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(The SWF logo apears on the screen)
Announcer: The Supreme Wrestling Federation.
The S-W-F.
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("My Hero" by Foofighters plays over still shots from the Ides of March PPV. I could be more
descriptive, but I want to put this out in our lifetimes.)
Chip: SWF Triumphant Tuesday is next!
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(An overhead shot of a wrestling ring in the middle of a vacant parking lot in a big city.
Night time. The opening bars of "The Extremist" by Joe Satriani play as we see shadowy figures
approach the ring from all sides. There is an explosion, near the ring, increasing the amount
of available light...
And we see the faces of the wrestlers. Jagged Edge and Shae Smith approach the ring as we
see an image of Edge executing the Shattered Dreams on Carey Stone projected on the building
behind him. Equalizer's black pickup backs up to the site, with Destiny at the wheel and
Equalizer standing in the truck bed. We see an image of Equal hitting the Face Plant on Reaper
projected on the building behind him.
Sandman walks in, waving his pitchfork and accompanied by Michelle. We see a shot of Sandman
knocking Lethal off the ladder projected on the building next to him. Moon Dog and Dewy Hicks
walk in from a nearby alley. We see an image of Moon Dog hitting the D-Dog-T on Billy Talent
projected on the wall above him.
A shot of the ground near the ring. The Living Dead emerge through the soil, as a shot of them
hitting the Autopsy on the Westside Ridas is projected on the ground next to them. We see Rock
'n Roll Animal and Original Gangsta standing atop a building, as an image of the Gangstas
hitting a double DDt on David Storm plays beneath them.
An ice cream truck pulls up and God's Tears emerges from the back, as a shot of GT applying
the Hurt on Death Angel is projected on the side of the truck. A stretch limo pulls right up
to ringside. We look in the back and see Mr. Shhh and the Men in Black watching a videotape of
Shhh applying the Peacemaker to Akira the Samurai.
Cut to an overhead shot of the ring, with the SWF wrestlers approaching from all sides. As
they are all about to enter, we see a burst of fireworks, then the Triumphant Tuesday logo,
followed by another burst of fireworks, which dissolves to...)
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(The inside of a packed arena. There are screaming fans and fireworks going off around the ring
and along the rampway. The graphic reads:
"LIVE! Northlands Coliseum
Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
The camera pans the crowd, lingering on some of the unique signs there: "I read the 4-1-1!",
"Spring Break in Edmonton Rules!", "1-8-7", "Rock 'n Roll All Night!", "Survey sez Hot Shot",
"Bring Back Bob Gorman!", "Flash: Use my sign!" and three ugly male fans near the front wearing
kilts unveiling a giant banner that reads "Happy St. Patrick's Day, Sean!")
Chip: Welcome, everyone, to Edmonton, Alberta!
(Shot of two fans in Moon Dog Gator T-shirts, with their faces painted green.)
Chip: Welcome to The Northlands Coliseum!
(Shot of SWF suits Brian Frenck, Pat McNeill and Sean Clayton, who are sitting in the front row
in jeans and wearing matching black TNM T-shirts, with a picture of a red 7-ball on the back.
Three SWF security guards are seated next to Frenck.)
Chip: Welcome to Triumphant Tuesday!
(The angle pans down to the announce desk, where we see Chip Collins, wearing an SWF blazer and
a red power tie, next to "The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen, wearing a Philadelphia Phillies
jersey and a matching Phillies hat.)
Chip: I'm Chip Collins, along with the man wrestling fans love to love...
Fool: ..."The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen!
Chip: The Ides of March was one of the biggest events in SWF history. We have three new
champions this week. The Living Dead has regained the SWF Tag Team titles. Sean McKenzie is
once again the SWF International Champion, and, in the biggest shock of all, Mr. Shhh turned out
to be the Mystery Gangsta, and he is the NEW SWF World Champion.
Fool: I'm speechless. It's like watching John Elway line up under center for the Oakland
Raiders. It's like watching Michael Jordan in a Knicks uniform. It's like watching Cal Ripken
don the pinstripes and that funny looking cap with the "NY" on it. It's unnatural. That's what
it is.
Chip: The encore presentation of SWF Ides of March will take place tomorrow night. But now
let's talk about tonight's action. Our main event here on St. Patrick's Day has taken on an
added significance. It was supposed to be Trinity vs. Trinity, but there's now a Gangsta in the
mix. We'll see American champion Hot Shot Champion, Tag Team Champion Rigor and Equalizer on
one team against Tag Team Champion Mortis, Sandman and the SWF World Champion, Mr. Shhh!
Fool: This is incredible. I have no idea what we'll see tonight in that main event.
Chip: As if that weren't enough, we'll see Gangstas vs. S.O.B.'s. Original Gangsta and
Headhunter will team for the first time against God's Tears and Flash!
Fool: Don't forget that we'll also have HardRock against Moon Dog Gator.
Chip: The locker room atmosphere has been very tense, and this could be a wild evening. Let's
kick it off by going up to the ring and joining Jeff Ayres!
Jeff: The following contest is set for one fall.
("Planet Boom" by Tommy Lee starts to play.)
Chip: We have a big singles match to kick things off.
Jeff: Introducing first, being led to the ring by his manager, Tarzan
Taborda, from Oeiras, Portugal, weighing in at 234 pounds, here is Axel
"The Hammer" Mate!!
[Axel and Tarzan come out and stand on the platform. He poses as
fireworks criss-cross behind him. He then makes his way to the ring
slapping hands with some of the fans. The crowd is cheering him on.
Axel enters the ring while Tarzan stays on the outside of the ring as
the music dies out.]
Fool: So, who's Axel losing to tonight?
Chip: Just once, I wish you'd read the rundown.
(The numbers "1-8-7" flash on the SWF video wall.)
Jeff: And his opponent, from New Orleans, Louisiana, being led to the ring by their manager,
Tyra, weighing in at 287 pounds, here is a member of The Thugz, C-Murder!
["Bow Down" by Westside Connection blares. The lights dim and a lone
spotlight illuminates the entrance. C-Murder and Tyra step out and walk down to the ring.
The crowd is booing loudly.]
Chip: What a way to kick things off on Triumphant Tuesday.
Fool: A Portuguese guy and an African-American ripping each other's guts out. Happy St.
Patrick's Day!
Chip: Chad Bray is your referee and we're set to go!
(The bell rings. They lock up.
C-Murder goes for a fisherman suplex, but Axel Mate counters it with
a small package.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.
Axel Mate executes a reverse neckbreaker.
Axel Mate attempts to place C-Murder on the turnbuckle, but C-Murder blocks it.
Axel Mate takes him down with a fisherman suplex.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.
Axel Mate whips C-Murder into the ropes.
Axel Mate hits C-Murder with an elbow.
Axel Mate executes a Frankensteiner.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Great series of near falls by the Hammer.
Fool: Axel looks pretty intense, and C-Murder isn't known as a singles wrestler.
(Axel Mate nails him with a dropkick.
Axel Mate runs into the ropes.
C-Murder hits Axel Mate with a shoulderblock.
C-Murder places Axel Mate on the turnbuckle.
C-Murder takes him down with a top-rope DDT.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Top rope DDT and a near fall. It's my understanding that The Thugz want a tag team match
against the Triple Threat Kliq. But for now, they'll have to settle for this.
Fool: The Thugz were having some arguments, but they're back in the tag team picture now.
(Axel Mate goes for a powerslam, but C-Murder counters it with a lariat.
Axel Mate executes a double underhook piledriver.
Axel Mate goes for a European uppercut, but C-Murder blocks it.
C-Murder executes a monkey flip.
Axel Mate executes a dropkick.
C-Murder begs off.
Axel Mate runs into the ropes.
C-Murder catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Fool, tell you what you have tonight on the SWF Hotline...
Fool: 1-900-555-SWF1. $1.99 a minute, and I talk real slow. There is a situation developing
that will rock the SWF to its foundation, as yet another new stable is reportedly in the works.
Do you really have money to burn? Do your parents have money to burn. Call now! Kids, make
sure Mommy and Daddy don't have the 900 number block on your phone before dialing.
(C-Murder nails him with a fisherman suplex.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.
C-Murder nails him with a Frankensteiner.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.
Axel Mate takes him down with a piledriver.
Axel Mate goes for a piledriver, but C-Murder counters it with a backdrop.
In turn, Axel Mate counters it with a sunset flip.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
CHip: Nice reversal there by the Hammer.
Fool: Can't touch that.
(C-Murder whips Axel Mate into the turnbuckle.
Axel Mate comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection.
C-Murder takes him down with a fisherman suplex.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.
C-Murder complains about a slow count.
C-Murder whips Axel Mate into the turnbuckle, but Axel Mate reverses it.
Axel Mate charges into the corner.
Axel Mate goes for a clothesline, but C-Murder counters it with a duck-down move.
C-Murder takes him down with a sleeperhold.)
Fool: Sleeper by C-Murder!
Chip: But Axel Mate will make it to the ropes.
(Axel Mate reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
C-Murder places Axel Mate on the turnbuckle.
C-Murder nails him with a top-rope DDT.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.
C-Murder complains about a slow count.
C-Murder whips Axel Mate into the ropes.
Axel Mate executes a reverse neckbreaker.
Axel Mate attempts to place C-Murder on the turnbuckle, but C-Murder blocks it.
Axel Mate nails him with a European uppercut.)
Chip: Another reminder for all our fans, that we are taking votes online for which matches
you want to see on the SWF "Best of" show on April 28th. You'll want to vote now.
Fool: Vote early. Vote often.
(Axel Mate goes for a double chickenwing submission, but C-Murder blocks it.
C-Murder goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Axel Mate counters it with
a side step.
Axel Mate goes for a clothesline, but C-Murder counters it with a duck-down move.
C-Murder whips Axel Mate into the ropes.
C-Murder hits Axel Mate with an elbow.
C-Murder places Axel Mate on the turnbuckle.
C-Murder goes for a top-rope DDT, but Axel Mate blocks it.
Axel Mate throws C-Murder off the turnbuckle.
Axel Mate goes for a powerslam, but C-Murder counters it with a lariat.
C-Murder nails him with a choke slam.)
Chip: Chokeslam by the massive C-Murder!
Fool: Attaboy, C! These Thugz are damn monsters.
(C-Murder goes for a flying bulldog, but Axel Mate counters it with a side step.
Axel Mate nails him with a European uppercut.
Axel Mate takes him down with a backbreaker.
C-Murder begs off.
Axel Mate executes a flying bulldog.
Axel Mate poses for the crowd.
Axel Mate executes an elbowsmash.
Axel Mate nails him with a backbreaker.)
Chip: Back comes the Hammer.
Fool: I hear McNeill's trying to sign a tag team match between the Thugz and TTK
for next week.
Chip: That'd be nice.
(Axel Mate goes for a scorpion deathlock, but C-Murder blocks it.
C-Murder goes for a monkey flip, but Axel Mate blocks it.
Axel Mate runs into the ropes.
Axel Mate goes for a Frankensteiner, but C-Murder counters it with a power bomb.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.
C-Murder takes him down with a flying forearm.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Two count off a flying forearm.
Fool: You can tell that C-Murder ain't a singles wrestler. He's put together some
nice moves, but it always seems like he's looking for the tag.
(C-Murder whips Axel Mate into the turnbuckle.
C-Murder runs shoulder-first into the corner.
C-Murder goes for a fisherman suplex, but Axel Mate counters it with
a small package.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.
Axel Mate goes for a clothesline, but C-Murder counters it with a duck-down move.
C-Murder runs into the ropes.
Axel Mate executes flying headscissors.
C-Murder catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Big belly-to-belly. You can see C-Murder and Shocker in tag team action on
SWF Around the World, coming up this Thursday night.
Fool: The Thugz are bad news. They're definitely coming after the Living Dead to
get the belts back.
(C-Murder whips Axel Mate into the ropes.
C-Murder takes him down with a Russian legsweep.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: The Thugz have had some great matches with the Living Dead, that's for sure.
And if you want to see great SWF action...
Fool: ...order the damn encore presentation already. See, I know you people. You
don't order the pay-per-view live, you go online, you wait to hear how good it was,
and THEN you decide to order! It was a hell of a show. So order it.
(C-Murder goes for a fisherman suplex, but Axel Mate counters it with
a small package.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.
C-Murder begs off.
C-Murder goes for a sleeperhold, but Axel Mate blocks it.
C-Murder begs off.
Axel Mate nails him with flying headscissors.
Axel Mate nails him with a back suplex.
Axel Mate executes a German suplex.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Tremendous German suplex by Axel.
Fool: I didn't know he was German.
(C-Murder begs off.
Axel Mate throws C-Murder out of the ring.
Axel Mate jumps onto him with a Hammer Dive, but C-Murder moves out of the way.
Axel Mate is out cold.
They're brawling on the floor.
Axel Mate reenters the ring.
C-Murder follows him back in.
Axel Mate goes for a Frankensteiner, but C-Murder counters it with a power bomb.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, thr... kickout.)
Chip: Mate kicks out! I can't believe it!
Fool: That power bomb and the missed dive on the concrete took a lot out of him.
(Axel Mate whips C-Murder into the turnbuckle, but C-Murder reverses it.
C-Murder charges in with a handspring elbow.
C-Murder executes a choke slam.
C-Murder takes him down with a front-layout superplex.
C-Murder executes a double-axhandle chop.
C-Murder is going for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, three.)
Chip: C-Murder got him! Let's go up to Jeff Ayres for the official word.
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 8:43, C-Murder!
(Tyra enters the ring and raises C-Murder arm in victory as "Bow Down" plays.)
Chip: Let's go to the replay.
(Highlights of the match begin to play.)
Fool: C-Murder with a choke slam, then he follows it up with a beautiful back
handspring elbow.
(The music stops playing. The shot cuts back to the announcer's table.)
Fool: What the...?
(The arena lights flicker for a few seconds, then go out. "The Memory Remains" by Metallica
begins to play.)
Chip: Folks, there's something going on that we don't know about...
(The lights come back on. The music stops. Even C-Murder and Tyra are looking around,
wondering what has happened. The camera pans around to show the crowd.)
Chip: Well, that was unusual. C-Murder is your winner. When we...
Fool: Hold it. Chip, look at the monitor.
(There is a camera shot of the crowd near the rampway. A lovely blond, wearing an SWF T-shirt,
is waving at the camera.)
Chip: She's very nice.
Fool: Behind her, dateless wonder.
(Behind the beautiful woman, we see a large, muscular man in a leather jacket and jeans holding
up a sign that says "Bring Back David Storm". The guy almost looks like...
Chip: It's David Storm! How did I miss seeing him earlier?
Fool: I have no idea. I'd swear he wasn't there a few minutes ago.
Chip: Well, he's no longer an SWF wrestler, and he's welcome to watch the show like anyone else.
Fans, when we come back, you'll see HardRock and Moon Dog Gator! Don't go away. Triumphant
Tuesday will be right back!
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(Commercial for encore presentation of Ides of March.)
(SWF logo and ordering information appears on the screen.)
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Chip: We're back with more of SWF Triumphant Tuesday.
Fool: Pro wrestling's #1 rated show, each and every Tuesday night.
Chip: This should be an interesting match next. Let's go up to Jeff Ayres.
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is set for one fall with a 30 minute time limit.
["Rebel without a Pause" by Public Enemy starts to play.]
Jeff: Introducing first, accompanied by Dewy Hicks, from Jackson, Mississippi, weighing in
at 370 pounds, here is Moon Dog Gator!!
[Moon Dog and Dewy Hicks emerge from the curtain and start making their way to the ring. The
crowd boos loudly, though several die hard fans bark. Suddenly Rotweiler bursts from the
curtain, and grabs Dewy Hicks from behind.]
Chip: It's Rotweiler! He's after Moon Dog!
(Rotweiler punches Dewy. Moon Dog nails Rotweiler from behind with a double-axhandle chop. He
picks up Dewy and checks on him. Then he howls, and begins to kick Rotweiler, who is down in
the rampway.)
Fool: That'll teach that guy to put his hands on a manager.
Jeff: And his opponent, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, weighing in at 333 pounds, here is
HardRock!!
("Voodoo Child" by Jimi Hendrix starts to play. The crowd goes wild. HardRock bursts from the
back, just before two green fireworks shoot out from both sides of the entrance.)
Chip: They're gonna go at it on the rampway!
Fool: I love this game.
(The crowd is on their feet as HardRock whips Dewy into the security railing, then hits Moon
Dog from behind. The two wrestlers begin brawling toward the ring. Rotweiler gets to his feet,
unsteadily, and chases Dewy to the back. Green fireworks shoot from the top of the arena
down to the ring. As the two men reach the ring green fire blares out from the ring posts.
A mixture of fireworks come from behind the two men as they roll on the mat, trading punches.)
Fool: Sports entertainment, my ass! This is the SWF, and you love it.
(The bell rings as both men reach their feet.
HardRock nails him with a jack-knife power bomb.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Moon Dog Gator goes for a facebite, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock catches him in a dragon suplex.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.
HardRock whips Moon Dog Gator into the ropes, but Moon Dog Gator reverses it.
HardRock executes an enzuigiri.
HardRock nails him with a figure-four leglock.
Moon Dog Gator breaks the hold after 8 seconds.)
Chip: HardRock is in control here! He is all over the former SWF Champion!
Fool: Come on, Moon Dog! You're killin' me!
(Moon Dog Gator scratches his head furiously as he barks.
Moon Dog Gator nails him with a swinging punch.
Moon Dog Gator goes for a facebite, but HardRock counters it with a kneelift.
HardRock takes him down with a choke slam.
HardRock executes the Zack Attack and goes for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
HardRock catches him in a power bomb.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Moon Dog Gator kicks out of the Zack Attack!
Fool: Well, he is a former World champ. And he's a Pornsta.
(Moon Dog Gator goes for a punch, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock whips Moon Dog Gator into the ropes.
Moon Dog Gator executes a powerslam.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.
Moon Dog Gator goes for a headbutt, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock goes for a dragon suplex, but Moon Dog Gator blocks it.
Moon Dog Gator nails him with a punch.
Moon Dog Gator executes a facebite.
Moon Dog Gator goes for a powerslam, but HardRock counters it with a lariat.)
Chip: HardRock cuts off the Moon Dog's rally.
Fool: No. He ducked under!
(In turn, Moon Dog Gator counters it with a duck-down move.
Moon Dog Gator takes him down with a cobra clutch.
HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Moon Dog Gator runs into the ropes.
HardRock hits Moon Dog Gator with a kick.
HardRock executes a flying bulldog.
HardRock whips Moon Dog Gator into the ropes.
Moon Dog Gator bumps into Chad Bray.)
Chip: Chad Bray is down!
Fool: I'm amazed he lasted this long without screwing up. The match has gone, what, maybe 3
minutes?
(Moon Dog Gator goes for a thrust kick to the head, but HardRock
counters it with a duck-down move.
HardRock throws Moon Dog Gator out of the ring.
HardRock goes through the ropes.
HardRock knocks Moon Dog Gator into the ringsteps.
They're brawling on the floor.
Moon Dog Gator takes him down with a piledriver.
Moon Dog Gator goes for a cobra clutch, but HardRock counters it with
an armdrag takedown.
Moon Dog Gator knocks HardRock into the ringsteps.)
Chip: Oh! What a shot by Moon Dog into the steps!
Fool: Bray is still out! There's no one to make a count.
(Moon Dog Gator takes him down with a punch.
They're brawling on the floor.
HardRock takes him down with a rolling kick.
HardRock goes for a DDT, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with a backdrop.
HardRock knocks Moon Dog Gator into the ringsteps.
Moon Dog Gator knocks HardRock into the ringsteps.
HardRock goes for the Zack Attack, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with
a headscissors submission.
HardRock reenters the ring.
Moon Dog Gator follows him back in.)
Chip: Both wrestlers back in the ring. Moon Dog goes for a fireman's carry, and...NO!
(HardRock takes him down with a crucifix.)
Fool: Uh-oh! Zack with the cover! Too bad there's...NO REFEREE!
(There is no referee to count.
HardRock nails him with a jack-knife power bomb.
There is no referee to count.
HardRock gets back up.
HardRock executes a DDT.
HardRock is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.)
Fool: He's a quick study, ain't he?
Chip: HardRock is frustrated now as Chad Bray starts to come to.
Fool: Moron.
(Moon Dog Gator nails him with a bearhug.
There is no referee there to ask HardRock.
Chad Bray is back on the job.
HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Moon Dog Gator runs into the ropes.
Moon Dog Gator misses with a kick.
Moon Dog Gator nails him with a roundhouse right.
Moon Dog Gator whips HardRock into the ropes.
Moon Dog Gator takes him down with a punch.
Moon Dog Gator takes him down with a thrust kick to the head.)
Chip: Big boot to the head levels HardRock.
Fool: HardRock's been lobbying for a rematch with McKenzie, or maybe a World Title shot against
Mr. Shhh. Either way, he has to win here tonight.
(Moon Dog Gator whips HardRock into the ropes.
HardRock hits Moon Dog Gator with a clothesline.
HardRock runs into the ropes.
HardRock nails him with a dropkick.
HardRock goes for a DDT, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with a backdrop.
Moon Dog Gator takes him down with a chokehold.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, three, four.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, three, four.
Moon Dog Gator is going for the pin.)
Chip: Moon Dog has been choking the breath out of HardRock!
Fool: Cover him!
(Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Moon Dog Gator throws HardRock out of the ring.
Moon Dog Gator goes through the ropes.
Moon Dog Gator nails him with a facebite.
Moon Dog Gator reenters the ring.
HardRock follows him back in.
Moon Dog Gator whips HardRock into the ropes.
Moon Dog Gator misses with an elbow.
HardRock hits Moon Dog Gator with an elbow.
HardRock goes for a double reverse chinlock, but Moon Dog Gator
counters it with a facerake.)
Jeff: 5 Minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: I wonder where Rotweiler and Dewy are.
Fool: I don't care where they are. That's the difference between us, Chip.
(Moon Dog Gator executes a snap mare.
Moon Dog Gator executes a Big Leg Drop.
Moon Dog Gator takes him down with a kneeling headbutt.
Moon Dog Gator goes for an inside cradle, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock attempts to place Moon Dog Gator on the turnbuckle, but Moon Dog Gator
blocks it.
HardRock takes him down with a rolling kick.
HardRock goes for a piledriver, but Moon Dog Gator blocks it.
Moon Dog Gator whips HardRock into the ropes.)
Chip: Tremendous effort by both these great SWF superstars.
Fool: Got a question for you, Chip.
(HardRock goes for a flying forearm, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with
a duck-down move.
Moon Dog Gator takes him down with a double chickenwing submission.
HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Moon Dog Gator executes a clawhold.)
Chip: Moon Dog executes the claw! What's your question, Tim?
Fool: How come every other self-respecting wrestling federation is doing Spring
Break shows from a warm climate, while we're stuck out here in BFE, Canada this
week?
(Moon Dog Gator lets go after 17 seconds.
HardRock catches him in a power bomb.
Chad Bray counts: One, kickout.
HardRock takes him down with a choke slam.
HardRock goes for the Zack Attack, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with a hiptoss.
HardRock catches him in a power bomb.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.
HardRock takes him down with a DDT.
HardRock is going for the pin.)
Chip: DDT by HardRock!
Fool: Quit changing the subject.
Chip: The cover!
(Chad Bray counts: One, two, thr... kickout.)
Fool: Way to go, Moonie!
(HardRock nails him with a crucifix.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HardRock goes for a diving elbow smash, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with
a duck-down move.
Moon Dog Gator takes him down with a facebite.
Moon Dog Gator goes for a punch, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock executes a punch.
HardRock takes him down with a dropkick.
HardRock places Moon Dog Gator on the turnbuckle.
HardRock executes a superplex.)
Chip: 370 pounds of Moon Dog Gator suplexed off the top rope!
Fool: Damn.
(HardRock takes him down with a jumping DDT.
HardRock nails him with a figure-four leglock.
Moon Dog Gator reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
HardRock goes for an inside cradle, but Moon Dog Gator blocks it.
Moon Dog Gator whips HardRock into the ropes.
HardRock misses with a clothesline.
Moon Dog Gator hits HardRock with a shoulderblock.
Moon Dog Gator runs into the ropes.)
(The camera shows a shot of SWF President Brian Frenck, watching the action intently.)
Fool (imitating Frenck's voice): Hi. My name is Brian, and I'm a Jericholic.
Chip: Would you stop?
(HardRock nails him with a dropkick.
Moon Dog Gator goes for a vertical suplex, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock goes for a clothesline, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with
a duck-down move.
HardRock executes a knee to the back.
HardRock throws Moon Dog Gator out of the ring.
HardRock goes through the ropes.
They're brawling on the floor.
HardRock reenters the ring.
Moon Dog Gator follows him back in.)
Jeff: 10 minutes gone by. There are 20 minutes remaining.
Chip: This is just the beginning. We still have the Gangstas, S.O.B.'s and Trinity yet
to come!
Fool: Mostly Trinity.
(HardRock goes for a diving elbow smash, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with
a duck-down move.
Moon Dog Gator takes him down with a snap mare.
Moon Dog Gator nails him with a bearhug.
HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Moon Dog Gator takes him down with a chokehold.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, three.
Moon Dog Gator throws HardRock out of the ring.
Moon Dog Gator goes through the ropes.)
Chip: Moon Dog takes the fight back to the outside.
Fool: Well, that's where he has the advantage.
(HardRock goes for a powerslam, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with a lariat.
Moon Dog Gator takes him down with a cobra clutch.
Moon Dog Gator throws HardRock back into the ring.
Moon Dog Gator nails him with a roundhouse right.
HardRock nails him with a dropkick.
HardRock executes a flying forearm.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Flying forearm by the former International Champion!
Fool: I don't know how anyone's gonna win this one.
(HardRock executes a punch.
HardRock whips Moon Dog Gator into the turnbuckle.
HardRock runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Moon Dog Gator lifts his knee.
Moon Dog Gator goes for a bodyslam, but HardRock counters it with
a small package.)
Chip: Small package!
(Chad Bray counts: One, two, three.)
Fool: Aaaaauuuuuuggggghhhhh!
Chip: He got him!
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 14:03, HardRock!
("Voodoo Child" plays as HardRock and Stefania celebrate. Moon Dog returns to the back, yelling
"Dewy? Dewy?")
Chip: A tremendous win for HardRock. When we return on Triumphant Tuesday, we'll see the
Gangstas meet the S.O.B.'s.
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(Commercial for encore presentation.)
(SWF logo and ordering information appears on the screen.)
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Chip: Back with more of SWF Triumphant Tuesday.
Fool: This place just keeps getting weirder.
Chip: We've had a great time here in Edmonton, and we look forward to next week at the Winnipeg
Convention Center.
Fool: I can't really agree with either of those statements. But I'm ready for the next match.
Chip: Well, let's take it up to Jeff for the introductions.
Jeff: The following tag team contest is set for one fall. ["Tryin' to Stay Alive" by Wyclef
Jean starts to play.)
Chip: It's Gangsta time!
Introducing first, weighing in at a total combined weight of 495 pounds, accompanied by Mr. Bone
Breaker, here is the team of Headhunter and The Original Gangsta!
[The three men make their way down to the ring as laser lights flash behind them. They get a mixed
reaction from the fans.)
Chip: Headhunter with a big win on Sunday night. O.G. came very close to capturing the American
Title from Hot Shot Donovan, and there WILL be a rematch.
Fool: Hot Shot will be ready for him
Jeff: And their opponents...
("Hands Of Death" by Alice Cooper and White Zombie starts to play.]
Jeff: From Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 571 pounds, accompanied by Higgins.
here are God's Tears and Flash, the S.O.B.'s!
[Tears & Flash emerge from the entrance and make their way to the ring.
The crowd boos them although many of the college kids cheer.]
Chip: Chris Carroll is your referee. This is definitely what you'd call
a grudge match.
Fool: You don't say.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
The Original Gangsta goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Gods Tears
counters it with a side suplex.
Gods Tears goes for a neck snap, but The Original Gangsta blocks it.
The Original Gangsta whips Gods Tears into the ropes.
Gods Tears hits The Original Gangsta with a kick.
Gods Tears nails him with a kick to the midsection.
Gods Tears nails him with a jawbreaker.
Gods Tears nails him with a punch.)
Chip: These two aren't wasting any time!
Fool: God's Tears and Original Gangsta. Ahhhh...Memories.
(Gods Tears goes for a European uppercut, but The Original Gangsta
counters it with a backslide.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Original Gangsta tags out to The Headhunter.
Flash enters the ring and throws The Original Gangsta out of the ring.
Gods Tears and Flash whip The Headhunter into the ropes.
Gods Tears and Flash hit The Headhunter with a double punch.
Flash leaves the ring.
Gods Tears runs into the ropes.)
Chip: The SOB's have made tremendous strides on the tag team scene as of late.
Fool: And this is the first time we've ever seen the Gangsta and Headhunter tag together.
(The Headhunter nails him with a faceslam.
The Headhunter throws Gods Tears out of the ring.
The Headhunter goes through the ropes.
Gods Tears executes a Japanese armdrag takedown.
Gods Tears whips The Headhunter into the guardrail.
Gods Tears executes the Hurt on the concrete floor.)
Chip: Chris Carroll forces God's Tears to break the hold.
Fool: Carroll's just too strict for this one. This kind of match needs to be on Slaughterhouse.
(Gods Tears goes for a German suplex, but The Headhunter counters it with
an elbowsmash.
The Headhunter reenters the ring.)
Chip: Headhunter looks a little groggy.
Fool: If you leave that hold on long enough, I understand there's some brian damage involved.
(Gods Tears follows him back in.
Gods Tears goes for a German suplex, but The Headhunter counters it with
an elbowsmash.
The Headhunter goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Gods Tears counters it with
a side suplex.
Flash enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Flash nails The Headhunter with a reverse neckbreaker.
Gods Tears climbs to the top turnbuckle, but The Headhunter
nails him in the stomach.)
Chip: Headhunter's trying to fight off both these men by himself.
Fool: He's climbing up! I think he's trying for the superplex.
(Gods Tears falls onto the top turnbuckle.
Flash leaves the ring.
The Headhunter nails him with a top-rope DDT.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Two count only!
Fool: That would have been huge.
(The Headhunter tags out to The Original Gangsta.
The Original Gangsta executes a double underhook suplex.
The Original Gangsta whips Gods Tears into the ropes.
Gods Tears executes a kick to the head.
Gods Tears tags out to Flash.
Flash and Gods Tears whip The Original Gangsta into the ropes.
Flash and Gods Tears hit The Original Gangsta with a double dropkick to the knee.)
Chip: Devastating double dropkcik to the knee.
Fool: I'm really hoping that Carroll gets knocked out in this one.
(Gods Tears takes The Original Gangsta down with a kick to the head.
Flash nails The Original Gangsta with a crotch slam.
Flash and Gods Tears hit The Original Gangsta with a double dropkick to the knee.
Gods Tears takes The Original Gangsta down with a faceslam.
Flash takes The Original Gangsta down with a jumping elbow thrust.
Gods Tears nails The Original Gangsta with a football tackle.)
Chip: The momentum shifts again and the SOB's are dishing it out.
Fool: Yeah, but we've seen that O.G. can take a lot of punishment.
(Flash nails The Original Gangsta with a crotch slam.
Gods Tears leaves the ring.
Flash nails him with a choke against the ropes.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, three, four.
Flash takes him down with a backspin DDT.
Flash climbs onto the turnbuckle and gives the crowd a crotch chop.)
Chip: Flash came very close to getting his team disqualified. Carroll has a quick
trigger.
Fool: Flash is dying to prove that the loss on the pay-per-view was a fluke.
(Flash nails him with a punch.
Mr. Bone Breaker tries to interfere, but Higgins prevents him from doing so.
Flash runs into the ropes.
Mr. Bone Breaker trips Flash.
Chris Carroll warns Mr. Bone Breaker.
Chris Carroll is back on the job.)
Chip: This time, it's Bone Breaker with the outside interference.
Fool: I don't think Bone Breaker cares.
(Flash runs into the ropes.
Mr. Bone Breaker pulls down the top rope.
Chris Carroll disqualifies The Original Gangsta and The Headhunter.)
Chip: The SOB's are going to take this one by disqualifcation.
(The Original Gangsta goes through the ropes. The four men, and their managers, are fighting
on the floor.)
Jeff: Here are your winners by disqualification, in 3:38, the S.O.B.'s!
Chip: They're still fighting! This hasn't settled anything!
Fool: Hoo-wah!
(Flash gouges Headhunter in the eyes. He walks over a few steps, looking for the sign he
spotted earlier. The sign reads: "Flash: Use my sign!" He grabs the sign, raises it above his
head, and crashes it down atop Headhunter's skull. It hits with the authentic SMACK of...
Posterboard. And ONLY posterboard.
Flash looks at the sign, stunned, while Headhunter hits him in the jaw.)
Chip: What will it take to settle things between the Gangstas and SOB's?
Fool: You think too much.
(Flash is on his feet, screaming "You stupid moth[bleep]er! What kind of sign is that to give to
the Savior of the [Bleep]in' Universe?" at the fan. He climbs over the railing
and takes a swing at the guy. At this point, SWF security jumps in to try and drag the wrestlers
out. We cut from the melee back to the announcer's table.
Chip: Fans, Texas Pete is standing by in the Gangstas locker room with the SWF World Champion!
(Cut to the Gangsta locker room, where Mr. Shhh is waiting with the Men in Black.)
Texas: Hi, folks, Texas Pete here. Mr. Shushy, the World Champ-yun, has something he'd lahk
t'say.
(Mr. Shhh gives Texas Pete a disgusted look as he takes the microphone.)
Mr. Shhh: Equal...Equal....Equal...are you still whining about me leaving Trinity? You want a
PIECE of ME? I'm right here, come and get some. You are pissed because no one prepared you for
the fight...Fine! It's an open Federation. Let's set it up. Here's a contract for you.
Triumphant Tuesday, next week. You and Me. There, is that simple enough for your dinosaur size
brain? Also, may I suggest that if you agree to this match that you get that "You'll be Equalized"
thing down pat this time. It didn't seem to work at Ides of March. Here I am. Just sign on
the dotted line!
Texas: We'll be raht back after these here messages!
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(commercial for encore presentation.)
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Chip: We're back with more of SWF Triumphant Tuesday from Edmonton. Fans, tonight's main event
was originally billed as Trinity vs. Trinity. But now Mr. Shhh has joined the Gangstas and
taken the SWF World Title with him.
Fool: Don't remind me.
Chip: The Gangstas and the SOB's are still in the building. Anything can happen. Let's go to
Jeff Ayres in the ring.
Jeff: It's time for our main event! This contest is a six-man tag, scheduled for one fall!
(The enthusiastic SWF crowd erupts.)
["Dam That River" blares through the speakers of the arena. The crowd boos.]
Jeff: Being led to the ring by his manager, Trisha Deneke, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in
at 789 pounds, here are Rigor, Equalizer and the SWF American champion, Hot Shot Donovan!!
[The crowd begins to boo as Hot Shot pushes his way out from behind the
curtain. He is wearing a black leather jacket saying HSD on the back with a
big red Trinity stamp over it and his wrestling gear. He is followed by Equalizer and Rigor.
Donovan makes his way down the aisle, and stops halfway, giving a young lady his sunglasses
before proceeding to the ring. Sliding into the ring, he runs to a turnbuckle and
climbs to the second turnbuckle, flexing for the crowd. He then hops down
as his music starts to fade out.]
Chip: Here we go! All of Trinity's internal issues will be setlled, once and for all!
Fool: The Gangstas and TTK have wrestled each other, and they survived. So will Trinity.
Jeff: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 816 pounds, from Somewhere in America,
the SANDMAN! From parts unknown, Mortis, and from New York City, the SWF
World Champion, Mr. Shhh!
["Stayin' Alive" by Siobhan Lynch booms throughout the arena. The lights
turn blue as a glittery substance falls from the ceiling as Sandman, Mr. Shhh and Mortis
make their way down to the ring. The crowd boos loudly.]
Chip: Well, they all appear to be walking down the aisle. Mr. Shhh's partners aren't
exactly speaking to him, but...uh, oh!
(Equalizer has the microphone.)
Equalizer: "Hold it, hold it, hold it. The Traitor has returned to
finish the business with me. And you cant deny that, punk. Your beef was
not with Trinity, it was WITH ME! And you put the man before the
institution, which is a no no with Trinity."
(Mr. Shhh glares at Equalizer. He takes off his belt and hands it to Mr. Jones.)
Equalizer: "And since I know your beef is with me, and I know that you
have your Gangsta buddies back stage watching you in case Trinity
decides to exact our code upon you, I have a better idea. I refuse to
wrestle this match, as I feel it is self defeating to Trinity, and makes
a blasphemer out of me if I do."
(The crowd boos.)
Fool: Testify, brother Equal!
Equal: The rest of Trinity, since you think I order them what to do and whatnot, is
free to make their own decision about if they want to wrestle in this match or not.
I won't care if they do. But if they believe in Trinity's principles, they will
realize that this match is putting the man over the group, and they too will walk
away. And even if they don't, then I still got this match for you. I want
your ass to myself, so I can tear it apart. And since neither of us
trusts the other, we'll make it a cage match, with a cage around the
ring, a roof on the cage, and a floor on the cage, so no one can crawl
up through the mat.
(Equalizer drops the microphone, and walks to the back.)
Chip: He's walking out on the match!
Fool: What are they going to do?
(Brian Frenck and Pat McNeill are conferring. But, meanwhile, Mr. Shhh is talking to Sandman.
Finally, he heads for the back also, taking the Men in Black with him.)
Fool: They're changing this to a straight tag match!
Chip: It'll be Rigor & Donovan vs. Mortis & Sandman. Chad Bray is your referee.
Fool: Boy, he sucks.
Chip: Here we go! Mortis will start off with Donovan!
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Mortis executes a superkick.
Mortis goes for a superkick, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a duck-down move.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Mortis blocks it.
Mortis nails him with a DDT.
Mortis goes for a superkick, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a duck-down move.
Hot Shot Donovan throws Mortis out of the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan goes through the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Mortis into the guardrail.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a backbreaker, but Mortis blocks it.)
Chip: Already Donovan and Mortis are taking this to the floor!
Fool: I think a lot of tension within Trinity is gone now that Mr. Shhh has left.
(They're brawling on the floor.
Mortis goes for a rana, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with a power bomb.
Mortis is busted wide open.
Trisha Deneke comes from behind and distracts Mortis.
Trisha Deneke comes from behind, but Mortis nails Trisha Deneke.
Hot Shot Donovan nails him with a gutwrench suplex.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Mortis into the guardrail.
Mortis nails him with a Russian legsweep.
They're brawling on the floor.)
Fool: Then again, I could be wrong! Mortis just knocked down Trisha.
Chip: This is the first time we've ever had SWF Tag Team champions opposing each
other in a tag match.
(Hot Shot Donovan nails him with a knee to the back.
They're brawling on the floor.
Hot Shot Donovan is busted wide open.
They're brawling on the floor.
Mortis goes for a choke slam, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan reenters the ring.
Mortis follows him back in.
Hot Shot Donovan tags out to Rigor.
Sandman enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Hot Shot Donovan takes Mortis down with a dropkick.)
Chip: This may not be everything we hoped for, but we still have four of the most
decorated SWF superstars ever in the ring right now.
Fool: Well, it looks like we will see Mr. Shhh and Equalizer in a rematch. All
they have to do now is work out the stipulations.
(Rigor nails Mortis with a double chickenwing submission.
Mortis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Rigor and Hot Shot Donovan whip Mortis into the ropes.
They hit Mortis with a double backdrop.
Hot Shot Donovan leaves the ring.
Rigor takes him down with a kick to the midsection.
Hot Shot Donovan is bleeding profusely.
Mortis is bleeding like a faucet.
Rigor executes the Rigor Vigor.)
Fool: Rigor Vigor! On his own partner!
Chip: But Mortis was ready for it. He's almost to the ropes.
(Mortis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Mortis runs into the ropes.
Mortis nails him with a fist to the midsection.
Mortis goes for a power bomb, but Rigor blocks it.
Rigor nails him with a piledriver.
Rigor poses for the crowd.
Rigor tags out to Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan and Rigor whip Mortis into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan and Rigor hit Mortis with a double dropkick.
Rigor leaves the ring.)
Chip: This team of Donovan and Rigor has been in charge so far.
Fool: Trinity vs. Trinity. We've seen great wrestling so far.
(Hot Shot Donovan whips Mortis into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan takes him down with an Asai moonsault.
Chad Bray counts: One, shoulder up.
Hot Shot Donovan complains about a slow count.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a back suplex.
Hot Shot Donovan tags out to Rigor.
Rigor whips Mortis into the ropes, but Mortis reverses it.
Mortis takes him down with spinning headscissors.
Mortis executes a springboard rana.
Rigor executes a low blow.
Mortis executes a chokehold.)
Chip: And Mortis retaliates by choking his own partner.
Fool: This is nothing special for these two. They even beat each other up on weekends.
(Chad Bray counts: One, two, three, four.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, three, four.
Mortis goes for a small package, but Rigor reverses it.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Rigor tags out to Hot Shot Donovan.
Rigor goes for a dropkick, but Mortis counters it with a side step.
Rigor leaves the ring.
Mortis whips Hot Shot Donovan into the turnbuckle.
Hot Shot Donovan comes back and rocks Mortis with an elbow.
Hot Shot Donovan takes him down with an inverted atomic drop.)
Chip: Inverted atomic drop by Hot Shot.
Fool: Mortis needs to look for my boy Sandman and make the tag.
(Rigor enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Rigor goes for a dropkick, but Mortis counters it with a side step.
Rigor leaves the ring.
Mortis nails him with a Russian legsweep.
Mortis tags out to Sandman.
Rigor enters the ring and throws Mortis out of the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan and Rigor whip Sandman into the ropes.
They hit Sandman with a double fist to the midsection.
Rigor leaves the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a Russian legsweep.)
Chip: Big Russian legsweep!
Fool: Sandman and Donovan. This is what a TV main event is supposed to look like. This is why
the SWF just kicks ass.
(Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd.
Hot Shot Donovan takes him down with a jawbreaker.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a headscissors submission, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman goes for a powerslam, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with a lariat.
In turn, Sandman counters it with a duck-down move.
Sandman executes a double underhook backbreaker.
Sandman throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring.
Sandman goes through the ropes.
Trisha Deneke comes from behind, but Sandman nails Trisha Deneke.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Sandman into the guardrail.)
Chip: Oh, no! I think Donovan has had enough of people putting their hands on Trisha.
Fool: Well, Trisha really shouldn't be attacking members of her own stable.
(Hot Shot Donovan whips Sandman into the guardrail.
Hot Shot Donovan throws Sandman back into the ring.
Mortis is bleeding like hell.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a kneelift, but Sandman counters it with a side step.
Sandman runs into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Sandman with an elbow.
Hot Shot Donovan tags out to Rigor.
Rigor and Hot Shot Donovan hit Sandman with a double Russian legsweep.
Hot Shot Donovan leaves the ring.
Rigor goes for an armbar submission, but Sandman blocks it.)
Chip: For a zombie, Mortis still bleeds a lot.
Fool: Just enjoy the match.
(Sandman executes a facerake.
Sandman takes him down with a powerslam.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sandman tags out to Mortis.
Hot Shot Donovan enters the ring and throws Sandman out of the ring.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: Things are getting even more intense now that the pay-per-view is over.
Between Mr. Shhh and Equalizer! Between the SOB's and the Gangstas! We have a lot
of intense situations!
Fool: It's only getting better. Now if we can just get Frenck a new motherboard.
(Rigor and Hot Shot Donovan hit Mortis with a double dropkick.
Hot Shot Donovan leaves the ring.
Mortis goes for a flying clothesline, but Rigor counters it with
a duck-down move.
Hot Shot Donovan is bleeding profusely.
Rigor nails him with a dropkick to the knee.
Rigor nails him with a powerslam.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.
Rigor takes him down with a Victory Roll.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, thr... kickout.)
Chip: He kicked out! Rigor almost had Mortis beat!
Fool: These two are putting on a great show.
(Mortis takes him down with a Russian legsweep.
Mortis tags out to Sandman.
Sandman places Rigor on the turnbuckle.
Sandman catches him in a belly-to-belly superplex.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sandman takes him down with a bearhug.
Hot Shot Donovan makes the save.)
Chip: Sandman had Rigor locked in that bearhug. It would have been over.
Fool: I don't know. I've never seen the dead guys submit before.
(Rigor goes for a full nelson, but Sandman counters it with a backward kick.)
Fool: Oooooohhhhhh!
Chip: Apparently, even the Dead can feel kicks there.
(Sandman nails him with a facerake.
Sandman throws Rigor out of the ring.
Sandman goes through the ropes.
Rigor reenters the ring.
Sandman follows him back in.
Rigor goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Sandman counters it with a side step.
Sandman runs into the ropes.
Rigor hits Sandman with a kick.
Rigor poses for the crowd.
Rigor takes him down with a backbreaker.)
Chip: Backbreaker by Rigor! These two big men are fighting tooth and nail.
Fool: I'm stunned. This is like watching your parents fight. Except your parents
are fat and old, Chip.
(Mortis is bleeding like a faucet.
Rigor nails him with a full nelson.
Sandman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Rigor takes him down with a fist to the midsection.
Rigor whips Sandman into the ropes, but Sandman reverses it.
Rigor takes him down with a kick to the midsection.
Rigor goes for the Rigor Vigor, but Sandman counters it with an earringer.
Rigor takes him down with a spinebuster slam.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Spinebuster! I can't believe these four are still going, just 48 hours after
the pay-per-view.
Fool: That's what Trinity is all about.
(Rigor tags out to Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a swinging neckbreaker.
Hot Shot Donovan takes him down with a jawbreaker.
Hot Shot Donovan nails him with a forearm to the back.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes, but Hot Shot Donovan reverses it.
Sandman misses with an elbow.
Sandman hits Hot Shot Donovan with a backdrop.
Hot Shot Donovan falls out of the ring.)
Chip: That's also what the SWF is all about, as this fight goes back to the outside!
Fool: Uh, oh! Here they come!
(Sandman goes through the ropes.
Sandman knocks Hot Shot Donovan into the ringpost.
Sandman knocks Hot Shot Donovan into the ringsteps.
Trisha Deneke comes from behind and distracts Sandman.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for the Hot Kick, but Sandman counters it with
a duck-down move.)
Chip: Great move by Sandman! He avoided the Hot Kick!
Fool: These guys train together so much that they know everything about each other.
(Sandman reenters the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan follows him back in.
Sandman nails him with a thrust kick to the head.
Sandman takes him down with a bearhug.
Hot Shot Donovan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Sandman goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a side step.
Sandman goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes.
Sandman hits Hot Shot Donovan with an elbow.
Sandman takes him down with a jumping DDT.)
Chip: Jumping DDT!
Fool: Again, what's it gonna take? Sandman has to make the cover.
(Sandman goes for an inside cradle, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Rigor enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Mortis enters the ring and throws Rigor out of the ring.
Sandman and Mortis whip Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes.
They hit Hot Shot Donovan with a double kick to the midsection.
Mortis leaves the ring.
Sandman executes a thrust kick to the head.
Sandman goes for an inside cradle, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.)
Fool: Donovan is fighting out of every pinning predicament.
Chip: This match may not count in any standing, but these men are fighting for pride.
(Hot Shot Donovan goes for a kick to the midsection, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes.
Sandman hits Hot Shot Donovan with a clothesline.
Hot Shot Donovan falls out of the ring.
Chad Bray counts: one, two, three, four, Hot Shot Donovan reenters the ring.
Sandman whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes.)
Jeff: 10 minutes gone by. There are 20 minutes remaining.
Chip: Doesn't this beat watching two women catfight in a main event?
Fool: Depends on the women.
(Hot Shot Donovan hits Sandman with a kick.
Hot Shot Donovan nails him with a jawbreaker.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Sandman blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a tiger suplex.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Hot Shot Donovan throws Sandman out of the ring.
Chad Bray counts: one, two, Sandman reenters the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a forearm to the back.)
Chip: Now it's Donovan, the American Champ, taking over on Sandman, the former
Tough Man champ.
Fool: I think these guys respect each other more than they did at the start of
the match.
(Rigor enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Hot Shot Donovan and Rigor hit Sandman with a double bodyslam.
Rigor leaves the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan nails him with a headscissors submission.
Sandman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Sandman into the ropes, but Sandman reverses it.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Sandman with a kick.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a jawbreaker.
Sandman goes for a sleeperhold, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.)
Chip: Donovan blocks the Sleeper! Donovan blocks the Sandman sleeper!
Fool: The Gangstas said that stealing Mr. Shhh would split Trinity apart. They've
been fighting for ten minutes now, but I think this might actually help bring them closer
together!
(Hot Shot Donovan tags out to Rigor.
Rigor and Hot Shot Donovan whip Sandman into the ropes.
They hit Sandman with a double backdrop.
Rigor and Hot Shot Donovan whip Sandman into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Sandman with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a
duck-down move.
Sandman hits them with a double clothesline.
Hot Shot Donovan leaves the ring.
Sandman nails him with a football tackle.)
Chip: Big takedown by Sandman, and he's looking to end this.
Fool: Rigor is in some serious trouble now.
(Sandman executes a double underhook piledriver.
Mortis is bleeding like hell.
Sandman nails him with a jack-knife power bomb.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, Hot Shot Donovan makes the save.)
Fool: Big save by Hot Shot.
Chip: We've never seen these guys team together, but both teams have given their all!
(Sandman takes him down with a neck snap.
Sandman whips Rigor into the ropes.
Rigor goes for a bodyslam, but Sandman counters it with a small package.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sandman executes a Frankensteiner.)
Chip: FrankenSandman!
Fool: Give it up already.
(Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Still, Rigor kicks out!
Fool: Damn.
(Sandman takes him down with a kick to the midsection.
Sandman executes a short clothesline.
Hot Shot Donovan is bleeding like hell.
Rigor nails him with a double chickenwing submission.
Sandman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Rigor goes for a full nelson, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman takes him down with a backbreaker.
Sandman executes a flying clothesline.)
Jeff: 15 minutes have gone by, 15 minutes remain.
Chip: What a move by the 320 pound Sandman. He's going for the power bomb!
Fool: Att-i-ca! Att-i-ca!
(Sandman executes a jack-knife power bomb.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, thr... kickout.)
Fool: What the hell? Way to go, Rigor!
(Sandman executes a bearhug.)
Chip: Rigor's taken a beating. But I don't see him quitting.
(Rigor reaches the ropes after being trapped for 20 seconds.
Sandman nails him with a football tackle.)
Chip: Rigor's getting back to his feet! And he's laughing!
Fool: He's leaving! He's walking out and taking Mortis with him!
(Rigor and Mortis walk out.
Chad Bray counts to ten, then signals the timekeeper.)
Chip: It will end in a countout! Rigor was the legal man!
Jeff: Here are your winners by countout, in 15:59, the team of Sandman and Mortis!
("Enter Sandman" plays. Hot Shot walks across the ring to shake hands with Sandman.)
Chip: We are out of time! Next week, join us as Sound & Fury battles Endless Fury in tag team
action
Fool: Don't miss it!
Chip & Fool: BE THERE!
(Sandman and Hot Shot are standing together in the ring as the shot fades.)
c) 1998 SWF Triumphant Tuesday
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