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(The SWF logo appears on the screen)
Announcer: The Supreme Wrestling Federation.
The S-W-F.
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(Video montage of all previous Thugz- Endless Fury meetings, set to "The Ghost of Tom Joad" by
Rage against the Machine.)

Chip: SWF Triumphant Tuesday is next!
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(An overhead shot of a wrestling ring in the middle of a vacant parking lot in a big city.  
Night time.  The opening bars of "The Extremist" by Joe Satriani play as we see shadowy figures
approach the ring from all sides.  There is an explosion, near the ring, increasing the amount
of available light...
   And we see the faces of the wrestlers.  Jagged Edge and Shae Smith approach the ring as we 
see an image of Edge executing the Shattered Dreams on Carey Stone projected on the building
behind him.  Equalizer's black pickup backs up to the site, with someone at the wheel and 
Equalizer standing in the truck bed.  We see an image of Equal hitting the Face Plant on Reaper
projected on the building behind him.
   Sandman walks in, waving his pitchfork and accompanied by Michelle.  We see a shot of Sandman
knocking Lethal off the ladder projected on the building next to him.  Mr. Meteorite #69
walks in from a nearby alley.  We see an image of Moon Dog hitting the D-Dog-T on Billy Talent
projected on the wall above him.
   A shot of the ground near the ring.  The Living Dead emerge through the soil, as a shot of them
hitting the Autopsy on the Westside Ridas is projected on the ground next to them.  We see Rock
'n Roll Animal standing atop a building, as an image of the Animal hitting a frog splash on Sean
 Slade plays beneath him.
   An ice cream truck pulls up and God's Tears emerges from the back, as a shot of GT applying 
the Hurt on Death Angel is projected on the side of the truck. A stretch limo pulls right up
to ringside.  We look in the back and see Mr. Shhh and the Men in Black watching a videotape of
Shhh hitting the Peacemaker on Akira the Samurai.  
    Cut to an overhead shot of the ring, with the SWF wrestlers approaching from all sides.  As
they are all about to enter, we see a burst of fireworks, then the Triumphant Tuesday logo,
followed by another burst of fireworks, which dissolves to...)
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(The inside of a packed arena.  There are screaming fans and fireworks going off around the ring
and along the rampway.  The graphic reads: 

"LIVE!  Hammond Civic Center
Hammond, Indiana"
The camera pans the crowd, lingering on some of the unique signs there: "iwrestling.com",
"Madness fears grammar and punctuation", "I stole the REAL belt", "Mr. Shhh: Silencing the 
Critics", "EQUALIZER is coming back", "Bring home the BACON!", and three fans dressed in 
Thugz T-shirts unveiling a banner that reads "Bow Down to the Thugz!")

Chip: Welcome, everyone, to Hammond, Indiana!
(Shots of a bouncy young woman in a Jagged Edge T-shirt, jumping up and down.)

Chip: Welcome to the Hammond Civic Center! 
(Shot of SWF suits Brian Frenck, Pat McNeill and Sean Clayton, who are sitting in the front row 
in jeans and wearing matching black SWF Birthday Blast T-shirts.  Three SWF security guards are 
seated next to Frenck.  A fan sneaks behind the suits with a sign that says "Which one's Curly?",
but he is quickly apprehended and beaten by security.  The camera cuts away.)

Chip: Welcome to Triumphant Tuesday!
(The angle pans down to the announce desk, where we see Chip Collins, wearing an SWF blazer and
 a red power tie, next to "The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen, wearing a Trinity T-shirt and cap.)

Chip: I'm Chip Collins, along with the man wrestling fans love to love...

Fool: ..."The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen!

(Chip looks over The Fool's outfit.)

Chip: So, how's day 7 of "Tim Thorsen: Trinity Stooge"?

Fool: I resent that!  I'm still a broadcast journalist.

Chip: Okay...Fans, what a show we have for you tonight.  SWF President Brian Frenck is here 
tonight for Wrasslin' Roundup, and he will announce the entire lineup for Birthday Blast.

Fool: All I know is, Equalizer better get a shot at Mr. Shhh and the World Title.

Chip: You have got to be kidding.  Also tonight, the fate of Sound & Fury will be decided as
Danny Bens teams with HardRock to face Boom-Boom Obuhowich and a mystery partner.

Fool: Boom-Boom and anyone is better than the TTK.  And what did you mean by that crack on
my boy Equal? 

Chip: Our main event, of course, features The Thugz against Endless Fury for a tag team title
shot on the pay-per-view.

Fool: Not that it matters, because the Dead's just gonna destroy whoever it is at Birthday
Blast.  But I've gotta go with the Thugz.

Chip: Artful Dodger will face Hellhound, and, in a Triumphant Tuesday first, we will have a 
mixed tag team match as Madness and Crazygirl battle The Kold Blooded Killaz and Babygirl.

Fool: I think I saw that match yesterday when I watched the "Jerry Springer: Too Hot for TV" 
tape.

Chip: We have tag team action to kick us off.  Let's go up to the ring and join Jeff Ayres!

(Jeff Ayres, in his rented tux, takes the mic.)

Jeff: The following tag team contest is set for one fall.  Introducing first, at a total 
combined weight of 501 pounds, here are "The Common Man", John McGee and Brian McKay!

["Small Town" by John Mellencamp blares over the loudspeakers.  McGee and McKay walk down the
aisle, arguing with one another.  The crowd gives a mixed reaction.]

Chip: And the unusual team of John McGee and Brian McKay make their way to the ring, Fool.
 
Fool: That's what happens to guys who have no stroke.

Jeff: And their opponents... ["I Believe I Can Fly" by R. Kelly starts to play.]

Fool: What the hell is this crap?

Chip: It's our new tag team.  The Birds of Prey!

Jeff: At a combined weight of 452 pounds, here are Ian Eagle and Jay Hawke, The Birds Of Prey!

(Ian Eagle and Jay Hawke emerge from the entrance and make their way
down to the ring.  They slap hands with many of the fans along the way.
The crowd is cheering them on.) 

Chip: Fool, what do you think of the undefeated Birds?

Fool: I got your birds right here, jerky boy.

(The Fool's hand gestuire is digitized out.)

Chip: Jeff Hart is your referee, and we're set to go. 

(The bell rings.  They lock up.
Jay Hawke runs into the ropes.
Jay Hawke hits a dropkick on Brian McKay.
Jay Hawke is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)

Chip: Dropkick and a near fall by young Jay Hawke.

Fool: Now, this is NOT the guy who...

Chip: No.  We saw that guy Sunday night.

(Jay Hawke whips Brian McKay into the ropes.
Jay Hawke hits Brian McKay with a shoulderblock.
Jay Hawke takes Brian McKay down with a back heel kick.
Jay Hawke kicks Brian McKay.
There's a small reaction to Jay Hawke.
Brian McKay punches Jay Hawke.
Brian McKay is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Jay Hawke chops Brian McKay.
The crowd is responding to Jay Hawke.
Jay Hawke hits a Frankensteiner from the top rope on Brian McKay.)

Chip: Oh!  HurricanHawke from the top rope!

(Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)

Chip: Two count only.

Fool: What did you call that move?  The Hudson Hawke?

(Jay Hawke hits Brian McKay with a European uppercut.
Jay Hawke tags out to Ian Eagle.
Jay Hawke hits Brian McKay with a DDT.
A small "Birds of Prey" chant is being started.
Ian Eagle hits Brian McKay with a flying dropkick.
Ian Eagle is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
John McGee enters the ring and lays out Jay Hawke.
The crowd is cheering on John McGee.)

Chip: McGee saves his partner from the double team.

Fool: Shouldn't we be plugging something?

(John McGee executes a DDT on Ian Eagle.
Brian McKay climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Ian Eagle nails him
 in the stomach.
Brian McKay falls onto the top turnbuckle.
The crowd is really behind Ian Eagle.
John McGee leaves the ring.
Ian Eagle executes a faceslam on Brian McKay.
Ian Eagle catches Brian McKay in a camel clutch.
Brian McKay is valiantly trying to break the hold.)

Chip: Since you mention it, tickets go on sale Friday for the May 19th edition of Triumphant
Tuesday.  We'll be at the Saint Lucie County Civic Center in Fort Pierce, Florida for this
incredible show.

Fool: And fans, if you get there at 10 AM to be the first in line at the box office, you get
the meet...the T.w.O.?  Boy, that's gotta suck!  Fans, don't show up until at least noon.

(Brian McKay reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Ian Eagle struts across the ring.
The chants for Ian Eagle are deafening.
Ian Eagle takes Brian McKay down with a Big Leg Drop.
Ian Eagle struts across the ring.
The crowd is giving Ian Eagle a standing ovation.
Jay Hawke enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
John McGee enters the ring, but gets cut off.)

Chip: The Birds of Prey are doing quite a job against these two veteran wrestlers.

Fool: It's not hard to beat a team when they don't tag, Chip.

(Ian Eagle and Jay Hawke whip Brian McKay into the ropes.
Ian Eagle and Jay Hawke hit Brian McKay with a double dropkick.
Jay Hawke uses a dropkick on Brian McKay.
Ian Eagle goes for a backflip cradle, but Brian McKay counters it with a sitdown.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)

Chip: Two count by McKay!

Fool: I would have laughed.

(Jay Hawke leaves the ring.
Brian McKay uses a swinging neckbreaker on Ian Eagle.
The crowd is cheering on Brian McKay.
Ian Eagle takes Brian McKay down with a dropkick to the knee.
Ian Eagle nails Brian McKay with a dropkick.
Ian Eagle executes a double-axhandle chop on Brian McKay.
Ian Eagle goes for a back heel kick, but Brian McKay blocks it.
John McGee enters the ring to make it two-on-one.)

Chip: The Birds have said publicly that they want a match against the Kold Blooded Killaz as
soon as possible.

Fool: I like the Killaz.  We'll see them later, Chip.  That's the match I'm waiting for, since
Trinity ain't here tonight.

(John McGee hits Ian Eagle with a backspin DDT.
The crowd is going crazy.
Brian McKay uses a flying fistdrop on Ian Eagle.
The crowd is cheering on Brian McKay.
John McGee leaves the ring.
Brian McKay executes a spinebuster slam on Ian Eagle.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
Brian McKay is getting a good reaction from the crowd.)

Chip: I agree with you, Fool.  McKay should be searching for the tag.

Fool: John McGee ain't too anxious to tag in.

(Brian McKay whips Ian Eagle into the turnbuckle.
Brian McKay charges into the corner, but Ian Eagle lifts his leg.
The crowd is giving Ian Eagle a standing ovation.
Ian Eagle tags out to Jay Hawke.
John McGee enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Jay Hawke and Ian Eagle whip Brian McKay into the ropes.
They hit Brian McKay with a double backdrop.
Ian Eagle leaves the ring.)

Chip: The Birds have also been having an argument with Headhunter as to who the true hunters
in the SWF are.

Fool: Why can't these guys feud with...say...Madness?

Chip: Madness are also fan favorites.

Fool: So?

(Jay Hawke whips Brian McKay into the ropes.
Brian McKay hits Jay Hawke with a shoulderblock.
Brian McKay whips Jay Hawke into the turnbuckle.
Brian McKay runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Brian McKay goes for a headbutt, but Jay Hawke blocks it.
Jay Hawke nails Brian McKay with flying headscissors.
Jay Hawke goes for a faceslam, but Brian McKay blocks it.
Brian McKay whips Jay Hawke into the ropes.
Jay Hawke misses with a clothesline.
Brian McKay hits Jay Hawke with a kick.)

Chip: McKay finally has the opportunity, and he's going for the tag!

(Brian McKay tags out to John McGee.)

Fool: If the Birds beat Fatal Fury, they should have no trouble with John-John.

(John McGee goes for an armlock hammerlock submission, but Jay Hawke blocks it.
Jay Hawke hits John McGee with flying headscissors.
John McGee throws Jay Hawke out of the ring.
John McGee goes through the ropes.
John McGee puts Jay Hawke in a double chickenwing submission.
Jay Hawke is busted wide open.)

Jeff: 5 minutes gone by.  There are 25 minutes remaining.

Fool: So McKay's from Canada, and McGee's from North Carolina.  Right?

Chip: That's right.

(Jeff Hart counts:  1.
John McGee whips Jay Hawke into the guardrail.
John McGee catches Jay Hawke in a double chickenwing submission.
John McGee whips Jay Hawke into the guardrail.
Jeff Hart counts:  2.
John McGee takes Jay Hawke down with a jumping DDT.
John McGee whips Jay Hawke into the guardrail.
John McGee goes for a dragon suplex, but Jay Hawke blocks it.)

Fool: So their team should be called...The Can-Am Connection!

Chip: Don't go there.

(Jeff Hart counts:  3.
Jay Hawke whips John McGee into the guardrail.
Jeff Hart counts:  4.
Jay Hawke reenters the ring.
John McGee follows him back in.
John McGee brings the table into the ring.)

Chip: John McGee has brought a table into the ring!

Fool: Hoo-wah.

(Jay Hawke goes for a back heel kick, but John McGee counters it with
a duck-down move.
John McGee goes for a dragon suplex, but Jay Hawke blocks it.
Jay Hawke tags out to Ian Eagle.
Ian Eagle uses a faceslam on John McGee.
John McGee begs off.
Ian Eagle catches John McGee in a clawhold.)

Chip: Referee Jeff Hart has removed the table from the ring.

Fool: Booooooooooo!

(John McGee reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Ian Eagle nails John McGee with a frog splash.)

Chip: Frog splash from the top rope!

Fool: Bud...weis...er!

(Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ian Eagle.)

Chip: The Birds of Prey get another win!

Jeff: Here are your winners, in 7:10, The Birds of Prey!

("I believe I can fly" plays as The Birds celebrate.)

Chip: Let's go to the replay, sponsored by Sony Playstation.

(Highlights of the match air.)

Fool: Let's see...Double dropkick by the Freebirds on McLoser.  Then Hudson Hawke with the 
flying headscissors, and Ian Eagle with a frog splash.  Who the hell calls their kid Ian
anyway?  Your winners are The Birds of Prey.  

Chip: Fans, when we come back with more of Triumphant Tuesday, you'll see Artful Dodger put
his unbeaten streak on the line against Hellhound!  Don't you go away!
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Chip: back with more of Triumphant Tuesday, live from the Hammond Civic Center.

Fool: Yeah, yeah.  We're havin' a great time here in Eerie, Indiana.

Chip: Last week, we saw Hellhound attack the Artful Dodger in the parking lot with a baseball
bat.  This week, they will meet in the ring to settle their differences.

Fool: Well, I like both these guys.  It's a shame they're fighting.

Chip: Noble sentiments, Tim Thorsen.

Fool: On the bright side, maybe we'll see some blood!

Chip: (* sigh *) Let's go up to the ring!

(Jeff Ayres takes the mic.)

Jeff: The following contest is set for one fall. 

("Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson starts to play.)

Jeff: Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 335 pounds,
here is Hell Hound!

[Hell Hound rides from the back on his motorcycle to the ring.  The crowd
is booing loudly.  Hell Hound ignores them.  He enters the ring and holds
up his baseball bat.]

Fool (in low, dramatic tones):  They say that when a man dies an unjust death, his soul takes 
the form of a dumbass in face paint, waving a baseball bat...This man gains mystical powers.  
The ability to wear a shoulder harness...

Chip: That's quite enough.   

("Fire it Up" by Busta Rhymes begins to play.)

Jeff: And his opponent, from London, England, accompanied by his manager, Westminster, and
weighing 178 pounds, The Artful Dodger!

(Gold confetti and dollar bills waft down from the ceiling as Artful Dodger walks down the aisle
without saying a word.  The crowd gives a mixed reaction.  Westminster holds up a pair of 
motorcycle handlebars.)

Chip: Where did he get those handlebars?

Fool: I don't know.  My guess is that it's either from the Harley or the Bultaco that got 
trashed on ATW last week.

Chip: Well, Andrew Borgert is your referee, and we're set to go!

(The bell rings.  They lock up.
Hell Hound goes for a power bomb, but The Artful Dodger counters it with
a backdrop.
The Artful Dodger goes for a front facelock, but Hell Hound counters it with
a backdrop.
In turn, The Artful Dodger counters it with a sunset flip.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.)

Chip: Sunset flip and a quick two count by Dodger.

Fool: I don't care how big and tough Hell Hound is.  He can't take Dodger lightly. 

(The Artful Dodger goes for a DDT, but Hell Hound counters it with a low blow.
Hell Hound throws The Artful Dodger out of the ring.
Hell Hound goes through the ropes.
Hell Hound whips The Artful Dodger into the guardrail.
Andrew Borgert counts:  1.
Andrew Borgert counts:  2.
Hell Hound reenters the ring.
The Artful Dodger follows him back in.)

Chip: Both men re-enter the ring.  Fool, what's on the SWF Hotline tonight?

Fool: 1-900-SWF-NEWS.  $1.99 a minute, but if you dial 10-321, it's still $1.99 a minute.  I
have the latest about more big-name superstars in the wrestling world who will be in Baltimore
for Birthday Blast, and some political figures who are making the trip as well.

(Hell Hound locks The Artful Dodger in a sleeperhold.
The Artful Dodger is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Artful Dodger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Hell Hound hits a punch on The Artful Dodger.
Hell Hound places The Artful Dodger on the turnbuckle.
Hell Hound nails The Artful Dodger with a belly-to-belly superplex.
Hell Hound takes The Artful Dodger down with a low blow.
Hell Hound hits a flying forearm on The Artful Dodger.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.)

Chip: Flying forearm and a two count by Hell Hound.  What political figures?

Fool: That's all you're getting for free. 

(Hell Hound nails The Artful Dodger with a jack-knife power bomb.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.
Hell Hound has the crowd going wild.
Hell Hound uses a headbutt on The Artful Dodger.
Hell Hound is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)

Chip: A series of near falls by the massive Hell Hound.

Fool: Dodger's quite the escape artist, but he can't keep this up forever.

Hell Hound executes a Gorilla Press on The Artful Dodger.
There are lots of chants for Hell Hound.
Hell Hound goes for an avalanche, but The Artful Dodger counters it with
a side step.
The Artful Dodger hits a DDT on Hell Hound.
The Artful Dodger hits Hell Hound with a springboard dropkick.
The Artful Dodger nails Hell Hound with a Western lariat.
The Artful Dodger puts Hell Hound in the Ziplock.
Hell Hound tries to escape the hold.)

Chip: Ziplock sleeper by the undefeated Dodger.

Fool: Hell Hound will make it to the ropes.

(Hell Hound reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
The Artful Dodger executes a springboard dropkick on Hell Hound.
The Artful Dodger has the crowd going wild.
The Artful Dodger goes for the STF, but Hell Hound blocks it.
Hell Hound executes a Gorilla Press on The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger begs off.
The Artful Dodger catches Hell Hound in a front facelock.
Hell Hound reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.)

Chip: Fool, I know you're a big Trinity fan, but let's have your real predictions for the big
Birthday Blast lineup.

Fool: Well, as much as Equalizer deserves the World Title shot.  I know who Frenck's going to
give it to.

(The Artful Dodger goes for a diving elbow smash, but Hell Hound
 counters it with a faceslam.
Hell Hound executes a power bomb on The Artful Dodger.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is really behind Hell Hound.
The Artful Dodger begs off.
Hell Hound whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes, but The Artful Dodger
 reverses it.
Hell Hound nails The Artful Dodger with a flying forearm.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)

Chip: Another near fall as Dodger barely escapes!  Alright, Fool.  Who will get the World Title
match against Mr. Shhh?

Fool: Frenck's gonna give it to himself!  Mr. Shhh vs. Brian Frenck for the World Title!

Chip: I hope you didn't put that on the hotline.

(The crowd is going crazy.
Hell Hound whips The Artful Dodger into the turnbuckle.
Hell Hound uses a low blow on The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger begs off.
Hell Hound whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes, but The Artful Dodger
 reverses it.
Hell Hound hits The Artful Dodger with a backdrop.
Hell Hound hits an avalanche on The Artful Dodger.)

Fool: I'm just kidding.  Only a bush league fed would do a match like that.

Chip: There has been a LOT of speculation online about the possibility of a match between the
current International Champion, Sean "The Duke" McKenzie, and the former champion, Equalizer.

(Hell Hound runs into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger misses with a clothesline.
Hell Hound hits The Artful Dodger with a shoulderblock.
Hell Hound throws The Artful Dodger out of the ring.
Hell Hound goes through the ropes.
Hell Hound knocks The Artful Dodger into the ringpost.
Hell Hound whips The Artful Dodger into the guardrail.
Hell Hound uses a Tombstone on The Artful Dodger.)

Chip: Tombstone pildriver by Hell Hound!

Fool: McKenzie vs. Equalizer?  THAT wouldn't suck.

(Hell Hound goes for a Big Leg Drop, but The Artful Dodger counters it with
a roll away.
The Artful Dodger knocks Hell Hound into the ringsteps.
The crowd is behind The Artful Dodger all the way.
The Artful Dodger knocks Hell Hound into the ringpost.
The crowd is behind The Artful Dodger all the way.
Andrew Borgert counts:  1.
Andrew Borgert counts:  2.
The Artful Dodger goes for a cobra clutch, but Hell Hound blocks it.)

Chip: Of course, I think McKenzie would have to be the favorite.

Fool: WHAT?  The brown acid is bad, Chip.  The brown acid is bad.

(Andrew Borgert counts:  3.
Hell Hound knocks The Artful Dodger into the ringsteps.
Andrew Borgert counts:  4.
Hell Hound knocks The Artful Dodger into the ringpost.)

Jeff: 5 minutes gone by.  There are 25 minutes remaining.

Chip: What a blood feud this is turning into between two of the brightest young stars in the
SWF.

Fool: I'm telling you, Equalizer is the greatest International Champion of all time.  McKenzie
wouldn't stand a chance.

(Hell Hound whips The Artful Dodger into the guardrail.
Hell Hound nails The Artful Dodger with a spinebuster slam.
Hell Hound whips The Artful Dodger into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Andrew Borgert counts:  5.
The Artful Dodger takes Hell Hound down with a Western lariat.
Andrew Borgert counts:  6.
The Artful Dodger throws Hell Hound back into the ring.)

Chip: Both men were in danger of being counted out before Dodger took it back into the ring.

Fool: The longer this one goes, the more it favors the Dodger.

(The Artful Dodger gets a cobra clutch on Hell Hound.
Hell Hound is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Artful Dodger lets go after 12 seconds.
The Artful Dodger hits Hell Hound with a ropeburn.
The Artful Dodger goes for a cobra clutch, but Hell Hound counters it with
an armdrag takedown.
Hell Hound places The Artful Dodger on the turnbuckle.
Hell Hound goes for a top-rope DDT, but The Artful Dodger blocks it.
The Artful Dodger throws Hell Hound off the turnbuckle.)

Chip: Dodger throws Hell Hound off the turnbuckle.  Don't forget, we have that big announcement
of the entire Birthday Blast card still to come.

Fool: Again, Dodger uses his ring savvy to escape a bigger man.

(The Artful Dodger throws Hell Hound out of the ring.
The Artful Dodger goes through the ropes.
The Artful Dodger whips Hell Hound into the guardrail.
The Artful Dodger hits a Western lariat on Hell Hound.
Andrew Borgert counts:  1.
The Artful Dodger whips Hell Hound into the guardrail.
Andrew Borgert counts:  2.
The Artful Dodger reenters the ring.)

Fool: I'm surprised by how well this Dodger is doing on the floor.

Chip: Both these men will likely be in the TV title tournamnet at Birthday Blast.

(Hell Hound follows him back in.
The Artful Dodger nails Hell Hound with a Western lariat.
The crowd erupts.
The Artful Dodger struts across the ring.
The crowd erupts.
The Artful Dodger goes for a stomp, but Hell Hound counters it with a roll away.
The Artful Dodger begs off.
Hell Hound uses a Gorilla Press on The Artful Dodger.)

Chip: Big Gorilla press!  And now it's the Dodger in trouble.

Fool: It was bound to happen sooner or later.  Running only gets you so far here in the SWF.

(The crowd erupts.
Hell Hound whips The Artful Dodger into the turnbuckle.
Hell Hound uses a low blow on The Artful Dodger.
Hell Hound nails The Artful Dodger with an avalanche.)

Jeff: 10 minutes gone by.  There are 20 minutes remaining.

Chip: Hell Hound with a big avalanche into the corner.

Fool: Time for him to pull out that "Welcome to Hell" thing...

(Hell Hound runs into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger goes for a clothesline, but Hell Hound counters it with
a duck-down move.
Hell Hound attemps to place The Artful Dodger on the turnbuckle, but
The Artful Dodger blocks it.
Hell Hound takes The Artful Dodger down with a short lariat.
Hell Hound goes for the Welcome To Hell, but The Artful Dodger counters it with
an armdrag takedown.)

Chip: Dodger with the counter!  Armdrag takedown!

Fool: This could go to time limit, Collins!

(The Artful Dodger whips Hell Hound into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger misses with a clothesline.
Hell Hound takes The Artful Dodger down with a clothesline.)

Chip: Big clothesline by the Hell Hound!

Fool: Westminster looks worried there on the outside.

(Hell Hound whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger hits Hell Hound with a clothesline.
The Artful Dodger struts across the ring.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger puts Hell Hound in a scorpion deathlock.
The Artful Dodger lets go after 5 seconds.)

Chip: Dodger's setting him up for the Robbing You Blind.

Fool: Hell Hound's got something in his trunks!

(Hell Hound pulls out a pair of brass knuckles and tries to hit The Artful Dodger, but The Artful
Dodger moves out of the way.
Westminster throws The Artful Dodger the handlebars.
The Artful Dodger hits Hell Hound with the handlebars.
The Artful Dodger has the crowd going wild.
Andrew Borgert disqualifies The Artful Dodger.)

Chip: Hell Hound is going to get the win here.

Fool: Well, I can see how Borgert missed the brass nucs, but how could you miss someone hitting
a guy with pieces of motorcycle.

Jeff: Here is your winner by disqualification, in 11:24, Hell Hound!

("Beautiful People" plays over the speakers as the crowd boos.)

(Westminster is rummaging under the ring and produces a lead pipe.  But Hell Hound has already
hopped onto his motorcycle and is driving back down the aisle.  Westminster holds up the stolen
SWF World Title belt, while Dodger holds up Hell Hound's pair of brass knuckles.  The crowd
cheers.)

Chip: Artful Dodger lost the match, but he still keeps his stolen title belt.

Fool: Of course he does!  Everyone knows the belt can't change hands by disqualification.

Chip: Fans, when we return, we'll have the big mixed-six tag tmatch.  Don't go away!

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Chip: Triumphant Tuesday returns live from the Hammond Civic Center, here in Hammond, Indiana.

Fool: Can we do the catfight already?

Chip: Let's go up to Jeff Ayres for this historic matchup.

Jeff: The following contest is set for one fall.  It is a "mixed-six" person tag match!

(The crowd roars its approval.)

Jeff: When one of the ladies tags in, the other lady must tag in.  When one of the ladies tag 
out, the other must also tag out. 

Fool: You know what's wrong with this match?

Chip: Too many guys?

Fool: Good call.

("California Love" by 2pac Shakur begins to play.)

Jeff: Introducing first, from the Westside, at a total combined
weight of 622 pounds, The Kold Blooded Killaz and Baby Girl!

(Red and blue police lights flash as Babygirl leads the KBK down the aisle.  Both men listen for 
the cheers of the crowd.  Hearing boos instead, they get annoyed and wave off the crowd. They 
proceed to the ring.) 

Chip: Baby Girl may be in her street clothes, but she looks like she's ready for war.

Fool: I really like Baby Girl, but my wife is much better looking.

Chip: Good.  Now you won't have to sleep on the couch tonight.

Jeff: And their opponents...

("Madman" by Silverchair plays as black-and-white footage of Madness fills the video wall.)

Jeff: From parts unknown, at a total combined weight of 662 pounds, the team of Insanity, Madman 
and Crazygirl: MADNESS!

(Crazygirl and Madness come down the aisle, slapping hands with the fans.  The crowd cheers them
 on.)

Chip: Both teams are about to hit the ring and...LOOK OUT!

(Both members of Madness are holding Crazygirl back, while both Kold Blooded Killaz are trying
to restrain Baby Girl.  The crowd is chanting "LET THEM FIGHT!  LET THEM FIGHT!"  

Fool: Let them fight!  Let them fight!

Chip: Andrew Borgert is your referee.  It looks like El Cholo will start against Insanity.

Fool: Borgert has lost control of this one.

Chip: The match hasn't started yet!

Fool: Just practicing.

(The bell rings.  They lock up.
El Cholo goes for a choke against the ropes, but Insanity blocks it.
Insanity nails El Cholo with a spinning backbreaker.
Insanity hits El Cholo with a side suplex.
El Cholo begs off.
Insanity hits a spinning backbreaker on El Cholo.
The crowd is responding to Insanity.
Insanity runs into the ropes.)

Chip: Fans, I'd like to remind you that we are just two weeks ago from the "Best of the SWF",
where you will see some the greatest action from our first year.

Fool: And we're hosting the special.  Which means we don't have to do a show.  Hoo-wah!

(El Cholo misses with a clothesline.
Insanity nails El Cholo with a side suplex.
Insanity goes for a kneebreaker, but El Cholo counters it with an elbowsmash.
El Cholo throws Insanity out of the ring.
El Cholo goes through the ropes.
El Cholo whips Insanity into the guardrail.
El Cholo takes Insanity down with a cartwheel kick.
Chico comes over to make it two-on-one.)

Chip: Double team by the KBK on the outside!

(Madman comes over, but gets cut off.)

Fool: Borgert's blocking Madman from coming through the ring!  You gotta love it.

(El Cholo and Chico hit Insanity with a double savate kick.
El Cholo reenters the ring.
Insanity follows him back in.
El Cholo tags out to Chico.
The crowd boos.)

Chip: And the fans obviously want to see the two managers lock up.

Fool: But that was smart by the Killas.  They have Insanity in trouble, and they need to press
the advantage.

(Madman enters the ring and lays out El Cholo.
The crowd is responding to Madman.
Insanity and Madman whip Chico into the ropes.
They hit Chico with a double fist to the midsection.
Madman leaves the ring.
Insanity whips Chico into the ropes, but Chico reverses it.
Insanity bumps into Andrew Borgert.
Insanity and Chico get hit with a double clothesline.)

Chip: Borgert is down!  And so are the wrestlers!

Fool: You know what's coming, don't you?

(Baby Girl and Crazygirl charge at each other.
The crowd roars.
Baby Girl nails Crazygirl with a series of kicks to the midsection.
Insanity whips Chico into the turnbuckle.
Insanity runs shoulder-first into the corner.)

Fool : We got a brawl goin' on!

(Baby Girl goes for the Playa' Hater, but Crazygirl blocks it.
Baby Girl uses a side step on Crazygirl.
Baby Girl hits a side headlock on Crazygirl.
Insanity hits Chico.
Insanity kicks Chico.
Insanity is getting a good reaction from the crowd.)

Chip: Good move by Baby Girl, but it's Crazygirl with the counter!

(Crazygirl throws Baby Girl out of the ring.
Insanity uses a power bomb on Chico.
There is no referee to count.
Crazygirl leaves the ring.)

Chip: Borgert is down!  Madness could have won right there.

Fool: Awwwww....Too bad...

(There are lots of chants for Insanity.
Andrew Borgert is back on the job.
Insanity gets a cobra clutch on Chico.
Chico breaks the hold after 8 seconds.
Chico whips Insanity into the ropes.
Insanity misses with an elbow.
Insanity misses with a kick.
Chico takes Insanity down with an inverted atomic drop.)

Chip: As I was saying, we have one more match to add to that "Best of" special.  You will see
the first meeting between SWF World Champion Mr. Shhh and his archrival, the Original Gangsta!
It's from the September 25th edition of SWF Around the World.  And it's not even a hardcore 
match.

Fool: You apparently haven't SEEN the tape of that one...

(Chico uses a clothesline on Insanity.
Chico hits Insanity with a European uppercut.
Chico hits Insanity with a Gorilla Press.
Chico gets a sleeperhold on Insanity.
Insanity tries to fight the pain.
Insanity tries to escape the hold.)

Chip: Chico's going for the submission hold here.

Fool: Insanity's been trapped in this an awful long time.

(Chico lets go after 37 seconds.)

Fool: No!  Don't let go!

Chip: Gorilla press coming up!

(Chico goes for a Gorilla Press, but Insanity blocks it.
Insanity takes Chico down with a spinning backbreaker.
Insanity goes for a Tombstone, but Chico blocks it.
Chico nails Insanity with a springboard dropkick.
Chico hits an inverted power bomb on Insanity.
Chico whips Insanity into the ropes, but Insanity reverses it.
Insanity hits a spinning backbreaker on Chico.
Insanity hits Chico with a power bomb.)

Chip: Power Bomb!  Insanity with the cover!

(Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Insanity puts Chico in a camel clutch.
Insanity lets go after 5 seconds.)

Jeff: 5 minutes gone by.  There are 25 minutes remaining.

Chip: He's going for that scorpion move he calls the Electric Shock Treatment.

Fool: Dammit, Chico!

(Insanity goes for the Electric Shock Treatment, but Chico counters it with
a small package.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, in the ropes...)

Chip: One!  Two!  No!  I thought he had him!

Fool: He's going for the tag!

(Chico tags out to Baby Girl.
Baby Girl and Chico hit Insanity with a double clothesline.
Chico leaves the ring.
Insanity tags in Crazygirl.)

Chip: The two women are finally legal in the ring!

Fool: Chip just means that they're over 18.

(Baby Girl hits Crazygirl.
Baby Girl hits Crazygirl.
Baby Girl uses a series of kicks to the midsection on Crazygirl.
Baby Girl executes the Frijoles Bomb on Crazygirl.)

Fool: Frijoles Bomb!  It's over!

(The crowd is really behind Baby Girl.
Baby Girl goes for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, thr... kickout.)

Chip: Crazygirl kicks out!  She kicks out of the powerbomb!

(Baby Girl goes for the Tomahawk chop, but Crazygirl blocks it.
Crazygirl chops Baby Girl.
Crazygirl is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Crazygirl punches Baby Girl.
Crazygirl hits Baby Girl.
The crowd is really behind Crazygirl.
Crazygirl nails Baby Girl with a fist to the midsection.
Crazygirl runs into the ropes.)

Fool: I think these two could beat the T.w.O.!  They actually know some moves.

Chip: Maybe so, but this has been nothing less than a brawl.

(Crazygirl hits Baby Girl with a kick.
Crazygirl goes for an armbar submission, but Baby Girl blocks it.
Baby Girl whips Crazygirl into the ropes, but Crazygirl reverses it.
Baby Girl hits Crazygirl with an elbow.
Baby Girl goes for a ropeburn, but Crazygirl blocks it.
Baby Girl begs off.
Crazygirl goes for a headbutt, but Baby Girl blocks it.
Baby Girl nails Crazygirl with a short lariat.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.)

Chip: Another two count by Baby Girl.

Fool: I told you.  She's tough.

(Crazygirl tags out to Insanity.
Baby Girl tags out to El Cholo.)

Chip: Baby Girl had to tag out, since Crazygirl did.

Fool: But Crazygirl should have tagged Madman!  He's fresh!

(El Cholo goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Insanity counters it with a backdrop.
El Cholo begs off.
Madman enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Chico enters the ring and throws Madman out of the ring.
El Cholo and Chico hit Insanity with a double savate kick.
Chico leaves the ring.
El Cholo uses a Frankensteiner from the top rope on Insanity.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.)

Fool: Frankenkilla!

Chip: Don't start.

(El Cholo is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
El Cholo puts Insanity in a chokehold.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three, four.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three, four.
Insanity takes El Cholo down with a DDT.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.)

Chip: Fool, we're going to see Madman right now.

Fool: Damn.  Come on, KBK!

(Insanity tags out to Madman.
Madman hits a DDT on El Cholo.
The crowd is really behind Madman.
Madman tags out to Crazygirl.)

Chip: He's calling her over to help double team!

Fool: Why?  Look out!

(Crazygirl and Madman hit El Cholo with a double power bomb.
Madman leaves the ring.
El Cholo tags out to Baby Girl.)

Chip: What a move!  Listen to that crowd!

(Baby Girl goes for a Steinerline, but Crazygirl counters it with
a duck-down move.
Crazygirl goes for a kick to the midsection, but Baby Girl blocks it.
Baby Girl goes for a roll away, but Crazygirl blocks it.
Crazygirl uses a football tackle on Baby Girl.
Crazygirl runs into the ropes.
Baby Girl misses with a shoulderblock.)

Fool: Baby Girl can't match power with Crazygirl, because Crazy's too fat.

Chip: WHAT?!

Fool: You agree.

Chip: No!  Crazygirl's a babe!

(Baby Girl hits Crazygirl with a kick.
Baby Girl uses the Sweet Chin Music on Crazygirl.
The crowd is behind Baby Girl all the way.
Baby Girl throws Crazygirl out of the ring.
Andrew Borgert counts: one, two, three, four,...
Madness goes over to help Crazygirl, but are cut off by the Kold Blooded Killaz.)

Chip: We have a wild brawl going on on the outside.

Fool: Crazygirl could get counted out.

(Madness and Kold Blooded Killaz are brawling on the outside.
...five, six, seven, eight, nine,...
Crazygirl reenters the ring.)

Chip: Crazygirl will not give up!

Fool: This reminds of the last time we went out drinking after a show, Chip.  With those two
fat girls fighting over you.  Except these women are actually much better looking.

Chip: Stop.

(Baby Girl hits Crazygirl with a roundhouse right.
Baby Girl goes for a Yakuza kick, but Crazygirl blocks it.
Crazygirl goes for a front facelock, but Baby Girl counters it with a low blow.
Baby Girl whips Crazygirl into the ropes.
Baby Girl goes for a slap, but Crazygirl blocks it.
Crazygirl takes Baby Girl down with a lariat.
Crazygirl uses a double-axhandle chop on Baby Girl.
Crazygirl hits a faceslam on Baby Girl.)

Chip: Baby Girl goes face first int the canvas!

Fool: She planted her, Collins.  Like the Phillies planted the Braves last night.

(Baby Girl begs off.
Crazygirl gets a double reverse chinlock on Baby Girl.
Baby Girl is struggling to reach the ropes.
Baby Girl reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.)

Jeff: 10 minutes gone by.  There are 20 minutes remaining.

Chip: Baby Girl is now the one in trouble.

(Crazygirl goes for a duck-down move, but Baby Girl blocks it.
Baby Girl tags in El Cholo.)

Fool: You go, girl!

(Crazygirl tags in Insanity.
Insanity runs into the ropes.
Insanity misses with a shoulderblock.
Insanity goes for a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but El Cholo counters it with
an enzuilariato.
El Cholo uses a spinning power bomb on Insanity.
El Cholo tags Chico.)

Chip: Insanity has been in the majority of the match, and he's feeling it.

Fool: Heads up!  Westside Connection coming!

(Chico lifts Insanity up.
El Cholo nails Insanity with the Westside Connection and goes for the pin.
El Cholo has the crowd going wild.)

Chip: Super face-buster from the top!

(Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, Madman makes the save.)

Chip: Great save by Madman!

(Chico takes Insanity down with a clothesline.
Chico goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Insanity counters it with
a backdrop.
Insanity goes for a ropeburn, but Chico blocks it.
Chico hits a tiger suplex on Insanity.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three.)

Fool: He got him!  Attaboy, Chico!

(The crowd erupts.)
Jeff: Here are your winners, in 11:27, Baby Girl and the Kold Blooded Killaz!

("California Love" begins to play as Baby Girl and the KBK celebrate.)

Fool: Shake it, baby.

Chip: What?

Fool: I'm quoting the song!  Pay attention, Chip.

Chip: A hard-fought victory for the Kold Blooded Killaz and Baby Girl.  But right now,
it's time to find out about the lineup for Birthday Blast.

Fool: Here comes the yahoo!

("The Eyes of Texas" by the University of Texas marching band plays over the speakers
as Texas Pete emerges from the back wearing his cowboy hat, jeans, cowboy boots and a
leather jacket.  He cracks his bullwhip and receives a polite reaction from the crowd.)

Chip: This is what we've been waiting for.

Fool: Not me.  I'm waiting to see Baby Girl and Crazygirl in an "Evening Gown" match.

(Texas Pete grabs the mic.)

Texas: Howdy, folks.  This week, mah guest on Wrasslin' Roundup is...mah boss!  Please
wahl-come the President of the S-Dub Ya-F, Brian Frenck!

("Cities on Flame" by Blue Oyster Cult plays as Brian Frenck hops the railing and enters
the ring to an enthusiastic response from the crowd.)

Pete: Good to have ya here, Mister Pres-ah-dent.

BF: Good to be here, Pete.

Pete: Lately there's been a lot of new guys signing with S-Dub Ya-F. Why do
you think that is?

BF: Well, the SWF is one of the premier wrestling organizations in the world
right now. And with us coming up to our one year anniversary, we have
shown that we are here to stay. And with so many small feds coming and
going, it's no doubt that they want to come to a big name fed like SWF.

Fool: We also have the best announcers.

Chip: True.

Pete: Now I know that you and VP Pat McNeill frequent the minor league feds
in the Baltimore area, scouting for new talent. Have you found any more
good wrasslers to sign?

BF: Well, we have successfully recruited several wrestlers already. There
is one wrestler by the name of The Combat Kid that we feel would make an
excellent showing here in the SWF. However, we have no intention of
signing him as long as he's got Spike Callahan as his manager. That man has
the worst Royce Profit imitation I've ever seen.

(Shot of Pat McNeill in the crowd, looking uncomfortable.)

Pete: Well, y'all have said that Doug Bacon's gonna be at the pay-pah-view,
but that he ain't gonna wrassle. What's he gonna do if he ain't gonna
wrassle?

BF: Well Pete, I'm afraid you are going to have to wait on that. Our
original intention was to try to re-sign him, but Mr. Bacon is not ready to
return to wrestling full time. However, he does want to be a part of the
one year celebration, so we are only too happy to fit him in.

Fool: This is all part of some plot to get at Equalizer.  You watch.

Pete: Now, Equalizer's gonna get off suspension next Tuesday. Does that
mean he's gonna still be suspended, or can he wrassle here next week on TV?

BF: The suspension will include next week's Triumphant Tuesday. Now
assuming Equalizer is a good little boy and does what he's told, his
suspension will be lifted following the show. However, he will be on
probation.

Chip; But will he be on double secret probation?

Fool: Oohhh!  Chip with the wisecrack!

Pete: What are ya gonna do to protect us announcers from gittin tore up
when guys like Flash and Equalizer go loony durin' interviews?

BF: Well, as I mentioned when Equalizer does come back from suspension, he
will be on probation. We will keep a very close eye on him. If he attacks
or threatens any of the SWF personnel, and that includes everyone from me
to the guy who waters the plants at Frenck Tower in Baltimore, he will be
suspended again. Equalizer thinks he can just go ahead and do whatever he
wants. He does not own this league. I do. He does not run this league. I
do. He doesn't make the decisions around here. I do. Equalizer needs to
learn his place here in the SWF. Is it any wonder that Trinity is
crumbling apart? Their leader would rather attack medics and reporters
like yourself instead of worrying about the other wrestlers. If I have to
go so far as to terminate his contract I will. I will not allow some guy
suffering from 'Roid Rage go around attacking SWF Personnel. 

Chip: Strong words from Brian Frenck.

Fool: He's out to get Equalizer.  I told you.

Pete: Now, Birthday Blast is just a few weeks away. I understand that you
are here to announce the line-up for us.

BF: Indeed I am, Pete. We have pulled out all the stops for this one.

First off, we will have not one, but two free for all matches. HardRock
vs. John McGee and Vigilante vs. Brian McKay. 

Then once the PPV kicks in, we will start things off with a throwback match. 
A match involving 2 of the very first wrestlers ever signed in SWF. Jagged Edge and Moon
Do...Excuse me, Mr. Meteorite #69. Then from there we will go into the SWF
TV Title Tournament. Here are the seedings, chosen completely at random.
Bracket 1A - Artful Dodger vs. Flash. 1B - Panzer Sturm vs. Hell Hound.
2A - Tanega Watanabe vs. Giant Killer. 2B - The Judge vs. Fatal Fury. 3A
- Tony Smooth vs. Headhunter. and bracket 3B - Hexx vs. Time Warp. The
finalists will meet in a triangle elimination match. 

Chip: Wow.

Fool: I hope you're writing all this down.

Chip: Mike in the truck will have it.

BF: We will also have a grudge match between Flash and Gods Tears. We are currently trying to 
work out a stip that both parties will agree on. We will also be having a
special triangle match with the participants to be named at Birthday Blast.
We will have a tag team battle royal, featuring the following teams: Kold
Blooded Killaz, Madness, Sound & Fury, loser of Thugz vs. Endless Fury
match here tonight, Birds Of Prey, Warrior Clan, and the Highlanders. Now
whichever team has a man be the final man in the ring, will get a shot at
the Tag Team Titles a few weeks after Birthday Blast.

Chip: That's 16 matches already!
 
Fool: I'll bet McNeill's really happy about that.

BF: Now for the title matches. The Living Dead will defend the Tag straps against the winner of
Endless Fury and The Thugz here tonight. For the American Title, Hot Shot
Donovan vs. Gods Tears. For The International Title, assuming he's still
not on suspension, Sean McKenzie vs. Equalizer. Tom Pho will defend his
Toughman belt against Sandman. And in the World Title match, Mr. Shhh
takes on The Rock 'n Roll Animal.

Chip: That's a total of 21 matches.  It's easily our biggest pay-per-view ever!

Fool: Did he say Donovan versus GT?

Pete: Thank you very much.  Ladies and Gentlemen, Brian Frenck!

("Cities on Flame" plays as Frenck leaves.)

Chip: Fans, we have to take a break!  We'll be back with Sound vs. Fury!  Stay tuned!
--------------
(Just in case you couldn't follow all that, here it is again:)
SWF Birthday Blast lineup:

World Title Match:
Mr. Shhh vs. Rock 'n Roll Animal

American Title Match:
Hot Shot Donovan vs. Gods Tears

International Title Match:
Sean "The Duke" McKenzie vs. Equalizer

Toughman Title Match:
"Tiger" Tom Pho vs. Sandman

Tag Team Title Match:
Living Dead vs. Endless Fury or Thugz

TV Title Tourney:
-----------------

Artful Dodger----\
----------\
Flash------------/ \
\
----------
/
Panzer Sturm-----\ /
----------/
Hell Hound-------/


Tanega Watanabe--\
----------\
Giant Killer-----/ \
\
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/
The Judge--------\ /
----------/
Fatal Fury-------/


Tony Smooth------\
----------\
Headhunter-------/ \
\
----------
/
Hexx-------------\ /
----------/
Time Warp--------/

Grudge Match:
Stips to be announced:
Gods Tears vs. Flash

Throwback match:
Mr. Meteorite #69 vs. Jagged Edge

Tag Team Battle Royal
---------------------
KBK
Madness
Sound & Fury
loser of Thugz vs. EF
Birds Of Prey
Warrior Clan
Highlanders

Free for all matches:
---------------------
HardRock vs. John McGee

Vigilante vs. Brian McKay

(Commercials are coming to an end.  Back to the program.)
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Chip: We're back with more of Triumphant Tuesday live from Hammond, Indiana!

Fool: Pro wrestling's number-one rated show, each and every Tuesday night!

Chip: Fans, this match is a pivotal moment in the careers of the former SWF Tag Team Champions,
Sound & Fury.  Danny Bens and Boom-Boom Obuhowich have been at each other's throats since losing
the belts.  Tonight, they will face each other on opposite sides of a tag match.

Fool: If Boom-Boom's team wins, Sound & Fury is history.  If Bens' team wins, Sound & Fury stays
together.

Chip: Let's go up to the ring and join Jeff Ayres.

Jeff: The following tag team contest is set for one fall.  Introducing first, from Montreal, 
Quebec, Canada, weighing in at 333 pounds, and accompanied by Stefania, here is HardRock!  His
partner, representing Sound & Fury and accompanied by master of Pain, at 215 pounds, Danny "The
Mangler" Bens!  Together, they are The Triple Threat Kliq!	

("La Grange" by ZZ Top starts to play. The crowd goes wild. The Kliq
 still hasn't come out.  Two green fireworks shoot out from both sides of the
entrance.)

Chip: A tremendous ovation for the TTK!

Fool: People are stupid. 

(Master of Pain and Stefania walk down the aisle and enter the 
ring. Danny and HardRock walk in behind them, arms held high, with 
matching "TTK for Life!" T-Shirts. They have big smiles on their faces. 
The crowd is on their feet. As the Kliq walks down the ring, green fireworks shoot from the top 
of the arena down to the ring. When they reach the ring, green fire blares out from
the ring posts.  HardRock poses and a mixture of fireworks come from behind him.)

Chip: And now, we'll find out who Boom-Boom's partner is!

Jeff: And their opponents...

["Loch Lomond" plays over the speakers, as Piper Jones enters, leading 
Boom-Boom. Jay Foley walks behind the two of them. Boom-Boom wears his 
black mask, and has one fist raised high over his head as he roars at 
the fans, who are less than receptive.]

Fool: This sucks.

Jeff: ...At a total combined weight of 618 pounds, accompanied by Jay Foley, here are Boom-Boom
Obuhowich and Piper Jones, the team of Scot & Fury!

Chip: Well, Sound & Fury have been friends with the Highlanders for a long time.  I guess this 
makes sense.

Fool: The hell it does.

[The Mangler glares at Boom-Boom, and Boomer glares back. The tension 
mounts, and then the Master of Pain hands Danny a mic.]

Mangler: Boomer, you've gone over the deep end this time. So, as usual, 
I've got to haul your ass back over into the realm of reality. This 
match will make or break S&F. Prepare to get rehabilitated! It's ALL 
good, baby!

[Mangler drops the mic, as the crowd explodes into cheering. Boomer 
attacks him, and starts beating on him. The ref separates the two, and 
starts the match.]

Chip: Jeff "The Rocket" Hart is your referee.

Fool: That's the good news.

Chip: Looks like HardRock will be starting...Oh, my!

(Boom-Boom Obuhowich attacks HardRock before the bell.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich uses a bodyslam on HardRock.
The bell rings.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a Big Leg Drop on HardRock.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes an atomic drop on HardRock.
Piper Jones enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Danny Bens enters the ring and lays out Piper Jones.
HardRock and Danny Bens hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double flying dropkick.)

Chip: Depsite the cheap shot and the early double-team, TTK is in control.

Fool: If Boom-Boom thought he could win with a Highlander, he IS nuts.

(Danny Bens leaves the ring.
HardRock goes for a DDT, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with a low blow.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a hangman, but HardRock counters it with
a backward kick.
HardRock takes Boom-Boom Obuhowich down with a knee to the back.
HardRock executes a dropkick on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
HardRock hits a rolling kick on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
HardRock tags out to Danny Bens.
Danny Bens and HardRock hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double flying dropkick.
HardRock leaves the ring.
Danny Bens runs into the ropes.)

Chip: Fans, next week on this very program, you'll see Mr. Shhh battle Sean McKenzie in a 
non-title match.  That's our main event!

Fool: I'm impressed.  Boom-Boom's getting killed in there!

(Boom-Boom Obuhowich misses with an elbow.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich puts Danny Bens in a bearhug.
Danny Bens reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich tags out to Piper Jones.
Piper Jones and Boom-Boom Obuhowich whip Danny Bens into the ropes.
They hit Danny Bens with a double kick to the midsection.
HardRock enters the ring and lays out Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
HardRock attemps to place Piper Jones on the turnbuckle, but Piper Jones
 blocks it.)

Chip: And what do you think of the Birthday Blast lineup, Fool?

Fool: Well, I'm glad Equalizer will finally get to beat McKenzie.

(HardRock leaves the ring.
Danny Bens runs into the ropes.
Piper Jones hits Danny Bens with an elbow.
Piper Jones gets a bow-and-arrow submission on Danny Bens.
Danny Bens is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Danny Bens reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Danny Bens goes for a cartwheel kick, but Piper Jones counters it with
a side step.
Piper Jones takes Danny Bens down with a forearm smash.)

Chip: Big forearm by Jones.  What makes you think Equalizer will win?  For that matter, what
makes you think that Equalizer won't be suspended again by the 29th?

Fool: You're right!  Frenck's gonna be trying to find some way to screw Equalizer again.  But 
I'm not worried.  Equalizer's too smart for him.

Chip: Talk to the hand.

(Piper Jones runs into the ropes.
Piper Jones goes for a slap, but Danny Bens reverses it.
Danny Bens hits a kneelift on Piper Jones.
Danny Bens runs into the ropes.
Piper Jones hits a double-axhandle chop on Danny Bens.
Piper Jones whips Danny Bens into the ropes.
Piper Jones hits Danny Bens with an elbow.
Piper Jones nails Danny Bens with a double underhook piledriver.
There's a small reaction to Piper Jones.)

Chip: Jones just hit the Execution on Danny Bens!

Fool: But he didn't get all of it.

(Piper Jones goes for an atomic drop, but Danny Bens blocks it.
HardRock enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich enters the ring and lays out HardRock.
The crowd is really behind Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes Danny Bens down with a bodyslam.
Piper Jones nails Danny Bens with a frog splash.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich leaves the ring.)

Chip: An impressive showing thus far for Scot & Fury.

Fool: Well, they're a better team than the Highlanders.

(Piper Jones executes a backbreaker on Danny Bens.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Danny Bens with the Running Forearm Smash.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
Piper Jones goes for a tiger suplex, but Danny Bens blocks it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich leaves the ring.
Danny Bens uses a chop on Piper Jones.
Danny Bens tags out to HardRock.)

Chip: He makes the tag!  Here comes HardRock!

Fool: I'm really sick of this guy.

(Piper Jones goes for a football tackle, but HardRock counters it with
a kick to the head.
HardRock goes for a powerslam, but Piper Jones counters it with a lariat.
Piper Jones nails HardRock with a neck snap.
Piper Jones is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Piper Jones hits HardRock with a facebite.
Piper Jones uses an atomic drop on HardRock.
Piper Jones whips HardRock into the ropes, but HardRock reverses it.
Piper Jones misses with a clothesline.)

Chip: You will get to see HardRock take on one his oldest rivals, John McGee, at Birthday Blast.
You will get to see the Highlanders, and MAYBE Sound & Fury, in the tag team battle royal.

Fool: Yeah.  What happens if they split up?  Are they still in the battle royal?

Chip: I guess we'll find out.

(Piper Jones hits HardRock with an elbow.
Piper Jones executes a diving shoulderblock on HardRock.
Piper Jones hits HardRock with a double underhook piledriver.
Piper Jones has the crowd going wild.
Piper Jones uses a headbutt on HardRock.
Piper Jones goes for the Highland Fling, but HardRock counters it with
a low blow.
HardRock hits the Doctor Bomb on Piper Jones.
Jeff Hart counts: One, shoulder up.)

Chip: Near fall there by HardRock!

Fool: Speaking of that pay-per-view, what about that Shhh vs. Animal match?  Who wants to see
that crap in the main event?

(The crowd is cheering on HardRock.
HardRock goes for a flying forearm, but Piper Jones counters it with
a duck-down move.
Piper Jones executes a forearm smash on HardRock.
Piper Jones chops HardRock.
Piper Jones has the crowd going wild.
Piper Jones hits HardRock.
Piper Jones has the crowd going wild.)

Chip: I won't veen dignify that last remark with a comment.

Fool: And why does God's Tears get an American Title shot?  He only does hardcore matches!

(HardRock punches Piper Jones.
HardRock is getting a good reaction from the crowd.)

Jeff: 5 minutes gone by.  There are 25 minutes remaining.

Chip: on a more serious note, it looks like GT will wrestle twice at the pay-per-view.

(HardRock chops Piper Jones.
A small "TTK" chant is being started.
Danny Bens enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
HardRock and Danny Bens whip Piper Jones into the ropes.
HardRock and Danny Bens hit Piper Jones with a double dropkick.
Danny Bens leaves the ring.
Piper Jones hits a forearm smash on HardRock.
Piper Jones tags out to Boom-Boom Obuhowich.)

Fool: Yes!  Boom-Boom's in.

Chip: It's Boom-Boom and HardRock.

(Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips HardRock into the turnbuckle, but HardRock
 reverses it.
HardRock uses a rolling kick on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
HardRock is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
HardRock nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a jumping DDT.
The crowd is cheering on HardRock.
HardRock attemps to place Boom-Boom Obuhowich on the turnbuckle, but
Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it.
HardRock hits a power bomb on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.)

Chip: Another near-fall, and the action is fast and furious.

Fool: You can't take the Boomer that easy.

(HardRock is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
HardRock attemps to place Boom-Boom Obuhowich on the turnbuckle, but
Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it.
HardRock runs into the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a punch, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the turnbuckle.
HardRock charges in with a clothesline, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
 moves out of the way.
The crowd is behind Boom-Boom Obuhowich all the way.)

Fool: Rocky should quick trying to pick up Boom-Boom and just beat on him.

Chip: Well, these are two mobile big men, and they're turning in a fine showing.

(Boom-Boom Obuhowich punches HardRock.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich has the crowd going wild.
HardRock chops Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
The crowd is cheering on HardRock.
HardRock chops Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
HardRock hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich kicks HardRock.
The crowd is going crazy.)

Chip: Even if TTK wins, I can't see what good it will do to have Boom-Boom rejoin the group
against his will.

Fool: That's why I want Boom-Boom to win.  It'll be more fun for everyone.

(HardRock punches Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich kicks HardRock.
The chants for Boom-Boom Obuhowich are deafening.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich tags out to Piper Jones.
Piper Jones nails HardRock with a low blow.
Piper Jones whips HardRock into the ropes.
Piper Jones goes for a faceslam, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock runs into the ropes.
Piper Jones nails HardRock with a spinebuster slam.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)

Chip: Spinebuster and a two count.  I'm imporessed with the teamwork on both sides.

Fool: Absolutely.  I think they could both be good teams on a more permanent basis.

(The crowd is going crazy.
Piper Jones runs into the ropes.
HardRock goes for a punch, but Piper Jones blocks it.
Piper Jones goes for a spinebuster slam, but HardRock counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
The chants for HardRock are deafening.
HardRock whips Piper Jones into the ropes.
Piper Jones goes for a slap, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock tags out to Danny Bens.)

Chip: Tag made and the Mangler comes in.

Fool: I'll take Boom-Boom for the block, Chip.

(Boom-Boom Obuhowich enters the ring and lays out HardRock.
Piper Jones and Boom-Boom Obuhowich hit Danny Bens with a double low blow.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich leaves the ring.
Piper Jones hits Danny Bens with a clothesline.
Piper Jones runs into the ropes.
Danny Bens uses a handspring bodyblock on Piper Jones.)

Chip: Danny Bens turns the tables with a back handspring.

Fool: No, no, no!  Come on, skirt boy!

(Danny Bens whips Piper Jones into the turnbuckle.
Danny Bens charges into the corner.
Danny Bens takes Piper Jones down with a savate kick.
Danny Bens is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three.)

Chip: Superkick!  It's over!

Fool: That means the TTK stays together.  Damn.

(The crowd is giving The Kliq a standing ovation.
"La Grange" by ZZ Top plays as HardRock and Danny celebrate with their managers.)

Jeff: Here are your winners, in 8:02, The Triple Threat Kliq!

Chip: I wonder how Boom-Boom will take this setback.

[Mangler and HardRock walk around the ring, arms in the air.  Danny grabs a 
mic, and walks over to stand face to face with Boom-Boom, who shakes his 
head to clear it.]

Mangler: Well, Boomer, that's it. You've been beaten, and the better 
team won. What do you have to say for yourself? Are you back in Sound & 
Fury wholehearted baby?

[Boom-Boom slowly takes the mic, and glares at Danny.]

Boom-Boom: Danny, I entered this match with the understanding that if 
you won, I'd rejoin S&F. Well, it looks like I lost. So that means we're 
a team again, right? Working as one?

Mangler: Yep. Working as one. Aree you ready to take care of business?

Boom-Boom: You're the boss, Danny.

[Boom-Boom smiles, and extends his hand to Danny. Danny takes the hand, 
smiles back, and they shake. Sudddenly, they both turn, hands clasped, 
and both thrust kick HardRock in the chest.]

Chip: They attacked HardRock!

Fool (doing the Nelson laugh): Ha-hah!  Yes!  This is great!

[HardRock falls, a look of surprise on his face. Foley steps in front of 
Stefania to black any interference, as Master of Pain throws back his 
head and laughs.]

[Boom-Boom unloads with some forearms to the back of HardRock, and Piper 
Jones begins stomping on him. Danny takes back the mic, as the two big 
men keep beating on HardRock.]

Mangler: You see, Rocky, you made a mistake with S&F. We ARE a team, but 
when Boomer decided to vent a little steam when we lost our titles, you 
should've been more understanding. Instead, what'd you do? You 
threatened him. You told him that you, Axel, and Pho would be after him. 
Well, Axel's broken, Tom's gone, and you have no one to back you up.

Chip: The TTK has been shatteredby Sound & Fury!  The whole thing was a setup!

Fool: Well, duh!

[Security arrives in the doorway, as well as paramedics. Master of Pain 
moves to block them, his shockprod spitting sparks. The security stays 
at bay, frightened by the prod.]

Mangler: HardRock, I want to let you in on a secret. The TTK is over. 
You had a shot with Pho and S&F, but you lost it. You lost the 
international title, you lost Pho, and now, this is the resignation of 
S&F. Let me sign it.

[Piper and Boom-Boom tie HardRock up in the ropes. Danny flies forward 
and kicks HardRock in the throat. Boom-Boom unties HardRock, and lifts 
him in the air. Danny climbs to the top turnbuckle, and unleashes the 
Shake N' Bake on HardRock. Boom-Boom then throws HardRock out of the 
ring, and the Master of Pain allows the paramedics to come through with 
a gurney.]

Chip: This is disgraceful!  This is absolutely uncalled for!

Fool: This is the best career move S&F has ever made!  Maybe I can get them a slot in Trinity!

Mangler: HardRock, the S&F IS back together. And the TTK dies tonight! 
It's ALL good, baby!!

[Danny tears off his TTK T-Shirt, and throws it onto HardRock, where he 
is being lifted onto the gurney.]

Chip: I can't believe that the Highlanders took part in this as well.

Boom-Boom: Oh, Danny, there IS one matter left. We have yet to thank our 
friends for their help. Fans, we give you the Highlanders!

[The Highlanders raise their arms high. Master of Pain creeps up behind 
Foley, and applies the shockprod to his exposed ribs. Foley drops, and 
begins thrashing around from the elctricity.]

[Jones looks over at Foley, a look of confusion on his face. Boom-Boom 
grabs a folding metal chair from ringside, and raises it high over his 
head.]

Mangler: Oh Piper?

[Piper turns, in time to recieve the chair to the head. Boom-Boom keeps 
smashing him with the chair as he falls, and while he lays on the mat. 
Jones is busted open. Boom-Boom kick him once, then drops the chair on 
his inert form.]

Chip: What the...?  They've turned on the Highlanders!  Their best friends!

Fool: They don't need no stinkin' friends, Chip!  

Mangler: We didn't forget how you two lost War Games for us. But now, we 
hope YOU never forget THIS lesson. NEVER mess with Sound & Fury!!!

[Boom-Boom tears off his leather mask, grabs Danny's wrist, and raises 
it high in the air.]

Boom-Boom and Danny: OUR TIME HAS COME!!

[They slowly march out of the arena, Master of Pain in tow, leaving the 
bleeding Jones and the writhing Foley in the ring area.]

Chip: It looks like Piper Jones has a concussion!

Fool: It looks like Sound & Fury has some backbone!  I need to get them to give me some more 
S & F wear!

Chip: Fans, the medical personnel are in the ring.  We have to take a break.  We'll be back with
our main event, when Triumphant Tuedsay continues...
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(The camera shows a silhouetted figure against a black background.)

Voice: In the history of the SWF, many have entered the Squared Circle...

(Clips of Jagged Edge, Zodiac, Reaper, War Machine and Lethal.)

Voice: Many have won titles.

(Shot of the Westside Ridas, Desperado, Phoenix and the Unholy Alliance, all holding up their
respective championship belts.)

Voice: But, in the end, there can be only one.

(Shot of Doug Bacon pushing Ronnie Martin off of a bridge.)

Voice: One man has held the SWF World Title longer than any other man.

(Shot of Doug Bacon putting the camel clutch on Lethal.)

Voice: And on April 29th...

(Shot of Doug Bacon hitting the Fried Bacon on Phoenix.)

Voice: ...he'll be at SWF Birthday Blast.

(The camera is now closer to the silhouetted figure, who is starting to look very familiar.)

Figure: Prepare to be fried, fried and Baconized!

(The Birthday Blast logo flashes on the screen as we fade to black.) 
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Chip: We're back with more of Triumphant Tuesday.  We apologize to the network for going a 
little over time this week.

Fool: They're used to it.

Chip: Jeff Ayres is standing by in the ring, and it's time for our MAIN EVENT!

Jeff: The following contest is set for one fall.  Introducing first, at a total combined weight
 of 577 pounds, and accompanied by Shae Smith, from Los Angeles, California, Fatal Fury! And 
from Denver, Colorado, Jagged Edge! Together, they are Endless Fury!

["Red Riding Hood" by Adam Sandler blares. Strobe lights start flashing. Endless Fury emerge 
from the entrance and make their way to ringside, accompanied by Shae Smith. The crowd gives a 
mixed reaction.]

(Edge is wearing a black T-shirt with the words "Jagged Edge 7:11" on the front.)

Fool: Edge is just a corporate whore, isn't he?  First Pizza Hut, then 7-Eleven.

Chip: These two teams have had some classic battles over the months.  But this time, there's
a title shot at stake.

Fool: It's two great singles wrestlers against a great tag team.  You know who I'm picking.

(The numbers "1-8-7" flash on the SWF video wall.)

Jeff: And their opponents, from New Orleans, Louisiana, being led to the ring by their manager, 
Tyra, weighing in at a combined weight of 622 pounds, here are the forner SWF Tag Team Champions,
 The Thugz!!

["Bow Down" by Westside Connection blares.  The lights dim and a lone
spotlight illuminates the entrance.  The Thugz and Tyra step out and make their way to the ring.  
The crowd is booing loudly.]

Chip: C-Murder and Shocker.  One of the baddest teams walking.

Fool: They're good.  But they ain't the Living Dead.

Chip: It will be Shocker starting things off against Fatal Fury.

(The bell rings.  They lock up.
The Shocker hits Fatal Fury with a choke slam.
The Shocker takes Fatal Fury down with an inverted power bomb.
The Shocker is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Shocker poses for the crowd.
The Shocker is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Shocker executes a belly-to-back suplex on Fatal Fury.
The Shocker is going for the pin.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)

Chip: The Shocker is off to a great start.  And wouldn't it be something to see the Thugz face
the Living Dead one more time for the time.

Fool: When you talk about tag teams in the SWF, it's the Dead and maybe The Thugz.  Period.

(The Shocker whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
The Shocker hits Fatal Fury with a kick.
C-Murder enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Shocker and C-Murder whip Fatal Fury into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Fatal Fury with a double kick to the midsection, but he
 counters it with a double clothesline.
C-Murder leaves the ring.
Fatal Fury hits The Shocker with a double underhook suplex.
The Shocker begs off.
Fatal Fury hits a double underhook suplex on The Shocker.
Fatal Fury is getting a good reaction from the crowd.)

Chip: Fatal Fury with another suplex.  Fury on the offensive.  And Fury with the tag!

(Fatal Fury tags out to Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury whip The Shocker into the ropes.
They hit The Shocker with a double elbowsmash.
Fatal Fury leaves the ring.
Jagged Edge hits The Shocker with a choke slam.
Jagged Edge runs into the ropes.
Jagged Edge goes for a choke slam, but The Shocker counters it with
a kick to the midsection.
The Shocker tags out to C-Murder.)

Fool: Here we go!  A little C-Murder action.  It's all about the Thugz, baby!

Chip: That's why they had the longest title reign in SWF tag team history.

(Fatal Fury enters the ring, but gets cut off.
The Shocker goes for a flying clothesline, but Jagged Edge counters it with
a duck-down move.
The Shocker hits C-Murder.
The crowd is cheering on Jagged Edge.
Fatal Fury tangles up The Shocker.
Jagged Edge uses a Northern Lights suplex on C-Murder.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
There are lots of chants for Jagged Edge.
The Shocker leaves the ring.)

Chip: A rare miscue on the part of the Thugz!  That could have been costly.

Fool: Well, now that I like Sound & Fury, maybe they can move back into contention in that
battle royal at Birthday Blast.

(Jagged Edge takes C-Murder down with a belly-to-back suplex.
Jagged Edge runs into the ropes.
C-Murder goes for a flying forearm, but Jagged Edge counters it with
a duck-down move.
Jagged Edge throws C-Murder out of the ring.
Jagged Edge goes through the ropes.
Jagged Edge has the crowd going wild.
Jagged Edge nails C-Murder with a double underhook piledriver.
Chris Carroll counts:  1.)

Chip: Piledriver on the floor!

Fool: Both teams have to watch the count. The Thugz lost their last shot due to stupid stuff
like that.

(Jagged Edge whips C-Murder into the guardrail.
Chris Carroll counts:  2.
Jagged Edge whips C-Murder into the guardrail.
Jagged Edge reenters the ring.
C-Murder follows him back in.
Fatal Fury enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Shocker enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Fatal Fury nails C-Murder with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker.
The crowd is really behind Fatal Fury.
Jagged Edge executes a spinning DDT on C-Murder.)

Fool: All those moves would've finished any other team.  But not the Thugz.

Chip: However, C-Murder is having his problems with Endless Fury right now.

(Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury whip C-Murder into the ropes.
They hit C-Murder with a double backdrop.
Fatal Fury leaves the ring.
Jagged Edge puts C-Murder in a scorpion deathlock.
C-Murder tries to escape the hold.
C-Murder reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Jagged Edge flexes to the crowd.
The chants for Jagged Edge are deafening.
Jagged Edge uses a belly-to-belly suplex on C-Murder.
Jagged Edge is going for the pin.)

Chip: Beautiful belly-to-belly.  The cover!

(Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)

Fool: Nope.  It's gonna take a little more than that.

(Jagged Edge whips C-Murder into the turnbuckle.
Jagged Edge charges in with a jumping side kick, but C-Murder
 moves out of the way.
C-Murder goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Jagged Edge blocks it.
Jagged Edge hits a piledriver on C-Murder.
The chants for Jagged Edge are deafening.
Jagged Edge hits C-Murder with a Northern Lights suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)

Chip: Big kickout by C-Murder!

Fool: Sleeper!  It's locked in!

(C-Murder puts Jagged Edge in a sleeperhold.
Jagged Edge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds.
C-Murder tags out to The Shocker.
The Shocker takes Jagged Edge down with a flying bulldog.
The Shocker executes a fallaway slam on Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge takes The Shocker down with the Doctor Bomb.
Chris Carroll counts: One, kickout.
The crowd is giving Jagged Edge a standing ovation.)

Chip: Great counter by Jagged Edge.  These teams first met over the holidays in that
four corners match.

Fool: I think that was before the holidays.  Here come Fury!

(Jagged Edge tags out to Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge whip The Shocker into the ropes.
Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge hit The Shocker with a double choke slam.
Jagged Edge leaves the ring.
The Shocker goes for an atomic drop, but Fatal Fury blocks it.)

Jeff: 5 minutes gone by.  25 minutes remaining.

Fool: What happens if this hits the time limit?

Chip: I don't know.  My guess is that they'd have a rematch next week.

(Fatal Fury uses a double underhook suplex on The Shocker.
Fatal Fury goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but The Shocker counters it with
a bulldog headlock.
In turn, Fatal Fury counters it with a throw-off.
Fatal Fury goes for a headbutt, but The Shocker blocks it.
The Shocker uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Fatal Fury.
C-Murder enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Shocker and C-Murder whip Fatal Fury into the ropes.
They hit Fatal Fury with a double fist to the midsection.
C-Murder leaves the ring.
The Shocker hits a choke slam on Fatal Fury.)

Chip: Big chokeslam by the 335 pound Shocker!

Fool: This is why the SWF is so great, Collins.  We have the best teams in wrestling.

(The Shocker nails Fatal Fury with an inverted power bomb.
There are lots of chants for The Shocker.
The Shocker throws Fatal Fury out of the ring.
Chris Carroll counts: one, two, Fatal Fury reenters the ring.
The Shocker goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury whips The Shocker into the ropes.
Fatal Fury misses with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but The Shocker counters it with
a punch.
The Shocker takes Fatal Fury down with a flying clothesline.
The Shocker uses a fallaway slam on Fatal Fury.)

Chip: Big fallaway slam as the Thugz set up for another double team.

Fool: Chip, I just got handed this note by one of the crew. 

(C-Murder enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jagged Edge enters the ring and lays out C-Murder.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge hit The Shocker with a double DDT.
Jagged Edge leaves the ring.
Fatal Fury gets a cobra clutch on The Shocker.
The Shocker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Fatal Fury tags out to Jagged Edge.)

Chip: Thanks, Tim.  According to this, HardRock and Jay Foley sustained no permanent injury.
However, Piper Jones apparently has injured a vertebrae in his neck from that attack by
Sound & Fury.

Fool: That's pretty serious.  Oh, well.  Bye, bye, crappy tag team.

(Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury hit The Shocker with a double Gorilla Press.
Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury whip The Shocker into the ropes.
They hit The Shocker with a double elbowsmash.
Fatal Fury leaves the ring.
Jagged Edge whips The Shocker into the ropes.
The Shocker hits Jagged Edge with an elbow.
The Shocker goes for a brain buster, but Jagged Edge counters it with
a small package.)

Chip: That's a callous attitude, Tim, and I hope the Highlanders...COVER!

(Chris Carroll counts: One, two, in the ropes...)

Chip: And Shocker is saved by the ropes.

Fool: What were you babling about before?

(Jagged Edge hits The Shocker with a punch.
Jagged Edge attemps to place The Shocker on the turnbuckle, but The Shocker
 blocks it.
Jagged Edge goes for a spinning power bomb, but The Shocker counters it with
a bulldog headlock.
The crowd is going crazy.
In turn, Jagged Edge counters it with a back suplex.
The Shocker hits Jagged Edge with a snap suplex.
The Shocker executes a flying bulldog on Jagged Edge.
The Shocker has the crowd going wild.)

Chip: Bulldog by Shocker.  We all hope that the Highlanders return to the SWF in the near 
future.

Fool: Yeah.  We're low on jobber tag teams since Wild Destruction got canned. 

(The Shocker whips Jagged Edge into the ropes.
The Shocker misses with a kick.
Jagged Edge hits The Shocker with a clothesline.
Jagged Edge flexes to the crowd.
The chants for Jagged Edge are deafening.
Jagged Edge hits The Shocker with a Northern Lights suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
The chants for Jagged Edge are deafening.)

Chip: He kicked out!  I thought it was over!

Fool: Shocker!  Buddy!  Don't scare me like that, homes!

(Jagged Edge nails The Shocker with a piledriver.
Jagged Edge hits The Shocker with a spinning power bomb.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Jagged Edge attemps to place The Shocker on the turnbuckle, but The Shocker
 blocks it.
Jagged Edge tags out to Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury goes for a DDT, but The Shocker counters it with a backdrop.
The Shocker tags out to C-Murder.)

Chip: Shocker finally makes the tag.  We haven't talked about that Toughman title match yet, 
Tim.

Fool: Say that five times fast.  Well, Tiger vs. Sandman.  Should be bloody.  I don't know.
I'm not as big a Sandman fan since he left Trinity.

(The Shocker hits a flying clothesline on Fatal Fury.
The chants for The Shocker are deafening.
C-Murder catches Fatal Fury in a sleeperhold.
Fatal Fury reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
The Shocker leaves the ring.
C-Murder takes Fatal Fury down with a double-axhandle chop.
C-Murder attemps to place Fatal Fury on the turnbuckle, but Fatal Fury
 blocks it.
C-Murder gets a sleeperhold on Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.)

Jeff: 10 minutes gone by.  There are 20 minutes remaining.

Chip: You can see C-Murder wearing down Fatal Fury.

Fool: Three of these guys have won titles, and then there's Fury.  He's the weak link.

(C-Murder hits Fatal Fury with a fallaway slam.
C-Murder goes for a frog splash, but Fatal Fury counters it with a knee pull-up.
Jagged Edge enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge whip C-Murder into the ropes.
They hit C-Murder with a double elbowsmash.
Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge whip C-Murder into the ropes.
They hit C-Murder with a double backdrop.
Jagged Edge leaves the ring.)

Chip: I'll tell him you said that.

Fool: All I'm saying is, the guy hasn't won a belt yet.

(Fatal Fury executes a belly-to-back suplex on C-Murder.
Fatal Fury is going for the pin.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
Fatal Fury tags out to Jagged Edge.
C-Murder goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Jagged Edge counters it with
a side step.
Jagged Edge runs into the ropes.
Jagged Edge hits C-Murder with a backdrop.
Jagged Edge nails C-Murder with a Northern Lights suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.)

Chip: A pair of near falls, and now it's the Thugz at a disadvantage.

Fool: Any match with the Thugz is just a 1-8-7 away from being over.

(The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Jagged Edge nails C-Murder with a Gorilla Press.
Jagged Edge goes for a Gorilla Press, but C-Murder blocks it.
C-Murder whips Jagged Edge into the ropes.
C-Murder puts Jagged Edge in a sleeperhold.
Jagged Edge tries to escape the hold.
Jagged Edge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.)

Chip: C-Murder has done a lot of work with that sleeper.

Fool: He's go to be a little frustrated.  You want to be able to put guys out with a move like
that.

(C-Murder whips Jagged Edge into the ropes.
Jagged Edge hits C-Murder with a shoulderblock.
Jagged Edge executes the Stinger Splash on C-Murder.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jagged Edge.
C-Murder runs into the ropes.
C-Murder takes Jagged Edge down with a double-axhandle chop.
C-Murder goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Jagged Edge counters it with
a side step.
Jagged Edge whips C-Murder into the turnbuckle.)

Fool: Make the tag, C!

Chip: Shae Smith and Tyra are looking on nervously at this very important contest.

(Jagged Edge charges in with a jumping side kick, but C-Murder lifts his leg.
C-Murder tags out to The Shocker.
C-Murder takes Jagged Edge down with a DDT.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
C-Murder leaves the ring.
The Shocker hits a forearm smash on Jagged Edge.
The Shocker executes a DDT on Jagged Edge.
The Shocker executes a flying clothesline on Jagged Edge.
The crowd erupts.)

Chip: C-Murder tags and The Shocker is cleaning house!

Fool: What's it gonna take to end this match?

(Jagged Edge goes for a punch, but The Shocker blocks it.
The Shocker goes for an inverted power bomb, but Jagged Edge blocks it.
Jagged Edge kicks The Shocker.
The crowd is behind Jagged Edge all the way.
The Shocker kicks Jagged Edge.
The crowd erupts.
Jagged Edge chops The Shocker.
The chants for Jagged Edge are deafening.
Jagged Edge punches The Shocker.
Jagged Edge hits The Shocker with a backspin DDT.)

Chip: DDT!  DDT by the former World Champ!

Fool: He's trying to pick Shocker up!

(The crowd is behind Jagged Edge all the way.
Jagged Edge nails The Shocker with a jack-knife power bomb.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jagged Edge.)

Chip: I thought it was over, but Shocker barely managed to lift his shoulder!

Fool: Where does he get the energy?

(Jagged Edge goes for a Gorilla Press, but The Shocker counters it with
a facerake.
The Shocker hits a DDT on Jagged Edge.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Shocker.
The Shocker poses for the crowd.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Shocker.
The Shocker places Jagged Edge on the turnbuckle.
The Shocker uses a double underhook superplex on Jagged Edge.)

Fool: Yes!  Superplex!

Chip: Shocker with the cover!

(Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Shocker complains about a slow count.)

Fool: He's making the tag!

(The Shocker tags out to C-Murder.
Fatal Fury enters the ring, but gets cut off.
The Shocker takes Jagged Edge down with a lariat.
C-Murder nails Jagged Edge with a dragon suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.
C-Murder complains about a slow count.)

Chip: Another near fall, this time by C-Murder.

Fool: Edge has to be out on his feet.

(C-Murder and The Shocker whip Jagged Edge into the ropes.
They hit Jagged Edge with a double backdrop.
The Shocker leaves the ring.
C-Murder takes Jagged Edge down with a flying bulldog.
The crowd erupts.
C-Murder nails Jagged Edge with a monkey flip.
C-Murder hits a dragon suplex on Jagged Edge.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, thr... kickout.)

Chip: He got...NO!  He kicked out!  I've seen Jagged Edge battle Doug Bacon.  I saw him win the
four-way stretcher match.  I saw him beat War Machine.  Now, he needs to pull it out one more
time and make the tag.

(The crowd is behind C-Murder all the way.
C-Murder tags The Shocker.)

Jeff: 15 minutes gone by.  There are 15 minutes remaining.

Fool: 1-8-7!  Here we go!

(C-Murder nails Jagged Edge with a superkick.
The Shocker executes a reverse flying elbowdrop and goes for the pin.
The crowd is giving The Shocker a standing ovation.)

Fool: It's over!  It's over!  Thugz win!

(Chris Carroll counts: One, two,...)

Chip: The cover!  One, two...!

(...thr... kickout.)

Chip: Edge kicks out at two!  He kicks out!

Fool: I don't believe it.

(The Shocker tags out to C-Murder.
Fatal Fury enters the ring and throws The Shocker out of the ring.
The crowd is behind Fatal Fury all the way.
Fatal Fury uses a lariat on C-Murder.
Jagged Edge hits a crotch slam on C-Murder.
Fatal Fury leaves the ring.)

Chip: Fury needs to stay in the corner and be ready to tag in.

Fool: He bought Edge some time, though.

(C-Murder uses a DDT on Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge uses the Stinger Splash on C-Murder.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Jagged Edge tags out to Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury gets a sleeperhold on C-Murder.
C-Murder is valiantly trying to break the hold.)

Chip: Fury tags in!  And he's got the sleeper on!

Fool: Fight the power, C!  Fight the power!

(C-Murder reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.
C-Murder begs off.
Fatal Fury goes for a Hotshot, but C-Murder counters it with a flying forearm.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)

Chip: Another near fall by C-Murder!

Fool: We could go to time limit, Chip!  We could go the distance.

(The crowd is on its feet cheering for C-Murder.
C-Murder whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
C-Murder hits Fatal Fury with a backdrop.
C-Murder throws Fatal Fury out of the ring.
C-Murder goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.)

Chip: C-Murder is taking it to the floor. And Chris Carroll is counting...

(Chris Carroll counts:  1.
C-Murder knocks Fatal Fury into the ringpost.
Chris Carroll counts:  2.
C-Murder reenters the ring.
Fatal Fury follows him back in.
C-Murder takes Fatal Fury down with a flying forearm.)

Chip: Flying forearm!

Fool: That's it!  

(Chris Carroll counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The crowd erupts.
C-Murder catches Fatal Fury in a scorpion deathlock.)

Chip: Scorpion deathlock in the center of the ring!

Fool: Fury's in real trouble, Chip.

(Fatal Fury is struggling to reach the ropes.
Fatal Fury is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Fatal Fury is inching his way towards the ropes.
Fatal Fury tries to fight the pain.
C-Murder lets go after 21 seconds.)

Chip: He let go!  C-Murder let go!  

(C-Murder takes Fatal Fury down with a diving headbutt.
C-Murder tags out to The Shocker.)

Fool: It's double team time.

Chip: Here comes Jagged Edge.

(Jagged Edge enters the ring and lays out C-Murder.
Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge whip The Shocker into the ropes.
They hit The Shocker with a double fist to the midsection.
Jagged Edge leaves the ring.
Fatal Fury catches The Shocker in a double chickenwing submission.
The Shocker is valiantly trying to break the hold.)

Chip: He has the chicken wing.

Fool: Shocker's too close to the ropes.

(The Shocker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Fatal Fury hits a choke slam on The Shocker.
Fatal Fury is going for the pin.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.)

Fool: Another two count.

Chip: Powerbomb.  NO!  FURIOUS FALL!

(Fatal Fury executes the Furious Fall on The Shocker.
The crowd is giving Fatal Fury a standing ovation.
Fatal Fury goes for the pin.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.)

Chip: THEY DID IT!  Endless Fury beat the Thugz!  They get the title shot!

Jeff: Here are your winners, in 17:34, Endless Fury!

Fool: I don't believe it.  Endless Fury gets to meet the Dead at Birthday Blast!

Chip: Fans, we're out of time!   We'll see you next week!  So long!

(Endless Fury and Shae celebrate as "Red Riding Hood" plays in the background.)

(fade to black)
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c) 1998 SWF Triumphant Tuesday

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