[The arena is packed full with cheering crowds as the camera pans from
overhead.  The cameras switch to a ringside shot of the crowd, where people
can be seen wearing various SWF shirts and hats. A few signs in the crowd read
"Only the Dead Die Young!", "Thugs Rule!", and a long banner across one entire
set of guardrails that reads "Does Shoko do birthday parties?"
     The camera changes to the SWF logo on the upper half of the screen. A
dagger flies from the right side of the screen, and underlines the logo. Blood
drips from the blade, forming the words 'Ides of March: Free For All'. A final
camera change puts in view the commentators for the Free For All match.]

Commentator #1: "Good evening, Everyone!"

Commentator #2: "Not yet it's not. The action hasn't started yet."

Commentator #1: "Welcome to the Ides of March Free for All. I'm your host,
Terrance Williams, and joining me are my partners in crime, Rickey Jones, and
Aleshia Micheals."

Aleshia: "The only crime you two boys are commiting, is a fashion crime.
Rickey, where did you find such a hideous shirt?"

Rickey: "Well, it's nice to see Aleshia is back to her usual, cheery self."

Terrance: "We have a great night planned for you tonight, and it all starts
right here, with the Free For All."

Rickey: "What do you mean 'we'? This is an SWF event, Terr."

Aleshia: "Rickey, do you EVER read your memos?"

Rickey: "On occasion, why?"

Terrance: "Because, starting this Thursday evening, we are the announcers for
SWF's Around the World broadcast program."

Aleshia: "Broadcast program? Hello! Take a step into the 90's, please."

Rickey: "Well, enough about that for right now. How about we inform people what
we are going to see tonight?"

Terrance: "Good idea. In our Free for All extranaganza, we will see Panzer
Sturm taking on Axel Mate of the TTK."

Aleshia: "Oh goodie. A nazi taking on an alley thug."

Terrance: "Mr Sturm does not like being called a Nazi."

Aleshia: "Good for Mr Nazi. I am paid to give my opinion, and that's what I
give. If Mr Nazi don't like it, then he can just ....."

Rickey: "Whoa! Hold it right there, Aleshia. This is a family rated show."

Aleshia: "I can fix that problem right quick."

Terrance: "Alright. The hands on my watch tell me it's time for our first
match."

Aleshia: "The hands on my watch tell me it's time to find a new job..."

Rickey: "Well, let's get this show rolling, shall we? We have a lot of ground
to cover."

Terrance: "Yes, we do. Right now, let's turn things over to ring announcer
Steve Denmar."

[The camera switches to an in-ring shot. A man in a tuxedo stands in the centre
of the ring, holding a microphone.]

Steve: "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Ides of March! Our first match
this evening, is the Free for All spectactular. About to make his way down the
aisle..."

[The lights dim, with two spotlights circling the arena as an air raid siren
sounds.]

Steve: "From Bremen, Germany, he is...Panzer Sturm!"

['Drug Against War' by KMFDM plays over the speakers as Panzer marches to the
ring, followed by his manager, Fraulein Domina. He enters the ring, and is
ignoring the crowd.]

Steve: "His opponent, from Libson Portugal..."

[Fireworks go off at the entrance as 'Planet Boom' by Tommy Lee plays.]

Steve: "Coming in at 234lbs...here is the Hammer...Axel Mate!"

[Axel walks to the ring, and climbs between the ropes. He poses for the crowd
as a firework display goes off behind him. The crowd pops, as Steve steps out
of the ring.]

Terrance: "And Ides of March is officially underway!"

Rickey: "Only one match to go before those who havent ordered this PPV lose
it."

[They lock up.
Axel Mate goes for a piledriver, but Panzer Sturm blocks it.
Panzer Sturm catches Axel Mate in a sleeperhold.
Axel Mate is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Panzer Sturm lets go after 12 seconds.
Panzer Sturm whips Axel Mate into the turnbuckle, but Axel Mate reverses it.
Axel Mate runs shoulder-first into the corner.]

Rickey: "The German is on the offensive."

Aleshia: "The only good thing to come from Germany was chocolate, and even it
pales in comparison to Dutch."

[Axel Mate uses a fireman's carry on Panzer Sturm.
Axel Mate throws Panzer Sturm out of the ring.
Axel Mate jumps onto him with a running elbowdrop.
Axel Mate uses a back suplex on Panzer Sturm.
Axel Mate attemps to place Panzer Sturm on the turnbuckle, but Panzer Sturm
blocks it.]

Terrance: "The Hammer turns the tables, taking this match over."

Rickey: "Both men have had their share of challenges, but I think the odds are
in favour of Axel Mate, the veteran of the two."

Aleshia: "Veteran? Of course he's a veteran. Look how old he is."

[Axel Mate goes for the Hammer Whacker Drop, but Panzer Sturm counters it with
a front-layout superplex.
Panzer Sturm takes Axel Mate down with an inverted power bomb.
Panzer Sturm whips Axel Mate into the guardrail.
Mark Matarese counts:  1.
Mark Matarese counts:  2.
Panzer Sturm reenters the ring.
Axel Mate follows him back in.]

Rickey: "A quick break to the outside."

[Panzer Sturm nails Axel Mate with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker.
There are lots of chants for Panzer Sturm.
Panzer Sturm whips Axel Mate into the ropes.
Axel Mate misses with a clothesline.
Panzer Sturm hits Axel Mate with a kick.
Panzer Sturm uses an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on Axel Mate.
Panzer Sturm is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
Panzer Sturm nails Axel Mate with a bulldog headlock.
The crowd is going crazy.]

Terrance: "Listen to that crowd! This is wonderful!"

Aleshia: "I think they all need glasses."

Terrance: "Why is that?"

Aleshia: "To be cheering for these two? Come on."

Terrance: "That's natural, Aleshia. They are getting into the spirit of the
event."

Aleshia: "With the event titled 'Ides of March', I'd be putting on a flak
jacket before someone gets too much into the spirit of it."

[Panzer Sturm throws Axel Mate out of the ring.
Mark Matarese counts: one, Axel Mate reenters the ring.
Panzer Sturm executes an elbowsmash on Axel Mate.
Panzer Sturm hits a German suplex on Axel Mate.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Panzer Sturm has the crowd going wild.
Panzer Sturm nails Axel Mate with a football tackle.
Panzer Sturm hits a backbreaker on Axel Mate.
Panzer Sturm nails Axel Mate with a short clothesline.
Panzer Sturm locks Axel Mate in a full nelson.
Axel Mate breaks the hold after 16 seconds.]

Rickey: "Impressive attempt by Panzer, but not quite successful."

Panzer Sturm whips Axel Mate into the ropes.
Axel Mate goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Panzer Sturm counters it with
a punch.
Panzer Sturm goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Axel Mate counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is going crazy.
Axel Mate executes a frog splash on Panzer Sturm.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The crowd is going crazy.]

Aleshia: "They have to be serving spiked drinks out there."

Terrance: "The crowd is enjoying their money's worth."

Rickey: "This is only a sample of what is to come tonight."

Aleshia: "Oh goody."

[Axel Mate hits a flying bulldog on Panzer Sturm.
The crowd is going crazy.
Axel Mate goes for a piledriver, but Panzer Sturm blocks it.
Panzer Sturm locks Axel Mate in a clawhold.
Axel Mate reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Panzer Sturm locks Axel Mate in a sleeperhold.
Panzer Sturm lets go after 14 seconds.
Panzer Sturm hits Axel Mate with a knee to the back.]

Rickey: "I think that may have been a mistake on Sturm's behalf."

Aleshia: "By showing up tonight? I think you're right."

Rickey: "No. By letting go of the sleeperhold."

Terrance: "Axel was clearly unaffected by it, so why keep the effort up?"

[Panzer Sturm gets a full nelson on Axel Mate.
Axel Mate reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Panzer Sturm whips Axel Mate into the turnbuckle.
Panzer Sturm charges into the corner, but Axel Mate moves out of the way.
Axel Mate takes Panzer Sturm down with a Victory Roll.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Axel Mate goes for a piledriver, but Panzer Sturm blocks it.
Panzer Sturm uses an earringer on Axel Mate.]

Rickey: "Ding dong! Earringer on The Hammer."

Aleshia: "No one's home. Call back later."

[Panzer Sturm goes for a clawhold, but Axel Mate counters it with a low blow.
Axel Mate goes for a European uppercut, but Panzer Sturm blocks it.
Panzer Sturm hits Axel Mate with a jawbreaker.
There are lots of chants for Panzer Sturm.
Panzer Sturm uses an inverted power bomb on Axel Mate.
Panzer Sturm is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Panzer Sturm whips Axel Mate into the ropes.
Fraulein Domina trips Axel Mate.
Mark Matarese warns Fraulein Domina.]

Terrance: "And interference on the part of Panzer's manager."

Aleshia: "A girl has to stand by her man."

Rickey: "I have heard that somewhere before...."

[Panzer Sturm executes a bulldog headlock on Axel Mate.
Mark Matarese is back on the job.
Panzer Sturm goes for a faceslam, but Axel Mate blocks it.
Axel Mate hits a back suplex on Panzer Sturm.
Axel Mate whips Panzer Sturm into the ropes, but Panzer Sturm reverses it.
Axel Mate hits Panzer Sturm with an elbow.
Axel Mate uses a powerslam on Panzer Sturm.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
A small "Axel Mate" chant is being started.]

Aleshia: "Listen to them. They cant make up their mind on who to cheer for."

Rickey: "It's called fun. Dont you know that?"

Aleshia: "I do. And this isnt it."

[Axel Mate throws Panzer Sturm out of the ring.
Axel Mate goes through the ropes.
Axel Mate takes Panzer Sturm down with a piledriver.
Mark Matarese counts:  1.
Axel Mate knocks Panzer Sturm into the ringsteps.
A small "Axel Mate" chant is being started.
Axel Mate takes Panzer Sturm down with a German suplex.
Mark Matarese counts:  2.
Axel Mate goes for a figure-four leglock, but Panzer Sturm counters it with
a small package.]

Terrance: "Nice counter by Panzer Sturm."

Rickey: "Both competitor's have been impressing this capacity crowd tonight."

Aleshia: "I have yet to be impressed."

[Panzer Sturm whips Axel Mate into the guardrail.
Panzer Sturm goes for a German suplex, but Axel Mate counters it with
a go-behind.
Axel Mate reenters the ring.
Panzer Sturm follows him back in.
Panzer Sturm brings the table into the ring.
Panzer Sturm hits Axel Mate with a Victory Roll.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Axel Mate takes Panzer Sturm down with a dropkick.]

Rickey: "A near fall by Sturm. But I am curious why that table is in the ring."

Aleshia: "Maybe they are going to have dinner together."

[Axel Mate hits a European uppercut on Panzer Sturm.
Axel Mate hits Panzer Sturm with a reverse neckbreaker.
Axel Mate is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Axel Mate places Panzer Sturm on the turnbuckle.
Axel Mate goes for the Hammer Whacker Drop, but Panzer Sturm counters it with
a front-layout superplex.
The crowd is really behind Panzer Sturm.]

Terrance: "Axel attempting his finisher, but its countered beautifully with a
superplex."

Aleshia: "And the crowd is cheering for the Nazi. Yet during WWII, they hated
them. Strange."

Rickey: "Can we not turn this into a politcal debate, please?"

[Panzer Sturm whips Axel Mate into the ropes.
Axel Mate hits Panzer Sturm with an elbow.
Axel Mate takes Panzer Sturm down with a fireman's carry.
Axel Mate executes a backbreaker on Panzer Sturm.
There are lots of chants for Axel Mate.
Axel Mate whips Panzer Sturm into the ropes.
Axel Mate goes for a bodyslam, but Panzer Sturm counters it with a small
package.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
Panzer Sturm places Axel Mate on the turnbuckle.
Panzer Sturm executes a belly-to-belly superplex on Axel Mate.]

Rickey: "And again with a near fall for the German. That has to be frustrating
him greatly."

Terrance: "Well, it could be the deciding factor in this match."

[Panzer Sturm uses an elbowsmash on Axel Mate.
Panzer Sturm hits Axel Mate with a bodyslam.
Panzer Sturm executes the Blitzkrieg on Axel Mate.
Panzer Sturm goes for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three.
The chants for Panzer Sturm are deafening.]

Terrance: "And Panzer Sturm has won it!"

Aleshia: "Good. It's finally over."

Rickey: "Wrong, Aleshia. It's just getting started! Stay tuned for the Ides of
March!"

[fade out]

[The screen fades up to a shot of Ancient Rome.  Brian Frenck can be
seen walking around the town in a toga.  The peasants are bowing as he
walks by.  Suddenly Pat McNeill, also wearing a toga, comes running up
to Brian.  He bows in front of him and then stands up to address him.]

PM: Brian, I have important news.  You are in grave danger.  Beware the
Ides Of March!

BF: You worry to much Pat.  What could possibly happen to me?  The
people love me.  I am their leader.  I have led them to prosperity.  I
am the benovlent ruler of this world.  Why the worse thing that I could
possibly see happening is having some device called a computer crash.

PM: Do not take my warning lightly.  Beware the Ides Of March!

[Pat McNeill then walks away.  Brian shrugs the wole thing off and
continue to walks down the street.]

BF: Wait a minute!  The Ides of March, that's today.  Hey Pat!

[As Brian turns around to find pat, he is met by a group of men in
togas.  Among that group are Equalizer, Axel Mate, The Original Gangsta
and Mr. Shhh.  The men pull daggers out of their togas and advance
towards Brian.  Brian slowly starts to back away from them only to get
stabbed in the back.  He turns around to see who just stabbed him.]

BF: Et tu, Vigilante?

[Brian Frenck is left dead in the street as "Don't Fear The Reaper" by
Blue Oyster Cult starts to play.  The group of assasins start walking
around the town while displaying the blood on their hands.  The scene
then cuts to a shot of Sandman and Fatal Fury involved in a chariot race
through the streets of Rome.  The scene then changes to a shot of Sound
& Fury in Roman sentinel uniforms walking past a crucification field.
The camera then pans up a pair of crosses to reveal that Rigor and
Mortis have been crucified.]

Mortis: Hey Rigor.

Rigor: What?

Mortis: I can see your house from up here.

[The scene then cuts to a shot of Tom Pho and Sean McKenzie wearing
Gladiator outfits in the Colisseum fighting off lions.  As a lion dives
at Tom Pho, the words "SWF Ides Of March" Fly on to the screen.  The
screen then dissolves to an interior shot of the McNichols arena in
Denver, Colorado.  The camera pans out across the crowd again, with many
people waving and cheering to the camera man. A few moments of this, and
the camera changes to the announcing table. Terrance and Rickey are there,
but Aleshia is absent.]

Terrance: "Welcome back."

Rickey: "What a great night this is becoming."

Terrance: "Aleshia has opted to take up position in the post-match interview
room, and we may hear from her later this evening. But right now, we have the
Final Judgement match, pitting former SWF World Champion Rock and Roll Animal
against the Former SWF Toughman champion, Sandman."

Rickey: "Sandman is a member of that stable called Trinity. In fact, the entire
idea of Final Judgement was created by one of Trinity's now retired members,
Pagan."

Terrance: "I don't quite understand how Trinity is capable of being where they
are today."

Rickey: "Well, like it or not, they do function very well as a team, even if
they hate each other. Personally, I find them repulsive and ignorant people,
but I am just paid to commentate."

Terrance: "So am I. And speaking of which, let's get on with this match. Take
it away, Steve."

Steve: "The following match is scheduled as a Final Judgement match! Making his
way to the ring, being accompanied by his manager, the JukeBox Hero, he is the
former SWF World Champion, Rock and Roll Animal!"

['I love Rock 'n' Roll' by Joan Jett plays over the loudspeakers. Animal walks
down to the ring.]

Steve: "His opponent, the former SWF Tough Man Champion, he is....Sandman!"

['Enter Sandman' by Metallica blares over the loudspeakers. Sandman makes his
way to the ring, staring up at Animal before climbing inside. Michelle stands
at ringside with him.]

Terrance: "And here we go."

[They lock up.
Rock 'n Roll Animal nails Sandman with a legsweep.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits a knee to the back on Sandman.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Sandman into the ropes, but Sandman reverses it.
Sandman hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a kick.
Sandman hits him with the Table.]

Rickey: "Sandman nailing Animal with the table."

Terrance: "This is going to be a very grueling match."

Rickey: "I can sense some injuries coming from it."

Terrance: "That was the purpose fo the Final Judgement match. Devised by
Trinity to end careers of their opponents."

[Sandman takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a backbreaker.
Sandman goes for a facerake, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Sandman.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Sandman.
The crowd is cheering on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a swinging punch, but Sandman counters it with
a roundhouse right.
Sandman hits him with the Table.
Sandman nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with a football tackle.
Sandman chokes him with the Table.
Sandman nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with a Frankensteiner.]

Terrance: "Sandman making good use of that table."

Rickey: "I don't know what Animal was thinking when he demanded this match to
be a Final Judgement match. Sandman would feel right at home."

[Rock 'n Roll Animal runs into the ropes.
Sandman misses with an elbow.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Sandman with an elbow.
Rock 'n Roll Animal nails Sandman with a side suplex.
The crowd is really behind Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Sandman down with a knee to the back.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits a punch on Sandman.
Rock 'n Roll Animal chops Sandman.
The crowd is really behind Rock 'n Roll Animal.]

Rickey: "The crowd cheering on the former World Champion."

Terrance: "Speaking of World Champions, we have the World Title match coming up
later on tonight, pitting Trinity's Equalizer against an unknown opponent."

Rickey: "Some people think the Equalizer is going into this match handicapped,
because he wont know who he is facing."

Terrance: "What do you think?"

Rickey: "I am no fan of Trinity, but I think the Gangstas are using a sound
tactic here, by using the element of suprise to gain the upper hand."

Terrance: "Speaking of upper hands, look at this shot by Animal."

[Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Sandman.
Sandman hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a double underhook backbreaker.
Sandman hits him with the Table.
Sandman nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with a football tackle.
Rock 'n Roll Animal uses a swinging punch on Sandman.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a punch on Sandman.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a lariat on Sandman.
Rock 'n Roll Animal air guitars.
The crowd is going crazy.]

Rickey: "And Animal pausing to work the crowd."

Terrance: "That table is a major factor in this match. Animal is getting quite
familiar with it, and I am not sure he can take much more."

Rickey: "Animal is a former World Champion. He can take it."

Terrance: "And with Sandman, who is the Former Tough Man Champion, how much can
he punish Animal?"

Rickey: "A lot more."

[Rock 'n Roll Animal chokes him with the Table.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Sandman into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Sandman with an elbow.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a powerslam on Sandman.
The chants for Rock 'n Roll Animal are deafening.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits him with the Table.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes the Revolution #9 on Sandman.
The crowd is giving Rock 'n Roll Animal a standing ovation.
Rock 'n Roll Animal uses a slap on Sandman.]

Rickey: "Animal finally making use of the table."

Terrance: "Animal is dominating the match now. This could be trouble for
Sandman."

[Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Sandman into the ropes, but Sandman reverses it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal misses with a clothesline.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Sandman with a kick.
Rock 'n Roll Animal runs into the ropes.
Sandman misses with a clothesline.
Sandman nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with a thrust kick to the head.
Sandman hits him with the Table.
Sandman executes a facerake on Rock 'n Roll Animal.]

Rickey: "Sandman turned the tables when he missed that clothesline."

Terrance: "I suspect you will see the table turned quite a bit in the duration
of this match, no pun intended."

[Sandman nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with an armdrag takedown.
Sandman hits him with the Table.
Sandman executes a jumping DDT on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Sandman takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a jumping DDT.
Sandman has the crowd going wild.
Sandman chokes him with the Table.
Sandman uses a flying clothesline on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
The crowd is behind Sandman all the way.
Sandman whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the turnbuckle.
Sandman chokes him with the Table.]

Rickey: "When in doubt, Sandman goes for that table."

Terrance: "I wonder if the rest of the Gangstas are watching this match."

Rickey: "Perhaps some of them. But others might be getting ready for their
matches tonight, and preparing their mystery member for his match against
Equalizer."

[Sandman goes for a Tombstone, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal runs into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Sandman with a punch.
Rock 'n Roll Animal nails Sandman with a knee to the back.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a back heel kick on Sandman.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Sandman with a side suplex.
The crowd is behind Rock 'n Roll Animal all the way.]

Terrance: "Animal with the crowd support behind him."

Rickey: "Believe it or not, crowd support can usually make or break a match. If
the crowd is behind you, your momentum picks up."

Terrance: "True. True. Let's see if Animal can capitalize on it here."

[Rock 'n Roll Animal hits him with the Table.
Rock 'n Roll Animal puts Sandman in a standing wristlock.
Sandman is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Sandman is struggling to reach the ropes.
Sandman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Rock 'n Roll Animal runs into the ropes.
Sandman hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a shoulderblock.
Sandman goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Rock 'n Roll Animal
counters it with a duck-down move.
Rock 'n Roll Animal throws Sandman out of the ring.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes through the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal sets up a table.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for the Revolution #9, but Sandman counters it with a
kneelift.]

Rickey: "Animal nearly putting Sandman through the table with his finisher."

Terrance: "Nice counter by the Trinity member. I am totally impressed with what
we have seen tonight."

[Sandman sets up Rock 'n Roll Animal on the table.
Sandman executes a Tombstone through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Rock 'n Roll Animal is busted wide open.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, three, four, five, six, Rock 'n Roll
Animal gets to his feet.]

Rickey: "And Sandman nearly walked away with a victory right there! The table
is now broken in half!"

Terrance: "Yes, and Animal is bleeding. I knew this match was going to be
gruesome, but I never expected anything like this."

Rickey: "This is the SWF, Terrance. Expect anything."

[Rock 'n Roll Animal gets a standing wristlock on Sandman.
Sandman is struggling to reach the ropes.
Sandman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Rock 'n Roll Animal kicks Sandman.
Sandman punches Rock 'n Roll Animal.
The crowd is giving Sandman a standing ovation.
Sandman kicks Rock 'n Roll Animal.
The crowd erupts.]

Rickey: "Listen to the crowd! Sandman could finish him right here."

[Sandman hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a choke slam.
Sandman goes for a choke slam, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Sandman down with a back heel kick.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits a punch on Sandman.
Rock 'n Roll Animal uses a knee to the back on Sandman.
Rock 'n Roll Animal chokes him with the Table.
Rock 'n Roll Animal nails Sandman with a legsweep.]

Terrance: "The attempt at a double chokeslam cost Sandman. Animal with a second
wind."

Rickey: "Despite it being broken in two, both men still using the table in the
ring."

[Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Sandman with a flying sunset flip.
The crowd is behind Rock 'n Roll Animal all the way.
Rock 'n Roll Animal is bleeding like hell.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a sleeperhold, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman hits him with the Table.
Sandman nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with a double underhook piledriver.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sandman.
Sandman chops Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Sandman kicks Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Sandman hits him with the Table.]

Terrance: "Will you look at Animal?? He is going to need some medical attention
following this match."
Rickey: "Should that need arise, we have a staff of fully qualified paramedics
standing by. But let's hope that they have a quiet night tonight."

[Sandman nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with a Tombstone.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Sandman uses a jack-knife power bomb on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal is bleeding like hell.
Sandman uses a dropkick to the knee on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Sandman whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes, but Rock 'n Roll Animal 
reverses it.]

Rickey: "Sandman to the ropes. Let's see what Animal can do with it."

[Rock 'n Roll Animal nails Sandman with a Yakuza kick.
Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Sandman down with a back heel kick.
Rock 'n Roll Animal chokes him with the Table.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Sandman into the ropes, but Sandman reverses it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Sandman with a shoulderblock.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a side suplex, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman hits a jumping DDT on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
The crowd is giving Sandman a standing ovation.]

Terrance: "It's Animal all the way, but the crowd is still behind Sandman."

Rickey: "Despite their tactics and points of view, Trinity has a large fan
following."

Terrance: "This is true. Like you said at the start of this match, when push
comes to shove, Trinity gets the job done, no matter if you like them or not."

[Sandman hits a short clothesline on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Sandman hits an enzuigiri on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Sandman hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a choke slam.
Sandman chokes him with the Table.
Sandman takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a reverse neckbreaker.
Sandman runs into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a Yakuza kick, but Sandman counters it with
a duck-down move.
Sandman hits Rock 'n Roll Animal.
The crowd is giving Sandman a standing ovation.]

Rickey: "This crowd has not yet sat down during this match! It's incredible!"

Terrance: "Yes folks, this is definately the SWF at its finest."

[Sandman hits Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal punches Sandman.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Sandman.
The chants for Rock 'n Roll Animal are deafening.
Sandman goes for a Tombstone, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal uses a waistlock suplex on Sandman.
Sandman whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the turnbuckle.
Sandman runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Sandman with a dropkick.
Rock 'n Roll Animal uses a legsweep on Sandman.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a punch, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman goes for a Tombstone, but Rock 'n Roll Animal reverses it.
The chants for Rock 'n Roll Animal are deafening.]

Rickey: "Rock and Roll now starting to regain some of the fan support that he
needs."

Terrance: "Both men doing a superb job here. This is why both men are former
champions."

[Rock 'n Roll Animal uses a knee to the back on Sandman.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a standing wristlock, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with a reverse neckbreaker.
Sandman executes the Sleeperhold on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal is inching his way towards the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds.]

Rickey: "Animal making his way to the ropes, forcing Sandman to release that
dreaded sleeperhold."

Terrance: "Give credit to Animal. Not many men can escape the Sandman."

[Sandman runs into the ropes.
Sandman misses with an elbow.
Sandman misses with a shoulderblock.
Sandman hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a clothesline.
Rock 'n Roll Animal falls out of the ring.
Sandman goes through the ropes.
Sandman sets up a table.
Sandman whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the guardrail.
Sandman chokes him with the Table.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits him with the Table.
Rock 'n Roll Animal nails Sandman with a powerslam.
Sandman is busted wide open.]

Rickey: "Both men outside the ring, and that powerslam had to hurt."

Terrance: "I think I see blood coming from Sandman's forehead."

Rickey: "This is a risky business to be in, Terrance."

[Rock 'n Roll Animal nails Sandman with a back heel kick.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Sandman into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Rock 'n Roll Animal sets up Sandman on the table.
Rock 'n Roll Animal tries to drive Sandman through the table with a frog
splash, but he moves out of the way.
The table didn't break.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Sandman sets up Rock 'n Roll Animal on the table.
Sandman executes a belly-to-belly superplex through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sandman.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
Rock 'n Roll Animal gets to his feet.]

Terrance: "Sandman with another near win. Sandman is 2-0, while Animal has yet
to put Sandman through the table."

Rickey: "All it takes is one attempt, Terrance. Animal might be holding out for
that one shot."

[They lock up.
Sandman whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes, but Rock 'n Roll Animal
reverses it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Sandman with a kick.
Rock 'n Roll Animal runs into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal nails Sandman with a Yakuza kick.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Sandman with a dropkick.
Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Sandman down with a flying sunset flip.
Sandman is bleeding profusely.]

Rickey: "Look at the mat. It's stained red with the blood from both men."

Terrance: "This is definately not for the weak of stomach."

Rickey: "It's like a Roman Collesseum in here."

Terrance: "A fitting comparison, my friend. Beware the Ides of March, and this
is the reason why."

[Rock 'n Roll Animal nails Sandman with a lariat.
Sandman whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Sandman with a kick.
Rock 'n Roll Animal throws Sandman out of the ring.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes through the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Sandman down with a waistlock suplex.
Rock 'n Roll Animal sets up a table.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Sandman into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.]

Rickey: "Animal is dominating the match now. We are nearing 15 minutes, and
neither man shows any sign of stopping any time soon."

Terrance: "The crowd is definately getting their money's worth tonight."

Rickey: "And rightfully so. Only the SWF can bring you this much action."

[Rock 'n Roll Animal chokes him with the Table.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Rock 'n Roll Animal sets up Sandman on the table.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a slingshot splash through the table.
The table didn't break.
Rock 'n Roll Animal sets up Sandman on the table.
Rock 'n Roll Animal tries to drive Sandman through the table with
an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is giving Sandman a standing ovation.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
nine, ten.]


Terrance: "OUCH! Sandman rolls off the table, and Animal crashes right through
it!!!"

Rickey: "Referee Scott Thomas counts Animal down for the 10 count, and Sandman
with the win!"

Steve: "The winner is Sandman. Time of match: 0:15:05"

Terrance: "What a night this has been, and what a match that was!"

Rickey: "Yes sir. Well, we are done our bit for this evening. Remember ladies
and gentlemen, join me, Rickey Jones, Terrance Williams, and Aleshia Micheals
Thursday night for SWF Around the World."

Terrance: "I guarantee you more of the action you love, plus some surprises
along the way. We now send you over to Chip and Tim.  See you later folks!"

[The camera cuts to the announcer's table, where we see Chip Collins, in
his SWF blazer and red tie, paired with "The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen,
who is wearing a Denver Broncos cap and a T-shirt with John Elway's picture
on the front.  The Fool turns to show off the back of the shirt, which says:
"Elway: The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever
will be".  There is a small "Sportin' Fool" chant being started.]

Chip: Hello again, everyone.  I'm Chip Collins, along with the man
wrestling fans love to love...

Fool: "The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen!

Chip: What a great match between Rock 'n Roll Animal and Sandman.

Fool: I liked it.  And how 'bout them Broncos?

Chip: It's been two months since Denver won the Super Bowl.

Fool: Not them!  Western Michigan!  Nine beautiful months where we don't
have to hear from Pat McNeill about that mighty Clemson basketball team.
You love it.  You're a big fan.

Chip: I don't think that'll last for nine months.  We have a big
triangle match, so let's take it up to Rick Ascott for the introductions!

RA: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a single fall Triangle match.
["Flash" by Queen starts to play.]  Introducing first, being led to the
ring by his manager, Higgins, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 294
pounds, here is Flash!!

[Fireworks shoot from the entrance as Flash emerges.  He and Higging
make their way to the ring as the crowd boos loudly.  He enters the ring
and the music dies down and "Staying Alive" by Wyclef Jean starts to
play.]

RA: Next, from Calgary, Canada, weighing in at 252 pounds, here is
Headhunter!!

[More fireworks are launched as Headhunter makes his way to the ring.
The fans give a mixed reaction.  He enters the ring and exchanges a few
words with flash as the music dies down and "Red Hooded Sweatshirt" by
Adam Sandler starts to play.]

RA: And finally, being led to the ring by Shae Smith, from Denver
Colorado, weighing in at 287 pounds, here is Jagged Edge!!

[Jagged Edge emerges from the back and the Denver crowd goes wild.
Jagged Edge makes his way to the ring while slapping hands with many of
the fans.]

Chip: And here we go!  Joe Warner is your referee, and we'll see Jagged
Edge start things off against Headhunter.

[The bell rings.  They lock up.
Jagged Edge goes for a bearhug, but The Headhunter counters it with a
facerake.
The Headhunter uses a DDT on Jagged Edge.
A small "The Headhunter" chant is being started.
The Headhunter takes Jagged Edge down with a fisherman suplex.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, kickout.]

Chip: Two count by Headhunter.  Tim and I did a triangle match involving
Flash and Headhunter on Triumphant Tuesday, and that match ended in
controversial fashion.

Fool: This is the way it should be, Chip.  No DQ.  The way God and
nature intended.

[The crowd is responding to The Headhunter.
The Headhunter runs into the ropes.
The Headhunter misses with a clothesline.
The Headhunter hits Jagged Edge with a shoulderblock.
The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".
A small "The Headhunter" chant is being started.
The Headhunter uses a double underhook piledriver on Jagged Edge.
The crowd is responding to The Headhunter.
The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".
The crowd is responding to The Headhunter.]

Chip: Headhunter takes the early advantage on the hometown favorite in
this one-fall match.

Fool: This is a completely different strategy for both these guys.
Unlike Tuesday, you have to be the one who makes the pin to win the match.
There's no advantage to being on the outside.

[The Headhunter whips Jagged Edge into the ropes.
Jagged Edge hits The Headhunter with a clothesline.
Jagged Edge tags out to Flash.
Flash puts The Headhunter in a chinlock deathlock submission.
The Headhunter is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Flash whips The Headhunter into the ropes.
Flash misses with an elbow.
Flash hits The Headhunter with a backdrop.
Flash runs into the ropes.]

Chip: The psychotic Flash gets his licks in on Double H.  We'll see this
two meet again on Tuesday in that tag match.

Fool: One cheap plug at a time, Chip.

[The Headhunter hits Flash with a clothesline.
Flash falls out of the ring.
The Headhunter goes through the ropes.
The Headhunter whips Flash into the guardrail.
The Headhunter executes a swinging neckbreaker on Flash.
Higgins comes from behind and distracts The Headhunter.
Joe Warner counts:  1.
Joe Warner counts:  2.
Flash reenters the ring.
The Headhunter follows him back in.]

Chip: While this match is no-DQ, if both men had been counted out,
Jagged Edge would have won.

Fool: Now Flash is going for the tag.

[Flash tags out to Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge hits a Gorilla Press on The Headhunter.
Jagged Edge attemps to place The Headhunter on the turnbuckle, but
The Headhunter blocks it.
Jagged Edge nails The Headhunter with the Doctor Bomb.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, kickout.]

Chip: The former World Champ nearly got a quick victory here at the Ides
of March.

Fool: What a pay-per-view this is.  Not a bad match on the card.

[The crowd is responding to Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge nails The Headhunter with a jack-knife power bomb.
Joe Warner counts: One, kickout.
The crowd is responding to Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge whips The Headhunter into the turnbuckle.
The Headhunter bumps into Joe Warner.
Jagged Edge kicks The Headhunter.
The crowd is responding to Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge punches The Headhunter.
The crowd is responding to Jagged Edge.]

Fool: Look at this crap!

Chip: What?  Joe Warner being down?

Fool: No!  These notes say that I have to plug the new BOC album, and
the indy show that Frenck and McNeill are producing next Sunday in West
Virginia.  Screw that!

[Jagged Edge whips The Headhunter into the turnbuckle.
Jagged Edge charges in with a jumping side kick.
Jagged Edge whips The Headhunter into the turnbuckle.
The Headhunter bumps into Joe Warner.
Jagged Edge charges in with a jumping side kick.
Jagged Edge flexes to the crowd.
The crowd is responding to Jagged Edge.
The Headhunter nails Jagged Edge with a jawbreaker.
The Headhunter executes the Hit on Jagged Edge.
The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd.]

Chip: It's that superkick by Headhunter he calls the Hit!  He's gonna
win.

Fool: Ah, Chip, you might want to check for a referee first.

[The Headhunter goes for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Joe Warner is back on the job.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

Chip: There's no question Headhunter would've won if he hadn't
accidentally knocked down Joe Warner!

Fool: That's a shame.

[The Headhunter takes Jagged Edge down with a jumping side kick.
The crowd is really behind The Headhunter.
The Headhunter executes a faceslam on Jagged Edge.
The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".
The crowd is really behind The Headhunter.
The Headhunter hits a dragon suplex on Jagged Edge.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, kickout.]

Chip: Edge kicks out of the dragon suplex!

Fool: What's Headhunter doing?  He's going for the tag!

[The crowd is really behind The Headhunter.
The Headhunter tags out to Flash.
Flash goes for a choke slam, but Jagged Edge blocks it.
Jagged Edge hits Flash with a German suplex.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, kickout.]

Chip: I though he had him!  Now Jagged Edge is in control.

Fool: Come on, Flash!  Cut the technical crap.  We need a good beating.

[Jagged Edge complains about a slow count.
Jagged Edge whips Flash into the ropes.
Jagged Edge hits Flash with a clothesline.
Jagged Edge places Flash on the turnbuckle.
Jagged Edge takes Flash down with a belly-to-belly superplex.
Jagged Edge hits Flash with a front slam.
Jagged Edge is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Jagged Edge tags out to The Headhunter.
The Headhunter hits Flash with a jumping side kick.
The Headhunter goes for a frog splash, but Flash counters it with a knee
pull-up.
Flash climbs onto the turnbuckle and gives the crowd a crotch chop.]

Chip: That's disgusting.

Fool: Gotta hand it to Flash.  I though the match was over, but he had
the presence of mind to bring his knees up.

[The crowd is cheering on Flash.
Flash goes for a tiger suplex, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter hits Flash with a faceslam.
The Headhunter takes Flash down with a jumping side kick.
The Headhunter runs into the ropes.
The Headhunter hits Flash with a kick.]

RA: 5 minutes gone by.  There are 25 minutes remaining.

Chip: Fans, just a reminder that our next pay-per-view, SWF Birthday
Blast, is coming up on April 29th.  You'll want to be a part of it as the
SWF celebrates its first anniversary.

Fool: That's in Baltimore, right?  I can take you to Polock Johnny's.

[The Headhunter goes for a front-layout suplex, but Flash blocks it.
Flash hits a backspin DDT on The Headhunter.
There are lots of chants for Flash.
Flash hits a kick to the head on The Headhunter.
Flash has the crowd going wild.
Flash gets a chinlock deathlock submission on The Headhunter.
The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Flash throws The Headhunter out of the ring.
Joe Warner counts: one, The Headhunter reenters the ring.
Flash throws The Headhunter out of the ring.]

Chip: Polock Johnny's?

Fool: McNeill swears by it.  Maybe we can bring in those MEWF fans for a
mother-son battle royal.

Chip: Right after your "Managers and Valets Mud Wrestling War Games"
match?

Fool: Hell, yeah.

[Flash goes through the ropes.
Flash whips The Headhunter into the guardrail.
Joe Warner counts:  1.
Flash reenters the ring.
The Headhunter follows him back in.
Flash nails The Headhunter with a jumping elbow thrust.
There are lots of chants for Flash.
Flash puts The Headhunter in a scorpion deathlock.
The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Flash goes for a jumping elbow thrust, but The Headhunter counters it
with a duck-down move.]

Chip: Flash has turned this match around on the outside of the ring.

Fool: This whack job is a natural for these no-DQ matches.  I want to
see him wrestle in one of his "Flash Rules" matches.

[The Headhunter nails Flash with a reverse neckbreaker.
The Headhunter runs into the ropes.
Flash hits The Headhunter with a brain buster.
The crowd is going crazy.
Flash goes for a punch, but The Headhunter reverses it.
Flash re-reverses it.
Flash goes for a tiger driver, but The Headhunter counters it with a
backdrop.
In turn, Flash counters it with a sunset flip.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

Chip: Flash almost gets the duke right there with a sunset flip.

Fool: Don't mention Duke.  Or Carolina.  Or Richmond.  But you can talk
about Western Michigan all you want.

[Flash uses a dropkick to the knee on The Headhunter.
Flash kicks The Headhunter.
The crowd is cheering on Flash.
Flash kicks The Headhunter.
Flash chops The Headhunter.
The crowd is cheering on Flash.
Flash runs into the ropes.
The Headhunter hits Flash with a shoulderblock.
The Headhunter goes for a frog splash, but Flash counters it with a knee
pull-up.
Flash whips The Headhunter into the ropes.]

Chip: That's the second time Flash has suckered Hunter into a high risk
maneuver like that.

Fool: Headhunter is so eager to beat up Flash that he's not thinking
clearly.

[The Headhunter misses with a clothesline.
Flash hits The Headhunter with a clothesline.
Flash uses a backspin DDT on The Headhunter.
Flash goes for a thrust kick to the head, but The Headhunter counters it
with a duck-down move.
The Headhunter uses a DDT on Flash.
The crowd is responding to The Headhunter.
The Headhunter is going for the pin.
Joe Warner counts: One, kickout.]

Chip: Near fall by Headhunter.  Double H has been in this match almost
nonstop since the beginning.

Fool: The only time you want to tag out in this kind of match is when
you're in serious trouble.

[The Headhunter nails Flash with a European uppercut.
The Headhunter uses a dropkick on Flash.
The Headhunter nails Flash with a reverse neckbreaker.
A small "The Headhunter" chant is being started.
The Headhunter executes a bridging back suplex on Flash.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

Fool: For example, Bill Clinton should have tagged out at about 7:30
tonight.

Chip: Double H sets for another DDT and...oh, my!

[The Headhunter goes for a DDT, but Flash counters it with a low blow.
Flash tags out to Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge hits a Tombstone on The Headhunter.
There are lots of chants for Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge places The Headhunter on the turnbuckle.
Jagged Edge goes for a top-rope DDT, but The Headhunter counters it with
a front-layout superplex.
The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter.
The Headhunter is going for the pin.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, kickout.]

Chip: A two count off the nice reversal by Headhunter, but he's running
out of steam.

Fool: This is interesting.  Have you told them about the special?

Chip: Not now.

[The Headhunter goes for a bridging back suplex, but Jagged Edge
counters it with a facerake.
Jagged Edge executes a piledriver on The Headhunter.
Jagged Edge runs into the ropes.
Jagged Edge hits The Headhunter with a clothesline.
The Headhunter falls out of the ring.]

Chip: Oh!  Headhunter landed hard on the outside!

[Joe Warner counts: one, two, three, four, five,...]

Fool: I think if Headhunter gets counted out, then Jagged Edge wins the
match.

Chip: Flash is coming over toward Headhunter!

[...six, seven, eight, nine,...
Flash rolls Headhunter back into the ring.]

Chip: Smart move by Flash.  The match continues!

[Jagged Edge whips The Headhunter into the turnbuckle.
Jagged Edge runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Jagged Edge runs into the ropes.]

RA: 10 minutes gone by.  There are 20 minutes remaining.

Chip: This has been a very intense three way match so far.

Fool: If Sandman were here, we could have cut right through this.  Look
what he did to Animal.

Chip: Don't start with that.

[The Headhunter goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Jagged Edge blocks
it.
Jagged Edge nails The Headhunter with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Jagged Edge hits The Headhunter with the Stinger Splash.
The crowd is behind Jagged Edge all the way.
Jagged Edge goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but The Headhunter
counters it with a backdrop.
The Headhunter takes Jagged Edge down with a bridging back suplex.
Joe Warner counts: One, kickout.]

Fool: Headhunter is starting to string some moves together.

Chip: Nice near fall by Double H, and he's trying to set him up for the
superplex.

[The Headhunter attemps to place Jagged Edge on the turnbuckle, but
Jagged Edge blocks it.
The Headhunter goes for a fisherman suplex, but Jagged Edge blocks it.
Jagged Edge goes for a backspin DDT, but The Headhunter counters it with
a belly-to-belly suplex.
There are lots of chants for The Headhunter.
The Headhunter tags out to Flash.
Flash goes for a punch, but Jagged Edge reverses it.
Jagged Edge punches Flash.
The chants for Jagged Edge are deafening.]

Chip: Listen to the roar from the Denver faithful for their own Jagged
Edge.

Fool: They're trying to scam him for a free pizza.

[Jagged Edge hits Flash.
Jagged Edge chops Flash.
The crowd is behind Jagged Edge all the way.
Flash punches Jagged Edge.
Flash nails Jagged Edge with a tiger driver.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, kickout.]

Chip: This time it's Flash with the near fall.  Fans, on Tuesday, April
28th, The Fool and I will be presenting a two-hour spectacular on NASN called
"Best of the SWF".  We will have footage never before seen on SWF TV of some
of the greatest matches of all time.  You don't want to miss it!

[The crowd is really behind Flash.
Flash goes for a jumping elbow thrust, but Jagged Edge counters it with
a duck-down move.]

Fool: We still get paid for doing a taped special?

Chip: Yes.

Fool: Whoo-hoo!

[Jagged Edge whips Flash into the ropes.
Flash catches Jagged Edge in an abdominal stretch.
Jagged Edge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Flash whips Jagged Edge into the turnbuckle.
Flash executes a thrust kick to the head on Jagged Edge.
The chants for Flash are deafening.]

Chip: In just a short time in the SWF, this Flash has made a lot of
enemies.

Fool: Well, I like him.  He's got some style.

[Flash nails Jagged Edge with a kneeling headbutt.
Flash climbs onto the turnbuckle and gives the crowd a crotch chop.
The chants for Flash are deafening.
Flash uses a tiger driver on Jagged Edge.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

Chip: Another beautiful tiger driver by the man they call Flash.

Fool:  Headhunter has to be watching this closely.  He's got to jump in
anytime there's a serious pinfall.

[The chants for Flash are deafening.
Flash nails Jagged Edge with a kneeling headbutt.
Jagged Edge goes for a running powerslam, but Flash blocks it.
Flash goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Jagged Edge blocks it.
Jagged Edge hits Flash with a Northern Lights suplex.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, kickout.]

Chip: Northern Lights suplex.  We've got some great back and forth
action here.

Fool: Don't forget, we still have all the title matches to go.

[The crowd is giving Jagged Edge a standing ovation.
Jagged Edge goes for the Stinger Splash, but Flash counters it with a
side step.
Flash whips Jagged Edge into the ropes.
Flash misses with an elbow.
Jagged Edge catches Flash in a bearhug.
Flash reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Jagged Edge whips Flash into the ropes.
Flash hits a reverse neckbreaker on Jagged Edge.]

Chip: Jagged Edge ducked his head too soon and paid the price for it.

Fool: I believe in Miracles, Chipper.

[The crowd is going crazy.
Flash hits Jagged Edge with a tiger suplex.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, kickout.
Flash has the crowd going wild.]

Chip: The winner of this three-way bout is definitely going to be a
contender for any title in the SWF.

Fool: If you're the Savior of the Universe, you don't need a title.

[Flash nails Jagged Edge with a jumping neck snap.
Flash has the crowd going wild.
Flash nails Jagged Edge with a backspin DDT.
Flash goes for a diving headbutt, but Jagged Edge counters it with a
roll away.
Jagged Edge whips Flash into the ropes, but Flash reverses it.
Higgins pulls down the top rope.
Joe Warner counts: one, two, Jagged Edge reenters the ring.
Flash whips Jagged Edge into the ropes.]

Chip: Higgins changed the complexion of this match by pulling down that
top rope.

Fool: It's a no-DQ match, Chip.  I think Flash is the only one who
remembers that.

[Jagged Edge hits Flash with a backdrop.
Flash falls out of the ring.
Jagged Edge goes through the ropes.
Jagged Edge goes for a powerslam, but Flash counters it with a lariat.
Flash takes Jagged Edge down with a kick to the head.
Joe Warner counts:  1.]

RA: 15 minutes gone by.  15 minutes remain.

Chip: Both wrestlers have to watch the count here.

Fool: Here comes Higgins!

[Higgins comes from behind and distracts Jagged Edge.
Joe Warner counts:  2.
Flash reenters the ring.
Jagged Edge follows him back in.
Flash throws Jagged Edge out of the ring.
Flash goes through the ropes.]

Chip: They're going right back to the floor!

Fool: As long as  they don't come this way.

[Flash goes for a choke slam, but Jagged Edge blocks it.
Jagged Edge throws Flash back into the ring.
Jagged Edge hits Flash.
Jagged Edge chops Flash.
The crowd is giving Jagged Edge a standing ovation.
Jagged Edge takes Flash down with an inverted power bomb.]

Chip: Jagged Edge is trying to soften Flash up for the Shattered Dreams.

Fool: Well, it is the move that won him the World Title, and I don't
think Flash has ever felt a sleeper like that.

[Jagged Edge whips Flash into the ropes.
Jagged Edge hits Flash with a clothesline.
Jagged Edge runs into the ropes.
Flash goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Jagged Edge blocks it.
Jagged Edge uses a DDT on Flash.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]

Chip: DDT!  He laid out Flash.

Fool: But he's not going for the cover!  He's trying to throw more
punches.

[Jagged Edge goes for a roundhouse right, but Flash blocks it.
Flash hits Jagged Edge with a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Flash hits Jagged Edge with a low blow.
Flash runs into the ropes.
Flash misses with a clothesline.
Flash goes for a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but Jagged Edge counters it with
a Soviet suplex.]

Chip: Suplex and Edge retains the advantage!

Fool: Looks like he's setting up for a double-arm DDT!  Or, wait a
minute...

[Jagged Edge uses a double underhook piledriver on Flash.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Jagged Edge tags out to The Headhunter.]

Chip: Here comes a fresh Headhunter!

Fool: Big mistake.  I think Edge should have pressed his advantage
there.

[The Headhunter throws Flash out of the ring.
The Headhunter jumps onto him with a plancha.
The crowd is behind The Headhunter all the way.
The Headhunter nails Flash with a dropkick.
Joe Warner counts:  1.
The Headhunter reenters the ring.]

Chip: What a dropkick!  And Headhunter is back in the ring.

Fool: Flash is still groggy, but he's gonna make it.

[Flash follows him back in.
The Headhunter executes a fisherman suplex on Flash.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Headhunter hits a bridging back suplex on Flash.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, kickout.]

Chip: Another kickout!  Headhunter is really inflicting some punishment
on Flash.

Fool: Jagged Edge looks ready, but I don't think he could get across the
ring to stop this three count.

[The Headhunter hits a jumping side kick on Flash.
The Headhunter executes a backspin DDT on Flash.
The crowd is behind The Headhunter all the way.
The Headhunter takes Flash down with a Frankensteiner from the top
rope.]

Chip: HurricanHunter!

Fool: What he said.

[Joe Warner counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The crowd is behind The Headhunter all the way.]

Chip: What else can Headhunter do to this guy?

Fool: Hey, it takes four, maybe five people to secure those crazy guys
at the nut house.  And Flash is a pro wrestler.  You figure it out.

[The Headhunter hits a chop on Flash.
The Headhunter kicks Flash.
Flash chops The Headhunter.
Flash takes The Headhunter down with a jumping elbow thrust.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Flash.
Flash climbs onto the turnbuckle and gives the crowd a crotch chop.
The crowd is giving Flash a standing ovation.]

Chip: Flash may be a newcomer to the SWF, but he's very talented.  We
could see an upset.

Fool: It could happen.  Just like Rhode Island beat Kansas tonight.

[Flash hits The Headhunter with a reverse neckbreaker.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Flash.
Flash goes for a kneeling headbutt, but The Headhunter reverses it.
The Headhunter goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Flash blocks it.
Flash chops The Headhunter.
Flash chops The Headhunter.
The crowd goes "Whoo!"]

Fool: That's disrespectful, dammit!

Chip: Powerful chops by Flash.

[Flash hits The Headhunter.
The crowd erupts.
Flash uses a jawbreaker on The Headhunter.
Flash executes a jawbreaker on The Headhunter.
The Headhunter gouges his eyes.
The crowd is behind The Headhunter all the way.]

Chip: Desperation move by Hunter!

Fool: Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

[He goes for the pin.]

Chip: He's rolling him up!

[Joe Warner counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]

Fool: He got him!  Headhunter pinned Flash!

RA: Here is your winner, in 19:20, Headhunter!

["Stayin' Alive" by Wyclef Jean plays as a furious Flash slides out of
the ring and pushes Higgins.  Higgins whaps him with the cane.]

Chip: Sweet revenge for Headhunter against Flash.

Fool: That'll be a hell of a tag match Tuesday when the S.O.B.'s meet
the Gangstas.

Chip: Absolutely, Fool.  Well, our next match has been the source of a
great deal of rumors and speculation ever since last week.

[The telephone rings at the announcers' table.]

Chip: What's going on?

Fool: I got it, Chip.  [He picks up the phone.]

Chip: Thanks.  It now appears that Mr. Shhh, although somewhat injured
at the hands of the Gangstas, will indeed compete against Hot Shot Donovan
tonight.  Fans, what an incredible match  this will be.  Let's take it up
to Rick Ascott.

Fool [on the phone]: Welcome to the World.  We're like...uh....closed or
something.

RA: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall with
a 45 minute time limit.  It is for the SWF American Title.

[The crowd roars as "Stayin' Alive" by Siobhan Lynch plays.]

RA: Introducing first, the challenger...

Fool [to Rick]: Whoa!  Stop!

[Rick Ascott pauses.]

Fool: I've got Mr. Shhh on the phone.  Can we patch him through?

Chip: Yeah.  Pat, can we get put through to the house mic?

[There is a squeal of feedback, then a clicking sound as Mr. Shhh's
phone call is connected to a speaker phone, connected to the loudspeakers.]

Fool: Yeah, Mr. Shhh?  Go ahead.

Mr. Shhh: Thank you.  I thought a lot about what Equalizer has said about
fighting within our stable to obtain the belt...therefore I will not fight
Hot Shot Donovan tonight for the American  Title. Once he loses the belt
then I will regain it.  Good night.

[There is a click at the other end, then a dial tone.]

Chip: Wow.  Mr. Shhh has bowed out of the American Title match...I think
the man was injured worse then we originally thought, Fool.

Fool: Well, who's gonna wrestle Hot Shot then?

[Cut to the back, where President Frenck is conferring with
Vice-President McNeill and Mr. Clayton.]

Frenck: Alright.  Pat, go get Bone Breaker.  Sean, get them to change
the music.

[The camera cuts back to the announcers' desk.]

Fool: You heard that!  It's gonna be The Original Gangsta!

Chip: This should be very interesting indeed.  O.G. and the Gangstas are
responsible for the injuries to Mr. Shhh, and the Gangstas had some very
disrespectful comments directed toward Hot Shot's manager, Trisha Deneke.

Fool: Well, he was just asking if she had "Jungle Fever", Chip.

RA: All right, ["Is There A Heaven For A Gangsta" by Master P starts to
play.] introducing first, being led to the ring by his manager,
Mr. Bone Breaker, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 242
pounds, here is The Original Gangsta!!

[O.G. and Mr. Bone Breaker make their way to the ring.  The crowd gives
a mixed reaction.  He enters the ring as his music dies down.  "Some
Like It Hot" by Power Station starts to play.]

RA: And his opponent, being led to the ring by the lovely Trisha Deneke,
from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 234 pounds, here is the SWF
American Champion, Hot Shot Donovan!!

[Trisha and Hot Shot come out form the back.  Hot Shot poses on the
platform as fireworks are launched behind him.  They make their way to
the ring as the crowd boos loudly.]

Chip: Alright, the American Title match is about to get underway!

[The bell rings.  They lock up.
The Original Gangsta nails Hot Shot Donovan with a brain buster.
The Original Gangsta goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Hot Shot
Donovan counters it with a side suplex.
Hot Shot Donovan nails The Original Gangsta with a chop.
Hot Shot Donovan hits a kick to the midsection on The Original Gangsta.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a savate kick on The Original Gangsta.
The Original Gangsta runs into the ropes.
The Original Gangsta nails Hot Shot Donovan with a side suplex.]

Chip: Big side suplex by O.G..  Fool, despite what Mr. Shhh said, I believe
that he would be wrestling here tonight if he were 100 percent physically.

Fool: Oh, yeah.  There's gonna be hell to pay between Mr. Shhh and
Original Gangsta.  No question.

[The Original Gangsta goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Hot Shot
Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan whips The Original Gangsta into the turnbuckle.
Hot Shot Donovan charges into the corner.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a Russian legsweep, but The Original Gangsta
counters it with an elbowsmash.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a kick to the midsection, but The Original
Gangsta counters it with a legsweep.
The Original Gangsta goes for a backspin DDT, but Hot Shot Donovan
counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The crowd is cheering on Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for the Hot Kick, but The Original Gangsta
counters it with a side step.]

Chip: O.G. sidestepped the Hot Kick!

Fool: Well, these two met back on Super Sunday at Slaughterhouse, and it
went 25 minutes.  I think they're very well matched.

[Hot Shot Donovan uses a brain buster on The Original Gangsta.
A small "Hot Shot Donovan" chant is being started.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a forearm to the back, but The Original
Gangsta counters it with a side step.
The Original Gangsta nails Hot Shot Donovan with a vertical suplex.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a back suplex on The Original Gangsta.
The crowd is cheering on Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan hits The Original Gangsta with a chop.
The Original Gangsta hits Hot Shot Donovan with a Russian legsweep.]

Chip: Russian legsweep by the Gangsta.  What a shock this must be to
Donovan, after he prepared all week for the Original Gangsta.

Fool: Yeah.  And O.G. knew that he might be wrestling Donovan all week,
so he's ready.

[The Original Gangsta takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a Frankensteiner.
The crowd is cheering on The Original Gangsta.
The Original Gangsta hits Hot Shot Donovan with a reverse neckbreaker.
The Original Gangsta executes a belly-to-back suplex on Hot Shot
Donovan.
The Original Gangsta hits Hot Shot Donovan with a swinging neckbreaker.
There are lots of chants for The Original Gangsta.
The Original Gangsta goes for the Gangsta's Paradise, but Hot Shot
Donovan counters it with a reverse neckbreaker.]

Chip: What a counter by Donovan!  If he had been hit with the Gangsta's
Paradise, we would've had a new champ.

Fool: That's why Donovan's in Trinty.  He's smart.

[Hot Shot Donovan goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but The Original
Gangsta counters it with a side suplex.
The crowd is going crazy.
The Original Gangsta goes for a vertical suplex, but Hot Shot Donovan
blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan uses a bodyslam on The Original Gangsta.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a palm blow, but The Original Gangsta blocks
it.
The Original Gangsta throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring.
The Original Gangsta goes through the ropes.
The Original Gangsta throws Hot Shot Donovan back into the ring.]

Chip: O.G. throws Donovan back in, realizing he can't win the title by
countout.

Fool: In fairness, O.G. has come so close to winning titles on a number
of occasions that he's not going to do anything to screw it up now.

[The Original Gangsta hits Hot Shot Donovan.
The crowd is going crazy.
The Original Gangsta punches Hot Shot Donovan.
The chants for The Original Gangsta are deafening.
The Original Gangsta kicks Hot Shot Donovan.
The chants for The Original Gangsta are deafening.
The Original Gangsta executes a swinging neckbreaker on Hot Shot
Donovan.
The Original Gangsta goes for the Gangsta's Paradise, but Hot Shot
Donovan counters it with a snap mare.]

Chip: Twice O.G. goes for the Gangsta's Paradise!  And twice Hot Shot is
able to counter it.

Fool: Donovan's proven himself.  It's no fluke that he's the American
champ.

[Hot Shot Donovan goes for a back suplex, but The Original Gangsta
counters it with a cross-body block.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.]

Chip: Reversal and another two count by the Gangsta!

Fool: Come on, Donovan!  Kick him.

[The Original Gangsta nails Hot Shot Donovan with a reverse neckbreaker.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Original Gangsta goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but
Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan chops The Original Gangsta.
Hot Shot Donovan has the crowd going wild.
Hot Shot Donovan chops The Original Gangsta.
The crowd is going crazy.]

Fool: Whooooooooooooo!

Chip: I thought that was sacreligious.

Fool: Not if I do it for Trinity.

[The Original Gangsta chops Hot Shot Donovan.
The crowd is giving The Original Gangsta a standing ovation.
The Original Gangsta chops Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan chops The Original Gangsta.
Hot Shot Donovan whips The Original Gangsta into the turnbuckle.
Hot Shot Donovan hits a kick to the midsection on The Original Gangsta.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a vertical suplex, but The Original Gangsta
reverses it.
The Original Gangsta hits Hot Shot Donovan with a piledriver.
The crowd erupts.]

RA: 5 minutes gone by.  There are 40 minutes remaining.

Chip: The Original Gangsta looks more determined than I've ever seen
him.

Fool: He's been on a tear lately, and I like him.  But, come on!  This
is Trinity!

[The Original Gangsta goes for a German suplex, but Hot Shot Donovan
blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan hits The Original Gangsta with a forearm to the back.
Hot Shot Donovan kicks The Original Gangsta.
The crowd is going crazy.
The Original Gangsta kicks Hot Shot Donovan.
The crowd erupts.
Hot Shot Donovan hits The Original Gangsta.
Hot Shot Donovan has the crowd going wild.]

Chip: Trinity has held the American Title since September.  First Pagan,
then Mr. Shhh, then Hot Shot Donovan.

Fool: It would mean a lot to the Gangstas to be able to take it from
them.

[The Original Gangsta chops Hot Shot Donovan.
The crowd erupts.
The Original Gangsta chops Hot Shot Donovan.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Original Gangsta.
The Original Gangsta punches Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan hits a kick to the midsection on The Original Gangsta.
Hot Shot Donovan hits a tiger suplex on The Original Gangsta.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

Chip: That was close!

Fool: I hope those Gangstas don't come out and interfere.

Chip: I know how much you hate outside interference.

[The Original Gangsta hits Hot Shot Donovan with a tiger suplex.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

Fool: No, sir!

Chip: Listen to this great Denver crowd get behind the O.G.!

[The crowd is giving The Original Gangsta a standing ovation.]

Fool: Stupid people.  Neither one of these guys give a damn about the
fans.  And that's how it should be.

[The Original Gangsta whips Hot Shot Donovan into the turnbuckle.
The Original Gangsta goes for a Frankensteiner from the top rope, but
Hot Shot Donovan counters it with a side step.
Hot Shot Donovan uses a jawbreaker on The Original Gangsta.
Hot Shot Donovan has the crowd going wild.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a swinging neckbreaker on The Original
Gangsta.
The crowd is going crazy.
Hot Shot Donovan throws The Original Gangsta out of the ring.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: one, two, three, four, five, The Original
Gangsta reenters the ring.]

Chip: The American champ has taken control of this match.

Fool: Let me tell you something.  Donovan is going to be holding gold in
this fed for a long time to come.

[Hot Shot Donovan chops The Original Gangsta.
The Original Gangsta kicks Hot Shot Donovan.
The crowd is behind The Original Gangsta all the way.
The Original Gangsta chops Hot Shot Donovan.
The Original Gangsta chops Hot Shot Donovan.
The chants for The Original Gangsta are deafening.
Hot Shot Donovan chops The Original Gangsta.
The crowd is going crazy.]

Chip: This is the sort of wild, intense action you can only find in the
SWF.  And don't forget...

Fool: ...we'll have both these guys on Triumphant Tuesday.  I know.

[Hot Shot Donovan hits The Original Gangsta.
The crowd is going crazy.
Hot Shot Donovan whips The Original Gangsta into the ropes.
The Original Gangsta misses with a kick.
The Original Gangsta takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a belly-to-belly
suplex.
The crowd is giving The Original Gangsta a standing ovation.
The Original Gangsta throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight,]

Chip: What a risk O.G. took there.  Donovan could have walked out on the
match and saved his title.

Fool: Whatever you say about Hot Shot, he's a competitor.  He'll stay
and fight.

[Hot Shot Donovan reenters the ring.
The Original Gangsta executes a Northern Lights suplex on Hot Shot
Donovan.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

Fool: No soup for you!

[Hot Shot Donovan hits The Original Gangsta with an enzuigiri.
Hot Shot Donovan has the crowd going wild.
Hot Shot Donovan nails The Original Gangsta with a jawbreaker.]

Chip: This time it's Donovan in control.

Fool: No way this one goes to time limit.

[The chants for Hot Shot Donovan are deafening.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a belly-to-belly suplex on The Original
Gangsta.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for the Hot Kick, but The Original Gangsta
counters it with a side step.
The Original Gangsta nails Hot Shot Donovan with a Frankensteiner.]

Fool: Oh, no!  Frankengangsta!

Chip: Once again, the momentum switches in this historic matchup!  Now
the challenger is back in control.

[The Original Gangsta goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Hot Shot
Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a brain buster, but The Original Gangsta
counters it with a vertical suplex.
Hot Shot Donovan re-reverses it.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a tiger suplex on The Original Gangsta.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.]

Chip: That was close.

Fool: And Donovan's going to pose.  That's my only problem with him.  He
doesn't stay on the guy when he's down.

[Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd.
The chants for Hot Shot Donovan are deafening.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a snap suplex, but The Original Gangsta blocks
it.
The Original Gangsta executes a double underhook backbreaker on Hot Shot
Donovan.
The crowd erupts.
The Original Gangsta chops Hot Shot Donovan.
The Original Gangsta chops Hot Shot Donovan.
The Original Gangsta hits Hot Shot Donovan.]

Chip: This is not wrestling!  This is just a beating that O.G. is giving
Hot Shot.

Fool: Hot Shot can't stay in a boxing match with O.G.  He's gotta take
him to the mat.

[The crowd is behind The Original Gangsta all the way.
The Original Gangsta throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring.
The Original Gangsta goes through the ropes.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts:  1.
The Original Gangsta goes for the Gangsta's Paradise, but Hot Shot
Donovan counters it with a reverse neckbreaker.]

Chip: Reverse neckbreaker on the floor!

Fool: We like it!  Kick him while he's down!

[Hot Shot Donovan executes a kick to the midsection on The Original
Gangsta.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts:  2.]

Chip: Donovan keeping a very close eye on the count here.

RA: 10 minutes gone by, 35 minutes remaining.

Fool: He'll make it back in.

[Trisha Deneke comes from behind and distracts The Original Gangsta.
Hot Shot Donovan reenters the ring.
The Original Gangsta follows him back in.
Hot Shot Donovan whips The Original Gangsta into the ropes, but
The Original Gangsta reverses it.
The Original Gangsta hits Hot Shot Donovan with a swinging neckbreaker.]

Chip: And that's the setup move for the Gangsta's Paradise!

Fool: But Trisha's up on the apron!

[Trisha Deneke throws Hot Shot Donovan the high heel shoe.
Hot Shot Donovan hits him with it and goes for the pin.]

Fool: High-heeled pump between the eyes by Donovan!

Chip: Ceigersmidt's calling for the bell.

Fool: It doesn't matter, Chip.

[Sean Ceigersmidt disqualifies Hot Shot Donovan.
The crowd boos.]

RA: Here is your winner by disqualification, in 10:49, The Original
Gangsta!

[Hot Shot grabs his belt and hustles Trisha to the back as "Is there a
heaven for a Gangsta" begins to play.  Mr. Bone Breaker, after checking to
make sure O.G. is okay, raises the challenger's hand in victory.]

Chip: Hot Shot keeps the belt, but he has to resort to underhanded
tactics to do so.  There's going to be a rematch.

Fool: Well, by SWF rules, there has to be a rematch.  But this time, Hot
Shot will be ready for the Original Gangsta.

Chip: O.G. gets the victory here at the Ides of March.  Fans, our next
match is one of the most highly anticipated in SWF history as HardRock
defends his title against the former International champ, Sean McKenzie.

Fool: The best part is, since I don't like either of them, I can be
impartial!

Chip: Good grief.  Let's go up to Rick Ascott for the introductions.

RA: The following match is for the SWF International Title.  ["Sons Of
Scotland" by James Horner starts to play.  Introducing first, being led to
the ring by his manger, Lady Jezebel, from Edinburgh, Scotland, weighing
in at 375 pounds, here is Sean "The Duke" McKenzie!!

[Jezebel and McKenzie make their way to the ring.  McKenzie hands out
white roses to the fans along the aisle.  They enter the ring and the
music dies out and "La Grange" by ZZ Top starts to play.]

RA: And his opponent, being led to the ring by his manager, Stefania,
from Montreal, Canada, weighing in at 333 pounds, here is the SWF
International Champion, HardRock!!

[HardRock and Stefania emerge from the back.  Several fireworks are
launched as the two make their way to the ring.  The crowd cheers them
on.]

Chip: Terry Rawlings is your referee, and we're set to go!

[The bell rings.  They lock up.
Sean McKenzie whips HardRock into the ropes, but HardRock reverses it.
HardRock nails Sean McKenzie with a dropkick.
HardRock is going for the pin.
Terry Rawlings counts: One, two, kickout.
HardRock goes for a figure-four leglock, but Sean McKenzie counters it
with a kick-off.
Sean McKenzie hits a jack-knife power bomb on HardRock.
Terry Rawlings counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

Chip: A pair of quick two counts.  These two men have had their paths
intertwined ever since The Duke won the International Title back at Nuclear
Winter.

Fool: HardRock has never beaten McKenzie, right?

Chip: Right.

[A small "Sean McKenzie" chant is being started.
Sean McKenzie whips HardRock into the ropes, but HardRock reverses it.
Sean McKenzie goes for a dropkick to the knee, but HardRock counters it
with a side step.
There's a small reaction to HardRock.
Sean McKenzie takes HardRock down with a DDT.
The crowd is responding to Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie hits HardRock with a double-axhandle chop.
Sean McKenzie executes a dragon suplex on HardRock.
Terry Rawlings counts: One, two, kickout.]

Fool: Another near fall!  Maybe this match will end quickly.

Chip: McKenzie faced HardRock back at New Year's Bash, and successfully
defended the International Title against him.  Then McKenzie vacated the
belt...

Fool: ...to go look for his smile.

[Sean McKenzie is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sean McKenzie executes a Big Leg Drop on HardRock.
Sean McKenzie catches HardRock in a double reverse chinlock.
Sean McKenzie lets go after 13 seconds.
HardRock takes Sean McKenzie down with a jack-knife power bomb.
Terry Rawlings counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is responding to HardRock.]

Chip: Nice jack-knife by HardRock.

Fool: It's just so nice to work for a fed where that move is still
legal.

[HardRock runs into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie hits HardRock with a shoulderblock.
Sean McKenzie whips HardRock into the ropes, but HardRock reverses it.
HardRock hits Sean McKenzie with a shoulderblock.
HardRock locks Sean McKenzie in a double reverse chinlock.
Sean McKenzie tries to fight the pain.]

Chip: Chinlock by HardRock!  He's got McKenzie in the middle of the
ring!

Fool: It's not really a submission hold, and Sean is edging toward the
ropes, but it's a great move for wearing down a bigger opponent.

Chip: He's had the challenger in it for over half a minute now.

[Sean McKenzie reaches the ropes after being trapped for 38 seconds.
HardRock whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
HardRock hits Sean McKenzie with an elbow.
HardRock executes a dropkick on Sean McKenzie.
HardRock uses a diving elbow smash on Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is responding to HardRock.
HardRock goes for a clothesline, but Sean McKenzie counters it with a
crucifix.
Terry Rawlings counts: One, kickout.]

Chip: Crucifix and a near fall by the 375 pounder from Edinburgh!

Fool: But Rocky's been in control of this match for a while now.

[Sean McKenzie runs into the ropes.
HardRock takes Sean McKenzie down with a knee to the back.
Sean McKenzie uses a spinebuster slam on HardRock.
Terry Rawlings counts: One, shoulder up.
Sean McKenzie complains about a slow count.]

Chip: HardRock won the tournament to crown a new International champ
last month.  In order to do so, he defeated Tom Pho, Doug Bacon and Axel Mate.

Fool: Stop trying to make me care about HardRock.  You know it won't
work.

[The crowd is cheering on Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie goes for a German suplex, but HardRock counters it with
a backward kick.
The crowd is responding to HardRock.
HardRock runs into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie hits HardRock with a spinebuster slam.
Terry Rawlings counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is really behind Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie nails HardRock with a dragon suplex.
Terry Rawlings counts: One, two, kickout.]

Chip: Big dragon suplex by McKenzie.  Two near falls, and the Duke is
back on the offensive.

Fool: Don't forget how close McKenzie came to becoming World Champion
back at Valentine's Day Massacre.

Chip: And he beat Equalizer on Triumphant Tuesday back on the 3rd.

[There are lots of chants for Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock nails Sean McKenzie with a flying forearm.
Terry Rawlings counts: One, two, shoulder up.
A small "HardRock" chant is being started.]

Chip: Big flying forearm.

Fool: One of HardRock's better moves.

[HardRock chops Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie kicks HardRock.
Sean McKenzie chops HardRock.
A small "Sean McKenzie" chant is being started.
Sean McKenzie hits HardRock with a headlock takedown.
Sean McKenzie whips HardRock into the ropes.
HardRock executes a powerslam on Sean McKenzie.]

Chip: The cover!

[Terry Rawlings counts: One, two, shoulder up.
[HardRock takes Sean McKenzie down with a DDT.
There are lots of chants for HardRock.]

RA: 5 minutes gone by.  There are 40 minutes remaining.

Fool: Once again, I don't see these big men holding up for 45 minutes.

Chip: But we have seen tremendous displays of stamina from both HardRock
and McKenzie before.

[Sean McKenzie hits the Running Forearm Smash on HardRock.
Terry Rawlings counts: One, two, kickout.
Sean McKenzie is getting a good reaction from the crowd.]

Chip: Another two count by McKenzie.

Fool: He's picking HardRock up!

[Sean McKenzie uses a Tombstone on HardRock.
The crowd is really behind Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie goes for a European uppercut, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock runs into the ropes.
HardRock misses with a shoulderblock.
Sean McKenzie hits HardRock with a backdrop.
Sean McKenzie hits a choke slam on HardRock.
Sean McKenzie goes for a double reverse chinlock, but HardRock counters
it with a facerake.]

Chip: McKenzie went for the chinlock, and HardRock responded the only
way he could.

Fool: I love watching these "fan favorites" cheat during big matches.
They're such hypocrites.

[HardRock uses a flying forearm on Sean McKenzie.
Terry Rawlings counts: One, shoulder up.
HardRock uses a flying forearm on Sean McKenzie.
Terry Rawlings counts: One, shoulder up.
HardRock runs into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie misses with a clothesline.
Sean McKenzie executes a double-axhandle chop on HardRock.
Sean McKenzie hits HardRock with a Gorilla Press.]

Fool: He picked the 333 pounder up like a sack of potatoes!

Chip: Big Gorilla press by McKenzie!

[Sean McKenzie uses a dragon suplex on HardRock.
Both men's shoulders are on the mat.]

Chip: McKenzie needs to pull his shoulder up!

[Terry Rawlings counts: One, Sean McKenzie lifts a shoulder, two,
kickout.]

Fool: HardRock kicked out!

Chip: We nearly had a double pin.  The match continues!

[The crowd is really behind Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock nails Sean McKenzie with a punch.
HardRock runs into the ropes.
HardRock hits Sean McKenzie with a shoulderblock.
HardRock whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
HardRock uses a flying forearm on Sean McKenzie.
Terry Rawlings counts: One, two, kickout.]

Chip: Kickout by McKenzie!

Fool: This could be it...

[There are lots of chants for HardRock.
HardRock hits a DDT on Sean McKenzie.
HardRock is going for the pin.]

Chip: DDT!  The cover!

[Terry Rawlings counts: One, two,...]

Fool: It's over.

[thr... shoulder up!]

Chip: Somehow, The Duke gets his shoulder up!

Fool: He's on his feet!

[Sean McKenzie hits HardRock with a DDT.
The crowd is really behind Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie throws HardRock out of the ring.
Sean McKenzie goes through the ropes.]

Fool: Hey, Chip?

Chip: Yeah?

[Terry Rawlings counts:  1.]

Fool: DUCK!

[Sean McKenzie whips HardRock into the announcer's table.
Terry Rawlings counts:  2.
Sean McKenzie uses a spinebuster slam on HardRock.]

Chip: Are we on?

Fool: Why can't these guys use the Spanish announcers' table?

[Terry Rawlings counts:  3.
Sean McKenzie locks HardRock in a chinlock deathlock submission.
Terry Rawlings counts:  4.
Sean McKenzie executes a diving elbow smash on HardRock.
Terry Rawlings counts:  5.
Sean McKenzie takes HardRock down with a European uppercut.
Sean McKenzie reenters the ring.
HardRock follows him back in.]

Chip: Both men wisely deciding to re-enter the ring.

Fool: Lucky for us.  What did I ever say to them?

[Sean McKenzie runs into the ropes.
HardRock hits Sean McKenzie with a clothesline.
Sean McKenzie falls out of the ring.
HardRock jumps onto him with a plancha.
The crowd is behind HardRock all the way.
Terry Rawlings counts:  1.
HardRock goes for the Zack Attack, but Sean McKenzie counters it with
a half Boston.]

Chip: HardRock takes the fight back out to the floor.

Fool: Which is always a god place for the champ to be during a title
match.

[Sean McKenzie whips HardRock into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.]

RA: 10 minutes gone by.  There are 35 minutes remaining.

Fool: Don't let them over here, Chip.

Chip: Me?  What can I do?

[HardRock takes Sean McKenzie down with a DDT.
Terry Rawlings counts:  2.
HardRock goes for a cobra clutch, but Sean McKenzie blocks it.
Sean McKenzie throws HardRock back into the ring.
Sean McKenzie goes for a spinebuster slam, but HardRock counters it with
a kneelift.
HardRock chops Sean McKenzie.]

Chip: That DDT on the floor by HardRock took a lot out of McKenzie.

Fool: He's hurtin', Chip.

[HardRock has the crowd going wild.
HardRock punches Sean McKenzie.
HardRock has the crowd going wild.
Sean McKenzie punches HardRock.
The crowd is really behind Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie hits HardRock.]

Chip: They're trading punches in the middle of the ring!  What
intensity!  What fortitude!

Fool: Keep your hat on, JR.

[The crowd is really behind Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie goes for a choke slam, but HardRock counters it with
a kick to the midsection.
HardRock hits a knee to the back on Sean McKenzie.
HardRock goes for a powerslam, but Sean McKenzie counters it with a
lariat.
Sean McKenzie nails HardRock with a diving elbow smash.
Sean McKenzie has the crowd going wild.
Sean McKenzie executes a Gorilla Press on HardRock.
Sean McKenzie has the crowd going wild.]

Chip: Another Gorilla Press by Sean McKenzie!

Fool: I don't know where The Duke got the energy, Chip.  I thought he
was done.

[Sean McKenzie goes for a European uppercut, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock uses a knee to the back on Sean McKenzie.
HardRock punches Sean McKenzie.
The chants for HardRock are deafening.
HardRock punches Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie punches HardRock.
Sean McKenzie kicks HardRock.
The crowd is behind Sean McKenzie all the way.]

Chip: We can barely hear ourselves over all the noise here.

Fool: I can barely hear you, and that's a good thing.

[Sean McKenzie goes for a diving elbow smash, but HardRock counters it
with a faceslam.
HardRock hits a rolling kick on Sean McKenzie.
HardRock chops Sean McKenzie.
HardRock chops Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is behind HardRock all the way.
HardRock hits Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is behind HardRock all the way.
HardRock hits a clothesline on Sean McKenzie.]

Chip: Big clothesline and down goes the challenger.

Fool: HardRock's going for another submission move.

[HardRock puts Sean McKenzie in a cobra clutch.
Sean McKenzie is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Sean McKenzie breaks the hold with an armdrag takedown after 5 seconds.
Sean McKenzie hits HardRock with a double-axhandle chop.
Sean McKenzie whips HardRock into the ropes.
HardRock hits Sean McKenzie with a kick.
HardRock uses a flying dropkick on Sean McKenzie.
HardRock has the crowd going wild.]

Chip: An incredibly agile move for the 333 pounder!

Fool: These are two of the best big men in the sport, Chip.  HardRock
can attack you a number of different ways.

[HardRock goes for a figure-four leglock, but Sean McKenzie counters it
with a kick-off.
Sean McKenzie hits HardRock with a spinebuster slam.
Terry Rawlings counts: One, two, kickout.]

Chip: Sidewalk slam!

Fool: Where the hell did THAT come from?

[The crowd is going crazy.
Sean McKenzie goes for a diving elbow smash, but HardRock counters it
with a faceslam.
HardRock nails Sean McKenzie with a choke slam.
HardRock goes for the Zack Attack, but Sean McKenzie counters it with
a headscissors submission.
HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Sean McKenzie goes for a Tombstone, but HardRock counters it with a
slidedown.
HardRock hits a dragon suplex on Sean McKenzie.
Terry Rawlings counts: One, kickout.]

Chip: More high impact offense from HardRock.

Fool: He hasn't been able to hit the Zack Attack, so he needs to punish
Scotch Guard more.
Either that or borrow Stefania's shoe and call it a night.

[HardRock hits Sean McKenzie with a rolling kick.
HardRock goes for a punch, but Sean McKenzie reverses it.
Sean McKenzie catches HardRock in a bearhug.
HardRock is struggling to reach the ropes.
Sean McKenzie lets go after 5 seconds.
Sean McKenzie goes for the Execution, but HardRock counters it with a
low blow.]

Chip & Fool: Ooooohhhhhhhh!

Fool: Great Greco-Roman shot to the 'nads by HardRock.  God, I love
technical wrestling.

[The crowd is behind HardRock all the way.
HardRock goes for a power bomb, but Sean McKenzie counters it with a
backdrop.
Sean McKenzie whips HardRock into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but HardRock counters
it with a duck-down move.
HardRock goes for a flying dropkick, but Sean McKenzie counters it with
a duck-down move.
Sean McKenzie kicks HardRock.
HardRock punches Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is giving HardRock a standing ovation.]

Chip: Back and forth they go, with neither man showing signs of
quitting.

Fool: HardRock's a quitter.  We saw that at the last pay-per-view.

[Sean McKenzie kicks HardRock.
The chants for Sean McKenzie are deafening.
Sean McKenzie chops HardRock.
The crowd is behind Sean McKenzie all the way.
Sean McKenzie hits a diving elbow smash on HardRock.
HardRock goes for a power bomb, but Sean McKenzie blocks it.
Sean McKenzie hits HardRock.
Sean McKenzie hits HardRock.]

Chip: And it's McKenzie now, taking over on offense.

Fool: Look at Jezebel!  Look at Stefania!

Chip: You mean how closely the two managers are following the match?

Fool: No!  Just look at them!  They're hotties!

[The chants for Sean McKenzie are deafening.
HardRock hits Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie kicks HardRock.
Sean McKenzie has the crowd going wild.
Sean McKenzie hits HardRock.
Sean McKenzie has the crowd going wild.
HardRock chops Sean McKenzie.
The crowd erupts.
Sean McKenzie hits HardRock.]

RA: 15 minutes gone by.  There are 30 minutes remaining.

Chip: The champion is reeling from the onslaught of the man who wants to
retake his title.

Fool: Either that or he tried those "Rocky Mountain Oysters".

[Sean McKenzie chops HardRock.
The chants for Sean McKenzie are deafening.
HardRock chops Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for HardRock.
Sean McKenzie kicks HardRock.
Sean McKenzie locks HardRock in a bearhug.
Sean McKenzie lets go after 6 seconds.]

Fool: He's letting go?  What he's doing?

Chip: He's got both arms hooked!  It's the Execution!

[Sean McKenzie executes the Execution on HardRock.
Sean McKenzie has the crowd going wild.]

Fool: No one gets up from that!  New champion!

[Sean McKenzie goes for the pin.
Terry Rawlings counts:...]

Chip: One!  Two!

[...One, two, thr... kickout.]

Chip: He kicked out!

Fool: You're jerking me!  How did HardRock kick out?

[Sean McKenzie runs into the ropes.
HardRock hits Sean McKenzie with a kick.
HardRock uses a powerslam on Sean McKenzie.
Terry Rawlings counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]

Chip: And HardRock rallies for a two count.

Fool: What do these guys have to do to end this match?

[HardRock executes a kneedrop on Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for HardRock.
HardRock runs into the ropes.
HardRock misses with a clothesline.
Sean McKenzie misses with an elbow.
HardRock hits Sean McKenzie with a kick.
HardRock runs into the ropes.
HardRock and Sean McKenzie get hit with a double clothesline.]

Chip: They're both down!  This has to be one of the greatest
International Title matches I've ever seen!

Fool: HardRock's back up first, Chip.

[HardRock throws Sean McKenzie out of the ring.
Terry Rawlings counts: one, two, three, four, Sean McKenzie reenters the
ring.
HardRock nails Sean McKenzie with a jumping DDT.]

Chip: DDT!  It's over.

Fool: I don't know.  Does Zack have the strength to execute the Zack
Attack?

[Sean McKenzie nails him with a three finger choke hold.]

Chip: Three-finger choke!  Out of desperation!

Fool: He's hooking the arms!

[Sean McKenzie executes the Execution on HardRock.]

Chip: Execution!  Execution!

[The crowd is behind Sean McKenzie all the way.
Sean McKenzie goes for the pin.
Terry Rawlings counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sean McKenzie.]

Chip: Sean McKenzie is the first two-time International Champion in SWF
history!

RA: Here is your winner, in 17:00, and once again the SWF International
Champion, Sean "The Duke" McKenzie!

Fool: He had to break the rules, but hell, I can respect that.

["Sons of Scotland" plays as McKenzie and Lady Jezebel celebrate.  There
are tears of joy in Jezebel's eyes.  HardRock is on his hands and knees,
and Stefania is holding his head.]

Chip: HardRock has to be devastated.  The leader of the Triple Threat
Kliq went through a grueling tournament to capture the International Title,
his first major title in our sport.  And he has lost it tonight to the one
man he vowed never to lose to again.

Fool: He'll be back.  Guys like that always come back.

Chip: That's a very unusual observation for you, Tim, given your dislike
of HardRock.

Fool: He'll be back, just like cockroaches, disco, bell bottoms and
Roseanne Barr.  Some things are just too damn awful to die, and HardRock
is one of them.

Chip: On that disrespectful, miserable note, we give our congratulations
to Sean McKenzie, and we turn things over to Vance McMihn and Johnny Ventures
for the remainder of the show.  Good night, everybody!

[Cut to a shot of Vance McMihn and Johnny Ventures at the SWF broadcast
booth.]

VM: Thank you guys.  We still have 3 title matches to go.  Including the
World Title Match where Equalizer will defend his belt against the
mystery gangsta.  A match that will just add even more to the excitement
we've already seen here tonight.

JV: Indeed.  We saw Mr. Shhh give up his American Title match in order
to help preserve Trinity.  And Donovan caught off guard by having to
wrestle the Original Gangsta decided that the only way to keep his belt
was to get himself disqualified.  We also saw McKenzie win back the
title that was rightfully his.

VM: And the fin doesn't stop there.  Let's go to Rick Ascott for the
next match.

RA: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is for the SWF Tag Team
Titles.  ["Sleep When I'm Dead" by Bon Jovi starts to play.]
Introducing first, weighing in at a combined weight of 536 pounds, here
are the Living Dead!!

[The lights dim and the arena is only illuminated by strobe lights as
the two men make their way to the ring.  The crowd boos them.  As they
enter the ring the music dies down and "Song 2" by Blur starts to play.]

RA: And their opponents, being led to the ring by their manager, the
Master Of Pain, weighing in at a combined weight of 530 pounds, here are
the SWF Tag Team Champions, Sound & Fury!!

[There is a huge explosion at the entrance and Sound & Fury come running
down to the ring while the Master Of Pain casually strolls on down.
Sound & Fury enters the ring and fireworks are launched from the corners
of the ring.  The crowd is cheering them on.]

VM: All right.  We're going to see the current champions take on the
former champions.  These two have enver met esach other before in
regular competition.  They did meet in that triangle title match.

JV: I still can't believe that the Thugz were stupid enough to defend
the belts against 2 teams at once.

VM: well they were trying to do the honorable thing.  There's the bell
and it looks like Rigor & Boom-Boom will start things off.

[They lock up.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich throws Rigor out of the ring.
Scott Thomas counts: one, two, three, Rigor reenters the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich puts Rigor in a hangman.
Rigor reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a kick to the midsection, but Rigor blocks it.
Rigor throws Boom-Boom Obuhowich out of the ring.
Scott Thomas counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Boom-Boom Obuhowich
reenters the ring.]

VM: Both men taking time outside of the ring.

[Rigor hits a headbutt on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Rigor nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a gutwrench suplex.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Rigor goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
counters it with a facerake.
Rigor gets a full nelson on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5
seconds.]

VM: Rigor is desperately trying to wear down the big man with the
submission holds.

JV: Hey not a bad strategy.  They certainly can't outpower him.  By the
way I just want to say that the Living Dead had the best part in the
opening to the PPV.

[Rigor tags out to Mortis.
Danny Bens enters the ring and lays out Rigor.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens whip Mortis into the ropes.
They hit Mortis with a double backdrop.
Danny Bens leaves the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a neck snap, but Mortis blocks it.
Mortis runs into the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes Mortis down with a bodyslam.]

VM: You liked the crucification joke?

JV: Hell yeah.  Another good one is to have the crucifix falling forward
as the guy yells "F[beep]ing beavers!"

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich uses a Big Leg Drop on Mortis.
The crowd is responding to Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich tags out to Danny Bens.
Danny Bens and Boom-Boom Obuhowich hit Mortis with a double flying axhandle.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich leaves the ring.
Danny Bens takes Mortis down with a back heel kick.
Danny Bens hits Mortis with a European uppercut.
Danny Bens goes for a tiger suplex, but Mortis blocks it.
Mortis tags out to Rigor.]

VM: I personally think that jokes about crucification are tasteless.

JV: C'mon, if you can't joke about crucifications, what can you
make fun of?

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich enters the ring and throws Mortis out of the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich uses a backbreaker on Rigor.
Danny Bens uses a reverse flying elbowdrop on Rigor.
The crowd is responding to Danny Bens.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich leaves the ring.
Danny Bens executes a flying clothesline on Rigor.
The crowd is cheering on Danny Bens.
Danny Bens hits flying headscissors on Rigor.]

VM: The Mangler with a whole series of aerobactic moves.

[Danny Bens punches Rigor.
Danny Bens is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Rigor chops Danny Bens.
Rigor hits Danny Bens.
A small "Rigor" chant is being started.
Rigor kicks Danny Bens.
The crowd is responding to Rigor.
Rigor runs into the ropes.
Rigor catches Danny Bens in a sleeperhold.]

VM: Sleeperhold by Rigor.  Fans don't forget that later on we will
finally find out who the mystery gangsta is.

JV: This is a PPV McMihn.  If they're watching, they are going to stay
around for that.  Otherwise, they wasted $29.95.

[Danny Bens reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Rigor takes Danny Bens down with a Russian legsweep.
Rigor goes for a Russian legsweep, but Danny Bens counters it with an
elbowsmash.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Rigor
counters it with a duck-down move.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Danny Bens.]

VM: Boom-Boom just clocked his own man!!!  Rigor's going for the pin!

[The crowd is cheering on Rigor.
Rigor goes for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich leaves the ring.]

VM: Almost a three count.  That was almost a VERY costly mistake.

JV: Can you imagine the embarassment of losing the belts like that?

[Rigor nails Danny Bens with a dropkick to the knee.
Rigor goes for a backbreaker, but Danny Bens counters it with a facerake.
Danny Bens goes for a kneelift, but Rigor counters it with a side step.
Rigor puts Danny Bens in a figure-four leglock.
Danny Bens reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Rigor hits a kick to the midsection on Danny Bens.
Rigor executes the Rigor Vigor on Danny Bens.]

VM: It's noogie time!

[Danny Bens tries to escape the hold.
Danny Bens summons one last burst of energy.
Scott Thomas checks Danny Bens's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.]

JV: Noogie Nights.

[He lifts it... it stays up !
Danny Bens fights his way out of the hold after 30 seconds.
Danny Bens throws Rigor out of the ring.
Danny Bens goes through the ropes.]

JV: Danny shouldn't be in such a hurry to go out after him.  He got
noogied for a long time.  He should tag out to his partner.

[There are lots of chants for Danny Bens.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich comes over to make it two-on-one.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits the Running Forearm Smash on Rigor.
Danny Bens executes a dragon suplex on Rigor.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich nails Rigor with the Running Forearm Smash.]

VM: And Sound & Fury is double teaming on the outside.

JV: Hey why not?  The real question is why the hell Mortis isn't coming
over to help out his partner.

[Danny Bens goes for a tiger suplex, but Rigor blocks it.
Scott Thomas counts:  1.
Rigor whips Danny Bens into the guardrail.
Rigor catches Danny Bens in an armbar submission.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Scott Thomas counts:  2.
Rigor whips Danny Bens into the guardrail.
Rigor reenters the ring.
Danny Bens follows him back in.]

VM: Well Rigor & Mortis have been having a difference of opinion lately.
As a matter of fact, on Tirumphant Tuesday, they will be on opposite sides in
the Trinity vs. Trinity 6 man tag match.

[Rigor takes Danny Bens down with a bodyslam.
Rigor is going for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Rigor complains about a slow count.
Mortis enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Rigor and Mortis whip Danny Bens into the ropes.
They hit Danny Bens with a double fist to the midsection.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich enters the ring and throws Mortis out of the ring.]

JV: See?  Boom-Boom comes in whenever Danny gets double teamed.  The
Living Dead need to rebuild that in their team.

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Rigor with the Running Forearm Smash.
Scott Thomas counts: One, kickout.
Danny Bens nails Rigor with a tiger suplex.
The crowd is really behind Danny Bens.
Danny Bens executes the Ab Blaster on Rigor.
The crowd is really behind Danny Bens.
Danny Bens goes for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, Mortis makes the save.]

VM: Well we just saw some of it right there as Mortis came in to save
his partner.

[Danny Bens tags out to Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Rigor nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a powerslam.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is going crazy.
Rigor tags out to Mortis.
Mortis and Rigor whip Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
They hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double clothesline.
Danny Bens enters the ring and throws Rigor out of the ring.]

JV: Again.  Sound & Fury are right there for each other.

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens whip Mortis into the ropes.
They hit Mortis with a double backdrop.
Danny Bens leaves the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Mortis into the ropes, but Mortis reverses it.
Mortis misses with a clothesline.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich uses a side suplex on Mortis.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Mortis into the ropes, but Mortis reverses it.
Mortis hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with an elbow.
Mortis goes for a camel clutch, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich chops Mortis.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Mortis.
The crowd is cheering on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Danny Bens enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Danny Bens uses a flying clothesline on Mortis.]

VM: Sound & Fury have been doing some excellent tag teaming tonight.

JV: Well, aside from when Boomer hit Danny and nearly cost them the
belts.

VM: Yes, but at least it was a good forearm smash.

[There are lots of chants for Danny Bens.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a full nelson, but Mortis counters it with
a backward kick.
Danny Bens leaves the ring.
Mortis nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a vertical suplex.
Mortis kicks Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
The crowd is cheering on Mortis.
Mortis chops Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Mortis is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Mortis.
The crowd is cheering on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for an atomic drop, but Mortis counters it with
a bulldog headlock.
Rigor enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Mortis and Rigor whip Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double backdrop, but he counters
it with a double headsmash.]

JV: Proof that two heads are better than one.

[Rigor leaves the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich locks Mortis in a double chickenwing submission.
Mortis is struggling to reach the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich lets go after 14 seconds.]

JV: Stupid, stupid, stupid...  Never let go of your opponent.

VM: Maybe he's going to hit him with another move.

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich runs into the ropes.
Mortis hits a thrust kick to the head on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Mortis is getting a good reaction from the crowd.]

VM: Or maybe not.

[Mortis is going for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Mortis executes a choke slam on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Mortis is going for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mortis complains about a slow count.
Mortis poses for the crowd.]

JV: First you bitch, then you pose.  Yeah that makes sense.

[Mortis is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Mortis goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
counters it with a facerake.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Mortis into the ropes.
Mortis bumps into Scott Thomas.]

VM: And down goes Scott Thomas.

JV: I find it really amazing that the executive producer of such shows as
One West Waikiki, Poltergeist: The Legacy and Team Knight Rider would
take time out of his busy schedule to be a referee in the SWF.

VM: Wrong Scott Thomas.

[Mortis misses with an elbow.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich gets a bearhug on Mortis.
There is no referee there to ask Mortis.
Mortis tries to escape the hold.
Mortis is struggling to reach the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich lets go after 16 seconds.]

JV: Boom-Boom is one card short of a full deck, He's not quite a
shilling.  One drink short of a chablis, he's not his usual top billing.

VM: Been listening to Queen again, huh?

JV: Hell yeah.

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes the Running Forearm Smash on Mortis.
There is no referee to count.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich uses an atomic drop on Mortis.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich chops Mortis.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich punches Mortis.
The crowd is cheering on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Mortis.]

JV: Now if either team was smart, they'd jump in there and double team
while Scotty takes a nap on the mat.

[Mortis punches Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
The crowd is cheering on Mortis.
Mortis hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Mortis chops Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
The crowd is cheering on Mortis.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich chops Mortis.
There are lots of chants for Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich gets a standing wristlock on Mortis.
There is no referee there to ask Mortis.
Scott Thomas is back on the job.]

JV: Welcome back to the land of the living Scott.

VM: Or the land of the Living Dead as the case may be.

[Mortis is struggling to reach the ropes.
Mortis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich punches Mortis.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Mortis.
Mortis kicks Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Mortis hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich kicks Mortis.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich chops Mortis.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich has the crowd going wild.]

VM: Boom-Boom and Mortis are brawling away in the middle of the ring.

[Mortis hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Mortis tags out to Rigor.
Rigor and Mortis whip Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double kick to the midsection,
but he counters it with a double clothesline.
Mortis leaves the ring.]

VM: The Living Dead have been having a hard time double teaming
Boom-Boom.

JV: Well the guy is like 7 feet tall.

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Rigor into the turnbuckle.
Rigor comes back, but is met with a clothesline.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich throws Rigor out of the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes through the ropes.
The chants for Boom-Boom Obuhowich are deafening.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich uses a neck snap on Rigor.
Scott Thomas counts:  1.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Rigor into the guardrail.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits a punch on Rigor.]

VM: Boom-Boom has been cleaning house.

JV: He's proof that steroids work.

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Rigor into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Scott Thomas counts:  2.
Danny Bens comes over to make it two-on-one.
Danny Bens uses a flying clothesline on Rigor.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a full nelson, but Rigor counters it with
a backward kick.
Rigor catches Boom-Boom Obuhowich in a double chickenwing submission.
Rigor goes for an atomic drop, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it.]

VM: I'll have you know that the SWF has one of the strictest drug
testing policies.

JV: Please, if that were the case Flash and Gods Tears wouldn't even be
in the league.

[Scott Thomas counts:  3.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a punch, but Rigor blocks it.
Scott Thomas counts:  4.
Rigor reenters the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich follows him back in.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Rigor
counters it with a duck-down move.
Rigor hits a dropkick on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Rigor whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
reverses it.
Rigor bumps into Scott Thomas.]

VM: And again Scott Thomas goes down.

JV: I think we need to have the refs pass a physical.  They seem to be
such wimps.

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Rigor with a backdrop.
Rigor falls out of the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes through the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich knocks Rigor into the ringsteps.
The chants for Boom-Boom Obuhowich are deafening.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Rigor into the guardrail.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits a bodyslam on Rigor.
Rigor is busted wide open.]

Crowd: BLOOD!!!!!

VM: Looks like we drew the hardcore fans tonight.

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a hangman, but Rigor counters it with
a backward kick.
Rigor whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the guardrail.
Master Of Pain comes from behind, but Rigor nails Master Of Pain.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Rigor into the guardrail.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich reenters the ring.
Rigor follows him back in.
Rigor whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
Rigor misses with a clothesline.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Rigor with a shoulderblock.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich gives the sign for the Choke Slam.
Danny Bens enters the ring.]

VM: Sound and Fury are going for the Shake 'n Bake!

JV: But Scott Thomas is still down!

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich lifts Rigor up.
Danny Bens nails Rigor with the Shake 'N Bake and goes for the pin.
The chants for Danny Bens are deafening.
There is no referee to count.]

JV: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...

[Scott Thomas is back on the job.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, Mortis makes the save.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]

VM: Danny had the pin 3 times there.

JV: Yeah, well they were stupid enough to go for the Shake 'n Bake while
Scotty was unconcious.

[Mortis enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens whip Rigor into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Rigor with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a
duck-down move.
Rigor hits them with a double clothesline.
Danny Bens leaves the ring.]

JV: It's about time Danny got out of the ring.  He was in there for
waaaay more than a 5 count.

[Rigor takes Boom-Boom Obuhowich down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Rigor is bleeding like hell.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Rigor with a ropeburn.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a side suplex, but Rigor blocks it.
Rigor executes a gutwrench suplex on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Rigor whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the turnbuckle, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
reverses it.
Rigor comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection.
Rigor goes for a choke slam, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it.]

VM: Rigor tried to use Boom-Boom's finsiher on him.

JV: Hell, half the league uses a choke slam.  The only reason Boom-Boom
does it so well is because of his height.

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Rigor into the ropes, but Rigor reverses it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich misses with a kick.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich misses with a kick.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Rigor with an elbow.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Rigor
blocks it.
Rigor whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
reverses it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Rigor with an elbow.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Rigor with a low blow.]

VM: Boom-Boom has been in there for a long time.  He should really
consider tagging out to the Mangler.

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a headbutt, but Rigor blocks it.
Rigor whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
reverses it.
Rigor hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a kick.
Rigor puts Boom-Boom Obuhowich in a chinlock deathlock submission.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Rigor gets a sleeperhold on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich breaks the hold with a jawbreaker after 5 seconds.]

JV: Did I just see teeth go flying out of Rigor's mouth?

VM: No, I think that was just saliva.

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a side suplex, but Rigor blocks it.
Rigor tags out to Mortis.
Mortis and Rigor whip Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
They hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double fist to the midsection.
Danny Bens enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Mortis and Rigor whip Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
They hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double clothesline.
Rigor leaves the ring.]

VM: I think that was the first successful double team against the big
man.

[Mortis uses a fist to the midsection on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Mortis executes a vertical suplex on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Mortis throws Boom-Boom Obuhowich out of the ring.
Scott Thomas counts: one, two, three, Boom-Boom Obuhowich reenters the ring.
Rigor enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Mortis and Rigor whip Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double fist to the midsection,
but he counters it with a double clothesline.
Rigor leaves the ring.]

JV: Well it didn't work that time.  It only works once on the big man.

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich runs into the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a kick to the midsection, but Mortis blocks it.
Mortis nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a rana.
Scott Thomas counts: One, shoulder up.
Mortis executes a choke slam on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
The crowd is going crazy.]

VM: He did it!!  He nailed him with his own finisher!

[Mortis gets a chinlock deathlock submission on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Mortis uses a fist to the midsection on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Mortis executes a Frankensteiner on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.]

VM: Frankenmortis!

JV: You're beginning to sound like The Fool.  "The Fool", what type of
nick name is that?  Who gave it to him?  Mister T?

VM: Who cares!  Here's the count!!

[Scott Thomas counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.]

VM: He did it!!!  We have new champions!!!

["Sleep When I'm Dead" by Bon Jovi starts to play.]

RA: The winners, and new SWF Tag Team Champions,  The Living Dead!!  In
a time of 19:01!

VM: A huge win for the Dead and more gold for Trinity.

JV: They're raking it in.  They got the World, American, and now the World
Titles!

[The Living Dead quickly grab their belts and make their way back to the
locker rooms.  Sound & Fury and The Master Of Pain are in the ring
looking at each other in disbelief before heading back to the locker
rooms.]

VM: Oh what a match.  And to think, we still have two more matches to
go. The roadies are already changing the ropes to barbwire, so
apparently President Frenck has some sort of Barbwire match in store for
the next match.  Let's take it back down to Rick Ascott.

RA: The following match is for the SWF Toughman Championship.  ["...And
Justice For All" by Metallica starts to blare.]  Introducing first, from
Los Angeles, California...

JV: The city with no football team.

RA: ...Weighing in at 294 pounds, here is Fatal Fury!!

[Fatal Fury comes storming down to the ring.  The fans boo him loudly.
Several fans start a "Rams Suck" chant.  He enters the ring and the
music dies down and "Look Into My Eyes" by Bone Thugs 'n Harmony start
to play.]

RA: And his opponent, from the Phillipines, weighing in at 245 pounds,
here is the SWF Toughman Champion, "Tiger" Tom Pho!!

[Fireworks are launched by the entranceway as Tom Pho makes his way to
the ring.  He stares at Fatal Fury the entire way.  The fans are
cheering wildly.  He enters the ring and continues to stare at Fatal
Fury.  The music dies down and "Cities On Flame" by Blue Oyster Cult
starts to play.  Brian Frenck walks out from the back and stands on the
platform and is carrying a handheld mic with him.]

BF: Hello everyone, I hope you all are having a good time.  Now, before
I announce the stips for this match, which I;m sure you have already
partly figured out, I would like to tell you all that Blue Oyster Cult's
new album, Heaven Forbid, will be released on March 24th.  This album
really rocks and I strongly suggest that you all get it.  They will even
be performing live at Birthday Blast.  Anyways, you all probably want to
hear the stips.  Well as you can tell by the barbwire surrounding the
ring, that it is a barbed wire match.  But the fun doesn't end there.
You will both have your right hand tied to a 6 foot piece of barbed
wire.  But wait there's more!  This match will also be falls count
anywhere.  Have fun guys.

[The roadies start tieing Fatal Fury and Tom Pho to the 6 foot piece of
babred wire.]

VM: All right!  This is going to be a tough match for Tom Pho who only
won the toughman belt 2 weeks ago.  Both men are tied and there's the
bell.

[They lock up.
Fatal Fury hits Tom Pho.
Tom Pho kicks Fatal Fury.
The crowd is responding to Tom Pho.
Fatal Fury kicks Tom Pho.
Tom Pho punches Fatal Fury.
The crowd is responding to Tom Pho.
Tom Pho chops Fatal Fury.
The crowd is responding to Tom Pho.]

VM: And both men start off trying to box things out.

JV: You know this match will really show us what type of toughman Tom
Pho.  He has had very little experience in the hardocre matches.  Unlike
his predecessors, Gods Tears and Sandman, who had an extensive
backgroubd in hardcore matches prior to their title reign.

[Tom Pho goes for a superkick, but Fatal Fury counters it with a duck-down move.
Fatal Fury grinds Tom Pho's face across the barbed wire.
Tom Pho is busted wide open.]

VM: Well it certainly didn't take long for Tom Pho to get busted open.

[Fatal Fury hits a reverse neckbreaker on Tom Pho.
Fatal Fury is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Fatal Fury nails Tom Pho with an inverted power bomb.
There are lots of chants for Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.
There are lots of chants for Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury grinds Tom Pho's face across the barbed wire.
Fatal Fury nails Tom Pho with a Tombstone.
The crowd is really behind Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury grinds Tom Pho's face across the barbed wire.]

VM: Fatal Fury making good use of that barbed wire.

[Fatal Fury gets a front facelock on Tom Pho.
Tom Pho reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Fatal Fury nails Tom Pho with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker.
Fatal Fury gets a sleeperhold on Tom Pho.
Tom Pho reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Tom Pho hits Fatal Fury with a superkick.
Fatal Fury hits him with the Barbed Wire.
Fatal Fury scrapes Tom Pho's face across the barbed wire.
Fatal Fury executes a powerslam on Tom Pho.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

JV: I have to say that Tom Pho sin't looking too good right now.  He
could have the shortest regin as Toughman Champ in SWF history.

[The crowd is going crazy.
Fatal Fury executes a choke slam on Tom Pho.
Fatal Fury throws Tom Pho out of the ring.
Fatal Fury goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Fatal Fury throws Tom Pho over the guardrail.
Fatal Fury grabs a baseball bat.
Fatal Fury hits him with the baseball bat.
Fatal Fury hits him with the baseball bat.]

JV: There's Fury's problem.  He should've been a baseball player instead
of a football player.  He's got good form.

[The crowd is going crazy.
Fatal Fury hits him with the Barbed Wire.
Fatal Fury is handed a baseball bat.
Fatal Fury hits him with the baseball bat.
The chants for Fatal Fury are deafening.
Fatal Fury whips Tom Pho into the guardrail.
Fatal Fury gets a sleeperhold on Tom Pho.]

VM: Have we seen any offense from the champ?

JV: Very little.

[Tom Pho tries to escape the hold.
Fatal Fury lets go after 12 seconds.
Fatal Fury hits him with the baseball bat.
The crowd is giving Fatal Fury a standing ovation.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Tom Pho goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury hits him with the Barbed Wire.
Fatal Fury whips Tom Pho into the guardrail.]

VM: I don't know what's on Tom Pho's mind, but this is the worst I've
ever seen him.

JV: He's too busy thinking about the all the endorsement he can do.

[Fatal Fury goes for a vertical suplex, but Tom Pho blocks it.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Tom Pho whips Fatal Fury into the guardrail.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Tom Pho takes Fatal Fury down with neck-scissors.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Tom Pho nails Fatal Fury with a kick to the head.
Tom Pho takes Fatal Fury down with a spinebuster slam.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling up the aisle.]

VM: Like what?

JV: Well Exxon is an obvoius choice.  "Put A Tiger In Your Tank"

[Tom Pho gets a sleeperhold on Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury is barely hanging in there.
Mark Matarese checks Fatal Fury's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up !]

VM: Tom Pho finally with some signs of life.  But Fury is fighting his
way out of that sleeperhold.

[Fatal Fury fights his way out of the hold after 48 seconds.
Fatal Fury hits him with the baseball bat.
The crowd is giving Fatal Fury a standing ovation.
Fatal Fury is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.]

VM: I thought we were going to have yet another new champion.

JV: I think we did.  That was as close to a three count as you can get
without it being a three count.  Had that been any other ref, I would
say that Fury should be the new champ, but Matarese is the head referee
and the best referee in the SWF.

[They're brawling inside the ring area.
Fatal Fury throws Tom Pho over the guardrail.
Fatal Fury uses a headbutt on Tom Pho.
They're brawling down the aisle.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Tom Pho nails Fatal Fury with a punch.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Tom Pho whips Fatal Fury into the guardrail.]

JV: You know what the great thing is about these falls count anywhere
matches?

VM: What?

JV: It gives the people with crappy seats a chance to see the action up
close.

[They're brawling up the aisle.
Tom Pho uses a Frankensteiner on Fatal Fury.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is going crazy.
Tom Pho grabs the ring bell.
Tom Pho hits him with the ring bell.]

JV: Now what the hell was the ring bell doing all the way out there?

[The crowd is going crazy.
Tom Pho whips Fatal Fury into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tom Pho throws Fatal Fury over the guardrail.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Tom Pho flings Fatal Fury over a row of chairs.]

VM: The fnas in the front couple rows are seeing the action really up
close and personal now.

JV: And that's why those seats cost $100 each.

[Tom Pho hits him with the ring bell.
Tom Pho has the crowd going wild.
Tom Pho uses a spinebuster slam on Fatal Fury.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Fatal Fury takes Tom Pho down with a headbutt.
Fatal Fury nails Tom Pho with a Tombstone.
Fatal Fury is grabs the Brass Knuckles.
Fatal Fury hits him with the Brass Knuckles.]

JV: They're using every weapon that there is.

VM: I'm suprised the fans have all these weapons with them.

JV: We should put metal detectors up at our shows.

[The crowd is going into a frenzy.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Fatal Fury hits him with the Brass Knuckles.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Fatal Fury nails Tom Pho with a belly-to-back suplex.
Fatal Fury knocks Tom Pho into the stairway.
The crowd erupts.]

VM: And now the fans on the upper deck are getting excited as the action
moves their direction.

[Fatal Fury hits him with the Brass Knuckles.
The crowd erupts.
Fatal Fury executes a reverse neckbreaker on Tom Pho.
The crowd is giving Fatal Fury a standing ovation.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Tom Pho executes a kick to the midsection on Fatal Fury.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
Tom Pho uses a thrust kick to the head on Fatal Fury.
The crowd is behind Tom Pho all the way.
Tom Pho knocks Fatal Fury into the stairway.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
They're brawling on the second floor.]

JV: They're even going up to the nose bleed seats!

VM: Well Fatal Fury keeps on climbing to get away from Tom Pho who seems
to have gotten his second win.

[Tom Pho grabs a frying pan.
Tom Pho hits him with the frying pan.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Tom Pho.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Tom Pho uses a tiger driver on Fatal Fury.]

VM: Tiger driver by Tiger!  He's going for the pin!

JV: And he has his feer on that chair to give him leverage!

[Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.]

JV: Man, talk about pulling a win out of your a[beep]!

["Look Into My Eyes" starts to play.]

RA: The winner, and still Toughman Champion, Tom Pho!!  In a time of
11:02!

VM: I have to agree with you Johnny.  That match was Fatal Fury almost
the entire way.  At the very end, Tom Pho managed to comeback and win
it.

JV: And he didn't even need his heart punch.

VM: Very true.  All right, we are now at the moment we have all been
waiting for.  The World Title Match.  The roadies are scrambling to
replace the ropes on the ring.  Ok, Johnny, you're guess on who the
Mystery Gangsta is?

JV: Well it wouldn't be a guess.  Because I know who it is.  And let me
tell you it is quite a surprise.  You'd never guess who it is.

VM: Oh come on tell us.

JV: Oh, all right.  It's Time Warp.

VM: You lie!  It is not Time Warp.

JV: Well fine, who do you think it is?

VM: I'm putting my money on Moon Dog.  Well the roadies are done, so
let's go to Rick Ascott.

RA: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is time for our main event.  The following
match is for the SWF World Title Belt.  ["Electric Chair" by Prince
starts to play.]  Introducing first, being led to the ring by his
manager, Destiny, from Kingston, Canada, weighing in at 275 pounds, here
is the SWF World Champion, Equalizer!!!

[Equalizer and Destiny emerge from the back and stand on the platform as
fireworks are launched behind them.  Destiny walks in fron tof Equalizer
as she holds the SWF World Title over her head.  They enter the ring and
the music dies down.]

VM: Ok, this is it, we are going to find out who the mystery gangsta is.

["Is There A Heaven For A Gangsta" by Master P begins to play as one by one
the Gangstas enter the ring.

VM: The last man must be the Unknown Gangsta.

[A larger person clad in black and wearing the golden mask walks to
the center of the ring.]

VM: Who is this mask man? Oh wait he's removing his mask... I
don't believe it... It's just Hexx!

JV: We've waited all this time to find out that it's Hexx?
The crowd is very upset...listen to them.

[The crowd is booing and crying out obscenities. As the lights dim the
crowd settles down the music shifts to "Money" by Pink Floyd]

VM: What's going on here?

JV: Shut up and let's see.

[The curtains part and out walk the Men in Black]

VM: Oh my God...there is Smith and Jones!

[A few moments later Mr. Shhh steps out and stands behind them. All
three make their way to the ring]

JV: It's Mr. Shhh and the Men in Black... they are going to
reap their retaliation right here and now.

[Mr. Shhh grabs the microphone and addresses The Equalizer]

Mr. Shhh: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight will become a modern day Ides
of March. There has been unrest in Trinity for quite sometime. We seem to
have developed different theories on how things should be.

[Mr. Shhh looks directly into Equalizer's eyes and begins to speak]

Mr. Shhh: Equalizer I have twice challenged you to a match and twice you have
denied me saying you would not go against a stablemate. Well as of now your
excuse no longer exist, for I have left Trinity to join the most powerful
stable in the SWF... TONIGHT I BECOME A GANGSTA!

[The crowd erupts]

VM: I can't believe it....Shhh a Gangsta?  What happened?

JV: Someone should've warned Equalizer of the Ides Of March.

Mr. Shhh: I always told you Equalizer that you and I would meet in the
ring and what more perfect night  then the Ides of March. Can you feel that
knife going in deeper yet E? The pain has just begun. Tonight the
Gangstas rule the SWF and you will be the one to suffer.

[The Gangstas take their seats at ringside the match begins]

JV: You gotta admit, it was a brilliant move on the Gangstas part.

VM: I'll say!  Equalizer is in total shock.  he doesn't know what to
make of all this.

[They lock up.
Mr. Shhh goes for a punch, but Equalizer reverses it.
Equalizer hits Mr. Shhh with a hiptoss.
Equalizer puts Mr. Shhh in a standing wristlock.
Mr. Shhh reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Equalizer whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes, but Mr. Shhh reverses it.
Mr. Shhh hits Equalizer with a shoulderblock.
Mr. Shhh hits a flying elbowdrop on Equalizer.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: Shhh going for the quick pin.

JV: Why not?  Equalizer is still trying to comprehend what has happened.

[Mr. Shhh complains about a slow count.
The crowd is cheering on Mr. Shhh.
Equalizer throws Mr. Shhh out of the ring.
Scott Thomas counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Mr. Shhh
reenters the ring.
Equalizer chops Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is responding to Equalizer.
Equalizer hits Mr. Shhh.]

VM: I have to say that Equalizer is doing pretty good considering that
he had no idea that his opponent would be his former stablemate.

[Equalizer chops Mr. Shhh.
Equalizer takes Mr. Shhh down with a hiptoss.
Equalizer catches Mr. Shhh in the STF.]

VM: Equalizer has him in that STF tight.

JV: And he's shouting insults at Mr. Shhh.  He is literally adding
insult to injury.  He wants to teach Mr. Shhh a lesson for leaving
Trinity.

[Mr. Shhh reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds.
Equalizer executes a cartwheel kick on Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh takes Equalizer down with a belly-to-back suplex.
Mr. Shhh throws Equalizer out of the ring.
Mr. Shhh goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Scott Thomas counts:  1.
Equalizer uses a punch on Mr. Shhh.
Equalizer hits Mr. Shhh with a jack-knife power bomb.
Scott Thomas counts:  2.
Equalizer whips Mr. Shhh into the guardrail.
Equalizer executes a Russian legsweep on Mr. Shhh.
Equalizer knocks Mr. Shhh into the ringsteps.
Equalizer knocks Mr. Shhh into the ringsteps.]

VM: Equalizer is going bezerk as he is ramming Mr. Shhh into almost
everything.

[Equalizer executes a back suplex on Mr. Shhh.
Scott Thomas counts:  3.
Scott Thomas counts:  4.
Equalizer takes Mr. Shhh down with a Frankensteiner.]

VM: Frankenequalizer!

JV: That is getting really old.

[Scott Thomas counts:  5.
Equalizer knocks Mr. Shhh into the ringpost.
Equalizer hits Mr. Shhh with a Russian legsweep.
Scott Thomas counts:  6.
Equalizer knocks Mr. Shhh into the ringpost.
The crowd is behind Equalizer all the way.
Equalizer goes for a hiptoss, but Mr. Shhh counters it with a lariat.
Scott Thomas counts:  7.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Equalizer goes for a bodyslam, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Scott Thomas counts:  8.]

VM: and it looks like Equalizer has run out of steam as Mr. Shhh is
bobbing and weaving.

JV: Well he better not bob and weave too long.  Their in danger of
getting count out.  And if that happens, Equalizer keeps the belt.

[Equalizer goes for a flying clothesline, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
a duck-down move.
Mr. Jones comes from behind and distracts Equalizer.
Mr. Shhh takes Equalizer down with a fist to the midsection.
Scott Thomas counts:  9.
Mr. Shhh throws Equalizer back into the ring.
Equalizer tries to leave the ring but Mr. Shhh pulls him back in.]

Mr. Shhh: It's my turn now!

[Mr. Shhh takes Equalizer down with a backbreaker.
Mr. Shhh uses a punch on Equalizer.
Mr. Shhh takes Equalizer down with a double underhook piledriver.
Mr. Shhh is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Mr. Shhh throws Equalizer out of the ring.
Mr. Shhh goes through the ropes.
Mr. Shhh whips Equalizer into the guardrail.
Mr. Shhh hits Equalizer with a knee to the back.
Mr. Shhh hits a fist to the midsection on Equalizer.]

VM: And now Mr. Shhh is all over Equalizer.

JV: He pulled the old Mohammed Ali rope-a-dope.  He let Equalizer give
it his all and tire himself out and now Mr. Shhh is in charge.

[Mr. Shhh throws Equalizer back into the ring.
Mr. Shhh takes Equalizer down with a backbreaker.
The chants for Mr. Shhh are deafening.
Mr. Shhh goes for a kick to the head, but Equalizer blocks it.
Equalizer uses a chop on Mr. Shhh.
Equalizer goes for a hiptoss, but Mr. Shhh counters it with a lariat.
Mr. Shhh nails Equalizer with a belly-to-back suplex.
Mr. Shhh catches Equalizer in an Indian deathlock.]

VM: Equalizer tried to mount a comeback there, but Shhh puts a quick end
to that.

[Equalizer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Mr. Shhh takes Equalizer down with a bodyslam.
Mr. Shhh whips Equalizer into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh hits Equalizer with a clothesline.
Mr. Shhh hits a knee to the back on Equalizer.
Mr. Shhh hits Equalizer with a jumping DDT.
Mr. Shhh throws Equalizer out of the ring.
Mr. Shhh goes through the ropes.]

JV: You know, I realize Shhh wants to really hurt Equalizer, but he's
gotta watch the countout.

VM: Right you are.  And what better way to hurt Equalizer than to take
the SWF World belt away from him.

[The crowd is giving Mr. Shhh a standing ovation.
Mr. Jones comes from behind and distracts Equalizer.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mr. Shhh nails Equalizer with an inverted backbreaker.
Scott Thomas counts:  1.
Mr. Shhh takes Equalizer down with a spinebuster slam.
Scott Thomas counts:  2.
Mr. Shhh goes for a Tombstone, but Equalizer reverses it.
Equalizer has the crowd going wild.
Equalizer throws Mr. Shhh back into the ring.
Equalizer uses an enzuigiri to the face on Mr. Shhh.
Equalizer has the crowd going wild.
Equalizer hits a bodyslam on Mr. Shhh.]

VM: And it appears that Shhh has now run out of steam.

JV: Well both these men have really given their all.

[Equalizer whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
Equalizer catches Mr. Shhh in an armbar submission.
Mr. Shhh is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mr. Shhh tries to escape the hold.
Equalizer lets go after 12 seconds.
Equalizer chops Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is going crazy.
Equalizer chops Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is going crazy.
Equalizer kicks Mr. Shhh.]

JV: Equalizer is trying to bruise some of Shhh's pride and ego!

[The crowd is really behind Equalizer.
Mr. Shhh hits Equalizer.
Equalizer hits Mr. Shhh.
Equalizer chops Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh hits Equalizer.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Equalizer punches Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is going crazy.
Mr. Shhh kicks Equalizer.
The crowd erupts.
Equalizer nails Mr. Shhh with a back suplex.
Equalizer hits Mr. Shhh with a choke slam.
Mr. Shhh gouges his eyes.]

VM: Shhh does his Moe impersonation on Equalizer.

JV: hey, a rake to the eyes will stop any man in his tracks.

[The crowd erupts.
Mr. Shhh executes the Peacemaker on Equalizer.
The crowd erupts.]

VM: There's the Peacemaker!!!!!!!  And the cover!!!!!

[Mr. Shhh goes for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]

VM: He did it!!!!!  We have a new World Champion!!!  Mr. Shhh has won
the World belt!!

["Money" by Pink Floyd starts to play.]

RA: The winner is Mr. Shhh!! In a time of 10:07!

Mr. Shhh: Equalizer, tonight wasn't about winning the title or the
belt...well, maybe it was about winning the title a little. Tonight was
about us. You forced me to choose sides when you refused to fight
me...  So I chose The Gangstas.  Was it a wise move? At this point I would
say it was a World Title move. The Gangstas have accepted me into their
group without any rules or restrictions. They have treated me with
nothing but respect which is a far cry from what I received from
some...not all... of the members of Trinity.  Equalizer get your group
together... remember Tuesday night is coming up.  I guess the Title
will have to be changed to Trinity vs Trinity plus one Gangsta....
hmmmm....

  As for The Sandman and Mortis...again let me say that my joining the
Gangstas was forced upon me because of Equalizer's restrictions. I am
still with you guys and Chaos will rule once again... No more Mr. Nice
guy. Let's show them what the real Trinity is all about!

["Money" begins to play as Mr. Shhh drops the microphone and leaves
the ring with the men in black.]

VM: Oh what a night it has been.  Fans thank you for joining us.  And
don't forget to check out Triumphant Tuesday and Around The World this
week.  For the entire SWF braodcast crew, so long.

[fade to black.]

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