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(The SWF logo apears on the screen)
Announcer: The Supreme Wrestling Federation.
The S-W-F.
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("Don't Fear the Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult is playing as we watch scenes from the main event
of Slaughterhouse.)
[Equalizer rakes Jagged Edge's face across the cage.
The crowd is giving Jagged Edge a standing ovation.
Jagged Edge executes the Shattered Dreams on Equalizer.]
VM: Equalizer momentarily turned his attention back to Sandman and that
gave Edge the opportunity to slap on his sleeperhold.
[Equalizer is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Equalizer tries to fight the pain.
Sandman exits the cage and heads back to the lockerrooms.]
VM: I can't believe it! Sandman just walked out on Equalizer!!
JV: I can! There are definite problems in the Trinity clan.
[Equalizer submits after 11 seconds.
The crowd is giving Jagged Edge a standing ovation.]
Chip: SWF Triumphant Tuesday is next!
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(An overhead shot of a wrestling ring in the middle of a vacant parking lot in a big city.
Night time. The opening bars of "The Extremist" by Joe Satriani play as we see shadowy figures
approach the ring from all sides. There is an explosion, near the ring, increasing the amount
of available light...
And we see the faces of the wrestlers. Jagged Edge and Shae Smith approach the ring as we
see an image of Edge executing the Shattered Dreams on Carey Stone projected on the building
behind him. Equalizer's black pickup backs up to the site, with Destiny at the wheel and
Equalizer standing in the truck bed. We see an image of Equal hitting the Face Plant on Reaper
projected on the building behind him.
Sandman walks in, waving his pitchfork and accompanied by Michelle. We see a shot of Sandman
knocking Lethal off the ladder projected on the building next to him. Moon Dog and Dewy Hicks
walk in from a nearby alley. We see an image of Moon Dog hitting the D-Dog-T on Billy Talent
projected on the wall above him.
A shot of the ground near the ring. The Living Dead emerge through the soil, as a shot of them
hitting the Autopsy on the Westside Ridas is projected on the ground next to them. We see Rock
'n Roll Animal and Original Gangsta standing atop a building, as an image of the Gangstas
hitting a double DDT on David Storm plays beneath them.
An ice cream truck pulls up and God's Tears emerges from the back, as a shot of GT applying
the Hurt on Death Angel is projected on the side of the truck. A stretch limo pulls right up
to ringside. We look in the back and see Mr. Shhh and the Men in Black watching a videotape of
Shhh applying the Peacemaker to Akira the Samurai.
Cut to an overhead shot of the ring, with the SWF wrestlers approaching from all sides. As
they are all about to enter, we see a burst of fireworks, then the Triumphant Tuesday logo,
followed by another burst of fireworks, which dissolves to...)
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(The inside of a packed arena. There are screaming fans and fireworks going off around the ring
and along the rampway. The graphic reads:
"LIVE! Winnipeg Arena
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada"
The camera pans the crowd, lingering on some of the unique signs there: "Wrestling Headlines is
Too Sweet!", "HardRock rules, eh?", "TTK has a broken Axel", "Tom Pho is the real SOB!",
"Destiny 4:69", "Bring Back John Smooth!", "Flash: Don't use my sign!" and two fans dressed in
Rigor & Mortis masks unveiling a banner that reads "The Living Dead will make you Scream!")
Chip: Welcome, everyone, to Winnipeg, Manitoba!
(Shots of a bouncy young woman wearing a Fatal Fury T-shirt.)
Chip: Welcome to The Northlands Coliseum!
(Shot of SWF suits Brian Frenck, Pat McNeill and Sean Clayton, who are sitting in the front row
in jeans and wearing matching black Blue Oyster Cult T-shirts. They each hold up a copy of the
new Blue Oyster Cult CD. Three SWF security guards are seated next to Frenck.)
Chip: Welcome to Triumphant Tuesday!
(The angle pans down to the announce desk, where we see Chip Collins, wearing an SWF blazer and
a red power tie, next to "The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen, wearing a...Blue Oyster Cult T-shirt
and a matching B.O.C. hat.)
Chip: I'm Chip Collins, along with the man wrestling fans love to love...
Fool: ..."The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen!
(Chip looks over The Fool's outfit.)
Chip: Uh...Tim?
Fool: Don't talk to me, man.
Chip: Fans, what a great program we have for you tonight, on the night that Blue Oyster Cult's
thrilling new album has debuted in music stores across North America...
Fool: Talk to the hand, sellout.
Chip: You will see the SWF World Title on the line as World Champion Mr. Shhh faces the former
champ, Equalizer.
Fool: Mr. Shhh screwed up, Chip. Now he doesn't have anyone to back him up. He walked out on
Trinity, then he walked out on the Gangstas.
Chip: Also on this special 90 minute broadcast, International champion Sean McKenzie faces the
former champ, HardRock. And you'll see Sound & Fury battle Endless Fury.
Fool: And we'll see Headhunter vs. Shocker, plus German sensation Panzer Sturm.
Chip: Let's get up to the ring...wait. I'm told Texas Pete is standing by in the back.
(Cut to a shot of the goofy-looking Texas Pete, in his cowboy outfit.
Texas: Howdy, folks. Chip, I'm being tawld that the Thugz are rahfusin' to wrassle another
singles match. Them boys are back here demanding that they wrassle a tag team match. So you
can cancel that Headhunter vs. Shocker match, and maybe we'll see somethin' else.
(Back to the announce desk. In the background, we see Vice President McNeill leaving his seat
and hustling down the aisle to the back.)
Chip: Thanks, Texas Pete. NOW, let's go up to the ring and join Jeff Ayres.
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. ["Loch
Lomond" starts to play.] Introducing first, weighing in at a combined
weight of 303 pounds, here is "Piper" Jones!
(Piper Jones makes his way down to the ring, playing his own set of bagpipes. The crowd
cheers him on. He enters the ring and quits playing.)
Fool: So that was Piper playing his entrance music?
Chip: Yes it was, Fool.
Fool: That's a relief. I thought someone was strangling a cat.
Jeff: And his opponent, hailing from the hills of Greenland, weighing 250 pounds, here is the
one and only...Giant Killer!
("For whom the bell tolls" by Metallica plays. The Giant Killer comes out from behind the
curtain, along with his two huge, cloaked "bodyguards". He raises his hands in the air as
fireworks go off. The crowd cheers.)
Chip: The diminutive Giant Killer has another chance to whip a bigger man as he faces the much
larger Highlander, Piper Jones!
Fool: The most boring man alive, Chris Carroll, is your referee.
Chip: Carroll has ordered Giant Killer's friends away from ringside. We're set to go with our
opening match!
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Piper Jones goes for a headbutt, but Giant Killer blocks it.
Giant Killer takes him down with a backbreaker.
Giant Killer nails him with a Frankensteiner.
Chris Carroll counts: One, kickout.
Giant Killer executes an armbar submission.
Piper Jones reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Giant Killer executes a jack-knife power bomb.)
Fool: What a move by Little Not-so-Sexy!
Chip: The cover!
(Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Kickout by Piper.
Fool: So how much are we fining Giant Killer for that move?
Chip: Not one penny.
Fool: Hoo-wah.
(Giant Killer whips Piper Jones into the ropes.
Giant Killer hits Piper Jones with a shoulderblock.
Giant Killer executes a splash.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
Giant Killer complains about a slow count.
Giant Killer goes for a backbreaker, but Piper Jones blocks it.
Piper Jones executes a double-axhandle chop.
Piper Jones takes him down with a low blow.
Piper Jones executes a headbutt.
Piper Jones executes the Highland Fling and goes for the pin.)
Chip: Big move by Piper! The cover...
(Chris Carroll counts: One, two, in the ropes...)
Chip: So close.
Fool: Piper's cinching in the bearhug.
(Piper Jones takes him down with a bearhug.
Giant Killer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds.
Piper Jones goes for a forearm smash, but Giant Killer blocks it.
Giant Killer whips Piper Jones into the turnbuckle, but Piper Jones reverses it.
Piper Jones charges into the corner.
Piper Jones nails him with a low blow.
Piper Jones takes him down with a spinebuster slam.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Giant Killer catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Two great near falls. Fans, as you may have already heard on the internet,
The Original Gangsta has left the SWF following a recent contract dispute.
Therefore, we will not see the promised tag team match between the Gangstas and the
Thugz.
Fool: I'm sorry to see O.G. leave. I liked him. And I'm even sorrier for Rock 'n
Roll Animal. His daddy's gone, and now he's home alone! Ha-hah!
(Giant Killer nails him with a kick to the head.
Giant Killer flexes his muscles.
Giant Killer places Piper Jones on the turnbuckle.
Giant Killer takes him down with a top-rope DDT.
Giant Killer places Piper Jones on the turnbuckle.
Giant Killer executes the Vengence and goes for the pin.)
Chip: Brain Buster from the top rope! The cover!
(Chris Carroll counts: One, two, in the ropes...)
Fool: Piper kicked out!
(Giant Killer catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Giant Killer executes a DDT.
Giant Killer executes a spinning power bomb.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
Giant Killer takes him down with a Gorilla Press.
Giant Killer takes him down with a fallaway slam.
Giant Killer nails him with a Frankensteiner.
Chris Carroll counts: One, kickout.)
Chip: Three near falls by the Giant Killer, and Piper Jones is showing a lot of determination.
Fool: He's showing more than that. That kilt doesn't leave much to the imagination.
(Giant Killer nails him with a spinning power bomb.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Giant Killer goes for the STF, but Piper Jones blocks it.
Piper Jones goes for a clothesline, but Giant Killer counters it with
a duck-down move.)
Jeff: 5 minutes have gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: With all the troubles in Trinity. With the Gangstas reduced to two members. With God's
Tears and Flash not getting along, and Axel Mate out for a month, it looks like the stables of
the SWF may soon be a thing of the past.
Fool: The scary thing is, fans, Chip actually believes that.
(Giant Killer goes for a fireman's carry, but Piper Jones blocks it.
Piper Jones takes him down with a football tackle.
Piper Jones takes him down with a facebite.
Piper Jones executes a double underhook piledriver.
Piper Jones whips Giant Killer into the ropes, but Giant Killer reverses it.
Giant Killer hits Piper Jones with an elbow.
Giant Killer throws Piper Jones out of the ring.
Giant Killer goes through the ropes.)
Chip: And the fight goes to the outside.
Fool: Not for long.
(Piper Jones throws Giant Killer back into the ring.
Piper Jones nails him with a low blow.
Piper Jones takes him down with a headbutt.
Piper Jones goes for the Highland Fling, but Giant Killer counters it with
a headbutt.
Giant Killer runs into the ropes.
Giant Killer misses with a clothesline.
Piper Jones hits Giant Killer with a kick.
Piper Jones goes for a ropeburn, but Giant Killer blocks it.)
Chip: Fans, don't forget that tickets go on sale Monday for Triumphant Tuesday on April 21st at
the Civic Arena in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Fool: Beware of the Penguins.
(Giant Killer executes a vertical suplex.
Giant Killer nails him with a snap suplex.
Giant Killer attempts to place Piper Jones on the turnbuckle, but Piper Jones
blocks it.
Giant Killer whips Piper Jones into the ropes.
Piper Jones goes for a slap, but Giant Killer blocks it.
Giant Killer executes a kick to the head.
Giant Killer goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Piper Jones blocks it.
Piper Jones nails him with a backbreaker.)
Chip: Big backbreaker by Piper. And it looks as though the Giant Killer's winning streak
against bigger men is about to come to an end.
Fool: That would break my heart.
(Piper Jones runs into the ropes.
Giant Killer nails him with a spinning power bomb.
Chris Carroll counts: One, kickout.
Giant Killer goes for the STF, but Piper Jones blocks it.
Piper Jones whips Giant Killer into the ropes.
Giant Killer misses with a shoulderblock.
Giant Killer nails him with a kick to the head.
Giant Killer attempts to place Piper Jones on the turnbuckle, but Piper Jones
blocks it.)
Chip: Jones blocks the Vengeance! What's on the Hotline, Fool?
Fool: 1-900-555-SWF1. $1.99 a minute here in the states. $2.49 a minute in Canada. I'll
be talking about a former SWF champion who is contemplating an appearance at Birthday Blast!
Plus, find out what celebrities will be in attendance at Birthday Blast.
(Giant Killer whips Piper Jones into the turnbuckle.
Giant Killer charges in with the Stinger Splash.
Giant Killer goes for a Frankensteiner, but Piper Jones counters it with
a power bomb.
Chris Carroll counts: One, shoulder up.
Piper Jones nails him with a neck snap.
Piper Jones nails him with a headbutt.
Piper Jones executes the Highland Fling and goes for the pin.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, in the ropes...)
Chip: This time it's Giant Killer reaching the ropes.
Fool: Can't this match end already?
(Piper Jones runs into the ropes.
Giant Killer takes him down with an armbar submission.
Piper Jones reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Giant Killer whips Piper Jones into the turnbuckle, but Piper Jones reverses it.
Giant Killer comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection.
Piper Jones takes him down with a double-axhandle chop.
Piper Jones takes him down with a tiger suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Another two count and another kickout by Giant Killer.
Fool: Getting his ass cut on Sunday took a lot out of G.K.
(Piper Jones executes a clothesline.
Giant Killer runs into the ropes.
Giant Killer hits Piper Jones with a kick.
Giant Killer nails him with a figure-four leglock.)
Chip: Figure-four! In the center of the ring!
Fool: He can't go anywhere. He's trapped.
Chip: He's hanging in there for a long time, Fool.
Fool: Yeah, but he can't last forever. There he goes!
(Piper Jones submits after 39 seconds.)
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 9:32, The Giant Killer!
("For whom the boll tolls" by Metallica plays as the Giant Killer plays to the crowd.)
Chip: And the fans appreciate the tremendous effort put forth by the Giant Killer.
(Highlights of the match play.)
Fool: Hot Shot still whipped him. I think G.K. can take this new Brooklyn Dodger fellow,
though.
Chip: That remains to be seen. Fans, when we come back, we will see the undefeated Panzer
Sturm.
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Chip: Triumphant Tuesday returns live from Winnipeg Arnea, the site of the world's largest
Blue Oyster Cult album party.
Fool: This is bogus. Next, we'll be plugging their upcoming tour.
Chip: Heaven forbid.
Fool: Come closer, so I can smack you.
Jeff: This contest is set for one fall.
Chip: Well, we're about to see one of the SWF's hottest new superstars.
Jeff: Introducing first, from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing in
at 280 pounds, here is "The Common Man", John McGee!!
["Small Town" by John Mellencamp blares over the loudspeakers. McGee slaps the hands of his
fans as they come down the aisle. The crowd gives a mixed reaction.]
Fool: Panzer is gonna Goldberg John McGee's ass on his way to 60-0.
Chip: I don't know about that. John McGee is a veteran wrestler.
Jeff: And his opponent...accompanied by Fraulein Domina and weighing 308 pounds, from Bremen,
Germany, here is Panzer Sturm!
("Drug against War" by KMFDM plays. The lights dim, and two spotlights cicle the arena
as an air raid siren goes off. The siren is over the entrance music. Sturm ignores the fans and
marches slowly to the ring, Fraulein Domina in tow.)
Chip: This massive man is putting together a following here in the SWF.
Fool: I like him. I'll bet he can beat McKenzie again.
Chip: Look out!
(Panzer Sturm attacks John McGee before the bell.
Panzer Sturm executes a full nelson.
The bell rings.
John McGee breaks the hold after 19 seconds.)
Chip: Panzer Sturm has McGee in trouble, and the match is less than 20 seconds old!
Fool: McGee is probably not the guy to end the streak.
(John McGee nails him with a backspin DDT.
John McGee executes a double chickenwing submission.
Panzer Sturm reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
John McGee throws Panzer Sturm out of the ring.)
Chip: McGee is taking the match to the floor.
Fool: Oh, yeah. That's a good idea.
(John McGee goes through the ropes.
Panzer Sturm throws John McGee back into the ring.
John McGee begs off.
Panzer Sturm takes him down with an earringer.
Panzer Sturm takes him down with a bodyslam.
Panzer Sturm executes the Blitzkrieg and goes for the pin.)
Chip: Blitzkrieg!
Fool: It's over already!
(Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, three.)
("Drug against War" plays.)
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 1:15, Panzer Sturm!
(The Fraulein raises Panzer's arm in victory as the crowd (for the most part) cheers.)
Chip: Chalk another one up for the massive German.
Fool: Say, Chip, isn't Texas Pete next?
Chip: Yes, he is.
("The Eyes of Texas" by the University of Texas marching band plays over the speakers
as Texas Pete emerges from the back wearing his cowboy hat, jeans, cowboy boots and a
leather jacket. He cracks his bullwhip and receives a polite reaction from the crowd.)
Fool: And aren't the Thugz supposed to be his guests?
Chip: Yes, they are.
(Texas Pete grabs the mic.)
Texas: Howdy, folks.
Fool: And aren't the Thugz refusing to come out?
Chip: Oh. Good point.
Texas: My guests tonight are...
(The lights go out and Metallica's "The Memory Remains" plays.)
Texas: Hey! Who turned out the lights?
Chip: Fans, we are once again being interrupted. This is the third show where it's happened,
and we don't know who is responsible for it.
(After a minute, a figure steps out from the curtains and stands on the ramp.
It's hard to tell who it is because it's dark.)
Fool: Why don't you ask that guy?
Chip: Who is it?
(The lights come back on to reveal David Storm wearing jeans and a Triumphant Tuesday Crew
shirt.)
Texas: Who are you?
Chip: It's David Storm!
Fool: I like Texas Pete's answer better.
DS: Hey! Cut the music for a minute! I have something to say.
(The music continues to play)
DS: No really! Cut the music! I'm serious!
(The song stops.)
Fool: Excuse me, Chip.
(The Fool takes off his headset and is trying to start a "Fa-tal Fu-ry" chant.)
DS: Never thought you'd see me here again did you?
Chip: Actually, some of us PRAYED we'd never see David Storm again.
CROWD (led by Fool): CLAP! CLAP! CLAP-CLAP-CLAP!
Fa-tal Fu-ry!
CLAP! CLAP! CLAP-CLAP-CLAP!
Fa-tal Fu-ry!
DS: I'm not here to make any challenges, and I'm not here to corner the
SWF into letting me compete again...SHUT UP!
(The crowd boos, but actually quiets down a little.
The Fool comes back anbd puts on the headset.)
Storm: I'm here to tell you the low down dirty truth about the SWF. Things that
you didn't know. Things that will make you rethink the way you feel about this
organization and the people in it.
(The crowd boos.)
Fool: Hate to tell you, Storm, I know all about Chip and those two strippers, and
it doesn't change the way I feel about the SWF.
Chip: They're "exotic dancers".
Fool: Whatever.
DS: At Devil's Night, October 1997, I lost my career in the SWF. I
didn't complain.
Fool: Neither did we!
Storm: After the match was over, a giant came to the ring and
attacked me. He injured me severely and sent me into the hospital for
an extend period of time. Yet I didn't complain.
Chip: Go ahead, Fool...
Fool: Again, neither did we!
Storm: But the entire time that I spent in that hospital bed, not one
member of the SWF wrote me a letter, gave me a call, or visited me.
Chip: That's not true!
Fool: Oh, be quiet. This is actually pretty funny.
Storm: Brian Frenck wasn't concerned about my condition. Gods Tears didn't
care what bones were broken. Sandman never checked up to see if I was
going to live or die.
Chip: Storm did lose a "Loser leaves the SWF" match to Fatal Fury back at Devil's Night, but I
didn't think he was injured that badly.
Fool: And the guy who injured him afterward never did bother to sign an SWF contract.
Storm: The people here in this federation are thoughtless and cruel. I
could have died in that hospital bed, and not one of them would have
cared.
(The crowd boos some more.)
Storm: In fact, only one man even placed a phone call to check on me.
And from that day forward, I've stuck by his side. He came to me in my
time of need, and because of that, I owe him. I am not living dead air
time, I am a human being, and as far as I'm concerned, the SWF can go to
hell.
(Storm storms off as "The Memory Remains" plays.)
Chip: Well, that was...
Fool: Pathetic?
Chip: Not exactly.
Fool: Pointless?
Chip: Sure seems that way. Fans, when we return, the Thugz may be wrestling
in a tag team match. Don't you go away!
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Chip: We're back with more of Triumphant Tuesday live from Winnipeg.
Fool: Pro wrestling's number-one rated show, each and every Tuesday night!
Chip: Now, we're going to see the former SWF Tag Team champions.
Jeff: The following tag team contest is set for one fall.
(The numbers "1-8-7" flash on the SWF video wall.)
Jeff: Introducing first, from New Orleans, Louisiana, being led to the ring by their manager,
Tyra, weighing in at 622 pounds, here are The Thugz!
["Bow Down" by Westside Connection blares. The lights dim and a lone
spotlight illuminates the entrance. The Thugz and Tyra step out and walk down to the ring.
The crowd is booing loudly.]
Chip: Well, it looks like the Thugz will get their tag team match after all. Who will they have
to wrestle?
Fool: Like it matters.
("Bastard is as Bastard does" by Monster Voodoo Machine plays as Brian McKay and Vigilante make
their entrance.)
Jeff: And their opponents, at a total combined weight of 510 pounds, here are V
(The laser lights display a Canadian flag in the ring as McKay and Vigilante make their way to
ringside, ignoring the cheers of the crowd.)
Chip: McKay is quite a fan favorite here in Canada.
Fool: I wonder how many low blows we'll see from "Ballbuster" Brian McKay tonight.
Chip: Chris Carroll is your referee, and we're set to go.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
C-Murder executes a DDT.
The Vigilante runs into the ropes.
C-Murder goes for a bodyslam, but The Vigilante counters it with a small package.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
The Vigilante nails him with a choke slam.
The Vigilante whips C-Murder into the ropes.
The Vigilante executes a Thesz press.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, in the ropes...)
Chip: Great move by Vigilante there. Fans, the "Best of the SWF" special is coming on Tuesday
night, April 28th. For the first time, you'll get to see the SWF's best matches, as voted by
you, the SWF fans.
Fool: Don't we have to announce one a week or something?
(The Vigilante runs into the ropes.
The Vigilante misses with a shoulderblock.
The Vigilante goes for a side suplex, but C-Murder blocks it.
C-Murder takes him down with a jumping DDT.
C-Murder tags out to The Shocker.
The Shocker nails him with a bearhug.
The Vigilante reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
C-Murder enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Brian McKay enters the ring and throws C-Murder out of the ring.
The Vigilante and Brian McKay hit The Shocker with a double bodyslam.)
Chip: Absolutely. Let's start that right now. One of the matches you will see comes from the
first ever SWF Toughman Tournament, on May 31st, 1997 at the Mall of America. You'll see Jesse
Aires meet Desperado in the infamous "Mall Brawl"
Fool: Set those VCR's, kids.
(Brian McKay leaves the ring.
The Vigilante nails him with a thrust kick to the head.
The Vigilante tags out to Brian McKay.
The Vigilante goes for a DDT, but The Shocker counters it with a backdrop.
The Vigilante rolls out of the ring.
The Shocker goes for a fallaway slam, but Brian McKay counters it with
a forearm smash.
Brian McKay takes him down with a roundhouse right.
Brian McKay whips The Shocker into the ropes, but The Shocker reverses it.
The Shocker misses with a clothesline.
Brian McKay misses with a clothesline.)
Chip: Don't forget to vote for YOUR favorite SWF match online! Maybe you'll get to see it on
the Best of the SWF.
Fool: And no more wrestlers voting for themselves. That gets old.
(The Shocker takes him down with a bearhug.
Brian McKay reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Shocker executes a front-layout superplex.
The Shocker executes the Doctor Bomb.
Chris Carroll counts: One, kickout.
The Shocker takes him down with a forearm smash.
The Shocker places Brian McKay on the turnbuckle.
The Shocker catches him in a double underhook superplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: McKay kicks out of the double underhook!
Fool: These Thugz are just brutal.
(The Shocker takes him down with a crucifix.
Chris Carroll counts: One, kickout.
C-Murder enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Vigilante enters the ring and throws C-Murder out of the ring.
Brian McKay and The Vigilante hit The Shocker with a double flying axhandle.
The Vigilante leaves the ring.
Brian McKay goes for a dropkick, but The Shocker counters it with a side step.
C-Murder enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
C-Murder nails Brian McKay with a DDT.
The Shocker takes Brian McKay down with a flying bulldog.)
Chip: As we head toward Birthday blast, everyone is trying to improve their game. No one wants
to be left off that tremendous pay-per-view event, which comes to you from Baltimore, Maryland.
Fool: Any word on that Valets and Managers War Games match yet?
(The Vigilante enters the ring and throws C-Murder out of the ring.
Brian McKay and The Vigilante whip The Shocker into the ropes.
They hit The Shocker with a double clothesline.
The Vigilante leaves the ring.
Brian McKay goes for an armdrag takedown, but The Shocker counters it with
a lariat.
In turn, Brian McKay counters it with a duck-down move.
Brian McKay tags out to The Vigilante.
The Vigilante and Brian McKay whip The Shocker into the ropes.
They attempt to hit The Shocker with a double backdrop, but he counters
it with a double headsmash.
Brian McKay leaves the ring.)
Chip: No, but I think Brian has come up with something you'll enjoy.
Fool: That would be a first.
(The Shocker executes a clawhold.
The Vigilante reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds.
The Vigilante nails him with a reverse neckbreaker.
The Vigilante executes a thrust kick to the head.
The Vigilante goes for a Thesz press, but The Shocker counters it with a Hotshot.
The Shocker runs into the ropes.
The Shocker hits The Vigilante with a shoulderblock.
The Shocker is going for the pin.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Big shoulderblock by the massive Shocker.
Fool: I think McKay and Vig would appreciate it if we just gave the Thugz a +2 and let them
leave in one piece.
(The Shocker nails him with a fisherman suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, kickout.
The Shocker tags out to C-Murder.
C-Murder and The Shocker whip The Vigilante into the ropes.
C-Murder and The Shocker hit The Vigilante with a double choke slam.
The Shocker leaves the ring.
C-Murder takes him down with a flying bulldog.
C-Murder whips The Vigilante into the ropes.
The Vigilante goes for a side suplex, but C-Murder blocks it.
C-Murder goes for a choke slam, but The Vigilante blocks it.)
Chip: Vigilante will finally get to tag in Brian McKay.
Fool: My cup runneth over.
(The Vigilante tags out to Brian McKay.
Brian McKay and The Vigilante whip C-Murder into the ropes.
They hit C-Murder with a double elbowsmash.)
Jeff: 5 minutes have gone by, 25 minutes remain.
Chip: When you mention the Best of the SWF, it's hard to come up with a better tag team than
the Thugz.
Fool: Amen to that.
(The Vigilante leaves the ring.
Brian McKay goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but C-Murder counters it with
a side suplex.
C-Murder nails him with a double-axhandle chop.
Brian McKay executes a piledriver.
Brian McKay executes a swinging neckbreaker.
C-Murder begs off.
Brian McKay tags out to The Vigilante.
The Shocker enters the ring, but gets cut off.)
Chip: Not a bad first outing for the team of Vigilante and McKay.
Fool: Quit pretending these two really have a chance.
(The Vigilante and Brian McKay whip C-Murder into the ropes.
They hit C-Murder with a double backdrop.
Brian McKay leaves the ring.
The Vigilante nails him with a reverse neckbreaker.
C-Murder goes for a jumping DDT, but The Vigilante counters it with a backdrop.
The Vigilante goes for a choke slam, but C-Murder blocks it.
C-Murder tags out to The Shocker.
Brian McKay enters the ring, but gets cut off.)
Chip: And the massive Shocker hits the ring.
Fool: 7-Mary-3. We have a 1-8-7 in progress, Winnipeg Arena. Over.
(The Shocker and C-Murder hit The Vigilante with a double DDT.
C-Murder leaves the ring.
The Shocker places The Vigilante on the turnbuckle.
The Shocker catches him in a belly-to-belly superplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, three.)
Chip: That's it! Great top-rope move by the 335 pounder.
Fool: Too bad, meter maid.
Jeff: Here are your winners, in 6:29, The Thugz!
("Bow down" plays. The Thugz and Tyra leave to the boos of the cpacity crowd. McKay comes over
to check on his partner.)
Chip: A great win for the Thugz on Triumphant Tuesday! Fans, when we return, you'll see Sound
& Fury battle Endless Fury on SWF Triumphant Tuesday.
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Chip: We're back with more Triumphant Tuesday live from Winnipeg, Manitoba.
Fool: Former home of the Winnipeg Jets.
Chip: We have a huge tag team match up next. Let's go to the ring.
Jeff: The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, at a total combined weight
of 577 pounds, and accompanied by Shae Smith, from Los Angeles, California, Fatal Fury! And
from Denver, Colorado, Jagged Edge! Together, they are Endless Fury!
["Red Riding Hood" by Adam Sandler blares. Strobe lights start flashing. Endless Fury emerge
from the entrance and make their way to ringside, accompanied by Shae Smith. The crowd gives a mixed
reaction.]
Jeff: And their opponents. Being led to the ring by their manager, Master Of
Pain, at a total combined weight of 530 pounds, here are Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens:
Sound & Fury!!
["Song 2" by Blur begins to play. At the first Woohoo, double explosions
rock the stadium from the entrance to the arena. Danny Bens and Master
of Pain run out, and head for the ring. Once there, Bens looks around,
searching.]
Chip: Where's Boom-Boom?
Fool: Maybe he chickened out.
[The lights dim. The big screen begins to flicker, and comes to life
showing Boom-Boom Obuhowich's leather-mask covered face. He smiles.
"Pinff" by Depeche Mode plays over the stadiums loud speakers (strange,
plinky, eerie music)]
Boom-Boom: I spy with my little eye,
Pretenders to the Fury.
Their broken bones will heal my pain,
And calm this raging flurry.
[Boom-Boom smiles, and looks quite maniacal]
Boom-Boom: Let the games begin.
Chip: Ummm...
Fool: What the f[bleep] is up with that?
[The screen flickers off, and Boom-Boom walks down the aisle. His black
mask is still in place, and he wears studded gloves and collar. He holds
high above his head a belt, with a gold center, that is obviously a poor
reproduction of the Tag Team belt. He enters the ring, and gives the
belt tenderly to the official, who looks at it, confused. Boom-Boom
gestures for him to put it aside until after the match. Bens walks over,
and confers quickly with Boom-Boom, who stops him with a roar of rage,
and glares at Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury.]
Fool: If he sets someone on fire, I'm leaving.
Chip: Well, Boom-Boom looks pretty...weird...in that getup. Chad Bray is your...
(Boom-Boom Obuhowich attacks Jagged Edge before the bell.)
Chip: And Boom-Boom attacks the legend, Jagged Edge, before the bell!
Fool: I like it.
(Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Jagged Edge into the ropes.
Master Of Pain trips Jagged Edge.
Chad Bray warns Master Of Pain.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich runs into the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich misses with a kick.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a side suplex, but Jagged Edge blocks it.
Jagged Edge catches him in a power bomb.
There is no referee to count.
Jagged Edge goes for a punch, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich reverses it.
Jagged Edge re-reverses it.)
Chip: Master of Pain has Chad Bray's attention, but Boom-Boom has been unable to capitalize so
far.
Fool: He took a nasty shot thanks to that power bomb.
(Jagged Edge executes a Tombstone.
Chad Bray is back on the job.
Jagged Edge attempts to place Boom-Boom Obuhowich on the turnbuckle, but
Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it.
Jagged Edge goes for a spinning power bomb, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
counters it with spinning headscissors.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a headbutt.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich nails him with a piledriver.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich is going for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
Fool: Nice piledriver! I'm startin' to like Boomer!
Chip: Well, both these teams are top contenders for those coveted SWF Tag Team Titles, currently
held by The Living Dead.
(Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a bodyslam.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes him down with a Big Leg Drop.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich is going for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, kickout.
Jagged Edge whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
Jagged Edge hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a backdrop.
Jagged Edge is going for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Quick near falls here. Also, on SWF Around the World this Thursday, with Terrance and
Rickey, you'll see God's Tears, Moon Dog Gator, Sean McKenzie and newcomer The Artful Dodger.
Fool: Should be a lot of fun. Where are we next week?
Chip: Halifax, Nova Scotia.
Fool: Boo!
(Jagged Edge nails him with a choke slam.
Jagged Edge flexes to the crowd.
Jagged Edge tags out to Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
Fatal Fury misses with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a kick.
Fatal Fury goes for a chokehold, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich tags out to Danny Bens.
Danny Bens and Boom-Boom Obuhowich whip Fatal Fury into the ropes.
They hit Fatal Fury with a double backdrop.)
Chip: Nice double team by Sound & Fury. Also, this Sunday on Slaughterhouse, you'll see "Tiger"
Tom Pho defending his SWF Toughman Title against Equalizer.
Fool: So, by this time next week, Equalizer could be the World champion and the Toughman champ.
Hoo-wah!
(Boom-Boom Obuhowich leaves the ring.
Danny Bens nails him with a DDT.
Danny Bens goes for a cartwheel kick, but Fatal Fury counters it with
a side step.
Fatal Fury tags out to Jagged Edge.
Fatal Fury goes for a lariat, but Danny Bens counters it with a duck-down move.
Fatal Fury hits Jagged Edge.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich tangles up Fatal Fury.
Danny Bens takes Jagged Edge down with a sunset flip.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Oh! So close.
Fool: Have you heard about next week's show yet?
(Fatal Fury leaves the ring.
Danny Bens goes for a spin kick, but Jagged Edge counters it with
a duck-down move.
Jagged Edge goes for a Gorilla Press, but Danny Bens counters it with
a rolling reverse cradle.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.
Danny Bens climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Jagged Edge
nails him in the stomach.
Danny Bens falls onto the top turnbuckle.
Jagged Edge whips Danny Bens into the ropes, but Danny Bens reverses it.
Jagged Edge nails him with a top-rope DDT.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, in the ropes...)
Chip: Fried Bacon by Edge and a near fall. Fans, next week at the Halifax Forum, the Living
Dead have accepted the challenge of the S.O.B.'s for a tag team title match!
Fool: Damn! Flash & GT as Tag Team Champions?
Chip: It could happen!
(Jagged Edge throws Danny Bens out of the ring.
Chad Bray counts: one, two, three, Danny Bens reenters the ring.
Jagged Edge goes for a punch, but Danny Bens reverses it.
Danny Bens takes him down with a flying dropkick.
Danny Bens whips Jagged Edge into the turnbuckle, but Jagged Edge reverses it.
Jagged Edge charges in with a jumping side kick.
Jagged Edge goes for a power bomb, but Danny Bens blocks it.
Danny Bens tags out to Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a punch, but Jagged Edge reverses it.
Jagged Edge nails him with a piledriver.)
Chip: Piledriver! What a team this Endless Fury is!
Fool: They've already beaten Sound & Fury once, you know.
(Jagged Edge goes for a piledriver, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with
a backdrop.
In turn, Jagged Edge counters it with a sunset flip.
Chad Bray counts: One, kickout.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes him down with a standing wristlock.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich lets go after 11 seconds.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich runs into the ropes.
Jagged Edge hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a backdrop.
Jagged Edge nails him with a German suplex.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Jagged Edge has held the World, Toughman and American titles, and he is one of the true
legends in our sport.
Fool: But he's in there with a HUGE guy.
(Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a full nelson, but Jagged Edge counters it with
a backward kick.
Jagged Edge places Boom-Boom Obuhowich on the turnbuckle.
Jagged Edge executes a belly-to-back superplex.
Jagged Edge takes him down with a piledriver.
Jagged Edge is going for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.
Jagged Edge complains about a slow count.)
Chip: Boom-Boom has taken quite a beating thus far from Endless Fury.
Fool: Boom-Boom is plenty tough, though. He'll be okay.
(Jagged Edge nails him with a double underhook piledriver.
Fatal Fury enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double
belly-to-back suplex.
Fatal Fury leaves the ring.
Jagged Edge nails him with a choke slam.
Fatal Fury enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Danny Bens enters the ring and throws Fatal Fury out of the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens whip Jagged Edge into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Jagged Edge with a double kick to the midsection,
but he counters it with a double clothesline.
Fatal Fury nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a backbreaker.)
Chip: There were no tags made there! Fatal Fury is in there illegally!
Fool: Yeah? What about the Mangler? I didn't see him tag either!
(Fatal Fury goes for a lariat, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with
a duck-down move.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
(Danny Bens leaves the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Jagged Edge into the ropes, but Jagged Edge
reverses it.
Shae Smith trips Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Chad Bray warns Shae Smith.
Jagged Edge goes for a Gorilla Press, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it.
Chad Bray is back on the job.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich tags out to Danny Bens.
Fatal Fury enters the ring and throws Boom-Boom Obuhowich out of the ring.)
Chip: There's more illegal double-teaming!
Fool: You don't get out much, do you, Chip? Let me tell you something, ALL good tag teams know
how to do illegal double-teaming.
(Fatal Fury takes Danny Bens down with a lariat.
Jagged Edge goes for an inverted power bomb, but Danny Bens blocks it.
Fatal Fury leaves the ring.
Danny Bens goes for a snap mare, but Jagged Edge blocks it.
Jagged Edge tags out to Fatal Fury.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge whip Danny Bens into the ropes.
Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge hit Danny Bens with a double choke slam.)
Chip: Boom-Boom is getting frustrated with referee Chad Bray.
Fool: Well, Bray's just hideous. Not bad, just hideous.
(Jagged Edge leaves the ring.
Fatal Fury runs into the ropes.
Fatal Fury nails him with a sleeperhold.
Danny Bens reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Danny Bens goes for a back heel kick, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury tags out to Jagged Edge.
Fatal Fury nails Danny Bens with a DDT.
Jagged Edge goes for a spinning DDT, but Danny Bens counters it with a backdrop.)
Chip: Whoa! Great counter by the Mangler, Danny Bens!
Fool: He needs to make the tag, though.
(Fatal Fury leaves the ring.
Danny Bens nails him with a fist to the midsection.
Danny Bens goes for a bow-and-arrow submission, but Jagged Edge blocks it.
Jagged Edge runs into the ropes.
Jagged Edge hits Danny Bens with a kick.
Jagged Edge executes a backspin DDT.
Jagged Edge places Danny Bens on the turnbuckle.
Jagged Edge catches him in a belly-to-belly superplex.)
Chip: Another top-rope belly-to-belly!
Fool: That's the move The Thugz used earlier to get their win.
(Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Kickout by Bens!
(Jagged Edge goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Danny Bens blocks it.
Danny Bens takes him down with a sunset flip.
Chad Bray counts: One, kickout.
Danny Bens takes him down with a kneelift.
Danny Bens nails him with a flying bulldog.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes Jagged Edge down with the Running Forearm Smash.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Now it's Sound & Fury with the double team.
Fool: Bray's just lost all control.
(Danny Bens catches Jagged Edge in a dragon suplex.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a spinebuster slam, but Jagged Edge
counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich rolls out of the ring.
Jagged Edge nails him with a crotch slam.
Jagged Edge executes a front slam.
Jagged Edge tags out to Fatal Fury.)
Chip: Edge tags in Fatal. It's this kind of teamwork that enabled Endless Fury to beat Sandman
and Equalizer.
Fool: Gee. I thought it was because Sandman walked out on his partner. Silly me.
(Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge whip Danny Bens into the ropes.
They hit Danny Bens with a double clothesline.
Jagged Edge leaves the ring.
Fatal Fury goes for a figure-four leglock, but Danny Bens counters it with
a small package.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.
Danny Bens goes for a sunset flip, but Fatal Fury counters it with a sitdown.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Fury getting closer and closer to victory.
Fool: You mean "FATAL Fury". You have to be more specific.
(Fatal Fury runs into the ropes.
Fatal Fury catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, thr... kickout.)
Chip: Another big kickout by the Mangler!
(Fatal Fury nails him with a headbutt.
Jagged Edge enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge whip Danny Bens into the ropes.
They hit Danny Bens with a double elbowsmash.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich enters the ring and throws Jagged Edge out of the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a backbreaker, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich rolls out of the ring.
Fatal Fury executes a headbutt.)
Chip: Boom-Boom needs to stay on the apron, so his partner can tag out.
Fool: Endless Fury has done a great job of cutting off the ring.
(Fatal Fury whips Danny Bens into the turnbuckle, but Danny Bens reverses it.
Danny Bens runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Danny Bens nails him with a flying bulldog.
Danny Bens tags out to Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens whip Fatal Fury into the ropes.
They hit Fatal Fury with a double elbowsmash.
Danny Bens leaves the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich runs into the ropes.)
Chip: The massive Boom-Boom is cleaning house.
Fool: The Man in the Leather Mask!
(Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes him down with a bodyslam.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich nails him with a Big Leg Drop.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a bodyslam, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury goes for a sleeperhold, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with
a jawbreaker.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a Big Leg Drop, but Fatal Fury counters it with
a roll away.
Fatal Fury takes him down with a backbreaker.
Fatal Fury goes for a headbutt, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a chokehold.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, three, four.)
Chip: Boom-Boom came very close to disqualification there.
Fool: He knows what he's doing.
(Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a full nelson, but Fatal Fury counters it with
a backward kick.
Fatal Fury nails him with a headbutt.
Fatal Fury tags out to Jagged Edge.
Danny Bens enters the ring and throws Fatal Fury out of the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens whip Jagged Edge into the ropes.
They hit Jagged Edge with a double kick to the midsection.
Danny Bens leaves the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a standing wristlock, but Jagged Edge blocks it.)
Chip: Edge has caught him. He's going for a bearhug.
Fool: No! Northern Lights suplex!
(Jagged Edge catches him in a Northern Lights suplex.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jagged Edge takes him down with a scorpion deathlock.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Fatal Fury enters the ring to make it two-on-one.)
Jeff: 10 minutes gone by. There are 20 minutes remaining.
Chip: The winners of this one have to be considered possible contenders for a tag title shot.
Fool: Well, the Dead are going to hold those belts for a long, long time...
Chip:...Because they're Trinity. We know.
(Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury whip Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
They hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double backdrop.
Fatal Fury leaves the ring.
Jagged Edge takes him down with a powerslam.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Jagged Edge nails him with a powerslam.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: A pair of near falls.
Fool: Come on, Boom-Boom!
(Jagged Edge executes the Doctor Bomb.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, three.)
Chip: He got him!
Fool: Endless Fury got the better of S & F again!
Jeff: Here are your winners, in 12:16, Endless Fury!
(Endless Fury and Shae celebrate in the ring, while Boom-Boom storms off, leaving Danny and
Master of Pain in his wake as "Red Riding Hood" plays.)
Chip: A huge win for Endless Fury. We're going to take a commercial break, as we're going
to take an extra half-hour of your time tonight. When we return, we'll see a rematch from
Ides of March as HardRock battles the Duke!
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Chip: For those of you who are just tuning in, this is a special extended edition of SWF
Triumphant Tuesday. I'm Chip Collins, along with the "The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen.
Fool: I better be getting overtime for this.
Chip: In the next 30 minutes, we have two big rematches from our last pay-per-view, SWF
Ides of March. So, let's go up to the ring!
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a non-title match, set for one fall!
(The crowd roars.)
Jeff: Introducing first, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, weighing in at 333 pounds, and
accompanied by Stefania, here is HardRock!
("Voodoo Child (Slight Return)" by Jimi Hendrix starts to play. The crowd goes wild. HardRock
still hasn't come out. Two green fireworks shoot out from both sides of the
entrance.)
Chip: HardRock has lost to Sean McKenzie in their first three meetings.
Fool: So, Chip, what happens if the total time of these two matches last over 30 minutes?
Chip: Let McNeill worry about that.
(HardRock heads to the ring, wearing the International Title. The crowd is on their feet. As
HardRock walks down the ring, green fireworks shoot from the top of the arena
down to the ring. When HardRock reaches the ring green fire blares out from
the ring posts. HardRock poses and a mixture of fireworks come from behind
him.)
Chip: What a show it's been so far! Let's go up to Jeff for the introduction of the SWF
International Champion.
Jeff: And his opponent...
("Sons Of Scotland" by James Horner starts to play.)
Jeff: Being led to the ring by his manger, Lady Jezebel, from Edinburgh, Scotland, weighing
in at 375 pounds, he is the SWF International Champion: Sean "The Duke" McKenzie!)
[Jezebel and McKenzie make their way to the ring. McKenzie hands out
white roses to the fans along the aisle.]
Chip: Two of the SWF's most popular athletes are about to lock up here on national TV! And you
can only find it on Triumphant Tuesday!
Fool: Okay, already. I'm excited! Let's do it!
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Sean McKenzie runs into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie takes him down with a double-axhandle chop.
Sean McKenzie goes for a Tombstone, but HardRock reverses it.
Sean McKenzie re-reverses it.
Sean McKenzie takes him down with a Big Leg Drop.
HardRock goes for a flying forearm, but Sean McKenzie counters it with
a duck-down move.
Sean McKenzie executes a jack-knife power bomb.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Oh! The jack-knife nearly ended it!
Fool: That's why McKenzie is the champ, like him or not.
(Sean McKenzie executes a double reverse chinlock.
HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Sean McKenzie nails him with a diving elbow smash.
Sean McKenzie takes him down with a Tombstone.
Sean McKenzie nails him with a German suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
HardRock takes him down with a punch.
HardRock takes him down with a punch.
HardRock catches him in a power bomb.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: That time, it's HardRock with the power bomb!
Fool: That match at the pay-per-view went 17 minutes, Chipper. We'll probably see something
like that tonight.
(HardRock whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes, but Sean McKenzie reverses it.
Sean McKenzie executes a Gorilla Press.
Sean McKenzie takes him down with a jack-knife power bomb.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
Sean McKenzie throws HardRock out of the ring.
Sean McKenzie goes through the ropes.
Sean McKenzie executes a European uppercut.
Sean McKenzie reenters the ring.
HardRock follows him back in.
HardRock goes for a power bomb, but Sean McKenzie blocks it.)
Chip: McKenzie beat HardRock at New Year's Bash. He beat him again on SWF Around the World.
And he regained his title by beating him at SWF Ides of March.
Fool: Can he go four for four?
(Sean McKenzie executes a headlock takedown.
Sean McKenzie nails him with a Gorilla Press.
Sean McKenzie takes him down with an armlock hammerlock submission.
HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.
Sean McKenzie nails him with a Big Leg Drop.
Sean McKenzie whips HardRock into the ropes, but HardRock reverses it.
HardRock hits Sean McKenzie with a clothesline.
HardRock whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie and HardRock get hit with a double clothesline.
Sean McKenzie goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but HardRock counters it with
a duck-down move.)
Chip: So far, HardRock has taken the worst of this match.
Fool: I think he has a mental block when it comes to Sean Mack.
(HardRock takes him down with a rolling kick.
HardRock takes him down with a jack-knife power bomb.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HardRock takes him down with a legdrop.
Sean McKenzie whips HardRock into the ropes, but HardRock reverses it.
Sean McKenzie misses with a clothesline.
Sean McKenzie hits HardRock with a clothesline.
Sean McKenzie goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock nails him with an enzuigiri.
HardRock attempts to place Sean McKenzie on the turnbuckle, but Sean McKenzie
blocks it.)
Chip: No dice. McKenzie using his weight advantage there.
Fool: You have to wonder how long it'll take before McKenzie is our World Champ.
(HardRock whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes, but Sean McKenzie reverses it.
Sean McKenzie takes him down with the Running Forearm Smash.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sean McKenzie complains about a slow count.
Sean McKenzie takes him down with a jack-knife power bomb.
Chris Carroll counts: One, kickout.
HardRock runs into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie executes a double-axhandle chop.
Sean McKenzie executes a DDT.
HardRock catches him in a power bomb.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Oh! I thought it was over!
Fool: HardRock ain't no slouch. He went through everyone to win that International Title
Tournament.
(Sean McKenzie nails him with a jack-knife power bomb.
Chris Carroll counts: One, shoulder up.
Sean McKenzie catches him in a dragon suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HardRock whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie goes for a dropkick to the knee, but HardRock counters it with
a side step.
HardRock catches him in a power bomb.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Fool: How many power bombs are we gonna see?
Chip: Both wrestlers know how to use the power bomb, and how to defend aginst it.
(HardRock takes him down with a knee to the back.
HardRock catches him in a dragon suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HardRock nails him with a clothesline.
HardRock goes for a punch, but Sean McKenzie reverses it.
Sean McKenzie whips HardRock into the ropes, but HardRock reverses it.
Sean McKenzie executes a Gorilla Press.
Sean McKenzie takes him down with a bearhug.
Sean McKenzie lets go after 5 seconds.
Sean McKenzie goes for the Execution, but HardRock counters it with a backdrop.)
Chip: Backdrop!
Fool: Quick thinking by the Rock, 'cause that would've been it.
(HardRock catches him in a dragon suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HardRock runs into the ropes.
HardRock executes a crucifix.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: Now HardRock has McKenzie on the run.
Fool: He's going for that jack-knife!
(HardRock goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Sean McKenzie counters it with
a backdrop.
In turn, HardRock counters it with a sunset flip.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
Sean McKenzie whips HardRock into the ropes.
HardRock hits Sean McKenzie with a clothesline.
HardRock is going for the pin.
Chris Carroll counts: One, shoulder up.)
Chip: The leader of the Triple Threat Kliq will not be denied! He is all over
Sean McKenzie.
Fool: McKenzie had a rough time in that Thunderdome match on Sunday, and The Rock
is pressing his advantage.
(HardRock executes a clothesline.
HardRock takes him down with a legdrop.
HardRock catches him in a power bomb.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HardRock nails him with a jumping DDT.
HardRock goes for a choke slam, but Sean McKenzie blocks it.
Sean McKenzie takes him down with a double-axhandle chop.
Sean McKenzie takes him down with a bearhug.)
Chip: Bearhug by the champion.
Fool: When he gets him worn down enough, he'll try another Execution.
(Sean McKenzie lets go after 5 seconds.
Sean McKenzie executes the Execution and goes for the pin.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, in the ropes...)
Chip: HardRock somehow gets his foot on the ropes! The match continues!
Fool: Here we go again! Settle in, folks. We'll be here a while.
(Sean McKenzie runs into the ropes.
HardRock hits Sean McKenzie with a clothesline.
HardRock catches him in an inside cradle.
Chris Carroll counts: One, shoulder up.
HardRock executes a flying bulldog.
HardRock nails him with an enzuigiri.
HardRock nails him with a piledriver.
HardRock executes a double reverse chinlock.
Sean McKenzie breaks the hold after 8 seconds.)
Chip: HardRock continues his assault on The Duke.
Fool: Lady Jezebel looks worried. But so does Stefania!
(Sean McKenzie catches him in a dragon suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, in the ropes...
HardRock executes a punch.
HardRock nails him with a powerslam.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Back-to-back near falls!
Fool: McKenzie has a title defense against Headhunter, but he'd better not be looking past
anyone.
(HardRock executes a rolling kick.
HardRock takes him down with a punch.
HardRock goes for a clothesline, but Sean McKenzie counters it with
a duck-down move.
Sean McKenzie goes for a German suplex, but HardRock counters it with
an elbowsmash.
HardRock takes him down with a flying dropkick.
HardRock goes for an inside cradle, but Sean McKenzie blocks it.
Sean McKenzie throws HardRock out of the ring.
Sean McKenzie goes through the ropes.)
Chip: McKenzie is taking it to the floor!
Fool: Sayonara, Chip! I've seen this before!
(The Fool bails out.)
(Sean McKenzie whips HardRock into the guardrail.)
Jeff: 10 minutes gone by. There are 20 minutes remaining.
(HardRock is busted wide open.
Chris Carroll counts: one, two,...)
Chip: McKenzie's setting up for the Execution on the floor! This could kill HardRock!
(Sean McKenzie goes for the Execution on the concrete floor, but HardRock counters with a
backdrop.)
Chip: What a counter! They're coming this way!
(....three, four,....)
(HardRock clears off the timekeeper's table.
HardRock executes a power bomb through the table.)
Chip: Oh my God!
(...five, six,...)
(Lady Jezebel goes over to tend to Sean McKenzie.
HardRock tries to pick McKenzie up to put him back in the ring, but Lady Jezebel pushes him
away.)
(...seven, eight,...)
Chip: McKenzie is out!
(HardRock reenters the ring.)
(Chris Carroll counts: ...nine, ten.
Sean McKenzie has been counted out.)
Jeff: Here is your winner by countout, in 10:49, HardRock!
Fool: I'm back.
Chip: Well, HardRock is your winner, but I know he wanted to pin Sean McKenzie.
("Voodoo Child" plays as HardRock's hand is raised. He leaves with Stefania. We see Sean
McKenzie lift his head up.)
Fool: That's a good sign.
Chip: Absolutely. Fans, we have a mess on our hands. We'll be back with our main event after
this timeout!
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Chip: We're back, and it's time for our huge World Title rematch! Let's get up to the ring!
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is set for one fall. It is for the SWF World Title!
(The crowd is on their feet, cheering!)
Fool: Tonight's the night! The title comes home to Trinity!
["Electric Chair" by Prince begins to blare throughout the arena as
Equalizer and Destiny make their way to the ring. The "TRINITY" logo flashes on the monitor.]
Jeff: Introducing the challenger...From Kingston, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 275 pounds
and accompanied by his manager, Destiny...he is THE EQUALIZER!
Chip: Here he comes! The man who lost the belt nine days ago is trying to take it back!
[Fireworks are set off in the aisle. The crowd boos. Destiny comes out from behind the
curtain, but...no Equalizer.]
Chip: Where's Equalizer?
(The crowd is booing louder. Referee Ryan Wilson is questioning Destiny, but she shrugs as if to
say "I don't know".)
Fool: Don't worry. It's just another brilliant Trinity mind game.
Jeff: And his opponent!
("Money" by Pink Floyd begins to play. The crowd gives a mixed reaction.)
Jeff: Accompanied to the ring by Mr. Smith and Mr. Jones, and weighing 240 pounds.
From New York City, the SWF World Champion, Mr. Shhh!
Chip: The crowd seems to favor Mr. Shhh, but that's probably because...he showed up.
(Mr. Shhh walks very slowly and calmly toward the ring with his two bodyguards, Mr. Jones and Mr.
Smith. Suddenly, three men in trenchcoats jump the rail and nail the Men in Black with chairs.)
Chip: It's The Gangstas! They're attacking the champion!
Fool: No, it's not! Get your eyes checked, Collins! Look!
(The first two trenchcoated men, after knocking Mr. Smith out with a chair, hit Mr. Jones. They
take off their fedoras to reveal...Rigor and Mortis!)
Chip: It's the Living Dead! The SWF Tag Team Champions! That means the third guy is...
Fool: Uh-huh. You guessed it.
(The third man drops Mr. Shhh, throat-first of the guard rail. A tight shot of the man reveals...)
Chip: It's Equalizer!
(The bodyguards are out. Equalizer and the Living Dead are pummeling Mr. Shhh in the aisle.)
Fool: Shhh has no friends! He left the Gangstas and Trinity. No one's gonna...
("Enter Sandman" begins to play over the speakers. The crowd roars.)
Chip: It's Sandman's music!
Fool: It's Sandman!
(Equalizer and Living Dead see Sandman approaching and leave through the crowd.)
Chip: Ryan Wilson is throwing out this match.
Fool: What a shock.
(Sandman comes down the aisle. He checks on Mr. Shhh. The bodyguards are getting to their
feet.)
Chip: Mr. Shhh appears to be alright. Sandman's heading this way!
(Sandman walks over to the broadcast table and picks up a microphone, slides under the bottom
rope and begins to speak:
Sandman: Hey E, you didn't beat Shhh tonight, but maybe I could win the
belt for you and give you a title shot!
(Equalizer, walking out, turns with a shocked look on his face.)
Sandman: How do you like that, loser? You think that you can step on people's toes and get away
with it? You have some nerve to pull off this stunt about Pho, but we all know that's
expected from you. You have to be the spotlight don't you?
(Equalizer has stopped listening, and is leaving with the Dead.)
Sandman: Trinity must revolve around you, doesn't it? You can't take it when your not in the
middle of things can you? Think about it!
(Sandman then throws the mic down and walks back toward Mr. Shhh.)
Chip: We've gotta go. We'll return next week with the tag title match.
Fool: Don't miss it!
Chip & Fool: Be there!
(Shot fades as we see Sandman and Mr. Shhh talking in the aisle.)
c) 1998 SWF Triumphant Tuesday
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