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(A shot of a cheering arena crowd.)
Announcer: Seen live by over a million fans every year.
(A shot of the interior of the SWF broadcast truck.)
Announcer: And by over ten million people a week on television.
(The SWF logo appears on the screen)
Announcer: The Supreme Wrestling Federation.
The S-W-F.
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("Look into my eyes" by Bone Thugs 'n Harmony plays. We see a clip of Tom Pho's first ring
entramnce in the SWF.)
Chip: Tom Pho has dazzled SWF audiences ever since his debut last year.
(A clip of Pho clotheslining Sandman.)
Chip: With an impressive repertoire of wrestling and martial arts moves, Pho rose quickly
through the ranks here in the SWF. He eventually became the Toughman champion.)
(A clip of Pho hitting God's Tears with th Tiger Claw Heart Punch.)
Chip: We were hoping to see Tom Pho meet Sean McKenzie inside a steel cage at SWF Independence
Day. But Tom Pho's plane has crashed, and this great wrestler is missing.
(A clip of Tom Pho unmasking from his MIA outfit.)
Chip: We hope this is not the final chapter of Tom Pho's story.
(A still shot of a smiling Tom Pho.)
Chip: Triumphant Tuesday is NEXT!
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(An overhead shot of a wrestling ring in the middle of a vacant parking lot in a big city.
Night time. The opening bars of "The Extremist" by Joe Satriani play as we see shadowy figures
approach the ring from all sides. There is an explosion, near the ring, increasing the amount
of available light...
And we see the faces of the wrestlers. Jagged Edge and Shae Smith approach the ring as we
see an image of Edge executing the Shattered Dreams on Carey Stone projected on the building
behind him. Doug Bacon wanders in through the parked cars, as Paul Von Braun runs alongside
him, holding a case of beer. We see an image of Bacon executing the Fried Bacon on Eric Wright
projected on the building behind him.
Sandman walks in, waving his pitchfork and accompanied by Michelle. We see a shot of Sandman
knocking Lethal off the ladder projected on the building next to him. We see Pagan, surrounded
by candles, in a nearby alley. We see an image of Pagan hitting the Final Judgment on Mustafa
projected on the wall above him.
A shot of the ground near the ring. The Living Dead emerge through the soil, as a shot of
them hitting the Autopsy on the Westside Ridas is projected on the ground next to them. We see
Rock 'n Roll Animal standing atop a building, as an image of the Animal hitting a frog splash on
Sean Slade plays beneath him.
An ice cream truck pulls up and God's Tears emerges from the back, as a shot of GT applying
the Hurt on Death Angel is projected on the side of the truck. A stretch limo pulls right up
to ringside. We look in the back and see Mr. Shhh and the Men in Black watching a videotape of
Shhh hitting the Peacemaker on Akira the Samurai.
Cut to an overhead shot of the ring, with the SWF wrestlers approaching from all sides. As
they are all about to enter, we see a burst of fireworks, then the Triumphant Tuesday logo,
followed by another burst of fireworks, which dissolves to...)
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(The inside of a packed arena. There are screaming fans and fireworks going off around the
ring and along the rampway. The graphic reads:
"LIVE! MCI Center
Washington, D.C."
The camera pans the crowd, lingering on some of the unique signs there: "Online Onslaught"
"Tom Pho, we'll miss you.", "1-8-7: Here come the Thugz!", "Church of Pain", "Trinity for Life!"
"Bring back Monica Lewinsky!", and three guys dressed in Bill Clinton masks with a huge banner saying "GT: Bacon feels your pain!".)
Chip: Welcome, everyone, to the capital city of the United States!
(Shots of a bouncy young woman in a BZU T-shirt.)
Chip: Welcome to the MCI Center!
(Shot of SWF suits Brian Frenck, Pat McNeill and Tim Parker who are sitting in the front row.
They are wearing red, white and blue SWF Independence Day T-shirts. Three SWF security guards are seated next to Frenck.)
Chip: Welcome to Triumphant Tuesday!
(The angle pans down to the announce desk, where we see Chip Collins, wearing an SWF blazer and
a red power tie, next to "The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen, wearing a Philadelphia Phillies cap and jersey.)
Chip: I'm Chip Collins, along with the man wrestling fans love to love...
Fool: ..."The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen!
Chip: Eleven days and counting until the rematch between Mr. Shhh and Doug Bacon on pay-per-view on SWF Independence Day.
Fool: But first, Dougie B has to go through that psychopath they call Gods Tears.
Chip: Speaking of which, our own Texas Pete is standing by backstage with that strange man they call Dr. Benson. Texas?
(Texas Pete is standing by with a professional looking man in a white doctor's outfit.)
Chip: Thank ya, Chipper! Ah'm here with dis Doctah Benson feller. Doc?
Benson: Mr. Pete, as I have already told the SWF trainer, Dr. DaSilva, and the SWF front office, I am very concerned about the mental state of Mr. Tears. He has strong psychopathic tendencies, and has developed a dangerous fixation on this Doug Bacon person as the source of his troubles.
Texas: Wahl, I always knew dat feller wasn't right.
Benson: You're obviously not a psychiatrist. For my patient's own good, I have him under observation at a nearby clinic. He is not menatlly stable enough to wrestle. Hopefully, he will respond well to treatment, so that he can return to the outside world.
Texas: So, yer sayin' that he's too crazy to wrassle?
Benson: It's hopeless. (He walks off.)
Texas: Wahl, GT ain't gonna be in the ring t'naht. Let's throw up to y'all at ringside.
(Return to a shot of the broadcast table.)
Chip: Thanks, Texas Pete. We will see Doug Bacon in action against a mystery opponent. We'll announce more matches for Independence Day...
Fool: ...The Church of Pain vs. the world.
Chip: We'll also see Sean McKenzie and Artful Dodger defend their respective titles.
Fool: McKenzie vs. Sturm and Dodger vs. Vigilante. We'll be home early
Chip: But first, we have tag team action to kick things off. Let's go up to the ring and Jeff Ayres!
(Ring announcer Jeff Ayres, in his black tux and grey tie, takes the microphone.)
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, our opening contest tonight is set for one fall, with a 30 minute
time limit.
("Madman" by Silverchair plays as black-and-white footage of Madness fills the video wall.)
Jeff: Accompanied to the ring by their manager, Crazygirl, from parts unknown, at a total
combined weight of 524 pounds, the team of Insanity and Madman: MADNESS!
(Crazygirl and Madness come down the aisle, slapping hands with the fans. A few fans cheer them
on.)
Chip: Well, Madness has their work cut out for them tonight.
Fool: These two couldn't whip cream with an outboard motor.
[As Madness enters the ring, the music slowly fades into Bon Jovi's "Sleep When I'm Dead".
The arena lights dim and are replaced by strobe lights as The Living Dead
push open the curtains and the crowd boos loudly]
Jeff: And their opponents, the former two-time Supreme Wrestling Federation World Tag
Team Champions! At a total combined weight of 536 lbs., Rigor and
Mortis... The Living Dead!!!
[Rigor & Mortis make their way down to the ring. The crowd boos loudly.]
Chip: Here comes one of the all time great teams in the SWF.
Fool: They used to be part of Trinity. I'm not sure what's up with them now.
Chip: Chris Carroll is your referee, and we're set to go.
[The bell rings. They lock up.
Mortis uses a low blow on Madman.
Mortis goes for a bulldog headlock, but Madman counters it with a throw-off.
Madman executes a DDT on Mortis.
Madman is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Madman goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Mortis blocks it.
Mortis hits a superkick on Madman.
Mortis is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Mortis whips Madman into the ropes.
Mortis catches Madman in a chokehold.]
Chip: Fans, we still have very little news about former Toughman champion Tom Pho.
His plane apparently went down, and we're not sure if he perished in the crash or not.
Fool: Well, I'm hoping he survived.
[Chris Carroll counts: One, two, three, four.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, three, four.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, three, four, five.
Chris Carroll warns Mortis.
Mortis tags out to Rigor.
Rigor and Mortis whip Madman into the ropes.
They hit Madman with a double elbowsmash.
Rigor and Mortis hit Madman with a double dropkick to the knee.
Mortis leaves the ring.
Rigor hits a backbreaker on Madman.]
Chip: As a result, it's my understanding that our interview with Fatal Fury has been pushed
back until next week.
Fool: Yeah. Apparently Double F is at some type of memorial service for Pho.
(OOC: That, and the fact that the producer screwed up and forgot to get Jared his questions. We'll get Fatal on next week.)
[Rigor gets an armbar submission on Madman.
Madman is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Madman is struggling to reach the ropes.
Madman is inching his way towards the ropes.
Madman tries to escape the hold.
Madman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 28 seconds.
Rigor poses for the crowd.
There are lots of chants for Rigor.]
Chip: Rigor is one of the better submission wrestlers here in the SWF.
Fool: (* ahem *)
[Madman goes for a choke slam, but Rigor blocks it.
Rigor goes for a backbreaker, but Madman blocks it.
Madman uses a power bomb on Rigor.
Chris Carroll counts: One, shoulder up.
Madman goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Rigor blocks it.
Rigor tags out to Mortis.
Mortis puts Madman in a chokehold.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, three.
Mortis whips Madman into the ropes.
Mortis hits Madman with an elbow.]
Chip: Let's not forget that the Sportin' Fool is on the SWF Hotline tonight until midnight. Fool?
Fool: 1-900-SWF-NEWS. $2.49 a minute. Parents, you must have kids under 18 who call
and leave the phone off the hook for hours.
[Mortis uses a flying clothesline on Madman.
Mortis is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Mortis goes for a figure-four sleeper, but Madman blocks it.
Insanity enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Insanity executes an inverted backbreaker on Mortis.
Madman takes Mortis down with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.]
Fool: Tonight, we have word that one of the all-time legends of pro wrestling is thinking about
hanging up the trunks. Call now! You won't be able to sleep until you know for sure.
Chip: Near fall there by Madman.
[Madman and Insanity whip Mortis into the ropes.
They hit Mortis with a double elbowsmash.
Insanity leaves the ring.
Madman nails Mortis with a powerslam.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Madman complains about a slow count.
Madman has the crowd going wild.
Madman takes Mortis down with a fisherman suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.]
Chip: Mortis is sure having a tough time in there.
Fool: It's just weird not having the Dead as part of Trinity.
[Madman takes Mortis down with a side suplex.
Madman hits Mortis with an atomic drop.
Madman chops Mortis.
Madman hits Mortis.
The crowd is going crazy.
Madman hits Mortis.
Madman has the crowd going wild.
Madman goes for a running powerslam, but Mortis counters it with
an inside cradle.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.]
Chip: That was close!
Fool: He's gonna bring in Rigor, and maybe we can get somewhere now.
[Mortis tags out to Rigor.
Rigor goes for a full nelson, but Madman counters it with a backward kick.
Madman nails Rigor with a belly-to-back suplex.
Madman goes for an inverted power bomb, but Rigor blocks it.
Rigor puts Madman in a double chickenwing submission.
Madman breaks the hold after 8 seconds.
Madman tags out to Insanity.
Madman goes for a side suplex, but Rigor blocks it.
Madman rolls out of the ring.
Rigor whips Insanity into the ropes.]
Chip: Fans, we are so close to Independence Day, on Saturday, July 4th from the Fleet Center
in Boston. Massachusetts.
Fool: That's the night where Mr. Shhh finally takes care of Doug Bacon once and for all.
[Insanity hits Rigor with a kick.
Insanity hits Rigor with a jumping DDT.
Insanity catches Rigor in a half Boston.
Rigor reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Insanity whips Rigor into the ropes.
Insanity hits a tilt-a-whirl suplex on Rigor.
The crowd is really behind Insanity.]
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: Also on that spectacular Independence Day card, you'll see Hexx finally get that
American title match against Pagan.
[Rigor executes a powerslam on Insanity.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is going crazy.]
Fool: You mean this match ain't over yet?
[Insanity nails Rigor with a side suplex.
Insanity runs into the ropes.
Rigor hits Insanity with a clothesline.
Rigor whips Insanity into the ropes.
Rigor misses with an elbow.
Rigor goes for an armbar submission, but Insanity blocks it.
Insanity uses a running powerslam on Rigor.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
Insanity has the crowd going wild.]
Fool: No, sir!
Chip: We all know from experience how tough it is to beat the Living Dead.
[Insanity hits a Frankensteiner from the top rope on Rigor.
Chris Carroll counts: One, kickout.
The crowd is going crazy.
Insanity whips Rigor into the ropes.
Rigor hits Insanity with a clothesline.
Insanity falls out of the ring.
Rigor goes through the ropes.
Rigor hits a dropkick on Insanity.]
Chip: Dropkick on the floor.
Fool: This is where a team like the Dead can really take advantage.
[Chris Carroll counts: 1.
Rigor whips Insanity into the guardrail.
Rigor throws Insanity back into the ring.
Rigor throws Insanity out of the ring.
Rigor goes through the ropes.
Chris Carroll counts: 1.
Rigor whips Insanity into the guardrail.
Chris Carroll counts: 2.]
Chip: They're coming over by us now!
Fool: Heads up!
[Rigor whips Insanity into the guardrail.
Chris Carroll counts: 3.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Chris Carroll counts: 4.
Insanity knocks Rigor into the ringsteps.
Insanity goes for a German suplex, but Rigor blocks it.
Rigor whips Insanity into the guardrail in front of the SWF suits.
He yells at Brian Frenck.]
Chip: Insanity is just getting destroyed here on the outside.
Fool: The Living Dead feel they have something to prove to everyone here in the SWF.
[Rigor hits Insanity with a low blow.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Insanity whips Rigor into the guardrail.
Chris Carroll counts: 5.
Chris Carroll counts: 6.
Insanity reenters the ring.
Rigor follows him back in.
Insanity puts Rigor in a cobra clutch.]
Chip: Cobra clutch!
Fool: Yo, Joe.
[Rigor tries to escape the hold.
Rigor is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Rigor tries to escape the hold.
Insanity lets go after 21 seconds.
Insanity executes a side suplex on Rigor.
Insanity is going for the pin.
Chris Carroll counts: One, shoulder up.]
Fool: No soup for you!
Chip: Here comes Madman for the double team.
[Madman enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Insanity and Madman hit Rigor with a double power bomb.
Madman nails Rigor with a belly-to-back suplex.
The chants for Madman are deafening.
Insanity hits a spinning DDT on Rigor.
Mortis enters the ring and throws Madman out of the ring.
Rigor and Mortis whip Insanity into the ropes.
They hit Insanity with a double backdrop.]
Chip: That double backdrop alters the copmplexion of the match.
Fool: Look out!
[Mortis gives the sign for the Mortis Tortise.
Rigor tags Mortis.
Rigor lifts Insanity up.
Mortis nails Insanity with the Autopsy and goes for the pin.
The crowd erupts.]
Chip: It's the Autopsy! Their signature move!
[Chris Carroll counts: One, two, three.
The chants for Mortis are deafening.]
Fool: The Dead Live!
("Sleep while I'm dead" plays as Chris Carroll tries to raise Mortis's hand. Mortis jerks his
hand away and raises it himself.)
Jeff: Here are your winners, in 9:53, The Living Dead!
Chip: Let's go to The Sportin' Fool with our Castrol GTX replay.
(Highlights of the match play above a small Castrol GTX logo.)
Fool: Powerslam there by Rigor. A high double backdrop, then Rigor hoists him up for the Autopsy.
Damn, that looks painful. Drink Castrol GTX motor oil as part of your balanced breakfast.
Chip: What?...Uh, the Living Dead are your winners. Fans, when we return, we'll see the SWF
Television champion, The Artful Dodger! Don't you go away!
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(commercial for SWF action figures by Jakks.)
(commercial for Independence Day.)
(The Independence Day logo and ordering information appears on the screen.)
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Chip: We're back in Washington DC, at the MCI Center, with more of SWF Triumphant Tuesday.
Fool: The home of the Washington Capitals.
Chip: The Artful Dodger has a big match tonight against that cagey veteran, the Vigilante. Let's
take it up to Jeff Ayres.
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall, with a ten minute time limit.
It is for the SWF Television Title!
["Uprising" by Damn Yankees starts to play. The crowd boos.]
Jeff: Introducing the challenger, from Newark, New Jersey, weighing in at 289
pounds, here is The Vigilante!!
[Police lights illuminate the arena. Vigilante makes his way down to
the ring. He tries to slap hands with a few of the fans. The crowd is booing him heavily.]
Chip: Well, we're expecting a good showing from the Vigilan...
Fool: Listen!
(The crowd is chanting "Dodger, Dodger".)
Chip: Wow.
[The crowd cheers as "Fire It Up" by Busta Rhymes begins to play.]
Chip: The Television Champion is on his way to the ring!
Jeff: And his opponent! Being led to the ring by his manager,
Westminster, from London, England, weighing in at 178 pounds, here is the
SWF Television Champion, The Artful Dodger!!
[The Artful Dodger and Westminster walk out through the curtains. Dodger is wearing
the TV Title belt. The crowd is going wild as The Artful Dodger makes his way to
the ring throwing silver dollars into the crowd.]
Chip: He may be the most popular member of The Church of Pain! The Artful Dodger is on
his way into Independence Day with a heap of momentum!
Fool: Dodger just kicks ass.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
The Artful Dodger goes for a Soviet suplex, but The Vigilante blocks it.
The Vigilante nails The Artful Dodger with a front-layout superplex.
The Vigilante uses a choke slam on The Artful Dodger.
The Vigilante yells "You feel tough now, punk?" at his opponent.
The crowd is cheering on The Vigilante.
The Artful Dodger begs off.
The Vigilante gets a scorpion deathlock on The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
The Artful Dodger locks The Vigilante in a cobra clutch.)
Chip: These two are trading submission moves here in the early going. Fans, tickets go on sale
this Friday in St. Louis, Missouri, for the July 28th edition of Triumphant Tuesday, live from
the Kiel Center!
(The Artful Dodger lets go after 5 seconds.
The Artful Dodger struts across the ring.
The crowd is cheering on The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger hits a ropeburn on The Vigilante.
The Artful Dodger whips The Vigilante into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger hits The Vigilante with a kick.
The Artful Dodger takes The Vigilante down with a diving elbow smash.
The Artful Dodger is getting a good reaction from the crowd.)
Fool: And, Chip, if you get there by noon, you can meat the Living Dead. Former two time tag team
champions.
Chip: Great offense so far by The Artful Dodger.
(The Artful Dodger attemps to place The Vigilante on the turnbuckle, but
The Vigilante blocks it.
The Artful Dodger takes The Vigilante down with a jawbreaker.
The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes.
The Vigilante misses with an elbow.
The Artful Dodger hits The Vigilante with a clothesline.
The Artful Dodger catches The Vigilante in a cobra clutch.
The Artful Dodger lets go after 17 seconds.)
Fool: Damn. Dodger should've made him tap out.
Chip: I do question why he broke the submission hold.
(The Artful Dodger struts across the ring.
The crowd is really behind The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger takes The Vigilante down with a ropeburn.
The Artful Dodger nails The Vigilante with a Western lariat.
The Artful Dodger struts across the ring.
The crowd is really behind The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger nails The Vigilante with a Northern Lights suplex.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Northern lights suplex and a near fall there.
Fool: It's all Artful Dodger so far.
(The crowd is really behind The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger attemps to place The Vigilante on the turnbuckle, but
The Vigilante blocks it.
The Artful Dodger throws The Vigilante out of the ring.
The Artful Dodger goes through the ropes.
The chants for The Artful Dodger are deafening.
The Artful Dodger whips The Vigilante into the guardrail.
The Artful Dodger goes for a Soviet suplex, but The Vigilante blocks it.)
Fool: This Vigilante used to be Frenck's bodyguard. What the hell was Frenck thinking?
Chip: Vigilante can't afford to remain out on the floor.
(Andrew Borgert counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Vigilante goes for a tiger driver, but The Artful Dodger blocks it.
Andrew Borgert counts: 2.
The Vigilante is busted wide open.
The Artful Dodger goes for a diving elbow smash, but The Vigilante
counters it with a faceslam.
There are lots of chants for The Vigilante.
The Vigilante uses a spinebuster slam on The Artful Dodger.)
Chip: Vigilante is busted open, but he's starting to put together some moves.
Fool: Come on, Dodgah!
(Andrew Borgert counts: 3.
Andrew Borgert counts: 4.
The Vigilante reenters the ring.
The Artful Dodger follows him back in.
The Artful Dodger goes for a Soviet suplex, but The Vigilante blocks it.
The Vigilante nails The Artful Dodger with an inverted power bomb.
The crowd is going crazy.
The Vigilante uses a side suplex on The Artful Dodger.)
Chip: Big side suplex. We know that everything Vigilante does in there is designed to lead to
one move.
Fool: That's that Vendetta, right?
Chip: Yes. The brainbuster from the top.
(The Vigilante goes for a gutwrench suplex, but The Artful Dodger blocks it.
The Artful Dodger hits a Northern Lights suplex on The Vigilante.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd erupts.
The Artful Dodger goes for a backbreaker, but The Vigilante blocks it.
The Vigilante hits The Artful Dodger with a Russian legsweep.
The Vigilante hits The Artful Dodger with a gutwrench suplex.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, in the ropes...)
Chip: That was so close! Two near falls there!
(The Vigilante executes a front-layout superplex on The Artful Dodger.
The chants for The Vigilante are deafening.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 5 minutes remaining.
Fool: Dodger can't lose to someone like the Vigilante. Come on, Dodger!
(The Artful Dodger goes for an avalanche, but The Vigilante counters it with
a kick to the head.
The Vigilante is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, kickout.
The Vigilante whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes.
The Vigilante hits The Artful Dodger with a clothesline.
The Artful Dodger falls out of the ring.)
Chip: Again, you have to wonder about Vigilante.
Fool: Well, you can't win a title on the floor. He's counting on the ability to throw Dodger
back in.
(The Vigilante goes through the ropes.
Andrew Borgert counts: 1.
The Vigilante whips The Artful Dodger into the guardrail.
Andrew Borgert counts: 2.
The Vigilante whips The Artful Dodger into the guardrail.
The Vigilante goes for a thrust kick to the head, but The Artful Dodger
counters it with a duck-down move.
Andrew Borgert counts: 3.
The Artful Dodger whips The Vigilante into the guardrail.)
Fool: Great counter there by The Artful Dodger!
(Andrew Borgert counts: 4.
The Artful Dodger knocks The Vigilante into the ringpost.
The Artful Dodger throws The Vigilante back into the ring.
The Vigilante executes a Northern Lights suplex on The Artful Dodger.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.
The Vigilante hits The Artful Dodger with a short clothesline.)
Fool: No! Get to the ropes! Do something!
Chip: Vigilante's setting him up!
(The Vigilante places The Artful Dodger on the turnbuckle.
The Vigilante executes the Vendetta on The Artful Dodger.
The crowd is behind The Vigilante all the way.
The Vigilante goes for the pin.)
Fool: NO!
Chip: The cover!
(Andrew Borgert counts: One, two,...)
Chip: One! Two!
(...thr... kickout.)
Chip: He kicked out! He kicked out!
Fool: I don't believe it!
(The Vigilante whips The Artful Dodger into the turnbuckle, but The Artful Dodger
reverses it.
The Artful Dodger takes The Vigilante down with a kick to the head.
The Artful Dodger hits a punch on The Vigilante.
The Artful Dodger hits a spin kick on The Vigilante.
The Artful Dodger puts The Vigilante in a front facelock.
The Vigilante tries to escape the hold.)
Chip: Now, it's Dodger wearing down his opponent.
Fool: Geez, he had me scared there for a while.
(The Vigilante reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
The Artful Dodger hits The Vigilante with a Soviet suplex.
The Artful Dodger executes a backbreaker on The Vigilante.
The Artful Dodger is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, thr... kickout.)
Chip: Two and a half!
Fool; Just a matter of time now.
(The Artful Dodger throws The Vigilante out of the ring.
Andrew Borgert counts: one, The Vigilante reenters the ring.
The Artful Dodger uses a ropeburn on The Vigilante.)
Chip: Vigilante's in trouble.
Fool: Guess what time it is!
(The Artful Dodger executes the Robbing You Blind on The Vigilante.
The Artful Dodger goes for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three.
The Vigilante complains about a fast count.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Artful Dodger.)
Chip: Another win for The Artful Dodger!
Fool: Whoo-hoo!
("Fire it Up" by Busta Rhymes plays.)
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 7:45, The Artful Dodger!
(The Artful Dodger and Westminster celebrate in the center of the ring. Dodger holds up
his Television title belt.)
Chip: In just a moment here, we will learn about all the other matches coming up at SWF
Independence Day on the 4th of July.
("We could be Heroes" by the Wallflowers plays as Jeff Ayres is handed a sheet of paper.)
Jeff: Fans, I have the lineup here for SWF Independence Day!
(The crowd cheers as red, white and blue fireworks go off.)
Jeff: At Independence Day, Mr. Shhh will be defending the SWF World Title against Doug
Bacon, while Pagan will be defending his American Title against Hexx.
Chip: Well, those are the matches that have already been announced.
Jeff: We will see Rock 'n Roll Animal take on Ricky "Wildcard" Watts.
Fool: Go, Ricky!
Jeff: Axel Mate will wrestle The Judge, with the winner of that match receiving an International
Title shot against Sean McKenzie later that night!
Chip: Wow! What a match that will be!
Fool: What a break for The Duke, you mean.
Jeff: Sven "Icepick" Pieterson will get a TV Title shot!
Chip: Dodger could be in trouble!
Fool: Like hell.
Jeff: The Kold Blooded Killaz will defend the SWF Tag Team Titles against The Thugz!
Fool: Yes! Smells like blood to me!
Jeff: And finally, Sandman will defend the Toughamn Title against...Biggie Z!
Chip: Another surprise.
Fool: Oh, absolutely!
Chip: What a pay-per-view this will be. Fans, when we return on Triumphant Tuesday, we'll
see Doug Bacon take on...someone. Back after this.
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(Another commercial for SWF Independence Day. While that's playing, here's the SWF
Independence Day lineup one more time.)
Free for all
Match to be announced
Rock 'n Roll Animal vs. Ricky Watts
For an International Title Shot
Axel Mate vs. The Judge
SWF Television Title
Artful Dodger vs. Sven "the Icepick" Pieterson
SWF Toughman Title
Sandman vs. Biggie Z
SWF International Title
Sean McKenzie vs. Axel Mate/Judge winner
SWF Tag Team Titles
Kold Blooded Killaz vs. Thugz
SWF American Title
Pagan vs. Hexx
SWF World Title
Mr. Shhh vs. Doug Bacon
(back to our show)
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Chip: Triumphant Tuesday returns live from Washington, DC.
Fool: Pro wrestling's highest rated show, each and every Tuesday night!
Chip: Fans, Gods Tears was scheduled to meet Doug Bacon tonight, but GT has apparently
been committed for psychiatric evaluation, and will not be here tonight.
Fool: Like he's the only insane guy around here.
Chip: Let's see who Doug Bacon will face. Here's Jeff Ayres.
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall with
a 30 minute time limit.
["For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica starts to play.]
Fool: Not this loser!
Jeff: Introducing first, from Greenland, weighing in at 250lbs, here is the
Giant Killer!!
[The Giant Killer makes his way to the ring to the cheers of the crowd.
Several fireworks are launched as he enters the ring.]
Chip: Well, the Giant Killer earns the dubious distinction of a match against Doug Bacon.
Jeff: And his opponent...
["99 Bottles Of Milk" starts to play.]
Jeff: From Sudbury, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 335 pounds, he is
the former SWF World Champion, Doug Bacon!!
[Doug Bacon emerges from the entrance, carrying a black gym bag and taking a swig from a
carton of milk. The crowd is cheering him on.]
Chip: Since his return to the SWF, Doug Bacon has been on an absolute tear. The only problems
he has had recently were the no decison in his match with Mr. Shhh at Beach Brawl and the
brutal attacks on him by the MIA's.
Fool: I don't know how long Bacon can survive on his own.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Doug Bacon whips Giant Killer into the ropes, but Giant Killer reverses it.
Doug Bacon goes for a clawhold, but Giant Killer counters it with a low blow.
Giant Killer goes for a powerslam, but Doug Bacon counters it with a lariat.
Doug Bacon takes Giant Killer down with a spinning power bomb.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Spinning power bomb there by Doug Bacon. Fool, your reaction to the lineup for SWF
Independence Day.
Fool: This will probably be a hell of a night for the Church of Pain.
(Doug Bacon whips Giant Killer into the ropes.
Giant Killer hits Doug Bacon with a clothesline.
Doug Bacon falls out of the ring.
Chris Carroll counts: one, Doug Bacon reenters the ring.
Giant Killer takes Doug Bacon down with a moonsault.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
A small "Giant Killer" chant is being started.)
Chip: Wow. A near fall there by the Giant Killer.
Fool: Bacon's pissed. He's been waiting to face GT, and GT's off at the funny farm. I'd hate
to be Giant Killer.
(Giant Killer catches Doug Bacon in a figure-four leglock.
Doug Bacon's shoulders are on the mat.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is cheering on Giant Killer.
Doug Bacon is inching his way towards the ropes.
Doug Bacon reaches the ropes after being trapped for 28 seconds.
Giant Killer flexes his muscles.
The crowd is cheering on Giant Killer.)
Chip: Don't look now, but the Giant Kiler has Bacon in trouble.
Fool: Got a question for you. Where's Von Braun?
(Giant Killer uses an inverted atomic drop on Doug Bacon.
Giant Killer goes for a dropkick, but Doug Bacon counters it with a side step.
Doug Bacon has the crowd going wild.
Doug Bacon hits Giant Killer with a Northern Lights suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
Doug Bacon complains about a slow count.)
Chip: Near fall by Bacon. I don't know where Paul is!
Fool: Does anybody else think that's suspicious?
(Doug Bacon goes for an Indian deathlock, but Giant Killer blocks it.
Giant Killer gets a sleeperhold on Doug Bacon.
Doug Bacon reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Giant Killer goes for a DDT, but Doug Bacon counters it with a low blow.
Doug Bacon hits Giant Killer with a spinning power bomb.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
Doug Bacon goes over to his corner and chugs down some milk.
The crowd is behind Doug Bacon all the way.)
Chip: Well, Bacon doesn't seem worried.
Fool: He should be. The Church of Pain wants to get hold of him, and so does Fatal Fury.
(Doug Bacon puts Giant Killer in the STF.
Giant Killer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Giant Killer uses a fallaway slam on Doug Bacon.
Giant Killer executes a backbreaker on Doug Bacon.
Doug Bacon places Giant Killer on the turnbuckle.
Doug Bacon takes Giant Killer down with a belly-to-belly superplex.
The chants for Doug Bacon are deafening.)
Chip: Big superplex. I have the feeling, after the opening moments, that Doug Bacon is just
going to enjoy his workout.
Fool: Well, Giant Killer is kind of overmatched.
(Doug Bacon attemps to place Giant Killer on the turnbuckle, but Giant Killer
blocks it.
Doug Bacon hits Giant Killer with the Running Forearm Smash.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
Doug Bacon goes over to his corner and chugs down some milk.
The crowd is giving Doug Bacon a standing ovation.
Doug Bacon locks Giant Killer in a camel clutch.
Giant Killer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Doug Bacon hits a flying bodypress on Giant Killer.
Chris Carroll counts: One, kickout.)
Chip: A pair of near falls by Bacon. Don't forget to join us this Thursday night for SWF Around
the World, where you'll see Pagan take on The Judge.
Fool: That won't suck. Trinity will be there too.
(The crowd is on its feet cheering for Doug Bacon.
Giant Killer uses a DDT on Doug Bacon.
There are lots of chants for Giant Killer.
Giant Killer nails Doug Bacon with a spinning power bomb.
Chris Carroll counts: One, kickout.
Giant Killer complains about a slow count.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Doug Bacon.)
Chip: Giant Killer holding his own so far.
Fool: He put up a good fight at Slaughterhouse too. But it won't be enough.
(Doug Bacon executes an inside cradle on Giant Killer.
Chris Carroll counts: One, shoulder up.
Doug Bacon executes a power bomb on Giant Killer.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: That was close. Nice power bomb by Bacon.
(Doug Bacon goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Giant Killer counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
Giant Killer flexes his muscles.
There are lots of chants for Giant Killer.
Giant Killer nails Doug Bacon with a DDT.
Giant Killer has the crowd going wild.
Giant Killer hits Doug Bacon with a spinning power bomb.
Chris Carroll counts: One, shoulder up.
Giant Killer has the crowd going wild.)
Chip: More of the same by Giant Killer.
Fool: Little Sexy's got some power, but I don't think he's a serious threat.
(Giant Killer whips Doug Bacon into the ropes, but Doug Bacon reverses it.
Doug Bacon nails Giant Killer with the Running Forearm Smash.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
Doug Bacon goes over to his corner and chugs down some milk.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Doug Bacon.
Doug Bacon goes for a spinning power bomb, but Giant Killer counters it with
an enzuilariato.
Giant Killer flexes his muscles.
The crowd is going crazy.)
Chip: Have you noticed how much Bacon is wrestling lately?
Fool: A lot. He's taking this return match at Independence Day very seriously.
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
(Giant Killer whips Doug Bacon into the ropes.
Doug Bacon goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Giant Killer blocks it.
Giant Killer hits Doug Bacon with a slap.
Doug Bacon hits a front-layout superplex on Giant Killer.
Doug Bacon runs into the ropes.
Doug Bacon hits Giant Killer with a clothesline.
Giant Killer falls out of the ring.
Chris Carroll counts: one, two, three, four, Giant Killer reenters the ring.)
Fool: If you're Bacon, you have to have a plan. Because Sandman, Pagan and Dodger are going
to be watching Mr. Shhh's back. And nobody trusts you.
Chip: I hope that Brian Frenck will take some steps to avoid a repeat of what happened at
Beach Brawl.
(Doug Bacon is going for the pin.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
Doug Bacon complains about a slow count.)
Chip: Bacon looks frustrated in there.
(Doug Bacon whips Giant Killer into the ropes, but Giant Killer reverses it.
Giant Killer misses with a clothesline.
Giant Killer misses with a shoulderblock.
Doug Bacon misses with a kick.
Doug Bacon misses with a clothesline.
Doug Bacon executes a spinning power bomb on Giant Killer.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Doug Bacon.)
Fool: Yeah. You have to remember that Bacon was training for Gods Tears. And he has actually
been TRAINING.
Chip: This looks like the beginning of the end.
(Doug Bacon takes Giant Killer down with the Running Forearm Smash.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Doug Bacon.
Doug Bacon goes for the STF, but Giant Killer blocks it.
Giant Killer hits Doug Bacon.
Giant Killer chops Doug Bacon.
Doug Bacon chops Giant Killer.
The crowd is behind Doug Bacon all the way.)
Fool: Giant Killer needs to stop trying to match power and go back to working the legs.
Chip: Do you know what might be in that gym bag Bacon brought to ringside?
Fool: No.
(Doug Bacon hits Giant Killer.
The crowd is behind Doug Bacon all the way.
Doug Bacon executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Giant Killer.
Doug Bacon goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Giant Killer counters it with
a backdrop.
Giant Killer executes a dropkick on Doug Bacon.
Giant Killer executes a neck snap on Doug Bacon.
Giant Killer executes a dropkick on Doug Bacon.)
Chip: The Fool called that one, fans.
Fool: Giant Killer has so much potential. But he can't get it together.
(Giant Killer takes Doug Bacon down with a neck snap.
Giant Killer nails Doug Bacon with a kick to the head.
Giant Killer goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Doug Bacon blocks it.
Doug Bacon hits a front-layout superplex on Giant Killer.
Doug Bacon executes a short lariat on Giant Killer.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Doug Bacon.
Doug Bacon goes over to his corner and chugs down some milk.
The chants for Doug Bacon are deafening.)
Chip: Tim, this is not the Doug Bacon we're accustomed to seeing. It's as though he wants to
prove that he has the stamina to wrestle a long match.
Fool: Bacon likes to finish off guys quickly, so I'm guessing it's all training for Mr. Shhh.
(Doug Bacon goes for a flying forearm, but Giant Killer counters it with
a duck-down move.
Giant Killer punches Doug Bacon.
The crowd is cheering on Giant Killer.
Doug Bacon hits Giant Killer.
The crowd is giving Doug Bacon a standing ovation.
Doug Bacon chops Giant Killer.
The crowd erupts.)
Chip: It looks like he wnats to end this now.
Fool: Here we go.
(Doug Bacon goes for a spinning power bomb, but Giant Killer counters it with
a bulldog headlock.
Giant Killer uses a powerslam on Doug Bacon.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Giant Killer has the crowd going wild.)
Chip: He got...No! Bacon just does kick out.
Fool: Killer ducked his head. Look out!
(Doug Bacon takes Giant Killer down with the Doctor Bomb.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Doug Bacon.)
Chip: Bacon wins another one!
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 7:44, Doug Bacon!
("99 Bottles of Milk" plays as Bacon grabs his gym bag from ringside. We hear the sound of heavy
machinery.)
Fool: What the...?
(Doug Bacon has pulled a straitjacket out from his bag. We see a grappling hook and line being
lowered from the ceiling.)
Chip: Look! There's Von Braun!
(A shot of the crane that is used to raise and lower the light array is shown. We see Doug
Bacon's manager, Paul Von Braun, working the controls. Doug Bacon is wrapping the unconscious
Giant Killer in the straitjacket.)
Bacon: This one's for you, Tears.
(Bacon hoists the straitjacketed Giant Killer onto the metal hook of the crane. Von Braun raises
the crane and Giant Killer is slowly hoisted up toward the rafters.
Chip: It looks like Doug Bacon wants to send a message to the SWF.
Fool: I think the message is for GT. But what do I know?
Chip: Well, things aren't slowing down any! When we return, Sean McKenzie puts his International
Title on the line. Don't you dare miss it!
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("Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" plays as we see Sandman rake Mike
Stevens face against the cage.)
Voice: It's the ultimate test.
(Clip of a blindfolded Vigilante slamming Coldblooded.)
Voice: The ten toughest wrestlers.
(Clip of Jagged Edge locking the Shattered Dreams on Vigilante.)
Voice: Nine brutal matches.
(Clip of Jagged Edge and Equalizer hitting each other with the bullrope.)
Voice: It's the Run of Death. And you'll only find it in the Supreme Wrestling
Federation.
(Clip of Equalizer and War Machine brawling up the aisle.)
Voice: Returning, by popular demand, to the SWF this summer.
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Chip: Welcome back to Triumphant Tuesday. Don't forget that the second annual
Run of Death begins next month, and will wrap up on August 16th at Hostile Takeover.
Fool: It can't be a REAL Run of Death without Equalizer.
Chip: Jeff Ayres is standing by, and it's time for tonight's main event!
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall, with a 30 minute time
limit, and it is for the SWF International Title!
["Drug against War" by KMFDM starts to play.]
Jeff: Introducing the challenger, accompanied by Fraulein Domina, from Bremen,
Germany, weighing in at 308 pounds, here is Panzer Sturm!
[The lights dim and spotlights run around the arena as Panzer Sturm stares
straight ahead as he and Fraulein Domina head towards the ring to the sounds
of cheers and boos.]
Chip: This is the first major title shot for Panzer Sturm here in the SWF.
Fool: And probably the last.
[Sturm enters the ring as the music dies down. "Sons Of Scotland" by James Horner starts
to play, and teh Revolution logo appears onscreen.]
Jeff: And his opponent, being led to the ring by Lady Jezebel, from
Edinburgh, Scotland, weighing in at 375 pounds, here is the reigning SWF
International Champion, Sean "The Duke" McKenzie!!
[The crowd pops as McKenzie and Jezebel walk out the entrance. Several
sparkler type fireworks are launched behind him. As they make their way
down to the ring, both Sean and Jezebel throw white roses into the
audience. The fans are going wild as they enter the ring.]
Chip: There's the greatest SWF International Champion of all time.
Fool: Except for Equalizer.
Chip: Jeff "No DQ" Hart is your referee, and we're ready to go.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Sean McKenzie kicks Panzer Sturm.
Panzer Sturm hits Sean McKenzie.
A small "Panzer Sturm" chant is being started.
Panzer Sturm chops Sean McKenzie.
A small "Panzer Sturm" chant is being started.
Panzer Sturm chops Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is responding to Panzer Sturm.)
Chip: Sturm opens up with the chops. And you have to wonder whether Axel Mate or The Judge
will get that International Title shot at Independence Day.
Fool: It'll be The Judge, since I hate Axel.
(Panzer Sturm takes Sean McKenzie down with a short clothesline.
Panzer Sturm places Sean McKenzie on the turnbuckle.
Panzer Sturm hits Sean McKenzie with a belly-to-belly superplex.
The crowd is cheering on Panzer Sturm.
Panzer Sturm locks Sean McKenzie in a sleeperhold.
Sean McKenzie is struggling to reach the ropes.
Sean McKenzie reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.)
Chip: I just received word about next week's show, and the Fool will be very pleased.
Fool: What is it? Jezebel and Domina in a mud wrestling match?
Chip: Well, no.
Fool: Then how happy could I be?
(Panzer Sturm whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
Panzer Sturm misses with a clothesline.
Panzer Sturm takes Sean McKenzie down with a spinebuster slam.
Jeff Hart counts: One, shoulder up.
Panzer Sturm whips Sean McKenzie into the turnbuckle, but Sean McKenzie
reverses it.
Sean McKenzie runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Sean McKenzie takes Panzer Sturm down with a headlock takedown.
Sean McKenzie hits a jack-knife power bomb on Panzer Sturm.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Big near fall by McKenzie! Next week, we'll be at the Copps Coliseum in Hamilton,
Ontario, Canada. The main event will feature Sven Pieterson against Kaos!
Fool: I'll miss Sven.
(Sean McKenzie hits a European uppercut on Panzer Sturm.
Sean McKenzie throws Panzer Sturm out of the ring.
Sean McKenzie goes through the ropes.
Sean McKenzie throws Panzer Sturm back into the ring.
Sean McKenzie executes a diving elbow smash on Panzer Sturm.
The crowd is responding to Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie throws Panzer Sturm out of the ring.
Sean McKenzie goes through the ropes.)
Chip: The action goes to the floor.
Fool: McKenzie should dominate here.
(Jeff Hart counts: 1.
Panzer Sturm whips Sean McKenzie into the guardrail.
Panzer Sturm knocks Sean McKenzie into the ringpost.
The crowd is behind Panzer Sturm all the way.
Jeff Hart counts: 2.
Panzer Sturm whips Sean McKenzie into the guardrail.
Panzer Sturm takes Sean McKenzie down with a forearm to the back.
Jeff Hart counts: 3.)
Chip: Panzer Sturm is performing well against this member of the Revolution.
Fool: Got news for you, Chip. McKenzie IS the Revolution.
(Panzer Sturm knocks Sean McKenzie into the ringpost.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Panzer Sturm uses a knee to the back on Sean McKenzie.
Jeff Hart counts: 4.
Panzer Sturm reenters the ring.
Sean McKenzie follows him back in.
Sean McKenzie takes Panzer Sturm down with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker.
Sean McKenzie catches Panzer Sturm in a double reverse chinlock.)
Chip: Submission move now by the champion.
Fool: Sturm's never really panned out the way the SWF has wanted him to. I don't know why.
(Panzer Sturm is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Panzer Sturm reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Sean McKenzie hits Panzer Sturm with a choke slam.
Sean McKenzie goes for a diving elbow smash, but Panzer Sturm counters it with
a faceslam.
There are lots of chants for Panzer Sturm.
Panzer Sturm locks Sean McKenzie in a kneelock submission.
Sean McKenzie reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.)
Chip: Well, Panzer did beat Sean in their only previous meeting.
Fool: Sturm was the hot wrestler when he started, but not anymore.
(Panzer Sturm hits an inverted power bomb on Sean McKenzie.
Panzer Sturm hits Sean McKenzie with a jawbreaker.
Panzer Sturm takes Sean McKenzie down with a spinebuster slam.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
Panzer Sturm nails Sean McKenzie with a headbutt.
Panzer Sturm is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: We were just a half a count away from a new International Champion.
Fool: That would've screwed our buyrate.
(Sean McKenzie whips Panzer Sturm into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie misses with a clothesline.
Panzer Sturm hits Sean McKenzie with a shoulderblock.
Panzer Sturm whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie bumps into Jeff Hart.
Panzer Sturm and Sean McKenzie get hit with a double clothesline.
Panzer Sturm whips Sean McKenzie into the turnbuckle.
Panzer Sturm runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Sean McKenzie lifts his
knee.)
Chip: McKenzie lifts the knee.
Fool: Jeff Hart's missing a hell of a match.
(The crowd is behind Sean McKenzie all the way.
Sean McKenzie hits a jack-knife power bomb on Panzer Sturm.
There is no referee to count.
The crowd is behind Sean McKenzie all the way.
Sean McKenzie is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Jeff Hart is back on the job.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: No! McKenzie had Sturm down for a least a ten count before Hart was able to pull it
together.
Fool: Well, if Duke loses, we'll know who to blame.
(Panzer Sturm executes a knee to the back on Sean McKenzie.
Panzer Sturm executes a side suplex on Sean McKenzie.
Panzer Sturm catches Sean McKenzie in a grapevine.
Sean McKenzie is struggling to reach the ropes.
Sean McKenzie reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Panzer Sturm hits Sean McKenzie with an earringer.)
Chip: Panzer gets the break, and he capitalizes on it.
Fool: Hey, maybe I was wrong about Panzer!
(Panzer Sturm attemps to place Sean McKenzie on the turnbuckle, but Sean McKenzie
blocks it.
Sean McKenzie executes a Tombstone on Panzer Sturm.
Sean McKenzie throws Panzer Sturm back into the ring.
Sean McKenzie puts Panzer Sturm in a bearhug.
Sean McKenzie lets go after 5 seconds.
Sean McKenzie executes the Execution on Panzer Sturm.)
Chip: Execution! Execution!
Fool: When Sturm wakes up, he's gonna be one sour Kraut.
(There are lots of chants for Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie goes for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three.
Panzer Sturm complains about a fast count.
The crowd is going crazy.)
Chip: The Duke wins. Sean McKenzie is going to Independence Day, where he will face either
Axel Mate or The Judge!
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 5:10, and still SWf International Champion, Sean McKenzie!
(McKenzie and Jezebel celebrate with the fans as the fireworks go off.)
Chip: For the Sportin' Fool, Tim Thorsen, I'm Chip Collins. We'll see you next week
from Hamilton.
Fool: Don't miss it...
Chip & Fool: ...BE THERE!
(We see McKenzie hug Jezebel as the shot fades and lettering goes up on the screen.)
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(THIS SHOW IS DEDICATED TO "TIGER" TOM PHO, A GREAT ATHLETE AND COMPETITOR.)
c) 1998 SWF Triumphant Tuesday
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