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(The SWF logo appears on the screen)
Announcer: The Supreme Wrestling Federation.
The S-W-F.
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("Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba plays under highlights of the Slaughterhouse main event.)
[GT attempts a run, his wig bounces up and down as he slowly stumbles
into an uncontrollable fall.]
GT: ooFF!
[After a few moments of laughter GT manages to stand up and make his way
to the ring.]
VM: GT should not be allowed to wrestle. He is obviously intoxicated.
He's a danger to himself as well as others.
JV: But he's like that even when he's not drunk.
[GT walks up to Flash, who is in constant laughter, and grabs the mic,
he begins his speech.]
GT: DIE BITCH!!
[GT takes a swing at Flash with his bottle of JD stumbles and falls to
the ground lifeless, the ref grabs the bottle and takes it out of the
ring.]
JV: But you're right. He is in sad shape.
[The bell rings
Flash kicks Gods Tears in the gut.
Flash puts his foot on top of GT and flexes.]
Flash: YEAH!!
[Scott Thomas counts: one, two, three!]
VM: That was disgraceful.
JV: Fans, remember, don't drink and wrestle.
Chip: SWF Triumphant Tuesday is next!
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(An overhead shot of a wrestling ring in the middle of a vacant parking lot in a big city.
Night time. The opening bars of "The Extremist" by Joe Satriani play as we see shadowy figures
approach the ring from all sides. There is an explosion, near the ring, increasing the amount
of available light...
And we see the faces of the wrestlers. Jagged Edge and Shae Smith approach the ring as we
see an image of Edge executing the Shattered Dreams on Carey Stone projected on the building
behind him. Equalizer's black pickup backs up to the site, with someone at the wheel and
Equalizer standing in the truck bed. We see an image of Equal hitting the Face Plant on Reaper
projected on the building behind him.
Sandman walks in, waving his pitchfork and accompanied by Michelle. We see a shot of Sandman
knocking Lethal off the ladder projected on the building next to him. Mr. Meteorite #69
walks in from a nearby alley. We see an image of Moon Dog hitting the D-Dog-T on Billy Talent
projected on the wall above him.
A shot of the ground near the ring. The Living Dead emerge through the soil, as a shot of them
hitting the Autopsy on the Westside Ridas is projected on the ground next to them. We see Rock
'n Roll Animal standing atop a building, as an image of the Animal hitting a frog splash on Sean
Slade plays beneath him.
An ice cream truck pulls up and God's Tears emerges from the back, as a shot of GT applying
the Hurt on Death Angel is projected on the side of the truck. A stretch limo pulls right up
to ringside. We look in the back and see Mr. Shhh and the Men in Black watching a videotape of
Shhh hitting the Peacemaker on Akira the Samurai.
Cut to an overhead shot of the ring, with the SWF wrestlers approaching from all sides. As
they are all about to enter, we see a burst of fireworks, then the Triumphant Tuesday logo,
followed by another burst of fireworks, which dissolves to...)
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(The inside of a packed arena. There are screaming fans and fireworks going off around the ring
and along the rampway. The graphic reads:
"LIVE! Civic Arena
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania"
The camera pans the crowd, lingering on some of the unique signs there: "3sixteen.com",
"BS: Brian and Storm", "Flash: Lord of the Drunks", "Marry me, Baby Girl!", "Bow down to the
Underground", "Bring back Siberia!", and two young woman dressed in Hot Shot T-shirts unveiling a
banner that reads "Hot Shot: Shoot on US!")
Chip: Welcome, everyone, to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!
(Shots of a two guys in kilts, holding a sign that says "If it's not Scottish, it's crap!")
Chip: Welcome to the Civic Arena!
Fool: The Igloo! You WILL call it the Igloo!
(Shot of SWF suits Brian Frenck, Pat McNeill and Sean Clayton, who are sitting in the front row
in jeans and wearing matching black SWF Birthday Blast T-shirts. Three SWF security guards are
seated next to Frenck. A fan sneaks behind the suits with a sign that says "Kill all the lawyers",
but he is quickly apprehended and beaten by security. The camera cuts away.)
Chip: Welcome to Triumphant Tuesday!
(The angle pans down to the announce desk, where we see Chip Collins, wearing an SWF blazer and
a red power tie, next to "The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen, wearing a Pittsburgh Penguin jersey and
a "Puckhead" cap.)
Chip: I'm Chip Collins, along with the man wrestling fans love to love...
Fool: ..."The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen!
(Chip looks over The Fool's outfit.)
Chip: You ready for Montreal?
Fool: Bet your ass, hockey illiterate.
Chip: Fans, what a program we have for you tonight. Champions collide in the main event as
World Champion Mr. Shhh battles his brother-in-law, International Champion Sean McKenzie!
Fool: A lotta non-title goin' on. Tell 'em about Hot Shot!
Chip: Also, American champion Hot Shot Donovan will answer the challenge of "Sexy" Tony Smooth
in a non-title match.
Fool: Donovan's gonna kick some crazysexycool ass. Think I'm saying "ass" enough?
Chip: When our fans think of "ass", they'll think of you, Fool.
Fool: Thanks. Hey, wait a minute...
Chip: Texas Pete will welcome Sound & Fury, and we'll also see HardRock against the newcomer, Mr.
Meteorite #69!
Fool: Newcomer? Sheesh, you guys are suckers.
Chip: We have tag team action to kick us off. Let's go up to the ring and join Jeff Ayres!
(Jeff Ayres, in his rented tux, takes the mic.)
Jeff: The following tag team contest is set for one fall.
("California Love" by 2pac Shakur begins to play.)
Fool: This is the evening gown match, right?
Chip: Keep dreaming.
Jeff: Being led to the ring by their manager, Baby Girl, from the Westside, at a total combined
weight of 496 pounds, Chico and El Cholo, the Kold Blooded Killaz!
(Red and blue police lights flash as Babygirl leads the KBK down the aisle. Both men listen for
the cheers of the crowd. Hearing boos instead, they get annoyed and wave off the crowd. They
proceed to the ring.)
Chip: The Kold Blooded Killaz have had an impressive run thus far in the SWF.
Fool: But they've never faced a team like them Thugz before. I might have to come out of
retirement and manage these guys...
(The numbers "1-8-7" flash on the SWF video wall.)
Jeff: And their opponents, from New Orleans, Louisiana, being led to the ring by their manager,
Tyra, weighing in at a combined weight of 622 pounds, here are the former SWF Tag Team Champions,
The Thugz!!
["Bow Down" by Westside Connection blares. The lights dim and a lone
spotlight illuminates the entrance. The Thugz and Tyra step out and make their way to the ring.
The crowd is booing loudly.]
Chip: I'm sure the Thugz would ditch Tyra and let you manage them.
Fool: Good point.
Chip: "The Sole Survivor" Jeff Hart is your referee, and it looks like Cholo starting things off
against Shocker.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
The Shocker uses a backbreaker on El Cholo.
The Shocker gets a camel clutch on El Cholo.
El Cholo is valiantly trying to break the hold.
El Cholo reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.)
Fool: Look at the power of Shocker. This is going to be a great match.
(The Shocker goes for a snap suplex, but El Cholo blocks it.
El Cholo throws The Shocker out of the ring.
Jeff Hart counts: one, two, three, four, The Shocker reenters the ring.
El Cholo takes The Shocker down with a headbutt.
The Shocker begs off.
El Cholo tags out to Chico.)
Chip: Cholo tags in Chico. We'd like to remind our fans in Hershey, Pennsylvania, that tickets
go on sale this Friday at 10 AM for Triumphant Tuesday on May 26th at the Hersheypark Arena.
Fool: And if you get there before noon, you can meet SWF superstars...Hexx and Vigilante?!
Oh, yeah. That's a draw.
(C-Murder enters the ring, but gets cut off.
El Cholo goes for a DDT, but The Shocker blocks it.
El Cholo rolls out of the ring.
The Shocker runs into the ropes.
Chico hits a flying clothesline on The Shocker.
The crowd is cheering on Chico.
Chico hits an elbowsmash on The Shocker.
The Shocker begs off.)
Chip: Chico on the offensive. Fool, what's the latest on the Hotline?
Fool: 1-900-SWF-NEWS. $1.99 a minute for "Fool's Gold" until midnight tonight. Who are the
next SWF wrestlers to get booted out of the fed? Plus, the real scoop on the turmoil inside
the SWF front offices. And our interactive fan poll: Who sucks worse? David Storm or
Brian Christian?
(Chico executes a flying somersault headbutt on The Shocker.
Chico nails The Shocker with a backbreaker.
Chico tags out to El Cholo.
El Cholo uses a moonsault bodyblock on The Shocker.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is responding to El Cholo.
El Cholo yells "Westside!".
A small "El Cholo" chant is being started.)
Chip: Big body block and a two count. These Killaz don't appear intimidated by the Thugz, Tim.
Fool: They look good so far. He's taggin' in Chico.
(El Cholo tags out to Chico.
Chico and El Cholo whip The Shocker into the ropes.
They hit The Shocker with a double clothesline.
Chico and El Cholo whip The Shocker into the ropes.
Chico and El Cholo hit The Shocker with a double savate kick.
C-Murder enters the ring and lays out El Cholo.
The Shocker and C-Murder whip Chico into the ropes.
They hit Chico with a double elbowsmash.)
Chip: A big double elbow leaves Chico reeling! We'll see these two teams again in that tag
team battle royal at Birthday Blast, only on pay-per-view!
Fool: How long is this pay-per-view going to be? Seven, eight hours?
(C-Murder leaves the ring.
The Shocker hits Chico with the Doctor Bomb.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
There are lots of chants for The Shocker.
The Shocker poses for the crowd.
There are lots of chants for The Shocker.
The Shocker tags out to C-Murder.
The Shocker hits a flying clothesline on Chico.)
Chip: The KBK got off to a good start, but the Thugz have been all over them.
Fool: This is what the KBK wanted. If they're going to be a big name tag teams, they've gotta
fight guys like the Thugz.
(There are lots of chants for The Shocker.
C-Murder locks Chico in a sleeperhold.
Chico reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Shocker leaves the ring.
C-Murder whips Chico into the ropes.
C-Murder misses with a shoulderblock.
Chico hits C-Murder with a shoulderblock.
Chico goes for an inverted atomic drop, but C-Murder blocks it.)
Chip: Let's run down the lineup for the pay-per-view. We'll open up with a tremendous Free for
All as Vigilante battles Brian McKay?
Fool: Is that a "loser leaves town" match?
(-Murder whips Chico into the ropes.
C-Murder hits Chico with an elbow.
C-Murder whips Chico into the ropes, but Chico reverses it.
Chico misses with an elbow.
Chico goes for a savate kick, but C-Murder counters it with a duck-down move.
C-Murder hits Chico with a reverse neckbreaker.
The crowd is really behind C-Murder.)
Chip: No. It isn't.
Fool: How 'bout a "Loser and Winner leave town" match? Please?
(Chico goes for a double underhook piledriver, but C-Murder blocks it.
C-Murder goes for a sleeperhold, but Chico blocks it.
Chico runs into the ropes.
C-Murder hits Chico with a clothesline.
C-Murder takes Chico down with a bodyslam.
C-Murder runs into the ropes.
C-Murder goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Chico counters it with a side step.
C-Murder uses a Frankensteiner on Chico.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Franken-Murder and a two count on Chico!
(C-Murder complains about a slow count.)
Fool: Look at C. Intimidating the ref. That's how ya do it!
(C-Murder begs off.
El Cholo enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Shocker enters the ring and throws El Cholo out of the ring.
The Shocker has the crowd going wild.
C-Murder and The Shocker whip Chico into the ropes.
They hit Chico with a double fist to the midsection.
The Shocker leaves the ring.
C-Murder hits Chico with an inside cradle.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Inside cradle and another near fall! I'm picking Vigilante.
Fool: I don't care.
(Suddenly Mariachi music begins to play...)
Fool: What the hell?
(Two young ladies wearing mexican dresses are dancing down the isle
carrying several Taco Bell bags.)
Chip: Did we get a new sponsor?
(C-Murder goes for a flying bulldog, but Chico counters it with a side step.
Chico goes for an octopus hold, but C-Murder blocks it.
C-Murder nails Chico with a front-layout superplex.
C-Murder runs into the ropes.)
Fool: Yo, chica! Over here! Yo quiero Taco Bell, dammit!
(Chico takes C-Murder down with a clothesline.
Chico nails C-Murder with a swinging neckbreaker.
Chico has the crowd going wild.
C-Murder begs off.
Chico stops fighting and looks at the women.)
Chip: They're taking the food over to the Kold Blooded Killaz!
Fool: This sucks! These guys just started here, and they get food. We've been here for months.
No food.
Chip: Shae gives us pizza.
Fool: Good point. Where's Shae?
(The KBK and Baby Girl are outside the ring, digging in to their free Taco Bell meal. A
confused Jeff Hart shrugs and starting counting them out. A man jumps over the railing.)
Chip: It's Mr. Jones! What's he doing here?
Fool: Probably checking out the maraccas on that Baby Girl.
(Mr. Jones taps Jeff Hart on the back. When Hart turns around, Jones hands him an envelope.
Hart smiles and pockets the envelope. The Thugz, who had been watching the KBK, turn around
and see Jones.)
Fool: Jones is paying off the ref!
Chip: And here come the Thugz.
(Jeff Hart has left the ring. The Thugz have grabbed hold of Mr. Jones. It looks like they're
about to execute the 187. Three more men hop the railing and enter the ring.)
Chip: It's Mr. Shhh, Mr. Smith and Sandman!
Fool: Yes! Now we're getting somewhere!
(Mr. Shhh hits a kidney shot on C-Murder, while Sandman nearly breaks his pitchfork over the
back of the Shocker. Mr. Smith pulls a pair of brass knuckles out of his pocket.)
Chip: It's a four on two in the middle of the ring! And our referee is doing nothing about it!
Fool: If the KBK ever gets finished with dinner, it'll be six on two!
(C-Murder has both hands around Mr. Shhh's neck, but Mr. Smith hits him with the brass knuckles
in the gut. Shocker hits Mr. Jones, but is spun around by Sandman, who hits him with a jack-
knife power bomb.)
Chip: Power bomb by Sandman! And the Thugz are down!
(Sandman throws C-Murder out of the ring.
A few more gratitutous cheap shots leave Shocker lying on the mat, as Mr. Shhh, Sandman and
the Men in Black walk out.)
Fool: Looks like Chico's finished with his 7-layer burrito.
(Indeed, Chico has finished his tacos and hops back into the ring. He see Mr. Shhh, Sandman
and the Men in Black retreating down the aisle. Referee Jeff Hart is coming back into the
ring. Shocker is unconscious on the mat. Chico smiles.)
Chip: He's going for the cover! This is a travesty!
(Chico goes for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: one, two, three.)
Fool: The Killaz beat the Thugz! What a great match.
Jeff: Here are your...
(Ayres shuts off his mic as Pat McNeill pulls him aside.)
Chip: I don't think McNeill's gonna let this decision stand.
Fool: Why not?
(Jeff picks up the mic again, nodding at Pat.)
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, this bout has been ruled a NO CONTEST due to extensive outside
interference. There is NO WINNER!
(At once, Tyra comes up to Ayres and starts screaming at him. Baby Girl is protesting to Pat
McNeill.)
Fool: That sucks! What kind of league is this where you can't buy a victory?
Chip: Well, I think both these teams will hold Mr. Shhh and Sandman responsible. We haven't
seen the last of the feud between Mr. Shhh, Sandman and the Thugz.
Fool: Do you come up with these brilliant insights all by yourself?
Chip: Fans, when we come back with more of Triumphant Tuesday, you'll see HardRock battle the
newcomer, Mr. Meteorite #69! Don't you go away!
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Chip: Triumphant Tuesday returns live from the Civic Arena, here in Pittsburgh!
Fool: Beware of the Penguins!
Chip: We are only eight days away from Birthday Blast, and that tremendous card in Baltimore.
Right now, our next match features two fine wrestlers.
Fool: You're kidding! Chip, this match has "Free-for-all" written all over it.
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is s et for one fall.
Chip: We're about to see the former International champion!
Fool: Former.
Jeff: Introducing first, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, weighing in at 333 pounds, and
accompanied by Stefania, here is HardRock!
("La Grange" by ZZ Top starts to play. The crowd goes wild. HardRock
still hasn't come out. Two green fireworks shoot out from both sides of the
entrance.)
Chip: HardRock has been in some tremendous battles as of late. He will meet John McGee at
Birthday Blast.
Fool: Not even I think McGee can beat HardRock.
(HardRock heads to the ring. The crowd is on their feet. As
HardRock walks down to the ring, green fireworks shoot from the top of the arena
down to the ring. When HardRock reaches the ring green fire blares out from
the ring posts. HardRock poses and a mixture of fireworks come from behind
him.)
Jeff: And his opponent,...from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 369 and one half pounds... Mr.
Meteorite #69!!
["Bring On The Noise" by Anthrax & Public Enemy blares as the masked Mr. Meteorite makes
his way to the ring. Orange fireworks that looks like miniature comets fly across the
entranceway. The crowd starts barking.]
Chip: Quite an entrance from this mysterious big man.
Fool: Mysterious? Come on.
Chip: This man beat up Dewy Hicks, the former manager of Moon Dog Gator, after Gator left the
SWF. Andrew Borgert is your referee, and we're underway!
(The bell rings. They lock up.
HardRock whips Mr. Meteorite #69 into the ropes, but Mr. Meteorite #69 reverses it.
HardRock nails Mr. Meteorite #69 with a rolling kick.
Mr. Meteorite #69 takes HardRock down with a thrust kick to the head.
The crowd is cheering on Mr. Meteorite #69.
Mr. Meteorite #69 whips HardRock into the turnbuckle.
Mr. Meteorite #69 charges in with an avalanche.
Mr. Meteorite #69 executes the Doctor Bomb on HardRock.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Doctor bomb and a two count! Whoever this masked man is, he's vicious.
Fool: Don't make me slap you.
(The crowd is cheering on Mr. Meteorite #69.
Mr. Meteorite #69 whips HardRock into the turnbuckle.
HardRock comes back, but is met with a clothesline.
Mr. Meteorite #69 nails HardRock with a facebite.
Mr. Meteorite #69 hits the Running Forearm Smash on HardRock.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mr. Meteorite #69 scratches his head furiously as he barks.
The crowd is really behind Mr. Meteorite #69.)
Chip: Mr. Meteorite is off to a tremendous start. Fans, there will be no Triumphant Tuesday
next week, so that we may bring you the big "Best of the SWF" special. We will show you
the greatest matches of our first year, as selected by the promoters, wrestlers and fans.
Fool: I'm rooting for a "TV-MA" rating here in the States.
(Mr. Meteorite #69 whips HardRock into the turnbuckle.
Mr. Meteorite #69 throws HardRock out of the ring.
Andrew Borgert counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, HardRock
reenters the ring.
Mr. Meteorite #69 chops HardRock.
The crowd is cheering on Mr. Meteorite #69.
Mr. Meteorite #69 kicks HardRock.
The crowd is cheering on Mr. Meteorite #69.
Mr. Meteorite #69 chops HardRock.)
Chip: Speaking of that, one of the matches you will see will be the infamous "Bar Room Brawl"
match between God's Tears and Rockin' Rebel, that was fought in an actual bar in Long Island.
Fool: There's gonna be so much violence on this show, you'll think you're watching South Park.
(Mr. Meteorite #69 is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Mr. Meteorite #69 hits HardRock with a snap mare.
Mr. Meteorite #69 scratches his head furiously as he barks.
The crowd is cheering on Mr. Meteorite #69.
Mr. Meteorite #69 goes for a chokehold, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock goes for a powerslam, but Mr. Meteorite #69 counters it with a lariat.
Mr. Meteorite #69 goes for a clawhold, but HardRock blocks it.
HardRock places Mr. Meteorite #69 on the turnbuckle.)
Chip: HardRock's setting him up for the superplex!
Fool: Say, Chip, this Mr. Meteorite's a "newcomer", correct?
(HardRock takes Mr. Meteorite #69 down with a superplex.
A small "HardRock" chant is being started.
HardRock attemps to place Mr. Meteorite #69 on the turnbuckle, but Mr. Meteorite #69
blocks it.
HardRock hits Mr. Meteorite #69 with a knee to the back.
HardRock runs into the ropes.
Mr. Meteorite #69 hits HardRock with a clothesline.
Mr. Meteorite #69 hits HardRock with a piledriver.
Mr. Meteorite #69 goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but HardRock
counters it with a facerake.)
Chip: Well, yeah.
Fool: Then why isn't he in the TV title tournament with everyone else who hasn't won
a belt.
(HardRock runs into the ropes.
HardRock misses with an elbow.
HardRock and Mr. Meteorite #69 get hit with a double clothesline.
HardRock uses a powerslam on Mr. Meteorite #69.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Good point. I'll have to ask Brian about that. Two count by HardRock.
Fool: Yeah. You go ask Frenck.
(HardRock takes Mr. Meteorite #69 down with a legdrop.
HardRock goes for a piledriver, but Mr. Meteorite #69 blocks it.
Mr. Meteorite #69 hits HardRock with the Running Forearm Smash.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, kickout.
Mr. Meteorite #69 has the crowd going wild.
Mr. Meteorite #69 punches HardRock.
The crowd is going crazy.
HardRock kicks Mr. Meteorite #69.)
Chip: While we're talking about the tournament, who do you like?
Fool: My pick? Hmmm...Gotta go with the crazy guy. I'm takin' Flash.
(A small "HardRock" chant is being started.
HardRock punches Mr. Meteorite #69.
HardRock nails Mr. Meteorite #69 with the Doctor Bomb.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HardRock is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Mr. Meteorite #69 catches HardRock in a sleeperhold.
HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.)
Chip: HardRock manages to reach the ropes...I'll go with Hellhound to win the tournament.
Fool: Not a bad pick either.
(Mr. Meteorite #69 catches HardRock in a sleeperhold.
HardRock breaks the hold with a jawbreaker after 5 seconds.
HardRock goes for a cobra clutch, but Mr. Meteorite #69 blocks it.
Mr. Meteorite #69 takes HardRock down with the Running Forearm Smash.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is giving Mr. Meteorite #69 a standing ovation.
HardRock goes for a DDT, but Mr. Meteorite #69 counters it with a backdrop.)
Chip: Big backdrop. Mr. Meteorite #69 also has a match at Birthday Blast, as he faces the
former Triple Crown Champion, Jagged Edge.
Fool: That might not suck. I'm takin' Meteor Man.
(Mr. Meteorite #69 uses a headbutt on HardRock.
Mr. Meteorite #69 uses the Doctor Bomb on HardRock.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, kickout.
Mr. Meteorite #69 throws HardRock out of the ring.
Mr. Meteorite #69 goes through the ropes.
Mr. Meteorite #69 locks HardRock in a sleeperhold.
Andrew Borgert counts: 1.
Mr. Meteorite #69 takes HardRock down with a facebite.)
Chip: The action continues on the outside.
Fool: HardRock's having some problems here with Moonie.
(Andrew Borgert counts: 2.
Andrew Borgert counts: 3.
Mr. Meteorite #69 knocks HardRock into the ringsteps.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: Also at Birthday Blast, God's Tears battles Flash in a huge lumberjack match.
Fool: I'm not even gonna try to pick that one. It's not worth it.
(Andrew Borgert counts: 4.
HardRock is busted wide open.
Mr. Meteorite #69 hits a piledriver on HardRock.
Mr. Meteorite #69 executes a headbutt on HardRock.
Andrew Borgert counts: 5.
Mr. Meteorite #69 knocks HardRock into the ringsteps.)
Chip: Both men are in serious danger of being counted out.
Fool: I don't think either of these guys know how to count.
(Andrew Borgert counts: 6.
Andrew Borgert counts: 7.
Mr. Meteorite #69 reenters the ring.
HardRock follows him back in.
Mr. Meteorite #69 uses the Doctor Bomb on HardRock.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Meteorite #69.)
Chip: Another near fall. More power wrestling by this Mr. Meteorite.
Fool: Hey, the guy's a fromer World champ.
Chip: He is? From what fed?
(HardRock goes for a cobra clutch, but Mr. Meteorite #69 blocks it.
Mr. Meteorite #69 nails HardRock with an elbowsmash.
Mr. Meteorite #69 executes the D-Dog-T on HardRock.
Mr. Meteorite #69 goes for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.)
Chip: He got him. Mr. Meteorite #69 remains undefeated!
("Bring the Noize" plays as Mr. Meteorite barks in the ring.)
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 7:33, Mr. Meteorite #69!
Fool: Man, what a beating. I enjoyed that.
Chip: That's just a sample of the exciting action you'll find at SWF Birthday Blast, live and
only on pay-per-view.
Fool: Will Texas Pete be there?
Chip: No. But he's here now...
Fool: Damn.
("The Eyes of Texas" by the University of Texas marching band plays over the speakers
as Texas Pete emerges from the back wearing his cowboy hat, jeans, cowboy boots and a
leather jacket. He cracks his bullwhip and receives a polite reaction from the crowd.)
Chip: It'll be interesting to see what Sound & Fury have to say for themselves.
(Texas Pete grabs the mic.)
Pete: Mah guests this week are the fahmer S-Dub Ya-F tag team champ-yuns! Please wahlcome
Danny and Boom-Boom, Sound 'n Fury!
("Song #2" by Blur plays as Sound & Fury and Master of Pain make their way to the ring.)
Fool: So, I hear HardRock's the new leader of the T.w.O.
Chip: He is not!
Fool: They're the only ones who'd follow him now...
(S & F are in the ring.)
Pete: Now, why'd y'all beat up that nice HardRocky feller?
Mangler: I'll field that one, Pete...Y'see, we entered the Kliq under
the understanding that we aren't always nice guys. Well, HardRock didn't
understand that Boomer here needs to vent. He was mad. Hey, we'd lost
our belts! But what did our "friend" and "stablemate" do?
Boom-Boom: He threatened me!!
Mangler: Right. He THREATENED Boom-Boom. That's when we decided it was
time to leave, and teach HardRock that Sound & Fury is NOT to be messed
with!
Fool (doing his Cornholio voice): Are you threatening me?
Pete: So that whole thing with you 'n Boomer fightin' each other was all an
act?
Mangler: Of course! All set up by the Master of Pain. I mean, can you
believe that Rocky bought that black leather mask? And the messed up
music?
Boom-Boom: Who listens to that, anyway? Yeah, Pete, we were acting. We
fooled the fans, we fooled the suits, but most importantly...
Both: ...we fooled HardRock!
Chip: This is disgraceful.
Fool: Yeah, I think they should get rid of Texas Pete too...
Chip: That's NOT who I was talking about!
Pete: Y'all gonna be in that there tag team battle royal at the Birthday
Blast. What do ya think about the competition?
Mangler: There's really only one thing we worry about in the battle
royal...and that's the Thugz. Sure, we've beat 'em before, but they're
STILL tough. The KBK, the BoP, and the others, they're not a concern.
We'll focus on the Thugz, and the others will fall in line to be
eliminated.
Chip: They're awfully confident.
Fool: Why the hell not?
Pete: Do y'all plan to win them tag team belts back after the
pay-per-view?
Boom-Boom: Do we plan to win OUR belts back? Of course!! The Dead will
probably lose them to Endless Fury, and then we'll beat Fury for our
belts.
Fool: Keep dreaming. Trinity will hold those belts forever.
Pete: What do y'all have planned next for upcomin' matches?
Boom-Boom: Well, Petey, it looks like all the new blood has a mad on for
us. The Birds, the KBK, all of them want a piece of the Champs. And
don't try any of that FORMER champ crap on us. I DON'T accept losing
because of the Kliq! We'll get our belts back, then you rookies can line
up and fall down. Boom. Boom. BOOM!
Chip: These guys are dangerous. Look what they did to the Highlanders.
Pete: Who would ya rather fight, the Livin' Dead boys or Endless Fury?
Mangler: Who'd we RATHER fight? The Dead. We can beat them easier.
Fool: I'm startin to get pissed off now. You can't talk about my stablemates like that.
Chip: They're not really your stablemates! You're an announcer!
Pete: Pain Master, how do ya keep these boys motervated?
MoP: You see this? [holds up shock prod, and applies it to Boom-Boom's
ribs. The prod spits sparks, Boom-Boom howls in rage and pain, as smoke
begins to rise from his uniform. Master removes prod]
MoP: Motivation.
Pete (looking around nervously): Ah, ah, ah...Ladies and gentlemen, Sound & Fury!
(Texas Pete drops the microphone and runs off, leaving Sound & Fury in the ring as "Song #2"
kicks in.)
Fool: Boo! I wanted them to hit Texas Pete with the shock stick! Boooo! Booooo!
Chip: Fans, we have to take a break! We'll be back with Hot Shot vs. Tony Smooth, right after
this...
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Chip: We're back with more of Triumphant Tuesday live from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!
Fool: Pro wrestling's number-one rated show, each and every Tuesday night!
Chip: Our next match is a special challenge as the American Champion, Hot Shot Donovan, meets
"Sexy" Tony Smooth.
Fool: Tony Smooth's good. But he's not Trinity. And he's not Hot Shot.
Chip: Let's go up to the ring and join Jeff Ayres.
Jeff: The following contest is a non-title match. It is set for one fall.
[Black and gold fireworks go off and "If You Think I'm A Jiggy" by LOX begins to
play.]
Jeff: Introducing first, from Bronx, New York, weighing in at 231 pounds,
here is "Sexy" Tony Smooth!!
[Tony Smooth makes his way down to the ring. Several of the fans cheer
him on.]
Chip: Tony Smooth has attracted quite a fan following during his time in the SWF.
Fool: Mostly drunks and homeless people.
Jeff: And his opponent!
["Dam That River" blares through the speakers of the arena. The crowd boos.]
Jeff: Being led to the ring by his manager, Trisha Deneke, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in
at 234 pounds, here is the SWF American champion, Hot Shot Donovan!!
[The crowd begins to boo as Hot Shot pushes his way out from behind the
curtain. He is wearing a black leather jacket saying HSD on the back with a
big red Trinity stamp over it and his wrestling gear. He makes his way down
the aisle, and stops halfway, giving a young lady his sunglasses before
proceeding to the ring. Sliding into the ring, he runs to a turnbuckle and
climbs to the second turnbuckle, flexing for the crowd. He then hops down
as his music starts to fade out.]
Chip: The American champion looks as confident as ever.
Fool: Of course he's confident. He's the man.
Chip: Jeff Hart is your referee...
Fool: Slip him a $20, Hot Shot!
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Tony Smooth into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a clothesline on Tony Smooth.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for an enzuigiri, but Tony Smooth counters it with
a duck-down move.
Tony Smooth nails Hot Shot Donovan with an elbowsmash.
Tony Smooth chops Hot Shot Donovan.
Tony Smooth punches Hot Shot Donovan.
There's a small reaction to Tony Smooth.)
Chip: Smooth isn't afraid of Hot Shot.
Fool: He's too stupid to know fear.
(Tony Smooth kicks Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Tony Smooth.
The crowd is responding to Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan punches Tony Smooth.
There's a small reaction to Hot Shot Donovan.
Tony Smooth kicks Hot Shot Donovan.
Tony Smooth chops Hot Shot Donovan.
Tony Smooth whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes.)
Chip: Not a lot of technical wrestling so far.
Fool: Give my boy Donovan some time.
(Hot Shot Donovan nails Tony Smooth with a kick to the thigh.
Hot Shot Donovan punches Tony Smooth.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Tony Smooth.
Tony Smooth chops Hot Shot Donovan.
A few fans are cheering on Tony Smooth.
Tony Smooth chops Hot Shot Donovan.
There are chants of 'Tony, Tony'.
Tony Smooth whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes, but Hot Shot Donovan
reverses it.)
Chip: Big reversal by Donovan.
Fool: My fellow Trinity member.
(Hot Shot Donovan misses with a clothesline.
Tony Smooth goes for a superkick, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a duck-down move.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a brain buster, but Tony Smooth counters it with
a small package.
Jeff Hart counts: One, kickout.
Tony Smooth nails Hot Shot Donovan with a snap mare.
Tony Smooth puts Hot Shot Donovan in a figure-four leglock.
Hot Shot Donovan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Tony Smooth break dances in the middle of the ring.)
Chip: What incredible agility by Tony Smooth!
Fool: I loved his work in "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo".
Chip: You came up with that movie title pretty quickly.
(Tony Smooth catches Hot Shot Donovan in a scorpion deathlock.
Hot Shot Donovan is inching his way towards the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Tony Smooth takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a side suplex.
Tony Smooth gets a scorpion deathlock on Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan tries to fight the pain.)
Chip: Another scorpion deathlock on Donovan. A tremendous submission assault from this Tony
Smooth.
Fool: Get to the ropes! Get to the ropes
(Hot Shot Donovan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 20 seconds.)
Fool: Whew!
(Tony Smooth uses a clothesline on Hot Shot Donovan.
Tony Smooth goes for a bridging back suplex, but Hot Shot Donovan
counters it with a headlock takedown.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Tony Smooth blocks it.
Tony Smooth uses a side suplex on Hot Shot Donovan.
The crowd is responding to Tony Smooth.
Hot Shot Donovan hits a savate kick on Tony Smooth.
There's a small reaction to Hot Shot Donovan.)
Chip: It's been a rough two weeks for Trinity, as Donovan and Equalizer lost the UCW Tag Titles.
Fool: Number one, they didn't lose the titles. They were stolen from them. Number two, if it's
not the SWF, it just doesn't matter.
(Hot Shot Donovan uses a bodyslam on Tony Smooth.
Hot Shot Donovan takes Tony Smooth down with a flying dropkick.
There's a small reaction to Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Dropkick and a two count. Is Hot Shot ready for the former Toughman champion, God's
Tears?
Fool: Hell, yeah.
(Hot Shot Donovan throws Tony Smooth out of the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan goes through the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan knocks Tony Smooth into the ringsteps.
A few fans are cheering on Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for the Hot Kick, but Tony Smooth counters it with
a duck-down move.
Tony Smooth reenters the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan follows him back in.
Tony Smooth uses a bridging back suplex on Hot Shot Donovan.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Fool: No, sir!
Chip: A two count only for Smooth.
(Tony Smooth throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring.
Jeff Hart counts: one, two, Hot Shot Donovan reenters the ring.
Tony Smooth throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring.
Tony Smooth goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Jeff Hart counts: 1.
Jeff Hart counts: 2.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a kneelift, but Tony Smooth counters it with
a side step.)
Chip: They're taking this fight to the outside.
Fool: Which is where Mr. Shot can do the most damage.
(Jeff Hart counts: 3.
Tony Smooth throws Hot Shot Donovan back into the ring.
Tony Smooth break dances in the middle of the ring.
A small "Tony Smooth" chant is being started.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Fool: You can almost hear the ghost of Irene Cara urging Smooth on.
(Tony Smooth takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a clothesline.
Tony Smooth hits a bodyslam on Hot Shot Donovan.
Tony Smooth hits the Stinger Splash on Hot Shot Donovan.
The crowd is responding to Tony Smooth.
Tony Smooth uses a bridging back suplex on Hot Shot Donovan.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Another near fall by Smooth! Irene Cara's not dead!
Fool: I was talking about her career.
(Tony Smooth throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring.
Tony Smooth goes through the ropes.
Jeff Hart counts: 1.
Tony Smooth reenters the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan follows him back in.
Tony Smooth chops Hot Shot Donovan.
A small "Tony Smooth" chant is being started.)
Chip: This Tony Smooth has looked impressive thus far in his first outing on this program.
Fool: Hot Shot's still gonna get jiggy on him.
(Tony Smooth kicks Hot Shot Donovan.
There's a small reaction to Tony Smooth.
Hot Shot Donovan chops Tony Smooth.
There's a small reaction to Hot Shot Donovan.
Tony Smooth punches Hot Shot Donovan.
A few fans are cheering on Tony Smooth.
Hot Shot Donovan punches Tony Smooth.
A few fans are cheering on Hot Shot Donovan.)
Chip: Do you even know what that means.
Fool: Sure! I have my Jive to English dictionary right here.
Chip: Fans, address your comments and complaints to "The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen. T-H-O-R-S-
E-N.
(ony Smooth kicks Hot Shot Donovan.
Tony Smooth hits Hot Shot Donovan.
A small "Tony Smooth" chant is being started.
Tony Smooth whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes, but Hot Shot Donovan
reverses it.
Hot Shot Donovan takes Tony Smooth down with a clothesline.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a gutwrench suplex on Tony Smooth.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: No! Gutwrench and another near fall.
Fool: Hot Shot's wearing him down. And fans, when you send me those complaints, you need to
include a $5 fee for shipping and handling.
(Hot Shot Donovan nails Tony Smooth with a jawbreaker.
The crowd is responding to Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan uses a forearm to the back on Tony Smooth.
Hot Shot Donovan is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: One, two...NO! Fool, why don't you tell some Linda McCartney jokes while you're at it.
Fool: Well, I don't really have anything prepared. So I'd have to Wing it.
(Hot Shot Donovan goes for a clothesline, but Tony Smooth counters it with
a duck-down move.
Tony Smooth hits a clothesline on Hot Shot Donovan.
Tony Smooth goes for a snap mare, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan takes Tony Smooth down with a Russian legsweep.
Hot Shot Donovan kicks Tony Smooth.
A small "Hot Shot Donovan" chant is being started.
Tony Smooth punches Hot Shot Donovan.
Tony Smooth punches Hot Shot Donovan.)
Chip: Tony Smooth seems to be having success slugging it out against the American champion.
Fool: In all serious, Chip, I think it's unfair that a woman like Linda McCartney had to pass
away, and yet Yoko Ono was spared.
(A small "Tony Smooth" chant is being started.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Tony Smooth.
Hot Shot Donovan punches Tony Smooth.
A few fans are cheering on Hot Shot Donovan.
Tony Smooth kicks Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Tony Smooth.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a vertical suplex, but Tony Smooth blocks it.
Tony Smooth whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes, but Hot Shot Donovan
reverses it.)
Chip: Tremendous counter-wrestling by both Donovan and Smooth.
Fool: It's been a good match, but the champ's gonna step up here soon.
(Hot Shot Donovan hits Tony Smooth with an elbow.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a headscissors submission, but Tony Smooth blocks it.
Tony Smooth throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring.
Jeff Hart counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
Hot Shot Donovan reenters the ring.)
Fool: That was close. For a while, I didn't think Donovan would make it back in.
Chip: I think Smooth needs to return to the submission holds he was having so much success with
earlier.
(Tony Smooth goes for the Stinger Splash, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a side step.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a snap suplex on Tony Smooth.
Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan misses with an elbow.
Tony Smooth and Hot Shot Donovan get hit with a double clothesline.
Tony Smooth hits a bodyslam on Hot Shot Donovan.)
Chip: Big bodyslam by Smooth. A win here, and he becomes a top title contender in a very short
time.
Fool: Right. Meanwhile, Equalizer's suspension will be lifted in less than an hour! I can
hardly wait!
(Tony Smooth whips Hot Shot Donovan into the turnbuckle.
Tony Smooth runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Hot Shot Donovan
moves out of the way.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Tony Smooth into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Tony Smooth with a backdrop.
Hot Shot Donovan hits a flying dropkick on Tony Smooth.
A few fans are cheering on Hot Shot Donovan.)
Chip: Big dropkick by Donovan, and the momentum of this match shifts yet again.
Fool: That's what makes Donovan the greatest American champ of all time.
(Hot Shot Donovan nails Tony Smooth with a legdrag takedown.
Hot Shot Donovan gets a leg hammerlock on Tony Smooth.
Tony Smooth reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Hot Shot Donovan nails Tony Smooth with a dropkick.
Hot Shot Donovan takes Tony Smooth down with a forearm to the back.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a bodyslam, but Tony Smooth counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Tony Smooth goes for a bridging back suplex, but Hot Shot Donovan
counters it with a facerake.
Hot Shot Donovan takes Tony Smooth down with an inverted atomic drop.)
Jeff: 10 minutes gone by. There are 20 minutes remaining.
Chip: Big inverted atomic drop.
Fool: I demand the Hot Kick at once.
(Hot Shot Donovan hits Tony Smooth with a tiger suplex.)
Chip: Tiger suplex! The cover!
(Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is responding to Hot Shot Donovan.)
Fool: Aaauggghh! Come on, Hart! Here's a fifty!
(Hot Shot Donovan hits Tony Smooth with a clothesline.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Tony Smooth with a forearm to the back.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a jawbreaker on Tony Smooth.
Tony Smooth begs off.
Tony Smooth nails Hot Shot Donovan with a bodyslam.
Tony Smooth goes for a clothesline, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a duck-down move.)
Chip: Big duck under by Donovan. I thought Smooth had him.
Fool: You should know better.
(Hot Shot Donovan takes Tony Smooth down with a knee to the back.
Hot Shot Donovan hits a bodyslam on Tony Smooth.
Hot Shot Donovan is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three.
A few fans are cheering on Hot Shot Donovan.)
Fool: He got him! Yes!
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 11:02, Hot Shot Donovan.
("Dam that River" plays as Donovan and Trisha celebrate in the ring.)
Chip: A great showing here by "Sexy" Tony Smooth, but it just wasn't enough tonight.
Fool: Nobody cares about Smoothie. Your winner is Hot Shot.
Chip: Fans, we have to take a break. We'll be back with
our main event, when Triumphant Tuesday continues...
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(The camera shows a silhouetted figure against a black background.)
Voice: In the history of the SWF, many have entered the Squared Circle...
(Clips of Jagged Edge, Zodiac, Reaper, War Machine and Lethal.)
Voice: Many have won titles.
(Shot of the Westside Ridas, Desperado, Phoenix and the Unholy Alliance, all holding up their
respective championship belts.)
Voice: But, in the end, there can be only one.
(Shot of Doug Bacon pushing Ronnie Martin off of a bridge.)
Voice: One man has held the SWF World Title longer than any other man.
(Shot of Doug Bacon putting the camel clutch on Lethal.)
Voice: And on April 29th...
(Shot of Doug Bacon hitting the Fried Bacon on Phoenix.)
Voice: ...he'll be at SWF Birthday Blast.
(The camera is now closer to the silhouetted figure, who is starting to look very familiar.)
Figure: Prepare to be fried, fried and Baconized!
(The Birthday Blast logo flashes on the screen as we fade to black.)
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Chip: We're back with more of Triumphant Tuesday. We have a tremendous main event for you
this week, as the World Champion, Mr. Shhh, meets International Champion Sean McKenzie.
Fool: For anyone out there who hates their brother-in-law, this one's for you.
Chip: Jeff Ayres is standing by in the ring, and it's time for our MAIN EVENT!
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a non-title match, set for one fall.
It is...OUR MAIN EVENT!
("Sons Of Scotland" by James Horner starts to play as the crowd cheers.)
Jeff: Being led to the ring by his manger, Lady Jezebel, from Edinburgh, Scotland, weighing
in at 375 pounds, he is the SWF International Champion: Sean "The Duke" McKenzie!)
[Jezebel and McKenzie make their way to the ring, escorted by three security guards. McKenzie
hands out white roses to the fans along the aisle.]
Chip: There he is! The two-time International Champion, and the man who will face Equalizer in
eight day at SWF Birthday Blast!
Fool: Shine that belt up real good, Dukey! Equal's comin' to take his property back.
Jeff: And his opponent!
("Money" by Pink Floyd begins to play. The crowd gives a mixed reaction.)
Jeff: Accompanied to the ring by Mr. Smith and Mr. Jones, and weighing 240 pounds.
From New York City, he is the SWF World Champion, Mr. Shhh!
Chip: These fans still don't know what to make of Mr. Shhh, Fool.
(Mr. Shhh walks very slowly and calmly toward the ring with his two bodyguards, Mr. Jones and Mr.
Smith. White fireworks go off in the background, making a sound like gunfire. The bodyguards
help Mr. Shhh out of his trenchcoat.)
Fool: I think he'll hold on to the belt against Animal, but it's only a matter of time before
Trinity gets it back somehow.
Chip: Good grief. Chris Carroll is your referee. McKenzie and Shhh are staring each other down,
and we're set to go with this incredible feature bout!
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Sean McKenzie takes Mr. Shhh down with a jack-knife power bomb.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)
Fool: No soup for you!
Chip: Power bomb and a near fall for McKenzie in the opening seconds!
(Sean McKenzie runs into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
a duck-down move.
Mr. Shhh chops Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is responding to Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh kicks Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is responding to Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes, but Sean McKenzie reverses it.
Sean McKenzie hits Mr. Shhh with a shoulderblock.)
Chip: Big shoulder tackle, as Mr. Shhh feels the size advantage of The Duke.
Fool: Shhh should stick to fighting dirty. It's worked for him thus far. He can't match power
here.
(Sean McKenzie takes Mr. Shhh down with a Big Leg Drop.
The crowd is responding to Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie gets a grapevine on Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Sean McKenzie whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie takes Mr. Shhh down with the Running Forearm Smash.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: BIG running forearm and another near fall.
Fool: He's picking him up!
(Sean McKenzie takes Mr. Shhh down with a jack-knife power bomb.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Oh! The World Champ is on his heels at the hands of McKenzie!
(The crowd is responding to Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
a backdrop.
Mr. Shhh executes a faceslam on Sean McKenzie.
Mr. Shhh goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Sean McKenzie blocks it.
Sean McKenzie takes Mr. Shhh down with a DDT.
Sean McKenzie goes for a choke slam, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh takes Sean McKenzie down with a thrust kick to the head.)
Chip: We're going to see Mr. Shhh and Rock 'n Roll Animal collide for the World Title at
Birthday Blast. Two of the outstanding "ring generals" in SWF history.
Fool: It should be fun. And Equal's gonna get his title back.
(A small "Mr. Shhh" chant is being started.
Mr. Shhh takes Sean McKenzie down with a bodyslam.
Mr. Shhh hits a flying elbowdrop on Sean McKenzie.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Big flying elbow as Mr. Shhh rallies. And, while Equalizer and McKenzie are the two
greatest international Champions in SWF history, they have NEVER met for the International belt.
(Mr. Shhh gets a chinlock deathlock submission on Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie is struggling to reach the ropes.
Sean McKenzie reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Mr. Shhh takes Sean McKenzie down with a backbreaker.
The crowd is cheering on Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh takes Sean McKenzie down with a bodyslam.
Mr. Shhh hits a flying elbowdrop on Sean McKenzie.)
Chip: Another flying elbow!
Fool: Shhh with the cover!
(Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
Mr. Shhh complains about a slow count.
Sean McKenzie is getting a good reaction from the crowd.)
Chip: He's arguing with Chris Carroll.
Fool: McKenzie's rolling him up!
(Sean McKenzie hits an inside cradle on Mr. Shhh.
Chris Carroll counts: One, kickout.
Sean McKenzie hits a European uppercut on Mr. Shhh.
Sean McKenzie runs into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie hits Mr. Shhh with an elbow.
Sean McKenzie uses a double underhook backbreaker on Mr. Shhh.
Sean McKenzie takes Mr. Shhh down with a German suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Two and a half there as the massive Scotsman hits the German suplex.
Fool: If these two were easy to beat, everyone'd be doing it.
(Sean McKenzie hits a double-axhandle chop on Mr. Shhh.
Sean McKenzie takes Mr. Shhh down with a diving elbow smash.
Sean McKenzie is going for the pin.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
Sean McKenzie nails Mr. Shhh with a double underhook backbreaker.
Sean McKenzie is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sean McKenzie throws Mr. Shhh out of the ring.)
(Chris Carroll counts: one, two, three, four...)
Chip: Mr. Shhh hit the floor, and he's struggling to get to his feet.
Fool: He'll make it.
(...five, six, seven, eight, Mr. Shhh reenters the ring.
Sean McKenzie punches Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is cheering on Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie kicks Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh kicks Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is responding to Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh hits Sean McKenzie with a German suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)
Fool: How'd he do that? He got McKenzie up for the German suplex.
Chip: But McKenzie survives!
(Sean McKenzie uses an inverted backbreaker on Mr. Shhh.
Sean McKenzie hits Mr. Shhh with a brain buster.
Sean McKenzie puts Mr. Shhh in an Indian deathlock.
Mr. Shhh is struggling to reach the ropes.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: Mr. Shhh is almost to the ropes...He grabbed them.
Fool: Break the hold, skirt boy.
(Mr. Shhh reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.
Sean McKenzie goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh hits a fist to the midsection on Sean McKenzie.
Mr. Shhh runs into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie hits Mr. Shhh with an elbow.
Sean McKenzie executes a dragon suplex on Mr. Shhh.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is going crazy.)
Chip: Another suplex and a near fall! This time it's Shhh with the escape.
Fool: These two are family, Chipper. They've trained together, and they know each other's
moves cold.
(Sean McKenzie whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh misses with an elbow.
Mr. Shhh and Sean McKenzie get hit with a double clothesline.
Mr. Shhh nails Sean McKenzie with a jumping DDT.
The crowd is cheering on Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh takes Sean McKenzie down with a dropkick to the knee.
Mr. Shhh is going for the pin.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: McKenzie kicks out! But he's holding his knee.
Fool (smiling): Uh-oh! Good news for Equal!
(Mr. Shhh goes for a bodyslam, but Sean McKenzie counters it with a small package.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
Sean McKenzie goes for a Tombstone, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh misses with a clothesline.
Sean McKenzie hits Mr. Shhh with a backdrop.
Sean McKenzie takes Mr. Shhh down with a jack-knife power bomb.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Another power bomb! Sean looks a little hobbled, but he is taking the fight to Mr. Shhh.
Fool: You know, people think a non-title match doesn't matter. Ask these guys whether this
match is important to them. They'll tell you.
(The crowd is really behind Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh bumps into Chris Carroll.
Mr. Shhh locks Sean McKenzie in a sleeperhold.
There is no referee there to ask Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie tries to escape the hold.)
Chip: Sleeper! The sleeper is locked on!
Fool: But Carroll is down. We have such crappy refs.
(Sean McKenzie is inching his way towards the ropes.
Chris Carroll is back on the job.
Sean McKenzie is almost gone.
Chris Carroll checks Sean McKenzie's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Sean McKenzie fights his way out of the hold after 30 seconds.)
Chip: He fought his way out! McKenzie gets out.
Fool: This has just been brutal.
(Sean McKenzie goes for a choke slam, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh hits Sean McKenzie with a fist to the midsection.
Mr. Shhh whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes, but Sean McKenzie reverses it.
Sean McKenzie misses with a clothesline.
Mr. Shhh takes Sean McKenzie down with a spinebuster slam.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, in the ropes...)
Chip: The International champ gets his hands under the ropes!
Fool: He hasn't been the same since that shot to the knee. But he won't give up.
(Mr. Shhh puts Sean McKenzie in a figure-four sleeper.
Sean McKenzie reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Mr. Shhh whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes, but Sean McKenzie reverses it.
Mr. Shhh hits a kick to the head on Sean McKenzie.
Mr. Shhh executes the Peacemaker on Sean McKenzie.
Mr. Shhh goes for the pin.)
Chip: Peace Maker!
Fool: That'll do it.
(Chris Carroll counts: One, two, thr... kickout.)
Chip: He kicked out! McKenzie kicked out of the World Champion's signature move!
Fool: This is incredible! Mr. Shhh is stunned!
(Mr. Shhh puts Sean McKenzie in an armlock leglock submission.
Sean McKenzie reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Mr. Shhh puts Sean McKenzie in the STF.
Sean McKenzie reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Mr. Shhh runs into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh misses with a clothesline.
Sean McKenzie hits Mr. Shhh with a shoulderblock.
Sean McKenzie executes a DDT on Mr. Shhh.)
Chip: DDT! DDT by McKenzie!
Fool: He's still hurt. I don't know whether he can follow it up.
(Sean McKenzie has the crowd going wild.
Sean McKenzie uses a Big Leg Drop on Mr. Shhh.
Sean McKenzie has the crowd going wild.
Sean McKenzie whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes, but Mr. Shhh reverses it.
Mr. Shhh hits Sean McKenzie with an elbow.)
Chip: Big elbow! And Mr. Shhh has the momentum back.
Fool: He's going for a submission hold.
(Mr. Shhh catches Sean McKenzie in a chinlock deathlock submission.
Sean McKenzie reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Mr. Shhh hits a spinebuster slam on Sean McKenzie.
The crowd erupts.
Mr. Shhh is going for the pin.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Shhh.)
Chip: That's it! The spinebuster finished it. Mr. Shhh is your winner!
Fool: Good match.
("Money" by Pink Floyd plays as Mr. Shhh helps Sean McKenzie to his feet.)
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 9:39, Mr. Shhh!
Chip: Fans, we have to go! We'll see you next week for the Best of the SWF. Don't miss it!
Fool: Be there!
(Mr. Shhh and Sean McKenzie are shaking hands in the ring as the shot fades.)
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c) 1998 SWF Triumphant Tuesday
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