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(The SWF logo appears on the screen)
Announcer: The Supreme Wrestling Federation.
The S-W-F.
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("And Justice for All" by Metallica plays, as we see black-and-white footage from
Slaughterhouse.)
[Doug Bacon spray paints a big L on Hot Shot, before kicking him a few
more times.]
Bacon: The Equaloser friends want a fight, I'm right here baby.
[They accept a few cheers from the fans, some boos, and leave the
ring area.]
VM: That was truly disgusting.
JV: I kinda liked it. Plus I caught one of Sandman's golf balls. Even
has his signature on it.
Chip: Triumphant Tuesday is NEXT!
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(An overhead shot of a wrestling ring in the middle of a vacant parking lot in a big city.
Night time. The opening bars of "The Extremist" by Joe Satriani play as we see shadowy figures
approach the ring from all sides. There is an explosion, near the ring, increasing the amount
of available light...
And we see the faces of the wrestlers. Jagged Edge and Shae Smith approach the ring as we
see an image of Edge executing the Shattered Dreams on Carey Stone projected on the building
behind him. Doug Bacon wanders in through the parked cars, as Paul von Braun runs alongside him,
holding a case of beer. We see an image of Bacon executing the Fried Bacon on Eric Wright
projected on the building behind him.
Sandman walks in, waving his pitchfork and accompanied by Michelle. We see a shot of Sandman
knocking Lethal off the ladder projected on the building next to him. Mr. Meteorite #69
walks in from a nearby alley. We see an image of Moon Dog hitting the D-Dog-T on Billy Talent
projected on the wall above him.
A shot of the ground near the ring. The Living Dead emerge through the soil, as a shot of them
hitting the Autopsy on the Westside Ridas is projected on the ground next to them. We see Rock
'n Roll Animal standing atop a building, as an image of the Animal hitting a frog splash on Sean
Slade plays beneath him.
An ice cream truck pulls up and God's Tears emerges from the back, as a shot of GT applying
the Hurt on Death Angel is projected on the side of the truck. A stretch limo pulls right up
to ringside. We look in the back and see Mr. Shhh and the Men in Black watching a videotape of
Shhh hitting the Peacemaker on Akira the Samurai.
Cut to an overhead shot of the ring, with the SWF wrestlers approaching from all sides. As
they are all about to enter, we see a burst of fireworks, then the Triumphant Tuesday logo,
followed by another burst of fireworks, which dissolves to...)
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(The inside of a packed arena. There are screaming fans and fireworks going off around the ring
and along the rampway. The graphic reads:
"LIVE! Lee Civic Center
Fort Myers, Florida".
The camera pans the crowd, lingering on some of the unique signs there:
"WrestlingINC.", "Yo quiero los Killaz", "Sven will Pick on you", "Smooth's Too Sexy for this
show", "TwO: You're out of time!", "Bring back Sabre!", and three bare-chested men in black
unfurling a banner that contains pictures of Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury with the caption
"Endlessly Reigning".)
Chip: Welcome, everyone, to Fort Myers, Florida!
(Shots of two smiling black women in Thugz T-shirts.)
Chip: Welcome to the Lee Civic Center!
(Shot of SWF suits Brian Frenck and Pat McNeill, who are sitting in the front row. Frenck is
wearing a tie-dyed SWF Beach Brawl T-shirt. McNeill is wearing a Washington Capitals T-shirt.
Three SWF security guards are seated next to Frenck.)
Chip: Welcome to Triumphant Tuesday!
(The angle pans down to the announce desk, where we see Chip Collins, wearing an SWF blazer and
a red power tie, next to "The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen, wearing an Phillies baseball cap, and a
T-shirt that says "The Marlins sold their team, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt".)
Chip: I'm Chip Collins, along with the man wrestling fans love to love...
Fool: ..."The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen!
(Chip looks over The Fool's outfit.)
Chip (reading the shirt): Good point. Fans, what a tremendous lineup we have for you tonight.
Fool: It's TV sweeps month. We're breakin' out the good stuff.
Chip: Tonight, you'll see Endless Fury defend their SWF Tag Team Titles against the former
champs, The Thugz!
Fool: They don't like each other. They kinda respect each other. We all know Edge can win
titles, but he can't hold 'em. Pick the Thugz.
Chip: The SWF Toughman Champion, Sandman, is here in non-title action against young Sven "The
Icepick" Pieterson.
Fool: Well, you look back on the history of great Swedish wrestlers and you realize...there
aren't any. Sandman in a walk.
Chip: Fans, address your complaints to Tim Thorsen. We'll also see "Wrasslin' Roundup", where
Texas Pete welcomes a "special surprise guest". Any thoughts?
Fool: I don't know, Chip. But I can tell you that the World Champ, Mr. Shhh, is in the building
tonight. Maybe it's him.
Chip: We'll also see an old rivalry renewed as Tony Smooth battles "Tiger" Tom Pho
Fool: Hong Kong Phooey. Quicker than the human eye.
Chip: We open up tonight's show with the Television Title on the line. Let's go up to the ring
and join Jeff Ayres!
(Jeff Ayres, in his rented tux, takes the mic.)
Jeff: The following contest is set for one fall with a ten minute time limit. It is for the SWF
Television Title!
Loudspeaker: The Third World Order. T.w.O.
("Warheads" by Extreme plays as the T.w.O. video flashes onscreen. The color is bleeding over
badly, as though it was shot in black-and-white and poorly colorized. We see clips of T.w.O.
wrestlers executed moves on mannequins in a ring in an empty arena, interspersed with stock
footage of cheering crowds.)
Chip: For the first time ever, a member of the T.w.O. will get a title shot!
Jeff: Introducing first, from Quantico, Virginia, weighting in at 320 pounds and representing
the T.w.O., here is Corporal Punishment.
(The Corporal makes his way down the ramp to an incredible lack of reaction from the crowd.)
Fool: Quit taking this match so damn seriously, Chip.
Chip: Well, Punishment has the height and weight advantage...
Fool: Talk to the hand.
["Staying Alive" by Wyclef Jean starts to play as the Revolution logo fills the video wall.]
Jeff: And his opponent, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 252
pounds, here is the SWF Television Champion, The Headhunter!!
[Headhunter walks out through the entrance as red and silver fireworks are launched.
He continues to keep on walking on down the aisle into the ring. The crowd, for the most part,
cheers.]
Chip: There's the SWF Television Champion! If he holds on the title tonight...
Fool: ...IF?!...
Chip: ...we will see him defend against Fatal Fury right here next week.
Fool: Shut up! No way in hell Corporal wins. He's worse than those girls at VMI.
Chip: Ryan Wilson is your referee, and we're set to go.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
The Headhunter punches Cpl. Punishment.
The Headhunter kicks Cpl. Punishment.
A small "The Headhunter" chant is being started.
The Headhunter executes an elbowsmash on Cpl. Punishment.
The Headhunter punches Cpl. Punishment.
Cpl. Punishment hits The Headhunter.
The Headhunter hits Cpl. Punishment.)
Fool: Look, Collins. If Corporal wins the TV Title tonight...I'll wear a dress out here next
week.
Chip: You have dresses?
(The crowd is responding to The Headhunter.
The Headhunter punches Cpl. Punishment.
Cpl. Punishment chops The Headhunter.
A few fans are cheering on Cpl. Punishment.
Cpl. Punishment kicks The Headhunter.
A few fans are cheering on Cpl. Punishment.
Cpl. Punishment kicks The Headhunter.
A few fans are cheering on Cpl. Punishment.)
Fool: It'll be one of MY WIFE'S dresses!
Chip: Ahhh....The former Marine is starting to get in some offense here.
(The Headhunter kicks Cpl. Punishment.
The crowd is responding to The Headhunter.
The Headhunter nails Cpl. Punishment with a double underhook piledriver.
The Headhunter whips Cpl. Punishment into the ropes, but Cpl. Punishment
reverses it.
Cpl. Punishment takes The Headhunter down with a flying clothesline.
The crowd is responding to Cpl. Punishment.
Cpl. Punishment goes for a fisherman suplex, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter hits a Frankensteiner from the top rope on Cpl. Punishment.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Top rope Frankensteiner and a two count! So, Fool, ah,...how long have you wanted to
wear a dress on this show? Should I be sitting elsewhere?
Fool: Listen, smartass. I'm just saying that there's no way the jarhead wins. It's an anology.
A metaphor. And it just doesn't matter. 'Cause I won't have to wear one.
(The Headhunter complains about a slow count.
A small "Cpl. Punishment" chant is being started.
Cpl. Punishment uses an inside cradle on The Headhunter.)
Fool: No!
(Ryan Wilson counts: One, two,...)
Chip: Inside Cradle! One, two...!
(...shoulder up.)
Chip: Oh! That was so close!
Fool: Don't DO that!
(Cpl. Punishment runs into the ropes.
Cpl. Punishment hits The Headhunter with a jumping DDT.
The crowd is cheering on Cpl. Punishment.
Cpl. Punishment hits The Headhunter with the Stinger Splash.
Cpl. Punishment is getting a good reaction from the crowd.)
Chip: We're seeing great offense from the Corporal! Fool, what's on the hotline?
Fool: 1-900-SWF-NEWS. $1.99 a minute. I am NOT wearing a dress, dammit! Ah, we'll talk about
the latest team to get frustrated and quit the SWF, plus speculation on the identity of this
mysterious new guy, "The Saint". Just call. And keep calling.
(Cpl. Punishment goes for a kneelock submission, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter executes a front-layout superplex on Cpl. Punishment.
The crowd is responding to The Headhunter.
The Headhunter runs into the ropes.
The Headhunter misses with an elbow.
Cpl. Punishment hits a jumping DDT on The Headhunter.
Cpl. Punishment is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Cpl. Punishment whips The Headhunter into the turnbuckle.)
Chip: The Corporal is living up to his name. You can tell that the T.w.O. leader really wants
to be the SWF Television Champion.
Fool: It's a tune-up match. I refuse to worry about this.
(Cpl. Punishment runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Cpl. Punishment whips The Headhunter into the ropes, but The Headhunter
reverses it.
The Headhunter hits Cpl. Punishment with an elbow.
The Headhunter takes Cpl. Punishment down with a reverse neckbreaker.
The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter.
The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!")
Fool: I don't know about "the best". He's the best one in the ring right now.
Chip: He is the Television Champion. And the Revolution is making the case that he deserves a
World Title Shot.
(The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Headhunter hits a front-layout suplex on Cpl. Punishment.
The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".
The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter.
The Headhunter executes a Frankensteiner on Cpl. Punishment.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.
The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!")
Chip: Frankensteiner and a near fall.
Fool: Okay, I'll give you this, he beat Hell Hound. But that's not the same as beating Doug Bacon.
(The Headhunter hits Cpl. Punishment.
The crowd is responding to The Headhunter.
Cpl. Punishment whips The Headhunter into the ropes, but The Headhunter reverses it.
The Headhunter executes an elbowsmash on Cpl. Punishment.
Cpl. Punishment goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but The Headhunter counters it with\
a tiger driver.
The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd.)
Chip: Tremendous counter there by Double H!
Fool: Yeah, that's more like it. This is just Headhunter's "public workout" before Fatal Fury
next week.
(The Headhunter executes a European uppercut on Cpl. Punishment.
The Headhunter executes a kick to the head on Cpl. Punishment.
The Headhunter takes Cpl. Punishment down with an elbowsmash.
The Headhunter whips Cpl. Punishment into the ropes, but Cpl. Punishment
reverses it.
The Headhunter misses with an elbow.
Cpl. Punishment goes for a spinebuster slam, but The Headhunter
counters it with a kneelift.
In turn, Cpl. Punishment counters it with a side step.)
Chip: That brings up an interesting point. Headhunter could have elected to face another random
opponent next week, but he asked for Fatal Fury.
Fool: He's playin' mind games. He traded his shot so that someone from Revolution could go for
the Tag Titles.
(The crowd is cheering on Cpl. Punishment.
Cpl. Punishment yells "You're worse than those girls at VMI!".
The crowd is cheering on Cpl. Punishment.
The Headhunter attemps to place Cpl. Punishment on the turnbuckle, but
Cpl. Punishment blocks it.
The Headhunter hits Cpl. Punishment.
The crowd is responding to The Headhunter.)
Chip: I think that's a mistake. The Thugz could regain the titles tonight, in which case Double
H has traded the TV titles for nothing.
Fool: I think he has. Jagged Edge can't keep a title for more than two weeks. Thugz take it
back tonight.
(The Headhunter chops Cpl. Punishment.
The crowd is responding to The Headhunter.
The Headhunter punches Cpl. Punishment.
The crowd is responding to The Headhunter.
Cpl. Punishment punches The Headhunter.
The crowd is cheering on Cpl. Punishment.
The Headhunter chops Cpl. Punishment.
The Headhunter hits Cpl. Punishment.)
Chip: That's a harsh assessment of Jagged Edge. He's the only Grand Slam champion in SWF
history.
Fool: I'll tell Bacon you said that.
(The Headhunter nails Cpl. Punishment with a jawbreaker.
The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".
A small "The Headhunter" chant is being started.
The Headhunter goes for the Hit, but Cpl. Punishment counters it with
a side step.
Cpl. Punishment attemps to place The Headhunter on the turnbuckle, but
The Headhunter blocks it.
Cpl. Punishment gets a standing wristlock on The Headhunter.)
Fool: You know who I think deserves a TV Title shot?
Chip: The Artful Dodger?
Fool: How'd you know?
(The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.
Cpl. Punishment chops The Headhunter.
Cpl. Punishment punches The Headhunter.
The crowd is cheering on Cpl. Punishment.
Cpl. Punishment kicks The Headhunter.
A small "Cpl. Punishment" chant is being started.
Cpl. Punishment goes for a flying clothesline, but The Headhunter
counters it with a duck-down move.)
Chip: Corporal goes for the flying clothesline and...OH MY! Nobody home!
Fool: Let's wrap this one up.
(The Headhunter takes Cpl. Punishment down with a dragon suplex.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, kickout.
A small "The Headhunter" chant is being started.
The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".
A small "The Headhunter" chant is being started.
The Headhunter goes for a brain buster, but Cpl. Punishment counters it with
a vertical suplex.
Cpl. Punishment punches The Headhunter.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 5 minutes remaining.
Chip: If this match goes to the time limit, these two return next minute for a 20 minute match.
(A small "Cpl. Punishment" chant is being started.
Cpl. Punishment hits The Headhunter.
A small "Cpl. Punishment" chant is being started.
Cpl. Punishment puts The Headhunter in an octopus hold.
The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Cpl. Punishment nails The Headhunter with a Samoan Drop.)
Fool: God forbid. Headhunter is back up.
Chip: He's hooking the arms.
(The Headhunter takes Cpl. Punishment down with a double underhook piledriver.
The crowd is responding to The Headhunter.
The Headhunter nails Cpl. Punishment with a Frankensteiner from the top rope.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter.)
Chip: Another near fall. Headhunter will be just one of the many SWF stars we'll see Sunday
June 7th, at SWF Beach Brawl, only on pay-per-view.
Fool: Chip gets paid by the cheap plug.
(The Headhunter hits a double underhook piledriver on Cpl. Punishment.
The Headhunter whips Cpl. Punishment into the ropes, but Cpl. Punishment
reverses it.
Cpl. Punishment misses with a clothesline.
The Headhunter misses with a clothesline.
The Headhunter hits Cpl. Punishment with a clothesline.
The Headhunter is going for the pin.)
Chip: Big clothesline. Here's the cover!
(Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Fool: Come on, Big Boy! Count faster!
(The Headhunter hits Cpl. Punishment with a jawbreaker.
The Headhunter executes the Hit on Cpl. Punishment.
The crowd is going crazy.)
Chip: It's the Hit! The Fool will not have to wear a dress. And we're ALL happy about that!
(The Headhunter goes for the pin.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.)
Fool: Yes! What did I tell you?
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 6:16, The Headhunter!
(Headhunter holds up the TV belt as "Tryin' to stay alive" plays.)
Chip: A big win for the TV champion. Now, let's go to Tim Thorsen for our Mountain Dew
Revolution replay.
(Highlights of the match play.)
Fool: Okay. Top rope Frankenhunter on the big goof. You follow that up with the jawbreaker,
then, finally, you go for the Hit. Big superkick to the mush. Drink more Mountain Dew or
something.
Chip: When we return on Triumphant Tuesday, we'll see the first SWF meeting between "Sexy" Tony
Smooth and "Tiger" Tom Pho. Back after this.
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Chip: Triumphant Tuesday returns live from Fort Myers, Florida.
Fool: Pro wrestling's highest rated show, each and every Tuesday night!
Chip: Fool, our next match features two men who have been rivals throughout their careers. Of
course, I'm talking about Tony Smooth and Tom Pho.
Fool: Well, Tommy the Tiger took a beating from that MIA guy Sunday night, but he should be
okay.
Chip: So, who do you like in this match?
Fool: Like?
Chip: (* sigh *) Let's get up to the ring.
Jeff: The following contest is set for one fall with a 30 minute time limit.
[Black and gold fireworks go off and "If You Think I'm A Jiggy" by LOX begins to
play.]
Jeff: And his opponent, from Bronx, New York, weighing in at 231 pounds,
here is "Sexy" Tony Smooth!!
[Tony Smooth makes his way down to the ring. He slaps hands with the fans as
they cheer him on.]
Chip: Tony Smooth remains popular with the crowd despite his recent attack on Tom Pho.
Fool: I got my opinion about that.
("Look Into My Eyes" by Bone Thugs 'n Harmony starts to play.]
Jeff: And his opponent, from the Phillipines, weighing in at 245 pounds,
here is "Tiger" Tom Pho!!
[Tom Pho emerges from the entrance. Several fireworks go off as he walks down
the aisle. The fans are cheering him on.)
Chip: What are you talking about?
Fool: Tony Smooth hates Tom Pho, right?
Chip: Yes, he does. Chad Bray is your referee, and we're underway.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Tony Smooth nails Tom Pho with a bodyslam.
Tony Smooth executes a superkick on Tom Pho.
Tony Smooth whips Tom Pho into the ropes.
Tom Pho misses with a kick.
Tom Pho hits Tony Smooth with a backdrop.)
Fool: And Tony Smooth was recently beat up by GT and the Thugz, right?
Chip: What's your point?
(Tom Pho nails Tony Smooth with a Frankensteiner.
Chad Bray counts: One, shoulder up.
Tom Pho complains about a slow count.
The crowd is cheering on Tom Pho.
Tom Pho throws Tony Smooth out of the ring.
Tom Pho goes through the ropes.)
Fool: I think Tony Smooth is the MIA guy. What do you think?
Chip: I think they're taking the fight to the outside!
(Tom Pho executes a clothesline on Tony Smooth.
Chad Bray counts: 1.
Tom Pho whips Tony Smooth into the guardrail.
Tom Pho executes a punch on Tony Smooth.
Chad Bray counts: 2.
Tom Pho whips Tony Smooth into the guardrail.)
Chip: The former Toughman champ is dominating on the floor!
Fool: Gee, for an MIA guy, Smooth is sure taking a beating.
(Tom Pho hits a flying lariat on Tony Smooth.
Tom Pho whips Tony Smooth into the guardrail.
Tom Pho goes for a bodyslam, but Tony Smooth counters it with a small package.
Tony Smooth knocks Tom Pho into the ringpost.
Chad Bray counts: 3.
Tony Smooth knocks Tom Pho into the ringsteps.)
Chip: Vicious shot into the steps! Fool, you have no proof that Smooth is part of this MIA.
Fool: I don't need proof. I'm a broadcast journalist.
(Chad Bray counts: 4.
Tony Smooth whips Tom Pho into the guardrail.
Tony Smooth uses a snap suplex on Tom Pho.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Chad Bray counts: 5.
Tony Smooth whips Tom Pho into the guardrail.)
Chip: Chad Bray is giving these men a lot of leeway.
Fool: Good officiating.
(Chad Bray counts: 6.
Tony Smooth reenters the ring.
Tom Pho follows him back in.
Tony Smooth runs into the ropes.
Tony Smooth hits Tom Pho with a kick to the midsection.
Tony Smooth uses a DDT on Tom Pho.)
Chip: DDT by Smooth. Fans, tickets go on sale this Friday for the June 16th edition of
Triumphant Tuesday live from the North Charleston Coliseum in Charleston, South Carolina.
Fool: Yeah, and if you get to the box office between 10 and noon, you can meet...Giant Killer
and his bodyguards. Whoop-de-damn-doo.
(The crowd is responding to Tony Smooth.
Tony Smooth executes the Stinger Splash on Tom Pho.
The crowd is cheering on Tony Smooth.
Tom Pho uses a bodyslam on Tony Smooth.
Tom Pho executes a flying lariat on Tony Smooth.
Tom Pho whips Tony Smooth into the ropes.
Tony Smooth hits Tom Pho with an elbow.)
Chip: Smooth with the big elbow.
Fool: I don't think these two get along.
(Tony Smooth executes an elbowsmash on Tom Pho.
Tony Smooth is going for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Oh! That was close!
Fool: You gotta like when the good guys beat the crap out of each other.
(Tony Smooth nails Tom Pho with a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
Tony Smooth is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Tony Smooth puts Tom Pho in a figure-four leglock.
Tom Pho reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Tony Smooth throws Tom Pho out of the ring.
Chad Bray counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Tom Pho
reenters the ring.)
Chip: Tom Pho just manages to beat the count back into the ring.
Fool: Smooth and Pho really hate each other! I wonder why.
(Tony Smooth goes for a bulldog headlock, but Tom Pho counters it with
a back suplex.
Tom Pho nails Tony Smooth with neck-scissors.
Tony Smooth executes the Stinger Splash on Tom Pho.
There are lots of chants for Tony Smooth.
Tom Pho whips Tony Smooth into the ropes.
Tony Smooth misses with an elbow.
Tony Smooth hits Tom Pho with a shoulderblock.
Tony Smooth break dances in the middle of the ring.)
Fool: That's SO stupid! Wait 'til you win the match.
Chip: Every wrestler has a special way he connects with the crowd. The fans love to see this.
(There are lots of chants for Tony Smooth.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
(Tony Smooth hits Tom Pho with a gutwrench suplex.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tony Smooth hits Tom Pho with a Frankensteiner.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Two big finishing moves, and Smooth can't keep Pho down.
Fool: I'm surprised. I thought Pho would still be groggy after the beating he took on
Slaughterhouse.
(Tony Smooth runs into the ropes.
Tom Pho hits Tony Smooth with a kick to the thigh.
Tom Pho goes for a kick to the thigh, but Tony Smooth blocks it.
Tony Smooth hits Tom Pho with a gutwrench suplex.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, in the ropes...)
Chip: Foot under the ropes! Bray sees it, and the match continues.
Fool: Smooth's setting up for another Frankensteiner.
(Tony Smooth goes for a Frankensteiner, but Tom Pho counters it with
a tiger driver.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is really behind Tom Pho.)
Chip: Great counter! The Tiger turned smooth completely around!
Fool: How did Smooth ever get his shoulder up?
(Tom Pho hits Tony Smooth with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The crowd is going crazy.
Tom Pho executes the Tiger Claw Heart Punch on Tony Smooth.)
Chip: Tiger Claw! Tiger Claw!
(Tom Pho goes for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Tom Pho.)
Fool: Another win for Jungle Boy. I'm thrilled.
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 6:21, "Tiger" Tom Pho!
("Look into my eyes" begins to play.)
Chip: Well, Tom Pho gets a big win going into his International Title match this weekend
against...
Fool: YES! It's the Kold Blooded Killaz! Now we're getting somewhere!
(Chico and Cholo are charging down the aisle toward the ring.)
Chip: It IS the Killaz! Tom Pho already took one beating from the MIA's! Look out!
(The Killaz, in their street clothes, hit the ring. They ignore Tom Pho and head over to where
Tony Smooth is getting to his feet. El Cholo nails Smooth over the head with his cane.)
Fool: Huh?
Chip: The Kold Blooded Killaz are attacking Tony Smooth! And I don't have the slightest idea
why!
(Chico and Cholo hit Smooth with a double-team piledriver. Chico begins kicking Smooth. Cholo
calls for the ring announcer's microphone. Tom Pho has left the ring and is watching this from
the outside.)
Chip: Still think Tony Smooth is with the MIA?
Fool: Shut up.
(Cholo takes the mic.
Cholo: What the hell I tell you people!? I said the M.I.A's was comin'. And
you might ask,"Why the hell did we choose to attack Tony Smooth!?". Well, he
broke the rules.
(Chico kicks Tony Smooth again.)
Chip: Why isn't Pho coming to Smooth's aid?
Fool: Because he hates Smooth, maybe?
Cholo: The rules are, don't f*beep* with the M.I.A., cause when you
f*beep* with M.I.A...{smacks him in the head with the cane}...You f*beep*in' with the
KBK!{smacks him some more}
Chip: This is disgraceful.
Fool: I know! They're charging three bucks for popcorn here, Chip. Not to mention peanuts. I
had to sneak those in here.
Cholo: And second, you don't go around callin' yo' ass sexy when you ain't. The only sexy one
'round here is Cholo. We don't need no ugly ass like you ruining the name.{smacks him again
while untying his bandanna.
Chip: That bandanna says "MIA" on it.
Fool: Did I look like I cared?
(Cholo drops his "MIA" bandanna on the face of the prone Smooth.)
Cholo: Here, somethin' to remember us by when yo' ass is
lyin' in that hospital bed tonight.{strikes him in the face with the cane,
drops him to the floor} Oops, guess I hit him too hard...{starts laughing}
Well, then just call my ass "Too sexy, the Sexy killa" El Cholo. Like I said,
the M.I.A.'s comin', so yo' asses be ready!
{Cholo drops the microphone and the KBK leave. Tom Pho, shaking his head, is already heading
back down the aisle to the locker rooms.}
Fool: I thought that went well.
Chip: A disgraceful attack by the Kold Blooded Killaz.
Fool: They're still qualified to hold public office.
Chip: The SWF trainer, Doctor Robert DaSilva is out here to check on "Sexy" Tony Smooth as they
help him to the back.
Fool: There shouldn't be any permanent damage. They were only hitting him in the head.
Chip: Fans, I apologize for the Sportin' Fool's comments. But now it's time for "Wrasslin'
Roundup" with Texas Pete and a surprise guest.
Fool: Boo! I demand more beatings!
("The Eyes of Texas" by the University of Texas marching band plays over the speakers
as Texas Pete emerges from the back wearing his cowboy hat, jeans, cowboy boots and a
leather jacket. He cracks his bullwhip and receives a polite reaction from the crowd.)
Chip: You think it's Mr. Shhh?
Fool: I saw him backstage with Sandman. He's here.
(Texas Pete grabs the mic.)
Texas: Howdy, folks! Well, no one tole me who the guest is, so why don't y'all just send 'im
right on down...
(A burst of loud music emerges from the speakers.)
# FORTUNE, FAME. MIRROR VAIN. GONE INSANE. But the mem-o-ry... remains! #
Chip: Oh, no.
["The Memory Remains" by Metallica begins to play over the audio system.
David Storm steps through the curtains wearing extremely baggy black
jeans, a "REINSTATE DEADLY DAVID" t-shirt, and an "I KILLED KENNY!" cap
turned backwards. He poses for the crowd a bit and grabs his handheld microphone.]
DS: Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages.. the moment you've all
been waiting for has arrived!
Texas: What's the big id-er?
[Storm looks around and moves back behind the curtain to pull out Brian
Christian who is making his best attempt to hit on a female SWF crew
member. Christian is wearing shorts, a Ministry t-shirt, a flannel
shirt tied around his waist, and his hair is pulled back in a ponytail.]
DS: You know who we are, and you know what we can do. Deadly David
Storm... Badass Brian Christian... and the man who's harder than the
rock.....
[Storm and Christian both point towards the curtains as Biggie Z steps
out. The massive Biggie Z is wearing his normal gear as "Walking On the
Sun" by Smash Mouth deafens the arenea]
DS: The Z Man... Big Papa... Biggie Z!
Fool: Send in the clowns...
[Biggie Z and Brian Christian high five each other, but David Storm
quickly jumps in front of them to pose for the camera.]
DS: Now, everyone knows that we are the talk of the town... and we
always burn it down. In fact, we are the most downloaded superstars
on the internet, whatever that means. But you see, we get so many
letters and e-mails from all of our adoring fans...
[The fans errupt into boos]
Texas: Hey, I gotta inter...
DS: Shut up! As I was saying, we get tons and tons of questions every
day. Unfortunately we just don't have the time to actually respond to
each and every one of our adoring fans. So we got to thinking, what if
we just walked right out onto Triumphant Tuesday and answered the most
frequently asked questions that we've received? And what better man to
ask those questions than the guy we all know and love... the one and
only... Texas Pete!!!
[Mr.Meteorite#69 steps through the curtains wearing an ugly orange
tuxedo, drinking a bannana shake, and holding a microphone designed to
look like a rubber chicken. The real Texas Pete makes a hasty retreat
from the ring as Biggie Z, David Storm, Brian Christian, and
Mr.Meteorite#69 climb into the ring.]
Fool: I think this definitely qualifies as a mixed blessing.
Chip: Apparently Texas Pete wants no part of Mr. Meteorite after last week.
MM#69-Sa...sa...sa....soes lets gets da...da...da...downs to thems
buisness. Da...da...da....Davids, whats yo purpose in thems SWF?
David Storm- Well first of all, Texas Pete. Let me just compliment
you on those speech lessons. I can honestly say that this is the first
week that I have ever been able to understand what you're saying. The
southern accents can be a bitch can't they? Oh, but the question at
hand. What is my purpose for returning here to the SWF? Well I
returned to do a simple favor. I wanted to expose the SWF for what it
really is, and I was given that opportunity by a certain somebody. And
you know who you are.
[Storm winks towards the camera]
Fool: This isn't gonna be like that "Ellen" show, is it?
MM#69-Ba....ba...ba....big nose BC, hows abouts youse, wha....wha....
wha....whats beez yo plans in thems SWF. Whats youse ans youse giants
nose gots planeds fa...fa...fa....fors everybodies.
Brian Christian- It's Badass ... not big nose!
David Storm- Don't argue with the man, big nose. Just answer the
question.
Chip: "Where are YOU from? Nose city?"
Fool: Don't quote Python to the humanoids, Chipper.
Brian Christian- Like David said, the SWF may be one of the most popular
forms of sports entertainment in the world today, but there is an
entirely different level that lies beneath that. This league is corrupt
and unfair. How do you think it felt to go home and tell my family that
I was out of a job?
Fool: They'd probably heard it before.
Brian Christian- Well just when Brian Frenck thought that he had
gotten rid of me, I was saved. Half of the SWF doesn't even have a clue
as to what is coming. This league is going to be put through living
hell in the months and years to come, that is if it lasts that long.
MM#69-Tha...tha...thats beez makins goods sense. Youse
sa....sa...sounds purdies motavateds. Ha....ha....ha....hows youse
giant nose feels bouts this?
Brian Christian- I don't have a giant nose!
MM#69-Ba....ba....ba....Biggie, whats youse thoughts ons thems nose?
Biggie Z-Bout as big as that mother f[bleep]er Jay Leno's chin, Yo!
Chip: Don't we have to go to commercial?
Fool: Please?
MM#69-Ans finnalys ba....ba....ba....backs to thems Davids Sta...sta..
sta....Storms, whats youse beez thankins bouts thems gra...gra...gra
...groteskly large honker ons thems Ba ba ba ba ba BC?
David Storm- Well my boy Brian may be a big fan of the white stuff, and
lets face it, with that beak... a half G is gone in less than thirty
seconds.
Brian Christian- I don't like cocaine. I just like the way it smells.
Fool: That explains a lot.
MM#69-Biggie Z, whose a...a....a....a....ons yo lists ofs peoples its a
goods thangs nots to beez if thems Ba.....ba.....ba.....Biggie Z!!!!
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Ifs heez bees seeins thems walks downs thems
sta...sta...sta....streets?
Biggie Z-Yo, it doesn't matter who the f[bleep] your are, if you mess
with Biggie your the a[bleep]e that messed up real bad.
Chip: This is unnecessary language here on prime time television.
Fool: Right, Chip. And stay tuned for "NYPD Blue", which is on next here in the
States.
MM#69-Da...da...da....aw hells, Mr.Storms. Who a who a who a who a who
a beez thems worsests rassler in thems SWF? Rocks N' Rolls Animals or
thems ha...ha....ha...head hunt....hunt....hunters?
David Storm- Well, you see Texas Pete... both of those men are true
signs of a decline in the SWF. It's really a shame that men with such
limited talent get a big push while the showstoppers, like the Badass
and myself, get the pink slip. I mean, any arena anywhere in the world
would sell out in less than thirty seconds if it were headlined by the
likes of Biggie Z or say.. Mr. Meteorite #69 were headlining the card
right? But do we get to see them main event? Of course not. Now if I
really have to answer the question, I would say Rock 'n'Roll Animal. No
real reason.
Fool: Get the hook...
[Brian Christian begins to feel his nose.]
MM#69-Mr.Z, who a who a who a who a who a beez havins thems wosrers
breaths, Sa...sa...sa...sa...Sandman ors Dougs Bacons?
Biggie Z-I punch f[bleep]in teeth out, not smell oders coming from
s[bleep]t stained chompers, Yo!
MM#69-Ma....ma....ma....Mr.Gigantic Nostrils, ins a battles of thems
goffyness, whose beez winnins? GT ors Ta...ta...ta...tigers Toms?
Brian Christian- What? I DON'T HAVE A BIG NOSE DAMMIT!
Chip: "Stay out of this, Big Nose."
MM#69-Tha....tha....tha...thats questions wuzn'ts directeds ats youse,
its wa...wa...wa...wuz fors yours nose. Sta...sta....sta...stops
hoggins thems ma....ma....ma....mike.
Brian Christian- I'm not hogging the mike! And I swear, if you guys say
one more thing about my nose I'll.... I mean. Well, you know what they
say... a man with a big nose has a huge...
[Mr. Meteorite #69 pulls the mike back]
Fool: ...plastic surgery bill?
MM#69-Ga....ga....ga...ga....gentlemans, haves theres evers beens a
wa..wa....wa...worsers gra...gra...gra....groups thans thems Fun
Revolutions? wha....wha....whats beez youse feelins ons thems Animals,
Hunter, Sa...sa...sa....Souns ans Furies, fa...fa...fa...fatty McMack,
ans Mark goofs balls Ta..ta.... ta...ta...thomas?
David Storm- I made Animal submit. I beat Animal? Did you guys know
I beat him? I did. I made him give up.
Brian Christian- McKenzie's nose is bigger than my nose! My nose is
just the right size! His nose is like twice the size of his face! And
look at Headhunter! I mean, he has a huge butt! Make fun of that!
Just leave my freakin nose out of it!
Biggie Z-Hooya! It doesn't matter because we are the bad asses that
will rule this s[bleep] hole and make all those other mother
f[bleep]ers bow to us, Yo!
MM#69-Thanks youse. Ans Da...da...da...davids Storms, does youse haves
anys pla....pla....pla....plans fors a certains Fatals
Fa...fa...fa....Fury?
David Storm- Do I have any plans for Fatal Fury? Oh do I ever. The
cards were stacked against me from the beginning. Fury, you know as
well as I do that the career match was fixed. You ruined my life, but
now I'm back.. and I'm bitter. You think you screwed me over? Well
pal, get ready to bend over....
[Storm does a crotch chop]
DS: And take it hard!
MM#69-Thanks youse, this has ba...ba...ba....ba....beens anothers
editions of Ra...ra....ra...rasslin Round Up. Thisis beez
tha...tha....tha...thems host Texas Pete sayins so la...la...la...longs,
ans watchs nexts weeks whens Pete onces agains talks likes ans
imbeciles, makins ans ga....ga...ga.....ga....generals a...a...a....ass
ofs himsselfs, insu.....insu.....insu....insultins youse intelligents,
ans ruinins thems SWF's ratins once agains. Ow!!! Ow!!!! Ow!!!! Ow!!!!
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
("The Eyes of Texas" plays as Mr. Meteorite and the others begin to leave.
Then the music suddenly stops as we see Mr. Shhh make his way down the aisle.)
Chip: Well, we were about to go to a long-overdue commercial break, but...
Fool: It's the World champ. We're keepin' it here.
(Mr. Shhh enters the ring and takes the mic.)
(Storm, Biggie, Christian and Meteorite and standing outside the ring, looking
curiously at Mr. Shhh.)
Mr. Shhh: Excuse me gentlemen but there is something I need to address
and I've given you the floor long enough.
Chip: What's this all about?
Fool: I don't know!
Shhh: Now I am a man of few words but something has occurred tonight and it
needs to be dealt with immediately.
(Mr. Shhh points into the audience, as the spotlights scan the general
area they stop on a familiar face. The crowd pops out of shock, beginning with those closest
to the man.)
Chip: Can we get a better shot of that man?
Fool: Who? Who is it?
Shhh: After several months of absence, this man has decided to grace our
presence once more. He believes that he just needs to walk back into
the SWF and everyone will be bowing down to him. NOT this time. He
turned his back on us and left without saying a word. There has been
no contact and no love lost.
(We see a faraway shot of the man in the audience, who just stares at Mr. Shhh and says
nothing.)
Chip: Oh, my God! Do you know who that is?
Fool (standing on his chair): Let me see, dammit!
Shhh: You were once the marquee name in the SWF, but now you are little more
then a memory. However, I am going to give you a chance to change
that... I am going to give you a chance to start at the top and work
your way down... Ladies and gentlemen, I told you the first fight I
would have after the BBRR was with the Devil himself... that is if he
will sign the contract... the only stip is that it will be a non-title
fight as you will need to prove yourself just like everyone else to
get a shot at the belt. So, Pagan....are you ready to sign?
(The crowd roars. We get our first clear camera shot of Pagan, sitting calmly in the audience.)
Fool: It's Pagan! He's here to put Trinity back together!
Chip: From the crowd? We don't know WHAT he's here for!
(The audience becomes silent as Pagan rises. He steps to the middle of
the aisle and pauses... The two men stare at each other briefly then
Pagan turns and exits the building. Mr. Shhh drops the mic and leaves
in the opposite direction.)
Chip: Pagan is in attendance at Triumphant Tuesday! Is he back in the SWF?
Fool: Damn! I hope so!
(We see David Storm, with a maniacal grin on his face, leading Biggie Z, Mr. Meteorite, and
Brian Christian back toward the curtains.)
Chip: Fans, when we return, we'll see the SWF Toughman champion, Sandman! Don't you go away!
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Chip: We're live in the Lee Civic Center in Fort Myers, and this is Triumphant
Tuesday.
Fool: Can you believe it, Chip? Pagan is back!
Chip: Well, Pagan was in the audience. And I find it surprising that Mr. Shhh called him out.
Fool: It's simple. Pagan helped found Trinity, and Shhh and his buddies tore it apart.
Chip: Speaking of Shhh's friends, let's take it up to ring announcer Jeff Ayres.
Jeff: This contest is a non-title match, scheduled for one fall.
[The Swedish National Anthem begins to play and several people in the
audience stand.]
Fool: Performing the Swedish National Anthem tonight will be the Swedish Bikini Team!
Chip: There IS no Swedish Bikini Team! It was just a beer commercial!
Jeff: Introducing first, accompanied by Helga and weighing in at
305 pounds. From Stockholm, Sweden... Sven "Ice Pick" Pieterson!
[Sven makes his way to ringside carrying the flag of Sweden, alongside
his manager Helga.]
Fool: They misspelled his name on the graphics.
Chip: No. That's how his name is actually spelled.
Fool: Are you saying Swedes can't spell?
Jeff: And his opponent, hailing from Somewhere in America, weighing in at
320 pounds, and accompanied by the lovely Michelle... he is the two time
SWF Tough Man Champion, SANDMAN!
["Enter Sandman" by Metallica booms throughout the arena. The lights
turn blue as a glittery substance falls from the ceiling as Sandman and
Michelle makes their way down to the ring. Sandman is wearing the SWF Toughman Title.
The crowd boos loudly.]
Chip: There is the Toughman Champion, and he looks focused, Fool.
Fool: Quit changing the subject. I want to know why you're so prejudiced against Swedes.
Chip: I'm not...Ryan Wilson is your referee, and we're set to go!
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Sven Pieterson gets a cobra clutch on Sandman.
Sandman is struggling to reach the ropes.
Sven Pieterson lets go after 11 seconds.
Sven Pieterson nails Sandman with a bridging back suplex.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.)
Fool: No, sir!
Chip: A quick start for the newcomer and a near fall!
Fool: Let's see what the kid's got.
(Sven Pieterson goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman nails Sven Pieterson with a short clothesline.
The crowd is cheering on Sandman.
Sandman runs into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson hits Sandman with a backdrop.
Sven Pieterson uses a vertical suplex on Sandman.
There are lots of chants for Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson catches Sandman in a cobra clutch.
Sandman is struggling to reach the ropes.
Sandman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.)
Chip: Sandman again escapes the cobra clutch, which appears to be a primary offensive weapon
of The Ice Pick.
Fool: Wouldn't it be cool if he used an actual ice pick?
Chip: No.
(Sven Pieterson nails Sandman with a slingshot.
The crowd is cheering on Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson hits Sandman with a gutwrench suplex.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, kickout.
Sven Pieterson is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sven Pieterson goes for a European uppercut, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman hits a short clothesline on Sven Pieterson.
The crowd is cheering on Sandman.
Sandman hits Sven Pieterson with a powerslam.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Sandman rallies with a powerslam. Sven Pieterson has made a name for himself by
challening many of the top wrestlers in the SWF.
Fool: And I'm sure people will still care about him after he loses to many of the top names
in the SWF.
(The crowd is cheering on Sandman.
Sandman goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Sven Pieterson counters it with
a side step.
Sandman takes Sven Pieterson down with a short clothesline.
The crowd is really behind Sandman.
Sandman attemps to place Sven Pieterson on the turnbuckle, but Sven Pieterson
blocks it.
Sandman goes for an enzuigiri, but Sven Pieterson counters it with
a duck-down move.
Sven Pieterson nails Sandman with a bridging back suplex.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Fool: No soup for you!
Chip: Bridging back suplex and a two count on Sandman. Don't forget that on SWF Around the
World, we'll see the SWF debut of Captain Canuck, and Doug Bacon against Rigor.
Fool: I'm sure that'll beat Seinfeld in the ratings.
(Sven Pieterson nails Sandman with a punch.
Sven Pieterson hits a powerslam on Sandman.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Two count! That was close.
Fool: The Swedish meatball's got some moves.
(Sven Pieterson goes for a punch, but Sandman reverses it.
Sandman goes for a facerake, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.
Sven Pieterson goes for a punch, but Sandman reverses it.
Sven Pieterson re-reverses it.
Sven Pieterson kicks Sandman.
The crowd is cheering on Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson chops Sandman.
The crowd is really behind Sven Pieterson.
Sandman kicks Sven Pieterson.
Sandman goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.)
Chip: Then on SWF Slaughterhouse this Sunday night, we'll see Sean McKenzie defend the
International Title against Tom Pho.
Fool: Oh, yeah. The bland beating the bland.
(Sven Pieterson goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Sandman counters it with
a backdrop.
Sandman hits Sven Pieterson with a flying clothesline.
Sandman has the crowd going wild.
Sven Pieterson nails Sandman with an inverted power bomb.
The crowd is really behind Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson claps.
There are lots of chants for Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson hits an inverted power bomb on Sandman.
Sven Pieterson is going for the pin.)
Chip: Inverted power bomb! That could do it!
Fool: He's covering him!
(Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, thr...kickout.)
Chip: Somehow, Sandman kicks out of a second inverted power bomb!
Fool: That's what I'm talkin' about! Hoo-wah.
(Sven Pieterson nails Sandman with a slingshot.
Sven Pieterson uses a vertical suplex on Sandman.
Sven Pieterson hits Sandman.
Sven Pieterson hits Sandman.
The chants for Sven Pieterson are deafening.
Sven Pieterson executes a European uppercut on Sandman.
Sven Pieterson whips Sandman into the ropes.
Sandman hits Sven Pieterson with a kick.)
Chip: What intensity! This is the sort of exciting action you can only find
here in the SWF as we hit the road to Beach Brawl.
Fool: I'm hoping these promos hit the road real soon.
(Sandman hits Sven Pieterson with a short clothesline.
Sandman runs into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Sandman counters it with
a punch.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
(Sven Pieterson throws Sandman out of the ring.
Sven Pieterson goes through the ropes.
Sven Pieterson has the crowd going wild.
Sven Pieterson whips Sandman into the guardrail.
Ryan Wilson counts: 1.)
Chip: This Sven Pieterson has not backed down in the face of the tremendous
onslaught of the Sandman.
Fool: Whose side will Sandman fall on? Shhh or Pagan? Pagan was his
partner too.
(Sven Pieterson goes for a DDT, but Sandman counters it with a backdrop.
Ryan Wilson counts: 2.
Sandman knocks Sven Pieterson into the ringpost.
Sandman hits Sven Pieterson with a Frankensteiner.
Sandman knocks Sven Pieterson into the ringpost.
The crowd is going crazy.)
Chip: Frankensteiner on the floor!
Fool: This is where a guy like Sandman takes over a match, Chip. He's a
brawler.
(Sandman executes a double underhook piledriver on Sven Pieterson.
Ryan Wilson counts: 3.
Sven Pieterson is busted wide open.
Sandman whips Sven Pieterson into the Spanish announcers' table.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Ryan Wilson counts: 4.)
Victor Machismo (Spanish Announcer): Ay caramba!
Fool: Ha-ha!
(Sandman reenters the ring.
Sven Pieterson follows him back in.
Sandman goes for a short clothesline, but Sven Pieterson counters it with
a duck-down move.
Sven Pieterson nails Sandman with a European uppercut.
Sven Pieterson goes for a German suplex, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman uses an enzuigiri on Sven Pieterson.
The crowd is going crazy.)
Chip: It's been all Sandman since the fight went to the floor.
Fool: Peterbilt was doin' OK until then. Sandman's just too sneaky.
(Sven Pieterson goes for a double underhook suplex, but Sandman counters it with
a backdrop.
Sven Pieterson throws Sandman out of the ring.
Sven Pieterson goes through the ropes.
Ryan Wilson counts: 1.
Sven Pieterson goes for a bodyslam, but Sandman counters it with an elbowsmash.
Ryan Wilson counts: 2.)
Fool: Time to put on the crash helmets. They're comin' this way!
Chip: What a wild one here in Fort Myers!
(Sandman whips Sven Pieterson into the guardrail.
Ryan Wilson counts: 3.
Sandman reenters the ring.
Sven Pieterson follows him back in.
Sandman hits a thrust kick to the head on Sven Pieterson.
The chants for Sandman are deafening.
Sandman throws Sven Pieterson out of the ring.
Sandman goes through the ropes.)
Chip: Ryan Wilson is counting very slowly while they're on the outside, but no
one wants to see a match like this end in a countout.
Fool: If Sven doesn't keep it in the ring, it's ending with a trip to the hospital.
(The crowd is giving Sandman a standing ovation.
Sandman goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.
Ryan Wilson counts: 1.
Sven Pieterson throws Sandman back into the ring.
Sven Pieterson takes Sandman down with a fisherman suplex.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Fisherman's suplex and a bridge! Sandman barely escapes!
Fool: Just think about this rumored stable, Chip. Bacon, GT, Sandman, Shhh
and the Thugz have been hangin' together since Birthday Blast. There's no
room for Pagan!
(The chants for Sven Pieterson are deafening.
Sven Pieterson whips Sandman into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson hits Sandman with a clothesline.
Sven Pieterson uses a front-layout suplex on Sandman.
Sven Pieterson goes for a bridging back suplex, but Sandman counters it with
a facerake.
Sven Pieterson is bleeding profusely.)
Chip: I think the loss of blood is hurting the Ice Pick.
Fool: DDT!
(Sandman uses a jumping DDT on Sven Pieterson.
The crowd is giving Sandman a standing ovation.
Sandman goes for a kick to the midsection, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.
Sven Pieterson takes Sandman down with a snap suplex.
Sven Pieterson goes for a fallaway slam, but Sandman counters it with
a forearm smash.
Sandman goes for a Tombstone, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.
Sven Pieterson goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Sandman blocks it.)
Chip: Sandman sets up for the sleeper.
(Sandman gets a sleeperhold on Sven Pieterson.)
Fool: He doesn't have it. You gotta get the left arm under the chin.
(Sven Pieterson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Sven Pieterson is bleeding like a faucet.
Sandman executes a short clothesline on Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson executes a fisherman suplex on Sandman.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Another near fall. Look at Helga and Michelle. They're obviously worried.
Fool: Eyes on the match, Chip, or you'll go blind.
(Sven Pieterson hits a lariat on Sandman.
Sven Pieterson is going for the pin.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, kickout.
Sven Pieterson complains about a slow count.)
Chip: Pieterson arguing with referee Wilson.
Fool: Rookie mistake. Look!
(Sandman uses an inside cradle on Sven Pieterson.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, three.)
Chip: Sandman rolls him up and gets the win!
(Sven Pieterson complains about a fast count.
The crowd is giving Sandman a standing ovation.)
Fool: There's the moral. Never argue with the official, even if it's an idiot like Wilson.
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 10:04, Sandman!
("Enter Sandman" plays as Michelle grabs the Toughman belt and hands it to Sandman.)
Chip: A tough match. Sven Pieterson has nothing to be ashamed of.
Fool: Except the part where he lost.
Chip: We still have the tag team titles on the line in our MAIN EVENT! Don't you
dare miss it!
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Voiceover: Everyone's ready.
(Clip of Sandman waving his pitchfork.)
Voiceover: The bags are packed.
(Clip of Kold Blooded Killaz hitting the Westside Connection on Madness.)
Voice: The cars are loaded.
(Clip of Sean McKenzie and Lady Jezebel passing out roses.)
Voice: The SWF is taking a roadtrip!
(A computer animated car with the SWF logo is rolling along a fake highway.)
Voice: It's the SWF "Reach the Beach" Tour! And it's coming to a city near
you!
(Clip of Mr. Meteorite #69 and Biggie Z walking down the aisle.)
Voice: It's the summer vacation YOU've been waiting for!
(Clip of Mr. Shhh hitting the Peacemaker, followed by the SWF logo.)
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Chip: Welcome back to Triumphant Tuesday, and I guess we're right in the
middle of the "Reach the Beach" tour.
Fool: June 7th, right?
Chip: Right. But there's a lot to do until then, like this incredible main event.
Let's take it up to Jeff Ayres.
Jeff: The following match is set for one fall. It is for the SWF World Tag
Team Titles!
(The crowd roars.)
Jeff: For the thousands in attendance here in Florida, and the millions watching
around the world on the North American Sports Network, ladies and gentlemen...
Fool (loud enough to be heard over the mic): START THE DAMN MATCH!
(The numbers "1-8-7" flash on the SWF video wall as the crowd cheers.)
Jeff: Introducing first, the challengers. From New Orleans, Louisiana, being led to the ring by their manager, Tyra and weighing in at a combined weight of 622 pounds, here are the forner SWF Tag Team Champions, C-Murder and Shocker, The Thugz!
["Bow Down" by Westside Connection blares. The lights dim and a lone
spotlight illuminates the entrance. The Thugz and Tyra step out and make their way to the ring.
The crowd is booing loudly.]
Chip: The former tag team champions on their way to the ring, and they look focused.
Fool: Edge will choke. The Thugz will win. It is etched in stone.
Jeff: And their opponents, at a total combined weight of 577 pounds, and accompanied by Shae Smith, from Los Angeles, California, Fatal Fury! And from Denver, Colorado, Jagged Edge! Together, they are the SWF Tag Team Champions of the world, Endless Fury!
["Fast & Furious" by Little Feat blares. Strobe lights start flashing. Endless Fury emerge
from the entrance and make their way to ringside, accompanied by Shae Smith. The crowd cheers wildly at the sight of the champions.]
Chip: These two teams had their first meeting back on December 7th in Seattle, when
Endless Fury won a four corners match. They do not hang out together. They do not
like each other. But they respect each other.
Fool: They did this last month here on Triumphant Tueday, and Endless Fury won to get
the title shot.
Chip: Andrew Borgert is the referee assigned to this...wait a minute...
(The Revolution logo appears on the video wall, followed by the smiling figure of
Headhunter, in his Versace suit. He is holding the TV title belt.)
Double H:Yes this is a tape boys,right now I'm probably in my lockerroom
or I could have left the building, but I don't know because this tape was
sent to Mr.McNeill on Friday and all I told him to do is play it right
before this match.
Chip: I notice Fatal Fury is paying attention.
HH: Don't worry boys. I'm not going to come out and ruin
what should be a great match. I am a fan like most of the people in the
SWF,and I love to see a good match. Anyways I'm sending this message to
Fatal Fury.
(Fury is nodding the screen, and makes the "I want the belt" motion.)
Double H:Fury, I have to face you here next week. So naturally, I hope you
the worst of luck in defending your belt tonight. But Fury,if you and
Jaggy happen to hold on to those belts then it seems that you will be as
proud as you've ever been. That's good, because I want you as proud and
good as you've ever been. Because after I beat you next week I want to
hear no more excuses, Fury. No more excuses.
Fool: You think that's gonna be a good match next week?
Chip: Bet on it.
HH: Now go ahead, start your match. Oh, watch out! C-Murder's
behind you.
(Fatal Fury quickly turns his head, but C-Murder is still in the opposite corner.)
Double H:Just kidding,see you next week Fury. I promise you'll receive
your best ever lesson on the art we call wrestling!
(The screen fades in a burst of static, replaced by the Revolution logo.)
Fool: Again. Start the damn match.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
The Shocker catches Fatal Fury in a bearhug.
Fatal Fury reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Shocker uses a backbreaker on Fatal Fury.
C-Murder enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Shocker and C-Murder hit Fatal Fury with a double choke slam.
The Shocker and C-Murder hit Fatal Fury with a double choke slam.
C-Murder leaves the ring.)
Chip: Double teaming by the challengers to kick things off.
Fool: You think Fury's looking ahead to next week?
Chip: No.
(The Shocker nails Fatal Fury with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The Shocker is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Belly to belly and a near fall.
Fool: We saw the Thugz win that tag team battle royal to get this shot.
These guys are the playas on the tag team scene.
(The Shocker whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
The Shocker hits Fatal Fury with a lariat.
The Shocker goes for a back suplex, but Fatal Fury counters it with
a bulldog headlock.
In turn, The Shocker counters it with a back suplex.
The crowd is cheering on The Shocker.
The Shocker executes a flying bulldog on Fatal Fury.
The crowd is really behind The Shocker.
The Shocker poses for the crowd.
There are lots of chants for The Shocker.
The Shocker tags out to C-Murder.)
Chip: Good tag as the Thugz go to work on Fury.
Fool: Here comes Jagged Edge!
(Jagged Edge enters the ring and lays out The Shocker.
Jagged Edge leaves the ring.
Fatal Fury goes for a powerslam, but C-Murder counters it with a lariat.
C-Murder throws Fatal Fury out of the ring.
Andrew Borgert counts: one, two, three, four, five, Fatal Fury
reenters the ring.
C-Murder executes a fallaway slam on Fatal Fury.
C-Murder hits a frog splash on Fatal Fury.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, in the ropes...)
Chip: Big frog splash from the top!
Fool: Looks like Sound and Fury has secured a title shot against the winners
of this one.
Chip: We'll see what Brian Frenck has to say about that.
(C-Murder is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
C-Murder executes an elbowdrop on Fatal Fury.
C-Murder uses a monkey flip on Fatal Fury.
C-Murder hits Fatal Fury with a jumping DDT.
C-Murder whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
C-Murder misses with an elbow.
Fatal Fury executes a lariat on C-Murder.
The crowd is cheering on Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury goes for the Furious Fall, but C-Murder counters it with
flying headscissors.)
Chip: Big flying headscissors! What a counter!
Fool: Fury's gotten himself in trouble.
(C-Murder goes for a piledriver, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury takes C-Murder down with an elbowsmash.
Fatal Fury tags out to Jagged Edge.)
Chip: The tag made to the Grand Slam champion.
(Jagged Edge goes for a Gorilla Press, but C-Murder counters it with a facerake.
C-Murder goes for a piledriver, but Jagged Edge blocks it.
Jagged Edge goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but C-Murder counters it with
a facerake.
Jagged Edge hits C-Murder with a punch.
Jagged Edge hits C-Murder with a belly-to-back suplex.
Fatal Fury enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Fatal Fury takes C-Murder down with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker.
Jagged Edge uses a spinning DDT on C-Murder.
The crowd is responding to Jagged Edge.)
Chip: Great double teaming by the champions. What a show we've had tonight!
Fool: Next week should be pretty damn good, too. Headhunter vs. Fatal, plus
I'll bet we see Pagan again.
(Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury hit C-Murder with a double DDT.
Fatal Fury leaves the ring.
Jagged Edge hits C-Murder with a brain buster.
The crowd is responding to Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge hits a belly-to-belly suplex on C-Murder.
The crowd is cheering on Jagged Edge.
C-Murder goes for a fallaway slam, but Jagged Edge counters it with
a forearm smash.
Jagged Edge goes for a spinning DDT, but C-Murder counters it with a backdrop.
C-Murder tags out to The Shocker.)
Chip: Big backdrop as Shocker tags in. The Thugz regain the advantage.
Fool: Oh, hell yeah.
(Fatal Fury enters the ring and lays out C-Murder.
The crowd is cheering on Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury leaves the ring.
Jagged Edge nails The Shocker with a spinning DDT.
Jagged Edge takes The Shocker down with a backspin DDT.
The crowd is really behind Jagged Edge.
Fatal Fury enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury whip The Shocker into the ropes.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: And I've been told by our producer, Pat McNeill, that we will run over
if necessary to present you this match in its entirety.
Fool: That's why the SWF kicks ass, Chip. TV-14 all the way.
(They hit The Shocker with a double fist to the midsection.
Fatal Fury executes a lariat on The Shocker.
Jagged Edge goes for an inverted power bomb, but The Shocker counters it with
a duck-down move.
Fatal Fury leaves the ring.
The Shocker goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Jagged Edge counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Jagged Edge goes for a punch, but The Shocker blocks it.
The Shocker nails Jagged Edge with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The Shocker hits Jagged Edge.
The Shocker hits Jagged Edge.
The Shocker hits Jagged Edge.)
Chip: The Shocker has Jagged Edge pinned in the corner, laying in those lefts
and rights.
Fool: Endless Fury has to be thinking DQ or countout. They've taken the worst
of it so far.
(A small "The Shocker" chant is being started.
Jagged Edge goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but The Shocker counters it with
a facerake.
The Shocker executes a double underhook piledriver on Jagged Edge.
The crowd is responding to The Shocker.
The Shocker hits a jack-knife power bomb on Jagged Edge.)
Chip: Buig jack-knife! The cover!
(Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Fool: Come on, Bogus!
Chip: That was close.
(The Shocker throws Jagged Edge out of the ring.
The Shocker goes through the ropes.
The crowd is cheering on The Shocker.
Andrew Borgert counts: 1.
The Shocker whips Jagged Edge into the guardrail.
The Shocker goes for a backbreaker, but Jagged Edge blocks it.
Andrew Borgert counts: 2.
Jagged Edge takes The Shocker down with a German suplex.)
Fool: German suplex on the floor!
Chip: Just keep them on that side of the ring.
(Andrew Borgert counts: 3.
Jagged Edge nails The Shocker with a double underhook piledriver.
Andrew Borgert counts: 4.
Jagged Edge knocks The Shocker into the ringpost.
Jagged Edge is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Jagged Edge takes The Shocker down with a powerslam.
Andrew Borgert counts: 5.
Andrew Borgert counts: 6.)
Chip: We're running awfully close to a double countout here.
Fool: Look out!
(Andrew Borgert counts: 7.
Jagged Edge whips The Shocker into the French announcers' table.)
Pepe Celine (French announcer): Mon dieu!
Fool: Ha-ha!
(Jagged Edge goes for a scorpion deathlock, but The Shocker blocks it.
The Shocker throws Jagged Edge back into the ring.)
Chip: And Shocker throws Edge back in the ring.
Fool: Can't win the belts on a countout.
(The Shocker whips Jagged Edge into the ropes, but Jagged Edge reverses it.
The Shocker bumps into Andrew Borgert.
Jagged Edge goes for a punch, but The Shocker blocks it.
The Shocker takes Jagged Edge down with a double underhook piledriver.
Andrew Borgert is back on the job.
The Shocker uses a brain buster on Jagged Edge.
The Shocker has the crowd going wild.
The Shocker whips Jagged Edge into the ropes.)
Chip: Shocker recovering nicely after getting wiped out on that table.
Fool: I don't see anyone beating the Thugz right now.
(Jagged Edge misses with a clothesline.
Jagged Edge executes a Gorilla Press on The Shocker.
Jagged Edge whips The Shocker into the ropes.
The Shocker goes for a lariat, but Jagged Edge counters it with
an armbar submission.
The Shocker is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Shocker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.)
Chip: Shocker grabs the ropes. If Edge can keep this match to mat wrestling,
Endless Fury will retain.
Fool: We haven't had a match on the mat yet between these four.
(Fatal Fury enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
C-Murder enters the ring and lays out Fatal Fury.
C-Murder is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Shocker and C-Murder hit Jagged Edge with a double DDT.
C-Murder leaves the ring.
Jagged Edge goes for a power bomb, but The Shocker counters it with a backdrop.
The Shocker poses for the crowd.
The crowd is going crazy.)
Chip: The Thugz have that deadly move they call the 187. When they hit it,
the match usually ends.
Fool: Here comes C! We might see that now.
(C-Murder enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Shocker and C-Murder whip Jagged Edge into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Jagged Edge with a double backdrop, but he counters
it with a double headsmash.
C-Murder leaves the ring.
Jagged Edge hits The Shocker with a roundhouse right.
Jagged Edge throws The Shocker out of the ring.
Jagged Edge goes through the ropes.
Jagged Edge goes for a power bomb, but The Shocker blocks it.)
Chip: Back out to the floor!
Fool: If I'm Endless Fury, this match stays on the floor.
(Andrew Borgert counts: 1.
The Shocker knocks Jagged Edge into the ringsteps.
The crowd is behind The Shocker all the way.
Andrew Borgert counts: 2.
The Shocker nails Jagged Edge with a forearm smash.
The Shocker reenters the ring.
Jagged Edge follows him back in.)
Fool: That made no sense. Edge should have rested there.
Chip: He obviously wanted to press his advantage.
(The Shocker goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Jagged Edge blocks it.
Jagged Edge executes a jack-knife power bomb on The Shocker.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is behind Jagged Edge all the way.
Jagged Edge whips The Shocker into the ropes, but The Shocker reverses it.
Jagged Edge goes for a powerslam, but The Shocker counters it with a lariat.
The Shocker takes Jagged Edge down with the Doctor Bomb.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: A pair of great near falls from these big men.
Fool: And what these two are doing is giving C-Murder and Fatal the chance
to rest. The next team to make a tag should win it.
(The crowd is behind The Shocker all the way.
The Shocker uses a flying clothesline on Jagged Edge.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Shocker.)
Jeff: 10 minutes gone by. There are 20 minutes remaining.
(The Shocker is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, thr...kickout.)
Chip: Oh! That was so close!
Fool: Yes, it was. Now go for the 187!
(The Shocker uses a backbreaker on Jagged Edge.
The crowd is giving The Shocker a standing ovation.
The Shocker attemps to place Jagged Edge on the turnbuckle, but Jagged Edge
blocks it.
The Shocker whips Jagged Edge into the turnbuckle.
The Shocker hits Jagged Edge with a belly-to-back suplex.
The Shocker runs into the ropes.
Jagged Edge hits a belly-to-belly suplex on The Shocker.
The crowd erupts.)
Chip: Jagged Edge with the belly-to-belly from out of nowhere.
Fool: Tag in C-Murder, dammit!
(The Shocker begs off.
The Shocker hits Jagged Edge with a flying clothesline.
The Shocker takes Jagged Edge down with a brain buster.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Shocker.
The Shocker goes for a full nelson, but Jagged Edge blocks it.
Jagged Edge executes a backspin DDT on The Shocker.)
Chip: Backspin DDT by Jagged Edge!
Fool: Shocker is frustrated. He's throwing him out.
(The Shocker throws Jagged Edge out of the ring.
Andrew Borgert counts: one, two, three, four, Jagged Edge reenters the ring.
The Shocker tags out to C-Murder.
C-Murder and The Shocker hit Jagged Edge with a double choke slam.
The Shocker leaves the ring.)
Chip: There's C-Murder! There's the double chokeslam!
Fool: Good enough. He's picking Jagged up again.
(C-Murder uses a choke slam on Jagged Edge.
C-Murder is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.
C-Murder complains about a slow count.)
Fool: That was a slow count!
Chip: No, it wasn't. Andrew Borgert is one of the best referees in the SWF,
and he calls it down the middle.
(C-Murder goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Jagged Edge counters it with
a facerake.
Jagged Edge executes an inverted power bomb on C-Murder.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Jagged Edge whips C-Murder into the ropes, but C-Murder reverses it.
Jagged Edge hits C-Murder with a shoulderblock.
Jagged Edge tags out to Fatal Fury.)
Chip: And here comes Fatal Fury.
Fool: These two teams can just flat out go.
(Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge hit C-Murder with a double DDT.
Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge whip C-Murder into the ropes.
They attempt to hit C-Murder with a double elbowsmash, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
C-Murder hits them with a double clothesline.
Jagged Edge leaves the ring.
C-Murder hits a dropkick to the knee on Fatal Fury.)
Fool: Oh! That's gonna leave a mark.
Chip: The knee is a very vulnerable joint, and C-Murder will try that AGAIN!
(C-Murder hits a dropkick to the knee on Fatal Fury.
C-Murder hits Fatal Fury.
There are lots of chants for C-Murder.
Fatal Fury hits C-Murder.
Fatal Fury has the crowd going wild.
C-Murder punches Fatal Fury.)
Chip: They're trading kicks and punches here on Triumphant Tuesday.
Fool: And why the hell not? Come on, Thugz!
(Fatal Fury kicks C-Murder.
There are lots of chants for Fatal Fury.
C-Murder punches Fatal Fury.
C-Murder punches Fatal Fury.
C-Murder throws Fatal Fury out of the ring.
Andrew Borgert counts: one, two, three, four, five, Fatal Fury
reenters the ring.)
Fool: Why won't they take the countout?
Chip: Tyra looking on. She's very concerned, just as Shae looks worried
as she watches her team.
(C-Murder takes Fatal Fury down with a spin kick.
C-Murder hits Fatal Fury with a reverse neckbreaker.
There are lots of chants for C-Murder.
C-Murder hits a flying bulldog on Fatal Fury.
The crowd is really behind C-Murder.
C-Murder uses a flying dropkick on Fatal Fury.)
Chip: Fatal Fury has taken a lot of punishment here, Fool.
Fool: Well, I don't see Fury lasting much longer unless he tags in Jagged Edge.
(C-Murder goes for a DDT, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury nails C-Murder with a vertical suplex.
C-Murder begs off.
Fatal Fury whips C-Murder into the turnbuckle, but C-Murder reverses it.
C-Murder charges in with a handspring elbow.
C-Murder hits Fatal Fury with a flying forearm.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Fury just slips out under that one.
Fool: Uh-oh! Here comes da big guy!
(The Shocker enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
C-Murder and The Shocker hit Fatal Fury with a double DDT.
Jagged Edge enters the ring and throws The Shocker out of the ring.
The crowd erupts.
Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge hit C-Murder with a double DDT.
Jagged Edge leaves the ring.)
Chip: Jagged Edge again bailing out Fury.
Fool: Fury's a fighter. He won't quit.
(Fatal Fury catches C-Murder in a cobra clutch.
C-Murder reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
C-Murder begs off.
C-Murder executes a piledriver on Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury goes for a backbreaker, but C-Murder blocks it.
C-Murder takes Fatal Fury down with a Frankensteiner.)
Chip: Franken-Murder!
Fool: New champs! New champs!
(Andrew Borgert counts: One, two,...)
Chip: One! Two!
(... thr... kickout.
The crowd is going crazy.)
Chip: Fury kicks out! How did he kick out?
Fool: What's it gonna take? Get the gun!
(C-Murder whips Fatal Fury into the turnbuckle, but Fatal Fury reverses it.
C-Murder comes back and rocks Fatal Fury with a clothesline.
C-Murder uses a monkey flip on Fatal Fury.)
Jeff: 15 minutes gone by. There are 15 minutes remaining.
Chip: I'd like to apologize to the network. We wil be going over by a couple of minutes.
(C-Murder nails Fatal Fury with a double-axhandle chop.
Fatal Fury uses an elbowsmash on C-Murder.
Fatal Fury tags out to Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge takes C-Murder down with a spinning power bomb.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.)
Chip: Jagged Edge is in! But he only gets a two count with the spinning power bomb!
Fool: Look how tired Fury is!
(C-Murder runs into the ropes.
C-Murder misses with an elbow.
C-Murder hits Jagged Edge with a shoulderblock.
C-Murder goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Jagged Edge counters it with
a side step.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Jagged Edge goes for a German suplex, but C-Murder blocks it.
C-Murder whips Jagged Edge into the ropes.
Jagged Edge executes a powerslam on C-Murder.)
Chip: Big powerslam by Jagged Edge!
Fool: Kick out! Come on, big guy!
(Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chiop: Somehow C-Murder survives.
(Jagged Edge nails C-Murder with a German suplex.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.
Jagged Edge nails C-Murder with a brain buster.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge nails C-Murder with the Doctor Bomb.)
Fool: That's it.
Chip: Big Doctor Bomb. That should be the end...One! Two!...
(Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.)
Chip: Did he get him? No!
Fool: We could go to the time limit!
(The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jagged Edge.
Fatal Fury enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury whip C-Murder into the ropes.
They hit C-Murder with a double kick to the midsection.
Fatal Fury leaves the ring.
Jagged Edge hits C-Murder with a piledriver.)
Chip: Piledriver by Jagged Edge.
Fool: He's setting up foir another Doctor Bomb!
(Jagged Edge uses the Doctor Bomb on C-Murder.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, in the ropes...)
Chip: C-Murder gets his arm under the ropes, and Borgert sees it.
Fool: I can't believe this.
(The crowd is giving Jagged Edge a standing ovation.
Jagged Edge executes the Shattered Dreams on C-Murder.
C-Murder tries to escape the hold.
C-Murder is inching his way towards the ropes.)
Chip: Shattered Dreams! The modified sleeper that won Jagged Edge the
World Title a year ago!
Fool: C-Murder's fighting it.
(C-Murder summons one last burst of energy.
Andrew Borgert asks C-Murder if he should stop the fight.
C-Murder shakes his head.
C-Murder is writhing in pain.
The Shocker tries to enter the ring, but is cut off by Fatal Fury.)
Chip: Clothesline by Fury! Shocker is down!
(Andrew Borgert asks C-Murder if he should stop the fight.
C-Murder doesn't respond.)
Fool: Borgert's stopping it. Damn.
(Andrew Borgert stops the fight after 35 seconds.
The crowd erupts.)
Chip: It's over! Endless Fury retains the titles! What a match!
Jeff: Here are your winners, in 17:34, Endless Fury!
("Fast and Furious" plays as a jubilant Shae Smith jumps in the ring. Jagged
Edge picks her up and puts her on his shoulder while Fatal Furyt holds
the Tag Team Title belts. The crowd is cheering.)
Chip: Fans, we have to go! We'll see you next week. Don't miss it!
Fool: Be there!
(We see Tyra comforting The Thugz outside the ring as the shot fades.)
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c) 1998 SWF Triumphant Tuesday
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