[Clip from Slaughterhouse, August 16th, 1997]
DO: What about Triumphant Tuesday now that Ron Jones is gone as announcer?
BF: Funny you should ask that. The Triumphant Tuesday crew has also
been fired.
DO: What?
BF: They were the laziest bunch of individuals I've ever seen. I
They've taken more time off then the rest of the SWF staff put together.
So say bye-bye to Captain Canuck, Tom Rogers, Gabe-Zachery Colbert and
Joe Hall, cuz they are through with the SWF.
[Cut to a shot of Pres. Brian Frenck sitting at his desk]
BF: It took me 2 1/2 months but I finally found a crew that is capable of
broadcasting Triumphant Tuesday. And I am pleased to announce that we have
also signed a tv contract with the Fox Sports Network to broadcast the new
Triumphant Tuesday shows. So in the immortal words of Al Bundy, "Let's Rock!"
[Huge flashy opening with scenes of all of the wrestlers in action. "Rock 'n
Roll All Nite" by Kiss blares. scene dissolves to the broadcast booth.]
Man: Hello, my name is Erik Bennett and welcome to the return of Triumphant
Tuesday, live on Fox Sports Net. We are here at the Forum in Inglewood,
California and the stars are here in full force tonight. 20,000 raving
lunatics are here for our show. And here is my partner, Frank Smith.
Frank Smith: Welcome everybody. Our first match of tonight is between ex-IWF
star King Cobra and the newcomer The Israeli Soldier.
EB: First, coming down to the ring hailing from Parts unknown is King Cobra
standing 6 feet 8 inches and weighing in at 287 pounds.
["Walk" by Panthera thumps through the speakers as King Cobra strolls down
to ringside.]
EB: And now coming down to ringside accompanied by Tami K. coming out of
Jerusalem, Israel standing 7 feet and weighing 400 pounds... The Israeli
Soldier.
[The Israelian National Anthem blasts through the speakers as the mammoth
Israeli Soldier comes down to the ring.]
[They lock up.
The Israeli Soldier whips King Cobra into the ropes.
The Israeli Soldier hits a flying forearm on King Cobra.
Jerry Carter counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Israeli Soldier is getting a good reaction from the crowd.]
EB: The Soldier hits a flying forearm and the crowd is getting in to it.
[King Cobra goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but The Israeli Soldier
counters it with a facerake.
King Cobra nails The Israeli Soldier with a DDT.
King Cobra is going for the pin.
Jerry Carter counts: One, two, kickout.]
FS: Damn moron, it's only a minute into the match and he's tried to pin twice.
EB: Calm down, it's okay to try for the pin at any time.
[King Cobra bows to the crowd.
The crowd is responding to King Cobra.]
EB: Well, it seems the fans can't decide who they like.
FS: Those morons couldn't even choose what kind of beer they like let alone
which guy the like better in the ring.
EB: Shut up. They pay our salaries.
[King Cobra takes The Israeli Soldier down with a low blow.
King Cobra goes for a tiger driver, but The Israeli Soldier counters it with
a backdrop.
The Israeli Soldier executes a Vader attack on King Cobra.
The Israeli Soldier goes for a tiger driver, but King Cobra blocks it.]
EB: The Soldier is trying to get something going but no dice.
[King Cobra hits a backspin DDT on The Israeli Soldier.
King Cobra is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
King Cobra hits a jumping side kick on The Israeli Soldier.
King Cobra nails The Israeli Soldier with a jumping side kick.
King Cobra uses a belly-to-belly suplex on The Israeli Soldier.]
FS: Cobra is really taking it to that soldier.
[There are lots of chants for King Cobra.]
EB: The crowd is becoming a factor in this match.
FS: It's about time they make some noise.
[King Cobra gets the STF on The Israeli Soldier.
The Israeli Soldier reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
King Cobra bows to the crowd.
There are lots of chants for King Cobra.
King Cobra goes for a DDT, but The Israeli Soldier counters it with
an inverted atomic drop.
The Israeli Soldier whips King Cobra into the ropes.
The Israeli Soldier misses with a kick.
King Cobra takes The Israeli Soldier down with a jumping side kick.
The crowd is going crazy.]
EB: Cobra just hit a jumping side kick and the lunatics are going mad.
[King Cobra whips The Israeli Soldier into the ropes.
[The Israeli Soldier misses with a shoulderblock.
King Cobra hits a dropkick to the knee on The Israeli Soldier.
King Cobra hits The Israeli Soldier.
The crowd is really behind King Cobra.
King Cobra kicks The Israeli Soldier.
King Cobra is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
King Cobra executes a belly-to-belly suplex on The Israeli Soldier.]
FS: It's all King Cobra in this match.
EB: You can never count out anyone in the SWF.
FS: Except when they're out of the ring.
[The Israeli Soldier hits a snap suplex on King Cobra.
The Israeli Soldier runs into the ropes.
The Israeli Soldier misses with a clothesline.
The Israeli Soldier executes a Gorilla Press on King Cobra.
There are lots of chants for The Israeli Soldier.]
EB: Listen to that noise.
FS: Don't they ever shut up.
[The Israeli Soldier executes a belly-to-back suplex on King Cobra.
The Israeli Soldier has the crowd going wild.
The Israeli Soldier goes for a snap suplex, but King Cobra blocks it.
King Cobra locks The Israeli Soldier in a cobra clutch.
The Israeli Soldier reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
King Cobra executes a dropkick to the knee on The Israeli Soldier.]
EB: The Soldier is hurt! His knee doesn't look sound.
FS: Look at that wimp limp!! HAHAHAHA!!!
[King Cobra punches The Israeli Soldier.
The crowd is cheering on King Cobra.
The Israeli Soldier kicks King Cobra.
The crowd is going crazy.]
EB: The raving lunatics have gone crazy. This match is really going back and
forth.
FS: You know you have real good perception of the obvious you moron.
[The Israeli Soldier chops King Cobra.
The Israeli Soldier punches King Cobra.
King Cobra begs off.]
FS: Look at him beg like a well trained dog.
[The Israeli Soldier hits King Cobra with a dragon suplex.
Jerry Carter counts: One, shoulder up.
The chants for The Israeli Soldier are deafening.
The Israeli Soldier nails King Cobra with a dragon suplex.
Jerry Carter counts: One, two, kickout.]
EB: Two dragon suplexes can't put the Cobra away.
FS: That don't mean s[bleep].
[The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Israeli Soldier hits a back suplex on King Cobra.
The Israeli Soldier throws King Cobra out of the ring.
The Israeli Soldier goes through the ropes.
The Israeli Soldier takes King Cobra down with a tiger suplex.
The Israeli Soldier hits a German suplex on King Cobra.
King Cobra is busted wide open.]
EB: Look at that blood! I can't beleive it. We're on prime time all over the
nation.
FS: BLOOD!!!! I love it. Now we're getting down to business.
[The Israeli Soldier whips King Cobra into the guardrail.
The Israeli Soldier uses a belly-to-back suplex on King Cobra.
Jerry Carter counts: 1.
Jerry Carter counts: 2.]
FS: Shut up Carter! Just let 'em go at it out here.
EB: He's only doing his job and how can you admonish the official??
[They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Israeli Soldier goes for a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but King Cobra
counters it with an enzuilariato.
The Israeli Soldier whips King Cobra into the guardrail.
The Israeli Soldier nails King Cobra with a dragon suplex.
The Israeli Soldier reenters the ring.
King Cobra follows him back in.]
FS: Awww, man! And I was just getting in this match.
EB: This match can only be won in the ring so the soldier did the right thing.
[The Israeli Soldier goes for a bridging back suplex, but King Cobra blocks it.
King Cobra uses a dropkick to the knee on The Israeli Soldier.
King Cobra goes for a backspin DDT, but The Israeli Soldier counters it with
a belly-to-belly suplex.
The Israeli Soldier nails King Cobra with a dragon suplex.]
EB: WOW! Another dragon suplex!
FS: Can't they do anything else?
[Jerry Carter counts: One, shoulder up.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Israeli Soldier.
The Israeli Soldier places King Cobra on the turnbuckle.
The Israeli Soldier uses a belly-to-belly superplex on King Cobra.
The Israeli Soldier goes for a vertical suplex, but King Cobra reverses it.
King Cobra executes a dropkick to the knee on The Israeli Soldier.]
EB: Cobra is going after that knee again! The Israeli Soldier doesn't look
to good.
FS: Look at him limp.
[King Cobra uses a Russian legsweep on The Israeli Soldier.
The crowd is going crazy.
King Cobra bows to the crowd.
The crowd is going crazy.
King Cobra whips The Israeli Soldier into the ropes.
The Israeli Soldier takes King Cobra down with a belly-to-belly suplex.]
EB: Big belly-to-belly!
FS: Shut up and watch the match!
EB: Screw you!
[The Israeli Soldier goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but King Cobra
counters it with a bulldog headlock.
King Cobra goes for a backspin DDT, but The Israeli Soldier blocks it.
The Israeli Soldier attemps to place King Cobra on the turnbuckle, but
King Cobra blocks it.
The Israeli Soldier executes a tiger driver on King Cobra.
Jerry Carter counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd erupts.]
EB: The crowd erupts like Vesuvius after that tiger driver.
FS: Those freaks really should decide who they're rooting for.
[The Israeli Soldier executes a tiger suplex on King Cobra.
Jerry Carter counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is giving The Israeli Soldier a standing ovation.
King Cobra begs off.]
FS: Cobra ain't no man 'cause he begs like a woman.
[The Israeli Soldier takes King Cobra down with a tiger suplex.
Jerry Carter counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is giving The Israeli Soldier a standing ovation.
The Israeli Soldier goes for a snap suplex, but King Cobra blocks it.
King Cobra hits The Israeli Soldier with a belly-to-belly suplex.
King Cobra uses a dropkick to the knee on The Israeli Soldier.
King Cobra goes for a jumping side kick, but The Israeli Soldier
counters it with a duck-down move.
The Israeli Soldier hits King Cobra.
King Cobra chops The Israeli Soldier.
The crowd is going crazy.]
FS: Hear that sound?
EB: Huh? Oh, you mean the noise.
FS: No, it's the sound of momentum changing hands over and over.
[King Cobra chops The Israeli Soldier.
King Cobra runs into the ropes.
The Israeli Soldier goes for a flying forearm, but King Cobra counters it with
a duck-down move.
King Cobra whips The Israeli Soldier into the turnbuckle.
King Cobra takes The Israeli Soldier down with a DDT.
The crowd is going crazy.]
EB: Big DDT by Cobra and the crowd is going wild!
FS: Ain't no big thang.
EB: And you can do better?
FS: Hell yeah.
[King Cobra hits a backspin DDT on The Israeli Soldier.
King Cobra uses a low blow on The Israeli Soldier.
King Cobra goes for a tiger driver, but The Israeli Soldier blocks it.
King Cobra begs off.
The Israeli Soldier hits King Cobra with a belly-to-back suplex.
The Israeli Soldier executes a vertical suplex on King Cobra.]
EB: Two huge moves by the Soldier. Cobra doesn't look too well.
FS: Never did, never will.
[The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Israeli Soldier.
The Israeli Soldier whips King Cobra into the ropes.
The Israeli Soldier hits King Cobra with a Gorilla Press.
King Cobra catches The Israeli Soldier in a cobra clutch.
The Israeli Soldier is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Israeli Soldier reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
King Cobra bows to the crowd.
The chants for King Cobra are deafening.
King Cobra runs into the ropes.
King Cobra nails The Israeli Soldier with a jumping side kick.
King Cobra whips The Israeli Soldier into the ropes.]
FS: Pretty cheap wrestling right now. These 2 boys suck.
[The Israeli Soldier misses with a clothesline.
The Israeli Soldier hits King Cobra with an elbow.
The Israeli Soldier runs into the ropes.
King Cobra hits The Israeli Soldier with an elbow.
King Cobra throws The Israeli Soldier out of the ring.
Jerry Carter counts: one, two, three, four, The Israeli Soldier
reenters the ring.
King Cobra hits a low blow on The Israeli Soldier.
King Cobra hits The Israeli Soldier with a tiger driver.
Jerry Carter counts: One, two, kickout.
The chants for King Cobra are deafening.]
EB: The crowd is really into this one.
FS: Can't tell why. This match has been pretty ordinary.
[The Israeli Soldier hits a Soviet suplex on King Cobra.
The Israeli Soldier uses a gutwrench suplex on King Cobra.
Jerry Carter counts: One, two, kickout.
King Cobra goes for a cobra clutch, but The Israeli Soldier blocks it.
The Israeli Soldier hits a tiger driver on King Cobra.
Jerry Carter counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Israeli Soldier.
King Cobra begs off.]
FS: Keep begging King Cobra and maybe The Israeli Soldier will give you what
you really want.
EB: Shut up you pervert.
[The Israeli Soldier hits King Cobra with a bridging back suplex.
Jerry Carter counts: One, kickout.
The Israeli Soldier complains about a slow count.
The crowd erupts.
The Israeli Soldier goes for a vertical suplex, but King Cobra blocks it.
King Cobra nails The Israeli Soldier with a DDT.
King Cobra goes for a cobra clutch, but The Israeli Soldier counters it with
an armdrag takedown.
The Israeli Soldier whips King Cobra into the ropes.
ing Cobra misses with a kick.
The Israeli Soldier goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but King Cobra
counters it with a facerake.
King Cobra goes for a DDT, but The Israeli Soldier counters it with
an inverted atomic drop.]
FS: Nice counters by the two men.
EB: Ehh! That's nothing.
[The Israeli Soldier takes King Cobra down with a tiger driver.
Jerry Carter counts: One, two, in the ropes...
King Cobra hits The Israeli Soldier with a belly-to-back suplex.
The crowd erupts.]
EB: HUGE suplex and the crowd is going crazy.
FS: These two idiots should go get some wrestling advice from Jagged Edge.
[King Cobra goes for the STF, but The Israeli Soldier blocks it.
The Israeli Soldier gets a Sammartino backbreaker on King Cobra.
King Cobra is struggling to reach the ropes.
King Cobra is valiantly trying to break the hold.
King Cobra reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
King Cobra is bleeding like a faucet.
The Israeli Soldier hits a Northern Lights suplex on King Cobra.
Jerry Carter counts: One, two, kickout.
The chants for The Israeli Soldier are deafening.]
EB: The crowd is behind The Israeli Soldier now.
FS: This crowd flip flops more than politicians.
[The Israeli Soldier whips King Cobra into the ropes.
King Cobra misses with a shoulderblock.
The Israeli Soldier misses with a clothesline.
The Israeli Soldier misses with a clothesline.
King Cobra goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but The Israeli Soldier
counters it with a punch.
King Cobra walks out for the countout.]
EB: Where's he going?
FS: Probably going to the backroom to have some quality private time.
EB: Aww, shut up. Well, King Cobra has conceded the match to The Israeli
Soldier. The Israeli Soldier won the match in 12 minutes and 17 seconds.
And now a word from our sponsors.
[Commericals for Devil's Night and college football.
EB: Welcome back. Our next match features Mr. Meteorite #4 up against Sean
Slade.
FS: Let's get started.
EB: Now coming down to the ring from parts unknown, weighing 370 pounds and
standing 6 feet 5 inches... Mr. Meteorite #4.
[Mr. Meteourite #4 walks out to silence and there is no sound as he walks to
the ring.]
EB: And now coming down to ringside is Sean Slade. He stands 6 feet and
weighs 220 pounds and is from Long Island.
FS: This looks like a mismatch in the making.
[Sean Slade walks down to the ring as "Grind" by Alice In Chains plays
through the speakers.]
EB: It looks like they're finally ready to wrestle.
[They lock up.
Sean Slade punches Mr. Meteorite #4.
Mr. Meteorite #4 kicks Sean Slade.
Sean Slade punches Mr. Meteorite #4.
Sean Slade goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Mr. Meteorite #4
counters it with a facerake.]
EB: Sean Slade tries to lift up Mr. Meteorite but can't hold up the big man.
[Mr. Meteorite #4 throws Sean Slade out of the ring.
Mr. Meteorite #4 goes through the ropes.
Eric Young counts: 1.
Sean Slade is busted wide open.]
FS: More BLOOD! This is my kind of match.
[Mr. Meteorite #4 whips Sean Slade into the guardrail.
Eric Young counts: 2.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Eric Young counts: 3.
Sean Slade knocks Mr. Meteorite #4 into the ringsteps.
A small "Sean Slade" chant is being started.
Sean Slade whips Mr. Meteorite #4 into the guardrail.
Sean Slade whips Mr. Meteorite #4 into the guardrail.]
EB: They're really getting into it outside. Slade is dominating outside.
FS: Wow! The big man is getting whupped.
[They're brawling inside the ring area.
Sean Slade whips Mr. Meteorite #4 into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Eric Young counts: 4.
Sean Slade whips Mr. Meteorite #4 into the guardrail.
Eric Young counts: 5.
Sean Slade reenters the ring.
Mr. Meteorite #4 follows him back in.]
EB: Finally going back to where the match is won.
FS: This sucks. Outside is more exciting.
[Sean Slade hits Mr. Meteorite #4 with a springboard lariat.
Sean Slade whips Mr. Meteorite #4 into the ropes.
Mr. Meteorite #4 uses a short lariat on Sean Slade.
Eric Young counts: One, kickout.
There are lots of chants for Mr. Meteorite #4.
Mr. Meteorite #4 whips Sean Slade into the ropes, but Sean Slade reverses it.
Sean Slade hits Mr. Meteorite #4 with a DDT.]
EB: Slade DDT's Meteorite.
[The crowd is cheering on Sean Slade.
Sean Slade goes for the STF, but Mr. Meteorite #4 blocks it.
Mr. Meteorite #4 uses a punch on Sean Slade.
Mr. Meteorite #4 whips Sean Slade into the ropes.
Mr. Meteorite #4 misses with a shoulderblock.
Mr. Meteorite #4 and Sean Slade get hit with a double clothesline.
Mr. Meteorite #4 chops Sean Slade.
Sean Slade kicks Mr. Meteorite #4.
The crowd is cheering on Sean Slade.
Mr. Meteorite #4 chops Sean Slade.
Mr. Meteorite #4 goes for a vertical suplex, but Sean Slade counters it with
a small package.
Eric Young counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
EB: Nice counter and almost puts down Mr. Meteorite #4.
FS: That wasn't much.
[Sean Slade goes for a ropeburn, but Mr. Meteorite #4 blocks it.
Mr. Meteorite #4 runs into the ropes.
Sean Slade hits Mr. Meteorite #4 with an elbow.
Sean Slade executes a waistlock suplex on Mr. Meteorite #4.
The crowd is cheering on Sean Slade.
Sean Slade gives the sign for the Sladeplex.
Sean Slade goes for the Sladeplex, but Mr. Meteorite #4 counters it with
a fist to the midsection.
Mr. Meteorite #4 goes for a vertical suplex, but Sean Slade counters it with
a small package.
Eric Young counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
EB: Slade almost gets the three count.
FS: Almost ain't worth jack s[bleep].
[Sean Slade runs into the ropes.
Sean Slade hits Mr. Meteorite #4 with a kick.
Sean Slade is going for the pin.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.
Sean Slade hits a springboard lariat on Mr. Meteorite #4.
The crowd is really behind Sean Slade.
Sean Slade uses a waistlock suplex on Mr. Meteorite #4.
There are lots of chants for Sean Slade.
Sean Slade is bleeding profusely.
Sean Slade goes for the Sladeplex, but he can't do it.
Mr. Meteorite #4 counters it with a fist to the midsection.]
EB: Slade misses his finisher for the second time.
FS: HAHAHAHA!!!
[Sean Slade runs into the ropes.
Mr. Meteorite #4 misses with an elbow.
Mr. Meteorite #4 misses with a shoulderblock.
Mr. Meteorite #4 hits Sean Slade with a kick.
Mr. Meteorite #4 goes for a roundhouse right, but Sean Slade counters it with
an armbreaker.
Sean Slade runs into the ropes.
Mr. Meteorite #4 executes a swinging punch on Sean Slade.
Mr. Meteorite #4 nails Sean Slade with a powerslam.
Eric Young counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
EB: Wow! What a hug impact on that powerslam, but Slade manages to kick out
anyways.
[Sean Slade uses a belly-to-back suplex on Mr. Meteorite #4.
The crowd is really behind Sean Slade.
Sean Slade goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Mr. Meteorite #4 blocks it.
Mr. Meteorite #4 takes Sean Slade down with a flying forearm.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd erupts.
Mr. Meteorite #4 attemps to place Sean Slade on the turnbuckle, but Sean Slade
blocks it.
Mr. Meteorite #4 chops Sean Slade.
The chants for Mr. Meteorite #4 are deafening.]
EB: The crowd is really cheering on Mr. Meteorite #4.
FS: These morons would cheer a potato.
[Mr. Meteorite #4 punches Sean Slade.
The crowd is giving Mr. Meteorite #4 a standing ovation.
Mr. Meteorite #4 locks Sean Slade in a clawhold.
Sean Slade reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Mr. Meteorite #4 goes for a punch, but Sean Slade reverses it.
Sean Slade hits a front-layout superplex on Mr. Meteorite #4.
Sean Slade runs into the ropes.
Mr. Meteorite #4 hits Sean Slade with a clothesline.
Mr. Meteorite #4 goes for a flying forearm, but Sean Slade counters it with
a duck-down move.
Sean Slade executes a punch on Mr. Meteorite #4.
Sean Slade hits Mr. Meteorite #4.
Mr. Meteorite #4 chops Sean Slade.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Meteorite #4.]
EB: This match is getting into full gear.
FS: This match is so slow I've seen marathons that had a faster pace.
[Mr. Meteorite #4 chops Sean Slade.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Meteorite #4.
Sean Slade hits Mr. Meteorite #4.
The crowd is really behind Sean Slade.
Mr. Meteorite #4 kicks Sean Slade.
The crowd erupts.
Mr. Meteorite #4 kicks Sean Slade.
The crowd is giving Mr. Meteorite #4 a standing ovation.
Mr. Meteorite #4 attemps to place Sean Slade on the turnbuckle, but Sean
Slade blocks it.]
EB: This is a full out brawl. No technical wrestling for these guys.
[Mr. Meteorite #4 goes for a Sammartino backbreaker, but Sean Slade
counters it with a backdrop.
Sean Slade catches Mr. Meteorite #4 in the STF.
Mr. Meteorite #4 is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mr. Meteorite #4 tries to escape the hold.
Mr. Meteorite #4 is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mr. Meteorite #4 reaches the ropes after being trapped for 20 seconds.]
EB: Moo... I mean Mr. Meteorite really fought out of that one.
FS: Yeah, the stuttering fool got out of it.
[Sean Slade runs into the ropes.
Sean Slade goes for a back heel kick, but Mr. Meteorite #4 counters it with
a legsweep.
Mr. Meteorite #4 nails Sean Slade with a flying headbutt.
Eric Young counts: One, two, three.]
EB: Meteorite took the win after a flying headbutt. Big air for a big guy.
FS: Didn't know big men could jump like that.
EB: Mr. Meteorite #4 won the match in 7 minutes and 57 seconds. Good night
everyone. We now send you guys to our partners for the remainder of the match.
[Fireworks go off as "Antichrist Superstar" plays.]
RA: Welcome to hour #2 of Triumphant Tuesday. I'm Richard Anderson, along with
Robby "The Drain" Keenan and HIWF Hardcore Champion Jay Hawke, and tonight, the
main event features the Westside Ridas against the Gods of Destruction, and the
SWF World Tag Team Championship is on the line.
RK: But first we'll see David Storm and Sean McKensie battle one-on-one.
JH: Well, if you ask me, both of these matches aren't worth the air time.
RA: We're getting ready to kick things off. Let's go to ring announcer David
Jules!
DJ: The next contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit.
["Unforgiven" by Metallica comes on the PA.]
DJ: Introducing first, from Bronx, New York, weighing 305 pounds, David Storm!
[The crowd boos heavily.]
RA: This crowd doesn't like David Storm.
JH: This guy gets his ass handed to him every week, why should they like him?
RA: That's a cheap shot, Jay.
RK: I thought it cost a pretty penny myself.
["Sons of Scotland" by James Horner comes on the PA.]
DJ: His opponent, accompanied by Lady Jezebel, from Edinburgh, Scotland,
weighing 375 pounds, Sean "The Duke" McKensie!
[The crowd erupts.]
RA: This should be a good one.
JH: So should have Badd Blood overall.
RA: True.
[They lock up.
Sean McKenzie runs into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie hits David Storm with a clothesline.
David Storm falls out of the ring.
Sean McKenzie goes through the ropes.]
RA: Out to the floor already, and they're brawling inside the ring area.
RK: Are you absolutely sure about that?
[Sean McKenzie knocks David Storm into the ringpost.
Sean McKenzie uses a dragon suplex on David Storm.]
JH: He can't pin him with that, but by God, he can hurt him.
[Joe Warner counts: 1.
Sean McKenzie throws David Storm back into the ring.]
RA: McKensie follows him in.
[Sean McKenzie whips David Storm into the ropes, but David Storm reverses it.
David Storm misses with a clothesline.
David Storm hits Sean McKenzie with an elbow.
David Storm goes for a powerslam, but Sean McKenzie counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
There are lots of chants for Sean McKenzie.]
RA: Listen to this crowd get behind McKenzie.
RK: They just want to look at Lezebel's behind.
RA: I'm sure some of them do.
JH: They're not to bright, then.
[Sean McKenzie nails David Storm with a headlock takedown.]
JH: Now this is a dumb move. You need to hold onto the headlock to do any
damage.
[Sean McKenzie goes for a European uppercut, but David Storm blocks it.
David Storm hits a Northern Lights suplex on Sean McKenzie.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is cheering on David Storm.]
RA: Storm gets the first near fall of the contest, and the crowd erupts.
JH: Some people will cheer anybody, I guess.
[David Storm whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes, but Sean McKenzie reverses it.
Sean McKenzie uses the Running Forearm Smash on David Storm.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, kickout.
Sean McKenzie is getting a good reaction from the crowd.]
RA: McKenzie with his first near fall.
RK: He needs to hook the tights if he wants any advantage.
JH: How about I shove a pair of tights down your throat?
[Sean McKenzie throws David Storm out of the ring.
Sean McKenzie goes through the ropes.]
RA: They're back on the floor.
[Sean McKenzie whips David Storm into the guardrail.
Joe Warner counts: 1.
Joe Warner counts: 2.
Joe Warner counts: 3.
Joe Warner counts: 4.]
JH: What the hell did they do, hit the slo-mo button?
[Sean McKenzie whips David Storm into the guardrail.
Sean McKenzie reenters the ring.]
RA: And Storm is slowly making his way back to the ring.
[David Storm follows him back in.
David Storm brings the table into the ring.]
RA: Wait a minute.
JH: This is not for the Toughman Title, get that table out of here.
[Sean McKenzie goes for a spinebuster slam, but David Storm counters it with
a DDT.
In turn, Sean McKenzie counters it with a backdrop.
Sean McKenzie uses an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on David Storm.
Sean McKenzie nails David Storm with a German suplex.
Both men's shoulders are on the mat.
Joe Warner counts: One, Sean McKenzie lifts a shoulder, two, kickout.
There are lots of chants for Sean McKenzie.]
RA: And a near fall by "The Duke".
RK: And he nearly pinned himself at the same time.
JH: Too bad he didn't. I have a match tomorrow night.
RA: You do?
JH: Maybe I don't, but I don't want to stay here.
[Sean McKenzie goes for a double reverse chinlock, but David Storm
counters it with a facerake.]
JH: Maybe it wasn't in my training, but can you even do a double reverse
chinlock?
RK: Apparently.
JH: Is that anything like a double Boston crab?
[David Storm runs into the ropes.
David Storm hits Sean McKenzie with a clothesline.
David Storm nails Sean McKenzie with a back heel kick.
Sean McKenzie goes for a choke slam, but David Storm blocks it.
David Storm goes for an Asai moonsault, but Sean McKenzie counters it with
a Tombstone.]
RA: He caught Storm in mid-air and tombstoned him!
[Fatal Fury comes down to ringside.]
RK: What the hell is that?
RA: That's 294 pounds of Fatal Fury coming to ringside.
JH: Oh, that Vader wannabe. I think he says "It's Fury Time", doesn't he?
RA: Not that I recall.
[Sean McKenzie hits an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on David Storm.
Sean McKenzie goes for a DDT, but David Storm counters it with a low blow.
David Storm whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes, but Sean McKenzie reverses it.
David Storm executes a Hotshot on Sean McKenzie.
Crowd: "David Storm!"]
JH: Sucks!
[Crowd: "David Storm!"]
JH: Sucks!
RA: Cut it out!
[David Storm hits Sean McKenzie with a bodyslam.
Sean McKenzie whips David Storm into the ropes, but David Storm reverses it.
Sean McKenzie executes a Gorilla Press on David Storm.
Sean McKenzie is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sean McKenzie goes for a bearhug, but David Storm counters it with a facerake.
David Storm executes a Vader attack on Sean McKenzie.
David Storm is going for the pin.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, kickout.]
RA: Storm was pounding away on him, but only got two.
RK: He wasted too much time.
JH: Well, if he ate less of that spicy food, he'd be fine.
[David Storm nails Sean McKenzie with a Russian legsweep.
David Storm goes for a kick to the midsection, but Sean McKenzie blocks it.
Sean McKenzie runs into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie hits David Storm with a double-axhandle chop.]
JH: Capt. Kirk lives!
RA: Great, he's back into that kick.
[Sean McKenzie hits a double-axhandle chop on David Storm.]
JH: Spock, are you out of your Vulcan mind?
RK: Ha ha ha!
RA: Every William Shatner fight has at least one double axehandle chop.
JH: That's why it's so funny!
[Sean McKenzie nails David Storm with a choke slam.
Sean McKenzie goes for a DDT, but David Storm blocks it.
David Storm whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
David Storm hits Sean McKenzie with a kick.
David Storm uses a Vader attack on Sean McKenzie.
David Storm whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
David Storm hits Sean McKenzie with a kick.
David Storm nails Sean McKenzie with a DDT.
A few fans are cheering on David Storm.]
RA: People are actually cheering David Storm.
JH: So they're not that bright.
[David Storm goes for an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but Sean McKenzie
counters it with a roll away.
Sean McKenzie is going for the pin.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, kickout.]
RK: Well, I doubt a roll away is going to get a fall.
JH: I doubt a three count will get a fall with Joe Warner running things.
[Sean McKenzie uses a European uppercut on David Storm.
Sean McKenzie executes a double-axhandle chop on David Storm.]
RA: Don't say it!
JH: Aw.
[Sean McKenzie goes for a European uppercut, but David Storm blocks it.
David Storm whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie hits David Storm with a shoulderblock.
Sean McKenzie hits an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on David Storm.
Sean McKenzie runs into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie misses with a shoulderblock.
Sean McKenzie hits a Gorilla Press on David Storm.
There's a small reaction to Sean McKenzie.]
RK: Jezebel had a small reaction last night, too.
RA: I'm stuck here with Curly and Shemp.
JH: And I'm Curly because I'm the funny one.
[Sean McKenzie takes David Storm down with a choke slam.
Sean McKenzie uses a choke slam on David Storm.
Sean McKenzie hits the Running Forearm Smash on David Storm.
Joe Warner counts: One, kickout.
A small "Sean McKenzie" chant is being started.]
RK: These fans can pronounce four syllables in the same sentence.
JH: It boggles the mind.
[Sean McKenzie takes David Storm down with a Tombstone.
Sean McKenzie throws David Storm out of the ring.
Sean McKenzie goes through the ropes.
Joe Warner counts: 1.
Sean McKenzie reenters the ring.]
JH: What the hell?
RA: I thought you prefered wrestling.
JH: But as a Hardcore Champion, I respect a good fight.
[David Storm follows him back in.
Sean McKenzie goes for a Sammartino backbreaker, but David Storm blocks it.
David Storm executes a neck snap on Sean McKenzie.
David Storm takes Sean McKenzie down with a back heel kick.
David Storm punches Sean McKenzie.
David Storm punches Sean McKenzie.
There's a small reaction to David Storm.
Sean McKenzie hits David Storm.
Sean McKenzie punches David Storm.
The crowd is cheering on Sean McKenzie.]
RA: This crowd is finally getting involved.
JH: They're desperate for something to cheer.
RK: And Fatal Fury is still at ringside.
[Sean McKenzie executes a European uppercut on David Storm.
Sean McKenzie runs into the ropes.
David Storm takes Sean McKenzie down with a back heel kick.
Sean McKenzie goes for a diving elbow smash, but David Storm counters it with
a faceslam.
David Storm takes Sean McKenzie down with a jack-knife power bomb.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, kickout.]
RA: The Duke with a lot left in him.
JH: I hate to break this to you, but John Wayne died 18 years ago.
[David Storm whips Sean McKenzie into the turnbuckle, but Sean McKenzie
reverses it.
Sean McKenzie nails David Storm with a Gorilla Press.
Sean McKenzie is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sean McKenzie nails David Storm with a Tombstone.
Sean McKenzie is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sean McKenzie goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but David Storm blocks it.
David Storm punches Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is responding to David Storm.
David Storm chops Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is cheering on David Storm.
Sean McKenzie punches David Storm.
Sean McKenzie chops David Storm.
The crowd is cheering on Sean McKenzie.
David Storm chops Sean McKenzie.
There are lots of chants for David Storm.
David Storm chops Sean McKenzie.]
RA: For the last minute or so, these two have been trading blows back and
forth,
and the crowd loves it.
RK: Forget wrestling, this is a fight.
JH: Not a good fight, but a fight nonetheless.
[David Storm punches Sean McKenzie.
David Storm has the crowd going wild.
David Storm whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes, but Sean McKenzie reverses it.
David Storm executes a powerslam on Sean McKenzie.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The chants for David Storm are deafening.]
RA: And he was less than half a count away from victory!
JH: Had he hooked a leg, he might have had him.
[David Storm hits a Vader attack on Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is going crazy.
David Storm uses a bodyslam on Sean McKenzie.
David Storm nails Sean McKenzie with a DDT.
David Storm goes for an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but Sean McKenzie
counters it with a roll away.
Sean McKenzie goes for a spinebuster slam, but David Storm counters it with
a kneelift.
David Storm whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
David Storm hits Sean McKenzie with a clothesline.
Sean McKenzie falls out of the ring.
David Storm goes through the ropes.]
RA: And they're going out to the floor again.
RK: Maybe we'll see some blood this time.
JH: Then they'll both get AIDS, and we'll be shut down. Smart.
[Joe Warner counts: 1.
David Storm reenters the ring.
Sean McKenzie follows him back in.]
RA: But again, no action on the floor.
JH: Maybe Strom followed him to ask for an autograph.
[David Storm executes a short clothesline on Sean McKenzie.
David Storm goes for a full nelson, but Sean McKenzie counters it with
a backward kick.
There are lots of chants for Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie hits David Storm with a jack-knife power bomb.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is really behind Sean McKenzie.]
RA: Neither man is willing to be defeated.
RK: If they want to lose they're stupid.
JH: Shawn Michaels might be an arrogant idiot, but he isn't stupid.
[Sean McKenzie whips David Storm into the ropes.
David Storm hits Sean McKenzie with a kick.
David Storm goes for a sleeperhold, but Sean McKenzie counters it with
a jawbreaker.
Sean McKenzie is going for the pin.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, kickout.]
RA: And another two count.
JH: Tell me the time limit's out.
RA: There's about 8 minutes left.
JH: Damn it.
[Sean McKenzie catches David Storm in a double reverse chinlock.]
RA: See, Jay, you can do a double reverse chinlock.
JH: I guess when you have the double chin like Storm has, it's possible.
[David Storm is struggling to reach the ropes.
David Storm reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Sean McKenzie nails David Storm with a choke slam.
Sean McKenzie goes for a Sammartino backbreaker, but David Storm
counters it with a backdrop.
David Storm goes for an Asai moonsault, but Sean McKenzie counters it with
a side step.
Sean McKenzie locks David Storm in a bearhug.]
RK: Cut the air away from him!
[Sean McKenzie lets go after 5 seconds.]
RK: He let go?
[Sean McKenzie gives the sign for the Execution.]
RA: There's the sign for the Execution. It could be over!
[Sean McKenzie goes for the Execution, but David Storm counters it with
a backdrop.]
RA: But Storm got out of it.
RK: Good call, Richard.
JH: Yeah, not bad, Dick.
[David Storm takes Sean McKenzie down with an armdrag takedown.
David Storm executes a short clothesline on Sean McKenzie.
David Storm whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie takes David Storm down with a choke slam.
Sean McKenzie runs into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie catches David Storm in a bearhug.
David Storm tries to escape the hold.
Sean McKenzie lets go after 9 seconds.]
RK: Again he let go of the bearhug.
[Sean McKenzie executes the Execution on David Storm.
The crowd erupts.]
RA: He hit it that time!
[Sean McKenzie goes for the pin.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving Sean McKenzie a standing ovation.]
DJ: The winner, in 13:29, is Sean "The Duke" McKenzie.
RA: And what a way to kick off Hour #2.
[Fatal Fury enters the ring.
Fatal Fury and Sean McKenzie have a staredown.]
RK: Something's going to happen here.
JH: Even when nothing happens, technically something happens.
[Sean McKenzie leaves the ring.]
RA: It looks like cooler heads will prevail.
[Fatal Fury helps David Storm to his feet.
Fatal Fury hits him with a short lariat.]
RA: What the hell?
RK: Fatal Fury is taking control.
[Fatal Fury executes the Furious Fall.]
RA: Power bomb! Power bomb!
JH: You can say that again.
[Fatal Fury goes outside and throws a chair into the ring.
He reenters the ring with a microphone.]
FF: David Storm. You think you're so tough? You just got your ass kicked
by a pathetic lowlife. You don't deserve to wrestle. And if you have the
guts to accept my challenge, you'll be out of the sport forever!
[Fatal Fury executes the Furious Fall on the chair.
Security comes out to break it up.
Fatal Fury leaves the ring.]
RA: Fatal Fury has challenged David Storm.
RK: What does he have to prove?
JH: Maybe that Storm sucks?
RA: Possibly. Let's go to a break.
[Ad for Devil's Night.
McDonald's commercial.
One of those Foster's "Australian for Beer" spots.]
RA: We're back for our main event, which is a battle for the World Tag Team
Championship.
JH: Every league claims to have a "World" title. Just once I want to see these
leagues prove it.
RA: I think we all agree. Let's go to guest ring announcer, Michael Buffer.
[Ding ding ding.]
MB: Ladies and gentlemen, the Supreme Wrestling Federation, in cooperation with
whoever bothers to sanction wrestling as a sport, present your main event. Are
you ready?
[Crowd erupts.]
MB: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE!
[Huge pop.]
MB: This contest is sanctioned by the Supreme Wrestling Federation. It is
scheduled for one fall, with a 60 minute time limit, and it is for the SWF
Tag Team
Championship of the World!
["For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Metallica comes on the PA.]
MB: Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Syf and Herra, they are
the challengers this evening. At a total combined weight of 622 pounds,
here are
Thor and Zeus, the Gods of Destruction!
[Mild pop.]
JH: This is a match of which gimmick sucks less.
RK: Like that Steve Austin thing you do?
JH: Shut up.
[The music changes to "Natural Born Killers" by Dr. Dre and Ice Cube]
MB: And now introducing, along with their manager, Slick, and at a combined
weight
of 520 pounds. They became champions on September 28 by winning the Four
Way Dance
at Judgement Day, and tonight they make their initial defense of
championship gold.
Ladies and gentlemen, the SWF Tag Team Champions of the
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD, Havoc
and Masta Killa, the Westside Ridas!
JH: He loves extending an intro, doesn't he?
RA: And it looks as if Thor and Havoc will start it off.
[They lock up.
Thor goes for an avalanche, but Havoc counters it with a kick to the head.
Havoc takes Thor down with an Asai moonsault.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is cheering on Havoc.]
RA: Havoc nearly had him right there.
RK: Well, Thor showed as IWF World Champion that he doesn't go down easily.
JH: If he does get beat quick, he can wrestle on any WWF weekly show.
[Havoc runs into the ropes.
Syf trips Havoc.
Joe Warner warns Syf.]
RA: Joe Warner showing some leniency by not disqualifying the Gods of
Destruction
there.
RK: It's for the titles. Let them fight.
JH: It's for the titles, but there are rules, and they need enforced.
[Havoc whips Thor into the ropes, but Thor reverses it.
Havoc nails Thor with a savate kick.
Joe Warner is back on the job.
Havoc takes Thor down with a Vader attack.
The crowd is really behind Havoc.
Thor goes for a dropkick, but Havoc counters it with a side step.
Havoc goes for an Asai moonsault, but Thor counters it with a Tombstone.
Havoc re-reverses it.
There are lots of chants for Havoc.]
RA: A tombstone out of a tombstone, and this crowd is going crazy!
JH: I guess gangstas are better than Greek Gods.
RK: Only if you're not faced with Thor's lightning bolt.
[Havoc is going for the pin.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
RA: He wasted too much time there.
JH: You think?
[Syf tries to interfere, but Slick prevents her from doing so.
Havoc throws Thor out of the ring.
Joe Warner counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Thor
reenters the ring.]
RA: Thor comes back into the ring.
RK: Nice call, Rich.
JH: He loves the obvious.
[Havoc kicks Thor.
Havoc has the crowd going wild.
Havoc kicks Thor.
Havoc kicks Thor.
Thor chops Havoc.
The crowd is responding to Thor.
Thor kicks Havoc.
Havoc punches Thor.
The crowd is going crazy.
Havoc hits Thor.
The crowd is going crazy.]
JH: What the hell are they cheering for?
RK: They are getting a fight.
JH: I thought it was *wrestling*.
[Havoc tags out to Masta Killa.]
RA: And our first tag of the match on either side.
RK: And the only guy to lose a spelling bee to Dan Quayle enters the ring.
[Masta Killa places Thor on the turnbuckle.
Masta Killa goes for a top-rope DDT, but Thor counters it with
a front-layout superplex.
Thor is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Thor tags out to Zeus.]
RA: And Zeus is tagged in.
[Havoc enters the ring and throws Thor out of the ring.
Masta Killa and Havoc hit Zeus with a double back suplex.
Havoc leaves the ring.
Masta Killa attemps to place Zeus on the turnbuckle, but Zeus blocks it.
Masta Killa tags out to Havoc.]
RA: And now a tag made to Havoc.
JH: This is getting repetitive.
[Thor enters the ring and lays out Masta Killa.
There are lots of chants for Thor.
Zeus and Thor whip Havoc into the ropes.
Zeus and Thor hit Havoc with a double bodyslam.
Thor leaves the ring.
Zeus takes Havoc down with a fallaway slam.]
RA: Nicely done by Zeus.
RK: He should do a second rope Samoan drop like Mortis.
JH: But he should imitate somebody who wins.
[Zeus whips Havoc into the ropes.
Havoc hits Zeus with a clothesline.
Zeus falls out of the ring.
Havoc goes through the ropes.
Masta Killa comes over to make it two-on-one.]
RA: They've gone to the floor, and they're going to double team.
[Masta Killa goes for a savate kick, but Zeus counters it with a duck-down move.
Masta Killa hits Havoc.
The crowd is cheering on Zeus.
Zeus hits a powerslam on Havoc.
Zeus executes a gutwrench suplex on Havoc.
Joe Warner counts: 1.
Zeus poses for the crowd.
Zeus is getting a good reaction from the crowd.]
JH: He has a nice build, but that doesn't win matches.
RK: It doesn't?
JH: Look at Jim Powers.
RK: You got me there.
[Joe Warner counts: 2.
Zeus reenters the ring.
Havoc follows him back in.
Zeus tags out to Thor.]
RA: Back in the ring, and Thor tagged in.
[Thor runs into the ropes.
Thor hits Havoc with a backdrop.
Havoc falls out of the ring.
Thor goes through the ropes.]
RA: He was backdropped over the top rope, and this one is getting out of hand.
JH: Understatement of the evening there.
[Thor whips Havoc into the guardrail.
Thor takes Havoc down with a DDT.
Joe Warner counts: 1.
Thor takes Havoc down with a side suplex.
Joe Warner counts: 2.
Joe Warner counts: 3.
Thor whips Havoc into the guardrail.
Thor reenters the ring.
Havoc follows him back in.
Thor tags out to Zeus.]
RA: And back in the ring they go.
RK: In and out. In and out.
JH: Not that good a movie, by the way.
[Zeus and Thor whip Havoc into the ropes.
They hit Havoc with a double elbowsmash.
Thor leaves the ring.
Zeus whips Havoc into the ropes.
Herra pulls down the top rope.
Joe Warner counts: one, Havoc reenters the ring.]
JH: When the hell are referees going to follow the rules?
RA: All this from a Hardcore champion.
JH: There aren't any rules there, but there are here.
[Zeus hits Havoc with a fisherman suplex.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is cheering on Zeus.]
RA: Cradle suplex for a near fall.
RK: Hennig plex.
JH: Every damn week you do that!
[Thor enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Zeus and Thor whip Havoc into the ropes.
Zeus and Thor hit Havoc with a double bulldog headlock.
Zeus and Thor whip Havoc into the ropes.
They hit Havoc with a double fist to the midsection.
Thor uses a superkick on Havoc.
Zeus executes a crotch slam on Havoc.
Zeus is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Thor leaves the ring.]
JH: I think that was more than a five count.
RA: The ref didn't count.
JH: Well, then, he should have been.
[Zeus goes for an inverted power bomb, but Havoc blocks it.
Havoc tags out to Masta Killa.]
RA: Tag made.
RK: Double team them.
JH: You love rulebreakers, don't you?
RK: That's why I only root for you when you defend that title.
[Masta Killa and Havoc whip Zeus into the ropes.
They hit Zeus with a double clothesline.
Thor enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Masta Killa and Havoc whip Zeus into the ropes.
They hit Zeus with a double clothesline.
Havoc leaves the ring.
Masta Killa takes Zeus down with a Vader attack.
Masta Killa throws Zeus out of the ring.
Joe Warner counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Zeus reenters the ring.]
RA: The champions are looking pretty good so far.
JH: Not bad, but this is a hell of a team they're facing.
RK: Then why are you so against them?
JH: You know I don't like Thor.
[Masta Killa uses a Vader attack on Zeus.
Masta Killa whips Zeus into the ropes, but Zeus reverses it.
Masta Killa uses a savate kick on Zeus.
Masta Killa goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Zeus blocks it.
Thor enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Zeus and Thor whip Masta Killa into the ropes.
They hit Masta Killa with a double fist to the midsection.
Thor leaves the ring.
Zeus uses an inverted atomic drop on Masta Killa.]
RA: The double team did it's job, and now the challengers are in control.
[Zeus hits Masta Killa.
Zeus is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Zeus kicks Masta Killa.
Zeus is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Masta Killa chops Zeus.
Masta Killa kicks Zeus.
A small "Masta Killa" chant is being started.
Zeus punches Masta Killa.
The crowd is really behind Zeus.
Zeus goes for a powerslam, but Masta Killa counters it with a lariat.
Masta Killa is going for the pin.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
RA: Beautiful lariat, and Zeus just got the left shoulder up.
RK: You can tell the difference between left and right?
JH: He isn't Duggan.
[Masta Killa uses a gutwrench suplex on Zeus.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]
RA: That hand was six inches from hitting the third count, but a more
authoritative kickout by Zeus that time.
RK: What a big word.
JH: Authoritative?
RK: No, kickout.
[Masta Killa is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Masta Killa uses a slingshot somersault splash on Zeus.
Masta Killa hits a Vader attack on Zeus.]
JH: OK, let's not imitate anybody here.
RK: Who's he imitating?
[Masta Killa hits a Western lariat on Zeus.
The crowd is cheering on Masta Killa.
Masta Killa tags out to Havoc.
Havoc and Masta Killa hit Zeus with a double gutwrench suplex.
Masta Killa leaves the ring.]
RA: The tag, the quick double team, and the champions looking good.
JH: And that was legal. Nowhere near five seconds.
[Havoc whips Zeus into the ropes.
Havoc hits a Vader attack on Zeus.
Masta Killa enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Havoc and Masta Killa hit Zeus with a double gutwrench suplex.
Masta Killa goes for a piledriver, but Zeus blocks it.
Masta Killa leaves the ring.
Thor goes for an enzuigiri to the face, but Masta Killa counters it with
a duck-down move.
Masta Killa hits a Tombstone on Thor.
Masta Killa is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Thor begs off.
Havoc enters the ring to make it two-on-one.]
RA: And another double team.
RK: You going to cpmplain again?
JH: Let's see how long it lasts.
[Havoc goes for a savate kick, but Thor counters it with a duck-down move.
Havoc leaves the ring.]
JH: No problem there.
[Thor locks Masta Killa in a sleeperhold.
Masta Killa reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.]
RA: And Thor not in good position there.
RK: Well, if he put his own feet on the ropes, he would've had him.
[Masta Killa nails Thor with a dragon suplex.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, kickout.]
RA: Full nelson into a bridge suplex for a two count.
JH: That's why i like you, Dick. You explain what the move is for the people.
RK: If the humanoids can't see it, why bother?
JH: You won't see my foot in your ass if you piss me off.
[Masta Killa goes for a Western lariat, but Thor blocks it.
Thor whips Masta Killa into the ropes.
Masta Killa goes for a choke slam, but Thor counters it with an elbowsmash.
Thor goes for a power bomb, but Masta Killa counters it with a backdrop.
Masta Killa places Thor on the turnbuckle.
Masta Killa hits Thor with a belly-to-belly superplex.
Masta Killa whips Thor into the ropes, but Thor reverses it.
Masta Killa misses with a shoulderblock.
Thor takes Masta Killa down with a powerslam.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
The crowd is cheering on Thor.]
RA: Masta Killa just got that right shoulder up.
JH: Instinct?
RA: Perhaps.
JH: Humans don't have instincts. Take a college Sociology course.
[Zeus enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Zeus hits a backbreaker on Masta Killa.
Thor hits a frog splash on Masta Killa.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, kickout.
Thor is getting a good reaction from the crowd.]
RA: And another near fall.
JH: But Zeus is in the ring. Warner shouldn't have counted.
[Havoc enters the ring and lays out Zeus.
Masta Killa and Havoc hit Thor with a double back suplex.
Havoc leaves the ring.
Masta Killa nails Thor with a Vader attack.
Masta Killa runs into the ropes.
Masta Killa hits Thor with a backdrop.
Thor falls out of the ring.
Joe Warner counts: one, two, Thor reenters the ring.
Havoc enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Zeus enters the ring, but gets cut off.]
RA: Joe Warner keeping Zeus from getting involved.
JH: But allowing the double team on the other side.
RK: Isn't wrestling great?
JH: If you can call this wrestling.
[Masta Killa and Havoc hit Thor with a double top-rope DDT.
Havoc leaves the ring.
Masta Killa goes for an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker, but Thor
counters it with a sunset flip.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, kickout.]
RA: Beautiful counter, and we nearly saw the titles change hands.
[Thor executes a back heel kick on Masta Killa.
Thor hits a dropkick on Masta Killa.
Thor uses a brain buster on Masta Killa.
Thor whips Masta Killa into the ropes.
Masta Killa bumps into Joe Warner.]
RA: And the referee is down.
RK: At least it isn't as frequent here as it is the HIWF.
JH: It's less frequent in WCW than the HIWF, and WCW referees are intentionally
knocked out every week.
[Masta Killa hits Thor with a shoulderblock.
Thor goes for an armbar submission, but Masta Killa blocks it.
Masta Killa hits a jawbreaker on Thor.
Thor hits Masta Killa with a Frankensteiner.
There is no referee to count.
Joe Warner is back on the job.
Joe Warner counts: One, kickout.]
RA: Warner got one, but had he been awake, it could be over.
JH: We'll never know now.
RK: It's as sad as John Denver.
JH: What's next, a ten string salute for him?
[The crowd is really behind Thor.
Thor goes for an armbar submission, but Masta Killa blocks it.
Thor begs off.
Masta Killa goes for a somersault slam, but Thor blocks it.
Thor goes for an armbar submission, but Masta Killa blocks it.]
RK: A series of blocks now.
JH: Great exciting action, huh, Drain?
RK: No.
[Masta Killa uses a piledriver on Thor.
Masta Killa hits a piledriver on Thor.
Masta Killa is going for the pin.
Joe Warner counts: One, kickout.]
RA: Consecutive piledrivers, but only a one count.
JH: He didn't use a real cover, he just put a hand on him.
[Masta Killa whips Thor into the ropes.
Thor hits Masta Killa with a clothesline.
Thor goes for a bodyslam, but Masta Killa blocks it.
Masta Killa goes for a back suplex, but Thor counters it with a go-behind.
Thor goes for a dragon suplex, but Masta Killa blocks it.
Masta Killa whips Thor into the ropes.
Masta Killa executes a spinning backbreaker on Thor.
Havoc enters the ring.
Havoc nails Thor with a power bomb.
Masta Killa executes a moonsault and goes for the pin.
The crowd is really behind Masta Killa.]
RA: Nice combination finisher. Does he have him?
[Joe Warner counts: One, two, three.]
RA: He does!
[There are lots of chants for Masta Killa.]
JH: And this crowd cheers. Hell has frozen over.
MB: In 11:33, the winners, and still SWF Tag Team Champions of the
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD, are The Westside Ridas.
RA: We are out of time. We'll see you next week for another edition of
Triumphant
Tuesday!
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