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(A shot of a cheering arena crowd.)
Announcer: Seen live by over a million fans every year.
(A shot of the interior of the SWF broadcast truck.)
Announcer: And by over ten million people a week on television.
(The SWF logo appears on the screen)
Announcer: The Supreme Wrestling Federation.
The S-W-F.
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("Dammit" by Blink 182 plays over highlights from last week's Triumphant Tuesday.)
[Gods Tears, chugging a beer and smoking a cigarette, makes his way from the dugout. He is followed
closely by Bacon and Von Braun. Bacon has the area around his throat taped.]
Chip: I'm amazed that Bacon actually agreed to team with GT after Sunday night.
Fool: Come on! GT wasn't turning on Bacon! He was trying to help.
(Gods Tears and Doug Bacon enter the ring. GT holds his bear above him to guzzle it...
and is kicked in the stomach by Doug Bacon!)
Fool: I could be wrong.
(Doug Bacon drives an elbow into Gods Tears' head. He then picks GT up and slams him down with a
choke-slam.
He walks out of the ring, taking Paul Von Braun and two Hooters girls with him.
The bell rings.)
Chip: Gods Tears has been decimated by Doug Bacon!
(The shot freezes on the prone GT on the mat.)
Chip: Triumphant Tuesday is NEXT!
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(An overhead shot of a wrestling ring in the middle of a vacant parking lot in a big city.
Night time. The opening bars of "The Extremist" by Joe Satriani play as we see shadowy figures
approach the ring from all sides. There is an explosion, near the ring, increasing the amount
of available light...
And we see the faces of the wrestlers. Jagged Edge and Shae Smith approach the ring as we
see an image of Edge executing the Shattered Dreams on Carey Stone projected on the building
behind him. Doug Bacon wanders in through the parked cars, as Paul Von Braun runs alongside
him, holding a case of beer. We see an image of Bacon executing the Fried Bacon on Eric Wright
projected on the building behind him.
Sandman walks in, waving his pitchfork and accompanied by Michelle. We see a shot of Sandman
knocking Lethal off the ladder projected on the building next to him. We see Pagan, surrounded
by candles, in a nearby alley. We see an image of Pagan hitting the Final Judgment on Mustafa
projected on the wall above him.
A shot of the ground near the ring. The Living Dead emerge through the soil, as a shot of
them hitting the Autopsy on the Westside Ridas is projected on the ground next to them. We see
Rock 'n Roll Animal standing atop a building, as an image of the Animal hitting a frog splash on
Sean Slade plays beneath him.
An ice cream truck pulls up and God's Tears emerges from the back, as a shot of GT applying
the Hurt on Death Angel is projected on the side of the truck. A stretch limo pulls right up
to ringside. We look in the back and see Mr. Shhh and the Men in Black watching a videotape of
Shhh hitting the Peacemaker on Akira the Samurai.
Cut to an overhead shot of the ring, with the SWF wrestlers approaching from all sides. As
they are all about to enter, we see a burst of fireworks, then the Triumphant Tuesday logo,
followed by another burst of fireworks, which dissolves to...)
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(The inside of a packed arena. There are screaming fans and fireworks going off around the
ring and along the rampway. The graphic reads:
"LIVE! North Charleston Coliseum
Charleston, South Carolina".
The camera pans the crowd, lingering on some of the unique signs there: "Scoops fears Bagpipe!"
"Gods Tears Rules", "Whoo-hoo! It's all good, baby!", "Justice 4 Life!", "Dodger kicks ass!"
"Bring back Israeli Soldier!", and three guys dressed in South Carolina Stingrays jerseys with
a huge banner saying "The WildCard: Who's Next?".)
Chip: Welcome, everyone, to Charleston, South Carolina!
(Shots of a bouncy young woman in a Church of Pain T-shirt.)
Chip: Welcome to the North Charleston Coliseum!
(Shot of SWF suits Brian Frenck, Pat McNeill and Tim Parker who are sitting in the front row.
Frenck and Parker are wearing red, white and blue SWF Independence Day T-shirts. McNeill is
wearing a blue Washington Capitals T-shirt and appears to be watching a little TV. Three SWF
security guards are seated next to Frenck.)
Chip: Welcome to Triumphant Tuesday!
(The angle pans down to the announce desk, where we see Chip Collins, wearing an SWF blazer and
a red power tie, next to "The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen, wearing a Hampton Roads Admirals cap
and jersey.)
Chip: I'm Chip Collins, along with the man wrestling fans love to love...
Fool: ..."The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen!
Chip: This should be quite a program tonight, as we will hear the Church of Pain's response to
Kaos!
Fool: There's only one answer they need to give: Yes! Put Trinity back together!
Chip: Tonight's main event has nothing to do with Trinity or the Church. We'll see Artful
Dodger defend his SWF Television title against the newcomer, Ricky Watts.
Fool: Watts is finally putting together a good attitude, but he doesn't stand a chance against
Dodger.
Chip: The massive Hexx is here to face Trinity's new member, Kaos.
Fool: You gotta love the style on this Kaos fellow.
Chip: As we mentioned, The Church of Pain will have their answer for Trinity.
Fool: My only question is, what do the Dead think of those comments Kaos made?
Chip: We'll see an old grudge renewed as Axel Mate battles The Judge.
Fool: I'll take Justice and the points.
Chip: All that, plus the main event for Independence Day will be announced! But first, we have
tag team action to kick things off. Let's go up to the ring and Jeff Ayres!
(Ring announcer Jeff Ayres, in his black tux and grey tie, takes the microphone.)
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, our opening contest tonight is set for one fall, with a 30 minute
time limit.
("If you want blood (You've got it)" by AC/DC plays.)
Jeff: Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 515 pounds, and accompanied by their
manager, Allison Chainz, from Hollywood, California, the team of Pablo Sanchez and Flex Adonis,
The Bastard Squad!
(Allison Chainz leads the way, cracking her whip. Pablo "Shooter" Sanchez
stays focused on their opponents, never taking his eyes off the ring. Flex Adonis flexes and
poses for the fans as he makes his way to the ring. The crowd boos.)
Chip: This is our first look at the Bastard Squad here on Triumphant Tuesday.
Fool: More importantly, it's our first look at Allison Chainz. Hoo-wah!
(As The Bastard Squad enters the ring the music dies down and "Song 2" by Blur starts to play.
The Revolution logo fills the video wall.]
Jeff: And their opponents, being led to the ring by their manager, the
Master Of Pain, weighing in at a combined weight of 530 pounds, here are Sound & Fury!!
[There is a huge explosion at the entrance and Sound & Fury come running
down to the ring while the Master Of Pain casually strolls on down.
Sound & Fury enters the ring and fireworks are launched from the corners
of the ring. The crowd is cheering them on.]
Chip: Great ovation for the former tag team champions.
Fool: Where have those guys been, anyway? Detox?
Chip: No. Jeff Hart is your referee, and...
(Danny Bens attacks Flex Adonis before the bell.)
Fool: We're starting early!
(Danny Bens executes a flying clothesline on Flex Adonis.
The bell rings.
Danny Bens hits Flex Adonis with flying headscissors.
Danny Bens whips Flex Adonis into the ropes, but Flex Adonis reverses it.
Flex Adonis executes a powerslam on Danny Bens.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is cheering on Flex Adonis.)
Chip: Powerslam and a near fall by the well-built young rookie.
Fool: Do we have tag teams that aren't from L.A.?
(Flex Adonis executes a running powerslam on Danny Bens.
There are lots of chants for Flex Adonis.
Flex Adonis goes for the Flex Appeal, but Danny Bens counters it with a DDT.
Danny Bens hits Flex Adonis with a dragon suplex.
Jeff Hart counts: One, shoulder up.
Danny Bens takes Flex Adonis down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The crowd is really behind Danny Bens.
Flex Adonis begs off.)
Chip: The rookie went to the well too soon, and the torture rack didn't come off.
Fool: These two Bastards are undefeated, right?
(Danny Bens whips Flex Adonis into the ropes.
Flex Adonis hits Danny Bens with a clothesline.
Flex Adonis poses for the crowd.
The crowd is cheering on Flex Adonis.
Flex Adonis whips Danny Bens into the ropes.
Flex Adonis hits Danny Bens with a flying clothesline.
The crowd is really behind Flex Adonis.
Flex Adonis tags out to Pablo Sanchez.)
Chip: Huh?
Fool: Just talkin' about the Bastard Squad.
(Boom-Boom Obuhowich enters the ring and throws Flex Adonis out of the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a bodyslam, but Pablo Sanchez counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich rolls out of the ring.
Danny Bens nails Pablo Sanchez with a fist to the midsection.
Danny Bens chops Pablo Sanchez.
Danny Bens hits Pablo Sanchez.
The crowd is cheering on Danny Bens.
Pablo Sanchez punches Danny Bens.
The crowd is responding to Pablo Sanchez.)
Chip: So, what's on the Hotline, Fool?
Fool: Well, Chip, call until midnight tonight at 1-900-SWF-NEWS, and I'll tell you all about
what the front office has planned for matches at Independence Day.
(Pablo Sanchez kicks Danny Bens.
A small "Pablo Sanchez" chant is being started.
Danny Bens kicks Pablo Sanchez.
Danny Bens is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Danny Bens tags out to Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Flex Adonis enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Danny Bens nails Pablo Sanchez with a spin kick.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a full nelson, but Pablo Sanchez blocks it.
Danny Bens leaves the ring.)
Fool: Just $1.99 a minute. If you don't call, the suspense will kill you!
Chip: Boom-Boom now the legal man.
(Pablo Sanchez goes for a kick to the midsection, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
blocks it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Pablo Sanchez.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich chops Pablo Sanchez.
The crowd is responding to Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Pablo Sanchez kicks Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
The crowd is responding to Pablo Sanchez.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich kicks Pablo Sanchez.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich chops Pablo Sanchez.
The crowd is responding to Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Pablo Sanchez.)
Chip: Back and forth as Boom-Boom wears down the smaller Sanchez.
Fool: This Sanchez knows a bunch of good submission moves. Boomer needs to be careful.
(The crowd is cheering on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits a double-axhandle chop on Pablo Sanchez.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits a punch on Pablo Sanchez.
Pablo Sanchez bumps into Jeff Hart.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits a roundhouse right on Pablo Sanchez.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits a piledriver on Pablo Sanchez.
A small "Boom-Boom" chant is being started.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes Pablo Sanchez down with a ropeburn.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich chops Pablo Sanchez.
A small "Boom-Boom" chant is being started.)
Chip: They love Boom-Boom here in Charleston!
Fool: Don Pablo needs to tag.
(Boom-Boom Obuhowich chops Pablo Sanchez.
The crowd is responding to Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Pablo Sanchez hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Pablo Sanchez kicks Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
The crowd is responding to Pablo Sanchez.
Pablo Sanchez takes Boom-Boom Obuhowich down with a dragon suplex.
There is no referee to count.
Jeff Hart is back on the job.)
Chip: Jeff Hart was knocked down earlier. The cover!
(Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
Pablo Sanchez complains about a slow count.)
Fool: Boom-Boom's sneaking up from behind!
(Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Pablo Sanchez with an inside cradle.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Fool: No, sir!
(Danny Bens enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens hit Pablo Sanchez with a double
flying axhandle.
Danny Bens leaves the ring.
Pablo Sanchez puts Boom-Boom Obuhowich in a double chickenwing submission.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Pablo Sanchez goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
counters it with a facerake.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich kicks Pablo Sanchez.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich kicks Pablo Sanchez.)
Chip: The Boomer back on the offense. These guys are definite contenders for
the SWF Tag Team Titles, currently held by the Kold Blooded Killaz.
Fool: KBK looks invincible, Chip. Other than Thugz, no one else in this league's
got game.
(A small "Boom-Boom Obuhowich" chant is being started.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich chops Pablo Sanchez.
A small "Boom-Boom Obuhowich" chant is being started.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich tags out to Danny Bens.
Danny Bens and Boom-Boom Obuhowich hit Pablo Sanchez with a double
flying axhandle.
Danny Bens and Boom-Boom Obuhowich whip Pablo Sanchez into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Pablo Sanchez with a double elbowsmash, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
Pablo Sanchez hits them with a double clothesline.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich leaves the ring.
Pablo Sanchez hits Danny Bens with an enzuigiri.)
Chip: Beautiful kick by Sanchez, and Bens is down.
Fool: He has to tag in Flex. Look out!
(Danny Bens bumps into Jeff Hart.
Pablo Sanchez goes for the Ultimate Pain, but Danny Bens counters it with
a punch.
The crowd is really behind Danny Bens.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich uses the Running Forearm Smash on Pablo Sanchez.
There is no referee to count.
Jeff Hart is back on the job.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Another near fall by Boom-Boom!
Fool: But he's not the legal man.
(Boom-Boom Obuhowich is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Danny Bens nails Pablo Sanchez with a tiger suplex.
Danny Bens gives the sign for the Ab Blaster.
Danny Bens goes for the Ab Blaster, but Pablo Sanchez counters it with
a knee pull-up.)
Chip: What a counter by Sanchez!
Fool: Where Adonis at? You gotta save your partner!
(Pablo Sanchez executes a diving elbow smash on Danny Bens.
Pablo Sanchez is getting a good reaction from the crowd.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: The Shooter has been in most of the way for The Bastard Squad.
Fool: He's one tough Bastard.
(Pablo Sanchez uses a backdrop driver on Danny Bens.
Pablo Sanchez is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Pablo Sanchez runs into the ropes.
Pablo Sanchez hits Danny Bens with a kick.
Pablo Sanchez tags out to Flex Adonis.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich enters the ring and throws Pablo Sanchez out of the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Flex Adonis
counters it with a duck-down move.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Danny Bens.)
Fool: Uh-oh!
Chip: A miscommunication by Sound & Fury, and a big break for the Squad!
(There are lots of chants for Flex Adonis.
Flex Adonis nails Danny Bens with a powerslam.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is going crazy.)
Chip: That was close!
Fool: Hart's making Boom-Boom leave.
(Boom-Boom Obuhowich leaves the ring.
Flex Adonis places Danny Bens on the turnbuckle.
Flex Adonis goes for a double underhook superplex, but Danny Bens blocks it.
Danny Bens throws Flex Adonis off the turnbuckle.
Danny Bens tags out to Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Danny Bens hits a savate kick on Flex Adonis.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich nails Flex Adonis with a crotch slam.
Pablo Sanchez enters the ring, but gets cut off.)
Chip: Another nice double team by Sound & Fury.
Fool: That's what experience will do for you.
(Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens whip Flex Adonis into the ropes.
They hit Flex Adonis with a double backdrop.
Danny Bens hits a spin kick on Flex Adonis.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a full nelson, but Flex Adonis counters it with
a backward kick.
Danny Bens leaves the ring.
Flex Adonis uses a spinebuster slam on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Another near fall by the Flexster.
Fool: He's picking up Boom-Boom!
(Flex Adonis uses a Gorilla Press on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
The crowd is behind Flex Adonis all the way.
Flex Adonis goes for an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker, but
Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with an elbowsmash.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Flex Adonis into the ropes.
Flex Adonis gets a bearhug on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Flex Adonis goes for a diving elbow smash, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
counters it with a duck-down move.)
Chip: A lot of power in the ring right now.
Fool: The BS is good, but they need to tag more often and double team.
(Boom-Boom Obuhowich kicks Flex Adonis.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich punches Flex Adonis.
The crowd is really behind Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a standing wristlock, but Flex Adonis blocks it.
Flex Adonis uses a backdrop driver on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
The crowd is behind Flex Adonis all the way.
Flex Adonis uses a jack-knife power bomb on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Oh, was that close!
Fool: He's got that Flex Appeal submission hold, and we already know he can pick Boomer up.
(Flex Adonis executes a Gorilla Press on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Flex Adonis uses an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Flex Adonis runs into the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich misses with a kick.
Flex Adonis catches Boom-Boom Obuhowich in a bearhug.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich tries to escape the hold.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Flex Adonis goes for an avalanche, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with
a kick to the head.)
Chip: Boom-Boom suckers him in.
Fool: I still thing the Thugz can take both these teams.
(Boom-Boom Obuhowich uses a snap mare on Flex Adonis.
Flex Adonis executes a double underhook piledriver on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Flex Adonis goes for a spinebuster slam, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
Danny Bens enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens whip Flex Adonis into the ropes.
They hit Flex Adonis with a double clothesline.
Pablo Sanchez enters the ring and lays out Danny Bens.
Pablo Sanchez leaves the ring.)
Fool: That's more like it!
(Shot of Allison Chainz exhorting her team on. Then a shot of Master of Pain screaming at Danny.)
Chip: Both of these teams really want the win here.
(Flex Adonis hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a diving shoulderblock.
The crowd erupts.
Flex Adonis tags out to Pablo Sanchez.
Pablo Sanchez uses an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is really behind Pablo Sanchez.
Pablo Sanchez hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a rolling cradle.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, Danny Bens makes the save.)
Chip: I thought he had him! Big save by The Mangler!
Fool: Again, this Bastard Squad is close to becoming a great team. And they're not Revolution.
(Pablo Sanchez nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a jumping side kick.
There are lots of chants for Pablo Sanchez.
Flex Adonis enters the ring to make it two-on-one.)
Jeff: 10 minutes gone by. There are 20 minutes remaining.
Chip: More double teaming. And even though Headhunter is taking the summer off, the Revolution
still looks formidable.
(Danny Bens enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Flex Adonis uses a backdrop driver on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Flex Adonis.
Pablo Sanchez uses an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Pablo Sanchez has the crowd going wild.)
Fool: I like how they went back to the same move there. Now watch Sanchez go for the submission.
(Flex Adonis leaves the ring.
Pablo Sanchez goes for a flying karate chop, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
counters it with a punch.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits a backbreaker on Pablo Sanchez.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich tags out to Danny Bens.
Flex Adonis enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Danny Bens and Boom-Boom Obuhowich hit Pablo Sanchez with a double
flying axhandle.
Danny Bens and Boom-Boom Obuhowich hit Pablo Sanchez with a double
flying axhandle.
Danny Bens and Boom-Boom Obuhowich hit Pablo Sanchez with a double
flying axhandle.)
Chip: Three flying axes in a row!
Fool: Definitely something you don't see every day.
(Boom-Boom Obuhowich leaves the ring.
Danny Bens hits a handspring bodyblock on Pablo Sanchez.
Pablo Sanchez tags out to Flex Adonis.
Flex Adonis and Pablo Sanchez whip Danny Bens into the ropes.
They hit Danny Bens with a double backdrop.
Pablo Sanchez leaves the ring.
Flex Adonis nails Danny Bens with an atomic drop.
Flex Adonis hits a choke slam on Danny Bens.)
Chip: Huge chokeslam by Adonis!
Fool: Great job by Shooter of making the tag, and now Bens is trapped.
(The crowd is on its feet cheering for Flex Adonis.
Danny Bens nails Flex Adonis with flying headscissors.
Danny Bens nails Flex Adonis with a spin kick.
Danny Bens has the crowd going wild.
Danny Bens takes Flex Adonis down with a cartwheel kick.
Danny Bens whips Flex Adonis into the turnbuckle, but Flex Adonis reverses it.
Flex Adonis runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Danny Bens lifts his knee.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich enters the ring to make it two-on-one.)
Chip: Here comes the massive Boom-Boom.
Fool: Get in there, Pablo!
(Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits the Running Forearm Smash on Flex Adonis.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The crowd is really behind Boom-Boom Obuhowich.)
Chip: Two and three quarters!
Fool: How did Adonis kick out?
(Danny Bens uses a tiger suplex on Flex Adonis.
Danny Bens gives the sign for the Ab Blaster.
Danny Bens tags Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich lifts Flex Adonis up.
Danny Bens nails Flex Adonis with the Shake 'N Bake and goes for the pin.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.)
Chip: That's it! Shake and Bake!
Fool: Fahgetaboiuit...
Chip: One! Two!...
(Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.)
Chip: ...three! Sound & Fury win!
Jeff: Here are your winners, in 12:11, Sound & Fury!
("Song #2" starts to play as more fireworks go off.)
Chip: Right now, here's the SWF Rewind, brought to you by Mountain Dew. Fool?
(Highlights of the match play as The Fool takes the mic.)
Fool: Boom-Boom hits the Running Forearm smash. Danny Bens with the Ab Blaster. They shake, they
bake, I'm sick of talking about it. Them damn Mountain Dew drinking Revolution boys win. They're a
sponsor or something.
Chip: Sound & Fury are your winners. Fans, when we return, we'll see Axel Mate square off against
The Judge! Don't you go away!
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(commercial for Independence Day.)
(The Independence Day logo and ordering information appears on the screen.)
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Chip: We're back in Charleston, South Carolina, at the North Charleston Coliseum, with more of SWF
Triumphant Tuesday.
Fool: Good to be back indoors.
Chip: Last week on Triumphant Tuesday, the Judge called out Axel Mate. Now, these two will meet for
the first time since New Year's Bash. Let's take it up to Jeff Ayres.
Jeff: The following contest is set for one fall with a 30 minute time limit.
["I Shot The Sheriff" by Eric Clapton starts to play.]
Jeff: Being led to the ring by The Bailiff, from Canada, weighing in at 295 pounds, here is The
Judge!!
[The Judge and Bailiff emerge from the entrance. The crowd is booing
loudly. Both men ignore the fans as they enter the ring. One by one,
fireworks are launched from each of the ringposts.]
Fool: Here comes the Judge!
Chip: The Judge and The Bailiff make their way to ring for this huge grudge match.
Jeff: And his opponent...
("Planet Boom" by Tommy Lee starts to play.)
Jeff: Being led to the ring by his manager, Tarzan Taborda, from Oeiras, Portugal, weighing
in at 234 pounds, here is Axel "The Hammer" Mate!!
[Axel and Tarzan come out and stand on the platform. He poses as
fireworks criss-cross behind him. He then makes his way to the ring
slapping hands with some of the fans. The crowd is cheering him on.
Axel enters the ring while Tarzan stays on the outside of the ring as
the music dies out.]
Chip: A tremendous ovation for Axel Mate!
Fool: No one cares.
Chip: Ryan Wilson is your referee and...wait a minute...
(Biggie Z, Ziggy Mour and David Storm are running down to the ring.)
Fool: It's Biggie, Ziggy and...
Chip: Squiggy?
Fool: No! David Storm!
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Biggie Z, Ziggy Mour and David Storm hit the ring.
Biggie and David Storm go to The Judge and start attacking him. Ziggy
stands by, watching for anybody coming to help.)
Chip: They're attacking The Judge!
(Ryan Wilson calls for the bell.
Axel Mate walks over to Biggie and David Storm. He grabs Biggie and pulls him off the Judge.
David Storm stops hitting The Judge and attacks Axel Mate.)
Chip: Axel Mate is trying to help the Judge!
Fool: Big mistake! He should have let The Flock finish up.
(All three men are attacking Axel Mate. Axel starts to battle back. He nails Biggie
with a clothesline, he DDTs Ziggy, and he executes a piledriver on David Storm.)
Chip: Axel Mate is clearing house!
Fool: No!
(The Judge gets up and walks over to Biggie. He punches him, disorienting him, and executes the Death Sentence.)
Chip: Death Sentence! Zack Adams is down!
(Axel fends off Ziggy, while The Judge grabs David Storm and gives him the Death Sentence. Biggie,
Ziggy and David Storm flee the ring, leaving only The Judge and Axel Mate
behind - in the middle of the ring.)
Chip: The Flock is leaving! Axel and The Judge are standing tall!
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, due to outside interference, Ryan Wilson has stopped this bout at a time
of :05. He has ruled this match is a NO CONTEST!
(The crowd boos.)
Fool: Boo! Let them fight!
(The Judge and Axel Mate stare into each other's eyes. The Judge goes for a punch, but Axel catches it
and goes for his own punch which is also caught by The Judge. Axel kicks The Judge, throwing
him to the mat, and jumps on him. The two are brawling in the middle of the ring.)
Chip: They're not stopping! Here comes security!
Fool: Use the taser on Axel! Come on!
(Security guards and officials run down to the ring to break up the
mayhem. The Judge and Axel Mate struggling to break free and get at each
other. The two are escorted away from ringside.)
Fool: I'll be damned! Security actually broke up a fight!
Chip: We haven't heard the last of this between Axel Mate and The Judge.
Fool: I'll say.
Chip: Well, it's time for Wrasslin' Roundup where we...
(The arena is plunged into darkness as the crowd roars.)
Chip: Uh-oh!
Fool: Yes! Our regularly scheduled program will notr be seen tonight...
("Another Body Murdered" by Faith No More begins to blare over the sound system.)
Chip: I think we're about to see The Church of Pain!
Fool: You mean, The New Trinity!
(The arena is set in darkness. A young boy heads to the ring where a table is set up
with 6 candles. The boy lights only 3 candles and leaves. As the music blares over the
loud speaker, The Men in Black start down to the ring area followed by Pagan,
Sandman, and Mr. Shhh all wearing their Championship Belts.)
Chip: So, where's the Flock?
Fool: I don't know!
(They enter the ring and stand by the table. The Sandman walks over to the microphone
and begins to speak.)
The Sandman: Last week The Church was officially formed with the
greatest wrestlers in the league. Then a proposal was set in front of
us, wanting to fill our empty positions. This offer was put forth
telling us that Kaos has gotten rid of the festering slime that plagued
the name for so long. The Dead are buried six feet under, and The
Equalizer.... well, he can go burn in Hell for all we care. Well Kaos,
let me be the first to answer you.
Fool: Come on...make it happen.
Sandman: I happened to like The Dead very much. They were the best Tag Team that
the SWF had to offer. And although Equalizer had his faults his heart was in the right
place. Now, as I see it you want to come in and divide us once again. You just assume
Pagan is our leader. Alas, you have assumed wrong.
Chip: It doesn't sound like the Toughman Champion is in.
Sandman: It is true Pagan has the skills to help form a stable that is simply unbeatable,
but who do you think convinced Pagan to return? Each of us in our own right are
leaders, not one of us will rise above the other. Therefore, Kaos, my answer to your
quest is: NO!
(The crowd cheers. The Sandman steps back by the table and give the microphone to
Mr. Shhh who steps out in front)
Mr. Shhh: I will answer the second part of your quest, Kaos, even if it
was directed at Pagan. I am NOT Trinity, I was never Trinity in the eyes
of Equalizer or The Dead, I was just someone who was invited to hang
around for a while. But yes people associated me with Trinity and I
helped build the name. But then I brought it to it's knees where it
belonged.
Fool: Boo! This sucks!
Mr. Shhh: You have made a grave error assuming that The Church is just
the old Trinity with a new name. The Church is much more. The Church is
power and will answer to no one. The Church is not 3 or 4 The Church is
ONE and as one unit we will succeed where Trinity failed. So, Kaos, I also
vote NO!
(Another roar from the crowd. Mr. Shhh steps back and hands the microphone to
Pagan. Pagan walks forward with his head bowed and slowly looks up at the audience)
Chip: Wanna bet on what Pagan has to say?
Fool: Shut up!
Pagan: You know what I find funny? The fact that Kaos has declared
that The Church lacks what made Trinity so powerful... chaos itself. If I
remember correctly, it was The Church that used Gods Tears to cost Bacon
his World title shot. Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that
less than one month ago... all three members of the The Church were
ripping each other limb from limb.
Chip: That's true.
Pagan: If that's not chaos... I don't know what is. You speak of the chaos that made
Trinity? Well, Trinity lost that edge long ago when Equalizer brought in Hot Shot.
Donovan's partnership was one made by Equalizer, not by any of us. Therefore, the
only way that any member of the Church would ever accept Hot Shot... would
be with his head on a silver platter. My partners have made their decisions, but you
made it quite clear that the offer was directly to me.
Fool: I don't know...Pagan just might...
Pagan: Fame... money... power... it was indeed an enticing offer. You seem to
neglect the fact that I already have fame, I have money, and I hold
power. Simply stated... I want more. I want it all. And Trinity is not
the faction that can give that to me. My answer to you... NO!
(The crowd is actually cheering the Chuch of Pain. Pagan returns to his position and
The Sandman once again grabs the microphone.)
Sandman: You have your answer Kaos. Do not interfere or you will regret
the day you signed the contract. Now as you know we are but three, but a
powerful three. But there is something else that we like as much as
power and that is gold. Each and every one of us has a title. Never has
one stable held so much gold at the same time.
Chip: That's absolutely true. Although TTK did once hold three belts at the same time.
(Mr. Shhh and Pagan walk forward and flank The Sandman. Mr. Shhh takes the mic.)
Mr. Shhh: We have the power and we have the gold. But that is not
enough, we want more. So tonight ladies and gentlemen we will add a new
member to our little group. One that has proven himself over and over
again. Someone that has been an asset to each and everyone of us since
he arrived at the SWF.
Fool: It's McKenzie! McKenzie's going to join The Church!
Chip: I find that hard to believe.
Mr. Shhh: He also has the one thing that we want.
(Pagan takes the mic)
Pagan: On Thursday night, Around The World will be held in Sheffield,
England. We intend to make Sheffield Church Territory. Therefore, we
introduce to you the newest disciple of pain... Supreme Wrestling
Federation Television Champion, THE ARTFUL DODGER!
Fool: What?
Chip: The Artful Dodger has joined The Church. The arch rivals of Trinity!
("Fire It Up" by Busta Rhymes begins to play, as The Artful Dodger and
Westminister make their way ringside. The Dodger climbs into the ring
and lights the fourth candle on the table. The crowd is going wild...and then...
The lights go out.)
Voice over speaker: Shhhh ... Shhhh ...
[The lights come back on, but only for a moment. They start flickering in an
unsteady pattern.]
Voice over speaker: You can stay as quiet as a mouse, but I'll still find you.
[We see smoke start to fill the ringside area. A sahadowy figure makes his way
to the ring.]
Chip: What's going on?
(Only the glow from the candles on the table is seen. The audience hears a
swooshing sound as a mannequin clad in a black KKK robe drops from the rafters
and explodes into flames.)
Fool: Oh, my God! They killed Kaos!
Chip (laughing): You bastards!
Fool: What's so funny?
Chip: It's a mannequin, Fool. It's not really Kaos.
Fool: Look!
[We cutr to the camera by the entrance. The tall dark figure of Doug Bacon
emerges from the smoke. He's carrying a baseball bat that's splattered with blood.
He pulls the camera behind him into the locker-room area. Doug Bacon's eyes
are cold and deadly.]
Bacon: I've taken on Trinity alone before, I'll take care of this new Trinity the same way.
[Doug Bacon reaches into a refrigerator and pulls out a carton of milk.]
Chip: Well, the smoke is starting to clear from ringside and...
[A view from ringside again. The lights come back on. The smoke is beginning to
clear. The Church of Pain members are standing in the ring, with the exception of Mr.
Shhh, who is lying face down in the middle of the ring, with the back of his head a
bloody red. Mr. Jones and Mr. Smith are tending to him.]
Chip: The World Champion is down!
Fool: Bacon must have attacked him while the lights were out!
("Another Body Murdered" by Faith No More and Boo Yaa T.R.I.B.E.
starts to play from the beginning as The Chruch members try to help Mr. Shhh to his
feet.)
Fool: Well, The Church may be talking trash about Trinity, but they also have the
little problem of Doug Bacon to deal with.
Chip: Absolutely. Fans, when we return on Triumphant Tuesday, we'll see Kaos
take on the massive Hexx. Back after this.
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(Another commercial for SWF Independence Day.)
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Chip: Triumphant Tuesday returns live from Charleston, South Carolina.
Fool: Pro wrestling's highest rated show, each and every Tuesday night!
Chip: Fans, our trainer is checking over the World Champion, Mr. Shhh, and they
believe that he may have sustained a mild concussion from the attack by Doug Bacon.
Meanwhile, Jeff Ayres is standing by for our next match.
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall with
a 30 minute time limit.
(There is a loud explosion of fireworks, and the wall monitor
begins flashing images of Trinity members, and the words 'CHAOS', 'TERROR', and
'TRINITY' are intermixed with them, as sinister laughter breaks out over the PA
system, followed by 'Bullet The Blue Sky' by U2.)
Jeff: Introducing first, from British Columbia, weighing in at 263 pounds and representing Trinity,
here is Kaos!
(Kaos, in his black hood and robe, makes his way to the ring.)
Chip: Well, you have to wonder what the man in the black sheet is thinking, after being
so publicly rejected by The Church of Pain.
Fool: I got confidence in this guy. If he beats Hexx, he'll have showed me something.
Jeff: And his opponent, from Louisiana, weighing in at 381 pounds, here is HEXX!
["Born On The Bayou" by CCR blares as Hexx makes his way to the ring. Gold fireworks go off and
gold lights flash. The crowd boos loudly.]
Chip: Well, both these men wanted this matchup. A good test for Hexx on his return, and for
Kaos in his singles debut.
Fool: No doubt. This new Trinity is going to dominate the SWF. You'll see.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Kaos goes for an enzuigiri, but Hexx counters it with a duck-down move.
Hexx takes Kaos down with a choke slam.
Hexx goes for a Big Leg Drop, but Kaos counters it with a roll away.
Kaos throws Hexx out of the ring.
Andrew Borgert counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Hexx
reenters the ring.)
Chip: Well, Kaos sends the big Cajun to the floor here in the opening seconds.
Fool: Good move. Take your time.
(Kaos whips Hexx into the turnbuckle.
Kaos nails Hexx with a Russian legsweep.
The crowd is cheering on Kaos.
Kaos hits Hexx with a hiptoss.
Kaos goes for a power bomb, but Hexx blocks it.
Hexx goes for a bodyslam, but Kaos counters it with a small package.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Near fall there by Kaos. Fans, tickets go on sale this Friday for Triumphant
Tuesday on July 21st at the Corel Centre in Ottawa, Canada.
Fool: And, if you get there before noon, you can meet The Bastard Squad and Allison
Chainz. Allison's almost worth the trip.
(Kaos hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Hexx.
Kaos goes for a bow-and-arrow submission, but Hexx blocks it.
Hexx takes Kaos down with a double-axhandle chop.
Hexx chops Kaos.
A few fans are cheering on Hexx.
Hexx hits Kaos.
A few fans are cheering on Hexx.
Kaos chops Hexx.
The crowd is responding to Kaos.)
Chip: The two trade brutal punches and chops. Don't forget that on SWF Around the
World this week, we're scheduled to have Sean McKenzie, the Kold Blooded Killaz
and many more stars in action.
(Hexx chops Kaos.
There's a small reaction to Hexx.
Hexx hits a clothesline on Kaos.
Hexx whips Kaos into the ropes.
Kaos bumps into Andrew Borgert.
Kaos takes Hexx down with a cartwheel kick.
Kaos kicks Hexx.
Kaos is getting a good reaction from the crowd.)
Fool: And we got Slaughterhous this Sunday.
Chip: Yes. Unfortunately, Slaughterhouse was preempted this past Sunday, but we'll
see that big Iron Man match between GodsTears and Tom Pho this Sunday.
(Kaos chops Hexx.
The crowd is cheering on Kaos.
Kaos hits a Russian legsweep on Hexx.
Kaos nails Hexx with a power bomb.
There is no referee to count.
Kaos is getting a good reaction from the crowd.)
Fool: Dammit, Borgert! You're killing me!
Chip: Nice power bomb there by Kaos.
(Andrew Borgert is back on the job.
Hexx runs into the ropes.
Kaos hits Hexx with a kick.
Kaos runs into the ropes.
Hexx misses with a clothesline.
Hexx misses with a kick.
Kaos hits Hexx with a shoulderblock.
Kaos uses a DDT on Hexx.)
Chip: DDT and Hexx is in trouble early!
Fool: He's moving him into the corner!
(Kaos goes for the HurriChaotic, but Hexx counters it with a throw-off.
A small "Hexx" chant is being started.)
Chip: Kaos goes for his finisher too soon.
Fool: Doh!
(Hexx hits Kaos with a punch.
Hexx hits Kaos.
The crowd is cheering on Hexx.
Hexx hits Kaos.
Hexx is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Hexx chops Kaos.
The crowd is cheering on Hexx.
Hexx nails Kaos with a flying clothesline.)
Chip: Hexx has turned this around. He looks motivated!
Fool: Do something, Kaos!
(The crowd is cheering on Hexx.
Hexx is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Fool: No soup for you!
(Hexx executes a double underhook backbreaker on Kaos.
Hexx is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Hexx goes for a side suplex, but Kaos blocks it.
Kaos goes for a bodyslam, but Hexx blocks it.
Hexx throws Kaos out of the ring.
Hexx goes through the ropes.
Hexx uses a spinning backbreaker on Kaos.
Hexx whips Kaos into the guardrail.)
Chip: This match goes to the floor! Sure you're not gonna jump to the Church?
Fool: Come on, Kaos!
(Hexx hits a powerslam on Kaos.
Hexx whips Kaos into the guardrail.
Hexx goes for a bodyslam, but Kaos counters it with an elbowsmash.
Kaos chokes Hexx with a television cable.
Andrew Borgert counts: 1.
Kaos hits Hexx with a springboard lariat.
Andrew Borgert counts: 2.
Kaos reenters the ring.)
Chip: Springboard Lariat from the guardrail!
Fool: He didn't get all of that, but it switches the momentum.
(Hexx follows him back in.
Kaos nails Hexx with an enzuigiri.
There are lots of chants for Kaos.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: So, Fool, Th eDodger goes to The Church. What do you think?
Fool: No comment.
(Kaos locks Hexx in an armbar submission.
Hexx tries to escape the hold.
Hexx is struggling to reach the ropes.
Hexx reaches the ropes after being trapped for 22 seconds.
Kaos gets a standing wristlock on Hexx.
Hexx reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.)
Chip: Kaos is wearing Hexx down by working that left arm.
Fool: Hexx can't take much more of this.
(Kaos gets an armbar submission on Hexx.
Hexx is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Hexx reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Kaos runs into the ropes.
Kaos misses with a shoulderblock.
Hexx goes for a punch, but Kaos blocks it.
Kaos hits Hexx with a cartwheel kick.
Kaos takes Hexx down with an enzuigiri.)
Chip: Shot to the back of the head as Hexx goes down again.
Fool: Here's my question. What does Sven think about Dodger joining the Church of
Pain?
Chip: Good question.
(A small "Kaos" chant is being started.
Kaos whips Hexx into the ropes.
Hexx hits Kaos with a clothesline.
Hexx uses a flying clothesline on Kaos.
The crowd is responding to Hexx.
Hexx hits Kaos with a swinging neckbreaker.
A small "Hexx" chant is being started.)
Chip: Back comes Hexx! Fans, I'm told that The Church of Pain are searching the
building for Doug Bacon. However, I believe that Bacon has already left.
Fool: I don't always like Mr. Shhh, but I wouldn't want to cross him.
(Hexx hits a chop on Kaos.
Hexx executes a choke slam on Kaos.
Hexx is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Hexx executes a Big Leg Drop on Kaos.
There are lots of chants for Hexx.
Hexx is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Fool: You'll get nothing and like it!
Chip: Kaos needs some offense here.
(Hexx goes for a forearm smash, but Kaos blocks it.
Kaos uses a faceslam on Hexx.
Kaos is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Kaos goes for a DDT, but Hexx counters it with a backdrop.
Hexx executes a choke slam on Kaos.
Hexx executes a headbutt on Kaos.
Hexx executes a low blow on Kaos.)
Chip: Low blow and Borgert apparently missed it!
Fool: How could you miss that? Come on, ref!
(Hexx punches Kaos.
Hexx hits Kaos.
A few fans are cheering on Hexx.
Hexx punches Kaos.
Hexx goes for a forearm smash, but Kaos blocks it.
Kaos locks Hexx in a standing wristlock.
Hexx is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Hexx is struggling to reach the ropes.)
Chip: Another attempt to gain a sunmission by working that left arm.
Fool: Well, you have to keep ol' long-arm in the middle of the ring.
(Hexx is inching his way towards the ropes.
Hexx reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds.
Sven Pieterson makes his way to ringside.
Kaos takes Hexx down with a faceslam.)
Fool: What the hell is Sven doing here?
Chip: I don't know.
(Kaos throws Hexx out of the ring.
Andrew Borgert counts: one, two, three, four, five...)
Chip: "The Icepick" is jumping up on the apron!
(Sven Pieterson enters the ring and clotheslines Kaos.
Andrew Borgert disqualifies Hexx.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.)
Fool: What the hell was that all about?
Jeff: Here is your winner by disqualification, in 9:22, Kaos!
(Sven continues to stomp on Kaos. Hexx yells at Sven. Sven shrugs and leaves
the ring.)
Chip: Hexx doesn't look happy.
Fool: Who cares. Another win for Kaos! Hoo-wah! Now, Kaos just needs to get
even somehow with the big dumb Swede.
Chip: Well, things aren't slowing down any! Next up, the TV Title match. Don't
you dare miss it!
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("Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" playsas we see Sandman rake Mike
Stevens face against the cage.)
Voice: It's the ultimate test.
(Clip of a blindfolded Vigilante slamming Coldblooded.)
Voice: The ten toughest wrestlers.
(Clip of Jagged Edge locking the Shattered Dreams on Vigilante.)
Voice: Nine brutal matches.
(Clip of Jagged Edge and Equalizer hitting each other with the bullrope.)
Voice: It's the Run of Death. And you'll only find it in the Supreme Wrestling
Federation.
(Clip of Equalizer and War Machine brawling up the aisle.)
Voice: Returning, by popular demand, to the SWF this summer.
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Chip: Welcome back to Triumphant Tuesday. Don't forget that the second annual
Run of Death begins next month, and will wrap up in August.
Fool: Trinity will win this one too.
Chip: Jeff Ayres is standing by at ringside with President Frenck. Jeff?
(Cut to Jeff Ayres, who is standing in front of Frenck, who is in his customary front
row seat.)
Jeff: Thank you, Chip. I'm with Brian Frenck, the Presidnet of the SWF. Brian, I'm
told you have a speacial announcement regarding Independence Day, our next SWF
pay-per-view.
Brian: That's right, Jeff. After reviewing the tape from Beach Brawl, I have decided
that due to all the interference in the World Title match, we will have a rematch
between Mr. Shhh and Doug Bacon on July 4th, at Independence Day, in Boston!
(There is a roar of approval from the audience.)
Jeff: How about that, guys?
Fool: Yeah, that might work out pretty well.
Chip: What a blockbuster announcement that is! It's time for that all important TV
Title match, so Jeff, if you would...
(Jeff enters the ring.)
Jeff: The following match is set for one fall, with a 10 minute time limit, and it is
for the SWF Telvision Title. It is also our MAIN EVENT!
(The lights begins to dim and the entranceway is lit with neon lights. Color laser
lights are shooting all around the arena and "Aranjuez, mon Amour" begins to
play over the sound system.)
Jeff: Introducing first, the challenger. From Oakland, California, weighing 235
pounds, here is Ricky "The Wildcard" Watts!
[The crowd is booing Ricky as he makes his way to the ring, Climbing up into
the ring, he drops his robe, walks over to one of the turnbuckles, steps up on the
ropes and salutes the crowd. The crowd goes wild. Ricky continues to go to each
corner till he has addressed the entire arena.]
Chip: Ricky Watts may be undefetaed, but this crowd does not like his change in
attitude, Fool.
Fool: That's funny. His new attitude is one of the things I like about him.
[The crowd cheers as "Fire It Up" by Busta Rhymes begins to play.]
Chip: The newest member of The Church of Pain is on his way to the ring!
Jeff: And his opponent! Being led to the ring by his manager,
Westminster, from London, England, weighing in at 178 pounds, here is the
SWF Television Champion, The Artful Dodger!!
[The Artful Dodger and Westminster walk out from the dugout. Dodger is wearing
the TV Title belt. The crowd is going wild as The Artful Dodger makes his way to
the ring throwing silver dollars into the crowd.]
Chip: Thanks to the Dodger, the Church of Pain now holds four of the six SWF
title belts.
Fool: Well, I can't root against the guy. But I hope this gets resolved soon. I
can't root for The Church and Trinity at the same time.
Chip: Jeff Hart is your referee. This match is for...OH MY!
(The Artful Dodger attacks Ricky Watts before the bell.
The Artful Dodger uses a slingshot facebuster on Ricky Watts.
The bell rings.
The Artful Dodger is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Artful Dodger is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: The TV Champion with a near fall in the opening seconds.
Fool: Yes, he is that dangerous.
(The Artful Dodger catches Ricky Watts in a Boston crab.
Ricky Watts reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
The Artful Dodger struts across the ring.
The Artful Dodger is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Artful Dodger catches Ricky Watts in a choke against the ropes.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three, four.)
Chip: Dodger's risking disqualification here.
Fool: So? He'll still have the belt.
(Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three, four.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three.
The Artful Dodger whips Ricky Watts into the turnbuckle.
The Artful Dodger goes for a kick to the head, but Ricky Watts counters it with
a duck-down move.
Ricky Watts takes The Artful Dodger down with a kneebreaker.
The Artful Dodger begs off.)
Chip: That's the first successful offensive move for the undefeated Watts.
Fool: Hey Chip, our producer, Pat McNeill just passed up a note.
Chip: What does it say?
(Ricky Watts executes a Russian legsweep on The Artful Dodger.
Ricky Watts hits The Artful Dodger with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
Ricky Watts complains about a slow count.
The crowd is responding to Ricky Watts.)
Chip: Two count by Watts.
Fool: Well, first off, the Red Wings just swept the Capitals in four. Next week, we'll
be live from the MCI Center in Washington, DC, blah, blah...
(Ricky Watts whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes, but The Artful Dodger
reverses it.
The Artful Dodger hits Ricky Watts with a clothesline.
The Artful Dodger gets a choke against the ropes on Ricky Watts.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three, four.)
Fool: ...Our main event next week will be...DOUG BACON against GODS TEARS?
Chip: Wow.
(The Artful Dodger whips Ricky Watts into the ropes, but Ricky Watts reverses it.
Ricky Watts takes The Artful Dodger down with a spinebuster slam.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Another two count by Watts.
Fool: Yes! Bacon and GT, next week. Life is good.
(Ricky Watts hits a side suplex on The Artful Dodger.
Ricky Watts whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes, but The Artful Dodger
reverses it.
Ricky Watts hits a side suplex on The Artful Dodger.
A small "Ricky Watts" chant is being started.
Ricky Watts places The Artful Dodger on the turnbuckle.
Ricky Watts nails The Artful Dodger with a superplex.)
Fool: I take that back. Life is bad.
Chip: If Ricky Watts can capitalize here, he'll be the new TV champion.
(A small "Ricky Watts" chant is being started.
Ricky Watts nails The Artful Dodger with a side suplex.
The crowd is cheering on Ricky Watts.
Ricky Watts executes a German suplex on The Artful Dodger.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is cheering on Ricky Watts.)
Chip: So close!
Fool: As this point, you have to watch the clock. Watts still has plenty of time.
(Ricky Watts executes a spinebuster slam on The Artful Dodger.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
There are lots of chants for Ricky Watts.)
Chip: Another near fall. There's no question RickyWatts will hold a title here
in the SWF. But will it be tonight?
(Ricky Watts hits a Russian legsweep on The Artful Dodger.
The crowd is going crazy.
Ricky Watts salutes the crowd.
The crowd is going crazy.
Ricky Watts takes The Artful Dodger down with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.)
Chip: The cover!
(Jeff Hart counts: One, two,...)
Chip: One! Two!
(...kickout.
The crowd is behind Ricky Watts all the way.)
Chip: Dodger kicks out! How about that!
(Ricky Watts takes The Artful Dodger down with a DDT.
Ricky Watts salutes the crowd.
The crowd erupts.
The Artful Dodger begs off.
The Artful Dodger locks Ricky Watts in a choke against the ropes.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three.)
Fool: If I didn't know better, I'd say Dodger was trying to get disqualified.
Chip: Not likely while Hart is officiating.
(The Artful Dodger hits a tiger driver on Ricky Watts.
Jeff Hart counts: One, kickout.
The Artful Dodger uses a DDT on Ricky Watts.
The Artful Dodger has the crowd going wild.
The Artful Dodger attemps to place Ricky Watts on the turnbuckle, but
Ricky Watts blocks it.
The Artful Dodger attemps to place Ricky Watts on the turnbuckle, but
Ricky Watts blocks it.)
Chip: The champion is back on the attack.
Fool: Thank God.
(The Artful Dodger hits Ricky Watts with a springboard dropkick.
The crowd is behind The Artful Dodger all the way.
The Artful Dodger executes a Soviet suplex on Ricky Watts.
The Artful Dodger hits a backbreaker on Ricky Watts.
The Artful Dodger throws Ricky Watts out of the ring.
The Artful Dodger goes through the ropes.
The crowd erupts.)
Chip: Here we go. They're on the outside.
Fool: This is Dodger territory.
(The Artful Dodger knocks Ricky Watts into the ringsteps.
The Artful Dodger uses a tiger driver on Ricky Watts.
Jeff Hart counts: 1.
The Artful Dodger reenters the ring.
Ricky Watts follows him back in.
The Artful Dodger executes a jawbreaker on Ricky Watts.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Artful Dodger.)
Chip: Jawbreaker by the champion.
Fool: Watts is back up.
(Ricky Watts hits a DDT on The Artful Dodger.
Ricky Watts executes a punch on The Artful Dodger.
Ricky Watts executes a flying clothesline on The Artful Dodger.
The chants for Ricky Watts are deafening.
The Artful Dodger begs off.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 5 minutes remaining.
Chip: Can Artful Dodger turn back the challenge of Ricky Watts? We'll find out
in the next five minutes.
(The Artful Dodger uses the Sammartino slingshot on Ricky Watts.
Ricky Watts whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes, but The Artful Dodger
reverses it.
The Artful Dodger hits Ricky Watts with a shoulderblock.
The Artful Dodger nails Ricky Watts with a jumping neck snap.
The crowd erupts.
The Artful Dodger is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, kickout.)
Chip: Only a one count.
Fool: All Dodger has to do is avoid that "Press your Luck" move by Watts.
Chip: The Joker's Wild.
Fool: Whatever.
(The Artful Dodger puts Ricky Watts in the STF.
Ricky Watts reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Artful Dodger executes a Soviet suplex on Ricky Watts.
The Artful Dodger is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.)
Chip: Watts kicks out!
Fool: Dodger won last week with that move. Watts just has him too well scouted.
(The Artful Dodger throws Ricky Watts out of the ring.
Jeff Hart counts: one, two, three, Ricky Watts reenters the ring.
The Artful Dodger executes a backbreaker on Ricky Watts.
The crowd erupts.
The Artful Dodger whips Ricky Watts into the ropes, but Ricky Watts reverses it.
Ricky Watts executes a flying forearm on The Artful Dodger.)
Chip: The cover!
(Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
The chants for Ricky Watts are deafening.)
Fool: Whew! Again Dodger slips out.
(Ricky Watts uses a fisherman suplex on The Artful Dodger.)
Chip: One! Two!
(Jeff Hart counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Ricky Watts catches The Artful Dodger in a Boston crab.)
Fool: Come on, champ! Get to the ropes!
(The Artful Dodger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
The Artful Dodger executes a diving elbow smash on Ricky Watts.
The crowd is giving The Artful Dodger a standing ovation.
The Artful Dodger catches Ricky Watts in a Boston crab.)
Chip: Now it's Watts who needs to get to the ropes.
(Ricky Watts is struggling to reach the ropes.
Ricky Watts reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.)
Chip: Watts is back on his feet, but he looks a little shaky.
Fool: Dodger's going for that bulldog...
(The Artful Dodger executes the Robbing You Blind on Ricky Watts.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Artful Dodger goes for the pin.)
Chip: Robbing you Blind! What a move by Artful Dodger!
(Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving The Artful Dodger a standing ovation.)
Chip: He stole another one!
Fool: Hoo-wah!
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 7:47 and STILL SWF Television Champion,
The Artful Dodger!
("Fire it Up" by Busta Rhymes begins to play.)
Fool: Dodger did it again. Another great title defense.
Chip: What a night it's been. The Church of Pain adds Artful Dodger, and rejects
the offer of Kaos.
Fool: And Doug Bacon sneak attacks Mr. Shhh!
Chip: Bacon will get that World Title shot at Independence Day. But we'll see him
first when he wrestles Gods Tears next week.
Fool: That's gonna be fun.
Chip: For the Sportin' Fool, Tim Thorsen, I'm Chip Collins. We'll see you next week
from D.C.
Fool: Don't miss it...
Chip & Fool: ...BE THERE!
(We see a tight shot of Artful Dodger, holding the TV Title belt high over his
head, as Westminster fires the crowd up. The shot fades.)
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c) 1998 SWF Triumphant Tuesday
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