submission.]
CNC: Rigor is taking care of Edge. He has him locked into that armbar
submission. Get him out of there quick, Rigor!
RD: Edge is fighting to break the hold. I told you that Jagged Edge was
the legal man, Charles.
CNC: We're gonna review this tape when it's over, and I promise you that
there is foulplay here. Endless Fury are cheating.
RD: Like the Living Dead are saints?
[Jagged Edge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Rigor whips Jagged Edge into the ropes.
Jagged Edge bumps into Jeff Hart.
Jagged Edge nails Rigor with a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jagged Edge.]
RD: And Edge is taking this match back into his control with a
tilt-a-whirl suplex. It looks like Jeff Hart is down.
CNC: Serves him right. Maybe that bump on the head will help his
counting speed.
[Rigor whips Jagged Edge into the turnbuckle.
Rigor runs into the ropes.
Jagged Edge misses with a clothesline.
Jagged Edge hits Rigor with a clothesline.
Jeff Hart is back on the job.
Jagged Edge flexes to the crowd.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge executes a Gorilla Press on Rigor.
The crowd erupts.]
RD: What am amazing show of raw strength by Jagged Edge! The champions
don't look like they are in too good of shape tonight.
CNC: How many times do I have to say this? They never look in good
shape! That's why they're the Living Dead!
[Jagged Edge tags out to Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge whip Rigor into the ropes.
They hit Rigor with a double backdrop.
Jagged Edge leaves the ring.
Fatal Fury takes Rigor down with a Big Leg Drop.
The chants for Fatal Fury are deafening.
Fatal Fury takes Rigor down with a headbutt.
Fatal Fury tags out to Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge throws Rigor out of the ring.
Jagged Edge goes through the ropes.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jagged Edge.]
RD: And the tag to Jagged Edge moves the action to the outside of the
ring again. We are really seeing some beautiful teamwork by Endless Fury
here tonight.
CNC: Cheating is what that is. First of all, Edge isn't the legal man.
Second, Fury is the legal man. Third, Endless Fury should be
disqualified for all of this double teaming.
RD: You didn't mind much when the double teaming was by the Dead. In
fact, you condoned it!
CNC: It's just not the same, Duke. You'll never understand.
[Jagged Edge whips Rigor into the guardrail.
Jagged Edge throws Rigor back into the ring.
Jagged Edge tags out to Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury throws Rigor out of the ring.
Jeff Hart counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Rigor reenters the
ring.]
RD: After a quick tag out to Fatal Fury, Rigor takes yet another trip to
the outside. It seems to be taking Rigor a little longer to get up right
now.
CNC: I will admit that it is a brilliant game plan by Endless Fury. By
keeping Rigor on the outside like this, they are keeping him from tagging
to Mortis who could obviously come in and clean house right now.
[Fatal Fury whips Rigor into the turnbuckle, but Rigor reverses it.
Rigor takes Fatal Fury down with a fist to the midsection.
Rigor executes a thrust kick to the head on Fatal Fury.
The crowd is really behind Rigor.
Rigor hits Fatal Fury with a low blow.]
RD: Fatal Fury is one baby who won't be growing up into a cowboy.
CNC: Excellent scientific wrestling by Rigor. He needs to get over
there and make the tag now.
[Mortis enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jagged Edge enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Rigor and Mortis hit Fatal Fury with a double Russian legsweep.
Jagged Edge gets back up and throws Mortis out of the ring.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge whip Rigor into the ropes.
They hit Rigor with a double backdrop.
Jagged Edge leaves the ring.]
RD: Jeff Hart tried to keep Edge out of the ring, but he couldn't do it.
Now Endless Fury have pushed Mortis out of the way and left Rigor alone
and in trouble. I think Fury is going to use this opportunity to score
the titles for his team.
CNC: Now, understand something here. Jeff Hart tried, but he didn't try
hard enough to keep the double teaming from happening. Plus, he
shouldn't have been trying to keep Edge out at all because he's the legal
man!
RD: Would you shut up about the legal man theory already?
CNC: It's true I tell ya! I'm not making this up!
[Fatal Fury hits Rigor with a choke slam.
Fatal Fury runs into the ropes.
Rigor hits Fatal Fury with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury falls out of the ring.
Rigor jumps onto him with a plancha.
The crowd is going crazy.]
CNC: Can't keep a good zombie down, Duke
RD: I don't see how Rigor can take so much punishment and still fight
back so furiously, no pun intended of course.
CNC: Oh there was so much intention in that pun that it hurt, Duke. I'm
really ashamed of you.
[Rigor goes for a slingshot, but Fatal Fury counters it with a side step.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Rigor goes for a dropkick, but Fatal Fury counters it with a side step.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Jeff Hart counts: 1.
Fatal Fury knocks Rigor into the ring steps.
Rigor is busted wide open.]
CNC: Calm down. Nothing to worry about. Rigor is very used to blood by
now I'm sure. It doesn't bother him that much.
RD: Maybe, but I think Fatal Fury sees that blood, and like a bull
seeing red... he's going for the kill.
[Fatal Fury executes the Furious Fall on Rigor on the concrete floor.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Rigor is out cold.
Jeff Hart counts: 2.]
RD: At the count of two, Rigor has been nailed with the Furious Fall!
Fatal Fury can roll him into the ring and get a three count. I think we
are seeing the crowning of new champs right here.
CNC: He has to get Rigor back into the ring first, Duke.
[Fatal Fury knocks Rigor into the ringpost.
Jeff Hart counts: 3.
Fatal Fury goes for a vertical suplex, but Rigor blocks it.
Jeff Hart counts: 4.
Rigor reenters the ring.
Fatal Fury follows him back in.
Rigor hits a dropkick to the knee on Fatal Fury.
Rigor tags out to Mortis.
Mortis and Rigor whip Fatal Fury into the ropes.
They hit Fatal Fury with a double clothesline.
Rigor leaves the ring.]
CNC: Rigor showing that he is indeed a bad man, and now the much needed
tag to Mortis hits. We have a fresh dead guy in the ring, and Fatal Fury
is going down in flames!
[Mortis hits a faceslam on Fatal Fury.
The crowd is going crazy.
Rigor is bleeding like a faucet.
Fatal Fury nails Mortis with an elbowsmash.
Fatal Fury tags out to Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury hit Mortis with a double Gorilla Press.
Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury whip Mortis into the ropes.
They hit Mortis with a double kick to the midsection.
Fatal Fury leaves the ring.]
RD: The tag to Jagged Edge, and now Endless Fury have regained control
of the match.
CNC: He's not the legal man! I demand justice! Is nobody listening?
[Jagged Edge places Mortis on the turnbuckle.
Jagged Edge goes for a top-rope DDT, but Mortis counters it with
a cross-body block.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mortis nails Jagged Edge with a low blow.
Mortis executes a power bomb on Jagged Edge.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is going crazy.]
RD: Close count by Mortis.
CNC: That was a slow count!
RD: It shouldn't matter if Edge isn't really the legal man.
[Mortis goes for a handspring elbow, but Jagged Edge counters it with
a belly-to-back suplex.
Fatal Fury enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Rigor enters the ring and throws Fatal Fury out of the ring.
Rigor has the crowd going wild.
Mortis and Rigor hit Jagged Edge with a double Russian legsweep.
Rigor leaves the ring.
Mortis hits a Russian legsweep on Jagged Edge.
Mortis hits a fist to the midsection on Jagged Edge.
Mortis whips Jagged Edge into the turnbuckle, but Jagged Edge reverses
it.
Jagged Edge whips Mortis into the ropes.
Mortis hits Jagged Edge with a shoulderblock.]
CNC: The Living Dead have come to life! There's no stopping the champs
now! Endless Fury put on a great showing, but it was a tired effort.
RD: Don't count the challengers out yet, Charles. They've come this
far, and I wouldn't take the belts away until the final word.
[Mortis executes a thrust kick to the head on Jagged Edge.
The chants for Mortis are deafening.
Jagged Edge goes for a punch, but Mortis reverses it.
Rigor is bleeding profusely.
Mortis hits Jagged Edge with a faceslam.
Mortis goes for the Mortis Tortise, but Jagged Edge counters it with a
rollover.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.]
RD: Mortis Tortise into a rollover and one, two..... so close! We
almost had new champs right there!
CNC: There have been plenty of times tonight when we've almost had new
champs, but there are only two world tag champs... and that's Rigor and
Mortis.
[Jagged Edge goes for a power bomb, but Mortis counters it with a
backdrop.
In turn, Jagged Edge counters it with a sunset flip.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
RD: THREE COUNT! ENDLESS FURY WIN! ENDLESS FURY WIN! WE HAVE NEW
WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! ENDLESS FURY WIN!
CNC: No! Jagged Edge is the illegal man! That's not fair!
RA: Ladies and gentlemen, the winners and new world tag team champions
in a time of 10:18, Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury... Endless Fury!!!!
CNC: No! No! No! Trinity is ripped off yet again!
RD: And that's yet another title in the books for Jagged Edge!
CNC: You just wait until this tape is reviewed, Duke. Jagged Edge was
not the legal man, and the belts should be returned immediately to The
Living Dead.
RD: Well we had fun tonight, folks. It's time to send you over to
Brian Frenck for some stuff.
[cut to a shot of the stage. Blue Oyster Cult starts to play "Damaged"
as Brian Frenck makes his way onto the stage.]
BF: What a match. Congratulations to Endless Fury for becoming the new
SWF Tag Team Champions. You know a lot of people ask the question, "Why
should I pay money to see an SWF event when I can just sit at home and
watch it for free?" Well you guys here at the arena already know the
answer to that. But for you guys at home here is the answer.
[Fade up to a shot of the interior of some generic stadium. Rick Ascott
is standing in the ring.]
RA: All right, we are half an hour away from going live. Now before
that we are going to give away some SWF Merchandise. This merchandise
is on sale at several areas along the concourse. First off, do we have
any Sound & Fury fans in the house? [crowd pops.] Well we have Sound &
Fury's latest t-shirt. let's send it over this way. [Rick Ascott
bundles up the t-shirt and throws it into the crowd. The fans all start
clawing for the shirt.] and here's another shirt. This one is a T.w.O.
shirt! [Rick Ascott throws the shirt over to the other side of the
ring. A fan catches the shirt and instantly throws it back in to the
ring.]
BF: I addition to several free give aways, you can meet you favorite
wrestler or personality.
[Shot of Johnny Ventures and Rock 'n Roll Animal signing autographs.
You see Brian Frenck walking over to them to see how things are going.]
Fan: Look! it's Chris Jericho!!
[The fans instantly mob Brian Frenck.]
BF: I am not Chris Jericho! If you watched the SWF, you'd know who the
hell I am.
BF: Plus you can find out what really goes on during those commercial
breaks.
[Shot of The Fool and Chip sitting at their desk. The Fool is talking
to someone off camera.]
Fool: You're new here aren't you? You're an intern right? Well come on
over here while I explain to you one of your duties.
[A cut blonde walks into the shot. The Fool grabs her and sits her on
his lap and starts to kiss her.]
BF: Plus you'll get to see some of the great local talent.
[Cut to a shot of The Combat Kid wrestling "Rock 'n Roll" Bob Keller.
You see a shot of Combat Kid's manager, Spike Callahan, who looks an
awful lot like VP Pat McNeill.]
BF: Plus we frequently have title matches that we don't broadcast.
[shot of a clip of a World Title match between Mr. Shhh and Mr. Roboto.
the screen then fades back to Brian Frenck on the stage.]
BF: As you can tell, there are plenty of reasons why you should see an
SWF event live. Now let's get back to the action. Take it away Simon!
P: Thank you Brian. Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I am Simon Phoenix
and with me tonight is my partner Night Shade. We will be hosting the second
phase of this tournament match.
S: That's right Phoenix and in round two of this competition we will be
seeing the Artful Dodger and Sven Pieterson. Followed by The Giant
Killer and Fatal Fury. And finally Time Warp and The HeadHunter. We are
looking for an exciting evening her at the PPV. So without future ado
let's get going.
["Fire It Up" by Busta Rhymes begins to play.]
RA: Introducing first, all the way from London, England, standing a mere
5'6" tall and weighing in at 178 pounds, here is the Artful Dodger with
his manager Westminister!
[The Artful Dodger makes his way down the aisle bowing and kissing the
hands of the pretty maidens]
S: He's not fooling me! Those ladies better check to see if they still
have their rings and watches after he has been around.
P: Well I think he is going to be on his guard this time after what
Flash did to him in round one! Stealing his belt and all.
S: Mr. Shhh is really going to be pissed about that one! He had already
made a deal with Dodger to get the belt back.
P: yeah but we saw that he got it back during the Lumberjack match.
[As the Dodger makes it to the ring he carefully takes off his coat,
who's pockets now seem to be bulging and hands it to his manager
Westminister.]
[The Swedish National Anthem begins to play and several people in the
audience stand ]
S: I guess Sven Pieterson invited a few friends to visit him tonight.
RA: Introducing his opponent standing a massive 6'8" and weighing in at
305lbs. all the way from Stockholm, Sweden... Sven "Ice Pick" Pieterson,
accompanied by his manager Helga!
[Sven makes his way to ringside carrying the flag of Sweden, alongside
his manager Helga.]
S: You talk about Jack and the Beanstalk! Dodger better watch out or
this guy will squish him like a bug.
P: I have to agree with you Shade, there is a heck of a size difference
between the two! This should be an interesting match to say the least.
Matt Compton is already in the ring giving final instructions and the
match is about to start.
[They lock up.
The Artful Dodger begs off.
Sven Pieterson nails The Artful Dodger with a bridging back suplex.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]
P: Artful Dodger was caught off guard by that suplex and Sven Pieterson
almost put him away, would have been the second shortest match in the
history of the SWF, next to the Gods Tears/Flash match from a couple
weeks ago.
S: Well would you expect anything less from the savior of the universe.
[Sven Pieterson claps.]
S: And what the hell is up with this clapping crap?
P: Don't know but the crowd really seems pumped up about it.
S: Yea.., well this crowd hasn't impressed me very much anyway.
[Sven Pieterson nails The Artful Dodger with a punch.
Sven Pieterson whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson hits The Artful Dodger with a clothesline.
Sven Pieterson executes a DDT on The Artful Dodger.
A small "Sven Pieterson" chant is being started.
Sven Pieterson is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, kickout.
Sven Pieterson goes for a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but The Artful Dodger
counters it with an enzuilariato.]
P: Nice counter for The Artful Dodger.
S: Wonder if he got Sven's wallet on that move.
[The Artful Dodger takes Sven Pieterson down with a Western lariat.
The Artful Dodger goes for a Boston crab, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.]
P: Man I love the Boston crab! What a move!
S: Errr..I like Boston Crabs too! hmmmmm craaaaaaabbbbsss.
[Sven Pieterson goes for a bridging back suplex, but The Artful Dodger
counters it with a facerake.
The Artful Dodger hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Sven Pieterson.
A small "The Artful Dodger" chant is being started.
The Artful Dodger goes for a Boston crab, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.
Sven Pieterson chops The Artful Dodger.
A small "Sven Pieterson" chant is being started.
Sven Pieterson punches The Artful Dodger.
Sven Pieterson chops The Artful Dodger.
A small "Sven Pieterson" chant is being started.
The Artful Dodger kicks Sven Pieterson.
There's a small reaction to The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger chops Sven Pieterson.
A small "The Artful Dodger" chant is being started.
Sven Pieterson kicks The Artful Dodger.
The crowd is responding to Sven Pieterson.
The Artful Dodger chops Sven Pieterson.]
S: Ahhhh! the move all wrestlers fear! the dreaded chop.
[Sven Pieterson executes a belly-to-back suplex on The Artful Dodger.
Sven Pieterson claps.
The chants for Sven Pieterson are deafening.]
S: Yea, yea, clap all you want, you still suck. You know Phoenix there
is a disease that forces people to clap a lot!
P: Actually Shade there really is a disease call "The Clap" but I think
that they can cure it with penicillin.
S: Bull..I can cure it with a boot to the head.
P: And that may work too,
[Sven Pieterson whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger uses a clothesline on Sven Pieterson.
The Artful Dodger uses a kneedrop on Sven Pieterson.
The Artful Dodger struts across the ring.
The crowd is really behind The Artful Dodger.
Sven Pieterson goes for a fisherman suplex, but The Artful Dodger blocks
it.
The Artful Dodger takes Sven Pieterson down with a Western lariat.
The Artful Dodger hits a DDT on Sven Pieterson.]
P: Alright the DDT I know Sven is hurting after that!
S: Yeah, from Clap disease.
P: Earth to Shade!
[The Artful Dodger catches Sven Pieterson in the Ziplock.
Sven Pieterson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Artful Dodger nails Sven Pieterson with a jawbreaker.
The Artful Dodger has the crowd going wild.
The Artful Dodger struts across the ring.
The Artful Dodger has the crowd going wild.]
S: If the crowd knew how many wallets The Artful Dodger has borrowed
from them prior to the match they wouldn't be so damn excited.
[The Artful Dodger locks Sven Pieterson in a Boston crab.]
P: The Boston Crab..This match is over!
[Sven Pieterson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.]
S: You want to pull anymore predictions from your magic 8 ball.
[The Artful Dodger goes for a cobra clutch, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.
Sven Pieterson runs into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger executes a clothesline on Sven Pieterson.
The Artful Dodger uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Sven Pieterson.
The chants for The Artful Dodger are deafening.
Sven Pieterson uses a dragon suplex on The Artful Dodger.
Matt Compton counts: One, kickout.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson catches The Artful Dodger in a cobra clutch.
The Artful Dodger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
The Artful Dodger begs off.]
S: What a wuss! begging off! I thought he was made of sterner stuff.
P: Ok Megatron!
[Sven Pieterson hits a European uppercut on The Artful Dodger.
Sven Pieterson runs into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson misses with a clothesline.
Sven Pieterson and The Artful Dodger get hit with a double clothesline.
Sven Pieterson executes a vertical suplex on The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger begs off.]
S: How do you feel Mighty Megatron!
P: Sven is killing the Artful Dodger.
S: Perhaps he is just trying to keep Dodgers hands out of his pockets.
[Sven Pieterson hits The Artful Dodger with a Gorilla Press.
Sven Pieterson nails The Artful Dodger with a belly-to-back suplex.
Sven Pieterson claps.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger hits Sven Pieterson with an elbow.
The Artful Dodger locks Sven Pieterson in a Boston crab.
Sven Pieterson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.]
P: The Artful Dodger is starting to make a comeback.
[The Artful Dodger goes for a diving elbow smash, but Sven Pieterson
counters it with a faceslam.]
P: Oops spoke to soon.
[Sven Pieterson nails The Artful Dodger with a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Artful Dodger begs off.
Sven Pieterson takes The Artful Dodger down with a German suplex.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
Sven Pieterson runs into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson hits The Artful Dodger with a shoulderblock.
Sven Pieterson uses a European uppercut on The Artful Dodger.
Sven Pieterson whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes.]
S: Yea way to soon! I don't think Artful Dodger is going to be picking
anyone else's pockets for a long time.
[The Artful Dodger goes for a clothesline, but Sven Pieterson counters it
with a duck-down move.
The Artful Dodger begs off.
Sven Pieterson hits a power bomb on The Artful Dodger.]
S: Yea way to soon! I don't think Artful Dodger is going to be picking
anyone else's pockets for a long time.
[Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
Sven Pieterson takes The Artful Dodger down with a front-layout suplex.
Sven Pieterson goes for a DDT, but The Artful Dodger counters it with a
backdrop.
Sven Pieterson goes for an inverted power bomb, but The Artful Dodger
blocks it.
The Artful Dodger hits Sven Pieterson.
The Artful Dodger kicks Sven Pieterson.
The chants for The Artful Dodger are deafening.]
P: The crowd is really behind Artful Dodger.
[The Artful Dodger executes an avalanche on Sven Pieterson.
The crowd is giving The Artful Dodger a standing ovation.
The Artful Dodger hits a Western lariat on Sven Pieterson.
The Artful Dodger goes for a ropeburn, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.
Sven Pieterson goes for a European uppercut, but The Artful Dodger
blocks it.
The Artful Dodger takes Sven Pieterson down with a DDT.
The Artful Dodger hits Sven Pieterson with a diving elbow smash.
The Artful Dodger hits a backbreaker on Sven Pieterson.
The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger nails Sven Pieterson with a springboard dropkick.
The Artful Dodger goes for a DDT, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.]
S: Several great moves by the Artful Dodger. What a huge comeback!
[Sven Pieterson uses a European uppercut on The Artful Dodger.
Sven Pieterson throws The Artful Dodger out of the ring.]
P: Well apparently Sven wasn't happy the way things were going and threw
the trash right out of the ring.
[Matt Compton counts: one, The Artful Dodger reenters the ring.
Sven Pieterson takes The Artful Dodger down with a fallaway slam.
Sven Pieterson takes The Artful Dodger down with a slingshot.
The crowd erupts.
Sven Pieterson uses a dragon suplex on The Artful Dodger.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd erupts.]
P: Once again spoke too soon! not only did the Artful Dodger lose the
advantage he almost lost the match!
[Sven Pieterson hits The Artful Dodger with a powerslam.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Sven Pieterson complains about a slow count.
The Artful Dodger hits Sven Pieterson with an inside cradle.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
The Artful Dodger takes Sven Pieterson down with a backbreaker.
The Artful Dodger executes the Robbing You Blind on Sven Pieterson.]
S: Ahhh Artful Dodger has executed his finisher! this match is over with!
[The crowd is behind The Artful Dodger all the way.
The Artful Dodger goes for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
RA: The winner is The Artful Dodger. In a time of 13:34.
S: I knew the Artful Dodger had the match the whole time. I guess you
can't keep a good man down.
P: Well the Artful Dodger has just advanced to the next stage of the TV
Title Match.
S: What do we have next.
P: Next we will have The Giant Killer, who beat Sven Pieterson in round
one against Fatal Fury who narrowly edged out the Judge for this second
round of competition.
RA: Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at
294 pounds, here is Fatal Fury!!
[Strobe lights flash and Metallica's "And Justice For All" blares over
the sound system.]
P: Fatal Fury is making his way to ring side with a mix reaction from
the crowd.
S: Well I've had a mixed reaction about this crowd tonight! where do
they find these people?
[The music fades out and "For Whom the Bells Toll" by Metallica
being to echo throughout the arena.]
S: And his opponent from Greenland, standing a modest 5'8" tall and
weighing in at 250lbs. The Giant Killer.
[The Giant Killer makes his way to the ring to the cheers of the crowd.]
P: Well I guess there is no accounting for taste here tonight.
Officiating in tonight's match between Fatal Fury and The Giant Killer
is Chris Carroll.
S: Now there is a job that I would not want to have. Nobody likes a
referee.
P: Chris is giving his final instructions and the match is ready to
start.
[They lock up.
Fatal Fury hits a Gorilla Press on Giant Killer.
The crowd is cheering on Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury goes for a DDT, but Giant Killer counters it with a backdrop.
Giant Killer is going for the pin.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
Giant Killer uses a legdrop on Fatal Fury.
Giant Killer goes for a kick to the head, but Fatal Fury blocks it.]
S: Oh a boot to the head by The Giant Killer but Fatal Fury blocks it
just in time.
P: I think you have been tuning in to Dr. Demento too long.
S: Don't diz my man Dr. D!
[Fatal Fury kicks Giant Killer.
Giant Killer kicks Fatal Fury.
Giant Killer hits Fatal Fury.
Giant Killer is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Giant Killer hits a dropkick on Fatal Fury.
Giant Killer is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Giant Killer uses a Gorilla Press on Fatal Fury.
The crowd is really behind Giant Killer.]
P: The Giant Killer is all over Fatal Fury. Fury can't seem to run any
counters.
S: Speaking of counters! wonder what the Salvation Army is having for
lunch today.
[Giant Killer uses a fireman's carry on Fatal Fury.
Giant Killer executes a vertical suplex on Fatal Fury.
Giant Killer goes for a fallaway slam, but Fatal Fury counters it with
a forearm smash.
Fatal Fury hits a DDT on Giant Killer.
Fatal Fury throws Giant Killer out of the ring.]
P: Well I think Fatal Fury has had just about enough from The Giant
Killer and has thrown him out of the ring.
S: He is just lying there! .oh look a will meaning fan has just dumped a
cup of cold water on him to wake him up. He has jumped up and looks like
he might be going after the fan.
P: That's gratitude for you. He better not spend too much time chasing
that fan, Fatal Fury is going after him.
[Fatal Fury goes through the ropes.
Fatal Fury whips Giant Killer into the guardrail.
Chris Carroll counts: 1.
Fatal Fury uses an elbowsmash on Giant Killer.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Giant Killer nails Fatal Fury with a spinning power bomb.]
P: The Giant Killer just nailed Fatal Fury. Fury is dazed and can't seem
to focus.
[Chris Carroll counts: 2.
Giant Killer knocks Fatal Fury into the ringsteps.
Giant Killer is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Giant Killer whips Fatal Fury into the guardrail.
Giant Killer catches Fatal Fury in a sleeperhold.
Giant Killer whips Fatal Fury into the guardrail.
Chris Carroll counts: 3.]
P: The Giant Killer is not letting up. Fatal Fury is taking a lot of
punishment down there.
[Giant Killer flexes his muscles.
The crowd is cheering on Giant Killer.]
S: Well at least The Giant Killer doesn't clap to get the crowd to react
to him.
[Giant Killer nails Fatal Fury with a snap suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: 4.
Giant Killer hits a DDT on Fatal Fury.
Chris Carroll counts: 5.
Giant Killer knocks Fatal Fury into the ringsteps.
There are lots of chants for Giant Killer.
Giant Killer hits a spinning power bomb on Fatal Fury.]
P: Both of the wrestlers are still battling outside the ring and Carroll
is ready to count them out!
[Chris Carroll counts: 6.
Giant Killer whips Fatal Fury into the guardrail.
Chris Carroll counts: 7.
Giant Killer takes Fatal Fury down with a splash.
Giant Killer knocks Fatal Fury into the ringpost.
Giant Killer goes for a moonsault, but Fatal Fury counters it with
a knee pull-up.
Chris Carroll counts: 8.
Fatal Fury knocks Giant Killer into the ringsteps.
The crowd is really behind Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury executes the Furious Fall on Giant Killer on the concrete
floor.
Fatal Fury whips Giant Killer into the guardrail.]
S: They had better hurry and quit screwing around down there or it's
going to be all over with.
[Chris Carroll counts: 9.
Fatal Fury throws Giant Killer back into the ring.
Fatal Fury hits Giant Killer with an elbowdrop.
Fatal Fury is going for the pin.
Chris Carroll counts: One, kickout.]
P: Well at least Fury had the sense enough to get back into the ring.
S: I'm telling you Phoenix the crowd is absolutely going wild here. The
cheering for Fatal Fury is deafening.
[Giant Killer takes Fatal Fury down with a DDT.
Giant Killer is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Giant Killer nails Fatal Fury with a spinning power bomb.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is really behind Giant Killer.
Giant Killer whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
Fatal Fury goes for a clothesline, but Giant Killer counters it with a
hiptoss.
Giant Killer hits a DDT on Fatal Fury.]
P: Well the crowd has certainly changed their minds rather quickly. They
are totally behind The Giant Killer now.
[Giant Killer gets a figure-four leglock on Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury's shoulders are on the mat.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Fatal Fury reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Giant Killer goes for a Frankensteiner, but Fatal Fury counters it with
a tiger driver.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.
There are lots of chants for Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury takes Giant Killer down with a powerslam.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
P: I thought it was all over with for The Giant Killer after that
powerslam. Fatal Fury really nailed him with that one.
[Fatal Fury hits Giant Killer with a kneedrop.
The crowd is going crazy.
Fatal Fury goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Giant Killer
blocks it.
Giant Killer runs into the ropes.
Fatal Fury goes for a choke slam, but Giant Killer counters it with
an elbowsmash.]
S: The Giant Killer with a little momentum off of the ropes.
P: It's a good thing that Fatal Fury wasn't able to make contact or The
Giant Killer would be seriously hurting right now.
[Giant Killer punches Fatal Fury.
The crowd is going crazy.
Fatal Fury punches Giant Killer.
The crowd is going crazy.
Fatal Fury hits Giant Killer with a reverse neckbreaker.
Fatal Fury whips Giant Killer into the ropes, but Giant Killer reverses
it.
Giant Killer goes for a flying forearm, but Fatal Fury counters it with
a duck-down move.
Fatal Fury whips Giant Killer into the ropes, but Giant Killer reverses
it.
Fatal Fury takes Giant Killer down with a belly-to-belly suplex.]
P: Fatal Fury has The Giant Killer down and is going for the pin.
[Chris Carroll counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
RA: The winner is Fatal Fury!! In a time of 6:34!
S: YES! YES! YES! Fatal Fury has won the match.
P: What a great match Shade. I'm telling you these wrestlers are giving
their all tonight for this new belt.
S: They are giving there all, alright but they don't know it yet!
P: OK our final match that we will be hosting is Time Warp vs The
HeadHunter.
S: In order to get to round two of this TV title, Time Warp beat out
Hexx in the first round and The HeadHunter mangled Tony Smooth.
["Time Warp" from the "Rocky Horror Picture Show" begins to blast over
the sound system and Time Warp appears in the entrance way.]
RA: Ladies and Gentlemen! Introducing from San Francisco, California
standing a towering 6'4" and weighing in at 250lbs! ..Time Warp.
[Time Warp struts down the aisle flexing for all of the young ladies in
the crowd. The crowd is booing Time Warp. As he finally makes it to the
ring his music fades and "Staying Alive" by Wyclef Jean begins to
blare.]
RA: And his opponent all the way from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, standing
at a lofty 6'3" in height and weighing in at 252 pounds, here is The
Headhunter!
[The HeadHunter makes his way to the ring amidst the booing and cheering
of the crowd.
P: Lofty?
S: Well he isn't quite towering.
P: OK tonight we have Chad Bray refereeing the match so let's get down
to ringside.
[They lock up.
Time Warp hits a dropkick to the knee on The Headhunter.
Time Warp attempts to place The Headhunter on the turnbuckle, but The
Headhunter blocks it.
Time Warp goes for the Doctor Bomb, but The Headhunter counters it with
a backdrop.
The Headhunter nails Time Warp with a dragon suplex.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter.]
P: The HeadHunter to Time Warp with a well executed dragon suplex. I'll
tell you Shade I thought this match was over with.
S: Well fortunately you were wrong! As usual.
[The Headhunter goes for a European uppercut, but Time Warp blocks it.
Time Warp kicks The Headhunter.
Time Warp hits The Headhunter.
The crowd is responding to Time Warp.
Time Warp goes for the Doctor Bomb, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter uses a front-layout suplex on Time Warp.
The Headhunter throws Time Warp out of the ring.
The Headhunter jumps onto him with a plancha.]
P: The HeadHunter flattened Time Warp out with the plancha and the crowd
at this arena is going crazy.
[The Headhunter goes for a piledriver, but Time Warp blocks it.]
S: Double H just tried to piledrive Time Warp into he hard concrete.
P: It was fortunate the Time Warp was able to block it in time.
S: Fortunate for who? I have sat through the entire night of no blood.
What are these? Pansies in the ring?
P: Shade why don't you just go down there and ask them yourself?
S: Errrr, maybe later, much later.
[Chad Bray counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Chad Bray counts: 2.
Time Warp executes the Time Machine on The Headhunter on the concrete
floor.
The crowd is really behind Time Warp.
Time Warp hits The Headhunter with a fistdrop.
Chad Bray counts: 3.
The Headhunter is busted wide open.
Time Warp knocks The Headhunter into the ringpost.
There are lots of chants for Time Warp.
Time Warp whips The Headhunter into the guardrail.
Time Warp yells "You're running out of time!" to his opponent.
The crowd is really behind Time Warp.]
P: Time Warp is trying to make sure that The HeadHunter doesn't get back
into the ring and is counted out.
S: Uh... does he realize that he too can be counted out if he doesn't
hurry?
[Time Warp whips The Headhunter into the guardrail.
Time Warp nails The Headhunter with a jumping neck snap.
Chad Bray counts: 4.
Chad Bray counts: 5.
Time Warp hits The Headhunter with an elbowdrop.
Chad Bray counts: 6.
Time Warp reenters the ring.]
P: Time Warp really nailed The HeadHunter with that elbow drop and
climbs back into the ring.
S: The HeadHunter seems a little shaken up on that last play but is
making his way back to the ropes.
[The Headhunter follows him back in.
Time Warp executes leg scissors on The Headhunter.
Time Warp uses the Doctor Bomb on The Headhunter.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is really behind Time Warp.
Time Warp attempts to place The Headhunter on the turnbuckle, but The
Headhunter blocks it.
Time Warp whips The Headhunter into the ropes.
Time Warp hits The Headhunter with a shoulderblock.
Time Warp yells "You're running out of time!" to his opponent.
The crowd is really behind Time Warp.]
P: The HeadHunter is really having problems with Time Warp tonight. It's
like he has never been in the ring with him before.
S: I'm not sure I recall them ever fighting against each other.
[Time Warp hits a flying somersault bodyblock on The Headhunter.
Time Warp has the crowd going wild.
The Headhunter runs into the ropes.
Time Warp misses with a kick.
Time Warp hits The Headhunter with an enzuigiri.
Time Warp goes for an octopus hold, but The Headhunter counters it with
an abdominal stretch.]
S: I think I heard every one of Time Warp's muscles cry out on that one.
[Time Warp reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Headhunter hits a faceslam on Time Warp.
The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".
The crowd is behind The Headhunter all the way.
The Headhunter nails Time Warp with a chop.
The Headhunter takes Time Warp down with a piledriver.
The crowd is behind The Headhunter all the way.
The Headhunter uses a piledriver on Time Warp.
The crowd is behind The Headhunter all the way.
The Headhunter throws Time Warp out of the ring.
The Headhunter goes through the ropes.]
S: WAY TO GO! The HeadHunter is finally making his move here in this
match and the crowd is erupting.
P: It's about time.
S: You right this match has been about Time.....Warp, but now it's going
to be about Double H.
[The Headhunter whips Time Warp into the guardrail.
The Headhunter hits Time Warp with a fisherman suplex.
The Headhunter uses a jawbreaker on Time Warp.
Chad Bray counts: 1.
The Headhunter knocks Time Warp into the ringsteps.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
The Headhunter whips Time Warp into the guardrail.
Time Warp is busted wide open.]
S: DID YOU SEE THAT Phoenix!? I told you it was The HeadHunter's time!
Finally B-L-O-O-D!
P: You're a sick individual Shade.
S: Hey it ain't just me, Listen to that crowd.
[The Headhunter takes Time Warp down with a jawbreaker.
Chad Bray counts: 2.
Chad Bray counts: 3.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Headhunter goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Time Warp
counters it with a backdrop.
Time Warp whips The Headhunter into the guardrail.
Chad Bray counts: 4.]
P: Well we have been here before. Any bets n what number Bray will reach
before they get back into the ring this time?
S: 23?
P: No... he only has to go up to 10.
S: Well you asked me for a number. Now your getting picky.
[Time Warp executes a diving shoulderblock on The Headhunter.
Chad Bray counts: 5.
Time Warp whips The Headhunter into the guardrail.
Chad Bray counts: 6.
Time Warp hits a fistdrop on The Headhunter.
Time Warp yells "You're running out of time!" to his opponent.
Time Warp has the crowd going wild.
Time Warp knocks The Headhunter into the ringsteps.]
P: Time Warp is not going to let The HeadHunter win so easily. The crowd
is behind Time Warp all the way.
S: I keep telling you Phoenix, the crowd always backs a winner! even if
there are wrong.
[Time Warp whips The Headhunter into the guardrail.
Chad Bray counts: 7.
Chad Bray counts: 8.
Time Warp reenters the ring.
The Headhunter follows him back in.
Time Warp whips The Headhunter into the turnbuckle, but The Headhunter
reverses it.
The Headhunter hits Time Warp with an elbowsmash.
The Headhunter whips Time Warp into the turnbuckle.
The Headhunter charges into the corner, but Time Warp moves out of the
way.
Time Warp hits a dropkick to the knee on The Headhunter.
Time Warp kicks The Headhunter.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Time Warp hits The Headhunter.
Time Warp chops The Headhunter.
Time Warp hits The Headhunter with a Frankensteiner.]
P: Oh My God! Time Warp just hit The HeadHunter with the
Frankensteiner! Ladies and gentlemen this match is all over but the
shouting!
[Chad Bray counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The crowd erupts.]
S: And once again you are wrong! The HeadHunter may seem like he is
sinking but he hasn't hit bottom yet.
[Time Warp gets an octopus hold on The Headhunter.
The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Time Warp kicks The Headhunter.]
P: I'm telling you Shade The HeadHunter might as well through in the
towel now! Time Warp is all over him tonight.
S: The HeadHunter is in great shape and Time Warp hasn't won this thing
yet.
P: Yeah he is in great shape for a punching bag maybe.
[The Headhunter punches Time Warp.
The Headhunter chops Time Warp.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Time Warp is bleeding like a faucet.]
S: That's my boy Double H! Make him bleed!
P: That looks pretty bad, maybe we should call for the medics?
S: Nothing but a little scratch... if he can't take it... he doesn't need to
be in the ring.
[The Headhunter whips Time Warp into the ropes.
The Headhunter hits Time Warp with a back heel kick.
The Headhunter runs into the ropes.
The Headhunter goes for a jumping DDT, but Time Warp counters it with
a small package.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Time Warp executes the Doctor Bomb on The Headhunter.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
P: Another near pin by Time Warp. How can The HeadHunter keep this up?
S: Because he IS DOUBLE H! 'nuff said.
[Time Warp runs into the ropes.
Time Warp misses with a kick.
The Headhunter misses with a clothesline.
The Headhunter hits Time Warp with a backdrop.
Time Warp falls out of the ring.]
S: See you later Time Warp.
[The Headhunter goes through the ropes.
The Headhunter knocks Time Warp into the ringpost.
Chad Bray counts: 1.
The Headhunter throws Time Warp back into the ring.
The Headhunter uses a jawbreaker on Time Warp.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter.
The Headhunter goes for the Hit, but Time Warp counters it with
a kick to the head.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Time Warp.
Time Warp whips The Headhunter into the ropes.]
P: Time Warp has really dominated this match tonight. The HeadHunter
doesn't have a chance in hell to come out the winner.
S: Well hell has been known to kick people in the assignment and get
them going. The HeadHunter knows what he has to do and will do it.
P: Are you a betting man Shade? We'll go back down to ringside and you and
I will talk without an audience. Just show me your wallet.
[Phoenix reaches for his wallet and finds it missing.]
P: My wallet is gone!
S: HAHAHAHA! Chalk up another for the Artful Dodger. Only an idiot would
loose his wal...
[Shade pats his empty pocket.]
S: Well that little sh[BEEP]! I'm going to kill him!
P: Only an idiot! hmmmmmmmm.....
[The Headhunter hits a swinging neckbreaker on Time Warp.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
The Headhunter goes for a dragon suplex, but Time Warp blocks it.
Time Warp runs into the ropes.
The Headhunter hits Time Warp with a clothesline.
The Headhunter hits Time Warp with a brain buster.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Headhunter places Time Warp on the turnbuckle.
The Headhunter takes Time Warp down with a top-rope DDT.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd erupts.
The Headhunter is bleeding like a faucet.]
S: Quick someone call a medic, The HeadHunter is bleeding.
P: As you put it before.... it's only a scratch... He's a man, he can handle
it.
[Time Warp nails The Headhunter with a dropkick to the knee.
Time Warp nails The Headhunter with a chop.
The Headhunter whips Time Warp into the ropes.
The Headhunter hits Time Warp with an elbow.
The Headhunter takes Time Warp down with a backspin DDT.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter.]
S: The HeadHunter is setting Time Warp up for his finisher!
[The Headhunter executes the Hit on Time Warp.]
S: YES! It's the HIT! The HeadHunter has just nailed Time Warp with his
finisher. This match is over!
[The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
The Headhunter goes for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.]
S: I told you so Phoenix. The HeadHunter all the way! There was never a
doubt in my mind.
P: Whatever! Let's hear the official word in the match.
RA: Ladies and gentlemen in a match time of 11 minutes and 53 seconds, the
winner is The HeadHunter!!
S: YES! The HeadHunter is going on to take the TV belt!
P: Uhhhh he has a few more hurdles to cross before that happens. Don't
forget he has the finals.
S: Hey it's just a walk in the park for The HeadHunter.
P: And speaking of walking, we are out of here. Clean up the booth for
the next lucky two saps that are due in and let's get out of here.
S: Right behind you Phoenix. We now send you over to Chip and Tim.
[Cut to a shot of Chip Collins, in his tuxedo with a matching SWF lapel pin,
next to "The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen, who is nattily attired in a black
Jaromir Jagr jersey with a matching black Pittsburgh Penguin cap. He is also
wearing an SWF lapel pin.]
Chip: Thanks, guys. The Fool and I are here to take you through this next
set of matches. [He looks over The Fool.] What's with the outfit?
Fool: You got your Penguin suit, Chipper, and I got mine. Hoo-wah!
Chip: Well, we've already seen one title change tonight. I wonder what else
the night will bring.
Fool: Piss off. I hope you're happy, Frenck! You've been messing with the
biggest drawing cards this place has ever seen, and they're not going to
stand for it.
Chip: While Tim Thorsen insults our boss, we have a huge tag team battle
royal to call, and Rick Ascott is standing by...
[Cut to Rick Ascott in the ring.]
RA: This contest is an over the top rope tag team battle royal! The last
team or individual remaining in the ring will be declared the winner!
Introducing, in alphabetic order:
[Blue oyster Cult starts to play "Buck's Boogie" as the teams are
introduced.]
RA: At a total combined weight of 452 pounds, here are Jay Hawke and Ian
Eagle, the Birds of Prey!
[The Birds of Prey come down the aisle as the crowd cheers them on.]
RA: At a total combined weight of 496 pounds, from the Westside, here are
El Cholo and Chico, the Kold Blooded Killaz.
[Baby Girl and the KBK come to ringside amid a chorus of boos.]
Chip: No managers will be allowed to remain at ringside.
Fool: Damn.
RA: At a total combined weight of 524 pounds, here are Madman and Insanity,
Madness!
[Madness make their way to the ring. The crowd continues to boo.]
Chip: Who do you like, Fool?
Fool: Gotta take the Thugz in this one. They're the biggest team.
RA: At a total combined weight of 530 pounds, here are Danny Bens and
Boom-Boom Obuhowich, Sound & Fury!
[Danny and Boom-Boom come running down the aisle. The fans are
ecstatic.]
Chip: I'll pick Sound & Fury.
Fool: Good choice.
RA: At a total combined weight of 622 pounds, here are C-Murder and The
Shocker, the Thugz!
[The Thugz, along with Tyra, make their way down to the ring. The crowd
boos loudly.]
Fool: Bow down to Tyra! Oh, yeah!
RA: And weighing in at 555 pounds, Akira...Tenzan...THE WARRIOR CLAN!
[Akira and Tenzan make their way down to the ring. The crowd gives a
mixed reaction. The crowd roars as all the wrestlers enter the ring.]
Chip: The managers are being cleared out from ringside. The winning team
will obviously be top contenders for the SWF Tag Team Titles, currently held
by Endless Fury.
Fool: Don't talk to me. Talk to the hand.
Chip: There's the bell. Here we go!
[The bell rings. They lock up.
Chico uses the Running Forearm Smash on Tenzan.
The crowd is responding to Chico.
Chico uses spinning headscissors on Tenzan.
Chico goes for a fallaway slam, but Tenzan counters it with a forearm smash.
Tenzan tries to throw Chico over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Tenzan locks Chico in a full nelson.
Chico reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Tenzan uses an enzuigiri on Chico.]
Chip: Not surprisingly, the Birds of Prey and Kold Blooded Killaz are going
straight for each other.
Fool: That's a good feud brewin', by the way.
[A small "Tenzan" chant is being started.
Tenzan locks Chico in a grapevine.
Chico tries to escape the hold.
Chico reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
(Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Jay Hawke are going at it.)
Boom-Boom Obuhowich nails Jay Hawke with a spinebuster slam.
The crowd is responding to Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich gestures madly for attention.
The crowd is responding to Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Jay Hawke with a kick to the midsection.]
Fool: I gotta like the new S & F attitude. Boomer's goin' straight for the
little guys.
Chip: Tenzan of the Clan looks sharp in the early going.
[Jay Hawke takes Boom-Boom Obuhowich down with a diving elbow smash.
The crowd is cheering on Jay Hawke.
Jay Hawke takes Boom-Boom Obuhowich down with an Asai moonsault.
There are lots of chants for Jay Hawke.
(Tenzan and C-Murder are going at it.)
Tenzan goes for a cobra clutch, but C-Murder blocks it.
C-Murder hits Tenzan.
C-Murder is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
C-Murder kicks Tenzan.
The crowd is cheering on C-Murder.]
Chip: C-Murder is now on the offensive against Tenzan.
Fool: What's Hawke thinking? A moonsault in a battle royal?
[C-Murder gets a sleeperhold on Tenzan.
Tenzan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
C-Murder whips Tenzan into the turnbuckle, but Tenzan reverses it.
Tenzan runs shoulder-first into the corner, but C-Murder lifts his knee.
The crowd is really behind C-Murder.
C-Murder runs into the ropes.
C-Murder hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Tenzan.
The crowd is really behind C-Murder.
C-Murder whips Tenzan into the turnbuckle.
C-Murder takes Tenzan down with a fisherman suplex.]
Chip: Nice offense by C-Murder as the massive Shocker goes to work on Jay
Hawke.
[(The Shocker and Jay Hawke are going at it.)
The Shocker goes for a back suplex, but Jay Hawke blocks it.
Jay Hawke goes for a faceslam, but The Shocker blocks it.
The Shocker takes Jay Hawke down with a belly-to-back suplex.
The Shocker tries to throw Jay Hawke over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
(The Shocker and Boom-Boom Obuhowich are going at it.)
The Shocker climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich throws him
to the mat.
A small "Boom-Boom Obuhowich" chant is being started.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich gestures madly for attention.]
Chip: Great agility there by Hawke to stay inside the ropes.
Fool: Boomer caught Shocker with his back turned, but that won't happen again.
[A small "Boom-Boom Obuhowich" chant is being started.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich runs into the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich uses a kick to the midsection on The Shocker.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes The Shocker down with a running powerslam.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips The Shocker into the ropes.
The Shocker misses with a clothesline.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits The Shocker with a bodyslam.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich nails The Shocker with a Big Leg Drop.
(El Cholo and Jay Hawke are going at it.)]
Chip: It's all Boom-Boom as the two big men go at it.
Fool: Smart wrestling. If you take out the other big man, no one can match
power with you.
[El Cholo hits a spinning power bomb on Jay Hawke.
Chico lifts Jay Hawke up.
El Cholo nails Jay Hawke with the Westside Connection.
The crowd is going crazy.
(Chico and Boom-Boom Obuhowich are going at it.)
Chico takes Boom-Boom Obuhowich down with a flying clothesline.
Chico whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the turnbuckle.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich comes back, but is met with an elbow.
Chico kicks Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Chico is getting a good reaction from the crowd.]
Chip: The Kold Blooded Killaz are a wrecking crew! Look what they did to
Hawke!
Fool: Yeah, but they should have thrown him out!
[Chico hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Chico is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
(Insanity and The Shocker are going at it.)
Insanity goes for a waistlock suplex, but The Shocker counters it with
an elbowsmash.
The Shocker gets a clawhold on Insanity.
Insanity reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Shocker goes for a full nelson, but Insanity blocks it.
Insanity goes for a jumping DDT, but The Shocker counters it with a backdrop.
The Shocker poses for the crowd.
A small "The Shocker" chant is being started.]
Chip: Shocker is just manhandling Insanity.
Fool: The big guys should just grab a corner and stay there. That's how
to win a battle royal.
[(C-Murder and Danny Bens are going at it.)
C-Murder and El Cholo whip Danny Bens into the ropes.
C-Murder and El Cholo hit Danny Bens with a double dropkick to the knee.
El Cholo uses a gutwrench suplex on Danny Bens.
C-Murder hits Danny Bens with a frog splash.
There are lots of chants for C-Murder.
El Cholo goes for a DDT, but Danny Bens counters it with a backdrop.
Danny Bens goes for a bow-and-arrow submission, but C-Murder blocks it.
C-Murder tries to throw Danny Bens over the top rope.
Danny Bens has been eliminated.]
Chip: Danny Bens is gone!
Fool: He was trying to fight off C-Murder and Cholo, but he couldn't do it.
So much for S & F.
[The crowd is cheering on C-Murder.
(C-Murder and Insanity are going at it.)
C-Murder hits Insanity.
The crowd is really behind C-Murder.
C-Murder punches Insanity.
Insanity kicks C-Murder.
Insanity chops C-Murder.
A small "Insanity" chant is being started.
C-Murder hits Insanity.
The crowd is behind C-Murder all the way.]
Chip: C-Murder is trading shots with Insanity.
Fool: The Thugz want to gang up on Boom-Boom, but with all that traffic, they
can't get to him.
[Insanity chops C-Murder.
A small "Insanity" chant is being started.
C-Murder kicks Insanity.
The crowd is behind C-Murder all the way.
C-Murder chops Insanity.
Insanity hits C-Murder.
C-Murder begs off.
Insanity whips C-Murder into the ropes.
C-Murder misses with an elbow.
Insanity goes for a side suplex, but C-Murder blocks it.]
Chip: We're five minutes in, and only one wrestler has been eliminated.
Fool: Hold that thought!
[C-Murder tries to throw Insanity over the top rope.
Insanity has been eliminated.
The crowd is behind C-Murder all the way.]
Chip: There goes Insanity! C-Murder is 2 for 2!
Fool: Here comes Madman now. Too late, sucker!
[(C-Murder and Madman are going at it.)
C-Murder executes a double-axhandle chop on Madman.
(Jay Hawke and The Shocker are going at it.)
Jay Hawke goes for a faceslam, but The Shocker blocks it.
The Shocker hits a backbreaker on Jay Hawke.
The Shocker goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Jay Hawke counters it with a
backdrop.
In turn, The Shocker counters it with a sunset flip.
(The Shocker and Tenzan are going at it.)
The Shocker goes for a clawhold, but Tenzan blocks it.
(El Cholo and Madman are going at it.)]
Chip: They're all starting to gang up on the Thugz!
Fool: Except for Cholo and Madman. Yet another KBK-Madness brawl comin' up.
[El Cholo goes for a savate kick, but Madman counters it with a
duck-down move.
(Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Jay Hawke are going at it.)
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a piledriver, but Jay Hawke blocks it.
Jay Hawke uses an elbowsmash on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Jay Hawke tries to throw Boom-Boom Obuhowich over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
(Jay Hawke and Akira are going at it.)
Jay Hawke executes a flying cross body press on Akira.
Jay Hawke hits Akira with a flying dropkick.
Jay Hawke is getting a good reaction from the crowd.]
Fool: No soup for you, Hawke!
Chip: The Birds are the smallest team, but they're right in the thick of this.
[Jay Hawke goes for a diving elbow smash, but Akira counters it with
a duck-down move.
Akira kicks Jay Hawke.
Jay Hawke punches Akira.
There are lots of chants for Jay Hawke.
Akira kicks Jay Hawke.
A small "Akira" chant is being started.
Akira kicks Jay Hawke.
A small "Akira" chant is being started.
Akira whips Jay Hawke into the ropes, but Jay Hawke reverses it.
Jay Hawke misses with a kick.]
Chip: And you also have to be impressed with the Warrior Clan, Fool.
Fool: Well, they're better than Tanega Wheredahellareya.
[Akira takes Jay Hawke down with a dropkick.
Akira executes a dropkick on Jay Hawke.
Akira uses a piledriver on Jay Hawke.
Akira executes a kick to the midsection on Jay Hawke.
(Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Chico are going at it.)
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a bodyslam, but Chico blocks it.
Chico hits a fallaway slam on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Chico uses a German suplex on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Chico tries to throw Boom-Boom Obuhowich over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.]
Fool: No, sir! Boomer stays.
Chip: These Kold Blooded Killaz have made a lot of enemies in a short time
here in the SWF.
[Chico puts Boom-Boom Obuhowich in a sleeperhold.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
(Akira and Ian Eagle are going at it.)
Akira hits Ian Eagle with a backbreaker.
The crowd is cheering on Akira.
Akira runs into the ropes.
Akira uses a spinning backbreaker on Ian Eagle.
(Ian Eagle and The Shocker are going at it.)
Ian Eagle tries to throw The Shocker over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.]
Chip: Ian Eagle will need some help to get Shocker out of there.
Fool: I'm recommending a forklift.
[Ian Eagle whips The Shocker into the ropes.
Ian Eagle hits The Shocker with a kick.
Ian Eagle whips The Shocker into the ropes.
Ian Eagle hits The Shocker with a fist to the midsection.
Ian Eagle nails The Shocker with a DDT.
Jay Hawke executes a frog splash.
The crowd is behind Jay Hawke all the way.
The Shocker begs off.]
Chip: Beautiful double team by the Birds of Prey!
[(Ian Eagle and Akira are going at it.)
Ian Eagle tries to throw Akira over the top rope.]
Fool: He's got Akira!
[Akira has been eliminated.
Ian Eagle is getting a good reaction from the crowd.]
Chip: Akira's gone! Listen to the crowd cheer for the Birds of Prey!
Fool: That leaves Thugz, Killaz, Birds, Tenzan, Madman and Boom-Boom.
[(Ian Eagle and Boom-Boom Obuhowich are going at it.)
Ian Eagle hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a flying bulldog.
There are lots of chants for Ian Eagle.
(Ian Eagle and Tenzan are going at it.)
Ian Eagle takes Tenzan down with a double-axhandle chop.
Tenzan goes for a cobra clutch, but Ian Eagle blocks it.
Ian Eagle runs into the ropes.
Ian Eagle hits Tenzan with flying headscissors.
Ian Eagle chops Tenzan.
Ian Eagle hits Tenzan.]
Chip: Ten minutes into the match, and nine wrestlers left.
Fool: I'm not a BOP fan, but you have to like their strategy.
[Ian Eagle chops Tenzan.
Ian Eagle is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Tenzan hits Ian Eagle.
Ian Eagle hits Tenzan.
Ian Eagle runs into the ropes.
Tenzan hits a punch on Ian Eagle.
Tenzan hits Ian Eagle with a belly-to-back suplex.
([Madman and Jay Hawke are going at it.)
Madman goes for a fisherman suplex, but Jay Hawke counters it with
a small package.]
Fool: Did he just do a small package in a battle royal?
Chip: It kept him on the mat and in the ring.
[Jay Hawke hits a flying dropkick on Madman.
The crowd is giving Jay Hawke a standing ovation.
Jay Hawke executes an elbowsmash on Madman.
Jay Hawke executes a Frankensteiner on Madman.
(Jay Hawke and C-Murder are going at it.)
Jay Hawke nails C-Murder with a faceslam.
Jay Hawke goes for a half Boston, but C-Murder blocks it.
Jay Hawke gouges his eyes.
Jay Hawke whips C-Murder into the ropes, but C-Murder reverses it.
Jay Hawke goes for a dropkick, but C-Murder counters it with a side step.
C-Murder runs into the ropes.]
Chip: The Birds are not backing down from these other teams.
Fool: I'll give them points for guts, if I can subtract points for lack of
brains.
[C-Murder hits Jay Hawke with a clothesline.
C-Murder nails Jay Hawke with a dragon suplex.
The crowd erupts.
C-Murder runs into the ropes.
C-Murder goes for a sleeperhold, but Jay Hawke blocks it.
(El Cholo and C-Murder are going at it.)
El Cholo uses a gutwrench suplex on C-Murder.
The crowd is going crazy.
El Cholo tries to throw C-Murder over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.]
Chip: Great effort by Cholo, but he can't put C-Murder out!
Fool: I hear Baby Girl has promised them gorditas for a week if they win this.
[El Cholo goes for a handspring elbow, but C-Murder counters it with
a belly-to-back suplex.
In turn, El Cholo counters it with an elbowsmash.
(The Shocker and Chico are going at it.)
The Shocker tries to throw Chico over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
The Shocker goes for a flying clothesline, but Chico counters it with
a duck-down move.
The Shocker hits the Doctor Bomb on Chico.
The Shocker is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Shocker goes for a fallaway slam, but Chico counters it with a forearm
smash.
The Shocker begs off.]
Chip: It's Thugz and Killaz, and it's the Thugz who are backing off.
Fool: It's just a ploy, Collins. They're suckering them in.
[The Shocker nails Chico with a back suplex.
The Shocker goes for a DDT, but Chico counters it with a backdrop.
Chico executes a savate kick on The Shocker.
Chico is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Chico hits a flying senton on The Shocker.
The crowd is cheering on Chico.
Chico whips The Shocker into the ropes.
Chico executes spinning headscissors on The Shocker.
(The Shocker and Ian Eagle are going at it.)
The Shocker executes a jack-knife power bomb on Ian Eagle.]
Chip: Power Bomb! And that should show down the Birds of Prey!
Fool: Tenzan is in the corner resting. Smart guy.
[The Shocker hits Ian Eagle with a flying bulldog.
The Shocker is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Shocker and El Cholo whip Ian Eagle into the ropes.
They hit Ian Eagle with a double clothesline.
The Shocker hits Ian Eagle with a front-layout superplex.
The Shocker goes for a flying clothesline, but Ian Eagle counters it with
a duck-down move.
Ian Eagle chops The Shocker.
The crowd is cheering on Ian Eagle.
Ian Eagle hits The Shocker.
The crowd is cheering on Ian Eagle.]
Chip: The Thugz and the Killaz appear to be working together against the Birds.
Fool: It's temporary. You can only trust your partner in something like this.
[Ian Eagle whips The Shocker into the ropes.
Ian Eagle hits The Shocker with a clothesline.
(Ian Eagle and El Cholo are going at it.)
Ian Eagle takes El Cholo down with a diving elbow smash.
Ian Eagle is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Ian Eagle tries to throw El Cholo over the top rope.
El Cholo has been eliminated.
The crowd is cheering on Ian Eagle.]
Fool: He threw out Cholo!
Chip: The second elimination in a row by Ian Eagle. We're down to eight!
[(C-Murder and Jay Hawke are going at it.)
Jay Hawke gouges his eyes.
The crowd is behind Jay Hawke all the way.
Jay Hawke nails C-Murder with a back heel kick.
(Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Madman are going at it.)
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a side suplex, but Madman blocks it.
Madman goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
counters it with a backdrop.
Madman whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the turnbuckle.
Madman runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
moves out of the way.
(Jay Hawke and Boom-Boom Obuhowich are going at it.)]
Chip: The little guys are ganging up on the big men.
Fool: Come on Thugz! Fight the power!
[Jay Hawke nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a jawbreaker.
Ian Eagle nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a DDT.
Jay Hawke executes a frog splash.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jay Hawke.
Jay Hawke gets a half Boston on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich breaks the hold after 15 seconds.
(The Shocker and Tenzan are going at it.)
The Shocker uses the Doctor Bomb on Tenzan.
The Shocker hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Tenzan.]
Chip: Another double-team by the Birds on Boom-Boom.
Fool: Meanwhile, Shocker's delivering an ass-waxing! Bow down!
[The Shocker poses for the crowd.
The crowd is cheering on The Shocker.
The Shocker hits a flying clothesline on Tenzan.
There are lots of chants for The Shocker.
The Shocker uses the Doctor Bomb on Tenzan.
The crowd is going crazy.
The Shocker whips Tenzan into the ropes, but Tenzan reverses it.
Tenzan misses with an elbow.
Tenzan hits The Shocker with an elbow.
Tenzan hits The Shocker with a clothesline.]
Chip: Tenzan is fighting back!
Fool: Not for long. Here comes C!
[(Tenzan and C-Murder are going at it.)
Tenzan runs into the ropes.
Tenzan hits C-Murder with an elbow.
(Chico and Boom-Boom Obuhowich are going at it.)
Chico tries to throw Boom-Boom Obuhowich over the top rope.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich has been eliminated.
The crowd is cheering on Chico.]
Fool: Well, I'll be damned!
RA: The team of Sound & Fury has been eliminated!
Chip: Well, there goes my pick!
[(Chico and Madman are going at it.)
Chico tries to throw Madman over the top rope.
Madman has been eliminated.
The crowd is cheering on Chico.]
Fool: Lookie there! Attaboy, Chico!
RA: The team of Madness has been eliminated!
Chip: We're down to six! Thugz, Birds of Prey, Chico and Tenzan.
[(Chico and Jay Hawke are going at it.)
Chico whips Jay Hawke into the turnbuckle, but Jay Hawke reverses it.
Jay Hawke nails Chico with a chop.
Jay Hawke hits Chico with a kick to the head.
Jay Hawke hits a kick to the midsection on Chico.
Jay Hawke hits Chico with a backspin DDT.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Jay Hawke gouges his eyes.
Jay Hawke goes for flying headscissors, but Chico counters it with a throw-off.
(Ian Eagle and Tenzan are going at it.)
Ian Eagle executes flying headscissors on Tenzan.]
Fool: Well, once Danny was gone, Boomer just got gang-banged.
Chip: I think the other four should be going after the Thugz instead of
fighting each other.
[(Tenzan and The Shocker are going at it.)
Tenzan takes The Shocker down with a DDT.
(The Shocker and Ian Eagle are going at it.)
The Shocker places Ian Eagle on the turnbuckle.
The Shocker takes Ian Eagle down with a double underhook superplex.
The crowd is behind The Shocker all the way.
(Jay Hawke and C-Murder are going at it.)
Jay Hawke hits C-Murder with a bridging back suplex.
Jay Hawke uses a moonsault on C-Murder.
The crowd is giving Jay Hawke a standing ovation.
Jay Hawke uses a flying legdrop on C-Murder.]
Chip: Look at the Thugz and Birds of Prey!
Fool: The next time these guys go for any top rope moves, the other two
oughta knock 'em out.
[The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Jay Hawke goes for a diving elbow smash, but C-Murder counters it with
a duck-down move.
C-Murder nails Jay Hawke with a superkick.
The Shocker executes a reverse flying elbowdrop.
The crowd erupts.
The Shocker uses a fisherman suplex on Jay Hawke.
The Shocker runs into the ropes.
Jay Hawke hits The Shocker with a shoulderblock.
Jay Hawke goes for a headscissors submission, but The Shocker blocks it.
The Shocker hits Jay Hawke.]
Fool: They hit the 187 on Jay Hawke!
Chip: But Hawke continues to fight toe-to-toe with Shocker!
[The Shocker punches Jay Hawke.
Jay Hawke punches The Shocker.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Shocker punches Jay Hawke.
Jay Hawke punches The Shocker.
The Shocker punches Jay Hawke.
Jay Hawke hits The Shocker.
Jay Hawke runs into the ropes.
Jay Hawke goes for a faceslam, but The Shocker blocks it.
The Shocker tries to throw Jay Hawke over the top rope.
Jay Hawke has been eliminated.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
Chip: Hawke is gone! the size advantage of Shocker was too much for him.
Fool: The Thugz against three other guys. Those are even odds.
[(Ian Eagle and Chico are going at it.)
Ian Eagle nails Chico with a Frankensteiner from the top rope.
The chants for Ian Eagle are deafening.
Ian Eagle hits Chico with a backspin DDT.
The crowd is behind Ian Eagle all the way.
Ian Eagle hits Chico with a Big Leg Drop.
Ian Eagle uses a fist to the midsection on Chico.
Ian Eagle executes the Eagle Drop on Chico.
Ian Eagle nails Chico with a diving elbow smash.
The crowd erupts.]
Chip: Ian Eagle is taking it to Chico!
Fool: These guys should be fighting the Thugz. But the Birds and Killaz
just don't get along.
[Ian Eagle puts Chico in a camel clutch.
Chico reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Chico runs into the ropes.
Chico hits Ian Eagle with a clothesline.
(C-Murder and Chico are going at it.)
C-Murder tries to throw Chico over the top rope.
Chico has been eliminated.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for C-Murder.]
Chip: C-Murder just dumped Chico out while he was beating on Ian Eagle!
RA: The Kold Blooded Killaz have been eliminated!
Fool: Who's the man? Who knows wrestling? Thugz win, baby!
[(C-Murder and Tenzan are going at it.)
C-Murder hits Tenzan with a dropkick to the knee.
Tenzan nails C-Murder with a clothesline.
C-Murder begs off.
(Tenzan and The Shocker are going at it.)
Tenzan whips The Shocker into the ropes.
The Shocker hits Tenzan with a lariat.
The Shocker whips Tenzan into the ropes, but Tenzan reverses it.
Tenzan hits The Shocker with a clothesline.
Tenzan executes a dropkick to the knee on The Shocker.
Tenzan locks The Shocker in a figure-four leglock.]
Chip: The Thugz are fighting off Ian Eagle and Tenzan! Figure-four by Tenzan!
Fool: That's just gonna piss Shocker off.
[The Shocker is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Shocker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Tenzan goes for an enzuigiri, but The Shocker counters it with a duck-down
move.
The Shocker goes for a choke slam, but Tenzan counters it with a roundhouse
kick.
(Ian Eagle and The Shocker are going at it.)
Ian Eagle goes for a faceslam, but The Shocker blocks it.
(Ian Eagle and Tenzan are going at it.)
Ian Eagle whips Tenzan into the turnbuckle.
Ian Eagle runs into the ropes.
Tenzan uses an enzuigiri on Ian Eagle.]
Chip: It's Tenzan and Eagle bawling, and the Thugz are just laughing now!
Fool: C-Murder's coming over. He'll dump Eagle out, and we can wrap this up.
[Tenzan tries to throw Ian Eagle over the top rope.
Ian Eagle has been eliminated.
There are lots of chants for Tenzan.
(Tenzan and C-Murder are going at it.)
Tenzan tries to throw C-Murder over the top rope.
C-Murder has been eliminated.
The crowd is going crazy.]
Fool: What the...?
RA: The Birds of Prey have been eliminated!
Chip: Tenzan clotheslined Eagle over, then backdropped C-Murder! It's down
to Tenzan and Shocker!
[Tenzan, hearing the roar of the crowd, turns around and sees that he is alone
with the 335 pound Shocker. Shocker smiles and returns his stare.]
Chip: Shocker has a 65 pound weight advantage, but Tenzan has fought through
this battle royal mostly on his own!
Fool: Come on, big guy!
[(Tenzan and The Shocker are going at it.)
Tenzan uses a bulldog headlock on The Shocker.
The chants for Tenzan are deafening.
Tenzan puts The Shocker in a bow-and-arrow submission.
The Shocker is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Shocker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Tenzan puts The Shocker in a grapevine.
The Shocker is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Shocker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Tenzan locks The Shocker in a clawhold.]
Chip: He's wearing down Shocker with submission holds.
Fool: The problem is, this ain't a single match. A pin or submission gets
him nothing!
[The Shocker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Tenzan puts The Shocker in a cobra clutch.
The Shocker is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Shocker is inching his way towards the ropes.
The Shocker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds.
The Shocker runs into the ropes.
Tenzan misses with a kick.
Tenzan goes for a punch, but The Shocker blocks it.
The Shocker executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Tenzan.
The Shocker runs into the ropes.
Tenzan hits The Shocker with an elbow.]
Fool: You'll get nothing and like it, Tenzan!
Chip: He's grapevining the leg!
[Tenzan puts The Shocker in a grapevine.
The Shocker is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Shocker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Tenzan takes The Shocker down with a flying shoulderblock.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Tenzan goes for a half Boston, but The Shocker blocks it.
The Shocker tries to throw Tenzan over the top rope.
Tenzan has been eliminated.
There are lots of chants for The Shocker.]
RA: The Warrior Clan has been eliminated! Your winner, in 27:24, The Shocker,
representing The Thugz!
["Bow Down" by Westside Connection plays as Shocker raises his fist in
victory.]
Chip: Well, Shocker finally got his hands on Tenzan and was able to throw
him out! But what a gutsy performance from Tenzan of the Warrior Clan!
Fool: We've got some great teams here in the SWF. But let this be a lesson
to you, Chipper. Don't "F" with the Thugz!
Chip: I wouldn't think of it. Fans, I've just been told that Dean Oberman
is about to interview Kirsten, who will introduce us to the Revolution.
Fool: I got a better idea. I say Dean interviews this Revolution, and I
introduce myself to Kirsten.
Chip: Right. Let's take it down to the ring and Dean Obermann.
Dean: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome at this time, representing The
Revolution, Kirsten!
[The opening chords of "Save yourself" by Stabbing Westward play as the
crowd rises to its feet.]
Chip: It's time to meet this Revolution, Fool.
Fool: Whatever that is.
[Kirsten walks out in a white blouse with a bare midriff, and an ordinary
khaki skirt with sandals. She has a big smile on her face, and is waving
to the crowd.]
Fool: That's one tall woman.
[Kirsten walks into the ring and stands in front of Dean Obermann. She
straightens his tie.]
Kirsten: What's up, dude?
[Dean Obermann is visibly flustered.]
Dean: It's nice to finally meet you, Kirsten. I've been meaning to ask you...
Kirsten: Look, buddy. I know what you want, and I know what these people
want. So, how 'bout it? Does anybody wanna meet the Revolution?
[There is a shout of approval from the sellout crowd.]
Kirsten: You're sure? Because after they come out, there's no turning back!
[The crowd cheers some more.]
Fool: Enough already.
Kirsten: Alright. I hope no one's afraid of the dark!
[She makes a sweeping motion with her arms. The arena is plunged into total
darkness. "Revolution #9" by the Beatles begins to play. The crowd makes
more noise.]
Chip: Well, looks like we're in for another dramatic entrance tonight.
Fool: I can hear them walking past us. Sounds like there's more than two!
Dean: What's going on?
Kirsten: Be patient, Dean....Ready? NOW!
[The lights come up as a huge burst of red and silver fireworks come out the
ringpost, while gold sparklers light up the rampway. Now, besides Dean and
Kirsten, there are EIGHT other people in the ring.]
Chip: Look who it is!
[From left to right, we see Headhunter, wrapping a "Revolution" leather
jacket around Kirsten and accepting a kiss from her. Dean Obermann, stunned,
is holding a microphone next to Jukebox Hero and Rock 'n Roll Animal, who are
waving to the crowd. Danny "The Mangler" Bens and Boom-Boom Obuhowich are
motioning to the crowd on the other side of the ring, while Master of Pain
holds up his shock stick. Finally, standing on the side nearest to the
announcer's table, with an ironic smile on his face, is the SWF International
Champion, Sean "The Duke" McKenzie, with his lovely wife, Lady Jezebel.]
Fool: THEY'RE The Revolution?
Chip: No one knew! No one expected this!
[Dean Oberman turns to Boom-Boom, but Boomer isn't paying attention. He
holds his fist up high, and roars to the crowd. They roar right back. He
smiles, lifts his other hand, and roars loader. The crowd matches.]
Dean: Um, Boom-Boom...
[Boom-Boom roars one more time, long, drawn out, and primal. The fans
respond in kind.]
Dean: Boom-Boom!
Mangler: Boomer!
Boom-Boom: Yeah? Oh, yeah! Dean!
Dean: You've really got the fans going!
Boom-Boom: The people love their champions! YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!
[The crowd erupts again. Danny smiles, and waves, looking back at
Animal, he shrugs.]
Dean: Danny, why would you and Boom-Boom be so quick to jump back into a
stable? Didn't you have some real problems with your last one?
Fool: No problem. They beat their last stable up.
Mangler: Well, I'll tell ya, Dean, this is different. The SWF was ripe
for a Revolution. When the guys asked Boomer and me if we wanted on board,
we jumped. NO LIMITS, BABY!!
[crowd cheers again.]
Mangler: We ARE a tidal wave. A force of nature. We're in every one of
your souls, and every one of your hearts. You're angry. You're sad.
You're hungry. You're TIRED. You're tired of the evil and injustice that
goes on here in the SWF EVERY day!
[crowd roars assent.]
Boom-Boom: Well, WE'RE TIRED TOO!!!!
[crowd surges with excitement]
Danny & Boom-Boom: It's all good, baby! No limits!
Dean: Animal?
[The Animal takes the mic, a big smile on his face.]
Animal: Meeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaan Dean! Whoo!
[The crowd "Whoo"s back at him.]
Animal: You say you want a Revolution? Well, you know. We all want to
change the world. And that's why I'm here. Everybody asks me about the
Gangstas. The Gangstas were great. We dominated the World Title scene.
But, you know, there's more to professional wrestling than the pieces of
gold. That's not to say that we're not going to win a lot of titles, and
hold them for a long time. But there's more going on here than that. I'm
tired of stables like Trinity and the SOB's. Every month, it seems like
the SWF becomes gloomier and more obsessed with things like money, power
and gold. I love all those things, but the things I love most are
wrestling...and winning. And that's what The Revolution is about. We do
what we love. We wrestle better than anyone else. And we do what needs to
be done. Like the guys said, there are no limits.
[The crowd cheers.]
Animal: Now, speaking of guys who do it better, Dean, why don't you talk to
the man who's going to be the first TV champ in a little while?
Dean: Ahhh, okay. Headhunter, if you two can, ah, pause for a moment...
[Double H and Kirsten finally disentangle themselves from each other. A
member of Hunter's family hands his niece to him. Hunter kisses the little
girl and hands her back.
Double H: Thank you, thank you ladies and gentlemen. The HeadHunter has
arrived. I don't consider myself a real Revolutionist, but that doesn't
mean I can't be a part of Revolution. I guess that's why I'm here. When
you think of Revolution, you think of a riot, but that's not what we
want when you think of us. We don't want you to think that we're a bunch
of punks with money, power, and good looks. No, we want you to think that
we're a few, correction, the few that can take over this fed.
[The crowd cheers. Kirsten puts her arm around HeadHunter.]
Double H: You see we like things the way it is now, except for one thing,
we don't run it. People are running around shooting off their mouths and
doing as they please, that will happen no more, well unless they decide to
contact us and pay the fee. We are the elite, whether you believe it or
not, you'll have to accept it. Remember that. Whether you believe anything
or whatever we say, you're still going to have to accept it!! Now that
you've gotten a little preview of what we stand for, I'll now tell you why
I'm here. Its simple actually, you see a while back I joined another stable,
the GANGSTAS. Some of you remember that far back because you were here, some
of you can't remember that far because either you weren't here or your
mind can't go back that far!! But anyway...I joined the GANGSTAS because I
had to. It was about family, it was about respect to an older brother, it
was about trying to take over this fed. But now, I'm joining Revolution
because I want to. Yes believe it or not, I want to be here!! I want to be
part of what is going to be the best ever SWF stable. Here it's not about
family, it's more about personal wills. We all want to take over, but more
importantly, we all BELIEVE that we CAN take over. Look at us and tell us
we can't succeed. We have Sound & Fury, former tag team champions who are
very close to getting their belts back. We have the SWF International
Champion Seanie Mack, who has put to rest thoughts that he isn't the best
ever International Champion. Then you have me, the man who in a mere amount
of minutes maybe an hour, I'll be your first ever Television Champion.
And you have Animal, who will take back the World Title he never lost...and...
[A roar from the crowd. Kirsten covers Double H's mouth.]
Double H: Thanks Kirsten, I almost slipped. But now that you somewhat know
why I joined Revolution let's once again talk about what we're going to do.
Everybody??
ALL: We're taking over!!
Double H: Well that does it for me, here is Seannie Mack!
[Sean McKenzie takes the mic as Jezebel holds up the International Belt.]
Sean: I have been with the SWF for quite a while now and I dinna see any
reason to become a part of a stable. I have done well on me own,
however there comes a time in a man's life when decisions must be made
and lifestyles must be changed. When asked to become a part of the
Revolution I simply asked... what is it and why should I join?
[Double H smiles, as does Jezebel.]
Sean: I was told that The Revolution is about a group of damn good wrestlers
who enjoy wrestling and enjoy winning. Now I thought about this and said
to meself... this is exactly what ye have been looking for in this
league. Ye are a damn good wrestler and ye enjoy the hell out of
wrestling and winning so why not? Not only can I get out of me kilt
and put on a pair of trousers but I understand that Headhunter is an
excellent golfer and I will have something to do in me spare time.
[Sean and Headhunter shake hands as the crowd cheers.]
Chip: They're absolutely right, Fool. These guys could have three titles by
the end of the night!
Fool: We'll run out of satellite time before this interview's over.
Dean: Now we know that there's a group of wrestlers in other feds that call
themselves the Fun Revolution. Isn't this just a ripoff of what they're
doing?
[There is a buzz in the crowd. Some boos are heard.]
Chip: I can't believe he asked that!
[Animal takes the mic back.]
Animal: I don't know, Dean. Why don't you ask them?
["Zero" by Smashing Pumpkins plays. The crowd is confused, except for some
of the more hardcore fans, who immediately let out a roar of approval.]
Chip: Oh, my God. It CAN'T be!
Fool: Who?
[There's a hush over the arena and the camera pans towards the entranceway.
After a few seconds to build suspense out walks Mark "Captain Canuck"
Thomas to a gasp from the crowd.]
Fool: Holy s[bleep]! It's Captain Canuck!
Chip: It's Mark Thomas from the U...
Fool: ...Let's not get fired tonight, Chip.
[Thomas is dressed in a sharp, business like suit with
his hair slicked back and a briefcase in his hand. Mark Thomas is not a
big guy in comparison to some wrestlers... he's 6'1 241. He strides
confidently to the ring, steps through the ropes. He walks up to Animal,
shakes his hand and gives Sean McKenzie a pat on the back.]
Chip: As many of you know, Captain Canuck was one of the original
commentators on SWF Triumphant Tuesday.
Fool: You have got to be f[bleep]in' kidding me! Look at Frenck! He's
going ballistic!
[Indeed, Brian Frenck is yelling at security, and at Vice-President McNeill,
who is in the seat next to him.]
Thomas: Well happy birthday SWF, I never thought I'd see this little
federation make it to day number 365 and I have to say one thing... I
wish it had died when Robert Jones and I said adios!
[Immediately the crowd boos very loudly.]
Fool: Just shut up!
Dean: Excuse me!?
Thomas: Don't jump to conclusions, Dean. Let me talk now, my man. I
have my reasoning, and it all points directly at out beloved commissioner.
Dean: What exactly is your bone to pick?
Thomas: My bone to pick? Listen, I don't hold grudges, but if I did
I'd have to hold one with the "beloved leader" of the Supreme Wrestling
Federation. He pushed me out, Obermann.
Fool: Here in the States, we call it "fired".
Dean: You sound hostile...
Chip: Pun intended. It was NOT a friendly takeover.
Thomas: Then you aren't listening. Let me finish. I understand the
business world. The fact is though, I've been watching the SWF and
ladies and gentlemen, it's fallen into a trap I'd hoped it never would...
It has become a business adventure. Sure, you're making your record profits
and you are all over Pay Per View tonight, probably a sky high buy rate,
but it's a business.. no bones about it.
Dean: What are you getting at?
Thomas: Fact is Dean, after years of trying to preserve the great tradition
of wrestling.. after years of trying to preserve its respect.. I've
come to realize that all this seriousness and "stick up the ass" attitude is
what tears this sport down from the inside out. You create a business
atmosphere and you get back stabbing and politics.. basically you get a whole
truckload of BS. Frenck is doing what the rest of wrestling world is also so
intent on doing.. he is sucking the fun out of this sport, and when I checked
my calendar the other day and saw it was time for a birthday party.. I
decided to really make it a birthday party... I'm here to save you.
Dean: What?
Thomas: These men you see in this ring are talented, these men you see in
this ring can absolutely beat the senses out of you and I guarantee they
will; but what these men are doing in here together is starting a battle
against all of those who take the sport they love and try to ruin it for
everyone. We have all ready started the way in other feds and now we're
finding more great men to bring the Revolution forward. These men will not
stand by and watch the federation that was the dream of Robert Jones and I
fall apart and turn into everything that all you brown nosed, money grubbing
suits want!
[We see a shot of Brian Frenck, shaking his head at the Captain.]
Fool: By the way, Frenck's our President, not a "Commissioner".
[Mark stops for a second and looks over the group he has in the ring.]
Thomas: Look in their eyes.. you can tell they love what they do, and
you can tell they are sick of someone in a suit trying to destroy that
love...
[He throws off his suit jacket, messes up his hair and rips off the tie.
He's starting to get riled up.]
Thomas: They're not gonna let that happen! The SWF Fun Revolution starts
tonight! Happy Birthday, SWF! You're about be taken on a ride to something
beyond your wildest dreams! Let's celebrate, boys!
[Mark Thomas throws the briefcase down, opens it up and grabs a whole case
full of Mountain Dews from the inside. He tosses one to each man in the
ring, except Dean Obermann and they all shake them up and open them up to
release the spraying soft drink, spraying Dean and each other.]
Thomas: We're doin' the dew and we're ready to rock! Isn't it In-credible!!!
[Thomas tosses down the mic and starts yelling "It's for you Commish! It's
for you!" before standing on the second rope and pumping up the crowd.]
Chip: This is incredible! Sean McKenzie! Headhunter! Rock 'n Roll Animal!
Sound & Fury! And Captain Canuck!
Fool: I never thought we'd see Mark Thomas around here again! Not in a
hundred years!
Chip: Well, they say wrestling is no place for people with long memories.
Next up, we have a huge American title match as Hot Shot Donovan defends
against God's Tears.
Fool: This one's not exactly a slam dunk, Chip, but you must admit that the
match earlier probably took a lot of GT.
Chip: God's Tears is in for a fight, that's for certain. Let's go up to Rick
Ascott for the introductions!
RA: The following contest is set for one fall with a 30 minute time limit.
It is for the SWF American Title!
["Hands Of Death" by Ron Zombie and Alice Cooper starts to play.]
RA: Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 280 pounds,
here is Gods Tears!!
["Hands of Death" by Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie continues to play as God's
Tears, looking decidedly worse for wear, emerges from the back.]
Chip: GT has already picked up a big win tonight, and I doubt we'll see Flash
around the SWF any time soon.
Fool: I admire Tears some times, but this is too much to ask.
Jeff: And his opponent!
["Dam That River" blares through the speakers of the arena. The crowd boos.]
Jeff: Being led to the ring by his manager, Trisha Deneke, from Chicago,
Illinois, weighing in at 234 pounds, here is the SWF American champion,
Hot Shot Donovan!!
[The crowd begins to boo as Hot Shot pushes his way out from behind the
curtain. He is wearing a black leather jacket saying HSD on the back with a
big red Trinity stamp over it and his wrestling gear. He makes his way down
the aisle, and stops halfway, giving a young lady his sunglasses before
proceeding to the ring. Sliding into the ring, he runs to a turnbuckle and
climbs to the second turnbuckle, flexing for the crowd. He then hops down
as his music starts to fade out.]
Chip: The American champion looks as confident as ever.
Fool: Dammit, Hot Shot. I'm counting on you. I've had a rough night.
Chip: This is going to be one hell of a wrestling match. Matt Compton is
your referee. We've already seen Trinity lose Equalizer. We've already
seen the Living Dead drop the tag team titles. Trinity is close to losing
everything!
Fool: Shut the hell up.
[The bell rings. They lock up.
Gods Tears executes a ropeburn on Hot Shot Donovan.
Gods Tears catches Hot Shot Donovan in a choke against the ropes.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, three.]
Chip: God's Tears is surprisingly quick with the break.
Fool: No sense losing the title shot in the first thirty seconds.
[Gods Tears hits Hot Shot Donovan with a dropkick to the knee.
Gods Tears goes for a ropeburn, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Gods Tears with a dropkick.
Hot Shot Donovan uses a flying dropkick on Gods Tears.
A small "Hot Shot Donovan" chant is being started.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Gods Tears into the ropes, but Gods Tears reverses it.
Gods Tears takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a clothesline.
Gods Tears puts Hot Shot Donovan in a chinlock deathlock submission.
Hot Shot Donovan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.]
Chip: Donovan makes it to the ropes. He has to avoid all of GT's submission
maneuvers, especially the Hit.
Fool: And God's Tears has to look out for the Hot Kick.
[Gods Tears whips Hot Shot Donovan into the turnbuckle.
Gods Tears hits Hot Shot Donovan.
A small "Gods Tears" chant is being started.
Hot Shot Donovan chops Gods Tears.
Gods Tears punches Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan kicks Gods Tears.
A small "Hot Shot Donovan" chant is being started.
Hot Shot Donovan chops Gods Tears.
A small "Hot Shot Donovan" chant is being started.
Gods Tears kicks Hot Shot Donovan.]
Chip: We've seen the return of Doug Bacon to the SWF, and maybe the
beginnings of a new Underground. We've seen Captain Canuck, Captain Canuck
of all people! Returning to the SWF to start a branch of the Revolution.
Fool: If Zamron the Martian comes back tonight, I'm out of here, Chip.
[The screen cuts to a shot of a man dressed in a Zamron The Martian
costume sitting in the front row.]
Fool: Seeya.
Chip: Get back here!
[Gods Tears whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes, but Hot Shot Donovan
reverses it.
Gods Tears misses with a shoulderblock.
Gods Tears hits Hot Shot Donovan with a kick.
Gods Tears nails Hot Shot Donovan with a faceslam.
There's a small reaction to Gods Tears.
Gods Tears gives the sign for the Hurt.
Gods Tears executes the Hurt on Hot Shot Donovan.]
Chip: It's the Hurt! It's the Hurt!
Fool: Grab the ropes! Grab the ropes!
[Hot Shot Donovan breaks the hold after 11 seconds.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Gods Tears with a back suplex.]
Fool: Whew!
[Hot Shot Donovan hits a chop on Gods Tears.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a flying dropkick on Gods Tears.
A small "Hot Shot Donovan" chant is being started.
Hot Shot Donovan is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, shoulder up.
Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd.
The crowd is responding to Hot Shot Donovan.
Gods Tears executes a dropkick to the knee on Hot Shot Donovan.
Gods Tears takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a European uppercut.
Gods Tears nails Hot Shot Donovan with a legsweep.]
Chip: Legsweep and the challenger is all over Hot Shot. He's setting him
up in the corner!
Fool: No!
[Gods Tears uses an avalanche on Hot Shot Donovan.
The crowd is responding to Gods Tears.
Gods Tears is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, shoulder up.
Gods Tears takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a Tombstone.
Gods Tears catches Hot Shot Donovan in the Ziplock.
Hot Shot Donovan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Chip: Ziplock sleeper! Donovan edges toward the ropes.
Fool: He's gonna make it! Come on, Hot Shot! Wear him down!
[Hot Shot Donovan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Gods Tears hits a dropkick to the knee on Hot Shot Donovan.
Gods Tears takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a fist to the midsection.
Gods Tears whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes, but Hot Shot Donovan
reverses it.
Gods Tears hits a dropkick to the knee on Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a Frankensteiner on Gods Tears.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]
Chip: GT gets the shoulder up! What a pace these two are setting!
Fool: A quicker pace favors Hot Shot. Now if Compton can learn to count
to three.
[Hot Shot Donovan whips Gods Tears into the ropes, but Gods Tears reverses it.
Hot Shot Donovan and Gods Tears get hit with a double clothesline.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Gods Tears with a Russian legsweep.
The crowd is cheering on Hot Shot Donovan.
Gods Tears uses a knee to the back on Hot Shot Donovan.
Gods Tears whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes.
Gods Tears hits Hot Shot Donovan with a shoulderblock.]
RA: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: This match was all God's Tears in the beginning, but you can see the
champ starting to put moves together.
[Gods Tears goes for a brain buster, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a vertical suplex.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Gods Tears into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Gods Tears with an elbow.
Hot Shot Donovan uses an elbowsmash on Gods Tears.
Hot Shot Donovan takes Gods Tears down with a chop.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Gods Tears with a backbreaker.
Hot Shot Donovan is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd.]
Fool: That's what I'm talking about!
Chip: He should be staying on Tears instead of showboating.
[Hot Shot Donovan is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Gods Tears goes for a punch, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan chops Gods Tears.
Hot Shot Donovan punches Gods Tears.
Hot Shot Donovan is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Hot Shot Donovan throws Gods Tears out of the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan jumps onto him with a head tope, but Gods Tears
moves out of the way.
Hot Shot Donovan is out cold.
Gods Tears whips Hot Shot Donovan into the guardrail.
Matt Compton counts: 1.]
Chip: That headfirst dive missed! Donovan is in trouble on the outside!
Fool: Just get counted out.
[Gods Tears whips Hot Shot Donovan into the guardrail.
Matt Compton counts: 2.
Gods Tears whips Hot Shot Donovan into the guardrail.
Gods Tears goes for a European uppercut, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a backslide.
Matt Compton counts: 3.
Hot Shot Donovan uses a Frankensteiner on Gods Tears.
Matt Compton counts: 4.
Hot Shot Donovan reenters the ring.
Gods Tears follows him back in.
Hot Shot Donovan hits a chop on Gods Tears.]
Fool: Whoo!
Chip: Big chop from the champ.
[Hot Shot Donovan nails Gods Tears with a savate kick.
Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes.
Gods Tears hits Hot Shot Donovan with a shoulderblock.
Gods Tears whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Gods Tears with an Asai moonsault.]
Chip: Moonsault! Great counter! The cover!
[Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is cheering on Hot Shot Donovan.]
Chip: I don't know where Donovan found the energy.
Fool: He's dangerous, Chip. That's why he's been a great champion. He took
on Fury, O.G., Smooth. He's fought everybody.
[Hot Shot Donovan goes for a savate kick, but Gods Tears counters it with
a duck-down move.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Gods Tears into the turnbuckle.
Hot Shot Donovan runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Gods Tears
moves out of the way.
Gods Tears whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan nails Gods Tears with a swinging neckbreaker.
Hot Shot Donovan executes an inverted atomic drop on Gods Tears.
Hot Shot Donovan throws Gods Tears out of the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan jumps onto him with a head tope, but Gods Tears
moves out of the way.]
Chip: He missed again! The second time GT has countered that high risk move!
Fool: Why me?
[Gods Tears knocks Hot Shot Donovan into the ringsteps.
Gods Tears goes for a kick to the head, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Matt Compton counts: 1.
Matt Compton counts: 2.
Hot Shot Donovan reenters the ring.
Gods Tears follows him back in.]
Chip: Hot Shot is the first one back in! What a competitor.
Fool: He needs to be less of a competitor and start looking for the way out!
[Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Gods Tears with a kick.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Gods Tears
counters it with a punch.
Gods Tears takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a fist to the midsection.
Gods Tears chops Hot Shot Donovan.
Gods Tears chops Hot Shot Donovan.
Gods Tears hits Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan hits an elbowsmash on Gods Tears.
Gods Tears goes for a punch, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes.]
Chip: It's God's Tears all over the American Champion!
Fool: This sucks. It's all Frenck's fault.
[Hot Shot Donovan misses with a clothesline.
Gods Tears goes for a football tackle, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a kick to the head.
In turn, Gods Tears counters it with a duck-down move.
Gods Tears uses an avalanche on Hot Shot Donovan.
A few fans are cheering on Gods Tears.
Gods Tears nails Hot Shot Donovan with a European uppercut.
Gods Tears nails Hot Shot Donovan with a punch.
Gods Tears goes for a European uppercut, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a backslide.]
Chip: He's hooked the arms! The cover!
[Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]
Chip: Two count! That was close!
[Hot Shot Donovan nails Gods Tears with a gutwrench suplex.]
Fool: Yes! Cover him!
[Matt Compton counts: One, two,...]
Chip: One! Two!
[...kickout].
Chip: No! Compton's holding up two fingers!
Fool: Hit him again!
[Hot Shot Donovan nails Gods Tears with a gutwrench suplex.
Matt Compton counts: One, two,...]
Fool: He's got him!
[...kickout].
Chip: No! The match continues.
[Hot Shot Donovan hits Gods Tears with a kick to the thigh.
Hot Shot Donovan nails Gods Tears with a clothesline.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Gods Tears with a Russian legsweep.]
RA: Ten minutes gone by. There are 20 minutes remaining.
Chip: The champ is on the attack.
Fool: This is the way Donovan does business. He's taken over this one.
[Hot Shot Donovan executes a bodyslam on Gods Tears.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a kneelift on Gods Tears.
Hot Shot Donovan chops Gods Tears.
Gods Tears hits Hot Shot Donovan.
Gods Tears chops Hot Shot Donovan.
Gods Tears goes for a kick to the head, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan uses a snap suplex on Gods Tears.
The crowd is responding to Hot Shot Donovan.]
Fool: I'm feelin' sorry for GT now. There's no way. He's too tired.
Chip: Donovan's cinching him up for another suplex.
[Hot Shot Donovan hits a tiger suplex on Gods Tears.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is cheering on Hot Shot Donovan.]
Chip: No! Another near fall by Hot Shot.
Fool: It's just a matter of time, folks.
[Hot Shot Donovan whips Gods Tears into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan misses with a clothesline.
Gods Tears hits Hot Shot Donovan with a backdrop.
Gods Tears goes for a forearm to the back, but Hot Shot Donovan
counters it with a side step.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Gods Tears blocks it.
Gods Tears goes for a headbutt, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan uses a Frankensteiner on Gods Tears.]
Chip: Another Frankensteiner!
Fool: Good night!
[Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]
Fool: What?
Chip: Tears kicks out again!
[There are lots of chants for Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Gods Tears.
Hot Shot Donovan executes the Hot Kick on Gods Tears.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for the pin.]
Fool: Yes! Yes! Yes! It's over!
[Matt Compton counts: One, two,...]
Chip: One! Two!
[thr... kickout.]
Chip: Thr...NO! Another kickout!
Fool: You suck, Compton! You suck!
[Hot Shot Donovan hits Gods Tears with a savate kick.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a kick to the midsection, but Gods Tears blocks it.
Gods Tears hits an avalanche on Hot Shot Donovan.
Gods Tears is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Gods Tears goes for a brain buster, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a slidedown.
Hot Shot Donovan hits a Russian legsweep on Gods Tears.
Hot Shot Donovan hits a tiger suplex on Gods Tears.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]
Chip: Tears will not stay down for the three count!
Fool: This f[bleep]in' sucks.
[Hot Shot Donovan is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Gods Tears uses a low blow on Hot Shot Donovan.
Gods Tears whips Hot Shot Donovan into the turnbuckle, but Hot Shot Donovan
reverses it.
Hot Shot Donovan charges into the corner.
Hot Shot Donovan chops Gods Tears.
The crowd is responding to Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Gods Tears.
The crowd is responding to Hot Shot Donovan.]
Chip: Look how frustrated Donovan is.
Fool: He should have won this several times over. Frenck told Compton to
slow down the count.
[Hot Shot Donovan goes for a clothesline, but Gods Tears counters it with
an armbar submission.
Hot Shot Donovan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Gods Tears goes for a European uppercut, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a backslide.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]
Fool: Three! Three! Three comes after two!
Chip: God's Tears will not get pinned!
[Hot Shot Donovan whips Gods Tears into the ropes.
Gods Tears hits Hot Shot Donovan with a shoulderblock.
Gods Tears nails Hot Shot Donovan with a neck snap.
Gods Tears executes the Hurt on Hot Shot Donovan.]
Chip: It's the Hurt! The Hurt!
Fool: Crap! Get to the ropes.
[Hot Shot Donovan is inching his way towards the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan tries to fight the pain.
Hot Shot Donovan is inching his way towards the ropes.]
Chip: Donovan is in trouble! He can't last much longer in this hold.
Fool: Come on! Trisha, do something!
[Hot Shot Donovan isn't moving anymore.
Matt Compton checks Hot Shot Donovan's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up !]
Fool: Yes! Yes!
Chip: Donovan is powering out of the Hurt! I can't believe it!
[Hot Shot Donovan fights his way out of the hold after 42 seconds.]
Fool: You the man, Donovan!
[Hot Shot Donovan hits Gods Tears with a forearm to the back.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Gods Tears
counters it with a low blow.
Gods Tears hits a German suplex on Hot Shot Donovan.]
Chip: German suplex! The cover!
[Matt Compton counts: One, two,...]
Chip: One, two!
[..thr... kickout.]
Fool: Yes! Come on, Shot!
Chip: 15 minutes gone by. There are 15 minutes remaining.
[Gods Tears takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a kick to the midsection.
Gods Tears uses a Vader attack on Hot Shot Donovan.
Gods Tears executes a punch on Hot Shot Donovan.
Gods Tears goes for a Japanese armdrag takedown, but Hot Shot Donovan
counters it with a lariat.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Gods Tears into the ropes.
Gods Tears misses with a shoulderblock.
Gods Tears nails Hot Shot Donovan with a clothesline.]
Chip: Big clothesline!
Fool: If Donovan can hold on till the time limit, he retains. We're halfway
there!
Chip: GT's going up top.
[Gods Tears takes Hot Shot Donovan down with an elbowdrop from the second
turnbuckle.]
Chip: Another pinning competition!
[Matt Compton counts: One, two, in the ropes...]
Fool: You gotta love Donovan. He just won't quit either.
[Gods Tears goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but Hot Shot Donovan
counters it with a facerake.
Hot Shot Donovan throws Gods Tears out of the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan goes through the ropes.
The crowd is going crazy.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Gods Tears with a clothesline.
Matt Compton counts: 1.
Hot Shot Donovan reenters the ring.
Gods Tears follows him back in.]
Fool: Stay out! Stay out!
Chip: Donovan attacks GT as he comes through the ropes!
[Hot Shot Donovan uses a knee to the back on Gods Tears.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a chop on Gods Tears.
Gods Tears takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a ropeburn.
Gods Tears goes for an avalanche, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a side step.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Gods Tears into the ropes, but Gods Tears reverses it.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a kick to the midsection, but Gods Tears blocks it.
Gods Tears hits Hot Shot Donovan with a ropeburn.
Gods Tears chops Hot Shot Donovan.]
Chip: See saw action. This one can go either way.
Fool: Donovan is THIS close to being the longest reigning American champ ever.
He just
needs to hold out a little longer.
[The chants for Gods Tears are deafening.
Gods Tears chops Hot Shot Donovan.
The chants for Gods Tears are deafening.
Gods Tears nails Hot Shot Donovan with a neck snap.
The crowd erupts.
Gods Tears takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a fist to the midsection.
Gods Tears uses a European uppercut on Hot Shot Donovan.
Gods Tears hits Hot Shot Donovan with a German suplex.]
Chip: Another German suplex! The cover!
[Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.]
Fool: Another kickout! That's the sign of a Trinity champion!
[Gods Tears throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring.
Gods Tears goes through the ropes.
Gods Tears whips Hot Shot Donovan into the guardrail.
Matt Compton counts: 1.
Matt Compton counts: 2.
Gods Tears knocks Hot Shot Donovan into the ringpost.
Gods Tears whips Hot Shot Donovan into the guardrail.
Gods Tears executes a kick to the head on Hot Shot Donovan.]
Chip: He's destroying Donovan on the outside!
Fool: Keep counting, Compton! Keep counting!
[Matt Compton counts: 3.
Gods Tears executes a German suplex on Hot Shot Donovan.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Matt Compton counts: 4.
Gods Tears hits Hot Shot Donovan with a kneeling headbutt.
Matt Compton counts: 5.]
Chip: Both men are in serious danger of being counted out.
[They're brawling inside the ring area.
Gods Tears nails Hot Shot Donovan with a forearm to the back.
Matt Compton counts: 6.
Gods Tears goes for a kneeling headbutt, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Gods Tears is busted wide open.
Hot Shot Donovan knocks Gods Tears into the ringsteps.]
Chip: Donovan counters! Now GT is busted open!
Fool: Stay outside! Take the countout!
[Hot Shot Donovan hits a bodyslam on Gods Tears.
Hot Shot Donovan executes the Hot Kick on Gods Tears on the concrete floor.
The crowd is cheering on Hot Shot Donovan.
Gods Tears is out cold.]
RA: 20 minutes gone by. There are 10 minutes remaining.
Chip: Hot Kick on the floor!
Fool: He stopped counting! What the hell is Compton doing?
[Hot Shot Donovan goes for a savate kick, but Gods Tears counters it with
a duck-down move.
Gods Tears takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a football tackle.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Matt Compton counts: 7.
Gods Tears uses a legsweep on Hot Shot Donovan.
Gods Tears throws Hot Shot Donovan back into the ring.]
Chip: GT breaks the count. He's thrown the champ back in.
Fool: Hang in there, Hot Shot!
[Gods Tears executes the Hurt on Hot Shot Donovan.]
Chip: It's the Hurt! Donovan was trying to keep him on the mat and GT
reversed it!
Fool: Grab the ropes!
[Hot Shot Donovan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan is writhing in pain.
Hot Shot Donovan submits after 11 seconds.
The crowd is really behind Gods Tears.]
Chip: He tapped out! He tapped out! We have a NEW American Champion!
RA: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, in 21:39, and the NEW SWF American
Champion...
[Gods Tears rolls off of Donovan and starts struggling to his feet. "Hands
of Death" begins playing.]
RA: GOD'S TEARS!
Fool: Damn! It's over. What a run Hot Shot had!
[GT slowly gets to his feet. He takes the American Title from Compton and
puts it over his shoulder. The crowd response is deafening.]
Chip: God's Tears is your new American Champion! What a match.
[We see Trisha trying to console Hot Shot, who is still down on the mat.]
Chip: Fans, what a night it's been. We've seen Mr. Meteorite #69 and Biggie
Z join forces with Brian Christian and David Storm. We've seen Equalizer
carried from the Baltimore Arena at the hands of a man we thought was "Hell
Hound", but was actually Doug Bacon. We've seen the entire SWF attack Flash.
We've seen the return of Captain Canuck, and the formation of the Revolution.
We've seen two SWF titles change hands. And we're moments away from seeing
the crowning of our first SWF Television champion.
Fool: I am NOT having a good time.
Chip: It's Artful Dodger, Fatal Fury and Headhunter in a three-way dance with
enormous implications! Let's go up to the ring!
RA: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a special triangle
match for the vacant TV title.
[Blue Oyster Cult starts to play "Power Underneath Despair".]
RA: Introducing first, The Artful Dodger!!
[Dodger and Westminister make their way down to the ring. The crowd
cheers them on.]
RA: Next, Fatal Fury!!
[Fatal Fury makes his way down. The crowd boos loudly.]
RA: And finally, The Headhunter!!
[Headhunter makes his way down to the ring. The crowd gives a mixed
reaction.]
Chip: Andrew Borgert is your referee.
Fool: Good ol' Bogus.
Chip: Looks like Fatal Fury will be starting things off against Double H.
[The bell rings. They lock up.
Fatal Fury locks The Headhunter in a choke against the ropes.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three, four.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three, four.]
Chip: Fatal Fury, the favorite, risking disqualification here in the
opening moments.
Fool: Your favorite, maybe. My pick is Artful Dodger.
[Fatal Fury goes for a sleeperhold, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter throws Fatal Fury out of the ring.
The Headhunter goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Fatal Fury knocks The Headhunter into the ringsteps.
Fatal Fury is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Fatal Fury reenters the ring.
The Headhunter follows him back in.]
Chip: Since this match is no countout and no disqualification, there's
nothing to be gained from staying on the outside.
Fool: Wait 'til one of these guys gets hurt. They'll stay on the
outside.
[Fatal Fury chops The Headhunter.
Fatal Fury chops The Headhunter.
Fatal Fury puts The Headhunter in a double chickenwing submission.
The Headhunter is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Headhunter is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Headhunter is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Fatal Fury goes for a front facelock, but The Headhunter counters it with
a backdrop.]
Chip: Big backdrop by Hunter as he powers out of that one.
Fool: Look at Dodger! He hasn't even come in yet. Smart guy.
[The Headhunter uses a faceslam on Fatal Fury.
The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Headhunter whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
Fatal Fury misses with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury nails The Headhunter with a powerslam.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.]
Chip: Near fall there by Fatal Fury, as he gets a two count.
Fool: Headhunter and Fatal. How many times have we seen this?
[The crowd is cheering on Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury tags out to The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger hits a springboard dropkick on The Headhunter.
The Artful Dodger struts across the ring.
The crowd is responding to The Artful Dodger.
The Headhunter whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes.]
Chip: Dodger gets his first action of this match.
Fool: Dodger's smart. He'll tag out soon.
[The Headhunter hits The Artful Dodger with a backdrop.
The Headhunter whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes.
The Headhunter hits The Artful Dodger with a shoulderblock.
The Headhunter takes The Artful Dodger down with a swinging neckbreaker.
The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Headhunter is going for the pin.]
Chip: Hunter Cutter! He's going for the pin.
[Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.]
Fool: Yes. Go Dodger!
[The Headhunter hits a piledriver on The Artful Dodger.
The Headhunter takes The Artful Dodger down with a backspin DDT.
The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".
The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Headhunter whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but The Headhunter
counters it with a facerake.
The Headhunter goes for a Frankensteiner, but The Artful Dodger
counters it with a power bomb.]
Chip: What a powerful counter by the 178 pound Artful Dodger.
Fool: Cover that man, AD!
[Andrew Borgert counts: One, kickout.
The Artful Dodger complains about a slow count.
The Headhunter uses an inside cradle on The Artful Dodger.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".
The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd.]
Chip: A near fall by Double H there. This match is going to over soon.
Fool: I think you're right. These guys have already fought through a
tournament. They're all looking for quick wins.
[The Headhunter whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger uses a clothesline on The Headhunter.
The Artful Dodger goes for the Sammartino slingshot, but The Headhunter
blocks it.
The Headhunter tags out to Fatal Fury.]
Chip: And here comes Fatal Fury to face Dodger.
Fool: Dodger's spent too long in there already.
[Fatal Fury goes for a chokehold, but The Artful Dodger counters it with
a facerake.
The Artful Dodger hits Fatal Fury with a spinning DDT.
The Artful Dodger throws Fatal Fury out of the ring.
The Artful Dodger goes through the ropes.
Westminister comes from behind and distracts Fatal Fury.
The Artful Dodger goes for a Soviet suplex, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
The Artful Dodger is busted wide open.
Fatal Fury whips The Artful Dodger into the guardrail.]
Fool: Big mistake by Dodger taking this match to the floor.
Chip: Fatal Fury has won one title tonight. Can he win another?
[Andrew Borgert counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Andrew Borgert counts: 2.
Andrew Borgert counts: 3.
Fatal Fury is busted wide open.
The Artful Dodger reenters the ring.
Fatal Fury follows him back in.
The Artful Dodger hits a Northern Lights suplex on Fatal Fury.]
Chip: Suplex by Dodger on a bloody Fury.
Fool: He's covering! Go, Dodgah!
[Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Artful Dodger attempts to place Fatal Fury on the turnbuckle, but Fatal Fury
blocks it.
The Artful Dodger executes a DDT on Fatal Fury.
The Artful Dodger struts across the ring.
The crowd is responding to The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes.
Fatal Fury executes a belly-to-belly suplex on The Artful Dodger.
Fatal Fury is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Fatal Fury runs into the ropes.]
Chip: We're past the five minute mark and none of the participants show
any signs of slowing down.
Fool: Yeah, but Dodger needs to tag. He's letting Hunter get too much
rest!
[The Artful Dodger hits Fatal Fury with a clothesline.
The Artful Dodger is bleeding profusely.
The Artful Dodger whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger misses with a shoulderblock.
The Artful Dodger uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Fatal Fury.
The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger takes Fatal Fury down with a clothesline.
The Artful Dodger struts across the ring.]
Chip: As Tim has alluded to, this is not a one fall match. There must
be two eliminations here.
Fool: That's why it's stupid to be in the ring for the first fall. Let
them wear each other out.
[The crowd is responding to The Artful Dodger.
Fatal Fury nails The Artful Dodger with a lariat.
Fatal Fury executes the Furious Fall on The Artful Dodger.
The crowd is cheering on Fatal Fury.]
Chip: Furious Fall! Furious Fall! Furious Fall!
[Fatal Fury goes for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three.]
Chip: Fury pins Dodger! It's Headhunter vs. Fatal Fury.
RA: Artful Dodger has been eliminated.
Fool: Damn, I just lost interest.
[The crowd is giving Fatal Fury a standing ovation.
They lock up.
The Headhunter uses a front-layout superplex on Fatal Fury.
The Headhunter uses a faceslam on Fatal Fury.
The Headhunter has the crowd going wild.
The Headhunter executes a double underhook piledriver on Fatal Fury.
The crowd is behind The Headhunter all the way.
Fatal Fury hits a Hotshot on The Headhunter.]
Chip: Stun gun like maneuver by Fatal Fury switches the momentum.
Fool: Well, now, I gotta root for old Double H. Can't have Chip's pick
winning.
[Fatal Fury nails The Headhunter with a kneedrop.
Fatal Fury goes for a sleeperhold, but The Headhunter counters it with
a jawbreaker.
The Headhunter goes for the Hit, but Fatal Fury counters it with a side step.
Fatal Fury uses a double underhook suplex on The Headhunter.
Fatal Fury goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but The Headhunter counters it with
a cross-body block.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, kickout.
The Headhunter hits a spinebuster slam on Fatal Fury.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
Fool: No soup for you!
Chip: Big spinebuster by Double H nets him a two count.
[The Headhunter goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Fatal Fury counters it with
a backward kick.
Fatal Fury nails The Headhunter with an inverted power bomb.
The crowd is behind Fatal Fury all the way.
Fatal Fury takes The Headhunter down with a Hotshot.
The chants for Fatal Fury are deafening.
Fatal Fury hits The Headhunter with a kneedrop.
Fatal Fury hits a choke slam on The Headhunter.
Fatal Fury hits The Headhunter with a kneedrop.]
Chip: We saw Hunter beat Fury at Devil's Night. We saw Fury beat Double
H at Nuclear Winter. This is a best of three affair.
Fool: I'm just sick of watching these two wrestle each other.
[Fatal Fury uses a vertical suplex on The Headhunter.
Fatal Fury throws The Headhunter out of the ring.
Andrew Borgert counts: one, two, three, four, The Headhunter reenters the ring.
Fatal Fury whips The Headhunter into the ropes, but The Headhunter reverses it.
The Headhunter misses with a shoulderblock.
The Headhunter misses with a shoulderblock.
The Headhunter uses a jumping DDT on Fatal Fury.
The chants for The Headhunter are deafening.]
Chip: Leaping DDT by Double H and the crowd is getting behind him.
Fool: One of these guys has to step up to that championship level.
[The Headhunter throws Fatal Fury out of the ring.
The Headhunter jumps onto him with a plancha, but Fatal Fury
moves out of the way.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Fatal Fury whips The Headhunter into the guardrail.
Fatal Fury catches The Headhunter in a chokehold.
Andrew Borgert counts: 1.
Fatal Fury knocks The Headhunter into the ringsteps.
Fatal Fury uses an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on The Headhunter.]
Chip: Big shoulder breaker. Fatal Fury is coming very close to becoming
the first SWF wrestler to simultaneously hold a singles and tag title.
Fool: I don't like Endless Fury, but they're a hell of team. And I
think Hunter has the advantage because Fury has to be worn out.
[Andrew Borgert counts: 2.
Andrew Borgert counts: 3.
Fatal Fury hits The Headhunter with a Gorilla Press.
Fatal Fury whips The Headhunter into the guardrail.
Fatal Fury catches The Headhunter in a hangman.
Fatal Fury puts The Headhunter in a double chickenwing submission.
Andrew Borgert counts: 4.
Fatal Fury hits a backbreaker on The Headhunter.]
Fool: I thought you said there were no countouts. Bogus is making a
count.
Chip: I could be wrong.
[They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Headhunter takes Fatal Fury down with a chop.
The Headhunter knocks Fatal Fury into the ringsteps.
The crowd erupts.
The Headhunter whips Fatal Fury into the guardrail.
The Headhunter takes Fatal Fury down with a jumping DDT.
Andrew Borgert counts: 5.
The Headhunter reenters the ring.]
Fool: Hunter's getting smart. He has nothing to gain on the floor.
Chip: Fatal Fury needs to get back in, if there is a countout rule.
[Fatal Fury follows him back in.
The Headhunter is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.
The Headhunter throws Fatal Fury out of the ring.
The Headhunter jumps onto him with a plancha, but Fatal Fury
moves out of the way.
The Headhunter is busted wide open.
Fatal Fury hits a reverse neckbreaker on The Headhunter.
Andrew Borgert counts: 1.]
Chip: Headhunter has been busted open. And in a Flash, the advantage
shifts back over to Fatal Fury.
Fool: That's the knock on Headhunter. He's been close, but he hasn't
been able to bring home any gold.
[Fatal Fury goes for a kneedrop, but The Headhunter counters it with a roll
away.
Andrew Borgert counts: 2.
The Headhunter nails Fatal Fury with a reverse neckbreaker.
Andrew Borgert counts: 3.
The Headhunter reenters the ring.
Fatal Fury follows him back in.
The Headhunter throws Fatal Fury out of the ring.
Andrew Borgert counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Fatal Fury
reenters the ring.]
Chip: Headhunter and Fury both taking their time, sizing each other up.
Fool: Hell, if they don't know how to wrestle each other by now, they
never will.
[The Headhunter takes Fatal Fury down with a belly-to-back suplex.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter.
The Headhunter is bleeding like hell.
The Headhunter hits Fatal Fury with a faceslam.
The Headhunter goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Fatal Fury counters it with
a bulldog headlock.
Fatal Fury whips The Headhunter into the ropes, but The Headhunter reverses it.
Fatal Fury and The Headhunter get hit with a double clothesline.
Fatal Fury hits The Headhunter with a belly-to-back suplex.]
Chip: Big belly-to-back By Fatal Fury. An obvious prelude to the
Furious Fall.
Fool: Keep dreaming! I hate this Revolution, but I can't live with
myself if Collins makes the right pick and I don't.
[Fatal Fury executes a vertical suplex on The Headhunter.
Fatal Fury chops The Headhunter.
The Headhunter chops Fatal Fury.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter.
The Headhunter hits Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury punches The Headhunter.
Fatal Fury hits a backbreaker on The Headhunter.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
Chip: Big backbreaker by Double F.
Fool: We don't need to be calling him that.
[The Headhunter runs into the ropes.
The Headhunter misses with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury misses with a kick.
Fatal Fury hits The Headhunter with an elbow.
Fatal Fury is bleeding profusely.
Fatal Fury hits a choke slam on The Headhunter.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Fatal Fury goes for a Tombstone, but The Headhunter counters it with a
slidedown.]
Chip: Both these men are bloody. Both these men are exhausted. The
winner of this tournament is going to earn it.
Fool: Come on, Hunter! Do it for the niece! Do it for the Amazon chick
with the nice set! Just do it!
[The Headhunter goes for a bridging back suplex, but Fatal Fury counters it with
a facerake.
Fatal Fury whips The Headhunter into the ropes, but The Headhunter reverses it.
The Headhunter misses with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury hits The Headhunter with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury executes an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on The Headhunter.
The Headhunter goes for a backspin DDT, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury catches The Headhunter in a cobra clutch.]
Chip: Cobra clutch! Middle of the ring! Hunter has nowhere to go!
Fool: Fury's going to win!
[Fatal Fury lets go after 15 seconds.]
Chip & Fool: What?!
[Fatal Fury takes The Headhunter down with an elbowsmash.
Fatal Fury executes a clothesline on The Headhunter.
The Headhunter bumps into Andrew Borgert.
Fatal Fury runs into the ropes.]
Chip: Borgert is down!
Fool: That's exactly why you NEVER let go of a good submission hold.
[The Headhunter misses with a clothesline.
The Headhunter executes a dropkick on Fatal Fury.
The Headhunter executes the Hit on Fatal Fury.
The crowd is behind The Headhunter all the way.]
Chip: It's THE HIT! It's over!
Fool: No, it's not! Borgert is down!
[The Headhunter goes for the pin.
There is no referee to count.]
Fool: But Hunter can't win without the referee!
Chip: Borgert's awake! He's crawling over to make the cover!
[Andrew Borgert is back on the job.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three.]
Chip: He got him! Headhunter is the NEW TV champion!
[The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
RA: Here is your winner, the first SWF television champion, in 15:49,
Headhunter!
["Tryin' to Stay Alive" by Wyclef Jean plays as Headhunter holds up his
new TV Title belt. Kirsten comes running from the back and jumps into
his arms as the fireworks start.]
Fool: Well, that was good. Hunter wins, so neither of our picks worked.
We're even.
Chip: A tremendous night for Headhunter. Come to think of it, a
tremendous night for Fatal Fury as well as he captures the SWF tag
Titles with Jagged Edge.
Fool: So what's next?
Chip: Well, we're joined at ringside by Vance McMihn and Johnny
"The Muscle" Ventures.
Fool: What the hell for?
Chip: They're joining us for our next match. Hello, Vance.
VM: Hello Chip, Fool. Nice to be working beside you guys.
JV: Yeah, less work for me.
Fool: Could you do less work?
Chip: [* ahem *]. Our next match features...
JV: How many of your matches made it on the special?
Fool: Well uh....
JV: None!!! We've been at this for a year so don't you talk back to me!
Chip: As I was saying, our next match is a celebrity triangle match.
let's take it up to ring announcer Rick Ascott.
RA: Ladies and gentlemen, this is a special celebrity triangle match.
There are no disqualifications, no countouts and no time limit!
Fool: You mean the celebrities are actually going to wrestle!
["Black Coffee in Bed" by Squeeze plays.]
RA: Accompanied to the ring by special prosecutor Ken Starr, from
Richmond, Virginia, weighing in at 122 pounds, Kathleen Willey!
Chip: Kathleen Willey, for our Canadian viewers, is the woman who
accused President Bill Clinton...
Fool: They're Canadian. They're not dead. They know.
JV: I wouldn't be so sure about that. Have you seen the intelligence of
SWF's canadian Vice Presidents?
VM: Be nice Johnny.
[Kathleen Willey and Ken Starr make their way down to the ring. The
crowd is cheering them on. They enter the ring as the music dies down
and "Country Girl" by Steve Earle & The Dukes starts to play.]
RA: Next, from Little Rock, Arkansas, accompanied to the ring by her
spokesperson, Susan Carpenter McMillan, weighing in at 105 pounds, here is
Paula Jones!!
JV: It's the Trailer Park Trash!
Fool: Susan explained to Paula that taking money to appear on a SWF PPV
and not look like a money grubbing attention seeker.
[Paula Jones & McMillan make their way down to the ring. Several fans
start chanting "Trailer Park Whore!" They enter the ring as the music
dies down and "Fat Bottom Girls" by Queen starts to play.]
RA: And finally, from Beverly Hills, California, weighing in at 155
pounds, and accompanied by her personal attorney William Ginsburg,
Monica Lewinsky!!
[The crowd goes wild and starts chanting "Head, Head!"]
JV: I didn't know we had so many ECW fans here.
[The other three announcers look at Johnny.]
Fool: Can I?
Chip: No. Uhhh... Our special guest referee is Linda Tripp!
JV: This is like Bill Clinton's wet dream. 3 women wrestling. Life
doesn't get any better than this.
VM: Whatever you say. And Paula Jones and Lewinsky are starting things
off.
[They lock up.
Paula Jones chops Monica Lewinsky.
The crowd is responding to Paula Jones.
Paula Jones chops Monica Lewinsky.
There's a small reaction to Paula Jones.
Paula Jones hits Monica Lewinsky.
Paula Jones throws Monica Lewinsky out of the ring.
Paula Jones goes through the ropes.]
Chip: And Paula Jones is already taking the fight to the floor.
VM: And this is a no countout match so they can stay out there all
night.
[The crowd is responding to Paula Jones.
Paula Jones whips Monica Lewinsky into the guardrail.
Paula Jones uses a chop on Monica Lewinsky.
Paula Jones whips Monica Lewinsky into the guardrail.
Paula Jones throws Monica Lewinsky back into the ring.
Monica Lewinsky whips Paula Jones into the turnbuckle.
Monica Lewinsky tags out to Kathleen Willey.]
JV: Well Shamu didn't have any offense.
Chip: Lewinsky makes the wise decision and tags in Kathleen Willey.
[Kathleen Willey hits a spin kick on Paula Jones.
Kathleen Willey whips Paula Jones into the turnbuckle.
Kathleen Willey charges in with the Stinger Splash, but Paula Jones lifts her
leg.]
VM: Great flexibility by Paula Jones.
[The crowd is responding to Paula Jones.
Paula Jones throws Kathleen Willey out of the ring.
Paula Jones goes through the ropes.
Paula Jones whips Kathleen Willey into the guardrail.]
Chip: And the match is being dominated by the young woman from Little Rock.
Fool: Young woman? You must be hard up Collins.
[Paula Jones takes Kathleen Willey down with a facerake.
Paula Jones whips Kathleen Willey into the guardrail.
Paula Jones knocks Kathleen Willey into the ringsteps.
Paula Jones is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Paula Jones takes Kathleen Willey down with a slap.]
JV: That's right, use that bitch slap.
[Paula Jones whips Kathleen Willey into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Kathleen Willey hits a dropkick on Paula Jones.
Kathleen Willey nails Paula Jones with a leg lariat.
Kathleen Willey whips Paula Jones into the guardrail.
Kathleen Willey throws Paula Jones back into the ring.
Kathleen Willey uses a reverse flying elbowdrop on Paula Jones.
Kathleen Willey is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Kathleen Willey is going for the pin.
Linda Tripp counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
Chip: Linda Tripp a bit slow on the count?
Fool: Linda's been practicing, she tapes all her matches and watches
them later.
JV: Am I the only the only one that thinks Linda Tripp used to be a guy?
[Kathleen Willey tags out to Monica Lewinsky.
Monica Lewinsky whips Paula Jones into the ropes.
Paula Jones catches Monica Lewinsky in an armbar submission.
Monica Lewinsky reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Paula Jones kicks Monica Lewinsky.
Paula Jones chops Monica Lewinsky.
Paula Jones is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Monica Lewinsky hits Paula Jones.
A small "Head! Head! Head!" chant is being started.]
Chip: With all this money we paid for these celebrities, are we going to
be able to get a raise this year?
JV: You're new around here aren't you?
[Monica Lewinsky chops Paula Jones.
Paula Jones punches Monica Lewinsky.
Monica Lewinsky punches Paula Jones.
The crowd is responding to Monica Lewinsky.
Paula Jones kicks Monica Lewinsky.
There are lots of chants for Paula Jones.]
Fool: We're just 3 topless dancers and a nazi away from a Jerry Springer
show.
[Monica Lewinsky kicks Paula Jones.
The crowd is responding to Monica Lewinsky.
Monica Lewinsky tags out to Kathleen Willey.
Kathleen Willey runs into the ropes.
Kathleen Willey hits Paula Jones with a shoulderblock.
Kathleen Willey hits Paula Jones with a rana.
Linda Tripp counts: One, two, kickout.]
Chip: Incredible rana by Willey.
JV: Kathleen seems to be quite limber. I now know what Clinton saw in
her.
[There are lots of chants for Kathleen Willey.
Kathleen Willey whips Paula Jones into the ropes.
Kathleen Willey goes for a high kick, but Paula Jones blocks it.
Paula Jones executes a fist to the midsection on Kathleen Willey.
Paula Jones hits Kathleen Willey.
Kathleen Willey chops Paula Jones.
The crowd is really behind Kathleen Willey.
Kathleen Willey hits Paula Jones.
The crowd is really behind Kathleen Willey.
Kathleen Willey leaves the ring.
She returns with a chair.]
Chip: Kathleen Willey is bringing in a chair
VM: What on earth is she planning to do with it?
[Kathleen Willey runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Kathleen Willey goes for a leg lariat, but Paula Jones counters it with
a duck-down move.
Paula Jones goes for a choke against the ropes, but Kathleen Willey blocks it.
Kathleen Willey nails Paula Jones with a koppo kick.
Kathleen Willey nails Paula Jones with a faceslam.]
Chip: Where did Kathleen learn all these wrestling moves?
JV: From Bill Clinton's Porn collection!
[Paula Jones locks Kathleen Willey in a choke against the ropes.
Kathleen Willey breaks the hold after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Paula Jones tags out to Monica Lewinsky.
Monica Lewinsky goes for a kick to the midsection, but Kathleen Willey
blocks it.
Kathleen Willey takes Monica Lewinsky down with a high kick.
The chants for Kathleen Willey are deafening.
Linda Tripp removes the chair from the ring.
Kathleen Willey kicks Monica Lewinsky.
The crowd is going crazy.
Kathleen Willey kicks Monica Lewinsky.
Kathleen Willey nails Monica Lewinsky with a European uppercut.
Kathleen Willey goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Monica Lewinsky
blocks it.]
Fool: How come we can't have any of the hot women in the 3 way dance?
[Monica Lewinsky executes a jab on Kathleen Willey.
Monica Lewinsky whips Kathleen Willey into the turnbuckle, but Kathleen Willey
reverses it.
Monica Lewinsky comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection.
Kathleen Willey hits Monica Lewinsky with a flying karate chop.
Kathleen Willey hits Monica Lewinsky with a high kick.
Kathleen Willey nails Monica Lewinsky with a rana.
Linda Tripp counts: One, kickout.]
Chip: I don't know what you're talking about? I think Monica is quite
attractive.
JV: Are you kidding? She's worse than McMihn's wife!
VM: Hey!
[Kathleen Willey uses a double-axhandle chop on Monica Lewinsky.
Kathleen Willey uses a faceslam on Monica Lewinsky.
Kathleen Willey goes for a hiptoss, but Monica Lewinsky blocks it.
Monica Lewinsky punches Kathleen Willey.
The crowd is responding to Monica Lewinsky.
Monica Lewinsky hits Kathleen Willey.
The crowd is responding to Monica Lewinsky.
Monica Lewinsky chops Kathleen Willey.
The crowd is responding to Monica Lewinsky.
Kathleen Willey hits Monica Lewinsky.
Kathleen Willey has the crowd going wild.
Kathleen Willey uses an inverted atomic drop on Monica Lewinsky.
Kathleen Willey throws Monica Lewinsky out of the ring.
Kathleen Willey goes through the ropes.
Kathleen Willey goes for a high kick, but Monica Lewinsky blocks it.
Monica Lewinsky reenters the ring.
Kathleen Willey follows her back in.
Monica Lewinsky throws Kathleen Willey out of the ring.
Monica Lewinsky goes through the ropes.]
Fool: They're in, they're out, they're in, they're out. It's like when
Clinton spends a weekend with Chelsea's friends at Camp David.
[Monica Lewinsky executes a choke lift on Kathleen Willey.
Monica Lewinsky grabs a can of whip cream.
Monica Lewinsky hits her with the can of whip cream.]
JV: Lewinsky know 101 uses for whip cream.
VM: I don't get it.
JV: That doesn't surprise me.
[Kathleen Willey is busted wide open.
Monica Lewinsky goes for a stomp, but Kathleen Willey counters it with
a roll away.
The crowd is cheering on Kathleen Willey.
Kathleen Willey sets up a table.
Kathleen Willey sets up Monica Lewinsky on the table.]
Fool: Damn that table can hold a lot of weight.
[Kathleen Willey tries to drive Monica Lewinsky through the table with
an elbowdrop, but she moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
Monica Lewinsky hits her with the subpoena.]
Chip: Willey's been subpoenaed and she's not getting up from that one.
[Monica Lewinsky whips Kathleen Willey into the guardrail.
Monica Lewinsky hits a forearm to the back on Kathleen Willey.
Monica Lewinsky knocks Kathleen Willey into the ringsteps.
The crowd is responding to Monica Lewinsky.
Monica Lewinsky hits her with subpoena.]
VM: How did she get the subpoena away from Ken Starr?
[Monica Lewinsky executes an elbowsmash on Kathleen Willey.
Monica Lewinsky sets up a table.
Monica Lewinsky hits her with subpoena.
Monica Lewinsky whips Kathleen Willey into the guardrail.
Monica Lewinsky is handed a tape recorder.
Monica Lewinsky hits her with the tape recorder.
The crowd is responding to Monica Lewinsky.
Monica Lewinsky hits her with the tape recorder.]
JV: Monica hasn't dealt this many blows since she's been in the oval
office.
[A small "Monica Lewinsky" chant is being started.
Monica Lewinsky hits her with a tape recorder.
The tape recorder is broken in half.]
Fool: There goes the evidence!
[They're brawling inside the ring area.
Monica Lewinsky goes for a kick to the thigh, but Kathleen Willey blocks it.
Kathleen Willey reenters the ring.
Monica Lewinsky follows her back in.
Monica Lewinsky chops Kathleen Willey.
The crowd is responding to Monica Lewinsky.
Monica Lewinsky kicks Kathleen Willey.
Monica Lewinsky hits Kathleen Willey.
Monica Lewinsky punches Kathleen Willey.]
Fool: So at our next PPV, are we having the Baywatch girls battle
royal.
JV: No, that took place in my hotel room last night.
[A small "Monica Lewinsky" chant is being started.
Kathleen Willey chops Monica Lewinsky.
A small "Kathleen Willey" chant is being started.
Kathleen Willey punches Monica Lewinsky.
Kathleen Willey is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Kathleen Willey kicks Monica Lewinsky.
Kathleen Willey runs into the ropes.
Kathleen Willey hits Monica Lewinsky with a shoulderblock.
Kathleen Willey is going for the pin.
Linda Tripp counts: One, two, kickout.]
VM: Only a two count there by Kathleen Willey.
Chip: We haven't had a lot of pinning attempts in this match.
JV: You'd think they'd be used to being pinned.
[Kathleen Willey tags out to Paula Jones.
Paula Jones hits a kick to the thigh on Monica Lewinsky.
Paula Jones whips Monica Lewinsky into the turnbuckle, but Monica Lewinsky
reverses it.
Monica Lewinsky executes a facebite on Paula Jones.]
Fool: And Howard Stern is missing out on all this great lesbian action.
[Monica Lewinsky takes Paula Jones down with a swinging punch.
Monica Lewinsky punches Paula Jones.
Monica Lewinsky chops Paula Jones.
The crowd is responding to Monica Lewinsky.
Monica Lewinsky punches Paula Jones.
The crowd is responding to Monica Lewinsky.
Monica Lewinsky gets a chokehold on Paula Jones.
Paula Jones reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Monica Lewinsky whips Paula Jones into the ropes, but Paula Jones reverses it.
Monica Lewinsky executes a roundhouse right on Paula Jones.]
VM: I wouldn't want to meet her in a dark alley.
JV: I think you're the only guy in town who hasn't met Lewinsky in a
dark alley.
[Monica Lewinsky takes Paula Jones down with a facerake.
Monica Lewinsky hits Paula Jones with a Vader attack.
Monica Lewinsky uses a ropeburn on Paula Jones.
Monica Lewinsky throws Paula Jones out of the ring.
Monica Lewinsky goes through the ropes.
A few fans are cheering on Monica Lewinsky.
Monica Lewinsky whips Paula Jones into the guardrail.
Monica Lewinsky hits a choke lift on Paula Jones.
Monica Lewinsky is handed a copy of Walt Whitman's "Leaves Of Grass".
Monica Lewinsky hits her with the copy of Walt Whitman's "Leaves Of Grass".
Paula Jones is busted wide open.]
JV: Lucky that book was a hardcover. If it was a paperback it wouldn't
have done any damage.
[Monica Lewinsky uses a Big Leg Drop on Paula Jones.]
Fool: Whatcha gonna do when Monica Lewinsky goes down on you?
[Monica Lewinsky knocks Paula Jones into the ringsteps.
Monica Lewinsky executes a mounted punch on Paula Jones.]
Chip: A what?
JV: I'm sure that's not all she's mounted.
[Monica Lewinsky is handed a tape recorder.
Monica Lewinsky hits her with the tape recorder.
A few fans are cheering on Monica Lewinsky.
Monica Lewinsky hits her with a tape recorder.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Monica Lewinsky executes a facebite on Paula Jones.
Monica Lewinsky hits her with a tape recorder.
Monica Lewinsky executes a facebite on Paula Jones.
Monica Lewinsky hits her with a tape recorder.
Monica Lewinsky hits Paula Jones with a facebite.]
Fool: Never say "Bite Me" to Monica Lewinsky.
[Monica Lewinsky whips Paula Jones into the guardrail.
Monica Lewinsky goes for a kick to the midsection, but Paula Jones blocks it.
Paula Jones hits Monica Lewinsky with a kick to the thigh.
Paula Jones takes Monica Lewinsky down with a fist to the midsection.
Paula Jones whips Monica Lewinsky into the guardrail.]
VM: And we have passed the 15 minute mark. Have you ever seen a match
like this.
Fool: Not since the last free weekend on the Playboy Channel.
[They're brawling inside the ring area.
Paula Jones uses a facerake on Monica Lewinsky.
Paula Jones takes Monica Lewinsky down with a back heel kick.
Paula Jones whips Monica Lewinsky into the guardrail.
Paula Jones knocks Monica Lewinsky into the ringsteps.]
Chip: Monica Lewinsky tastes the steel.
JV: I'm sure that's not all she's tasted.
[The crowd is really behind Paula Jones.
Paula Jones takes Monica Lewinsky down with a low blow.
Paula Jones knocks Monica Lewinsky into the ringsteps.
Monica Lewinsky is busted wide open.]
VM: All three women are bleeding now.
Fool: Well, you know it's that time of...
Chip: STOP!
[Paula Jones whips Monica Lewinsky into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Monica Lewinsky whips Paula Jones into the guardrail.
Monica Lewinsky goes for a bodyslam, but Paula Jones counters it with
a small package.]
JV: You know who else I've heard that has a small package?
[Paula Jones knocks Monica Lewinsky into the ringsteps.
There are lots of chants for Paula Jones.
Paula Jones takes Monica Lewinsky down with a slap.
Paula Jones executes a single-leg takedown on Monica Lewinsky.
Paula Jones goes for a slap, but Monica Lewinsky blocks it.
Monica Lewinsky throws Paula Jones back into the ring.]
Chip: Monica is taking this fight back into the ring.
[Monica Lewinsky executes the Header on Paula Jones.]
VM: Diving headbutt to the groin.
[A small "Head! Head! Head!" chant is being started.
Monica Lewinsky goes for the pin.
Linda Tripp counts: One, two, three.]
RA: Paula Jones has been eliminated.
Chip: And Paula Jones loses another battle.
Fool: And here in the SWF, there are no appeals, the decision of the
referee is final.
[The crowd is cheering on Monica Lewinsky.
Monica Lewinsky hits Kathleen Willey with a facerake.
Kathleen Willey is bleeding like a faucet.
Monica Lewinsky nails Kathleen Willey with a kick to the thigh.
Monica Lewinsky throws Kathleen Willey out of the ring.
Monica Lewinsky goes through the ropes.]
Chip: Even though these young ladies have never wrestled before, you
have to admire their dedication and intensity.
Fool: Don't tell me that these women haven't done any wrestling before.
[They're brawling inside the ring area.
Monica Lewinsky whips Kathleen Willey into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Monica Lewinsky goes for a hair pull, but Kathleen Willey counters it with
a kick to the midsection.
Kathleen Willey whips Monica Lewinsky into the guardrail.
Kathleen Willey nails Monica Lewinsky with a fist to the midsection.
Kathleen Willey whips Monica Lewinsky into the guardrail.
Kathleen Willey executes a chop on Monica Lewinsky.
Kathleen Willey nails Monica Lewinsky with a spin kick.
Kathleen Willey sets up Monica Lewinsky on the table.]
Chip: Lewinsky is in trouble and it looks like Willey is ready to go up
top.
JV: I'd like to see that.
[Kathleen Willey executes a frog splash through the table.
The table didn't break.
A small "Kathleen Willey" chant is being started.
Kathleen Willey goes for an atomic drop, but Monica Lewinsky counters it with
a facerake.
Monica Lewinsky whips Kathleen Willey into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Kathleen Willey knocks Monica Lewinsky into the ringsteps.]
VM: Wow, never before have I seen two women duke it out like this.
JV: Obviously you've never been to the Nightshift strip join on Thursday
nights.
[The crowd is cheering on Kathleen Willey.
Kathleen Willey takes Monica Lewinsky down with a double-axhandle chop.
Kathleen Willey goes for a flying hip attack, but Monica Lewinsky
counters it with a German suplex.
Monica Lewinsky knocks Kathleen Willey into the ringsteps.
The crowd is responding to Monica Lewinsky.
Monica Lewinsky uses a choke lift on Kathleen Willey.
Monica Lewinsky knocks Kathleen Willey into the ringsteps.
Monica Lewinsky whips Kathleen Willey into the guardrail.
Monica Lewinsky whips Kathleen Willey into the guardrail.]
Chip: Lewinsky using hew large size to her advantage.
[Monica Lewinsky gives Chip a dirty look.
Monica Lewinsky uses a slap on Kathleen Willey.
Monica Lewinsky knocks Kathleen Willey into the ringsteps.
Monica Lewinsky reenters the ring.
Kathleen Willey follows her back in.]
Fool: You've pissed her off Chip. Now you're never going to score.
[Kathleen Willey brings the table into the ring.
Monica Lewinsky whips Kathleen Willey into the turnbuckle, but Kathleen Willey
reverses it.
Kathleen Willey runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Monica Lewinsky
moves out of the way.
Monica Lewinsky executes a forearm to the back on Kathleen Willey.
Monica Lewinsky hits a football tackle on Kathleen Willey.]
Chip: Willey is down and Monica is standing over her.
Fool: Talk about role reversal.
[Monica Lewinsky hits a facerake on Kathleen Willey.
Monica Lewinsky punches Kathleen Willey.
The crowd is responding to Monica Lewinsky.
Kathleen Willey chops Monica Lewinsky.
Kathleen Willey kicks Monica Lewinsky.
The crowd is cheering on Kathleen Willey.
Kathleen Willey uses a chop on Monica Lewinsky.
Kathleen Willey kicks Monica Lewinsky.
Kathleen Willey punches Monica Lewinsky.
Monica Lewinsky kicks Kathleen Willey.
Monica Lewinsky is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Kathleen Willey chops Monica Lewinsky.
The crowd is going crazy.
Kathleen Willey chops Monica Lewinsky.
The chants for Kathleen Willey are deafening.]
Chip: The crowd senses that this match is reaching the end.
JV: Don't you mean climax?
[Monica Lewinsky punches Kathleen Willey.
Monica Lewinsky takes Kathleen Willey down with a swinging punch.
Monica Lewinsky uses a forearm to the back on Kathleen Willey.
Kathleen Willey executes an atomic drop on Monica Lewinsky.
Kathleen Willey hits Monica Lewinsky with a fist to the midsection.
Kathleen Willey sets up Monica Lewinsky on the table.
Kathleen Willey tries to drive Monica Lewinsky through the table with
a flying bodypress, but she moves out of the way.
The table didn't break.]
JV: Willey is use to doing on these dives off the headboard.
VM: Willey nearly killed her self on that table
[The crowd is really behind Monica Lewinsky.
Monica Lewinsky executes the Header on Kathleen Willey.
The crowd is really behind Monica Lewinsky.]
Fool: You go girl!
[Monica Lewinsky goes for the pin.
Linda Tripp counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Monica Lewinsky.]
VM: What a incredible victory for Monica Lewinsky.
JV: Does this mean she's Clinton's top bitch now?
Fool: I hear she plans on using the money to pay for her next
liposuction.
JV: Well she's going to have win 5 more matches to get the job done.
RA: The winner is Monica Lewinsky!! In a time of 25:29!
Chip: Well it's been a spectacular show so far. The Fool and I will
see Tuesday Night at Madison Square Garden. Where Doug Bacon makes his
return to Triumphant Tuesday!
Fool: We leave you to the tender mercies of these two fossils. So long
suckers!
[The Fool runs off as Johnny lunges at him.]
JV: Why that little punk...
VM: It's ok. They're not going anywhere.
JV: And how do you know that?
VM: Because Fool parked in a handicapped spot, so I had it towed.
JV: All right! You the man!
VM: Why thank you. Now before we get to the Toughman title match,
congratulations to Endless Fury, Gods Tears and Headhunter on their new
title reigns. Also, we have some news on Equalizer. He was taken to
nearby John Hopkins Hospital. The doctors say he has extensive muscle
and ligament damage done to both legs as well as a hairline fracture.
The doctors do say that due to the excellent condition he was in, we
could expect to see a recovery within 3-6 weeks. And if you're
wondering why Flash was arrested at the end of his lumberjack match with
Gods Tears, well, Flash was out on early parole, however, he had to be
under the guidance of Higgins. But since Flash attacked Higgins,
Higgins decided it was time for him to return to jail. I'm sure we'll
hear more from Higgins on the situation later on in the week. Now let's
go to Rick Ascott for the next match.
RA: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is for the SWF Toughman
Championship. ["Enter Sandman" by Metallica starts to play.]
Introducing first, from the U.S.A., weighing in at 320 pounds, here is
former SWF Toughman Champion, Sandman!!
[The lights in the arena turn blue and a sandlike substance falls down
from the ceiling as Sandman makes his way to the ring. The crowd boos
loudly. Sandman enters the ring as the music dies down and "Look Into
My Eyes" by Bone Thugs 'n Harmony starts to play.]
RA: And his opponent, from the Phillipines, weighing in at 245 pounds,
here is the SWF Toughman Champion, "Tiger" Tom Pho!!
[Tom Pho emerges from the entrance. He is wearing the belt around his
waist. Several fireworks go off as he walks down the aisle. The fans
are cheering him on. He enters the ring. He stares at Sandman. Blue
Oyster Cult starts to play "Godzilla" Brian Frenck walks out onto the
platform.]
BF: All right guys. You want to know what type of match this is going
to be, right? Well, I've been hearing about how you guys are going to
bury each other, and you guys have been dumping sand and dirt on each
other, so I figured, hey, right not play off of that? Don't worry I'm
not going to do a buried alive match. What kinda lame wrestling
organization would do a match like that? No, it's going to be a casket
match. [The roadies start wheeling out a casket to the ring.] First
one to get their opponent in the casket and close the lid wins. Have
fun guys.
[The roadies are now setting the casket along side of the ring. Tom Pho
takes off his belt and hands it to Scott Thomas who holds the belt above
his head then hands it to someone at ringside.]
VM: So Brian Frenck has decided to make it a casket match. I know
Sandman has experience in those type of matches, but I'm not so sure
about Tom Pho.
JV: I don't think he's ever been in one.
VM: There's the bell.
[They lock up.
Sandman hits Tom Pho with an enzuigiri.
Sandman hits Tom Pho with a kick to the midsection.
Sandman takes Tom Pho down with a dropkick to the knee.
Sandman hits an armdrag takedown on Tom Pho.]
VM: Sandman off to a very quick start.
JV: Wouldn't it be ironic if Tom Pho loses his belt after just now
getting it back?
[Sandman goes for a powerslam, but Tom Pho counters it with a lariat.
Tom Pho takes Sandman down with a superkick.
Tom Pho hits Sandman with a tiger suplex.
Tom Pho is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sandman hits Tom Pho with a Tombstone.
Sandman hits Tom Pho with a jack-knife power bomb.]
VM: That kick and suplex had no effect on Sandman.
[Sandman goes for a neck snap, but Tom Pho blocks it.
Tom Pho nails Sandman with the Stinger Splash.
The crowd is really behind Tom Pho.
Tom Pho hits Sandman with a flying lariat.
Tom Pho takes Sandman down with a spinebuster slam.
Tom Pho has the crowd going wild.
Tom Pho runs into the ropes.
Sandman hits Tom Pho with a backdrop.
Sandman locks Tom Pho in a sleeperhold.]
VM: Sandman has a sleeper on! and he is one of the best in the league
in applying that hold.
JV: Yeah but he's gotta get him in the coffin. Getting him to submit or
pass out isn't going to get him the belt.
VM: Very true.
[Tom Pho tries to escape the hold.
Tom Pho tries to fight the pain.
Tom Pho reaches the ropes after being trapped for 32 seconds.
Sandman goes for a football tackle, but Tom Pho counters it with a side step.
Tom Pho takes Sandman down with a flying lariat.
Tom Pho throws Sandman out of the ring.
Tom Pho jumps onto him with a plancha, but Sandman moves out of the
way.]
VM: Pho went for a high risk maneuver there and it cost him.
[The crowd is giving Sandman a standing ovation.
Sandman goes for a kick to the midsection, but Tom Pho blocks it.
Tom Pho reenters the ring.
Sandman follows him back in.]
JV: Well what fun was that? It's a toughman match. Once your outside,
you stay outside.
[Tom Pho hits a reverse neckbreaker on Sandman.
The chants for Tom Pho are deafening.
Tom Pho whips Sandman into the ropes.
Sandman goes for a football tackle, but Tom Pho counters it with
a kick to the head.
Tom Pho goes for a clothesline, but Sandman counters it with a duck-down move.
Sandman chops Tom Pho.
Sandman has the crowd going wild.
Sandman hits Tom Pho.]
VM: Now Sandman has tried on several occasions to win back the Toughman
belt since losing it to Phoenix. And if he doesn't win it here tonight,
he probably will not be considered for another shot for several months.
[The crowd is going crazy.
Sandman kicks Tom Pho.
Sandman has the crowd going wild.
Tom Pho punches Sandman.
Sandman punches Tom Pho.
Sandman hits a double underhook piledriver on Tom Pho.
Sandman whips Tom Pho into the ropes, but Tom Pho reverses it.
Tom Pho hits Sandman with a clothesline.
Sandman falls out of the ring.
Tom Pho goes through the ropes.]
JV: All right, let's see if they stay outside this time.
[They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tom Pho hits a flying lariat on Sandman.
Tom Pho knocks Sandman into the ringsteps.
Tom Pho hits a spinebuster slam on Sandman.]
VM: Despite being greatly outsized, Tom Pho is all over Sandman.
[They're brawling inside the ring area.
Sandman goes for a sleeperhold, but Tom Pho counters it with a jawbreaker.
Tom Pho knocks Sandman into the ringsteps.
Tom Pho nails Sandman with a piledriver.
Tom Pho knocks Sandman into the ringsteps.]
JV: And he's using those steps to work on Sandman. he knows that he's
the smaller guy and that he's going to have to do some "dirty" fighting
to win this match.
[They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tom Pho goes for a back heel kick, but Sandman counters it with a legsweep.
Sandman grabs the ring bell.
Sandman hits him with the ring bell.
The chants for Sandman are deafening.
Sandman hits him with the ring bell.
Tom Pho is busted wide open.]
VM: Oh my! Blood now flowing from the forehead of Tom Pho. And things
don't look good for the defending champ.
[Sandman goes for a powerslam, but Tom Pho counters it with a roundhouse kick.
Tom Pho whips Sandman into the guardrail.
Tom Pho executes a back heel kick on Sandman.
Tom Pho whips Sandman into the guardrail.
Sandman is busted wide open.]
JV: No sweat. Tom Pho returns the favor.
[Tom Pho nails Sandman with a spinebuster slam.
Tom Pho nails Sandman with a spin kick.
Tom Pho locks Sandman in a sleeperhold.
Tom Pho knocks Sandman into the ringsteps.
The crowd is going crazy.
Tom Pho whips Sandman into the guardrail.
Tom Pho knocks Sandman into the ringpost.]
JV: I have never seen Tom Pho this vicious. If he were like this all
the time, I might actually like him.
[Tom Pho has the crowd going wild.
Tom Pho knocks Sandman into the ringpost.
Tom Pho hits an elbowsmash on Sandman.
Tom Pho whips Sandman into the guardrail.
Tom Pho whips Sandman into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.]
VM: Sandman is just taking a beating from the hands of Tom Pho.
[Sandman uses a kick to the midsection on Tom Pho.
Sandman knocks Tom Pho into the ringsteps.
Sandman knocks Tom Pho into the ringsteps.]
JV: That's it Sandman! Show him how it's done!
[The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Sandman goes for a clothesline, but Tom Pho counters it with a duck-down move.
Tom Pho takes Sandman down with a bodyslam.
Tom Pho goes for a back heel kick, but Sandman counters it with a legsweep.
Sandman throws Tom Pho back into the ring.]
VM: And back inside they go.
JV: Damn. Much more exciting when they're out of the ring.
[Tom Pho goes for a tiger suplex, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman goes for a backbreaker, but Tom Pho blocks it.
Tom Pho kicks Sandman.
The chants for Tom Pho are deafening.
Tom Pho chops Sandman.
Tom Pho hits Sandman with a DDT.
The crowd is going crazy.
Tom Pho executes the Tiger Claw Heart Punch on Sandman.]
VM: There's Tiger's finisher! and that just knocked Sandman right off
his feet. Sandman now struggling to get back up.
[Tom Pho takes Sandman down with a kick to the midsection.
Sandman executes a double underhook piledriver on Tom Pho.
Sandman gets a bearhug on Tom Pho.
Tom Pho is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Tom Pho reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Sandman whips Tom Pho into the ropes, but Tom Pho reverses it.
Sandman misses with an elbow.
Sandman misses with a clothesline.
Tom Pho catches Sandman in a sleeperhold.]
VM: Tom Pho now trying to put Sandman under with a sleeper of his own!
JV: No way. Never happen.
[Sandman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Tom Pho runs into the ropes.
Tom Pho misses with a clothesline.
Sandman hits Tom Pho with a shoulderblock.
Sandman whips Tom Pho into the ropes.
Sandman hits Tom Pho with a kick.
Sandman whips Tom Pho into the turnbuckle.
Sandman executes a Frankensteiner on Tom Pho.]
Vm: I am very impressed that man of Sandman's size can pull of moves
like that.
[The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sandman.
Sandman hits a choke slam on Tom Pho.
Sandman goes for a Tombstone, but Tom Pho reverses it.
Tom Pho has the crowd going wild.
Tom Pho whips Sandman into the turnbuckle.
Tom Pho runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Sandman lifts his
knee.]
JV: Never put your head down. You take your eyes off your opponent,
he's going to do something like that.
[The crowd is giving Sandman a standing ovation.
Sandman hits Tom Pho with a thrust kick to the head.
Sandman nails Tom Pho with a short clothesline.
Sandman tries to put Tom Pho in the Casket.
Tom Pho blocks it.
Tom Pho hits Sandman with a tiger suplex.
Tom Pho hits Sandman with a flying lariat.
Tom Pho executes a piledriver on Sandman.]
VM: Tom Pho fighting with a sense of urgency now after Sandman almost
got him in the coffin.
[There are lots of chants for Tom Pho.
Tom Pho goes for a tiger suplex, but Sandman counters it with a backward kick.
Sandman executes the Sleeperhold on Tom Pho.]
VM: Sandman has his patented sleeper on!!
[Tom Pho is struggling to reach the ropes.
Tom Pho is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Tom Pho tries to escape the hold.
Tom Pho is writhing in pain.]
JV: Now if sandman can get Pho to pass out, it'll be real easy to put
him in that casket and shut the lid.
[Scott Thomas asks Tom Pho if he's still there.
Tom Pho nods.
Scott Thomas asks Tom Pho if he's still there.
Tom Pho nods.
Scott Thomas asks Tom Pho if he's had enough.
Tom Pho shakes his head.]
VM: How much more of this can Tom take? He;s been in that sleeper for
about 30 seconds.
[Tom Pho summons one last burst of energy.
Scott Thomas asks Tom Pho if he should stop the fight.
Tom Pho shakes his head.
Scott Thomas asks Tom Pho if he should stop the fight.
Tom Pho shakes his head.
Tom Pho is writhing in pain.
Scott Thomas asks Tom Pho if he's still there.
Tom Pho breaks the hold the fight after 44 seconds.]
VM: Finally after about 45 seconds, Tom Pho manages to break the hold.
JV: But the damage has been done. He's easy pickens now.
[Sandman executes the Sleeperhold on Tom Pho.
Tom Pho is struggling to reach the ropes.
Tom Pho is valiantly trying to break the hold.]
VM: And Sandman is going back to the sleeper!
JV: I'm not sure I agree with his strategy. Sure if Pho in unconscious,
winning is easy, but he survived 45 seconds last time, so I would just
hit him with a couple high impact moves and then go for the win.
[Tom Pho tries to fight the pain.]
VM: Pho is again struggling to get out of the Sleeperhold.
[Tom Pho breaks the hold after 33 seconds.
Tom Pho executes the Tiger Claw Heart Punch on Sandman.]
VM: And not only does he break the hold, but he immediately nails
Sandman with that heart punch.
JV: yeah but Sandman is still on his feet. So obviously being in the
sleeper for a while took the strength away from that punch.
[The crowd is going crazy.
Tom Pho runs into the ropes.
Sandman misses with a clothesline.
Sandman hits Tom Pho with a backdrop.
Tom Pho falls out of the ring.
Sandman goes through the ropes.]
JV: All right! More hardcore action!
[Sandman nails Tom Pho with a neck snap.
Sandman throws Tom Pho back into the ring.]
JV: BOOO!!!!
[Sandman goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Tom Pho counters it with
a duck-down move.
Tom Pho hits Sandman with an elbowsmash.
Tom Pho punches Sandman.
Tom Pho kicks Sandman.
Tom Pho kicks Sandman.]
VM: Tom Pho now in a martial arts frenzy.
[The crowd is going crazy.
Tom Pho goes for a spinebuster slam, but Sandman counters it with a kneelift.
Sandman whips Tom Pho into the turnbuckle.
Tom Pho uses a knee to the back on Sandman.
Tom Pho nails Sandman with a flying lariat.
Tom Pho throws Sandman out of the ring.
Tom Pho jumps onto him with a plancha.
The chants for Tom Pho are deafening.]
JV: They better not take it right back inside the ring.
[They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tom Pho knocks Sandman into the ringsteps.
Tom Pho takes Sandman down with a kick to the midsection.
Tom Pho whips Sandman into the guardrail.
Tom Pho executes a clothesline on Sandman.
Tom Pho whips Sandman into the guardrail.
Tom Pho whips Sandman into the guardrail.]
VM: Pho continues his onslaught on the outside.
JV: I hate to say it, but Tom Pho could very well walk out of here as
champion. He is really dominating on the outside.
[They're brawling inside the ring area.
Sandman nails Tom Pho with a jack-knife power bomb.
Sandman knocks Tom Pho into the ringpost.
The crowd is giving Sandman a standing ovation.
Sandman whips Tom Pho into the guardrail.
Sandman grabs some brass knuckles.
Sandman hits him with the knuckles.
Sandman whips Tom Pho into the guardrail.]
JV: Maybe I spoke too soon.
[Sandman takes Tom Pho down with a double underhook backbreaker.
Sandman tries to put Tom Pho in the Casket.
Sandman stuffs Tom Pho in the Casket.
Sandman closes the lid.
The chants for Sandman are deafening.]
VM: He did it! That backbreaker put him away! We have a new Toughman
Champion!!
["Enter Sandman" by Metallica starts to play. Sandman runs over and
grabs the Toughman belt.]
RA: Here is your winner, and new SWF Toughman Champion, Sandman!! In a
time of 21:08!
[Sandman holds the belt over his head as he walks back to the locker
rooms. Tom Pho crawls out of the casket, while holding his back.]
VM: A great match by both men.
JV: Indeed. But this proves that good guys always do finish last.
VM: Well so far we've had 3 title changes and our first ever TV
Champion. Want to see if we have one more title change?
JV: Sure. Why not?
VM: Ok, let's go down to Rick Ascott for our final match.
RA: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is time for our main event. The following
match is for the SWF World Championship. ["Rock 'n Roll All Nite" by
Kiss starts to play.] Introducing first, being led to the ring by his
manager, Jukebox Hero, from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 237 pounds,
here is Rock 'n Roll Animal!!
[Animal and Jukebox come out of the entrance. Several fireworks go off.
Jukebox slaps hands with several of the fans. The crowd is cheering him
on. He enters the ring as the music dies down and "Money" by Pink Floyd
starts to play.]
RA: And his opponent, being led to the ring by his bodyguards, Mr. Jones
and Mr. Smith, from New York City, New York, weighing in at 240 pounds,
here is the reigning SWF World Champion, Mr. Shhh!!
[The three men emerge from the entrance. Mr. Jones is carrying the SWF
World belt and is proudly displaying it to the fans. The crowd boos
loudly as Mr. Shhh enters the ring.]
VM: All right. Mr. Shhh promised this shot to Animal when he left the
Gangstas since Animal gave up his shot for Mr. Shhh at Ides Of March.
And there's the bell!
[They lock up.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a lariat on Mr. Shhh.
Rock 'n Roll Animal is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
VM: Animal trying to get the quick win.
JV: Not a bad idea. I'd say Shhh definitely has more stamina, so this
match will favor him the longer it goes.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal gets a sleeperhold on Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mr. Shhh reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a lariat on Mr. Shhh.
Rock 'n Roll Animal air guitars.]
JV: Now I actually like it when Animal air guitars.
VM: You do? Why?
JV: Because he's not playing a real guitar.
[A small "Rock 'n Roll Animal" chant is being started.
Rock 'n Roll Animal nails Mr. Shhh with a dropkick.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a sleeperhold, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
a jawbreaker.
Mr. Shhh hits a spinebuster slam on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
The crowd is really behind Mr. Shhh.]
VM: Huge spinebuster!
JV: I think Mr. Shhh could've gotten the pin there.
[Mr. Shhh hits a fist to the midsection on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Mr. Shhh whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes, but Rock 'n Roll Animal
reverses it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal misses with a clothesline.
Rock 'n Roll Animal misses with an elbow.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Mr. Shhh with an elbow.]
JV: Animal may want to get his eyes checked too.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal hits a legsweep on Mr. Shhh.
Rock 'n Roll Animal nails Mr. Shhh with a side suplex.
The crowd is responding to Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal uses a dropkick on Mr. Shhh.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a legsweep on Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a swinging punch, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh goes for a faceslam, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Mr. Shhh with a bodyslam.]
VM: Animal all over Shhh.
JV: Like I said, Animal has to try to win this within 5 minutes.
Anything longer than that, Shhh will win it.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh misses with a shoulderblock.
Rock 'n Roll Animal misses with an elbow.
Rock 'n Roll Animal and Mr. Shhh get hit with a double clothesline.]
VM: Animal of course is the leader of the group called the Revolution
that has been stirring interest the past couple days.
JV: 2 things really pissed me off about that. 1, it's already guys in
the league. Big deal. 2, apparently Kirsten is already taken. hell if
I know why she's with Headhunter when she could be with a real man like
myself.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal punches Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is responding to Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Mr. Shhh.
Rock 'n Roll Animal is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Rock 'n Roll Animal kicks Mr. Shhh.]
VM: Mr. Shhh really needs to get some offense going or we will see our
fourth title change of the night.
[The crowd is cheering on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a lariat, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh hits a kneebreaker on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Mr. Shhh goes for a dragon suplex, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with
a go-behind.
Rock 'n Roll Animal uses an atomic drop on Mr. Shhh.
Rock 'n Roll Animal gets a sleeperhold on Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh tries to escape the hold.]
VM: Animal now with a sleeperhold.
JV: yeah, but he's no Sandman.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal lets go after 16 seconds.]
JV: And he proved it because Sandman would never do something stupid
like letting go.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Mr. Shhh with a legsweep.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Mr. Shhh into the turnbuckle.
Rock 'n Roll Animal charges into the corner, but Mr. Shhh lifts his leg.
The crowd is really behind Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a dropkick to the knee.
Mr. Shhh goes for a German suplex, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Rock 'n Roll Animal uses a back heel kick on Mr. Shhh.
Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Mr. Shhh down with a legsweep.
Rock 'n Roll Animal air guitars.]
VM: I'll have you know that Animal is actually a good guitar player.
JV: You said the same thing about Deaf Leopard.
[A small "Rock 'n Roll Animal" chant is being started.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a brain buster, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
a small package.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mr. Shhh chops Rock 'n Roll Animal.]
JV: How far are we in the match?
VM: We just passed the four minute mark.
JV: And notice that now Shhh is taking over. I told you. Animal
doesn't have the endurance.
[Mr. Shhh punches Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Mr. Shhh is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Mr. Shhh runs into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Mr. Shhh with a side suplex.
Rock 'n Roll Animal nails Mr. Shhh with a punch.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Mr. Shhh into the turnbuckle.
Rock 'n Roll Animal runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Mr. Shhh lifts his
knee.
Mr. Shhh nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with a thrust kick to the head.
Mr. Shhh is getting a good reaction from the crowd.]
JV: Can I call them or what?
VM: I wouldn't count Animal just yet. He seems to be holding his own
still.
[Mr. Shhh goes for a sleeperhold, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a flying sunset flip on Mr. Shhh.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits a bodyslam on Mr. Shhh.
Rock 'n Roll Animal is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.]
VM: As a matter of fact, there are two very near pins for Animal.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Mr. Shhh with a swinging punch.
Rock 'n Roll Animal runs into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh misses with a kick.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Mr. Shhh with a kick.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Mr. Shhh with a legsweep.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes, but Mr. Shhh reverses it.
Mr. Shhh puts Rock 'n Roll Animal in a sleeperhold.]
VM: Sleeper!
JV: And you know Sandman's probably been teaching Shhh a few things
about how to apply that hold.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Mr. Shhh whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh hits a faceslam on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Mr. Shhh takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a thrust kick to the head.
The crowd is really behind Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh executes a low blow on Rock 'n Roll Animal.]
JV: Time please?
VM: Five minutes, 10 seconds in.
JV: Told ya. Shhh has it won.
[Mr. Shhh executes a Tombstone on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
There are lots of chants for Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a shoulderblock.
Mr. Shhh uses a fist to the midsection on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Mr. Shhh goes for a bow-and-arrow submission, but Rock 'n Roll Animal
blocks it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes, but Mr. Shhh reverses
it.]
VM: Animal is definitely having his problems now.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for an Asai moonsault, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
a Tombstone.
In turn, Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with a slidedown.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits a backslide on Mr. Shhh.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh punches Rock 'n Roll Animal.
The crowd is going crazy.
Rock 'n Roll Animal chops Mr. Shhh.]
VM: Well I don't believe your theory Johnny.
JV: I've never been wrong before.
VM: Please! You're the one that said Storm and Christian would be
introducing Marc Jasper tonight.
JV: I don't recall that.
[The crowd is responding to Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal punches Mr. Shhh.
A small "Rock 'n Roll Animal" chant is being started.
Mr. Shhh chops Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Mr. Shhh chops Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal punches Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is responding to Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Mr. Shhh.
A small "Rock 'n Roll Animal" chant is being started.
Rock 'n Roll Animal nails Mr. Shhh with a brain buster.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Mr. Shhh with a lariat.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but
Mr. Shhh counters it with a roll away.]
VM: Animal took too much time setting up for that move.
[The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Mr. Shhh whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh executes a faceslam on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Mr. Shhh runs into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Mr. Shhh with a kick.
Rock 'n Roll Animal is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Mr. Shhh into the turnbuckle, but Mr. Shhh
reverses it.
Mr. Shhh runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Rock 'n Roll Animal
moves out of the way.]
JV: Ack!
VM: Mr. Shhh just went shoulder first into that steel ring post.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Mr. Shhh.
Rock 'n Roll Animal kicks Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh chops Rock 'n Roll Animal.
The chants for Mr. Shhh are deafening.
Mr. Shhh hits Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is cheering on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal chops Mr. Shhh.
Rock 'n Roll Animal is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Rock 'n Roll Animal runs into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a dropkick to the knee.]
JV: Now that's how you stop a rhino from charging.
VM: I thought you gave it an American Express card.
JV: I'm not going to let you get that Visa plug in.
VM: It's ok, you just got it in for me.
JV: Doh!
[Mr. Shhh whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes, but Rock 'n Roll Animal
reverses it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Mr. Shhh down with a slap.
Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Mr. Shhh down with a knee to the back.
Mr. Shhh uses a thrust kick to the head on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
The crowd is going crazy.
Mr. Shhh takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a German suplex.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.]
VM: Only a two count.
JV: And it's Matarese counting so I can't blame the ref for the count.
[The crowd is behind Mr. Shhh all the way.
Mr. Shhh uses a belly-to-back suplex on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Mr. Shhh puts Rock 'n Roll Animal in the STF.
Rock 'n Roll Animal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Mr. Shhh locks Rock 'n Roll Animal in a sleeperhold.]
VM: Mr. Shhh now with a series of submission holds.
JV: And you're going to heal that high pitch squeal form Animal any
minute now.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Mr. Shhh puts Rock 'n Roll Animal in a figure-four sleeper.
Rock 'n Roll Animal summons one last burst of energy.]
VM: Animal got out of one sleeper only to get caught in a different type
of sleeper.
[Mark Matarese asks Rock 'n Roll Animal if he's had enough.
Rock 'n Roll Animal shakes his head.]
JV: Say night night!
[Rock 'n Roll Animal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 21
seconds.]
JV: What?! No!
[Mr. Shhh goes for an armlock leglock submission, but Rock 'n Roll Animal
blocks it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal kicks Mr. Shhh.
Rock 'n Roll Animal has the crowd going wild.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh chops Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Mr. Shhh hits Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Mr. Shhh punches Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal kicks Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh hits Rock 'n Roll Animal.]
VM: And now both men are duking it out in the ring.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is really behind Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal runs into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a shoulderblock.
Mr. Shhh whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes.
Mr. Jones pulls down the top rope.
Mr. Shhh goes through the ropes.]
VM: Mr. Jones helping his boss out there.
JV: That's the importance of bringing people down to the ring. And
notice that Jukebox hasn't done a damn thing so far.
[The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Jones comes from behind and distracts Rock 'n Roll Animal.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mr. Shhh nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with a German suplex.
Mark Matarese counts: 1.
Rock 'n Roll Animal is busted wide open.]
JV: Oh too bad. The Animal got a cut on his head. What a shame.
[Mr. Shhh nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with a backbreaker.
Mark Matarese counts: 2.
Mr. Shhh hits a backbreaker on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Mr. Shhh reenters the ring.
Rock 'n Roll Animal follows him back in.]
VM: And they're back on the inside.
JV: Oh look. It's Rosie O'Donnell. And I think she's singing.
[Mr. Shhh catches Rock 'n Roll Animal totally by surprise.
Mr. Shhh executes the Peacemaker on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Mr. Shhh goes for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three.]
JV: Did I call that or what?
VM: You certainly did.
["Money" by Pink Floyd Starts to play as Mr. Jones hands Mr. Smith the
World Belt. The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
RA: The winner, and still World Champion, is Mr. Shhh!! In a time of
11:41!
VM: Well that was a great match. As were all of the matches. We are
out of time. For all of us here at SWF, we thank you for your support
for the past year and look forward to another year of great sports
entertainment. So long.
[fade to black.]
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