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(The SWF logo apears on the screen)
Announcer: The Supreme Wrestling Federation.
The S-W-F.
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("Rebel without a Pause" by Public Enemy plays as Moon Dog Gator provides
a voice over to the footage from the end of Slaughterhouse.)
Moon Dog-Ta...ta...ta...tonights, whens thems Ma...Ma...Ma...MOOOOOON
DAwg! AROOOOOOO! Whens he wents ans hits thems Mr.Shhh in thems knees
with thats chairs afters thems show...
[Rock 'n Roll Animal and Headhunter enter the shot. They grab Mr. Shhh
and pull him off of the Original Gangsta. The three men then hold Mr.
Shhh to the ground. O.G. makes a motion off camera.]
Moon Dog: He aints really wants to does its, and he ap...ap...ap...apoligize to thems ugly
stanky Mr.Shhh. Them Dirty Dawg Pornsta stills aints likes thems Shhhh, ans he beez happys to
kicks Shhhhs butt anys days of them weeks, ba...ba.. buts he is gonnas
does its ons his own times his a...a...a...owns ways...
[Suddenly, a massive man in a black body suit enters the shot. He is
wearing a gold mask and is obviously at least 6 foot 6. He is carrying
a steel chair. He stands with his back to the camera, obscuring our
vision of Mr. Shhh. He brings the chair up above his head and slams it
down toward Mr. Shhh's knees. There is a howl of pain from Mr. Shhh.]
Moon Dog- ans Moon dawgs don't wants his titles sha...sha...shoots he gots offereds ats thems
Ides of March. Rocks ans Rolls Animals cans shoves its downs his funkys
thra..thra...thra...throats. Thems Moon Dawgs fights whose he wants
wa...wa...wa...whens he wants...
[The mystery men again slams the chair down toward Mr. Shhh's knees.
Another scream of pain. Animal and O.G. suddenly notice the camera
man.]
Moon Dog: Screws thems Animals! Screwa thems Gangstas! Thems Pornsta aints needs theyse
goofy offers. Ans thems newest members of thems Ga...Ga...Ga. gangstas, Moon Dawgs Gators,
he aints just na...na...na...nots wants thems title, he aints just nots wa...wa...wa...wants
to quits thems gangstas,...
[They approach the camera. The camera turns and rapidly moves in the
other direction...]
Chip: SWF Triumphant Tuesday is next!
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(The shot opens on a dismal, moonlight night on a deserted street in a run-down neighborhood.
We hear the sound of a car approaching. The car stops against the curb. We see a closeup of
the front bumper of a late model sports car, with an Illinois license plate reading "HOTSHOT".
The camera remains at ground level as we see two pairs of shoes exit the car and walk toward a
building. The building looks like an abandoned movie theatre. The letters on the marquee read
"SWF Wrestling TONIGHT".
The man and woman pass the empty ticket window. We see tattered posters by the entrance of
former SWF stars like Paralyzer Patrick Bordeau, Phoenix, Lethal, Zodiac and Doug Bacon. For
the first time, we get a shot of the faces of the two, and we can see that it is Hot Shot
Donovan, wearing the American Title around his waist and being flanked by the lovely Trisha
Deneke. They pass through the lobby as the opening bars of "The Extremist" by Joe Satriani
begin to play. Hot Shot starts to open the door to the theatre...
...and a giant, trenchcoated arm grabs him and pulls him into the room. The music starts to
pick up as we realize that the "theatre" looks like a giant warehouse, with activity going on
all around. We see a wrestling ring in the center of the warehouse. The walls are giant video
monitors, playing back scenes of the various SWF wrestlers performing their finishing
manuevers. As the cameras circle the room, we see a bar off in the corner, where God's Tears
is drinking. He puts down his beer and walks to the ring.
We then see that the bartenders are HardRock and Axel Mate. HardRock and Axel put down their
bar towels and begin walking to the ring. We next see the team of Endless Fury, standing in
front of a replica of the Hollywood hills. The camera pulls back slightly and we see the Thugz
drop from above. They unbuckle their shoulder harnesses and move toward the ring. In another
corner, Sean McKenzie and Jezebel are reclining on a couch in what looks to be a replica of the
old "Piper's Pit" set. They get up and move toward the ring.
Cut to a shot of Tom Pho kicking a heavy bag in an adjacent gym. Sound & Fury come crashing
through the plaster wall of the gym, followed by a shot of Moon Dog Gator, howling
in a kennel with a group of dogs.
We see The Judge sitting on his bench in a replica of a courtroom. The judicial bench
wobbles, then starts to fall over. We see Rigor and Mortis cutting it down with their chainsaws.
We see a fashion runway, on which O.G., Bone Breaker, Jukebox Hero, Brett Reynolds, Rock 'n Roll
Animal and Headhunter are walking down the catwalk in their expensive suits.
In the fourth and final quarter of the ring. Mr. Shhh is standing in front of Hot Shot
Donovan, who is flanked by the Men in Black and Sandman. Equalizer drives his big truck
through the wall into the building, and is holding up his SWF World Title.
Cut to an overhead shot of the ring, with the SWF wrestlers approaching from all sides. As
they are all about to enter, we see a burst of fireworks, then the Triumphant Tuesday logo,
followed by another burst of fireworks, which dissolves to...)
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(The inside of a packed arena. There are screaming fans and fireworks going off around the ring
and along the rampway. The graphic reads:
"LIVE! The Colise
Quebec City, Quebec, Canada"
The camera pans the crowd, lingering on some of the unique signs there: "IWZ: I'm on TV!",
"Prepare to be Sturminated", "Living Dead Rules!", "Where's Axel?", "HardRock 4 Life",
"Bring Back The Nordiques!", "Enter Sandman, eh?" and three fans near the front with Tom
Pho T-shirts unveiling a giant banner that says "THE HUNT IS ON!")
Chip: Welcome, everyone, to Quebec City, Quebec!
(Shot of a fan in a gold mask holding a sign that says "I'm The Mystery Gangsta!".)
Chip: Welcome to The Colise!
(Shot of SWF suits Brian Frenck, Pat McNeill and Zack Lisak, who are sitting in the front row in
jeans and wearing matching black SWF T-shirts. Three SWF security guards are seated next to
Frenck.)
Chip: Welcome to Triumphant Tuesday!
(The angle pans down to the announce desk, where we see Chip Collins, wearing a blue pinstripe
suit with a black and gold SWF tie, next to "The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen, wearing a Jaromir
Jagr jersey and a matching "Beware of the Penguins" cap.)
Chip: I'm Chip Collins, along with the man wrestling fans love to love...
Fool: ..."The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen!
Chip: We're just five days away from the Ides of March on pay-per-view!
Fool: And the secret is apparently out. The Gangstas entrusted the future of their stable to
Jim McDougal's evil twin, and he sold them down the river! Hoo-wah!
Chip: We're not at all sure about that. Fans, what a great hour we have for you tonight.
Fool: Hot Shot's in the house! Sandman's in the house! Someone's gonna be roadkill!
Chip: We'll see Toughman Champion Tom Pho battle American Champion Hot Shot Donovan in our main event.
Fool: And, for the first time, Chipper, it's Gangstas vs. Trinity vs. S.O.B.'s in a triangle
match.
Chip: Absolutely. Sandman will represent Trinity, Headhunter from the Gangstas and Flash from
the S.O.B.'s. We'll also have Endless Fury in tag action against the Highlanders!
Fool: Hey, Highlanders! "Oh, you didn't know? Your ass better call somebody!"
Chip: Texas Pete will welcome Quebec's own HardRock! The Judge will tangle with another
Canadian, Brian McKay.
Fool: Oh, yeah. This one's definitely running over an hour.
Chip: Let's not wait any longer. Let's get up to the ring and join Jeff Ayres!
Jeff: Introducing first, from Louisiana, weighing in at 381 pounds, and accompanied by his
manager, King Cobra, here is HEXX!
["Born On The Bayou" by CCR blares as Hexx and King Cobra make their way to the ring. Hexx is
wearing a black Jack Daniels T-shirt. Gold fireworks go off and gold lights flash. The crowd boos
loudly.]
Fool: Is he still in this promotion?
Chip: Apparently.
Jeff: And his opponent, hailing from the hills of Greenland, weighing 250 pounds, here is the
one and only...Giant Killer!
("For whom the bell tolls" by Metallica plays. The Giant Killer comes out from behind the
curtain. He raises his hands in the air as fireworks go off. The crowd cheers.)
Chip: This Giant Killer has attracted a large following in a short time.
Fool: So did the Heaven's Gate cult.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Hexx executes a headbutt.
Hexx takes him down with a jawbreaker.
Hexx takes him down with a sunset flip.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
Hexx nails him with a low blow.
Giant Killer whips Hexx into the ropes, but Hexx reverses it.
King Cobra trips Giant Killer.
Jeff Hart warns King Cobra.
Hexx nails him with a forearm smash.)
Chip: Hexx hasn't really been the same since the attack perpetrated on him last month by the
members of the S.O.B.'s.
Fool: Things aren't settled yet between the S.O.B.'s and the Gangstas.
(Jeff Hart is back on the job.
Giant Killer executes a powerslam.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
Giant Killer flexes his muscles.
Giant Killer goes for a Frankensteiner, but Hexx counters it with a power bomb.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
Hexx nails him with a flying clothesline.
Hexx goes for a Big Leg Drop, but Giant Killer counters it with a roll away.
Giant Killer goes for a fireman's carry, but Hexx blocks it.
Hexx goes for a backbreaker, but Giant Killer blocks it.)
Chip: The Giant Killer is not doing a bad job matching power with the massive Hexx.
Fool: This GK is a strong fellow. But he runs his mouth too much.
Chip: You would know.
(Giant Killer nails him with a dropkick.
Giant Killer nails him with a slap.
Giant Killer takes him down with a moonsault.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
Giant Killer goes for a slap, but Hexx reverses it.
Hexx throws Giant Killer out of the ring.
Hexx goes through the ropes.
Giant Killer nails him with a Frankensteiner.
Giant Killer knocks Hexx into the ringsteps.
Hexx goes for a clothesline, but Giant Killer counters it with a duck-down move.)
Chip: As the action goes to the floor, we'll turn things over to the Sportin' Fool, who will
tell us what he'll be talking about on "Fool's Gold" on the SWF Hotline.
Fool: 1-900-555-SWF1. We'll have the latest on Mr. Shhh's injuries. Will he or won't he
be wrestling at Ides of March? And what's REALLY going on with Moon Dog Gator and the
Gangstas? Call now! $1.49 a minute. Stay on with us for 10 minutes, we'll have someone
call Pizza Hut and order you a pizza. Just call!
(Giant Killer reenters the ring.
Hexx follows him back in.
Giant Killer nails him with a sleeperhold.
Hexx reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Giant Killer takes him down with a fallaway slam.
Giant Killer executes an armbar submission.
Hexx reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Hexx goes for a bodyslam, but Giant Killer counters it with a small package.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Rollup by the Giant Killer! He almost had the victory there!
Fool: I hear Brian Frenck is suing another promotion for using the trademarked "Giant Killer"
name without our consent.
(Giant Killer goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Hexx blocks it.
Hexx executes a bodyslam.
Hexx goes for a punch, but Giant Killer reverses it.
Giant Killer takes him down with an inverted atomic drop.
Giant Killer takes him down with a Frankensteiner.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Giant Killer nails him with a spinning power bomb.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Giant Killer nails him with a legdrop.
Giant Killer is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, shoulder up.)
Chip: Giant Killer taking it to Hexx. Fans, this Sunday's card in Denver is absolutely sold
out! If you want to see The Ides of March, you will have to order it on pay-per-view.
Fool: Denver. Home of the Broncos. Go, 'Cos!
(Giant Killer whips Hexx into the ropes.
Giant Killer misses with a clothesline.
Giant Killer hits Hexx with a kick.
Giant Killer executes an armbar submission.
Hexx reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds.
Giant Killer flexes his muscles.
Giant Killer goes for a spinning power bomb, but Hexx counters it with
spinning headscissors.
Giant Killer nails him with a dropkick.
Giant Killer nails him with a powerslam.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Another near fall by Giant Killer.
Fool: He's living up to his name. This Hexx is 6 foot 11, 381 pounds. Say, you don't suppose?
Chip: I don't think so.
(Giant Killer takes him down with a backbreaker.
Hexx executes a spinebuster slam.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
Hexx takes him down with a swinging neckbreaker.
Hexx is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
Hexx takes him down with a headbutt.)
Jeff: 5 minutes have gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: For you fans in Denver, we have a special announcement regarding the SWF Ides of March
still to come in this hour!
Fool: More like an hour and a half.
(Hexx whips Giant Killer into the ropes, but Giant Killer reverses it.
Hexx hits Giant Killer with a shoulderblock.
Hexx executes a diving shoulderblock.
Jeff Hart counts: One, kickout.
Hexx goes for a forearm smash, but Giant Killer blocks it.
Giant Killer executes a powerslam.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Giant Killer nails him with an armbar submission.)
Chip: Another armbar! But Hexx is...
Fool: ...too close to the ropes. I know.
(Hexx reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Giant Killer runs into the ropes.
Giant Killer hits Hexx with a clothesline.
Giant Killer takes him down with a flying forearm.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
Giant Killer nails him with a slap.
Giant Killer runs into the ropes.
Giant Killer executes an armbar submission.)
Chip: It looks like Giant Killer is determined to make Hexx tap out.
Fool: Yeah, whatever. Tell 'em about next week's show.
(Hexx reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Giant Killer goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Hexx blocks it.
Hexx goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Giant Killer counters it with
a duck-down move.
Giant Killer runs into the ropes.
Giant Killer hits Hexx with an elbow.
Giant Killer flexes his muscles.
Giant Killer nails him with a fallaway slam.
Hexx executes a clothesline.)
Chip: Big clothesline by the Hexxster. Fans, it's official. Next week, right here on Triumphant Tuesday,
we will have the first ever Trinity vs. Trinity six-man tag in our main event!
Fool: That's right! This is the greatest six-man ever. No out-of-shape geezers. Just Trinity and more Trinity.
(Hexx executes a chop.
Hexx executes a chokehold.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three, four.
Hexx executes the Running Forearm Smash.
Jeff Hart counts: One, shoulder up.
Hexx takes him down with a forearm smash.
Hexx executes a sunset flip.
Jeff Hart counts: One, kickout.)
Chip: Sunset flip and a beauty by Hexx. Actually, Fool, the match will feature Mr. Shhh, The Sandman
and Mortis against SWF World Champion Equalizer, SWF American Champion Hot Shot Donovan and
Rigor. That will all take place next week at the Northlands Coliseum in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.
Fool: I thought Trinity would break up at one point, but they look stronger than ever in the face of the
newest onslaught by the Gangstas.
(Hexx nails him with a low blow.
Hexx nails him with a powerslam.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
Hexx nails him with a fist to the midsection.
Hexx goes for the Bayou Bomb, but Giant Killer counters it with
a vertical suplex.
Giant Killer goes for a Frankensteiner, but Hexx counters it with a power bomb.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Giant Killer kicks out. Yes, Tim, that will be a spectacular main event on Triumphant Tuesday
next week. Hexx is starting to put together some offense.
Fool: No one cares.
(Hexx nails him with a side suplex.
Hexx nails him with a chokehold.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three, four.
Hexx whips Giant Killer into the ropes.
Giant Killer nails him with a kick to the head.
Giant Killer nails him with a moonsault.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three.)
Chip: Moonsault! He got him!
Fool: One more for the Giant Killer. Whoopee.
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 9:36, The Giant Killer!
("For whom the Bell tolls" plays as The Giant Killer raises his hand in victory.)
Chip: Let's go to the replay.
(The highlights of the match roll by.)
Fool: Yeah, yeah, yeah. He powerslammed the 400 pounder, then the fallaway slam, then a moonsault.
Your winner, Little Not-So-Sexy, The Giant Killer.
Chip: When we come back, The Judge will be administering his own code of justice on SWF Triumphant
Tuesday!
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("Everything to Everyone" by Everclear plays in the background.)
Voiceover: The current champs are the most dominating team in SWF history.
(Shot of Sound & Fury hitting the Shake and Bake on Wild Destruction.)
Bens: It's all good, baby!
Voice: But the former champs aren't dead yet.
(Shot of the Living Dead hitting the Autopsy on the Highlanders.)
Mortis: If you're not Trinity, you're roadkill.
Voiceover: Sound & Fury battle the Living Dead for the SWF Tag Team Titles.
(shot of storm clouds over the Ides of March logo.)
Voiceover: Beware...the Ides of March.
This Sunday on pay-per-view.
(SWF logo and ordering information appears on the screen.)
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Chip: We're back with more of SWF Triumphant Tuesday.
Fool: Pro wrestling's #1 rated show, each and every Tuesday night.
Chip: We're about to see of Canada's favorite wrestlers, so let's get up to the ring!
Fool: Equalizer's here?
Jeff: The following contest is set for one fall.
("Bastard is as Bastard does" by Monster Voodoo Machine plays as Brian McKay makes his entrance.)
Jeff: Introducing first, from Cranbrook, British Columbia, Canada, weighing 221 pounds, here
is Brian McKay!
(The laser lights display a Canadian flag in the ring as McKay makes his way to ringside,
to the cheers of the majority of the crowd.)
Chip: Brian McKay is not exactly popular in the States, but he's a hit here in Canada.
Fool: He sucks, eh?
Jeff: Introducing first...hailing from parts unknown and weighing in at 295 pounds,
here is The Judge!
["I Shot the Sheriff" by Eric Clapton begins to play as the Judge makes his way to the ring
wearing a black robe and a white Supreme Court judge wig. Fireworks light
up the arena as the Judge enters the ring. The crowd boos.]
Chip: Here comes the Judge!
Fool: That's only funny when I do it.
Chip: The SWF's most lenient official, Jeff "The Hitman" Hart, will be in charge of the match, and here
we go!
(The bell rings. They lock up.
The Judge nails him with a Tombstone.
The Judge nails him with a full nelson.
Brian McKay reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Brian McKay takes him down with a headlock takedown.
Brian McKay executes a clothesline.
Brian McKay executes a small package.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: A small package and McKay nearly steals one.
Fool: He's too small and too Canadian. No chance.
(Brian McKay runs into the ropes.
The Judge goes for a choke slam, but Brian McKay blocks it.
Brian McKay executes a headbutt.
Brian McKay takes him down with an armdrag takedown.
Brian McKay executes a low blow.
Brian McKay executes a clothesline.
Brian McKay goes for a sleeperhold, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge goes for an inverted backbreaker, but Brian McKay counters it with
a backdrop.
Brian McKay throws The Judge out of the ring.
Jeff Hart counts: one, two, three, four, five, The Judge reenters the ring.)
Chip: British Columbia's favorite son takes the fight to the Judge in the early going.
Fool: Can't we just hype the pay-per-view?
Chip: Sure.
(Brian McKay takes him down with a piledriver.
Brian McKay nails him with a punch.
Brian McKay executes a Hotshot.
Brian McKay whips The Judge into the ropes.
Brian McKay hits The Judge with a clothesline.
Brian McKay goes for a power bomb, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge whips Brian McKay into the ropes, but Brian McKay reverses it.
Brian McKay goes for a spinebuster slam, but The Judge counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
The Judge catches him in a power bomb.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Power bomb and a near fall. Fans, SWF Ides of March is Sunday night. We will see the Equalizer
defend the SWF World Title against the newest member of the Gangstas.
Fool: It's Moon Dog Gator.
(The Judge takes him down with a figure-four leglock.
Brian McKay reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Brian McKay nails him with a roundhouse right.
Brian McKay takes him down with a front facelock.
The Judge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Brian McKay nails him with a small package.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Two count by McKay. We have no way of knowing who this mystery Gangsta is, Fool.
Fool: Well, Chip, let's see. Moon Dog is a former world champ. He pinned Equalizer back at Nuclear
Winter. He's huge. He's been known to wear masks like the guy we saw on Slaughterhouse. He has this
weird sadomasochistic thing going with Animal where they team together, then fight every few weeks.
And, by the way, he admitted it was him today on national TV. But what the hell do I know?
(Brian McKay executes a forearm to the back.
Brian McKay executes a swinging neckbreaker.
Brian McKay nails him with a slap.
The Judge goes for a headbutt, but Brian McKay blocks it.
Brian McKay goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but The Judge counters it with
a side suplex.
The Judge runs into the ropes.
Brian McKay misses with a shoulderblock.
Brian McKay takes him down with a clothesline.
Brian McKay whips The Judge into the turnbuckle.
Brian McKay nails him with a lariat.)
Chip: Well, I don't know who the mystery Gangsta is. But if you're right, that would be a great main event.
Fool: Equalizer will destroy him. The World Champ is the hottest thing going. It doesn't matter who
his opponent is, whether it's Corporal Punishment, Headhunter, Doug Bacon or Mr. America.
(Brian McKay goes for a headscissors submission, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge goes for a DDT, but Brian McKay counters it with a backdrop.
Brian McKay takes him down with a slingshot legdrop.
Brian McKay takes him down with a small package.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
Brian McKay goes for a headscissors submission, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge goes for a European uppercut, but Brian McKay counters it with
a backslide.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: A couple of near-falls by McKay.
Fool: The over-under on shots to the groin in this match is five.
Brian McKay takes him down with a bodyslam.
Brian McKay goes for a clothesline, but The Judge counters it with
a duck-down move.
The Judge places Brian McKay on the turnbuckle.
The Judge takes him down with a superplex.
The Judge executes a short clothesline.
The Judge takes him down with a running powerslam.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The Judge whips Brian McKay into the ropes, but Brian McKay reverses it.
The Judge nails him with a choke slam.
Brian McKay takes him down with a double underhook suplex.
Brian McKay executes the powerbomb suplex and goes for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Chip: Beautiful jackhammer-like maneuver almost won it for McKay!
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Fool: McKay's no Esa Tikkanen, though.
(Brian McKay runs into the ropes.
The Judge hits Brian McKay with an elbow.
The Judge nails him with the Ziplock.
Brian McKay reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
The Judge goes for a power bomb, but Brian McKay blocks it.
Brian McKay takes him down with a dropkick.
Brian McKay goes for a slap, but The Judge reverses it.
Brian McKay re-reverses it.)
Fool: Nice bitch slap there. You know what McKay needs? A nickname!
Chip: You have one in mind?
Fool: Yeah! How 'bout "Badass" Brian McKay?
(Brian McKay whips The Judge into the ropes.
Brian McKay hits The Judge with a kick.
Brian McKay runs into the ropes.
The Judge misses with an elbow.
The Judge goes for a choke slam, but Brian McKay blocks it.
Brian McKay goes for an inside cradle, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge goes for a power bomb, but Brian McKay blocks it.
Brian McKay executes a swinging neckbreaker.)
Chip: Great swinging neckbreaker there by....
Fool: ..."Badass"! See? It just rolls off the tongue. Hoo-wah!
(Brian McKay whips The Judge into the ropes.
The Judge hits Brian McKay with a kick.
The Judge nails him with a short clothesline.
The Judge whips Brian McKay into the ropes.
Brian McKay hits The Judge with a shoulderblock.
Brian McKay goes for a clothesline, but The Judge counters it with
a duck-down move.
The Judge goes for a choke against the ropes, but Brian McKay blocks it.
Brian McKay nails him with a Hotshot.)
Chip: Also at Ides of March, we are scheduled to have an American Title rematch between the champion,
Hot Shot Donovan, and the former champ, Mr. Shhh.
Fool: I have a feeling Mr. Shhh is gonna be there. Now matter how bad he's hurt. What a match!
(The Judge goes for a springboard lariat, but Brian McKay counters it with
a powerslam.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Brian McKay takes him down with a small package.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
Brian McKay complains about a slow count.
Brian McKay goes for a front facelock, but The Judge counters it with a backdrop.
The Judge nails him with a chinlock deathlock submission.
Brian McKay breaks the hold after 9 seconds.)
Chip: Great submission move by The Judge, who seems to have an arsenal of them.
Fool: Also at the pay-per-view, the Living Dead gonna finally take care of those Sound & Fury idiots.
(Brian McKay goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but The Judge counters it with
a side suplex.
The Judge goes for a full nelson, but Brian McKay counters it with
a backward kick.
The Judge nails him with a headbutt.
Brian McKay takes him down with a sleeperhold.)
Chip: Sleeper by McKay! The Judge is struggling to get near the ropes.
Fool: Looks like he's gonna make it.
(The Judge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 22 seconds.
Brian McKay executes a spinebuster slam.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
Brian McKay catches him in a power bomb.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
Brian McKay goes for an inside cradle, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge nails him with a DDT.
The Judge executes the Death Sentence and goes for the pin.)
Fool: Fahgetaboutit.
Chip: This one's over.
(Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three.)
("I shot the Sheriff" by Eric Clapton plays.)
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 9:49, The Judge!
Chip: Chalk one up for the Judge here on Triumphant Tuesday. Let's go to The Sportin' Fool for
the replay.
(Highlights of the match play on the screen.)
Fool: Big side suplex by the Trinity reject. Front DDT on the Canadian Cripple, then he comes
right back with the Death Sentence. Your winner is the Judge. Whatever happened to Rusty the
balliff? He was the best part of that show.
Chip: When we return in a moment on Triumphant Tuesday, you'll see Endless Fury!
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("Everything to Everyone" by Everclear plays in the background.)
Voiceover: One man is the undisputed International Champion.
(Shot of HardRock hitting the Zack Attack on John McGee.)
HardRock: There is no way I'm losing my belt to you, McKenzie!
Voice: The other never lost the International Title.
(Shot of McKenzie hitting the Execution on Zeus.)
Sean: The stage has been set, and he will fall, and fall hard.
Voice: The ultimate matchup for the International Title.
(shot of storm clouds over the Ides of March logo.)
Voiceover: Beware...the Ides of March.
This Sunday on pay-per-view.
(SWF logo and ordering information appears on the screen.)
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Chip: Triumphant Tuesday returns live from Quebec City, Quebec. We will be spending our next
three Tuesdays in the great nation of Canada, as the SWF makes its way from coast to coast.
Fool: You just used the words "great", "nation" and "Canada" in the same sentence. I mean, they
couldn't even put a shot past Dominic Hasek! How great can they be?
Chip: It's a good think you don't speak French.
Fool: I have ze outrageous accent!
Chip: Let's go to the ring.
Jeff: The following is a tag team match scheduled for one fall. ["Loch
Lomond" starts to play.] Introducing first, weighing in at a combined
weight of 518 pounds, here are the Highlanders!!
[Jay Foley and Piper Jones make their way down to the ring. The crowd
cheers them on. They enter the ring and their music dies down.]
Chip: In answer to your next question, Tim, the Highlanders are still with the promotion.
Fool: Just checking.
Jeff: And their opponents, at a total combined weight of 577 pounds, and accompanied by Shae Smith!
From Los Angeles, California,Fatal Fury! And from Denver, Colorado, Jagged Edge! Together, they are
Endless Fury!
["Red Riding Hood" by Adam Sandler blares. Strobe lights start flashing. Endless Fury emerge
from the entrance and make their way to ringside, accompanied by Shae Smith. The crowd gives a mixed
reaction.]
Chip: This is one of the most deadly tag teams in ths SWF.
Fool: Absolutely. Their main problem is that they spend so much time wrestling in singles competition,
that they don't get to tag that often.
Chip: Chris Carroll is your referee, and we're set to go.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Fatal Fury nails him with an elbowsmash.
Jagged Edge enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge hit Piper Jones with a double belly-to-back suplex.
Jagged Edge leaves the ring.
Fatal Fury whips Piper Jones into the turnbuckle, but Piper Jones reverses it.
Piper Jones runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Piper Jones takes him down with a kick to the midsection.
Piper Jones executes a crucifix.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Two count by Jones, and he nearly pinned the number one contender for the
Tough Man title.
Fool: So, what's the big announcement for the fans in Denver?
(Piper Jones executes a clothesline.
Piper Jones whips Fatal Fury into the turnbuckle, but Fatal Fury reverses it.
Fatal Fury nails him with a forearm smash.
Fatal Fury takes him down with a kick to the midsection.
Fatal Fury executes a reverse neckbreaker.
Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.
Piper Jones runs into the ropes.
Fatal Fury catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.)
Chip: Near fall by Fury. Fans, we have a Triumphant Tuesday exclusive. Another match has been
added to the Ides of March pay-per-view. You will see Denver's own Jagged Edge lock up with
Headhunter of the Gangstas on Sunday in Denver.
Fool: THAT's a big announcement? Gee. They could have done that sooner.
(Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.
Fatal Fury tags out to Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury hit Piper Jones with a double belly-to-back suplex.
Fatal Fury leaves the ring.
Jagged Edge runs into the ropes.
Piper Jones hits Jagged Edge with a shoulderblock.
Jay Foley enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jay Foley takes Jagged Edge down with a DDT.
Piper Jones nails Jagged Edge with a frog splash.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Great double teaming by the Highlanders. This is a team that started off with such promise,
but has yet to really take off.
Fool: Too much haggis.
Chip: Don't start with that.
(Jay Foley leaves the ring.
Piper Jones throws Jagged Edge out of the ring.
Chris Carroll counts: one, two, three, four, five, Jagged Edge
reenters the ring.
Piper Jones tags out to Jay Foley.
Piper Jones takes Jagged Edge down with a clothesline.
Jay Foley goes for a diving elbow smash, but Jagged Edge counters it with
a duck-down move.
Piper Jones leaves the ring.
Jagged Edge runs into the ropes.
Jagged Edge hits Jay Foley with a shoulderblock.
Jagged Edge is going for the pin.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Shoulder block and a near fall by the former World Champion.
Fool: Just think. Fatal could win the Toughman title Sunday night at the pay-per-view.
(Jagged Edge goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Jay Foley blocks it.
Jay Foley goes for a superkick, but Jagged Edge counters it with
a duck-down move.
Jagged Edge executes a DDT.
Jagged Edge tags out to Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury goes for a choke against the ropes, but Jay Foley blocks it.
Jay Foley goes for a flying clothesline, but Fatal Fury counters it with
a duck-down move.
Fatal Fury tags out to Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge executes an inverted power bomb.
Jagged Edge flexes to the crowd.
Jagged Edge takes him down with a spinning DDT.)
Chip: Who do you like in that Toughman title match, Fool?
Fool: Like? I don't like either of 'em. But I'll be rooting for Fury, 'cause he's the least
annoying of the two.
(Jagged Edge flexes to the crowd.
Jagged Edge tags out to Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge whip Jay Foley into the ropes.
They hit Jay Foley with a double elbowsmash.
Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge hit Jay Foley with a double belly-to-back suplex.
Jagged Edge leaves the ring.
Fatal Fury goes for a figure-four leglock, but Jay Foley counters it with
a small package.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Small package and that was almost a huge upset by Jay Foley.
Fool: He's thinking too much about Tom Pho. You have to concentrate on every match here in
the SWF. And that's a shoot.
(Jay Foley executes a swinging punch.
Jay Foley whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
Jay Foley hits Fatal Fury with a clothesline.
Jay Foley takes him down with a fistdrop.
Jay Foley tags out to Piper Jones.
Piper Jones goes for a clothesline, but Fatal Fury counters it with
a duck-down move.
Fatal Fury nails him with a headbutt.
Fatal Fury nails him with a choke slam.
Fatal Fury takes him down with a powerslam.
Chris Carroll counts: One, shoulder up.)
Chip: Fatal Fury is getting frustrated now.
(Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.)
Fool: Nothing wrong with yelling at the humanoids, as long as you don't get too distracted.
(Fatal Fury takes him down with a sleeperhold.
Piper Jones reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Piper Jones takes him down with a backbreaker.
Fatal Fury nails him with a reverse neckbreaker.
Fatal Fury nails him with a kneedrop.
Fatal Fury goes for a DDT, but Piper Jones counters it with a backdrop.
In turn, Fatal Fury counters it with a sunset flip.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
Fatal Fury complains about a slow count.
Piper Jones catches him in an inside cradle.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Fury almost gets caught off guard again.
Fool: Well, he's been in too long. He needs to tag Edge.
(Piper Jones tags out to Jay Foley.
Piper Jones nails Fatal Fury with a backbreaker.
Jay Foley nails Fatal Fury with a diving elbow smash.
Piper Jones leaves the ring.
Jay Foley executes a double reverse chinlock.
Fatal Fury reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Jay Foley goes for a spin kick, but Fatal Fury counters it with a duck-down move.
Fatal Fury executes a Hotshot.
Fatal Fury takes him down with a kneedrop.
Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.)
Chip: How about that? Fury has "Airborne" Jay Foley down.
Fool: He's making the tag. Smart move.
(Fatal Fury tags out to Jagged Edge.
Piper Jones enters the ring and throws Fatal Fury out of the ring.
Piper Jones leaves the ring.
Jay Foley takes him down with a springboard lariat.
Jay Foley takes him down with a low blow.
Jay Foley goes for the Crash Landing, but Jagged Edge counters it with
a throw-off.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: Great move by Edge. We also have the ultimate International Title match coming up, as
we'll see HardRock defend against Sean "The Duke" McKenzie.
Fool: I don't much care for the Duke, but he's beaten the Rock twice now.
(Jagged Edge tags out to Fatal Fury.
Piper Jones enters the ring and throws Jagged Edge out of the ring.
Piper Jones takes Fatal Fury down with a Tombstone.
Jay Foley goes for a diving elbow smash, but Fatal Fury counters it with
a duck-down move.
Piper Jones leaves the ring.
Fatal Fury throws Jay Foley out of the ring.
Chris Carroll counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Jay Foley
reenters the ring.)
Chip: Foley barely manages to beat the count back in.
Fool: You know what I'm gonna enjoy. Sandman is finally going to silence that damn Rock 'n Roll
Animal in that Final Judgment match.
(Fatal Fury whips Jay Foley into the turnbuckle.
Fatal Fury runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Jay Foley lifts his knee.
Jay Foley tags out to Piper Jones.
Piper Jones takes him down with a crucifix.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
Jay Foley enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jay Foley goes for a flying clothesline, but Fatal Fury counters it with
a duck-down move.
Jay Foley leaves the ring.
Fatal Fury nails him with a backbreaker.)
Chip: What a pay-per-view that will be on Sunday! Fans, we have nine great matches, including
five title matches...
Fool: ...Yadda, yadda, yadda. Order it now, ask for it by name. S-W-F'n-F. We kick ass.
(Piper Jones executes a bearhug.
Piper Jones lets go after 17 seconds.
Fatal Fury nails him with a Gorilla Press.
Fatal Fury whips Piper Jones into the ropes, but Piper Jones reverses it.
Piper Jones goes for a crucifix, but Fatal Fury counters it with a Samoan Drop.
Fatal Fury nails him with a chokehold.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, three, four.
Fatal Fury tags out to Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge nails him with a double underhook piledriver.)
Chip: What a move!
Fool: Edge fired Piper into the ground like an arrow. And he goes for the tag.
(Jagged Edge tags out to Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury takes him down with a DDT.
Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.
Fatal Fury nails him with a headbutt.
Fatal Fury tags out to Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury whip Piper Jones into the ropes.
They hit Piper Jones with a double elbowsmash.
Fatal Fury goes for a choke slam, but Piper Jones blocks it.
Fatal Fury rolls out of the ring.)
Chip: Great teamwork by these two. Also at the pay-per-view, Flash will get his rematch with
"Too Sexy" Brett Reynolds, and you'll see Axel "The Hammer" mate against German sensation Panzer
Sturm.
Fool: They've already bought it. Do you know which matches we're doing yet?
Chip: No.
(Piper Jones goes for a football tackle, but Jagged Edge counters it with
a side step.
Jagged Edge whips Piper Jones into the ropes, but Piper Jones reverses it.
Jagged Edge catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
Jagged Edge runs into the ropes.
Piper Jones hits Jagged Edge with an elbow.
Piper Jones takes him down with a frog splash.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Near fall by Piper, and he's finally going to make a tag to Jay Foley!
Fool: Time to squash the little guy.
(Piper Jones tags out to Jay Foley.
Jay Foley throws Jagged Edge out of the ring.
Jay Foley goes through the ropes.
They're brawling on the floor.
They're brawling on the floor.
Jay Foley executes a swinging punch.
Jagged Edge is busted wide open.
Jay Foley reenters the ring.)
Chip: Jay Foley has busted open Jagged Edge.
Fool: You can't beat Stuffed Crust Man that easily.
(Jagged Edge follows him back in.
Jay Foley executes a low blow.
Jagged Edge bumps into Chris Carroll.
Jay Foley executes the Crash Landing and goes for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Jay Foley takes him down with neck-scissors.
Jagged Edge nails him with a bearhug.
There is no referee there to ask Jay Foley.)
Chip: Chris Carroll was accidentally knocked down, and the Highlanders could've won right there!
Fool: Carroll went down hard. We need to get tougher refs.
(ay Foley breaks the hold after 17 seconds.
Jay Foley executes a flying clothesline.
Jagged Edge whips Jay Foley into the ropes, but Jay Foley reverses it.
Jagged Edge misses with a clothesline.
Jay Foley misses with a clothesline.
Jay Foley hits Jagged Edge with a kick.
Jay Foley is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.)
Fool: Don't we have any more referees?
Chip: Chad Bray is in the back to officiate the main event.
Fool: With any luck, they'll kill him.
(Jagged Edge runs into the ropes.
Jagged Edge takes him down with a choke slam.
Chris Carroll is back on the job.
Jagged Edge goes for a roundhouse right, but Jay Foley blocks it.
Jay Foley runs into the ropes.
Jay Foley executes a superkick.)
Jeff: 10 minutes gone by. There are 20 minutes remaining.
Chip: Tremendous match so far. Chris Carroll is back on the job and Jay Foley is all over
Jagged Edge.
Fool: Yeah. That'll last.
(Jay Foley executes a palm blow.
Jay Foley executes a low blow.
Jay Foley goes for the Crash Landing, but Jagged Edge counters it with
a back suplex.
Jagged Edge tags out to Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge whip Jay Foley into the ropes.
They hit Jay Foley with a double elbowsmash.
Jagged Edge leaves the ring.
Fatal Fury whips Jay Foley into the ropes.)
Chip: Fatal Fury has turned this match around, and he's moving in on Foley.
Fool: Endless Fury has to win this one. It's a moral imperative.
(Jay Foley hits Fatal Fury with a kick.
Jay Foley executes a cartwheel kick.
Jay Foley runs into the ropes.
Shae Smith trips Jay Foley.
Chris Carroll warns Shae Smith.
Jay Foley nails him with a cartwheel kick.
Jay Foley goes for a spinning mule kick, but Fatal Fury counters it with
a duck-down move.
Chris Carroll is back on the job.)
Chip: Foley attacks with a series of kicks, but he needs to take in Piper.
Fool: Fury's got him!
(Fatal Fury nails him with a belly-to-back suplex.
Fatal Fury takes him down with a lariat.
Fatal Fury executes the Furious Fall and goes for the pin.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, three.)
Chip: Furious Fall and a big win for Endless Fury!
Jeff: Here are your winners, in 11:43, Endless Fury!
("Red Riding Hood" plays as Endless Fury celebrates with Shae. Two men in Pizza Hut uniforms
come down the aisle and start passing out pizza slices to the appreciative fans in the front
row.)
Fool (with his mouth full): Mmmmmppphhhh! I like Endless Fury, Chipper.
Chip: Endless Fury defeats the Highlanders on Triumphant Tuesday. And now, it's time for Texas
Pete and "Wrasslin' Roundup!"
("The Eyes of Texas" plays as wrestling's favorite redneck walks the aisle with his cowboy hat
and bullwhip. The crowd cheers. Texas Pete enters the ring and grabs the mic.)
Texas: Parlez-vous Francais, y'all?
(The crowd cheers.)
Fool: Don't go there, Pete.
Texas: Mah guest tonaht is from right here in Key-beck, Canada! He's the Intra-nash-null
Heavyweight Champion! Please welcome HahrdRock!
("Voodoo Child (Slight Return)" by Jimi Hendrix starts to play. The crowd goes wild. HardRock
still hasn't come out. Two green fireworks shoot out from both sides of the
entrance.)
Chip: What an ovation for HardRock!
Fool: I can barely hear you. Damn, these people are loud!
(HardRock heads to the ring, wearing the International Title. The crowd is on their feet. As
HardRock walks down the ring, green fireworks shoot from the top of the arena
down to the ring. When HardRock reaches the ring green fire blares out from
the ring posts. HardRock poses and a mixture of fireworks come from behind
him.)
Chip: The International Champion is the most popular man in Quebec right now!
Fool: That's an honor I could live without.
Texas: Nah, HahdRock, what's it lahk to be back home in fronta all yer friends
and yer family?
HardRock: Well, I must say it's great to be back in QUEBEC!
(The crowd roars.)
HardRock: And I would like to give a warm hello to my fans in Montreal and Brossard too! They
love me there! But, it's great to be back. I've spent some time with my family, and some
quality time with Stefania and Page.
Texas: In fahv days, at the pay-pah-view, y'all are gonna be takin' on that
Scotch feller, Sean McKenzie. He beat ya last time y'all wrestled. How do
ya plan to beat 'im this tahm?
HardRock: I plan to wrestle the best I can. It's true that he beat me last time. But
now the gold is aroung my waist. And I see this from a whole other perspective. I don't HAVE to
win this match, Sean McKenzie HAS to win this match. I can't wait until Sunday.
Fool: Man's got a point.
Texas: We haven't heard much from yer Port-a-geese buddy Axel? Are things okay
between you two boys?
HardRock: Axel and I are doing better then ever. He's just been taking some time off.
He's allowed. The Kliq is stronger then ever.
Texas: How's Stefania and the bay-bee doin'?
HardRock: Stefania is glowing. She is happier then ever. Page has gotten a few teeth
in, and can now say "wrestling."
Chip: How old is that kid anyway?
Fool: Animal will probably asking her out in a few weeks.
Texas: Your Triple Threat Kliq have captured three of the five tahtles in the
S-Dub Ya-F. What are y'all doin' about gettin' the other two?
HardRock: Well, we have plans for Axel to get the World title, and we can't get the
Americas title, we have too many people in the Kliq. S & F have titles, I
have a title and now Tom has a title. Our situation couldn't be any better.
Texas: Is it true y'all gonna ally yerselves with the Gangstas?
HardRock: I can't talk about that now. You'll find out in the later weeks.
Texas: Can we hear y'all sing some more?
Fool: Shut up!
HardRock: So you liked me singing, eyh Hehehe... we'll see...
Texas: Ladies and gentlemen...HardRock!
(Another roar from the crowd as "Voodoo Child" plays again.)
Chip: Well, HardRock looks focused going into his big title defense Sunday night.
Fool: Two guys I don't care about fighting each other. I like it.
Chip: Our huge triangle match is just around the corner. Don't go anywhere!
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("Electric Chair" by Prince plays.)
Voice: They've held every title in the SWF.
(Clip of Mr. Shhh and the Men in Black. Clip of the Living Dead.)
Voice: Every member of their stable has held SWF gold.
(Clip of Hot Shot Donovan raising the American Title over his head. Clip of Equalizer Face
Planting Israeli Soldier.)
Voice: But on March 17th, Trinity will face the once challenge they weren't prepared for...
(Clip of Sandman grabbing the Toughman belt from the ladder.)
Voice: ...Each other.
(Triumphant Tuesday theme music kicks in.)
Voice: Trinity vs. Trinity. It's history...in the breaking.
Next week on SWF Triumphant Tuesday!
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Chip: SWF Triumphant Tuesday rolls on, live from the Colise in Quebec City! What a great crowd
we have tonight.
Fool: Idiots.
Chip: For the first time, we're about to see Gangstas vs. Trinity vs. S.O.B's in a triangle
match. Let's get up to the ring!
Jeff: This contest is set for one fall. It is a triangle match!
(The crowd roars.)
Jeff: Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Higgins, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing
294 pounds, FLASH!
("Flash" by Queen begins to play. As the song builds and Flash jumps insanely through the
curtains, fireworks explode on both sides of the entrance. Frightened by the fireworks, he
leaps into the air, lands on his feet... and begins talking to himself as he walks to the ring.
He motions to slap hands with the fans, but shoves them off and gives them the middle finger
instead. As he turns away from the fans, he begins laughing to himself.)
Chip: He's a jerk...
Fool: ...He's a pain...
Chip & Fool: ...He's Flash!
Jeff: Next, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 252 pounds, here
is the Headhunter!!
["Staying Alive" by Wyclef Jean blares. As Headhunter stands on the
platform, several fireworks are launched. The crowd gives a mixed reaction.]
Chip: Good to see Headhunter back following his recent neck injury at the hands of Sandman.
Fool: A guy with a bad guy neck fighting Sandman. Yeah, that's a good idea.
Jeff: Finally hailing from Somewhere in America, weighing in at
320 pounds, and accompanied by the lovely Michelle... he is the SANDMAN!
["Enter Sandman" by Metallica booms throughout the arena. The lights
turn blue as a glittery substance falls from the ceiling as Sandman and
Michelle make their way down to the ring. The crowd boos loudly.]
Chip: What a huge match this is! Jeff Hart is your referee.
Fool: Good, it's Hart. Maybe we'll see some blood.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Sandman takes him down with a double underhook backbreaker.
Sandman goes for the STF, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter takes him down with a bridging back suplex.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
Sandman goes for a flying clothesline, but The Headhunter counters it with
a duck-down move.
The Headhunter goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Sandman
counters it with a backdrop.
In turn, The Headhunter counters it with a sunset flip.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Fool: No, sir!
Chip: Headhunter wasting no time here in going after Sandman.
(The Headhunter whips Sandman into the ropes, but Sandman reverses it.
The Headhunter and Sandman get hit with a double clothesline.
The Headhunter nails him with a front-layout superplex.
The Headhunter attemps to place Sandman on the turnbuckle, but Sandman
blocks it.
The Headhunter nails him with a backspin DDT.
The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".
The Headhunter executes a jawbreaker.
The Headhunter goes for the Hit, but Sandman counters it with a side step.
Sandman executes a short clothesline.
Sandman tags out to Flash.)
Chip: Great counter by Sandman, as he wisely chooses to tag in Flash.
Fool: That's what a triangle match is for. Let the other two fight it out.
(Flash goes for a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but The Headhunter counters it with
an enzuilariato.
The Headhunter executes a spinebuster slam.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
The Headhunter tags out to Sandman.
Sandman nails him with a choke slam.
Sandman nails him with a Tombstone.
Sandman executes a jack-knife power bomb.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, thr... kickout.)
Chip: Sandman almost eliminated Flash right there.
Fool: Sandy has had some unkind comments recently about this nut job, and he just
made his point right there.
(Sandman goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Flash counters it with a side step.
Flash throws Sandman out of the ring.
Flash jumps onto him with a baseball slide.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Flash knocks Sandman into the ringsteps.
Flash takes him down with a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
Flash executes an abdominal stretch.
Flash goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman knocks Flash into the ringsteps.
Flash is busted wide open.)
Fool: It's blood! The red stuff! Attaboy, Sandman!
Chip: They need to get back into the ring if they want to avoid being counted out.
(Sandman knocks Flash into the ringsteps.
Sandman takes him down with a facerake.
Sandman takes him down with a clothesline.
Higgins comes from behind, but Sandman nails Higgins.
Flash goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Sandman counters it with
a duck-down move.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Sandman reenters the ring.
Flash follows him back in.
Sandman takes him down with a powerslam.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Another two count. I wonder how much longer Flash can last with that nasty cut.
Fool: He's probably too crazy to know it's his own blood.
(Sandman goes for a powerslam, but Flash counters it with a lariat.
Flash nails him with an elbowdrop.
Flash goes for the Miracle, but Sandman counters it with a snap mare.
Sandman executes the STF.
Flash reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Sandman executes a neck snap.
Sandman executes a backbreaker.
Sandman goes for a powerslam, but Flash counters it with a lariat.
Flash whips Sandman into the turnbuckle.
Flash goes for a kick to the midsection, but Sandman blocks it.)
Chip: Sandman is doing some damage here in the early going.
Fool: Sandman's lookin' pretty stout, Chipper.
(Sandman takes him down with a thrust kick to the head.
Sandman nails him with a neck snap.
Flash is bleeding like hell.
Flash executes a backspin DDT.
Flash whips Sandman into the ropes, but Sandman reverses it.
Flash hits Sandman with a backdrop.
Flash nails him with a choke slam.
Sandman whips Flash into the turnbuckle, but Flash reverses it.
Flash executes an inverted atomic drop.
Flash takes him down with a low blow.)
Chip & Fool: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chip: I feel sorry for Sandman.
Fool: I feel sorry for Michelle. Look out!
(Flash takes him down with a low blow.
Flash runs into the ropes.
Sandman goes for a clothesline, but Flash counters it with a duck-down move.
Flash tags out to The Headhunter.
Sandman nails him with a choke slam.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 40 minutes remaining.
Chip: Sandman immediately takes over on Headhunter.
Fool: He's going for a sleeper!
(Sandman takes him down with a sleeperhold.
The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Flash is bleeding profusely.
Sandman takes him down with a jumping DDT.
Sandman executes an enzuigiri.
Sandman takes him down with a Tombstone.
Sandman goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but The Headhunter counters it with
a backdrop.
The Headhunter takes him down with a bridging back suplex.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Fool: No soup for you?
Chip: How's that catch phrase coming?
Fool: I'm having T-shirts printed.
(The Headhunter whips Sandman into the ropes.
The Headhunter takes him down with a kick to the head.
The Headhunter nails him with a kick to the head.
Sandman executes a jumping DDT.
Sandman whips The Headhunter into the ropes, but The Headhunter reverses it.
Sandman misses with a clothesline.
Sandman hits The Headhunter with a kick.
Sandman nails him with an elbowsmash.
Sandman throws The Headhunter out of the ring.
Jeff Hart counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, The Headhunter
reenters the ring.)
Chip: Don't forget, we still have our main event to come.
Fool: Hot Shot's gonna be taking care of that Laotian fellow.
(Sandman executes a thrust kick to the head.
Sandman takes him down with a double underhook backbreaker.
Sandman takes him down with the STF.
The Headhunter manages to escape the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Headhunter goes for a jumping side kick, but Sandman counters it with
a duck-down move.
Sandman nails him with a short clothesline.
Sandman nails him with a dropkick to the knee.
Sandman throws The Headhunter out of the ring.
Jeff Hart counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, The Headhunter
reenters the ring.)
Chip: Sandman has been in too long. He needs to make a tag.
Fool: I don't think either of these guys are too anxious to reach over and tag in
that whacko.
(Sandman nails him with a kick to the midsection.
The Headhunter nails him with a jumping DDT.
The Headhunter nails him with a bridging back suplex.)
Jeff: 10 minutes gone by. There are 35 minutes remaining.
Chip: Cover by Headhunter!
(Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Fool: Whew! That was close.
(The Headhunter takes him down with a reverse neckbreaker.
Flash is bleeding like a faucet.
The Headhunter whips Sandman into the ropes, but Sandman reverses it.
Sandman nails him with a thrust kick to the head.
Sandman executes a neck snap.
Sandman nails him with a sleeperhold.)
Fool: Sandman sleeper! Sandman sleeper!
Chip: But Double H is too close to the ropes. He just needs to reach a little further.
(The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 21 seconds.
The Headhunter goes for a dropkick, but Sandman counters it with a side step.
The Headhunter nails him with a backspin DDT.
The Headhunter tags out to Flash.
Flash executes a punch.
Sandman takes him down with a short clothesline.
Sandman nails him with an armdrag takedown.
Sandman nails him with an enzuigiri.
Sandman executes a Frankensteiner.)
Chip: Frankensteiner on Flash!
Fool: Put a fork in him!
(Jeff Hart counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.)
Chip: Flash kicks out! The match continues!
(Sandman executes a sleeperhold.
Flash breaks the hold after 8 seconds.
Sandman nails him with a reverse neckbreaker.
Sandman whips Flash into the ropes, but Flash reverses it.
Flash nails him with a thrust kick to the head.
Flash nails him with a jumping elbow thrust.
Flash throws Sandman out of the ring.
Jeff Hart counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Sandman reenters the ring.)
Chip: Flash doesn't look good.
Fool: Well, he's not here for his looks.
(Flash takes him down with a jawbreaker.
Flash goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman nails him with a football tackle.
Sandman takes him down with a double underhook piledriver.
Sandman takes him down with a thrust kick to the head.
Flash whips Sandman into the ropes.
Sandman hits Flash with an elbow.
Sandman executes the Sleeperhold.
Flash manages to escape the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds.)
Chip: This time it's Flash who escapes the sleeper.
Fool: He's tagging out!
(Flash tags out to The Headhunter.
The Headhunter executes a backspin DDT.
The Headhunter places Sandman on the turnbuckle.
The Headhunter executes a belly-to-back superplex.
The Headhunter takes him down with a jawbreaker.
The Headhunter goes for the Hit, but Sandman counters it with a duck-down move.
Sandman nails him with a choke slam.
Sandman nails him with a backbreaker.)
Chip: I have to give Sandman credit. He's been in this match almost since the beginning, and
he's still going.
Fool: He really needs to make the tag, though.
(Sandman runs into the ropes.
The Headhunter goes for a jumping side kick, but Sandman counters it with
a duck-down move.
Sandman whips The Headhunter into the ropes.
The Headhunter hits Sandman with a clothesline.
Sandman falls out of the ring.
The Headhunter goes through the ropes.
Jeff Hart counts: 1.
The Headhunter goes for a piledriver, but Sandman counters it with a backdrop.)
Chip: Great counter by Sandman!
Fool: Hart's actually counting this time.
(Jeff Hart counts: 4.
The Headhunter is busted wide open.
Sandman knocks The Headhunter into the ringsteps.
Jeff Hart counts: 7.)
Chip: Headhunter is down!
Fool: They better get back into the ring!
(Sandman reenters the ring.
Jeff Hart counts: 10.
The Headhunter follows him back in.)
Chip: Jeff Hart is calling for the bell.
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, Headhunter has been counted out!
Fool: That sucks.
Chip: Neither Sandman nor Headhunter seems particularly pleased with that result. Now it's
down to Sandman and Flash.
(Sandman attemps to place Flash on the turnbuckle, but Flash blocks it.
Sandman executes an enzuigiri.
Sandman throws Flash out of the ring.)
Jeff: 15 minutes gone by. There are 30 minutes remaining.
Chip: And Sandman is taking this back out to the floor!
Fool: No one dominates a match on the floor like Sandman.
(Sandman goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Jeff Hart counts: 2.
Flash whips Sandman into the guardrail.
Flash knocks Sandman into the ringsteps.
Sandman is busted wide open.
Flash whips Sandman into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Jeff Hart counts: 10.)
Chip: Both men have been counted out!
(Flash reenters the ring.
Sandman follows him back in.)
Fool: No, Hart let them get back into the ring. If he counted both of them out, we'd have
no winner.
(Flash nails him with an atomic drop.
Flash whips Sandman into the ropes.
Sandman nails him with a Frankensteiner.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, Higgins distracts Jeff Hart.)
Chip: Sandman had the pin. What's going on?
Fool: Higgins is coming into the ring!
(Higgins enters the ring and hits Sandman with the cane.
Jeff Hart disqualifies Flash.)
Chip: What was Higgins doing? He just cost Flash the match!
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 17:18, The Sandman!
("Enter Sandman" plays over the speakers.)
Fool: Look at Flash!
(Flash is in Higgins' face, screaming. Then he starts screaming at Sandman, ring announcer
Jeff Ayres and referee Jeff Hart. The crew his cut the microphone to the ring, so that the
home viewers cannot hear the profane tirade.)
Fool: Whoa! Did you hear what Flash just said?
Chip: No. And if you're smart, you won't repeat it.
Fool: I mean, I didn't even think Flash KNEW Ayres' mother, let alone...
Chip: ...Fool!
(Pat McNeill and Brian Frenck motion the SWF Security team to the ring to remove Flash. Flash
grabs Higgins' cane and waves it at the men like a sword, daring them to come in.)
Chip: Ah...fans....we have to take a short break here. When we return, it's main event time
on SWF Triumphant Tuesday. Don't go away!
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("Everything to Everyone" by Everclear plays in the background.)
Voiceover: A controversial finish.
(Shot of Equalizer rolling up Rock 'n Roll Animal for the fast three count.)
Voice: A cry of vengeance.
(Shot of Rock 'n Roll Animal ramming Sndman's head into the cage.
Voice: A mysterious man in black.
(Shot of the gold-masked Gangsta driving his chair toward Mr. Shhh's knees.)
Voice: The SWF World Title is on the line.
(shot of storm clouds over the Ides of March logo.)
Voiceover: Beware...the Ides of March.
This Sunday on pay-per-view.
(SWF logo and ordering information appears on the screen.)
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Chip: We're back with Triumphant Tuesday, live from Quebec City, Quebec, on the banks of the St.
Lawrence River. Fans, we are about to run over our alloted time, but we will stay with this
match until it ends. Let's go up and join Jeff Ayres!
Jeff: It's time for our main event! This contest is a non-title match, scheduled for one fall.
["Dam That River" blares through the speakers of the arena. The crowd boos.]
Jeff: Being led to the ring by his manager, Trisha Deneke, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in
at 234 pounds, here is the SWF American champion, Hot Shot Donovan!!
[The crowd begins to boo as Hot Shot pushes his way out from behind the
curtain. He is wearing a black leather jacket saying HSD on the back with a
big red Trinity stamp over it and his wrestling gear. He makes his way down
the aisle, and stops halfway, giving a young lady his sunglasses before
proceeding to the ring. Sliding into the ring, he runs to a turnbuckle and
climbs to the second turnbuckle, flexing for the crowd. He then hops down
as his music starts to fade out.]
Chip: This Canadian crowd is booing the American Champion, Hot Shot Donovan.
Fool: Who cares? He's Trinity. That's what really matters.
Jeff: And his opponent... from the Phillipines, weighing in at 245 pounds, here is the SWF
Toughman Champion: "TIGER" TOM PHO!!
["Look Into My Eyes" by Bone Thugs N Harmony blares as Tom Pho makes his
way down to the ring. The fans cheer loudly. Fireworks light up the
arena as he walks cooly down the aisle.]
Chip: Great ovation for the Tiger!
Fool: He got lucky. That's all that happened. His luck will run out at ATW.
Chip: Chad Bray is your official, and this match is underway!
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Hot Shot Donovan nails him with a knee to the back.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a kick to the thigh, but Tom Pho blocks it.
Tom Pho takes him down with a piledriver.
Tom Pho goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan nails him with a gutwrench suplex.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Tom Pho into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan misses with a shoulderblock.
Hot Shot Donovan misses with a clothesline.
Tom Pho nails him with a kick to the thigh.)
Chip: The Toughman champ is setting Donovan up for the deadliest move in wrestling, the Tiger
Claw Heart Punch.
Fool: It's not any better than the Hot Kick.
(Tom Pho catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Tom Pho goes for the Tiger Claw Heart Punch, but Hot Shot Donovan
counters it with a side step.
Hot Shot Donovan nails him with a kick to the midsection.
Hot Shot Donovan is going for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Hot Shot Donovan nails him with a vertical suplex.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Tom Pho counters it with
a side suplex.
Tom Pho takes him down with a kick to the head.
Tom Pho executes a clothesline.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a snap suplex, but Tom Pho counters it with
a vertical suplex.
Hot Shot Donovan re-reverses it.)
Chip: Great reversal by Donovan.
Fool: We could be here a while.
(Hot Shot Donovan goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Tom Pho counters it with
a side suplex.
Tom Pho goes for a tiger driver, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan nails him with a savate kick.
Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Tom Pho into the ropes, but Tom Pho reverses it.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Tom Pho with a clothesline.
Tom Pho falls out of the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan goes through the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for the Hot Kick, but Tom Pho counters it with
a duck-down move.
Tom Pho goes for a clothesline, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a duck-down move.)
Fool: He dodged the Hot Kick!
Chip: Just like Donovan escaped the Heart Punch moments ago.
(Tom Pho reenters the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan follows him back in.
Tom Pho goes for a tiger suplex, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a backward kick.
Tom Pho takes him down with a springboard dropkick.
Tom Pho goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan takes him down with an elbowsmash.
Hot Shot Donovan nails him with an elbowsmash.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a snap suplex, but Tom Pho counters it with
a vertical suplex.
Tom Pho goes for a bodyslam, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a small package.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: A two count by Donovan! This is the sort of exciting action you can expect whenever you
see the SWF logo.
Fool: I'd have rather seen the exciting action when Frenck tried to break up that mother-son
battle royal on the indy show in Baltimore.
(Hot Shot Donovan complains about a slow count.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a vertical suplex.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a back suplex.
Hot Shot Donovan nails him with an enzuigiri.
Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes.
Tom Pho hits Hot Shot Donovan with a shoulderblock.
Tom Pho whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes.
Tom Pho misses with a kick.
Tom Pho nails him with neck-scissors.
Tom Pho takes him down with a tiger driver.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: I though he had him!
Fool: Donovan cannot afford to lose two non-title matches in a row going into Ides of March.
(Tom Pho nails him with a DDT.
Tom Pho runs into the ropes.
Tom Pho misses with a shoulderblock.
Hot Shot Donovan nails him with a swinging neckbreaker.
Hot Shot Donovan nails him with a jawbreaker.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Tom Pho into the ropes.
Tom Pho misses with a clothesline.
Tom Pho misses with an elbow.
Hot Shot Donovan misses with an elbow.
Tom Pho executes a kick to the head.)
Chip: The excitement will be nonstop in the SWF for the next six weeks, all the way through the
SWF's huge first anniversary show in Baltimore on April 29th! We'll be in Winnipeg on the 24th,
and Halifax, Nova Scotia on March 31st.
Fool: They know. Come on, Hot Shot!
(Tom Pho executes a clothesline.
Tom Pho nails him with a springboard dropkick.
Tom Pho whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes, but Hot Shot Donovan reverses it.
Hot Shot Donovan catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for the Hot Kick, but Tom Pho counters it with
a duck-down move.
Tom Pho executes a kick to the head.
Tom Pho takes him down with a clothesline.
Hot Shot Donovan bumps into Chad Bray.
Tom Pho nails him with a piledriver.
Tom Pho nails him with a splash.)
Chip: Pho goes for the cover, but referee Chad Bray is down!
Fool: What's wrong with our refs? I mean, how many times do our officials have to get knocked
down before we can them?
Chip: You're welcome to volunteer as a ref.
Fool: Hell, no.
(There is no referee to count.
Tom Pho is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Tom Pho goes for a small package, but Hot Shot Donovan reverses it.
There is no referee to count.
Hot Shot Donovan takes him down with a palm blow.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: Chad Bray is still down at the five minute mark. Anything can happen from here on out.
Fool: Well, looks like Trisha's trying to revive Chad Bray. Maybe I SHOULD volunteer as a ref!
(Tom Pho runs into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan executes an Asai moonsault.
There is no referee to count.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a backbreaker, but Tom Pho blocks it.
Tom Pho executes a thrust kick to the head.
Tom Pho catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Tom Pho executes the Tiger Claw Heart Punch and goes for the pin.
There is no referee to count.)
Chip: This is incredible! The winner will obviously be the first man to revive Chad Bray.
Fool: Well, it was pretty dirty of the Tiger to knock Bray out.
(Tom Pho gets back up.
Tom Pho whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes.
Tom Pho goes for a Frankensteiner, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a power bomb.
There is no referee to count.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a jawbreaker.
Hot Shot Donovan is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Chad Bray is back on the job.)
Chip: Looks like Chad Bray has gotten back to his feet.
Fool: You missed a hell of a match, Chad!
(Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd.
Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes.
Tom Pho hits Hot Shot Donovan with a shoulderblock.
Tom Pho takes him down with a Frankensteiner.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, thr... kickout.)
Chip: Donovan kicked out! Donovan kicked out!
Fool: What did you expect?
(Tom Pho throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring.
Tom Pho jumps onto him with a plancha, but Hot Shot Donovan
moves out of the way.
Tom Pho is out cold.
Trisha Deneke comes from behind, but Tom Pho moves Trisha Deneke away.
Tom Pho is busted wide open.
Trisha Deneke comes from behind, but Tom Pho pushes Trisha Deneke away.
Hot Shot Donovan nails him with a chop.
Trisha Deneke comes from behind, but Tom Pho pushes Trisha Deneke away.)
Fool: Tom Pho is too soft. Every other wrestler in the SWF would've punched Trisha.
Pho acted like a gentleman, and now he's getting the crap beaten out of him.
Chip: That missed plancha has given Hot Shot the advantage. No question.
(Hot Shot Donovan executes a vertical suplex.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a back suplex, but Tom Pho counters it with
a cross-body block.
Hot Shot Donovan takes him down with a gutwrench suplex.
Trisha Deneke comes from behind, but Tom Pho pushes Trisha Deneke away.
Hot Shot Donovan catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
They're brawling on the floor.
Trisha Deneke comes from behind, but Tom Pho pushes Trisha Deneke away.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Tom Pho into the guardrail.)
Chip: Donovan is abusing the Tiger on the outside!
Fool: Hoo-wah!
(Hot Shot Donovan takes him down with a kneelift.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Tom Pho into the guardrail.
They're brawling on the floor.
Hot Shot Donovan takes him down with a kneelift.
Trisha Deneke comes from behind, but Tom Pho nails Trisha Deneke.)
Fool: The Tiger hit Trisha!
Chip: It's about time!
Fool: How can you say that?
(Hot Shot Donovan throws Tom Pho back into the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan throws Tom Pho out of the ring.
Chad Bray counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Tom Pho
reenters the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan nails him with a kneelift.
Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan nails him with a bodyslam.
Hot Shot Donovan executes an elbowsmash.
Hot Shot Donovan nails him with a jawbreaker.)
Chip: The past three minutes have been all Hot Shot.
Fool: Donovan is going to be one of the dominating forces in the SWF for a long time to come.
Chip: So is Tom Pho.
(Tom Pho executes a spinebuster slam.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Tom Pho goes for a superkick, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a duck-down move.
Hot Shot Donovan nails him with a forearm to the back.
Hot Shot Donovan nails him with a chop.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Tom Pho into the ropes, but Tom Pho reverses it.
Tom Pho hits Hot Shot Donovan with a backdrop.
Tom Pho executes a tiger suplex.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, thr... kickout.)
Chip: He got him!
Fool: No he didn't! He came very close, though.
(Tom Pho takes him down with an elbowsmash.
Hot Shot Donovan takes him down with a forearm to the back.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a kick to the midsection.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a vertical suplex.
Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Tom Pho with a kick.
Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a dropkick.)
Jeff: 10 minutes gone by. There are 20 minutes remaining.
Chip: This isn't a title match for either man, but they're both giving their all here on
Triumphant Tuesday.
Fool: That's why this show kicks ass. Plain and simple.
(Hot Shot Donovan goes for a kick to the midsection, but Tom Pho blocks it.
Tom Pho goes for a kick to the midsection, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a snap suplex, but Tom Pho counters it with
a vertical suplex.
Tom Pho executes a superkick.
Tom Pho catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Tom Pho executes a dragon suplex and goes for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, thr... kickout.)
Chip: So close!
Fool: Come on, Hot Shot!
(Tom Pho catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Tom Pho gives the sign for the Tiger Claw Heart Punch.
Tom Pho executes the Tiger Claw Heart Punch and goes for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.)
Chip: I don't know how he did it, but Donovan just kicked out of the Tiger Claw.
Fool: He can't take much more of this.
(Tom Pho runs into the ropes.
Tom Pho misses with a clothesline.
Hot Shot Donovan executes an inverted atomic drop.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a Frankensteiner, but Tom Pho counters it with
a power bomb.)
Fool: NO! Power Bomb!
Chip: Cover by Pho!
(Chad Bray counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Tom Pho is bleeding profusely.)
Chip: Tom Pho is losing blood here.
(Tom Pho goes for neck-scissors, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a duck-down move.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Tom Pho into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Tom Pho with an elbow.
Hot Shot Donovan is going for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Two count by Donovan!
Fool: The Tiger has Donovan's leg!
(Hot Shot Donovan nails him with an enzuigiri.
Hot Shot Donovan executes an elbowsmash.
Hot Shot Donovan takes him down with an enzuigiri.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a clothesline.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a leg hammerlock.
Tom Pho reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Hot Shot Donovan nails him with a kick to the midsection.
Hot Shot Donovan gives the sign for the Hot Kick.)
Chip: He's setting up for the Hot Kick!
(Hot Shot Donovan executes the Hot Kick and goes for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, three.)
Chip: He got him! Donovan beats the Tiger!
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 13:27, Hot Shot Donovan!
("Dam that River" plays as Donovan and Trisha celebrate.)
Chip: Fans, we're out of time! We'll see you at SWF Ides of March, then right back here next
week for the Trinity six-man tag.
Fool: Don't miss it!
Chip & Fool: BE THERE!
(The SWF Ides of March logo fills the screen.)
c) 1998 SWF Triumphnat Tuesday
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