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(The SWF logo apears on the screen)
Announcer: The Supreme Wrestling Federation.
The S-W-F.
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(Suddenly, two figures in trenchcoats step in front of him. Equalizer's jaw drops open and he
drops his gym bag. Equalizer is face to face with the MIBs; Mr. Smith and Mr. Jones. Equalizer,
after a second's hesitation, charges Smith and Jones. He is holding his own against the two
bodyguards for a few seconds, when he attacked from behind by Sandman and Sean McKenzie. Soon
Equalizer is being pummeled by all four men.)
("Why can't we be friends?" by Smashmouth begins to play.)
# Why can't WE be friends? #
(Clip of Equalizer and the Dead jumping Mr. Shhh and the Men in Black in the aisle.)
# Why can't we be friends? #
(Clip of The Living Dead hitting the Autopsy on Sandman.)
# Why can't we be friends? #
(Clip of the Dead throwing Sandman into the back of the taxi.)
# Why can't we be friends? #
(Clip of Equalizer destroying the broadcast table.)
(The music continues to play through highlights of the Shhh-Equalizer feud.)
Chip: SWF Triumphant Tuesday is next!
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(An overhead shot of a wrestling ring in the middle of a vacant parking lot in a big city.
Night time. The opening bars of "The Extremist" by Joe Satriani play as we see shadowy figures
approach the ring from all sides. There is an explosion, near the ring, increasing the amount
of available light...
And we see the faces of the wrestlers. Jagged Edge and Shae Smith approach the ring as we
see an image of Edge executing the Shattered Dreams on Carey Stone projected on the building
behind him. Equalizer's black pickup backs up to the site, with Destiny at the wheel and
Equalizer standing in the truck bed. We see an image of Equal hitting the Face Plant on Reaper
projected on the building behind him.
Sandman walks in, waving his pitchfork and accompanied by Michelle. We see a shot of Sandman
knocking Lethal off the ladder projected on the building next to him. Moon Dog and Dewy Hicks
walk in from a nearby alley. We see an image of Moon Dog hitting the D-Dog-T on Billy Talent
projected on the wall above him.
A shot of the ground near the ring. The Living Dead emerge through the soil, as a shot of them
hitting the Autopsy on the Westside Ridas is projected on the ground next to them. We see Rock
'n Roll Animal standing atop a building, as an image of the Animal hitting a frog splash on Sean
Slade plays beneath him.
An ice cream truck pulls up and God's Tears emerges from the back, as a shot of GT applying
the Hurt on Death Angel is projected on the side of the truck. A stretch limo pulls right up
to ringside. We look in the back and see Mr. Shhh and the Men in Black watching a videotape of
Shhh hitting the Peacemaker on Akira the Samurai.
Cut to an overhead shot of the ring, with the SWF wrestlers approaching from all sides. As
they are all about to enter, we see a burst of fireworks, then the Triumphant Tuesday logo,
followed by another burst of fireworks, which dissolves to...)
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(The inside of a packed arena. There are screaming fans and fireworks going off around the ring
and along the rampway. The graphic reads:
"LIVE! Hobart Arena
Troy, Ohio"
The camera pans the crowd, lingering on some of the unique signs there: "K-Rock rules the web."
"SWF: Our champs aren't in rehab!", "Crazygirl 4 Life!", "McKenzie: The best there is, the best
there was and the best there ever will be", "Enter Sandman", "Bring back O.D.B.!", and three fans
dressed in Gangsta T-shirts unveiling a banner that reads "Rock 'n Roll All Night!")
Chip: Welcome, everyone, to Troy, Ohio!
(Shots of two young boys, both wearing HardRock T-shirts.)
Chip: Welcome to The Halifax Forum!
(Shot of SWF suits Brian Frenck, Pat McNeill and Sean Clayton, who are sitting in the front row
in jeans and wearing matching black SWF Birthday Blast T-shirts. Three SWF security guards are
seated next to Frenck. A fan sneaks behind Frenck with a sign that says "Frenck is Equalizer's
bitch", but he is quickly apprehended and beaten by security. The camera cuts away.)
Chip: Welcome to Triumphant Tuesday!
(The angle pans down to the announce desk, where we see Chip Collins, wearing an SWF blazer and
a red power tie, next to "The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen, wearing a Charlotte Hornets hat and a
...heavy coat?)
Chip: I'm Chip Collins, along with the man wrestling fans love to love...
Fool: ..."The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen!
(Chip looks over The Fool's outfit.)
Chip: What's going on?
Fool: A scoop, Chipper. I have exclusive news as to who the newest member of Trinity is. And
I'll announce it tonight, right here on Triumphant Tuesday!
Chip: I still don't understand the coat.
Fool: You'll figure it out.
Chip: We have a huge main event tonight on Triumphant Tuesday. You will see the Thugz take on
Sandman and the SWF World Champion, Mr. Shhh!
Fool: Also, tonight, Sean McKenzie defends against Headhunter. I'm warning you, Collins. I see
the belt changing hands.
Chip: A strong possibility. Also, in one of the bravest moves in the history of live TV, Texas
Pete will be conducting an interview with the S.O.B.'s, God's Tears and Flash!
Fool: I got more news for you, Collins. I saw the Living Dead backstage an hour ago. Equalizer
may be suspended, but the World Tag Team champions are in the building!
Chip: The former International champion, HardRock, will also meet the challenge of the Artful
Dodger.
Fool: And that fat dumbass, Pat McNeill, has some sort of announcement.
Chip: Again, he's your friend. We have tag team action to kick us off. Let's go up to the ring
and join Jeff Ayres!
(Jeff Ayres, in his rented tux, takes the mic.)
Jeff: The following tag team contest is set for one fall.
("California Love" by 2pac Shakur begins to play.)
Jeff: Being led to the ring by their manager, Baby Girl, from the Westside, at a total combined
weight of 496 pounds, Chico and El Cholo, the Kold Blooded Killaz!
(Red and blue police lights flash as Babygirl leads the KBK down the aisle. Both men listen for
the cheers of the crowd. Hearing boos instead, they get annoyed and wave off the crowd. They
proceed to the ring.)
Chip: The Kold Blooded Killaz looked very impressive in their debut last week on Slaughterhouse.
Fool: I like these two. They're a top-notch young team.
Jeff: And their opponents...
("Madman" by Silverchair plays as black-and-white footage of Madness fills the video wall.)
Jeff: Accompanied to the ring by their manager, Crazygirl, from parts unknown, at a total
combined weight of 524 pounds, the team of Insanity and Madman: MADNESS!
(Crazygirl and Madness come down the aisle, slapping hands with the fans. The crowd cheers them
on.)
Chip: Parts Unknown?
Fool: It's in Texas. About 10 miles south of Sweetwater on Route 70. Good barbecue.
Chip: Good grief. Andrew Borgert is your referee, and it looks like Insanity will be starting
off against El Cholo.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Insanity uses a German suplex on El Cholo.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.
El Cholo begs off.
Insanity whips El Cholo into the ropes.
Insanity hits a tilt-a-whirl suplex on El Cholo.
Insanity is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Insanity hits a Frankensteiner from the top rope on El Cholo.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Madness takes over with a couple of near falls on Cholo.
Fool: I don't understand why the fans cheer these guys. They attacked the Killas, not the other
way around.
(The crowd is cheering on Insanity.
El Cholo goes for a powerslam, but Insanity counters it with a lariat.
In turn, El Cholo counters it with an armbar submission.
Insanity tries to escape the hold.
Insanity reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
El Cholo puts Insanity in a choke against the ropes.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three.
Insanity goes for a fisherman suplex, but El Cholo blocks it.)
Chip: Nice counter by Cholo. For our fans along the Gulf Coast in South Florida, tickets go on
sale this Friday at 10 AM for Triumphant Tuesday on May 12th, live from the Lee Civic Center in
Fort Myers, Florida.
Fool: Florida. The rules are different there.
(El Cholo tags out to Chico.
Madman enters the ring, but gets cut off.
El Cholo executes a leg lariat on Insanity.
Chico puts Insanity in a sleeperhold.
Insanity reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
El Cholo leaves the ring.
Chico puts Insanity in a sleeperhold.
Insanity reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.)
Chip: And it's Chico, rallying with a set of submission moves.
Fool: Oya me, Chico! Keep it up!
(Chico tags out to El Cholo.
Chico goes for a choke slam, but Insanity blocks it.
Chico rolls out of the ring.
Insanity uses a piledriver on El Cholo.
Insanity tags out to Madman.
Madman and Insanity hit El Cholo with a double DDT.
Insanity nails El Cholo with an inverted backbreaker.
Madman nails El Cholo with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Great double team move by Madness.
Fool: Oooo, yeah. Aren't you going to ask me about the hotline?
(Madman is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Insanity leaves the ring.
Madman goes for a snap suplex, but El Cholo counters it with a vertical suplex.
El Cholo tags out to Chico.
Insanity enters the ring and throws El Cholo out of the ring.
There are lots of chants for Insanity.
Madman and Insanity whip Chico into the ropes.
They hit Chico with a double kick to the midsection.)
Chip: Double kick on Chico. Yes, Tim, what's on the hotline?
Fool: 1-900-SWF-NEWS. $1.99 a minuite for stuff you read on the internet days ago. What a
bargain. Tonight, I'll tell about how negotiations to bring a top star into the SWF have
broken down due to careless comments from someone in the front office. Call now, before Frenck
decides to listen and shut me down.
(Insanity leaves the ring.
Madman runs into the ropes.
Chico hits Madman with a shoulderblock.
Chico whips Madman into the ropes.
Chico hits Madman with a spinebuster slam.
Chico goes for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.
The chants for Chico are deafening.)
Fool: They're really cheering for Chico and The Man.
Chip: Don't go there.
(Madman hits Chico with the Doctor Bomb.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.
Madman complains about a slow count.
There are lots of chants for Madman.
Madman uses a side suplex on Chico.
The crowd is really behind Madman.
Insanity enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
El Cholo enters the ring and throws Insanity out of the ring.)
Chip: Well, the fans are also responding to the presence of these lovely young ladies at
ringside.
Fool: Geez, you need a date. But, yeah, Baby Girl is pretty stacked.
(The crowd is cheering on El Cholo.
Chico and El Cholo whip Madman into the ropes.
Chico and El Cholo hit Madman with a double savate kick.
El Cholo leaves the ring.
Chico executes a flying clothesline on Madman.
Chico is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Chico hits Madman with an inverted atomic drop.
Chico hits a clothesline on Madman.)
Chip: Great back and forth action here in the SWF.
Fool: Uh, oh. Check it out.
(Crazygirl is screaming at Baby Girl from across the ring.
Chico whips Madman into the ropes, but Madman reverses it.
Madman hits Chico with a backdrop.
Chico falls out of the ring.
Madman goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Andrew Borgert counts: 1.
Madman nails Chico with a choke slam.)
Chip: The action spills to the floor!
Fool: Keep them away from this side.
(Baby Girl grabs the cane and starts sneaking up on Madman.
Andrew Borgert counts: 2.
Madman whips Chico into the guardrail.
Andrew Borgert counts: 3.
Chico is busted wide open.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Andrew Borgert counts: 4.
Baby Girl goes to hit Madman with the cane, but Insanity grabs it away.)
Chip: Insanity saves his partner!
Fool: He and Crazygirl are getting in Baby Girl's face!
(Chico goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Madman blocks it.
El Cholo enters the ring.
Madman whips Chico into the guardrail.
El Cholo runs the ropes and executes the Flying Tortilla onto Insanity and Crazygirl.)
Chip: Oh, my God! A no hands springboard twisting corkscrew plancha onto the floor by Cholo!
Fool: The Flying Tortilla!
Chip: What he said.
(Madman hits Chico with a forearm smash.
Andrew Borgert counts: 5.
Madman whips Chico into the guardrail.
Madman nails Chico with a double underhook backbreaker.
Andrew Borgert counts: 6.)
Fool: Chip, I think Cholo hurt himself with that dive.
Chip: All three of them are down on the floor. Madman is trying to beat the count. El Cholo
is just starting to get up.
(Madman reenters the ring.
Chico follows him back in.
Madman throws Chico out of the ring.
Andrew Borgert counts: one, two, three, four, Chico reenters the ring.
Madman hits Chico with a powerslam.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, kickout.
The crowd is really behind Madman.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: This has been a wild one between these two new tag teams.
Fool: They really hate each other, don't they? Hoo-wah!
(Madman leaves the ring.
He grabs the KBK's cane.
Madman takes a swing at Chico with the cane, but he gets out of the way.
Andrew Borgert disqualifies Madness.)
Chip: That's it! Borgert's throwing this match out.
Fool: Kold Blooded Killaz win!
(Chico snatches the cane from him.
Chico hits him with the cane.)
Fool: Back, back, back, back...GONE! Opening day in L.A.!
Chip: Devastating shot! He's going for a powerbomb!
(Chico takes Madman down with a jack-knife power bomb.
Babygirl jumps on top of Crazygirl and slaps her.
Insanity tries to pull Baby Girl off of Crazygirl.)
Fool: Catfight! Catfight!
Chip: Not for long. Here comes security.
(SWF security spills in over the railing to try to calm things down.)
Madman hits Chico in the face with the cane.
Chico is bleeding like a faucet.
Chico throws Madman out of the ring.)
Jeff: Uh...ladies and gentlemen, your winners by disqualification in 5:09, the Kold Blooded
Killaz!
(All six people are brawling on the outside as security tries to seperate them.
"California Love" begins to play.)
Chip: We have to go to the replay, brought to you by Sony Playstation.
Fool: Like hell. We're keeping it right here.
(They're brawling inside the ring area.
Chico goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Insanity blocks it.
Baby Girl throws powder into his eyes.
Crazygirl slaps Baby Girl.
The crowd chants "Let them fight!")
Chip: Security is trying to get this settled. Kold Blooded Killaz are your winners, but only
because Madness used a foreign object first.
Fool: I don't think this is going to end any timne soon.
Chip: You may be right. When Triumphant Tuesday returns, you'll see HardRock take on Artful
Dodger! Don't go away.
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Chip: Triumphant Tuesday returns live from the Hobart Arena, here in beautiful Troy, Ohio.
Fool: Beautiful? It's a dump. But at least we're back in America.
Chip: Let's go up to Jeff Ayres for the next match.
Jeff: The following contest is set for one fall.
("Fire it Up" by Busta Rhymes begins to play.)
Jeff: Introducing first, from London, England, accompanied by his manager, Westminster, and
weighing 178 pounds, The Artful Dodger!
(Gold confetti and dollar bills waft down from the ceiling as Artful Dodger walks down the aisle
without saying a word. The crowd gives a mixed reaction.)
Chip: Well, it seems that this Artful Dodger is starting to develop a following. Maybe it has
something to do with the dollar bills dropping from the ceiling. Right, Fool? Fool?
(We se a shot of the Fool at ringside. He has his headset off and is scrambling for as many
dollar bills as he can find.)
Jeff: And his opponent, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, weighing in at 333 pounds, and
accompanied by Stefania, here is HardRock!
("La Grange" by ZZ Top starts to play. The crowd goes wild. HardRock
still hasn't come out. Two green fireworks shoot out from both sides of the
entrance.)
Chip: A tremendous ovation for the former International champion.
Fool (putting on his headset): I'm back.
(HardRock heads to the ring, wearing the International Title. The crowd is on their feet. As
HardRock walks down the ring, green fireworks shoot from the top of the arena
down to the ring. When HardRock reaches the ring green fire blares out from
the ring posts. HardRock poses and a mixture of fireworks come from behind
him.)
Chip: This should be an interesting contrast of styles between two of the most successful
wrestlers in the SWF.
Fool: That's weird. These dollar bills all have Artful Dodger's picture on the front.
Chip: Hoo-wah. You got taken, Fool.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
HardRock chops The Artful Dodger.
HardRock punches The Artful Dodger.
HardRock hits The Artful Dodger with a jumping DDT.
The crowd is really behind HardRock.
HardRock whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes, but The Artful Dodger
reverses it.
HardRock hits The Artful Dodger with a backdrop.
HardRock uses a piledriver on The Artful Dodger.
HardRock hits The Artful Dodger with a piledriver.
The crowd is really behind HardRock.)
Chip: Big piledriver by HardRock!
Fool: Fake money? This sucks.
(HardRock executes a kneedrop on The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger goes for an avalanche, but HardRock counters it with
a kick to the head.
HardRock has the crowd going wild.
HardRock locks The Artful Dodger in a cobra clutch.
The Artful Dodger is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Artful Dodger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
HardRock hits The Artful Dodger with a dropkick.
The Artful Dodger begs off.
HardRock nails The Artful Dodger with an enzuigiri.
HardRock uses a flying bulldog on The Artful Dodger.)
Chip: HardRock is all over the Dodger in these opening minutes.
Fool: Yeah, yeah. Let's do the drop-in copy.
(The Artful Dodger begs off.
HardRock hits a knee to the back on The Artful Dodger.
HardRock runs into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger hits HardRock with a shoulderblock.
The Artful Dodger whips HardRock into the ropes.
HardRock hits The Artful Dodger with a punch.
HardRock goes for a clothesline, but The Artful Dodger counters it with
a duck-down move.
The Artful Dodger goes for a front facelock, but HardRock counters it with
a low blow.
HardRock whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes.
HardRock misses with a clothesline.)
Chip: Fans, we are now three weeks away from our "Best of the SWF" television spectacular on the
28th, as we celebrate the first year of the Supreme Wrestling Federation by showing you some of
our greatest matches ever.
Fool: Cut to the chase already.
(The Artful Dodger executes a clothesline on HardRock.
The Artful Dodger is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, kickout.
The Artful Dodger throws HardRock out of the ring.
The Artful Dodger goes through the ropes.
The Artful Dodger knocks HardRock into the ringsteps.
The Artful Dodger gets the Ziplock on HardRock.
Jeff Hart counts: 1.
The Artful Dodger whips HardRock into the guardrail.
The Artful Dodger hits a jawbreaker on HardRock.)
Chip: The matches on this show have been chosen online by you, the SWF fans. One of the great
matches you will see will for the first time on Network television will be from the "Hostile
Takeover" pay-per-view back in August. You will see Sandman taking on Lethal for the SWF
Toughman Title...in a ladder match!
Fool: Yes, sir. We like it.
(Jeff Hart counts: 2.
The Artful Dodger reenters the ring.
HardRock follows him back in.
The Artful Dodger goes for a Western lariat, but HardRock blocks it.
The Artful Dodger begs off.
HardRock hits The Artful Dodger with an inverted backbreaker.
HardRock catches The Artful Dodger in a cobra clutch.
The Artful Dodger tries to escape the hold.
The Artful Dodger tries to fight the pain.)
Chip: You can vote for your favorite match online by e-mailing aqback@hotmail.com
Fool: Gotta admit, I've been impressed with the choices thus far.
Chip: I thought Dodger would have to tap out, but he's reached the ropes.
(The Artful Dodger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 30 seconds.
The Artful Dodger begs off.
HardRock throws The Artful Dodger out of the ring.
HardRock goes through the ropes.
HardRock uses a rolling kick on The Artful Dodger.
HardRock goes for a punch, but The Artful Dodger blocks it.
The Artful Dodger knocks HardRock into the ringsteps.
The Artful Dodger is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Artful Dodger whips HardRock into the guardrail.
Jeff Hart counts: 1.)
Chip: Surprisingly, it's the Dodger winning the fight on the floor.
Fool: Jeff Hart is your ref. They'll be on the floor all night.
(Jeff Hart counts: 2.
The Artful Dodger hits a diving elbow smash on HardRock.
The Artful Dodger whips HardRock into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Jeff Hart counts: 3.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Artful Dodger takes HardRock down with a jawbreaker.
Jeff Hart counts: 4.
The Artful Dodger reenters the ring.
HardRock follows him back in.)
Chip: Great jawbreaker on the floor. This Dodger is doing real damage.
Fool: That's 'cause he's The Artful Dodger. If he was called the L.A. Dodger, he would suck.
Chip: True.
(The Artful Dodger hits a stomp on HardRock.
The Artful Dodger nails HardRock with a ropeburn.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
(The Artful Dodger goes for a front facelock, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock attemps to place The Artful Dodger on the turnbuckle, but
The Artful Dodger blocks it.
HardRock executes a powerslam on The Artful Dodger.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is going crazy.)
Fool: No, sir!
Chip: Dodger somehow gets the shoulder up, and the match continues.
(HardRock takes The Artful Dodger down with a diving elbow smash.
The crowd is behind HardRock all the way.
The Artful Dodger begs off.
The Artful Dodger executes a DDT on HardRock.
The Artful Dodger is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Artful Dodger executes a DDT on HardRock.
The Artful Dodger puts HardRock in a scorpion deathlock.
HardRock tries to escape the hold.)
Chip: Scorpion by the smaller Dodger.
Fool: He's wearing HardRock down, but Rocky's so tall that he can get to the ropes easier.
(HardRock breaks the hold after 14 seconds.
HardRock runs into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger takes HardRock down with a clothesline.
The Artful Dodger uses a jumping neck snap on HardRock.
The Artful Dodger goes for a front facelock, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes, but The Artful Dodger
reverses it.
The Artful Dodger nails HardRock with a clothesline.
The Artful Dodger is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Fool: Not that I don't like Dodger, but I think he should stay away from the power moves.
Chip: Good advice from the master of the obvious.
(The Artful Dodger uses an avalanche on HardRock.
The crowd is really behind The Artful Dodger.
HardRock hits the Doctor Bomb on The Artful Dodger.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Fool: No soup for you!
(HardRock hits a knee to the back on The Artful Dodger.
HardRock hits The Artful Dodger with a DDT.
The crowd is behind HardRock all the way.
The Artful Dodger begs off.
HardRock puts The Artful Dodger in a cobra clutch.
The Artful Dodger is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Artful Dodger tries to escape the hold.
The Artful Dodger is valiantly trying to break the hold.)
Chip: HardRock is just overpowering!
Fool: But smell isn't everything.
Chip: I'll tell him you said that.
(The Artful Dodger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds.
HardRock hits The Artful Dodger with a dropkick.
HardRock whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes, but The Artful Dodger
reverses it.
HardRock and The Artful Dodger get hit with a double clothesline.
HardRock runs into the ropes.
HardRock hits The Artful Dodger with an elbow.
HardRock goes for a punch, but The Artful Dodger blocks it.
The Artful Dodger whips HardRock into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger misses with an elbow.
HardRock misses with a shoulderblock.)
Chip: Don't forget, we still have two huge matches to come.
Fool: And the Living Dead is still in the building!
(HardRock misses with a shoulderblock.
HardRock nails The Artful Dodger with a powerslam.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.)
Chip: Oh! So close! Actually, Fool, Vice-President McNeill has brought in extra security for
tonight. And I understand that Mr. Shhh has also brought in additional help.
Fool: And those cowards have already barred Equalizre from the building. Oh, well.
(HardRock nails The Artful Dodger with a punch.
HardRock goes for a choke slam, but The Artful Dodger blocks it.
The Artful Dodger uses a jawbreaker on HardRock.
The crowd is going crazy.
The Artful Dodger executes a ropeburn on HardRock.
The Artful Dodger hits a Western lariat on HardRock.
The Artful Dodger is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Big clothesline and a two count.
Fool: Again, HardRock's the guy with the big neck. Not the smartest move.
(The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes.
HardRock hits The Artful Dodger with an elbow.
The Artful Dodger begs off.)
Jeff: 10 minutes gone by. There are 20 minutes remaining.
Chip: What a tremendous match! HardRock is whipping Dodger into the ropes...
Fool: Come on, AD!
(HardRock executes a flying forearm on The Artful Dodger.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for HardRock.)
Chip: No! Two count only.
(HardRock hits The Artful Dodger with a dropkick.
The Artful Dodger begs off.
HardRock hits a clothesline on The Artful Dodger.
HardRock runs into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger misses with a clothesline.
The Artful Dodger hits HardRock with a kick.
The Artful Dodger puts HardRock in a cobra clutch.
HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.)
Chip: Dodger using his knowledge of submission moves to his advantage.
Fool: I really like this Dodger. And I dislike HardRock.
(The Artful Dodger hits an avalanche on HardRock.
The Artful Dodger puts HardRock in the STF.
HardRock tries to escape the hold.
HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.)
Chip: HardRock is a great wrestler and a fine human being.
Fool: Whatever. I'm sick and tired of him.
(The Artful Dodger hits a stomp on HardRock.
The Artful Dodger goes for an avalanche, but HardRock counters it with
a kick to the head.
The crowd erupts.
HardRock runs into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger misses with a kick.
HardRock hits The Artful Dodger with a clothesline.
HardRock goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but The Artful Dodger blocks it.
The Artful Dodger takes HardRock down with a Western lariat.)
Chip: A lariat knocks the big man down! Don't forget SWF Around the World this Thursday, where
you'll see Rock 'n Roll Animal and Headhunter fighting the Thugz in Pittsburgh.
Fool: Doobie doobie doo....
(The Artful Dodger uses a ropeburn on HardRock.
The Artful Dodger executes a diving elbow smash on HardRock.
The chants for The Artful Dodger are deafening.
The Artful Dodger struts across the ring.
The crowd is behind The Artful Dodger all the way.
The Artful Dodger catches HardRock in the Ziplock.
HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Artful Dodger executes a stomp on HardRock.)
Fool: Dodger has those Hands of Stone, you know.
Chip: I thought pickpockets were very light-fingered.
Fool: Shut up.
(The Artful Dodger goes for a springboard dropkick, but HardRock
counters it with a side step.
HardRock is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, thr... kickout.)
Chip: He got him!
Fool: No! Somehow Dodger kicked out!
(HardRock hits a choke slam on The Artful Dodger.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for HardRock.
HardRock gives the sign for the Zack Attack.)
Chip: He's giving the sign for the Zack Attack!
Fool: This oughta do it.
(HardRock goes for the Zack Attack, but The Artful Dodger counters it with
a headscissors submission.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Artful Dodger.
HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
The Artful Dodger chops HardRock.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
HardRock chops The Artful Dodger.
The crowd goes "Whoo"!)
Fool: Hey! That's disrespectful! I warned you!
Chip: He's etting Dodger up for the piledriver!
(HardRock takes The Artful Dodger down with a piledriver.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
HardRock goes for a power bomb, but The Artful Dodger blocks it.
The Artful Dodger whips HardRock into the ropes, but HardRock reverses it.
HardRock hits a jumping DDT on The Artful Dodger.
HardRock goes for a figure-four leglock, but The Artful Dodger blocks it.)
Chip: HardRock could not get the figure-four on.
Fool: I think Dodger's wearing him down.
(The Artful Dodger whips HardRock into the ropes.
HardRock hits The Artful Dodger with a kick.
HardRock is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: The slippery Dodger gets out of another one!
Fool: Go, AD! Hit that snke-eyes thing!
(HardRock runs into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger hits HardRock with a shoulderblock.
The Artful Dodger hits HardRock with a ropeburn.
The Artful Dodger takes HardRock down with a DDT.
The Artful Dodger puts HardRock in a headlock.
Westminster gives the "raise the roof" sign.)
Chip: Westminster is calling for the "Robbing you Blind".
Fool: God save the King!
(The Artful Dodger executes the Robbing You Blind on HardRock.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger goes for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Artful Dodger.)
Chip: The Artful Dodger has upset HardRock! I don't believe it!
Fool: Me either, but I ain't complaining. Whoo-hoo!
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 14:20, The Artful Dodger!
("Fire it up" plays as Dodger and Westminster celebrate. HardRock, holding his head,
is already leaving with Stefania.)
Chip: Dodger gets the win. As soon as the wrestlers leave, we'll have "Wrasslin' Roundup", as
Texas Pete welcomes God's Tears and Flash of the SOB's.
Fool: Flash on live TV with a microphone. Oh, yeah. That's a good idea.
("The Eyes of Texas" by the University of Texas marching band plays over the speakers
as Texas Pete emerges from the back wearing his cowboy hat, jeans, cowboy boots and a
leather jacket. He cracks his bullwhip and receives a polite reaction from the crowd.)
Chip: It'll be interesting to see what Flash has to say for himself.
Fool: And to see what Tears has to say also.
(Texas Pete grabs the mic.)
Texas: Howdy, folks. This week, mah guests on Wrasslin' Roundup are gonna be two of the baddest
wrestlers in the S-Dub Ya-F. Please wahl-come the S.O.B.'s!
("Hands of Death" by Alice Cooper and White Zombie plays as the SOB's emerge from the curtain.
The crowd seems to be booing Flash and...actually cheering GT a little bit.)
Chip: I think Texas Pete is doiing a great job of landing these top-notch guests.
Fool: He's still an idiot. He asked me this afternoon what "S.O.B." stood for.
(Flash and GT are in the ring.)
TP: Well, wahlcome to Wrasslin' Roundup, y'all. Now, you two boys ain't been gitting along real
good lately, have ya?
[Flash grabs the microphone away from Texas Pete.]
Chip: Here we go...
Flash: Let me just say that there has been absolutely no tension
between Gods Tears and myself, Florida Joe.
[Flash grins and hands the mic back to Pete]
TP: Well now, what about that stuff that happened on Slaughterhouse? Or how
about the tag match last week on this show when...
[Flash grabs the microphone back]
Flash: Well, your job is done, Joe. I can take it from here.
[GT crosses his arms and looks at Flash, not too amused]
Flash: The tag match at Triumphant Tuesday last week was an honest
mistake. I mean, it could have happened to anyone. Your partner can't
be watching you every single minute right?
[Texas Pete attempts to get the mic back]
TP: Well, now, GT reached for the tag a good number of t.....
[Flash pushes Texas Pete back]
Flash: No, I mean it wasn't GT's fault that he wasn't paying attention
to the match. Look, Equalizer jumped in and made the stupidest mistake
of his whole f[beep]in career, Joe. He jumped the one man who could
have saved his ass. As for GT, like I said.. I don't blame him for what
happened.
[Texas Pete tries to pull the microphone back again]
TP: But what about Slaughterhouse? Y'all went out and challenged them Dead Boys for the titles,
but when all was said and done.....
[Flash burps loudly into the microphone and takes it back into his
possession]
Flash: Well, GT was unable to be my partner that night.
[Texas Pete leans in towards the mic, this time covering his nose]
TP: So, ya teamed up with the Hell Hound, but that's not what I
was.....
[Flash grabs the mic back again and gives Texas Pete a big shove to the
ground.]
Chip: He shoved an announcer!
Fool: It's only Texas Pete.
Flash: Hell who? Oh, he's worthless. He's a no talent rookie who cost
us the world tag team titles. But that's not why I'm here. I'm here to
apologize to GT. You see, on Slaughterhouse, I hit him with a chair and
knocked his ass cold. But you see, it was an accident. I was aiming
for Tony Smooth, and I slipped.
[Texas Pete grabs another microphone from a member of the crew]
TP: I understand the first one, but ya hit him twice. The second shot was a dead on hit.
[Flash raises one eyebrow and looks at Texas Pete]
Flash: I said that it was an accident. I slipped.
TP: Well, now, that ain't the way it happened at all! What I saw was...
[Flash extends his hand to GT]
Flash: GT, I just want to apologize for that little accident. So shake
my hand, and we'll go back and do what we do best..... beat up people
and show praise and glory in the name of Flash.
[GT uncrosses his arms and looks directly into Flash's eyes]
Flash: Come on. No hard feelings. Like I said, I don't hold you
responsible for what happened at Triumphant Tuesday. So in turn, you
shouldn't hold me responsible for that little slip. Right?
[GT winds back and lays his fist in full force in the middle of Flash's
nose. Flash topples over to the floor]
GT: Oops. Guess I slipped.
[The crowd bursts into cheers as GT walks back to the lockerroom]
Chip: Well, I guess that was God's Tears "apology"!
(Flash is holding his nose and rolling on the ground. Texas Pete grabs the microphone from the
floor.)
Fool (in a mock-serious voice): Tomorrow on the Jerry Springer show, our topic is "My dog is a
nasty 'ho!"
Chip: Would you be serious?
Texas: Uh...ladies and gentlemen, the S.O.B.'s!
("Hands of Death" plays, as Texas Pete's microphone is turned off just as Flash begins spewing
a stream of profanities.)
Chip: Fans, we have to take a break! We'll be back with our International Title match. Don't
you dare go away!
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Chip: We're back with more of Triumphant Tuesday live from Troy, Ohio!
Fool: Pro wrestling's number-one rated show, each and every Tuesday night!
Chip: Fans, we had an incident backstage during the break. Our camera crews were there, and I'm
told we have footage available. Let's go to it...
(The camera shot opens in the parking lot of Hobart Arena. We see Artful Dodger and Westminster
emerging from the backstage doors.)
Chip: Artful Dodger and his manager, Westminster, were going out to the parking lot to shoot an
interview.
Fool: That's funny. He told me he was going out there to steal your Corvette.
Chip: Watch the monitor.
[A motorcyle engine revs from somewhere in the parking lot. Artful
Dodger, making his way out of the arena, stops. Hell Hound flies out
of a lane in his Harley, holding a bat in one hand. Artful
Dodger shoves Westminster out of the way, but before he manages to move Hell Hound
clotheslines Artful Dodger with the baseball bat as he rides by.
Laughing, he skids the bike around and drives out of the parking lot.]
Fool: Nice hitting! Sign that kid up!
Chip: I don't care much for Artful Dodger, but that was a disgraceful attack by Hell Hound.
Fool: Big deal. Dodger will steal himself some new teeth, and he'll come looking for Hell
Hound.
Chip: I don't doubt that last part. Anyway, we have an International Title match coming up.
Let's go to the ring!
Jeff: The following contest is set for one fall. It's for the SWF International Title!
(The crowd roars.)
Jeff: Introducing first, the challenger. From Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 252
pounds, here is The Headhunter!
["Staying Alive" by Wyclef Jean blares. As Headhunter stands on the
platform, several fireworks are launched. The crowd gives a mixed reaction.]
Chip: Fool, a lot of people thought Headhunter was just a mid-card wrestler. But I think this
could be quite a challenge for the champ.
Fool: Oh, yeah. Like him or hate him, Hunter has really come out of his brother's shadow in
the past few weeks. He beat Sandman, of all people, on SWF Around the World.
Chip: He had some help from The Living Dead, though.
Jeff: And his opponent...
("Sons Of Scotland" by James Horner starts to play.)
Jeff: Being led to the ring by his manger, Lady Jezebel, from Edinburgh, Scotland, weighing
in at 375 pounds, he is the SWF International Champion: Sean "The Duke" McKenzie!)
[Jezebel and McKenzie make their way to the ring, escorted by three security guards. McKenzie
hands out white roses to the fans along the aisle.]
Chip: We now that Mr. Shhh has brought in his own security force for tonight. It looks like
Sean McKenzie is also under his protection.
Fool: Well, since McKenzie allied himself with the World Champ last week, he's fair game for
Trinity.
Chip: Ryan Wilson is your referee, and this International Title match is about to get underway!
Fool: Let's get it on!
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Sean McKenzie kicks The Headhunter.
The crowd is responding to Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie hits The Headhunter.
The Headhunter chops Sean McKenzie.
A small "The Headhunter" chant is being started.
Sean McKenzie hits The Headhunter.
Sean McKenzie chops The Headhunter.
A small "Sean McKenzie" chant is being started.
Sean McKenzie punches The Headhunter.)
Chip: Headhunter can not afford to match power with the champ.
Fool: Absolutely right, Collins.
(The crowd is cheering on Sean McKenzie.
The Headhunter punches Sean McKenzie.
The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Headhunter whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
The Headhunter misses with an elbow.
The Headhunter misses with a clothesline.
The Headhunter goes for a faceslam, but Sean McKenzie blocks it.
Sean McKenzie hits The Headhunter.
Sean McKenzie punches The Headhunter.
Sean McKenzie is getting a good reaction from the crowd.)
Fool: Both wrestlers appear to sizing each other up.
Chip: So, when are we going to meet this newest member of Trinity?
Fool: Be patient.
(Sean McKenzie kicks The Headhunter.
Sean McKenzie hits a double-axhandle chop on The Headhunter.
Sean McKenzie goes for a headlock takedown, but The Headhunter counters it with
a back suplex.
The Headhunter is going for the pin.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.
The Headhunter nails Sean McKenzie with a piledriver.
The Headhunter hits a backspin DDT on Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is really behind The Headhunter.
The Headhunter executes a dragon suplex on Sean McKenzie.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Two near falls as the Hunter is on the attack!
Fool: What happens if Headhunter wins, Chip? He's supposed to be in this TV title tournament
coming up.
There are lots of chants for The Headhunter.
The Headhunter goes for a Big Leg Drop, but Sean McKenzie counters it with
a roll away.
Sean McKenzie nails The Headhunter with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker.
Sean McKenzie is going for the pin.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sean McKenzie hits The Headhunter with a European uppercut.
Sean McKenzie hits The Headhunter with a DDT.
The crowd is cheering on Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie uses a DDT on The Headhunter.
There are lots of chants for Sean McKenzie.)
Chip: DDT! And a cover by McKenzie!
(Sean McKenzie is going for the pin.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.)
Fool: It's not going to be easy! Headhunter's no fool.
Chip: The Fool is also no Headhunter.
(Sean McKenzie hits a diving elbow smash on The Headhunter.
The crowd is really behind Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie hits an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on The Headhunter.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sean McKenzie complains about a slow count.
The Headhunter takes Sean McKenzie down with an inside cradle.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.
The Headhunter takes Sean McKenzie down with a chop.
Sean McKenzie uses the Running Forearm Smash on The Headhunter.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: What a great series of near falls! I also have a surprise for you later, Fool.
Fool: Surprise? What surprise?
(Sean McKenzie has the crowd going wild.
Sean McKenzie whips The Headhunter into the ropes.
The Headhunter nails Sean McKenzie with a back heel kick.
The Headhunter whips Sean McKenzie into the turnbuckle, but Sean McKenzie
reverses it.
Sean McKenzie runs shoulder-first into the corner, but The Headhunter
moves out of the way.
The Headhunter executes a Victory Roll on Sean McKenzie.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, thr... kickout.)
Chip: He had him! Headhunter was less than half a count away from winning the title!
Fool: McKenzie didn't see that coming! He was lucky to get his shoulder up.
(Sean McKenzie executes the Running Forearm Smash on The Headhunter.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, shoulder up.
Sean McKenzie hits The Headhunter with a German suplex.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sean McKenzie goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but The Headhunter
counters it with a backdrop.
In turn, Sean McKenzie counters it with a sunset flip.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, kickout.
Sean McKenzie executes an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on The Headhunter.
Sean McKenzie goes for an Indian deathlock, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter nails Sean McKenzie with a spinebuster slam.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Spinebuster and another near fall! What a match!
Fool: And this isn't even our main event, Chip!
(The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Headhunter whips Sean McKenzie into the turnbuckle, but Sean McKenzie
reverses it.
Sean McKenzie runs shoulder-first into the corner, but The Headhunter lifts his
knee.
The crowd is really behind The Headhunter.
The Headhunter takes Sean McKenzie down with a Victory Roll.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, in the ropes...)
Chip: The ropes save McKenzie this time! Lady Jezebel looks worried.
Fool: The Duke is used to wrestling big guys like HardRock, God's Tears and Bacon. But he's
having his problems with Headhunter's quickness.
(The Headhunter runs into the ropes.
The Headhunter goes for a back heel kick, but Sean McKenzie counters it with
a legsweep.
Sean McKenzie goes for a Tombstone, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter attemps to place Sean McKenzie on the turnbuckle, but
Sean McKenzie blocks it.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: And we see that Double H is having problems with the size of McKenzie.
Fool: Yeah. It's kind of hard getting a 375 pounder up for a superplex.
(The Headhunter runs into the ropes.
The Headhunter hits a faceslam on Sean McKenzie.
The Headhunter goes for a dragon suplex, but Sean McKenzie counters it with
a backward kick.
Sean McKenzie whips The Headhunter into the ropes, but The Headhunter
reverses it.
Sean McKenzie misses with a kick.
Sean McKenzie goes for a headlock takedown, but The Headhunter counters it with
a back suplex.
The Headhunter attemps to place Sean McKenzie on the turnbuckle, but
Sean McKenzie blocks it.
The Headhunter nails Sean McKenzie with a front-layout superplex.)
Chip: Superplex! He hit it! What a move!
(The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".
The Headhunter has the crowd going wild.)
Fool: Yeah. But now you follow it up!
(The Headhunter uses a swinging neckbreaker on Sean McKenzie.
The Headhunter hits a backspin DDT on Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie whips The Headhunter into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie hits a dropkick to the knee on The Headhunter.
Sean McKenzie goes for a diving elbow smash, but The Headhunter
counters it with a duck-down move.
The Headhunter nails Sean McKenzie with a double underhook piledriver.)
Chip: Execution!
Fool: He used McKenzie's own move!
(The Headhunter is going for the pin.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: That was close.
(The Headhunter uses a chop on Sean McKenzie.
The Headhunter hits Sean McKenzie with a dropkick.
The Headhunter hits a DDT on Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
The Headhunter throws Sean McKenzie out of the ring.
The Headhunter goes through the ropes.
The Headhunter takes Sean McKenzie down with a jawbreaker.
Ryan Wilson counts: 1.)
Chip: Hunter taking the fight to the floor.
Fool: BIG mistake. You can't win the title on the floor. And Wilson's not that lenient.
(Ryan Wilson counts: 2.
The Headhunter hits Sean McKenzie with a backspin DDT.
Ryan Wilson counts: 3.
The Headhunter whips Sean McKenzie into the guardrail.
The Headhunter uses a dragon suplex on Sean McKenzie.
The Headhunter whips Sean McKenzie into the guardrail.
Ryan Wilson counts: 4.
The Headhunter whips Sean McKenzie into the guardrail.)
Chip: Headhunter is decimating him on the floor.
Fool: Wilson's giving a slow count. Maybe Hunter was right!
(The Headhunter goes for a faceslam, but Sean McKenzie blocks it.
Ryan Wilson counts: 5.
Sean McKenzie whips The Headhunter into the guardrail.
Sean McKenzie knocks The Headhunter into the ringpost.
Ryan Wilson counts: 6.
Sean McKenzie takes The Headhunter down with a choke slam.
Ryan Wilson counts: 7.
Sean McKenzie uses a diving elbow smash on The Headhunter.)
Chip: Now it's McKenzie with the offense!
Fool: We're about to have a double countout unless someone gets back in.
(Ryan Wilson counts: 8.
Sean McKenzie reenters the ring.)
Fool: Don't tell me we're gonna have a clean finish!
(The Headhunter follows him back in.
Sean McKenzie locks The Headhunter in a bearhug.
The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Sean McKenzie nails The Headhunter with a choke slam.
Sean McKenzie runs into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie goes for a spinebuster slam, but The Headhunter counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
The Headhunter is going for the pin.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Where is Hunter getting this from?
Fool: I don't know! I thought it was over after the chokeslam.
(Sean McKenzie goes for a dragon suplex, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter takes Sean McKenzie down with a jawbreaker.
The Headhunter goes for the Hit, but Sean McKenzie counters it with
a duck-down move.)
Chip: That would have done it! Great counter by McKenzie!
Jeff: 10 minutes gone by. There are 20 minutes remaining.
(Sean McKenzie uses a dragon suplex on The Headhunter.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sean McKenzie complains about a slow count.
The crowd is really behind Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie hits The Headhunter with a dragon suplex.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Another kickout!
Fool: You can see the champ getting frustrated.
Chip: But how long can Double H keep taking these shots?
(There are lots of chants for Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie runs into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie uses a double-axhandle chop on The Headhunter.
The Headhunter throws Sean McKenzie out of the ring.
The Headhunter goes through the ropes.
Ryan Wilson counts: 1.)
Chip: They're back on the floor!
Fool: Why is Hunter going after him?
Chip: Because he can't win the belt by countout!
(The Headhunter knocks Sean McKenzie into the ringsteps.
Ryan Wilson counts: 2.
The Headhunter hits Sean McKenzie with a faceslam.
Ryan Wilson counts: 3.
The Headhunter reenters the ring.
Sean McKenzie follows him back in.)
Fool: What's McKenzie doing?
Chip: He probably could have rested on the outside, but he returned to the ring.
(The Headhunter hits Sean McKenzie with a faceslam.
The Headhunter throws Sean McKenzie out of the ring.
Ryan Wilson counts: one, two, Sean McKenzie reenters the ring.
The Headhunter goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Sean McKenzie blocks it.
Sean McKenzie gets a bearhug on The Headhunter.
Sean McKenzie lets go after 7 seconds.)
Fool: He's...letting go?
(Sean McKenzie gives the sign for the Execution.)
Chip: That's it! The Execution will give McKEnzie a successful title defense!
(Sean McKenzie goes for the Execution, but The Headhunter counters it with
a crotch slam.)
Chip: No! What a counter!
(The Headhunter whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
The Headhunter hits Sean McKenzie with a kick.
The Headhunter goes for a kick to the head, but Sean McKenzie blocks it.
Sean McKenzie hits The Headhunter with a headlock takedown.
The Headhunter nails Sean McKenzie with a faceslam.
The Headhunter hits a front-layout superplex on Sean McKenzie.)
Chip: Supoerplex! Another superplex!
Fool: He's staying on him this time!
(The Headhunter whips Sean McKenzie into the turnbuckle, but Sean McKenzie
reverses it.
Sean McKenzie charges into the corner.
Sean McKenzie whips The Headhunter into the ropes, but The Headhunter
reverses it.
The Headhunter misses with a clothesline.
Sean McKenzie hits the Running Forearm Smash on The Headhunter.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, in the ropes...)
Chip: Again Double H gets his foot on the ropes.
Fool: What's it gonna take, Chip?
(Sean McKenzie whips The Headhunter into the ropes.
The Headhunter takes Sean McKenzie down with a kick to the head.
The Headhunter whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie uses a headlock takedown on The Headhunter.
Sean McKenzie nails The Headhunter with a European uppercut.
Sean McKenzie executes a double-axhandle chop on The Headhunter.)
Fool: Both these guys are tired.
Chip: I think the next person to hit a big move will win this.
(Sean McKenzie kicks The Headhunter.
The crowd is really behind Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie punches The Headhunter.
Sean McKenzie executes a European uppercut on The Headhunter.
Sean McKenzie takes The Headhunter down with a double-axhandle chop.
Sean McKenzie kicks The Headhunter.)
Chip: And the two-time International Chmapion is wearing down Headhunter.
Fool: McKenzie has always had stamina. He's one of the best big men ever.
(There are lots of chants for Sean McKenzie.
The Headhunter punches Sean McKenzie.
The Headhunter kicks Sean McKenzie.
The Headhunter goes for a bridging back suplex, but Sean McKenzie
counters it with a facerake.
Sean McKenzie goes for a headlock takedown, but The Headhunter counters it with
a throw-off.
The Headhunter goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Sean McKenzie blocks it.)
Chip: McKenzie's reversing it.
Fool: He's going for a suplex!
(Sean McKenzie uses a dragon suplex on The Headhunter.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is cheering on Sean McKenzie.)
Fool: No sale!
Chip: The match continues.
(Sean McKenzie whips The Headhunter into the ropes, but The Headhunter
reverses it.
The Headhunter hits Sean McKenzie with a jumping side kick.
The Headhunter whips Sean McKenzie into the turnbuckle.
The Headhunter hits a kick to the head on Sean McKenzie.
The Headhunter hits Sean McKenzie with a European uppercut.
The Headhunter nails Sean McKenzie with a jumping side kick.)
Chip: Big side kick tags him behind the ear!
Fool: It wasn't the Hit! Sean wasn't expecting it!
(The Headhunter is going for the pin.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two,...)
Chip: New champion!
(...thr... kickout.)
Fool: McKenzie kicked out!
(The Headhunter uses a dragon suplex on Sean McKenzie.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two,...)
Chip: He suplexed him!
(...thr... shoulder up.)
Jeff: 15 minutes gone by. There are 15 minutes remaining.
Fool: Hunter needs to go for the Hit!
Chip: This has been incredible.
(The crowd is responding to The Headhunter.
The Headhunter whips Sean McKenzie into the turnbuckle.
The Headhunter charges into the corner, but Sean McKenzie moves out of the way.
Sean McKenzie hits The Headhunter with a Victory Roll.)
Chip: Victory Roll!
(Ryan Wilson counts: One, two,...)
Fool: He's got him!
(...thr... kickout.)
Chip: I don't believe it!
Fool: How the hell did he pull off a Victory Roll?
(Sean McKenzie executes the Execution on The Headhunter.
There are lots of chants for Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie goes for the pin.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.)
Chip: The Execution! McKenzie keeps the title
Fool: He pulled that one out of his ass.
Jeff: Your winner, in 15:44, and STILL the SWF Interantional Champion...
Sean "The Duke" McKenzie!
("Sons of Scotland" plays as a video clip is shown on the video wall.
McKenzie throws the basketball over his left shoulder....the ball hits the
backboard...and goes in.)
Chip: That had to be...one of the best matches in Triumphant Tuesday history.
Fool: Amen.
(Headhunter rises to his feet, eyeing McKenzie. McKenzie extends his hand to Headhunter, and
they shake hands. The crowd roars its approval.)
Chip: A great display of sportmanship by these two wrestlers.
Fool: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
(The wrestlers leave the ring.)
Chip: Well, it's time for that big announcement from Trinity.
Fool: I've got it.
("I drink alone" by George Thorogood plays. The Sportin' Fool leaves the broadcast table, walks
into the ring, and grabs the house mic from Jeff Ayres.)
Fool: Hello, stupid people.
(The crowd explodes with a chorus of boos, with some cheers from the heel fans.)
Fool: You have, no doubt, heard all the rumors about a new member joining Trinity...
(The crowd is buzzing.)
Chip: This should be interesting.
Fool: Well, the rumors are true. In fact, Equalizer was going to come out tonight and make the
announcement himself...
(The crowd reacts at the mention of Equalizer.)
Fool: ...but our esteemed President won't let him.
(Now the crowd is seriously booing.)
Chip: If Equalizer violates his suspension again, he might not make Birthday Blast!
Fool: So, without any further ado, ladies and gentlemen, the NEWEST member of Trinity is...
("I drink alone" by George Thorogood plays again.)
Fool: ...ME!
(The Fool takes off his jacket, revealing a red and black Trinity T-shirt. He pulls off his
cap, revealing a red-and-black Trinity cap underneath. The Trinity fans let out a loud cheer.
Now, the crowd is booing and throwing things.)
Chip: You have GOT to be kidding me...
Fool: That's right! Equalizer has named me, "The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen, the OFFICIAL
broadcaster of Trinity. This is Trinity TV, and if you're not watching, you're roadkill.
Chip: Oh, my God. Let's go to commercial. Fans, we'll be right back with the main event.
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Chip: We're back with more Triumphant Tuesday. I'm Chip Collins. I don't know where The
Sportin' Fool has disappeared to. But as promised, we have a special surprise for you. Joining
me on commentary for the main event tonight, the former SWF World Champion, The Rock 'n Roll
Animal.
(The camera pulls back, revealing Rock 'n Roll Animal, in a Versace suit, next to Collins.)
Animal: Thanks, Chip. It's good to be back in Ohio.
Chip: Animal, on SWF Around the World, you will be teaming with Headhunter against a team we
will see here momentarily, The Thugz.
Animal: That's right. I teamed with Original Gangsta for a long time, and it will be a pleasure
to team with his brother and finally get a clean victory over The Thugz.
Chip: Without any further ado, let's go to Jeff Ayres for our main event!
Jeff: The following contest is our MAIN EVENT! It is set for one fall!
(The crowd roars as the numbers "1-8-7" flash on the SWF video wall.)
Jeff: Introducing first, from New Orleans, Louisiana, being led to the ring by their manager,
Tyra, weighing in at 622 pounds, here are The Thugz!
["Bow Down" by Westside Connection blares. The lights dim and a lone
spotlight illuminates the entrance. The crowd is booing loudly.]
Chip: The Thugz are on their way to the ring! Fans, you see the extra security here at
ringside. They were all hired by the World Champion, Mr. Shhh. Mr. Shhh and Sandman have had
their handpicked security team with them all night. They have men positioned in the rafters,
and they had the area under the ring searched as well.
Animal: I don't mean to interrupt, Chip, but it looks like Tyra's coming to the ring by herself.
Chip: You're right. I wonder what's going on?
(The lights have come back up and the music has stopped. The crowd is booing. Tyra is in the
ring, talking to a surprised Jeff Ayres. Finally, Tyra leaves the ring.)
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, I have been informed that the Thugz will NOT be wrestling in this
match!
(The crowd responds with a chorus of boos.)
Animal: Well, so much for scouting.
Jeff: Filling in for the Thugz, at their request...
('Sleep When I'm Dead' by Bon Jovi begins to play. The arena is blacked out as the theme
music plays, the only light is a series of strobe lights pulsing to the music. Highlights
of the Dead and their matches play on the SWF video wall. The crowd cheers again.)
Chip: It's the Dead! They're going to wrestle Sandman and Mr. Shhh!
Jeff: From Parts Unknown, weighing in at a total combined weight of 536 pounds, here are the SWF
World Tag Team champions, Rigor and Mortis: The Living Dead!
(Rigor and Mortis come out to the boos of the crowd.)
Animal: Well, this ought to be interesting.
Chip: To say the least.
Jeff: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 560 pounds, accompanied by Mr. Smith and Mr.
Jones. From Somewhere in America, the SANDMAN! And from New York City, the SWF World Champion,
Mr. Shhh!
["Money" by Pink Floyd booms throughout the arena. The lights
turn blue as a glittery substance falls from the ceiling as Sandman, Mr. Shhh and the Men in
Black make their way down to the ring. The crowd gives a mixed reaction.]
Chip: This should be a wild one as two teams with personal scores to...
Animal: Chip?
Chip: Yes?
Animal: You're talking over the Floyd.
Chip: Sorry.
(The Men in Black help Mr. Shhh out of his wardrobe and Sandman sets his pitchfork down in the
corner. The music finally fades out.)
Animal: Well, it's good to see these guys finally settling things in the ring.
Chip: The SWF's "law-and-order" official, Chris Carroll, is your referee. We're set to go!
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Rigor goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Sandman counters it with a side step.
Mr. Shhh enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Sandman and Mr. Shhh whip Rigor into the ropes.
They hit Rigor with a double fist to the midsection.
Mr. Shhh leaves the ring.
Sandman executes a Tombstone on Rigor.
Sandman goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Rigor blocks it.
Rigor hits Sandman with a Russian legsweep.
The crowd is cheering on Rigor.)
Chip: Nice early exchange between the two big men.
Animal: I've never faced The Living Dead before, but they look very formidable.
(Rigor goes for a choke slam, but Sandman counters it with
a kick to the midsection.
Sandman locks Rigor in a sleeperhold.
Rigor reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Sandman uses an elbowsmash on Rigor.
Sandman locks Rigor in a bearhug.
Rigor reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Rigor executes spinning headscissors on Sandman.
Rigor tags out to Mortis.)
Chip: Mortis tags in. You know, no one ever mentioned whether this is a title
match or not.
Animal: I'm assuming it isn't, Chip.
(Rigor hits a dropkick on Sandman.
Mortis puts Sandman in a sleeperhold.
Sandman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Mortis and Rigor whip Sandman into the ropes.
They hit Sandman with a double elbowsmash.
Mortis and Rigor whip Sandman into the ropes.
They hit Sandman with a double backdrop.
Mr. Shhh enters the ring and throws Rigor out of the ring.)
Chip: And the World Champ joins in for a double team. Do you hold a grudge against Mr. Shhh,
Animal?
Animal: Not really. We got the belt away from Equalizer. And if I win it back, I'll be
very gracious in victory.
(Sandman and Mr. Shhh whip Mortis into the ropes.
They hit Mortis with a double kick to the midsection.
Mr. Shhh leaves the ring.
Sandman uses a reverse neckbreaker on Mortis.
There are lots of chants for Sandman.
Sandman tags out to Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh runs into the ropes.
Mortis hits Mr. Shhh with a clothesline.)
Chip: Big clothesline by Mortis! You also have a match with HardRock this Sunday night.
Animal: Long live Rock. Yeah, that should be another good match.
(Mortis nails Mr. Shhh with a handspring elbow.
The crowd is cheering on Mortis.
Mortis executes a thrust kick to the head on Mr. Shhh.
Mortis is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Mortis is going for the pin.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: And Mr. Shhh kicks out right there.
Animal: Well, Mr. Shhh is the champion. He's a tough man to beat. I should know.
(Mortis uses a Russian legsweep on Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh runs into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh hits a fist to the midsection on Mortis.
Mr. Shhh throws Mortis out of the ring.
Chris Carroll counts: one, two, Mortis reenters the ring.
Mr. Shhh runs into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh misses with a kick.
Mr. Shhh executes a fist to the midsection on Mortis.)
Chip: Fans, don't forget that next week we will be in Hammond, Indiana for Triumphant Tuesday.
Animal: Mr. Shhh is taking over here.
(Mr. Shhh uses a punch on Mortis.
Mr. Shhh hits Mortis with a Tombstone.
The crowd is responding to Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Mortis blocks it.
Mortis uses a power bomb on Mr. Shhh.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Wow. Mr. Shhh kicks out of the power bomb.
Animal: You know, Chip, this is kind of like the Trinity vs. Trinity match a few weeks ago.
(Mortis goes for a snap mare, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh punches Mortis.
The crowd is cheering on Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh kicks Mortis.
The crowd is cheering on Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh hits Mortis.
The crowd is cheering on Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh hits Mortis with an inverted backbreaker.)
Chip: Big inverted backbreaker by the World Champ. So, Animal, any plans to reform the
Gangstas?
Animal: I loved being in the Gangstas, but I'm very busy right now. And so is Headhunter.
(Mr. Shhh goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Mortis counters it with
a backdrop.
In turn, Mr. Shhh counters it with a sunset flip.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Two count, and this time Mortis is in trouble.
Animal: He went for the Execution, but he really doesn't execute that move like McKenzie. Pun
intended.
(Mr. Shhh executes a low blow on Mortis.
Mr. Shhh goes for a Tombstone, but Mortis blocks it.
Mortis tags out to Rigor.
Sandman enters the ring and lays out Mortis.
There are lots of chants for Sandman.
Sandman leaves the ring.
Mr. Shhh takes Rigor down with a knee to the back.
Mr. Shhh hits a dropkick to the knee on Rigor.)
Chip: Big dropkick on Rigor.
Fool: Alex should really be looking to tag in Sandman soon.
(Mr. Shhh hits Rigor with a kneebreaker.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
(Mr. Shhh whips Rigor into the turnbuckle.
Mr. Shhh runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Rigor moves out of the way.
A small "Rigor" chant is being started.
Rigor goes for a sleeperhold, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh runs into the ropes.
Rigor misses with a kick.
Mr. Shhh misses with an elbow.)
Chip: Animal, what do you think the big announcement is from Vice-President McNeill?
Animal: I don't know, but I've heard it's about the Birthday Blast pay-per-view.
(Rigor uses a fist to the midsection on Mr. Shhh.
Rigor takes Mr. Shhh down with a spinebuster slam.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Spinebuster and a kickout by Mr. Shhh.
(A small "Rigor" chant is being started.
Rigor nails Mr. Shhh with an atomic drop.
Rigor goes for a Russian legsweep, but Mr. Shhh counters it with an elbowsmash.
Mr. Shhh tags out to Sandman.
Mr. Shhh hits Rigor with a thrust kick to the head.)
Animal: Here comes Sandman.
Chip: Do you get along with him now?
Animal: Not really, no.
(Sandman hits an enzuigiri on Rigor.
Sandman and Mr. Shhh whip Rigor into the ropes.
Sandman and Mr. Shhh hit Rigor with a double thrust kick to the head.
Mr. Shhh leaves the ring.
Sandman goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Rigor counters it with
a duck-down move.
Rigor tags out to Mortis.
Mortis and Rigor hit Sandman with a double dropkick to the knee.
Rigor leaves the ring.)
Chip: Don't forget, fans, you can see the Animal this Thursday on SWF Around the World, with
Vance and Johnny, who are filling in this week.
Animal: That should be fun. Although I've never been a Steelers fan.
(Mortis executes a Frankensteiner on Sandman.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is cheering on Mortis.)
Chip: Oh! The Dead nearly get the victory right there.
Animal: Well, they are the tag team champions. But they're Equalizer's flunkies, so I don't
like them.
(Mortis hits a low blow on Sandman.
Sandman hits an enzuigiri on Mortis.
Sandman has the crowd going wild.
Sandman nails Mortis with a reverse neckbreaker.
Sandman has the crowd going wild.
Sandman hits Mortis with a Frankensteiner.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)
Animal: Nice Frankensteiner there by Sandman.
Chip: The Dead are taking a risk by stepping into this match. A loss here tonight means they
will likely have to put the belts up against Sandman and Mr. Shhh.
(The chants for Sandman are deafening.
Sandman places Mortis on the turnbuckle.
Sandman uses a belly-to-belly superplex on Mortis.
The crowd erupts.
Sandman tags out to Mr. Shhh.
Rigor enters the ring and throws Sandman out of the ring.
Rigor leaves the ring.
Mortis uses a power bomb on Mr. Shhh.)
Chip: Big power bomb by Mortis!
Animal: Rigor came in at just the right time to cut off the double team.
Chip: The cover!
(Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
Mortis is getting a good reaction from the crowd.)
Chip: What an hour this has been!
Animal: He's tagging in Rigor.
(Mortis tags out to Rigor.
Rigor and Mortis whip Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
They hit Mr. Shhh with a double elbowsmash.
Mortis leaves the ring.
Rigor executes a piledriver on Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is cheering on Rigor.
Rigor uses a dropkick on Mr. Shhh.
Rigor is getting a good reaction from the crowd.)
Animal: By the same token, what if Mr. Shhh gets pinned by a member of the Living Dead?
Chip: Brian Frenck would certainly have to deal with that.
(Rigor whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh hits a jumping DDT on Rigor.
The crowd is cheering on Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh tags out to Sandman.
Sandman and Mr. Shhh whip Rigor into the ropes.
Sandman and Mr. Shhh hit Rigor with a double jumping DDT.
Mortis enters the ring and throws Mr. Shhh out of the ring.
Mortis is getting a good reaction from the crowd.)
Chip: Another great double team manuever. Animal, what do you think of the Dead?
Animal: Well, Chip, I like "Sugar Magnolia" and "Friend of the Devil", but my favorite
tune of theirs has to be "Alabama Getaway".
Chip: I walked into that one.
(Mortis leaves the ring.
Rigor whips Sandman into the ropes.
Sandman misses with a clothesline.
Sandman goes for the Sleeperhold, but Rigor counters it with an elbowsmash.
Rigor hits a DDT on Sandman.
Rigor puts Sandman in a sleeperhold.
Sandman is struggling to reach the ropes.
Sandman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.)
Chip: Rigor caught Sandman in his own hold, and I thing he needs to tag.
Animal: We saw how well Rigor used submission holds back at War Games. Sandman has to be
careful.
(Rigor whips Sandman into the ropes.
Sandman hits Rigor with an elbow.
Sandman runs into the ropes.
Sandman hits Rigor with an elbow.
Sandman goes for a sleeperhold, but Rigor blocks it.
Rigor nails Sandman with a kick to the midsection.)
Chip: Sandman has been unable to execute his sleeper hold.
Animal: Rigor is pretty powerful. I think Sandman and Mr. Shhh are still finding their way as
a tag team.
(Rigor catches Sandman totally by surprise.
The crowd is really behind Rigor.
Rigor executes the Rigor Vigor on Sandman.
Sandman is close to passing out from the pain.
Chris Carroll asks Sandman if he's had enough.
Sandman shakes his head.)
Chip: He's caught in the Rigor Vigor.
Animal: That's a modified headlock, and it's actually pretty painful.
(Chris Carroll asks Sandman if he's still there.
Sandman nods.)
Jeff: 10 minutes gone by. There are 20 minutes remaining.
Chip: Sandman has to find a way to break out of the Rigor Vigor soon.
(Sandman summons one last burst of energy.
Chris Carroll asks Sandman if he's had enough.
Sandman shakes his head.
Chris Carroll checks Sandman's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.)
Chip: Once more and Chris Carroll will stop the match!
Animal (quietly): Come on, Sandy.
(He lifts it... it stays up !
Sandman fights his way out of the hold after 41 seconds.
Sandman executes an elbowsmash on Rigor.)
Chip: He powered out of the hold!
Animal: Here comes Mr. Shhh.
(Mr. Shhh enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Sandman and Mr. Shhh hit Rigor with a double jumping DDT.
Mr. Shhh leaves the ring.
Sandman whips Rigor into the ropes.)
Chip: Big double DDT and back comes Sandman!
Animal: He still needs to tag.
(Rigor misses with a kick.
Rigor misses with a clothesline.
Sandman misses with a shoulderblock.
Rigor hits Sandman with a shoulderblock.
Rigor locks Sandman in a full nelson.
Sandman is valiantly trying to break the hold.)
Chip: Full nelson.
Animal: I don't know how much more Sandman can take.
(Sandman tries to escape the hold.
Sandman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Rigor whips Sandman into the ropes, but Sandman reverses it.
Sandman takes Rigor down with a clothesline.)
Chip: And Sandman comes back with a big clothesline.
Animal: He's a tough guy. But I think it would smart to bring in Mr. Shhh after all that
punishment Sandman has taken.
(Sandman goes for a bearhug, but Rigor counters it with a facerake.
Rigor puts Sandman in an armbar submission.
Sandman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Sandman whips Rigor into the turnbuckle, but Rigor reverses it.
Rigor charges into the corner.
Rigor takes Sandman down with a spinebuster slam.)
Chip: Spinebuster! Out of nowhere!
Animal: Mortis is cutting Mr. Shhh off.
(He goes for the pin.
Chris Carroll counts: one, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Rigor.)
Chip: It's over! The Living Dead get the victory.
Animal: Well, that sucks.
Jeff: Here are your winners, in 11:45, The Living Dead!
("Sleep when I'm Dead" plays as The Living Dead celebrate their victory.)
Chip: Chalk one up for the World Tag Team Champions.
Animal: I still can't respect those two. They come out to Bon Jovi, for crying out loud!
Chip: Well, right now, we'll hear what Vice-President McNeill has to say...
("One of these Days" by Pink Floyd plays as Vice-President Pat McNeill enters the ring
and takes the microphone from Jeff Ayres.)
McNeill: Hi, fans. As those of you who watch SWF television already know, the Thugz have
challenged Endless Fury to a match, and Endless Fury has accepted. That match will take
place next week, right here on Triumphant Tuesday!
(The crowd cheers.)
Chip: That'll be a good match.
McNeill: And, Brian has just informed me that the winners of that match will wrestle the
Living Dead for the SWF Tag Team Titles at the Birthday Blast pay-per-view!
(The crowd cheers some more.)
Chip: We're out of time! The Fool and I will be back with you next week for more of
Triumphant Tuesday...What? What tape...
(...fade to black.)
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(The camera shows a silhouetted figure against a black background.)
Voice: In the history of the SWF, many have entered the Squared Circle...
(Clips of Jagged Edge, Zodiac, Reaper, War Machine and Lethal.)
Voice: Many have won titles.
(Shot of the Westside Ridas, Desperado, Phoenix and the Unholy Alliance, all holding up their
respective championship belts.)
Voice: But, in the end, there can be only one.
(Shot of Doug Bacon pushing Ronnie Martin off of a bridge.)
Voice: One man has held the SWF World Title longer than any other man.
(Shot of Doug Bacon putting the camel clutch on Lethal.)
Voice: And on April 29th...
(Shot of Doug Bacon hitting the Fried Bacon on Phoenix.)
Voice: ...he'll be at SWF Birthday Blast.
(The camera is now closer to the silhouetted figure, who is starting to look very familiar.)
Figure: Prepare to be fried, fried and Baconized!
(The Birthday Blast logo flashes on the screen as we fade to black.)
c) 1998 SWF Triumphant Tuesday
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