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(The SWF logo apears on the screen)
Announcer: The Supreme Wrestling Federation.
The S-W-F.
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(Highlights of Sunday night's main event play over the theme to the movie "Cutthroat Island".)
(Gods Tears gets the Ziplock on Tom Pho.
Tom Pho is writhing in pain.
Sean Ceigersmidt checks Tom Pho's arm.]
VM: And it looks like Tom Pho has passed out!
[He lifts it... it falls.]
JV: It's over.
[He lifts it... it falls.]
JV: I knew Gods Tears could beat this chump.
[He lifts it... it stays up !
Tom Pho fights his way out of the hold after 16 seconds.
Tom Pho nails him with the Tiger Claw Heart Punch.]
JV: WHAT?!
VM: Tom Pho had a sudden burst of energy. Not only did he come to, but
he broke the hold and instantly nailed GT with that heart punch!
[Tom Pho is going for the pin.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, three.]
VM: He did it!! We have a new champion!!!!
[The crowd erupts.]
Chip: SWF Triumphant Tuesday is next!
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(The shot opens on a dismal, moonlight night on a deserted street in a run-down neighborhood.
We hear the sound of a car approaching. The car stops against the curb. We see a closeup of
the front bumper of a late model sports car, with an Illinois license plate reading "HOTSHOT".
The camera remains at ground level as we see two pairs of shoes exit the car and walk toward a
building. The building looks like an abandoned movie theatre. The letters on the marquee read
"SWF Wrestling TONIGHT".
The man and woman pass the empty ticket window. We see tattered posters by the entrance of
former SWF stars like Paralyzer Patrick Bordeau, Phoenix, Lethal, Zodiac and Doug Bacon. For
the first time, we get a shot of the faces of the two, and we can see that it is Hot Shot
Donovan, wearing the American Title around his waist and being flanked by the lovely Trisha
Deneke. They pass through the lobby as the opening bars of "The Extremist" by Joe Satriani
begin to play. Hot Shot starts to open the door to the theatre...
...and a giant, trenchcoated arm grabs him and pulls him into the room. The music starts to
pick up as we realize that the "theatre" looks like a giant warehouse, with activity going on
all around. We see a wrestling ring in the center of the warehouse. The walls are giant video
monitors, playing back scenes of the various SWF wrestlers performing their finishing
manuevers. As the cameras circle the room, we see a bar off in the corner, where The Giant
Killer is drinking. He puts down his beer and walks to the ring.
We then see that the bartenders are HardRock and Axel Mate. HardRock and Axel put down their
bar towels and begin walking to the ring. A broom closet opens and God's Tears emerges,
carrying a broom handle. We next see the team of Endless Fury, standing in front of a replica
of the Hollywood hills. The camera pulls back slightly and we see the Thugz drop from above.
They unbuckle their shoulder harnesses and move toward the ring. In another corner, Sean
McKenzie and Jezebel are reclining on a couch in what looks to be a replica of the old "Piper's
Pit" set. They get up and move toward the ring.
Cut to a shot of Tom Pho kicking a heavy bag in an adjacent gym. Sound & Fury come crashing
through the plaster wall of the gym, followed by a shot of Moon Dog Gator, howling
in a kennel with a group of dogs.
We see The Judge sitting on his bench in a replica of a courtroom. The judicial bench
wobbles, then starts to fall over. We see Rigor and Mortis cutting it down with their chainsaws.
We see a fashion runway, on which O.G., Bone Breaker, Jukebox Hero, Rock 'n Roll Animal and
Headhunter are walking down the catwalk in their expensive suits.
In the fourth and final quarter of the ring. Mr. Shhh is standing in front of Hot Shot
Donovan, who is flanked by the Men in Black and Sandman. Equalizer drives his big truck
through the wall into the building, and is holding up his SWF World Title.
Cut to an overhead shot of the ring, with the SWF wrestlers approaching from all sides. As
they are all about to enter, we see a burst of fireworks, then the Triumphant Tuesday logo,
followed by another burst of fireworks, which dissolves to...)
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(The inside of a packed arena. There are screaming fans and fireworks going off around the ring
and along the rampway. The graphic reads:
"LIVE! McKale Center
Tuscon, Arizona"
The camera pans the crowd, lingering on some of the unique signs there: "EWNNC 4 life",
"I love Hot Shot Donovan", "Flash is the Savior!", "Brett's Too Sexy!", "Prepare to be
Equalized", "Bring Back Superstar Sublime!", "ARRRRROOOOOOOO!!!!" and three young men
near the front with University of Arizona T-shirts unveiling a giant banner that says "OG:
Accept no substitutes")
Chip: Welcome, everyone, to Tuscon, Arizona!
(Shot of three college kids dressed as Mr. Shhh and his Men in Black.)
Chip: Welcome to McKale Center!
(Shot of SWF suits Brian Frenck, Pat McNeill and Zack Lisak, who are sitting in the front row in
jeans and wearing matching black SWF T-shirts. Frenck's bodyguard, The Vigilante, is seated
next to Frenck.)
Chip: Welcome to Triumphant Tuesday!
(The angle pans down to the announce desk, where we see Chip Collins, wearing a blue pinstripe
suit with a black and gold SWF tie, next to "The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen, wearing an
University of South Carolina basketball jersey and a matching Gamecocks cap.)
Chip: I'm Chip Collins, along with the man wrestling fans love to love...
Fool: ..."The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen!
Chip: We're back from vacation with a red-hot edition of Triumphant Tuesday!
Fool: And it's a good thing we're back. We leave for two weeks, and the whole place goes to
hell.
Chip: As we saw at the top of the program, "Tiger" Tom Pho is your new SWF Toughman Champion...
Fool: Like I was saying...
Chip: We could be in for another title change tonight, Fool. HardRock will be defending the
International Title against The Judge.
Fool: Good match. But that's not our main event.
Chip: No. The World Champion, Equalizer, has challenged Sean McKenzie to a non-title match
tonight, right here on Triumphant Tuesday!
Fool: We'll also have The Original Gangsta taking on Moon Dog Gator. That's gonna be ugly!
Chip: O.G. will also be interviewed by our very own Tim Thorsen. And we have a battle of
unbeatens as "Too Sexy" Brett Reynolds takes on Flash!
Fool: That's right. The O.G. asked for me specifically, Chipper.
Chip: That's why they call you the Fool. We'll kick things off tonight with two hot new
superstars. Let's get up to the rig and join Jeff Ayres!
Jeff: The following contest is set for one fall.
("Bastard is as Bastard does" by Monster Voodoo Machine plays as Brian McKay makes his entrance.)
Jeff: Introducing first, from Cranbrook, British Columbia, Canada, weighing 221 pounds, here
is Brian McKay!
(The laser lights display a Canadian flag in the ring as McKay makes his way to ringside,
ignoring the boos of the crowd.)
Chip: Brian McKay, an exciting young newcomer, makes his way to the ring.
Fool: Any guy who starts his career off by beating up John McGee can't be all bad.
Jeff: And his opponent...accompanied by Fraulein Domina and weighing 308 pounds, from Bremen,
Germany, here is Panzer Sturm!
("Drug against War" by KMFDM plays. The lights dim, and two spotlights cicle the arena
as an air raid siren goes off. The siren is over
the entrance music. Sturm ignores fans and marches
slowly to the ring, Fraulein Domina in tow.)
Chip: This monster of a man is actually gathering somewhat of a following here in the SWF.
Fool: I think Domina's the one who has the following. But I don't know, Sturm did beat
McKenzie recently.
Chip: Andrew Borgert is our referee, and we're set to go.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Panzer Sturm runs into the ropes.
Panzer Sturm goes for a sleeperhold, but Brian McKay counters it with a jawbreaker.
Panzer Sturm executes an earringer.
Panzer Sturm executes a headbutt.
Panzer Sturm runs into the ropes.
Brian McKay hits Panzer Sturm with an elbow.
Brian McKay executes a forearm to the back.)
Chip: Don't forget, fans, we are just twelve days away from the Ides of March on pay-per-view.
We will have more announcements later on in this telecast about that spectacular card.
Fool: It'll be great, Collins. We already know that the Living Dead are going to get their
shot at regaining the tag team titles.
(Panzer Sturm whips Brian McKay into the ropes, but Brian McKay reverses it.
Panzer Sturm takes him down with a bulldog headlock.
Panzer Sturm executes a jawbreaker.
Panzer Sturm goes for a side suplex, but Brian McKay blocks it.
Brian McKay executes a hiptoss.
Panzer Sturm goes for a crotch slam, but Brian McKay counters it with
a backward kick.
Brian McKay executes a sleeperhold.
Panzer Sturm reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.)
Chip: Panzer Sturm breaks out of the sleeper. Fool, what's on the Hotline tonight?
Fool: We have big news on more upcoming departures from the SWF, and the return of a major
superstar ahead of schedule.
(Brian McKay nails him with a hiptoss.
Brian McKay runs into the ropes.
Fraulein Domina trips Brian McKay.
Andrew Borgert warns Fraulein Domina.
Brian McKay runs into the ropes.
Fraulein Domina trips Brian McKay.
Andrew Borgert warns Fraulein Domina.
Brian McKay nails him with a dropkick.)
Fool: Call us at 1-900-555-SWF1. $1.49 a minute. We take all major credit cards, including
American Express. Kids, make sure your parents aren't home before dialing.
Chip: You're incredible.
Fool: Thanks.
(Brian McKay climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Panzer Sturm
nails him in the stomach.
Brian McKay falls onto the top turnbuckle.
Panzer Sturm catches him in a belly-to-belly superplex.
There is no referee to count.
Panzer Sturm is going for the pin.)
Chip: Sturm going for the pin, but the referee is distracted by Fraulein Domina!
Fool: You can't really blame Borgert. I mean, look at him! How many times does he get
that close to a woman like the Fraulein?
(There is no referee to count.
Panzer Sturm runs into the ropes.
Panzer Sturm misses with a clothesline.
Brian McKay hits Panzer Sturm with a kick.
Andrew Borgert is back on the job.
Brian McKay goes for a dropkick, but Panzer Sturm counters it with a side step.
Panzer Sturm executes a spinebuster slam.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Fool: No, sir!
Chip: The smaller McKay is really holding his own here.
(Panzer Sturm complains about a slow count.
Panzer Sturm places Brian McKay on the turnbuckle.
Panzer Sturm catches him in a belly-to-belly superplex.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, kickout.
Panzer Sturm complains about a slow count.)
Chip: The man with the vulture on his chest, Panzer Sturm, is frustrated so far.
Fool: Look out! Full Nelson!
(Panzer Sturm takes him down with a full nelson.
Brian McKay reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Brian McKay executes a low blow.)
Chip & Fool: Ooooohhhhhh!!!!
Fool: My liver! My liver!
(Brian McKay runs into the ropes.
Brian McKay hits Panzer Sturm with a kick.
Brian McKay executes an armdrag takedown.
Brian McKay throws Panzer Sturm out of the ring.
Brian McKay goes through the ropes.
Panzer Sturm goes for the Blitzkrieg, but Brian McKay counters it with
a fist to the midsection.
Brian McKay executes a low blow.)
Chip: Ow! McKay with another cheap shot on Sturm.
Fool: Well, the Canadian knows how to pick a body part and keep working on it.
(Brian McKay nails him with a bodyslam.
Brian McKay reenters the ring.
Panzer Sturm follows him back in.
Brian McKay whips Panzer Sturm into the ropes, but Panzer Sturm reverses it.
Brian McKay goes for a Frankensteiner, but Panzer Sturm counters it with
a power bomb.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Fool: No soup for you!
Chip: Great reversal by Panzer and a near fall there.
(Panzer Sturm executes a spinebuster slam.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.
Panzer Sturm executes a choke against the ropes.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three, four.)
Chip: Sturm very close to being disqualified right there.
Fool: He's setting him up for that spinning piledriver he calls the Blitzkrieg.
(Panzer Sturm executes a bodyslam.
Panzer Sturm goes for the Blitzkrieg, but Brian McKay counters it with
a fist to the midsection.
Brian McKay takes him down with a spinebuster slam.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: McKay with a great escape and a near fall.
Fool: Both these guys are being looked as a future contenders for the International Title.
(Brian McKay takes him down with a figure-four leglock.
Panzer Sturm reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Brian McKay executes a low blow.
Brian McKay is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: A third shot to the...lower midsection gets a two count.
Fool: Sturm has to have stainless steel gonads. Look out!
(Brian McKay nails him with a low blow.
Panzer Sturm throws Brian McKay out of the ring.
Panzer Sturm goes through the ropes.
Panzer Sturm takes him down with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker.
Fraulein Domina comes from behind, but Brian McKay nails Fraulein Domina.
Panzer Sturm executes the Blitzkrieg on the concrete floor.)
Fool: Piledriver on the floor!
Chip: That'll teach McKay not to put his hands on a lady!
(Panzer Sturm goes for an earringer, but Brian McKay counters it with a backdrop.
Brian McKay nails him with a hiptoss.
Brian McKay executes a low blow.
Brian McKay reenters the ring.)
Jeff: 5 minutes have gone by, 25 minutes remain.
Chip: McKay jumps back into the ring and beats the count.
Fool: It's official, Chip. This Brian McKay is the last guy I'd want to step in the ring with.
(Panzer Sturm follows him back in.
Brian McKay nails him with a clothesline.
Brian McKay takes him down with a swinging neckbreaker.
Brian McKay goes for a spinebuster slam, but Panzer Sturm counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.)
Chip: Swinging neckbreaker. Tremendous counter by the German!
Fool: Come on, Brian! Groin him again!
(Panzer Sturm places Brian McKay on the turnbuckle.
Panzer Sturm catches him in a belly-to-belly superplex.)
Chip: Huge belly-to-belly by the 300 pounder!
Fool: It's over.
(Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three.)
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 6:03, Panzer Sturm!
("Drug Against War" by KMFDM plays as Domina comes in the ring to raise Panzer's hand in
victory.)
Chip: Panzer Sturm remains unbeaten here in the SWF.
Fool: I'm a big McKay fan and all, but you've gotta be impressed with a guy who takes five
shot to the goonies and comes back to win the match.
(The replay shows Panzer hitting the Blitzkrieg on the floor, the reverse neckbreaker and
the huge belly-to-belly from the top rope.)
Chip: Panzer Sturm is your winner. When we return on Triumphant Tuesday, you'll see Brett
Reynolds against the Savior of the Universe, Flash!
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Chip: We're back with more of SWF Triumphant Tuesday!
Fool: We don't care what you watch on Monday nights. You're here now.
Chip: We've got another battle of unbeatens here, so let's go up to the ring and join Jeff
Ayres!
Jeff: This contest is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Introducing first:
["Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred starts to play, as the crowd pops.]
Jeff: ...He is being led to the ring by his manager, Ms. Sexy, from Fishtown, Pennsylvania,
weighing in at 333 pounds, here is "Too Sexy" Brett Reynolds!!
[Ms. Sexy and Reynolds emerge from the entrance and make their way down to the ring arm in arm.
Reynolds slaps hands with a few of the fans. The crowd is cheering him on. He then kisses
Ms. Sexy and enters the ring. He poses as fireworks are launched from the ringposts.]
Chip: What an ovation for "Too Sexy" Brett Reynolds!
Fool: I loved him in Cannonball Run I. Cannonball Run II just sucked, though.
Chip: Don't start with that.
Jeff: And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by Higgins, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing
294 pounds, FLASH!
("Flash" by Queen begins to play. As the song builds and Flash jumps insanely through the
curtains, fireworks explode on both sides of the entrance. Frightened by the fireworks, he
leaps into the air, lands on his feet... and begins talking to himself as he walks to the ring. He motions to slap hands with
the fans, but shoves them off and gives them the middle finger instead. As he turns away from
the fans, he begins laughing to himself.
Chip: He's a jerk...
Fool: ...He's a pain...
Chip & Fool: ...He's Flash!
(One fan in particular, a young kid, reaches over the rail and grabs at Flash's
robe. Flash spins around and yells at the kid. As Flash begins to climb over the rail, security
rushes over and pulls him back. After arguing for a moment, Flash steps into the ring, disrobes,
and takes the microphone.]
Flash: Is this how you mindless little f[beep]s treat your Saviour of
the Universe?
Chip: He's going to get fined for that.
Fool: If he has anything left after the last set of fies.
[The fans boo loudly]
Flash: Well if Brain Frenckle and Patsy O'Neil and the rest of these SWF
bastards think that they can treat me like this, they've got another
f[beep]in' thing coming to em.
[Brian Frenck stands up from his seat and signals for the microphone to
be shut off.]
Flash: Hey, you little p[beep]. Don't even try it. I've had enough of
this bulls[beep]. You have your f[beep]in security guards trained to
keep me away from hurting the bastard kid, but where are they when the
f[beep]er attacks me?
[Brian points towards Flash and motions towards the back]
Flash: You want me to wrestle a match after being attacked? Oh I'll
wrestle a damn match alright. But it'll be under Flash rules. I want a
steel cage lowere......
[Patrick McNeill climbs over the railing, accompanied by a security guard. He walks
into the ring and grabs the microphone away from Flash]
Pat: Hey pal. As far as I'm concerned, the SWF is probably better off
without you. If you have a problem with this league, no one is stopping
you from getting the hell out.
[The crowd cheers. Flash looks to the audience stunned]
Chip: Flash better not touch him, unless he wants to get suspended.
Flash: You can't do tha.......
[Patrick McNeill grabs the microphone back]
Pat: Furthermore, there will be no steel cage lowered on this ring. You
want a cage match? Talk to Brian. Sign your contract for Slaughterhouse. We aren't
having Flash rules. We're having Triumphant Tuesday rules.
So either take this match as is, or don't take it at all.
[The crowd continues to cheer. McNeill and the guard leave.]
Fool: He's lucky Flash didn't kick his ass.
Chip: We've had enough cursing this show for one week.
Fool: If you can say it on TV, it ain't cursing.
Chip: Chad Bray is your referee and...HERE COMES FLASH!
(Flash attacks Brett Reynolds before the bell.
Flash takes him down with a jawbreaker.
The bell rings.
Flash pulls Brett Reynolds to his feet.)
Flash: I'm Batman.
Chip: What the...?
(Flash whips Brett Reynolds into the ropes.
Flash goes for a clothesline, but Brett Reynolds counters it with
a duck-down move.
Brett Reynolds nails him with a front-layout superplex.
Brett Reynolds places Flash on the turnbuckle.
Brett Reynolds goes for a double underhook superplex, but Flash blocks it.)
Chip: What a matchup! And don't forget the other great matches we'll have at the Ides of March
Pay-per-view on the 15th!
Fool: That's right, Chip. Fatal Fury is going to destroy Hong Kong Phooey and finally get his
hands on the Toughman Title.
(Flash throws Brett Reynolds off the turnbuckle.
Flash goes for a choke slam, but Brett Reynolds blocks it.
Brett Reynolds places Flash on the turnbuckle.
Brett Reynolds catches him in a belly-to-belly superplex.
Brett Reynolds executes a Big Leg Drop.
Brett Reynolds places Flash on the turnbuckle.
Brett Reynolds takes him down with a top-rope DDT.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: DDT and a two-count by Too Sexy. We will also see a tremendous match for the SWF
International Title as Sean McKenzie will face the winner of tonight's match between HardRock
and The Judge.
Fool: Here comes the Judge! Here comes The Judge!
(Brett Reynolds poses for the crowd.
Brett Reynolds places Flash on the turnbuckle.
Brett Reynolds nails him with a belly-to-back superplex.
Brett Reynolds runs into the ropes.
Brett Reynolds misses with a clothesline.
Brett Reynolds hits Flash with a clothesline.
Flash falls out of the ring.
Chad Bray counts: one, two, three, four, Flash reenters the ring.)
Chip: Too Sexy is posing in the ring as Flash comes back in. We'll have more big announcements
regarding the pay-per-view later on in this hour!
(Brett Reynolds poses for the crowd.
Brett Reynolds goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Flash counters it with a backdrop.
Brett Reynolds takes him down with a German suplex.
Flash bumps into Chad Bray.
There is no referee to count.
Brett Reynolds executes the Doctor Bomb.
There is no referee to count.)
Chip: Chad Bray is down! This could cost Too Sexy the match!
Fool: Bray just sucks.
Chip: He's YOUR friend.
(Brett Reynolds gets back up.
Brett Reynolds takes him down with a bodyslam.
Brett Reynolds throws Flash out of the ring.
Brett Reynolds goes through the ropes.
Brett Reynolds is busted wide open.
Flash whips Brett Reynolds into the guardrail.
Flash nails him with a jumping elbow thrust.
Flash is busted wide open.)
Fool: Yes! Double your pleasure, double your blood!
Chip: Despite the best efforts of our front office, this is turning into a hardcore match.
(They're brawling on the floor.
Brett Reynolds nails him with a bearhug.
Higgins comes from behind, but Brett Reynolds nails Higgins.
Higgins comes from behind and distracts Brett Reynolds.
They're brawling on the floor.
They're brawling on the floor.
Brett Reynolds nails him with the Doctor Bomb.
Brett Reynolds reenters the ring.)
Chip: Another Doctor Bomb by the massive Brett Reynolds.
Fool: And for all you blood fans, we have a barbed wire match coming up on Slaughterhouse this
week. I love this game!
(Flash follows him back in.
Brett Reynolds goes for a clawhold, but Flash blocks it.
Flash goes for a clothesline, but Brett Reynolds counters it with
a duck-down move.
Chad Bray is back on the job.
Brett Reynolds whips Flash into the ropes.
Flash hits Brett Reynolds with a shoulderblock.
Flash takes him down with an inverted atomic drop.
Flash nails him with a low blow.)
Chip: Flash was in trouble earlier, but he has rallied and is putting the hurt on Brett
Reynolds.
Fool: A lot of groin injuries tonight.
(Flash goes for a backbreaker, but Brett Reynolds blocks it.
Brett Reynolds goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Flash counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Flash takes him down with a choke slam.
Flash is bleeding profusely.
Flash goes for a clothesline, but Brett Reynolds counters it with
a duck-down move.
Brett Reynolds places Flash on the turnbuckle.
Brett Reynolds catches him in a belly-to-belly superplex.
Brett Reynolds whips Flash into the ropes, but Flash reverses it.)
Chip: Flash is losing a lot of blood, but this charter member of the SOB's will not
stay dwon!
Fool: Come on, Flash!
Chip: You WOULD like him.
(Higgins trips Brett Reynolds.
Chad Bray warns Higgins.
Chad Bray is back on the job.
Flash executes a Big Leg Drop.
Brett Reynolds catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Big belly-to-belly and a two count!
Fool: This match is going to end soon. I don't think these two can go much longer.
(Brett Reynolds poses for the crowd.
Brett Reynolds is bleeding like hell.
Brett Reynolds nails him with a DDT.
Brett Reynolds places Flash on the turnbuckle.
Brett Reynolds executes the Sexyplex and goes for the pin.)
Chip: It's the Sexyplex!
(Chad Bray counts: One, two, in the ropes...)
Chip: Flash gets his foot on the ropes. The match continues.
Fool: He kicked out of the Sexyplex. Yes!
(Brett Reynolds whips Flash into the ropes.
Flash hits Brett Reynolds with a kick.
Flash climbs onto the turnbuckle and gives the crowd a crotch chop.
Flash goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but Brett Reynolds blocks it.
Brett Reynolds goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Flash counters it with
a side step.
Flash climbs onto the turnbuckle and gives the crowd a crotch chop.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: Flash is disgusting!
Fool: He's setting Reynolds up for a diving headbutt from the top!
(Flash goes for a diving headbutt, but Brett Reynolds counters it with
a roll away.)
Chip: Nobody's home!
Fool: Dammit!
(Brett Reynolds whips Flash into the ropes.
Brett Reynolds nails him with a dropkick.
Brett Reynolds catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, three.)
Chip: He got him!
Fool: Well, if Flash hadn't missed that headbutt, the match would still be going.
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 5:21, "Too Sexy" Brett Reynolds!
("Too Sexy" Brett Reynolds celebrates with Ms. Sexy as "I'm Too Sexy" plays over the
loudspeakers.)
Chip: A big win for "Too Sexy" Brett Reynolds here on...
(The music stops.)
O.G.: Flash, Flash, Flash!
(Brett Reynolds and Ms. Sexy leave the ring. Flash is starting to get back to his feet.)
Fool: It's O.G. on the video wall!
(We see the image of Original Gangsta and Mr. Bone Breaker on the video wall.)
O.G.: Hey, what's up man? Now I know you probably know who I am, so I'll
tell you. I am The Original Gangsta, otherwise known as The O.G..
(Flash is swearing at O.G.'s image on the video wall. There is a ruckus in the crowd.)
O.G.: But I'm afraid this meeting is too formal. Let's make it a little personal, let's really
get to know each other!!!
(The camera cuts away to a shot of O.G., Bone Breaker, and Jukebox Hero climbing over the
railing behind Flash. Flash is still watching O.G.'s image on the video wall.)
Chip: The Gangstas are coming through the crowd.
Fool: O.G. must have taped that earlier.
(The three men run into the ring. Flash turns around, but with the blood loss, he is quickly
subdued by the three men, who start pounding the hell out of Flash.)
Chip: The Original Gangsta is attacking Flash!
Fool: There's no one here to save Flash, Chip! The other S.O.B.'s aren't here, and no one else
likes the guy!
(Mr. Bone Breaker, with help from O.G. and Jukebox, picks up Flash and choke slams him to the
mat. O.G. backs off into a corner. Higgins has run off and is standing a safe distance away.
The managers bring the bloody Flash to his feet. Jukebox sets Flash up in a suplex position,
then starts to shake, rattle and roll...)
Chip: It's the Double Vision!
Fool: I haven't seen that move since '89!
(Jukebox executes his patented "Double Vision" swinging neckbreaker. Flash is down. O.G. then
gets a signal from Mr. Bone Breaker. He walks over to Flash, and nails him with the...)
Chip: Gangsta's Paradise!
Fool: This ain't Ming the Merciless! This is the O.G.!
Chip: And this is obviously a continuation of the feud between The Gangstas and the SOB's!
(Bone Breaker grabs a mic.)
Mr. Bone Breaker: Welcome to Paradise.
Jukebox: GANGSTA'S Paradise!!!
(The three men laugh.)
The O.G.: Flash, we have personally met, so now you can go.
(The camera will then show a hurt Flash grimacing)
Chip: Flash isn't going anywhere. He needs medical attention.
The O.G.:But not before, well, I'll leave it to my brother to take care of
his own battles. 'Cause the war is all of ours!
("Staying Alive" by Wyclef Jean will start to blare on the loudspeakers as Double H
walks out with a brace on his neck, and a mic in his hand. The crowd erupts as Double H makes
his way down the aisle. He shakes hands with a few of the fans before entering the ring to join
the rest of the Gangstas.)
Chip: It's Headhunter!
Fool: He looks pretty rough, Chip. But I understand there was no permanent damage to his neck.
Double H: Thank you. Thank you very much. I'm out here to talk to Flash man to man,hombre to
hombre, Double H....genius to Flash....dumb ass p[bleep]!
Chip: I can't believe he said that. That's unnecessary!
Fool: Easy for you to ay. It's not your neck in the brace.
Double H: Now guys, my mother thought me that it's polite to look at
someone when they're talking to you. So guys...
(Mr. Bone Breaker and Jukebox pick up Flash and hold him up)
Double H:Thank you. Flash, I bet you're really proud of what you did to me
but...you know something...it's the past and I just want to talk about
the future.
(Double H then turns his back to Flash,but nails him with "The Hit" as
he turns around. He then pulls off his brace and gets in Flash's
face...)
Chip: He's not hurt!
Fool: It's a miracle!
Double H: Now THAT's the future, Flash! GANGSTAS on the top, S.O.B.'s on the
floor. We are the best. I guess now you really know that. This brace...(He
picks it up and throws it at Flash), it was all a show. All part of the
show. We needed to make you an example, an example that if you come at
us, you're going down.....Because if you're not a GANGSTA...
All:...You're a VICTIM!
(The Gangstas, walk off, leaving Flash laying in his own blood in the middle of the ring.
Higgins comes up to check on him. A medical team arrives and starts putting Flash on a
stretcher.)
Chip: Headhunter has returned to the SWF.
Fool: Collins, this isn't NEARLY finished yet between the Gangstas and the SOB's.
Chip: We have to take a break! We'll be back with more of Triumphant Tuesday!
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Chip: We're back! What a great crowd we have tonight at the McKale Center in Tuscon!
Fool: They're goin' to the tournament. They're happy.
Chip: Flash is being worked on in the back. We have so much action still to come on Triumphant
Tuesday. Let's go up to the ring and join Jeff Ayres.
Jeff: This contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Dewy
Hicks, the former SWF World Heavyweight Champion...from Jackson, Mississippi, weighing in at 370
pounds... MOON DOG GATOR!
["Bring On The Noise" by Anthrax & Public Enemy blares as Moon Dog and Dewy make
their way to the ring. The crowd is booing, but some of them are still barking.]
Chip: Moon Dog's recent actions have not exactly endeared him to the fans.
Fool: Who cares? Moon Dog is still the former World Champ, and one of the baddest things
walking on two legs.
Jeff: And his opponent, being led to the ring by his manager, Mr. Bone Breaker,
from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 242 pounds, here is The Original Gangsta!!
["Is There A Heaven For A Gangsta" by Master P blares. The two men make
their way down to the ring as several lasers are shot throughout the
arena. The crowd boos loudly.]
Chip: This is the last leg of the Original Gangsta's quest to beat all the former SWF champions.
Fool: Well, Bacon ran away rather than face O.G.. Then Frenck screwed the Gangsta this Sunday.
But O.G. is on a tear. He deserves a title shot soon.
Chip: Jeff Hart is your referee, and here we go!
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Moon Dog Gator throws The Original Gangsta out of the ring.
Moon Dog Gator goes through the ropes.
The Original Gangsta goes for a tiger suplex, but Moon Dog Gator
counters it with a backward kick.
Moon Dog Gator reenters the ring.
The Original Gangsta follows him back in.
Moon Dog Gator places The Original Gangsta on the turnbuckle.
Moon Dog Gator takes him down with a superplex.)
Chip: Superplex by Moon Dog! What agility for a 370 pounder!
Fool: Moon Dog's lost some of his direction lately. He needs a win here.
(Moon Dog Gator goes for a powerslam, but The Original Gangsta counters it with
a lariat.
The Original Gangsta executes a swinging neckbreaker.
The Original Gangsta executes the Gangsta's Paradise and goes for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, thr... kickout.)
Chip: Moon Dog kicks out of the Gangsta's Paradise!
Fool: Unbelieveable! I can't believe he even got the move on Moon Dog!
(The Original Gangsta takes him down with a German suplex.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Another two count and the Gangsta is visibly frustrated.
Fool: Moon Dog's up!
(Moon Dog Gator executes a sleeperhold.
The Original Gangsta reaches the ropes after being trapped for 21 seconds.)
Chip: Fortunately for O.G., he is able to reach the ropes.
Fool: This has been a great show so far! Blood, Germans, beatings. What else could you
want?
(Moon Dog Gator executes a facebite.
Moon Dog Gator nails him with a thrust kick to the head.
Moon Dog Gator scratches his head furiously as he barks.
Moon Dog Gator goes for a vertical suplex, but The Original Gangsta blocks it.
The Original Gangsta whips Moon Dog Gator into the ropes, but Moon Dog Gator
reverses it.
The Original Gangsta executes a Frankensteiner.)
Chip: Frankengangsta! But O.G.'s not going for the cover...
Fool: He's setting him up for a...
(The Original Gangsta executes a reverse neckbreaker.)
Fool: Gangsta Cutta! Hoo-wah!
(The Original Gangsta is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three.)
Chip: It's over! O.G. has pinned the Moon Dog!
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 1:53, The Original Gangsta!
Fool: Gotta go...
(The Fool leaves the broadcast position and heads up to the ring as "Is there a
Heaven for a Gangsta" plays...)
Chip: Double H and Jukebox Hero have come out to celebrate with the Original Gangsta. Looks
like we're about to have a group interview.
(The Sportin' Fool has entered the ring with a microphone.)
Fool: O.G., I must say, that was disgustingly beautiful. What a win for you and the Gangstas.
(The crowd is on its feet cheering.)
The O.G.: Now, Fool, I suppose you're not just jumping on the bandwagon, are you?
Fool: Absolutely not! I've been with you since the beginning, homes!
Mr. Bone Breaker: That's cool!
Jukebox Hero: Good answer.
Chip: Listen to Mr. Trinity sucking up in there...Oh, well.
Fool: Now, O.G....
The O.G.: Before you go and say anything and get your interview going...I got another surprise
for you fans out there...
(The crowd is buzzing.)
Fool (smiling): Uh-oh! What is it?
The O.G.: Well, I don't like delays, so let's just bring him out!
Fool: "Him"?
The O.G.: Yeah...the newest member of the GANGSTAS..."Too Sexy" Brett Reynolds...along with the
always lovely...Ms. Sexy!!!
(The crowd erupts as "Too Sexy" by Right said begins to play on the
loudspeakers. Fireworks then go off as "Too Sexy" Brett Reynolds and
Ms.Sexy walk out. They slap hands with the fans before they enter the
ring.)
O.G.:Welcome to the family!
Brett and Ms. Sexy: Thank you!
Brett: Hey, where's Animal???
Jukebox: He's not allowed on this show. Besides, he's taking care of some important Gangsta
business.
Ms.Sexy: Oh...
Brett: So do you know where he's at right now?
Jukebox: He's in town, probably out partying.
The O.G.: Wow!
Fool: What?
The O.G.: I'm sitting here looking at the future of the GANGSTAS...and damn, it's pretty bright!
(The crowd cheers.)
O.G.:But you know something...I got something else for you guys and the rest of the SWF!!!
(Everybody has a puzzled look on their face as The O.G. and Mr. Bone Breaker walk out of the
ring and to the entrance.)
The O.G.: Listen up. This is important! Umm hmm...from this day
forward...you all will follow one leader...Animal.
Chip: What's going on?
O.G.: Double H, bro, you're gonna be the Enforcer around here. Brett, you're gonna be the
secret weapon. You're gonna be our resident Hot Shot, not like Donovan, 'cause obviously you're
the Hot Shot around here. I'm sure you'll prove that any day to Donovan...if he ever agrees to
fight you.
Double H: How 'bout you? What's up, man?
The O.G.: Me? I'm outta here! As of today I'm no longer part of the SWF.
Fool: What?
(The crowd is shocked.)
O.G.: Why am I leaving? Yeah, I'm not quitting, I'm leaving. I'm not gonna say here and cry
about how I've been screwed time in and time out. But what I am gonna say is that I have lost
my desire to be here...plus....I CAN...so I WILL!
(The O.G. and Mr.Bone Breaker then leave the arena as the rest of the
GANGSTAS leave the ring. They are all stunned, but don't know what to do.)
Chip: The O.G. has just left the SWF! And no one was expecting this, not even his brother!
(Double H then races after O.G..)
Chip: Fans, we have to take a break. We'll be back after this!
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Chip: We're back with SWF Triumphant Tuesday, and what a wild night it's been, Tim Thorsen!
Fool: O.G. is out of the Gangstas, and Headhunter and Brett Reynolds are in. You can't tell
the players without a scorecard around here, Chip.
Chip: Fans, we have obtained extra time from the network to show you both of these great main
event matches in their entirety. Let's go up to the ring for this International Title bout!
Jeff: The following contest is for the SWF International Title!
(The crowd roars.)
Jeff: Introducing first...hailing from parts unknown and weighing in at 295 pounds,
here is The Judge!
["I Shot the Sheriff" by Eric Clapton begins to play as the Judge makes his way to the ring
wearing a black robe and a white Supreme Court judge wig. Fireworks light
up the arena as the Judge enters the ring.]
Chip: The winner of this bout will face Sean "The Duke" McKenzie for the International Title at
the Ides of March.
Fool: And Judge beat HardRock the last time these two wrestled.
Jeff: And his opponent, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, weighing in at 333 pounds, here is
the SWF International Champion, HardRock!!
("Voodoo Child (Slight Return)" by Jimi Hendrix starts to play. The crowd goes wild. HardRock
still hasn't come out. Two green fireworks shoot out from both sides of the
entrance.)
Chip: This crowd is going to erupt for the leader of the TTK.
Fool: They wouldn't erupt if they didn't eat that Tex-Mex food.
(HardRock heads to the ring, wearing the International Title. The crowd is on their feet. As
HardRock walks down the ring, green fireworks shoot from the top of the arena
down to the ring. When HardRock reaches the ring green fire blares out from
the ring posts. HardRock poses and a mixture of fireworks come from behind
him.)
Chip: This match is one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Jeff Hart is your referee.
Fool: So, it's basically a no-DQ match.
(HardRock attacks The Judge before the bell.
The bell rings.
HardRock attempts to place The Judge on the turnbuckle, but The Judge blocks it.
HardRock runs into the ropes.
The Judge goes for a choke slam, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock whips The Judge into the turnbuckle.
The Judge bumps into Jeff Hart.
The Judge comes back, but is met with a clothesline.
HardRock takes him down with a jack-knife power bomb.
There is no referee to count.
HardRock goes for a choke slam, but The Judge blocks it.)
Chip: Fans, we have two more matches to announce for the Ides of March. Hot Shot Donovan will
be defending the American Title against the former champ, Mr. Shhh.
Fool: That's gonna be another awesome match, Chip. Just like the last one.
(The Judge takes him down with a springboard lariat.
HardRock throws The Judge out of the ring.
HardRock goes through the ropes.
HardRock executes the Zack Attack on the concrete floor.
The Judge is out cold.)
Chip: Zack Attack on the floor.
Fool: The Judge is lookin' more like Judge Judy so far.
(HardRock reenters the ring.
The Judge follows him back in.
HardRock takes him down with a flying forearm.
There is no referee to count.
Jeff Hart is back on the job.
HardRock whips The Judge into the ropes.
HardRock hits The Judge with a backdrop.
The Judge falls out of the ring.
Jeff Hart counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
The Judge reenters the ring.)
Fool: Judge barely avoided being counted out that time.
Chip: And, fans, the main event at the Ides of March will be the World Title rematch between the
Equalizer and the Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Fool: Second verse, same as the first.
(HardRock takes him down with a crucifix.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Another two count. The Judge is definitely not going to give up without a fight.
Fool: I don't know who to root for.
(HardRock executes a cobra clutch.
The Judge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
HardRock nails him with an enzuigiri.
HardRock catches him in a power bomb.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Don't forget, fans, next week we'll be at The Colise in Quebec City, Canada, to begin our
Canadian tour.
Fool: Whoo-hoo.
(HardRock whips The Judge into the ropes.
The Judge hits HardRock with a clothesline.
HardRock falls out of the ring.
Jeff Hart counts: one, two, three, HardRock reenters the ring.
The Judge goes for a European uppercut, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock takes him down with a punch.
HardRock catches him in a dragon suplex.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HardRock takes him down with a choke slam.
HardRock executes the Zack Attack and goes for the pin.)
Chip: Zack Attack once again!
Fool: He's too close to the ropes.
(Jeff Hart counts: One, two, in the ropes...)
Chip: Judge gets his arm under the ropes.
Fool: So what do we have next week?
(HardRock attempts to place The Judge on the turnbuckle, but The Judge blocks it.
HardRock goes for a flying dropkick, but The Judge counters it with
a duck-down move.
The Judge attempts to place HardRock on the turnbuckle, but HardRock blocks it.
The Judge attempts to place HardRock on the turnbuckle, but HardRock blocks it.
The Judge executes a palm blow.
The Judge whips HardRock into the ropes, but HardRock reverses it.
HardRock goes for a choke slam, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge executes a springboard lariat.
The Judge takes him down with a full nelson.
HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.)
Chip: Our main event next week will be a non-title match, as Toughman Champion Tom Pho
meets American Champion Hot Shot Donovan for the first time!
Fool: Good. That Tom Pho gets on my nerves.
(The Judge takes him down with a European uppercut.
The Judge nails him with a jumping elbow thrust.
The Judge runs into the ropes.
The Judge nails him with a choke slam.
The Judge nails him with a jumping elbow thrust.
The Judge goes for a springboard lariat, but HardRock counters it with
a powerslam.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
HardRock throws The Judge out of the ring.
Jeff Hart counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, The Judge
reenters the ring.
HardRock takes him down with a clothesline.)
Chip: Once again, the Judge beats the ten count.
Fool: The longer this match goes, the better the Judge's chances to get back in it.
(HardRock runs into the ropes.
The Judge hits HardRock with a clothesline.
The Judge whips HardRock into the ropes.
HardRock nails him with a choke slam.
HardRock goes for the Zack Attack, but The Judge counters it with a hiptoss.
The Judge executes a stomp.
HardRock takes him down with a rolling kick.
HardRock goes for a flying dropkick, but The Judge counters it with
a duck-down move.
The Judge whips HardRock into the turnbuckle.)
Chip: Fans, I'm being told that The Rock 'n Roll Animal has entered the arena. He is standing
by in the back with Dean Obermann, and we WILL hear from him before we go off the air tonight.
Fool: Do we have to?
(The Judge charges into the corner, but HardRock moves out of the way.
HardRock goes for a dropkick, but The Judge counters it with a side step.
HardRock goes for the Doctor Bomb, but The Judge counters it with a backdrop.
The Judge whips HardRock into the ropes, but HardRock reverses it.
The Judge nails him with a choke slam.
The Judge nails him with a full nelson.
HardRock breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
HardRock nails him with a choke slam.
HardRock goes for the Zack Attack, but The Judge counters it with a half Boston.
HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.)
Chip: I'm sure the Animal is here to talk to the Original Gangsta.
Fool: Well, I hope O.G. doesn't leave. He looked impressive tonight.
(The Judge executes a stomp.
The Judge executes a figure-four sleeper.
The Judge lets go after 13 seconds.)
Jeff: 5 minutes have gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: The Judge is getting to HardRock with those submission maneuvers.
Fool: This would be an upset if the Judge won. Especially with his recent losing streak.
(The Judge nails him with a half Boston.
HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
HardRock goes for a dropkick, but The Judge counters it with a side step.
The Judge takes him down with a kneelock submission.
HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
The Judge runs into the ropes.
HardRock nails him with a punch.
HardRock goes for a dropkick, but The Judge counters it with a side step.
The Judge takes him down with a scorpion deathlock.
HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.)
Chip: The Judge has turned in some impressive performances in those losses.
Fool: So what? A loss is a loss.
(The Judge takes him down with a half Boston.
HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
The Judge takes him down with the Ziplock.
HardRock breaks the hold after 7 seconds.
HardRock runs into the ropes.
HardRock executes a punch.
HardRock goes for a choke slam, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge goes for a Soviet suplex, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock goes for a dropkick, but The Judge counters it with a side step.
The Judge executes a DDT.)
Fool: DDT! Pay attention, Chip! Title change coming!
Chip: He's hoisting him up for the Death Sentence!
(The Judge executes the Death Sentence and goes for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.)
Fool: What?
Chip: HardRock barely manages to get his right shoulder up. The match continues!
(The Judge goes for a double chickenwing submission, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock takes him down with a jumping DDT.
HardRock whips The Judge into the ropes.
The Judge takes him down with a choke slam.
The Judge takes him down with a figure-four sleeper.
HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
HardRock whips The Judge into the turnbuckle.
HardRock takes him down with a kneelift.
HardRock nails him with a slap.
HardRock executes a punch.)
Fool: This isn't even our main event! We've still got Equalizer and McKenzie to go!
Chip: Absolutely. Even though that's a non-title bout, you can expect it to be intense!
(HardRock takes him down with a crucifix.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Near fall by HardRock! What a match!
(HardRock goes for a powerslam, but The Judge counters it with a lariat.
The Judge executes a Soviet suplex.
The Judge goes for a scorpion deathlock, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock nails him with a piledriver.
HardRock goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but The Judge counters it with
a backdrop.
The Judge goes for a springboard lariat, but HardRock counters it with
a powerslam.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: PowerSlam by HardRock! The champ is giving his all in his first title defense.
Fool: I hate to say it, but I think the Duke can take either one of these guys.
(In turn, The Judge counters it with a lariat.
The Judge goes for a slingshot legdrop, but HardRock counters it with
a roll away.
HardRock executes a DDT.
HardRock goes for a piledriver, but The Judge counters it with a backdrop.
The Judge goes for a half Boston, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock goes for a punch, but The Judge reverses it.
The Judge goes for a double chickenwing submission, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock goes for a crucifix, but The Judge counters it with a Samoan Drop.
The Judge throws HardRock out of the ring.
The Judge goes through the ropes.)
Chip: They're going out to the floor once again. The Judge had better watch the count!
Fool: We don't need no stinkin' count!
(They're brawling on the floor.
HardRock takes him down with a cobra clutch.
The Judge nails him with a kneelock submission.
The Judge knocks HardRock into the ringsteps.
The Judge nails him with a camel clutch.)
Jeff: 10 minutes gone by. There are 20 minutes remaining.
Chip: Referee Jeff "The Hitman" Hart is giving both these men a lot of leeway.
Fool: Good! I hate countout and disqualifications in title matches!
(The Judge throws HardRock back into the ring.
The Judge goes for a figure-four leglock, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock executes a punch.
HardRock executes a knee to the back.
HardRock goes for a diving elbow smash, but The Judge counters it with
a duck-down move.
The Judge nails him with a palm blow.
HardRock whips The Judge into the turnbuckle, but The Judge reverses it.
HardRock comes back and rocks The Judge with a clothesline.)
Chip: Big clothesline. HardRock setting up for another power move!
Fool: That's all he knows.
(HardRock goes for a piledriver, but The Judge counters it with a backdrop.
The Judge whips HardRock into the ropes.
The Judge executes a choke slam.
The Judge executes a double chickenwing submission.
HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Judge throws HardRock out of the ring.
The Judge goes through the ropes.
HardRock whips The Judge into the guardrail.)
Chip: Again The Judge takes it out to the floor.
Fool: They're just giving the ringside fans their money's worth.
(HardRock executes a clothesline.
HardRock goes for a flying forearm, but The Judge counters it with
a duck-down move.
HardRock goes for a powerslam, but The Judge counters it with a lariat.
The Judge goes for a springboard lariat, but HardRock counters it with
a powerslam.
HardRock reenters the ring.
The Judge follows him back in.
HardRock takes him down with a rolling kick.
HardRock nails him with a crucifix.)
Chip: Crucifix and the cover!
(Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Fool: No soup for you, Rocky!
(HardRock catches him in a dragon suplex.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
HardRock complains about a slow count.
The Judge catches him in an inside cradle.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The Judge executes the Death Sentence and goes for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, thr... kickout.)
Chip: How did HardRock manage to kick out of the Death Sentence?
Fool: Damned if I know. Both these guys are dead on their feet, Chip.
(The Judge executes a full nelson.
HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Judge nails him with a forearm smash.
The Judge runs into the ropes.
HardRock misses with an elbow.
The Judge takes him down with a choke slam.
The Judge executes a forearm smash.
The Judge throws HardRock out of the ring.
Jeff Hart counts: one, HardRock reenters the ring.)
Chip: HardRock is fired up! He's feeling no pain!
Fool: He's feeling pain.
(The Judge goes for a jumping elbow thrust, but HardRock counters it with
a duck-down move.
HardRock executes the Zack Attack and goes for the pin.)
Chip: Zack attack again!
Fool: Kick out!
(Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three.
The Judge complains about a fast count.)
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 15:04, HardRock!
Chip: HardRock retains the International Title! He will face Sean McKenzie at the Ides of
March!
Fool: That's huge, Chipper. McKenzie beat HardRock back at New Year's Bash, so you know
HardRock wants to prove himself.
Chip: When we come back, you'll see Sean McKenzie take on the SWF World champion, Equalizer!
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Chip: We're back! It's Sean McKenzie versus The Equalizer! Let's go to the ring!
Jeff: It's time for our main event!
(The crowd rises to its feet, for one of the most awaited matches in Triumphant Tuesday history.)
Jeff: This is a non-title match, set for one fall with a 30-minute time limit.
["Sons of Scotland" by James Horner begins to play as Sean McKenzie and Lady Jezebel walk
down the aisle. Sean McKenzie is giving out white roses to the ladies in
the audience as fireworks go off]
Jeff: introducing first, from Edinburgh, Scotland, weighing in at 375 pounds, and accompanied by
Lady Jezebel, here is Sean "The Duke" McKenzie!
(The crowd cheers the two Scots.)
Chip: What an ovation for one of the most popular couples in SWF history!
Fool: Far and Away, Chip!
Chip: Ouch.
Jeff: And his opponent...
["Electric Chair" by Prince begins to blare throughout the arena as
Equalizer and Destiny make their way to the ring. The "TRINITY" logo flashes on the monitor.]
Jeff:...From Kingston, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 275 pounds
and accompanied by his manager, Destiny...the SWF World Champion...he is THE EQUALIZER!!!
[Fireworks are set off in the aisle. Equalizer circles the ring and shares comments with many
of the booing fans, pausing in front of Frenck to yell at him.]
Chip: The World Champion is making his way into the ring for this historic matchup!
Fool: He's calling for the microphone, Chip.
(Equalizer takes the mic and enteres the ring. He and Destiny are now standing across from
McKenzie and Jezebel.)
Equalizer: "Sean McKenzie....tonight is the night you are to dance with
Chaos. However, tonight is also the night that I have to wrestle with
it. You see, I have spent the past few days, and nights, pondering what
this recent increase in havoc has meant, and it brings me to one
conclusion."
{Equalizer pauses, and looks to the crowd on either side of him, then
back to McKenzie}
Equalizer: "McKenzie, you got a beef with me, that's fine. Your cousin
or brother or whatever Alex is to you, he has a beef with me, that's
fine too. You both think you are champion material. Great. Maybe you
are. I know it, and you know it."
Chip: Let's get on with the match!
Fool: Quiet!
{Equalizer leans his head back, as Destiny whispers in his ear.}
Equalizer: "But let me tell you something, McKenzie. And Shhh, since I
know you are listening. You both think you are better champions then I
am, and right now, I am going to prove you both wrong. Trinity is the
best stable in this federation, and we have proved it time and again. We
ALWAYS stick together. And this is no exception."
(The crowd pops and looks down the aisle, waiting for the inevitable Trinity run-in. But there
isn't one.)
Equalizer: "So, when you both are ready to settle this like the men you
claim to be, come find me. Until then, this Champion is avoiding the
both of you. Why? Because REAL champions know that friends are more
important then some stupid match, or some stupid black belt with fake
gold on it. Trinity is more then a stable, and I refuse to be a part of
its downfall any longer. You both know where to find me. This
match....is over."
{Equalizer throws down the microphone, and hops out of the ring,
followed by Destiny. They walk out to the back area, leaving McKenzie in
the ring.}
Chip: He's walking out!
Fool: Nothing gets past you, does it?
(Referee Chris Carroll calls for the bell.)
Chip: Chris Carroll has started the match! Equalizer is going to lose by countout!
Fool: Look at McKenzie! He's mad enough to chew nails right now!
(Chris Carroll counts: ...eight, nine, ten.
Chris Carroll calls for the bell.)
Jeff: Here is your winner by countout, in :10, Sean "The Duke" McKenzie!
Chip: McKenzie gets the win, but he doesn't look happy!
Fool: He looks disgusted! But it was a non-title match anyway. So who cares?
Chip: How about the fans?
("Sons of Scotland" plays. McKenzie and Jezebel leave the ring and start shaking hands with
their fans.)
Chip: I'm told Dean Obermann is standing by in the back with the Rock 'n Roll Animal. Dean?
(The Animal is in a tie-dyed "Rock 'n Roll All Night" T-shirt and jeans, with a black
bandanna around his head. He is standing against a brick wall near the exit of the Arena.
Dean Obermann, in his official SWF blazer, is standing by with a microphone.)
Dean: Thanks, guys. Rock 'n Roll Animal, you have obviously seen what has transpired tonight.
Congratulations, as you will get a rematch with Equalizer on March 15th at SWF Ides of March.
(Animal looks at the camera, gathering his thoughts.)
Animal: Equalizer, it seems to me you don't want to talk about it. Seems to me you just turn
your little head and walk away. (He smiles.)
First, I want to make a public appeal to my partner, the O.G.. If you're really going to go,
don't be gone long. It's great to have Double H back, and it's great to have Too Sexy, the
baddest man on the planet, in the Gangstas. But it doesn't feel right without the O.G..
If the O.G. doesn't come back, I'm prepared to assume his contractual commitments, beginning
this Sunday. Mr. Shhh, you want to face a Gangsta in a barbed wire match? You got it. I'm not
afraid of you or your bodyguards. Let's do it at Slaughterhouse.
Dean: Wow. That's quite a schedule you've put together.
(Animal nods.)
Animal: There's one more thing you need to know. Hexx is no longer a part of the Gangstas.
This was a mutual decision, and it's in the best interest of everyone. But that opens up a spot
in the Gangstas. Since O.G. has decided to leave me in charge...for now...I have decided to
fill that position.
Dean: Wow. Who is...?
(Animal shakes his head.)
Animal: You'll find out at the pay-per-view. Dean, I haven't had much to say since...that
night. I've had to do a lot of thinking about my career, and the Gangstas, and Trinity. Let's
face facts. O.G. has been the heart and soul of the Gangstas since we started it. O.G. took a
lot of heat. He made a lot of sacrifices for The Gangstas. For the team. If I'm going to
lead the Gangstas, it's time for me to make a sacrifice for the good of the Gangstas. Because
the Gangstas aren't about giving glory to Rock 'n Roll Animal. The Gangstas are all about...
destroying Trinity.
Dean: That's true, but...
Animal: I believe that our newest Gangsta is the one man capable of destroying Trinity. I am so
sure of this that I have asked Brian Frenck to do me a favor. I want to give my title shot at
Ides of March to our new guy, the mystery Gangsta. I will tell Brian Frenck, and ONLY Brian
Frenck, who this man is. What I DO want, Dean, is a Final Judgment match, a match Trinity
created, against Sandman at the Ides of March.
Dean: Let me get this straight. You're giving our your title shot, and you're not telling us
who you plan to give it to?
Animal: You've got it. And Trinity....
(Animal waves at the camera.)
Animal: Goodbye.
Dean: Back to you, guys...
(cut to Chip & The Fool)
Chip: The Rock 'n Roll Animal has challenged Sandman to a Final Judgment match on pay-per-view!
Fool: Damn! And in Frenck signs off on it, Equalizer has to defend against this Mystery Gangsta! Who is it?
Chip: I don't know! We'll join you next week from Quebec City as Hot Shot battles The Tiger. Don't miss it...
Chip & Fool: Be there!
c) 1998 SWF Triumphant Tuesday
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