(The cameras pan through the excited crowd as fireworks explode throughout
the arena. The cheering becomes so loud that you almost can't hear "High" by
Jimmie's Chicken Shack playing over the sound system. From the crowd to the
broadcast booth, where two men sit in anticipation of tonight's event.)
Brandon Hudson: "Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the hottest show going... SWF
Triumphant Tuesday! I'm Brandon Hudson, and I'm once again joined by my long
time co-worker and former manager extrordinaire, 'Evil' Ernie Lee. How's it
goin, Ernie?"
EL: "I would just like to ask why on god's green earth I can't get a job in
this sport without you following behind me."
BH: "Maybe after all of these years, the powers that be just don't want to
split us up. Now we've hit the big time... the SWF."
EL: "Yeah, but while you're stuck here on this little program, I have been
offered the position as host of the SWF Ringside Report. Heheh, more money
in my pocket."
BH: "Uhm, Ernie? I'll be on the Report with you."
EL: "You're kidding me! Jesus! Mr. Shhh, Original Gangsta... I know you
both fancy yourselves as the gangster type. All I'm asking is one little
favor. Please just..."
BH: "We're very happy to be bringing you the first half of tonight's show,
fans. Talk about your great matches! In singles competition, world renowned
superstar King Cobra will go one-on-one with North Carolina's own, John McGee!"
EL: *yawn* "Oh, yeah... and The Thugz get the chance to take out the next
SWF Tag Team Champions, The Living Dead."
BH: "Bold predictions. That's always been the fun part of being a team
with you. You've always..."
EL: "Screw the team, Hudson. This is our first appearance in the SWF, and
I'm not about to let you screw it up. I have a surprise for you tonight."
BH: "Oh really? Well we'll see about that later. Let's hand this over
right now to our ring announcer, Tom Adams."
(A huge explosion of fireworks goes off at the entranceway and "Small Town"
by John Mellencamp blares throughout the arena. The fans once again begin to
cheer loudly.)
TA: "Ladies and gentlemen, this first match on Triumphant Tuesday is
scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit! Introducing first, from
Charlottesville, NC... weighing in at 280 lbs... JOHN MCGEE!!!"
EL: "Charlottesville? Never heard of it, must be a REALLY small town."
BH: "Being from North Carolina myself, I have to admit to showing a little
favortism towards Mr. McGee."
EL: "Well, at 6'8" and 280 lbs, McGee should be a great wrestler.
Unfortunately, he's just plain old John McGee. I got one for you. What's
just as bad as McGee?"
BH: "I don't know, Ernie. What?"
EL: "Here's a hint..."
(The lights dim in the arena. "Walk" by Pantera booms over the sound system
as the spotlight focuses on King Cobra pushing through the curtains. The fans
begin to boo loudly.)
TA: "And his opponent... from somewhere in Arizona... weighing 287 lbs and
representing the Gangstas... KING COBRA!!!!"
BH: "I was under the impression that Cobra had a lot of fans... including
you, Ernie."
EL: "Keep dreaming, Hudson. I would just like to take this time to tell
the fans that if they were planning on taking a restroom break or grabbing some
munchies... this would be the time of the night to do it."
BH: "Hey now! This should be a great match!"
(They lock up.
John McGee uses an atomic drop on King Cobra.
John McGee goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but King Cobra counters it with an
elbowsmash.
John McGee hits King Cobra with a spinebuster slam.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is cheering on John McGee.)
BH: "McGee is here to win, Ernie!"
EL: "I beg to differ."
(King Cobra goes for a vertical suplex, but John McGee reverses it.
John McGee takes King Cobra down with a backspin DDT.
John McGee goes for a jumping DDT, but King Cobra counters it with a backdrop.
King Cobra bows to the crowd.
The crowd is cheering on King Cobra.
King Cobra executes a DDT on John McGee.
King Cobra is getting a good reaction from the crowd.)
EL: "Didn't look like Cobra was going to have any offense, but that
backdrop is changing the focus here. Even the focus of the fans... bunch of
fickle little.."
BH: "Let's watch the match!"
(King Cobra whips John McGee into the ropes, but John McGee reverses it.
John McGee hits King Cobra with an elbow.
John McGee catches King Cobra in a kneelock submission.
King Cobra is valiantly trying to break the hold.)
BH: "McGee is taking the smart road in this match by locking that
submission hold on Cobra. It's obvious that Cobra is feeling it too."
(King Cobra reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
John McGee attemps to place King Cobra on the turnbuckle, but King Cobra
blocks it.
John McGee executes a jumping DDT on King Cobra.
There are lots of chants for John McGee.
King Cobra goes for a cobra clutch, but John McGee blocks it.)
BH: "Unbelieveable! McGee can just do no wrong here tonight! Are you
awake, Ernie?"
(John McGee whips King Cobra into the ropes.
King Cobra misses with an elbow.
King Cobra takes John McGee down with an enzuigiri.
King Cobra is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
King Cobra uses a bodyslam on John McGee.
King Cobra is going for the pin.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.
King Cobra throws John McGee out of the ring.
King Cobra goes through the ropes.)
EL: "I am now!! This is the fun part! It would be great to see either one
of these guys permanently injured, and when they take it to the outside...well,
those chances are greatened big time! Heheh, no matter who it happens to...
it still works out good!"
(Eric Young counts: 1.
King Cobra reenters the ring.
John McGee follows him back in.)
EL: "Uhm"
(John McGee brings the table into the ring.)
EL: "Thank god. I was getting worried for a minute."
BH: "This isn't Slaughterhouse, Ernie. We shouldn't be encouraging this
type of thing."
EL: "Bite me."
(John McGee chops King Cobra.
King Cobra kicks John McGee.
King Cobra is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
King Cobra kicks John McGee.
King Cobra hits John McGee.
The crowd is going crazy.
John McGee hits King Cobra.
There are lots of chants for John McGee.)
BH: "It doesn't seem like anyone is getting a definite advantage here."
EL: "One question... if you didn't plan on using a table, why would you
bring it into the ring?"
BH: "Well thank goodness the table will not come into play. It's being
removed from the ring as we speak."
(King Cobra punches John McGee.
King Cobra punches John McGee.
King Cobra whips John McGee into the ropes.
King Cobra hits John McGee with a shoulderblock.
King Cobra takes John McGee down with a bodyslam.
King Cobra goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but John McGee counters it with
a punch.
John McGee uses an atomic drop on King Cobra.
John McGee goes for a stomachbreaker, but King Cobra blocks it.
King Cobra goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but John McGee counters it
with a swinging
neckbreaker.
The crowd is going crazy.
In turn, King Cobra counters it with a side suplex.)
BH: "Wow! This match is going back and forth more than..."
EL: "Pamela and Tommy Lee's bed?"
BH: "Uh, I guess so."
(King Cobra takes John McGee down with a Russian legsweep.
King Cobra is going for the pin.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.
King Cobra bows to the crowd.
King Cobra has the crowd going wild.)
BH: "Near fall there for Cobra."
EL: "Exactly what was he bowing for? Oooooh, he got a two count. Even you
could get a two count on McGee, Hudson."
(King Cobra goes for a German suplex, but John McGee counters it with
an elbowsmash.
King Cobra begs off.
John McGee uses a backspin DDT on King Cobra.
The chants for John McGee are deafening.
John McGee hits King Cobra with a jumping DDT.
John McGee whips King Cobra into the ropes.
King Cobra misses with a kick.
King Cobra hits John McGee with a shoulderblock.
King Cobra whips John McGee into the ropes, but John McGee reverses it.
John McGee hits King Cobra with a shoulderblock.
John McGee is going for the pin.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.)
BH: "A two count for John McGee. I think he may have Cobra's number
tonight, Ernie."
(John McGee places King Cobra on the turnbuckle.
John McGee nails King Cobra with a belly-to-back superplex.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for John McGee.
John McGee runs into the ropes.
Rock n' Roll Animal comes down to ringside.)
EL: "HEY! What is that loser doing here???"
BH: "It's the Animal!"
(King Cobra hits John McGee with a bodyslam.
King Cobra nails John McGee with a front-layout suplex.
King Cobra runs into the ropes.
John McGee hits King Cobra with a shoulderblock.
John McGee goes for an armlock leglock submission, but King Cobra blocks it.
King Cobra uses a side suplex on John McGee.
The crowd erupts.)
BH: "I think Animal distracted McGee long enough for Cobra to get off a
beautiful side suplex! He should go for the pin right away!"
EL: "McGee, Cobra, and Animal... all at the same time? Welp! Want any
nachos?"
BH: "No thanks."
(King Cobra whips John McGee into the ropes.
John McGee hits King Cobra with a backdrop.
John McGee goes for an armlock hammerlock submission, but King Cobra blocks it.
King Cobra locks John McGee in a cobra clutch.
John McGee reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.)
BH: "I thought that cobra clutch signaled the end for McGee, but he's still
in it!"
EL: "Popcorn?"
BH: "No, Ernie."
(King Cobra uses a belly-to-belly suplex on John McGee.
King Cobra is going for the pin.
Eric Young counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
BH: "Cobra coming so close there!"
EL: "Pizza?"
BH: "No, thank you."
(King Cobra whips John McGee into the ropes.
King Cobra takes John McGee down with a bodyslam.
King Cobra whips John McGee into the ropes.
King Cobra hits John McGee with a backdrop.
King Cobra nails John McGee with a DDT.
King Cobra goes for a backspin DDT, but John McGee counters it with
a belly-to-belly suplex.
John McGee is going for the pin.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.)
BH: "McGee hits Cobra with a suplex/pin combo of his own! Yet another
close count!"
EL: "A beer?"
BH: "ERNIE!"
EL: "What???"
(John McGee throws King Cobra out of the ring.
John McGee goes through the ropes.)
BH: "Back outside they go!"
EL: "Like that's a big deal! Everyone knows they're just going to go right
back in!"
(John McGee goes for a double chickenwing submission, but King Cobra blocks it.
King Cobra hits a tiger driver on John McGee.
King Cobra bows to the crowd.
The crowd is behind King Cobra all the way.
Eric Young counts: 1.)
BH: "Cobra just utterly destroyed McGee there with that tiger driver, and
the count is up to one!"
EL: "I've seen some slow counting refs in my time, but this kid takes the
gold medal."
(King Cobra knocks John McGee into the ringpost.
King Cobra whips John McGee into the guardrail.
King Cobra uses a front-layout suplex on John McGee.
Eric Young counts: 2.)
EL: "OH YEAH! DO I SMELL BLOOD?"
BH: "It looks to me like Cobra is getting a little desperate here. The
count is up to two."
EL: "Yeah, no wonder no one has been pinned yet. A three count takes five
minutes."
(King Cobra nails John McGee with a fisherman suplex.
Eric Young counts: 3.
King Cobra uses a low blow on John McGee.)
EL: "HA HA HA!!! RIGHT IN THE FAMILY JEWELS!! I think I may have found a
new respect for King Cobra!"
BH: "Seriously?"
EL: "Eh, no... guess not."
(King Cobra goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but John McGee counters it
with a DDT.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for John McGee.
Eric Young counts: 4.
John McGee reenters the ring.
King Cobra follows him back in.)
EL: "DEAR GOD, HE MADE IT TO FOUR!"
BH: "And the wrestlers re-enter the ring."
EL: "I guess they figured that the time limit would have expired by the
time he counted to ten."
(John McGee hits a fisherman suplex on King Cobra.
Eric Young counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
BH: "A close pin by McGee! He's showing me a lot tonight! A never say die
attitude!"
(John McGee whips King Cobra into the ropes.
King Cobra hits John McGee with a kick.
King Cobra hits John McGee with a tiger suplex.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.)
EL: "It's time for him to say die. This is getting really old, really fast."
(King Cobra executes an armdrag takedown on John McGee.
King Cobra hits a jumping side kick on John McGee.
The chants for King Cobra are deafening.
King Cobra uses a Northern Lights suplex on John McGee.
Eric Young counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
BH: "Another very near fall there. King Cobra seems to be getting a little
frustrated, and we still don't know what Rock N Roll Animal is doing at
ringside."
EL: "Who cares?"
BH: "The fans do, Ernie!"
EL: "There you go again with the fans!"
(King Cobra uses a belly-to-belly suplex on John McGee.
King Cobra whips John McGee into the ropes.
King Cobra takes John McGee down with an enzuigiri.
King Cobra goes for a front-layout suplex, but John McGee counters it with a
kneelift.)
BH: "Once again, John McGee is fighting back with all of his heart!"
(John McGee nails King Cobra with an elbowsmash.
John McGee goes for a backspin DDT, but King Cobra blocks it.
King Cobra whips John McGee into the ropes.
King Cobra misses with a clothesline.
John McGee executes a jumping DDT on King Cobra.
The crowd is behind John McGee all the way.
King Cobra begs off.)
EL: "HA HA HA HA!! Look at that idiot! That's why his station in life
will forever be that of a loser!"
BH: "Maybe he's suckering McGee into a trap. Have you thought about that?"
EL: "Maybe he's just a sucker. Thought about that?"
(John McGee hits a stomachbreaker on King Cobra.
John McGee whips King Cobra into the turnbuckle.
John McGee runs shoulder-first into the corner.
John McGee executes a Frankensteiner from the top rope on King Cobra.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for John McGee.)
BH: "OH MY GOD!!! WHAT A FRANKENSTEINER FROM THE TOP!!"
EL: "Here we go again, folks. I actually thought I was going to make it
through the night without hearing his patented 'oh my god'... but what a
surprise."
(John McGee goes for a fisherman suplex, but King Cobra blocks it.
John McGee begs off.
King Cobra takes John McGee down with a jumping side kick.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.)
BH: "Cobra is back in this one!!"
EL: "What's with all of this begging off? I thought the SWF was a league
for tough guys."
(King Cobra runs into the ropes.
John McGee misses with a kick.
John McGee misses with a shoulderblock.
John McGee hits King Cobra with a backdrop.
King Cobra falls out of the ring.)
BH: "Cobra hit the floor hard! He looks hurt."
(Eric Young counts: one, two, three...)
EL: "Wow... look at him count! Is this the same guy?"
(four, five, six, seven...)
BH: "This is serious, Ernie. Cobra looks hurt. I don't think he has
anything left."
EL: "Yeah, it's a shame that it couldn't have happened in a more violent way."
(eight, nine,
King Cobra reenters the ring.)
BH: "This is just amazing, Ernie. Further proof of the courage that these SWF
competitors hold."
EL: "I think you're confusing courage with stupidity."
(John McGee whips King Cobra into the turnbuckle.
John McGee runs shoulder-first into the corner.
John McGee locks King Cobra in a Sammartino backbreaker.
King Cobra is struggling to reach the ropes.
King Cobra reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
John McGee whips King Cobra into the ropes, but King Cobra reverses it.
King Cobra hits John McGee with an elbow.)
BH: "Cobra is NOT gone, ladies and gentlemen! You heard me right... he is
still in this fight!"
(King Cobra goes for a tiger driver, but John McGee blocks it.
John McGee takes King Cobra down with a Northern Lights suplex.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is giving John McGee a standing ovation.)
EL: "HA HA HA HA!!! He's still in the fight, but the fight's not still in
him!"
John McGee takes King Cobra down with a Frankensteiner.
Eric Young counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.)
BH: "McGee has the crowd going wild! He almost had this one wrapped up!"
EL: "Must feel really pathetic to get your ass kicked by a loser."
BH: "These guys are terrific wrestlers, Ernie!"
EL: "Keep telling yourself that."
(John McGee whips King Cobra into the ropes, but King Cobra reverses it.
King Cobra hits John McGee with a backdrop.
King Cobra hits a front-layout suplex on John McGee.
King Cobra is going for the pin.
Eric Young counts: One, two, thr... kickout.)
BH: "HE GOT HIM!!!"
EL: "Not quite, sparky. It's funny how no one has complained about a slow
count when this is the one time that they would actually have a viable
argument."
(King Cobra hits John McGee with a backspin DDT.
The crowd erupts.
King Cobra goes for the STF, but John McGee blocks it.
John McGee goes for a fisherman suplex, but King Cobra blocks it.
King Cobra hits a Russian legsweep on John McGee.
King Cobra hits a German suplex on John McGee.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd erupts.)
BH: "This one is heating up by the second!"
EL: "Well it's about time."
(King Cobra hits a belly-to-belly suplex on John McGee.
King Cobra hits a DDT on John McGee.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
King Cobra is going for the pin.)
BH: "OH MY GOD! WHAT AN AMAZING DDT BY KING COBRA!"
EL: "He's going for the pin and next year we will know the results!"
(Eric Young counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.)
BH: "THAT'S IT! COBRA TAKES HOME A WIN TONIGHT!"
EL: "It's over?"
BH: "You bet!"
EL: "Thank god."
TA: "The winner of the match in a time of 0:12:51... KING COBRA!!!"
BH: "What a way to start out TT! We'll be right back after... wait a
minute... what's this?"
(Sean McKenzie comes from out of the crowd and steps into the ring, looking
face to face
with King Cobra.)
EL: "Hmmmm, McKenzie... this guy has a lot of talent but is too much of a
goody. What a waste."
BH: "McKenzie and Cobra are having a big staredown here. Animal looked
like he was going to rush the ring, but Cobra motioned him to stay back."
(Sean McKenzie motions towards the ring announcer who steps into the ring
and hands the microphone over to The Duke. Sean leans in towards the mic,
but then delivers a kick to Cobra's midsection... followed by a jackknife
powerbomb. Security tries to hold Rock N Roll Animal back as McKenzie takes
the microphone.)
SEAN MCKENZIE: "The ground is where a slimy snake like you belongs;
lying beneath my feet; and come ATW the ground is where you will be once
again lying after I emerge victorious."
EL: "BEAUTIFUL!!!"
BH: "I'm not sure what to think about this, Ernie."
(Rock N Roll Animal breaks free of security and rushes after McKenzie.)
BH: "Animal is going to take McKenzie out!"
(Animal clips McKenzie from behind and proceeds to hit him with a
belly-to-back suplex.
The fans jump to their feet as the curtains fly open.)
EL: "IT'S MR. SHHH!!!!"
(Mr. Shhh enters the ring and executes a piledriver on Rock N Roll Animal.
Cobra struggles back to his feet and attempts to jump Shhh, but is knocked to
the outside by McKenzie.)
BH: "This is just insane!"
EL: "Yeah! Ain't it great!"
(Rock N Roll Animal and King Cobra make their way to the lockerroom as Mr.
Shhh stands to look into the eyes of Sean McKenzie.)
EL: "Uh oh! Time for the Shhh Man to kick a little Scottish ass!!!"
(Mr. Shhh and Sean McKenzie exchange words until Mr. Shhh shoves McKenzie
back. Mr. Shhh jumps out of the ring and returns to the lockerroom, leaving
McKenzie standing alone in the ring.)
BH: "I'm not sure I know what just went down there, Ernie."
EL: "Well, it's not hard to explain. You see, Mr. Shhh obviously felt bad
for Sean and his losing streak, so he..."
BH: "Uh, Ernie... I believe Sean defeated Mr. Shhh just a couple of nights
ago."
EL: "A mere formality."
(Commercial for SWF Ringside Report... and then back to TT.)
BH: "That's right, fans. Ringside Report returns to the SWF very soon.
Check your local listings for time and channel, and we'll be seeing you in
the near future."
EL: "Before we get back to action, Hudson... I have a little surprise."
BH: "Oh yeah?"
EL: "Week after week, month after month, year after year... I've had to sit
next to you and listen to the most mind numbing commentary in the history of
this sport. Well, right here tonight I have a very special guest to bring out.
She's a former manager here in the SWF, and she's back here tonight just
because I asked her to be."
BH: "What's going on, Ernie?"
EL: "Ladies and gentlemen... and Hudson... I give to you... the lovely and
talented... vicious and delicious... Ms Aissa!!!"
BH: "Excuse me?"
AISSA: "Excuse you. You should learn a few things about talking to a real
lady. Learn some manners."
BH: "I..."
EL: "HA HA HA!!! Let's go to the ring for out next match!"
TA: "Ladies and gentlemen this next match is a special tag team attraction...
introducing first... at a total combined weight of 536 lbs... Rigor and
Mortis... THE LIVING DEAD!!!!"
("Sleep when I'm Dead" by Bon Jovi echoes throughout the arena as The Living
Dead step out from the curtains. The fans errupt into massive booing.)
BH: "These guys are sick. These guys are demented. These guys are
disgusting."
EL: "These guys are your next SWF Tag Team Champions, Hudson. Learn to
live with it."
AISSA: "I wonder if they're looking for a good manager."
EL: "Are you offering your valuable services to The Dead???"
AISSA: "As if!"
("Bow Down" by Westside Connection blares over the sound system as The Thugz
step into the arena. The fans continue to boo loudly.)
TA: "And their opponents... accompanied to the ring by Tyra... they weigh
in at a combined weight of 622 lbs... representing the Immortalz... here are
C-Murder and The Shocker... THE THUGZ!!!!"
BH: "Neither of these teams are appreciated by the fans. It will be really
interesting to see who the crowd will side with when it comes down to it."
EL: "Well that's an easy question... they'll side with the winners. These
fans are just a bunch of fickle lit..."
BH: "OKAY! It looks like C-Murder and Rigor are going to start this one off."
(They lock up.
Rigor uses a gutwrench suplex on C-Murder.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, kickout.)
EL: "As much as I like The Dead, that was just stupid to go for a pin after
only one move in the match."
BH: "Maybe he could have caught C-Murder by surprise?"
(Rigor nails C-Murder with a spinebuster slam.
Joe Warner counts: One, kickout.
C-Murder begs off.)
EL: "Now there's something I thought I would never see! The big Thug is
begging for Rigor to give him mercy!"
AISSA: "What's with this Tyra at ringside? What a joke! She is once again
proof that there is only one real woman in the SWF."
EL: "You truly are the best, Aissa! Amen!"
AISSA: "I have the brains and the body. All of these other so-called
females in the SWF are wannabes. They don't have brains or an amazing
Goddess-like form such as myself."
(Rigor locks C-Murder in a double chickenwing submission.
C-Murder reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Rigor uses a Russian legsweep on C-Murder.
Rigor uses a Russian legsweep on C-Murder.
The crowd is cheering on Rigor.
C-Murder nails Rigor with a DDT.
The crowd is responding to C-Murder.)
BH: "Rigor follows that painful double chickenwing with dual Russian
legsweeps, but it just led him directly into a DDT from C-Murder."
EL: "And it sounds like the fans are backing The Dead! Hmmmm, maybe I'll
change my pick to the Thugz."
(C-Murder tags out to The Shocker.
The Shocker and C-Murder whip Rigor into the ropes.
They hit Rigor with a double fist to the midsection.
Mortis enters the ring and lays out C-Murder.
Mortis is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Mortis leaves the ring.)
BH: "That was great tag team work by the Thugz!"
EL: "Yeah, but that was better cheating by The Dead!"
AISSA: "The Thugz really are a great tag team. They need a real manager
though, someone who can manage them to the gold!"
BH: "That's funny. Pagan didn't win the Americas Title until AFTER you
left him."
AISSA: "Look at where he is now! He's all alone with no one to turn to.
If I was still with him, he would be the world champ."
(Mortis leaves the ring.
Rigor hits a choke slam on The Shocker.
Rigor is going for the pin.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Rigor tags out to Mortis.)
BH: "OH MY GOD! WHAT A CHOKE SLAM AND A CLOSE PIN!!!"
AISSA: "How many times has he said it tonight?"
EL: "He's really been trying to control himself."
(Mortis puts The Shocker in a camel clutch.
The Shocker breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
The Shocker executes a backbreaker on Mortis.
The Shocker poses for the crowd.
The crowd is responding to The Shocker.)
AISSA: "Mmmmm, not bad."
EL: "This really kills me when I see wrestlers paying more attention to the
fans than their opponents."
BH: "That's what this whole sport is about, Ernie."
AISSA: "No, this whole sport is about money, baby."
(Mortis throws The Shocker out of the ring.
Mortis jumps onto him with a plancha.
There are lots of chants for Mortis.)
BH: "OH MY GOD!!! A PLANCHA ONTO THE SHOCKER!!!"
EL: "Maybe now is a good time to discuss our ongoing contest rules, folks.
All you have to do is send in your name, address, and how many times in one night
Hudson says 'oh my god' on a 3x5 card... and you could very well be the person who takes
his place here next week."
(Mortis whips The Shocker into the guardrail.
Mortis knocks The Shocker into the ringpost.
Mortis goes for a kick to the midsection, but The Shocker blocks it.
The Shocker knocks Mortis into the ringsteps.
The Shocker puts Mortis in a clawhold.
Joe Warner counts: 1.)
BH: "These guys are absolutely out of their minds. They'll use anything
available as a weapon!"
AISSA: "That's not crazy, that's smart."
EL: "You took the words right out of my mouth."
(The Shocker whips Mortis into the guardrail.
The Shocker whips Mortis into the guardrail.
The Shocker goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Mortis counters it with
a facerake.
Mortis executes a vertical suplex on The Shocker.
Joe Warner counts: 2.
Mortis reenters the ring.)
BH: "What I find to be incredible is how these men can take so much pain
and just come right back from it."
EL: "Well, as successful as Mortis was on the outside... he knew that he
was playing on The Shocker's turf. This will probably be the only time I'll
ever say this, but him going back into the ring was a good idea."
(The Shocker follows him back in.
The Shocker brings the table into the ring.)
BH: "Once again we see that table being brought into the ring!"
EL: "50 bucks says we won't see it used."
(The Shocker puts Mortis in a bearhug.
Mortis is struggling to reach the ropes.
Mortis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
The Shocker tags out to C-Murder.
The Shocker places Mortis on the turnbuckle.
The Shocker hits a belly-to-belly superplex on Mortis.
A small "The Shocker" chant is being started.)
BH: "Great team work on the part of The Thugz. Mortis is in a position
that he really doesn't want to be in right now. I think his priority would
be to get that tag out to Rigor."
EL: "And again that table is being moved back out of the ring. Pay up,
Hudson!"
BH: "Give me a break."
EL: "Careful what you wish for, moron."
(C-Murder takes Mortis down with a flying bulldog.
The Shocker leaves the ring.
C-Murder runs into the ropes.
Mortis hits C-Murder with a kick.
Mortis nails C-Murder with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker.
Mortis tags out to Rigor.)
BH: "Mortis gets the tag, and Rigor is in much better shape right now than his
partner!"
(The Shocker enters the ring and lays out Mortis.
A small "The Shocker" chant is being started.
C-Murder and The Shocker whip Rigor into the ropes.
C-Murder and The Shocker hit Rigor with a double choke slam.)
BH: "OH MY GOD!!!"
EL: "The Dead can't seem to get a break lately. They may not make it to
Devil's Night!"
(The Shocker leaves the ring.
C-Murder throws Rigor out of the ring.
Joe Warner counts: one, Rigor reenters the ring.
C-Murder kicks Rigor.
The crowd is responding to C-Murder.)
BH: "I think The Thugz are just playing with Rigor and Mortis now. Adding
a little insult to injury."
AISSA: "Well, let me tell you... if Tyra were a real manager, she would
have gotten in a good shot on behalf of her men after C threw Rigor out of
the ring. I mean, look at her there. She's not even a good distraction!"
EL: "Not like you!"
AISSA: "Well no one is quite like me, Mr. Lee."
BH: "You can say that again."
(C-Murder hits Rigor.
A small "C-Murder" chant is being started.
C-Murder uses a spin kick on Rigor.
C-Murder executes a front-layout superplex on Rigor.
C-Murder uses a double-axhandle chop on Rigor.
Rigor goes for a piledriver, but C-Murder counters it with a backdrop.)
BH: "A slight attempt by Rigor to get on the offense, but it fell short
once again."
EL: "Funny you should mention falling short. Look at the size difference
between these teams! The Dead should be scared that the Thugz were gonna break
them in half... well, if they weren't already broken."
(C-Murder places Rigor on the turnbuckle.
C-Murder goes for a top-rope DDT, but Rigor blocks it.
Rigor throws C-Murder off the turnbuckle.
Rigor gets a sleeperhold on C-Murder.)
BH: "SLEEPERHOLD!"
(C-Murder is struggling to reach the ropes.)
EL: "Rigor has that sleeper on damn good!"
BH: "Absolutely. The #1 contenders are doing their best to prove that they
can play with the big boys!"
AISSA: "Well, they seemed to prove that against the Trinity now didn't they?"
EL: "Of course I agree with you, but that match was tainted. It should
have been thrown out."
(C-Murder is valiantly trying to break the hold.)
BH: "C-Murder may be on his way to dreamland. This doesn't look good for
the Thugz."
(C-Murder reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
C-Murder uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Rigor.
A small "C-Murder" chant is being started.)
BH: "He breaks the hold!!!"
EL: "Does he ever! Pin him!!"
(The Shocker enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Mortis enters the ring and lays out The Shocker.
There are lots of chants for Mortis.
Rigor and Mortis hit C-Murder with a double low blow.
Mortis leaves the ring.)
BH: "OH MY GOD!!!"
EL: "A DOUBLE LOW BLOW??? NOW THAT'S INVENTIVE WRESTLING!!"
(Rigor whips C-Murder into the ropes.
Rigor takes C-Murder down with spinning headscissors.
The crowd is cheering on Rigor.
C-Murder begs off.)
EL: "I may have to change my pick again! The Dead have come back to life
full force!"
(Rigor goes for a powerslam, but C-Murder counters it with a swinging
neckbreaker.
The crowd is responding to C-Murder.
Rigor whips C-Murder into the ropes.
Rigor executes a spinebuster slam on C-Murder.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
There are lots of chants for Rigor.)
BH: "Such a close count for Rigor! This crowd is really getting behind The
Living Dead!"
(Rigor hits C-Murder with a kick to the midsection.
Rigor executes the Rigor Vigor on C-Murder.)
BH: "THE RIGOR VIGOR! THIS COULD BE IT!"
EL: "Turn out the lights!"
(C-Murder tries to escape the hold.
C-Murder reaches the ropes after being trapped for 25 seconds.)
BH: "Well, C-Murder is able to escape that Rigor Vigor. I thought it was
over for a minute there!"
EL: "I don't care whether he got away from it or not, after being trapped
for 25 seconds in that hold... he's not quite the same!"
(Rigor whips C-Murder into the ropes.
C-Murder bumps into Joe Warner.)
EL: "HA HA HA HA! Did you see that?"
BH: "Joe Warner is down! This can't be good!"
AISSA: "I'll say it again, if I were managing one of these teams... I would
be in the
ring right now helping my men. This Tyra is pathetic. Then again, not
everyone can
have hips-tits-lips power."
(Rigor hits C-Murder with a kick.
Rigor puts C-Murder in a double chickenwing submission.
There is no referee there to ask C-Murder.)
BH: "Warner is still down, and I don't think Rigor will let go of that hold
by his own free will!"
EL: "Can you blame him?"
(C-Murder tries to escape the hold.
Joe Warner is back on the job.)
BH: "Thank goodness. Joe Warner gets back to his feet before anything got
out of hand here."
(C-Murder reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Rigor goes for a spinebuster slam, but C-Murder counters it with a sunset flip.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, kickout.
C-Murder nails Rigor with a belly-to-belly suplex.
C-Murder uses a Northern Lights suplex on Rigor.
Joe Warner counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
BH: "C-MURDER COMING SO CLOSE TWICE!"
EL: "That's why I like both of these teams! You can beat the hell out of
any of them, and they'll just come back and plow right through you!"
AISSA: "All they need is a good manager."
BH: "Would you consider going back to a managerial position?"
AISSA: "Give me one good reason why I should, and I'll step out there right
this minute."
(C-Murder hits Rigor with a reverse neckbreaker.
C-Murder whips Rigor into the turnbuckle, but Rigor reverses it.
Rigor uses a fist to the midsection on C-Murder.
Rigor takes C-Murder down with a thrust kick to the head.
The crowd erupts.
Rigor takes C-Murder down with a low blow.
Rigor punches C-Murder.
Rigor kicks C-Murder.
The crowd erupts.
Rigor kicks C-Murder.
The crowd is giving Rigor a standing ovation.)
EL: "This is great, Hudson!!! The match has broken down to a plain and
simple fight!"
(Rigor whips C-Murder into the ropes.
C-Murder hits Rigor with an elbow.
C-Murder throws Rigor out of the ring.
C-Murder goes through the ropes.)
BH: "Back to the outside they go!"
(Joe Warner counts: 1.
C-Murder hits Rigor with a fallaway slam.
C-Murder takes Rigor down with a diving headbutt.
Joe Warner counts: 2.
C-Murder whips Rigor into the guardrail.)
BH: "They're brawling inside the ring area as Joe Warner makes it to a
count of two!"
(C-Murder hits a double-axhandle chop on Rigor.
Joe Warner counts: 3.
The Shocker comes over to make it two-on-one.
Mortis comes over and lays out The Shocker.
The crowd is going crazy.)
EL: "ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE!!!!! CALL THE PRESIDENT!!!"
BH: "All four men are going at it on the outside of the ring!"
AISSA: "And Tyra stands back to watch."
(Rigor and Mortis hit C-Murder with a double DDT.
Joe Warner counts: 4.
Joe Warner counts: 5.
C-Murder knocks Rigor into the ringsteps.)
BH: "They're destroying the entire ring set-up, and the fans are loving it!!!!"
EL: "Screw the fans! I'm loving it!!!"
(C-Murder whips Rigor into the guardrail.
Joe Warner counts: 6.
C-Murder hits Rigor with a bridging back suplex.
Joe Warner counts: 7.
C-Murder nails Rigor with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Joe Warner counts: 8.)
BH: "After a series of suplexes by C-Murder, Joe Warner is up to the count
of eight!"
EL: "Is it just me or is he counting way too fast?"
(Joe Warner counts: 9.
C-Murder whips Rigor into the guardrail.
C-Murder hits a double-axhandle chop on Rigor.
C-Murder hits Rigor with a jumping DDT.
Joe Warner counts: 10.)
BH: "THAT'S IT! THE BELL IS RINGING! THIS ONE IS ALL OVER!! THIS
OFFICIAL RESULT IS
A DOUBLE COUNTOUT!"
EL: "Yeah, maybe the match... but these guys are still going at it!"
BH: "We've got to keep moving with the show!"
EL: "NO! NO!! KEEP ON THIS!! IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE FINALLY GOING TO SEE
THE TABLE USED TO BREAK SOME BONES!!"
BH: "I wish we could, Ernie, but we still have two big matches coming up
tonight."
EL: "Don't cut us off now!!!"
BH: "Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us for the first half of
Triumphant Tuesday. Let's send it over to Team 2 for the second half of the
night where we'll be seeing Rock N Roll Animal one-on-one with Mr. Shhh and
Americas Champ, Pagan, in a non-title match against HardRock! Don't forget
to watch for us on the Ringside Report... we'll see you again soon!"
AISSA: "Goodnight, my lovelies."
[Fireworks, loud heavy metal music, you know the drill. Cut to the broadcast
booth.]
RA: Welcome to hour #2 of Triumphant Tuesday! I'm Richard Anderson, along
with Robby "The Drain" Keenan and HIWF Hardcore Champion Jay Hawke, and we
still have two great matches coming up for you.
RK: You're kidding, right?
RA: Well, we'll find out. let's go to ring announcer, David Jules!
DJ: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time
limit.
["Stayin' Alive" by Siobhan Lynch comes on the PA.]
DJ: Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Mr. Smith and Mr. Jones,
from New York City, weighing 240 pounds, Mr. Shhh!
JH: Isn't Mr. Shhh in the HIWF, too?
RA: It's a different Mr. Shhh.
RK: Who's the original?
JH: Who cares, he talks more than anybody else anyway.
["I Love Rock 'n' Roll" by Joan Jett comes on the PA.]
DJ: His opponent, being led to the ring by Jukebox Hero, from Cleveland, Ohio,
weighing 237 pounds, Rock 'n' Roll Animal!
JH: Hey, this guy's from Cleveland! My hometown!
RA: You don't know him?
JH: it's a big city. It isn't like Beer Bottle, Mississippi.
[They lock up.
Rock 'n Roll Animal attemps to place Mr. Shhh on the turnbuckle, but Mr. Shhh
blocks it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Mr. Shhh down with a knee to the back.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes, but Mr. Shhh reverses it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Mr. Shhh with a side suplex.
Rock 'n Roll Animal places Mr. Shhh on the turnbuckle.
Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Mr. Shhh down with a top-rope DDT.
Eric Young counts: One, shoulder up.
The crowd is cheering on Rock 'n Roll Animal.]
RA: Animal with a quick one count.
JH: Well, Shhh needs to hope the rest of Trinity is watching his back.
RA: Are you suggesting he can't win on his own?
JH: No one in that group has yet.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a bodyslam, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
a small package.
Eric Young counts: One, kickout.]
RA: Nice counter for one.
RK: Rarely does a small package get a victory.
RA: The last time you said that, the win came on a small package.
RK: So I don't anything. You think that's new?
[Mr. Shhh whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the turnbuckle.
Rock 'n Roll Animal comes back and rocks Mr. Shhh with an elbow.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Mr. Shhh into the turnbuckle, but Mr. Shhh
reverses it.]
RA: The ring moved on that one.
RK: Trying to get away from Animal.
JH: Who do you think he is, Equalizer?
[Mr. Shhh charges into the corner.
Mr. Shhh goes for a Tombstone, but Rock 'n Roll Animal reverses it.
The crowd is cheering on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits a punch on Mr. Shhh.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a dropkick on Mr. Shhh.
Rock 'n Roll Animal air guitars.]
JH: This is my main problem. If you must stop wrestling in an attempt
to taunt, yell at the opponent.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal is getting a good reaction from the crowd.]
JH: And don't encourage the people.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal runs into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh misses with a kick.
Rock 'n Roll Animal misses with a clothesline.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a Yakuza kick, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the turnbuckle.
Mr. Shhh runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Mr. Shhh goes for a dragon suplex, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Mr. Shhh with a swinging punch.
Rock 'n Roll Animal kicks Mr. Shhh.
Rock 'n Roll Animal is getting a good reaction from the crowd.]
RK: Oooh, the deadly kick.
RA: A very even contest so far.
JH: Not bad for the first two minutes.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal punches Mr. Shhh.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Mr. Shhh into the turnbuckle, but Mr. Shhh
reverses it.
Mr. Shhh runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Mr. Shhh throws Rock 'n Roll Animal out of the ring.
Eric Young counts: one, Rock 'n Roll Animal reenters the ring.
Mr. Shhh uses a belly-to-back suplex on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
A small "Mr. Shhh" chant is being started.
Mr. Shhh executes a double underhook piledriver on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Mr. Shhh catches Rock 'n Roll Animal in an armlock hammerlock submission.]
RA: Submission move applied by Shhh.
JH: And this is a great move. Many of the Ultimate Fighters use this one.
RK: But they're allowed to put prssure on it.
JH: You really do want your ass kicked, don't you?
[Rock 'n Roll Animal breaks the hold after 21 seconds.
Rock 'n Roll Animal runs into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Mr. Shhh with a clothesline.
Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Mr. Shhh down with a waistlock suplex.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.
Rock 'n Roll Animal air guitars.
Rock 'n Roll Animal is getting a good reaction from the crowd.]
JH: Why does he do that? It only wastes time.
RK: Why do you always yell about ass whoopings during your matches?
JH: Shut up.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes, but Mr. Shhh reverses it.
Mr. Shhh hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a kick.
Mr. Shhh whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh and Rock 'n Roll Animal get hit with a double clothesline.
Mr. Shhh throws Rock 'n Roll Animal out of the ring.
Eric Young counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Rock 'n Roll Animal
reenters the ring.
Mr. Shhh executes a low blow on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Mr. Shhh nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with a Tombstone.
There are lots of chants for Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a bodyslam.
Mr. Shhh takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a double underhook piledriver.
Mr. Shhh goes for a backbreaker, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal runs into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh goes for a punch, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a powerslam, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.]
RA: Nice move by Shhh.
JH: But it didn't really break his neck.
RK: Can we sue for false advertising?
JH: No, you'll encourage Phil Mushnick.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal nails Mr. Shhh with a dropkick.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a stomp on Mr. Shhh.
Rock 'n Roll Animal air guitars.
The crowd is responding to Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a shoulderblock.
Mr. Shhh hits a flying elbowdrop on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is really behind Mr. Shhh.]
RA: Only a count of two, and Shhh is beginning to take control.
JH: This has been an outstanding match so far, but I think this one is going
to come down to who wants it more.
RA: What about you, Drain.
RK: My money's on who gets the three count.
JH: Got to give him credit, he's right.
[Mr. Shhh goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but Rock 'n Roll Animal
blocks it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal locks Mr. Shhh in a sleeperhold.
Mr. Shhh reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Rock 'n Roll Animal chops Mr. Shhh.
Rock 'n Roll Animal kicks Mr. Shhh.
Rock 'n Roll Animal kicks Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is really behind Rock 'n Roll Animal.]
JH: At least they didn't "Whoo" like ECW fans.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal locks Mr. Shhh in a standing wristlock.
Mr. Shhh is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mr. Shhh reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Rock 'n Roll Animal runs into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal nails Mr. Shhh with a lariat.
Rock 'n Roll Animal is going for the pin.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.]
RA: Very close.
JH: Too much time wasted for Animal. He has to go for it sooner.
[Mr. Shhh hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a fist to the midsection.
Mr. Shhh hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a fist to the midsection.
Mr. Shhh runs into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Mr. Shhh down with a slap.]
RK: Oh oh!
RA: A slap to the face. The ultimate insult.
JH: No, the ultimate insult is, "I've had better."
[Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Mr. Shhh down with a flying sunset flip.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.
Rock 'n Roll Animal uses an Asai moonsault on Mr. Shhh.
Eric Young counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The crowd is really behind Rock 'n Roll Animal.]
RA: Two quick near falls.
JH: Not falls, though, so this match continues.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal nails Mr. Shhh with a flying sunset flip.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.]
RA: And Shhh kicks out again.
RK: He did?
JH: Yeah. And it was at two, Drain.
RK: Wow!
[Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Mr. Shhh into the turnbuckle.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a kick to the head, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh goes for a faceslam, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits a dropkick on Mr. Shhh.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a clothesline.
Mr. Shhh is going for the pin.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.]
RA: And now it's Mr. Shhh! with a near fall.
RK: Why a near fall?
JH: Because he nearly pinned him. Please tell me this is an act.
[Mr. Shhh executes a flying elbowdrop on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Eric Young counts: One, shoulder up.
Mr. Shhh is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Mr. Shhh hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a kick to the head.
Mr. Shhh goes for the Peacemaker, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with
a bearhug.
The crowd is going crazy.
Mr. Shhh is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mr. Shhh reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.]
JH: Not done very well.
RK: You don't like Animal, do you?
JH: He's young, he's excited, but he's not using the basics to his advantage.
[Mr. Shhh takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a spinebuster slam.
Eric Young counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.]
RA: And he just got the left shoulder up.
RK: Left! Left! LEft right left!
JH: What the hell are you driveling on about?
[There are lots of chants for Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh uses a Tombstone on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a back heel kick, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
a duck-down move.
Mr. Shhh nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with a fist to the midsection.
Mr. Shhh hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a jumping DDT.
There are lots of chants for Mr. Shhh.]
JH: Yep. That one is worth cheering about.
RA: Were you being sarcastic?
JH: No. It was a good move.
[Mr. Shhh executes a fist to the midsection on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Mr. Shhh throws Rock 'n Roll Animal out of the ring.
Mr. Shhh goes through the ropes.
Mr. Shhh knocks Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ringpost.
There are lots of chants for Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a punch.
Rock 'n Roll Animal is busted wide open.]
RK: That must have been a hell of a punch.
JH: Maybe he had a blade?
[Mr. Shhh whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the guardrail.
Mr. Shhh nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with a thrust kick to the head.]
RA: And those shots might have opened that cut a bit more.
JH: Animal could be in trouble here.
[Mr. Shhh whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the guardrail.
Eric Young counts: 1.
Mr. Shhh whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Eric Young counts: 2.
Mr. Shhh nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with a faceslam.
Eric Young counts: 3.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Mr. Shhh into the guardrail.
Eric Young counts: 4.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Eric Young counts: 5.
Mr. Shhh whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the guardrail.
Eric Young counts: 6.
Mr. Shhh whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the guardrail.
Eric Young counts: 7.
Mr. Shhh reenters the ring.
Rock 'n Roll Animal follows him back in.]
RA: Both men return to the ring at a 7 count.
RK: This has been a great match so far.
JH: Don't worry, somebody will get involved.
[Mr. Shhh whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Mr. Shhh with a shoulderblock.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Mr.
Shhh.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.]
JH: Bret Hart...er...Animal with a two count.
[The chants for Rock 'n Roll Animal are deafening.
Rock 'n Roll Animal uses a powerslam on Mr. Shhh.
The chants for Rock 'n Roll Animal are deafening.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for the Revolution #9, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
a roll away.
The crowd is going crazy.
Mr. Shhh whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh misses with a kick.
Mr. Shhh hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a knee to the back.
Mr. Shhh takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a double underhook piledriver.
The crowd is behind Mr. Shhh all the way.
Mr. Shhh locks Rock 'n Roll Animal in a sleeperhold.]
RA: Sleeperhold locked in!
RK: Get him, get him.
JH: Stop rooting, you idiot.
[Rock 'n Roll Animal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Mr. Shhh hits a kneebreaker on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Mr. Shhh hits a dragon suplex on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.]
JH: He's no Chris Benoit, but that still looked nice.
[Mr. Shhh catches Rock 'n Roll Animal in an armlock leglock submission.
Rock 'n Roll Animal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Mr. Shhh executes the Peacemaker on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Mr. Shhh goes for the pin.
Eric Young counts: One, two, three.]
RA: That's it.
[The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Shhh.]
DJ: The winner is Mr. Shhh. Time of match: 0:12:55
[Mr. Shhh picks up the microphone.]
RA: I think he has something to say.
JH: Really?
Mr. Shhh: Animal you have wanted this match for a long time. I have tried
to tell you time and time again you cannot match me in the ring or anywhere
else for that matter. I am a member of the beststable in the league...I am a
member because I am one of the best...So put your tail between your legs and
crawl back into the hole from whence you came and take take sorry excuse for
a manager with you.
[Mr. Shhh drops the mic and heads for the locker room followed by his
bodyguards.]
RA: Some comments from Mr. Shhh toward Animal.
RK: Well, I don'tthink he's going to have him to beat on anymore.
JH: The night's still young.
RA: Let's go up to the ring for the main event.
DJ: Ladies and gentlemen, the following non-title contest is scheduled for one
fall with a 30 minute time limit.
["La Grange" by ZZ Top comes on the PA.]
DJ: Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Stefania, from Montreal,
Quebec, Canada, weighing 333 pounds, HardRock!
JH: How tall is this guy?
RA: I'd say about 6'9".
RK: No point in fitting him for stilts then, is there?
["Death Wish" by Christian Death comes on the PA.]
DJ: His opponent, from New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing 246 pounds, the SWF
Americas Champion, Pagan!
JH: Why is this match non-title?
RA: SWF rules prohibit non-Americans from going after the Americas Title.
JH: So somebody finally got it right.
[They lock up.
HardRock nails Pagan with a clothesline.
HardRock whips Pagan into the ropes, but Pagan reverses it.
Pagan hits a side suplex on HardRock.
Pagan goes for a grapevine, but HardRock counters it with a kick-off.
HardRock takes Pagan down with a choke slam.
HardRock is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
HardRock goes for the Zack Attack, but Pagan counters it with
a headscissors submission.
HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Pagan attemps to place HardRock on the turnbuckle, but HardRock blocks it.
Pagan goes for a spinning DDT, but HardRock counters it with a backdrop.
In turn, Pagan counters it with a sunset flip.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.]
RA: Early on here, but so far it looks even.
RK: Why do they call him Pagan?
JH: Maybe he prefered Megan, but President Frenck thought it sounded too wussy.
How the hell should I know?
[Pagan whips HardRock into the ropes, but HardRock reverses it.
Pagan misses with a shoulderblock.
HardRock hits Pagan with a shoulderblock.]
RK: You guys catch Nitro last night?
JH: Sorry, i only watch wrestling.
RK: Oh.
[HardRock whips Pagan into the ropes, but Pagan reverses it.
HardRock bumps into Eric Young.
Pagan hits a Vader attack on HardRock.
Pagan gets a standing wristlock on HardRock.
There is no referee there to ask HardRock.
Eric Young is back on the job.]
JH: It never fails. Every card we have a sleeping referee.
RA: He stayed on his feet the last match.
JH: Yeah, but we never see two in a row.
[HardRock is valiantly trying to break the hold.
HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
HardRock hits Pagan with a dragon suplex.
Eric Young counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HardRock is getting a good reaction from the crowd.]
RA: Two count for HardRock brings this crowd alive.
[HardRock throws Pagan out of the ring.
HardRock goes through the ropes.
HardRock knocks Pagan into the ringsteps.
HardRock is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
HardRock executes a power bomb on Pagan.]
RA: Oh, God. Power bomb on the floor.
JH: I think he broke his freaking neck.
RK: I hope so.
[Eric Young counts: 1.
HardRock whips Pagan into the guardrail.
Eric Young counts: 2.
HardRock whips Pagan into the guardrail.
HardRock takes Pagan down with the Doctor Bomb.
HardRock reenters the ring.
Pagan follows him back in.
Pagan brings the table into the ring.
Pagan goes for a German suplex, but HardRock counters it with an elbowsmash.
HardRock nails Pagan with a dragon suplex.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.]
JH: The A1 overdone Move of the Night is the Dragon Suplex.
[HardRock uses a flying forearm on Pagan.
Eric Young counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HardRock is getting a good reaction from the crowd.]
RA: This has been a good night for Trinity so far.
JH: But HardRock appears to be much better than Rock 'n' Roll Animal.
RK: That isn't too hard.
JH: True, but it's still worth mentioning.
[HardRock uses a flying dropkick on Pagan.
The crowd is cheering on HardRock.
HardRock hits a powerslam on Pagan.
Eric Young counts: One, kickout.
The crowd is really behind HardRock.
Pagan goes for a standing wristlock, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock hits a jack-knife power bomb on Pagan.
Eric Young counts: One, kickout.
The crowd is going crazy.
HardRock takes Pagan down with a diving elbow smash.
The crowd is going crazy.
HardRock hits a clothesline on Pagan.
HardRock nails Pagan with a diving elbow smash.
HardRock has the crowd going wild.
HardRock goes for a cobra clutch, but Pagan counters it with an armdrag
takedown.
HardRock nails Pagan with a punch.
HardRock places Pagan on the turnbuckle.
HardRock nails Pagan with a superplex.
HardRock hits Pagan with a flying dropkick.
The chants for HardRock are deafening.
HardRock whips Pagan into the ropes, but Pagan reverses it.
Pagan nails HardRock with a swinging neckbreaker.]
RA: I'm not the only one who can talk, am I?
JH: I just can't think of anything witty to say.
[Pagan is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Pagan throws HardRock out of the ring.
Pagan jumps onto him with a plancha.
The crowd is cheering on Pagan.
Pagan whips HardRock into the guardrail.
Pagan nails HardRock with a vertical suplex.
Eric Young counts: 1.
Pagan reenters the ring.
HardRock follows him back in.
Pagan hits a vertical suplex on HardRock.
There are lots of chants for Pagan.
Pagan nails HardRock with a waistlock suplex.
Eric Young counts: One, kickout.
The crowd is really behind Pagan.
Pagan gets a figure-four leglock on HardRock.
HardRock tries to escape the hold.]
JH: He's fighting it pretty good!
RK: WHOO!
JH: Save it for Halloween Havoc.
[HardRock is valiantly trying to break the hold.
HardRock tries to escape the hold.
HardRock breaks the hold after 14 seconds.
HardRock hits Pagan with a clothesline.
Pagan runs into the ropes.
Pagan executes a spinebuster slam on HardRock.
Eric Young counts: One, kickout.
Pagan complains about a slow count.
The crowd is really behind Pagan.
Pagan whips HardRock into the turnbuckle.
Pagan charges into the corner, but HardRock lifts his leg.
HardRock uses a flying forearm on Pagan.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.]
RK: Arriba!
JH: You still don't think you use dated references?
[The chants for HardRock are deafening.
HardRock whips Pagan into the ropes, but Pagan reverses it.
Pagan hits HardRock with a kick.
Pagan hits HardRock with a waistlock suplex.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.]
RA: Back and forth they go, and now the Americas Champion is in control.
[Pagan hits a spinebuster slam on HardRock.
Eric Young counts: One, kickout.
Pagan hits a German suplex on HardRock.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.]
RK: I like these guys from Trinity.
JH: They have some great wrestlers, but they spend too much time helping each
other instead of wrestling.
[Pagan whips HardRock into the ropes.
Pagan misses with a clothesline.
HardRock hits Pagan with an elbow.
HardRock is going for the pin.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.]
RA: HardRock with another near fall.
JH: He needs to cover him tightly. He hasn't done that.
[HardRock goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Pagan blocks it.
Pagan hits HardRock with a German suplex.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.
Pagan kicks HardRock.
HardRock kicks Pagan.
The crowd is behind HardRock all the way.
HardRock nails Pagan with a dropkick.
HardRock is going for the pin.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.]
RA: The near falls are plentiful, but neither man can quite put the other
one away.
[HardRock whips Pagan into the ropes, but Pagan reverses it.
HardRock and Pagan get hit with a double clothesline.
HardRock throws Pagan out of the ring.
HardRock goes through the ropes.
HardRock puts Pagan in a figure-four leglock.
Eric Young counts: 1.
HardRock reenters the ring.
Pagan follows him back in.
HardRock uses a kneedrop on Pagan.
HardRock goes for a DDT, but Pagan blocks it.
Pagan uses a spinning power bomb on HardRock.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.
Pagan complains about a slow count.]
JH: Have we ever worked a match under 10 minutes for this league?
RA: I think we had one at 9 something at the PPV.
JH: They need to start paying me by the hour.
[Pagan goes for a standing wristlock, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock punches Pagan.
The crowd is behind HardRock all the way.
HardRock chops Pagan.]
RK: WHOO!
JH: Shut the hell up!
[HardRock chops Pagan.
The chants for HardRock are deafening.
Pagan punches HardRock.
Pagan chops HardRock.
The crowd is behind Pagan all the way.
Pagan puts HardRock in a standing wristlock.
HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Pagan takes HardRock down with a swinging neckbreaker.
The chants for Pagan are deafening.
Pagan goes for a standing wristlock, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock uses a jumping DDT on Pagan.
HardRock goes for a punch, but Pagan reverses it.
Pagan goes for a vertical suplex, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock hits Pagan with a piledriver.
HardRock hits Pagan.
The crowd is behind HardRock all the way.
Pagan chops HardRock.]
RA: This is still anyone's match.
JH: It's hard to win when punnches, kicks, and chops are the only moves with
any effect at all.
[HardRock punches Pagan.
Pagan punches HardRock.
The crowd is behind Pagan all the way.
Pagan chops HardRock.
The crowd is behind Pagan all the way.
Pagan nails HardRock with a spinning power bomb.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd erupts.]
RK: Who's the crowd behind?
JH: Does it matter?
[Pagan takes HardRock down with a spinebuster slam.
Eric Young counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is giving Pagan a standing ovation.]
RA: They're on their feet for this one.
JH: This is a pretty good match. Unlike some leagues i could mention. *cough*
WCW *cough*.
[Pagan hits a swinging punch on HardRock.
Pagan goes for a standing wristlock, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock locks Pagan in a cobra clutch.
Pagan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
HardRock goes for a piledriver, but Pagan blocks it.
Pagan goes for a forearm to the back, but HardRock counters it with a side
step.]
RA: HardRock turns around.
[Pagan uses a single-leg takedown on HardRock.]
RA: But Pagan was waiting for him.
[Pagan goes for a swinging punch, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock hits Pagan with a punch.
HardRock executes a flying bulldog on Pagan.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for HardRock.
HardRock catches Pagan in a double reverse chinlock.
Pagan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Pagan is inching his way towards the ropes.
Pagan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 24 seconds.
HardRock goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Pagan counters it with a backdrop.
Pagan takes HardRock down with a swinging punch.
Pagan throws HardRock out of the ring.
Pagan jumps onto him with a plancha, but HardRock moves out of the way.
The crowd is behind HardRock all the way.
Eric Young counts: 1.
HardRock takes Pagan down with a flying forearm.
HardRock reenters the ring.]
RA: Pagan slow to his feet.
JH: At least they try to stay in the ring in this league.
[Pagan follows him back in.
HardRock gives the sign for the Zack Attack.
HardRock gives the sign for the Zack Attack.
HardRock executes the Zack Attack on Pagan.
The chants for HardRock are deafening.
HardRock goes for the pin.
Eric Young counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.]
RA: This one is over!
DJ: The winner is HardRock. Time of match: 0:13:28
RA: We are out of time. We will see you next Tuesday!
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