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(The SWF logo appears on the screen)
Announcer: The Supreme Wrestling Federation.
The S-W-F.
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(A shot of the interior of Trinity mansion. Night. We see the interior of Destiny's room, lit
by candles. Destiny is asleep, tossing and turning. The camera takes a closeup of her face.
The shot goes blurry, as we enter her dream sequence...
We hear the Patti Smith song "Horses" in the background. We see images of the original Trinity,
Pagan, Sandman and Equalizer, coming down to ringside together on SWF Around the World in
August.)
# The boy was in the hallway drinking a glass of tea
From the other end of the hallway a rhythm was generating #
(Clip of Pagan and Mr. Shhh attacking Bones Douglas.)
# Another boy was sliding up the hallway
He merged perfectly with the hallway,
He merged perfectly, the mirror in the hallway #
(Clip of Pagan and Mr. Shhh in the infamous "doobie" interview in November.)
# The boy looked at Johnny, Johnny wanted to run,
but the movie kept moving as planned #
(Clip of Trinity celebrating as Pagan holds up his newly won American Title.)
# When suddenly Johnny gets the feeling he's being
surrounded by horses, horses, horses, horses coming in in all directions
white shining silver studs with their nose in flames, #
(Clip of Pagan and Equalizer arguing over Destiny in her presence.)
# He saw horses, horses, horses, horses, horses, horses, horses, horses.
Do you know how to pony like bony maroney
Do you know how to twist, well it goes like this, it goes like this #
(Clip of an atomic bomb going off.)
# Baby mash potato, do the alligator, do the alligator
And you twist the twister like your baby sister
I want your baby sister, give me your baby sister, dig your baby sister #
(Clip of Pagan battling Equalizer in a Death Match while Original Gangsta carries Destiny off.)
# Rise up on her knees, do the sweet pea, do the sweet pee pee,
Roll down on her back, got to lose control, got to lose control,
Got to lose control and then you take control, #
(Clip of four white horses, riding on a distant prarie.)
# Then you're rolled down on your back and you like it like that,
Like it like that, like it like that, like it like that,
Then you do the watusi, yeah do the watusi #
(Clip of Pagan and Equalizer celebrating with The Living Dead.)
# Johnny gets up, takes off his leather jacket,
Taped to his chest there's the answer,
You got pen knives and jack knives and #
(Clip of David Storm being carried from the ring at Devil's Night.)
# Switchblades preferred, switchblades preferred
Then he cries, then he screams, saying
Life is full of pain, I'm cruisin' through my brain #
(Clip of Sandman ramming Phoenix into the guardrail.)
# And I fill my nose with snow and go Rimbaud, Go Rimbaud, go Rimbaud,
And go Johnny go, and do the watusi, oh do the watusi #
(Clip of the wild brawl at the end of Nuclear Winter.)
# There's a little place, a place called space
It's a pretty little place, it's across the tracks,
Across the tracks and the name of the place is you like it like that, #
(Clip of a parakeet fluttering inside a birdcage.)
# You like it like that, you like it like that, you like it like that,
And the name of the band is the
Twistelettes, Twistelettes, Twistelettes, Twistelettes, #
(Clip of Destiny comforting Shoko.)
# Twistelettes, Twistelettes, Twistelettes, Twistelettes
Baby calm down, better calm down,
In the night, in the eye of the forest #
(Clip of Trinity celebrating after War Games.)
# There's a mare black and shining with yellow hair,
I put my fingers through her silken hair and found a stair,
I didn't waste time, I just walked right up and saw that #
(Clip of Pagan's farewell speech.)
#up there -- there is a sea
up there -- there is a sea
up there -- there is a sea
the sea's the possibility #
(Clip of Mr. Shhh walking to ringside with the Gangstas at Ides of March.)
# There is no land but the land (up there is just a sea of possibilities)
There is no sea but the sea (up there is a wall of possibilities)
There is no keeper but the key (up there there are several walls of possibilities) #
(Clip of Mr. Shhh being beaten in the aisle by Equalizer and the Living Dead.)
# Except for one who seizes possibilities, one who seizes possibilities. (up there)
I seize the first possibility, is the sea around me #
(Clip of Mr. Shhh, McKenzie and Sandman attacking Equalizer in the parking lot.)
# I was standing there with my legs spread like a sailor (in a sea of possibilities)
I felt his hand on my knee (on the screen) #
(Clip of Bacon hitting Equalizer with a sl;edgehammer as Shhh and Sandman look on.)
# And I looked at Johnny and handed him a branch of cold flame (in the heart of man)
The waves were coming in like Arabian stallions
Gradually lapping into sea horses #
(Clip of Brian Christian and David Storm.)
# He picked up the blade and he pressed it against his smooth throat (the spoon)
And let it deep in (the veins)
Dip in to the sea, to the sea of possibilities #
(Clip of the camera, focusing on Pagan in the crowd.)
# cIt started hardening. Dip in to the sea, to the sea of possibilities
It started hardening in my hand
And I felt the arrows of desire #
(Clip of Mr. Shhh and Pagan brawling before SWF Around the World.)
# I put my hand inside his cranium, oh we had such a brainiac-amour
But no more, no more, I gotta move from my mind to the area
(go Rimbaud go Rimbaud go Rimbaud) #
(Clip of a comet streaking across the sky.)
# And go Johnny go and do the watusi,
Yeah do the watusi, do the watusi ... #
(Clip of Biggie Z spitting on Mr. Shhh.)
# Shined open coiled snakes white and shiny twirling and encircling
Our lives are now entwined, we will fall yes we're together twining #
(Clip of the wild melee at the end of SWF Slaughterhouse.)
# Your nerves, your mane of the black shining horse
And my fingers all entwined through the air,
I could feel it, it was the hair going through my fingers, #
(Clip of Pagan opening the circle before a match.)
# (I feel it I feel it I feel it I feel it)
The hairs were like wires going through my body
I I that's how I that's how I...I died #
(Clip of Mr. Jones and Mr. Smith removing Mr. Shhh's shoulder holster and guns before a match.)
# (at that Tower of Babel they knew what they were after)
(they knew what they were after) [Everything on the current] moved up #
(Clip of ground zero at an atomic test site as the devastation sweeps over the land.)
# I tried to stop it, but it was too warm, too unbelievably smooth,
Like playing in the sea, in the sea of possibility, the possibility... #
(Cut back to Destiny, tossing and turning.)
In the sheets there was a man dancing around to the simple Rock & roll song
(We seee a flock of horses thunder by as the song ends.)
(Destiny's eyes open. Rigor and Mortis are standing over her with concerned looks. Destiny
smiles and looks at the TV, with displays only static.)
Destiny: The time is near.
Chip: Triumphant Tuesday is NEXT!
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(An overhead shot of a wrestling ring in the middle of a vacant parking lot in a big city.
Night time. The opening bars of "The Extremist" by Joe Satriani play as we see shadowy figures
approach the ring from all sides. There is an explosion, near the ring, increasing the amount
of available light...
And we see the faces of the wrestlers. Jagged Edge and Shae Smith approach the ring as we
see an image of Edge executing the Shattered Dreams on Carey Stone projected on the building
behind him. Doug Bacon wanders in through the parked cars, as Paul von Braun runs alongside him,
holding a case of beer. We see an image of Bacon executing the Fried Bacon on Eric Wright
projected on the building behind him.
Sandman walks in, waving his pitchfork and accompanied by Michelle. We see a shot of Sandman
knocking Lethal off the ladder projected on the building next to him. Mr. Meteorite #69
walks in from a nearby alley. We see an image of Moon Dog hitting the D-Dog-T on Billy Talent
projected on the wall above him.
A shot of the ground near the ring. The Living Dead emerge through the soil, as a shot of them
hitting the Autopsy on the Westside Ridas is projected on the ground next to them. We see Rock
'n Roll Animal standing atop a building, as an image of the Animal hitting a frog splash on Sean
Slade plays beneath him.
An ice cream truck pulls up and God's Tears emerges from the back, as a shot of GT applying
the Hurt on Death Angel is projected on the side of the truck. A stretch limo pulls right up
to ringside. We look in the back and see Mr. Shhh and the Men in Black watching a videotape of
Shhh hitting the Peacemaker on Akira the Samurai.
Cut to an overhead shot of the ring, with the SWF wrestlers approaching from all sides. As
they are all about to enter, we see a burst of fireworks, then the Triumphant Tuesday logo,
followed by another burst of fireworks, which dissolves to...)
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(The inside of a packed arena. There are screaming fans and fireworks going off around the ring
and along the rampway. The graphic reads:
"LIVE! St. Lucie County Civic Center
Fort Pierce, Florida".
The camera pans the crowd, lingering on some of the unique signs there: "I need WrestleNews!"
"Here, lizard, lizard, lizard", "Canuck is having fun, eh?", "GT: Drink one for me!", "Quote the
Pagen, nevermore", "Bring back Tuk Tuk!", and three men in black bodysuits and masks unveiling
a banner with the caption "WE'RE the MIA's!".)
Chip: Welcome, everyone, to Fort Myers, Florida!
(Shots a bouncy young woman in a Sandman shirt.)
Chip: Welcome to the St. Lucie County Civic Center!
(Shot of SWF suits Brian Frenck and Pat McNeill, who are sitting in the front row. Frenck is
wearing a tie-dyed SWF Beach Brawl T-shirt. McNeill is wearing a Washington Capitals T-shirt.
Three SWF security guards are seated next to Frenck.)
Chip: Welcome to Triumphant Tuesday!
(The angle pans down to the announce desk, where we see Chip Collins, wearing an SWF blazer and
a red power tie, next to "The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen, wearing a Phillies baseball cap, and a
T-shirt that says "Last Seinfeld...yadda yadda yadda...it sucked".)
Chip: I'm Chip Collins, along with the man wrestling fans love to love...
Fool: ..."The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen! Say, Chip, question for you...
Chip (reading the shirt): Yes?
Fool: What the hell was that opening all about?!
Chip: Our producer, Pat McNeill, is a big fan of the TV show "Millennium".
Fool: Well, I don't watch it, but it's probably better than the last Seinfeld.
Chip: Tonight is the wrestling return of Pagan, fans, and the atmosphere is electric, especially
since Pagan will be wrestling the SWF World Champion, Mr. Shhh!
Fool: Yeah. This ain't some crappy cable wrestling show where they give you three matches in
a hour, plus a main event featuring two guys just out of wrestling school. This is the
S-W-F'n-F, and don't you forget it.
Chip: Okay...We also have a incredible TV Title match as Headhunter defends the belt against
one-half of the World Tag Team Champions, Fatal Fury.
Fool: Let's see...Don't like the Revolution...Don't like Endless Fury...It's a tossup!
Chip: We'll also see "Wrasslin' Roundup", where Texas Pete welcomes the SWF Toughman Champ,
Sandman!
Fool: Maybe Texas Pete will get it with the pitchfork. Or maybe we can bring back ol' Mr. 69
for a command performance.
Chip: Doug Bacon will face Mortis from the Living Dead, and we'll get our first Triumphant
Tuesday look at The Saint!
Fool: Sheesh.
Chip: But we open us this program with tag team action. Let's take it up to the ring and join
Jeff Ayres!
(Jeff Ayres, in his rented tux, takes the mic.)
Jeff: Tonight's opening bout is set for one fall with a 30 minute time limit.
("Madman" by Silverchair plays as black-and-white footage of Madness fills the video wall.)
Jeff: Accompanied to the ring by their manager, Crazygirl, from parts unknown, at a total
combined weight of 524 pounds, the team of Insanity and Madman: MADNESS!
(Crazygirl and Madness come down the aisle, slapping hands with the fans. The crowd cheers them
on.)
Chip: We haven't seen Madness on this show for a while.
Fool: Thank goodness. The tag teams in this fed need to hold a survivor's party.
Jeff: And their opponents...
["Walking On The Sun" by Smashmouth starts to play.]
Jeff: At a total combined weight of 703 pounds...
Being led to the ring by Ziggy Mour, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, here is "Biggie Z"
Zack Adams! His tag team partner, from Jackson, Mississippi, Mr. Meteorite #69!
[Biggie Z, Mr. Meteorite and Ziggy emerge from the entrance and make their way to the
ring. The crowd gives a mixed reaction. They enter the ring
as the music dies down.]
Chip: Two of the all time great here in the SWF make their way to the ring.
Fool: So you're finally admitting that Meteorite is Moon Dog?
Chip: Chris Carroll is your referee, and we're about to get underway! It'll be Biggie Z against
Madman.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Biggie Z hits Madman with a powerslam.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Powerslam and a quick two count by the former International champ.
Fool (on the phone): Hello? Guido? I'd like to bet two G's against Madness.
(Biggie Z is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Biggie Z whips Madman into the ropes.
Biggie Z nails Madman with a punch.
Biggie Z hits Madman with a choke slam.
Biggie Z executes the Zack Attack on Madman.)
Fool: What do you mean, you can't take bets once the match starts?
Chip: Zack Attack!
(The crowd is responding to Biggie Z.
Biggie Z goes for the pin.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.)
Chip: Madman gets the shoulder up!
(Biggie Z hits a jack-knife power bomb on Madman.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is cheering on Biggie Z.
Madman whips Biggie Z into the ropes.
Biggie Z executes a powerslam on Madman.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Two near falls in a row!
Fool: Can I at least get in a bet against Giant Killer?
Chip: Pay attention!
(Biggie Z goes for a power bomb, but Madman counters it with a backdrop.
Madman whips Biggie Z into the ropes.
Madman and Biggie Z get hit with a double clothesline.
Madman throws Biggie Z out of the ring.
Madman goes through the ropes.
Madman executes a German suplex on Biggie Z.)
Chip: Suplex on the outside. Fans, we will stay with you for the Mr. Shhh-Pagan match for as
long as it takes tonight.
Fool: At least Madness should wrap up soon.
(Chris Carroll counts: 1.
Biggie Z goes for a punch, but Madman blocks it.
Madman reenters the ring.
Biggie Z follows him back in.
Madman nails Biggie Z with a fallaway slam.
Madman tags out to Insanity.
Madman hits Biggie Z with a DDT.
A small "Madman" chant is being started.)
Chip: DDT and a double team maneuver on the way.
Fool: Here we go!
(Insanity hits a flying kneedrop on Biggie Z.
Insanity is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Madman leaves the ring.
Insanity hits Biggie Z with a kneebreaker.
Insanity nails Biggie Z with a kneelift.
Insanity kicks Biggie Z.)
Chip: Also tonight, we will have a big announcement regarding next week's show!
Fool: What happened? Did Texas Pete get fired?
Chip: No.
(A small "Insanity" chant is being started.
Insanity kicks Biggie Z.
The crowd is responding to Insanity.
Insanity chops Biggie Z.
The crowd is responding to Insanity.
Biggie Z hits a jack-knife power bomb on Insanity.)
Chip: Jackknife!
Fool: Cover that man!
(Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
Biggie Z tags out to Mr. Meteorite #69.)
Chip: The big man tags in the even bigger Mr. Meteorite #69.
(Mr. Meteorite #69 and Biggie Z whip Insanity into the ropes.
They hit Insanity with a double fist to the midsection.
Mr. Meteorite #69 and Biggie Z hit Insanity with a double superplex.
Madman enters the ring and throws Biggie Z out of the ring.
The crowd is responding to Madman.)
Fool: If they're cheering for Madness, they're really starved for entertainment here in Florida.
Chip: They're just excited to be here with us on the SWF Reach the Beach Tour!
(Madman hits Mr. Meteorite #69 with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Insanity goes for a spinning DDT, but Mr. Meteorite #69 counters it with
a backdrop.
Madman enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Biggie Z places Insanity on the turnbuckle.)
Chip: Insanity's in trouble. Double team move coming up!
Fool: Splatter him!
(Biggie Z nails Insanity with a superplex.
Mr. Meteorite #69 hits Insanity with a flying headbutt.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is cheering on Mr. Meteorite #69.)
Chip: What a move for Biggie Z and Mr. Meteorite!
Fool: Pagan's flock.
Jeff: Here are your winners, in 2:34, the team of Mr. Meteorite #69 and Biggie Z, Zac Adams!
("Walking on the Sun" plays as Biggie and Meteorite celebrate.)
Chip: Call them Pagan's flock. Call them what you will, but that was a very impressive display
by Zack Adams and Mr. Meteorite. Here's the Sportin' Fool with the 1-800-COLLECT replay:
(Highlights of the match play.)
Fool: Zack Attack by ol' Biggie Z. Then both the meatheads follow up with a big double
superplex. Cap it all off with that superplex into a flying headbutt. Get the spatula. Your
winners are Biggie Z and Mr. Meteorite. Don't you dare call me collect.
Chip: Texas Pete is standing by in the aisle for an interview. Let's go to him.
TP: Would y'all please wahlcome the S-Dub Ya- F Toughman Champ-yun, Sandman!
["Enter Sandman" begins to play as Sandman emerges from the curtain. Michelle
is by his side wearing a sheer white gown. Sandman is holding his title
around his shoulder]
TP: Now, Sandman, how's it feel to be Tough Man Champ once again?
S: It feels good Pete. I have waited a long time to hold this title once
again.
TP: Do you thank the lovely Michelle for all the work she does gittin' you in shape?.
S: Well, Pete, I thank Michelle for a lot of things.
Fool: I'll bet.
TP: Whaddya think about that there Pay-gun feller comin' back?.
S: Well I think it's great that he is back in the league. Pagan and I
helped form Trinity and establish it.
Fool: Huh?
Chip: I thought Sandman was with Shhh.
TP: So, why is it that you two haven't been getting along lately?
S: Hey! Who said that Pagan and I didn't get along?
TP: Well, uh, on the Slaughterhouse for instance. You guys nearly went
at it. Then, there was the time that Pagan looked like he was going to
git you and you grabbed Michelle's hand and walked away.
S: Well Pagan and I are getting along fine. What Pagan has to realize
though, is that the SWF is not like it used to be. The SWF is different now
than when Pagan was here.
TP: Whaddya mean?
S: Well that's simply. The SWF is run by Shhh and I. When Pagan was here
Trinity ruled and he was a part of that. Now that Trinity is DEAD, Shhh and
I have taken over. Pagan has to realize that when he returned he started
off on the wrong foot.
TP: You mean by goin' after Mr. Shushy?
S: See, Pete your not as dumb as you look! Pagan and his friends continue to
taught Shhh. And everyone was to realize that if you mess with Shhh you
mess with me.
TP: So, you do got a problem with Pagan!
S: No Shhh has the problem with Pagan and Pagan continues to taught him
with his stupid friends. If Pagan were to approach Shhh one on one, the
Sandman wouldn't be there. See when Biggie, Biggie over there and that 69
guy shows up it's a different story. That means it 3 on 1. So you had
better believe that the Sandman will show up.
TP: Alright. Now on to the other stuff. What does Sandman plan on doing with
the Tough Man belt?
S: Well I want to hold it as long as possible. I will accept any challenges
that I feel are legit. If the wrestler has proven himself then hey! Why
shouldn't he get a shot or at least a non-title shot?
TP: So, do you have any opponents lined up?
S: Not right now, Pete. Sandman is relaxing at the moment.
TP: Okay. What do you think about this here Saint character?
S: Well lets just say that Shhh and I are very well connected and that
money in the SWF talks. We know exactly who it is. I still have to admit to
the fact that the person who started with this "Shhh fears the Saint" stuff
has got to be out of their mind.
TP: Why you say that?
S: Well, we have seen what Shhh can do. We have seen the World Champion
prove time and time again that he has what it takes. So how can he fear
someone that has proven nothing, other than having a big mouth.
TP: This last question is for Michelle.
Miss Michelle, will y'all be married soon?
M: Well Pete, that all depends on how things go this summer. Especially
with Sandman having so many guest appearances and all that kind of stuff.
Hopefully it is sooner than later.
TP: Ladies and gentlemen, The Sandman!
("Enter Sandman" plays as Sandman and Michelle walk off.)
Fool: That was weird. He didn't have anything bad to say about Pagan.
Chip: I know. He sounded very neutral. Fans, when we return, you'll see The Saint in action!
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Chip: We're back on the shores of the Atlantic Ocean in Fort Pierce, Florida, with more of
Triumphant Tuesday.
Fool: An actual beach. You've got to love it.
Chip: Jeff Ayres is standing by, as we're prepared to meet the mysterious Saint!
Jeff: This contest is set for one fall with a 30 minute time limit.
["For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica starts to play.]
Jeff: Introducing first, from Greenland, weighing in at 250lbs, The Giant Killer!!
[The Giant Killer and his cloaked bodyguards make their way to the ring to the cheers of the
crowd. Several fireworks are launched as Giant Killer enters the ring.]
Chip: The Giant Killer is one of the true veterans here in the SWF, and he will provide the
sternest test yet for The Saint.
Fool: That's not saying a whole hell of a lot.
[The music dies down and the theme from "The Saint" starts to play.]
Jeff: And his opponent, from Havanna, Cuba, weighing in at 240 pounds,
here is The Saint!!
[The masked man known as the Saint emerges from the entrance. The crowd
gives a mixed reaction, not being sure what to make of The Saint.]
Chip: Fool, this is our first look on Triumphant Tuesday at the mysterious man known as The
Saint. What are your impressions?
Fool: Oh, I know who the Saint is.
Chip: Chad Bray is your referee. Well, who is The Saint then?
(They lock up.
Giant Killer uses a slap on The Saint.
Giant Killer whips The Saint into the ropes.
The Saint hits Giant Killer with an elbow.
The Saint takes Giant Killer down with a bridging back suplex.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Near fall by The Saint.
Fool: I'll tell you who The Saint is...
(The crowd is cheering on The Saint.
The Saint uses a vertical suplex on Giant Killer.
The Saint whips Giant Killer into the ropes.
Giant Killer misses with a clothesline.
The Saint hits Giant Killer with a backdrop.
Giant Killer falls out of the ring.
Chad Bray counts: one, two, three, Giant Killer reenters the ring.)
Chip: Well?
Fool: It's easy. The Saint is the MIA!
(The Saint hits Giant Killer with a reverse neckbreaker.
The Saint is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Saint is going for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, in the ropes...)
Chip: Giant Killer just does get his foot under the ropes in time. How do you know that The
Saint is the MIA?
Fool: Think about it. They both started about the same time. They both wear masks. They're
both about the same size.
(The Saint goes for a backspin DDT, but Giant Killer counters it with
a belly-to-belly suplex.
Giant Killer is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Giant Killer uses a slap on The Saint.
Giant Killer goes for an inverted atomic drop, but The Saint blocks it.
The Saint goes for a vertical suplex, but Giant Killer blocks it.
Giant Killer places The Saint on the turnbuckle.
Giant Killer nails The Saint with a top-rope DDT.
Giant Killer is getting a good reaction from the crowd.)
Chip: Well then, who is the MIA?
Fool: The Saint is! I thought you were paying attention.
(Giant Killer places The Saint on the turnbuckle.
Giant Killer executes the Vengence on The Saint.
The crowd is really behind Giant Killer.
Giant Killer goes for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, thr... kickout.)
Chip: I thought Giant Killer had him, but The Saint kicked out of the Vengence!
Fool: The Saint's an experienced wrestler, Chipper.
Chip: How do you know that?
(Giant Killer nails The Saint with a powerslam.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.
There are lots of chants for Giant Killer.)
Fool: No, sir!
Chip: Big kickout for The Saint.
(Giant Killer runs into the ropes.
Giant Killer hits The Saint with an elbow.
Giant Killer is going for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
Fool: Denied!
Chip: "Denied"?
Fool: I'm trying out new material. Work with me.
(Giant Killer takes The Saint down with an inverted power bomb.
Giant Killer takes The Saint down with a DDT.
The crowd is going crazy.
Giant Killer uses a spinning power bomb on The Saint.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Fool: No soup for you!
Chip: Giant Killer keeping the pressure on. We haven't heard much from him lately, but he's
turning in quite an effort here on Triumphant Tuesday.
(Giant Killer has the crowd going wild.
Giant Killer nails The Saint with a dropkick.
Giant Killer whips The Saint into the turnbuckle.
Giant Killer hits a jack-knife power bomb on The Saint.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Giant Killer has the crowd going wild.)
Chip: And another near fall with the power bomb. Now's the moment when The Fool tells us all
about the Fool's Gold segment on the SWF Hotline...
Fool: 1-900-SWF-NEWS. $1.99 a minute. Kids, the longer you keep the phone out of your parents'
possession, the more of me you get to hear.
(Giant Killer attemps to place The Saint on the turnbuckle, but The Saint
blocks it.
Giant Killer puts The Saint in an armbar submission.
The Saint is struggling to reach the ropes.
Giant Killer lets go after 12 seconds.
Giant Killer uses a DDT on The Saint.
Giant Killer goes for a spinning power bomb, but The Saint counters it with
a bulldog headlock.
In turn, Giant Killer counters it with a back suplex.)
Fool: Tonight, I'll be talking about the rumors surrounding Trinity. Is Pagan taking over?
Is Hot Shot in charge? Or is there a new member coming in? 1-900-SWF-NEWS. Call or you'll
hate yourself.
(Giant Killer attemps to place The Saint on the turnbuckle, but The Saint
blocks it.
Giant Killer executes a powerslam on The Saint.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is giving Giant Killer a standing ovation.
Giant Killer hits The Saint with a running powerslam.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, in the ropes...)
Chip: That was close! Now, Fool, I thought you were in Trinity.
Fool: Still am. But with Equalizer hurt, I haven't heard anything.
(The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Giant Killer takes The Saint down with an inverted atomic drop.
The Saint goes for a piledriver, but Giant Killer counters it with a backdrop.
Giant Killer hits a belly-to-belly suplex on The Saint.
Giant Killer goes for a slap, but The Saint blocks it.
The Saint hits a gutwrench suplex on Giant Killer.)
Chip: Gutwrench suplex by the masked man. Here's the cover...
(Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Fool: Damn. This Saint is tough.
(The Saint punches Giant Killer.
The Saint hits Giant Killer.
The Saint has the crowd going wild.
Giant Killer hits The Saint with a brain buster.
The crowd is giving Giant Killer a standing ovation.
Giant Killer hits a backbreaker on The Saint.)
Chip: Backbreaker, and The Saint is in agony on the mat.
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
(Giant Killer flexes his muscles.
The chants for Giant Killer are deafening.
The Saint goes for a backspin DDT, but Giant Killer counters it with
a belly-to-belly suplex.
In turn, The Saint counters it with a facerake.
The Saint goes for a double underhook suplex, but Giant Killer counters it with
a backdrop.)
Chip: Big backdop as Giant Killer targets the back area of the Saint.
Fool: Looks like the sinner's ahead on points.
(The Saint gouges his eyes.
The crowd is going crazy.
He goes for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is behind The Saint all the way.)
Chip: He got him!
Fool: That wasn't very Saintly. But I liked it! Way to go!
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 5:30, The Saint!
("The Saint" plays as the Saint, holding his back with one arm, has his hand raised in victory
by Chad Bray.)
Chip: The Saint gets the victory, and each win brings him one step closer to a match with the
World Champion, Mr. Shhh.
Fool: I can't figure out what this MIA guy wants.
Chip: The Saint is NOT the MIA!
Fool: How do you know? Maybe you're in on it!
Chip: When we return on Triumphant Tuesday, we'll see "Beer Drinkin'" Doug Bacon against yet
another member of Trinity. Back after this.
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Chip: Triumphant Tuesday returns live from Fort Pierce, Florida.
Fool: Pro wrestling's highest rated show, each and every Tuesday night!
Chip: Fans, we know that Doug Bacon has been mowing through the SWF since his return like a
man possessed.
Fool: Shut up.
Chip: We know that the members of Trinity have each had a chance to avenge their fallen comrade,
and so far, they have each come up short.
Fool: I don't remember asking you, dammit.
Chip: Well, tonight Doug Bacon faces a final test in the form of Mortis. Let's go to the ring.
Jeff: This contest is set for one fall.
(Bon Jovi's "Sleep When I'm Dead"plays as the arena lights dim and are replaced by strobe
lights.)
Jeff: Introducing first, from Parts Unknown and weighing 256 pounds, one half of The Living
Dead, Mortis!
(Mortis pushes open the curtains and the crowd boos loudly. He walks to the ring.]
Chip: Can Mortis do what the other members of Trinity have failed to do, Fool?
Fool: Listen, Chip, show some respect. There's only two men in our sport who have the SWF Tag
Titles twice, and Mortis is one of them.
Jeff: And his opponent, being led to the ring by his manager, Paul Von Braun, from Sudbury,
Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 340 pounds, he is "Beer Drinkin'" Doug Bacon!!!!
[A heavy metal version of "99 Bottles" blares. Doug and Paul emerge from
the entrance. Tons of fireworks are launched behind him. The crowd is giving him a mixed
reaction. Doug and Paul make their way to the ring. Doug slaps hands
with a few fans that are wearing Doug Bacon or Underground shirts.)
Chip: Doug Bacon seems to be attracting more of a following each week as he continues his
quest to regain the SWF World Title.
Fool: Trinity will be back, Collins. Just you wait. One way or another, they'll be back.
Chip: Chris Carroll is your referee and...Oh My!
(Doug Bacon attacks Mortis before the bell.
The bell rings.
Doug Bacon whips Mortis into the ropes.
Mortis executes a flying clothesline on Doug Bacon.
Mortis uses a DDT on Doug Bacon.
The crowd is responding to Mortis.)
Chip: Big DDT! For our fans in the Washington, DC metropolitan area, tickets go on sale
this Friday at 10 AM for Triumphant Tuesday LIVE at the US Airways Arena in Landover,
Maryland on June 23rd.
Fool: That's right, Chip. And a special treat for you fans at the Arena box office. You'll get
to meet "Badass" Brian Christian and "Deadly" David Storm!
(Mortis uses a dropkick to the knee on Doug Bacon.
Mortis throws Doug Bacon out of the ring.
Mortis goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mortis whips Doug Bacon into the guardrail.
Chris Carroll counts: 1.
Mortis reenters the ring.)
Chip: Wait a minute. Storm & Christian don't work for the SWF!
Fool: They're working the ticket booth at the Arena. It's their day job.
(Doug Bacon follows him back in.
Mortis takes Doug Bacon down with a low blow.
Mortis chops Doug Bacon.
A small "Mortis" chant is being started.
Mortis hits Doug Bacon.
A small "Mortis" chant is being started.
Doug Bacon hits Mortis.
Doug Bacon chops Mortis.)
Chip: It's hard to believe that we still have two incredible matches to go tonight.
Fool: Lay off the hard sell. They're watching. Come on, Mortis!
(The crowd is cheering on Doug Bacon.
Doug Bacon throws Mortis out of the ring.
Doug Bacon goes through the ropes.
Doug Bacon is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Chris Carroll counts: 1.
Doug Bacon knocks Mortis into the ringsteps.
Doug Bacon knocks Mortis into the ringsteps.
Doug Bacon reenters the ring.)
Chip: Doug Bacon is battering Mortis outside the ring.
Fool: I just can't watch.
(Mortis follows him back in.
Mortis whips Doug Bacon into the ropes.
Mortis uses a kick to the midsection on Doug Bacon.
Mortis runs into the ropes.
Mortis uses a punch on Doug Bacon.
Mortis executes a faceslam on Doug Bacon.
Mortis goes for the Mortis Tortise, but he can't do it.)
Fool: No! He had him halfway up!
Chip: Bacon slipped out, and he grabs the arm.
(Doug Bacon counters it with an armbar submission.
The crowd is really behind Doug Bacon.
Mortis is struggling to reach the ropes.
Mortis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Doug Bacon puts Mortis in an armbar submission.
Mortis is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mortis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.)
Chip: Bacon now going to work on the left arm of Mortis.
Fool: Well, you can't make Mortis feel pain, 'cause he's already dead!
(Doug Bacon goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Mortis counters it with
a duck-down move.
Mortis runs into the ropes.
Doug Bacon hits Mortis with a kick.
Doug Bacon is going for the pin.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Doug Bacon goes for a short lariat, but Mortis blocks it.
Mortis runs into the ropes.
Doug Bacon goes for a spinning power bomb, but Mortis counters it with
a bulldog headlock.)
Chip: Bulldog from out of nowhere.
Fool: Cover him!
(Mortis is going for the pin.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip:So close!
Fool: Aaaaauuuuggghhh!
(Mortis whips Doug Bacon into the ropes.
Doug Bacon hits Mortis with a clothesline.
Mortis falls out of the ring.
Doug Bacon goes through the ropes.
Doug Bacon knocks Mortis into the ringpost.
The crowd is really behind Doug Bacon.
Chris Carroll counts: 1.
Mortis is busted wide open.)
Chip: For a dead guy, he sure bleeds a lot...
Fool: Just shut the hell up.
(Doug Bacon whips Mortis into the guardrail.
Doug Bacon goes for a backdrop driver, but Mortis counters it with a facerake.
Chris Carroll counts: 2.
Mortis reenters the ring.
Doug Bacon follows him back in.
Mortis hits Doug Bacon.
There's a small reaction to Mortis.
Mortis hits Doug Bacon.)
Chip: The action coms back into the ring.
Fool: Well, that MIGHT be good for Mortis...
(A small "Mortis" chant is being started.
Mortis executes a bulldog headlock on Doug Bacon.
Mortis goes for a DDT, but Doug Bacon blocks it.
Doug Bacon hits Mortis.
Doug Bacon chops Mortis.
Mortis punches Doug Bacon.)
Chip: Looking at Doug Bacon, I have to wonder if Mr. Shhh is really ready to face this man on
June 7th on the beach at Nags Head, North Carolina.
Fool: Another cheap plug from the master.
(Doug Bacon hits Mortis.
The crowd is cheering on Doug Bacon.
Mortis chops Doug Bacon.
The crowd is responding to Mortis.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
(Mortis hits Doug Bacon with a handspring elbow.
A small "Mortis" chant is being started.
Mortis takes Doug Bacon down with a DDT.
Mortis is going for the pin.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mortis complains about a slow count.)
Chip: Nice offensive move by Mortis as baocn does get the shoulder up.
Fool: He's got him. I can feel it.
(Doug Bacon uses a brain buster on Mortis.
Doug Bacon places Mortis on the turnbuckle.
Doug Bacon executes the Fried Bacon on Mortis.
Doug Bacon has the crowd going wild.
Doug Bacon goes for the pin.)
Fool: Don't say a word, Chip.
Chip: Fried Baacon! the cover!
(Chris Carroll counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.)
Fool: He kicked out! Hot freakin' damn!
Chip: Mortis still has some...life...left in him!
(Doug Bacon hits Mortis with a power bomb.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Another near fall and Bacon is frustrated.
Fool: Come on, Carroll! Be ready, in case Shhh and those guys interfere again.
(Doug Bacon whips Mortis into the turnbuckle.
Doug Bacon catches Mortis in a chokehold.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, three.
Doug Bacon hits a chop on Mortis.
Doug Bacon nails Mortis with an elbowsmash.
Mortis is bleeding profusely.)
Chip: Mortis has taken a lot of punishment, but he's still a tough man to beat.
Fool: Can you imagine if he comes back to pin Bacon?
Chip: No. I can't.
(Doug Bacon goes for a Russian legsweep, but Mortis counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Doug Bacon hits a Northern Lights suplex on Mortis.
Chris Carroll counts: One, kickout.
Doug Bacon has the crowd going wild.
Doug Bacon nails Mortis with a short lariat.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, in the ropes...)
Chip: Bacon had him too close to the ropes that time.
Fool: Bacon's been getting all cocky about Trinity. He'll realize soon that Trinity's no joke.
(The crowd is behind Doug Bacon all the way.
Doug Bacon goes over to his corner and chugs down a beer.
The crowd is behind Doug Bacon all the way.
Doug Bacon puts Mortis in a surfboard.
Doug Bacon's shoulders are on the mat.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Bacon nearly pinned himself there!
Fool: He'll never get Mortis to submit...I hope.
(Mortis tries to escape the hold.
Mortis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Doug Bacon kicks Mortis.
The chants for Doug Bacon are deafening.
Doug Bacon chops Mortis.
The crowd is behind Doug Bacon all the way.
Mortis chops Doug Bacon.
There are lots of chants for Mortis.)
Chip: Back and forth it goes. Both these men, while they look unorthodox, have a fine
reportoire of amateur moves and submission holds.
Fool: More importantly, they both make guys bleed.
(Doug Bacon chops Mortis.
The chants for Doug Bacon are deafening.
Mortis hits Doug Bacon.
There are lots of chants for Mortis.
Mortis goes for a DDT, but Doug Bacon blocks it.
Doug Bacon executes an elbowsmash on Mortis.
Doug Bacon goes for a Russian legsweep, but Mortis counters it with
an elbowsmash.)
Chip: I'd have to say Bacon has the advantage, since Mortis is primarily a tag team wrestler.
Fool: Bite your tongue. Mortis is tough. He already kicked out of the Fried Bacon.
(Mortis goes for a spinebuster slam, but Doug Bacon counters it with a kneelift.
In turn, Mortis counters it with a side step.
Mortis puts Doug Bacon in a spinning toe hold.
Doug Bacon is struggling to reach the ropes.
Doug Bacon reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Mortis poses for the crowd.
Mortis is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Mortis uses a springboard rana on Doug Bacon.)
Chip: A high risk maneuver by Trinity's daredevil, and it worked.
Fool: Why the hell not?
(Mortis throws Doug Bacon out of the ring.
Chris Carroll counts: one, two, Doug Bacon reenters the ring.
Mortis executes a superkick on Doug Bacon.
Mortis hits Doug Bacon with a handspring elbow.
There are lots of chants for Mortis.
Mortis is going for the pin.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Mortis seems to be getting his second wind here.
Fool: Let's see the ol' Mortis Tortoise again.
(Mortis goes for a punch, but Doug Bacon blocks it.
Doug Bacon takes Mortis down with a short lariat.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, in the ropes...)
Chip: Oh! That was close.
Fool: Uh, oh.
(Doug Bacon attemps to place Mortis on the turnbuckle, but Mortis blocks it.
Doug Bacon punches Mortis.
Doug Bacon hits Mortis.
Doug Bacon kicks Mortis.
Doug Bacon uses a short lariat on Mortis.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, three.)
Chip: He got him! Bacon wins again.
Fool: Well, crap.
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 8:19, Doug Bacon!
("99 Bottles of Beer" begins to play as Paul von Braun hands Doug Bacon a beer. Suddenly, the
lights flicker and go out, as the music stops.)
Fool: What's going on?
Chip: Hold on, fans, we're having some technical problems.
(The lights flicker on briefly, enough for us to see that someone's in
the middle of the ring, behind Doug Bacon.)
Chip: It's the MIA!
Fool: No, it's not! This guy is huge.
(The man in the black outfit and mask, who is nearly the size of the massive Doug Bacon, turns him
around and sets him up for a reverse neckbreaker as the crowd screams.)
Chip: He's got Bacon!
(The lights go back out.)
Fool: Okay. Now I'm pissed.
(The sound of breaking glass is heard.)
Chip: There's a fight going on in the ring!
Fool: Who are you, the Amazing Kreskin?
(The lights suddenly come on. Doug Bacon is lying in the ring, surrounded by broken glass and beer.
We see the large masked man making his escape through the crowd. Sandman is emerging from the
curtains, but he is too far to have a shot at catching him.)
Chip: Who was that masked man?
Fool: I don't know, kemosabe.
(The camera gets a close shot of Bacon, who is holding his head and struggling to get to his feet. There
is an index card lyhing next to him, with the word "M.I.A." scrawled on it in black magic marker. Paul
von Braun is trhing to help Bacon up.)
Chip: Who was it? That guy was almost as big as Doug Bacon, if not as big!
Fool: I don't know. I thought there was just one guy in black pajamas. It might even be another impostor! Why attack Bacon?
Chip: We'll try to sort through all this. Sandman is coming to help Doug Bacon, and he's waving Texas
Pete away.
Fool: So much for Wrasslin' Roundup. That was better anyway.
Chip: We'll get the ring cleared and fans, when we return, we'll see the SWF TV Title on the line! Don't
you go away!
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Chip: We're live in the St. Lucie County Civic Center in Fort Pierce, and this is Triumphant
Tuesday.
Fool: Susan Lucci County? No wonder all these people are losers.
Chip: I'll pretend I didn't hear that. Tim, the last time we saw Headhunter battle Fatal Fury,
it was at Birthday Blast in the finals of the TV Title Tournament. Tonight is their big
rematch.
Fool: These guys just don't like each other. This should be fun.
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall with a ten minute time
limit, and it is for the SWF Television Title!
[The fans cheer as "...And Justice For All" by Metallica starts to play.]
Jeff: Introducing first, the challenger! From Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 294
pounds, here is one half of the SWF Tag Team Champions, Fatal Fury!!
[Fatal Fury emerges from the entrance and stands on the platform as
fireworks are launched. He then makes his way down to the ring as the
crowd continues to cheer.]
Chip: The fans will probably be closely divided.
Fool: Headhunter's had a nice little run here, but it's tough to defend that belt every week.
["Staying Alive" by Wyclef Jean starts to play as the Revolution logo fills the video wall.]
Jeff: And his opponent, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 252
pounds, here is the SWF Television Champion, The Headhunter!!
[Headhunter walks out through the entrance as red and silver fireworks are launched.
He continues to keep on walking on down the aisle into the ring. The crowd, for the most part,
cheers.]
Chip: These two have fought on several occasions. They know each other's moves inside and out.
Ryan Wilson is your referee...
Fool: Fat ass.
Chip: And we're underway!
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Fatal Fury goes for a lariat, but The Headhunter counters it with
an armbar submission.
Fatal Fury reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Headhunter goes for a fisherman suplex, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury hits The Headhunter with a Tombstone.
Fatal Fury is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Fatal Fury goes for a running powerslam, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter goes for a European uppercut, but Fatal Fury blocks it.)
Chip: The challenger has the early advantage here.
Fool: He's bigger than Double H. But he's been doing a lot of tag team work. That'll mess
you up.
(Fatal Fury whips The Headhunter into the ropes.
The Headhunter misses with a kick.
Fatal Fury misses with a clothesline.
The Headhunter hits a dropkick on Fatal Fury.
The Headhunter hits a spinebuster slam on Fatal Fury.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.
The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd.)
Chip: A near fall right there by Headhunter!
Fool: These two have been taunting each other all week.
(The Headhunter goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury runs into the ropes.
Fatal Fury hits The Headhunter with a clothesline.
The Headhunter falls out of the ring.
Ryan Wilson counts: one, two, three, four, five, The Headhunter
reenters the ring.
Fatal Fury whips The Headhunter into the turnbuckle.
Fatal Fury locks The Headhunter in a cobra clutch.
The Headhunter is struggling to reach the ropes.)
Chip: We want to remind you not to miss a single exciting moment of SWF television this week.
SWF Around the World will bring you The Saint against Panzer Sturm. Check your local listings.
(The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Fatal Fury goes for a running powerslam, but The Headhunter counters it with
an inside cradle.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.
The Headhunter takes Fatal Fury down with an elbowsmash.
The Headhunter attemps to place Fatal Fury on the turnbuckle, but Fatal Fury
blocks it.
The Headhunter throws Fatal Fury out of the ring.
Ryan Wilson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Fatal Fury
reenters the ring.)
Fool: This is the part where I'm supposed to plug Slaughterhouse. I don't know who's on it,
but they'll have blood and barbed wire and tables. Check your local listings.
(The Headhunter executes a kick to the head on Fatal Fury.
The Headhunter runs into the ropes.
The Headhunter hits Fatal Fury with a kick.
The Headhunter executes a front-layout superplex on Fatal Fury.
The Headhunter uses a double underhook piledriver on Fatal Fury.
The Headhunter goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury whips The Headhunter into the ropes.
The Headhunter goes for a faceslam, but Fatal Fury blocks it.)
Chip: Two big counter moves in arow by Fatal Fury.
Fool: There's a lot of respect here between these two, but they have to remember that this is
only a ten minute time limit.
(Fatal Fury hits a choke slam on The Headhunter.
Fatal Fury executes a powerslam on The Headhunter.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is cheering on Fatal Fury.)
Chip: We were half a count away from a new TV champion!
(Fatal Fury goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter whips Fatal Fury into the turnbuckle.
Fatal Fury comes back and rocks The Headhunter with a Steinerline.
Fatal Fury locks The Headhunter in a double chickenwing submission.
The Headhunter breaks the hold after 10 seconds.
The Headhunter executes a fisherman suplex on Fatal Fury.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is responding to The Headhunter.)
Chip: Fisherman's suplex off a reversal!
Fool: That time it was Hunter who almost gets the pin.
(The Headhunter hits Fatal Fury with a Big Leg Drop.
The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Headhunter hits Fatal Fury with a frog splash.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: No! Two count only, but Double H is in control.
Fool: He wants The Hit!
(The Headhunter goes for a dropkick, but Fatal Fury counters it with a side step.
Fatal Fury goes for a choke slam, but The Headhunter counters it with
an elbowsmash.
The Headhunter hits Fatal Fury with a DDT.
The crowd is responding to The Headhunter.
The Headhunter places Fatal Fury on the turnbuckle.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 5 minutes remaining.
(The Headhunter nails Fatal Fury with a belly-to-back superplex.
The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter.
The Headhunter nails Fatal Fury with a jawbreaker.
The Headhunter goes for the Hit, but Fatal Fury counters it with a side step.)
Chip: Big counter by Fury!
Fool: That would have been it. Fury saw that superkick coming.
(Fatal Fury hits The Headhunter with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker.
Fatal Fury whips The Headhunter into the ropes, but The Headhunter reverses it.
The Headhunter hits Fatal Fury with a backdrop.
The Headhunter hits a jumping neck snap on Fatal Fury.
The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter.
The Headhunter hits a piledriver on Fatal Fury.
The crowd is really behind The Headhunter.
The Headhunter hits a Frankensteiner on Fatal Fury.)
Chip: Cover by Hunter!
(Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Fool: This is getting interesting.
(The crowd is really behind The Headhunter.
The Headhunter hits Fatal Fury with a piledriver.
The crowd is going crazy.
The Headhunter attemps to place Fatal Fury on the turnbuckle, but Fatal Fury
blocks it.
The Headhunter whips Fatal Fury into the ropes, but Fatal Fury reverses it.
Fatal Fury misses with a clothesline.)
Chip: Duck under by Hunter.
Fool: Duck under by Fury.
(The Headhunter misses with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury catches The Headhunter in a chokehold.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, three, four.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, three, four.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, three, four.
Fatal Fury goes for a chokehold, but The Headhunter counters it with a facerake.)
Fool: That wasn't smart. Fury came very close to getting disqualified.
Chip: And Headhunter is upset! He's throwing lefts and rights.
(The Headhunter punches Fatal Fury.
The Headhunter has the crowd going wild.
The Headhunter punches Fatal Fury.
The crowd is really behind The Headhunter.
Fatal Fury kicks The Headhunter.
Fatal Fury is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Fatal Fury hits The Headhunter.
Fatal Fury puts The Headhunter in a double chickenwing submission.)
Chip: Double chickenwing! Double H will have to break the hold or ride it out.
Fool: The match has two more minutes. He can't ride it out.
(The Headhunter tries to escape the hold.
The Headhunter is inching his way towards the ropes.
The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.)
Chip: Headhunter makes it to the ropes.
Fool: Fatal's got him by the neck! He's going for mortality points.
(Fatal Fury puts The Headhunter in a hangman.
The Headhunter is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Headhunter breaks the hold with a flip after 6 seconds.
Fatal Fury whips The Headhunter into the ropes.
Fatal Fury hits The Headhunter with a kick.
Fatal Fury hits The Headhunter with an inverted power bomb.
The crowd is responding to Fatal Fury.)
Chip: Headhunter is down!
Fool: Fury should have gone for the pin there. Intead, he's whipping
him into the ropes.
(Fatal Fury whips The Headhunter into the ropes.
Fatal Fury catches The Headhunter in a sleeperhold.
The Headhunter is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Fatal Fury gets a front facelock on The Headhunter.
The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Fatal Fury hits a reverse neckbreaker on The Headhunter.
The crowd is cheering on Fatal Fury.)
Chip: It's been all Fatal Fury here in the past minute.
Fool: If he hits the Furious Fall, the title changes hands.
(Fatal Fury takes The Headhunter down with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury executes an elbowsmash on The Headhunter.
Fatal Fury nails The Headhunter with an inverted power bomb.
Fatal Fury hits The Headhunter with a Big Leg Drop.
The crowd is responding to Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury nails The Headhunter with a backbreaker.)
Chip: We're under a minute to go!
Fool: How much longer can Hunter hold on?
(Fatal Fury runs into the ropes.
The Headhunter takes Fatal Fury down with a dropkick.
The Headhunter hits a DDT on Fatal Fury.
The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter.)
Chip: DDT! Can Hunter follow it up?
(The Headhunter attemps to place Fatal Fury on the turnbuckle, but Fatal Fury
blocks it.
The Headhunter takes Fatal Fury down with a swinging neckbreaker.
The Headhunter hits a DDT on Fatal Fury.
There are lots of chants for The Headhunter.
The bell rings. The time limit has expired.)
Fool: That's it! We're coming back next week!
Chip: What a great match that was.
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, the time limit has expired. This match is A DRAW!
Chip: Well, it's great to see...LOOK OUT!
(Headhunter is attacking from behind by a man in a black outfit, who has come out of the crowd.
We see Chico and El Cholo of the Kold Blooded Killaz hopping the rail.)
Fool: It's the MIA! The MIA's are attacking Headhunter.
(The average sized MIA has Headhunter down. He picks him up and hooks both arms, hitiing him
with a double underhook piledriver.)
Chip: Execution!
(The KBK are in the ring with Baby Girl, looking on. Fatal Fury has moved off to a corner.
The MIA guy picks Headhunter up and executes the D-Dog-T on the turnbuckle.)
Chip: Who is this guy? What business does he have attacking Headhunter after the grueling
match these two men have been through.
Fool: No one else from Revoilution is here tonight, Collins. We might need extra satellite
time to cover the whole beating.
(The masked man executes the Miracle on Headhunter.)
Chip: He's using the finishing moves of other SWF wrestlers. I think he's mocking them all.
(The masked man hits the Saintplex.)
Fool: Saintplex! I knew it! It's the Saint!
(Headhunter is town. The masked man looks like he's setting up for the Boston Crab, then
turns Hunter over for a very sloppy version of the...)
Chip: Drunken Rage! He's trying to use the Drunken Rage!
Fool: The MIA's have taken over this show, Chipper.
(Cholo grabs the microphone.)
Cholo:"Yea...{pauses} I've already done this already, here Chico, you tell
'em..."{hands the microphone over to Chico}
Chico{holding a bottle of Corona}:"Have no fear, the Chico's here. Well,
recently, some foo's been tryin' to call himself M.I.A. You don't do that. We
don't tolerate that s*beep*. Whoever you are, we will find you,{drinks} and
you will get your ass beatdown, like everyone else. You can't hide from the
M.I.A. And you know that foo' that attacked Bacon!? Say hello to our leader.
Chip: So the big masked man we saw earlier IS the leader of the MIA's.
(Well, our homie here wants to say some thing, so without further ado...{hands
the microphone to the masked man, who let's go of Headhunter.}
masked man:"Who was it attacking God's Tears and Pho on Slaughterhouse!? It
was not me. I don't need a weapon. A coward uses a weapon. You can pretend,
but you will never be one of us. A pretender, how flattering, and yet, how
stupid. You people may ask,"How do we know that it wasn't me you were watching
on that Slaughterhouse attacking Pho and God's Tears!?!?!"
Fool: Good question.
(The masked picks Headhunter up and hits him with the Tiger Claw Heart Punch. The crowd goes
wild.)
Chip: Tiger Claw! Tom Pho's move!
Masked Man: How do I know!?!?!?!?! {He takes off his mask to reveal Tom Pho. The crowd is
silenced and shocked.}
Fool: Tom Pho IS the MIA! Oh, my God!
Pho: Well, why the hell would I f*beep*in' attack myself!?!?!?! It would be pretty hard,
wouldn't it!?! Why are all of you punks so quiet!?!?!?! Are you shocked!?!?
Good. That's all I needed to hear.{turns to HH} Well, Headhunter, you found
out the third member. You got two more to go.
{Pho laughs, and begins to walk away, HH gets up and lunges at them. He nails Chico with a
solid right hand, and goes for the Hit on Pho. Cholo's there to knock him down with a
clothesline. Chico grabs the microphone}
Chico:"Oh s*beep*, now you've done it, we weren't going to do anything to you,
but you asked for it.{smashes the corona bottle over HH's head} S*beep* man,
we didn't want to do this to you, but you put this upon yourself.
(Baby Girl jumps on top of Hedhunter and slaps him.)
BG: You a[bleep]hole!
Cholo:"Oh, damn...{shakes his head} I don't know what to say."{Pho and Chico
drag her off of Headhunter} Damn. {Chico grabs the microphone.}
Chico: Do any of you have a problem with this!?!? Well, deal with it, cause
the M.I.A.'s here!!!!!
{They all leave the ring. Cholo stands on HH's chest for a while and looks around. He starts
jumping up and down on Headhunter. Then he turns to Fatal Fury and shoots his head up, almost
saying like "What's up?". Fury returns the gesture. The MIA's leave.)
Chip: They've attacked Doug Bacon. They've run the Birds of Prey out. They attacked
Headhunter. Why? There's no rhyme or reason to any of this!
(Fury stands in the ring, holding the T.V. title belt and standing over Headhunter. He smiles,
then drops the belt beside Headhunter and leaves.)
Fool: I'm impressed! These MIA's have obviously been planning this for a long time. Now I
can actually cheer for Tom Pho!
Chip: As wild as this has been, we are just moments away from Mr. Shhh vs. Pagan. And we'll
be back right after this!
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Voiceover: Everyone's ready.
(Clip of Sandman waving his pitchfork.)
Voiceover: The bags are packed.
(Clip of Kold Blooded Killaz hitting the Westside Connection on Madness.)
Voice: The cars are loaded.
(Clip of Sean McKenzie and Lady Jezebel passing out roses.)
Voice: The SWF is taking a roadtrip!
(A computer animated car with the SWF logo is rolling along a fake highway.)
Voice: It's the SWF "Reach the Beach" Tour! And it's coming to a city near
you!
(Clip of Mr. Meteorite #69 and Biggie Z walking down the aisle.)
Voice: It's the summer vacation YOU've been waiting for!
(Clip of Mr. Shhh hitting the Peacemaker, followed by the SWF logo.)
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Chip: Welcome back to Triumphant Tuesday, and I guess we're right in the
middle of the "Reach the Beach" tour.
Fool: On June 7th, we're havin' a pay-per-view ON the beach.
Chip: This has been one of the wildest Triumphant Tuesday's ever. And it's not over yet.
Let's take it up to Jeff Ayres.
Jeff: The following match is set for one fall. It is a non-title match, and it is our MAIN
EVENT!
(The crowd roars.)
Jeff: Introducing first, from New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 246 pounds, here is
Pagan!!
[The lights dim, smoke fills the arena, and Pagan steps out to the sound
of "Death Wish" by Christian Death. Upon entering the ring, Pagan lights
a circle of candles and stands in the center. Taking a small dagger into
his right hand, he slowly moves clockwise to open the circle. The crowd boos loudly.]
Jeff: And his opponent!
("Money" by Pink Floyd begins to play. The crowd gives a mixed reaction.)
Jeff: Accompanied to the ring by Mr. Smith and Mr. Jones, and weighing 240 pounds.
From New York City, he is the SWF World Champion, Mr. Shhh!
Chip: The fans are cheering the SWF World Champion!
Fool: I don't think they like Shhh. I think they hate Pagan.
(Mr. Shhh walks very slowly and calmly toward the ring with his two bodyguards, Mr. Jones and
Mr. Smith. White fireworks go off in the background, making a sound like gunfire.
The bodyguards help Mr. Shhh out of his trenchcoat.)
Chip: Your referee is Chad Bray. We will bring you this match in its entirety, no matter
what happens.
Fool: Let's get it on!
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Pagan throws Mr. Shhh out of the ring.
Chad Bray counts: one, two, three, four, five, Mr. Shhh reenters the ring.
Pagan hits Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is cheering on Pagan.
Pagan chops Mr. Shhh.
There are lots of chants for Pagan.
Mr. Shhh punches Pagan.)
Chip: Back and forth in the early going. We are less than three weeks away from SWF Beach
Brawl, live and on pay-per-view from the beach at Nags Head, North Carolina.
Fool: You're takin' me to Brew Thru, right?
Chip: Oh hell, yeah.
(A small "Mr. Shhh" chant is being started.
Mr. Shhh hits Pagan.
The crowd is responding to Mr. Shhh.
Pagan chops Mr. Shhh.
Pagan kicks Mr. Shhh.
There are lots of chants for Pagan.
Pagan kicks Mr. Shhh.
There are lots of chants for Pagan.)
Fool: Pagan looks sharp. I thought he'd be rusty.
Chip: We know he's been wrestling in Japan in recent months, and he's setting up for a
piledriver.
(Pagan goes for a piledriver, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh catches Pagan in a sleeperhold.
Pagan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Mr. Shhh takes Pagan down with a backbreaker.
Mr. Shhh hits Pagan with a kick to the head.
Mr. Shhh goes for the Peacemaker, but Pagan counters it with a low blow.)
Fool: Ow! My liver! My liver!
Chip: Desperation move by the former American champion...Wait, I'm being handed a note.
Fool: Lemme see...
(Pagan goes for a Tombstone, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh hits Pagan.
Pagan kicks Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh hits Pagan.
Mr. Shhh is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Mr. Shhh chops Pagan.
Mr. Shhh is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Mr. Shhh nails Pagan with a low blow.)
Chip: Oh! A low blow right back from Mr. Shhh. This hasn't been a wrestling match. It's
been a brawl so far!
Fool: Chip, have you read this?
(Mr. Shhh goes for a Tombstone, but Pagan blocks it.
Pagan takes Mr. Shhh down with a single-leg takedown.
Pagan goes for a Japanese armdrag takedown, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Mr. Shhh executes a double underhook piledriver on Pagan.
Mr. Shhh whips Pagan into the ropes, but Pagan reverses it.
Mr. Shhh uses a punch on Pagan.
Mr. Shhh kicks Pagan.
There are lots of chants for Mr. Shhh.)
Fool: The note's from Brian Frenck and Pat McNeill. We're having a cage match next week here
on Triumphant Tuesday!
Chip: You're kidding!
(Mr. Shhh chops Pagan.
Pagan kicks Mr. Shhh.
Pagan chops Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is cheering on Pagan.
Pagan hits Mr. Shhh.
Pagan goes for a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
an enzuilariato.
Mr. Shhh executes a dragon suplex on Pagan.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Dragon suplex and a near fall for the World Champ.
Fool: It gets better. It's Mr. Shhh against The Saint in the steel cage next week!
Chip: Give me that note!
(Mr. Shhh goes for a bodyslam, but Pagan counters it with an elbowsmash.
Pagan runs into the ropes.
Pagan goes for a swinging punch, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh gets a sleeperhold on Pagan.
Pagan is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Pagan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.)
Chip: Pagan makes it to the ropes. The Fool's telling the truth. We will see a steel cage
match right here next week on Triumphnat Tuesday! A non-title match featuring Mr. Shhh and
The Saint.
Fool: That's what being the champ means. Everybody wants some.
(Pagan runs into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh hits Pagan with a backdrop.
Mr. Shhh goes for a bow-and-arrow submission, but Pagan blocks it.
Pagan punches Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh kicks Pagan.
Mr. Shhh has the crowd going wild.)
Chip: How much can Mr. Shhh take? Pagan tonight. The Saint next week. Doug Bacon at Beach
Brawl. Where does it end?
Fool: It doesn't. That's why it's so tough to stay World Champion in the SWF.
(Pagan chops Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is really behind Pagan.
Pagan kicks Mr. Shhh.
Pagan goes for a spinebuster slam, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
The chants for Mr. Shhh are deafening.
Mr. Shhh executes a dropkick to the knee on Pagan.
Mr. Shhh whips Pagan into the ropes.
Pagan misses with a clothesline.)
Chip: Every week, I leave an arena wondering "how can we top this?" But we do! That's what
makes the SWF, in my opinion, the hottest promotion in wrestling today!
Fool: And we have the best announcers.
(Pagan misses with a clothesline.
Mr. Shhh misses with an elbow.
Mr. Shhh misses with a shoulderblock.
Pagan hits Mr. Shhh with a kick.
Pagan uses a Tombstone on Mr. Shhh.
Pagan attemps to place Mr. Shhh on the turnbuckle, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Pagan goes for the Final Judgement, but Mr. Shhh counters it with a sunset flip.)
Chip; Final Judge...No! Sunset flip!
Fool: He's making the cover!
(Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: He got the shoulder up! Pagan got the shoulder up!
Fool: Incredible move from the top rope! I thought Pagan had him locked for Final Judgment!
(Mr. Shhh kicks Pagan.
Mr. Shhh has the crowd going wild.
Mr. Shhh punches Pagan.
Pagan chops Mr. Shhh.
Pagan hits Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is really behind Pagan.)
Chip: Kicks and punches. Pagan has him rocking now.
(Pagan goes for a spinning backbreaker, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Mr. Shhh punches Pagan.
The crowd is really behind Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh chops Pagan.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Fool: I don't know who to root for, Chip.
Chip: You could go with the front runner, like you usually do.
(There are lots of chants for Mr. Shhh.
Pagan punches Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is going crazy.
Pagan kicks Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh punches Pagan.
Mr. Shhh goes for a dragon suplex, but Pagan counters it with a backward kick.)
Chip: Oh! Mule kick!
Fool: Pagan got him right in the horsemeat, Chip! Mr. Shhh is hurting.
(Pagan whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
Pagan hits Mr. Shhh with an elbow.
Pagan uses a stomachbreaker on Mr. Shhh.
There are lots of chants for Pagan.
Pagan is going for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Near fall there by Pagan.
Fool: Can you imagine if Pagan pins the World Champ in his first match back?
(Pagan runs into the ropes.
Pagan misses with a clothesline.
Pagan goes for a spinebuster slam, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
Mr. Shhh goes for a jumping DDT, but Pagan counters it with a backdrop.
Pagan catches Mr. Shhh in the STF.
Mr. Shhh tries to escape the hold.)
Chip: Mr. Shhh will reach the ropes. It seems like everything in the SWF has been spinning
out of contral since Birthday Blast.
Fool: I don't remember the league ever being this wild. I like it! Hoo-wah!
(Mr. Shhh reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Pagan whips Mr. Shhh into the turnbuckle, but Mr. Shhh reverses it.
Mr. Shhh whips Pagan into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh uses a knee to the back on Pagan.
Mr. Shhh takes Pagan down with a belly-to-back suplex.
Mr. Shhh nails Pagan with a backbreaker.
Mr. Shhh uses a German suplex on Pagan.
Chad Bray counts: One, kickout.)
Chip: German suplex as Mr. Shhh starts to soften Pagan up.
Fool: He just wants to make peace with Pagan. The Peacemaker, that is.
(Mr. Shhh hits a thrust kick to the head on Pagan.
Mr. Shhh uses a faceslam on Pagan.
Mr. Shhh hits a dragon suplex on Pagan.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.
A small "Mr. Shhh" chant is being started.)
Chip: I have a question. Where is Aissa? I thought she was Pagan's manager.
Fool: Ask Pagan about it next time you see him.
(Mr. Shhh goes for a punch, but Pagan reverses it.
Pagan uses a swinging punch on Mr. Shhh.
Pagan whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes, but Mr. Shhh reverses it.
Pagan hits Mr. Shhh with a backdrop.
Pagan runs into the ropes.
Pagan hits Mr. Shhh with a backdrop.)
Chip: The last time these two met was November at Company of Strangers, when Mr. Shhh won the
SWF American title from Pagan.
Fool: Ancient history, Chip. They were friends once, but not anymore.
(Pagan gets a grapevine on Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Pagan whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh bumps into Chad Bray.
Pagan misses with a clothesline.)
Chip: Chad Bray is down! The referee is down.
Fool: What did you expect? Coordinated referees?
(Mr. Shhh executes a kick to the head on Pagan.
Mr. Shhh goes for the Peacemaker, but Pagan counters it with a low blow.
The crowd is responding to Pagan.
Pagan takes Mr. Shhh down with a Tombstone.
The crowd is cheering on Pagan.
Pagan attemps to place Mr. Shhh on the turnbuckle, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.)
Chip: Pagan's going for his finisher again.
Fool: Reversal by Shhh!
(Pagan goes for the Final Judgement, but Mr. Shhh counters it with a sunset flip.
There is no referee to count.)
Chip: No referee! I think Mr. Shhh could have gotten the three count that time.
Fool: We'll never know now.
(Mr. Shhh whips Pagan into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh hits Pagan with a shoulderblock.
Mr. Shhh throws Pagan out of the ring.
Mr. Shhh goes through the ropes.
Mr. Shhh nails Pagan with a fist to the midsection.
Mr. Shhh knocks Pagan into the ringpost.)
Chip: The World Champ has taken it to the floor! He's showing so much intensity.
Fool: Mr. Shhh has been wrestling angry this whole match. And Pagan has been baiting him.
(A few fans are cheering on Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh whips Pagan into the guardrail.
Mr. Shhh executes a kneebreaker on Pagan.
Chad Bray is back on the job.
Mr. Shhh knocks Pagan into the ringsteps.
Chad Bray counts: 1.
A few fans are cheering on Mr. Shhh.)
Chip: Pagan is being pounded into every corner of the Arena.
Fool: Wait a minute. Bray's back on his feet.
(Chad Bray counts: 2.
Mr. Shhh knocks Pagan into the ringsteps.
Chad Bray counts: 3.
The crowd is responding to Mr. Shhh.
Chad Bray counts: 4.
Mr. Shhh knocks Pagan into the ringsteps.)
Chip: He's counting them both out.
Fool: I don't think they care.
(The crowd is responding to Mr. Shhh.
Chad Bray counts: 5.
Chad Bray counts: 6.
Mr. Shhh knocks Pagan into the ringpost.
Mr. Shhh is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Chad Bray counts: 7.)
Chip: I think Pagan's hurt. He's not getting in any offense.
Fool: Listen to this crowd cheer for Mr. Shhh!
(Mr. Shhh takes Pagan down with a belly-to-back suplex.
Mr. Shhh knocks Pagan into the ringsteps.
Chad Bray counts: 8.
Chad Bray counts: 9.
Mr. Shhh is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Mr. Shhh goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Pagan counters it with
a duck-down move.
Chad Bray counts: 10.)
Chip: It's over! Chad Bray has counted them both out.
Fool: They're heading back in the ring.
(Pagan reenters the ring.
Mr. Shhh follows him back in.
Pagan whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
Pagan hits Mr. Shhh with a clothesline.)
Chip: The match is over. Pagan has Mr. Shhh down.
Fool: Pagan's Flock is coming in through the crowd!
(Pagan goes for a Japanese armdrag takedown, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Mr. Shhh executes the Peacemaker on Pagan.)
Chip: Peacemaker! Pagan is out in the middle of the ring!
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, referee Chad Bray counted both wrestlers out of the ring at the
9:26 mark. Therefore, the result of this bout is...A DOUBLE COUNTOUT!
(Mr. Shhh stands over the fallen Pagan, then begins straddling him and punching him. Chad Bray
tries to pull him off.)
Chip: Mr. Shhh has snapped. He's all over Pagan! And Pagan is in no position to defend
himself.
Fool: He's not even trying! Look!
(The camera closes in on the bloody face of Pagan, who has his eyes open and is smiling.)
Chip: This is sick! Chad Bray needs some help! He can't pull Mr. Shhh off by himself.
(Mr. Shhh gets back to his feet and puts the boots to Pagan.)
Fool: I can't believe it! Pagan's actually enjoying this!
Chip: He's not moving! He needs medical assistance.
Fool: Well, he won't get it form these three!
(Sandman and the MiB's jump into the ring and head towards Shhh and Pagan.)
Chip: It's bad enough that Shhh is beating Pagan, now Sandman and the Men in Black
want a piece of him too!
(Sandman and Shhh's bodyguards attempt to pull him off of Pagan.)
Fool: What?
Chip: They're pulling Mr. Shhh off Pagan! Good!
(Mr. Smith and Mr. Jones each have one of Mr. Shhh's arms. Pagan is struggling to get up. We
see him say something to Mr. Shhh. Mr. Shhh breaks free of his bodyguards and attacks Pagan
again.)
Fool: Pagan should have stayed down! Whatever he said just pissed Mr. Shhh off.
Chip: We need security! We need something!
(Sandman grabs Mr. Shhh in an armlock and starts to pull him back, talking to him. Mr. Shhh
breaks free and turns to face Sandman, with his fist cocked. A bloody Pagan is smirking in the
background.)
Fool: Big mistake by Sandman! You never try to make peace during something like this!
(Sandman drops his hands and points his chin out toward Mr. Shhh, as though daring him to take
his best shot. David Storm and Brian Christian enter the ring and pull Pagan out, dragging
him toward the back.)
Chip: Pagan still wants to fight! He's nuts.
(Mr. Shhh turns around and sees Pagan, Christian and Storm leaving. He turns around and walks
off, leaving Sandman behind.)
Fool: Whose Side is Sandman on? It sure sounds like he's still friends with Pagan. Maybe they
can put trinity back together!
Chip: Stranger things have happened. Fans, we have to go! We'll see you next week. Don't
miss it!
Fool: Be there!
(We see Sandman standing alone in the ring as the shot fades.)
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c) 1998 SWF Triumphant Tuesday
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