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(A shot of a cheering arena crowd.)
Announcer: Seen live by over a million fans every year.
(A shot of the interior of the SWF broadcast truck.)
Announcer: And by over ten million people a week on television.
(The SWF logo appears on the screen)
Announcer: The Supreme Wrestling Federation.
The S-W-F.
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(A beautiful summer day along the Inner Harbor in Baltimore, as we see little kids playing with
the SWF Action Figures in a vacant field near the parking lot of Frenck Tower. We hear the
faint strains of "We can be Heroes" by the Wallflowers starting up in the background.)
# I...I will be king
And you...You will be queen #
(Suddenly, the sun is blocked out. The children look up to see agroup of four spaceships,
obscuring the sunlight.)
# Though nothing will
Drive them away
We can beat them #
(We see that the four ships are replicas of the World Title Belt, Toughman Title belt, American
Title Belt and TV Title belt.)
# Just for one day
We can be Heroes
Just for one day #
(We see the Church of Pain, on a set that looks like the bridge from "Star Trek: Voyager". The
four wrestlers are there with Westminster, David Storm, Michelle and the Men in Black. They are
all wearing Church of Pain hats and Starfleet-style uniforms, and are obviously celebrating
their "invasion".)
# And you...You can be mean
And I...I'll drink all the time
'Cause we're lovers #
(A shot of the interior of Frenck Tower, with SWF President Brian Frenck lecturing in a
classroom, in front of diagrams of the Church of Pain ships. All the SWF wrestlers are clad in
orange astronaut suits, watching intently.)
# And that is a fact
Yes we're lovers
And that is that #
(We see Stefania and Page kissing Zack Adams goodbye.)
# Though nothing
Will keep us together
We could steal time
Just for one day #
(We see Doug Bacon, Biggie Z, Hexx, and Sven Pieterson, leaving Frenck Tower together.)
#We can be Heroes
Forever and ever
What d'you say? #
(We see the four men enbter a giant rocket ship, with the SWF logo on the side.)
# Though nothing
Will drive them away
We can be Heroes
Just for one day #
(We see the spaceship lift off, heading toward the Church of Pain battle ships.)
Chip: Triumphant Tuesday is NEXT!
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(An overhead shot of a wrestling ring in the middle of a vacant parking lot in a big city.
Night time. The opening bars of "The Extremist" by Joe Satriani play as we see shadowy figures
approach the ring from all sides. There is an explosion near the ring, increasing the amount
of available light...
And we see the faces of the wrestlers. Jagged Edge and Shae Smith approach the ring as we
see an image of Edge executing the Shattered Dreams on Carey Stone projected on the building
behind him. Doug Bacon wanders in through the parked cars, as Paul Von Braun runs alongside
him, holding a case of beer. We see an image of Bacon executing the Fried Bacon on Eric Wright
projected on the building behind him.
Sandman walks in, waving his pitchfork and accompanied by Michelle. We see a shot of Sandman
knocking Lethal off the ladder projected on the building next to him. We see Pagan, surrounded
by candles, in a nearby alley. We see an image of Pagan hitting the Final Judgment on Mustafa
projected on the wall above him.
A shot of the ground near the ring. The Living Dead emerge through the soil, as a shot of
them hitting the Autopsy on the Westside Ridas is projected on the ground next to them. We see
Rock 'n Roll Animal standing atop a building, as an image of the Animal hitting a frog splash on
Sean Slade plays beneath him.
An ice cream truck pulls up and God's Tears emerges from the back, as a shot of GT applying
the Hurt on Death Angel is projected on the side of the truck. A stretch limo pulls right up
to ringside. We look in the back and see Mr. Shhh and the Men in Black watching a videotape of
Shhh hitting the Peacemaker on Akira the Samurai.
Cut to an overhead shot of the ring, with the SWF wrestlers approaching from all sides. As
they are all about to enter, we see a burst of fireworks, then the Triumphant Tuesday logo,
followed by another burst of fireworks, which dissolves to...)
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(The inside of a packed arena. There are screaming fans and fireworks going off around the
ring and along the rampway. The graphic reads:
"LIVE! Copps Coliseum
Hamilton, Ontario"
The camera pans the crowd, lingering on some of the unique signs there: "I read The Observer!"
"USA Soccer sucks", "Trinity = Armageddon = Ben Affleck", "We love Ground Zero", "McKenzie for
life, McKenzie forever!" "Bring back The Extremist!", and three guys dressed in German soccer
jerseys with a huge banner saying "USA is not OK".)
Chip: Welcome, everyone, to Hamilton, Ontario!
(Shots of a bouncy young woman in a Church of Pain T-shirt.)
Chip: Welcome to the Copps Coliseum!
(Shot of SWF suits Brian Frenck, Pat McNeill and Tim Parker who are sitting in the front row.
They are wearing red, white and blue SWF Independence Day T-shirts. Three SWF security guards
are seated next to Frenck.)
Chip: Welcome to Triumphant Tuesday!
(The angle pans down to the announce desk, where we see Chip Collins, wearing an SWF blazer and
a red power tie, next to "The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen, wearing an Abilene Prarie Dogs cap
and Trinity T-shirt.)
Chip: I'm Chip Collins, along with the man wrestling fans love to love...
Fool: ..."The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen!
Chip: In just four days, we will see the most highly anticipated pay-per-view in some time, as
SWF Independence Day makes its way to the Fleet Center in Boston.
Fool: Well, someone has to fight the Church of Pain for all the gold.
Chip: Two of the men who have a quarrel with the Church meet tonight in our main event, as
we'll see Kaos of Trinity battle Sven "the Icepick" Pieterson".
Fool: Well, I'll give the Svenster credit for realizing that he wants to be in Trinity. That
shows a lot of common sense. But it shows even more common sense for Trinity to turn him down.
Chip: We'll also tag team action as the former champs, Sound & Fury, meet the newcomers, Ground
Zero.
Fool: Ground Zero might even break a sweat in this one.
Chip: Texas Pete welcomes fatal Fury, and The Artful Dodger defends his TV Title. But first,
let's go up to the ring and Jeff Ayres!
(Ring announcer Jeff Ayres, in his black tux and grey tie, takes the microphone.)
Jeff: The following contest is set for one fall. Coming down the aisle,
accompanied by Sapphire and weighing in at 265 pounds, here is Duke "The Dream"
Diamond!
["Sirius" by Alan Parsons Project plays. The lights dim and a slow spinning
glass lighted ball is lowered from the ceiling. Prisms of light illuminate
the arena. The curtains in the back of the arena part and a dazzling Duke
Diamond appears with his manager, Sapphire. Fireworks are launched as the two
walk down the ramp to the aisle. The crowd is giving him a mixed reaction.
Duke enters the ring as his music dies down.)
Chip: Duke Diamond is trying to reverse his recent losing streak...
Fool: Face it. Duke "the Disco Dumpster" Dumbass is going to pull a reverse Goldberg.
[As Duke enters the ring, the music fades down and "Planet Boom" by
Tommy Lee starts to play.]
Jeff: And his opponent, being led to the ring by his manager, Tarzan
Taborda, from Oeiras, Portugal, weighing in at 234 pounds, here is Axel
"The Hammer" Mate!!
[Axel and Tarzan emerge from the entrance as several fireworks are launched.
Axel slaps hands with several of the fans on the way to the ring. The
crowd cheers loudly.]
Chip: This man could be the next International Champion, Fool.
Fool: And monkeys might spontaneously decide to fly out of my ass.
Chip: Uh...Tim Thorsen, ladies and gentlemen.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Duke Diamond kicks Axel Mate.
Axel Mate hits Duke Diamond.
Axel Mate goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Duke Diamond blocks it.
Duke Diamond goes for a backspin DDT, but Axel Mate counters it with
a belly-to-belly suplex.
The crowd is responding to Axel Mate.
Axel Mate nails Duke Diamond with an elbowsmash.
Axel Mate goes for a bodyslam, but Duke Diamond counters it with an elbowsmash.)
Chip: Big elbow there by Mate in the opening seconds. We will see The Hammer take on The...
Fool: Hold on, Chipper!
(Duke Diamond takes Axel Mate down with a ropeburn.
The large man in face paint and sunglasses comes to ringside.)
Chip: Well, there he is again. This is the third time this man has come to ringside during an
Axel Mate match.
(Duke Diamond goes for a ropeburn, but Axel Mate blocks it.
Axel Mate executes a reverse neckbreaker on Duke Diamond.
A small "Axel Mate" chant is being started.
Axel Mate places Duke Diamond on the turnbuckle.)
Fool: Already?
(Axel Mate executes the Hammer Whacker Drop on Duke Diamond.
Axel Mate is getting a good reaction from the crowd.)
Chip: A spectacular move by the Portuguese superstar!
(Axel Mate goes for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going crazy.)
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 1:09, Axel "The Hammer" Mate!
("Planet Boom" begins to play. The large man with the face paint is smiling as he leaves
ringside.)
Chip: Wow! That was fast. Now, with the N64 Replay, here's the Sportin' Fool.
(Clips of the match begin to play, while the Fool narrates.)
Fool: Uh, okay. Mate with the belly-to-belly. He then hits that reverse neckbreaker on Dancin'
Dooky, then up to the top for the Hammer Whacker. I've always said nobody is a bigger Whacker
than Axel Mate.
Chip: What?...Nintendo brings you the N64 system. Killer of hopes, smasher of dreams.
Fans, when we return, we'll see the SWF Television champion, The Artful Dodger!
Don't you go away!
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[Scene fades up to a shot of Brian Frenck, Pat McNeill, and Tim Parker
inside some kind of military facility. They are looking over an infrared
photograph.]
TP: It's roughly one quarter the size of our moon. And it's headed for
Earth.
PM: A Meteorite?
TP: No sir.
BF: How can you tell?
TP: Because it's slowing down.
[Cut to a shot of Downtown Boston as people are walking along then
suddenly stop and stare at the sky. A large shadow falls over Boston.
The camera shot then changes to reveal 4 large objects hovering in the
sky. The objects are shaped like SWF Championship belts. They make
their way through the city before finally stopping over the Fleet
Center. The lead Belt is hovering directly over the arena. Suddenly
the belt shoots out a green laser down onto the Fleet Center, causing it
to explode. The explosion covers the screen and then reveals the words
"SWF Independence Day. July 4th. Only on PPV."]
Announcer: Enjoy your Independence Day. It just might be your last.
(The Independence Day logo and ordering information appears on the screen.)
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Chip: We're back in Hamilton, Ontario, at the Copps Coliseum, with more of SWF Triumphant
Tuesday.
Fool: Copps. I love that show.
Chip: This next match should be interesting as a member of the Church of Pain meets a member of
the SWF's newest stable, Our next Evolution.
Fool: Fire it up!
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall, with a ten minute time
limit.
It is for the SWF Television Title!
["Time Warp" from Rocky Horror Picture show starts to play. The crowd cheers.]
Jeff: Introducing the challenger, from San Francisco, weighing in at 250 pounds, here is Time
Warp!
[Time Warp emerges from the curtain. The crowd roots him on.]
Chip: Well, the fans appear to be supporting the O.n.E. in...Fool?
(The Fool is standing on his chair, facing the crowd, leading them in a chant of "Dodger,
Dodger".)
Chip: I should have been a golf announcer.
[The crowd cheers as "Fire It Up" by Busta Rhymes begins to play.]
Jeff: And his opponent! Being led to the ring by his manager,
Westminster, from London, England, weighing in at 178 pounds, here is the
SWF Television Champion, The Artful Dodger!!
[The Artful Dodger and Westminster walk out through the curtains. Dodger is wearing
the TV Title belt. The crowd is going wild as The Artful Dodger makes his way to
the ring throwing silver dollars into the crowd.]
Chip: Andrew Borgert is your referee. The winner of this one meets Sven Pieterson Saturday
night on pay-per-view.
Fool: That's prety funny, Chip.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Time Warp runs into the ropes.
Time Warp executes a knee to the back on The Artful Dodger.
Time Warp catches The Artful Dodger in an octopus hold.
Time Warp lets go after 14 seconds.
Time Warp runs into the ropes.
Time Warp hits a knee to the back on The Artful Dodger.
Time Warp goes for a jumping elbow thrust, but The Artful Dodger
counters it with a duck-down move.)
Fool: Ha-hah!
Chip: As the match begins, Sportin' Fool, could you tell us what's on the Fool's Gold segment
on the SWF Hotline?
(The Artful Dodger hits Time Warp.
The Artful Dodger kicks Time Warp.
The Artful Dodger is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Time Warp kicks The Artful Dodger.
Time Warp hits The Artful Dodger.
A small "Time Warp" chant is being started.
The Artful Dodger punches Time Warp.
The Artful Dodger is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes.)
Fool: Great. I wanted to see this match too. Oh, well, I'll go fast. 1-900-SWF-NEWS. $2.49
a minute, unless you're in Canada, in which case I'll charge you twice as much because Canadian
money sucks.
(People in the front row begin throwing Canadian pennies at The Fool.)
(The Artful Dodger hits Time Warp with a kick.
The Artful Dodger puts Time Warp in the STF.
Time Warp reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Artful Dodger locks Time Warp in an Indian deathlock.
Time Warp reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Artful Dodger gets a Boston crab on Time Warp.
Time Warp reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.)
Chip: And Time Warp reaches the ropes! He's taking a beating.
Fool: Ow! So am I!
(The Artful Dodger uses a DDT on Time Warp.
The Artful Dodger uses a springboard dropkick on Time Warp.
The crowd is going crazy.
The Artful Dodger struts across the ring.
The Artful Dodger has the crowd going wild.
The Artful Dodger nails Time Warp with a Western lariat.
Time Warp executes a dropkick to the knee on The Artful Dodger.
Time Warp executes a diving shoulderblock on The Artful Dodger.)
Fool: Anyway, if you call now, I'll tell you who's forming a stable, who's joining a stable,
who's dissolving a stable, and all that. Now quit throing pennies at me, dammit!
Chip: Tim Thorsen, ladies and gentlemen.
(Time Warp is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Artful Dodger hits Time Warp with a Western lariat.
The Artful Dodger goes for the STF, but Time Warp blocks it.
Time Warp hits The Artful Dodger.
Time Warp is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Time Warp punches The Artful Dodger.
The crowd is cheering on Time Warp.
Time Warp punches The Artful Dodger.)
Chip: And a special message for our great fans in the Grand Rapids area. Tickets go on sale
this Friday for Triumphant Tuesday on August 4th at Van Andel Arena. Fans, if you get there by
noon, you can get autographs and take pictures with Our next Evolution!
Fool: Wow. By the way, who thought the T.w.O. would ever split?
(The crowd is cheering on Time Warp.
The Artful Dodger chops Time Warp.
The crowd is going crazy.
Time Warp punches The Artful Dodger.
The crowd is responding to Time Warp.
The Artful Dodger begs off.
Time Warp goes for a Frankensteiner, but The Artful Dodger counters it with
a tiger driver.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.
The chants for The Artful Dodger are deafening.)
Chip: Oh! Near fall there by Artful Dodger! And I was surprised that it was Monster Mark who
led the revolt against Corporal Punishment on Slaughterhouse. Mark's so soft-spoken.
Fool: He's silent but violent, Collins.
(The Artful Dodger takes Time Warp down with a jawbreaker.
The Artful Dodger takes Time Warp down with a jumping neck snap.
The chants for The Artful Dodger are deafening.
The Artful Dodger goes for the STF, but Time Warp counters it with
a small package.)
Chip: Reversal!
(Andrew Borgert counts: One, two,...)
Fool: No! No!
(...kickout.)
Chip: We were a count away from a new Televison Champion!
(Time Warp places The Artful Dodger on the turnbuckle.
Time Warp nails The Artful Dodger with a belly-to-belly superplex.
Time Warp is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Time Warp goes for a diving shoulderblock, but The Artful Dodger
counters it with a duck-down move.
The Artful Dodger places Time Warp on the turnbuckle.
The Artful Dodger takes Time Warp down with a top-rope Frankensteiner.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is giving The Artful Dodger a standing ovation.)
Fool: That's why I like Dodger. No matter how much trouble the guy's in, he never panicks.
Chip: Well, the champion is one cool customer.
(The Artful Dodger goes for a front facelock, but Time Warp counters it with
a backdrop.
Time Warp yells "You're running out of time!" to his opponent.
Time Warp is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Time Warp uses a moonsault on The Artful Dodger.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: I thought he had him! Dodger kicks out again!
Fool: This is NOT funny. Get him, A.D.!
(Time Warp locks The Artful Dodger in an octopus hold.
The Artful Dodger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Time Warp uses the Doctor Bomb on The Artful Dodger.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, kickout.
Time Warp executes a knee to the back on The Artful Dodger.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 5 minutes remaining.
Chip: Great back and forth action here on Triumphant Tuesday.
Fool: Beats watching a bunch of interviews and fake boxing matches.
(Time Warp hits The Artful Dodger with a moonsault.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is really behind Time Warp.
The Artful Dodger begs off.)
Chip: Well, we always knew that if a member of T.w.O. won a title, it would be Time Warp.
Fool: He's not in T.w.O. any more. And he's not going to win.
(Time Warp whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger misses with a clothesline.
The Artful Dodger misses with a clothesline.
The Artful Dodger misses with a shoulderblock.
The Artful Dodger hits Time Warp with a clothesline.
The Artful Dodger is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Big clohesline there by Dodger!
Fool: That's the first time I've seen Westminster smile in a while.
(The Artful Dodger uses a kneedrop on Time Warp.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Artful Dodger puts Time Warp in an Indian deathlock.
Time Warp reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Artful Dodger struts across the ring.
The crowd erupts.
The Artful Dodger executes a jumping neck snap on Time Warp.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.)
Chip: Now it's the Dodger on offense.
Fool: And Timer's trying to hang on to the ten minute mark and get a rematch next week.
(The Artful Dodger places Time Warp on the turnbuckle.
The Artful Dodger takes Time Warp down with a top-rope DDT.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, shoulder up.
The crowd erupts.)
Chip: He uses the Fried Bacon there for a near fall.
Fool: That reminds me. Did anyone see the big Pagan sign at that other federation's TV show?
That was funny.
(OOC: The June 18th edition of Thunder. It was on camera for most of the show.)
(The Artful Dodger locks Time Warp in a front facelock.
Time Warp reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
The Artful Dodger whips Time Warp into the ropes, but Time Warp reverses it.
The Artful Dodger hits Time Warp with an elbow.
The Artful Dodger hits a tiger driver on Time Warp.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.)
Fool: If their soccer team was half as good as Dodger, Britain'd have a decent Empire.
("Fire it Up" by Busta Rhymes plays.)
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 6:41, The Artful Dodger!
(The Artful Dodger and Westminster celebrate in the center of the ring. Dodger holds up
his Television title belt.)
Chip: The Artful Dodger retains the Television Title. And SWF fans all over the world have to
be asking themselves one question...
Fool: "...Who's Next?"
Chip: I'll pretend I didn't hear that. Can Sven Pieterson topple end the reign of Dodger and
put a black mark on the Church of Pain's unblemished record?
Fool: No. He can't.
Chip: It's something to think about. But right now, Texas Pete is standing by with "Wrasslin'
Roundup".
("The Eyes of Texas" by the University of Texas marching band plays over the speakers
as Texas Pete emerges from the back wearing his cowboy hat, jeans, cowboy boots and a
leather jacket. He cracks his bullwhip and receives a polite reaction from the crowd.)
Fool: This is a sad occasion, Chip. This will be the last time we see Fatal Fury on Triumphant
Tuesday.
Chip: Would you stop it?
(Texas Pete grabs the mic.)
Texas: Howdy, folks! Mah guest tonight wuz a great foot-bahl player and now he's a great
wrassler. Please wahl-come Fatal Fury!
("And Justice for All" plays as Fatal Fury comes to the ring. The crowd reaction is mixed.)
Chip: Fury is putting his career on the line this Saturday at Independence Day.
Fool: Any time you wrestle Trinity, your career is on the line.
(Fury enters the ring.)
Texas: Now, them front office boys jest announced that you is gonna be fahting Kaos at the
Independence Day. What do ya think about that?
FF: Well, Pete.....is that English? Anyway, I personally don't give a damn who I
take on. I've never really seen Kaos at all, but I hear he is a very
capable competitor. It should be an interesting match, but I do plan on being
the victor.
Texas: I know y'all are upset about the Tah-ger and his plane crash. Have
you guys heard anythin' new?
FF: I can't speak for anybody else, but I haven't heard anything. I pray he's OK,
and if he comes back I'd love to team with him. He's one of the toughest guys
I've ever been in the ring with, and I just want him back here.
Chip: Amen to that.
Texas: What's goin on' with the M-I-A? We haven't heard anythin' from them
gordita boys, or from the Jaggy Edge in a while.
FF: I'm just as in the dark as you are. Jag and I talk on occasion, and I'm sure
he'll speak up when he's ready. As for the KBK, well, they had some business
to deal with, and they're ready to return, they'll be back initiating ass
kickings just as they always have.
Texas: You recently said you'd quit the S-Dub ya-F if ya lost at the
pay-pah-view. Are you sure you wanna do that?
FF: I think I'm a great wrestler and can beat anyone in the world, but with the
people running the SWF that are running the SWF, they'll probably try to find
some way to screw me over.
Texas: When are ya gonna fight Doug Bacon?
FF: You'd have to ask him. I'm ready to fight that motherf[BEEP]er right now, but
he thinks I'm not worth the effort. He's afraid of me. Hell, I used to watch
him before the SWF was formed in those old UEA leagues. Great competitor, but
he had a knack for ducking guys whenever he could. Well, he can't duck me
forever, and I will get my shot at him.
Texas: What are yer plans? Do you wanna go back after them tag belts, or
do ya wanna get yerself a singles tah-till?
FF: Well, having the tag titles was nice, and with Jag as my partner, that's
certainly a possibility. However, I do feel you haven't made it in the SWF
until you get one thing, and that's the World Heavyweight Title. I'll start
with the TV Title if I have to and work up, but I plan on getting that World
Title before I retire.
Texas: I got this here fantasy football team, an' I keep losing every year.
I got the first pick again. Who should ah take?
FF: Listen, I don't play football anymore, I don't even really follow it too much
ever since the Rams and Raiders left town. But I don't think you can go wrong
by taking Emmitt Smith. Now, if there are no more wrestling questions, I'm
getting the hell out of here!
Texas: Ladies and gentlemen, Fatal Fury!
(Fatal Fury leaves as "And Justice for all"by Metallica plays. The crowd cheers.)
Chip: Fatal Fury is a great competitor, and I'd hate to see him leave. Fans, when
we return, we'll see the Triumphant Tuesday debut of Ground Zero.
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(Another commercial for SWF Independence Day.
back to our show)
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Chip: Triumphant Tuesday returns live from Hamilton, Ontario.
Fool: Pro wrestling's highest rated show, each and every Tuesday night!
Chip: The SWF's newest tag team, Ground Zero, has made quite an impression
in a short period of time. But they have yet to meet a team like Sound & Fury.
Fool: Let's see if someone can slow these guys down.
Chip: This looks like a great tag team match. Here's Jeff Ayres.
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall with
a 30 minute time limit.
("The End" by The Doors begin to paly as a shot of a nuclear test going off fills the
video wall.)
Chip: Here come Black Jack and Kaneda.
Jeff: At a total combined weight of 585 pounds, here are Black Jack and Kaneda:
GROUND ZERO!
(Ground Zero plays to the crowd and slaps hands as they head to
the ring. They enter the middle of the ring, and throw up their hands in the air.
Fireworks explode from the turnbuckles, as the crowd gives a mixed reaction.)
Fool: I don't think the fans know what to make of these two.
["Song 2" by Blur starts to play as The Revolution logo fills the video wall.]
Jeff: And their opponents, being led to the ring by their manager, the
Master Of Pain, weighing in at a combined weight of 530 pounds, here are Sound & Fury!!
[There is a huge explosion at the entrance and Sound & Fury come running
down to the ring while the Master Of Pain casually strolls on down.
Sound & Fury enters the ring and fireworks are launched from the corners
of the ring. The crowd is cheering them on.]
Chip: Well, it's good to see Sound & Fury back on Triumphant Tuesday.
Fool: Not really.
Chip: Your referee is Chad Bray, and we're set to go.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Black Jack chops Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
The crowd is responding to Black Jack.
Black Jack chops Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
The crowd is responding to Black Jack.
Black Jack goes for a spinebuster slam, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
counters it with a kneelift.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a powerslam, but Black Jack counters it with
a lariat.
Black Jack is going for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: A near fall in the opening moments there by the massive Texan.
Fool: He's not backing down from Boom-Boom.
(Black Jack goes for a bearhug, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with a punch.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a side suplex, but Black Jack blocks it.
Black Jack hits a Russian legsweep on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Black Jack chops Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Black Jack kicks Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
There are lots of chants for Black Jack.
Black Jack whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
reverses it.
Black Jack misses with a kick.
Black Jack nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a clothesline.
Black Jack flexes.)
Chip: And a big clothesline. Fams, join us Thursday night when Pheonix and Night
Shade bring you SWF Around the World from Germany.
Fool: Should be a good show. Hot Shot vs. Giant Killer.
(Black Jack is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Black Jack goes for a DDT, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich tags out to Danny Bens.
Danny Bens and Boom-Boom Obuhowich hit Black Jack with a double flying axhandle.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich leaves the ring.
Danny Bens takes Black Jack down with a fist to the midsection.
Danny Bens nails Black Jack with a chop.
Danny Bens hits Black Jack with a chop.
Danny Bens nails Black Jack with a fist to the midsection.
Danny Bens executes a handspring bodyblock on Black Jack.)
Chip: "The Mangler" Danny Bens gets some offense in. Both of these teams are going
after the tag team belts currently held by the Kold Blooded Killaz.
(Danny Bens is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Danny Bens is going for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Fool: No, sir!
Chip: Two count by Bens.
(Danny Bens hits a chop on Black Jack.
Danny Bens hits Black Jack with a handspring bodyblock.
Danny Bens is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Danny Bens struts across the ring.
The crowd is cheering on Danny Bens.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Danny Bens and Boom-Boom Obuhowich whip Black Jack into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Black Jack with a double elbowsmash, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
Black Jack hits them with a double clothesline.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich leaves the ring.)
Chip: Great counter by Black Jack. Fool, who do you like at Independence Day in
the tag title match?
Fool: I like both treams, but since one of the Gordita boys is hurt, I have to take
the Thugz.
(Black Jack executes a hiptoss on Danny Bens.
Black Jack tags out to Kaneda.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Black Jack goes for a football tackle, but Danny Bens counters it with
a kick to the head.
Black Jack leaves the ring.
Danny Bens goes for a flying dropkick, but Kaneda counters it with
a duck-down move.
Kaneda hits Danny Bens with a German suplex.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
Fool: No soup for you!
Chip: Beautiful near fall there by Kaneda.
(Kaneda catches Danny Bens in an Indian deathlock.
Danny Bens tries to fight the pain.
Danny Bens is writhing in pain.
Danny Bens reaches the ropes after being trapped for 28 seconds.)
Chip: I don't know how Bens managed to hang on there, but he just does reach the
ropes.
(Kaneda nails Danny Bens with a frog splash.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.
There are lots of chants for Kaneda.
Kaneda uses a ropeflip moonsault on Danny Bens.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
Fool: You'll get nothing and like it!
Chip: Who are you rooting for?
Foo: I'm rooting against both teams.
(The crowd is going crazy.
Kaneda locks Danny Bens in a figure-four leglock.
Danny Bens' shoulders are on the mat.
Chad Bray counts: One, shoulder up.
Danny Bens reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Kaneda puts a hand to his ear.
The crowd is going crazy.
Kaneda goes for an Indian deathlock, but Danny Bens blocks it.)
Chip: Bens is in trouble now. Fool, what do you think about the World Title match?
Fool: I've said it before. Mr. Shhh has too many friends in the SWF for Bacon to get a
clean victory. He's keeping the belt.
(Danny Bens chops Kaneda.
Danny Bens kicks Kaneda.
The crowd is cheering on Danny Bens.
Danny Bens punches Kaneda.
The crowd is cheering on Danny Bens.
Danny Bens tags out to Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Black Jack enters the ring and lays out Danny Bens.
Black Jack executes the Running Forearm Smash on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Black Jack's not even the legal man!
Fool: Hey, keep it down, Chip. I'm trying to watch Tuesday Night Fights on USA.
(Kaneda goes for a crucifix, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with a Samoan drop.
Black Jack leaves the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a double-axhandle chop on Kaneda.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich uses a bodyslam on Kaneda.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich gestures madly for attention.
The crowd is responding to Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Danny Bens enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Black Jack enters the ring and throws Danny Bens out of the ring.
Black Jack is getting a good reaction from the crowd.)
Chip: Tuesday Night Fights?
Fool: Yeah. It's their all-women's boxing show tonight.
(Black Jack hits the Running Forearm Smash on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Chad Bray counts: One, shoulder up.
There are lots of chants for Black Jack.
Kaneda nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a German suplex.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kaneda has the crowd going wild.)
Chip: Half a count away! Great teamwork here by Ground Zero.
Fgool: If you figure out how to double team, you can kick ass here in the SWF.
(Black Jack leaves the ring.
Kaneda whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the turnbuckle, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
reverses it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich runs shoulder-first into the corner.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: Great action thus far. Now Kaneda goes up top...
(Kaneda hits an Asai moonsault on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
The crowd is behind Kaneda all the way.)
Chip: I thought he had him!
Fool: The contrast between the styles of Ground Zero can really screw you up.
(Kaneda whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
Kaneda hits a superkick on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Kaneda locks Boom-Boom Obuhowich in a sleeperhold.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich breaks the hold with a jawbreaker after 12 seconds.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a bodyslam, but Kaneda counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Kaneda throws Boom-Boom Obuhowich out of the ring.
Chad Bray counts: one, two, three, Boom-Boom Obuhowich reenters the ring.)
Chip: Keep going. What about Sandman vs. Biggie?
Fool: Sandman. You have to ask?
(Kaneda takes Boom-Boom Obuhowich down with a springboard dropkick.
Kaneda goes for a half Boston, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it.
Danny Bens enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Black Jack enters the ring and throws Danny Bens out of the ring.
The crowd is going crazy.
Black Jack nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a football tackle.
Kaneda goes for a rolling reverse cradle, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
counters it with a kick to the head.
Black Jack leaves the ring.)
Chip: It looks like Boom-Boom is trying to fight both men himself.
Fool: As for Hexx, he has the same problem Bacon does. No friends. That's
how Pagan keeps the belt.
(Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Kaneda into the turnbuckle, but Kaneda reverses it.
Kaneda goes for an Asai moonsault, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with
a Tombstone.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich uses a low blow on Kaneda.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a standing wristlock, but Kaneda blocks it.
Black Jack enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Black Jack takes Boom-Boom Obuhowich down with a Tombstone.
Kaneda takes Boom-Boom Obuhowich down with a reverse flying elbowdrop.
Danny Bens enters the ring and throws Black Jack out of the ring.)
Chip: Here comes Bens for the double team!
Fool: Too little, too late.
(Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens whip Kaneda into the ropes.
They hit Kaneda with a double kick to the midsection.
Danny Bens leaves the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a powerslam, but Kaneda counters it with a lariat.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Kaneda.
In turn, Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with a duck-down move.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Kaneda into the ropes.
Kaneda goes for an Asai moonsault, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with
a Tombstone.
The crowd is really behind Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Kaneda re-reverses it.)
Chip: Tombstone piledriver!
Fool: Here he goes! He's on top of the ropes.
(Kaneda uses an Asai moonsault on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
The crowd erupts.
Kaneda tags out to Black Jack.
Black Jack hits the Running Forearm Smash on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.)
Chip: Black Jack's got him. Here's the cover!
(Chad Bray counts: One, two, ...)
Chip: One, two...!
(...thr... kickout.)
Chip: He got...No, he didn't!
Fool: What's it gonna take?
(Black Jack hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a powerslam.
Chad Bray counts: One, shoulder up.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Black Jack.
Black Jack whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
reverses it.
Black Jack misses with a clothesline.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Black Jack with the Running Forearm Smash.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
Fool: He's gonna tag in Bens.
Chip: Smart thinking by Boom-Boom.
(Boom-Boom Obuhowich tags out to Danny Bens.
Kaneda enters the ring and lays out Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Black Jack and Kaneda hit Danny Bens with a double flying axhandle.
Kaneda leaves the ring.
Danny Bens runs into the ropes.
Black Jack hits Danny Bens with a kick.
Kaneda enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Black Jack and Kaneda whip Danny Bens into the ropes.
They hit Danny Bens with a double kick to the midsection.)
Chip: Ground Zero has been in charge for most of the contest, but they're finding
that Sound & Fury aren't pushovers.
Fool: They're worse than pushovers. They're Revolution.
(Boom-Boom Obuhowich enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Black Jack and Kaneda hit Danny Bens with a double flying axhandle.
Kaneda leaves the ring.
Black Jack executes a takeover suplex on Danny Bens.
Black Jack tags out to Kaneda.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich enters the ring and throws Black Jack out of the ring.
Danny Bens and Boom-Boom Obuhowich whip Kaneda into the ropes.
They hit Kaneda with a double fist to the midsection.)
Chip: Double team move by S & F. This is the sort of exciting action you can
only find here in the Supreme Wrestling Federation.
Fool: With the sort of kick-ass announcers you can only find on Triumphant Tuesday.
(Boom-Boom Obuhowich leaves the ring.
Danny Bens uses a legdrag takedown on Kaneda.
Danny Bens nails Kaneda with a diving elbow smash.
There are lots of chants for Danny Bens.
Danny Bens takes Kaneda down with a palm blow.
Danny Bens kicks Kaneda.
Danny Bens kicks Kaneda.
There are lots of chants for Danny Bens.)
Chip: Danny Bens is a house afire.
Fool: This is definitely better than watching the World Cup.
(Kaneda chops Danny Bens.
Kaneda kicks Danny Bens.
Danny Bens kicks Kaneda.
Kaneda chops Danny Bens.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Kaneda.
Kaneda kicks Danny Bens.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Kaneda.
Kaneda hits Danny Bens with an enzuigiri.)
Chip: Just like that, Kaneda is back in control.
Fool: The cover!
(Kaneda is going for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, in the ropes...)
Chip: Bens just manages to hook the ropes.
(Kaneda gets a bow-and-arrow submission on Danny Bens.
Danny Bens is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Danny Bens reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Kaneda puts a hand to his ear.
The crowd is giving Kaneda a standing ovation.
Kaneda hits a slingshot somersault splash on Danny Bens.
Kaneda hits Danny Bens with a faceslam.
Kaneda takes Danny Bens down with a faceslam.)
Chip: Another face slam, as Kaneda goes to tag in Black Jack.
Fool: Bens is hurt, Chip. He's holding his left shoulder.
(Kaneda tags out to Black Jack.
Black Jack and Kaneda hit Danny Bens with a double flying axhandle.)
Jeff: 10 minutes gone by. There are 20 minutes remaining.
Chip: The Fool's right. Danny Bens is definitely in some trouble here.
(Kaneda leaves the ring.
Black Jack goes for a tiger suplex, but Danny Bens counters it with
a backward kick.
Danny Bens tags out to Boom-Boom Obuhowich.)
Chip: Benms tags out, and he is definitely holding that left arm and shoulder.
Fool: It's all up to Boomer.
(Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes Black Jack down with a forearm to the back.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich attemps to place Black Jack on the turnbuckle, but
Black Jack blocks it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Black Jack.
The crowd is going crazy.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich chops Black Jack.
The crowd is going crazy.
Black Jack chops Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
The chants for Black Jack are deafening.)
Chip: This two big men are matched so evenly.
Fool: The difference thus far has been the teamwork of Ground Zero. This Kaneda
has done some damage.
(Boom-Boom Obuhowich punches Black Jack.
Black Jack punches Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich punches Black Jack.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich places Black Jack on the turnbuckle.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes Black Jack down with a superplex.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits a bodyslam on Black Jack.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits a Big Leg Drop on Black Jack.
Danny Bens enters the ring to make it two-on-one.)
Chip: Bens comes in to make the double team.
Fool: I don't like the way that arm is hanging down.
(Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens whip Black Jack into the ropes.
They hit Black Jack with a double elbowsmash.
Danny Bens hits Black Jack with a savate kick.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a crotch slam, but Black Jack counters it with
a facerake.
Danny Bens leaves the ring.)
Chip: The Mangler Danny Bens is showing tremendous courage. I think he might
have a seperated shoulder, Tim.
Fool: Here comes Black Jack!
(Black Jack hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with the Running Forearm Smash.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Black Jack.)
Chip: Oh! Another near fall!
(Black Jack nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a spinning backbreaker.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Black Jack.
Black Jack gets a Sammartino backbreaker on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Black Jack gives the sign for the Nuke.
Black Jack tags Kaneda.)
Chip: It's the Nuke!
Fool: Watch this. This is pretty cool.
(Black Jack nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a powerslam.
Kaneda executes a frog splash and goes for the pin.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Kaneda.)
Chip: This ought to do it!
(Chad Bray counts: One, two, Danny Bens makes the save.)
Chip: Bens kicks Kaneda for the save!
Fool: Well, Bray's hustling him out of here.
(Kaneda chops Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Kaneda.
Kaneda punches Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Kaneda nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a fisherman suplex.)
Chip: The cover!
(Chad Bray counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Kaneda.)
Chip: Ground Zero wins another one!
Fool: These guys are still undefeated.
Jeff: Here are your winners, in 12:19, Ground Zero!
("The End" by The Doors plays as Ground Zero celebrate in the ring. Meanwhile,
SWF trainer Robert DaSilva has materialized and is looking at Danny Bens'
shoulder.)
Fool: Well, the Doc's out here to check on Danny Bens.
Chip: Bens landed all wrong after taking that faceslam, and his shoulder does
not look good.
(We see the replay of Bens landing on his shoulder as Master of Pain, Boom-Boom
and Dr. DaSilva help Bens to the back.)
Fool: And THAT was a great Jungle Moment.
Chip: We certainly hope Danny Bens is okay. When we return, it's Sven Pieterson and
Kaos, one-on-one. Don't you dare miss it!
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("Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" plays as we see Sandman rake Mike
Stevens face against the cage.)
Voice: It's the ultimate test.
(Clip of a blindfolded Vigilante slamming Coldblooded.)
Voice: The ten toughest wrestlers.
(Clip of Jagged Edge locking the Shattered Dreams on Vigilante.)
Voice: Nine brutal matches.
(Clip of Jagged Edge and Equalizer hitting each other with the bullrope.)
Voice: It's the Run of Death. And you'll only find it in the Supreme Wrestling
Federation.
(Clip of Equalizer and War Machine brawling up the aisle.)
Voice: Returning, by popular demand, to the SWF this summer.
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Chip: Welcome back to Triumphant Tuesday. Don't forget that the second annual
Run of Death begins next month, and will wrap up on August 16th at SWF Hostile Takeover.
Fool: Can we watch Kaos wrestle already?
Chip: No. Danny Bens is being taking to a nearby hospital for X-rays.
Fool: I'll send flowers. NOW can we watch Kaos?
Chip: (* sigh *) Jeff Ayres is standing by, and it's time for tonight's main event!
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall, with a 30 minute time
limit!
(There is a loud explosion of fireworks, and the wall monitor
begins flashing images of Trinity members, and the words 'CHAOS', 'TERROR', and
'TRINITY' are intermixed with them, as sinister laughter breaks out over the PA
system, followed by 'Bullet The Blue Sky' by U2.)
Jeff: Introducing first, from British Columbia, weighing in at 263 pounds and representing
Trinity, here is Kaos!
(Kaos, in his black hood and robe, makes his way to the ring.)
Chip: Well, whether you love this guy or hate him, you can't deny that he has had an impact on
the SWF since making his debut not long ago.
Fool: His foot's gonna have an impact on this wannabe's ass. You watch.
[The Swedish National Anthem starts to play.]
Jeff: And his opponent, being led to the ring by his manager, Helga, from
Stockholm, Sweden, weighing in at 305 pounds, here is Sven "The Ice
Pick" Pieterson!!
[Sven and Helga emerge from the tent. Sven is waving the Swedish flag.
The crowd is cheering him on.]
Chip: Here's my question. Trinity has said they're bringing in a new member. Sven says he
wants in. Do you think it could be Sven.
Fool: I doubt it. And for the record, I am the first guy who called Sven a Swedish Meatball.
Chip: You must be very proud.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Kaos whips Sven Pieterson into the turnbuckle.
Kaos charges into the corner, but Sven Pieterson lifts his leg.
Sven Pieterson is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sven Pieterson runs into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson executes a bodyslam on Kaos.
Sven Pieterson executes a bodyslam on Kaos.
Sven Pieterson uses a bodyslam on Kaos.
Sven Pieterson whips Kaos into the ropes, but Kaos reverses it.
Kaos goes for an armbar submission, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.)
Fool: ...Thanks. Chip, look what we got!
Chip: Next week's show?
(Sven Pieterson hits a DDT on Kaos.
A few fans are cheering on Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson attemps to place Kaos on the turnbuckle, but Kaos blocks it.
Sven Pieterson takes Kaos down with a snap suplex.
Sven Pieterson uses a punch on Kaos.
Sven Pieterson executes an inverted atomic drop on Kaos.
Sven Pieterson goes for a dragon suplex, but Kaos blocks it.
Kaos nails Sven Pieterson with a dropkick.
Kaos executes a hiptoss on Sven Pieterson.
Kaos runs into the ropes.)
Chip: Kaos rallies and reverses the momentum of Sven. Go ahead, Fool. Read it.
Fool: (unfolds paper) Next week, Triumphant Tuesday, yadda yadda, yadda, live from
Indianapolis, blah, blah...We will see Ground Zero versus The Thugz!
(Sven Pieterson misses with a kick.
Sven Pieterson misses with a clothesline.
Kaos misses with a shoulderblock.
Kaos hits Sven Pieterson with a bodyslam.
Kaos goes for a DDT, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.
Sven Pieterson uses a Gorilla Press on Kaos.
Sven Pieterson nails Kaos with a bodyslam.
Sven Pieterson goes for a double underhook suplex, but Kaos blocks it.
Kaos runs into the ropes.)
Fool: If the Thugz win, it's a non-title match.
Chip: That should be exciting. Meanwhile, Kaos is having all sorts of problems with Sven
Pieterson.
(Sven Pieterson hits Kaos with a kick.
Sven Pieterson claps.
A few fans are cheering on Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson hits Kaos with a bodyslam.
Sven Pieterson whips Kaos into the ropes.
Kaos misses with a kick.
Sven Pieterson hits Kaos with a backdrop.
Kaos falls out of the ring.
Chad Bray counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Kaos reenters the ring.
Sven Pieterson claps.)
Chip: Kaos takes his time, gathers his thoughts, and makes his way back into the ring.
Fool: See, this Kaos may be a newcomer, but he wrestles like a veteran.
(A few fans are cheering on Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson nails Kaos with a slingshot.
Sven Pieterson runs into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson misses with a shoulderblock.
Sven Pieterson hits Kaos with a backdrop.
Sven Pieterson hits Kaos with a gutwrench suplex.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, in the ropes...)
Chip: Oh, that was close! Kaos hooks an arm under the ropes to break the count.
Fool: Come on, K! You can't lose to Mr. Freeze here!
(Sven Pieterson claps.
A few fans are cheering on Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson runs into the ropes.
Kaos misses with a clothesline.
Kaos misses with a shoulderblock.
Sven Pieterson nails Kaos with a lariat.
Sven Pieterson claps.
A few fans are cheering on Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson nails Kaos with a slingshot.)
Chip: Mr. Freeze?
Fool: I like to stay ahead of the curve.
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
(Sven Pieterson is going for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.
Sven Pieterson goes for a lariat, but Kaos blocks it.
Kaos goes for a hiptoss, but Sven Pieterson counters it with a facerake.
Sven Pieterson hits a takeover suplex on Kaos.
Sven Pieterson nails Kaos with an inverted power bomb.
Sven Pieterson is going for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, thr... kickout.)
Chip: One, two, NO!
Fool: Whew! Ah...Kaos is just playing with him. That's the ticket.
(Sven Pieterson nails Kaos with a front-layout suplex.
Sven Pieterson executes a European uppercut on Kaos.
Kaos goes for a back suplex, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.
Sven Pieterson catches Kaos in a cobra clutch.
Kaos reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Sven Pieterson uses a European uppercut on Kaos.
Kaos puts Sven Pieterson in a standing wristlock.
Sven Pieterson tries to escape the hold.
Kaos lets go after 16 seconds.)
Chip: Kaos going after the right arm of Sven. One thing we hadn't talked about is the
recent partnership between Sven Pieterson and Tanner Boyle. Do you think Tanner is upset
by Sven announcing he wants in to Trinity?
(Kaos takes Sven Pieterson down with a back suplex.
Sven Pieterson uses a tilt-a-whirl suplex on Kaos.
A small "Sven Pieterson" chant is being started.
Sven Pieterson goes for a powerslam, but Kaos counters it with a lariat.
Sven Pieterson nails Kaos with a powerslam.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is responding to Sven Pieterson.)
Chip: Another near fall by Sven!
Fool: I don't keep track of Tanner and Sven. And if Tanner was pissed, he would have
mentioned it by now.
(Sven Pieterson whips Kaos into the ropes, but Kaos reverses it.
Kaos hits Sven Pieterson with an elbow.
Kaos hits Sven Pieterson with a springboard lariat.
The crowd is going crazy.
Kaos whips Sven Pieterson into the ropes.
Kaos hits Sven Pieterson with a shoulderblock.
Kaos hits Sven Pieterson with a cartwheel kick.
Kaos uses a flying clothesline on Sven Pieterson.)
Chip: Big clothesline by Kaos!
Fool: That's the Trinity we know and love.
(The chants for Kaos are deafening.
Kaos hits Sven Pieterson with a power bomb.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd erupts.)
Chip: Another near fall. What power we're seeing by Kaos.
Fool: I promise you this, Collins. When Trinity announces its new member, that will be huge.
(Kaos runs into the ropes.
Kaos goes for a choke slam, but Sven Pieterson counters it with
a kick to the midsection.
Kaos nails Sven Pieterson with a springboard lariat.
Kaos hits a DDT on Sven Pieterson.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Kaos.
Kaos goes for the HurriChaotic, but Sven Pieterson counters it with
a belly-to-back superplex.
Sven Pieterson uses a Soviet suplex on Kaos.
Sven Pieterson gets a cobra clutch on Kaos.)
Chip: Great counter by the Icepick! And a submission maneuver.
Fool: Get to the ropes!
(Kaos reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Sven Pieterson locks Kaos in a cobra clutch.
Kaos reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Kaos puts Sven Pieterson in an armbar submission.
Sven Pieterson is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Sven Pieterson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Kaos goes for a Russian legsweep, but Sven Pieterson counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Sven Pieterson attemps to place Kaos on the turnbuckle, but Kaos blocks it.)
Chip: Both these men have very important matches coming up at Independence Day on pay-per-view.
Fool: Sure. Sven has to take a very important beating.
(Sven Pieterson whips Kaos into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson and Kaos get hit with a double clothesline.
Sven Pieterson hits an inverted atomic drop on Kaos.
Sven Pieterson goes for a DDT, but Kaos blocks it.
Kaos chops Sven Pieterson.
Kaos chops Sven Pieterson.
The crowd is giving Kaos a standing ovation.
Kaos chops Sven Pieterson.
The crowd erupts.)
Fool: Whoo!
Chip: Oh, please!
(Sven Pieterson hits Kaos.
Sven Pieterson is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Kaos kicks Sven Pieterson.
Kaos takes Sven Pieterson down with a chop.
Kaos hits Sven Pieterson with a bodyslam.
Kaos goes for a flying clothesline, but Sven Pieterson counters it with
a duck-down move.
Sven Pieterson whips Kaos into the turnbuckle.
Sven Pieterson charges into the corner.)
Chip: Sven has to keep Kaos grounded, so he can't use his signature HurriChaotic.
Fool: And Kaos has to take Sven down, so he can't get slammed.
(Sven Pieterson goes for a fallaway slam, but Kaos counters it with
a forearm smash.
Kaos kicks Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson hits Kaos.
Kaos chops Sven Pieterson.
The crowd is giving Kaos a standing ovation.
Kaos nails Sven Pieterson with a Russian legsweep.
Kaos uses a choke slam on Sven Pieterson.
Kaos executes a back suplex on Sven Pieterson.)
Fool: Yes! Here we go!
Chip: Kaos is climbing to the middle of the top rope...
(Kaos nails Sven Pieterson with a springboard lariat.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Kaos.
Kaos hits Sven Pieterson with a Frankensteiner from the top rope.)
Jeff: 10 minutes gone by. There are 20 minutes remaining.
Chip: What a move by Kaos! And he's going for the submission!
(Kaos goes for a bow-and-arrow submission, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.
Sven Pieterson whips Kaos into the ropes, but Kaos reverses it.
Kaos takes Sven Pieterson down with a dropkick.
The crowd is giving Kaos a standing ovation.
Kaos goes for a Frankensteiner from the top rope, but Sven Pieterson
counters it with a power bomb.
Chad Bray counts: One, kickout.)
Chip: Not enough to hold Kaos down there.
Fool: See, if you grab the tights, you don't have that problem.
(The crowd is cheering on Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson nails Kaos with a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
There are lots of chants for Sven Pieterson.
Kaos hits an enzuigiri to the face on Sven Pieterson.
Kaos hits an enzuigiri on Sven Pieterson.
The crowd is giving Kaos a standing ovation.
Fool: Tim-ber!
Chip: Sven is down. And Kaos climbs to the top again!
(Kaos goes for a Frankensteiner from the top rope, but Sven Pieterson
counters it with a side step.
The crowd is really behind Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson goes for a cobra clutch, but Kaos counters it with
an armdrag takedown.
Kaos executes a dragon suplex on Sven Pieterson.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.)
Chip: Another near fall. Kaos can't keep Sven down.
Fool: Fortunately, Dodger's gonna have 30 minutes to wear down Sven.
(Kaos catches Sven Pieterson in a figure-four sleeper.
Sven Pieterson tries to escape the hold.
Sven Pieterson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Kaos takes Sven Pieterson down with an enzuigiri to the face.
Kaos is going for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.)
Chip: One, two...NO! I don't believe it!
Fool: Come on, K!
(Kaos uses an atomic drop on Sven Pieterson.
Kaos runs into the ropes.
Kaos executes an enzuigiri to the face on Sven Pieterson.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Kaos.
Kaos is going for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, in the ropes...)
Fool: That's why Sven can't be in Trinity.
Chip: Huh?
Fool: After a guy gets kicked in the face eight or nine times, you'd think he'd learn to
defend himself.
(Kaos nails Sven Pieterson with a punch.
Kaos uses an enzuigiri on Sven Pieterson.
Kaos whips Sven Pieterson into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson and Kaos get hit with a double clothesline.
Sven Pieterson kicks Kaos.
Sven Pieterson kicks Kaos.
Kaos punches Sven Pieterson.)
Chip: These two are still going! Trading shots in the center of the ring.
Fool: But those shots aren't too powerful any more.
(The chants for Kaos are deafening.
Sven Pieterson hits Kaos.
Sven Pieterson hits Kaos.
The crowd is really behind Sven Pieterson.
Kaos chops Sven Pieterson.
The chants for Kaos are deafening.
Kaos kicks Sven Pieterson.)
Chip: And now Kaos is taking over.
Fool: About damn time.
(The crowd is behind Kaos all the way.
Kaos throws Sven Pieterson out of the ring.
Kaos jumps onto him with a tope, but Sven Pieterson moves out of the way.
The crowd erupts.
Chad Bray counts: 1.
Sven Pieterson executes a front-layout suplex on Kaos.
Chad Bray counts: 2.)
Chip: Oh! Kaos is out! He landed with a thud.
Fool: I don't feel so well.
(Sven Pieterson reenters the ring.
Chad Bray counts: three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
The crowd is giving Sven Pieterson a standing ovation.)
Chip: Sven made it back into the ring in time, but Kaos couldn't! Sven wins!
Jeff: Here is your winner by countout, in 12:53, Sven "The Icepick" Pieterson!
Fool: That sucks.
("The Swedish National Anthem" plays as Sven celebrates. We see a large man jump out of
the crowd and hit the ring.)
Chip: Kaos went for that dive over the top rope, and never recovered after landing on the
concrete...Oh! From behind!
(The large man, wearing a red-and black T-shirt that says "X-plosion" and jeans, clothesline
Sven from behind. We can see now that it's...)
Fool: It's Tanner Boyle! And he's stomping a mudhole in Sven!
(A shot of Kaos, turning to watch the melee as he heads down the aisle toward the back. With
a shrug, he turns and keeps going. Meanwhile...)
Chip: He's picking up Sven!
Fool: I feel an X-plosion coming on!
(Tanner hits the X-plosion on Sven Pieterson. The crowd erupts.)
Chip: Tanner Boyle is destroying Sven Pieterson! And nop one is coming to help Sven!
Fool: I've got it! What if Tanner is the new Trinity member? This could all be a setup!
(Tanner stomps on Sven one last time, then turns to leave.)
Chip: We've gotta go! For the Sportin' Fool, Tim Thorsen, I'm Chip Collins. We'll see you
Saturday night in Boston.
Fool: Don't miss it...
Chip & Fool: ...BE THERE!
(We see Helda tending to Sven as the shot fades.)
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c) 1998 SWF Triumphant Tuesday
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