[Grainy black and white footage of the inside of the United Center. The
arena is empty. The caption reads "Chicago".
The theme song from the movie "The Untouchables" starts up. We see a group
of men in 1920's era dark suits walking down a rampway onto the floor. A
closer examination reveals that they are the members of Trinity: Sandman,
Equalizer, Mr. Shhh, Rigor, Mortis and bodyguards Mr. Smith and Mr. Jones.
Mr. Jones and Mr. Smith are each carrying violin cases. They have serious
expressions on their faces, and they aren't speaking.
The camera angle switches to show the other side of the arena. We see another
group of men in 1920's era dark suits walking down a rampway to the floor.
A closer examination reveals that they are the Gangstas: Original Gangsta,
Rock 'N Roll Animal, Hexx, Headhunter, Zeus, Thor, King Cobra, Mr. Bone
Breaker and Jukebox Hero. Bone Breaker and King Cobra are each carrying
violin cases. Jukebox Hero is carrying Animal's 12-string guitar. They also
have serious expressions on their faces, and they aren't talking amongst
themselves.
We see that there are two rings set side by side in the middle of the arena.
The Gangstas enter the first ring. Trinity enters the second. Both groups
come to where the rings meet and square off. O.G. is standing opposite
Sandman, Animal across from Equalizer, Mr. Shhh looking up at Hexx, and so on.
Mr. Smith opens his violin case and pulls out the American Title belt. He
places it on Mr. Shhh's shoulder. King Cobra has pulled the SWF World Title
Belt out of his violin case and placed it on Animal's shoulder.]
Sandman: Are you ready?
O.G.: Yeah. Let's do it.
Equalizer: We're going to destroy you, Gangstas. Just like I destroyed Doug
Bacon.
Voice (from offscreen): You did what?
[Everyone turns to see Doug Bacon, Paul von Braun and Moon Dog Gator, in
their 1920's mob outfits, with their guns pointed at the others. The Gods
of Destruction slowly pull away from the other Gangstas and go stand next to
Bacon and the others. Moon Dog throws his gun down and starts howling.]
Paul: What's the matter?
Moon Dog: Moo...Moo...Moon Dog ha...ha..hates playing dress up. His
ma...ma...mama liked to dress Moon Dog up in funny clothes and...
Bacon: It's OK. You don't have to play dress-up.
[Moon Dog drops the gun, rips off the gangster outfit and begins to smash
his fedora hat. Bacon turns back to face the others.]
Bacon: I don't need these guys to beat your team, Equalizer. But it will
sure make things more interesting...
Voice: FREEZE!
[Hot Shot Donovan, John McGee, Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury all enter the ring.
They are dressed in Chicago police uniforms. McGee, Edge and Fatal are
dragging three "prisoners" behind them, who are God's Tears and The Thugz,
in black-and-white prison uniforms. Donovan faces the others.]
Donovan: You're not gonna get away with anything like this in my town,
Mr. Shhh. There's going to be a trial...
[Shot of The Judge, sitting on a judicial bench by the rampway.]
Judge: Justice now. Justice forever!
Donovan: Prisoner, are those the men who attacked you?
[Jagged Edge shoves God's Tears forward.]
GT: Yeah, those are the men. And if you let me go, I'll kill all of them!
Jagged Edge: You? You're not going anywhere with all of us around.
GT (laughing): I don't think so...
[At that moments the lights go out. We hear a series of clicks and the sound
of metal slamming into place.]
[When the lights come back on, we see that the footage has gone from
black-and-white to color. We also see that the wrestlers are now surrounded
by the War Games steel cage, and that God's Tears and The Thugz have relieved
the "cops" of their weapons, which are now pointed at Sandman and the Gods of
Destruction.]
GT: I think you have it wrong. We're not locked in here with you. You're
locked in here with us. Isn't that right, Duke?
[We see Sean "The Duke" McKenzie, seated twelve rows up in the stands, holding
a high-powered rifle with a laser sight. He is pointing it at the center of
the ring.]
Sean: Aye. Me drunken friend speaks the truth.
Animal: McKenzie.
Jukebox: But I heard you were dead!
Bone Breaker: Wrong movie.
Jukebox: Sorry.
[Mr. Shhh looks down at his tie, and sees the red laser light of Sean's rifle
sight on his tie.]
Sean: Alex. You're in me way.
Mr. Shhh: You'd do this to your own family, Sean?
Sean: No. I mean, you're in me way! Step aside.
[Mr. Shhh takes one step to his left. Now the laser sight is focused on
Rock 'n Roll Animal, who has his gun pointed back at McKenzie.]
Voice of Vigilante: Aren't you forgetting something?
[Everyone turns, and we see that all the other wrestlers in the SWF are also
inside the cage, dressed in 1920's street clothes. Each one is brandishing a
weapon at the "gangs". Axel Mate bumps against HardRock, HardRock bumps Axel,
and a fistfight breaks out.]
Vigilante: It's time we took the SWF away from the stables, and gave it back
to the people who matter most! The fans! I call upon you all to surrender
at once.
[The Gangstas, Trinity, et al. look at each other, then back at Vigilante.
Equalizer and the Dead turn their guns on him and the TTK.]
Equalizer: Never.
Rigor: We'll see you in hell.
Mortis: Yeah. We might be neighbors.
[There is now a giant Mexican standoff. GT and Sandman have their guns
pointed at each other's heads. So do HardRock and Axel Mate. Rock 'N Roll
Animal and Sean McKenzie have each other in their crosshairs. Hot & Common,
Mr. Shhh and his bodyguards all have their guns pointed at the Gods of
Destruction. Moon Dog is quietly chewing on the lining of his jacket.
Everyone else is tense and ready to fire.]
Equalizer: WAIT!
[Everyone looks up at him.]
Equalizer: Don't you see? We're being set up! IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
[The wrestlers look shocked. The music stops. All you can hear is a tiny
ticking sound. The shot focuses on a baby carriage at ringside. The ticking
grows louder as the camera closes in to a reveal a timing device and plastic
explosive on the side of the carriage.]
[The camera pans up to one of the skyboxes, where we see William B. Davis
(Cigarette Smoking Man from FOX TV's "The X-Files"), lighting up next to
SWF officials Brian Frenck, Pat McNeill, and Zack Lisak, who are also wearing
dark suits. Smoking Man is holding a remote control unit.]
Frenck (to Smoking Man): Now.
[The Smoking Man presses the red button. There is a giant explosion. The
screen goes black, with the following message inscribed in red letters:]
"TO BE CONTINUED
AT VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE
LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW
SATURDAY NIGHT, FEBRUARY 14th"
[The screen then dissolves to a shot of Vance McMihn sitting at a desk
in a studio.]
VM: February 14th. A day of love. But back in 1929, it wasn't love,
but war. And so it shall be tonight. When 8 teams do battle in a steel
cage to determine, who really is the best. You have teams like Trinity,
The Gangstas, Triple Threat Kliq. All who have been fighting for
dominance and the right to call themselves the best stable in the SWF.
But there's also teams that don't care about stables. Teams like Team
GT. And we are now just under 30 minutes from finding out who will come
out in top in War Games. Let's take a look at the teams.
[A graphic that says "Team Trinity" is shown on the screen. The screen
the fades to a shot of Equalizer wrestling in the ring.]
Announcer: Equalizer, the leader of Trinity and arguably the best
International Champion in SWF history. Things we're going fine for him
until he crossed the wrong man.
[Cut to a clip of the Animal/Gator vs. Equalizer/Sandman tag match.]
---------
[Equalizer and Sandman whip Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes.
They hit Rock 'n Roll Animal with a double backdrop.
Sandman leaves the ring.
Equalizer goes for a power bomb, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with
a backdrop.
Rock 'n Roll Animal is going for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.]
VM: Very close pin there. Wait a minute...Who's that coming down the
aisle.
[President Brian Frenck comes walking down an aisle carrying a thermos
with him. Behind him is The Vigilante.]
VM: What are they doing here?
JV: He's the president. He can be wherever he wants to be.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a side suplex, but Equalizer blocks it.
Frenck stops inside the ring area and whispers something to The
Vigilante.
Equalizer executes a power bomb on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, Equalizer gets up as he notices President
Frenck and The Vigilante.]
VM: Equalizer now distracted by Brian Frenck being at ringside.
[Equalizer nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with a backbreaker.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Equalizer.
Equalizer takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Brian Frenck walks over to Moon Dog's corner as the Vigilante slowly
makes his way over to Sandman's corner.]
JV: I don't like the looks of this.
[Brian Frenck calls referee Scott Thomas over.
Brian Frenck pours Scott Thomas a cup of coffee from the thermos.]
VM: He's just being nice to the ref. After all it's not easy working
out here in this cold weather.
[The Vigilante pulls Sandman off the ring apron.
The Vigilante DDT's Sandman onto the steel ring steps.
Sandman is out cold.]
VM: I take that back! It's a diversion!
[Equalizer nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with the Face Plant and goes for
the pin.
There is no referee to count.
The Vigilante enters the ring.
The Vigilante hits Equalizer in the back of the head with the
nightstick.]
VM: And now Vigilante is going after Equalizer! Meanwhile Scott Thomas
is still talking to Brian Frenck!
[Equalizer is out cold.
The Vigilante puts Rock 'n Roll Animal on top of Equalizer.]
VM: And now Brian is telling Scott to get back to the match!
JV: This is beautiful!
[Scott Thomas is back on the job.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
VM: And the team of Moon Dog and Animal has won! Thanks to the help of
Brian Frenck and The Vigilante.
JV: Hahaha! That'll teach Equalizer to threaten the president. I'm
impressed. I didn't think Brian had this sort of mean streak in him.
----------------
[Still close up Equalizer]
Announcer: Tonight, in a steel cage...
[Cut to a shot of Mr. Shhh winning the American Belt]
Announcer: with the help of SWF's American Champ [cut to still shot of
The Living Dead] and former SWF Tag Champions, the Living Dead. They will
show President Brian Frenck that they are indeed the best stable in the SWF
and that they mean business.
[Cut to a graphic that says "Team Gangsta"]
Announcer: But their not the only stable who think their the best. The
Gangstas. A stable devoted to wiping out Trinity. [Cut to a shot of
Rock 'n Roll Animal winning the World Title Belt] They've got something
that Trinity has never had. The SWF World Championship. Rock 'n Roll
Animal will lead [Shot of Hexx, Headhunter, and The Original Gangsta]
the man from the bayou, Hexx, Headhunter, and the notorious Original
Gangsta. They always have a trick up their sleeve and have no problem
bending the rules. But first, they have to get past....
[Cut to a graphic that says "Team TTK"]
Announcer: The Triple Threat Kliq. [Cut to a shot of HardRock, Axel Mate
and "Tiger" Tom Pho] A new stable that had quick rise to power. But
with that power came corruption. [Cut to a shot of Axel mate and
HardRock arguing] Can these two men put aside their differences for War
Games? And to make things more interesting, [Cut to a shot of the
Vigilante wrestling.] they got President Brian Frenck's personal bodyguard,
The Vigilante on their team. Can he, along with Axel and HardRock be
trusted and work together? [Cut to a close up of Tom Pho with a
concerned look on his face.] "Tiger" Tom Pho sure hopes so.
[Cut to a graphic that reads "Team T.w.O."]
Announcer: The Third World Order. Once a struggling group of wrestlers.
Now they've unified and are taking over. They've kicked 5 people out of
this league so far, and they're going to try to send some more guys
packing. [Cut to a shot of Time Warp pinning Red Raven] Led by the
might Time Warp, a man who single-handedly defeated 4 men at Nuclear
Winter, along with SWF veterans Monster Mark, Deaf Leopard, and Mr.
Roboto, they hope to prove that they are no longer a laughing matter in
the SWF.
But what about the teams that aren't representing stables?
[Cut to a shot of the Pizza Hut Logo]
Announcer: Don't let the fact that they're sponsored by a food chain
fool ya. Team Pizza Hut consists of some of the best wrestlers in the
SWF. [Cut to a shot of Jagged Edge] The captain, Jagged Edge. He's
held more gold than any other wrestler in the SWF. He's a former World,
American and Toughman champion. And he's looking to add the War Games
to his long list of accomplishments. [Cut to a shot of Fatal Fury]
Fatal Fury, the former Los Angeles Ram. A young rookie looking to make
a name for himself here in the SWF. [Cut to a shot of John McGee] John
"Common Man" McGee. One of the great veterans in the sport of
professional wrestling. He's been successful no matter where he's
wrestled. And he's going to prove that it's no different in the SWF.
[Cut to a shot of Hot Shot Donovan] Hot Shot Donovan. A fast rising
young superstar. And tonight he'll be in front of his hometown, and
he's going to make sure that he doesn't disappoint them.
[Cut to a graphic that says "Team GT"]
Announcer: Perhaps one of the most underestimated but most deadly teams.
[Cut to a shot of Gods Tears winning the Toughman belt] Led by SWF
Toughman Champ, Gods Tears, perhaps the toughest man in the SWF. Once
at the bottom of the league, his determination grew, until he became the
Toughman champ. And don't expect it to stop now. He wants to prove
that he really is the best by winning the War Games. And to accomplish
this, he assembled a group of wrestlers that know what it's like to be
on top. [Cut to a shot of The Thugz] C-Murder & The Shocker, The
Thugz. Former SWF Tag team champions. Never ones to back down from a
fight. It took 2 teams to take the belts away from them. [Cut to a
shot of Sean McKenzie] Sean "The Duke" McKenzie. He was the
International champion until a death in the family forced him to leave
the SWF and vacate the title. But now he's back, and is eager to re-establish
himself as a power to reckon with in the SWF.
[Cut to a graphic that reads "Scot & Fury"]
Announcer: Scot & Fury, a team comprising of two fast rising tag teams.
[Shot of Sound & Fury winning the tag belts] Sound & Fury, They came,
they saw, they conquered. Upon their arrival in the SWF, they defeated
team after team and finally won the gold. [Shot of the Highlanders]
The Highlanders, another up and coming team. While only in the league
for a short time, they have shown that they have what it takes to win.
[Cut to a graphic that reads "Team Bacon" and then dissolves to a shot
of Doug Bacon]
Announcer: Doug Bacon, the leader of the once mighty Underground stable.
Until one by one, the other members fell [Shots of Phoenix, Mr. America,
and Dr. Hate all losing matches.] Despite being left for dead by his
stablemates, he continued to reign as SWF World Champion. Without a
doubt the best wrestler in the SWF. [Cut to a shot of the 11-1 match at
Devil's Night] After disposing challenger after challenger, in an act
of bravery, he took on 11 men at once. Now he'll be teaming up with the
man who managed to pin him that night. [Shot of Moon Dog Gator] Moon
Dog Gator. The former protege of Mr. America. He may not be the
brightest wrestler, but he is definitely one of the most vicious [cut to
a shot of Moon Dog biting someone's nose. then cut to a shot of The
GoDs] The Gods Of Destruction. One of the most powerful tag teams in
the SWF. They've quickly scaled the ranks to be one top tag teams in
the SWF.
[Cut to a shot of all of the men]
Announcer: Only one team will be able to walk away and say that they are
the best. Who will it be? Find out at SWF St. Valentine's Day
Massacre.
[Fade back to a shot of McMihn in the studio.]
VM: Fans, this will truly be a evening to remember. Call your cable or
satellite operator now and order SWF's St. Valentine's Day Massacre.
-----------
[The screen is filled with shots of hearts, chocolates, and other
Valentine's Day related products. Sweet, cheery music accompanies the
images.]
Voiceover: "Feb 14. Valentine's Day. The Day of Lovers. The day when
people express their love...SCREEECH!"
[The voiceover is interrupted by the screeching of a record being
scratched. Suddenly the screen explodes into scenes or war, carnage, and
suffering, as the sappy music is replaced with 'Painted Black' by the
Rolling Stones.]
Voice: "That's MUCH better! There's not going to be any love lost this
Valentine's Day. In fact, the only red you're gonna see this February 14
is going to be blood, when Trinity takes over Valentine's Day, and hosts
The Massacre."
[The scene fades into a shot of Trinity, standing together as a group,
glaring at the camera.]
Rigor: "We're gonna rip those hearts right out of your lovey-dovey
chests."
Sandman: "You're going to wish you stayed in bed and slept the day
away."
Mr Jones: "You won't want to remember this holiday for a very long time."
Equalizer: "This Valentine's Day....Cupid is gonna be Equalized!"
[The screen explodes again, to the words 'SWF Valentine's Day Massacre.
Only on PPV' at the bottom of the screen reads the line 'This
advertisement paid for by Trinity']
----------------------
[Fade back to a shot of McMihn in the studio.]
VM: Fans this will be the most talked about PPV for a long time. So
don't miss out. In addition to the War Games matches, we also have
title action. All 5 SWF titles will be on the line tonight.
[Cut to a graphic that reads "Mr. Shhh vs. Hot Shot Donovan" Then fade
to a shot of Mr. Shhh pinning Pagan for the American belt]
Announcer: Mr. Shhh, one of the most ruthless men in the SWF. He wanted
gold so bad, that he took out his own stablemate, Pagan. He's got one
of the best records in the SWF, and muscle to prove it. Plus his
bodyguards, Mr. Smith & Mr. Jones will make sure that you don't try
anything funny.
[Cut to a shot of Hot Shot Donovan]
Announcer: Hot Shot Donovan. A fast rising rookie who's aiming for the
top. He's got the heart, the will, and the desire. But tonight, he'll
be facing his toughest opponent. But tonight, he's got the homefield
advantage. He'll be wrestling in his hometown of Chicago and will have
the strength of the entire city on his side.
[Cut to a graphic that reads "Gods Tears vs. Sandman" then dissolves to
a shot of Gods Tears winning the Toughman belt.]
Announcer: Gods Tears was once on the bottom of the SWF pecking order.
But he kept on wrestling until he became one of the most feared men in
the league and won the Toughman champion. His years in prison have made
him a brutal man that fears nothing. And tonight he'll face [Cut to a
shot of Sandman] Sandman, one of the greatest Toughman champs in SWF
history. He wants his belt back and will do anything to get it. In the
SWF, there can be only one Toughman. Who will it be?
[Cut to a graphic that reads "HardRock vs. Axel Mate" Then cut to a clip from
New Year's Bash.]
McKenzie: problems have arisen in my native Scotland that I must attend to,
therefore I'm relinquishing my title.
Announcer: One month ago, Sean McKenzie gave up the International belt. And
since then, it's been fierce fighting to determine who will be the new
International champ [series of shots from the tournament.] Tonight, we've
narrowed it down to two men. [Cut to a shot of Axel and HardRock] HardRock and
Axel "The Hammer" Mate. But there's more than gold at stake in this match.
these tag partners and founders of the Triple Threat Kliq have been at each
others throats lately.
[Cut to a HardRock flash]
HardRock: You know Axel, I used to respect you. That was when you weren't so
egotistical. Come on Axel, they chose me as the captain of team TTK. SO WHAT?
Does it matter?
[Cut to an Axel Flash]
Axel: I am pissed off due to his actions and his claims to be the TTK leader
!!!....If I have to break my hand in his face I will.
[Cut to a shot of these two men staring at each other]
Announcer: Tonight the International title and the future of the Triple Threat
Kliq will be decided in one match.
[Cut to a graphic that reads "Sound & Fury vs. The Gods Of Destruction" Then
fades to a shot of Sound & Fury winning the tag belts.]
Announcer: Sound & Fury, this team came in and took charge. In only a few
weeks, they became the top contenders for the tag belts. And 2 weeks ago on
Slaughterhouse, they won them. And they're not ready to give them up just yet.
[Cut to a shot of The Gods Of Destruction]
Announcer: The Gods Of Destruction. For them it's Gold or Bust. They have
stated that they will win the belts or leave the SWF. Does this powerhouse duo
have what it takes to keep themselves in the league?
[Cut to a graphic that reads "Rock 'n Roll Animal vs. Sean "The Duke" McKenzie.
Then cut to a shot of Sean McKenzie at New Year's Bash.]
Sean: I stand before this crowd as the International Champion of the SWF. I
have proven myself to each and everyone of you here. But problems have arisen
in my native Scotland that I must attend to, therefore I'm relinquishing my
title.
Announcer: He's back!! [Cut to a shot of McKenzie wrestling] And he wants to
have some gold again. This time he's set his sites even higher as he tries to
become the king of the hill and win the SWF World Title. But he's gotta get
past this man to do it.
[Cut to a shot of Rock 'n Roll Animal holding the belt high above his head.]
Announcer: Rock 'n Roll Animal, loved by many fans around the world. But don't
let his good looks or charm fool you. he is after all the leader of the
Gangstas, the dirtiest, sneakiest, conniving stable in the SWF. And if he has
to use a couple tricks to remain the champion, he won't hesitate a bit.
[Fade back to McMihn in the studio]
VM: Fans, as you can see, we have an incredible lineup for you tonight. So call
your cable or satellite operator now and order SWF St. Valentine's Day Massacre
now. You do not want to miss this PPV. Now we here at the SWF, and constantly
trying to make this sport more enjoyable for you fans. And to do this, we have
gone out and signed a bunch of potential superstars that we feel will make a
mark here in the SWF. And right now, you're going to see two of these new
superstars in action. I turn things over to Jim Steele and Mr. Prefect.
JS: Thank you Vance. Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the
Valentines Day Massacre!
MP: Yep. There's gonna be a massacre tonight. Looks like were going to see
one in just a few moments.
JS: Yes sir. will be seeing the debut of two of SWF's newest recruits. Let's
head down to Rick Ascott for the introductions.
RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first ["Too
Sexy" by Right Said Fred starts to play] being led to the ring by his manager,
Ms. Sexy, from Fishtown, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 333 pounds, here is "Too
Sexy" Brett Reynolds!!
[Ms. Sexy and Reynolds emerge from the entrance and make their way down to the
ring arm in arm. Reynolds slaps hands with a few of the fans. The crowd is
cheering him on. He then kisses Ms. Sexy and enters the ring. He poses as
fireworks are launched from the ringposts. his music dies out as "Chariots Of
Fire" starts to play.]
RA: And his opponent, from Leeds, England, weighing in at 256 pounds here is
Kieran Hawke!!
[Kieran Hawke makes his way down to the ring, slapping hands with several of the
fans. The crowd cheers him on.]
JS: All right, we're going to see the man who thinks he's God's gift to women
battle the former british secret agent.
[They lock up.
Kieran Hawke hits Brett Reynolds with a fist to the midsection.
Kieran Hawke executes a DDT on Brett Reynolds.
The crowd is cheering on Kieran Hawke.
Kieran Hawke goes for a kick to the midsection, but Brett Reynolds blocks it.
Brett Reynolds whips Kieran Hawke into the ropes.
Kieran Hawke goes for a kick to the midsection, but Brett Reynolds blocks it.
Brett Reynolds executes a backbreaker on Kieran Hawke.
The crowd is cheering on Brett Reynolds.]
JS: Brett Reynolds starts his first match in the SWF strong.
MP: I guess... Who do you have your money on?
JS: I don't bet.
MP: Your loss. I got everything Hawke.
[Brett Reynolds hits Kieran Hawke with a dragon suplex.
Steve Lanier counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kieran Hawke goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Brett Reynolds
counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is cheering on Brett Reynolds.
Brett Reynolds throws Kieran Hawke out of the ring.
Brett Reynolds goes through the ropes.
Brett Reynolds takes Kieran Hawke down with a dragon suplex.]
MP: This isn't right. Reynolds seems to be wining.
JS: Yes he is. And, just a reminder folks, Valentine's Massacre begins right
after this match.
[Brett Reynolds throws Kieran Hawke back into the ring.
Brett Reynolds executes a Soviet suplex on Kieran Hawke.
Brett Reynolds gets a bearhug on Kieran Hawke.
Kieran Hawke reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Brett Reynolds runs into the ropes.
Brett Reynolds misses with a clothesline.
Kieran Hawke and Brett Reynolds get hit with a double clothesline.
Kieran Hawke hits Brett Reynolds with a lariat.
Kieran Hawke is going for the pin.
Steve Lanier counts: One, two, kickout.]
MP: Finally, Hawke showing signs of life. I got triple or nothing on
this guy.
JS: So how much are you going to make if he wins this match? $3 and a
french fry?
[Kieran Hawke hits Brett Reynolds with a roundhouse right.
Kieran Hawke yells and shakes his head.
Kieran Hawke is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Kieran Hawke nails Brett Reynolds with a back heel kick.
Kieran Hawke throws Brett Reynolds out of the ring.
Kieran Hawke goes through the ropes.
Kieran Hawke hits a back heel kick on Brett Reynolds.]
MP: Simply prefect.
JS: Don't you mean perfect?
MP: That's what I said. Prefect.
[Kieran Hawke throws Brett Reynolds back into the ring.
Kieran Hawke hits Brett Reynolds with a backbreaker.
Kieran Hawke hits a Northern Lights suplex on Brett Reynolds.
Steve Lanier counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The crowd is really behind Kieran Hawke.
Kieran Hawke whips Brett Reynolds into the turnbuckle.
Kieran Hawke hits a kick to the thigh on Brett Reynolds.
Kieran Hawke hits a chop on Brett Reynolds.
Kieran Hawke executes a fist to the midsection on Brett Reynolds.
Kieran Hawke whips Brett Reynolds into the turnbuckle.]
MP: YES! I see big things for Kieran Hawke in the league.
JS: Yes, he AND Reynolds are outstanding wrestlers. Only the best, for
the SWF.
[Brett Reynolds comes back, but is met with an elbow.
Kieran Hawke nails Brett Reynolds with a lariat.
The crowd is really behind Kieran Hawke.
Kieran Hawke uses a swinging neckbreaker on Brett Reynolds.
Kieran Hawke has the crowd going wild.
Brett Reynolds nails Kieran Hawke with a front-layout superplex.
Brett Reynolds places Kieran Hawke on the turnbuckle.
Brett Reynolds nails Kieran Hawke with a top-rope DDT.
Steve Lanier counts: One, kickout.]
JS: Reynolds is fighting back. Looks like your going to lose your bet.
MP: Just wait. I have few tricks up my sleeve.
JS: Ladies and gentlemen, if you haven't done so already, call your
cable or satellite operator now and order SWF St. Valentine's Day
Massacre!!
[Brett Reynolds has the crowd going wild.
Brett Reynolds catches Kieran Hawke in a bearhug.
Kieran Hawke is struggling to reach the ropes.
Kieran Hawke reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Brett Reynolds hits Kieran Hawke with a front-layout superplex.
Brett Reynolds takes Kieran Hawke down with a clothesline.
Brett Reynolds goes for a backbreaker, but Kieran Hawke blocks it.
Kieran Hawke whips Brett Reynolds into the ropes, but Brett Reynolds
reverses it.
Kieran Hawke bumps into Steve Lanier.]
MP: See, I told you Hawke would get back in this match!
JS: So what do you have up your sleeve?
[Brett Reynolds locks Kieran Hawke in a clawhold.
There is no referee there to ask Kieran Hawke.
Steve Lanier is back on the job.
Kieran Hawke is struggling to reach the ropes.
Kieran Hawke reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds.
Brett Reynolds whips Kieran Hawke into the ropes.
Kieran Hawke hits Brett Reynolds with a shoulderblock.
Kieran Hawke nails Brett Reynolds with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Kieran Hawke hits Brett Reynolds with a fallaway slam.
Kieran Hawke yells and shakes his head.
The crowd is really behind Kieran Hawke.]
MP: It's a secret.
JS: C'mon, you can tell me.
[Kieran Hawke whips Brett Reynolds into the ropes.
Brett Reynolds gets a bearhug on Kieran Hawke.
Kieran Hawke reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Brett Reynolds places Kieran Hawke on the turnbuckle.
Brett Reynolds uses a top-rope DDT on Kieran Hawke.
Steve Lanier counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Brett Reynolds uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Kieran Hawke.
Brett Reynolds poses for the crowd.
The chants for Brett Reynolds are deafening.
Brett Reynolds executes a dropkick to the knee on Kieran Hawke.]
JS: What a move my Reynolds!
MP: Crap.
[Kieran Hawke hits a swinging neckbreaker on Brett Reynolds.
The chants for Kieran Hawke are deafening.
Kieran Hawke takes Brett Reynolds down with a knee to the back.
Kieran Hawke nails Brett Reynolds with a roundhouse right.
Kieran Hawke hits a flying bulldog on Brett Reynolds.
Kieran Hawke nails Brett Reynolds with a flying bulldog.
Kieran Hawke runs into the ropes.
Kieran Hawke nails Brett Reynolds with a kick to the midsection.
Kieran Hawke chops Brett Reynolds.
The chants for Kieran Hawke are deafening.]
MP: Go Kieran GO! Did you see that chop? Reynolds is gonna be feeling that
tonight!
JS: Time is running out. Make sure you order SWF St. Valentine's Day
Massacre. This is without a doubt going to be one of the most memorable
events in wrestling history.
[Kieran Hawke kicks Brett Reynolds.
Brett Reynolds hits Kieran Hawke.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brett Reynolds.
Brett Reynolds chops Kieran Hawke.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Brett Reynolds places Kieran Hawke on the turnbuckle.
Brett Reynolds nails Kieran Hawke with a top-rope DDT.
Steve Lanier counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brett Reynolds.]
JS: The chants for Reynolds are deafening!
MP: SHUT UP, YOU STUPID PEOPLE!
[Brett Reynolds hits Kieran Hawke with a bodyslam.
Brett Reynolds attempts to place Kieran Hawke on the turnbuckle, but Kieran
Hawke blocks it.
Brett Reynolds hits a jumping DDT on Kieran Hawke.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brett Reynolds.
Brett Reynolds goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Kieran Hawke
blocks it.
Kieran Hawke chops Brett Reynolds.
The crowd is giving Kieran Hawke a standing ovation.
Brett Reynolds kicks Kieran Hawke.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Brett Reynolds kicks Kieran Hawke.
The crowd erupts.]
JS: I think we need riot police.
MP: No we don't. I have it all planned out. The crowd will jump all over
Reynolds, therefore suffocating him. When the police come and remove the
people, Kieran will get the easy victory.
JS: Your logic astounds me.
[Kieran Hawke chops Brett Reynolds.
The crowd erupts.
Brett Reynolds chops Kieran Hawke.
Brett Reynolds chops Kieran Hawke.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brett Reynolds.
Brett Reynolds chops Kieran Hawke.
Brett Reynolds nails Kieran Hawke with a bodyslam.
Brett Reynolds uses a jumping DDT on Kieran Hawke.
Brett Reynolds places Kieran Hawke on the turnbuckle.
Brett Reynolds executes the Sexyplex on Kieran Hawke.
Brett Reynolds goes for the pin.
Steve Lanier counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.]
JS: Reynolds WINS! And, in the famous words of my colleague, Mr. Prefect -
Reynolds is simply Prefect.
MP: It's 'perfect,' you idiot.
RA: The winner is Brett Reynolds!! In a time of match: 7:26!
JS: An impressive debut for both men. I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot of them in
the future. We now send you back to Vance McMihn one final time before the PPV.
[Fade to a shot Vance back in the studio. The countdown clock in the corner is
under 1 minute]
VM: Fans, this is it. We are less than one minute away from the biggest PPV in
professional wrestling history. If you haven't ordered yet, do so now. For
those of you who have, enjoy the show.
[Fade to black for a second then fade back up to a shot of downtown Chicago.
The test on the screen reads "Chicago, St. Valentine's Day, 1929, 10:20 a.m.
Chicago is brimming with sunshine. Even the Gods Tears booze-peddling depot
on North Clark Street is peaceful. The depot is marked as a garage for
the E.Q.U. Lizer Co. Six men, John McGee, Sandman, "Tiger" Tom Pho, Moon Dog
Gator, Boom-Boom, and The Original Gangsta preside, waiting for coffee. Another
man, Monster Mark, is tinkering with a beer vat on a truck. The men glance at
each other, alarmed. A fast blue car eases into the curb outside the depot. four
men step out of the car. Two, dressed as police, hold sub-machine guns. The
other two, shabbily dressed, carry shotguns. As the camera zooms in you can make
the two police officers out to be Pat McNeill and Zack Lisak. The other two men
are The Vigilante and Johnny "The Muscle" Ventures. The seven men raise their
hands over their heads. The four visitors march them to the back of the garage
and line them up against the far wall. They frisk the group of seven for
weapons.]
Sandman: What's this about?
Vigilante: GIVE IT TO 'EM!!!!
[From the four guns stream 100 bullets, of which only eight reached the wall
behind the victims. Tom Pho tries to escape, but a bullet shot at nearly point
blank range rips through his head. Cut to a modern day news broadcast.]
Anchor: At 10:20 this morning, 7 men were shot and left for dead at a booze-
peddling depot disguised as a garage. A neighbor reported that she saw two men,
who looked like police officers, walk out of the building with two others,
dressed in normal clothing. The two normally-dressed men held their hands over
their heads as if they had been arrested. when Chicago police arrived, Six men
were dead, and the other was fatally wounded. This is a record even for violent
Chicago. Gods Tears was not among the group as he was out of town for St.
Valentine's Day. Police currently have no suspects at this time. Mob boss
Brian Frenck had been a suspect but he is currently in Florida where he has been
for several weeks. Those connected with the victims are blaming each other and
have declared war. Turning Chicago into a battlefield.
[Cut to a shot of Doug Bacon and the GoDs open firing at a bunch of barrels
along a wall. Booze pours out of the bullet holes. Cut to a shot of Jukebox
Hero driving a 1927 Packard as Animal, Hexx, and Headhunter lean out the window
and open fire on a warehouse. Cut to a shot of Equalizer, Mr. Shhh, and The
Living Dead torching a store in downtown Chicago. Cut to a shot of a street
where two groups of men hiding behind cars are shooting at each other. One
group consists of McKenzie and the Thugz, and the other group consists of Danny
Bens and the Highlanders. Cut to a shot of Time Warp, Deaf Leopard, and Mr.
Roboto eating in a restaurant.]
TW: Shouldn't we be doing something?
DL: I don't know.
[Cut to a shot of HardRock and Axel Mate about to break into a building.]
HR: I'm going in first.
Axel: Who died and made you leader?
[HardRock raises his sub-machine gun to Axel's chest. Cut to a shot Jagged
Edge, Hot Shot Donovan, and Fatal Fury running away from a building as it bursts
into flames. The following words come flying out of the explosion: "SWF St.
Valentine's Day Massacre." The screen then dissolves to a shot of the interior
of the United Center. The screen then dissolves to two men at a desk.]
NS: Hello and welcome to SWF St. Valentine's Day Massacre. I'm Neil Shade and
with me is Simon Phoenix. And have we got a line-up for you tonight. all 5
titles will be on the line, plus the much anticipated War Games. Now we've got
a
long night ahead of us, and the boss doesn't want to have to pay for anymore
satellite time than he has to so let's send it down to Rick Ascott for the first
match.
RA: Ladies and Gentlemen tonight we start out these War Games with Team GT
featuring the former International Champion Sean "The Duke" McKenzie along
with the former Tag Team Champions The Thugz, C-Murder and The Shocker.
The team captain is Toughman Champion of the SWF Gods Tears!
["Hands Of Death" by White Zombie & Alice Cooper begins to play as the
fighters head for the ring to the deafening cheers of the crowd]
NS: I have to tell you Phoenix there is an awful lot of gold in that
group. Everyone has held a title at one time or another.
SP: Their opponents, Team Pizza Hut featuring Fatal Fury, Hot Shot Donovan, John
McGee and Team captain former World Champion, former American Champion, and
Former Toughman Champ, Jagged Edge!
["Red Riding Hood" by Adam Sandler begins to play and Team Pizza Hut
make there way to the ring through the same deafening cheers of the
crowd.]
NS: Jagged Edge has had more titles then the King of England.
SP: The two team captains, Gods Tears and Jagged Edge are in front
of the ring with Head Referee Mark Matarese. Matarese is explaining the
rules.
[Cut to a shot of Mark Matarese in front of the ring with Jagged Edge
and Gods Tears.]
MM: All right guys. Here are the rules. Anything goes. 2 men start
off in the ring. A new man will enter the ring every 2 minutes. There
is a door on each side of the cage for your team to use to enter.
Either myself or Scott Thomas will open the door when it is time for you
to enter. You can keep an eye on the time by the countdown clock above
the cage. Once all eight men are in the ring, the match continues until
a person submits or is knocked unconscious. I, along with referees Scott
Thomas, Matt Compton, and Sean Ceigersmidt will be on the outside to catch
such an occurrence. There may be times where one of us will enter the cage
to check on the status on one of the wrestlers. Do not hit the referee.
We will determine whose team will have the first man to enter the ring
at the 2 minute mark by coin toss. We will be using a special
commemorative SWF coin. The side with President Brian Frenck's face
will be heads. The side with the SWF logo will be tails. Mr. Edge, if
you will call it in the air.
[Mark Matarese flips the coin up.]
JE: Tails!
[The coin lands on the concrete. The camera zooms in on the coin to
show the SWF logo on the coin)
MM: It is tails. Jagged Edge, do you want your team to enter first or
second?
JE: First.
MM: Team Pizza Hut has elected to enter first. Gods Tears, which door
would you like to enter?
GT: I don't care. That one.
MM: Ok, gentlemen, please go to your sides and determine who will start
off the match.
[The two teams go to the opposite side of the ring. Jagged Edge and The
Shocker enter the ring.]
NS: I don't know if I would want to be the one to go up against The
Shocker, but hell I don't think I would want to go up against any of
these guys. Shocker and Edge are in the ring and they lock up.
[The Shocker runs into the ropes.
Jagged Edge takes The Shocker down with a roundhouse right.
Jagged Edge whips The Shocker into the turnbuckle.
The Shocker whips Jagged Edge into the ropes, but Jagged Edge reverses
it.
The Shocker hits Jagged Edge with a shoulderblock.
The Shocker poses for the crowd.]
SP: What a nice shoulderblock by The Shocker. Notice the positions that
he is using to pose for the audience and the crowd is eating this up.
NS: I heard he modeled for Playboy at one time.
SP: Shade! That's a men's magazine! Why would he?. Never mind I don't
want to know.
NS: Give it a rest Phoenix, where else could you pose with beautiful
naked babes and get paid for it.
[The Shocker places Jagged Edge on the turnbuckle.
The Shocker executes a belly-to-back superplex on Jagged Edge.
The Shocker is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Shocker executes a fallaway slam on Jagged Edge.
The crowd is really behind The Shocker.
The Shocker grinds Jagged Edge's face across the cage.]
SP: The Shocker is really controlling the first part of this match.
NS. Well I bet Jagged Edge won't have to shave for a month after that
face rake across the cage.
[Jagged Edge runs into the ropes.
Jagged Edge hits The Shocker with a shoulderblock.
Jagged Edge runs into the ropes.
The Shocker goes for a bearhug, but Jagged Edge counters it with a
punch.
Jagged Edge runs into the ropes.]
SP: A few good moves by Jagged Edge. When Jagged Edge countered that
bearhug with the punch it took The Shocker a bit by surprise.
[The Shocker hits Jagged Edge with a clothesline.
Jagged Edge bumps into the cage.
The Shocker executes a double underhook backbreaker on Jagged Edge.
The Shocker rakes Jagged Edge's face across the cage.
Jagged Edge is busted wide open.
The Shocker hits Jagged Edge with a DDT.]
NS: Well The Shocker is really making up for that little set back by
Jagged Edge. Listen to that crowd they are on their feet cheering for
The Shocker. And look Jagged Edge is bleeding all over the place.
Probably going to make the cage a tad bit slippery. Someone need to post
a sign "Slippery when wet."
SP: Shut-up Shade and let's get back to the match.
[The Shocker scrapes Jagged Edge's face across the cage.
The Shocker locks Jagged Edge in a camel clutch.
Jagged Edge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Shocker catches Jagged Edge in a full nelson.
Jagged Edge is struggling to reach the ropes.]
SP: Another face scrape by The Shocker. The Shocker has Jagged Edge in
a full nelson and Jagged Edge is really struggling to reach the ropes.
After 11 seconds.
[The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.]
SP: Fatal Fury jumps in the cage goes after The Shocker.
[Fatal Fury executes a reverse neckbreaker on The Shocker.
Fatal Fury is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.
The crowd is cheering on Fatal Fury.]
SP: Fatal Fury looks ready for this match and has executed a reverse
neckbreaker on The Shocker.
[Fatal Fury goes for a clothesline, but The Shocker counters it with
a duck-down move.
The Shocker hits a fisherman suplex on Fatal Fury.
The Shocker runs into the ropes.
Fatal Fury misses with a shoulderblock.
Fatal Fury misses with a kick.
Fatal Fury misses with a shoulderblock.]
NS: Aw too bad, Fatal Fury has missed with his last few moves. And The
Shocker is heading towards him his arm stretched out.
[The Shocker executes a flying clothesline on Fatal Fury.
The Shocker rakes Fatal Fury's face across the cage.
The Shocker whips Fatal Fury into the ropes, but Fatal Fury reverses it.
Fatal Fury misses with an elbow.
Fatal Fury misses with a clothesline.
The Shocker hits Fatal Fury with a kick.
The Shocker whips Fatal Fury into the ropes, but Fatal Fury reverses it.
The Shocker misses with an elbow.
The Shocker misses with a shoulderblock.
The Shocker goes for a clawhold, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury grinds The Shocker's face across the cage.
The Shocker is busted wide open.]
SP: Fatal Fury just introduced The Shocker face to the cage! The Shocker
is busted wide open and just when we had the place cleaned up.
[Fatal Fury whips The Shocker into the ropes, but The Shocker reverses
it.
Fatal Fury misses with a clothesline.
The Shocker locks Fatal Fury in a bearhug.
Fatal Fury is struggling to reach the ropes.
Fatal Fury is inching his way towards the ropes.]
SP: The Shocker had Fatal Fury in the bearhug for 18 full seconds
before Jagged Edge could make the save.
[Fatal Fury whips The Shocker into the ropes.
Fatal Fury goes for a lariat, but The Shocker counters it with a
duck-down move.
The Shocker hits Fatal Fury.
The Shocker hits Fatal Fury.
The crowd is giving The Shocker a standing ovation.
The Shocker goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury hits a running powerslam on The Shocker.
The crowd is really behind Fatal Fury.
Jagged Edge nails The Shocker with a spinning DDT.
Jagged Edge is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Jagged Edge hits an inverted power bomb on The Shocker.
The crowd is cheering on Jagged Edge.
The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.]
NS: C-Murder is now entering the cage. Now he's going to show these two
who the real champs are. He's going after Jagged Edge.
[C-Murder executes a double-axhandle chop on Jagged Edge.
C-Murder chops Jagged Edge.
C-Murder kicks Jagged Edge.
C-Murder punches Jagged Edge.
The crowd is giving C-Murder a standing ovation.
Jagged Edge throws salt in his face.
Jagged Edge executes the Shattered Dreams on C-Murder.
C-Murder is valiantly trying to break the hold.
C-Murder is struggling to reach the ropes.]
SP: Oh my god how can C-Murder take all that pain?.
[C-Murder is writhing in pain.
C-Murder is inching his way towards the ropes.
C-Murder is close to passing out from the pain.]
NS: Sweet dreams looser!
[C-Murder isn't moving anymore.
C-Murder may have passed out.
The Shocker makes the save after 1 minute.]
SP: Thank GOD! After a full minute in the Shattered Dreams Sleeperhold, and
The Shocker makes the save!
NS: Aahhh, nuts!! I wanted to see him pass out!
[The crowd is giving The Shocker a standing ovation.
The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.
Hot Shot Donovan enters the cage.]
SP: And here comes Hot Shot, now entering the cage!
[He goes after The Shocker.
Hot Shot Donovan rakes The Shocker's face across the cage.
Hot Shot Donovan whips The Shocker into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a clothesline on The Shocker.
Hot Shot Donovan and Jagged Edge whip The Shocker into the ropes.
They hit The Shocker with a double elbowsmash.]
NS: Now that's a way to make an entrance! Plain and simple!
[Hot Shot Donovan nails The Shocker with a chop.
Hot Shot Donovan nails The Shocker with a knee to the back.
Jagged Edge goes for an inverted power bomb, but C-Murder blocks it.
Jagged Edge hits The Shocker with an elbow.
The Shocker begs off.]
NS: What a wimp begging off like that!
[Jagged Edge runs into the ropes.
Jagged Edge hits The Shocker with an elbow.
Hot Shot Donovan and Jagged Edge whip The Shocker into the ropes.
They hit The Shocker with a double kick to the midsection.
C-Murder comes over, but gets cut off.
Hot Shot Donovan and Jagged Edge whip The Shocker into the ropes.
They hit The Shocker with a double clothesline.
Hot Shot Donovan nails The Shocker with a forearm to the back.
Jagged Edge and Hot Shot Donovan whip C-Murder into the ropes.
They hit C-Murder with a double backdrop.
Jagged Edge executes a Gorilla Press on C-Murder.
Jagged Edge scrapes C-Murder's face across the cage.
Hot Shot Donovan and Jagged Edge whip C-Murder into the ropes.
They hit C-Murder with a double fist to the midsection.
Hot Shot Donovan and Jagged Edge whip C-Murder into the ropes.
They hit C-Murder with a double fist to the midsection.
Hot Shot Donovan nails C-Murder with a knee to the back.]
SP: Hot Shot is looking great out there..a real team player.
NS: Ahh he'll screw up sooner or later.
[The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.
Gods Tears enters the cage.]
SP: And here comes the master of the Drunken Rage, The Toughman, GODS
TEARS!
[He goes after Hot Shot Donovan.
C-Murder hits him with a low blow.]
SP: Oh that had to hurt!
[C-Murder uses a dropkick on Hot Shot Donovan.
C-Murder goes for a piledriver, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a slingshot into the turnbuckle.
The crowd is really behind Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd.
The crowd is really behind Hot Shot Donovan.
Jagged Edge uses an inverted power bomb on The Shocker.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jagged Edge.
The Shocker begs off.
Jagged Edge locks The Shocker in a bearhug.
The Shocker is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Shocker tries to escape the hold.
The Shocker is inching his way towards the ropes.
Gods Tears makes the save after 34 seconds.]
SP: Gods Tears finally getting a chance to save his partner from a
monster bearhug.
[Fatal Fury executes a lariat on Gods Tears.
Jagged Edge executes a belly-to-back suplex on Gods Tears.
Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury whip Gods Tears into the ropes.
Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury hit Gods Tears with a double Gorilla Press.
Jagged Edge whips Gods Tears into the cage.
The crowd is giving Jagged Edge a standing ovation.]
NS: Well the champ doesn't look all to impressive right now!
SP: Don't worry he just has to get pissed of first! Then well see some
real action!
[Jagged Edge goes for a front slam, but Gods Tears counters it with
a roundhouse right.
Gods Tears scrapes Jagged Edge's face across the cage.]
SP: See..no more nice drunk man!!
[Fatal Fury comes over and lays out Gods Tears.
Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury whip C-Murder into the ropes.
They hit C-Murder with a double elbowsmash.
Jagged Edge runs into the ropes.
Jagged Edge hits C-Murder with an elbow.
Jagged Edge rakes C-Murder's face across the cage.]
NS: God I love all this carnage! Too bad it only happens once a month!
Kind of like PMS!
SP: errr....no! And there actually won't be another war games
tournament until this time next year.
[Jagged Edge executes the Shattered Dreams on C-Murder.
C-Murder is valiantly trying to break the hold.
C-Murder is inching his way towards the ropes.
C-Murder is valiantly trying to break the hold.
C-Murder is inching his way towards the ropes.
C-Murder tries to fight the pain.
C-Murder is writhing in pain.
C-Murder summons one last burst of energy.
Gods Tears makes the save after 53 seconds.]
NS: That was impossible how can C-Murder get up after that!
[The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.
John McGee enters the cage.
He goes after C-Murder.
Fatal Fury gets a front facelock on Gods Tears.
The Shocker makes the save after 5 seconds.
Gods Tears goes for a punch, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury rakes Gods Tears' face across the cage.
The Shocker comes over and lays out Fatal Fury.
Gods Tears executes a Tombstone on Jagged Edge.
The crowd is really behind Gods Tears.]
SP: Oh oh here it comes! Gods Tears is getting ready to put the HURT on
Jagged Edge!
[Gods Tears executes the Hurt on Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Jagged Edge is struggling to reach the ropes.
Jagged Edge summons one last burst of energy.
Jagged Edge is barely hanging in there.
Jagged Edge is almost gone.
Jagged Edge isn't moving anymore.]
NS: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED Jagged Edge!
SP: YOU BASTARDS!!!
[Jagged Edge breaks the hold after 59 seconds.]
NS: Damn! Still alive!
[The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.]
SP: And all the way from Scotland here comes Sean McKenzie!
NS: Damn he must be tired if he just came all the way here from
Scotland!
[Sean McKenzie enters the cage.
He goes after Jagged Edge.
Sean McKenzie scrapes Jagged Edge's face across the cage.
Sean McKenzie goes for a Gorilla Press, but Jagged Edge counters it with
a facerake.
Jagged Edge hits Sean McKenzie with a punch.
Jagged Edge goes for a roundhouse right, but Sean McKenzie blocks it.]
SP: Sean McKenzie and Jagged Edge are fighting it out in the corner!
[The Shocker is bleeding like a faucet.]
SP: And The Shocker is bleeding all over the place!
NS: ALL right blood...blood...blood..ahhahahahahahaha!!
SP: You're a sick man..
[Fatal Fury comes over and lays out Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Jagged Edge hits the Stinger Splash on Gods Tears.
The crowd erupts.
Jagged Edge goes for a Tombstone, but Gods Tears reverses it.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Gods Tears rakes Jagged Edge's face across the cage.
Gods Tears and Sean McKenzie whip Jagged Edge into the ropes.
They hit Jagged Edge with a double clothesline.
Gods Tears and Sean McKenzie whip Jagged Edge into the ropes.
They hit Jagged Edge with a double kick to the midsection.]
NS: Sean McKenzie and Gods Tears are slamming Jagged Edge with a great
display of team work!
SP: what did you expect they are drinking buddies!
[Sean McKenzie goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Jagged Edge
counters it with a duck-down move.
Gods Tears hits a neck snap on Jagged Edge.
Gods Tears executes an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Jagged
Edge.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Gods Tears uses a punch on Jagged Edge.
Gods Tears grinds Jagged Edge's face across the cage.
Gods Tears executes a dropkick to the knee on Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge whips Gods Tears into the ropes.
Gods Tears hits Jagged Edge with a backdrop.
Jagged Edge bumps into the cage.
Hot Shot Donovan comes over, but gets cut off.
Sean McKenzie and Gods Tears whip Jagged Edge into the ropes.
They hit Jagged Edge with a double elbowsmash.
Sean McKenzie and Gods Tears whip Jagged Edge into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Jagged Edge with a double clothesline, but he
counters
it with a duck-down move.]
SP: Jagged Edge moving very quickly in order to avoid a painful
clothesline!
[Jagged Edge hits them with a double clothesline.
Jagged Edge takes Sean McKenzie down with a choke slam.
Jagged Edge goes for a DDT, but Sean McKenzie counters it with a low
blow.
Sean McKenzie and Gods Tears whip Jagged Edge into the ropes.
They hit Jagged Edge with a double kick to the midsection.
Sean McKenzie executes a European uppercut on Jagged Edge.
Hot Shot Donovan comes over and lays out Gods Tears.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a savate kick on Sean McKenzie.
Jagged Edge hits a belly-to-back suplex on Sean McKenzie.]
SP: Hot Shot Donovan is trying to take on everyone!
[The crowd erupts.
Jagged Edge runs into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie misses with a clothesline.
Jagged Edge goes for a roundhouse right, but Sean McKenzie blocks it.
Sean McKenzie goes for a Gorilla Press, but Jagged Edge counters it with
a facerake.
Jagged Edge takes Sean McKenzie down with a backspin DDT.
Jagged Edge nails Sean McKenzie with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Hot Shot Donovan gives the sign for the Hot Kick.
Hot Shot Donovan executes the Hot Kick on The Shocker.
Jagged Edge scrapes Sean McKenzie's face across the cage.]
SP: It doesn't look good for Tears team they are getting pounded!
NS: Don't worry every man is occasionally blessed with luck..
[Jagged Edge runs into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie goes for a headlock takedown, but Jagged Edge counters it
with a back suplex.
John McGee goes for a backspin DDT, but C-Murder counters it with
a belly-to-belly suplex.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
C-Murder hits a Russian legsweep on John McGee.
The crowd erupts.
John McGee begs off.
Jagged Edge comes over and lays out The Shocker.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jagged Edge.
John McGee and Jagged Edge whip C-Murder into the ropes.
They hit C-Murder with a double kick to the midsection.
John McGee hits a backbreaker on C-Murder.
John McGee has the crowd going wild.
John McGee and Jagged Edge whip C-Murder into the ropes.
They attempt to hit C-Murder with a double backdrop, but he counters it
with a double headsmash.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Hot Shot Donovan hits The Shocker with a kick.
The Shocker begs off.
Hot Shot Donovan takes The Shocker down with a jawbreaker.
Jagged Edge is bleeding like a faucet.
Sean McKenzie comes over and lays out Jagged Edge.
The crowd is behind Sean McKenzie all the way.
The Shocker goes for a back suplex, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it
with a go-behind.
Jagged Edge is bleeding profusely.]
SP: Jagged Edge is also bleeding all over the place! Emergency crews are
standing by in case anyone loses consciousness.
[Hot Shot Donovan uses a Russian legsweep on The Shocker.
The crowd is behind Hot Shot Donovan all the way.
Hot Shot Donovan whips The Shocker into the turnbuckle.
Hot Shot Donovan runs shoulder-first into the corner, but The Shocker
lifts his knee.
Gods Tears goes for a Tombstone, but Fatal Fury counters it with a
slidedown.
Fatal Fury gets a sleeperhold on Gods Tears.
C-Murder makes the save after 7 seconds.
Gods Tears rakes Fatal Fury's face across the cage.
Gods Tears executes a knee to the back on Fatal Fury.
Gods Tears punches Fatal Fury.
The crowd is giving Gods Tears a standing ovation.
Gods Tears chops Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury chops Gods Tears.
The crowd is behind Fatal Fury all the way.
Fatal Fury kicks Gods Tears.
Fatal Fury kicks Gods Tears.
Fatal Fury scrapes Gods Tears' face across the cage.]
NS: Fatal Fury is kicking the crap out of Gods Tears!
[Fatal Fury gets a cobra clutch on Gods Tears.
C-Murder makes the save after 9 seconds.
Fatal Fury nails Gods Tears with a Big Leg Drop.
The crowd is giving Fatal Fury a standing ovation.
Fatal Fury grinds Gods Tears' face across the cage.
Fatal Fury executes a double underhook suplex on Gods Tears.
Fatal Fury and John McGee hit Gods Tears with a double belly-to-back
suplex.]
SP: Fatal Fury is now calling on some extra power to put away Gods
Tears!
NS: Its going take more than that though.
[Fatal Fury nails Gods Tears with a lariat.
The crowd erupts.
Fatal Fury executes the Furious Fall on Gods Tears.
Fatal Fury rakes Gods Tears' face across the cage.
Fatal Fury uses a vertical suplex on Gods Tears.
Fatal Fury goes for a double underhook suplex, but Gods Tears counters
it with a backdrop.
Gods Tears goes for a kick to the midsection, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
The Shocker is bleeding like hell.]
SP: I don't think The Shocker can stand up much longer
[Fatal Fury nails Gods Tears with an elbowsmash.
Fatal Fury whips Gods Tears into the ropes.
Gods Tears uses a dropkick to the knee on Fatal Fury.
John McGee comes over and lays out Gods Tears.
The crowd is giving John McGee a standing ovation.
Fatal Fury and John McGee whip C-Murder into the ropes.
They hit C-Murder with a double elbowsmash.
Fatal Fury executes a DDT on C-Murder.]
SP: Fatal Fury is really going strong, but..
NS: but..he's still a loser!
[C-Murder begs off.]
NS: Beg..boy beg!
[Gods Tears comes over and lays out Fatal Fury.
The crowd erupts.
C-Murder and Gods Tears hit John McGee with a double dropkick to the
knee.
C-Murder goes for a fallaway slam, but John McGee counters it with
a forearm smash.
John McGee takes C-Murder down with an elbowsmash.
John McGee grinds C-Murder's face across the cage.
John McGee hits a fisherman suplex on C-Murder.
Fatal Fury and John McGee hit C-Murder with a double elbowsmash.
Fatal Fury and John McGee whip C-Murder into the ropes.
They hit C-Murder with a double fist to the midsection.
Fatal Fury and John McGee whip C-Murder into the ropes.
They hit C-Murder with a double elbowsmash.
Fatal Fury executes a Big Leg Drop on C-Murder.
The crowd is giving Fatal Fury a standing ovation.]
SP: Can no one put down Fatal Fury
[Fatal Fury puts C-Murder in a cobra clutch.
Gods Tears makes the save after 6 seconds.
C-Murder and Sean McKenzie hit Fatal Fury with a double choke slam.
Sean McKenzie takes Fatal Fury down with a double underhook backbreaker.
The crowd is behind Sean McKenzie all the way.
C-Murder takes Fatal Fury down with a flying elbowdrop.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for C-Murder.
C-Murder goes for the 187, but Fatal Fury counters it with a duck-down
move.]
SP: C-Murder just missed the 187 on Fatal Fury!
[The crowd is on its feet cheering for Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury kicks C-Murder.
Fatal Fury hits C-Murder.
C-Murder kicks Fatal Fury.
C-Murder hits Fatal Fury.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for C-Murder.
Fatal Fury punches C-Murder.
Fatal Fury grinds C-Murder's face across the cage.
Fatal Fury executes an inverted power bomb on C-Murder.]
NS: Fatal Fury and C-Murder are really going at it.
SP: Kill him! oh..what happened? memory lapse...
[Jagged Edge is bleeding like hell.]
NS: Jagged Edge is staggering to stand up!
[Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge whip C-Murder into the ropes.
They hit C-Murder with a double elbowsmash.
C-Murder hits him with a low blow.
C-Murder uses a dragon suplex on Fatal Fury.
C-Murder nails Fatal Fury with a superkick.
The Shocker executes a reverse flying elbowdrop.
The crowd erupts.
Sean McKenzie hits a jack-knife power bomb on John McGee.
Jagged Edge is bleeding profusely.
The Shocker goes for a forearm smash, but Jagged Edge blocks it.
C-Murder comes over and lays out Fatal Fury.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
SP: God it is total chaos in here!
NS: Blood and bodies just the way I like it..like when I was in Nam.
SP: You were never in Vietnam!
NS: Shut-up you commie bastard!!
[The Shocker and C-Murder whip Jagged Edge into the ropes.
They hit Jagged Edge with a double elbowsmash.
The Shocker whips Jagged Edge into the ropes.
Jagged Edge and The Shocker get hit with a double clothesline.
Jagged Edge kicks The Shocker.
The crowd is behind Jagged Edge all the way.
Jagged Edge kicks The Shocker.
The chants for Jagged Edge are deafening.
Jagged Edge goes for a running powerslam, but The Shocker blocks it.
The Shocker uses the Doctor Bomb on Jagged Edge.
Fatal Fury comes over and lays out The Shocker.
Fatal Fury takes C-Murder down with a lariat.]
SP: Fatal Fury still going strong.
NS: Not for long.
[Jagged Edge hits a crotch slam on C-Murder.
The crowd erupts.]
SP: ahhh! Crotch slam! Now that is a real low blow!
NS: hahaha! C-Murder is going to be sterile!
SP: Well at least we will not have any little C-Murder's running
around. A good thing for mankind!
[Jagged Edge executes a double underhook piledriver on C-Murder.
C-Murder begs off.
Jagged Edge runs into the ropes.
C-Murder misses with a shoulderblock.
Jagged Edge misses with a kick.
C-Murder uses a Frankensteiner on Jagged Edge.
The crowd erupts.
C-Murder scrapes Jagged Edge's face across the cage.
C-Murder hits Jagged Edge with a dropkick.
Jagged Edge whips C-Murder into the turnbuckle.
Jagged Edge charges in with a jumping side kick, but C-Murder lifts his
leg.
C-Murder hits a front-layout superplex on Jagged Edge.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Shocker scrapes Hot Shot Donovan's face across the cage.
Hot Shot Donovan is busted wide open.]
NS: Finally Hot Shot Donovan is busted open! Blood! More, more!!!
[The Shocker goes for an inverted power bomb, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks
it.
Hot Shot Donovan whips The Shocker into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan misses with a clothesline.
The Shocker misses with a clothesline.
The Shocker hits Hot Shot Donovan with a clothesline.
The Shocker grinds Hot Shot Donovan's face across the cage.
The Shocker and Sean McKenzie whip Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes.
The Shocker and Sean McKenzie hit Hot Shot Donovan with a double choke
slam.
Sean McKenzie executes an inverted backbreaker on Hot Shot Donovan.
The Shocker takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a flying bulldog.]
SP: Hot Shot Donovan is getting creamed out there! Lets get some defense
out there! Hey Shade, maybe we could start a wave?
NS: Ok.
[Simon Phoenix and Shade do a two person wave.
The crowd erupts.]
NS: Damn right!
[The Shocker and Sean McKenzie whip Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes.
The Shocker and Sean McKenzie hit Hot Shot Donovan with a double choke
slam.
The Shocker takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a brain buster.
The Shocker scrapes Hot Shot Donovan's face across the cage.
Jagged Edge comes over and lays out Sean McKenzie.
Hot Shot Donovan and Jagged Edge whip The Shocker into the ropes.
They hit The Shocker with a double clothesline.
Hot Shot Donovan takes The Shocker down with an enzuigiri.
The chants for Hot Shot Donovan are deafening.
Hot Shot Donovan hits an elbowsmash on The Shocker.
John McGee places C-Murder on the turnbuckle.
John McGee nails C-Murder with a belly-to-back superplex.]
SP: Still anybodies match! Both teams are staggering and fatigued!
NS: I hope someone dies!
[The crowd is going into a frenzy.
John McGee grinds C-Murder's face across the cage.
Fatal Fury and John McGee whip C-Murder into the ropes.
They hit C-Murder with a double fist to the midsection.
Fatal Fury goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but C-Murder blocks it.
The Shocker is bleeding like hell.]
NS: and here we have our first candidate.
[Sean McKenzie takes Fatal Fury down with a DDT.
The chants for Sean McKenzie are deafening.
Hot Shot Donovan is bleeding like a faucet.
Sean McKenzie nails Fatal Fury with a double-axhandle chop.
The Shocker is bleeding like hell.
Sean McKenzie goes for a choke slam, but Fatal Fury counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Fatal Fury takes Sean McKenzie down with a Hotshot.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury hits Sean McKenzie with a kneedrop.
Fatal Fury whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
Fatal Fury hits Sean McKenzie with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury and John McGee hit Sean McKenzie with a double DDT.
Fatal Fury takes Sean McKenzie down with an elbowsmash.
Fatal Fury uses a Hotshot on Sean McKenzie.]
SP: Fatal Fury is kicking the crap out of the "DUKE"!
NS: Well he was always to flattering.
[The crowd is on its feet cheering for Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.]
SP: Did he just admit that he sucks?
NS: I don't know..I think so..
[The crowd is giving Fatal Fury a standing ovation.
Fatal Fury grinds Sean McKenzie's face across the cage.
Fatal Fury goes for a kneedrop, but Sean McKenzie counters it with a
roll away.
Sean McKenzie executes the Execution on Fatal Fury.]
SP: Sean McKenzie getting a little pay back using his finisher on Fatal
Fury.
[The chants for Sean McKenzie are deafening.
Jagged Edge is bleeding profusely.
Sean McKenzie executes a German suplex on Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
Fatal Fury takes Sean McKenzie down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Gods Tears comes over and lays out Fatal Fury.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Sean McKenzie and Gods Tears hit Jagged Edge with a double dropkick to
the knee.
Sean McKenzie catches Jagged Edge in a Sammartino backbreaker.
Fatal Fury makes the save after 11 seconds.
Gods Tears nails Jagged Edge with a faceslam.
Sean McKenzie hits an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Jagged
Edge.
Gods Tears uses a faceslam on Jagged Edge.
Sean McKenzie nails Jagged Edge with an elbowdrop from the second
turnbuckle.]
SP: Sean McKenzie and Gods Tears are killing everybody!
[Jagged Edge takes Sean McKenzie down with a belly-to-back suplex.
Hot Shot Donovan is bleeding like hell.
Jagged Edge executes the Stinger Splash on Sean McKenzie.]
SP: Maybe I spoke to soon!
NS: As always!
[The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jagged Edge.
The crowd erupts.
C-Murder punches John McGee.
The crowd erupts.
C-Murder scrapes John McGee's face across the cage.
John McGee is busted wide open.
Jagged Edge is bleeding like a faucet.
Jagged Edge comes over and lays out Gods Tears.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jagged Edge.
John McGee executes a dragon suplex on C-Murder.
The crowd erupts.
John McGee places C-Murder on the turnbuckle.
C-Murder uses a Northern Lights suplex on John McGee.
C-Murder goes for a choke slam, but John McGee counters it with an
elbowsmash.
John McGee is bleeding profusely.]
SP: God!!..there is blood all over the mat! The wrestlers are slipping
all over the place.
NS: Now add a few scantly clad women and we could invent our own match!
[Jagged Edge executes a roundhouse right on Sean McKenzie.
Jagged Edge goes for a punch, but Sean McKenzie blocks it.
Sean McKenzie goes for a Sammartino backbreaker, but Jagged Edge
counters it with a backdrop.
Fatal Fury gets a figure-four leglock on Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie's shoulders are on the mat.
Gods Tears makes the save after 12 seconds.
Fatal Fury runs into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie hits Fatal Fury with a European uppercut.
Sean McKenzie goes for a diving elbow smash, but Fatal Fury counters it
with a duck-down move.
Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury whip Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
They hit Sean McKenzie with a double elbowsmash.
Jagged Edge goes for a DDT, but Sean McKenzie counters it with a small
package.
Gods Tears takes Jagged Edge down with a legsweep.
Fatal Fury comes over and lays out Sean McKenzie.
Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury whip Gods Tears into the ropes.
They hit Gods Tears with a double backdrop.
Jagged Edge attempts to place Gods Tears on the turnbuckle, but Gods
Tears blocks it.
Gods Tears runs into the ropes.
Gods Tears hits Jagged Edge with a clothesline.
Gods Tears grinds Jagged Edge's face across the cage.
Gods Tears executes the Hurt on Jagged Edge.
Fatal Fury makes the save after 5 seconds.
The Shocker is bleeding like hell.]
SP: The Shocker is starting to look dazed! Lack of blood perhaps?
NS: Could be? Who knows?
[Gods Tears uses a European uppercut on Jagged Edge.
The Shocker whips John McGee into the ropes.
John McGee hits The Shocker with a clothesline.
The Shocker bumps into the cage.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for John McGee.
The Shocker begs off.
John McGee grinds The Shocker's face across the cage.
The Shocker is bleeding profusely.
The Shocker whips John McGee into the ropes, but John McGee reverses it.
John McGee hits The Shocker with an elbow.
John McGee uses a double underhook piledriver on The Shocker.
The crowd erupts.
The Shocker begs off.]
SP: If I looked like The Shocker I would beg off too!
NS: If you looked like The Shocker I would put a paper bag over your
head!
[John McGee places The Shocker on the turnbuckle.
John McGee executes the Splash Mountain on The Shocker.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for John McGee.
John McGee and Jagged Edge whip The Shocker into the ropes.
They hit The Shocker with a double fist to the midsection.
The Shocker grinds John McGee's face across the cage.
The Shocker nails John McGee with an avalanche.
The Shocker is bleeding profusely.
The Shocker goes for a full nelson, but John McGee counters it with
a backward kick.
Jagged Edge chops Sean McKenzie.
Jagged Edge kicks Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Jagged Edge hits a backspin DDT on Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge grinds Sean McKenzie's face across the cage.
Sean McKenzie is busted wide open.]
SP: Ahhhhh! Sean is busted open and bleeding all over the mat!
[Jagged Edge attempts to place Sean McKenzie on the turnbuckle, but Sean
McKenzie blocks it.
C-Murder comes over and lays out Fatal Fury.
Sean McKenzie and C-Murder whip Jagged Edge into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie and C-Murder hit Jagged Edge with a double choke slam.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Gods Tears into the turnbuckle.
Jagged Edge and Hot Shot Donovan whip Gods Tears into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Gods Tears with a double kick to the midsection, but
he counters it with a double clothesline.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Gods Tears.]
SP: This could be it! Gods Tears has just signaled for the HURT!
[Gods Tears nails Jagged Edge with a headbutt.
Gods Tears executes the Hurt on Jagged Edge.]
SP: Gods Tears is using his finisher on Jagged Edge. Jagged Edge
is clearly injured and is struggling to break the hold.
[Jagged Edge summons one last burst of energy but it isn't enough and
Jagged Edge submits after 15 seconds.]
SP: Jagged Edge has submitted! This one is over!
RA: The winners of this segment of the War Games are the Team of The
Thugz, Sean McKenzie and team captain Gods Tears in a match time of 35
minutes and 52 seconds.
[The crowd is on its feet cheering for Gods Tears. The eight men start
leaving the ring. All eight men require assistance from the emergency
crews heading back to the locker rooms.
SP: Wow, what a match. And we still have 6 more to go tonight Let's go
back to Rick Ascott for the next match.
RA: Ladies and Gentlemen introducing first, Team TTK featuring The
Vigilante, Axel "The Hammer" Mate, TTK's newest member Tom Pho and team
captain Hardrock!
["La Grange" by ZZ Top begins to play as the TTK along with The
Vigilante enter the arena and the crowd is on their feet giving them a
standing ovation as they make their way to ringside]
RA: Their opponents [suddenly a man jumps over the guardrail and enters
the cage with Rick Ascott.] Umm, excuse me, you can't be here.
Guy: But I'm here to do what I was hired to do.
RA: And what would that be.
Guy: To introduce Team Gangsta.
RA: Yeah, right. And what makes you think that you can introduce Team
Gangsta.
Guy: Because I'm Ray Clay, legendary PA announcer for the Chicago Bulls.
[The crowd cheers]
RA: You...? You're..?
RC: That's right. Not let a real announcer show you how it's done.
["Sirius" by The Alan Parson Project starts to play.]
RC: Now for Team Gangsta, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, standing at a
towering 6'11, weighing in at 365 pounds, here is the big man, Hexx!!
[Hexx comes running down the aisle.]
RC: At point guard, from Calgary, Canada, standing at 6'3 and weighing at
precisely 252 pounds, here is the Headhunter!!
[Headhunter comes running down the aisle.]
RC: At power forward, from the City of Brotherly Love, Philadelphia,
Pennsylvania, standing at 6'2, weighing in at 243 pounds, here is the
Original Gangsta!!
[The Original Gangsta comes running down the aisle.]
RC: And at guard, from Cleveland, Ohio, standing at 6'2, and weighing in
at 237 pounds, her he is the MVP of the SWF, The World Champion himself,
RRRRRRock 'n Roll Animal!!!1
[Rock 'n Roll Animal comes running down the aisle.]
RC: And their coach, former SWF great, King Cobra!!
[King Cobra comes walking down the aisle. The huddle up for a second.
Then you hear them yell "Go Gangstas"]
SP: Man, talk about laying it on thick.
NS: Both teams are down outside of the ring with Mark Matarese who is giving
them their final instructions.
[Cut to a shot of Mark Matarese with Rock 'n Roll Animal and HardRock &
Axel who seem to be arguing who should be making the call.]
MM: HardRock, call it while it is in the air.
[Mark Matarese flips the coin.]
HardRock: Heads!
Axel: Tails!
MM: The call is heads, and it is heads. HardRock, do you wish to go
first or second?
HardRock: First
MM: And Animal, which entrance do you want?
RnRA: The one over there by that cute chick.
MM: All right to your corners and determine who will start things off
for your team.
SP: It looks like Hexx will start things off for Team Gangsta.
Meanwhile HardRock and Axel are arguing as to who should start things
off for TTK. And it looks like The Vigilante is fed up with their
arguing and has entered the ring.
[They lock up.
The Vigilante hits a short clothesline on Hexx.
The crowd is cheering on The Vigilante.
The Vigilante yells "You feel tough now, punk?" at his opponent.
The crowd is cheering on The Vigilante.
The Vigilante rakes Hexx's face across the cage.
The Vigilante attempts to place Hexx on the turnbuckle, but Hexx blocks
it.
Hexx goes for the Bayou Bomb, but The Vigilante counters it with
a vertical suplex.]
SP: Great counter by The Vigilante. If Hexx had landed that Bayou Bomb
of his The Vigilante would have been in trouble.
NS: I don't think so Phoenix, The Vigilante is strong and can take an
awful lot.
[The Vigilante hits a side suplex on Hexx.
The Vigilante hits the Doctor Bomb on Hexx.
The crowd is really behind The Vigilante.
The Vigilante goes for a side suplex, but Hexx blocks it.
Hexx goes for a punch, but The Vigilante blocks it.
The Vigilante gets a double chickenwing submission on Hexx.]
SP: The Vigilante has Hexx in a double chickenwing submission hold. Hexx
is in real trouble and is struggling to reach the ropes.
[Hexx reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Vigilante hits Hexx with a Russian legsweep.
The crowd erupts.
The Vigilante uses a side suplex on Hexx.
The Vigilante yells "You feel tough now, punk?" at his opponent.]
NS: Yeah! The Vigilante is egging Hexx on! You tell him man!
[The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Vigilante.
The Vigilante goes for a short clothesline, but Hexx counters it with
a duck-down move.
Hexx hits a chop on The Vigilante.
Hexx uses a fist to the midsection on The Vigilante.
Hexx executes the Bayou Bomb on The Vigilante.]
SP: Oh My God! Hexx just nailed The Vigilante with his Bayou Bomb. The
Vigilante is clearly dazed.
NS: Yeah but he's shaking it off! I told you he could take a lot of
abuse.
SP: Of course you learn to take a lot of abuse in the SWF. Hexx is
getting a good reaction from the crowd.
[Hexx whips The Vigilante into the cage.
[The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.]
NS: Alright HardRock has just entered the cage and is going after Hexx.
[Hexx puts HardRock in a chokehold.
The Vigilante makes the save after 14 seconds.
Hexx puts HardRock in a double chickenwing submission.
The Vigilante makes the save after 5 seconds.]
SP: Well it's a good thing for The Vigilante that Hardrock is around to
take all of that punishment Hexx is dishing out.
[Hexx executes a powerslam on HardRock.]
NS: Hexx just executed a powerslam on Hardrock and the crowd is going
crazy.
[Hexx hits a spinning backbreaker on The Vigilante.
Hexx uses a fist to the midsection on The Vigilante.
Hexx goes for the Bayou Bomb, but The Vigilante counters it with
a vertical suplex.
The crowd erupts.
The Vigilante whips Hexx into the turnbuckle.
The Vigilante hits Hexx with a kick to the midsection.
The Vigilante takes Hexx down with a snap mare.
The Vigilante goes for the Garvin Stomp, but Hexx blocks it.
Hexx whips The Vigilante into the ropes, but The Vigilante reverses it.]
NS: Hexx is just having no luck at all taking down The Vigilante.
[The Vigilante nails Hexx with a Gorilla Press.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Vigilante nails Hexx with a spinning power bomb.]
SP: The Vigilante just landed a spinning power bomb. The crowd is going
into a frenzy.
[HardRock executes the Zack Attack on Hexx.
HardRock and The Vigilante hit Hexx with a double choke slam.
The Vigilante nails Hexx with a Steinerline.
HardRock takes Hexx down with an enzuigiri.]
NS: They are passing Hexx back and forth like a rag doll! I love this two
on one action!
[The Vigilante takes Hexx down with an inverted power bomb.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Vigilante executes a Steinerline on Hexx.
HardRock nails Hexx with an enzuigiri.]
SP: How can Hexx stand up to all of this pain? Hardrock just nailed him
with an enzuigiri and the crowd is giving HardRock a standing ovation.
[HardRock uses a kneedrop on Hexx.
Hexx goes for a headbutt, but HardRock blocks it.
[The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.]
NS: Well the attack on Hexx is about to come to an end! Here comes Rock
and Roll Animal and he looks like a steam engine going after Hardrock.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal whips HardRock into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal misses with a shoulderblock.
HardRock hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a backdrop.
HardRock whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits HardRock with an elbow.
Rock 'n Roll Animal puts HardRock in the STF.
The Vigilante makes the save after 5 seconds.
Rock 'n Roll Animal scrapes HardRock's face across the cage.]
SP: Aahhhhhh! There goes Hardrock's babyface complexion.
NS: Actually that maybe a new beauty secret, have your face scraped and
remove all of your skin problems.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a frog splash, but HardRock counters it
with a knee pull-up.
HardRock and The Vigilante hit Rock 'n Roll Animal with a double DDT.
The Vigilante executes a thrust kick to the head on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
The crowd is giving The Vigilante a standing ovation.
HardRock goes for an inside cradle, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips HardRock into the turnbuckle.
Hexx uses a jawbreaker on HardRock.]
SP: Hexx is getting his second wind and caught Hardrock with the
jawbreaker! The crowd is going crazy.
NS: Hardrock may be eating soft foods for a while after that one.
[Hexx whips HardRock into the ropes.
HardRock goes for a punch, but Hexx blocks it.
Hexx takes HardRock down with a flying clothesline.
The chants for Hexx are deafening.
Rock 'n Roll Animal uses a waistlock suplex on HardRock.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a legsweep on HardRock.
Hexx and Rock 'n Roll Animal whip HardRock into the ropes.
Hexx and Rock 'n Roll Animal hit HardRock with a double punch.]
SP: I can see that Rock and Roll Animal and Hexx are having a little
teaming of their own. They executed that double punch as though they
have been working together for years.
NS: Well when you are a close knit group like the Gangstas you tend to
work well together.
[Hexx nails HardRock with a spinebuster slam.
Hexx rakes HardRock's face across the cage.
Rock 'n Roll Animal and Hexx hit HardRock with a double bodyslam.
Hexx hits HardRock with a flying clothesline.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Hexx.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a sleeperhold, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it
with a backdrop.]
SP: Axel Mate has just entered the cage and he is going after Rock 'n
Roll Animal.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a punch, but Axel Mate reverses it.
Axel Mate scrapes Rock 'n Roll Animal's face across the cage.
Rock 'n Roll Animal is busted wide open.]
NS: Rock and Roll Animal is bleeding like a sieve. He may need a few
stitches to close that gash.
[Axel Mate and HardRock hit Rock 'n Roll Animal with a double
clothesline.
HardRock uses a jumping DDT on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
The crowd erupts.
Axel Mate hits a frog splash on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Axel Mate is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Axel Mate into the ropes.
Axel Mate takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a dropkick.
HardRock and Axel Mate hit Rock 'n Roll Animal with a double
clothesline.
Axel Mate takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a Russian legsweep.
HardRock hits a flying elbowdrop on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
HardRock and Axel Mate whip Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes.
They hit Rock 'n Roll Animal with a double elbowsmash.]
SP: I can see the Axel Mate and Hardrock have put there differences
behind them for this match. They just executed the double elbowsmash with
perfection.
NS: Rock and Roll Animal is finding it hard to recover from that one.
[HardRock goes for a diving elbow smash, but Rock 'n Roll Animal
counters it with a duck-down move.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a dropkick on HardRock.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes the Revolution #9 on HardRock.
There are lots of chants for Rock 'n Roll Animal.]
SP: I think you called that one wrong Shade! It doesn't look like it
took Rock and Roll Animal long at all to recover.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal and Hexx whip HardRock into the ropes.
They hit HardRock with a double backdrop.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips HardRock into the turnbuckle.
HardRock comes back and rocks Rock 'n Roll Animal with a clothesline.
HardRock whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes, but Rock 'n Roll
Animal reverses it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal nails HardRock with a powerslam.
There are lots of chants for Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal air guitars.
The crowd is really behind Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes the Revolution #9 on HardRock.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a lariat, but HardRock blocks it.]
NS: Rock and Roll Animal has been all over Hardrock. How much more can
he take?
SP: Well it better be a lot more if this match lasts as long as the last
one.
[HardRock chops Rock 'n Roll Animal.
HardRock hits Rock 'n Roll Animal.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Rock 'n Roll Animal kicks HardRock.
Rock 'n Roll Animal has the crowd going wild.
The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.]
NS: Alright! The Original Gangsta is entering the cage and going to give
Rock and Roll Animal some relief, and I don't mean R-O-L-A-I-D-S!
[He goes after HardRock.
The Original Gangsta kicks HardRock.
The crowd is really behind The Original Gangsta.
The Original Gangsta kicks HardRock.
The Original Gangsta nails HardRock with a waistlock suplex.
HardRock comes over and lays out Rock 'n Roll Animal.
The crowd is giving HardRock a standing ovation.
HardRock nails The Original Gangsta with a flying forearm.
Axel Mate hits The Original Gangsta with a German suplex.
There are lots of chants for Axel Mate.
The Original Gangsta whips Axel Mate into the ropes, but Axel Mate
reverses it.]
SP: Good reverse by Axel Mate. The Original Gangsta is having a tough
time between these two.
[Axel Mate goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but The Original Gangsta
counters it with a punch.
Hexx goes for a flying clothesline, but HardRock counters it with
a duck-down move.
HardRock executes the Zack Attack on Hexx.
The crowd is giving HardRock a standing ovation.
Hexx goes for a punch, but HardRock blocks it.
Axel Mate whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the turnbuckle, but Rock 'n
Roll Animal reverses it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal charges into the corner, but Axel Mate moves out of
the way.]
SP: And there goes Rock and Roll Animal. Animal is a bit perplexed and
seems to be wondering what happened.
NS: Axel Mate just bent over to tie his shoe and Rock and Roll Animal
missed him. The crowd is really behind Axel Mate listen to them chant
his name.
SP: Hell they are chanting everyones name! Even Bob Dole.
[Axel Mate goes for a backbreaker, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it.
The Original Gangsta grinds HardRock's face across the cage.
Axel Mate comes over and lays out Hexx.
Axel Mate hits a dropkick on The Original Gangsta.
HardRock goes for an inside cradle, but The Original Gangsta blocks it.
The Original Gangsta nails HardRock with a Northern Lights suplex.
The Original Gangsta takes HardRock down with a side suplex.
Axel Mate comes over and lays out Hexx.]
SP: Well it's time for Hexx to take a little nap!
NS: Well he has been working hard after all.
[HardRock and Axel Mate whip The Original Gangsta into the ropes.
They hit The Original Gangsta with a double backdrop.
HardRock executes a jumping DDT on The Original Gangsta.
The crowd erupts.
HardRock hits a dragon suplex on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
The crowd is giving HardRock a standing ovation.
HardRock hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a diving elbow smash.
The crowd erupts.
The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.]
SP: Finally here comes the last member of the TTK, Tom Pho entering the
cage. He is immediately heading towards Rock and Roll Animal.
[Tom Pho whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes.
Tom Pho misses with a clothesline.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Tom Pho with a clothesline.
Tom Pho bumps into the cage.
Rock 'n Roll Animal grinds Tom Pho's face across the cage.]
NS: I see that Rock and Roll Animal is introducing Pho to a close up of
how the cage was put together.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal puts Tom Pho in a standing wristlock.
HardRock makes the save after 7 seconds.
HardRock goes for a dropkick, but Hexx counters it with a side step.
The Original Gangsta uses a double underhook suplex on The Vigilante.
Hexx goes for a headbutt, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock and The Vigilante hit Hexx with a double DDT.
HardRock goes for a DDT, but Hexx counters it with a low blow.
The Vigilante comes over and lays out The Original Gangsta.
HardRock goes for a choke slam, but Hexx counters it with
a kick to the midsection.
Hexx whips HardRock into the ropes, but HardRock reverses it.
HardRock hits Hexx with a kick.
The Vigilante and HardRock whip Hexx into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Hexx with a double backdrop, but he counters it with
a double headsmash.
The crowd is giving Hexx a standing ovation.]
SP: Owwwwwwwww! A double headsmash! It makes my head hurt just watching
it.
[Hexx takes The Vigilante down with a forearm smash.
Hexx grinds The Vigilante's face across the cage.
The Vigilante is busted wide open.
The Vigilante hits Hexx with a snap suplex.
The Vigilante hits a side suplex on The Original Gangsta.
HardRock nails The Original Gangsta with a flying elbowdrop.
HardRock takes The Original Gangsta down with a rolling kick.
The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.]
SP: And the last member of the Gangsta team to enter the cage is The
HeadHunter.
NS: Good fresh meat! Now we are going to see some action! Who is he
going to pick on? He's going after HardRock.
[The Headhunter uses a reverse neckbreaker on HardRock.
The crowd is going crazy.
The Headhunter executes the Hit on HardRock.
The Headhunter has the crowd going wild.
The Headhunter nails HardRock with a kick to the head.
The Headhunter nails HardRock with a jawbreaker.
The Headhunter executes the Hit on HardRock.]
SP: The HeadHunter is all over Hardrock and the crowd is going crazy.
[The Headhunter uses a chop on HardRock.
The Original Gangsta hits a side suplex on HardRock.
The Original Gangsta has the crowd going wild.
The Headhunter executes a frog splash on HardRock.
The crowd is behind The Headhunter all the way.
The Headhunter whips HardRock into the ropes, but HardRock reverses it.
The Headhunter hits HardRock with a kick.]
NS: How can Hardrock take this? It's bad enough just having The
HeadHunter after you, but teamed with The Original Gangsta? He doesn't
have a chance!
[The Headhunter whips HardRock into the cage, but HardRock reverses it.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for HardRock.
HardRock rakes The Headhunter's face across the cage.
Axel Mate executes a powerslam on The Headhunter.
The chants for Axel Mate are deafening.
HardRock hits The Headhunter with a flying elbowdrop.
HardRock runs into the ropes.
The Headhunter hits HardRock with a spinebuster slam.]
SP:The crowd is going into a frenzy. Axel Mate and Hardrock are teaming
up against The HeadHunter.
NS: Well turn about is fair play you know.
[The Headhunter and The Original Gangsta whip HardRock into the ropes.
They hit HardRock with a double elbowsmash.
Axel Mate comes over and lays out The Original Gangsta.]
SP: The Original Gangsta tried to help out The HeadHunter but Axel Mate
tool him out and is turning his attention back to The HeadHunter.
[Axel Mate nails The Headhunter with a dropkick.
HardRock hits The Headhunter with a crucifix.
HardRock executes a flying bulldog on The Headhunter.
HardRock and Axel Mate hit The Headhunter with a double dropkick.
The Original Gangsta comes over, but gets cut off.
HardRock and Axel Mate whip The Headhunter into the ropes.
HardRock and Axel Mate hit The Headhunter with a double dropkick.
HardRock and Axel Mate whip The Headhunter into the ropes.
They hit The Headhunter with a double clothesline.]
NS: Alright! A double clothesline and The HeadHunter is still standing!
How does he do it?
[HardRock whips The Headhunter into the ropes.
The Headhunter hits HardRock with a reverse neckbreaker.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter.
The Headhunter rakes HardRock's face across the cage.
HardRock is busted wide open.]
SP: The HeadHunter has decided to add a few new marks to Hardrock's
face. Hardrock is bleeding like hell.
[HardRock whips The Headhunter into the cage.
HardRock whips The Headhunter into the ropes, but The Headhunter
reverses it.
HardRock misses with an elbow.
The Headhunter goes for a kick to the head, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock uses a DDT on The Headhunter.
HardRock rakes The Headhunter's face across the cage.]
NS: As I always say what goes around comes around. The HeadHunter is
bleeding like a faucet. I mean to tell you that blood is flying
everywhere.
[HardRock whips The Headhunter into the turnbuckle.
HardRock charges in with a clothesline, but The Headhunter lifts his
leg.
The crowd erupts.
The Headhunter scrapes HardRock's face across the cage.
The Headhunter places HardRock on the turnbuckle.
The Headhunter executes a belly-to-back superplex on HardRock.
The Headhunter takes HardRock down with a jawbreaker.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter.
The Headhunter executes the Hit on HardRock.
The crowd erupts.]
SP: The HeadHunter has just executed the HIT on Hardrock. That may be all
there is for Hardrock this match.
[Hexx takes The Vigilante down with a double-axhandle chop.
Axel Mate comes over, but gets cut off.
Hexx and Rock 'n Roll Animal whip The Vigilante into the ropes.
Hexx and Rock 'n Roll Animal hit The Vigilante with a double bodyslam.]
NS: Axel Mate is trying to get in to help his partner but is getting cut
off. Hexx and Rock and Roll Animal are doing a number on The Vigilante.
[Axel Mate gets back up and lays out Rock 'n Roll Animal.
The Vigilante and Axel Mate whip Hexx into the ropes.
They hit Hexx with a double kick to the midsection.
The Vigilante executes an inverted power bomb on Hexx.]
SP: I'm telling you Shade this crowd is never going to be the same after
these matches tonight.
[The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Vigilante places Hexx on the turnbuckle.
The Vigilante executes the Vendetta on Hexx.
Rock 'n Roll Animal is bleeding profusely.
The Vigilante whips Hexx into the turnbuckle.
Hexx comes back, but is met with the Running Forearm Smash.
The Vigilante nails Hexx with a gutwrench suplex.
The crowd is giving The Vigilante a standing ovation.
The Vigilante takes Hexx down with a double elbowsmash.]
NS: The Vigilante has just nailed Hexx with double elbowsmash. Hexx is
still standing and grabs The Vigilante.
[Hexx whips The Vigilante into the ropes.
Hexx uses an armdrag takedown on The Vigilante.
Hexx chops The Vigilante.
The Vigilante hits Hexx.
The Vigilante chops Hexx.
The Vigilante hits Hexx.
Hexx punches The Vigilante.
The crowd is giving Hexx a standing ovation.]
SP: It looks like it is a war between Hexx and The Vigilante. The crowd
here is going wild! I can barely hear myself talk.
[Hexx punches The Vigilante.
The crowd erupts.
Hexx grinds The Vigilante's face across the cage.
Axel Mate comes over and lays out Rock 'n Roll Animal.
The crowd is giving Axel Mate a standing ovation.
Axel Mate hits a dropkick on Hexx.
The Vigilante hits Hexx with an inverted power bomb.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Vigilante locks Hexx in the STF.]
NS: Way to go Vigilante! He's got Hexx right where he wants him! There
is No Escape!
[Hexx tries to escape the hold.
Hexx is writhing in pain.
Hexx submits after 19 seconds.
The crowd erupts.]
SP: The Vigilante has made Hexx submit after having him in the STF for
19 seconds...No man could stand that hold for more then a few seconds, yet
Hexx held out for 19. Absolutely incredible!
RA: The winners of this match are the Triple Threat Kliq and The Vigilante
in a time of 16 minutes and 44 seconds.
NS: Fabulous match tonight. I can't wait to see the final outcome. We
now send it over to Dax Lemming and Mike Janiack. Take it way guys.
[Cut to a shot of the two men sitting at a different desk.]
MJ: Thank you Neil. Well we've already seen two great War Games matches. And
we're here to bring you to more. Are you excited Dax?
DL: Without a doubt.
MJ: Well let's head down to Rick Ascott for our next match.
RA: Ladies and gentlemen. This next contest is a War games match. Introducing
first...
["Head Like a Hole" by Nine Inch Nails blares as the T.w.O team come walking
down the aisle and the crowd boos loudly.]
RA: Team T.w.O, first their captain. TIME WARP! He is followed by Mr. Roboto,
Monster Mark and Deaf Leopard.
[The T.w.O team walks down to ring side.]
DL: Welcome, team loser.
RA: And their opponents. First the captain, Danny Bens. He is followed by
Boom-Boom Obuhowich, Jay Foley and Piper Jones... team Scot and Fury!!!
["Song 2" by Blur blares as team Scot and Fury walk down to ring side. The
crowd cheers.]
MJ: A decent crowd reaction for team Scot and Fury. Now with the coin toss...
[Cut to a shot of Mark Matarese with Time Warp and Danny Bens.]
MM: Time Warp, call it while it is in the air.
[Mark Matarese flips the coin.]
TW: Heads!
MM: The call is heads, and it is tails. Danny, do you wish to go
first or second?
DB: First
MM: And Time Warp, which entrance do you want?
TW: The force is stronger over there. We'll take that one.
DL: Danny Bens team wins the coin toss. Who is they gonna chose to go in first?
MJ: You know that sometimes you start speaking strangely.
DL: Wah? Me is just speaking da way my ma and pa speak...
MJ: Uh huh...
[Time Warp and Boom-Boom Obuhowich start off.
They lock up.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes Time Warp down with a powerslam.
There are lots of chants for Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich gestures madly for attention.
The crowd is really behind Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich gives the sign for the Choke Slam.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes the Choke Slam on Time Warp.
The crowd is going crazy.]
MJ: The crowd really seemed to like that little move by Boom-Boom.
DL: Huh? I wasn't paying attention. I was staring at that blond over there.
MJ: Oh come on!
[Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Time Warp into the ropes, but Time Warp reverses it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a bodyslam, but Time Warp counters it with
a small package.
Time Warp runs into the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a powerslam, but Time Warp counters it with
a lariat.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Time Warp into the cage.]
MJ: Look at the size of that cage. It's unbelievable!
DL: Yea, and just picture eight men inside that cage! Total carnage!
[The chants for Boom-Boom Obuhowich are deafening.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a running powerslam, but Time Warp blocks it.
Time Warp grinds Boom-Boom Obuhowich's face across the cage.
Time Warp attempts to place Boom-Boom Obuhowich on the turnbuckle, but
Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it.
Time Warp rakes Boom-Boom Obuhowich's face across the cage.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich is busted wide open.]
DL: Blood! Yes blood! My day is fulfilled!
MJ: Time Warp is really making Boom-Boom bleed badly. He is gushing!
DL: Let that fluid flow!
[Time Warp places Boom-Boom Obuhowich on the turnbuckle.
Time Warp uses a belly-to-belly superplex on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Time Warp grinds Boom-Boom Obuhowich's face across the cage.
Time Warp uses a knee to the back on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Time Warp hits a knee to the back on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Time Warp scrapes Boom-Boom Obuhowich's face across the cage.
Time Warp whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a bearhug, but Time Warp counters it with a punch.
Time Warp rakes Boom-Boom Obuhowich's face across the cage.]
MJ: That ain't too good for Boom-Boom. He is already bleeding badly.
DL: Who cares? There's blood and that's all that matters.
Time Warp executes a diving shoulderblock on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Time Warp whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
Time Warp misses with a kick.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a roundhouse right, but Time Warp blocks it.
Time Warp hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a dropkick to the knee.
Time Warp takes Boom-Boom Obuhowich down with a diving shoulderblock.
The crowd is behind Time Warp all the way.
The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.
Piper Jones enters the cage.]
MJ: Now Piper is in! It's two on one!
DL: This is where it really gets interesting.
[He goes after Time Warp.
Time Warp rakes Boom-Boom Obuhowich's face across the cage.
Time Warp whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
reverses it.
Time Warp hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a kick.
Time Warp goes for leg scissors, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich nails Time Warp with a kick to the midsection.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Time Warp.
The crowd is really behind Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Time Warp.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich is bleeding profusely.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a chokehold, but Time Warp counters it with
a facerake.]
MJ: And a rake to the face.
DL: At first I thought that the T.w.O were losers. But now they're pretty good!
MJ: How much did they pay you to say that?
DL: 28.95
MJ: Thought so.
[Time Warp hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with an enzuigiri.
Time Warp gets a double reverse chinlock on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich tries to escape the hold.
Piper Jones makes the save after 14 seconds.]
DL: Lucky Jones made the save.
MJ: But the match can't end until all of the wrestlers are in the ring. So it
makes no difference.
[Time Warp goes for a fistdrop, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with
a roll away.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits a Big Leg Drop on Time Warp.
The chants for Boom-Boom Obuhowich are deafening.
Piper Jones executes a diving shoulderblock on Time Warp.
Piper Jones is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Piper Jones poses for the crowd.
Piper Jones is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Piper Jones uses a punch on Time Warp.
Piper Jones chops Time Warp.
The crowd is really behind Piper Jones.]
MJ: The crowd really seems to like Piper today.
DL: But the crowd has been giving Time Warp a decent reaction.
MJ: Time Warp still is all alone in that ring.
[Piper Jones kicks Time Warp.
Time Warp kicks Piper Jones.
The crowd erupts.
Piper Jones kicks Time Warp.
The crowd erupts.
Time Warp kicks Piper Jones.
The crowd is giving Time Warp a standing ovation.
Time Warp attempts to place Piper Jones on the turnbuckle, but Piper Jones
blocks it.
Time Warp uses an enzuigiri on Piper Jones.
Time Warp nails Piper Jones with a flying somersault bodyblock.
The crowd is giving Time Warp a standing ovation.
Time Warp yells "You're running out of time!" to his opponent.]
DL: That's right! Out of time!
MJ: Sit down, shut up.
DL: Wasn't that in Forest Gump?
[The crowd is giving Time Warp a standing ovation.
Time Warp grinds Piper Jones' face across the cage.
Time Warp runs into the ropes.
Time Warp hits Piper Jones with a shoulderblock.
The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.
Mr. Roboto enters the cage.]
DL: HAHA! Roboto's in! It's two on two!
[He goes after Piper Jones.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich is bleeding profusely.
Mr. Roboto hits a spinning DDT on Piper Jones.
Mr. Roboto has the crowd going wild.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich is bleeding profusely.
Piper Jones goes for a bearhug, but Mr. Roboto counters it with a punch.
Mr. Roboto scrapes Piper Jones' face across the cage.
Mr. Roboto runs into the ropes.
Piper Jones nails Mr. Roboto with a kick to the midsection.
Piper Jones whips Mr. Roboto into the ropes, but Mr. Roboto reverses it.
Mr. Roboto goes for a kick to the midsection, but Piper Jones blocks it.]
DL: Reversal, block, block, reversal!
MJ: Uhh...
[Time Warp comes over and lays out Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Time Warp.
Time Warp goes for a spinning leg lariat, but Piper Jones counters it with
a duck-down move.
Time Warp hits Mr. Roboto.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich tangles up Time Warp.
Piper Jones hits a tiger suplex on Mr. Roboto.
The crowd erupts.]
MJ: Wow! What a suplex!
DL: Damn it!
MJ: I thought that you didn't like the T.w.O.
DL: My favorites vary.
[Piper Jones whips Mr. Roboto into the ropes.
Mr. Roboto uses a kick to the head on Piper Jones.
Mr. Roboto scrapes Piper Jones' face across the cage.
Piper Jones is busted wide open.
Mr. Roboto and Time Warp whip Piper Jones into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Piper Jones with a double fist to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
Piper Jones runs into the ropes.
Piper Jones hits Mr. Roboto with a kick.
Piper Jones nails Mr. Roboto with a tiger suplex.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
MJ: Whoa.
DL: OWWEEEEE!
[Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes Mr. Roboto down with the Running Forearm Smash.
Piper Jones uses a tiger suplex on Mr. Roboto.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Mr. Roboto with a running powerslam.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Time Warp comes over, but gets cut off.
Piper Jones and Boom-Boom Obuhowich whip Mr. Roboto into the ropes.
Piper Jones and Boom-Boom Obuhowich hit Mr. Roboto with a double punch.
Piper Jones and Boom-Boom Obuhowich hit Mr. Roboto with a double atomic drop.
Piper Jones uses a punch on Mr. Roboto.
Piper Jones punches Mr. Roboto.]
DL: That was a fist! DQ! DQ!
MJ: Won't you ever learn Dax? NO DQ!
DL: Bla, bla, bla.
[The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Piper Jones punches Mr. Roboto.
The crowd is giving Piper Jones a standing ovation.
Mr. Roboto hits Piper Jones with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.
Jay Foley enters the cage.]
MJ: Foley in the cage!
[He goes after Mr. Roboto.
The crowd is giving Boom-Boom Obuhowich a standing ovation.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich attempts to place Time Warp on the turnbuckle, but Time Warp
blocks it.]
MJ: Nice block by Time Warp.
DL: It was a block! What in the hell was so nice about it?
MJ: What, what? I liked the block.
DL: Yada, yada, yada.
[Boom-Boom Obuhowich places Time Warp on the turnbuckle.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a superplex on Time Warp.
The crowd erupts.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich grinds Time Warp's face across the cage.
Time Warp is busted wide open.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich locks Time Warp in a standing wristlock.
Mr. Roboto makes the save after 13 seconds.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich uses a neck snap on Time Warp.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Time Warp into the ropes.
Time Warp uses a spinning leg lariat on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Time Warp gives the sign for the Time Machine.
Time Warp and Mr. Roboto hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with the
Future Technology Superkick.]
MJ: A DOUBLE SUPERKICK!
DL: Whoa.
[The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Time Warp and Mr. Roboto whip Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
They hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double fist to the midsection.
Time Warp and Mr. Roboto whip Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
Time Warp and Mr. Roboto hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double
dropkick to the knee.
Time Warp whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Time Warp with a backdrop.]
MJ: After that superkick I don't know how he can do that!
[Boom-Boom Obuhowich is bleeding profusely.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich nails Time Warp with a legdrop.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Time Warp
blocks it.
Time Warp uses a chop on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Time Warp whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
Time Warp executes a knee to the back on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Mr. Roboto and Time Warp whip Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
They hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double kick to the midsection.
Mr. Roboto hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a kick to the head.
The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.
Monster Mark enters the cage.]
MJ: Now Monster Mark is in the cage.
DL: Where did Boom-Boom's partners go?
[He goes after Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Monster Mark scrapes Boom-Boom Obuhowich's face across the cage.
Time Warp is bleeding like hell.
Mr. Roboto runs into the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich misses with an elbow.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a powerslam, but Mr. Roboto counters it with
a lariat.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Roboto.]
DL: And now the crowd's cheering for T.w.O!
MJ: You can never trust the fans.
DL: Huh!?! What?!?
MJ: Heh.
[In turn, Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with a duck-down move.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich grinds Mr. Roboto's face across the cage.
Mr. Roboto is busted wide open.
Piper Jones is bleeding like hell.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich places Mr. Roboto on the turnbuckle.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes Mr. Roboto down with a superplex.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich is bleeding like a faucet.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich nails Mr. Roboto with a forearm to the back.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits a kick to the midsection on Mr. Roboto.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits a double-axhandle chop on Mr. Roboto.
Mr. Roboto is bleeding profusely.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich places Mr. Roboto on the turnbuckle.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits a superplex on Mr. Roboto.
The crowd erupts.
Piper Jones scrapes Monster Mark's face across the cage.
Monster Mark is busted wide open.]
DL: YES! MORE BLOOD!
MJ: Uhh.... you're sick. You're just sick!
DL: What? What did I say?
[Piper Jones whips Monster Mark into the turnbuckle, but Monster Mark
reverses it.
Monster Mark runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Time Warp and Monster Mark hit Piper Jones with a double elbowdrop.
Time Warp attempts to place Piper Jones on the turnbuckle, but Piper Jones
blocks it.
Piper Jones is bleeding profusely.
Time Warp hits Piper Jones with a diving shoulderblock.
Time Warp is bleeding like hell.
Time Warp whips Piper Jones into the ropes.
Time Warp hits Piper Jones with an elbow.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich is bleeding profusely.]
MJ: Boom-Boom is bleeding like heck! Dax...
DL: BLOOD!!!!!!
MJ: Thank you my friend.
[Monster Mark and Time Warp whip Piper Jones into the ropes.
They hit Piper Jones with a double kick to the midsection.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich comes over, but gets cut off.
Time Warp hits Piper Jones with a spinning leg lariat.
Monster Mark uses an enzuilariato on Piper Jones.]
MJ: An enzui... uhh....
DL: Oh my goddness. It's an enzuilari... oh crap....
MJ: Well it was a nice move none the less.
[Piper Jones takes Monster Mark down with a double underhook piledriver.
Piper Jones nails Monster Mark with a headbutt.
Piper Jones goes for the Highland Fling, but Monster Mark counters it with
a low blow.
Monster Mark hits Piper Jones with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.
Danny Bens enters the cage.]
MJ: DANNY BENS IS IN THE RING!
DL: Again team S 'n F has the advantage again!
[He goes after Monster Mark.
Danny Bens scrapes Monster Mark's face across the cage.
Danny Bens and Piper Jones hit Monster Mark with a double flying axhandle.
Piper Jones goes for a clothesline, but Monster Mark counters it with
a duck-down move.
Monster Mark goes for a slap, but Piper Jones blocks it.
Piper Jones whips Monster Mark into the ropes.
Monster Mark executes a swinging neckbreaker on Piper Jones.
Monster Mark scrapes Piper Jones' face across the cage.
Monster Mark executes the Monster Mash on Piper Jones.
Monster Mark has the crowd going wild.]
DL: It's called the mash!
MJ: The Monster Mash!
DL: It was a graveyard smash.
[Monster Mark goes for a side suplex, but Piper Jones blocks it.
Piper Jones goes for a Tombstone, but Monster Mark reverses it.
The chants for Monster Mark are deafening.
Danny Bens sneaks up on Monster Mark.
Danny Bens hits Monster Mark with a fist to the midsection.
Piper Jones takes Monster Mark down with a football tackle.
Danny Bens goes for a tiger suplex, but Monster Mark counters it with
a kick to the head.
Monster Mark executes a stomp on Danny Bens.
Piper Jones sneaks up on Monster Mark.
Piper Jones hits Monster Mark with a double-axhandle chop.]
DL: HAHA! Mark didn't even notice him!
[Piper Jones goes for a punch, but Monster Mark blocks it.
Monster Mark goes for a short lariat, but Piper Jones counters it with
a duck-down move.
Piper Jones scrapes Monster Mark's face across the cage.
Piper Jones goes for a backbreaker, but Monster Mark blocks it.
Monster Mark whips Piper Jones into the cage.]
MJ: What a smash! We heard that!
DL: That was loud. That was a little...too loud...
[Monster Mark uses a fist to the midsection on Piper Jones.
Monster Mark goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Piper Jones blocks it.
Piper Jones executes a low blow on Monster Mark.
Piper Jones hits a facebite on Monster Mark.
The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.
Deaf Leopard enters the cage.]
MJ: All eight men are in the cage!
DL: Weeeeeee!
[He goes after Piper Jones.
Deaf Leopard whips Piper Jones into the ropes.
Deaf Leopard goes for a football tackle, but Piper Jones counters it with
a kick to the head.
Monster Mark comes over, but gets cut off.
Danny Bens and Piper Jones hit Deaf Leopard with a double flying axhandle.
Piper Jones executes a football tackle on Deaf Leopard.
Danny Bens goes for a tiger suplex, but Deaf Leopard blocks it.
Deaf Leopard whips Danny Bens into the turnbuckle.
Deaf Leopard scrapes Danny Bens' face across the cage.
Deaf Leopard hits Danny Bens with a swinging neckbreaker.]
The crowd is going crazy.]
MJ: WHOA! What a neckbreaker!
DL: That was nothing! My ma...
MJ: We know. Your mama can do better then that... yea yea yea.
[Piper Jones is bleeding profusely.
Deaf Leopard executes the Rock Of Ages on Danny Bens.
The chants for Deaf Leopard are deafening.
Piper Jones comes over and lays out Deaf Leopard.
Danny Bens goes for a snap mare, but Monster Mark blocks it.
Monster Mark runs into the ropes.
Danny Bens misses with a shoulderblock.
Monster Mark and Danny Bens get hit with a double clothesline.
Deaf Leopard and Monster Mark hit Danny Bens with a double diving headbutt.
Deaf Leopard and Monster Mark whip Danny Bens into the ropes.
Deaf Leopard and Monster Mark hit Danny Bens with a double legsweep.
Piper Jones comes over and lays out Monster Mark.]
MJ: Jones totally laid out Monster Mark!
DL: But he isn't knocked out so it doesn't matter!
[Danny Bens goes for a diving elbow smash, but Deaf Leopard counters it with
a faceslam.
Deaf Leopard and Monster Mark whip Danny Bens into the ropes.
They hit Danny Bens with a double clothesline.
Deaf Leopard nails Danny Bens with a piledriver.
Monster Mark and Deaf Leopard whip Danny Bens into the ropes.
They hit Danny Bens with a double fist to the midsection.
Piper Jones comes over and lays out Deaf Leopard.
Danny Bens and Piper Jones hit Monster Mark with a double flying axhandle.
Danny Bens hits Monster Mark with a flying dropkick.
Danny Bens has the crowd going wild.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich lifts Monster Mark up.
Danny Bens nails Monster Mark with the Shake 'N Bake.]
MJ: SHAKE 'N BAKE!!
DL: WOW!!!!
[The crowd is behind Danny Bens all the way.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich scrapes Monster Mark's face across the cage.
Deaf Leopard comes over and lays out Danny Bens.
The crowd erupts.
Monster Mark hits a legsweep on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Danny Bens comes over, but gets cut off.
Monster Mark hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a lariat.
Deaf Leopard goes for a crotch slam, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with
a punch.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Deaf Leopard into the ropes.]
MJ: Into the ropes....
[Boom-Boom Obuhowich puts Deaf Leopard in a chokehold.
Monster Mark makes the save after 5 seconds.]
DL: And a choke hold. Deaf Leopard was lucky that Mark was there to save
him.
[Deaf Leopard nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a piledriver.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Deaf Leopard goes for a football tackle, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
counters it with a side step.
Monster Mark comes over, but gets cut off.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens whip Deaf Leopard into the ropes.
They hit Deaf Leopard with a double clothesline.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens whip Deaf Leopard into the ropes.
They hit Deaf Leopard with a double fist to the midsection.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich places Deaf Leopard on the turnbuckle.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes Deaf Leopard down with a superplex.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
MJ: The crowd seems to be reacting well to this match.
DL: As like all the others. The SWF fans are the greatest.
[Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a headbutt, but Deaf Leopard blocks it.
Deaf Leopard runs into the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich nails Deaf Leopard with a kick to the midsection.
Monster Mark comes over and lays out Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
The crowd erupts.
Monster Mark hits Danny Bens with a lariat.
Deaf Leopard takes Danny Bens down with a backdrop driver.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Deaf Leopard hits Danny Bens with a diving headbutt.
Monster Mark and Deaf Leopard hit Danny Bens with a double diving headbutt.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich comes over, but gets cut off.
Monster Mark and Deaf Leopard whip Danny Bens into the ropes.
They hit Danny Bens with a double kick to the midsection.
Monster Mark and Deaf Leopard whip Danny Bens into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Danny Bens with a double kick to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.]
MJ: DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!
DL: He nailed both of them!
[Danny Bens whips Monster Mark into the ropes.
Danny Bens and Monster Mark get hit with a double clothesline.
Time Warp comes over and lays out Danny Bens.]
DL: Time Warp gets his revenge!
MJ: For what?
DL: You know. That time where he... uhh... you know.
MJ: Of course I do...
[Monster Mark and Time Warp hit Jay Foley with a double elbowdrop.
Monster Mark locks Jay Foley in a choke against the ropes.
Danny Bens makes the save after 5 seconds.
Time Warp and Monster Mark whip Jay Foley into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Jay Foley with a double clothesline, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
Jay Foley hits them with a double clothesline.
Jay Foley uses a kneelift on Time Warp.
Monster Mark comes over, but gets cut off.]
MJ: Monster Mark gets cut off.
[Jay Foley and Danny Bens whip Time Warp into the ropes.
Jay Foley and Danny Bens hit Time Warp with a double chop.
Jay Foley and Danny Bens whip Time Warp into the ropes.
Jay Foley and Danny Bens hit Time Warp with a double dropkick.
Jay Foley whips Time Warp into the turnbuckle.
Jay Foley takes Time Warp down with a headbutt.
Jay Foley hits Time Warp with a fist to the midsection.
Jay Foley nails Time Warp with a DDT.]
MJ: HE NAILS HIM WITH THAT DDT!
DL: Time Warp is out!
[Time Warp runs into the ropes.]
MJ: I don't think so.
[Jay Foley hits Time Warp with a backdrop.
Time Warp bumps into the cage.
Jay Foley and Danny Bens whip Time Warp into the ropes.
They hit Time Warp with a double fist to the midsection.
Jay Foley takes Time Warp down with a chop.
Jay Foley and Danny Bens whip Time Warp into the ropes.
They hit Time Warp with a double kick to the midsection.
Monster Mark comes over, but gets cut off.
Jay Foley and Danny Bens whip Time Warp into the ropes.
They hit Time Warp with a double backdrop.
Jay Foley takes Time Warp down with a European uppercut.
Danny Bens executes a flying clothesline on Time Warp.
The crowd erupts.
Jay Foley executes a spinning mule kick on Time Warp.
The chants for Jay Foley are deafening.]
MJ: The fans are going out the roof!
DL: This is so loud! Tell them to stop!
MJ: Uhh...no.
[Jay Foley goes for a swinging punch, but Time Warp blocks it.
Time Warp nails Jay Foley with a knee to the back.
Time Warp and Monster Mark hit Jay Foley with a double elbowdrop.
Time Warp and Monster Mark hit Jay Foley with a double elbowdrop.
Time Warp and Monster Mark hit Jay Foley with a double elbowdrop.
Time Warp whips Jay Foley into the ropes.
Jay Foley misses with a kick.
Time Warp hits a chop on Jay Foley.
Time Warp whips Jay Foley into the ropes.
Jay Foley executes a spin kick on Time Warp.
The crowd is behind Jay Foley all the way.
Jay Foley scrapes Time Warp's face across the cage.
Jay Foley nails Time Warp with a jumping neck snap.
Piper Jones executes a frog splash.]
MJ: What a frog splash!
DL: Ribit....ribit...
[The crowd erupts.
Piper Jones scrapes Time Warp's face across the cage.
Jay Foley uses a DDT on Time Warp.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Deaf Leopard
counters it with a duck-down move.
Deaf Leopard goes for a fisherman suplex, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it.
Piper Jones is bleeding profusely.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Deaf Leopard into the cage.
Time Warp comes over, but gets cut off.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Jay Foley hit Deaf Leopard with a double punch.
Time Warp gets back up and lays out Jay Foley.
The crowd is giving Time Warp a standing ovation.
Time Warp attempts to place Boom-Boom Obuhowich on the turnbuckle, but
Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it.]
MJ: Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocked Deaf Leopards attempt to get him up on the
cage.
[Deaf Leopard executes a short clothesline on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Deaf Leopard gives the sign for the Rock Of Ages.
Deaf Leopard executes the Rock Of Ages on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.]
DL: Wowy!
MJ: Rock of Ages!
[Deaf Leopard goes for a backdrop driver, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
counters it with a facerake.
Danny Bens rakes Time Warp's face across the cage.
Danny Bens whips Time Warp into the ropes, but Time Warp reverses it.
Danny Bens goes for a flying clothesline, but Time Warp counters it with
a duck-down move.
Time Warp whips Danny Bens into the ropes.
Time Warp hits an enzuigiri on Danny Bens.
Time Warp grinds Danny Bens' face across the cage.
Danny Bens is busted wide open.
Time Warp is bleeding like a faucet.]
DL: Splash! Splash! Frolic in the blood!
MJ: You are sick, sick man!
[Time Warp uses a moonsault on Danny Bens.
Time Warp places Danny Bens on the turnbuckle.
Time Warp hits Danny Bens with a superplex.
Mr. Roboto hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a single-leg takedown.
Deaf Leopard nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double underhook suplex.
Deaf Leopard scrapes Boom-Boom Obuhowich's face across the cage.
Deaf Leopard hits a backdrop driver on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Deaf Leopard air guitars.
The crowd erupts.]
MJ: Uhh...
DL: I don't quite know what to call that.
[Deaf Leopard runs into the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Deaf Leopard with a punch.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Deaf Leopard
blocks it.
Deaf Leopard takes Boom-Boom Obuhowich down with a Gorilla Press.
Deaf Leopard kicks Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Deaf Leopard hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Deaf Leopard punches Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
The crowd is giving Deaf Leopard a standing ovation.
Mr. Roboto goes for a kick to the midsection, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich places Mr. Roboto on the turnbuckle.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich nails Mr. Roboto with a superplex.
The crowd erupts.
Time Warp is bleeding like hell.]
DL: YE...
MJ: Ahh! Not again!
[Boom-Boom Obuhowich runs into the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich nails Mr. Roboto with a spinebuster slam.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Danny Bens is bleeding like hell.
Piper Jones and Danny Bens whip Deaf Leopard into the ropes.
They hit Deaf Leopard with a double fist to the midsection.
Monster Mark comes over and lays out Danny Bens.]
DL: WAMO!
MJ: KABLAMO!
DL: Now you're getting it.
Deaf Leopard takes Piper Jones down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Deaf Leopard goes for a half Boston, but Piper Jones blocks it.
Piper Jones hits a spinebuster slam on Deaf Leopard.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Piper Jones.
Piper Jones hits Deaf Leopard.]
DL: BOFO!
MJ: It's old Dax. Forget it.
DL: BLAMO!
[The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Deaf Leopard chops Piper Jones.
Piper Jones kicks Deaf Leopard.
Piper Jones nails Deaf Leopard with a double-axhandle chop.
Jay Foley nails Deaf Leopard with a jumping neck snap.
Piper Jones executes a frog splash.
Piper Jones scrapes Deaf Leopard's face across the cage.
Piper Jones and Jay Foley hit Deaf Leopard with a double punch.
Piper Jones goes for a snap mare, but Deaf Leopard blocks it.
Monster Mark goes for a lariat, but Piper Jones blocks it.
Jay Foley goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Monster Mark
counters it with an armbar submission.
Jay Foley is struggling to reach the ropes.
Jay Foley tries to fight the pain.
Piper Jones makes the save after 23 seconds.]
MJ: If Jones hadn't gotten there in time this match would have been over. All
eight men are already in the ring.
DL: This is too long. Someone win!
MJ: Be patient Dax.
[Jay Foley uses a clothesline on Monster Mark.
Monster Mark is bleeding like hell.
Piper Jones whips Monster Mark into the ropes.
Monster Mark goes for a spinebuster slam, but Piper Jones counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Piper Jones.
Danny Bens is bleeding like a faucet.]
DL: Don't worry, I'm over that. *under his breath* Woo hoo!
MJ: I heard that.
[Piper Jones climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Monster Mark throws him
to the mat.
Monster Mark executes the Monster Mash on Piper Jones.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Monster Mark whips Piper Jones into the cage.
The crowd is giving Monster Mark a standing ovation.
Monster Mark is bleeding profusely.
Jay Foley comes over and lays out Deaf Leopard.
Piper Jones and Jay Foley hit Monster Mark with a double punch.
Monster Mark runs into the ropes.
Piper Jones hits a faceslam on Monster Mark.]
MJ: Monster Mark went into the ropes and was nailed by Jones.
DL: Sucker.
[The crowd is giving Piper Jones a standing ovation.
Piper Jones and Jay Foley whip Monster Mark into the ropes.
They hit Monster Mark with a double fist to the midsection.
Jay Foley uses a dropkick on Monster Mark.
Piper Jones executes a crucifix on Monster Mark.
Piper Jones whips Monster Mark into the ropes.
Piper Jones hits Monster Mark with a shoulderblock.
Piper Jones uses a Big Leg Drop on Monster Mark.
The crowd is giving Piper Jones a standing ovation.
Time Warp is bleeding profusely.
Jay Foley goes for a spinning mule kick, but Time Warp blocks it.
Time Warp whips Jay Foley into the ropes, but Jay Foley reverses it.
Time Warp hits Jay Foley with a spinning leg lariat.
Danny Bens comes over and lays out Mr. Roboto.
The crowd erupts.
Jay Foley and Danny Bens whip Time Warp into the ropes.
Jay Foley and Danny Bens hit Time Warp with a double flying clothesline.
Jay Foley whips Time Warp into the turnbuckle.
Jay Foley charges into the corner.
Danny Bens chops Mr. Roboto.
Danny Bens punches Mr. Roboto.
Mr. Roboto chops Danny Bens.]
MJ: MAJOR CHOP!
[The crowd erupts.
Mr. Roboto chops Danny Bens.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Roboto.
Danny Bens punches Mr. Roboto.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Danny Bens.
Mr. Roboto kicks Danny Bens.
The chants for Mr. Roboto are deafening.
Mr. Roboto goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Danny Bens counters it with
a duck-down move.
Jay Foley hits a spinning mule kick on Monster Mark.]
DL: When's the carnage ever gonna end?
MJ: Whenever you say Dax.
DL: Now!
[Monster Mark hits Jay Foley with a snap mare.]
DL: Damn.
[Monster Mark and Time Warp whip Jay Foley into the ropes.
They hit Jay Foley with a double kick to the midsection.
Monster Mark gets a sleeperhold on Jay Foley.
Jay Foley tries to fight the pain.
Piper Jones makes the save after 29 seconds.
Monster Mark hits an inverted atomic drop on Jay Foley.
Piper Jones comes over, but gets cut off.
Monster Mark and Time Warp whip Jay Foley into the ropes.
They hit Jay Foley with a double elbowsmash.
Monster Mark and Time Warp whip Jay Foley into the ropes.
They hit Jay Foley with a double clothesline.
Piper Jones gets back up and lays out Time Warp.]
MJ: Just a reminder fans, starting this week on Around the World, Dax and I
will be the NEW full time announcers.
DL: And god knows that we are very excited about this one.
MJ: Well Frenck gave us a test run and I guess he liked it.
[The crowd is giving Piper Jones a standing ovation.
Jay Foley and Piper Jones whip Monster Mark into the ropes.
They hit Monster Mark with a double clothesline.
Jay Foley goes for a palm blow, but Monster Mark blocks it.
Monster Mark whips Jay Foley into the ropes.
Monster Mark hits Jay Foley with a backdrop.
Danny Bens is bleeding like a faucet.
Monster Mark hits Jay Foley with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Monster Mark.
Time Warp nails Jay Foley with a flying somersault headbutt.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Time Warp.
Time Warp hits an Asai moonsault on Jay Foley.]
MJ: Great moonsault on Jay Foley.
DL: I just can't stop looking at that cage! It is huge!
MJ: No one cares Dax.
DL: I'm hurt. I am really, really hurt.
[The crowd is giving Time Warp a standing ovation.
Time Warp and Monster Mark hit Jay Foley with a double elbowdrop.
Time Warp uses a flying somersault bodyblock on Jay Foley.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Time Warp.
Time Warp hits a flying somersault bodyblock on Jay Foley.
Time Warp whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
reverses it.
Time Warp uses an enzuigiri on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Mr. Roboto is bleeding profusely.]
DL:....
MJ: WAIT! Blood, blood...
DL: Good boy.
[Deaf Leopard goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Jay Foley counters it with
a facerake.
Jay Foley kicks Deaf Leopard.
Jay Foley hits Deaf Leopard.
Jay Foley hits Deaf Leopard.
Deaf Leopard kicks Jay Foley.
The chants for Deaf Leopard are deafening.
Jay Foley hits Deaf Leopard.
The chants for Jay Foley are deafening.
Deaf Leopard chops Jay Foley.]
DL: WOW! His chest is gonna be red for a couple of weeks....
MJ: A monstrous chop.
DL: .... maybe he should get some aloe lotion.
[Jay Foley hits Deaf Leopard.
The crowd is behind Jay Foley all the way.
Jay Foley kicks Deaf Leopard.
The chants for Jay Foley are deafening.
Jay Foley gives the sign for the Crash Landing.
Jay Foley nails Deaf Leopard with a jumping neck snap.
Piper Jones executes a frog splash.
Piper Jones grinds Deaf Leopard's face across the cage.
Deaf Leopard is busted wide open.
Piper Jones hits a double-axhandle chop on Deaf Leopard.
Piper Jones and Jay Foley hit Deaf Leopard with a double punch.
Piper Jones uses a double underhook piledriver on Deaf Leopard.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Piper Jones uses a low blow on Deaf Leopard.
Mr. Roboto comes over and lays out Jay Foley.]
MJ: Ouch! Jay Foley went flying!
DL: It's a bird, it's a plain, no, it's a... scotsman?
[Deaf Leopard and Mr. Roboto whip Piper Jones into the ropes.
They hit Piper Jones with a double kick to the midsection.
Deaf Leopard hits Piper Jones with a kneebreaker.
Deaf Leopard scrapes Piper Jones' face across the cage.
Deaf Leopard hits a kneebreaker on Piper Jones.
Monster Mark is bleeding profusely.]
DL: I bet at the end of the night this building will be filled with blood.
MJ: And you'll mop the floor!
DL: Yea... wit yo face!
[Deaf Leopard executes a German suplex on Piper Jones.
Deaf Leopard executes the Rock Of Ages on Piper Jones.
Deaf Leopard and Mr. Roboto hit Piper Jones with a double flying axhandle.
Deaf Leopard and Mr. Roboto hit Piper Jones with a double flying axhandle.
Mr. Roboto goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Piper Jones counters it with
a duck-down move.
Mr. Roboto hits Deaf Leopard.
The crowd is giving Piper Jones a standing ovation.
Piper Jones goes for a spinebuster slam, but Deaf Leopard counters it with
a small package.
Deaf Leopard and Mr. Roboto hit Piper Jones with a double flying axhandle.
Mr. Roboto takes Piper Jones down with a kick to the head.]
MJ: Did you hear the impact of that kick?
DL: Hear it? I felt it!
[Deaf Leopard goes for an inverted power bomb, but Piper Jones blocks it.
Piper Jones goes for a neck snap, but Deaf Leopard blocks it.
Monster Mark is bleeding profusely.
Deaf Leopard goes for a football tackle, but Piper Jones counters it with
a side step.
Deaf Leopard begs off.]
DL: Aww... wittle wepard is afwaid.
MJ: Time for baby Dax's nap.
DL: I'll be good.
[Jay Foley and Piper Jones whip Deaf Leopard into the ropes.
They hit Deaf Leopard with a double kick to the midsection.
Jay Foley takes Deaf Leopard down with a European uppercut.
Danny Bens rakes Time Warp's face across the cage.
Danny Bens nails Time Warp with a handspring bodyblock.
Danny Bens hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Time Warp.
The crowd erupts.]
MJ: What a suplex!
[Time Warp is out cold.
Scott Thomas stops the match.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Danny Bens.]
MJ: I can't believe it! They won!
RA: The winners are Sound & Fury and The Highlanders. In a time of 31:16
MJ: What a match. That was the first War games match that I have ever called
and I am amazed. What about you Dax?
DL: Gimme a bucket. I think I'm gonna be sick.
MJ: The weaker stomach...
RA: Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is again a first round War games
match. Introducing first...
[A Heavy Metal version of "99 Beers" blares.]
RA: The captain of the team, Doug Bacon, and his partners Moon Dog
Gator, & The Gods of Destruction!!
[After a few seconds, Moon Dog Gator comes out from the curtain. He is
wearing baggy Khaki pants, a black sleeveless shirt that says "Pornstas" in
red on the front. He also has a rolled up blue bandanna tied sideways on
his head, a cigarette behind his right ear, gold earrings going up and down
his left ear, a gold chain around his neck and one on his wrist, a pair of
green Chuck Taylor Allstars on his feet, and a pair of black sunglasses on.
He pimp struts up the aisle throwing out a number of silly hand signs and
blowing kisses to all the women in the audience. He slowly makes his to the
ring and steals a mike. The music then changes to "Straight Out of Lowcash"
by Chris Rock and CB4]
Moon dog Gator-Ha...ha....ha...holds ons, wese ga..ga..ga..gots to get
this pa...pa...party starteds rights, yo. My gats ha....ha...ha....hot
and Ma...ma... Moon Dawg D gonna smokes alls youse mother scratchers
likes he was lightin up sa...sa...somes pot. La...la....la...likes its
ors nots, yalls gonna takes wa...wa...wa....whats yalls got. Firsts
ups, thems mans who changes hoes befoes most yalls cha....cha....changes
underwear. Always bad, na....na....nevers sad, don'ts makes him mad,
cause to ba...ba...beats yo punk ass he wills be ga...ga...ga...ga...glads.
Them na...na...newests members and thems newests leaders of thems Pornstas,
naw, nots that sickly sap Ra...Ra...Ra...Rocks N' Rolls Animal,
na...na...na...nots them old school Original Pornsta, na...na....na...not
them foolish Heads Hunter, but thems badest man in them S a S a S a SWF.
Them ka...ka....ka..king of them hill with them si....si....si....sixteen
inch killer, and we aints ta...ta...ta... ta..talkins bouts his gun, them
swinger, them ring a dinger, never has to slap his salomi cause theyse
a....a....a....always bees a biatch to play with his pa....pa....pa...pork,
watch out know, here comes Ma...Ma...Moon Dawg's personal hero, them Dawg
been a closet fan fors a long time, and he aint limp cause he hurt. He
na...na...na...needs a little extra room is all. Wa...wa...wa...welcomes
Da Man, Da Big D with them big d, Da...da....da....Doug Bacon!!!!
AROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
DL: I feel like I'm watching Boogie Nights on acid.
[99 Bottles of beer on the wall plays to the theme of techno music.
Doug Bacon strolls out from the curtains. He has on cowboy shoes with
stirrups, jean shorts, and a tie-die t-shirt. Under neath this
over-size cowboy hat there's a yellow bandanna. Multi-layers of thick
gold chains cover his neck. Over his tie-die t-shirt Doug Bacon is
wearing a brown fishing vest that has beer bottles sticking out from
many of the pockets. In his hand his holding a cigar, puffing it at the
attractive ladies in the audience, rotating his hips in front of their
faces. He comes ringside screaming "I'm Da Man, I'm Da Doug Bacon!"]
Doug Bacon-Moooooooooon DAWG! How ra ra ra are ya??? Da ladies in the
house are looking for some action, the action only the Pornsta can
provide... Da Big D&B, and the Moon Dog B, we about to bring the ladies
down bellow da covers. Yo, listen up da Moon Dawg, we gotta party
tonight and lick the sweet tight honies.
Moon Dog-Ra...ra...ra...rights on, rights on, rights on. Na...na...
nows befores we gets to thems others members of them Pornsta team, we
na...na...na...needs to brang somebodies back to them SWF. Put yo
clappers together, for them pra....pra...pra...profesor, them
instagator, them pra...pra...propheisiser, them neuralizer,
wa...wa...wa...welsomes back Professor "Porno" Duey Hicks.
[Duey Hicks comes walks halfway up the aisle. He has on a baby blue
windsuit that says "Pornstas" in red on the back. He is also wearing
Nike Air Jordans, a red kango backwards, black sunglasses and two gold
chains around his neck. He waves at the audience who begin to boo
him.]
Doug Bacon-Look at Da Hicks! Da ladies must be a maddening tonight!
Moon Dog-AROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Yeah, bro is on. Ya....ya...ya....youse
knowse them one thang that always be tra...tra...tra...trues Doug?
Doug Bacon-Dat Da Pornstas are da ultimae in da art of dult endadament?
Moon Dog-Wells, thats to, buts the Dawg was thankin it always be trues
that whenevers youse gots two Pornstas, them group scene be rights round
them corners, and youse ca...ca...ca...ca...cans expects twos mores.
Lets ga...ga...ga...gives an orsgasmic wa...welcomes fors thems Gs of
Destrucion.
[Doug Bacon climbs out of the ring and meets Zeus and Thor halfway down
the aisle, around the area that Duey Hicks is standing. The four men
talk, until Corporal Punishment in a T.W.O. shirt walks through the curtain]
Moon Dog Gator (still in the ring)-La...la...la...looks likes troubles?
Doug Bacon (to a nearby camera)-Pornstas know da meaning of drouble!
[Suddenly Corporal Punishment smacks Zeus in the face with a small metal
object.]
Moon Dog-Ha...ha...holds ons, helps be ons them way.
[Zeus staggers back as Thor runs over and begins brawling with Corporal
Punishment]
Doug Bacon-You no Pornsta Zeus. Da Big D&B will sizzle your louzy butt.
[Doug Bacon grabs Zeus and Powerbombs him on the concrete floor]
Moon Dog-Guess them ha...ha...ha...helps wents them other ways.
[Thor decks Corporal Punishment. The skinny frail old timer, Duey
Hicks, charges in with a chair, and Thor decks him to. Doug Bacon runs
in and levels Thor with a forearm. He them picks Thor up and Powerbombs
him on the seemingly unconscious Zeus.]
Doug Bacon-Da ladies won't stand the Big D&B receiving any hurting.
Moon Dog-Ohs knows somebodies do somethins. They gonna kills thems Gs.
Quicks, tell them others Pornstas, weze ha...ha...ha...haves gots to
stays togethers.
[The camera cuts to the back where The Judge is padlocking the Gangstas
locker room door]
Doug Bacon-Gangstas??? Now they might be thinking this is a blown time
to be a Gangsta ....
Moon Dog-Bow wow wow yippe yo ya...ya...ya...yippe yay in them hizouse
homey, who say youse ca...ca...ca...can'ts pays off a good judge?
[Doug Bacon, Duey Hicks, and Corporal Punishment begin kicking the Gs of
Destruction who are still laying on top of each other]
Doug Bacon-Good for noding duds.
Moon Dog-La...la...la...looks outs, heres comes tra...tra...troubles.
["I Shot the Sheriff" by Eric Clapton begins to play, and The Judge
walks in the aisle. He is wearing black shoes, black pants, a whiter
shirt, a black tie, black blazer and black glasses. He walks to the
ring, walking around the brawl in the aisle, and slapping Moon Dog's
hand.]
Moon Dog-Awse, them Moon Dawg ta...ta...ta...tireds of beins goods.
But whats abouts thems fans?
Judge- Ladies and gentlemen... I implore you? I ASK YOU! Is this kind
of violence necessary? In our civilized society? Must we sink
SoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO low that we must beat 2 men to pulp? And I
answer - YES!!! Hahaha! Moon Dawg, how's it goin'? How's Bacon doing?
Need some help? Zeus, Thor - You have been judged. Can you guess what
the verdict was? No... Of course you can't, look at you... Pathetic. You
have been judged - GUILTY! Sentenced to... THIS! Hahaha.
[He pauses and looks up for a second as the Gs of D continue to be
kicked]
Moon Dog-fa...fa...fa...f*&% them fans. Yalls bouts to sees ones of
thems ba...ba...ba...bad Dawgs! AROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
[Moon Dog Gator slides out of the ring and runs down to help kick the Gs
of Destruction. Doug Bacon takes the mike from him and walks away from
the pack]
Doug Bacon-Loook at dose Gs of Ds! Da ladies are licking deir lips
loooking at da pornstas doind dere business. Rock N' Roll Animal, like
we daked ... he Gs of Desease are out ... No hard feelings, eh little
man? Be not what you say before you sleep, but be what you do during
the heap.
Judge- Ok boys... It's time to go. Gs of Ds... Crawl away. Show the
respect that you deserve.
[Doug Bacon, Corporal Punishment, and Moon Dog Gator then
make their way to the ring to join The Judge and begin their match]
MJ: How about that?! They just attacked their own partners!!
DL: And they replaced them with The Judge, and Corporal Punishment of
all people!! The Judge I can understand, but Corporal Punishment?? The
brains behind the T.w.O.??
RA: And their opponents. Team Trinity...
["Electric Chair" blares as Equalizer and his team walks out. The crowd boos.]
RA: First the captain, EQUALIZER! And his team, Mr. Shhh, and the Living Dead
Rigor and Mortis!
[Cut to a shot of Mark Matarese with Doug Bacon and Equalizer.]
MM: Equalizer, call it while it is in the air.
[Mark Matarese flips the coin.]
E: Heads!
MM: The call is heads, and it is tails. Doug, do you wish to go
first or second?
DB: First
MM: And Equalizer, which entrance do you want?
E: Which entrance does Frenck want us to pick?
MM: I don't know. That one?
E: Then we'll take the other one.
DL: Woo hoo! Bacon's team wins the coin toss.
MJ: So you're a Pornsta?
DL: Uhh... if you like.
[Cpl. Punishment and Mr. Shhh start off.
They lock up.
Mr. Shhh rakes Cpl. Punishment's face across the cage.
Mr. Shhh takes Cpl. Punishment down with a fist to the midsection.
Mr. Shhh gets a sleeperhold on Cpl. Punishment.
Cpl. Punishment is struggling to reach the ropes.
Cpl. Punishment is inching his way towards the ropes.
Cpl. Punishment reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Mr. Shhh executes a knee to the back on Cpl. Punishment.
Mr. Shhh catches Cpl. Punishment in a sleeperhold.
Cpl. Punishment reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Mr. Shhh whips Cpl. Punishment into the turnbuckle, but Cpl. Punishment
reverses it.
Cpl. Punishment charges in with a Vader attack, but Mr. Shhh
moves out of the way.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Shhh.]
DL: Yea! Go Trinity!
MJ: So you're a Trinity guy huh?
DL: Nope.
[Mr. Shhh rakes Cpl. Punishment's face across the cage.
Mr. Shhh uses a dragon suplex on Cpl. Punishment.
Mr. Shhh gives the sign for the Peacemaker.
Mr. Shhh executes the Peacemaker on Cpl. Punishment.
Mr. Shhh executes a double underhook piledriver on Cpl. Punishment.]
MJ: Then which stable to you like?
DL: The DITB.
MJ: The what?
DL: The Dax Is The Best...
MJ: You're pathetic.
DL: Aren't we all? Aren't we all?
[The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh executes a kneebreaker on Cpl. Punishment.
Mr. Shhh whips Cpl. Punishment into the ropes, but Cpl. Punishment reverses it.
Cpl. Punishment executes an enzuigiri on Mr. Shhh.
Cpl. Punishment is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Cpl. Punishment grinds Mr. Shhh's face across the cage.
Cpl. Punishment hits an enzuigiri on Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh runs into the ropes.
Cpl. Punishment hits a flying clothesline on Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is behind Cpl. Punishment all the way.
The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.
Doug Bacon enters the cage.]
DL: Yes Bacon is in!
MJ: Personally I prefer the Pornstas over Trinity.
DL: No one cares what you prefer.
MJ: That hurt Dax. That really, really hurt.
[He goes after Mr. Shhh.
Cpl. Punishment goes for a snap mare, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh executes a jumping DDT on Cpl. Punishment.
Mr. Shhh executes a fist to the midsection on Cpl. Punishment.
Mr. Shhh whips Doug Bacon into the turnbuckle.
Doug Bacon comes back and rocks Mr. Shhh with a clothesline.
Mr. Shhh whips Doug Bacon into the ropes.
Doug Bacon hits Mr. Shhh with a kick.
Doug Bacon goes over to his corner and chugs down a beer.
Doug Bacon is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Doug Bacon grinds Mr. Shhh's face across the cage.
Doug Bacon goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but Mr. Shhh
counters it with a facerake.]
MJ: Ouch. What a rake.
DL: SCRATCH...
MJ: Don't start Lemming.
DL: Could you give me a nickname?
MJ: No.
[Mr. Shhh whips Doug Bacon into the turnbuckle.
Doug Bacon comes back, but is met with a clothesline.
Mr. Shhh scrapes Doug Bacon's face across the cage.
Mr. Shhh takes Doug Bacon down with a backbreaker.
Mr. Shhh rakes Doug Bacon's face across the cage.
Mr. Shhh goes for a bodyslam, but Doug Bacon counters it with a small package.]
MJ: Small package...
[Doug Bacon and Cpl. Punishment hit Mr. Shhh with a double power bomb.
Cpl. Punishment nails Mr. Shhh with a jumping DDT.]
MJ: What a DDT!
DL: And did you see that double powerbomb! Wasn't the powerbomb banned in the
WCW?
MJ: Yea.
DL: Wimps!
[The crowd is behind Cpl. Punishment all the way.
Doug Bacon executes a flying bodypress on Mr. Shhh.
Doug Bacon is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Doug Bacon and Cpl. Punishment whip Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
They hit Mr. Shhh with a double fist to the midsection.
Doug Bacon whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh takes Doug Bacon down with a thrust kick to the head.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
MJ: The crowd seemed to really enjoy that.
DL: I know the SWF fans are the greatest fans in the world and all, but HUH!?
[Doug Bacon goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh hits Doug Bacon with a thrust kick to the head.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh whips Doug Bacon into the ropes.
Doug Bacon hits Mr. Shhh with a clothesline.
Mr. Shhh bumps into the cage.
Mr. Shhh is out cold.]
DL: SHHH IS OUT COLD!
MJ: Yea, but unless all eight men are in the ring no one can do anything
about it!
DL: Aww... [beep]
MJ: DAX! Not on the air!
[Doug Bacon gives the sign for the Fried Bacon.
Doug Bacon places Mr. Shhh on the turnbuckle.
Doug Bacon executes the Fried Bacon on Mr. Shhh.
There are lots of chants for Doug Bacon.
The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.
Equalizer enters the cage.]
DL: YES! Equalizer is in the cage! FACE PLANT!
MJ: Do you have to copy the Sportin' fool?
DL: Yes. Yes I do.
[He goes after Doug Bacon.
Equalizer hits a punch on Doug Bacon.
Equalizer and Mr. Shhh whip Cpl. Punishment into the ropes.
They hit Cpl. Punishment with a double elbowsmash.
Equalizer whips Cpl. Punishment into the ropes.
Equalizer hits Cpl. Punishment with a shoulderblock.
Equalizer rakes Cpl. Punishment's face across the cage.
Equalizer hits a DDT on Cpl. Punishment.
Equalizer executes the Face Plant on Cpl. Punishment.]
DL: FACE! FACE! FACE! PLANT! PLANT! PLANT!
[Equalizer has the crowd going wild.
Equalizer and Mr. Shhh hit Cpl. Punishment with a double faceslam.
Equalizer and Mr. Shhh whip Cpl. Punishment into the ropes.
They hit Cpl. Punishment with a double kick to the midsection.
Equalizer and Mr. Shhh whip Cpl. Punishment into the ropes.
They hit Cpl. Punishment with a double kick to the midsection.
Equalizer uses an enzuigiri on Cpl. Punishment.
The crowd erupts.
Doug Bacon comes over and lays out Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is going crazy.
Cpl. Punishment and Doug Bacon hit Equalizer with a double power bomb.
Cpl. Punishment goes for a power bomb, but Equalizer blocks it.
Equalizer goes for a hiptoss, but Cpl. Punishment counters it with a lariat.
The chants for Cpl. Punishment are deafening.
Cpl. Punishment yells "You're worse than those girls at VMI!".
The crowd is behind Cpl. Punishment all the way.
Cpl. Punishment uses a jumping DDT on Equalizer.]
The crowd erupts.]
MJ: But Cpl. Punishment gets his revenge on the Equalizer!
DL: Aww no!
[Doug Bacon hits Equalizer with a flying headbutt.
The crowd is behind Doug Bacon all the way.
Doug Bacon and Cpl. Punishment whip Equalizer into the ropes.
They hit Equalizer with a double elbowsmash.
Mr. Shhh comes over and lays out Cpl. Punishment.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Equalizer and Mr. Shhh whip Doug Bacon into the ropes.
They hit Doug Bacon with a double kick to the midsection.
Equalizer whips Doug Bacon into the ropes, but Doug Bacon reverses it.
Equalizer nails Doug Bacon with a flying clothesline.]
MJ: WHOA! A great clothesline by E.
DL: That is only what is close friends call him. Are you one of his close
friends?
MJ: No.
DL: Then shut up.
[Mr. Shhh goes for a kick to the head, but Doug Bacon blocks it.
Cpl. Punishment executes an inside cradle on Mr. Shhh.
Cpl. Punishment takes Mr. Shhh down with a flying clothesline.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Cpl. Punishment.
Cpl. Punishment executes a jumping neck snap on Mr. Shhh.
The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.
Moon Dog Gator enters the cage.]
DL: Oh no. Here comes that damn mutt.
MJ: AROOOOOOOO!
DL: AHH!
MJ: MOON DAWG! AROOOOOOOOOO!
DL: God save our souls!
[He goes after Mr. Shhh.
Moon Dog Gator whips Mr. Shhh into the turnbuckle.
Moon Dog Gator runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Mr. Shhh
moves out of the way.
Mr. Shhh chops Moon Dog Gator.
The crowd is giving Mr. Shhh a standing ovation.
Mr. Shhh hits Moon Dog Gator.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Shhh.
Moon Dog Gator hits Mr. Shhh.
There are lots of chants for Moon Dog Gator.
Moon Dog Gator kicks Mr. Shhh.
There are lots of chants for Moon Dog Gator.
Moon Dog Gator scrapes Mr. Shhh's face across the cage.
Mr. Shhh is busted wide open.]
MJ: Uhh, blood. Yay.
[Moon Dog Gator goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh hits Moon Dog Gator.
The crowd erupts.
Mr. Shhh hits Moon Dog Gator.
Mr. Shhh kicks Moon Dog Gator.
The crowd is behind Mr. Shhh all the way.
Mr. Shhh runs into the ropes.
Moon Dog Gator goes for a punch, but Mr. Shhh reverses it.
Moon Dog Gator re-reverses it.
Moon Dog Gator grinds Mr. Shhh's face across the cage.
Moon Dog Gator goes for a bodyslam, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Equalizer hits Cpl. Punishment with a hiptoss.
Mr. Shhh and Equalizer whip Cpl. Punishment into the ropes.
They hit Cpl. Punishment with a double backdrop.]
DL: Look at that Trinity team work.
MJ: They do have good team work.
DL: Good? They're great!
MJ: They're Trinity.
DL: Right.
[Mr. Shhh whips Cpl. Punishment into the ropes, but Cpl. Punishment reverses it.
Mr. Shhh misses with a clothesline.
Mr. Shhh runs into the ropes.
Cpl. Punishment misses with a clothesline.
Mr. Shhh hits Cpl. Punishment with a bodyslam.
Mr. Shhh hits a low blow on Cpl. Punishment.
Mr. Shhh takes Cpl. Punishment down with a Tombstone.
Mr. Shhh grinds Cpl. Punishment's face across the cage.]
MJ: What a grind to the cage!
DL: That cage is only a distraction.
MJ: It's a WAR GAMES match. This is the whole point!
[Mr. Shhh whips Cpl. Punishment into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh hits Cpl. Punishment with a kick.
The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.
Rigor enters the cage.]
DL: One of the Living Dead is in the ring! YES!
MJ: Pure carnage.
[He goes after Cpl. Punishment.
Rigor rakes Cpl. Punishment's face across the cage.
Cpl. Punishment is busted wide open.
Rigor nails Cpl. Punishment with a dropkick.
Rigor locks Cpl. Punishment in a sleeperhold.
Cpl. Punishment is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Cpl. Punishment is inching his way towards the ropes.
Cpl. Punishment is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Cpl. Punishment tries to escape the hold.
Rigor lets go after 27 seconds.
The crowd is giving Rigor a standing ovation.]
MJ: I'm not sure why Rigor decided to let go.
[Rigor hits Cpl. Punishment with a low blow.
Rigor grinds Cpl. Punishment's face across the cage.
Cpl. Punishment hits a ropeburn on Rigor.
Cpl. Punishment uses a moonsault bodyblock on Rigor.
Cpl. Punishment uses leg scissors on Rigor.
Cpl. Punishment nails Rigor with a kick to the head.
Cpl. Punishment and Doug Bacon hit Rigor with a double power bomb.
Cpl. Punishment goes for a standing wristlock, but Rigor blocks it.
Rigor punches Cpl. Punishment.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Rigor.
Rigor kicks Cpl. Punishment.
Rigor runs into the ropes.
Rigor hits Cpl. Punishment with a backdrop.
Rigor hits Cpl. Punishment with a kick to the midsection.
The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.
The Judge enters the cage.]
MJ: The Judge is in the ring!
DL: I sentence you to DEATH! HAHAHA!
MJ: Very good Dax. Can you say I'm - crazy
DL: Sure. YOU'RE CRAZY!
MJ: Close enough.
[He goes after Rigor.
The Judge goes for the Death Sentence, but Rigor counters it with a palm blow.
The crowd erupts.
Rigor uses a belly-to-belly suplex on The Judge.
The Judge goes for a Tombstone, but Rigor blocks it.
Rigor whips The Judge into the cage.
The crowd erupts.
Rigor hits a belly-to-belly suplex on The Judge.
The crowd is giving Rigor a standing ovation.
Rigor chops The Judge.
The crowd erupts.
The Judge punches Rigor.
The crowd is going crazy.
The Judge chops Rigor.]
MJ: A big chop on Rigor.
DL: Question Mike, who do you think is going to win the International title
match? HardRock or Axel Mate?
[The Judge has the crowd going wild.
The Judge whips Rigor into the ropes.
Rigor gets an abdominal stretch on The Judge.
Cpl. Punishment makes the save after 9 seconds.
The Judge executes a palm blow on Rigor.
The Judge takes Rigor down with a short clothesline.]
MJ: That's a tough one. Both men are great athletes. I can't pick off hand.
[The Judge and Cpl. Punishment whip Rigor into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Rigor with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters
it with a double clothesline.
Rigor goes for an abdominal stretch, but The Judge counters it with
an elbowsmash.
The Judge whips Rigor into the ropes.
The Judge hits Rigor with a backdrop.
Rigor bumps into the cage.
The crowd is going crazy.
Rigor is out cold.]
DL: Again someone in out cold! This really.... ahhhh!
MJ: Calm down, calm down.
[The Judge executes the Death Sentence on Rigor.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
MJ: THE DEATH SENTENCE!
DL: That's almost as good as the Face Plant! I like the Judge.
[Cpl. Punishment uses a kick to the head on Rigor.
The Judge hits a Soviet suplex on Rigor.
Cpl. Punishment goes for a spinebuster slam, but Rigor counters it with a
lariat.
Rigor runs into the ropes.
Rigor goes for a powerslam, but The Judge counters it with a sunset flip.]
MJ: Remember when the Judge was part of Trinity?
DL: Oh yea. That was great. But now he is quite the opposite of Trinity.
[The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.
Mortis enters the cage.]
DL: Mortis is in! I think all eight men are in!
MJ: Now if anyone get's knocked out the match will be over.
[He goes after The Judge.
Mortis and Rigor whip The Judge into the ropes.
They attempt to hit The Judge with a double elbowsmash, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
The Judge hits them with a double clothesline.
The crowd erupts.
The Judge whips Mortis into the cage.
The crowd is giving The Judge a standing ovation.
Cpl. Punishment and The Judge hit Mortis with a double superplex.
Cpl. Punishment and The Judge hit Mortis with a double superplex.
Cpl. Punishment executes a power bomb on Mortis.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Judge nails Mortis with a power bomb.]
MJ: Great execution on that power bomb!
DL: WCW doesn't know what they're missing!
[Cpl. Punishment takes Mortis down with a moonsault bodyblock.
Mortis hits him with a low blow.
The crowd is behind Mortis all the way.]
MJ: Mortis nails him with a low blow!
DL: I hope Cpl. Punishment isn't married otherwise if he wins there
ain't gonna be no victory dance.
MJ: Ha!
DL: You found that funny?
MJ: No. But there is this weird guy in a clown suit laughing at Punishment.
[Mortis whips Cpl. Punishment into the ropes.
Mortis takes Cpl. Punishment down with a rana.
The crowd is giving Mortis a standing ovation.
Mortis scrapes Cpl. Punishment's face across the cage.
Rigor lifts Cpl. Punishment up.
Mortis nails Cpl. Punishment with the Autopsy.
Rigor nails Cpl. Punishment with a fist to the midsection.
Rigor grinds Cpl. Punishment's face across the cage.
Mortis and Rigor whip Cpl. Punishment into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Cpl. Punishment with a double backdrop, but he counters
it with a double headsmash.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Cpl. Punishment.
Cpl. Punishment uses a flying clothesline on Mortis.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Cpl. Punishment.
Cpl. Punishment and Doug Bacon whip Mortis into the ropes.
They hit Mortis with a double clothesline.]
MJ: A monstrous double clothesline by Bacon and Punishment!
[Rigor comes over and lays out Doug Bacon.
Rigor uses a flying forearm on Cpl. Punishment.
The crowd erupts.
Mortis locks Cpl. Punishment in a sleeperhold.
Cpl. Punishment tries to escape the hold.
Cpl. Punishment is struggling to reach the ropes.
Cpl. Punishment is barely hanging in there.
Jerry Carter asks Cpl. Punishment if he's had enough.
Cpl. Punishment shakes his head.
Cpl. Punishment breaks the hold after 26 seconds.
Cpl. Punishment and Doug Bacon hit Mortis with a double power bomb.
Cpl. Punishment and Doug Bacon hit Mortis with a double power bomb.]
MJ: Whoa. Two double power bombs in a row!
[Doug Bacon takes Mortis down with a flying forearm.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Doug Bacon.
Cpl. Punishment nails Mortis with an enzuigiri.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Cpl. Punishment.
Mortis hits a fist to the midsection on Cpl. Punishment.
Rigor goes for a piledriver, but The Judge counters it with a backdrop.
Equalizer comes over and lays out Moon Dog Gator.
Equalizer executes an enzuigiri to the face on The Judge.]
DL: I still can't believe that Axel Mate beat the master of the Face Plant.
How could that have happened?
MJ: Well it did and that's all that matters. And again another reminder, Dax
and I are the new hosts for ATW.
DL: You already said that.
MJ: Yea, but I said it again for the people like you who weren't listening.
[The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Rigor locks The Judge in a double chickenwing submission.
The Judge is struggling to reach the ropes.
Moon Dog Gator makes the save after 5 seconds.
Rigor takes The Judge down with a Russian legsweep.
The crowd is giving Rigor a standing ovation.
Rigor goes for an abdominal stretch, but The Judge reverses it.
Equalizer makes the save after 5 seconds.
Moon Dog Gator hits Rigor with a thrust kick to the head.
The crowd is behind Moon Dog Gator all the way.
The Judge goes for a Soviet suplex, but Rigor blocks it.
Rigor hits a powerslam on The Judge.
The crowd erupts.
Rigor whips The Judge into the ropes, but The Judge reverses it.]
MJ: A reversal into the ropes.
[The Judge hits a choke slam on Rigor.]
MJ: And a giant choke slam on Rigor.
[Moon Dog Gator hits a flying forearm on Rigor.
The crowd is giving Moon Dog Gator a standing ovation.
The Judge nails Rigor with a Soviet suplex.
The Judge catches Rigor in a scorpion deathlock.
Equalizer makes the save after 5 seconds.
Rigor goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but The Judge counters it with
a facerake.
The Judge kicks Rigor.
The Judge kicks Rigor.
The Judge executes the Death Sentence on Rigor.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Judge.
Cpl. Punishment scrapes Mortis' face across the cage.
Cpl. Punishment whips Mortis into the ropes.
Mortis misses with a clothesline.
Cpl. Punishment goes for a jumping DDT, but Mortis counters it with a backdrop.
In turn, Cpl. Punishment counters it with a sunset flip.]
DL: Whoa! A counter to a counter!
MJ: A nice couple of moves by the T.w.O wrestler.
[Cpl. Punishment grinds Mortis' face across the cage.
Rigor comes over and lays out Cpl. Punishment.
The crowd is giving Rigor a standing ovation.
Mortis and Rigor whip Doug Bacon into the ropes.
They hit Doug Bacon with a double backdrop.
Mortis whips Doug Bacon into the cage, but Doug Bacon reverses it.
The Judge places Equalizer on the turnbuckle.
The Judge takes Equalizer down with a superplex.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Judge.
Cpl. Punishment is bleeding profusely.
Cpl. Punishment takes Equalizer down with a side suplex.
The Judge goes for a flying bulldog, but Equalizer counters it with a side step.
Equalizer executes a chop on The Judge.
The Judge comes over and lays out Mr. Shhh.]
MJ: After that chop from Equalizer the Judge was still able to level Mr. Shhh.
[The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Judge.
Moon Dog Gator and The Judge hit Equalizer with a double headbutt.
Moon Dog Gator runs into the ropes.
Equalizer hits Moon Dog Gator with a clothesline.
Mr. Shhh hits a thrust kick to the head on Moon Dog Gator.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Equalizer goes for a back suplex, but Moon Dog Gator blocks it.
Moon Dog Gator catches Equalizer in a Sammartino backbreaker.
Equalizer is struggling to reach the ropes.
Equalizer is inching his way towards the ropes.
Equalizer tries to escape the hold.
Equalizer tries to fight the pain.
Moon Dog Gator lets go after 39 seconds.
Moon Dog Gator whips Equalizer into the ropes.
Moon Dog Gator misses with a shoulderblock.
Moon Dog Gator hits Equalizer with a backdrop.
Equalizer bumps into the cage.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Moon Dog Gator.
The Judge nails Equalizer with a stomp.]
DL: Haha! This is great. I get to see the best wrestlers beat each other up!
MJ: Just the sort of thing you like, huh Dax?
DL: Oh yea.
MJ: Why do I even know you?
DL: Because our kids met at daycare...
[The Judge and Moon Dog Gator whip Equalizer into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Equalizer with a double clothesline, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
Equalizer hits them with a double clothesline.
The crowd is behind Equalizer all the way.
Equalizer goes for an enzuigiri to the face, but The Judge counters it with
a duck-down move.
Moon Dog Gator whips Mortis into the ropes.
Mortis hits Moon Dog Gator with an elbow.
Mortis goes for a bulldog headlock, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with
a low blow.
Moon Dog Gator goes for a Sammartino backbreaker, but Mortis counters it with
a backdrop.
Equalizer gives the sign for the Face Plant.
Equalizer executes the Face Plant on Cpl. Punishment.]
MJ: FACE PLANT!
DL: It's over.
[Cpl. Punishment attempts to place Equalizer on the turnbuckle, but Equalizer
blocks it.]
DL: Oh no! It's not over. Cpl. Punishment can still move! This is not right!
[Doug Bacon runs into the ropes.
Doug Bacon hits Equalizer with a backdrop.
Doug Bacon rakes Equalizer's face across the cage.
Doug Bacon goes for a spinning power bomb, but Equalizer counters it with
an enzuilariato.
In turn, Doug Bacon counters it with a backward kick.
Doug Bacon whips Equalizer into the ropes.
Equalizer executes a clothesline on Doug Bacon.
Rigor scrapes The Judge's face across the cage.
The Judge is busted wide open.
Rigor and Mortis whip The Judge into the ropes.
They hit The Judge with a double clothesline.
Doug Bacon comes over and lays out Mortis.
The Judge and Doug Bacon whip Rigor into the ropes.
They hit Rigor with a double backdrop.
The Judge places Rigor on the turnbuckle.]
MJ: Up on the turnbuckle goes Rigor.
DL: Goodie.
[The Judge hits Rigor with a superplex.
The Judge nails Rigor with a forearm smash.
The Judge nails Rigor with a forearm smash.
The Judge executes the Death Sentence on Rigor.
The Judge kicks Rigor.]
DL: What a good wrestler the Judge is. Look at all the things he's done
to Rigor.
MJ: And Rigor is still fighting. Now that is a good wrestler.
[The crowd is giving The Judge a standing ovation.
Rigor punches The Judge.
The crowd is giving Rigor a standing ovation.
Rigor punches The Judge.
The crowd is giving Rigor a standing ovation.
The Judge punches Rigor.
The crowd erupts.
The Judge punches Rigor.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Rigor hits The Judge.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Rigor scrapes The Judge's face across the cage.]
DL: Is there gonna be blood? Where's the blood?
[Cpl. Punishment is bleeding like hell.]
DL: There we go. Wrong person but blood none the less.
[Rigor whips The Judge into the ropes.
Rigor goes for an armbar submission, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge goes for a palm blow, but Rigor blocks it.
Mortis goes for a thrust kick to the head, but The Judge counters it with
a legsweep.
Mortis hits Rigor.]
MJ: HUH!?
DL: What a moron! He hit his own partner. Yo, Mortis, you're an idiot!
[The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Doug Bacon tangles up Mortis.
The Judge takes Rigor down with a power bomb.
The Judge whips Rigor into the cage.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Judge.
The Judge whips Rigor into the turnbuckle.
The Judge charges into the corner, but Rigor lifts his leg.
Rigor uses a backbreaker on The Judge.
Doug Bacon comes over and lays out Rigor.]
MJ: Rigor was leveled by Mr. Bacon.
[Doug Bacon hits the Running Forearm Smash on Mortis.
The Judge gets a double chickenwing submission on Mortis.
Rigor makes the save after 5 seconds.
Mortis and Rigor hit The Judge with a double DDT.
Mortis goes for a snap mare, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge and Doug Bacon whip Mortis into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Mortis with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a
duck-down move.]
DL: We haven't seen much of Moon Dog.
MJ: Well do you want to hear him?
DL: God know.
MJ: Are you sure?
DL: Hell yea.
MJ: Alright, but you don't know what you're missing.
[Mortis hits them with a double clothesline.
Mortis hits a power bomb on The Judge.
Mortis kicks The Judge.
Mortis chops The Judge.
The crowd erupts.
The Judge hits Mortis.
The Judge chops Mortis.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Judge.
The Judge catches Mortis in a double chickenwing submission.
Rigor makes the save after 7 seconds.]
DL: Finally Rigor makes the save for his stupid partner.
[Moon Dog Gator hits Equalizer with a roundhouse right.
Moon Dog Gator grinds Equalizer's face across the cage.
Moon Dog Gator attempts to place Equalizer on the turnbuckle, but Equalizer
blocks it.
Doug Bacon uses the Running Forearm Smash on Equalizer.
Moon Dog Gator puts Equalizer in a cobra clutch.
Mr. Shhh makes the save after 9 seconds.
Moon Dog Gator hits Equalizer with a facebite.
Moon Dog Gator and Doug Bacon whip Equalizer into the ropes.
Moon Dog Gator and Doug Bacon hit Equalizer with a double flying forearm.
Moon Dog Gator and Doug Bacon whip Equalizer into the ropes.
They hit Equalizer with a double backdrop.
Mr. Shhh comes over, but gets cut off.
Moon Dog Gator and Doug Bacon hit Equalizer with a double flying headbutt.
Doug Bacon places Equalizer on the turnbuckle.
Doug Bacon takes Equalizer down with a belly-to-belly superplex.]
MJ: Nicely executed by Doug Bacon.
DL: Sheesh. You like every move that anybody does.
MJ: That is what I'm paid to do so I do it with all my might.
[Moon Dog Gator goes for a powerslam, but Equalizer counters it with
a sunset flip.
Doug Bacon comes over, but gets cut off.
Equalizer hits Moon Dog Gator with a flying clothesline.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Mr. Shhh gets a sleeperhold on Moon Dog Gator.
Moon Dog Gator is struggling to reach the ropes.
Moon Dog Gator tries to escape the hold.
Doug Bacon makes the save after 9 seconds.
Mr. Shhh whips Moon Dog Gator into the turnbuckle.
Mr. Shhh grinds Moon Dog Gator's face across the cage.
Mr. Shhh locks Moon Dog Gator in a sleeperhold.
Doug Bacon makes the save after 5 seconds.]
DL: Lucky for mutt boy that Bacon made the save. He looked like he was passing
out there.
MJ: MOON DAWG!
DL: Good god all mighty.
[Mr. Shhh goes for a faceslam, but Moon Dog Gator blocks it.
Doug Bacon takes Mr. Shhh down with a front-layout superplex.
Doug Bacon punches Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh punches Doug Bacon.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh hits Doug Bacon.
The crowd erupts.
Doug Bacon kicks Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Doug Bacon.
Doug Bacon places Mr. Shhh on the turnbuckle.
Doug Bacon executes the Fried Bacon on Mr. Shhh.
The Judge hits Mortis.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Judge.
Mortis kicks The Judge.
Mortis chops The Judge.]
DL: Poor Judge. You don't want to be in a corner with Mortis.
MJ: Well, we don't want to be in a corner with you, but that's a whole other
story.
[The crowd is giving Mortis a standing ovation.
Cpl. Punishment is bleeding profusely.
Rigor lifts The Judge up.
Mortis nails The Judge with the Autopsy.
Rigor whips The Judge into the turnbuckle, but The Judge reverses it.
The Judge executes a kick to the thigh on Rigor.]
MJ: This is incredible. These wrestlers just keep on coming back!
DL: They gots a whole lots of fights in them matey. Arrrrrr!
[The Judge takes Rigor down with a palm blow.
The Judge goes for a splash, but Rigor counters it with a roll away.
The crowd erupts.
Doug Bacon comes over and lays out Rigor.
The Judge goes for a forearm smash, but Mortis blocks it.
Rigor uses a low blow on Moon Dog Gator.
Rigor rakes Moon Dog Gator's face across the cage.
Rigor hits Moon Dog Gator with a fist to the midsection.
Rigor goes for a backbreaker, but Cpl. Punishment blocks it.
Cpl. Punishment whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
Cpl. Punishment goes for a jumping DDT, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
a small package.]
MJ: Shhh man just missed the jumping DDT. That would have knocked him out.
[Doug Bacon comes over and lays out Rigor.
Cpl. Punishment and Doug Bacon whip Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
They hit Mr. Shhh with a double kick to the midsection.
Cpl. Punishment hits Mr. Shhh with a jumping DDT.
Cpl. Punishment takes Mr. Shhh down with a jumping neck snap.
The crowd erupts.
Cpl. Punishment grinds Mr. Shhh's face across the cage.
Rigor comes over and lays out Doug Bacon.
The crowd erupts.
Rigor uses a gutwrench suplex on Cpl. Punishment.
Mr. Shhh goes for a flying elbowdrop, but Cpl. Punishment counters it with
a roll away.
Rigor comes over, but gets cut off.]
MJ: Rigor gets cut off while trying to help Mr. Shhh.
DL: SHHHH! Be quiet!
MJ: Pun?
DL: Uh... yes... that's it....
[Cpl. Punishment and Doug Bacon whip Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
They hit Mr. Shhh with a double elbowsmash.
Cpl. Punishment executes a moonsault bodyblock on Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is giving Cpl. Punishment a standing ovation.
Cpl. Punishment runs into the ropes.
Cpl. Punishment misses with an elbow.
Cpl. Punishment misses with an elbow.
Cpl. Punishment misses with a clothesline.
Mr. Shhh hits Cpl. Punishment with an elbow.
Mr. Shhh runs into the ropes.]
DL: Weeeeeeee! I love going into the ropes!
MJ: You're not going into the ropes. Mr. Shhh is.
DL: Oh...yes... I meant, run Shh run!
[Mr. Shhh goes for a spinebuster slam, but Cpl. Punishment counters it with
a kneelift.
Cpl. Punishment goes for a spinebuster slam, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
a sunset flip.
Mr. Shhh goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Cpl. Punishment counters it with
a side step.
Cpl. Punishment whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes, but Mr. Shhh reverses it.
Cpl. Punishment hits Mr. Shhh with a clothesline.
Mr. Shhh bumps into the cage.
The crowd erupts.]
MJ: Shhh is lucky to still be conscious after hitting the cage that hard!
[Cpl. Punishment rakes Mr. Shhh's face across the cage.
Cpl. Punishment hits a side suplex on Mr. Shhh.
Cpl. Punishment puts Mr. Shhh in a standing wristlock.
Mortis makes the save after 5 seconds.
Mr. Shhh whips Cpl. Punishment into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh hits Cpl. Punishment with a kick.
Mr. Shhh and Mortis whip Cpl. Punishment into the ropes.
They hit Cpl. Punishment with a double backdrop.
Mortis hits Cpl. Punishment with a DDT.
The crowd erupts.]
MJ: Why isn't the ref calling for the bell?
DL: Maybe because all 8 men are still moving.
MJ: Uh... sorry.
[Mr. Shhh executes a flying elbowdrop on Cpl. Punishment.
Mortis executes a thrust kick to the head on Cpl. Punishment.
Mr. Shhh goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Cpl. Punishment counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Cpl. Punishment hits Mr. Shhh with a jawbreaker.
The crowd erupts.
Cpl. Punishment rakes Mr. Shhh's face across the cage.
Cpl. Punishment hits Mr. Shhh with leg scissors.
Cpl. Punishment rakes Mr. Shhh's face across the cage.
Cpl. Punishment whips Mr. Shhh into the cage.
Cpl. Punishment punches Mr. Shhh.
The crowd erupts.
Mr. Shhh kicks Cpl. Punishment.]
MJ: A huge boot to the stomach area of Cpl. Punishment.
DL: Not a huge boot. A Shhh boot.
MJ: What is that supposed to mean?
DL: Umm....err.... umm....
[Mr. Shhh nails Cpl. Punishment with a fist to the midsection.
Mr. Shhh whips Cpl. Punishment into the cage, but Cpl. Punishment reverses it.
Mr. Shhh is bleeding profusely.
Cpl. Punishment hits a snap mare on Mr. Shhh.
Mortis comes over and lays out Doug Bacon.
Mr. Shhh and Mortis whip Cpl. Punishment into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Cpl. Punishment with a double backdrop, but he counters
it with a double headsmash.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Cpl. Punishment.
Doug Bacon executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Mr. Shhh.
Cpl. Punishment nails Mr. Shhh with a moonsault bodyblock.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Mr. Shhh whips Cpl. Punishment into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh goes for a spinebuster slam, but Cpl. Punishment counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd erupts.
Cpl. Punishment executes the Boot Camp on Mr. Shhh.]
MJ: The Boot Camp!
DL: Pin him!
MJ: Dax...
DL: Oh yea. Nevermind. Don't pin him, it will do you no good.
[Mr. Shhh hits a dragon suplex on Cpl. Punishment.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Mr. Shhh executes the Peacemaker on Cpl. Punishment.
The crowd erupts.
Mr. Shhh goes for a spinebuster slam, but Cpl. Punishment counters it with
a kneelift.
Cpl. Punishment scrapes Mr. Shhh's face across the cage.
Cpl. Punishment hits Mr. Shhh with a power bomb.
Cpl. Punishment takes Mr. Shhh down with a jumping neck snap.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Cpl. Punishment.
Cpl. Punishment yells "You're worse than those girls at VMI!".]
DL: VMI?
MJ: Virginia Military Institute. Formerly an all-male school, but
recently had to let women in.
DL: Ah.
[The crowd is giving Cpl. Punishment a standing ovation.
Cpl. Punishment executes a fisherman suplex on Mr. Shhh.
The Judge is bleeding profusely.
Doug Bacon hits Equalizer with a power bomb.
The crowd erupts.
Doug Bacon grinds Equalizer's face across the cage.
Equalizer is busted wide open.]
DL: Way to go Bacon! Just what I wanted.
MJ: You sicko.
[Equalizer is bleeding like hell.
Mr. Shhh comes over, but gets cut off.
Moon Dog Gator and Doug Bacon whip Equalizer into the ropes.
They hit Equalizer with a double backdrop.
Moon Dog Gator runs into the ropes.
Moon Dog Gator hits Equalizer with a kick.
Moon Dog Gator hits the Running Forearm Smash on Equalizer.
Doug Bacon goes for a sleeperhold, but Equalizer blocks it.
Equalizer goes for a dragon suplex, but Doug Bacon blocks it.
Doug Bacon grinds Equalizer's face across the cage.]
DL: Again Equalizer is grinded against the cage.
MJ: Equalizer and Doug Bacon have had some pretty epic battles.
DL: Who won?
MJ: I forget. I don't remember that far back.
[Doug Bacon attempts to place Equalizer on the turnbuckle, but Equalizer
blocks it.
The Judge is bleeding profusely.
Doug Bacon goes for a flying forearm, but Equalizer counters it with
a duck-down move.
Equalizer takes Doug Bacon down with an enzuigiri to the face.
Equalizer is bleeding like a faucet.]
DL: YES! I'm drowning in it!
MJ: *gargle* *gargle* *gargle*
[Equalizer runs into the ropes.
Equalizer hits Doug Bacon with a kick.
Equalizer scrapes Doug Bacon's face across the cage.
Doug Bacon is busted wide open.
Cpl. Punishment is bleeding like a faucet.
Equalizer hits a flying clothesline on Doug Bacon.
Equalizer goes for a DDT, but Doug Bacon blocks it.
Moon Dog Gator goes for a clawhold, but Equalizer counters it with a low blow.
Equalizer uses a punch on Moon Dog Gator.
Equalizer goes for a dropkick, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with a side step.
Doug Bacon hits a backdrop driver on Equalizer.
Moon Dog Gator nails Equalizer with a flying headbutt.]
MJ and Crowd: AROOOOOOOOOOO!
DL: God help me. I'm surrounded. Where my mama?
MJ: She's too tired from last night. Boy that woman can move.
DL: You have gone too far.
[Moon Dog Gator nails Equalizer with a facebite.
Cpl. Punishment attempts to place Mortis on the turnbuckle, but Mortis blocks
it.
Doug Bacon goes for a clawhold, but Mortis blocks it.
Mortis nails Doug Bacon with a dropkick to the knee.
Mortis puts Doug Bacon in a sleeperhold.
Cpl. Punishment makes the save after 12 seconds.
Cpl. Punishment and Doug Bacon whip Mortis into the ropes.
They hit Mortis with a double fist to the midsection.]
MJ: I sure hope Mortis didn't eat anything before this match.
DL: I can't believe you insulted my mama.
MJ: Drop it! It was a J-O-K-E.
[Rigor comes over and lays out Doug Bacon.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Rigor.
Mortis and Rigor whip Cpl. Punishment into the ropes.
They hit Cpl. Punishment with a double elbowsmash.
Mortis uses a springboard rana on Cpl. Punishment.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mortis.
Doug Bacon is bleeding profusely.
Mortis and Rigor hit Cpl. Punishment with a double choke slam.]
MJ: A double choke slam on Cpl. Punishment! This doesn't bode well for
team Bacon.
DL: He hit the mat real hard. I don't think he'll be able to get up.
[Mortis hits a faceslam on Cpl. Punishment.
Rigor lifts Cpl. Punishment up.
Mortis nails Cpl. Punishment with the Autopsy.
The crowd is giving Mortis a standing ovation.
Rigor whips Cpl. Punishment into the ropes, but Cpl. Punishment reverses it.
Rigor misses with a clothesline.
Rigor hits Cpl. Punishment with a shoulderblock.
Rigor rakes Cpl. Punishment's face across the cage.]
DL: Cpl. Punishment is gushing blood!
MJ: He seems very dizzy.
[Rigor takes Cpl. Punishment down with a Russian legsweep.
Cpl. Punishment goes for a Samoan Drop, but Rigor counters it with an
elbowsmash.
Rigor whips Cpl. Punishment into the ropes.
Rigor hits Cpl. Punishment with a backdrop.
Mortis hits a rana on The Judge.
Equalizer rakes Cpl. Punishment's face across the cage.
Cpl. Punishment is out cold.
Jerry Carter stops the match.]
DL: Its over!
MJ: Trinity wins! Trinity wins! Trinity wins!
RA: The winners are Trinity. In a time of 34:39
MJ: Well Dax and I are outa here. We'll see you next week on ATW.
DL: See ya.
MJ: We now send ya over to Tim and Chip.
[A shot of Chip Collins, in his blue pinstripe suit and red tie, next to
"The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen, whose T-shirt reads "I announced War Games,
and all I got was this lousy T-shirt".]
Chip: Thanks, guys. I'm Chip Collins, with the man wrestling fans love
to love...
Fool: ..."The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen.
Chip: Let's get right to it. Otherwise we'll be here all night.
[God's Tears' team make their way back down the aisle to his music.]
Chip: The Toughman Champ's team looked great in the first round.
Fool: Gotta pick them. There's a lot of talent on this team.
[Next comes HardRock's team, to the strains of "La Grange" by ZZ Top.]
Chip: HardRock and Axel are still yelling at each other.
Fool: We don't wanna hear it.
Chip: Fool, since you used to be a manager, let's get your strategy.
Fool: Pretty simple. In a War Games match, you put the skinny guys in first,
and throw the heavy guys in last, where they can do more damage.
[Cut to a shot of Mark Matarese with HardRock and Gods Tears.]
MM: Gods Tears, call it while it is in the air.
[Mark Matarese flips the coin.]
GT: Tails!
MM: The call is tails, and it is heads. HardRock, do you wish to go
first or second?
HR: First
MM: And Gods Tears, which entrance do you want?
GT: May as well go with that one again.
[Axel Mate and Sean McKenzie enter the cages for their respective teams.]
Chip: And I'm surprised that Axel and Sean are going to start. They both still
have championship matches to come.
Fool: Good thinking by HardRock! He's the captain. He sends Axel in first.
Axel takes the biggest beating.
Chip: I don't think HardRock sent him in. It looks like he went in on his own.
And the TTK has won the coin toss.
Fool: That's a HUGE advantage in this match, Chipper.
Chip: There's the bell.
[The bell rings.
Sean McKenzie and Axel Mate start off.
They lock up.
Sean McKenzie hits Axel Mate.
A small "Sean McKenzie" chant is being started.
Sean McKenzie kicks Axel Mate.
Axel Mate chops Sean McKenzie.
There's a small reaction to Axel Mate.
Axel Mate chops Sean McKenzie.
Axel Mate kicks Sean McKenzie.
A small "Axel Mate" chant is being started.]
Chip: Both men feeling each other out here early.
Fool: They're all exhausted, Collins. And I'm stunned that GT sent The Duke
out here to lead off.
[Axel Mate rakes Sean McKenzie's face across the cage.
Sean McKenzie is busted wide open.
Axel Mate takes Sean McKenzie down with a dropkick.
Axel Mate takes Sean McKenzie down with a moonsault.
There are lots of chants for Axel Mate.
Sean McKenzie goes for a dragon suplex, but Axel Mate blocks it.
Axel Mate scrapes Sean McKenzie's face across the cage.
Axel Mate nails Sean McKenzie with a dropkick.
Axel Mate chops Sean McKenzie.
Axel Mate punches Sean McKenzie.]
Chip: And Axel Mate taking it right to McKenzie!
Fool: The guy's 375 pounds. He's good, but he's not your stamina guy.
[Axel Mate has the crowd going wild.
Sean McKenzie chops Axel Mate.
Axel Mate chops Sean McKenzie.
Axel Mate scrapes Sean McKenzie's face across the cage.
Axel Mate hits Sean McKenzie with a Russian legsweep.
Axel Mate rakes Sean McKenzie's face across the cage.
Axel Mate hits Sean McKenzie with a splash.
The crowd erupts.
Axel Mate hits Sean McKenzie with a splash.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
Chip: Axel's really going to work on him!
Fool: HardRock's talking to Tom Pho, and I'll bet he's in next.
[Axel Mate nails Sean McKenzie with an elbowsmash.
Axel Mate scrapes Sean McKenzie's face across the cage.
Axel Mate attempts to place Sean McKenzie on the turnbuckle, but Sean McKenzie
blocks it.
Sean McKenzie whips Axel Mate into the ropes, but Axel Mate reverses it.
Axel Mate hits Sean McKenzie with a dropkick.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Axel Mate.
Axel Mate executes a moonsault on Sean McKenzie.
Axel Mate catches Sean McKenzie in a figure-four leglock.
Sean McKenzie is valiantly trying to break the hold.]
Chip: Figure-Four by The Hammer!
Fool: Can I?
Chip: Go ahead.
Fool: WHOOOOOOO!!!!!!
[Sean McKenzie tries to escape the hold.
Sean McKenzie reaches the ropes after being trapped for 22 seconds.
The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.]
Chip: Here comes The Tiger!
Fool: The Animal has to be enjoying this.
[Tom Pho enters the cage.
He goes after Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie is bleeding profusely.
Tom Pho goes for a kick to the midsection, but Sean McKenzie blocks it.
Sean McKenzie chops Tom Pho.
The crowd is cheering on Sean McKenzie.
Tom Pho kicks Sean McKenzie.
Tom Pho hits Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie punches Tom Pho.
Tom Pho punches Sean McKenzie.]
Chip: Axel Mate takes a breather as Tom Pho goes to work.
Fool: I'm impressed with Rocky selling Axel down the river like this.
[Sean McKenzie chops Tom Pho.
The crowd is cheering on Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie nails Tom Pho with the Running Forearm Smash.
The crowd is going crazy.
Sean McKenzie nails Tom Pho with a brain buster.
The chants for Sean McKenzie are deafening.
Axel Mate sneaks up on Sean McKenzie.
Axel Mate takes Sean McKenzie down with an elbowsmash.
Axel Mate whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes, but Sean McKenzie reverses it.
Sean McKenzie and Axel Mate get hit with a double clothesline.]
Chip: HardRock has NOT sold Axel down the river!
Fool: Yeah, whatever. Look at this McKenzie. He's holding his own!
[Sean McKenzie goes for a headlock takedown, but Axel Mate counters it with
a throw-off.
Axel Mate executes a dropkick on Sean McKenzie.
Axel Mate poses for the crowd.
The crowd erupts.
Axel Mate executes a dropkick on Sean McKenzie.
Tom Pho puts Sean McKenzie in a sleeperhold.
Sean McKenzie is struggling to reach the ropes.
Sean McKenzie reaches the ropes after being trapped for 20 seconds.
Tom Pho whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
Tom Pho hits Sean McKenzie with a kick.
The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.]
Chip: Here comes God's Tears! The Toughman champion!
Fool: Do these guys take stupid pills? GT! Send yourself in last!
[Gods Tears enters the cage.
He goes after Tom Pho.
Gods Tears goes for a ropeburn, but Tom Pho blocks it.
Tom Pho hits Gods Tears.
The chants for Tom Pho are deafening.
Tom Pho hits Gods Tears.
Tom Pho goes for a tiger driver, but Gods Tears blocks it.
Gods Tears executes a European uppercut on Tom Pho.
Gods Tears goes for a European uppercut, but Tom Pho blocks it.
Sean McKenzie comes over and lays out Tom Pho.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
Chip: Tears and McKenzie going after Tom Pho!
Fool: Good strategy by Axel. Take a breather. There's a new guy coming in
soon.
[Gods Tears and Sean McKenzie whip Axel Mate into the ropes.
They hit Axel Mate with a double backdrop.
Gods Tears runs into the ropes.
Gods Tears hits Axel Mate with a kick.
Gods Tears hits a headbutt on Axel Mate.
Gods Tears goes for the Hurt, but Axel Mate counters it with a low blow.
Sean McKenzie comes over and lays out Tom Pho.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sean McKenzie.
Gods Tears and Sean McKenzie whip Axel Mate into the ropes.
They hit Axel Mate with a double elbowsmash.
Gods Tears hits Axel Mate with a dropkick to the knee.]
Chip: And G.T.'s team appears to have the advantage.
Fool: I was skeptical when you picked these guys on Tuesday, but they look
pretty good.
[Gods Tears whips Axel Mate into the ropes.
Axel Mate hits Gods Tears with a reverse neckbreaker.
Axel Mate scrapes Gods Tears' face across the cage.
Axel Mate attempts to place Gods Tears on the turnbuckle, but Gods Tears
blocks it.
The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.]
Chip: It's HardRock!
Fool: I guess they're saving the stooge for last.
[HardRock enters the cage.
He goes after Gods Tears.
Gods Tears scrapes HardRock's face across the cage.
HardRock is busted wide open.
Gods Tears nails HardRock with a punch.
Gods Tears whips HardRock into the ropes, but HardRock reverses it.
Gods Tears hits a faceslam on HardRock.
The crowd is really behind Gods Tears.
Gods Tears goes for a kneeling headbutt, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock grinds Gods Tears' face across the cage.]
Chip: HardRock went straight for the Toughman champion!
Fool: And here comes the REAL TTK captain to help him!
[Gods Tears is busted wide open.
Axel Mate and HardRock whip Gods Tears into the ropes.
They hit Gods Tears with a double kick to the midsection.
Axel Mate goes for a bodyslam, but Gods Tears blocks it.
Gods Tears hits a kick to the midsection on Axel Mate.
Gods Tears uses an avalanche on Axel Mate.
The crowd is going crazy.
Gods Tears nails Axel Mate with a Tombstone.
Gods Tears is bleeding like a faucet.
Sean McKenzie hits a German suplex on HardRock.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sean McKenzie.]
Chip: God's Tears is already busted open!
Fool: GT's team is holding their own. And there's a Thug coming in any minute!
[Gods Tears rakes Tom Pho's face across the cage.
Gods Tears and Sean McKenzie hit Tom Pho with a double
elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Gods Tears goes for a brain buster, but Tom Pho counters it with a small
package.
Sean McKenzie comes over and lays out HardRock.
Tom Pho whips Gods Tears into the turnbuckle.
Tom Pho charges in with the Stinger Splash.
Tom Pho uses a superkick on Gods Tears.
The crowd erupts.
HardRock hits Gods Tears with a crucifix.
Sean McKenzie comes over, but gets cut off.]
Chip: And the Triple threat Kliq is finally putting their man advantage to
good use.
Fool: Don't forget! The winners get Trinity in the finals!
[HardRock and Tom Pho hit Gods Tears with a double DDT.
Tom Pho takes Gods Tears down with a spinebuster slam.
The crowd is giving Tom Pho a standing ovation.
HardRock nails Gods Tears with a powerslam.
There are lots of chants for HardRock.]
Chip: Actually, I think Trinity needs to win their semifinal match first.
Fool: Details...
[The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.]
Chip: It's The Shocker!
[The Shocker enters the cage.
He goes after HardRock.
The Shocker goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock kicks The Shocker.
The crowd is really behind HardRock.
The Shocker chops HardRock.
There are lots of chants for The Shocker.
The Shocker chops HardRock.
The crowd is really behind The Shocker.
The Shocker whips HardRock into the ropes.]
Chip: And The Shocker takes over on HardRock!
Fool: Don't forget how much The Thugz hate Axel & Rocky!
[The Shocker hits HardRock with a shoulderblock.
Sean McKenzie is bleeding profusely.
The Shocker and Gods Tears whip HardRock into the ropes.
They hit HardRock with a double elbowsmash.
The Shocker and Gods Tears whip HardRock into the ropes.
They hit HardRock with a double clothesline.
Gods Tears hits HardRock with a kick to the head.
The Shocker uses a lariat on HardRock.
The Shocker and Gods Tears whip HardRock into the ropes.
They hit HardRock with a double kick to the midsection.]
Chip: HardRock is taking a beating. Fortunately, The Vigilante will be in
soon to help him.
Fool: Which team will that be helping?
[Gods Tears executes a kick to the head on HardRock.
The Shocker uses an inverted power bomb on HardRock.
There are lots of chants for The Shocker.
The Shocker whips HardRock into the turnbuckle, but HardRock reverses it.
HardRock runs shoulder-first into the corner, but The Shocker lifts his knee.
The crowd is going crazy.
Gods Tears grinds Axel Mate's face across the cage.
Sean McKenzie is bleeding profusely.
Gods Tears executes the Hurt on Axel Mate.
Axel Mate is barely hanging in there.]
Chip: It's The Hurt!
Fool: Doesn't matter! He can make Axel scream "I'm G.T.'s bitch!", but it
doesn't
matter until all eight wrestlers are inside the cage.
[Axel Mate is almost gone.
Axel Mate is barely hanging in there.
Axel Mate is close to passing out from the pain.
Axel Mate starts moving again.
Axel Mate may have passed out.
Axel Mate starts moving again.
Axel Mate may have passed out.
HardRock makes the save after 1 minute.]
Chip: And HardRock finally gets over to save his partner.
Fool: Took his time, didn't he?
[The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.]
Chip: And Vigilante enters the ring at the 10 minute mark!
[The Vigilante enters the cage.
He goes after Gods Tears.
The Vigilante and Axel Mate whip Gods Tears into the ropes.
They hit Gods Tears with a double elbowsmash.
The Vigilante and Axel Mate hit Gods Tears with a double Russian legsweep.
The Vigilante uses the Doctor Bomb on Gods Tears.
Axel Mate and The Vigilante hit Gods Tears with a double Russian legsweep.
Axel Mate and The Vigilante hit Gods Tears with a double Russian legsweep.
The Vigilante hits a thrust kick to the head on Gods Tears.
Axel Mate uses a German suplex on Gods Tears.]
Chip: Vigilante is a house afire!
Fool: Listen, Chip. In a little over a minute, C-Murder is bringing in a
fresh batch of 187's for the entire DoubleMint Kliq.
[Axel Mate climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Gods Tears nails him in the
stomach.
Axel Mate falls onto the top turnbuckle.
Gods Tears hits Axel Mate with a faceslam.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Gods Tears.
Gods Tears uses a Japanese armdrag takedown on Axel Mate.
Gods Tears hits a low blow on Axel Mate.
Gods Tears nails Axel Mate with a Japanese armdrag takedown.
Gods Tears goes for a German suplex, but Axel Mate counters it with
an elbowsmash.
The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.]
Chip: It's C-Murder! And the match beyond begins!
Fool: Whoo-hoo! There'll be more blood than the Red Cross Vampire picnic
inside of five minutes!
[C-Murder enters the cage.
He goes after Axel Mate.
C-Murder and Sean McKenzie whip Axel Mate into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Axel Mate with a double clothesline, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
Axel Mate hits them with a double clothesline.
The crowd is giving Axel Mate a standing ovation.
Axel Mate nails C-Murder with a fisherman suplex.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Vigilante and Axel Mate hit C-Murder with a double Russian legsweep.
The Vigilante uses a Northern Lights suplex on C-Murder.]
Chip: Axel Mate and the Vigilante are taking it to C-Murder!
Fool: It'd be smarter to go after someone like McKenzie, who's been in the
whole time.
[The chants for The Vigilante are deafening.
Sean McKenzie is bleeding profusely.
The Vigilante puts C-Murder in a double chickenwing submission.
C-Murder tries to escape the hold.
Sean McKenzie makes the save after 11 seconds.
Axel Mate takes C-Murder down with a dropkick.
The Vigilante catches C-Murder in a double chickenwing submission.
C-Murder is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Sean McKenzie makes the save after 13 seconds.
C-Murder hits The Vigilante with a fallaway slam.]
Chip: And twice McKenzie saves C-Murder from the chicken wing.
Fool: Do you really think old Car 54 could make C-Murder tap out? Not
happening.
[C-Murder and Sean McKenzie hit The Vigilante with a double DDT.
C-Murder goes for a jumping DDT, but The Vigilante counters it with a
throw-off.
The Vigilante places C-Murder on the turnbuckle.
The Vigilante executes the Vendetta on C-Murder.
The crowd is giving The Vigilante a standing ovation.
The Vigilante goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but C-Murder counters it with
a DDT.
Axel Mate comes over and lays out Sean McKenzie.
The Vigilante and Axel Mate whip C-Murder into the ropes.
They hit C-Murder with a double backdrop.
The Vigilante whips C-Murder into the ropes, but C-Murder reverses it.]
Chip: Don't forget this Tuesday, when we'll see God's Tears, HardRock and
Vigilante in action.
Fool: If they're all out of the hospital.
[The Vigilante misses with a clothesline.
The Vigilante goes for a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but C-Murder counters it with
an enzuilariato.
In turn, The Vigilante counters it with a backward kick.
Tom Pho uses a tiger driver on Gods Tears.
Tom Pho hits Gods Tears with a Frankensteiner.
The crowd is giving Tom Pho a standing ovation.]
Chip: We have passed the 15 minute mark. And the Kliq is concentrating their
double-teaming on the Toughman Champion.
Fool: Looking good for Sandman! Don't forget, Chip, we have all five title
matches still to come.
[Tom Pho hits a spinebuster slam on Gods Tears.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Tom Pho nails Gods Tears with an elbowsmash.
Tom Pho grinds Gods Tears' face across the cage.
Gods Tears runs into the ropes.
Tom Pho hits Gods Tears with a back heel kick.
Sean McKenzie comes over, but gets cut off.
Axel Mate uses a bodyslam on Gods Tears.
Tom Pho and Axel Mate whip Gods Tears into the ropes.
They hit Gods Tears with a double kick to the midsection.]
Chip: Looks like we're not going anywhere for a while.
Fool: Here! Have a Snickers bar?
Chip: Are they a sponsor?
Fool: They are now.
[Tom Pho goes for a Frankensteiner, but Gods Tears counters it with a
power bomb.
The crowd is giving Gods Tears a standing ovation.
Gods Tears executes a faceslam on Tom Pho.
Gods Tears whips Tom Pho into the ropes.
Tom Pho goes for a Frankensteiner, but Gods Tears counters it with a
power bomb.
The crowd erupts.
Gods Tears grinds Tom Pho's face across the cage.
Gods Tears goes for a Tombstone, but Tom Pho blocks it.
Axel Mate executes a dropkick on Gods Tears.
Tom Pho goes for a sleeperhold, but Gods Tears counters it with a jawbreaker.]
Chip: Great counter by Tears!
Fool: Does he feel that title slipping away yet?
Chip: Stop.
[Gods Tears whips Tom Pho into the ropes.
Tom Pho misses with a clothesline.
Gods Tears uses a punch on Tom Pho.
Gods Tears nails Tom Pho with a Tombstone.
The crowd is giving Gods Tears a standing ovation.
Sean McKenzie hits Tom Pho with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie and Gods Tears hit Tom Pho with a double brain buster.
Sean McKenzie and Gods Tears hit Tom Pho with a double dropkick to the knee.]
Fool: Sting a fork in the Tiger! He's about done!
Chip: Whip into the ropes and...
[Sean McKenzie and Gods Tears hit Tom Pho with a double dropkick to the knee.
Sean McKenzie and Gods Tears whip Tom Pho into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie and Gods Tears hit Tom Pho with a double dropkick to the knee.
Tom Pho takes Sean McKenzie down with a spin kick.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Tom Pho.
Tom Pho hits Sean McKenzie.
Tom Pho chops Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Tom Pho chops Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is giving Tom Pho a standing ovation.]
Chip: And Tom Pho is battling against Sean McKenzie!
Fool: Come on, Thugz! Help him out!
[Tom Pho goes for a clothesline, but Sean McKenzie counters it with a crucifix.
Sean McKenzie goes for a dragon suplex, but Axel Mate counters it with
a go-behind.
Sean McKenzie re-reverses it.
Sean McKenzie catches Axel Mate in an armlock hammerlock submission.
Axel Mate tries to escape the hold.
Axel Mate is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Tom Pho makes the save after 14 seconds.
Axel Mate whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
Axel Mate nails Sean McKenzie with a dropkick.
Axel Mate whips Sean McKenzie into the turnbuckle.]
Chip: And that time it's Tom Pho saving Axel Mate.
Fool: McKenzie and Mate. Those are the guys you've got to go after. They've
been in the longest.
[Axel Mate charges into the corner, but Sean McKenzie moves out of the way.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Sean McKenzie grinds Axel Mate's face across the cage.
Sean McKenzie executes the Execution on Axel Mate.
The crowd is giving Sean McKenzie a standing ovation.
Sean McKenzie scrapes Axel Mate's face across the cage.
Axel Mate is busted wide open.
Gods Tears goes for a Tombstone, but Axel Mate blocks it.
Axel Mate goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Sean McKenzie blocks it.
Sean McKenzie and Gods Tears whip Axel Mate into the ropes.]
Chip: I don't know how Axel has survived here.
Fool: Yeah! Where's his buddy, JobRock? He's tied up with Shocker in the
other ring.
[They hit Axel Mate with a double clothesline.
Gods Tears goes for a faceslam, but Axel Mate blocks it.
Axel Mate goes for a dropkick, but Sean McKenzie counters it with a side step.
Gods Tears is bleeding like hell.
Sean McKenzie is bleeding profusely.
Sean McKenzie uses a spinebuster slam on Axel Mate.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sean McKenzie.
Gods Tears kicks Tom Pho.
Tom Pho chops Gods Tears.
The crowd is giving Tom Pho a standing ovation.]
Chip: Now God's Tears is in trouble, as he continues to lose blood.
Fool: He hates Tom Pho. And why not? That Indonesian guy annoys me.
[Tom Pho chops Gods Tears.
The crowd is giving Tom Pho a standing ovation.
Tom Pho hits Gods Tears.
Tom Pho gives the sign for the Tiger Claw Heart Punch.
Tom Pho executes the Tiger Claw Heart Punch on Gods Tears.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Tom Pho.
HardRock is bleeding like a faucet.
The Vigilante executes a Steinerline on Gods Tears.
The crowd is giving The Vigilante a standing ovation.
Tom Pho puts Gods Tears in a sleeperhold.]
Chip: Sleeper! Sleeper!
Fool: Come on, Thugz! Yes!
[C-Murder makes the save after 10 seconds.
Tom Pho whips Gods Tears into the cage.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Tom Pho.
Tom Pho whips Gods Tears into the turnbuckle.
Gods Tears comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection.
Tom Pho takes Gods Tears down with a spinebuster slam.
C-Murder comes over and lays out Tom Pho.
Gods Tears and C-Murder hit The Vigilante with a double dropkick to the knee.
Gods Tears whips The Vigilante into the ropes.
The Vigilante hits Gods Tears with a backdrop.]
Chip: And I see that HardRock is also busted open.
Fool: Where have you been? He's bleeding, and so is GT and The Duke.
[The Vigilante goes for a spinning power bomb, but Gods Tears counters it with
a bulldog headlock.
Gods Tears whips The Vigilante into the turnbuckle, but The Vigilante
reverses it.
The Vigilante nails Gods Tears with a kick to the midsection.
The Vigilante hits Gods Tears with a snap mare.
The Vigilante takes Gods Tears down with the Garvin Stomp.
The Vigilante goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Gods Tears
counters it with a duck-down move.
Sean McKenzie is bleeding like hell.
Tom Pho comes over, but gets cut off.
Gods Tears and The Shocker whip The Vigilante into the ropes.
They hit The Vigilante with a double elbowsmash.]
Chip: The Vigilante is down!
Fool: He's a good one. I'll bet Tears can make him tap out.
[Gods Tears takes The Vigilante down with a headbutt.
Gods Tears goes for the Hurt, but The Vigilante counters it with a low blow.
The crowd is giving The Vigilante a standing ovation.
Axel Mate grinds Sean McKenzie's face across the cage.
Axel Mate takes Sean McKenzie down with a dropkick.
Sean McKenzie goes for a Gorilla Press, but Axel Mate blocks it.
Tom Pho goes for a piledriver, but The Shocker blocks it.
The Shocker kicks Tom Pho.
The crowd is behind The Shocker all the way.
The Shocker kicks Tom Pho.]
Fool: I thought Tears would have him! But Vig went straight to the 'nads!
That's how you can tell that he works for Frenck!
Chip: Front kick by Shocker.
[The chants for The Shocker are deafening.
Tom Pho kicks The Shocker.
Tom Pho kicks The Shocker.
The Shocker begs off.
Tom Pho scrapes The Shocker's face across the cage.]
Chip: We've passed the 20 minute mark! And Tom Pho is still hanging in there
against Shocker of The Thugz.
Fool: I see blood! That makes four out of eight!
[The Shocker is busted wide open.
C-Murder comes over and lays out Tom Pho.
C-Murder goes for a spin kick, but The Vigilante counters it with
a duck-down move.
The Vigilante and Tom Pho whip The Shocker into the ropes.
The Vigilante and Tom Pho hit The Shocker with a double thrust kick to the head.
The Vigilante catches The Shocker in a double chickenwing submission.
The Vigilante lets go after 13 seconds.
C-Murder comes over, but gets cut off.
Tom Pho executes a flying lariat on The Shocker.
The Vigilante hits The Shocker with a backdrop driver.]
Fool: What a dumb move! Vigilante never should've broken that hold!
Chip: He saw C-Murder coming over to help out, but Tom Pho took care of him.
[The crowd is giving The Vigilante a standing ovation.
The Vigilante whips The Shocker into the ropes, but The Shocker reverses it.
The Shocker hits The Vigilante with a kick.
The Shocker poses for the crowd.
The crowd is behind The Shocker all the way.
The Shocker rakes The Vigilante's face across the cage.
The Shocker is bleeding profusely.
The Shocker goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but The Vigilante counters it with
a bulldog headlock.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Vigilante.
In turn, The Shocker counters it with a back suplex.]
Chip: Big back suplex by Shocker! And the crowd is behind the 7 footer!
Fool: We have one bloodthirsty crowd, in case you hadn't noticed.
[The crowd is giving The Shocker a standing ovation.
The Shocker executes a snap suplex on The Vigilante.
The Shocker whips The Vigilante into the ropes.
The Vigilante hits a Steinerline on The Shocker.
The Vigilante uses a spinning power bomb on The Shocker.
The Vigilante goes for a DDT, but The Shocker counters it with a backdrop.
In turn, The Vigilante counters it with a sunset flip.
The Shocker begs off.
The Vigilante hits The Shocker with a jack-knife power bomb.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Vigilante.]
Chip: Power bomb!
Fool: We haven't checked the other side if the ring for a while. Let's see
what's happening over there.
[Axel Mate chops Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is giving Axel Mate a standing ovation.
Axel Mate hits Sean McKenzie.
The crowd erupts.
Axel Mate gives the sign for the Hammer Whacker Drop.
Axel Mate attempts to place Sean McKenzie on the turnbuckle, but Sean McKenzie
blocks it.
Sean McKenzie executes the Execution on Axel Mate.
Sean McKenzie grinds Axel Mate's face across the cage.
Sean McKenzie takes Axel Mate down with a Tombstone.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
Chip: McKenzie with the piledriver!
Fool: But he's too tired to follow it up!
[Gods Tears whips Tom Pho into the ropes.
Gods Tears takes Tom Pho down with a kick to the head.
Gods Tears whips Tom Pho into the ropes.
Tom Pho misses with a clothesline.
Tom Pho hits Gods Tears with a clothesline.
The Vigilante uses a short clothesline on The Shocker.
The Shocker begs off.
Sean McKenzie is bleeding profusely.
The Vigilante places The Shocker on the turnbuckle.
The Vigilante executes the Vendetta on The Shocker.]
Chip: And the Vigilante has had a tremendous impact on the War Games thus far.
Fool: He still sucks. That will never change.
[The Vigilante whips The Shocker into the ropes.
The Shocker locks The Vigilante in a bearhug.
Tom Pho makes the save after 8 seconds.
The Shocker whips The Vigilante into the ropes.
The Vigilante hits The Shocker with an elbow.
The Shocker begs off.
Axel Mate is bleeding profusely.
The Vigilante and Tom Pho hit The Shocker with a double DDT.
Sean McKenzie comes over and lays out Tom Pho.
The crowd is giving Sean McKenzie a standing ovation.]
Chip: Well, Axel Mate also busted open. That makes five men bleeding.
Fool: Look out! Here comes McKenzie!
[Sean McKenzie nails The Vigilante with the Running Forearm Smash.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Shocker goes for a back suplex, but The Vigilante counters it with
a bulldog headlock.
In turn, The Shocker counters it with a back suplex.
The Vigilante whips The Shocker into the ropes.
The Shocker hits The Vigilante with a kick.
The Shocker scrapes The Vigilante's face across the cage.
Axel Mate is bleeding profusely.
The Shocker whips The Vigilante into the turnbuckle.
The Vigilante comes back and rocks The Shocker with a kick to the midsection.]
Chip: Most of the action the past few minutes has featured Shocker and
Vigilante.
Fool: And I'll give credit to TTK. They took C-Murder right out of the action.
He and HardRock are both down.
[The Vigilante grinds The Shocker's face across the cage.
Tom Pho and The Vigilante hit The Shocker with a double DDT.
Tom Pho and The Vigilante whip The Shocker into the ropes.
They attempt to hit The Shocker with a double elbowsmash, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
The Shocker hits them with a double clothesline.
The Shocker whips Tom Pho into the ropes.
Tom Pho hits a kick to the midsection on The Shocker.
Tom Pho rakes The Shocker's face across the cage.
Tom Pho nails The Shocker with a kick to the midsection.
Tom Pho goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but The Shocker blocks it.]
Chip: The Shocker is too much for both Tom Pho and Vigilante.
Fool: Look! McKenzie's going back to work on HardRock.
[Sean McKenzie scrapes HardRock's face across the cage.
Sean McKenzie hits HardRock with a double-axhandle chop.
Sean McKenzie kicks HardRock.
Sean McKenzie chops HardRock.
The crowd is behind Sean McKenzie all the way.
Sean McKenzie rakes HardRock's face across the cage.
Sean McKenzie whips HardRock into the ropes.
HardRock hits Sean McKenzie with an elbow.
HardRock catches Sean McKenzie in a double reverse chinlock.
HardRock lets go after 15 seconds.
Tom Pho takes The Shocker down with a powerslam.
The crowd erupts.]
Chip: We've passed 25 minutes! And the Triple Threat Kliq is finding their
second wind!
Fool: Come on, guys! Go after Vigilante!
[The Vigilante goes for a snap suplex, but The Shocker counters it with
a small package.
Sean McKenzie runs into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie hits The Vigilante with a kick.
Sean McKenzie whips The Vigilante into the turnbuckle, but The Vigilante
reverses it.
The Vigilante charges into the corner.
The Vigilante goes for a choke slam, but Sean McKenzie counters it with
a kick to the midsection.
Sean McKenzie uses the Running Forearm Smash on The Vigilante.
The crowd is behind Sean McKenzie all the way.
Sean McKenzie grinds The Vigilante's face across the cage.
Sean McKenzie goes for a spinebuster slam, but The Vigilante counters it with
a lariat.]
Chip: Sean McKenzie, who has been in this match since the beginning, is going
toe-to-toe with the Vigilante.
Fool: I think Animal tanked his match, so he could face McKenzie fresh.
[The Vigilante rakes Sean McKenzie's face across the cage.
The Shocker comes over, but gets cut off.
The Vigilante and Tom Pho whip Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
They hit Sean McKenzie with a double fist to the midsection.
The Vigilante and Tom Pho hit Sean McKenzie with a double
thrust kick to the head.
Tom Pho executes a flying lariat on Sean McKenzie.
The Vigilante goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Sean McKenzie
blocks it.
Sean McKenzie goes for a diving elbow smash, but The Vigilante counters it with
a duck-down move.
Tom Pho hits a thrust kick to the head on Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Tom Pho.]
Chip: The Rock 'n Roll Animal would never throw a match.
Fool: You're right. He's not smart enough. He's just a loser.
[The Vigilante hits a backdrop driver on Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Vigilante.
The Vigilante takes Sean McKenzie down with a jack-knife power bomb.
The crowd is giving The Vigilante a standing ovation.
The Vigilante hits a short clothesline on Sean McKenzie.
Gods Tears is bleeding like hell.
The Vigilante places Sean McKenzie on the turnbuckle.
The Vigilante executes the Vendetta on Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Vigilante and Tom Pho whip Sean McKenzie into the ropes.]
Chip: And the Duke is taking an incredible amount of punishment.
Fool: Yeah. He's doing a great job getting his ass kicked.
[They hit Sean McKenzie with a double backdrop.
The Shocker comes over and lays out Tom Pho.
Sean McKenzie and The Shocker whip The Vigilante into the ropes.
They attempt to hit The Vigilante with a double fist to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Shocker comes over and lays out Tom Pho.
Sean McKenzie and The Shocker hit The Vigilante with a double DDT.
Sean McKenzie nails The Vigilante with a Gorilla Press.
Sean McKenzie executes the Execution on The Vigilante.
Sean McKenzie catches The Vigilante in a bearhug.]
Chip: Bearhug! Vigilante is trapped!
Fool: Wait. Why's he letting go?
[Sean McKenzie lets go after 7 seconds.
Axel Mate is bleeding profusely.
Sean McKenzie executes the Execution on The Vigilante.
Gods Tears nails Tom Pho with a jawbreaker.
Gods Tears goes for a brain buster, but Tom Pho blocks it.
Tom Pho whips C-Murder into the ropes.
C-Murder hits Tom Pho with an elbow.
C-Murder hits Tom Pho with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The chants for C-Murder are deafening.
HardRock is bleeding like hell.]
Chip: The Thugz have turned the tide here. Now we're seeing the Kliq in
trouble!
Fool: About damn time.
[C-Murder goes for a jumping DDT, but Tom Pho counters it with a backdrop.
In turn, C-Murder counters it with a sunset flip.
Tom Pho catches C-Murder in a sleeperhold.
Gods Tears makes the save after 8 seconds.
C-Murder chops Tom Pho.
The crowd is behind C-Murder all the way.
C-Murder kicks Tom Pho.
The chants for C-Murder are deafening.
C-Murder kicks Tom Pho.
C-Murder and Gods Tears whip Tom Pho into the ropes.]
Chip: Don't forget the special edition of SWF Slaughterhouse tomorrow night
with Vance and Johnny.
Fool: I hear Johnny's going to wrestle! Have you heard that?
Chip: No, I haven't.
[They hit Tom Pho with a double fist to the midsection.
The Vigilante comes over and lays out Gods Tears.
The Vigilante hits C-Murder with a snap suplex.
Tom Pho executes a flying lariat on C-Murder.
The crowd erupts.
C-Murder whips Tom Pho into the ropes, but Tom Pho reverses it.
C-Murder goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Tom Pho counters it with
a facerake.
C-Murder begs off.
The Vigilante goes for an inverted power bomb, but C-Murder blocks it.
C-Murder goes for a monkey flip, but The Vigilante blocks it.]
Fool: Whoever wins this tournament will be in no shape for any title matches.
Chip: I'm afraid I've got to agree.
[The Vigilante goes for a DDT, but C-Murder blocks it.
C-Murder grinds The Vigilante's face across the cage.
C-Murder takes The Vigilante down with a jumping DDT.
The crowd is behind C-Murder all the way.
Gods Tears nails The Vigilante with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
C-Murder hits a dropkick on The Vigilante.
Gods Tears hits a German suplex on The Vigilante.
The crowd is giving Gods Tears a standing ovation.
Gods Tears and C-Murder whip The Vigilante into the ropes.]
Chip: Outside of Tom Pho and Vigilante, we haven't had many tries for
submission maneuvers.
Fool: These guys are tired and they're getting sloppy. Bottom line.
[They hit The Vigilante with a double clothesline.
Gods Tears and C-Murder whip The Vigilante into the ropes.
They attempt to hit The Vigilante with a double clothesline, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
The Vigilante hits them with a double clothesline.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Vigilante.
The Vigilante hits a short clothesline on Gods Tears.
The Vigilante places Gods Tears on the turnbuckle.
The Vigilante executes the Vendetta on Gods Tears.]
Chip: We've passed the 30 minute mark! And the fans are on their feet for
Vigilante!
Fool: At this point, they'll cheer for anyone.
[The crowd is giving The Vigilante a standing ovation.
The Shocker is bleeding profusely.
Gods Tears nails The Vigilante with a faceslam.
Gods Tears rakes The Vigilante's face across the cage.
The Vigilante is busted wide open.
Gods Tears goes for a Tombstone, but The Vigilante reverses it.
The crowd erupts.
Tom Pho and The Vigilante whip Gods Tears into the ropes.
They hit Gods Tears with a double kick to the midsection.
The Vigilante nails Gods Tears with a thrust kick to the head.
Tom Pho puts Gods Tears in a sleeperhold.]
Chip: Sleeper! Sleeper by Pho!
Fool: Come on, GT! Don't lose like this!
[C-Murder makes the save after 8 seconds.
Gods Tears takes Tom Pho down with a ropeburn.
C-Murder and Gods Tears whip Tom Pho into the ropes.
C-Murder and Gods Tears hit Tom Pho with a double dropkick to the knee.
C-Murder goes for a jumping DDT, but Tom Pho counters it with a backdrop.
Tom Pho goes for a kick to the head, but C-Murder blocks it.
The Vigilante stomps on his throat.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Vigilante.
The Vigilante goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Sean McKenzie
counters it with a duck-down move.
Gods Tears hits Tom Pho with a punch.]
Chip: Tom Pho appears to be the only man trying for a submission hold.
Fool: I don't think these guys care any more. Whoever wins will be easy
pickings for Trinity.
[C-Murder executes a DDT on Tom Pho.
HardRock comes over, but gets cut off.
C-Murder takes Tom Pho down with a spin kick.
Gods Tears goes for a German suplex, but Tom Pho counters it with an
elbowsmash.
Tom Pho goes for neck-scissors, but Gods Tears counters it with a
duck-down move.
Gods Tears kicks Tom Pho.
Gods Tears punches Tom Pho.
The crowd erupts.
Gods Tears kicks Tom Pho.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Gods Tears.]
Chip: I think you're underestimating Sound & Fury and The Highlanders.
Fool: Nah.
[Axel Mate is bleeding like hell.
Tom Pho whips C-Murder into the ropes.
C-Murder executes an enzuigiri on Tom Pho.
C-Murder and Gods Tears whip Tom Pho into the ropes.
They hit Tom Pho with a double kick to the midsection.
C-Murder hits Tom Pho with a front-layout superplex.
The crowd is behind C-Murder all the way.
C-Murder nails Tom Pho with a superkick.
The Shocker executes a reverse flying elbowdrop.
C-Murder and Sean McKenzie whip Axel Mate into the ropes.]
Chip: 187! 187 on The Tiger!
Fool: Can I get a Hoo-wah?
[They hit Axel Mate with a double backdrop.
Tom Pho comes over, but gets cut off.
Sean McKenzie uses the Running Forearm Smash on Axel Mate.
The crowd erupts.
C-Murder hits an enzuigiri on Axel Mate.
Tom Pho gets back up and lays out Sean McKenzie.
Tom Pho hits a DDT on C-Murder.
Axel Mate goes for a frog splash, but C-Murder counters it with a roll away.
C-Murder uses a dropkick to the knee on Axel Mate.
Sean McKenzie nails Axel Mate with the Running Forearm Smash.]
Chip: And Sean McKenzie still going after Axel Mate.
Fool: If someone would just take out one of those two, it would be over.
[The crowd is giving Sean McKenzie a standing ovation.
C-Murder hits a dragon suplex on Axel Mate.
The chants for C-Murder are deafening.
C-Murder goes for a sleeperhold, but Axel Mate blocks it.
Axel Mate runs into the ropes.
Axel Mate hits C-Murder with a clothesline.
Axel Mate scrapes C-Murder's face across the cage.
Axel Mate is bleeding like hell.
Axel Mate whips C-Murder into the ropes, but C-Murder reverses it.
C-Murder takes Axel Mate down with an enzuigiri.]
Chip: Enzuigiri! And Axel is down!
Fool: Come on, C! Let's see that sleeper again!
[The Vigilante is bleeding like hell.
The Shocker hits a choke slam on HardRock.
The Shocker nails HardRock with an inverted power bomb.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Gods Tears is bleeding like a faucet.
The Shocker executes a backbreaker on HardRock.
Gods Tears and Sean McKenzie hit Tom Pho with a double dropkick to the knee.
Sean McKenzie nails Tom Pho with the Running Forearm Smash.
The crowd is giving Sean McKenzie a standing ovation.
Gods Tears goes for a crotch slam, but Tom Pho counters it with an ipponzei.]
Chip: And Tears is obviously frustrated by Tom Pho.
Fool: I'm frustrated by Tom Pho, and I'm not even wrestling.
[Tom Pho uses a spin kick on Gods Tears.
Tom Pho scrapes Gods Tears' face across the cage.
Tom Pho hits Gods Tears with a tiger driver.
The Vigilante and Tom Pho whip Gods Tears into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Gods Tears with a double fist to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
Gods Tears goes for a Tombstone, but The Vigilante reverses it.
The crowd is giving The Vigilante a standing ovation.
The Vigilante rakes Gods Tears' face across the cage.
The Vigilante places Gods Tears on the turnbuckle.
The Vigilante executes the Vendetta on Gods Tears.]
Chip: God's Tears is down.
Fool: Another smart move by the Kliq. The more they go after Tears, the less
chance he has of putting on the Hurt.
[The crowd is giving The Vigilante a standing ovation.
The Vigilante whips Gods Tears into the ropes, but Gods Tears reverses it.
Gods Tears hits The Vigilante with a clothesline.
Gods Tears puts The Vigilante in the Ziplock.
Axel Mate makes the save after 5 seconds.
Axel Mate and Tom Pho whip C-Murder into the ropes.
They attempt to hit C-Murder with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a
double headsmash.
The chants for C-Murder are deafening.
C-Murder puts Axel Mate in a sleeperhold.
Axel Mate tries to escape the hold.]
Chip: Sleeper on Axel!
Fool: Let it be! Rock-a-bye Axel!
[Axel Mate is struggling to reach the ropes.
C-Murder lets go after 15 seconds.
C-Murder grinds Axel Mate's face across the cage.
C-Murder nails Axel Mate with a monkey flip.
Tom Pho comes over and lays out C-Murder.]
Chip: And Tom Pho gets the Hammer out of trouble.
Fool: 35 minutes in, and I don't know if either team can generate offense.
[The crowd is giving Tom Pho a standing ovation.
Axel Mate and Tom Pho hit Gods Tears with a double elbowsmash.
Axel Mate takes Gods Tears down with a bodyslam.
HardRock grinds C-Murder's face across the cage.
HardRock whips C-Murder into the ropes.
HardRock misses with an elbow.
C-Murder nails HardRock with a flying forearm.
The crowd erupts.
HardRock hits C-Murder with a piledriver.
HardRock goes for a dragon suplex, but C-Murder counters it with a
backward kick.]
Chip: HardRock has found his second wind!
Fool: Nah. He was just being a coward and letting his teammates do the work
for him.
[The crowd is on its feet cheering for C-Murder.
HardRock is bleeding like hell.
C-Murder and The Shocker whip HardRock into the ropes.
They hit HardRock with a double fist to the midsection.
The Vigilante comes over and lays out The Shocker.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Vigilante.
HardRock goes for a powerslam, but C-Murder counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
The Shocker is bleeding profusely.
C-Murder hits a flying dropkick on HardRock.
The crowd erupts.]
Chip: Beautiful flying dropkick on C-Murder!
Fool: Yeah. It's just swell.
[Gods Tears is bleeding like hell.
C-Murder executes a flying bulldog on HardRock.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for C-Murder.
C-Murder nails HardRock with a superkick.
The Shocker executes a reverse flying elbowdrop.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Shocker nails HardRock with a backbreaker.
The Shocker rakes HardRock's face across the cage.
The Shocker goes for an avalanche, but HardRock counters it with
a kick to the head.
C-Murder comes over and lays out HardRock.]
Chip: And the Thugz execute their second 187 of the night! This time
it's on HardRock.
Fool: You'll notice that we haven't seen any Whack-a-mole drops, or them
Zack Hammers. Great teamwork by the Thugz.
[C-Murder executes a flying forearm on The Vigilante.
The crowd is giving C-Murder a standing ovation.
The Shocker goes for a full nelson, but The Vigilante counters it with
a backward kick.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Vigilante and HardRock hit The Shocker with a double DDT.
C-Murder comes over, but gets cut off.
The Vigilante and HardRock hit The Shocker with a double DDT.
The Vigilante goes for a spinning power bomb, but The Shocker counters it with
an enzuilariato.
The Shocker uses a double underhook piledriver on The Vigilante.
The Vigilante is bleeding like a faucet.]
Chip: And Vigilante's face now covered with the crimson mask.
Fool: That's six! Blood in the streets! It's an HIV spectacular!
[C-Murder hits an elbowdrop on The Vigilante.
C-Murder whips The Vigilante into the ropes, but The Vigilante reverses it.
C-Murder hits a double-axhandle chop on The Vigilante.
The Shocker is bleeding like hell.
HardRock comes over and lays out The Shocker.
The crowd is behind HardRock all the way.
The Vigilante and HardRock whip C-Murder into the ropes.
They hit C-Murder with a double clothesline.
C-Murder hits him with a low blow.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for C-Murder.]
Chip: On that note, referees Joe Warner, Scott Thomas and Matt Compton are
watching the match from outside the cage.
Fool: They need those ponchos, like you used to take to Gallagher shows. That
way the blood doesn't spray on them.
[C-Murder whips The Vigilante into the cage, but The Vigilante reverses it.
The crowd erupts.
The Vigilante scrapes C-Murder's face across the cage.
The Vigilante uses a tiger driver on C-Murder.
C-Murder begs off.
The Shocker is bleeding profusely.
The Vigilante nails C-Murder with a spinning power bomb.
The Vigilante uses the Doctor Bomb on C-Murder.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
HardRock is bleeding profusely.
Axel Mate attempts to place Sean McKenzie on the turnbuckle, but Sean McKenzie
blocks it.]
Chip: And McKenzie escapes the Hammer Whack Attack!
Fool: How can he think about whacking his hammer at a time like this?
Chip: Huh?
Fool: Never mind.
[Sean McKenzie and C-Murder whip Axel Mate into the ropes.
They hit Axel Mate with a double clothesline.
Sean McKenzie whips Axel Mate into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie hits Axel Mate with a kick.
Sean McKenzie executes the Running Forearm Smash on Axel Mate.
Sean McKenzie whips Axel Mate into the cage, but Axel Mate reverses it.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Axel Mate.
Axel Mate whips Sean McKenzie into the turnbuckle.
Axel Mate runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Sean McKenzie
moves out of the way.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
Chip: The Duke and The Hammer have been fighting each other for almost 40
minutes now.
Fool: And the incredible thing is that no one else has come over to break up
their fight.
[Sean McKenzie rakes Axel Mate's face across the cage.
C-Murder goes for a spin kick, but Axel Mate counters it with a duck-down move.
Axel Mate hits Sean McKenzie with a European uppercut.
The Vigilante and HardRock hit Gods Tears with a double DDT.
The Vigilante whips Gods Tears into the cage.
The crowd erupts.
The Vigilante runs into the ropes.
Gods Tears misses with a shoulderblock.
Gods Tears misses with a clothesline.
The Vigilante misses with a shoulderblock.]
Chip: We are at the 40 minute mark as we watch God's Tears brawl with
Vigilante.
Fool: Just end the match. I wanna see Trinity!
[Gods Tears misses with a clothesline.
Gods Tears takes The Vigilante down with a Vader attack.
Gods Tears hits The Vigilante with a Vader attack.
Gods Tears rakes The Vigilante's face across the cage.
Gods Tears goes for a neck snap, but The Vigilante blocks it.
The Vigilante whips Gods Tears into the ropes.
The Vigilante and Gods Tears get hit with a double clothesline.
The Vigilante takes Gods Tears down with a Gorilla Press.
The Vigilante whips Gods Tears into the ropes, but Gods Tears reverses it.
Gods Tears hits The Vigilante with a shoulderblock.]
Chip: C-Murder heads over to help out his teammate.
Fool: It's about time.
[Gods Tears and C-Murder whip The Vigilante into the ropes.
They hit The Vigilante with a double backdrop.
Gods Tears and C-Murder whip The Vigilante into the ropes.
Gods Tears and C-Murder hit The Vigilante with a double dropkick to the knee.
Gods Tears takes The Vigilante down with a knee to the back.
C-Murder goes for a Frankensteiner, but The Vigilante counters it with
a tiger driver.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Vigilante and HardRock hit C-Murder with a double DDT.
The Vigilante runs into the ropes.
The Vigilante goes for a Steinerline, but C-Murder counters it with
a duck-down move.]
Chip: And I think the Thugz are setting up Vigilante for...
Fool: The 1-8-7!
[C-Murder nails The Vigilante with a superkick.
The Shocker executes a reverse flying elbowdrop.
The Shocker goes for a flying clothesline, but The Vigilante counters it with
a powerslam.
The crowd erupts.
The Vigilante hits a Gorilla Press on The Shocker.
The Vigilante grinds The Shocker's face across the cage.
The Vigilante hits a thrust kick to the head on The Shocker.
The crowd is giving The Vigilante a standing ovation.
The Vigilante yells "You feel tough now, punk?" at his opponent.
The crowd is giving The Vigilante a standing ovation.]
Chip: Vigilante is on his feet after taking the 187!
Fool: Well, that looked kind of sloppy. These guys are dead tired.
[Tom Pho nails C-Murder with a tiger suplex.
Sean McKenzie is bleeding like hell.
Tom Pho and Axel Mate whip C-Murder into the ropes.
They hit C-Murder with a double kick to the midsection.
Tom Pho goes for a kick to the midsection, but C-Murder blocks it.
The Shocker nails Tom Pho with a DDT.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
C-Murder and The Shocker whip Tom Pho into the ropes.
They hit Tom Pho with a double elbowsmash.
Axel Mate comes over and lays out The Shocker.]
Chip: And Axel Mate gets back into the action.
Fool: I like the Hammer. Too bad HardRock set him up like this.
[Tom Pho and Axel Mate whip C-Murder into the ropes.
Tom Pho and Axel Mate hit C-Murder with a double bodyslam.
C-Murder hits a Frankensteiner on Tom Pho.
The Shocker places Tom Pho on the turnbuckle.
The Shocker hits Tom Pho with a belly-to-belly superplex.
Gods Tears kicks The Vigilante.
The Vigilante kicks Gods Tears.
The crowd erupts.
The Vigilante chops Gods Tears.
The chants for The Vigilante are deafening.]
Chip: Tom Pho and God's Tears are taking a beating.
Fool: And for once, it's not from each other.
[The Vigilante places Gods Tears on the turnbuckle.
The Vigilante executes the Vendetta on Gods Tears.
The Vigilante hits Gods Tears with a gutwrench suplex.
Tom Pho hits Gods Tears with a DDT.
The Vigilante and Tom Pho hit Gods Tears with a double DDT.
The Vigilante executes a tiger driver on Gods Tears.
The Vigilante and Tom Pho whip Gods Tears into the ropes.
They hit Gods Tears with a double clothesline.
Tom Pho goes for a flying lariat, but Gods Tears counters it with
a duck-down move.
Gods Tears hits a football tackle on The Vigilante.]
Chip: God's Tears refuses to stay down!
Fool: When Sandman hits him, he'll stay down. But not for Vigilante.
[Axel Mate is bleeding like hell.
Gods Tears whips The Vigilante into the ropes.
The Vigilante misses with an elbow.
Gods Tears uses a clothesline on The Vigilante.
The Vigilante is bleeding like hell.
Sean McKenzie and C-Murder hit Tom Pho with a double DDT.
The Vigilante comes over and lays out C-Murder.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Vigilante.
Tom Pho and The Vigilante whip Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
They hit Sean McKenzie with a double clothesline.]
Chip: Tiger and Vig are working together on McKenzie
Fool: And C-Murder's gettin' in there too. Come on, C!
[Tom Pho goes for a punch, but Sean McKenzie blocks it.
Sean McKenzie hits Tom Pho with a jack-knife power bomb.
The crowd erupts.
HardRock comes over, but gets cut off.
C-Murder and Sean McKenzie whip Axel Mate into the ropes.
They hit Axel Mate with a double clothesline.
C-Murder and Sean McKenzie hit Axel Mate with a double DDT.
HardRock gets back up and lays out Sean McKenzie.
C-Murder nails Axel Mate with a jumping DDT.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for C-Murder.]
Chip: Axel Mate is out cold! And C-Murder is celebrating!
Fool: Just finish him! I'D submit, if they'd let me!
[C-Murder runs into the ropes.
C-Murder hits Axel Mate with an elbow.
Sean McKenzie goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Axel Mate
counters it with a duck-down move.
Axel Mate nails C-Murder with a piledriver.
Axel Mate goes for a moonsault, but C-Murder counters it with a roll away.
The crowd erupts.]
Chip: He missed a moonsault! Axel Mate missed a moonsault!
Fool: 45 minutes into the War Games, and he goes for a moonsault!
What the hell was he thinking?
[C-Murder gives the sign for the 187.
C-Murder nails Axel Mate with a superkick.
The Shocker executes a reverse flying elbowdrop.
The crowd is giving The Shocker a standing ovation.
The Shocker places Axel Mate on the turnbuckle.
The Shocker hits a double underhook superplex on Axel Mate.
The crowd is giving The Shocker a standing ovation.
HardRock comes over, but gets cut off.
C-Murder uses a DDT on Axel Mate.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
Chip: And the Thugz are working over Axel Mate!
Fool: Can't the refs stop the match?
Chip: Absolutely not.
[The Shocker executes a double underhook backbreaker on Axel Mate.
The Shocker takes Axel Mate down with a lariat.
C-Murder goes for a dragon suplex, but Axel Mate counters it with
a backward kick.
C-Murder hits him with a low blow.
The crowd is behind C-Murder all the way.
C-Murder goes for a choke slam, but Axel Mate counters it with an elbowsmash.
Axel Mate uses a Russian legsweep on C-Murder.
The crowd is giving Axel Mate a standing ovation.
C-Murder begs off.
Axel Mate is bleeding profusely.]
Chip: Axel "The Hammer" Mate will not stay down!
Fool: Are you tellin' me to grab a sleeping bag?
[Axel Mate hits a Russian legsweep on C-Murder.
Sean McKenzie is bleeding profusely.
Axel Mate and HardRock hit C-Murder with a double clothesline.
Axel Mate and HardRock whip C-Murder into the ropes.
They hit C-Murder with a double kick to the midsection.
Axel Mate puts C-Murder in a figure-four leglock.]
Chip: Figure-Four! And Axel is using the ropes for leverage!
Fool: No good. Here comes Shocker.
[The Shocker makes the save after 5 seconds.
Axel Mate hits a jack-knife power bomb on C-Murder.
The crowd erupts.
Tom Pho and Axel Mate whip Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
They hit Sean McKenzie with a double fist to the midsection.
Tom Pho and Axel Mate hit Sean McKenzie with a double splash.
Axel Mate hits a dropkick on Sean McKenzie.
Tom Pho uses a tiger suplex on Sean McKenzie.
The crowd erupts.
Axel Mate hits Sean McKenzie with a dropkick.]
Chip: And the Kliq is moving in on the exhausted Sean McKenzie!
Fool: It's the sleeper hold!
[Tom Pho catches Sean McKenzie in a sleeperhold.
Sean McKenzie is struggling to reach the ropes.]
Chip: Matt Compton has entered the ring to check the arm of Sean McKenzie.
[Sean McKenzie is writhing in pain.]
Fool: His arm dropped!
[Sean McKenzie submits after 16 seconds.]
Chip: It's over! The Triple Threat Kliq moves on to the finals of the
War Games!
[The crowd is on its feet cheering for Tom Pho.]
Fool: The little Chinese guy won the match!
Chip: He's from Thailand.
Fool: I didn't stamp his green card. Why do I care?
RA: Here are your winners, in 47:32, The Triple Threat Kliq and Vigilante!
Chip: Well, Sean McKenzie was forced to tap out by Tom Pho!
Fool: That guy will be easy pickings in the title match. So will Tears, come
to think of it.
["Song #2" by Blur plays as Team Sound & Fury makes their way to the ring.]
Chip: We're a little pressed on satellite time.
Fool: You don't say.
Chip: So here come Danny Bens, Boom-Boom, "Airborne" Jay Foley and Piper Jones.
They're upset about comments you made about their team.
Fool: Two big guys. Two little guys. Not exactly the right combination for
this sort of thing.
["Electric Chair" by Prince plays as Equalizer, Mr. Shhh, and The Living Dead
come out.]
Chip: Trinity is not an overwhelmingly large team either.
Fool: True. But they don't have anyone as small as Foley.
Chip: Well, what would you do if you were in S & F's situation?
Fool: I'd send the little guys out first, because they have the most stamina.
Save the big guys for later.
[Cut to a shot of Mark Matarese with Equalizer and Danny Bens.]
MM: Danny, call it while it is in the air.
[Mark Matarese flips the coin.]
DB: Tails!
MM: The call is tails, and it is tails. Danny, do you wish to go
first or second?
DB: First
MM: And Equalizer, which entrance do you want?
E: That one again.
Chip: Looks like they're following your advice. Jay Foley will start against
Mr. Shhh and Sound & Fury's team will have the added advantage of winning the
coin toss.
Fool: I'm still picking Trinity.
Chip: Here we go!
[The bell rings.
Mr. Shhh and Jay Foley start off.
They lock up.
Mr. Shhh hits a crotch slam on Jay Foley.
Mr. Shhh goes for a figure-four sleeper, but Jay Foley blocks it.
Jay Foley punches Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh punches Jay Foley.
A small "Mr. Shhh" chant is being started.
Mr. Shhh chops Jay Foley.
Mr. Shhh grinds Jay Foley's face across the cage.]
Chip: And Mr. Shhh immediately takes charge!
Fool: Why is Shhh starting the War Games? He's still got an American Title
match to go?
[Mr. Shhh whips Jay Foley into the ropes.
Jay Foley hits Mr. Shhh with a clothesline.
Mr. Shhh bumps into the cage.
Mr. Shhh is out cold.
The crowd is giving Jay Foley a standing ovation.
Jay Foley struts across the ring.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jay Foley.
Jay Foley whips Mr. Shhh into the cage.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Jay Foley grinds Mr. Shhh's face across the cage.]
Chip: And Mr. Shhh is in serious trouble after hitting the cage.
Fool: NOOOOOO!!!!!
[Mr. Shhh is busted wide open.
Jay Foley goes for a springboard lariat, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
a dropkick.
Mr. Shhh catches Jay Foley in a chinlock deathlock submission.
Jay Foley reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Mr. Shhh executes a fist to the midsection on Jay Foley.
Mr. Shhh hits Jay Foley with a dragon suplex.
The crowd is really behind Mr. Shhh.
Jay Foley whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes, but Mr. Shhh reverses it.
Mr. Shhh goes for a sleeperhold, but Jay Foley blocks it.
Jay Foley rakes Mr. Shhh's face across the cage.]
Chip: Mr. Shhh is already busted open. And that is bad news for The Trinity.
Fool: Damn. Looks like The Mangler will be in next. Master of Pain knows his
stuff.
[Mr. Shhh gouges his eyes.
The crowd is behind Mr. Shhh all the way.
Mr. Shhh takes Jay Foley down with a belly-to-back suplex.
The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.]
Chip: Here comes Danny Bens!
[Danny Bens enters the cage.
He goes after Mr. Shhh.
Danny Bens rakes Mr. Shhh's face across the cage.
Danny Bens nails Mr. Shhh with a dropkick.
Jay Foley takes Mr. Shhh down with a clothesline.
Danny Bens goes for a flying dropkick, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
a duck-down move.
Mr. Shhh executes a backbreaker on Danny Bens.
Jay Foley sneaks up on Mr. Shhh.
Jay Foley gets a clawhold on Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.]
Chip: How about that? Jay Foley with the claw?
Fool: Tell Baron von Foley that it won't do him any good until all eight men
are in.
[Jay Foley hits Mr. Shhh with a punch.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Mr. Shhh is bleeding like hell.
Jay Foley catches Mr. Shhh in a double chickenwing submission.
Mr. Shhh is struggling to reach the ropes.
Mr. Shhh reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Jay Foley uses a chop on Mr. Shhh.
Jay Foley takes Mr. Shhh down with a spin kick.
Jay Foley hits Mr. Shhh with a monkey flip.
Jay Foley runs into the ropes.]
Chip: The American champion is in for another long match, the way this has
started.
Fool: Crap! I don't want Donovan as the new champ!
[Jay Foley goes for a monkey flip, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh gives the sign for the Peacemaker.
Mr. Shhh executes the Peacemaker on Jay Foley.
The crowd is behind Mr. Shhh all the way.
Danny Bens sneaks up on Mr. Shhh.
Jay Foley takes Mr. Shhh down with a clothesline.
Jay Foley whips Mr. Shhh into the turnbuckle.
Jay Foley runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Mr. Shhh lifts his knee.
The crowd is giving Mr. Shhh a standing ovation.
Mr. Shhh hits a punch on Jay Foley.]
Fool: Ahhhh! The Peacemaker! You love it, Collins!
Chip: I would love to see an exciting young team like Sound & Fury advance
to the finals.
Fool: Never!
[Mr. Shhh grinds Jay Foley's face across the cage.
Mr. Shhh goes for a spinebuster slam, but Jay Foley counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is giving Jay Foley a standing ovation.
Jay Foley and Danny Bens whip Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Mr. Shhh with a double elbowsmash, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
Mr. Shhh hits them with a double clothesline.
Mr. Shhh executes a dropkick to the knee on Jay Foley.
The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.]
Chip: It's Rigor of the Living Dead!
Fool: This ought to be good...
[Rigor enters the cage.
He goes after Jay Foley.
Mr. Shhh whips Danny Bens into the cage, but Danny Bens reverses it.
Danny Bens is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Danny Bens grinds Mr. Shhh's face across the cage.
Danny Bens nails Mr. Shhh with a cartwheel kick.
Danny Bens nails Mr. Shhh with a savate kick.
Mr. Shhh is bleeding like hell.
Jay Foley executes a dropkick on Mr. Shhh.
Danny Bens goes for a tiger suplex, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.]
Chip: Mr. Shhh is still taking a lot of punishment from The Mangler.
Fool: He's on top of things. Quit your worrying.
[Mr. Shhh whips Danny Bens into the ropes, but Danny Bens reverses it.
Danny Bens hits Mr. Shhh with a backdrop.
Mr. Shhh is bleeding like hell.
Danny Bens and Jay Foley whip Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
They hit Mr. Shhh with a double elbowsmash.
Danny Bens goes for a diving elbow smash, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
a duck-down move.
Mr. Shhh scrapes Danny Bens' face across the cage.
Mr. Shhh and Rigor whip Danny Bens into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh and Rigor hit Danny Bens with a double fist to the midsection.
Jay Foley comes over and lays out Rigor.]
Chip: And the crowd is impressed with "Airborne" Jay Foley!
Fool: Wasn't he on that TV show with Ernest Borgnine?
Chip: No. That was "Airwolf".
[The crowd is giving Jay Foley a standing ovation.
Jay Foley uses a spinning mule kick on Mr. Shhh.
The crowd erupts.
Danny Bens goes for a dragon suplex, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Jay Foley comes over and lays out Rigor.
Jay Foley uses a clothesline on Mr. Shhh.
Danny Bens nails Mr. Shhh with a flying bulldog.
There are lots of chants for Danny Bens.
Danny Bens uses a kneelift on Mr. Shhh.
Rigor comes over, but gets cut off.]
Chip: Bens and Foley certainly aren't backing down from Trinity.
Fool: All I want is a Face Plant here and a Face Plant there.
[Danny Bens and Jay Foley hit Mr. Shhh with a double cartwheel kick.
Danny Bens runs into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh misses with a kick.
Danny Bens executes a spin kick on Mr. Shhh.
The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.]
Chip: It's Piper Jones!
Fool: They Live!
[Piper Jones enters the cage.
He goes after Mr. Shhh.
Danny Bens takes Rigor down with a handspring bodyblock.
Danny Bens scrapes Rigor's face across the cage.
Danny Bens uses a jumping side kick on Rigor.
Danny Bens uses a flying clothesline on Rigor.
The crowd is really behind Danny Bens.
Danny Bens and Piper Jones whip Rigor into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Rigor with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters
it with a double clothesline.
The crowd is going crazy.
Rigor goes for a dropkick, but Danny Bens counters it with a side step.]
Chip: I don't think Trinity expected this much competition from the
Highlanders!
Fool: Mortis will be in any second for his midnight snack.
[Danny Bens has the crowd going wild.
Mr. Shhh comes over, but gets cut off.
Piper Jones executes a backbreaker on Rigor.
Piper Jones has the crowd going wild.
Danny Bens executes a flying dropkick on Rigor.
The crowd is going crazy.
Danny Bens and Piper Jones whip Rigor into the ropes.
They hit Rigor with a double fist to the midsection.
Mr. Shhh gets back up, but gets cut off.
Danny Bens and Piper Jones whip Rigor into the ropes.]
Chip: What teamwork we're seeing between the tag team champs and the
Highlanders!
Fool: Booooo!!! Booooo!!!!
[They hit Rigor with a double backdrop.
Mr. Shhh gets back up and lays out Piper Jones.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Rigor hits Danny Bens with a dropkick to the knee.
Mr. Shhh goes for a kneebreaker, but Danny Bens blocks it.
Danny Bens hits Mr. Shhh with a flying clothesline.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Danny Bens.
Piper Jones goes for a crotch slam, but Mr. Shhh counters it with a punch.
Mr. Shhh whips Piper Jones into the cage.
Mr. Shhh whips Piper Jones into the ropes.]
Chip: And Mr. Shhh is back on the offensive against Jones!
Fool: Where the hell is Mortis? Isn't it 2 minutes yet?
[Piper Jones misses with a kick.
Piper Jones goes for a clothesline, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
a duck-down move.
Rigor uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Piper Jones.
Mr. Shhh takes Piper Jones down with a flying elbowdrop.
Danny Bens comes over, but gets cut off.
Mr. Shhh and Rigor whip Piper Jones into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh and Rigor hit Piper Jones with a double dropkick to the knee.
Mr. Shhh and Rigor hit Piper Jones with a double fist to the midsection.
Danny Bens gets back up and lays out Rigor.
Piper Jones and Danny Bens hit Mr. Shhh with a double fist to the midsection.
Piper Jones whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh locks Piper Jones in a sleeperhold.]
Chip: A sleeper by the American champion.
Fool: Look out!
[Danny Bens makes the save after 5 seconds.
The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.]
Chip: Here comes Mortis of the Living Dead.
Fool: Yay!
[Mortis enters the cage.
He goes after Piper Jones.
Mortis runs into the ropes.
Mortis locks Piper Jones in a chokehold.
Danny Bens makes the save after 5 seconds.
Mortis and Mr. Shhh hit Piper Jones with a double dropkick to the knee.
Danny Bens comes over and lays out Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is giving Danny Bens a standing ovation.
Danny Bens takes Mortis down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Piper Jones goes for a frog splash, but Mortis counters it with a
knee pull-up.]
Chip: Quick thinking by Mortis!
Fool: Ach! Me gut is burnin', laddie!
[Mortis hits Piper Jones with a bulldog headlock.
Mortis and Rigor hit Piper Jones with a double dropkick to the knee.
Mortis hits Piper Jones with a rana.
Mr. Shhh is bleeding profusely.
Jay Foley comes over and lays out Rigor.
Piper Jones goes for a backbreaker, but Mortis counters it with a facerake.
Mortis and Rigor hit Piper Jones with a double DDT.
Mortis hits Piper Jones with a choke slam.
Rigor lifts Piper Jones up.
Mortis nails Piper Jones with the Autopsy.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
Chip: It's the Autopsy!
[The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.]
Fool: Oh, no! Not him!
Chip: Boom-Boom Obuhowich is on his way in!
[Boom-Boom Obuhowich enters the cage.
He goes after Rigor.
Piper Jones comes over and lays out Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Piper Jones hit Rigor with a double low blow.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich nails Rigor with a spinebuster slam.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich lifts Rigor up.
Danny Bens nails Rigor with the Shake 'N Bake.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich nails Rigor with a backbreaker.
The chants for Boom-Boom Obuhowich are deafening.]
Chip: Shake 'n Bake on Rigor!
Fool: No! You can't hurt the Dead! Everyone knows that!
[Danny Bens takes Rigor down with a reverse flying elbowdrop.
The crowd is giving Danny Bens a standing ovation.
Danny Bens and Boom-Boom Obuhowich whip Rigor into the ropes.
They hit Rigor with a double backdrop.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a backbreaker on Rigor.
Danny Bens goes for a flying dropkick, but Rigor counters it with
a duck-down move.
Rigor hits a Tombstone on Danny Bens.
Mr. Shhh and Rigor whip Danny Bens into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh and Rigor hit Danny Bens with a double bodyslam.
Mr. Shhh and Rigor whip Danny Bens into the ropes.]
Chip: And Mr. Shhh and The Dead look like they're going to hang on until
Equalizer comes in.
Fool: I want another Face Plant! Equal will know what to do!
[Mr. Shhh and Rigor hit Danny Bens with a double bodyslam.
Mr. Shhh executes a dropkick to the knee on Danny Bens.
Mortis goes for a choke slam, but Piper Jones counters it with an elbowsmash.
Piper Jones goes for a clothesline, but Mortis counters it with a crucifix.
Mortis hits Danny Bens with a kick to the midsection.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich comes over and lays out Rigor.
Danny Bens and Boom-Boom Obuhowich whip Mortis into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Mortis with a double fist to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
Mortis and Rigor whip Danny Bens into the ropes.
They hit Danny Bens with a double kick to the midsection.]
Fool: By the way, I'd like to say "Happy Valentine's Day" to my wife, Laura.
Chip: That's nice, Tim.
[Mortis runs into the ropes.
Danny Bens hits Mortis with a kick.
Danny Bens takes Mortis down with a savate kick.
The crowd erupts.
Danny Bens executes a jumping side kick on Mortis.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
Fool: Honey, I love you. Without you, I'd be just another lonely, desperate,
goofy-looking wrestling announcer. Like Chip.
Chip: Huh?
[The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.]
Chip: It's Equalizer!
Fool: And he's still pissed from Thursday night!
[Equalizer enters the cage.
He goes after Danny Bens.
Rigor goes for a piledriver, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with a
backdrop.
Danny Bens and Boom-Boom Obuhowich hit Rigor with a double flying axhandle.
Danny Bens and Boom-Boom Obuhowich whip Rigor into the ropes.
They hit Rigor with a double elbowsmash.
Danny Bens whips Rigor into the ropes.
Rigor misses with a clothesline.
Rigor misses with a clothesline.
Danny Bens misses with a kick.
Rigor executes spinning headscissors on Danny Bens.]
Chip: And we have once again entered "The Match Beyond".
Fool: Don't worry. We'll be exiting "The match Beyond" soon.
[The crowd is giving Rigor a standing ovation.
Equalizer and Mortis hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double power bomb.
Equalizer and Mortis whip Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
They hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double elbowsmash.
Equalizer executes a flying clothesline on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
The crowd is behind Equalizer all the way.
Danny Bens comes over and lays out Equalizer.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens whip Mortis into the ropes.
They hit Mortis with a double fist to the midsection.]
Chip: Equalizer continues to have his problems as the World Tag Team Champs
gang up on Mortis.
[Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a low blow on Mortis.
Danny Bens hits Equalizer with a handspring bodyblock.
Danny Bens struts across the ring.
The crowd erupts.
Jay Foley and Boom-Boom Obuhowich whip Rigor into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Rigor with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a
duck-down move.
Rigor hits them with a double clothesline.
Rigor goes for a choke slam, but Jay Foley blocks it.
Rigor punches him in the throat.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Rigor.]
Chip: And that shot to the throat has stunned Foley.
Fool: What did Foley expect? Rigor kicked his ass on Tuesday, and now he
gets to do it again.
[Rigor whips Jay Foley into the cage.
Mr. Shhh is bleeding like a faucet.
Rigor whips Jay Foley into the cage.
Rigor hits a low blow on Jay Foley.
Rigor and Mortis whip Jay Foley into the ropes.
They hit Jay Foley with a double backdrop.
Rigor hits a bodyslam on Jay Foley.
Rigor grinds Jay Foley's face across the cage.
Rigor gives the sign for the Rigor Vigor.
Rigor lifts Jay Foley up.]
Chip: They're going for the Autopsy!
Fool: Too sweet.
[Mortis nails Jay Foley with the Autopsy.
The crowd is giving Mortis a standing ovation.
Rigor goes for a kick to the midsection, but Jay Foley blocks it.
Jay Foley chops Rigor.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jay Foley.
Jay Foley chops Rigor.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jay Foley.
Rigor hits Jay Foley.
Rigor kicks Jay Foley.
Rigor kicks Jay Foley.]
Chip: But Jay Foley will not stay down!
Fool: Just hit that atomic noogie thing on him. Foley'll quit.
Chip: You mean the Rigor Vigor.
Fool: Of course.
[The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Rigor whips Jay Foley into the ropes, but Jay Foley reverses it.
Jay Foley goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Rigor counters it with
a side step.
The crowd is giving Rigor a standing ovation.
Rigor runs into the ropes.
Rigor misses with an elbow.
Jay Foley hits Rigor with a flying clothesline.
The crowd is giving Jay Foley a standing ovation.
Jay Foley nails Rigor with a jumping neck snap.
Piper Jones executes a frog splash.]
Chip: The Highlanders with a beautiful double team on Rigor!
Fool: This can't be happening.
[The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Piper Jones whips Rigor into the ropes.
Piper Jones hits Rigor with a Gorilla Press.
Mortis comes over and lays out Jay Foley.
The crowd is giving Mortis a standing ovation.
Rigor and Mortis hit Piper Jones with a double Russian legsweep.
Piper Jones whips Rigor into the ropes, but Rigor reverses it.
Piper Jones misses with a clothesline.
Rigor hits Piper Jones with a backdrop.
Piper Jones bumps into the cage.
The crowd erupts.]
Chip: We're 15 minutes into this match as Piper collides with Rigor.
Fool: Rigor's the fresh man. Well, as fresh as he gets, anyway.
[Rigor whips Piper Jones into the turnbuckle.
Rigor takes Piper Jones down with a fist to the midsection.
Rigor hits a thrust kick to the head on Piper Jones.
The crowd is giving Rigor a standing ovation.
Rigor takes Piper Jones down with a low blow.
Rigor rakes Piper Jones' face across the cage.
Rigor takes Piper Jones down with a fist to the midsection.
Rigor hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Piper Jones.
Rigor rakes Piper Jones' face across the cage.
Jay Foley comes over and lays out Mortis.
Piper Jones runs into the ropes.]
Chip: And the Dead appear to feel no pain as they take on these Highlanders.
Fool: It's their job not to feel pain. They can't submit. They're dead!
[Rigor misses with a shoulderblock.
Piper Jones goes for a faceslam, but Rigor blocks it.
Jay Foley comes over and lays out Mortis.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jay Foley.
Jay Foley executes a clothesline on Rigor.
Piper Jones executes a frog splash on Rigor.
The crowd is giving Piper Jones a standing ovation.
Piper Jones uses a football tackle on Rigor.
Piper Jones whips Rigor into the ropes.
Piper Jones locks Rigor in a bearhug.]
Chip: Bearhug by Piper! And Rigor has no place to go!
Fool: Where's Mortis?
[Rigor tries to escape the hold.
Mortis makes the save after 9 seconds.
Piper Jones goes for a punch, but Rigor blocks it.
Rigor whips Piper Jones into the cage.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Rigor.
Rigor hits Piper Jones with a dropkick.
Jay Foley comes over and lays out Mortis.
Jay Foley goes for a DDT, but Rigor counters it with a low blow.
Rigor and Mortis whip Piper Jones into the ropes.
They hit Piper Jones with a double fist to the midsection.]
Chip: The Dead shows the double-teaming action that made them the Tag Team
champions.
Fool: Absolutely. These Highlanders haven't accomplished anything like that.
Chip: They might.
[Rigor nails Piper Jones with a piledriver.
Piper Jones hits Rigor with a tiger suplex.
Jay Foley goes for a clothesline, but Rigor counters it with a duck-down move.
Rigor gets an abdominal stretch on Piper Jones.
Piper Jones tries to escape the hold.
Jay Foley makes the save after 7 seconds.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich puts Equalizer in a chokehold.
Rigor makes the save after 5 seconds.]
Chip: Fortunately for Equalizer, Rigor sees his predicament and saves him.
Fool: Now they're ganging up on Bamm-Bamm.
[Equalizer and Rigor hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double Russian legsweep.
Equalizer goes for a bridging back suplex, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Equalizer into the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Equalizer with a backdrop.
Jay Foley whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh misses with a clothesline.
Jay Foley misses with a kick.
Mr. Shhh hits Jay Foley with a kick.
Mr. Shhh executes the Peacemaker on Jay Foley.
The crowd is giving Mr. Shhh a standing ovation.]
Chip: "Airborne" Jay Foley is out cold from the Peacemaker.
Fool: He looks peaceful. Now hook the STF!
[Mr. Shhh whips Jay Foley into the ropes.
Jay Foley hits Mr. Shhh with a kick.
Danny Bens grinds Equalizer's face across the cage.
Danny Bens nails Equalizer with a DDT.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Danny Bens.
Mortis comes over and lays out Danny Bens.
Equalizer and Mortis whip Jay Foley into the ropes.
They hit Jay Foley with a double fist to the midsection.
Equalizer hits a choke slam on Jay Foley.
Mortis nails Jay Foley with a dropkick to the knee.]
Chip: Trinity has concentrated all of its efforts on the smallest member of
Team S & F, "Airborne" Jay Foley.
Fool: Foley's also been in there the longest. Trinity is too smart for these
guys.
[Mortis hits Jay Foley with a Russian legsweep.
Mortis nails Jay Foley with a DDT.
The crowd erupts.
Equalizer goes for a cartwheel kick, but Danny Bens counters it with a
side step.
Danny Bens and Piper Jones whip Equalizer into the ropes.
They hit Equalizer with a double kick to the midsection.
Danny Bens and Piper Jones whip Equalizer into the ropes.
They hit Equalizer with a double elbowsmash.
Danny Bens and Piper Jones whip Equalizer into the ropes.
They hit Equalizer with a double kick to the midsection.
Rigor comes over and lays out Piper Jones.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Rigor.
Equalizer and Rigor hit Danny Bens with a double Russian legsweep.]
Chip: We have gone 20 minutes. And this crowd is energized.
Fool: Does Trinity get a break before the finals?
Chip: Whoever wins will NOT got a break.
Fool: Conspiracy! Boooooo!!!
[Equalizer goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Danny Bens counters it with
a backdrop.
Danny Bens goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Equalizer counters it with
a punch.
Piper Jones comes over, but gets cut off.
Rigor and Equalizer whip Danny Bens into the ropes.
They hit Danny Bens with a double clothesline.
Piper Jones gets back up, but gets cut off.
Rigor and Equalizer hit Danny Bens with a double Russian legsweep.
Rigor goes for a powerslam, but Danny Bens counters it with a sunset flip.
Danny Bens hits Rigor with a DDT.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
Chip: DDT! DDT on Rigor!
Fool: No! Someone help Mr. Shhh!
[Boom-Boom Obuhowich punches Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is giving Boom-Boom Obuhowich a standing ovation.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich punches Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich gives the sign for the Choke Slam.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich lifts Mr. Shhh up.
Danny Bens nails Mr. Shhh with the Shake 'N Bake.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a ropeburn, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh scrapes Boom-Boom Obuhowich's face across the cage.]
Chip: Mr. Shhh somehow survives the Shake 'n Bake!
Fool: It's been a long night, Chip. Both teams are tired, and their execution
is sloppy.
[Mr. Shhh hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a backbreaker.
Mr. Shhh whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh executes a thrust kick to the head on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Mr. Shhh nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a jumping DDT.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh grinds Boom-Boom Obuhowich's face across the cage.
Mr. Shhh goes for the STF, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it.
Mortis comes over and lays out Danny Bens.
Mr. Shhh and Mortis whip Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh and Mortis hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double faceslam.]
Chip: Mr. Shhh and Mortis trying to wear down Boom-Boom.
Fool: It's a waste of time! Go after the little Scotch boy!
[Mr. Shhh hits a spinebuster slam on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Mr. Shhh takes Boom-Boom Obuhowich down with a faceslam.
Mr. Shhh hits a flying elbowdrop on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Mr. Shhh locks Boom-Boom Obuhowich in a bow-and-arrow submission.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich is valiantly trying to break the hold.]
Chip: Bow and Arrow! There's no getting out of that!
Fool: Keep the others away! Don't let them make the save!
[Danny Bens makes the save after 15 seconds.
Mr. Shhh whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a Gorilla Press, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
a small package.
Mr. Shhh executes the Peacemaker on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Mr. Shhh gouges his eyes.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh takes Boom-Boom Obuhowich down with a spinebuster slam.
The crowd erupts.
Mr. Shhh uses a knee to the back on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Mr. Shhh rakes Boom-Boom Obuhowich's face across the cage.]
Chip: What a number Mr. Shhh is doing on Boom-Boom!
Fool: Is that red I see? YES!
[Boom-Boom Obuhowich is busted wide open.
Mr. Shhh locks Boom-Boom Obuhowich in an armlock hammerlock submission.]
Fool: He's got the arm! It's over!
Chip: But Boom-Boom is powering out!
[Boom-Boom Obuhowich breaks the hold after 11 seconds.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich puts Mr. Shhh in a double chickenwing submission.
Rigor makes the save after 7 seconds.]
Chip: And that time it's Rigor with the save for Trinity!
Fool: Damn! They need to end this soon, because the TTK has the opportunity
to rest!
[Mr. Shhh nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a knee to the back.
Mr. Shhh goes for a faceslam, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a side suplex on Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh runs into the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Mr. Shhh with a backdrop.
Piper Jones and Danny Bens whip Rigor into the ropes.
They hit Rigor with a double backdrop.
Piper Jones and Danny Bens whip Rigor into the ropes.
They hit Rigor with a double kick to the midsection.
Piper Jones hits a facebite on Rigor.]
Fool: He's biting him!
Chip: There are no rules in War Games! You've said so yourself!
[Piper Jones uses a football tackle on Rigor.
Danny Bens nails Rigor with a tiger suplex.
The crowd is giving Danny Bens a standing ovation.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich lifts Rigor up.
Danny Bens nails Rigor with the Shake 'N Bake.
The crowd is giving Danny Bens a standing ovation.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich rakes Rigor's face across the cage.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich nails Rigor with a side suplex.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich runs into the ropes.]
Chip: The third Shake 'n Bake of the match! The tag champs are going after
the largest member of Team Trinity!
Fool: Someone stop them! Where's Equalizer?
[Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Rigor with a side suplex.
Piper Jones hits Equalizer with a headbutt.
Piper Jones goes for the Highland Fling, but Equalizer counters it with
a low blow.
Mortis uses a thrust kick to the head on Piper Jones.
Equalizer hits a bridging back suplex on Piper Jones.
Equalizer and Mortis whip Piper Jones into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Piper Jones with a double fist to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
The crowd erupts.
Piper Jones executes a diving shoulderblock on Equalizer.
Piper Jones hits Equalizer with a clothesline.]
Chip: Equalizer ends up paying the Piper!
Fool: That was bad. Even for you, Chip.
[Mortis comes over and lays out Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Equalizer and Mortis hit Piper Jones with a double power bomb.
Equalizer whips Piper Jones into the ropes, but Piper Jones reverses it.
Equalizer misses with a clothesline.
Piper Jones hits Equalizer with an elbow.
Piper Jones rakes Equalizer's face across the cage.
Equalizer is busted wide open.
Piper Jones goes for a spinebuster slam, but Equalizer counters it with
a kneelift.
Equalizer takes Piper Jones down with a back suplex.]
Chip: Equalizer has been busted open. But he's fighting back.
Fool: He's gonna taste the steel!
[Equalizer rakes Piper Jones' face across the cage.
Piper Jones is busted wide open.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich is bleeding profusely.
Equalizer and Mortis whip Piper Jones into the ropes.
They hit Piper Jones with a double kick to the midsection.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich comes over, but gets cut off.
Equalizer and Mortis whip Piper Jones into the ropes.
They hit Piper Jones with a double backdrop.
Equalizer and Mortis whip Piper Jones into the ropes.]
Fool: There's blood all over the ring now! Hoo-wah!
Chip: Equalizer and Mortis send Jones in for the ride and...OH MY!
[Equalizer and Mortis hit Piper Jones with a double flying clothesline.
Equalizer hits Piper Jones with a cartwheel kick.
Piper Jones bites his opponents face.
Jay Foley nails Equalizer with a jumping neck snap.
Piper Jones executes a frog splash.
Piper Jones whips Equalizer into the cage.
The crowd is giving Piper Jones a standing ovation.
Mortis comes over and lays out Jay Foley.
Equalizer whips Piper Jones into the cage.
Equalizer is bleeding like hell.]
Chip: Equalizer has lost some blood. But he's still in it as we approach
the 30 minute mark.
Fool: Look! He's got Piper!
[Equalizer gives the sign for the Face Plant.
Equalizer executes the Face Plant on Piper Jones.
Piper Jones runs into the ropes.
Piper Jones hits Equalizer with an elbow.
Jay Foley rakes Mortis' face across the cage.
Jay Foley whips Mortis into the ropes.
Jay Foley hits Mortis with a kick.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich chops Mr. Shhh.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
Chip: Piper Jones takes a Face Plant! But he won't stay down!
Fool: And Boom-Boom is tossing Shhh around like a rag doll!
[Boom-Boom Obuhowich rakes Mr. Shhh's face across the cage.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a neck snap, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh grinds Boom-Boom Obuhowich's face across the cage.
Mr. Shhh and Equalizer whip Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh and Equalizer hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double clothesline.
Mr. Shhh and Equalizer whip Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
They hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double fist to the midsection.
Equalizer goes for a dropkick, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with
a side step.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a backbreaker, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
a facerake.
Mr. Shhh goes for a spinebuster slam, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with
a kneelift.]
Chip: Mr. Shhh is standing toe to toe with the massive Boom-Boom!
Fool: This goofball won't be able to beat Shhh. It's....NO!!!
[Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Mr. Shhh with a spinebuster slam.
The crowd is giving Boom-Boom Obuhowich a standing ovation.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich is bleeding profusely.
Equalizer comes over and lays out Danny Bens.
Mr. Shhh and Equalizer whip Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
They hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double backdrop.
Mr. Shhh takes Boom-Boom Obuhowich down with a low blow.
Mr. Shhh takes Boom-Boom Obuhowich down with a Tombstone.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Shhh.
Rigor runs into the ropes.]
Chip: Boom-Boom is down as Trinity tries to go back to work on Jay Foley.
Fool: Come on, Rigor!
[Jay Foley misses with a clothesline.
Jay Foley takes Rigor down with a flying clothesline.
The crowd is giving Jay Foley a standing ovation.
Jay Foley uses neck-scissors on Rigor.
Jay Foley takes Rigor down with neck-scissors.
Jay Foley and Boom-Boom Obuhowich whip Rigor into the ropes.
They hit Rigor with a double kick to the midsection.
Jay Foley hits Rigor with a cartwheel kick.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Rigor into the ropes, but Rigor reverses it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich misses with a clothesline.]
Fool: S & F has some teamwork, but they're no Trinity.
Chip: Rigor with the duck-under and he caught him!
[Boom-Boom Obuhowich gets a bearhug on Rigor.
Mr. Shhh makes the save after 5 seconds.]
Rigor goes for a flying forearm, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with
a duck-down move.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Mr. Shhh into the cage, but Mr. Shhh reverses it.
The crowd erupts.]
Chip: We're 30 minutes into the War Games! And the match is still back and
forth!
Fool: Rigor's coming over to help Shhh!
[Rigor goes for a dropkick, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with a side
step.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich uses an atomic drop on Mr. Shhh.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich grinds Mr. Shhh's face across the cage.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a ropeburn, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh executes a fist to the midsection on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Rigor and Mr. Shhh whip Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double kick to the midsection,
but he counters it with a double clothesline.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a standing wristlock, but Rigor blocks it.
Rigor and Mr. Shhh hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double low blow.
Mr. Shhh uses a thrust kick to the head on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
The crowd is giving Mr. Shhh a standing ovation.]
Chip: Mr. Shhh and Rigor continue to double team Boom-Boom!
Fool: I'm worried about Shhh. I know that Hot Dog is just waiting for him.
Wait! Rigor has him!
[Rigor puts Boom-Boom Obuhowich in a double chickenwing submission.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich breaks the hold after 8 seconds.]
Chip: I don't know how Boom-Boom escaped that chickenwing!
Fool: Arms like tree trunks. They help.
[Rigor uses spinning headscissors on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Mr. Shhh whips Piper Jones into the turnbuckle.
Piper Jones comes back and rocks Mr. Shhh with a clothesline.
Jay Foley nails Mr. Shhh with a jumping neck snap.
Piper Jones executes a frog splash.
The crowd is giving Piper Jones a standing ovation.
Piper Jones and Jay Foley whip Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
They hit Mr. Shhh with a double clothesline.
Piper Jones hits Mr. Shhh with a football tackle.
Piper Jones uses a backbreaker on Mr. Shhh.
Piper Jones grinds Mr. Shhh's face across the cage.]
Chip: And the Highlanders have turned the tables on the American champion!
Fool: Damn foreigners.
[Jay Foley uses a DDT on Mr. Shhh.
The crowd erupts.
Piper Jones hits Mr. Shhh with a frog splash.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Piper Jones.
Piper Jones nails Mr. Shhh with an elbowdrop.
Jay Foley uses a cartwheel kick on Mr. Shhh.
Piper Jones whips Rigor into the ropes, but Rigor reverses it.
Rigor hits Piper Jones with a shoulderblock.
Rigor lifts Piper Jones up.
Mortis nails Piper Jones with the Autopsy.]
Chip: Oh! The Living Dead save their partner! And just in time!
Fool: Autopsy on Piper, and he ain't lookin' so hot.
[Jay Foley comes over and lays out Mortis.
Piper Jones and Jay Foley whip Rigor into the ropes.
They hit Rigor with a double fist to the midsection.
Piper Jones hits a Tombstone on Rigor.
Jay Foley nails Rigor with a fistdrop.
Jay Foley takes Rigor down with a fistdrop.
Jay Foley struts across the ring.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Mortis comes over, but gets cut off.
Jay Foley takes Rigor down with a clothesline.]
Chip: But the Highlanders keep going. They have to be the biggest surprise of
War Games thus far.
Fool: Yeah, whatever. They can't beat the Dead. Can they?
[Piper Jones hits a diving shoulderblock on Rigor.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Piper Jones.
Mortis gets back up and lays out Jay Foley.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Rigor nails Piper Jones with a short clothesline.
Mortis nails Piper Jones with a superkick.
Rigor catches Piper Jones in a full nelson.]
Chip: Full Nelson! And Piper is trapped!
Fool: They can't beat the Dead!
[Piper Jones is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Jay Foley makes the save after 6 seconds.]
Chip: What a save by Foley! Reversal by Piper Jones!
[Rigor goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Piper Jones counters it with a backdrop.
Rigor nails Piper Jones with spinning headscissors.
Mortis uses a superkick on Piper Jones.
Rigor catches Piper Jones in a double chickenwing submission.]
Fool: Double chickenwing!
Chip: Here comes Foley again!
[Jay Foley makes the save after 5 seconds.
Mortis nails Piper Jones with a superkick.
Rigor locks Piper Jones in a double chickenwing submission.
Jay Foley makes the save after 5 seconds.]
Chip: And the Living Dead are hammering Jay Foley of the Highlanders. What a
match!
Fool: They're going for another power move. Pay attention, Chipper!
[Rigor goes for a spinebuster slam, but Piper Jones counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Piper Jones.
Piper Jones poses for the crowd.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Piper Jones.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich is bleeding profusely.
Piper Jones goes for a Gorilla Press, but Rigor blocks it.
Rigor rakes Piper Jones' face across the cage.
Rigor executes a Russian legsweep on Piper Jones.
Rigor catches Piper Jones in a sleeperhold.]
Chip: Sleeper! Sleeper!
Fool: And Mortis has Foley tied up in the ropes!
[Piper Jones is struggling to reach the ropes.
Piper Jones tries to escape the hold.]
Chip: Joe Warner has raced into the cage and is checking Piper Jones.
[Piper Jones tries to fight the pain.
Piper Jones is inching his way towards the ropes.]
Fool: Come on, Rigor! Pull him back!
Chip: He's almost to the ropes.
[Piper Jones tries to escape the hold.
Piper Jones summons one last burst of energy.]
Chip: He can't do it! It's over!
[Piper Jones submits after 26 seconds.
The crowd erupts.]
Fool: Trinity wins! Trinity wins! Rigor put Piper's lights out!
RA: Here are your winners, in 35:17, TRINITY!
["Electric Chair" by Prince plays as the exhausted teams leave the cage.]
Chip: And now it's time for the finals!
Fool: No! It's not fair! Trinity could get a chance to rest!
Chip: There's no way, Fool. We're already behind schedule.
[The music switches over to "La Grange" by ZZ Top, as the Triple Threat
Kliq and Vigilante make their way to the ring.]
Fool: Both these teams have to be worn out right now! Can't we have the
finals tomorrow night?
Chip: Absolutely not.
Fool: That sucks.
Chip: Mark Matarese is tossing the coin.
[Cut to a shot of Mark Matarese with Equalizer and HardRock.]
MM: Equalizer, call it while it is in the air.
[Mark Matarese flips the coin.]
E: Tails!
MM: The call is tails, and it is heads. HardRock, do you wish to go
first or second?
DB: First
MM: And Equalizer, which entrance do you want?
E: Frenck rigged the coin toss didn't he? Well I guess will take that
entrance again.
Chip: And the Triple Threat Kliq has the advantage!
Fool: No, no, no! This is all wrong!
Chip: "Tiger" Tom Pho will kick things off against Mortis.
And here we go with the finals of War Games!
[The bell rings.
Tom Pho and Mortis start off.
They lock up.
Mortis catches Tom Pho in a chokehold.
Tom Pho reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Mortis uses a punch on Tom Pho.
Mortis scrapes Tom Pho's face across the cage.
Mortis hits Tom Pho with a faceslam.
Mortis is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Mortis goes for the Mortis Tortise, but Tom Pho counters it with a rollover.]
Chip: Mortis has come out to do damage to Tom Pho!
Fool: Come on, Mortis! Please! Beat the sissy boys.
[The crowd is cheering on Tom Pho.
Tom Pho rakes Mortis' face across the cage.
Tom Pho goes for a Frankensteiner, but Mortis counters it with a tiger driver.
Mortis uses a vertical suplex on Tom Pho.
Mortis runs into the ropes.
Mortis misses with a clothesline.
Tom Pho goes for a kick to the head, but Mortis counters it with
a duck-down move.
Mortis hits a handspring elbow on Tom Pho.
The crowd is going crazy.]
Fool: Both these teams are smart. Tom Pho has the most stamina in TTK, and
Mortis just can't be hurt.
Chip: I wouldn't be too sure of that.
[Mortis runs into the ropes.
Tom Pho takes Mortis down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The crowd is really behind Tom Pho.
Tom Pho gives the sign for the Tiger Claw Heart Punch.
Tom Pho executes the Tiger Claw Heart Punch on Mortis.
The crowd is going crazy.
Tom Pho goes for a Frankensteiner, but Mortis counters it with a tiger driver.
Mortis has the crowd going wild.
Mortis puts Tom Pho in a figure-four sleeper.
Tom Pho tries to escape the hold.]
Chip: Tremendous figure-four sleeper by Mortis!
Fool: Much as I like the idea of choking the little Bangladesh boy, he's too
close to the ropes.
[Tom Pho reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Mortis executes a fist to the midsection on Tom Pho.
Mortis hits Tom Pho with a springboard rana.
Mortis has the crowd going wild.
Mortis uses a superkick on Tom Pho.
Mortis poses for the crowd.
Mortis has the crowd going wild.]
Chip: Just look at all the built up emotion in this match! The Dead hate Axel
& HardRock! Equalizer and Vigilante!
Fool: Speaking of Vigilante, here he comes!
[The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.
The Vigilante enters the cage.
He goes after Mortis.
The Vigilante goes for a Gorilla Press, but Mortis blocks it.
Mortis hits The Vigilante.
The Vigilante chops Mortis.
The crowd is responding to The Vigilante.
The Vigilante punches Mortis.
The Vigilante goes for an inverted power bomb, but Mortis blocks it.
Mortis whips The Vigilante into the turnbuckle.
The Vigilante comes back and rocks Mortis with the Running Forearm Smash.]
Chip: And the advantage is with the Triple Threat Kliq!
[The Trinity members are huddled outside the cage.]
Fool: I wonder who Trinity is sending in next?
[Tom Pho whips Mortis into the cage, but Mortis reverses it.
Mortis takes Tom Pho down with a snap mare.
Mortis goes for a power bomb, but Tom Pho blocks it.
Tom Pho and The Vigilante whip Mortis into the ropes.
They hit Mortis with a double fist to the midsection.
Tom Pho gets a sleeperhold on Mortis.
Mortis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds.
Tom Pho goes for a Frankensteiner, but Mortis counters it with a power bomb.
The crowd is going crazy.
Mortis catches Tom Pho in a figure-four sleeper.]
Chip: Another figure four sleeper on Tom Pho!
Fool: What a great job Mortis is doing in there!
[Tom Pho tries to escape the hold.
Tom Pho breaks the hold after 18 seconds.]
Chip: Tom Pho escapes the hold, but he's exhausted.
Fool: Get on your feet, Collins! You're about to see the real "Hitman" of
the SWF!
[The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.
Mr. Shhh enters the cage.
He goes after Tom Pho.
Mr. Shhh executes the Peacemaker on Tom Pho.
Mr. Shhh is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Mr. Shhh nails Tom Pho with a bodyslam.
Mr. Shhh catches Tom Pho in a scorpion deathlock.
The Vigilante makes the save after 6 seconds.
Mr. Shhh gets a chinlock deathlock submission on Tom Pho.
Tom Pho is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Tom Pho breaks the hold after 8 seconds.]
Chip: Mr. Shhh went straight for Tom Pho!
Fool: Trinity has a strategy. Everything they've done so far is targeting
the Tiger.
[The Vigilante goes for a spinning power bomb, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
an enzuilariato.
Mr. Shhh grinds The Vigilante's face across the cage.
Mr. Shhh goes for an armlock leglock submission, but The Vigilante blocks it.
The Vigilante hits an inverted power bomb on Mr. Shhh.
The Vigilante is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Vigilante hits a snap suplex on Mr. Shhh.
The Vigilante runs into the ropes.
The Vigilante nails Mr. Shhh with a reverse neckbreaker.
Mortis comes over and lays out Tom Pho.
Mortis nails The Vigilante with a DDT.]
Chip: DDT on the Vigilante by Mortis.
Fool: And now Mr. Shhh is coming over to finish the job.
[The crowd is giving Mortis a standing ovation.
Mr. Shhh hits a flying elbowdrop on The Vigilante.
Mr. Shhh uses a low blow on The Vigilante.
Mr. Shhh executes a Tombstone on The Vigilante.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.]
Chip: HardRock will be the next man for the TTK. Axel Mate has the
opportunity to rest.
Fool: HardRock has gone soft. He should have let himself in last again.
[HardRock enters the cage.
He goes after Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh goes for a figure-four sleeper, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock puts Mr. Shhh in a cobra clutch.
Mr. Shhh tries to escape the hold.
Mr. Shhh is struggling to reach the ropes.
Mr. Shhh tries to fight the pain.
Mr. Shhh reaches the ropes after being trapped for 20 seconds.
HardRock goes for a choke slam, but Mr. Shhh counters it with an elbowsmash.
Mr. Shhh goes for a spinebuster slam, but HardRock counters it with
a kick to the head.]
Chip: HardRock went straight for Mr. Shhh! That wasn't what I expected at all!
Fool: I don't blame you. Who expects HardRock to act intelligently?
[The Vigilante and HardRock whip Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
They hit Mr. Shhh with a double fist to the midsection.
The Vigilante and HardRock whip Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Mr. Shhh with a double clothesline, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
Mr. Shhh hits them with a double clothesline.
The crowd erupts.
Mr. Shhh uses a low blow on The Vigilante.
Mr. Shhh goes for a Tombstone, but The Vigilante counters it with an elbowsmash.
The Vigilante takes Mr. Shhh down with a Russian legsweep.
HardRock executes a flying elbowdrop on Mr. Shhh.]
Chip: And in the same way that Trinity has targeted Tom Pho, we see the Kliq
gang up on Mr. Shhh!
Fool: Hot Shot has to be loving this.
[HardRock and The Vigilante whip Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
They hit Mr. Shhh with a double backdrop.
HardRock and The Vigilante hit Mr. Shhh with a double DDT.
HardRock nails Mr. Shhh with an inverted backbreaker.
HardRock executes the Zack Attack on Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for HardRock.
HardRock rakes Mr. Shhh's face across the cage.
HardRock and The Vigilante whip Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
They hit Mr. Shhh with a double kick to the midsection.
HardRock hits a jack-knife power bomb on Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is giving HardRock a standing ovation.]
Chip: After the beating that the American champion has taken in the first two
rounds, he is now being ripped apart by HardRock!
[The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.
Equalizer enters the cage.]
Fool: Equalizer couldn't stand watching that! He had to come in now!
[He goes after HardRock.
Mr. Shhh whips The Vigilante into the ropes.
The Vigilante hits Mr. Shhh with a shoulderblock.
The Vigilante goes for a snap suplex, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Equalizer hits The Vigilante with a choke slam.
Mr. Shhh goes for a flying elbowdrop, but The Vigilante counters it with
a roll away.
The Vigilante hits Mr. Shhh with a front-layout superplex.
There are lots of chants for The Vigilante.
The Vigilante whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes, but Mr. Shhh reverses it.]
Chip: We have a four way brawl going on.
Fool: Mortis and Hong Kong Phooey aren't doing much.
[The Vigilante hits Mr. Shhh with a clothesline.
The Vigilante places Mr. Shhh on the turnbuckle.
The Vigilante uses a double underhook superplex on Mr. Shhh.
The Vigilante has the crowd going wild.
Tom Pho executes a flying lariat on Mr. Shhh.
Equalizer comes over, but gets cut off.
The Vigilante hits a Steinerline on Mr. Shhh.
Tom Pho gets a sleeperhold on Mr. Shhh.
Equalizer makes the save after 5 seconds.
Mr. Shhh nails Tom Pho with a fist to the midsection.]
Chip: I'm amazed that Mr. Shhh has been able to fight back the way that he has.
Fool: PeaceMaker!
[Mr. Shhh gives the sign for the Peacemaker.
Mr. Shhh executes the Peacemaker on Tom Pho.
The crowd is giving Mr. Shhh a standing ovation.
Mortis scrapes The Vigilante's face across the cage.
Mr. Shhh and Mortis whip The Vigilante into the ropes.
They attempt to hit The Vigilante with a double clothesline, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
The Vigilante hits them with a double clothesline.
The Vigilante hits a Gorilla Press on Mr. Shhh.
The Vigilante goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Tom Pho comes over and lays out Mortis.]
Chip: The Vigilante and Tom Pho are continuing their assault on Mr. Shhh.
Fool: It would just suck if the Kliq won this.
[The Vigilante and Tom Pho hit Mr. Shhh with a double DDT.
The Vigilante executes a front-layout superplex on Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Vigilante.
Mr. Shhh whips The Vigilante into the turnbuckle.
Mr. Shhh runs shoulder-first into the corner, but The Vigilante lifts his knee.
The crowd erupts.
The Vigilante hits Mr. Shhh with a spinning power bomb.
The Vigilante uses a tilt-a-whirl suplex on Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Vigilante.]
Fool: I have to admit that this Kliq is lookin' pretty stout.
Chip: It's not going to get much easier as we await the entrance of Axel Mate!
[The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.
Axel Mate enters the cage.
He goes after Mr. Shhh.
Axel Mate executes flying headscissors on Mr. Shhh.
Axel Mate kicks Mr. Shhh.
Axel Mate has the crowd going wild.
Axel Mate kicks Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh chops Axel Mate.
The crowd is giving Mr. Shhh a standing ovation.
Mr. Shhh runs into the ropes.
Axel Mate misses with a clothesline.
Mr. Shhh hits Axel Mate with a clothesline.]
Chip: Mr. Shhh fights his way against out of the corner against the man that
could be the next International Champion.
Fool: They're going to have to carry these guys to the ring for their title
matches.
[Mortis hits Tom Pho.
Tom Pho kicks Mortis.
Tom Pho kicks Mortis.
The crowd is giving Tom Pho a standing ovation.
Mortis chops Tom Pho.
The crowd erupts.
Tom Pho kicks Mortis.
The crowd erupts.
Tom Pho punches Mortis.
Tom Pho hits Mortis.]
Chip: Listen to this capacity crowd! They appreciate all the effort that the
superstars of the SWF are putting into this tournament.
Fool: I'm tired just announcing these matches! I can't imagine what they've
been through.
[The Vigilante and Tom Pho whip Mortis into the ropes.
They hit Mortis with a double elbowsmash.
The Vigilante whips Mortis into the ropes.
Mortis misses with a kick.
Mortis misses with a clothesline.
Mortis hits The Vigilante with a backdrop.
Mortis poses for the crowd.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Mortis uses a snap mare on The Vigilante.
Mortis runs into the ropes.]
Chip: Mortis poses for the crowd as we come up on the 12 minute mark.
Fool: Then this will start to mean something.
[Mortis misses with a kick.
Mortis hits The Vigilante with a backdrop.
Tom Pho comes over and lays out Mr. Shhh.
The Vigilante whips Mortis into the ropes.
The Vigilante hits Mortis with a clothesline.
Axel Mate punches Mr. Shhh.
Axel Mate punches Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh chops Axel Mate.
Axel Mate kicks Mr. Shhh.
Axel Mate punches Mr. Shhh.]
Chip: These are the two guys who have taken the most damage in this tournament.
Axel Mate and Mr. Shhh.
Fool: I hope for all our sakes that this one ends quickly. We might not have
any wrestlers left after tonight.
[Mr. Shhh kicks Axel Mate.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Mr. Shhh runs into the ropes.
Axel Mate goes for a clothesline, but Mr. Shhh counters it with a hiptoss.
Mr. Shhh goes for a Tombstone, but Axel Mate blocks it.
Tom Pho and Axel Mate hit Mr. Shhh with a double bodyslam.
Mortis comes over, but gets cut off.
Tom Pho and Axel Mate whip Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
They hit Mr. Shhh with a double fist to the midsection.
Axel Mate goes for a back suplex, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
a cross-body block.
Mr. Shhh hits Tom Pho with a kick to the head.]
Chip: What a evening it's been already. "Too Sexy" wins his first match.
The Gods of Destruction were brutally attacked by the "Pornstas". A gutty
performance by God's Tears and his team...
[The crowd chants "Five...Four...Three...Two...One...!"
The buzzer goes off.]
Fool: Let the GAMES begin!
[Rigor enters the cage.
He goes after Tom Pho.
Rigor lifts Tom Pho up.
Mortis nails Tom Pho with the Autopsy.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mortis.
Axel Mate comes over, but gets cut off.
Mortis nails Tom Pho with a flying clothesline.
The crowd erupts.
Rigor whips Tom Pho into the ropes, but Tom Pho reverses it.
Rigor goes for a flying forearm, but Tom Pho counters it with a duck-down move.]
Chip: And Tom Pho is reeling from that Autopsy!
Fool: They didn't really hit all of that one. Pho's lucky to be walking.
[Tom Pho whips Rigor into the ropes.
Tom Pho hits Rigor with an elbow.
Axel Mate goes for a dropkick, but Rigor counters it with a side step.
Rigor has the crowd going wild.
Rigor goes for a powerslam, but Tom Pho counters it with a roundhouse kick.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Tom Pho.
Tom Pho goes for a piledriver, but Rigor counters it with a backdrop.
Rigor and Mortis hit Tom Pho with a double Russian legsweep.
Mortis executes a thrust kick to the head on Tom Pho.
Rigor catches Tom Pho in a full nelson.]
Chip: Full nelson by Rigor!
Fool: Mortis is cutting everyone else off!
[Tom Pho is struggling to reach the ropes.
Axel Mate makes the save after 14 seconds.
Tom Pho executes a spinebuster slam on Rigor.
The crowd erupts.
Tom Pho grinds Rigor's face across the cage.
Rigor hits Tom Pho with a low blow.
Rigor goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Tom Pho blocks it.
Tom Pho executes a spinebuster slam on Rigor.
The crowd is giving Tom Pho a standing ovation.
Rigor gets a double chickenwing submission on Axel Mate.]
Chip: Double chickenwing!
Fool: But Tiger's coming over!
[Tom Pho makes the save after 10 seconds.
Rigor goes for an abdominal stretch, but Axel Mate counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Axel Mate goes for a European uppercut, but Rigor blocks it.
Rigor scrapes Axel Mate's face across the cage.
Mortis nails Axel Mate with a flying clothesline.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mortis.
Rigor gets a full nelson on Axel Mate.
Tom Pho makes the save after 5 seconds.
Axel Mate takes Rigor down with flying headscissors.]
Chip: We're at the 15 minute mark. And it's apparent that Rigor came in
last specifically to try for submission moves.
Fool: And why the hell not?
[Axel Mate hits a powerslam on Rigor.
The crowd is behind Axel Mate all the way.
Axel Mate and Tom Pho hit Rigor with a double splash.
Mortis comes over and lays out Tom Pho.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mortis.
Rigor and Mortis whip Axel Mate into the ropes.
They hit Axel Mate with a double fist to the midsection.
Rigor goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Axel Mate counters it with
a side step.
Axel Mate whips Rigor into the ropes, but Rigor reverses it.
Rigor hits Axel Mate with a clothesline.]
Fool: Rigor is a monster, Collins!
Chip: And he is ramming Axel into the cage!
[Axel Mate bumps into the cage.
The crowd erupts.
Rigor nails Axel Mate with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Rigor goes for a dropkick, but Axel Mate counters it with a side step.
Axel Mate rakes Rigor's face across the cage.
Tom Pho uses a thrust kick to the head on Rigor.
The crowd is giving Tom Pho a standing ovation.
Axel Mate uses a back suplex on Rigor.
Axel Mate whips Rigor into the cage, but Rigor reverses it.
The crowd erupts.]
Chip: Once again, Axel Mate tastes the steel!
Fool: They're lifting him up, Chip!
[Rigor gives the sign for the Rigor Vigor.
Rigor lifts Axel Mate up.
Mortis nails Axel Mate with the Autopsy.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mortis.
Mr. Shhh goes for a sleeperhold, but Tom Pho counters it with a jawbreaker.
Tom Pho executes the Tiger Claw Heart Punch on Mr. Shhh.
Tom Pho and Axel Mate whip Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Mr. Shhh with a double fist to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
Mr. Shhh whips Tom Pho into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh uses a clothesline on Tom Pho.]
Chip: The most interesting storyline is how Tom Pho and Mr. Shhh continue to
fight.
Fool: It's a mistake not to be going after these two. Here comes Equalizer
to nail Tiger.
[Equalizer goes for a backbreaker, but Tom Pho blocks it.
Tom Pho goes for a Frankensteiner, but Mr. Shhh counters it with a tiger driver.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Shhh.
Rigor goes for an atomic drop, but Axel Mate counters it with a bulldog
headlock.
In turn, Rigor counters it with a throw-off.
Rigor hits a kick to the midsection on Axel Mate.
Rigor lifts Axel Mate up.
Mortis nails Axel Mate with the Autopsy.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mortis.
Rigor and Mortis hit Axel Mate with a double DDT.]
Chip: The double DDT and the Autopsy! Axel Mate could be seriously hurt!
Fool: Well, finish him then!
[Rigor goes for an armbar submission, but Axel Mate blocks it.
The Vigilante takes Rigor down with a side suplex.
The Vigilante runs into the ropes.
The Vigilante misses with a clothesline.
The Vigilante misses with a kick.
The Vigilante hits Rigor with a backdrop.
The Vigilante puts Rigor in a double chickenwing submission.]
Chip: The chicken wing! Rigor has nowhere to go!
Fool: Where's his partner?
[Rigor is inching his way towards the ropes.]
Chip: Matt Compton is going in to check on Rigor! I think Vigilante has him!
[Mortis makes the save after 19 seconds.
Axel Mate and The Vigilante hit Rigor with a double Russian legsweep.
Axel Mate nails Rigor with a piledriver.]
Fool: They're concentrating on Rigor, but they should be going after Mr. Shhh!
[Axel Mate whips Rigor into the ropes.
Axel Mate takes Rigor down with a powerslam.
The chants for Axel Mate are deafening.
The Vigilante punches Equalizer.
The crowd is giving The Vigilante a standing ovation.
Equalizer hits The Vigilante.
The crowd is behind Equalizer all the way.
Equalizer kicks The Vigilante.
The crowd is behind Equalizer all the way.
The Vigilante chops Equalizer.]
Fool: These two just hate each other! This is what we've been waiting for.
Chip: Another chicken wing!
[The Vigilante locks Equalizer in a double chickenwing submission.
Mr. Shhh makes the save after 5 seconds.
The Vigilante whips Equalizer into the ropes, but Equalizer reverses it.
The Vigilante hits Equalizer with a backdrop.
The Vigilante hits Equalizer with a backdrop driver.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Vigilante.
The Vigilante and HardRock whip Equalizer into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Equalizer with a double kick to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
The crowd is behind Equalizer all the way.
Equalizer locks The Vigilante in a standing wristlock.]
Chip: Standing wristlock. Vigilante has nowhere to go!
Fool: Come on, Equal! Don't wait for Tuesday night!
[The Vigilante is valiantly trying to break the hold.
HardRock makes the save after 9 seconds.
The Vigilante executes a Russian legsweep on Equalizer.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Vigilante.
HardRock runs into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh misses with a kick.
Mr. Shhh goes for a sleeperhold, but HardRock blocks it.]
Chip: We've passed the 20 minute mark, and this can still go either way!
Fool: This is just wrenching to watch this. All these great wrestlers look
like they're about to drop any second.
[HardRock hits Mr. Shhh with a choke slam.
HardRock executes the Zack Attack on Mr. Shhh.
The crowd erupts.
HardRock takes Mr. Shhh down with a clothesline.
Mortis comes over and lays out HardRock.
Mr. Shhh and Mortis whip The Vigilante into the ropes.
They hit The Vigilante with a double clothesline.
Mr. Shhh nails The Vigilante with a jumping DDT.
Mr. Shhh grinds The Vigilante's face across the cage.
Mortis hits The Vigilante with a flying clothesline.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mortis.
Mr. Shhh gets a sleeperhold on The Vigilante.]
Chip: Sleeper! Sleeper!
Fool: Here comes HardHead! Cut him off!
[HardRock makes the save after 11 seconds.
HardRock comes over and lays out Mortis.
The Vigilante goes for a Gorilla Press, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh executes a low blow on The Vigilante.
Mr. Shhh and Mortis hit The Vigilante with a double fist to the midsection.
Mr. Shhh runs into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh hits The Vigilante with a shoulderblock.
Mr. Shhh gives the sign for the Peacemaker.
Mr. Shhh executes the Peacemaker on The Vigilante.
Mr. Shhh and Mortis whip The Vigilante into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh and Mortis hit The Vigilante with a double dropkick to the knee.
Mortis uses a flying clothesline on The Vigilante.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
Chip: The entire Trinity is on Vigilante like a pack of wolves!
Fool: He's the weak link on this team. But they need to pick one guy and
stay on him.
[Mr. Shhh takes The Vigilante down with a belly-to-back suplex.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Shhh.
The Vigilante whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh hits The Vigilante with a thrust kick to the head.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh rakes The Vigilante's face across the cage.
Mr. Shhh goes for an armlock leglock submission, but The Vigilante blocks it.
The Vigilante goes for an inverted power bomb, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mortis runs into the ropes.
The Vigilante takes Mortis down with a spinebuster slam.]
Chip: Vigil-Buster! And if he hits that double chickenwing again, that could
do it.
Fool: HardRock is coming back to help. It's not fair.
[The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Vigilante whips Mortis into the ropes, but Mortis reverses it.
The Vigilante executes a Steinerline on Mortis.
The crowd erupts.
The Vigilante and HardRock hit Mortis with a double DDT.
The Vigilante and HardRock whip Mortis into the ropes.
They hit Mortis with a double elbowsmash.
The Vigilante uses a gutwrench suplex on Mortis.
The Vigilante and HardRock whip Mortis into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Mortis with a double fist to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.]
Chip: The Kliq's offense is cut off by a beautiful Mortis clothesline!
Fool: Wait! Equalizer's heading over to work on HardRock!
[Mortis executes a low blow on The Vigilante.
Equalizer executes a bridging back suplex on HardRock.
The crowd erupts.
Equalizer locks HardRock in a figure-four sleeper.]
Chip: Modified Sleeper! And there's nowhere for HardRock to go!
Fool: Get Compton back in there!
[Axel Mate makes the save after 8 seconds.
Equalizer scrapes HardRock's face across the cage.
Axel Mate comes over, but gets cut off.
Rigor and Equalizer whip HardRock into the ropes.
They hit HardRock with a double elbowsmash.
Rigor whips HardRock into the cage.
The chants for Rigor are deafening.
Rigor punches HardRock.
The crowd is giving Rigor a standing ovation.
Rigor kicks HardRock.]
Chip: Rigor takes over on the captain of the Kliq team.
Fool: Rigor has become the MVP of War Games. This is a better performance than
Jordan at the All-Star game.
[The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Rigor punches HardRock.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Rigor.
Rigor nails HardRock with a backbreaker.
Rigor runs into the ropes.
Rigor misses with a shoulderblock.
HardRock hits Rigor with a shoulderblock.
HardRock hits a kneedrop on Rigor.
Equalizer comes over and lays out Axel Mate.
Rigor and Equalizer whip HardRock into the ropes.
They hit HardRock with a double kick to the midsection.]
Chip: Just when it looks like HardRock is fighting back, Equalizer comes over
to help out.
Fool: Not nearly as much power behind these moves now.
[Rigor takes HardRock down with a dropkick to the knee.
Rigor nails HardRock with a spinebuster slam.
The crowd is giving Rigor a standing ovation.
Axel Mate comes over and lays out Equalizer.
HardRock goes for a dragon suplex, but Rigor blocks it.
Rigor whips HardRock into the ropes.
Rigor misses with a clothesline.
Rigor hits HardRock with a clothesline.
HardRock bumps into the cage.]
Chip: HardRock takes a shot against the cage at the 25 minute mark.
Fool: He's coming back for more. What's wrong with this goofball.
[Rigor whips HardRock into the ropes.
Rigor misses with a clothesline.
HardRock hits Rigor with a clothesline.
Rigor bumps into the cage.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
HardRock executes the Zack Attack on Rigor.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for HardRock.
HardRock nails Rigor with a choke slam.
HardRock executes the Zack Attack on Rigor.]
Chip: The second Zack Attack! HardRock has finished off Rigor.
Fool: If HardRock knew one decent submission hold, this would be over now.
[Axel Mate chops Equalizer.
Equalizer punches Axel Mate.
Axel Mate hits Equalizer.
The crowd is behind Axel Mate all the way.
Axel Mate chops Equalizer.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Equalizer chops Axel Mate.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Axel Mate punches Equalizer.
Equalizer kicks Axel Mate.]
Chip: Equalizer is obviously still upset about Thursday night.
Fool: So am I. That was a fluke. And Equalizer's going to prove it.
[Axel Mate chops Equalizer.
The crowd is behind Axel Mate all the way.
Axel Mate punches Equalizer.
The chants for Axel Mate are deafening.
Axel Mate uses a jack-knife power bomb on Equalizer.
The chants for Axel Mate are deafening.
Axel Mate whips Equalizer into the ropes.
Axel Mate hits a bodyslam on Equalizer.
Axel Mate takes Equalizer down with a backbreaker.
Tom Pho nails Equalizer with a thrust kick to the head.]
Chip: Now it's Axel and Pho working over Equalizer.
Fool: Equalizer needs help. These two-on-one situations are dangerous.
[The crowd is on its feet cheering for Tom Pho.
Axel Mate nails Equalizer with a frog splash.
Axel Mate uses a Big Leg Drop on Equalizer.
The crowd is giving Axel Mate a standing ovation.
Equalizer goes for a bridging back suplex, but Axel Mate counters it with
a facerake.
Axel Mate hits Equalizer with a back suplex.
Tom Pho rakes Mortis' face across the cage.
Tom Pho nails Mortis with a kick to the head.
Tom Pho goes for a clothesline, but Mortis counters it with a duck-down move.
Rigor lifts Tom Pho up.
Mortis nails Tom Pho with the Autopsy.]
Chip: Autopsy!
Fool: Tiger landed funny on that one. I think he's broken!
[Rigor scrapes Tom Pho's face across the cage.
Mortis and Rigor whip Tom Pho into the ropes.
They hit Tom Pho with a double fist to the midsection.
HardRock comes over and lays out Rigor.
Tom Pho and HardRock hit Mortis with a double clothesline.
Mortis executes a snap mare on Tom Pho.
Rigor executes a slingshot on Tom Pho.
Rigor runs into the ropes.
Tom Pho takes Rigor down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Tom Pho gives the sign for the Tiger Claw Heart Punch.]
Chip: It's the Heart Punch!
Fool: He can't do that!
[Tom Pho executes the Tiger Claw Heart Punch on Rigor.
Tom Pho grinds Rigor's face across the cage.
Rigor is busted wide open.
Tom Pho nails Rigor with a kick to the midsection.
Tom Pho hits Rigor.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Rigor kicks Tom Pho.
The crowd erupts.
Tom Pho punches Rigor.
Tom Pho executes a piledriver on Rigor.]
Chip: See, Fool! Rigor is human! He's bleeding all over the United Center!
Fool: I can't believe this Tom Pho! Where does he get the energy?
[Mortis comes over and lays out HardRock.
Rigor and Mortis whip Tom Pho into the ropes.
They hit Tom Pho with a double fist to the midsection.
Rigor hits Tom Pho with a dropkick to the knee.
Rigor uses a low blow on Tom Pho.
Rigor hits Tom Pho with a Russian legsweep.
The crowd erupts.
Rigor hits a gutwrench suplex on Tom Pho.
Rigor puts Tom Pho in an armbar submission.]
Fool: He's locked the arm!
Chip: Arm bar by Rigor and...NO!
[HardRock makes the save after 5 seconds.
Tom Pho grinds Rigor's face across the cage.
HardRock runs into the ropes.
Rigor hits HardRock with a backdrop.
Rigor uses a low blow on HardRock.
Rigor chops HardRock.]
Chip: We're seeing some offense out of Rigor here at the 30 minute mark.
Fool: How much longer can they go?
[The crowd is on its feet cheering for Rigor.
HardRock punches Rigor.
The crowd is giving HardRock a standing ovation.
HardRock chops Rigor.
Rigor chops HardRock.
Rigor runs into the ropes.
HardRock hits Rigor with a shoulderblock.
Tom Pho and HardRock whip Rigor into the ropes.
They hit Rigor with a double backdrop.
Tom Pho hits Rigor with a splash.]
Chip: A big splash as they isolate Rigor of the Living Dead!
Fool: Mortis needs to go help his partner out!
[The crowd erupts.
HardRock and Tom Pho whip Rigor into the ropes.
HardRock and Tom Pho hit Rigor with a double clothesline.
HardRock and Tom Pho whip Rigor into the ropes.
HardRock and Tom Pho hit Rigor with a double punch.
Rigor punches him in the throat.
Rigor catches HardRock in a sleeperhold.]
Chip: Another sleeper!
Fool: And Mortis has Tom Pho! Pho can't interfere!
[HardRock is struggling to reach the ropes.]
Chip: Matt Compton is back in the ring to check on HardRock.
Fool: Vigilante and Equalizer are still trading punches.
[HardRock is writhing in pain.]
Chip: Axel and Mr. Shhh are out! They can't save him!
[HardRock submits after 15 seconds.
The crowd is giving Rigor a standing ovation.]
RA: Here are your winners, in 31:08, TRINITY!
Chip: Trinity has won the War Games!
Fool: I never doubted it for a moment!
Chip: Sure.
Fool: How 'bout that Rigor? How 'bout that Rigor Vigor? It's Trinity's fed,
Collins, and everyone else is just paying them rent.
Chip: The winners don't look to be in very good shape. In fact, it looks like
everyone in this match is going to need some type of assistance to leave the
ring.
Fool: Damn! That's right! Mr. Shhh still has his match! Damn Hot Shot.
Chip: What about the finals of the International Title?
Fool: Who cares about those two?
Chip: Fans, the SWF trainers are still trying to sort out the casualties.
We'll see you on Triumphant Tuesday, and now we'll send it over to Vance McMihn
and Johnny "The Muscle" Ventures.
[Cut to the other broadcast desk.]
VM: All right thanks Chip & Tim. And congratulations to Team Trinity on
their victory in the War Games Tournament. They can truly say that they
are the best stable in the SWF.
JV: I had my money on Gods Tears team. I mean you got Gods Tears, who
without a doubt is the best Toughman champ in SWF history, Sean McKenzie,
who went undefeated as International Champ, and The Thugz who managed to
become tag champs when they defeated one of the best teams, the Living
Dead. They should've won it.
VM: Well Trinity had the advantage as they have been together for a very
long time. And speaking of Gods Tears & Trinity, it's time for our
Toughman title match. President Brian Frenck has instructed that the
War Games cage be left up for this match. One can only wonder what he
has in mind. Let's go to Rick Ascott for the ring introductions.
RA: The following match is for the SWF Toughman Title. ["Enter Sandman"
by Metallica starts to play] from the United States of America,
weighing in at 320 pounds, here is Sandman!!
[The arena is suddenly illuminated in blue lights. A glittery sandlike
substance falls from the ceiling of the United Center. Sandman emerges
from the entrance and poses for the crowd on the platform. The crowd
boos loudly. Sandman makes his way down to the ring. Yelling at
several of the fans along the way. He enters the cage as the music dies
down and "Hands Of Death" by White Zombie & Alice Cooper starts to
play.]
RA: And his opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 310 pounds,
here is the reigning SWF Toughman Champion, Gods Tears!!
[Strobe lights start flashing as Gods Tears emerges from the entrance
and stands on the platform. He is carrying the Toughman belt over his
right shoulder. He makes his way to the ring. The crowd is cheering
him on. Several fans lean over the guardrail to slap hands with him,
but Gods Tears ignores them. He enters the ring. The music dies down
and "Cities On Flame" by Blue Oyster Cult starts to play]
RA: And here to tell us about the stipulations for this match is SWF
President and Commissioner, Brian Frenck!!
[Brian Frenck emerges from the entrance and is standing on the platform.
Several cheers and boos can be heard from the audience. Brian is wearing
jeans and a t-shirt that says "SWF St. Valentine's Day Massacre. Where more
than hearts will be broken." Brian Frenck pulls a microphone out of his
back pocket.]
BF: Thank you. Thank you very much. Well Gods Tears, you asked for it
a couple weeks, and I'm giving it to you. A Jailhouse brawl match. As
you noticed, we still have the War Games cage up. Rules are simple
escape the jail. Aside from that, there are no rules. Have fun.
[Brian Frenck turns around and heads backstage.]
VM: All right so this is basically a escape only cage match except that
the roof is sealed out so they have to exit through the door. And
there's the bell.
[They lock up.
Sandman executes a jack-knife power bomb on Gods Tears.
Sandman is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sandman hits Gods Tears with a neck snap.
There are lots of chants for Sandman.
Sandman executes a jumping DDT on Gods Tears.]
VM: Sandman off to a very quick start against the defending champ.
JV: Well Sandman has a huge advantage in the fact that he did not
participate in the War Games. Plus remember, Sandman is a former
Toughman champ himself.
[Sandman has the crowd going wild.
Sandman gets a bearhug on Gods Tears.
Gods Tears reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.]
VM: And submissions are not allowed in this match. A stip that hurts
both wrestlers as they both have submission hold finishers.
JV: But there's nothing wrong with applying the finisher until they're
unconscious and then going out through the door.
[Sandman hits Gods Tears with a Tombstone.
Sandman has the crowd going wild.
Sandman hits Gods Tears with a jack-knife power bomb.
The chants for Sandman are deafening.
Sandman takes Gods Tears down with a thrust kick to the head.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Sandman nails Gods Tears with an armdrag takedown.
Sandman scrapes Gods Tears' face across the cage.]
VM: We are yet to see any offense from Gods Tears.
JV: He's still hurting from the beating he took from the TTK.
[Sandman takes Gods Tears down with a backbreaker.
Sandman hits a thrust kick to the head on Gods Tears.
The crowd erupts.
Sandman tries to get out of the door.
Sandman is halfway through the ring.
Gods Tears pulls him back in.]
VM: Gods Tears manages to get to his feet to prevent the escape of
Sandman. Though I think he may have just delayed the inevitable if he
doesn't get some offense started soon.
[Sandman runs into the ropes.
Gods Tears goes for a Vader attack, but Sandman counters it with
a fist to the midsection.
Sandman goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Gods Tears counters it with
a facerake.
Gods Tears chops Sandman.
The crowd is cheering on Gods Tears.
Gods Tears kicks Sandman.
Gods Tears punches Sandman.]
JV: He's alive! Gods Tears is alive!
[Sandman goes for a facerake, but Gods Tears blocks it.
Gods Tears uses a knee to the back on Sandman.
Gods Tears hits Sandman.
Gods Tears hits Sandman.
Sandman nails Gods Tears with an enzuigiri.
Sandman grinds Gods Tears' face across the cage.
Sandman runs into the ropes.
Gods Tears misses with a shoulderblock.
Sandman takes Gods Tears down with a choke slam.]
VM: Ahh but Sandman is there to stop the offense. Seeing how War Games
has affected this match so far, you gotta wonder how it will affect the
other title matches.
[The crowd erupts.
Sandman goes for a backbreaker, but Gods Tears counters it with a facerake.
Sandman uses a facerake on Gods Tears.
Gods Tears runs into the ropes.
Gods Tears executes a clothesline on Sandman.
Gods Tears uses a jawbreaker on Sandman.]
JV: If you take a look at Gods Tears past matches, you'll see that he
has always been a slow starter. Granted, not this slow, but still he's
always been one that gets better as the match progresses.
[Sandman executes a Tombstone on Gods Tears.
Sandman goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Gods Tears blocks it.
Gods Tears hits a punch on Sandman.
Gods Tears nails Sandman with a dropkick to the knee.
Gods Tears executes a knee to the back on Sandman.
Gods Tears executes a dropkick to the knee on Sandman.]
VM: Gods Tears going to work on that left knee.
JV: Smart move. Not only does it make it harder to execute some of
those power moves, but it'll slow Sandman down as he tries to get out
the door.
[Gods Tears runs into the ropes.
Gods Tears hits Sandman with an elbow.
Gods Tears rakes Sandman's face across the cage.
Gods Tears goes for a European uppercut, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman takes Gods Tears down with a powerslam.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Sandman kicks Gods Tears.
The chants for Sandman are deafening.
Sandman chops Gods Tears.]
VM: Sandman now trying to out brawl GT now.
JV: That's not such a good idea. Sure Sandman is a big guy, but so is
GT. And we've seen that it takes a lot more than punches and kicks to
keep him down.
[The crowd is behind Sandman all the way.
Sandman nails Gods Tears with a kick to the midsection.
Sandman takes Gods Tears down with an enzuigiri.
Sandman goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Gods Tears counters it with
a duck-down move.
Gods Tears takes Sandman down with a knee to the back.
Gods Tears hits Sandman with a forearm to the back.
Gods Tears rakes Sandman's face across the cage.
Sandman is busted wide open.]
VM: and the blood starts to flow from Sandman's forehead.
[Sandman runs into the ropes.
Sandman hits Gods Tears with an elbow.
Sandman goes for an armdrag takedown, but Gods Tears counters it with a lariat.
Gods Tears is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Gods Tears nails Sandman with a jawbreaker.
Gods Tears is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Gods Tears hits Sandman with an avalanche.]
JV: Notice how all these low impact moves are not even phasing the
champ? Sandman really needs to re-think his strategy.
[Gods Tears whips Sandman into the turnbuckle.
Gods Tears charges into the corner.
Gods Tears hits Sandman with a football tackle.
Sandman whips Gods Tears into the ropes, but Gods Tears reverses it.
Sandman gets a bearhug on Gods Tears.]
VM: Bearhug, but they're still in the corner.
JV: Gods Tears should be able to grab the ropes pretty easily.
[Gods Tears reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Sandman grinds Gods Tears' face across the cage.
Sandman goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Gods Tears counters it with
a side step.
Gods Tears uses a kneeling headbutt on Sandman.
Gods Tears hits a football tackle on Sandman.
Sandman hits Gods Tears with a kick to the midsection.
Sandman takes Gods Tears down with a choke slam.]
JV: That's what Sandman needs to do. Nail him with those choke slams.
don't bother with the kicks.
[Gods Tears goes for a neck snap, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman hits Gods Tears with a jumping DDT.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sandman.
Gods Tears goes for a kick to the head, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman uses a backbreaker on Gods Tears.
The crowd erupts.
Sandman hits a double underhook backbreaker on Gods Tears.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sandman.]
VM: Sandman now working on the back of the champ.
JV: I'm impressed that Sandman is able to lift GT up with ease. And
I'm sure a lot of our fans have noticed that GT's really been bulking up
lately. He's bigger now than he's ever been.
[Sandman takes Gods Tears down with a choke slam.
Sandman is bleeding like a faucet.
Sandman hits a neck snap on Gods Tears.
Sandman scrapes Gods Tears' face across the cage.
Gods Tears uses a legsweep on Sandman.
Gods Tears gets the Ziplock on Sandman.]
VM: Gods Tears with a submission hold now.
JV: Yeah most people forget that Gods Tears actually knows several
submission moves. Most people think that's he's got The Hurt, and
that's it. He is not the one dimensional wrestler that alot of people
think he is.
[Sandman is struggling to reach the ropes.
Sandman is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Sandman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Gods Tears uses a low blow on Sandman.
Gods Tears uses a jawbreaker on Sandman.
The crowd is really behind Gods Tears.
Gods Tears uses a kick to the head on Sandman.
Gods Tears hits Sandman with a forearm to the back.
Gods Tears rakes Sandman's face across the cage.]
VM: Well I'll say this. Despite how many moves and holds he knows, Gods
Tears is still basically a brawler.
[Gods Tears whips Sandman into the ropes.
Gods Tears misses with a clothesline.
Sandman misses with a kick.
Gods Tears hits Sandman with a knee to the back.
Gods Tears hits a legsweep on Sandman.
Gods Tears hits Sandman with a kick to the head.
Gods Tears grinds Sandman's face across the cage.
Gods Tears uses a dropkick to the knee on Sandman.
Gods Tears rakes Sandman's face across the cage.]
VM: Gods Tears sure loves using that cage.
JV: That time in prison paid off. I guess you could really say that
crime does pay.
VM: I can only hope that no kids take your message seriously.
JV: Please. No parent would let their kids watch this PPV. And the
kids who snuck behind their parents back to watch this are already
headed towards a life of crime.
[Gods Tears whips Sandman into the ropes, but Sandman reverses it.
Sandman hits Gods Tears with a kick.
Sandman uses a neck snap on Gods Tears.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Sandman goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Gods Tears counters it with
a side step.]
VM: Gods Tears hit the mat hard after that miss. and he's grabbing his
right hip. I think he may have injured it.
JV: And GT is being smart and heading towards the door.
[Gods Tears tries to get out of the door.
Gods Tears is halfway through the ring.]
VM: Sandman is crawling after him.
Gods Tears is three quarters across the ring.
Gods Tears is at the door.
Sandman pulls him back in.]
VM: Sandman wraps his arms around the feet of Gods Tears, preventing him
from escaping.
[Gods Tears whips Sandman into the ropes.
Sandman hits a flying clothesline on Gods Tears.
The crowd erupts.
Gods Tears hits a kick to the head on Sandman.
Gods Tears hits a fist to the midsection on Sandman.
Gods Tears takes Sandman down with a Tombstone.
Gods Tears rakes Sandman's face across the cage.
Gods Tears goes for a ropeburn, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman hits Gods Tears with a Tombstone.
Sandman uses a jack-knife power bomb on Gods Tears.]
VM: Sandman fighting back now with a series of high impact moves.
[The crowd erupts.
Sandman goes for a facerake, but Gods Tears blocks it.
Gods Tears uses a legsweep on Sandman.
Gods Tears whips Sandman into the ropes, but Sandman reverses it.
Gods Tears hits Sandman with a kick.
Gods Tears rakes Sandman's face across the cage.
Gods Tears hits Sandman with a football tackle.
Gods Tears scrapes Sandman's face across the cage.]
JV: Sandman's gonna develop a fear of steel cages. I can see him next
week on Slaughterhouse, walking out, seeing the steel cage, and curling
up into the fetal position and going into shock.
[Gods Tears takes Sandman down with a neck snap.
Gods Tears runs into the ropes.
Gods Tears hits Sandman with a clothesline.
Sandman nails Gods Tears with a football tackle.
Sandman goes for a choke slam, but Gods Tears blocks it.
Sandman executes the Sleeperhold on Gods Tears.]
VM: Sandman's got his sleeper on!! He's got it on!
JV: And Sandman is the master of the sleeper. Gods Tears has got to get
out of this quick. He stays in it too long, and it's nighty night and
we got a new champ.
[Gods Tears breaks the hold with a jawbreaker after 18 seconds.]
VM: He broke the hold!!
JV: I swear I just saw Sandman spit out teeth there.
[Gods Tears executes a punch on Sandman.
Gods Tears uses a dropkick to the knee on Sandman.
Gods Tears executes a forearm to the back on Sandman.
Gods Tears hits Sandman with a dropkick to the knee.]
VM: Gods Tears again concentrating his efforts on the knee of Sandman.
[Gods Tears hits Sandman with a Vader attack.
Sandman is bleeding like hell.
Gods Tears uses a low blow on Sandman.
Gods Tears executes the Hurt on Sandman.]
VM: And now Gods Tears has his finisher on!! He is continuously ramming
Sandman's head into the turnbuckle.
JV: While this won't put you completely under like the sleeper, it will
daze you and leave you disoriented for several minutes.
[Sandman is writhing in pain.
Sandman breaks the hold after 32 seconds.
Sandman whips Gods Tears into the ropes.]
VM: Sandman broke the hold. He's whipped Gods Tears into the ropes, but
like you said Johnny, he is so dizzy that he doesn't know where GT is!
[Gods Tears uses a kick to the head on Sandman.
Gods Tears rakes Sandman's face across the cage.
Gods Tears takes Sandman down with a kneedrop.
Gods Tears whips Sandman into the ropes.
Sandman hits Gods Tears with a kick.
Sandman runs into the ropes.
Gods Tears hits Sandman with a Vader attack.
Gods Tears executes a kick to the midsection on Sandman.
Gods Tears runs into the ropes.
Sandman takes Gods Tears down with a clothesline.
Sandman rakes Gods Tears' face across the cage.]
VM: And finally, after hitting the bars several times himself, Sandman
repays the favor.
[Sandman runs into the ropes.
Sandman goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Gods Tears counters it with
a duck-down move.
Gods Tears goes for a Tombstone, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman rakes Gods Tears' face across the cage.
Gods Tears is busted wide open.]
VM: And now GT is busted open.
JV: I'm surprised it took this long. He got busted up a couple times in
the War Games. So those scabs were pretty fresh. I would've figured one
of his wounds would've opened back up.
[Sandman runs into the ropes.
Gods Tears misses with a kick.
Sandman executes the Sleeperhold on Gods Tears.]
VM: Sandman has the sleeper on again!!
[Gods Tears tries to escape the hold.
Gods Tears breaks the hold with a jawbreaker after 18 seconds.]
JV: Deja Vu.
[Gods Tears whips Sandman into the turnbuckle.
Gods Tears charges into the corner.
Gods Tears is bleeding profusely.
Gods Tears executes a ropeburn on Sandman.
Gods Tears uses a headbutt on Sandman.
Gods Tears executes the Hurt on Sandman.]
VM: And now Gods Tears has his finisher on again.
JV: I have to say that Gods Tears is doing a great job considering he
was in 2 war games matches earlier tonight.
[Sandman tries to fight the pain.
Sandman tries to escape the hold.]
VM: Sandman is desperately trying to get out of this. He's gotta be
totally dazed by now.
[Sandman summons one last burst of energy.
Sandman breaks the hold after 37 seconds.
The crowd erupts.]
VM: It took a while, but he did it.
JV: Yeah but the damage has been done.
[Gods Tears goes for a punch, but Sandman counters it with a roundhouse right.
Sandman runs into the ropes.
Gods Tears uses a punch on Sandman.
Gods Tears is bleeding like hell.
Gods Tears goes for a neck snap, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman takes Gods Tears down with a double underhook piledriver.]
VM: Sandman has actually made a very quick recovery from The Hurt.
JV: You can still see him trying to shake out the cobwebs a bit, but
you're right, I woulda thought he'd be lying on the ground.
[The crowd is giving Sandman a standing ovation.
Sandman hits Gods Tears.
The crowd is giving Sandman a standing ovation.
Sandman punches Gods Tears.
The chants for Sandman are deafening.
Sandman goes for a Frankensteiner, but Gods Tears counters it with
a tiger driver.]
VM: Unfortunately for Sandman, Gods Tears saw that one coming.
[Gods Tears executes a kneeling headbutt on Sandman.
Gods Tears takes Sandman down with a punch.
Gods Tears hits a fist to the midsection on Sandman.
Gods Tears punches Sandman.
Gods Tears has the crowd going wild.
Sandman punches Gods Tears.
The chants for Sandman are deafening.
Gods Tears is bleeding profusely.]
VM: And now the wounds from earlier are opening back up.
[Sandman runs into the ropes.
Sandman hits a jumping DDT on Gods Tears.
Sandman grinds Gods Tears' face across the cage.
Sandman hits Gods Tears with a kick to the midsection.
Sandman goes for an armdrag takedown, but Gods Tears blocks it.
Gods Tears takes Sandman down with a jawbreaker.
Gods Tears hits a faceslam on Sandman.
The crowd is going crazy.
Gods Tears is bleeding like hell.
Gods Tears uses a jawbreaker on Sandman.]
JV: I think Sandman's dentist should send GT a thank you card. He's
going to be able to buy that brand new Mercedes now.
[Sandman attempts to place Gods Tears on the turnbuckle, but Gods Tears
blocks it.
Sandman scrapes Gods Tears' face across the cage.
Sandman nails Gods Tears with a short clothesline.
Gods Tears whips Sandman into the ropes, but Sandman reverses it.
Sandman misses with a clothesline.
Gods Tears uses a knee to the back on Sandman.
Gods Tears goes for a Tombstone, but Sandman reverses it.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sandman.
Sandman uses a jack-knife power bomb on Gods Tears.
Gods Tears goes for a Tombstone, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman executes the Sleeperhold on Gods Tears.]
VM: He's got his sleeper finisher on again!!
[Gods Tears tries to escape the hold.
Gods Tears is writhing in pain.]
JV: And Gods Tears has dropped down to his knees. There's not going to
be any jawbreaker to get out of this one.
[Gods Tears is barely hanging in there.]
VM: This could be it!! Gods Tears is almost completely out! I think we
are going to have a new champion!!!
[Gods Tears breaks the hold after 1 minute.]
VM: And he manages to power out of the hold!!
JV: I have no idea how he did that. I was expecting him to go under
too. I though for sure Sandman was going to be able to walk right on
out and get the belt back.
[The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Sandman grinds Gods Tears' face across the cage.
Gods Tears gouges his eyes.
Gods Tears executes the Hurt on Sandman.]
VM: And now out of nowhere Gods Tears has his finisher on Sandman.
[Sandman tries to escape the hold.
Sandman tries to fight the pain.
Sandman is writhing in pain.
Sandman breaks the hold after 31 seconds.]
VM: Sandman gets out. We are well past the 20 minute mark and still
neither man has been able to put the other away.
JV: That just shows you how much drive and determination these two men
have.
[The crowd is behind Gods Tears all the way.
Gods Tears hits a dropkick to the knee on Sandman.
Gods Tears executes a legsweep on Sandman.
Gods Tears scrapes Sandman's face across the cage.]
JV: How would you have liked to have been Gods Tears cellmate? I
guarantee you that GT's was nobody's bitch.
VM: Watch your language.
JV: You can say bitch on TV. Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch....
VM: Can you say unemployment?
[Gods Tears locks Sandman in the Ziplock.
Sandman tries to escape the hold.
Sandman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Sandman executes an enzuigiri on Gods Tears.
The crowd erupts.
Sandman goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Gods Tears counters it with
a side step.
Gods Tears hits Sandman with a football tackle.
Gods Tears goes for a ropeburn, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman nails Gods Tears with a double underhook backbreaker.]
VM: Both men are clearly exhausted.
[The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Sandman takes Gods Tears down with an enzuigiri.
Sandman grinds Gods Tears' face across the cage.
Sandman takes Gods Tears down with an armdrag takedown.
Gods Tears uses a forearm to the back on Sandman.
Gods Tears hits Sandman with a dropkick to the knee.
Gods Tears whips Sandman into the ropes.
Gods Tears misses with an elbow.
Gods Tears hits Sandman with a kick.
Gods Tears is bleeding like hell.
Sandman is bleeding like a faucet.]
VM: Both men are losing blood rapidly.
JV: and Gods Tears lost blood earlier on tonight. He's probably a
couple pints low now.
[Gods Tears takes Sandman down with a knee to the back.
Gods Tears takes Sandman down with a ropeburn.
Gods Tears takes Sandman down with a forearm to the back.
Sandman runs into the ropes.
Gods Tears uses a football tackle on Sandman.
Sandman uses a kick to the midsection on Gods Tears.
Sandman executes the Sleeperhold on Gods Tears.]
VM: And again Sandman has his sleeper on.
JV: I don't know how much more of this Gods Tears can take.
[Gods Tears is struggling to reach the ropes.
Gods Tears tries to fight the pain.
Gods Tears summons one last burst of energy.]
VM: Last ditch effort by Gods Tears. If he can't get out of this, this
match is as good as over.
[Gods Tears fights his way out of the hold after 46 seconds.
Gods Tears executes the Hurt on Sandman.]
VM: Not only does Gods Tears break the hold, but he instantly turns
around and applies his finisher to Sandman. Never before have I seen
such back and forth action.
[Sandman is struggling to reach the ropes.
Sandman is writhing in pain.]
VM: And now Sandman is the man in trouble.
JV: After the punishment they've dished out, they're both in trouble.
[Sandman breaks the hold after 29 seconds.
Gods Tears has the crowd going wild.
Gods Tears hits Sandman with a football tackle.
Gods Tears takes Sandman down with a ropeburn.
Sandman whips Gods Tears into the turnbuckle.
Sandman takes Gods Tears down with a powerslam.
The crowd erupts.
Sandman locks Gods Tears in a bearhug.]
VM: Sandman with another bearhug.
JV: At this point I really think that Sandman should forget about the
submission holds. Just nail him with a high impact move and run for
the door.
[Gods Tears breaks the hold after 12 seconds.
Gods Tears hits Sandman with a forearm to the back.
Gods Tears hits Sandman.
Gods Tears punches Sandman.
Gods Tears whips Sandman into the ropes.
Gods Tears misses with an elbow.
Gods Tears uses a Vader attack on Sandman.
Gods Tears takes Sandman down with a forearm to the back.
Gods Tears runs into the ropes.
Gods Tears takes Sandman down with a football tackle.]
VM: Gods Tears falling back on his brawling tactics.
JV: Why not. They've brought him great success in the past.
[Sandman is bleeding like hell.
Gods Tears uses a kick to the midsection on Sandman.
Gods Tears nails Sandman with a kick to the head.
Gods Tears nails Sandman with a neck snap.
The crowd is cheering on Gods Tears.
Sandman nails Gods Tears with an elbowsmash.
Gods Tears executes a football tackle on Sandman.
Gods Tears nails Sandman with a jawbreaker.
Gods Tears executes a knee to the back on Sandman.
Sandman uses an enzuigiri on Gods Tears.
Sandman executes the Sleeperhold on Gods Tears.]
VM: Another Sleeper!
JV: I'm sorry, but if Sandman hasn't been able to put him away with that
yet, he's just not going to be able to.
[Gods Tears is struggling to reach the ropes.
Gods Tears tries to escape the hold.
Gods Tears breaks the hold after 13 seconds.]
JV: See? What did I tell ya? And look at how fast he is back to his
feet.
[Gods Tears nails Sandman with a fist to the midsection.
Gods Tears is bleeding profusely.
Gods Tears whips Sandman into the turnbuckle.
Gods Tears takes Sandman down with a Vader Attack.]
VM: Oh my!! Huge Vader attack!
JV: Did you see Sandman's head snap back and hit that cage. I think
he's out cold.
VM: I think you're right. He just fell forward and is now lying on the
mat as Gods Tears is staggering towards the door.
[The crowd is really behind Gods Tears.
Gods Tears tries to get out of the door.
Gods Tears is halfway through the ring.
Gods Tears is three quarters across the ring.]
VM: Still no movement from Sandman.
[Gods Tears is at the door.
Gods Tears is on the way out.
Gods Tears has escaped the cage.]
VM: Gods Tears got to the door, and collapsed, falling out of the cage
and onto the ground below! Gods Tears has won!
JV: Well he may have won the match, but Sandman did a hell of a job
too. They'll both be lucky if they can walk again after this.
[The crowd is going crazy. "Hands of Death" by White Zombie & Alice
Copper plays.]
RA: Here is your winner, and still SWF Toughman Champion, Gods Tears!!
In a time of 29:09!
VM: Wow that was a long match.
JV: Yeah but when you put that in comparison with some of his other
matches, or even the War Games matches earlier today, that's nothing.
[On the rampway, we see Rock 'N Roll Animal and The Gods of Destruction,
pushing a giant dumpster through the entrance way, and flanked by
Jukebox Hero, King Cobra and Mr. Bone Breaker.]
VM: It's the Gangstas!
JV: Now what?
[Animal and the Gods continue to wheel the dumpster to ringside. The
referees are trying to impede their progress. King Cobra reaches into
his pocket and pulls out a remote control unit. He pushes a button.]
VM: What is Cobra doing?
[The arena is plunged into darkness. We see sparks coming from the top
of the cage.]
JV: Cobra shut off the lights!
VM: I can hear that dumpster moving down towards the ring. Somebody fix the
lights!
[There is a crashing sound from the top of the cage.]
VM: I have no idea what's going on!
JV: That's not exactly news, Vance.
[Suddenly the lights come back on, and the crowd roars.]
VM: THE GANGSTAS ARE INSIDE THE CAGE!
[We see that a portion of the wire mesh on the roof of the War Games
cage has been torn away. There are three lines tied to grappling hooks
on the lighting array in the roof. Original Gangsta, Headhunter and
Hexx are beating up God's Tears inside the cage, which is still locked.
Sandman, who is just getting to his feet, is alone inside the other
ring.]
JV: You know, the door was open. The Gangstas aren't exactly brain
surgeons are they?
VM: They've dragged Gods Tears back inside the cage and the door is
padlocked shut. This is the revenge they were talking about!
[Meanwhile, O.G. and Headhunter are pounding on Tears with metal
security batons. Hexx picks up God's Tears and executes the...]
VM: Bayou Bomb!
[King Cobra grabs the Toughman Title Belt from the ringside table.]
VM: And the referees are frantically trying to open the cage!
[Finally, Scott Thomas unlocks the cage, and is almost knocked over by
Hexx, who is carrying God's Tears over his shoulder.]
VM: What are they doing with GT?
[Thor opens the lid to the dumpster.]
JV: They're taking out the trash! I love it!
[Hexx and the other Gangstas throw God's Tears into the dumpster and
shut the lid. They begin wheeling the dumpster to the back.]
VM: The Gangstas have stolen the Toughman belt!
JV: And they've also stolen the Toughman champ!
[The camera follows the Gangstas and the dumpster all the way to the
back, where they wheel the dumpster out to an alley behind United Center
and slam the door behind them.]
VM: Well that was odd.
JV: I'll say. They choose to enter the cage by cutting a whole in the
roof, while the door is wide open, mind you. They then go out the door
and drag Gods Tears back in, pad lock the door, then leave through the
door once the referee Scott Thomas opens it. Is it just me or did they
do that the hard way.
VM: Not the way I would've done it. Well, as the roadies are busy removing
the cage, let me take this opportunity to tell you about SWF's next PPV.
Ides Of March, on March 15th.
JV: Beware the Ides of March.
VM: Very good Johnny. I would never have guessed that you've read
Shakespeare. Or any other book for that matter.
JV: Book? I got that from a movie. It took place in Rome and was about
some guy called Julius Caesar. I think he's Little Caeser's father.
VM: I should've known. Anyways, The Ides of March will take place in
Denver, Colorado. Tickets go on sale this coming Friday at all
TicketMasters. Get there early because it's going to sell out quickly.
JV: Especially with all the action we've seen tonight.
VM: Very true. Well the roadies are done with the cage. So let's go
back to Rick Ascott for the next match.
RA: The following match is for the SWF Tag Team Championship. ["For
Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica blares.] Introducing first, being led
to the ring by their managers, Herra and Syf, weighing in at a combined
weight of 622 pounds, here are The Gods Of Destruction!!
[The GoDs and their managers emerge from the entrance. They stand on
the platform as several fireworks are launched. They then make their
way down to the ring. The crowd is booing them loudly. They enter the
ring as their music dies down and "Song 2" by Blur starts to play.]
RA: And their opponents, being led to the ring by their manager, Master
Of Pain, weighing in at a combined weight of 530 pounds, here are the SWF
Tag Team Champions, Sound & Fury!!
[Sound & Fury come racing down to the ring, while their manager,
casually walks down. Boom-Boom and Danny Bens enter the ring and
fireworks from the four turnbuckles are launched. The crowd is cheering
them on wildly.]
VM: All right, will see the GoDs in action now. We we're going to see
them earlier, but Moon Dog and Doug Bacon turned around and attacked
their supposed partners before their War Games match.
JV: And to add insult to injury, they went with Corporal Punishment over
them. Things aren't right if you get replaced by a member of the T.w.O.
VM: I hadn't thought of that. But you're right. Anyways there's the
bell and Boom-Boom and Zeus are starting things off.
[Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes Zeus down with a punch.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Zeus with a side suplex.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich gestures madly for attention.]
JV: Yeah, we see you. Kinda hard not too seeing how you're like 7 feet
tall.
VM: What is with all of these big guys on tag teams?
JV: Well there's a basic recipe for tag team success. You gotta have a
big guy, and a gay guy. Like Sound & Fury here. You can't have 2 big
guys or 2 gay guys. That won't work. It's gotta be one of each.
VM: I can't wait until Danny Bens finds out you called him gay. Not
that there's anything wrong with being gay.
[A small "Boom-Boom Obuhowich" chant is being started.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a spinebuster slam, but Zeus counters it with
a kneelift.
Zeus locks Boom-Boom Obuhowich in a clawhold.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Zeus poses for the crowd.]
VM: Zeus getting a bit cocky.
JV: See the GoDs have 2 big guys. They don't have a chance. Get rid of
Thor and bring in a gay God like Hermes, and they got a chance. Hermes.
Now there's a flamer. Going around delivering flowers. Yeah, that's a
real manly job.
VM: You're determined to offend everyone aren't you?
JV: Yup.
[There's a small reaction to Zeus.
Zeus throws Boom-Boom Obuhowich out of the ring.
Zeus goes through the ropes.
Zeus whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Scott Thomas counts: 1.
Zeus knocks Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ringpost.]
VM: And speaking of getting rid of. I'm sure by now, most of you have
heard the comments by the GoDs earlier in the week. They have said that
if they do not win the belts tonight, they will leave the SWF.
JV: I think that was a really stupid move on their part. Sound & Fury
is by far the hottest team in the SWF right now. They just blew right
through their competition, and had to defeat The Thugz AND The Living
Dead in a triangle match to win the belts.
[Zeus takes Boom-Boom Obuhowich down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich is busted wide open.]
VM: And Sound & Fury's big man is busted open.
JV: I think he may have just re-opened a wound he sustained in his War
Games matches.
[Zeus whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the guardrail.
Zeus uses a bulldog headlock on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Scott Thomas counts: 2.
Zeus whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the guardrail.
Scott Thomas counts: 3.]
VM: So far Zeus is looking very well on the outside here. Perhaps
giving themselves the ultimatum has given them that extra push that they
need.
[Herra comes from behind, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich nails Herra.
Zeus locks Boom-Boom Obuhowich in a double chickenwing submission.
Zeus knocks Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ringpost.
A small "Zeus" chant is being started.
Master Of Pain comes from behind, but Zeus nails Master Of Pain.
Scott Thomas counts: 4.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich knocks Zeus into the ringsteps.]
VM: The Master Of Pain goes down. And that gives Boom-Boom enough time
to take advantage of the distracted Zeus.
[Scott Thomas counts: 5.
Danny Bens comes over to make it two-on-one.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens hit Zeus with a double bodyslam.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Zeus goes for a DDT, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with a backdrop.
Scott Thomas counts: 6.]
JV: I think we may get a double countout here. Anytime you get the two
big guys outside brawling, you riska double countout, because everyone
knows that the big guys aren't too bright.
VM: You're going to have the whole league after you.
[Master Of Pain comes from behind and distracts Zeus.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Scott Thomas counts: 7.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich reenters the ring.
Zeus follows him back in.]
VM: Finally they re-enter the ring.
[Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a spinebuster slam, but Zeus counters it with
a lariat.
The crowd is cheering on Zeus.
Thor enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Zeus and Thor hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double bodyslam.
Thor goes for a flying clothesline, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with
a duck-down move.
Thor leaves the ring.]
JV: AAAAIIIIIRRRR-clothesline!
[Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes Zeus down with a low blow.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich tags out to Danny Bens.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes Zeus down with a spinebuster slam.
Danny Bens executes a flying dropkick on Zeus.]
VM: Good teamwork by the champs.
JV: You know, even the leader of the Gangstas, Rock 'n Roll Animal
couldn't believe that the GoDs were stupid enough to place their careers
on the line.
[Danny Bens is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Danny Bens and Boom-Boom Obuhowich whip Zeus into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Zeus with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a
double headsmash.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich leaves the ring.
Zeus hits a front-layout superplex on Danny Bens.]
VM: Well don't be counting the GoDs out just yet.
JV: It's just stupid to put your career on the line based on the outcome
of one match. Remember Lethal? Former SWF Tough Man champ? He put his
career on the line in a match against Sandman. He lost, and now Lethal
is collecting unemployment checks. And now Equalizer is doing the same
thing.
[The crowd is really behind Zeus.
Zeus is going for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Zeus whips Danny Bens into the turnbuckle.
Zeus goes for a bodyslam, but Danny Bens blocks it.
Danny Bens goes for a snap mare, but Zeus blocks it.
Zeus tags out to Thor.
Zeus hits Danny Bens with a Steinerline.
Thor catches Danny Bens in a sleeperhold.
Danny Bens reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.]
VM: Too close to the ropes.
JV: And notice how Zeus stays in the ring to make sure Boom-Boom didn't
come in to break the hold.
[Zeus leaves the ring.
Thor goes for a spinning power bomb, but Danny Bens counters it with
a bulldog headlock.
Danny Bens is going for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.]
VM: Only a two count by the defending champs.
[Danny Bens goes for a dropkick, but Thor counters it with a side step.
Thor is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Thor takes Danny Bens down with a back heel kick.
Thor takes Danny Bens down with a spinning power bomb.
Scott Thomas counts: One, kickout.]
VM: And only a one count for Thor.
JV: I think that pretty much tells ya how things are going.
[There are lots of chants for Thor.
Thor catches Danny Bens in a sleeperhold.
Danny Bens is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Danny Bens reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.]
JV: Thor's gotta learn to be move away from the ropes before trying
submission holds.
[Thor punches Danny Bens.
Thor chops Danny Bens.
Danny Bens kicks Thor.
The crowd is cheering on Danny Bens.
Thor punches Danny Bens.
Thor hits a bodyslam on Danny Bens.
Thor is going for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
VM: Very close to a three count there.
JV: Now go for something that'll do a bit more damage than a bodyslam.
[Thor goes for a sleeperhold, but Danny Bens blocks it.
Danny Bens hits Thor with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Danny Bens is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Thor hits an enzuigiri to the face on Danny Bens.
Syf tries to interfere, but Master Of Pain prevents her from doing so.]
VM: Syf getting a little bit worried.
JV: As well she should. If the GoDs don't win, that means no more fancy
cars or jewelry for her.
[Danny Bens takes Thor down with a cartwheel kick.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Danny Bens and Boom-Boom Obuhowich whip Thor into the ropes.
They hit Thor with a double backdrop.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich leaves the ring.
Danny Bens climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Thor nails him in the
stomach.
Danny Bens falls onto the top turnbuckle.]
VM: Danny took too long getting up there. Now Thor is climbing the
turnbuckle to try a high impact move.
[Thor executes a top-rope Frankensteiner on Danny Bens.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.]
VM: Great frankensteiner, but only a two count.
JV: That Bens guy is tougher than he looks.
[Thor goes for a handspring elbow, but Danny Bens counters it with
a belly-to-back suplex.
Danny Bens struts across the ring.]
JV: Don't lose your concentration Danny. You've got people like
Trinity, Doug bacon, and Moon Dog who want you to win so that the GoDs
have to leave.
[The crowd is cheering on Danny Bens.
Danny Bens nails Thor with a flying bulldog.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Danny Bens and Boom-Boom Obuhowich whip Thor into the ropes.
They hit Thor with a double clothesline.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich leaves the ring.
Danny Bens whips Thor into the ropes.
Thor hits Danny Bens with a kick.
Thor runs into the ropes.
Danny Bens executes a flying clothesline on Thor.]
VM: Out of nowhere, Danny hits Thor with that flying clothesline.
[The crowd is going crazy.
Danny Bens hits a flying clothesline on Thor.
The chants for Danny Bens are deafening.
Danny Bens nails Thor with a reverse flying elbowdrop.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Danny Bens is going for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.]
JV: I thought he had him there. 2 flying clotheslines and a reverse
flying elbowdrop. That would take a lot of guys out.
[Danny Bens takes Thor down with a palm blow.
Danny Bens uses a spin kick on Thor.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Zeus enters the ring and throws Boom-Boom Obuhowich out of the ring.
Thor and Zeus hit Danny Bens with a double power bomb.
Zeus leaves the ring.]
VM: Sound & Fury tried to do some double teaming, but the GoDs ended up
doing it.
[Thor attempts to place Danny Bens on the turnbuckle, but Danny Bens blocks it.
Thor tags out to Zeus.
Thor hits Danny Bens with an enzuigiri to the face.
Zeus locks Danny Bens in a double chickenwing submission.
Danny Bens tries to escape the hold.
Danny Bens reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.]
VM: Again too close to the ropes.
[Thor hits a dropkick on Danny Bens.
Zeus gets a full nelson on Danny Bens.
Danny Bens reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.]
JV: Move....away....from....the....ropes!
[Thor leaves the ring.
Zeus hits Danny Bens with a front-layout superplex.
The crowd is giving Zeus a standing ovation.
Zeus goes for a chokehold, but Danny Bens counters it with a facerake.
Danny Bens tags out to Boom-Boom Obuhowich.]
VM: Now the big man comes in for Sound & Fury.
[Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens whip Zeus into the ropes.
They hit Zeus with a double fist to the midsection.
Danny Bens leaves the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Zeus into the ropes, but Zeus reverses it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Zeus with a backdrop.
Zeus falls out of the ring.]
VM: Zeus hit the ground hard!!! He may be hurt.
JV: Here comes his manager, Herra to help him out.
[Scott Thomas counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Zeus
reenters the ring.]
VM: Herra rolls him in just time. And Boom-Boom is right there to make
the cover!
[Boom-Boom Obuhowich is going for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
VM: Zeus get a should up just in time.
[Boom-Boom Obuhowich places Zeus on the turnbuckle.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits a superplex on Zeus.
The crowd is going crazy.
Danny Bens enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens whip Zeus into the ropes.
They hit Zeus with a double clothesline.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens whip Zeus into the ropes.
They hit Zeus with a double backdrop.
Danny Bens leaves the ring.]
JV: I've always thought that if you're going to double team, you should
do more than clotheslines and backdrops. You're really not adding any
more punishment by two of you doing it at the same time.
[Boom-Boom Obuhowich locks Zeus in a hangman.
Zeus reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Zeus goes for a power bomb, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with a
backdrop.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich throws Zeus out of the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes through the ropes.]
JV: Uh-oh, we've got the two big guys on the outside, and you know what
that means.
[Scott Thomas counts: 1.
Herra comes from behind and distracts Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Zeus knocks Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ringsteps.
Zeus whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the guardrail.
Zeus uses a choke slam on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Zeus takes Boom-Boom Obuhowich down with a fallaway slam.]
JV: Come on McMihn, What does that mean?
VM: I refuse to say that they're in danger of being counted out because
big guys are stupid.
JV: Why's that?
VM: Because they're huge and could probably snap me in half like a twig.
[Scott Thomas counts: 2.
Zeus nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a fallaway slam.
Scott Thomas counts: 3.
Zeus knocks Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ringpost.
Zeus executes an inverted power bomb on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Zeus poses for the crowd.
The crowd is giving Zeus a standing ovation.
Scott Thomas counts: 4.
Zeus whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the guardrail.
Scott Thomas counts: 5.
Zeus reenters the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich follows him back in.]
VM: And they make it back in well before the ten count.
JV: Well they probably thought the number 10 came after the number 5.
VM: Will you stop?
[Zeus runs into the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Zeus with a clothesline.
Zeus falls out of the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes through the ropes.]
VM: Back outside they go again.
JV: And that means....?
VM: Give it a rest Johnny.
[Herra comes from behind, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich nails Herra.
Zeus whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the guardrail.
Zeus executes a powerslam on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Scott Thomas counts: 1.
Zeus nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a backbreaker.
Scott Thomas counts: 2.
Zeus knocks Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ringpost.
Zeus nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with an inverted power bomb.
Zeus whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the guardrail.]
VM: So far everytime they've been outside, it's been Zeus dominating.
[Zeus hits a bodyslam on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Scott Thomas counts: 3.
Zeus knocks Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ringsteps.
Thor comes over to make it two-on-one.
Thor nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a DDT.]
VM: Thor now doing some double teaming on the outside.
JV: Why not? Do everything you can to win.
[Zeus nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a Steinerline.
Scott Thomas counts: 4.
Scott Thomas counts: 5.
Zeus whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the guardrail.
Zeus reenters the ring.]
VM: And again they enter after the 5 count.
JV: That's because they think...
VM: STOP IT!
[Boom-Boom Obuhowich follows him back in.
Zeus tags Thor.
Zeus nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a powerslam.
Thor executes a frog splash and goes for the pin.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Thor.]
VM: That's their finisher. They call it the Visit To The Gods. This
cold be it!
[Scott Thomas counts: One, two, Danny Bens makes the save.]
VM: No! Danny Bens makes the save. We almost had new champions there.
[Boom-Boom Obuhowich kicks Thor.
The crowd is behind Boom-Boom Obuhowich all the way.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich chops Thor.
The chants for Boom-Boom Obuhowich are deafening.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich catches Thor in a standing wristlock.
Thor is struggling to reach the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich lets go after 14 seconds.]
JV: Why did you let go?!? Tell me big guys aren't stupid McMihn.
[Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a backbreaker on Thor.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich gestures madly for attention.
The crowd is behind Boom-Boom Obuhowich all the way.
Danny Bens enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens whip Thor into the ropes.
They hit Thor with a double fist to the midsection.
Danny Bens leaves the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Thor with a kick to the midsection.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich throws Thor out of the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes through the ropes.
Thor is busted wide open.]
VM: Thor cracked his head open when he landed on the concrete there.
[Scott Thomas counts: 1.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits a backbreaker on Thor.
Scott Thomas counts: 2.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a snap mare on Thor.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich reenters the ring.
Thor follows him back in.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits a double-axhandle chop on Thor.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a running powerslam on Thor.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, in the ropes...]
VM: Just a bit too close to the ropes.
JV: The GoDs got lucky there. That was almost it, and Zeus wouldn't
have made it over in time to break the pin.
[The crowd is behind Boom-Boom Obuhowich all the way.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a bodyslam, but Thor blocks it.
Thor goes for a fisherman suplex, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Thor into the ropes, but Thor reverses it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a Gorilla Press, but Thor counters it with
a slidedown.
Thor goes for a dropkick, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with a
side step.]
VM: Thor tried to dropkick Boom-Boom in the back, but Obuhowich smartly
turned around and moved out of the way.
[Boom-Boom Obuhowich throws Thor out of the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich locks Thor in a chokehold.]
JV: Boom-Boom sure likes taking it outside.
VM: And this time Danny's coming over to help out.
[Danny Bens comes over to make it two-on-one.
Danny Bens takes Thor down with a dropkick.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich uses a crotch slam on Thor.
Danny Bens uses a spin kick on Thor.]
JV: Great double teaming on the outside.
[Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a crotch slam, but Thor counters it with a
facerake.
Thor executes a fisherman suplex on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Thor whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the guardrail.
Thor hits a spinning power bomb on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Scott Thomas counts: 1.
Thor reenters the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich follows him back in.]
JV: Is it just me or was that count by Scott a bit slow that time.
VM: It may have been, but it still wasn't anywhere close to a 10 count.
[Thor executes a flying clothesline on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
The crowd erupts.
Thor whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
Thor executes a flying clothesline on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Thor.
Master Of Pain tries to interfere, but Syf prevents him from doing so.
Thor runs into the ropes.
Thor misses with a clothesline.
Thor hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a clothesline.
Zeus enters the ring.
Zeus nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a powerslam.
Thor executes a frog splash and goes for the pin.]
VM: There's the GoDs finisher again!! We have new champions!!
[The crowd is giving Thor a standing ovation.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, Danny Bens makes the save.]
VM: No!! Danny makes the save at the last second.
JV: More like fraction of a second. I thought Scott made the three
count.
[Thor goes for a fisherman suplex, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it.
Danny Bens enters the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich lifts Thor up.
Danny Bens nails Thor with the Shake 'N Bake and goes for the pin.]
VM: And Sound & Fury returns with their finisher! And the cover!!
[The crowd is giving Danny Bens a standing ovation.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]
VM: They did it!! Sound & Fury won!!!
JV: And that means adios GoDs!!
RA: Here are your winners, and still Tag Team Champs, Sound & Fury!! In
a time of 18:56!
[The crowd starts singing "Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey-hey, goodbye"
as the GoDs walk back to the locker rooms, visibly upset.]
VM: Well now all we gotta see is whether or not the GoDs are men of
their words.
[Sound & Fury starts to make their way back to the locker rooms. Danny
Bens talks to the camera as they walk back.]
DB: We are the best!! We are the champs! and we are the God Killers!!!
VM: Sound & Fury taking pride in the fact that the GoDs have to retire.
JV: And why not? That's a big thing to end someone's career. It's what
every wrestler dreams about, along with winning some gold.
VM: Well up next we have what could very well be the end of the TTK as
the founders, who have been squabbling over the past month go head to
head for International Title. Let's go back down to Rick Ascott.
RA: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is for the vacant
International Title. ["La Grange" by ZZ Top starts to play.] Introducing
first, from Montreal, Canada, weighing in at 333 pounds, here is HardRock!!
[HardRock emerges from the entrance and stands on the platform as green
fireworks are launched behind him. He makes his way down to the ring as
the crowd cheers him on. The music dies out and "Planet Boom" by Tommy
Lee starts to play]
RA: And his opponent, from Oeiras, Portugal, weighing in at 234 pounds,
here is Axel "The Hammer" Mate!!
[Axel Mate emerges from the entrance and poses on the platform as fireworks
are launched behind him. Pink lasers draw hammers on the aisle as he
makes his way to the ring. The crowd is booing loudly.]
VM: Axel has definitely lost the fan support since this whole feud
began. There's the bell.
[They lock up.
Axel Mate hits a backbreaker on HardRock.
Axel Mate is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Axel Mate puts HardRock in a scorpion deathlock.
HardRock is valiantly trying to break the hold.]
JV: You know, the only good thing about this match is that the Triple
Threat Kliq is guaranteed a belt.
VM: But after this match, there may no longer be a Triple Threat Kliq.
Axel and HardRock have been feuding for a while. And you know Axel is
upset that HardRock gave up in the final War Games match against
Trinity.
[HardRock is inching his way towards the ropes.
HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds.
Axel Mate poses for the crowd.
Axel Mate has the crowd going wild.
Axel Mate nails HardRock with a flying bulldog.]
JV: I think Tom Pho really needs to step up and try to put an end to
their fighting. The TTK was on the edge of becoming a great stable, and
now it's crumbling before our very eyes.
[The chants for Axel Mate are deafening.
Axel Mate puts HardRock in a scorpion deathlock.
HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Axel Mate takes HardRock down with an elbowsmash.
Axel Mate runs into the ropes.
HardRock hits Axel Mate with an elbow.
HardRock throws Axel Mate out of the ring.
HardRock jumps onto him with a plancha, but Axel Mate moves out of the way.
HardRock is out cold.]
VM: Costly mistake there by HardRock. By the way, Stefania did not come
out tonight due to all of the problems surrounding her missing daughter,
Page.
JV: And notice that Tarzan didn't come out with Axel. I guess he can't
stand him anymore either.
[The crowd is behind Axel Mate all the way.
Axel Mate reenters the ring.
HardRock follows him back in.
Axel Mate kicks HardRock.
The chants for Axel Mate are deafening.
HardRock chops Axel Mate.
The crowd is cheering on HardRock.
HardRock kicks Axel Mate.
HardRock is getting a good reaction from the crowd.]
VM: Now these two met once about 4 months ago on Slaughterhouse. They
went the full 30 minutes and the match ended in a draw when time
expired.
JV: Well with the punishment they took earlier, I don't think they'll
have the stamina to go the full 30 minutes this time.
[HardRock goes for a choke slam, but Axel Mate counters it with
a kick to the midsection.
Axel Mate hits a backbreaker on HardRock.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Axel Mate whips HardRock into the turnbuckle, but HardRock reverses it.
HardRock throws Axel Mate out of the ring.
Terry Rawlings counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Axel Mate
reenters the ring.]
VM: Since the belt is vacant, you can win it on a DQ or countout.
JV: Hell, I would've hired some guy to attack me to get the other guy
DQ'd.
VM: You would.
JV: it don't matter how you get the gold, just as long as you get it.
[HardRock goes for a punch, but Axel Mate blocks it.
Axel Mate whips HardRock into the ropes.
Axel Mate hits HardRock with a shoulderblock.
Axel Mate hits a backbreaker on HardRock.
HardRock takes Axel Mate down with a power bomb.
Terry Rawlings counts: One, two, kickout.]
VM: And the first pin attempt gets a two count.
JV: How did Rawlings get this match. Where's Ceigersmidt or Matarese.
VM: I think they're in the back trying to wash off all the blood that
got on them during the War Games matches.
[The crowd is really behind HardRock.
HardRock runs into the ropes.
HardRock nails Axel Mate with a flying forearm.
Terry Rawlings counts: One, kickout.
HardRock has the crowd going wild.
HardRock whips Axel Mate into the ropes.
Axel Mate goes for a clothesline, but HardRock counters it with
an armbar submission.]
VM: So far this match has been just about all HardRock.
[Axel Mate reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
HardRock executes a DDT on Axel Mate.
The chants for HardRock are deafening.
HardRock is going for the pin.
Terry Rawlings counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]
VM: HardRock almost won the belt there.
JV: And I think that if HardRock wins, the TTK is gone. Axel's ego is
too big to allow someone else in his stable have the gold.
[HardRock hits Axel Mate with a kneedrop.
HardRock executes a legdrop on Axel Mate.
HardRock hits a clothesline on Axel Mate.
HardRock places Axel Mate on the turnbuckle.
HardRock uses a superplex on Axel Mate.
The crowd is going crazy.]
VM: HardRock is all over the Portuguese superstar.
[HardRock hits Axel Mate with a knee to the back.
HardRock goes for an inverted backbreaker, but Axel Mate blocks it.
Axel Mate uses an elbowsmash on HardRock.
Axel Mate nails HardRock with a reverse neckbreaker.
The crowd erupts.
Axel Mate places HardRock on the turnbuckle.
Axel Mate goes for the Hammer Whacker Drop, but he can't do it.]
VM: Axel tried to go for his spinning top rope piledriver, but HardRock
is just too big to do that.
JV: There is a huge size difference between these two. HardRock is 8
inches taller and about 100 pounds heavier. Cruiserweights always have
a hard time against the bigger men.
VM: At one point there was talk of creating a cruiserweight belt.
JV: So what happened?
VM: Well there Mr. Shhh and Animal are both cruiserweights and
champions, so they decided that they don't need a separate title for
them since they're doing fine on their own.
[HardRock counters it with a front-layout superplex.
The crowd is behind HardRock all the way.
Axel Mate hits HardRock with an elbowsmash.
Axel Mate throws HardRock out of the ring.
Axel Mate goes through the ropes.
Axel Mate whips HardRock into the guardrail.
Axel Mate nails HardRock with a powerslam.]
VM: Axel Mate coming back to life now.
[Axel Mate goes for a clothesline, but HardRock counters it with
an armbar submission.
Terry Rawlings counts: 1.
HardRock knocks Axel Mate into the ringsteps.
The crowd is behind HardRock all the way.
Terry Rawlings counts: 2.
HardRock reenters the ring.
Axel Mate follows him back in.
HardRock goes for a DDT, but Axel Mate counters it with a small package.
Terry Rawlings counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
VM: The smart move by Axel almost got him the belt.
[Axel Mate goes for a backbreaker, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock uses an enzuigiri on Axel Mate.
HardRock whips Axel Mate into the ropes.
Axel Mate hits HardRock with an elbow.
Axel Mate is going for the pin.
Terry Rawlings counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.]
VM: HardRock just barely got his shoulder up in time. Axel almost
became the new International Champion.
[Axel Mate whips HardRock into the ropes, but HardRock reverses it.
Axel Mate takes HardRock down with a clothesline.
Axel Mate runs into the ropes.
Axel Mate hits HardRock with an elbow.
Axel Mate whips HardRock into the ropes, but HardRock reverses it.
HardRock misses with an elbow.
Axel Mate hits HardRock with a reverse neckbreaker.
Axel Mate attempts to place HardRock on the turnbuckle, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Axel Mate counters it with
a backdrop.
Axel Mate executes a double underhook piledriver on HardRock.]
JV: Axel is just all over HardRock. So now I guess the question is,
will the TTK continue to exist if Axel wins the belt? Or will HardRock
walk out?
VM: I'm not sure. I think if anything, Axel will throw HardRock out.
JV: And again only 2 people make up the Triple Threat Kliq.
VM: Well Axel seems to have taken a liking to the Vigilante so maybe
he'll join.
[There are lots of chants for Axel Mate.
Axel Mate throws HardRock out of the ring.
Axel Mate jumps onto him with a running elbowdrop, but HardRock
moves out of the way.
Axel Mate is out cold.]
VM: Oh my! Axel hit that concrete hard!!
[HardRock is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
HardRock hits a flying forearm on Axel Mate.
HardRock reenters the ring.
Axel Mate follows him back in.
Axel Mate runs into the ropes.
Axel Mate hits HardRock with a kick.
Axel Mate gets the STF on HardRock.]
JV: Go for a sleeper you idiot. We all saw that he can't stand those in
the War Games Final.
[HardRock is struggling to reach the ropes.
HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Axel Mate locks HardRock in a scorpion deathlock.
HardRock is struggling to reach the ropes.]
JV: I said a sleeperhold!! Why don't they ever listen to me?
VM: Perhaps because we're up here in the broadcast booth while they're
down there in the ring. I don't think they can hear you.
JV: But I've been trying to tell them telepathicly too.
VM: oooooookay.
[HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Axel Mate uses a backbreaker on HardRock.
The crowd is really behind Axel Mate.
HardRock hits Axel Mate with a punch.
HardRock punches Axel Mate.
The crowd is cheering on HardRock.
HardRock chops Axel Mate.
Axel Mate chops HardRock.]
VM: Both men chopping away at each other.
[There are lots of chants for Axel Mate.
HardRock hits Axel Mate.
HardRock is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
HardRock chops Axel Mate.
Axel Mate hits HardRock.
The crowd is really behind Axel Mate.
Axel Mate nails HardRock with a flying bulldog.]
VM: Great flying bulldog. That is where these cruiserweights have an
advantage over the big guys. They can move quickly and hit those high
flying moves.
[Axel Mate has the crowd going wild.
Axel Mate whips HardRock into the ropes.
HardRock hits Axel Mate with a kick.
HardRock executes a knee to the back on Axel Mate.
HardRock executes a choke slam on Axel Mate.
HardRock goes for the Zack Attack, but Axel Mate counters it with
a headscissors submission.]
VM: HardRock tried to go for his powerbomb suplex finisher but Axel was
able to counter it.
[HardRock is valiantly trying to break the hold.
HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Axel Mate kicks HardRock.
There are lots of chants for Axel Mate.
Axel Mate punches HardRock.
There are lots of chants for Axel Mate.
Axel Mate hits HardRock.
The crowd is really behind Axel Mate.
HardRock punches Axel Mate.]
VM: And now the two are just outright brawling.
JV: I'm actually surprised that we haven't seen more of that.
[HardRock punches Axel Mate.
There are lots of chants for HardRock.
HardRock uses a diving elbow smash on Axel Mate.
There are lots of chants for HardRock.
HardRock executes a dropkick on Axel Mate.
HardRock runs into the ropes.
HardRock hits Axel Mate with an elbow.
HardRock executes the Doctor Bomb on Axel Mate.
Terry Rawlings counts: One, two, three.]
VM: What? He did it!! HardRock won the match. I didn't think he was
going to get the pin there, but he did!! HardRock is our new
International Champion.
[HardRock has the crowd going wild. "La Grange" by ZZ Top plays.]
RA: Here is your winner, and new International Champion, HardRock!!! In
a time of 9:54!
[HardRock holds the belt up as Axel just glares at him. HardRock heads
back to the locker rooms as Axel remains in the ring, upset with himself
for losing. He kicks the ropes and lets out a coupe screams before
making it back to the locker rooms himself.]
JV: Axel seemed kinda piss there. I guess we can say goodbye to the TTK
now. Maybe HardRock and Tom Pho will start up another stable.
VM: We'll just have to wait and see. Right now we need to get to our
next match as we have used up a lot of satellite time so far. So let's
head back to Rick Ascott.
RA: The following match is for the SWF American Belt. ["Some Like It
Hot" by Power Station starts to play.] Introducing first, being led to
the ring by his manager, Trisha Deneke, from Chicago, Illinois [Crowd
pops] weighing in at 234 pounds, here is Hot Shot Donovan!!
[The crowd is ecstatic. Donovan and Trisha emerge from the entrance.
Donovan poses on the platform as fireworks are launched. They make
their way to the ring as the crowd continues to cheer at the top of
their lungs. Donovan stops and gives his sunglasses to a girl in the
audience before entering the ring. The music dies down and "Stayin'
Alive" by Siobhan Lynch starts to play.]
RA: And his opponent, being led to the ring by his bodyguards, Mr. Jones
and Mr. Smith, from New York City, New York, weighing in at 240 pounds,
here is the SWF American Champ, Mr. Shhh!!
[The three men emerge from the entrance and stand on the platform. The
crowd boos loudly. They make their way to the ring. A few fans try to
reach out for Mr. Shhh but the bodyguards quickly grab a hold of them
and push them back. Upon entering the ring, Mr. Shhh takes off his belt
and gives it to referee Steve Lanier.]
VM: All right. Now even though Mr. Shhh has had an hour to rest up, he
is at an extreme disadvantage as he wrestled in three War Games matches
while Donovan only wrestled in one.
[Mr. Shhh chops Hot Shot Donovan.
Mr. Shhh chops Hot Shot Donovan.
A few fans are cheering on Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh punches Hot Shot Donovan.
There's a small reaction to Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh uses a dropkick to the knee on Hot Shot Donovan.]
VM: Mr. Shhh trying to soften up Donovan with a series of low impact
moves.
JV: I wouldn't worry about Mr. Shhh too much. He's a tough guy and has
one of the best records in the SWF. He can take out the rookie.
[Hot Shot Donovan goes for a bodyslam, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Mr. Shhh uses a double underhook piledriver on Hot Shot Donovan.
Mr. Shhh whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes, but Hot Shot Donovan
reverses it.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a bodyslam on Mr. Shhh.
Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd.]
JV: You hit one move! Show off to your friends after you win that belt.
VM: Donovan does have the home field advantage as he is wrestling in his
native Chicago.
[There's a huge reaction to Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan nails Mr. Shhh with a jawbreaker.
A few fans are cheering on Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd.
There's a small reaction to Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a kick to the thigh, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
a dragon screw.]
JV: That'll tear a few ligaments in the knee.
[Mr. Shhh takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a jumping DDT.
A few fans are cheering on Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh executes a knee to the back on Hot Shot Donovan.
Mr. Shhh whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes, but Hot Shot Donovan
reverses it.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Mr. Shhh with a shoulderblock.
Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd.]
JV: Stop showing off you idiot! He keeps this up, he'll never win that
belt.
[The crowd is cheering on Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Mr. Shhh with a tiger suplex.
Steve Lanier counts: One, two, kickout.
Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd.
The crowd is cheering on Hot Shot Donovan.]
JV: It was a TWO COUNT!!!
VM: Give him a break. This is a big moment in the youngsters life.
Wresting for a major title in front of his home audience. He actually
bought like 100 tickets for his friends and family.
JV: And won't he feel pretty stupid if he ends up losing.
[Hot Shot Donovan goes for a vertical suplex, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh uses a kick to the head on Hot Shot Donovan.
Mr. Shhh executes the Peacemaker on Hot Shot Donovan.
There's a small reaction to Mr. Shhh.]
VM: There's Mr. Shhh's finisher!!
JV: What did I tell you? Donovan just made himself look like a fool in
front of all of his hometown fans. Next time get the belt.
[Mr. Shhh goes for the pin.
Steve Lanier counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.]
VM: NOO!!!! Donovan got his shoulder up in time. He will not go down
that easily with all of these people cheering him on!
JV: Now he's gotta learn from his mistakes.
[Mr. Shhh whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes, but Hot Shot Donovan
reverses it.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
a side suplex.
Mr. Shhh takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a spinebuster slam.
Steve Lanier counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is responding to Mr. Shhh.]
JV: He hasn't yet.
VM: Don't count him out yet. He's got the power of thousands of Hot
Shot-a-maniacs behind him.
JV: Puhleeze. Fans don't win matches, wrestlers do.
[Mr. Shhh hits Hot Shot Donovan with a German suplex.
Steve Lanier counts: One, two, kickout.
A small "Mr. Shhh" chant is being started.
Mr. Shhh gets a scorpion deathlock on Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Mr. Shhh runs into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh hits a thrust kick to the head on Hot Shot Donovan.]
JV: Look at this. Mr. Shhh is manhandling Donovan. Hot Shot bit off
more than he can chew.
[The crowd is cheering on Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a kneebreaker.
Mr. Shhh throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring.
Mr. Shhh goes through the ropes.
Steve Lanier counts: 1.]
JV: And now Mr. Shhh is gonna teach this punk kid a lesson.
[Mr. Shhh knocks Hot Shot Donovan into the ringpost.
Mr. Shhh is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Steve Lanier counts: 2.
Mr. Shhh goes for a punch, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with an armbreaker.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a jawbreaker on Mr. Shhh.
Steve Lanier counts: 3.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Mr. Shhh into the guardrail.
Steve Lanier counts: 4.
Mr. Shhh is busted wide open.]
VM: That guardrail just re-opened a wound he got in War Games.
[Trisha Deneke comes from behind, but Mr. Shhh nails Trisha Deneke.
The crowd boos loudly.]
VM: Security is now having to restrain several of the fans that are
trying to jump over the guardrail in Trisha's defense.
[Steve Lanier counts: 5.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Mr. Shhh into the guardrail.
Steve Lanier counts: 6.
Hot Shot Donovan reenters the ring.
Mr. Shhh follows him back in.
Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Mr. Shhh with a shoulderblock.
Hot Shot Donovan nails Mr. Shhh with a kick to the midsection.]
VM: He's got Mr. Shhh on the run!
JV: Now don't do something stupid like show off to your friends.
[Hot Shot Donovan throws Mr. Shhh out of the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan goes through the ropes.
Trisha Deneke comes from behind and distracts Mr. Shhh.
Steve Lanier counts: 1.
Hot Shot Donovan takes Mr. Shhh down with a brain buster.
Mr. Jones comes from behind, but Hot Shot Donovan nails Mr. Jones.
Steve Lanier counts: 2.
Mr. Shhh knocks Hot Shot Donovan into the ringpost.]
VM: Donovan turned his attention away from Mr. Shhh and it cost him.
[Mr. Shhh goes for a kneebreaker, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Steve Lanier counts: 3.
Hot Shot Donovan knocks Mr. Shhh into the ringsteps.
Hot Shot Donovan is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Mr. Shhh into the guardrail.]
VM: But as if he were feeding off the energy of the fans, Hat Shot
bounces back and takes control.
JV: I keep telling you McMihn, Fans have nothing to do with it. If they
did, a heel would never win.
[Hot Shot Donovan goes for a brain buster, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Hot Shot Donovan
blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan knocks Mr. Shhh into the ringpost.
The crowd is really behind Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan uses a knee to the back on Mr. Shhh.
Steve Lanier counts: 4.
Hot Shot Donovan uses a backbreaker on Mr. Shhh.
Hot Shot Donovan throws Mr. Shhh back into the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan takes Mr. Shhh down with a kick to the thigh.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Mr. Shhh with a chop.]
JV: Now hit him with a high impact move!
[Hot Shot Donovan goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Mr. Shhh
counters it with a facerake.
Mr. Shhh hits Hot Shot Donovan with a dragon suplex.
Steve Lanier counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
VM: Nice going Johnny.
JV: Hey you said so yourself that they can't hear me.
[Mr. Shhh is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Mr. Shhh executes a thrust kick to the head on Hot Shot Donovan.
Mr. Shhh hits Hot Shot Donovan with a thrust kick to the head.
Mr. Shhh is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Mr. Shhh takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a punch.
Mr. Shhh takes Hot Shot Donovan down with an inverted backbreaker.]
VM: Mr. Shhh again all over the Chicago native.
[Mr. Shhh uses a Tombstone on Hot Shot Donovan.
There are lots of chants for Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh executes a punch on Hot Shot Donovan.
Mr. Shhh nails Hot Shot Donovan with a faceslam.
Mr. Shhh puts Hot Shot Donovan in a bow-and-arrow submission.]
JV: And Mr. Shhh wants to hear the rookie give up. I tell you there is
nothing more satisfying than making one of these big shot rookies beg
you for mercy.
[Hot Shot Donovan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Mr. Shhh puts Hot Shot Donovan in an Indian deathlock.
Hot Shot Donovan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Mr. Shhh catches Hot Shot Donovan in a sleeperhold.]
VM: And that seems to be exactly what Mr. Shhh wants as he switches from
submission hold to submission hold.
[Hot Shot Donovan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Mr. Shhh executes a fist to the midsection on Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan uses a forearm to the back on Mr. Shhh.
Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan uses a dropkick on Mr. Shhh.
Hot Shot Donovan is going for the pin.
Steve Lanier counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
JV: You idiot. It's going to take more than a dropkick to put away the
former gun for hire.
[Hot Shot Donovan hits Mr. Shhh with a chop.
Hot Shot Donovan takes Mr. Shhh down with a kneelift.
Hot Shot Donovan hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Mr. Shhh.
Hot Shot Donovan gives the sign for the Hot Kick.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for the Hot Kick, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
a duck-down move.]
JV: And that's why you never tell your opponent what move you're about
to go for.
VM: Had he hit that, it would've been over.
[There are lots of chants for Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh executes a kick to the head on Hot Shot Donovan.
Mr. Shhh goes for the Peacemaker, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a low blow.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a Tombstone, but Mr. Shhh reverses it.
The crowd is going crazy.
Mr. Shhh whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes, but Hot Shot Donovan
reverses it.
Mr. Shhh misses with an elbow.
Hot Shot Donovan misses with a kick.]
JV: Somebody hit something!
[Mr. Shhh nails Hot Shot Donovan with a clothesline.
Mr. Shhh locks Hot Shot Donovan in a scorpion deathlock.
Hot Shot Donovan is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Hot Shot Donovan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Mr. Shhh hits a Tombstone on Hot Shot Donovan.
The crowd is really behind Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a Tombstone.
There are lots of chants for Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh gets a chinlock deathlock submission on Hot Shot Donovan.]
VM: Mr. Shhh with another submission hold.
JV: He's going under!! This is it!
[Hot Shot Donovan is barely hanging in there.
Steve Lanier checks Hot Shot Donovan's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.]
JV: It's over!
[He lifts it... it stays up !]
VM: No! Hot Shot is still with us. He's now back up to his feet and
trying to get out of the hold. Again the fans gave him that extra
strength he needed.
JV: You just go right on in believing that. By the way, there is no
Santa Claus.
[Hot Shot Donovan fights his way out of the hold after 18 seconds.
Hot Shot Donovan throws Mr. Shhh out of the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan goes through the ropes.
The crowd is responding to Hot Shot Donovan.
Steve Lanier counts: 1.
Trisha Deneke comes from behind and distracts Mr. Shhh.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Mr. Shhh with a Russian legsweep.
Trisha Deneke comes from behind, but Mr. Shhh nails Trisha Deneke.]
VM: Donovan rushes over to check on Trisha.
JV: See that's why women shouldn't be allowed at ringside.
VM: Oh like I suppose you bringing a wolf down to the ring was better?
JV: Hey, nobody messed with Blackjack. Plus one word from my lips, and
he would attack my opponent. It was great. Jake The Snake had the
right idea, bringing a snake down to the ring. I just happened to be
smart enough to bring down a trained ferocious animal.
[They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mr. Shhh nails Hot Shot Donovan with a low blow.
Steve Lanier counts: 2.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Hot Shot Donovan nails Mr. Shhh with a bodyslam.
Steve Lanier counts: 3.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for the Hot Kick, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
a side step.]
VM: Again Mr. Shhh manages to avoid the Hot Kick.
JV: Donovan's gotta remember that he doesn't want a countout victory cuz
that won't get him the belt.
[Mr. Shhh uses a low blow on Hot Shot Donovan.
Mr. Shhh takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a punch.
Steve Lanier counts: 4.
Mr. Shhh nails Hot Shot Donovan with a spinebuster slam.
Steve Lanier counts: 5.
Mr. Shhh reenters the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan follows him back in.
Mr. Shhh hits a fist to the midsection on Hot Shot Donovan.
Mr. Shhh kicks Hot Shot Donovan.]
VM: Mr. Shhh with a series of kicks as Hot Shot rolls back into the
ring.
[The crowd is really behind Mr. Shhh.
Hot Shot Donovan punches Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh chops Hot Shot Donovan.
The crowd is cheering on Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh kicks Hot Shot Donovan.
Mr. Shhh uses a backbreaker on Hot Shot Donovan.
Mr. Shhh takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a kneebreaker.
Mr. Shhh hits Hot Shot Donovan with a Tombstone.
The crowd is cheering on Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh runs into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Mr. Shhh
counters it with a punch.]
JV: Donovan should just give up. He's no match for Mr. Shhh.
[Mr. Shhh throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring.
Mr. Shhh goes through the ropes.
The crowd is cheering on Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh nails Hot Shot Donovan with a Tombstone.
Steve Lanier counts: 1.
Mr. Shhh executes a punch on Hot Shot Donovan.
Steve Lanier counts: 2.
Mr. Shhh knocks Hot Shot Donovan into the ringpost.]
VM: He's out to injure Donovan now.
JV: He's gotta teach him a lesson. Nobody messes with Trinity.
[Mr. Jones comes from behind and distracts Hot Shot Donovan.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Steve Lanier counts: 3.
Mr. Shhh goes for a punch, but Hot Shot Donovan reverses it.
Steve Lanier counts: 4.
Hot Shot Donovan reenters the ring.
Mr. Shhh follows him back in.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan hits a bodyslam on Mr. Shhh.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Mr. Shhh with a tiger suplex.
Steve Lanier counts: One, kickout.]
VM: Only a one count!
JV: Ahahahahahahhahahahahaha! Donovan doesn't have a chance!
[The crowd is cheering on Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan uses a jawbreaker on Mr. Shhh.
Hot Shot Donovan throws Mr. Shhh out of the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan goes through the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Mr. Shhh with a snap suplex.
Steve Lanier counts: 1.]
JV: Donovan shouldn't be taking this outside. Sure he can do some more
damage out there, but he's outnumbered by Shhh's bodyguards and Mr. Shhh
has much more experience handling himself outside of the ring than
Donovan.
[Hot Shot Donovan hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Mr. Shhh.
Hot Shot Donovan reenters the ring.
Mr. Shhh follows him back in.
Hot Shot Donovan hits a forearm to the back on Mr. Shhh.]
VM: Well that was a pretty successful series for Donovan on the outside
there.
[Hot Shot Donovan whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh hits Hot Shot Donovan with an elbow.
Mr. Shhh whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a kick to the midsection on Mr. Shhh.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Mr. Shhh with an inverted atomic drop.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a kick to the thigh, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
a dragon screw.]
VM: Shhh again working on the leg of Donovan.
JV: Smart move. Take out the leg and you take out the hot kick.
[Mr. Shhh chops Hot Shot Donovan.
The crowd is cheering on Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh chops Hot Shot Donovan.
The crowd is cheering on Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh punches Hot Shot Donovan.
The crowd is cheering on Mr. Shhh.
Hot Shot Donovan punches Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is responding to Hot Shot Donovan.
Mr. Shhh kicks Hot Shot Donovan.
The crowd is cheering on Mr. Shhh.
Hot Shot Donovan chops Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is responding to Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan punches Mr. Shhh.]
VM: Both men back and forth.
[Mr. Shhh goes for a faceslam, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh hits Hot Shot Donovan.
Mr. Shhh is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Hot Shot Donovan chops Mr. Shhh.
There's a small reaction to Hot Shot Donovan.
Mr. Shhh hits Hot Shot Donovan.
The crowd is responding to Mr. Shhh.]
VM: Both men at the edge of exhaustion.
JV: Mr. Shhh has wrestled for almost 2 hours so far tonight. Truly a
remarkable accomplishment.
[Mr. Shhh goes for a faceslam, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan misses with a shoulderblock.
Hot Shot Donovan takes Mr. Shhh down with a clothesline.
Mr. Shhh goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Hot Shot Donovan
counters it with a legsweep.
Hot Shot Donovan executes the Hot Kick on Mr. Shhh.
The entire arena is cheering on Hot Shot Donovan.]
VM: The Hot Kick!! Donovan just nailed Mr. Shhh with the Hot Kick!!!
JV: What?!?! NO!!!!!
VM: Here's the cover!!!
[Hot Shot Donovan goes for the pin.
Steve Lanier counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is really behind Hot Shot Donovan.]
VM: He did it!!!! We have a new champion!!!!!
["Some Like It Hot" by Power Station starts to play.]
RA: Here is your winner, and new SWF American Champion, Hot Shot
Donovan!! In a time of 18:17!
[Donovan quickly exits the ring and grabs the American belt. He and
Trisha then climb over the guardrail and exit through the fans.]
VM: Donovan quickly leaving before any members of Trinity can get down
there to attack him. And rightly so.
JV: No! That's not fair. We need a rematch!! On a day where Mr. Shhh
hasn't wrestled in several previous matches. There's no way Donovan can
beat him in a fair fight.
VM: Well, Mr. Shhh did not have to be in War Games. But he chose to.
So now he has to live with the consequences. That of course brings up
an interesting scenario. Trinity can now honestly say that they are the
best stable, yet they just lost their last piece of gold.
[Mr. Shhh walks back to the locker rooms with his bodyguards in total
disgust]
VM: Well we still have one match to go in this incredible night of
matches. This PPV has gone on for over 5 hours now.
JV: And at $29.95, that's a damn good deal.
VM: Indeed it is. But now we're at the finale. Let's go down to Rick
Ascott for the final set of ring introductions.
RA: Ladies and Gentlemen, our final match is for the SWF World Title.
Introducing first ["Sons of Scotland" by James Horner starts to play.]
Being led to the ring by his manager, Lady Jezebel, from Edinburgh,
Scotland, weighing in at 375 pounds, here is Sean "The Duke" McKenzie!!
[Sean and Jezebel emerge from the entrance. They make their way down to
the ring. Along the way, McKenzie throws white roses into the audience.
The crowd is cheering them on. He enters the ring as the music dies
down and "I Love Rock 'n Roll" by Joan Jett starts to play.]
RA: And his opponent, being led to the ring by his manager, the
notorious Jukebox Hero, from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 237 pounds,
here is the SWF World Champion, Rock 'n Roll Animal!!
[The two men emerge from the entrance. A lone spotlight shines on them
as they make their way to the ring. The crowd is ecstatic.]
VM: All right, we're about to see Animal take on the man who vacated the
International belt to take care of family business in Scotland.
JV: Had he known that he was only going to be gone 9 days, he would
still be champion.
VM: Yes, but since he did give up the belt, he now has a chance to win
the World belt. There's the bell.
[They lock up.
Sean McKenzie nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with an over-the-shoulder
stomachbreaker.
The crowd is cheering on Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie hits a Big Leg Drop on Rock 'n Roll Animal.]
VM: McKenzie has a huge size advantage here as he outweighs Animal by
150 pounds.
JV: It's the haggis.
VM: Excuse me?
JV: Haggis. Really helps you pack on those extra pounds.
[The crowd is really behind Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with an inverted backbreaker.
Sean McKenzie goes for a choke slam, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Sean McKenzie executes a choke slam on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Sean McKenzie runs into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a clothesline.]
VM: I've heard many jokes about haggis, but I have no idea what it is.
JV: Basically they talk all the internal organs of a calf, brain,
liver, lungs, etc. and boil it in the stomach.
VM: I think I'm going to be sick.
JV: It's not oatmeal!
[Sean McKenzie takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a choke slam.
Sean McKenzie takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with the Running Forearm Smash.
Steve Lanier counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sean McKenzie executes a spinebuster slam on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Steve Lanier counts: One, shoulder up.
Sean McKenzie hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a headlock takedown.]
VM: So far it's been all McKenzie
JV: Gotta be the haggis.
[Sean McKenzie runs into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal misses with a kick.
Sean McKenzie hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with an elbow.
Sean McKenzie gets an Indian deathlock on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Sean McKenzie nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with an over-the-shoulder
stomachbreaker.
Sean McKenzie gets a scorpion deathlock on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal tries to escape the hold.]
VM: Things are not looking good for our defending champion as he is yet
to get in any offense.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal is inching his way towards the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.
Sean McKenzie locks Rock 'n Roll Animal in an armlock hammerlock submission.
Rock 'n Roll Animal is valiantly trying to break the hold.]
VM: He gets out of one hold and gets caught in another.
JV: Gotta be the haggis.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Sean McKenzie puts Rock 'n Roll Animal in a grapevine.]
VM: And another submission hold.
JV: Gotta be the haggis.
VM: Will you shut up about the haggis!?!?
JV: Fine! Chill out.
VM: Thank you.
JV: (under his breath)haggis.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Sean McKenzie runs into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a swinging punch, but Sean McKenzie
counters it with an armbreaker.
Sean McKenzie whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal uses a slap on Sean McKenzie.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a waistlock suplex, but Sean McKenzie
counters it with an elbowsmash.
Sean McKenzie nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with a DDT.]
VM: Well Animals offense is brought to a quick stop.
JV: Gotta be the...
[Vance glares at Johnny.]
JV: shoes. It's gotta be the shoes. Take a chill pill.
[The crowd is cheering on Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie uses an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
The crowd is really behind Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a Gorilla Press.
Sean McKenzie takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a dragon suplex.]
JV: Or it could be the haggis.
[Steve Lanier counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is going crazy.
Sean McKenzie puts Rock 'n Roll Animal in an armlock hammerlock
submission.]
VM: That's it! You can broadcast this last match yourself!
[Vance McMihn takes off his headsets and storms off.]
JV: Thank god. I've been trying to get rind of him for years.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Rock 'n Roll Animal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Sean McKenzie throws Rock 'n Roll Animal out of the ring.
Steve Lanier counts: one, Rock 'n Roll Animal reenters the ring.
Sean McKenzie nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with a double-axhandle chop.
Sean McKenzie goes for a brain buster, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with
a Northern Lights suplex.
Steve Lanier counts: One, kickout.]
JV: How about that? Animal with another bit of offense. Hey hey, my my,
Rock 'n Roll will never die.
[A small "Rock 'n Roll Animal" chant is being started.
Sean McKenzie goes for a DDT, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with
a Northern Lights suplex.
Steve Lanier counts: One, two, kickout.]
JV: Animal, master of the northern lights suplex.
[The crowd is cheering on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Sean McKenzie with a knee to the back.
Rock 'n Roll Animal uses a slap on Sean McKenzie.
Rock 'n Roll Animal uses a swinging punch on Sean McKenzie.]
JV: Ok for those of you at home, McMihn leaves and Animal starts doing
better. Coincidence? I think not!
[Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a back heel kick, but Sean McKenzie
counters it with a legsweep.
Sean McKenzie goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Rock 'n Roll Animal
counters it with a backdrop.
In turn, Sean McKenzie counters it with a sunset flip.
Steve Lanier counts: One, shoulder up.
Sean McKenzie uses a double-axhandle chop on Rock 'n Roll Animal.]
JV: Gotta be the haggis.
[Sean McKenzie goes for a DDT, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal uses a waistlock suplex on Sean McKenzie.
Steve Lanier counts: One, two, kickout.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a back heel kick, but Sean McKenzie blocks it.
Sean McKenzie uses a double-axhandle chop on Rock 'n Roll Animal.]
JV: Not as fun if I can't annoy McMihn.
[Sean McKenzie runs into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie misses with a clothesline.
Sean McKenzie misses with a kick.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Sean McKenzie with a kick.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits a knee to the back on Sean McKenzie.
Rock 'n Roll Animal runs into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a clothesline.
Sean McKenzie hits an inverted backbreaker on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Sean McKenzie throws Rock 'n Roll Animal out of the ring.
Sean McKenzie goes through the ropes.]
JV: All right! It's time to get hardcore!!
[The crowd is cheering on Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a brain buster.
Steve Lanier counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Steve Lanier counts: 2.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for the Revolution #9, but Sean McKenzie
counters it with a roll away.]
JV: Oooh! Somersault splash to the concrete. look before you leap next
time Animal.
[Sean McKenzie reenters the ring.
Rock 'n Roll Animal follows him back in.
Sean McKenzie whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a swinging punch on Sean McKenzie.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a swinging punch, but Sean McKenzie blocks it.
Sean McKenzie chops Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Sean McKenzie is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sean McKenzie punches Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Sean McKenzie takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a Gorilla Press.
Sean McKenzie nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with an over-the-shoulder
stomachbreaker.]
JV: Uh-oh. Animal is having trouble. That can only mean...
[Vance McMihn comes walking back in, sits down and puts on his headset.]
JV: So come crawling back, huh?
VM: No. Brian Frenck told me to get back in here or to start looking
for a new job.
JV: Hey, I'll help you find a new job. McDonald's is always hiring.
[Sean McKenzie whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie goes for a Gorilla Press, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Sean McKenzie with a waistlock suplex.
Steve Lanier counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a punch, but Sean McKenzie blocks it.
Sean McKenzie nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with a jack-knife power bomb.
Steve Lanier counts: One, kickout.]
VM: Only a one count. No thank you Johnny. I'll stay here at this job.
I'll just try to find someone to replace you.
JV: Yeah. Like who could you find to replace me?
[Sean McKenzie goes for an inverted backbreaker, but Rock 'n Roll Animal
counters it with a backdrop.
Sean McKenzie goes for a bearhug, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with
a punch.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a punch on Sean McKenzie.
Rock 'n Roll Animal uses a waistlock suplex on Sean McKenzie.
Steve Lanier counts: One, two, shoulder up.
There's a small reaction to Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a stomp on Sean McKenzie.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a slap on Sean McKenzie.]
VM: Well there's Jesse "The Bod...
JV: Don't you dare even talk to him!! That guy has been riding on my
coattails for a long time. I go into wrestling, he goes into
wrestling. I go into broadcasting, he goes into broadcasting. I run
for mayor of my hometown, he runs for mayor of his hometown. I go into
acting, he goes into acting. Hell the guy stole my parts in The Running
Man and Predator.
VM: Then be nice to me.
JV: grrrrr......
[Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Sean McKenzie down with a knee to the back.
Rock 'n Roll Animal nails Sean McKenzie with a dropkick.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a knee to the back on Sean McKenzie.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Sean McKenzie with a clothesline.
Sean McKenzie falls out of the ring.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes through the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal knocks Sean McKenzie into the ringsteps.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Sean McKenzie into the guardrail.]
VM: Animal dominating McKenzie on the outside.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal nails Sean McKenzie with a stomp.
Steve Lanier counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Sean McKenzie goes for a spinebuster slam, but Rock 'n Roll Animal
counters it with a kneelift.
Steve Lanier counts: 2.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Sean McKenzie with a back heel kick.
Rock 'n Roll Animal knocks Sean McKenzie into the ringsteps.
The crowd is responding to Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits a slap on Sean McKenzie.]
JV: Animal is surprisingly doing well considering you're here.
VM: What does that mean?
JV: Oh nothing.
VM: You were talking about me behind my back while I wasn't here,
weren't you?
JV: Oh, hey look at that move by Animal.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Sean McKenzie into the guardrail.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a Yakuza kick, but Sean McKenzie counters it with
a duck-down move.
Steve Lanier counts: 3.
Sean McKenzie knocks Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ringsteps.
Sean McKenzie whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the guardrail.
Sean McKenzie takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a choke slam.
Steve Lanier counts: 4.
Sean McKenzie knocks Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ringsteps.]
VM: McKenzie back in control now.
[Steve Lanier counts: 5.
Sean McKenzie whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the guardrail.
Sean McKenzie hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a European uppercut.
Steve Lanier counts: 6.
Rock 'n Roll Animal is busted wide open.
Sean McKenzie whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the guardrail.
Sean McKenzie goes for an inverted backbreaker, but Rock 'n Roll Animal
blocks it.
Steve Lanier counts: 7.
Rock 'n Roll Animal reenters the ring.]
JV: Animal should've stayed out there. He's getting his butt kicked,
and he could've held on to the belt.
[Sean McKenzie follows him back in.
Rock 'n Roll Animal is bleeding like a faucet.
Rock 'n Roll Animal uses a waistlock suplex on Sean McKenzie.
Steve Lanier counts: One, two, kickout.
Rock 'n Roll Animal catches Sean McKenzie in a sleeperhold.
Sean McKenzie reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Sean McKenzie gets a bearhug on Rock 'n Roll Animal.]
VM: Both men trading submission holds.
[Sean McKenzie lets go after 9 seconds.
Sean McKenzie goes for a dragon suplex, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes, but Sean McKenzie
reverses it.
Sean McKenzie hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a shoulderblock.
Sean McKenzie puts Rock 'n Roll Animal in a chinlock deathlock
submission.]
VM: Yet another submission hold by McKenzie.
JV: (sarcastically under his breath) Oh yeah, with commentary like that,
you can't be replaced.
VM: What was that?
JV: Oh yeah, the cameraman got a great shot of Animal's face.
VM: Why yes our video crew has been doing an excellent job tonight.
Especially since this has gone on much longer than usual.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Rock 'n Roll Animal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a double leg trip into a backflip cradle.
The crowd is responding to Rock 'n Roll Animal.]
VM: Animal just tripped up McKenzie! He's got him in a cradle!
[Steve Lanier counts: One, two, three.]
VM: He did it! He got the win!
JV: He caught McKenzie totally off guard with that double leg trip.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal is getting a good reaction from the crowd. "I Love
Rock 'n Roll" by Joan Jett starts to play.]
RA: here is your winner, and still World Champion, Rock 'n Roll Animal!!
In a time of 13:14!!
[Animal helps McKenzie up and shakes his hand.]
VM: Well we are completely out of time as this broadcast has gone on for
5 1/2 hours.
JV: And that's not including the Free-for-all stuff.
VM: well you can catch Johnny and I tomorrow for a special edition of
SWF Slaughterhouse.
JV: What's so special about it?
VM: I don't know. They haven't even given me a line-up for it yet.
Well we are completely out of time. So for the entire SWF broadcast
crew, we say so long and good night.
[fade to black]
(
geocities.com/timessquare/alley) (
geocities.com/timessquare)