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(The SWF logo apears on the screen)
Announcer: The Supreme Wrestling Federation.
The S-W-F.
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(Exterior of the Halifax Forum in Halifax, Nova Scotia. The camera is scanning the parking lot.
We see that the time/date stamp is on the lower left of the screen, in white letters. It reads
"3/31/98 TUE 08:16 PM". We hear a voiceover from Chip Collins.)
Chip: Fans, this footage was shot less than an hour ago outside the Halifax Forum. Take a look!
(We see a black truck pull up, Equalizer at the wheel. He parks it in a nearby alleyway. He
walks toward the building, screaming directly at the cameraperson from across the parking lot.)
Equalizer: Get out of my way! They want Chaos? Chaos has arrived! The wait is over!
(Suddenly, two figures in trenchcoats step in front of him. Equalizer's jaw drops open and he
drops his gym bag. Equalizer is face to face with the MIBs; Mr. Smith and Mr. Jones. Equalizer,
after a second's hesitation, charges Smith and Jones. He is holding his own against the two
bodyguards for a few seconds, when he attacked from behind by Sandman and Sean McKenzie. Soon
Equalizer is being pummeled by all four men.)
(A limo pulls up and Mr. Shhh steps out. Jones and Smith are holding Equalizer on his knees as
Shhh walks towards them. Mr. Shhh grabs Equalizer by the hair and pulls his head back to
gain eye contact. Mr. Shhh narrows his black eyes and begins to speak.)
Mr. Shhh: Equalizer... what have I told you...you have an over developed
sense of vengeance and it's going to get you in trouble one of these
days.
(Mr. Shhh hits him upside the head with his World Title belt.)
Mr. Shhh: As for a personal audience with Satan... well, you had your
chance... Satan himself has been bought and paid for...he's working for
me NOW!
(Mr. Shhh hits him again and Jones and Smith drop him on the pavement.
Equalizer attempts to get up but Sandman puts a well placed kick upside
of Equalizer's head and he goes down again.)
Sandman: That was for trying to be something you're not...stay out of my
territory!
(McKenzie stares down at Equalizer lying on the pavement)
McKenzie: Ye needn't threaten me laddie...ye making enemies quicker then
a leprechaun on acid...ye must choose... but choose wisely... for the day
will come when there will be nar a person that will lend ye a hand.
(The group gets into the limo leaving Equalizer bleeding on the
sidewalk.)
Chip: Equalizer is receiving medical attention as we speak. SWF Triumphant Tuesday is next!
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(An overhead shot of a wrestling ring in the middle of a vacant parking lot in a big city.
Night time. The opening bars of "The Extremist" by Joe Satriani play as we see shadowy figures
approach the ring from all sides. There is an explosion, near the ring, increasing the amount
of available light...
And we see the faces of the wrestlers. Jagged Edge and Shae Smith approach the ring as we
see an image of Edge executing the Shattered Dreams on Carey Stone projected on the building
behind him. Equalizer's black pickup backs up to the site, with Destiny at the wheel and
Equalizer standing in the truck bed. We see an image of Equal hitting the Face Plant on Reaper
projected on the building behind him.
Sandman walks in, waving his pitchfork and accompanied by Michelle. We see a shot of Sandman
knocking Lethal off the ladder projected on the building next to him. Moon Dog and Dewy Hicks
walk in from a nearby alley. We see an image of Moon Dog hitting the D-Dog-T on Billy Talent
projected on the wall above him.
A shot of the ground near the ring. The Living Dead emerge through the soil, as a shot of them
hitting the Autopsy on the Westside Ridas is projected on the ground next to them. We see Rock
'n Roll Animal standing atop a building, as an image of the Animal hitting a frog splash on Sean
Slade plays beneath him.
An ice cream truck pulls up and God's Tears emerges from the back, as a shot of GT applying
the Hurt on Death Angel is projected on the side of the truck. A stretch limo pulls right up
to ringside. We look in the back and see Mr. Shhh and the Men in Black watching a videotape of
Shhh hitting the Peacemaker on Akira the Samurai.
Cut to an overhead shot of the ring, with the SWF wrestlers approaching from all sides. As
they are all about to enter, we see a burst of fireworks, then the Triumphant Tuesday logo,
followed by another burst of fireworks, which dissolves to...)
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(The inside of a packed arena. There are screaming fans and fireworks going off around the ring
and along the rampway. The graphic reads:
"LIVE! Halifax Forum
Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada"
The camera pans the crowd, lingering on some of the unique signs there: "WrestleManiacs.com
Feel the Madness!", "Enter Sandman, eh?", "Tom Pho is Grrrrreat!", "Headhunter is the Best",
"We luv Trisha", "Bring back Mustafa!", "Thugz will bust up the wannabes!" and three fans
dressed in God's Tears T-shirts unveiling a banner that reads "S.O.B.'s for Life!")
Chip: Welcome, everyone, to Halifax, Nova Scotia!
(Shots of a young woman holding a baby, both wearing Rock 'n Roll Animal T-shirts.)
Chip: Welcome to The Halifax Forum!
(Shot of SWF suits Brian Frenck, Pat McNeill and Sean Clayton, who are sitting in the front row
in jeans and wearing matching black SWF Birthday Blast T-shirts. Three SWF security guards are
seated next to Frenck.)
Chip: Welcome to Triumphant Tuesday!
(The angle pans down to the announce desk, where we see Chip Collins, wearing an SWF blazer and
a red power tie, next to "The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen, wearing a "UNC Sucks" T-shirt and a
non-exactly matching "1998 Final Four" hat.)
Chip: I'm Chip Collins, along with the man wrestling fans love to love...
Fool: ..."The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen!
(Chip looks over The Fool's outfit.)
Chip: Nice shirt.
Fool: I like it.
Chip: Fans, we saw at the top of our program tonight that Equalizer was brutally attacked in
the parking lot by Mr. Shhh, his bodyguards, Sandman, and the International Champion, Sean
McKenzie! Fool, what do you make of this? Has McKenzie joined with new alliance being formed
by the World Champion?
Fool: First of all, I don't see why everyone in the SWF is ganging up on Equalizer! It really
is a conspiracy. If McKenzie drags himself into this little war, it will be a huge mistake on
the part of the International Champ. He should be concentrating on his title defense next week.
Chip: Speaking of title defenses, it's a huge night for Trinity. In our main event, we will see
the Living Dead defend the SWF Tag Team belts against God's tears and Flash of the S.O.B.'s.
Fool: The SOB's are great, but Flash has pissed off everyone else in his stable. I can't see
how they can beat the Dead, who I think are the best team in our sport right now.
Chip: Hot Shot Donovan defends the American Title against Fatal Fury, who beat him just a few
weeks ago on SWF Around the World.
Fool: But this time it's a title match, and I think Hot Shot will find a way to hang on.
Chip: We'll also see the former World Champ, Moon Dog Gator, battle the massive Hexx.
Fool: And that damn Texas Pete will be interviewing Giant Killer.
Chip: Our opening bout features two native Canadians. Let's go up to the ring and join Jeff
Ayres.
(Jeff Ayres, in his rented tux, takes the mic.)
Jeff: The following contest is set for one fall.
("Bastard is as Bastard does" by Monster Voodoo Machine plays as Brian McKay makes his entrance.)
Jeff: Introducing first, from Cranbrook, British Columbia, Canada, weighing 221 pounds, here
is Brian McKay!
(The laser lights display a Canadian flag in the ring as McKay makes his way to ringside,
to the boos of the majority of the crowd.)
Chip: Brian McKay is not extremely popular here in his native land.
Fool: well, he sucks. And the fans want to see Headhunter.
Jeff: Next, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 252 pounds, here
is the Headhunter!!
["Staying Alive" by Wyclef Jean blares. As Headhunter stands on the
platform, several fireworks are launched. The crowd gives a mixed reaction.]
Chip: Headhunter wanted a match with Axel Mate, but with Mate on his injured list, he received a
match with McKay instead.
Fool: He better watch himself against "Ballbuster" Brian.
(They are in the ring.
The bell rings. They lock up.
The Headhunter goes for a dragon suplex, but Brian McKay blocks it.
Brian McKay hits The Headhunter with a lariat.
A small "Brian McKay" chant is being started.
Brian McKay whips The Headhunter into the ropes.
Brian McKay hits The Headhunter with a kick.
Brian McKay goes for a roundhouse right, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter kicks Brian McKay.)
Chip: Next week on Triumphant Tuesday, we will be at Hobart Arena in Troy, Ohio, as Headhunter
gets an International Title shot against Sean "The Duke" McKenzie.
Fool: That won't suck.
(Brian McKay hits The Headhunter.
Brian McKay hits The Headhunter with a clothesline.
Brian McKay kicks The Headhunter.
There's a small reaction to Brian McKay.
Brian McKay hits The Headhunter.
The Headhunter kicks Brian McKay.
The Headhunter hits Brian McKay.
Brian McKay hits The Headhunter.
The crowd boos.
The Headhunter hits Brian McKay.)
Chip: And don't forget, fans, tickets go on sale Friday for Triumphant Tuesday's First
Anniversary special on May 5th. We will be live at the world's most famous arena, Madison
Square Garden.
Fool: And why the hell not?
(Brian McKay chops The Headhunter.
Brian McKay executes a headlock takedown on The Headhunter.
Brian McKay uses a forearm to the back on The Headhunter.
Brian McKay uses a lariat on The Headhunter.
The crowd boos.
Brian McKay hits The Headhunter with a low blow.
Brian McKay takes The Headhunter down with a headlock takedown.
Brian McKay whips The Headhunter into the ropes, but The Headhunter reverses it.
The Headhunter goes for a back heel kick, but Brian McKay counters it with
a legsweep.
The Headhunter whips Brian McKay into the ropes, but Brian McKay reverses it.)
Chip: Fool, what's on the hotline tonight?
Fool: 1-900-SWF-NEWS. $1.99 a minute. You must have a lot of money to call. Kids under 18,
call twice. Tonight on Fool's Gold, we have new on several of the legends of wrestling possibly
making special appearances at Birthday Blast! Call now!
(The Headhunter hits Brian McKay with a shoulderblock.
The Headhunter hits a jumping DDT on Brian McKay.
The Headhunter goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Brian McKay
counters it with an elbowsmash.
Brian McKay executes a double underhook suplex on The Headhunter.
Brian McKay goes for the powerbomb suplex, but The Headhunter counters it with
a Hotshot.
The crowd cheers Headhunter.
The Headhunter uses a belly-to-back suplex on Brian McKay.
The Headhunter goes for a backspin DDT, but Brian McKay counters it with
a belly-to-belly suplex.
The crowd boos.
In turn, The Headhunter counters it with a punch.)
Chip: Nice counter by Double H. The Calgary native is definitely a top contender for the TV
title as well.
Fool: TV Title? Who cares? That belt is for newbies or failures. Period.
(The Headhunter hits Brian McKay.
Brian McKay punches The Headhunter.
There's a small reaction to Brian McKay.
Brian McKay chops The Headhunter.
The Headhunter chops Brian McKay.
The crowd goes "Whoo!".
The Headhunter punches Brian McKay.
Brian McKay hits The Headhunter.
The Headhunter punches Brian McKay.
The Headhunter whips Brian McKay into the ropes.)
Chip: Brian McKay is making a mistake trying to match power with Headhunter.
Fool: Collins is right for once. McKay needs to get in some more shots to the goonies.
(The Headhunter hits Brian McKay with a clothesline.
The Headhunter goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Brian McKay
blocks it.
Brian McKay whips The Headhunter into the ropes, but The Headhunter reverses it.
Brian McKay uses a swinging neckbreaker on The Headhunter.
A few fans are cheering on Brian McKay.
Brian McKay nails The Headhunter with a dropkick.
Brian McKay goes for a dropkick, but The Headhunter counters it with a side step.
The Headhunter goes for a European uppercut, but Brian McKay blocks it.
Brian McKay nails The Headhunter with a lariat.
Brian McKay goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but The Headhunter
counters it with a side suplex.
There's a small reaction to The Headhunter.)
Chip: Big side suplex by Headhunter. Fans, Equalizer is being tended to by the SWF trainer in
the back, and he apparently does not have a concussion.
Fool: Well, Shhh and his guys were smart to leave early, because Equal's probably pretty pissed
off by now.
(The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".
There's a small reaction to The Headhunter.
The Headhunter whips Brian McKay into the turnbuckle.
The Headhunter goes for a piledriver, but Brian McKay counters it with
a backdrop.)
Fool: Headhunter doing his impression of David Caruso's career.
(Brian McKay is going for the pin.
Chris Carroll counts: One, kickout.
Brian McKay goes for a punch, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter whips Brian McKay into the ropes.
Brian McKay hits a dropkick on The Headhunter.
Brian McKay hits a dropkick on The Headhunter.
Brian McKay executes a headlock takedown on The Headhunter.
Brian McKay hits The Headhunter.
Brian McKay kicks The Headhunter.)
Chip: The British Columbia native takes the fight to the man with dual citizenship.
Fool: Just finish him, Hunter.
(The Headhunter kicks Brian McKay.
There crowd cheers.
The Headhunter hits Brian McKay.
There's a small reaction to The Headhunter.
Brian McKay hits The Headhunter.
There's a small reaction to Brian McKay.
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: This one isn't going to end any time soon.
Fool: I'm afraid you're right.
(Brian McKay punches The Headhunter.
The Headhunter chops Brian McKay.
A few fans are cheering on The Headhunter.
The Headhunter kicks Brian McKay.
The Headhunter chops Brian McKay.
A small "Headhunter" chant is being started.
The Headhunter uses a double underhook piledriver on Brian McKay.
A small "Headhunter" chant is being started.)
Chip: He's hooking the leg, setting him up for...
(The Headhunter hits a fisherman suplex on Brian McKay.)
Fool: Hunter Plex!
(Chris Carroll counts: One, two, three.
Brian McKay complains about a fast count.
The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter.)
Chip: Headhunter gets the victory!
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 5:29, The Headhunter!
("Stayin' Alive" plays as referee Carroll raises Headhunter's hand in victory.)
(Highlights of the match play.)
Fool: Okay, here's your replay. Headhunter with the nice counter and the belly-to-belly. Drops
him on the head with that double underhook piledriver. Then a sweet fisherman suplex with a
bridge, and he locks the fingers. Headhunter is your winner.
Chip: When Triumphant Tuesday returns, you'll see Moon Dog Gator! Don't go away.
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Chip: Triumphant Tuesday returns live from the Halifax Forum, the site of one of our biggest
shows to date.
Fool: It's our last show in Canada for a while. Thank God.
Jeff: The following contest is set for one fall.
Chip: We should see a classic matchup here between these two big men.
Fool: If Hexx is involved, it can't be a "classic".
Jeff: Introducing first, from Louisiana, weighing in at 381 pounds, and accompanied by his
manager, King Cobra, here is HEXX!
["Born On The Bayou" by CCR blares as Hexx and King Cobra make their way to the ring. Hexx is
wearing a black Jack Daniels T-shirt. Gold fireworks go off and gold lights flash. The crowd boos
loudly.]
Chip: Hexx has slipped from his Gangsta days, but he's still a tough competitor.
Fool: Loser.
Jeff: And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by Dewy Hicks, the former SWF World Heavyweight
Champion...from Jackson, Mississippi, weighing in at 370 pounds... MOON DOG GATOR!!!"
["Bring On The Noise" by Anthrax & Public Enemy blares as Moon Dog makes
his way to the ring. The crowd starts barking.]
Chip: Good news for you, Fool.
Fool: Jeff Hart is the referee! I know! Let's see blood.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Hexx locks Moon Dog Gator in a double chickenwing submission.
Moon Dog Gator reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Moon Dog Gator executes a flying forearm on Hexx.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
A small "Moon Dog Gator" chant is being started.
Moon Dog Gator puts Hexx in a chokehold.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three.
Moon Dog Gator whips Hexx into the ropes.
Moon Dog Gator goes for a sleeperhold, but Hexx blocks it.)
Chip: Moon Dog getting off to a good start. Fans, the "Best of the SWF" special is coming on
Tuesday night, April 28th. For the first time, you'll get to see the SWF's best matches, as
voted by you, the SWF fans.
Fool: We're hosting that, right?
(Hexx hits a chop on Moon Dog Gator.
Hexx runs into the ropes.
Hexx hits Moon Dog Gator with a backdrop.
Hexx hits Moon Dog Gator with a jawbreaker.
Hexx nails Moon Dog Gator with a side suplex.
Hexx is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Hexx hits Moon Dog Gator with a backbreaker.
Hexx executes a double-axhandle chop on Moon Dog Gator.
Hexx executes a chop on Moon Dog Gator.
Hexx runs into the ropes.)
Chip: Absolutely. And we're pleased to announce another match that you'll see on that tremendous
special...
Fool: Is Trinity in it?
(Moon Dog Gator hits Hexx with a short lariat.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
Moon Dog Gator hits Hexx with a thrust kick to the head.
Moon Dog Gator whips Hexx into the ropes.
Moon Dog Gator hits Hexx with an elbow.
Moon Dog Gator gets a chokehold on Hexx.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three.
Moon Dog Gator is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, shoulder up.
Moon Dog Gator scratches his head furiously as he barks.)
Chip: Another near fall by Moon Dog. Yes, actually, it does involve Trinity. It's from the August
2, 1997 edition of SWF Saturday Slaughterhouse. It's the first ever Final Judgment match.
Fool: Hoo-wah!
(A small "Moon Dog Gator" chant is being started.
Moon Dog Gator hits a vertical suplex on Hexx.
Moon Dog Gator goes for a vertical suplex, but Hexx reverses it.
Hexx is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Hexx hits Moon Dog Gator with a flying clothesline.
Hexx executes a double-axhandle chop on Moon Dog Gator.
Hexx gets a clawhold on Moon Dog Gator.
Moon Dog Gator is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Moon Dog Gator tries to escape the hold.
Hexx lets go after 12 seconds.)
Chip: It features Trinity co-founder and former American champion Pagan against "hardcore
legend" Bones Douglas from the RCA Dome in Indianapolis.
Fool: And you can vote for even more Trinity matches online by dropping a line to
aqback@hotmail.com
(Moon Dog Gator takes Hexx down with a flying forearm.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is responding to Moon Dog Gator.
Moon Dog Gator uses a bodyslam on Hexx.
Moon Dog Gator puts Hexx in the STF.
Moon Dog Gator lets go after 12 seconds.
Moon Dog Gator uses a headbutt on Hexx.
Moon Dog Gator uses the Doctor Bomb on Hexx.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Kickout by Hexx. I thought it was over.
Fool: Hexx is lookin' more and more like Michael Doliac. Had you noticed that?
(Moon Dog Gator goes for a punch, but Hexx blocks it.
Hexx gets a chokehold on Moon Dog Gator.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three, four.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three, four, five.
Jeff Hart warns Hexx.
Hexx takes Moon Dog Gator down with a double-axhandle chop.
Hexx runs into the ropes.
Moon Dog Gator goes for a swinging punch, but Hexx blocks it.
Hexx hits Moon Dog Gator with a clothesline.
Hexx goes for a flying clothesline, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with
a duck-down move.)
Chip: Can't say I had...AND NO ONE'S HOME...as Hexx misses with the flying clothesline.
Fool: Go, Moon Dog.
(Moon Dog Gator goes for a sleeperhold, but Hexx blocks it.
Hexx goes for a headbutt, but Moon Dog Gator blocks it.
Moon Dog Gator whips Hexx into the ropes, but Hexx reverses it.
Hexx nails Moon Dog Gator with a fist to the midsection.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: Can't help noticing that neither Dewy Hicks nor king Cobra has interfered thus far.
Fool: The action's been good, so I haven't complained.
(Hexx gives the sign for the Bayou Bomb.
Hexx goes for the Bayou Bomb, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with
a vertical suplex.
The crowd is responding to Moon Dog Gator.
Moon Dog Gator punches Hexx.
A small "Moon Dog Gator" chant is being started.
Hexx chops Moon Dog Gator.
Moon Dog Gator kicks Hexx.
A small "Moon Dog Gator" chant is being started.)
Chip: The crowd is starting to rally behind Moon Dog! Fans, we have some great matches coming
up on SWF TV.
Fool: They'd be even better if Tom Pho wasn't in them.
(Moon Dog Gator chops Hexx.
The crowd is responding to Moon Dog Gator.
Moon Dog Gator uses a roundhouse right on Hexx.
Moon Dog Gator uses a facebite on Hexx.
Moon Dog Gator throws Hexx out of the ring.
Jeff Hart counts: one, two, three, Hexx reenters the ring.
Moon Dog Gator throws Hexx out of the ring.
Moon Dog Gator goes through the ropes.)
Chip: This match is going to the floor. On SWF Around the World this weekend, you will see a
classic match between SWF Toughman Champion Tom Pho and Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Fool: Boo! Two of the all-time do-gooders in our sport.
(The crowd is cheering on Moon Dog Gator.
Moon Dog Gator whips Hexx into the guardrail.
Moon Dog Gator executes a roundhouse right on Hexx.
Moon Dog Gator reenters the ring.
Hexx follows him back in.
Moon Dog Gator goes for a headbutt, but Hexx blocks it.
Hexx whips Moon Dog Gator into the ropes.
Moon Dog Gator goes for a bodyslam, but Hexx counters it with an elbowsmash.)
Chip: Then, on Slaughterhouse, you'll see a barbed-wire triangle match with Tom Pho, Equalizer
and Sandman.
Fool: The only problem with that is, it's a non-title match!
(Hexx hits an inverted power bomb on Moon Dog Gator.
The crowd is responding to Hexx.
Hexx takes Moon Dog Gator down with a backbreaker.
Hexx uses a double-axhandle chop on Moon Dog Gator.
Hexx uses a fist to the midsection on Moon Dog Gator.
Hexx goes for the Bayou Bomb, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with a backdrop.
Moon Dog Gator executes a thrust kick to the head on Hexx.
Moon Dog Gator places Hexx on the turnbuckle.)
Chip: He's got Hexx positioned on the turnbuckle.
Fool: Superplex on Hexx!
(Moon Dog Gator executes a superplex on Hexx.
The crowd is going crazy.
Moon Dog Gator goes for a vertical suplex, but Hexx blocks it.
Hexx goes for a forearm smash, but Moon Dog Gator blocks it.
Moon Dog Gator goes for a bearhug, but Hexx counters it with a facerake.
Hexx hits a chop on Moon Dog Gator.
Hexx whips Moon Dog Gator into the ropes.
Hexx uses a powerslam on Moon Dog Gator.
Jeff Hart counts: One, kickout.)
Chip: Moon Dog kicks out of the powerslam.
Fool: We don't get to see this Original Pornsta much, but I like him.
(Hexx uses an inverted power bomb on Moon Dog Gator.
The crowd is cheering on Hexx.
Hexx hits a flying clothesline on Moon Dog Gator.
There are lots of chants for Hexx.
Moon Dog Gator goes for a punch, but Hexx blocks it.
Hexx uses a chop on Moon Dog Gator.
Hexx takes Moon Dog Gator down with a flying clothesline.
Hexx goes for a forearm smash, but Moon Dog Gator blocks it.)
Chip: Great action here. The kind of action we'll see throughout the month of April as we count
down to Birthday Blast.
Fool: You're really running out of new material, aren't you?
(Moon Dog Gator kicks Hexx.
The crowd is really behind Moon Dog Gator.
Moon Dog Gator hits Hexx.
Moon Dog Gator kicks Hexx.
Moon Dog Gator executes an elbowsmash on Hexx.
Moon Dog Gator gives the sign for the D-Dog-T.)
Chip: He's on the ropes.
Fool: It's the D-Dog-T!
(Moon Dog Gator hits the D-Dog-T and goes for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Moon Dog Gator.)
Chip: It's over! A big win for Moon Dog!
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 9:47, Moon Dog Gator!
(Dewy Hicks faces the camera, saying "Dat's de Original Pornsta!" as "Bring the Noize" plays and
the crowd cheers.)
Chip: You know what this means, don't you, Tim?
(Moon Dog and Dewy are hustled out of the ring.)
Fool (unenthusaiastically): Texas Pete is next?
Chip: You guessed it.
("The Eyes of Texas" by the University of Texas marching band plays over the speakers
as Texas Pete emerges from the back wearing his cowboy hat, jeans, cowboy boots and a
leather jacket. He cracks his bullwhip and receives a polite reaction from the crowd.)
Fool: Lots of cowboys in Nova Scotia, aren't there?
Chip: Actually, no.
(Texas Pete grabs the mic.)
Texas: Howdy, folks.
Fool: Giant Killer's the guest, right?
Chip: Right.
Fool: Can I leave now?
Texas: My guest tonight hails from Greenland. Please wahlcome The Giant Killer!
("For whom the bell tolls" by Metallica plays. The Giant Killer comes out from behind the
curtain, along with his two huge, cloaked "bodyguards". He raises his hands in the air as
fireworks go off. The crowd cheers.)
Chip: You're not leaving?
Fool: Can't make fun of him from the men's room, can I?
Texas: Now, y'all are from Greenland, right? What was it lahk growin' up with
them Esk-ee-mos?
GK: Eskimos....well there are a few. They have a simpler way of life, no
car or processed food. They live longer because of this..
Fool: What is this? The friggin' Discovery Channel?
Texas: Yer a good wrassler and all that. What do ya need these fellers in the
cloaks for?
GK: There are so many stables here in the SWF that I might need some help if I
get into some trouble. Some of you might remember them from another time.
Chip: Don't those guys look familiar to you, Fool?
Fool: Nope.
Texas: Tell us about that cage match ya had with that new guy, the Brooklyn
Dodger fella, on Slaughterhouse.
GK: My match with Dodger, welll he won't be able to dodge much when I get
through with him. I wanted it in a cage for something different, I have only
had normal matches until now but it will be a good fight.
Texas: What are yer goals here in da S-Dub Ya-F?
GK: I really don't have any goals right now, but I would like to get my hands
on a few of the belts in the future.
Texas: Right now, who would you lahk to get a match against?
GK: I would like a match with Mr. Shhh again.....I almost beat him the first
time we fought and I could beat him if he put up the title.
Texas: What do ya think of yer chances in that there TV tah-tell Tourn-ee-mint
we got comin' up?
GK: My chances in for the TV title will be good, but I have my eyes set on
higher things.
Fool: Learning English would be a hell of a start.
Chip: Would you be serious?
Texas: Is that dangerous when y'all go around runnin' on the hoods of cars and
stuff?
GK: Dangerous, ha! I wasn't concerned with that, I was just ticked off
enough to chase a man through the city. He is lucky that I was tired from the
chase...
Texas: Ladies and gentlemen, the Giant Killer.
(Fireworks go off as GK leaves the ring.)
Chip: He seems like a nice guy. I'll be pulling for him.
Fool: "And, also on the card, the adorable midgets!"
Chip: (* sigh *) Fans, when we return, we'll see an American Title match. Don't you go away!
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Chip: We're back with more of Triumphant Tuesday live from Winnipeg.
Fool: Pro wrestling's number-one rated show, each and every Tuesday night!
Chip: What he said. It's time for the rematch, as Hot Shot Donovan defends the American Title
against Fatal Fury!
Jeff: The following contest is set for one fall. It's for the SWF American title!
(The crowd roars.)
Jeff: Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 294
pounds, here is Fatal Fury!!
[Strobe lights flash and Metallica's "And Justice For All" blares. The
crowd cheers loudly as Fatal Fury makes his way down the aisle.]
Chip: Fatal Fury appears to be the choice of this capacity crowd here in Halifax.
Fool: Well, I don't have anything bad to say about Fatal. But he's not Trinity.
Jeff: And his opponent!
["Dam That River" blares through the speakers of the arena. The crowd boos.]
Jeff: Being led to the ring by his manager, Trisha Deneke, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in
at 234 pounds, here is the SWF American champion, Hot Shot Donovan!!
[The crowd begins to boo as Hot Shot pushes his way out from behind the
curtain. He is wearing a black leather jacket saying HSD on the back with a
big red Trinity stamp over it and his wrestling gear. He makes his way down
the aisle, and stops halfway, giving a young lady his sunglasses before
proceeding to the ring. Sliding into the ring, he runs to a turnbuckle and
climbs to the second turnbuckle, flexing for the crowd. He then hops down
as his music starts to fade out.]
Chip: There's the SWF American Champion.
Fool: He's beaten Mr. Shhh. He's beaten Tom Pho. He beat Original Gangsta and Jagged Edge.
Whether you like him or you don't, learn to live with him.
Chip: Good grief. Andrew Borgert is your referee, and we're set to go!
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Fatal Fury uses a Tombstone on Hot Shot Donovan.
A small "Fatal Fury" chant is being started.
Fatal Fury catches Hot Shot Donovan in a figure-four leglock.
Hot Shot Donovan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Fatal Fury goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan throws Fatal Fury out of the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan goes through the ropes.)
Chip: The American champion takes it to the floor.
Fool: He's got him hooked up!
(Hot Shot Donovan executes a vertical suplex on Fatal Fury.
Andrew Borgert counts: 1.
Hot Shot Donovan reenters the ring.
Fatal Fury follows him back in.
Hot Shot Donovan hits a gutwrench suplex on Fatal Fury.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Great gutwrench and a near fall by Donovan.
(Hot Shot Donovan complains about a slow count.
A small "Hot Shot" chant is being started.)
Fool: Forget the ref! Keep on him!
(Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes.
Fatal Fury gets a sleeperhold on Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Fatal Fury whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes.
Fatal Fury hits Hot Shot Donovan with an elbow.
Fatal Fury hits Hot Shot Donovan with a reverse neckbreaker.
A few fans are cheering on Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury runs into the ropes.)
Chip: The challenger rallies with some offense.
Fool: Boo!
(Fatal Fury nails Hot Shot Donovan with a lariat.
Fatal Fury goes for the Furious Fall, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a backdrop.
The crowd is cheering on Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a palm blow, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury hits Hot Shot Donovan.
A small "Fatal Fury" chant is being started.
Fatal Fury punches Hot Shot Donovan.
Fatal Fury gets a sleeperhold on Hot Shot Donovan.)
Chip: Sleeper! Sleeper!
Fool: Come on, Trisha! Help him out.
(Hot Shot Donovan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Fatal Fury hits an elbowsmash on Hot Shot Donovan.
Fatal Fury locks Hot Shot Donovan in a double chickenwing submission.
Hot Shot Donovan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan tries to escape the hold.
Hot Shot Donovan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds.)
Chip: Fatal Fury wearing the champion down with some submission holds.
Fool: I haven't seen Donovan give up yet, Chip, but he's having problems.
(Fatal Fury goes for an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker, but Hot Shot Donovan
counters it with an elbowsmash.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Fatal Fury.
The crowd is really behind Hot Shot Donovan.
Fatal Fury hits Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan chops Fatal Fury.
Hot Shot Donovan chops Fatal Fury.
The crowd is really behind Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Fatal Fury.)
Fool: There you go, Hot Shot!
Chip: Fury holds one win over Donovan. And if Donovan is counted out or disqualified, he'll
have to wrestle Fury again.
(The crowd is really behind Hot Shot Donovan.
Fatal Fury hits an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on Hot Shot Donovan.
Fatal Fury runs into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan misses with an elbow.
Fatal Fury goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Hot Shot Donovan
counters it with a facerake.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a flying dropkick on Fatal Fury.
The crowd is going crazy.
Hot Shot Donovan uses a back suplex on Fatal Fury.)
Chip: The champ used that illegal face rake to turn the tide.
Fool: That's Trinity style, sports fans!
(The chants for Hot Shot Donovan are deafening.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Fatal Fury
counters it with a side suplex.
The crowd is really behind Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury executes a vertical suplex on Hot Shot Donovan.
Fatal Fury hits Hot Shot Donovan with a Gorilla Press.
Hot Shot Donovan throws Fatal Fury out of the ring.
Andrew Borgert counts: one, two, Fatal Fury reenters the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan chops Fatal Fury.)
Fool: Whoo!
Chip: Oh, brother.
(Hot Shot Donovan punches Fatal Fury.
The crowd erupts.
Hot Shot Donovan chops Fatal Fury.
The crowd is behind Hot Shot Donovan all the way.
Hot Shot Donovan throws Fatal Fury out of the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan goes through the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan nails Fatal Fury with a forearm to the back.
Andrew Borgert counts: 1.)
Chip: They're fighting out on the floor opposite us.
Fool: Donovan is willing to try any tactic. He'll take it to the floor, he'll stall. But as
long as he doesn't get pinned in the ring, Trinity is OK.
(Hot Shot Donovan reenters the ring.
Fatal Fury follows him back in.
Fatal Fury takes Hot Shot Donovan down with an elbowsmash.
Fatal Fury executes a Gorilla Press on Hot Shot Donovan.
There are lots of chants for Fatal Fury.
Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan takes Fatal Fury down with an inverted atomic drop.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.)
Chip: We'll have an update on Equalizer's condition at the end of this match. And, oh my!
Fool: No! Big elbow!
(Fatal Fury hits Hot Shot Donovan with an elbow.
Fatal Fury is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.
Fatal Fury goes for an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker, but Hot Shot Donovan
counters it with an elbowsmash.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: Another great counter by Donovan.
Fool: He can't go locking up with Fury. Fury is the bigger man.
(Hot Shot Donovan kicks Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury punches Hot Shot Donovan.
Fatal Fury is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Fatal Fury hits Hot Shot Donovan.
The crowd is cheering on Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury goes for a cobra clutch, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
an armdrag takedown.)
Chip: Armdrag. Another incredible counter.
(We see a shot of Trisha cheering on Hot Shot.)
Fool: Hoo-wah!
(Hot Shot Donovan takes Fatal Fury down with an elbowsmash.
Hot Shot Donovan punches Fatal Fury.
There are lots of chants for Hot Shot Donovan.
Fatal Fury punches Hot Shot Donovan.
Fatal Fury is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Fatal Fury kicks Hot Shot Donovan.)
Chip: Kicks and punches by the challenger. You're right, Fool. Fatal is trying to brawl his
way to the American Title.
Fool: This sucks.
(The crowd is cheering on Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan misses with an elbow.
Fatal Fury hits Hot Shot Donovan with a choke slam.
The crowd is cheering on Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, kickout.)
Chip: Donovan kicks out! He kicks out of the chokeslam at one!
Fool: Look at Fury! He's frustrated.
(Fatal Fury locks Hot Shot Donovan in a chokehold.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three, four, five.
Andrew Borgert warns Fatal Fury.)
Chip: Borgert has laid down the law in this match.
Fool: He's choking him again!
(Fatal Fury puts Hot Shot Donovan in a chokehold.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three, four, five.
Andrew Borgert disqualifies Fatal Fury.)
Chip: Borgert's called for the bell!
Fool: Donovan wins! Donovan wins!
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 6:37, Hot Shot Donovan!
("Dam that River" plays. Fury is arguing with Andrew Borgert, who shows no signs of backing
down. Trisha raises Donovan's arm as they leave with the American belt.)
Chip: Fatal Fury ignored the warning of referee Andrew Borgert, and it cost him the match.
Fool: Well, we've still got a tag title match to come.
Chip: I'm being informed that we have a situation in the back. We have a camera standing by.
Let's go to Texas Pete.
(Cut to Texas Pete standing in the back. We see Deaf Leopard and SWF trainer Dr. Robert DaSilva
unconscious on the ground.)
Texas: Well, fellas, they was trying to hold Equalizer in the back for obsa...obster...to keep
an eye of him. Then Equalizah went loony and Face Planted the doc. When the other wrasslers
tried to jump in, he beat them up too. Last I saw, he was headed out for the production truck.
Let's throw it back up to you guys in the arena.
(Shot of Chip and the Fool back at the broadcast table. We see Vice-President McNeill and the
SWF Security Team scrambling over the railing.)
Fool: Equal's going out to the truck? I think I like it! Maybe he'll take over the show!
Chip: Well, we have to take a break. Our main event is still to come...
Fool: ...We'll have more SWF Trinity Tuesday when we come back! Yes! This rules!
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Chip: We're back with more Triumphant Tuesday live from Halifax, Nova Scotia.
Fool: Home of...smoked salmon, I guess.
Chip: I'm told we have a situation in our main production truck. We have a camera standing by.
(A shot of the SWF production truck, where director Mike Mann, and assistants Greg Rickabaugh
and Michael Wright, looking very uncomfortable, are trapped with an insane-looking Equalizer.)
Chip: There's Equalizer! Let's see if we can get some audio.
Equal (faintly at first, but getting stronger): Where did they go? WHERE ARE THEY?
Mann: I told you! We don't have any footage of them after they attacked you.
(Equalizer screams incoherently and bangs his hand down on a table, cracking the table.)
Wright (nervously): We...uh...had the shot of them...uh...getting in a limo, and then they left.
Equal: Shut up! (He stands next to a bank of monitors.) They can't all be gone! Find them.
Any of them! Find Mr. Shhh! Find Sandman! The Men in Black! McKenzie! Flash!
Wright (nervously): Uhhh...sir?
Equal: WHAT?
Wright: My rundown says...uh...Flash is in the next match, sir.
Equal (grabbing Wright by the collar): WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?!
(He sets Wright down and storms off.)
Fool: Uh-oh!
Chip: Ah...let's get up to the ring.
(The shot cuts back to Jeff Ayres in the ring.)
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is our main event! It is set for one fall, and it is
for the SWF Tag Team Titles!
(The crowd rises to its feet.)
Fool: Here we go!
Chip: This should be a classic Tag Team Title match!
Jeff: Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Higgins, from Detroit, Michigan, at a total
combined weight of 569 pounds, God's Tears...Flash...THE SOB's!
("Flash" by Queen begins to play. As the song builds and Flash jumps insanely through the
curtains, fireworks explode on both sides of the entrance. Frightened by the fireworks, he
leaps into the air, lands on his feet... and begins talking to himself as he walks to the ring.
He motions to slap hands with the fans, but shoves them off and gives them the middle finger
instead. As he turns away from the fans, he begins laughing to himself. God's Tears, looking
pissed off at the world, comes down the aisle a few paces behind him.)
Chip: He's a jerk...
Fool: ...He's a pain...
Chip & Fool: ...He's Flash!
Jeff: And their opponents...
('Sleep When I'm Dead' by Bon Jovi begins to play. The arena is blacked out as the theme
music plays, the only light is a series of strobe lights pulsing to the music. Highlights
of the Dead and their matches play on the SWF video wall.)
Jeff: From Parts Unknown, weighing in at a total combined weight of 536 pounds, here are Rigor
and Mortis: The Living Dead!
(Rigor and Mortis come out to the boos of the crowd.)
Chip: The Fool calls these two men the greatest tag team in the world. I don't know about that.
But I do know that they are the only two-time tag team champions in SWF history.
Fool: They've also held the belts longer than any other team.
Chip: All four wrestlers are in the ring. Chris Carroll is your referee. And we're...
(A burst of loud music emerges from the speakers.)
# FORTUNE, FAME. MIRROR VAIN. GONE INSANE. But the mem-o-ry... remains! #
Fool: ...And we're about to get really pissed if that's who I think it is!
(David Storm trips through the curtains and into the arena wearing black
leather pants, a black Ministry "Psalm 69" shirt, tired and worn boots
that are unlaced, and a leather jacket. His hair has been cut short
and sloppy and colored jet black, and his face is covered in black eye
shadow.)
Chip: It's David Storm.
Fool: ...AntiChrist Soccer Mom.
(The crowd boos loudly as Storm steps into the center of the ring
and extends his hand to GT. The music stops. GT in turn slaps his hand away and spits a
big one right on David Storm's face. The crowd errupts in cheers and
Mortis grabs a microphone.)
Mortis: Hey Davey. Take your worm meat carcass out of here and back
to the retirement home.
Fool: Yes! Attaboy, Mortis!
(GT pulls the microphone away from Mortis)
GT: We've got a match scheduled here, and if you aren't out of the
ring in the next minute, you're going to be involuntarily a part of it.
Chip: I don't like David Storm's chances here.
Fool: Get his ass out of here
(Storm reaches for the mic, and after GT pulls it away a few times..
David manages to get a hold of it.)
DS: Your souls are troubled, and the anger that you have built within
yourself is divine. Yet no fear should be held in your hearts. Your
savior is here!
(The crowd boos.)
Flash (screaming): PRAISE THE LORD!!!
Chip: What is he raving about?
DS: Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages.. the wait is over!
(The lights go out and "The Memory Remains" by Metallica begins to
play.)
DS: Now who's laughing?
Fool: He's bringing someone out!
(Spotlights hit the curtains and everyone's attention seems focused on
the entrance, but ..... nothing happens)
DS: Uh.. yes... he's here! Come on out!
(The lights return and the music stops, leaving David Storm in the
middle of the ring with a dumbfounded look on his face.)
Fool: What an idiot.
(Now the crowd is REALLY booing Storm.)
DS: I don't know wha.....
(Unfortunately for Storm, that's as far as he gets, because God's Tears clotheslines him in the
back of the head. He lands by Rigor and Mortis, who begin stomping on him.)
Chip: Whoever David Storm's savior is, he's not helping him now!
(The foursome pull Storm to their feet just long enough for Flash to throw him out through the
ropes. GT shakes hands with the Dead while Flash screams "I'm the REAL Savior of the Universe!"
at the retreating David Storm.)
Fool: Can we have our match now?
Chip: Absolutely. It looks like Flash will start us off against Mortis.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Mortis whips Flash into the ropes, but Flash reverses it.
Flash misses with a clothesline.
Mortis hits Flash with a rana.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
Mortis hits Flash with a choke slam.
Mortis whips Flash into the ropes.
Mortis hits Flash with a kick.)
Chip: We're underway. And Mortis is all over Flash!
Fool: Flash better get it together in a hurry.
(Mortis hits a faceslam on Flash.
Mortis goes for the Mortis Tortise, but Flash counters it with a small package.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Flash runs into the ropes.
Mortis hits Flash with a shoulderblock.
Mortis nails Flash with a bulldog headlock.
Mortis whips Flash into the ropes, but Flash reverses it.
Flash hits Mortis with an elbow.
Flash climbs onto the turnbuckle and gives the crowd a crotch chop.
The crowd is responding to Flash.)
Fool: What a nut.
Chip: What do you think of this bizarre behavior by David Storm?
(Flash uses an inverted atomic drop on Mortis.
Gods Tears enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Gods Tears goes for a faceslam, but Mortis blocks it.
Gods Tears rolls out of the ring.
Mortis goes for a DDT, but Flash counters it with a backdrop.
Flash tags out to Gods Tears.
Gods Tears and Flash hit Mortis with a double low blow.
Gods Tears and Flash hit Mortis with a double dropkick to the knee.)
Fool: Storm? He's another nut.
Chip: I can't help but get the feeling that someone is pulling David Storm's strings.
(Rigor enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Gods Tears and Flash whip Mortis into the ropes.
They hit Mortis with a double kick to the midsection.
Flash leaves the ring.
Gods Tears goes for an avalanche, but Mortis counters it with a side step.
The crowd is cheering on Mortis.
Mortis tags out to Rigor.
Rigor and Mortis whip Gods Tears into the ropes.)
Chip: Good teamwork by the Tag Team Champions as the powerful Rigor tags in.
Fool: Double team move coming up.
(They attempt to hit Gods Tears with a double clothesline, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
Gods Tears hits them with a double clothesline.
A small "Gods Tears" chant is being started.
Mortis leaves the ring.
Gods Tears goes for a neck snap, but Rigor blocks it.
Rigor whips Gods Tears into the ropes, but Gods Tears reverses it.
Gods Tears hits Rigor with a backdrop.
Rigor falls out of the ring.)
Chip: The former Toughman champ has no problems taking this to the floor.
(Gods Tears goes through the ropes.
Gods Tears whips Rigor into the guardrail.
Gods Tears goes for a football tackle, but Rigor counters it with a side step.
Rigor throws Gods Tears back into the ring.
Rigor tags out to Mortis.
Mortis and Rigor whip Gods Tears into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Gods Tears with a double kick to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
Rigor leaves the ring.
Flash is arguing with at ringside fan.)
Chip: Tears took on both members of the Dead by himself while Flash was arguing with the crowd.
How about that?
Fool: Yeah. That's a formula for success.
(Gods Tears goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Mortis counters it with
a side step.
The crowd is really behind Mortis.
Mortis hits a thrust kick to the head on Gods Tears.
Mortis has the crowd going wild.
Mortis takes Gods Tears down with a DDT.
The chants for Mortis are deafening.
Mortis whips Gods Tears into the ropes.
Gods Tears hits Mortis with a backdrop.)
Chip: Big backdrop by God's Tears! Looking at the tag team scene, I'd say Endless Fury is
probably going to get the next title shot.
Fool: Not so fast. You're forgetting the Thugz.
(Gods Tears executes a jawbreaker on Mortis.
Gods Tears takes Mortis down with a dropkick to the knee.
Gods Tears goes for a faceslam, but Mortis blocks it.
Mortis whips Gods Tears into the ropes, but Gods Tears reverses it.
Gods Tears hits Mortis with a shoulderblock.
Gods Tears nails Mortis with a jawbreaker.
Flash is standing in front of the ringside camera.)
Flash: Keep the f[bleep]in' camera on me! Because I'm the Savior of the M[bleep]f[bleep]in'
Universe!
Chip: GT is reaching for the tag!
Fool: And Flash isn't there!
(Gods Tears is yelling at Flash to get back on the apron.
Gods Tears whips Mortis into the ropes.
He hits Mortis with a double fist to the midsection.
Gods Tears uses a reverse neckbreaker on Mortis.
The crowd is cheering on Gods Tears.
Mortis puts Gods Tears in a sleeperhold.
Gods Tears is struggling to reach the ropes.
Gods Tears reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.)
Chip: Tears just manages to escape the sleeper!
Fool: This is basically a handicap match, Chip!
(Mortis whips Gods Tears into the ropes.
Mortis nails Gods Tears with a flying clothesline.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Mortis whips Gods Tears into the ropes.
Mortis nails Gods Tears with spinning headscissors.
Mortis throws Gods Tears out of the ring.
Mortis goes through the ropes.
Chris Carroll counts: 1.
Flash has his back turned to the action.)
Fool: They're out on the floor!
Chip: And he's still not helping his partner!
(Chris Carroll counts: 2.
Mortis nails Gods Tears with a fist to the midsection.
Rigor comes over to make it two-on-one.
Rigor executes a dropkick on Gods Tears.
Mortis puts Gods Tears in a sleeperhold.
Flash comes over and lays out Rigor.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: Flash is finally helping Tears.
Fool: Carroll has stopped the count. He's letting them fight!
(Gods Tears goes for a football tackle, but Mortis counters it with
a kick to the head.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Gods Tears hits Flash.)
Chip: Mortis ducked and GT hit Flash!
Fool: I don't know. He didn't duck THAT quickly, Chip.
(Mortis uses a spinning power bomb on Flash.
Mortis whips Gods Tears into the guardrail.
Mortis reenters the ring.
Gods Tears follows him back in.
Mortis tags out to Rigor.
Rigor and Mortis hit Gods Tears with a double choke slam.
Rigor and Mortis whip Gods Tears into the ropes.
Rigor and Mortis hit Gods Tears with a double fist to the midsection.)
Chip: Tears is taking a beating! And Flash isn't even paying attention.
Fool: That's probably why you don't here tales about all the great former criminally insane
World Champions.
(Rigor and Mortis whip Gods Tears into the ropes.
They hit Gods Tears with a double clothesline.
Flash enters the ring and lays out Mortis.
Gods Tears is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Gods Tears hits Rigor with a football tackle.
Equalizer bursts through the curtain.)
Chip: It's Equalizer! He's coming to the ring!
Fool: I saw what he was doing earlier. I'm out of here.
(Fool throws down his headset and climbs out through the crowd.
(Flash takes Rigor down with a tiger suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is cheering on Flash.
Flash leaves the ring.
Gods Tears takes Rigor down with a kneeling headbutt.
Gods Tears nails Rigor with a dropkick to the knee.
Gods Tears nails Rigor with a jumping neck snap.
Gods Tears is getting a good reaction from the crowd.)
Chip: Equalizer is heading over to the front row!
(We see Equalizer standing in front of the rail, on the other side of Frenck, McNeill and
Clayton.)
(Gods Tears runs into the ropes.
Gods Tears misses with a shoulderblock.
Rigor and Gods Tears get hit with a double clothesline.
Rigor uses spinning headscissors on Gods Tears.
Rigor goes for a Tombstone, but Gods Tears blocks it.
Gods Tears nails Rigor with an inverted power bomb.)
Equal: I will destroy this federation, Frenck, and everything in it! DO YOU HEAR ME?
(Gods Tears goes to tag Flash, but Flash is screaming and pointing at Equalizer.
Gods Tears hits an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Rigor.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Gods Tears complains about a slow count.
There are lots of chants for Gods Tears.
Gods Tears goes for a German suplex, but Rigor counters it with an elbowsmash.)
Equal: No one is safe! Not you, Frenck, or you, McNeill, or Clayton! No one!
Chip: Equalizer has flipped!
(Rigor nails Gods Tears with a kick to the midsection.
Rigor gives the sign for the Rigor Vigor.
Rigor executes the Rigor Vigor on Gods Tears.
Gods Tears is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Gods Tears reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Rigor hits Gods Tears with a fist to the midsection.
Equalizer is heading toward the broadcast table.)
Chip: He's coming this way! He's...
(Chip drops his headset and runs over, narrowly evading Equalizer. Equal picks up the headset.)
Equal: Hello...
(He smashes the mic down, hard, against the broadcast table. There is a loud CRACK!, then...
silence.)
(Rigor runs into the ropes.
Rigor locks Gods Tears in an abdominal stretch.
Gods Tears reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Rigor goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Gods Tears blocks it.
Gods Tears takes Rigor down with a ropeburn.
Gods Tears whips Rigor into the ropes.
Flash is standing on the apron, screaming at the crowd.
We hear the crowd noise as the sound is turned back on.)
(Equalizer picks up the monitor on the bradcast and...
CRASH!
...he smashes it down to the floor. Then, with a sweep of his hand, he clears the table,
sending all the other equipment flying to the floor.)
(Gods Tears hits Rigor with an elbow.
Flash still has his back turned to GT.
Gods Tears taps Flash on the back.
Chris Carroll makes the "tag" signal.
Gods Tears grabs Flash and pulls him over the top rope, into the ring.
Gods Tears goes for a brain buster, but Rigor blocks it.
Gods Tears rolls out of the ring.
Mortis enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Rigor hits Flash with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Equalizer climbs up on the apron.
We hear the voice of Texas Pete.)
Texas: Hold on!
(Rigor uses a flying forearm on Flash.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
Rigor has the crowd going wild.
Mortis catches Flash in a sleeperhold.
Flash is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Flash reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Chris Carroll is trying to order Mortis out of the ring.
Equalizer enters the ring.)
Texas: Here ya go.
(There is a rustling noise.)
Chip: Mic check...one...two...
(Equalizer executes the Face Plant on Chris Carroll.
The crowd erupts.)
Chip: Oh, my God!
(Equalizer clotheslines Flash. The Living Dead move over as if to prevent Tears from helping
his partner, but GT stands his crowd. He doesn't look too anxious to help Flash, though.
Pat McNeill is ordering the SWF Security people into the ring. Brian Frenck is signalling for
the timekeeper to ring the bell.)
(Cut to a shot of Chip, who is standing in the aisle, holding a handheld mic.)
Chip: Equalizer has attacked referee Chris Carroll after destroying our broadcast table and
attacking the SWF trainer!
(Equalizer has Flash down and is punching him. Three security guards enter the ring to try and
pull him off of Flash.)
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, President Frenck has ordered The Living Dead disqualified as a
result of outside interference. Therefore, your winners, in a time of 9:19, are the S.O.B.'s!
(One of the security guards attempts to put Equalizer in a choke hold. Equalizer flips him over
and begins punching the guard. God's Tears, shaking his head, returns to the back.)
Chip: Equalizer's flipped! He's lost it! Fans, we have to go! I mean, we really have to...
(The Triumphant Tuesday music starts up quickly, drowning out the sound. The camera pulls back
to a wide shot of the arena. We see security trying to handcuff Equalizer, and more security on
the way down the aisle. If you look closely, you can see President Frenck screaming at
Equalizer from his ringside seat, while VP McNeill is giving the "cut" signal to the ringside
cameraman. This seems as good a place as any to...)
(...fade to black.)
c) 1998 SWF Triumphant Tuesday
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