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(A shot of a cheering arena crowd.)
Announcer: Seen live by over a million fans every year.
(A shot of the interior of the SWF broadcast truck.)
Announcer: And by over ten million people a week on television.
(The SWF logo appears on the screen)
Announcer: The Supreme Wrestling Federation.
The S-W-F.
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(The SWF Independence Day logo comes up on the screen as the theme music from the movie
"Stargate" plays. Still photographs from the pay-per-view are shown over commentary from
the show.)
(Still of Pagan executing the Final Judgment on Hexx.)
Chip: I don't believe it! The crowd is going nuts!
(Still of the Judge hitting the Death Sentence on Sean McKenzie.)
Fool: What a night! The Judge wins! I knew he could do it!
(Still of Biggie Z and Sandman brawling down the stairs.)
VM: We have a new Toughman Champion!! We have a new Toughman Champion!!
(Still of Biggie Z holding up the belt.)
JV: It's the end of the world as we know it.
(Still of The Shocker and C-Murder hit El Cholo and Chico in the back of the heads
with the Corona bottles.]
VM: The Thugz just nailed the KBK with the beer bottles!! And Scott
Thomas didn't see it...
(Still of Fatal Fury whacking Doug Bacon with the chair.)
VM: It's Fatal Fury!! He's coming to get his revenge on Doug Bacon!
(Still of Doug Bacon shaking hands with Kaos.)
DB: That's right! I am the newest member of Trinity!!
Chip: If thought you saw fireworks at SWF Independence Day, just imagine what will happen
tonight! Because Triumphant Tuesday is NEXT!
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(An overhead shot of a wrestling ring in the middle of a vacant parking lot in a big city.
Night time. The opening bars of "The Extremist" by Joe Satriani play as we see shadowy figures
approach the ring from all sides. There is an explosion near the ring, increasing the amount
of available light...
And we see the faces of the wrestlers. Jagged Edge and Shae Smith approach the ring as we
see an image of Edge executing the Shattered Dreams on Carey Stone projected on the building
behind him. Doug Bacon wanders in through the parked cars, as Paul Von Braun runs alongside
him, holding a case of beer. We see an image of Bacon executing the Fried Bacon on Eric Wright
projected on the building behind him.
Sandman walks in, waving his pitchfork and accompanied by Michelle. We see a shot of Sandman
knocking Lethal off the ladder projected on the building next to him. We see Pagan, surrounded
by candles, in a nearby alley. We see an image of Pagan hitting the Final Judgment on Mustafa
projected on the wall above him.
A shot of the ground near the ring. The Living Dead emerge through the soil, as a shot of
them hitting the Autopsy on the Westside Ridas is projected on the ground next to them. We see
Rock 'n Roll Animal standing atop a building, as an image of the Animal hitting a frog splash on
Sean Slade plays beneath him.
An ice cream truck pulls up and God's Tears emerges from the back, as a shot of GT applying
the Hurt on Death Angel is projected on the side of the truck. A stretch limo pulls right up
to ringside. We look in the back and see Mr. Shhh and the Men in Black watching a videotape of
Shhh hitting the Peacemaker on Akira the Samurai.
Cut to an overhead shot of the ring, with the SWF wrestlers approaching from all sides. As
they are all about to enter, we see a burst of fireworks, then the Triumphant Tuesday logo,
followed by another burst of fireworks, which dissolves to...)
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(The inside of a packed arena. There are screaming fans and fireworks going off around the
ring and along the rampway. The graphic reads:
"LIVE! Market Square Arena
Indianapolis, Indiana"
The camera pans the crowd, lingering on some of the unique signs there: "WrestleBoard rocks!"
"Tanner Boyle is ready to X-Plode!", "Larry Bird 3:16", "Doug sold out", "Mr. Shhh: The
thinking man's champion!" "Bring back Ron the Studd!", and three guys dressed in powdered wigs
and black robes with a huge banner saying "Justice for life, Justice forever!")
Chip: Welcome, everyone, to Indianapolis, Indiana!
(Shots of a bouncy young woman in a Ground Zero T-shirt.)
Chip: Welcome to the Market Square Arena!
(Shot of the front row. The seats that would normally be occupied by Brian Frenck, Pat McNeill
and Tim Parker are...empty? Whassup with that?)
Chip: Welcome to Triumphant Tuesday!
(The angle pans down to the announce desk, where we see Chip Collins, wearing an SWF blazer and
a red power tie, next to "The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen, wearing an Trinity cap and a T-shirt
that reads "got Bacon?")
Chip: I'm Chip Collins, along with the man wrestling fans love to love...
Fool: ..."The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen!
Chip: It was an incredible night this past Saturday at the Fleet Center in Boston. We've barely
had a chance to catch our breath! But we're back tonight with Triumphant Tuesday!
Fool: I told everyone in the SWF that Trinity was not dead. They'd better start believing.
Because DOUG BACON has seen the light and joined Trinity!
Chip: We will see Doug Bacon tonight on "Wrasslin' Roundup". And what an explosive situation
that will be, because not only is The Church of Pain in the building, but Endless Fury is
wrestling Trinity tonight in tag team action!
Fool: A main event in any arena in the country. Kaos and Hot Shot have a lot to prove, and who
better to start with than the former tag champs.
Chip: But there's more. Our main event will be non-title action as the new SWF Tag Team
Champions, the Thugz, face the undefeated Ground Zero!
Fool: It's been real for J-Tex, but the fun ends tonight against my boys C-Murder and Shocker!
Chip: We'll also see your friend Artful Dodger defending the TV Title against Tanner Boyle, and
SWF President Brian Frenck is here for a big announcement. But first, let's go up to the ring!
["Planet Boom" by Tommy Lee starts to play as Axel Mate and Tarzan Toborda make their way
through the curtains.]
Fool: What's this about? Axel's not wrestling tonight.
Chip: He asked for some interview time at the start of this program tonight. Jeff Ayres is in
the ring to interview him.
[Axel and Tarzan emerge from the entrance as several fireworks are launched.
Axel slaps hands with several of the fans on the way to the ring. The
crowd cheers loudly.]
(Ring announcer Jeff Ayres, in his black tux and grey tie, takes the microphone.)
Fool: I would have done the interview, but Axel was afraid I'd bitch slap him.
Chip: Right. I'll be sure to mention that to him.
Jeff: Axel Mate, welcome to Triumphant Tuesday.
Axel: Hello, Jeff.
Jeff: You had a great match with the Judge at SWF Independence Day, but in the end, it was
The Judge who walked out of Boston with the International Title.
(The crowd boos the mention of The Judge.)
Jeff: I guess what I'm asking is, what are you thoughts about the pay-per-view?
Axel : Well...I feel disappointed. I mean...I did everything I could to win...and even so...
(he shrugs)
Jeff: You asked for this interview time, Axel. What's on your mind?
Axel: Well...I know that The Judge is back in the locker room...soooooo...why not another round?
(The crowd cheers.)
Jeff: Huh?
Axel: Are ya dumb or just plain retarded? Judge....you and me one last time! Belt on the line!
In this arena...in this show...today...tonight! But now let's do it steel cage style...what
do ya say?...The Judge goes to jail to face "the inmate" Axel Mate!
Jeff: That's a challenge from Axel Mate!
Fool: Come on! There's no way The Judge is gonna be...
(The lights in the arena go out, and The Judge's face appears on the video wall. The crowd
roars.)
Chip: You were saying?
(The Judge is wearing casual clothes, with the International Belt hanging over his right
shoulder.)
Judge: So... Axel Mate challenges me. The man that I so easily beat on July 4th, now wishes to
be beaten again. Tell me Axel, what makes you think that the tides of justice will shift your
way? Justice was finally served July 4th... Not once, but twice! First, by defeating your
pathetic attempt at a case, and then striking down Mr. McKenzie. If you want this appeal to go
through this badly, you must be prepared to reap the consequences... Beware the long arm of the
law - and justice.
(The Judge walks out of the camera view, and the screen goes black. Axel leaves amidst cheers
from the crowd.)
Chip: That sounds like a yes to me!
Fool: Do we even have a cage here?
Chip: We sure do. It looks like we're running over tonight! But first, it's time for our
opening match, so let's go up to the ring.
Jeff: The following contest is set for one fall. From parts unknown, weighing in at 350
pounds, here is The Truth Teller!!
[A blinding array of fireworks are launched at the entrance. As the
fireworks settle down, we see The Truth Teller standing there. He makes
his way down to the ring. The crowd boos him soundly.]
Chip: There he is. The Truth Teller is in the house as we prepare for the "Battle of the
Big Men" on Triumphant Tuesday.
Fool: Who's he fighting?
Jeff: And his opponent, from Louisiana, weighing in at 381 pounds, here is HEXX!
["Born On The Bayou" by CCR blares as Hexx makes his way to the ring. Gold
fireworks go off and gold lights flash. The crowd boos loudly.]
Chip: Hexx came very close to winning the SWF American Title, and now we'll see how he does
against The Truth Teller on Triumphant Tuesday.
Fool: Come on, Hexx. We want to get to the competitive matches!
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Hexx executes a faceslam on Truth Teller.
Hexx is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: A near fall there by Hexx. What a night it was this Saturday at SWF Independence Day.
Don't forget that the encore presentation of that amazing show is tomorrow night on
pay-per-view.
Fool: Yeah. See...Biggie Z win the Toughman Belt!
Chip: That was a shock to many insiders here in the SWF.
(Hexx goes for a clawhold, but Truth Teller counters it with a low blow.
Truth Teller locks Hexx in a camel clutch.
Hexx is struggling to reach the ropes.
Hexx reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Truth Teller puts Hexx in a Boston crab.
Hexx is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Hexx breaks the hold after 16 seconds.
Hexx kicks Truth Teller.)
Fool: Kick him some more, Hexxy!
Chip: And don't forget that this Friday at 10 AM, tickets go on sale for Triumphant Tuesday at
the Palace of Auburn Hills on August 11th. Sound & Fury's own Danny Bens will be there to
greet fans at the box office.
(A small "Hexx" chant is being started.
Hexx hits Truth Teller.
The crowd is starting to get behind Hexx.
Hexx runs into the ropes.
Truth Teller hits Hexx with a clothesline.
Truth Teller nails Hexx with a jack-knife power bomb.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Close call there for Hexx.
Fool: Truth Teller's lookin' pretty good.
(Truth Teller laughs maniacally.
The crowd is cheering on Truth Teller.
Truth Teller goes for a moonsault, but Hexx counters it with a knee pull-up.
Hexx executes a snap mare on Truth Teller.
Hexx locks Truth Teller in a chokehold.
Andrew Borgert warns Hexx to let go.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three.
Hexx nails Truth Teller with the Running Forearm Smash.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: We have so much great action tonight, that we will more than likely run a little over
an hour tonight.
Fool: There's a shock.
(Hexx goes for a faceslam, but Truth Teller blocks it.
Truth Teller goes for a short lariat, but Hexx blocks it.
Hexx hits Truth Teller with a side suplex.
A small "Hexx" chant is being started.
Hexx hits Truth Teller.
Truth Teller punches Hexx.
Truth Teller punches Hexx.
Hexx punches Truth Teller.)
Chip: These two big men have a shot at being in the all-important "Run of Death", which will
culminate in Seattle on August 16th at Hostile Takeover.
Fool: It's a gauntlet of hardcore matches, Chipper. The winner gets a World Title shot.
(You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Hexx.
Hexx kicks Truth Teller.
Truth Teller hits Hexx.
Truth Teller is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Hexx hits Truth Teller.
A small "Hexx" chant is being started.
Hexx hits a chop on Truth Teller.)
Chip: Speaking of World Title shots, we hope to have more information tonight on what will go
down between Mr. Shhh and Doug Bacon.
Fool: Heads up!
(Hexx uses a powerslam on Truth Teller.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is cheering on Hexx.)
Chip: He got him! The powerslam gets the massive Cajun the win.
("Born on the Bayou" by CCR begins to play.)
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 3:05, Hexx!
(Andrew Borgert raises Hexx's arms in victory.)
Chip: A big win for Hexx. Normally, we'd go to the replay, but I'm told our cameras are in the
dressing rooms with something interesting.
(The camera cuts to the dressing room area, where we see Corporal Punishment and Deaf Leopard
talking with Insanity and Madman of Madness. Corporal Punishment is trying to hand Insanity
a black and blue T.w.O. T-shirt.)
Fool: No! Not that! Go to the next locker room.
(The camera obediently moves on to the next locker room, where we see Brian Frenck in his Blue
Oyster Cult T-shirt and jeans. We see Pat McNeill and Tim Parker with him, in their new black
and orange TNM shirts.)
Pat: You can take him, Brian!
Brian: I know I'm ready.
Tim: You're pumped.
Brian: I'm gonna call him out tonight!
Pat & Tim: Alright!
Chip: What's going on? Fans, don't you go away, because when we come back, we'll see Trinity
take on Endless Fury.
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(ad for encore presentation of SWF Independence Day)
(The Independence Day logo and ordering information appears on the screen.)
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Chip: We're back in Indianapolis, at the Market Square Arena, with more of SWF Triumphant
Tuesday.
Fool: The show that kicks ass. And when we kick ass, it stays kicked.
Chip: Our next match, is, in many ways, a double rematch from SWF Independence Day. Let's go
up to the ring and join Jeff Ayres.
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall, with a 30 minute time
limit!
(There is a loud explosion of fireworks, and the wall monitor
begins flashing images of Trinity members, and the words 'CHAOS', 'TERROR', and
'TRINITY' are intermixed with them, as sinister laughter breaks out over the PA
system, followed by 'Bullet The Blue Sky' by U2.)
Jeff: Introducing first, weighing in at 498 pounds and representing Trinity, here are Kaos and
Hot Shot Donovan!
(Kaos, in his black hood and robe, makes his way to the ring, with Donovan and Trisha Deneke
close behind. Hot Shot flashes the crowd a double bicep pose, and they boo.)
Fool: If Trinity's here, it must be time for a beating.
Chip: There's no question that there's bad blood between Trinity and the MIA's. This could get
ugly in a hurry.
[The crowd boos loudly. Trinity enters the ring as the music dies down and "Seek
& Destroy" by Metallica starts to play.]
Jeff: And their opponents, representin the MIA, being led to the ring by Shae Smith, weighing
in at a combined weight of 581 pounds, here are Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury: Endless Fury!!
[The three emerge from the curtains, and the crowd continues to boo as they come down the
aisle.]
Chip: I still cannot believe that Doug Bacon, the man who put Equalizer out of wrestling, is
now part of...them!
Fool: Believe it, Chipper. Welcome to the future of the SWF!
Chip: Andrew Borgert is your referee, and we're set to go!
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Fatal Fury goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Kaos blocks it.
Kaos executes a power bomb on Fatal Fury.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.
A small "Kaos" chant is being started.)
Chip: Oh, gosh! A power bomb in the opening seconds and a near fall.
Fool: Stay on him! Come on, K!
(Kaos chops Fatal Fury.
Kaos is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Kaos punches Fatal Fury.
Kaos is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Kaos punches Fatal Fury.
The crowd is cheering on Kaos.
Kaos nails Fatal Fury with a punch.
Kaos nails Fatal Fury with a cartwheel kick.
Kaos executes a power bomb on Fatal Fury.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Another power bomb! Another close call!
Fool: Kaos is not pleased with his loss to Fatal on Saturday. It's payback time.
(The crowd is cheering on Kaos.
Kaos whips Fatal Fury into the ropes, but Fatal Fury reverses it.
Kaos misses with an elbow.
Fatal Fury hits Kaos with a kick.
Fatal Fury hits a clothesline on Kaos.
Fatal Fury takes Kaos down with a choke slam.
Fatal Fury tags out to Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury whip Kaos into the ropes.
Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury hit Kaos with a double Gorilla Press.
Fatal Fury leaves the ring.)
Chip: Great teamwork by the former champs. Fool, isn't it time to tell us what's coming up
on the SWF Hotline.
Fool: Fool's Gold tonight on the Hotline at 1-900-SWF-NEWS. Just $2.49 a minute. Kids, you
must know at least seven dirty words before dialing.
(Jagged Edge places Kaos on the turnbuckle.
Jagged Edge takes Kaos down with a belly-to-belly superplex.
Jagged Edge places Kaos on the turnbuckle.
Jagged Edge nails Kaos with a belly-to-belly superplex.
The crowd is responding to Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Kaos blocks it.
Kaos tags out to Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a bodyslam, but Jagged Edge blocks it.
Jagged Edge goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Hot Shot Donovan
counters it with a bulldog headlock.
Hot Shot Donovan uses a swinging neckbreaker on Jagged Edge.)
Fool: Not much tonight. We have one stable going under in the SWF, a new one starting up,
three stables looking to add new members, Biggie Z winning a title, hell freezing over as a
result, cats and dogs living together...
Chip: ...Nice neckbreaker there by Hot Shot.
(Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd.
Hot Shot Donovan is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a kick to the thigh, but Jagged Edge blocks it.
Jagged Edge goes for a piledriver, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan takes Jagged Edge down with a Frankensteiner.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is really behind Hot Shot Donovan.)
Fool: FrankenDonovan?
Chip: No.
Fool: HurricanHotShot?
(Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes.
Jagged Edge misses with a clothesline.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Jagged Edge with a clothesline.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Jagged Edge into the ropes.
Jagged Edge bumps into Andrew Borgert.
Jagged Edge misses with a shoulderblock.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Jagged Edge with a shoulderblock.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Jagged Edge with a kick to the thigh.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Jagged Edge with an enzuigiri.
Hot Shot Donovan takes Jagged Edge down with an inverted atomic drop.)
Chip: Donovan taking over here. He's gotta be another guy who can go far at the Run of Death.
Fool: Trinity won the Run of Death last year, and we'll do it again.
(Hot Shot Donovan uses a palm blow on Jagged Edge.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Jagged Edge with a knee to the back.
Andrew Borgert is back on the job.
Hot Shot Donovan kicks Jagged Edge.
There are lots of chants for Hot Shot Donovan.
Jagged Edge chops Hot Shot Donovan.
Jagged Edge punches Hot Shot Donovan.
A small "Jagged Edge" chant is being started.
Jagged Edge throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring.
Andrew Borgert counts: one, Hot Shot Donovan reenters the ring.)
Chip: As for the World title situation, according to my reading of the SWF rules, Doug Bacon
gets the next shot at Mr. Shhh.
Fool: And that match will take place at Hostile Takeover, if not sooner.
(Jagged Edge goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Hot Shot Donovan
counters it with a backdrop.
Jagged Edge runs into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan misses with a clothesline.
Hot Shot Donovan takes Jagged Edge down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for the Hot Kick, but Jagged Edge counters it with
a side step.
The crowd is responding to Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan misses with a clothesline.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Jagged Edge with a shoulderblock.
Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd.
Hot Shot Donovan is getting a good reaction from the crowd.)
Chip: Do you think President Frenck will agree to make this a cage match?
Fool: I think he has to. Otherwise, we may never have a decisive winner between those two.
(Hot Shot Donovan uses a vertical suplex on Jagged Edge.
Hot Shot Donovan uses a back suplex on Jagged Edge.
Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd.
The crowd is responding to Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes.
Jagged Edge executes a punch on Hot Shot Donovan.
Jagged Edge goes for a front slam, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a cross-body block.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Cross body by Donovan and a two count. This has been a great match so far.
Fool: The Thugz better keep an eye on Trinity, because they'll be in line for a tag title shot
soon.
(Hot Shot Donovan chops Jagged Edge.
The crowd is responding to Hot Shot Donovan.
Jagged Edge chops Hot Shot Donovan.
Jagged Edge is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Jagged Edge kicks Hot Shot Donovan.
Jagged Edge kicks Hot Shot Donovan.
The crowd is going crazy.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: Don't forget, up next is Doug Bacon with Texas Pete!
Fool: Like anyone's gonna change the channel.
(Hot Shot Donovan punches Jagged Edge.
Hot Shot Donovan is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Hot Shot Donovan chops Jagged Edge.
Hot Shot Donovan hits an enzuigiri on Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Hot Shot Donovan
blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan hits a knee to the back on Jagged Edge.
Hot Shot Donovan takes Jagged Edge down with a kick to the midsection.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Jagged Edge with an inverted atomic drop.
Hot Shot Donovan executes an enzuigiri on Jagged Edge.)
Chip: Donovan is back in control here.
Fool: Trinity needs to keep Edge in the ring and make a lot of tags. We should see
Kaos back in any second.
(Hot Shot Donovan hits Jagged Edge with a jawbreaker.
The crowd is responding to Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Jagged Edge with a forearm to the back.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Jagged Edge
counters it with a side suplex.
Jagged Edge runs into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Jagged Edge with a clothesline.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Jagged Edge into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Jagged Edge with a kick.
Hot Shot Donovan is going for the pin.)
Chip: Front kick by Hot Shot.
Fool: The cover!
(Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a Russian legsweep, but Jagged Edge counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Fatal Fury enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Kaos enters the ring and lays out Fatal Fury.
The crowd is really behind Kaos.
Kaos leaves the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Jagged Edge with a vertical suplex.
Kaos enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Fatal Fury enters the ring and lays out Kaos.)
Chip: We've got all four men in the ring. And you have to wonder how long Andrew Borgert can
stay in control of this match.
Fool: That's a joke, right?
(Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury hit Hot Shot Donovan with a double DDT.
Fatal Fury leaves the ring.
Jagged Edge throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring.
Jagged Edge goes through the ropes.
Jagged Edge knocks Hot Shot Donovan into the ringpost.
Jagged Edge knocks Hot Shot Donovan into the ringpost.
The crowd is going crazy.
Andrew Borgert counts: 1.)
Chip: The former World Champ takes the fight out here to the floor.
Fool: Come on, Trisha! Interfere or something.
(Jagged Edge goes for a roundhouse right, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Andrew Borgert counts: 2.
Andrew Borgert counts: 3.
Hot Shot Donovan executes the Hot Kick on Jagged Edge on the concrete floor.
They're brawling inside the ring area.)
Chip: Hot Kick! Down goes Edge!
Fool: That's why Donovan is so dangerous!
(Hot Shot Donovan hits an elbowsmash on Jagged Edge.
Andrew Borgert counts: 4.
Andrew Borgert counts: 5.
Hot Shot Donovan reenters the ring.
Jagged Edge follows him back in.
Jagged Edge hits a roundhouse right on Hot Shot Donovan.
Jagged Edge tags out to Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge hit Hot Shot Donovan with a double
belly-to-back suplex.
Jagged Edge leaves the ring.)
Chip: Double belly-to-belly!
Fool: I've never seen that move before!
(Fatal Fury executes a headbutt on Hot Shot Donovan.
Fatal Fury nails Hot Shot Donovan with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker.
The crowd is cheering on Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury nails Hot Shot Donovan with a reverse neckbreaker.
The crowd is cheering on Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury takes Hot Shot Donovan down with an elbowsmash.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a Russian legsweep on Fatal Fury.
The crowd is cheering on Hot Shot Donovan.
Kaos enters the ring to make it two-on-one.)
Chip: Here comes Kaos for the double team.
Fool: That's what we like to see!
(Hot Shot Donovan and Kaos hit Fatal Fury with a double back suplex.
Kaos leaves the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan throws Fatal Fury out of the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan goes through the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Fatal Fury into the guardrail.
Hot Shot Donovan knocks Fatal Fury into the ringsteps.
The crowd is cheering on Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a knee to the back on Fatal Fury.
Hot Shot Donovan uses a kneelift on Fatal Fury.
Hot Shot Donovan reenters the ring.)
Chip: What a show we're seeing tonight from Hot Shot!
Fool: Damn! Fury got up.
(Fatal Fury follows him back in.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Fatal Fury with a swinging neckbreaker.
Hot Shot Donovan tags out to Kaos.
Kaos uses a cartwheel kick on Fatal Fury.
Kaos uses a flying clothesline on Fatal Fury.
The crowd is really behind Kaos.)
Jeff: 10 minutes gone by. There are 20 minutes remaining.
Chip: Kaos has hit the ring, and he's the fresh man!
(Fatal Fury goes for a vertical suplex, but Kaos blocks it.
Kaos punches Fatal Fury.
Kaos is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Kaos hits Fatal Fury.
The crowd is cheering on Kaos.
Kaos hits Fatal Fury.
Kaos uses a punch on Fatal Fury.
Kaos nails Fatal Fury with an enzuigiri to the face.)
Chip: Beautiful kick to the face!
Fool: That should do it!
(The crowd is going crazy.
Kaos is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.)
Chip: Oh, that was close! What a competitor Fatal Fury is!
Fool: Shut up.
(Kaos nails Fatal Fury with a cartwheel kick.
Kaos throws Fatal Fury out of the ring.
Andrew Borgert counts: one, two, three, four, five, Fatal Fury
reenters the ring.
Kaos kicks Fatal Fury.
The crowd is going crazy.
Kaos hits Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury chops Kaos.
Fatal Fury takes Kaos down with a backbreaker.)
Chip: Backbreaker by Fury! And he's locking in the sleeper!
Fool: NO! Get to the ropes!
(Fatal Fury catches Kaos in a sleeperhold.
Kaos reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Fatal Fury hits a choke slam on Kaos.
Fatal Fury goes for a cobra clutch, but Kaos blocks it.
Kaos runs into the ropes.
Fatal Fury takes Kaos down with a reverse neckbreaker.
Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.)
Chip: The crowd appears to be pretty evenly divided between these two teams.
Fool: Like anyone gives a damn what they think.
(There are lots of chants for Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury goes for a Big Leg Drop, but Kaos counters it with a roll away.
Kaos goes for a DDT, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury goes for a chokehold, but Kaos counters it with a facerake.
Fatal Fury throws Kaos out of the ring.
Fatal Fury goes through the ropes.
Fatal Fury throws Kaos back into the ring.)
Chip: He's beating Kaos from pillar to post!
Fool: Get him, Kaos!
(Fatal Fury hits a lariat on Kaos.
Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.
Fatal Fury is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Fatal Fury goes for the Furious Fall, but Kaos counters it with
flying headscissors.)
Chip: Great counter there by Kaos!
Fool: That could have finished it right there.
(Kaos nails Fatal Fury with a hiptoss.
Kaos takes Fatal Fury down with a Russian legsweep.
Kaos goes for a faceslam, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury nails Kaos with a running powerslam.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, kickout.
Fatal Fury is getting a good reaction from the crowd.)
Chip: One count for Fury, as he makes the tag to Jagged Edge.
Fool: Damn. You can't get rid of this guy.
(Fatal Fury tags out to Jagged Edge.
Fatal Fury enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Hot Shot Donovan enters the ring and throws Fatal Fury out of the ring.
The crowd is really behind Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan leaves the ring.
Kaos goes for a punch, but Jagged Edge reverses it.
Kaos re-reverses it.
Kaos hits Jagged Edge.)
Chip: Trinity has become more powerful, with the addition of Doug Bacon and the
return of the Living Dead. But now they have more enemies.
Fool: Trinity's always been outnumbered. But it doesn't matter.
(Jagged Edge punches Kaos.
The crowd is really behind Jagged Edge.
Kaos punches Jagged Edge.
The crowd is cheering on Kaos.
Jagged Edge hits Kaos.
The crowd is really behind Jagged Edge.
Kaos punches Jagged Edge.
Kaos is getting a good reaction from the crowd.)
Chip: What do you think about this challenge that The Church of Pain made towards
Trinity?
Fool: A barbed wire cage match? I'd pay to see that.
(Jagged Edge punches Kaos.
Jagged Edge tags out to Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge hit Kaos with a double DDT.
Jagged Edge leaves the ring.
Fatal Fury takes Kaos down with a belly-to-back suplex.
Fatal Fury executes a Gorilla Press on Kaos.
Fatal Fury goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Kaos counters it with
a bulldog headlock.)
Chip: Reversal by Kaos. Fury is in trouble!
Fool: Here we go!
(Kaos takes Fatal Fury down with a jack-knife power bomb.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is really behind Kaos.)
Chip: Somehow, Fury kicks out again!
(Kaos whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
Kaos catches Fatal Fury in an armbar submission.)
Jeff: 15 minutes gone by. There are 15 minutes remaining.
Fool: Ask him, ref!
(Fatal Fury breaks the hold after 8 seconds.
Fatal Fury throws Kaos out of the ring.
Fatal Fury goes through the ropes.
Fatal Fury has the crowd going wild.
Jagged Edge comes over to make it two-on-one.
Andrew Borgert counts: 1.)
Chip: Double team by Endless Fury on the outside!
Fool: Great way to change the momentum.
(Fatal Fury reenters the ring.
Kaos follows him back in.
Fatal Fury executes a double underhook suplex on Kaos.
Fatal Fury executes a kneedrop on Kaos.
Fatal Fury uses a clothesline on Kaos.
Fatal Fury tags out to Jagged Edge.)
Chip: Another double team by Endless Fury.
Fool: Hot Shot needs to get tagged in.
(Jagged Edge goes for a power bomb, but Kaos blocks it.
Kaos nails Jagged Edge with a chop.
Kaos takes Jagged Edge down with a bridging back suplex.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Yet another near fall for Kaos.
Fool: I smell a HurriChaotic!
(Kaos hits a bodyslam on Jagged Edge.
Kaos executes the HurriChaotic on Jagged Edge.
Kaos goes for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, Fatal Fury makes the save.)
Chip: HurriChaotic! And Fury has to save his partner!
Fool: The ref should have disqualified him.
(Jagged Edge punches Kaos.
Jagged Edge kicks Kaos.
There are lots of chants for Jagged Edge.
Jagged Edge kicks Kaos.
The crowd is really behind Jagged Edge.
Fatal Fury enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury whip Kaos into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Kaos with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters
it with a double clothesline.)
Chip: Big double clothesline!
Fool: That's what Kaos is all about, Chipper. He's doing it Trinity style!
(Fatal Fury leaves the ring.
Kaos throws Jagged Edge out of the ring.
Andrew Borgert counts: one, two, Jagged Edge reenters the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Kaos and Hot Shot Donovan whip Jagged Edge into the ropes.
They hit Jagged Edge with a double elbowsmash.)
Chip: A big double elbow drops Jagged Edge.
Fool: Hot Shot! Behind you!
(Fatal Fury enters the ring and throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring.
Fatal Fury nails Kaos with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker.
Jagged Edge takes Kaos down with a spinning DDT.
Fatal Fury leaves the ring.
Jagged Edge uses a running powerslam on Kaos.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, shoulder up.)
Chip: Running powerslam and...NO!
Fool: This isn't going well, is it?
(The crowd is going crazy.
Jagged Edge runs into the ropes.
Jagged Edge misses with an elbow.
Jagged Edge hits Kaos with a kick.
Jagged Edge hits a backspin DDT on Kaos.
The chants for Jagged Edge are deafening.
Jagged Edge hits Kaos with a Gorilla Press.)
Chip: Kaos goes for the ride!
Fool: Come on, Kaos! Get up!
(Jagged Edge hits Kaos with a piledriver.
Jagged Edge executes a punch on Kaos.
Kaos nails him with a lowblow.
He goes for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.)
Chip: You've got to be kidding me! Kaos pinned Jagged Edge!
Fool: Nothing like a good shot to the 'nads! Thank God for bad officiating.
(We see three men running from the curtain down the aisle.)
("Bullet the Blue Sky" by U2 plays.)
Chip: Here comes an ambush!
Jeff: Here are your winners, in 18:19, the team of...Uh, oh!
(Jeff Ayres bails out of the ring as the Kold Blooded Killaz come in to attack Koas and Donovan
from behind. Sven Pieterson is close behind them.)
(Fatal Fury stomps on Kaos. The Kold Blooded Killaz set up Hot Shot Donovan. Chico hoists
Donovan up on his shoulders, as El Cholo comes from the top rope and hits him with the sunset
flip powerbomb known as the...)
Chip: Corona Sundown!
Fool: This is a massacre!
(Sven moves Fatal aside, picks Kaos up and hits him with the Swedish slam. Jagged Edge, who
is just getting back to his feet, smiles. He grabs Hot Shot and hits him a reverse
neckbreaker.)
Chip: The MIA's and Sven Pieterson are doing a number on Trinity.
Fool: Look! Here comes the cavalry!
(The cavalry is none other than Doug Bacon, who charges down the aisle wielding a baseball bat.
The MIA's and Sven take a powder as Bacon hits the ring, swinging his bat at anything that
moves.)
Fool: I guess the MIA's aren't sticking around for batting practice.
Chip: It's uncharacteristic of them to bail out like that. But Doug Bacon is in the ring, so
it's time for "Wrasslin' Roundup" with Texas Pete.
("The Eyes of Texas" by the University of Texas marching band plays over the speakers
as Texas Pete emerges from the back wearing his cowboy hat, jeans, cowboy boots and a
leather jacket. He cracks his bullwhip and receives a polite reaction from the crowd.)
Texas: Wahl, I guess my guest is here in the ring already. Please wahlcome Doug Bay-kin!
(Kaos and Hot Shot are starting to move as the crowd gives a mixed reaction.)
Texas: Now, at the Independence show, y'all went and joined Trinity, and here ya come out
tonight and help Trinity. I thought you hated Trinity?
Bacon: I hate everyone. I just happen to hate Trinity a little less.
But let me tell the people out here something. Trinity has guts.
They're one of the few people out here that had the full intentions of
going after the Church.
Fool: Amen! Testify!
Texas: Fatal Fury has challenged you to a match, and he's come out and
attacked you twice now. Are you gonna wrassle him?
Bacon: Don't waste my time. Fury was all about building a stupid
angle for the Church. He's a little pawn that got the job done, but I
could care less about a mindless idiot. I know who pulled the
strings, and that's what counts.
Chip: I'm sure that match will take place eventually.
Texas: Y'all are gonna have to fight Mr. Shhh again for the tah-till.
How are you gonna have a match without someone coming in and attacking?
Bacon: Well, Shhh has reached a pathetically low level. The way I
see it, all SWF Champions from now on are going to maintain their
title by DQing thet matches. Hell, Shhh is the champion with a 0-1-1
record in thet last two months! It looks more like a jobber-belt to me.
Chip: Strong words.
Fool: He can back them up.
Texas: So what all happened to the Underground? You use ta be a member of
that, didn't you?
Bacon: I still am. The truth is, sometimes you need to keep your
enemies closer then you friends.
Chip: Huh?
Texas: So, what all's gonna be different in the Trinity now that yer a
member?
Bacon: They're gonna have one more member. They'll start drinking
milk, or beer, or whatever.
Fool: And they'll kick some more ass.
Texas: I think Mr. Shushy challenged the Church 'a Pain to wrassle Trinity
in a couple weeks. Do you guys wanna do that?
Bacon: It's under consideration. The problem is, we were all gonna
go watch the Brady Bunch that day. Man, even that would be more
interesting then some no-holds bar match of the men versus the wimps.
(Kaos and Hot Shot Donovan have slowly made their way to their feet. Kaos is holding his
head.)
Texas: Who else would ya like to wrassle here in da S-Dub Ya-F?
Bacon: I'd like to take on the members of the Church, whether at once
or individually. The Judge is an excellent wrestler, but it's not
time for us to cross paths yet. And hey, I heard the Sporting Fool
wants his butt kicked.
(The crowd laughs.)
Chip: That's funny.
Fool: THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT! Equalizer never would have treated me like this! F[bleep]
you, Doug Bacon!
Texas: How come you've been drinkin' so much milk lately? Didn't ya...
(There is a roar from the crowd as fans look towards the entrance. We see Jagged Edge, Fatal
Fury and the Kold Blooded Killaz slowly walking down the aisle from the back.)
Bacon (to Texas Pete): Get out.
Texas: Ah...(Texas drops the mic and jumps out. Baocn is waving the MIA's in.
Chip: Not again! What do they hope to accomplish?
Fool: They seem to have forgotten the element of surprise.
(On the other side of the ring, Mr. Shhh, Artful Dodger, Pagan and Sandman are hopping the
rail and entering from the crowd.)
Chip: Oh, gosh! It's the Church! From behind!
(Doug Bacon turns quickly and swings the bat, nailing Pagan in the shoulder, but is quickly
overcome by the Church. Sandman grabs the bat away from him. The already groggy Kaos and Hot
Shot are quickly taken down by the KBK and Endless Fury.)
Chip: Pagan took a shot on that left shoulder with the bat!
Fool: He's still smiling, though!
(Mr. Jones and Mr. Smith are pulling a table out from under the ring. A look up the aisle
revels David Storm and Westminster, blocking the entranceway to the ring, along with C-Murder
and The Shocker of The Thugz.)
Chip: What are the Thugz doing here?
Fool: Shhh is probably paying them.
(Endless Fury hits a double powerbomb on Kaos while The Killaz are executing a spiked
piledriver on Hot Shot.)
Chip: The Living Dead aren't here tonight, and most of security is in the back guarding Brian
Frenck. Trinity is outnumbered and defenseless.
(Pagan is still holding his shoulder. A table has been set up as Sandman, Mr. Shhh and Artful
Dodger are lifting Doug Bacon up onto the turnbuckle.)
Fool: It's Final Judgment time, Chipper!
(Pagan climbs the ropes, and, with a grimace of pain, hits the double arm DDT on Bacon. The
two men bounce off the table and hit the mat, as the table overturns on top of them.)
Chip: Oh, my God! Pagan and Doug Bacon are both down! The Church of Pain and the MIA's have
decimated Trinity.
Fool: Here come the spoil sports.
(Security is pouring toward the ring as Mr. Shhh shakes hands with Jagged Edge.)
Chip: It looks like a car wreck in there! Fans, we have to step aside for a moment. When we
come back, it's the television title on the line!
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(A commercial for the encore presentation of Independence Day.
back to our show)
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Chip: Triumphant Tuesday returns live from Indianapolis, Indiana!
Fool: Pro wrestling's highest rated show, each and every Tuesday night!
(The Fool has switched to an SWF ball cap and turned his Doug Bacon T-shirt inside out.)
Chip: What carnage we've had on the first half of the show.
Fool: This beats hell out of the All-Star game.
Chip: The Artful Dodger managed to retain his TV Title, but he has a huge defense tonight.
Let's get up to the ring!
("Bulls On Parade" by Rage Against The Machine starts to play.]
Jeff: The following contest is set for one fall with a ten minute time limit, and it is for
the SWF Television Title! Introducing first, the challenger, from New Orleans, Louisiana,
weighing in at 285 pounds, here is Tanner Boyle!!
[Tanner Boyle comes out of the tent and starts to make his way to the
ring. The crowd is cheering him on. Tanner stops in the aisle and
makes an X with his arms and screams as several fireworks are launched
behind him. He then runs down the aisle and slides into the ring.]
Chip: What an ovation for Tanner Boyle! He is rapidly becoming a favorite of SWF fans.
Fool: No, no, no! We want Dodger. Mo' money!
[The crowd boos as "Fire It Up" by Busta Rhymes begins to play.]
Jeff: And his opponent! Being led to the ring by his manager,
Westminster, from London, England, weighing in at 178 pounds, here is the
SWF Television Champion, The Artful Dodger!!
[The Artful Dodger and Westminster walk out through the curtains. Dodger is wearing
the TV Title belt. The crowd is booing as The Artful Dodger makes his way to
the ring throwing silver dollars into the crowd.]
(We cut to a shot of the other members of the Church of Pain, seated at ringside.)
Chip: If I were Tanner Boyle, I would be very nervous about those men being outside the ring.
Fool: I'd be more nervous about wrestling for a title.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger misses with a clothesline.
The Artful Dodger goes for a clothesline, but Tanner Boyle ducks out of the way.
Tanner Boyle punches The Artful Dodger.
The crowd is starting to get behind Tanner Boyle.
Tanner Boyle kicks The Artful Dodger.
A small "Tanner Boyle" chant is being started.)
Chip: Dodger's going to have some difficulty here.
Fool: Oh, no doubt. But I have confidence in him.
(Tanner Boyle whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes.
Tanner Boyle goes for a Gorilla Press, but The Artful Dodger blocks it.
The Artful Dodger nails Tanner Boyle with a backbreaker.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes.
Tanner Boyle misses with a kick.
The Artful Dodger hits Tanner Boyle with a shoulderblock.
The Artful Dodger takes Tanner Boyle down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The Artful Dodger goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Tanner Boyle blocks it.
The Artful Dodger begs off.)
Chip: Fans, we just want to remind you that SWF Around the World will be in Mexico
City on Thursday night, where you will see Sean McKenzie battle The Sandman.
Fool: People who don't have belts anymore. That's a good match.
(Tanner Boyle whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes, but The Artful Dodger
reverses it.
Tanner Boyle goes for a football tackle, but The Artful Dodger counters it with
a side step.
The Artful Dodger attempts to place Tanner Boyle on the turnbuckle, but
Tanner Boyle blocks it.
The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes.
Tanner Boyle goes for a dropkick, but The Artful Dodger counters it with
a side step.
The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger goes for a clothesline, but Tanner Boyle ducks out of the way.
Tanner Boyle runs into the ropes.)
Chip: Also this week on SWF Slaughterhouse, you'll see Hexx take on Hot Shot Donovan
in a ladder match. Check your local listings.
(The Artful Dodger misses with a shoulderblock.
Tanner Boyle executes a football tackle on The Artful Dodger.
Tanner Boyle executes the X-Plosion on The Artful Dodger.
Tanner Boyle is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Tanner Boyle goes for the pin.)
Chip: It's the X-Plosion!
Fool: Aaaaauuuuggghhhhh!
(Chad Bray counts: One, two, thr...kickout.)
Chip: He KICKED OUT!
Fool: No, sir!
(There are lots of chants for Tanner Boyle.
Tanner Boyle locks The Artful Dodger in a choke against the ropes.
Chad Bray warns Tanner Boyle to let go.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, three.
Tanner Boyle whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes.
Tanner Boyle hits The Artful Dodger with an elbow.
Tanner Boyle executes a fireman's carry on The Artful Dodger.
Tanner Boyle throws The Artful Dodger out of the ring.
Chad Bray counts: one, two, three, four, The Artful Dodger reenters the ring.
Tanner Boyle nails The Artful Dodger with a jawbreaker.)
Chip: Don't look now, but Artful Dodger is in serious trouble here against Tanner Boyle!
Fool: Don't count the champ out yet.
(The crowd is cheering on Tanner Boyle.
The Artful Dodger begs off.
Tanner Boyle goes for an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but
The Artful Dodger counters it with a roll away.
The Artful Dodger catches Tanner Boyle in an Indian deathlock.
Tanner Boyle breaks the hold with a punch after 18 seconds.
Tanner Boyle goes for a stomachbreaker, but The Artful Dodger blocks it.
The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes.
Tanner Boyle misses with a clothesline.
The Artful Dodger hits Tanner Boyle with an elbow.)
Fool: Big elbow! Dodger's back in control!
Chip: So, have you officially abandoned Trinity?
(The Artful Dodger attempts to place Tanner Boyle on the turnbuckle, but
Tanner Boyle blocks it.
The Artful Dodger attempts to place Tanner Boyle on the turnbuckle, but
Tanner Boyle blocks it.
The Artful Dodger executes a backbreaker on Tanner Boyle.
The Artful Dodger struts across the ring.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
The Artful Dodger nails Tanner Boyle with a jumping neck snap.
Numerous fans are using The Artful Dodger for target practice.)
Fool: No. Trinity abandoned me. Equalizer never would have done me like that.
Chip: Dodger with the cover!
(The Artful Dodger is going for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: A close call there!
(The Artful Dodger gets a scorpion deathlock on Tanner Boyle.
Tanner Boyle is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Tanner Boyle is struggling to reach the ropes.
Tanner Boyle tries to fight the pain.)
Chip: Dodger's got the scorpion on!
Fool: Look who's here!
(Sven Pieterson, carrying a chair, makes his way to the ring.)
(Tanner Boyle reaches the ropes after being trapped for 22 seconds.
The Artful Dodger executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Tanner Boyle.
Sandman, Mr. Shhh and Pagan hop over the railing and block Sven's path.)
Chip: They're turning Sven back!
Fool: I think Sven's there to attack Tanner, but I don't think they care.
(The Artful Dodger attempts to place Tanner Boyle on the turnbuckle, but
Tanner Boyle blocks it.
The Artful Dodger attempts to place Tanner Boyle on the turnbuckle, but
Tanner Boyle blocks it.
The Artful Dodger whips Tanner Boyle into the ropes.
The Church of Pain is dragging Sven Pieterson down the aisle to the back.)
Chip: No interference in this match!
Fool: How about that?
(The Artful Dodger misses with a clothesline.
Tanner Boyle hits The Artful Dodger with an elbow.
Tanner Boyle goes for a chokehold, but The Artful Dodger blocks it.
The Artful Dodger goes for a ropeburn, but Tanner Boyle blocks it.
The Artful Dodger begs off.
Tanner Boyle whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger misses with a shoulderblock.
The Artful Dodger hits Tanner Boyle with an elbow.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 5 minutes remaining.
Chip: Another big elbow by the Dodger.
Fool: I feel better now.
(The Artful Dodger hits Tanner Boyle with a diving elbow smash.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
The Artful Dodger nails Tanner Boyle with a spinning DDT.
The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes.
Tanner Boyle hits The Artful Dodger with an elbow.
Tanner Boyle takes The Artful Dodger down with a low blow.
Tanner Boyle hits The Artful Dodger with a powerslam.
Chad Bray counts: One, kickout.)
Fool: No soup for you!
Chip: The challenger is back on offense, but he only has a few more minutes.
(Tanner Boyle gets a sleeperhold on The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Artful Dodger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.
Tanner Boyle takes The Artful Dodger down with a punch.
Tanner Boyle throws The Artful Dodger out of the ring.
Chad Bray counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, The Artful Dodger
reenters the ring.
Tanner Boyle hits The Artful Dodger with a low blow.
Tanner Boyle hits The Artful Dodger with a brain buster.)
Fool: Dodger should have taken the countout and come back next week.
Chip: That's your opinion. He's a scrapper, but he's in some trouble.
(Tanner Boyle has the crowd going wild.
Tanner Boyle goes for a back suplex, but The Artful Dodger counters it with
a cross-body block.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.
The Artful Dodger hits Tanner Boyle with a jawbreaker.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
The Artful Dodger places Tanner Boyle on the turnbuckle.
The Artful Dodger uses a top-rope DDT on Tanner Boyle.)
Fool: Fried Boyle!
Chip: The cover!
(Chad Bray counts: One, two,...)
Chip: One, two!
(...thr... kickout.)
Fool: No!
Chip: The match continues!
(The Artful Dodger goes for a cobra clutch, but Tanner Boyle blocks it.
Tanner Boyle puts The Artful Dodger in a double chickenwing submission.
The Artful Dodger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Tanner Boyle places The Artful Dodger on the turnbuckle.
Tanner Boyle uses a belly-to-belly superplex on The Artful Dodger.
The crowd is going crazy.)
Chip: Great back and forth action this week.
Fool: Come on, champ! Just three more minutes!
(he Artful Dodger gouges his eyes.
The Artful Dodger executes the Robbing You Blind on Tanner Boyle.
The Artful Dodger goes for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, in the ropes.
The Artful Dodger further incites the crowd.)
Chip: Foot on the ropes! How did Tanner do it?
Fool: You got me! Two more minutes!
(The Artful Dodger executes a backbreaker on Tanner Boyle.
The Artful Dodger puts Tanner Boyle in the Ziplock.
Tanner Boyle is struggling to reach the ropes.
Tanner Boyle reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Tanner Boyle nails him with a low blow.
Tanner Boyle executes the X-Plosion on The Artful Dodger.)
Chip: X-Plosion! For the second time!
Fool: He didn't get all of that!
(The crowd is starting to get behind Tanner Boyle.
Tanner Boyle goes for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two,...)
Chip: This should do it!
(...thr... kickout.
The crowd is starting to get behind Tanner Boyle.)
Fool: Yes! Yes!
Chip: Those power moves sometimes don't have the same impact against smaller wrestlers.
(The Artful Dodger takes Tanner Boyle down with a Western lariat.
The Artful Dodger struts across the ring.
The crowd is booing The Artful Dodger.
Tanner Boyle goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but The Artful Dodger blocks it.
The Artful Dodger hits Tanner Boyle.
The crowd is booing The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger chops Tanner Boyle.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.)
Fool: Whoo!
Chip: Give me a break.
(The Artful Dodger nails Tanner Boyle with a diving elbow smash.
The Artful Dodger attempts to place Tanner Boyle on the turnbuckle, but
Tanner Boyle blocks it.
The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes.
Tanner Boyle misses with an elbow.
Tanner Boyle misses with a clothesline.
Tanner Boyle catches The Artful Dodger in a bearhug.)
Chip: Bearhug! Under a minute to go!
(The Artful Dodger is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Artful Dodger is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Artful Dodger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Tanner Boyle executes a Gorilla Press on The Artful Dodger.
Tanner Boyle screams.)
Fool: A few more seconds and we come back next week!
(There are lots of chants for Tanner Boyle.
Tanner Boyle whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes, but The Artful Dodger
reverses it.
The Artful Dodger hits Tanner Boyle with an elbow.
The Artful Dodger catches Tanner Boyle in a Boston crab.
Tanner Boyle reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Artful Dodger goes for a Boston crab, but Tanner Boyle blocks it.)
Chip: Boyle breaks the hold and Dodger is frustrated.
(A masked man, dressed in black, comes to ringside.
Tanner Boyle goes for a back suplex, but he can't do it.
The bell rings. The time-limit has expired.
The Artful Dodger executes the Robbing You Blind on Tanner Boyle.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.)
Fool: He hit it! Tanner is out!
Chip: Dodger did hit the Robbing you Blind, but the time had already run out!
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, referee Chad Bray has informed me that the time limit has expired.
He rules this bout...A DRAW!
(The masked guy hits the ring. He picks up Tanner Boyle and executes a face-first chokeslam.)
Fool: That's a Face Plant, Collins. This guy Face Planted Tanner!
(The Artful Dodger, smiling, leaves the ringas the masked man picks Tanner up again.)
Chip: Another Face Plant!
Fool: That's Equalizer's move! It's gotta be him!
Chip: That guy's too skinny to be Equalizer.
Fool: I'm gonna try to interview him.
(The masked guy runs off down the aisle into the back before the Fool gets his mic untangled.)
Chip: Well, there he goes.
Fool: You watch, Chip. Equalizer will straighten everything out.
Chip: Whatever. When we come back, it's Thugz vs. Ground Zero, plus President Frenck's big
announcement. Don't touch that dial.
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(Two teenaged boys are sitting in front of their home computer.)
Kid #1: This crummy browser takes forever.
Kid #2: Hey, let's hit the SWF website!
Kid #1: Cool!
(The kid types on his computer. Suddenly, Jagged Edge emerges from the screen,
grabs both kids and pulls them back inside the machine.)
Voice: It's a World Wide War of epic proportions.
(The kids have now entered a giant cyber-world, with SWF wrestlers all around. We see Corporal
Punishment and Monster Mark pummeling each other on a wrestling mat that looks like a giant
Excel spreadsheet.)
Voice: In an atmosphere filled with antitrust violations.
(A shot of God's Tears, who has now applied the Drunken Rage on one of the animated monsters
from the game "Doom".)
Voice: When the various alliances in the Supreme Wrestling Federation go to war, there's gonna
be a major system crash.
(A shot of Tanner Boyle slamming Sven Pieterson through what looks to be a Windows 98 logo.)
Voice: "Hostile Takeover '98: Broken Windows". Live on pay-per-view August 16th.
(The SWF is not affiliated with The Microsoft Corporation or any of its subsidiaries.)
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Chip: Welcome back to Triumphant Tuesday. Don't forget that the second annual
Run of Death will begin soon, and will wrap up on August 16th at SWF Hostile Takeover.
Fool: I'm ready. Bring it on.
("Cities of Flame" by Blue Oyster Cult begins to play.)
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, the President of teh Supreme Wrestling Federation, Brian Frenck!
(A loud and very mixed reaction from the crowd as Brian Frenck heads to ringside, flanked by
SWF officials Pat mcNeill, Tim Parker and Sean Clayton, with three SWF security guards in tow.)
Chip: I'll tell you this, Fool. No one in the SWF has the slightest idea what Brian Frenck is
going to say.
Fool: And that's the way he likes it.
(Frenck enters the ring and takes the mic.)
Frenck: Hello, SWF fans! I want you to know that I love each and every one of you great people!
(Cheers, mixed with boos from the audience.)
Fool: Get on with it.
Frenck: First of all, I want everyone to know that after considering the requests of The Church
of Pain and Trinity. I have agreed to sanction the first ever barbed wire cage match between
these two stables!
(The roar of the crowd is deafening.)
Chip: Wow! What a match!
Frenck: I will be going on vacation this weekend, so I'll let Pat here handle the details of
that one. But that's not really while I'm here.
Fool: Oh, God. There's MORE?
Chip: Tim, I'm told there's some sort of disturbance going on in the back. Our cameras are
on the way there right now.
Frenck: The SWF has been an incredible success since we started up fifteen months ago. In fact,
there have only been two major incidents which threatened the stability of the Supreme
Wrestling Federation. And both times, there was the same culprit.
(Brian holds up a software jewel case.)
Frenck: THIS! Microsoft Windows '95 has been the major threat to this league since its
creation. It crashes, it loses data, it has nearly destroyed the SWF computers.
(The crowd cheers.)
Fool: What the hell does this have to do with wrestling?
Brian: Now, I had Pat McNeill file a lawsuit on behalf of the SWF this morning in Redmond,
Washington, seeking $10 million in damages. And, there's a strong chance we can win this.
However, I'm not out here just for money. I'm out here for revenge.
Chip: We're suing Microsoft?
Brian: This message is directed to the CEO of the Microsoft Corporation, Bill Gates. I
will drop this lawsuit IF and only IF you face me in the ring at Hostile Takeover '98 in a
wrestling match!
(The crowd roars.)
Chip: Frenck challenged Bill Gates to a wrestling match?
Fool: At least he picked someone he can actually beat.
(Frenck and the suits leave as "Cities of Flame" plays.)
Chip: I'm told our cameras are standing by in the...control room of Market Square Arena?
(Switch to a shot of the scoreboard control room inside Market Square Arena. The operators
of the audio and video equipment are bound and gagged in a corner, and we see El Cholo and
Chico at the controls.)
Chico: I don't know, Cholo. There's an awful lot of buttons here, man.
Cholo: Piece of cake, puto. Jus' like when I DJ'd my cousin's wedding.
Chico: Foo! You broke her amp and nearly 'lectrified yourself!
Chip: Good grief. The KBK control the horizontal and the vertical. Well, let's take it up
to Jeff Ayres.
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a non-title match, set for one fall with
a 30 minute time limit.
("The End" by The Doors begins to play, then is cut off with a screech and replaced by "She
Blinded Me with Science" by Thomas Dolby. The Madness video montage starts to play on the video
wall, then the Truth Teller montage, then a clip from the World Cup.)
Chip: I hope Ground Zero's not distracted by the antics of the Killaz.
Jeff: At a total combined weight of 585 pounds, here are Black Jack and Kaneda:
GROUND ZERO!
(Ground Zero plays to the crowd and slaps hands as they head to
the ring. They enter the middle of the ring, but as they do, the fireworks go off in their
faces, and they jump back onto the apron. The crowd gives a mixed reaction as the music dies
down.)
Fool: The MIA's aren't making any friends tonight.
Jeff: And their opponents...
(No music. The Thugz emerge from the back, wearing their tag team Title belts and accompanied
by Tyra.)
Jeff: ...accompanied to the ring by Tyra and hailing from Los Angeles...
(The music kicks in with the sound of a record player starting. The PA system is playing
"Girls Just Wanna have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper. The video wall is filled with scenes from the
movie "Spice World" by the Spice Girls. The crowd is laughing.)
Jeff (quickly): ...at a total combined weight of 622 pounds, the SWF Tag Team Champions of the
World, C-Murder and Shocker: The Thugz!
(Fireworks go off right in front of the Thugz, blocking their path to the ring. They look
very upset.)
Fool: That's disrespectful on the part of the KBK.
Chip: C-Murder will be kicking things off for the Thugz, against Black Jack for Ground Zero.
And we're underway!
(The bell rings. They lock up.
C-Murder kicks Black Jack.
Black Jack hits C-Murder.
A small "Black Jack" chant is being started.
C-Murder chops Black Jack.
A few fans are cheering on C-Murder.
C-Murder hits Black Jack.
C-Murder hits Black Jack with a piledriver.
C-Murder uses a front-layout superplex on Black Jack.
A small "C-Murder" chant is being started.)
Chip: Tremendous offense by the champions.
Fool: They're fired up tonight.
(C-Murder goes for a dragon suplex, but Black Jack blocks it.
Black Jack runs into the ropes.
C-Murder takes Black Jack down with a choke slam.
C-Murder goes for a dragon suplex, but Black Jack blocks it.
Black Jack nails C-Murder with a power bomb.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Fool: You'll get nothing and like it!
Chip: A near fall there by the massive Black Jack.
(The crowd is responding to Black Jack.
Black Jack goes for a spinning power bomb, but C-Murder counters it with
an enzuilariato.
C-Murder tags out to The Shocker.
The Shocker and C-Murder whip Black Jack into the ropes.
The Shocker and C-Murder hit Black Jack with a double choke slam.
C-Murder leaves the ring.
The Shocker goes for an atomic drop, but Black Jack counters it with
a bulldog headlock.
A small "Black Jack" chant is being started.
Black Jack takes The Shocker down with a tiger suplex.
Chad Bray counts: One, kickout.)
Chip: Tiger suplex and a near fall. I want to set the record straight, Tim. While the Thugz
claim to be the longest reigning tag team champions in SWF history, when you combine the two
title reigns of the Living Dead, you find that they actually hold the record.
Fool: The Thugz are champs now. That's what counts.
(A small "Black Jack" chant is being started.
Black Jack goes for a spinning DDT, but The Shocker counters it with a backdrop.
The Shocker is going for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, kickout.
The Shocker whips Black Jack into the ropes.
The Shocker goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Black Jack counters it with
a punch.
Black Jack tags out to Kaneda.
Kaneda and Black Jack whip The Shocker into the ropes.
They hit The Shocker with a double clothesline.)
Chip: Big double team move by Ground Zero.
Fool: The Zeros are tough and they have good teamwork. They just need a killer instinct.
(Kaneda and Black Jack whip The Shocker into the ropes.
They attempt to hit The Shocker with a double clothesline, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
The Shocker hits them with a double clothesline.
There are lots of chants for The Shocker.
Black Jack leaves the ring.
The Shocker runs into the ropes.
Kaneda takes The Shocker down with an Asai moonsault.)
Chip: Moonsault!
Fool: Whoa!
(Chad Bray counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.)
Chip: The big man gets the shoulder up.
(Kaneda puts a hand to his ear.
A small "Kaneda" chant is being started.
The Shocker begs off.)
Fool: Even though this is non-title, you'd better believe it matters to the Thugz.
(Kaneda whips The Shocker into the ropes.
Kaneda hits The Shocker with a kick.
Kaneda hits a faceslam on The Shocker.
The Shocker begs off.
Black Jack enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
C-Murder enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Black Jack goes for a football tackle, but The Shocker counters it with
a kick to the head.
Black Jack leaves the ring.
Kaneda whips The Shocker into the turnbuckle.
The Shocker comes back, but is met with a faceslam.)
Fool: Ouch! It's not fair. The Thugz just wrestled at the pay-per-view.
Chip: Kaneda's reaching for the tag in to Black Jack.
(Kaneda tags out to Black Jack.
Black Jack and Kaneda hit The Shocker with a double flying axhandle.
Kaneda leaves the ring.
Black Jack goes for a Gorilla Press, but The Shocker counters it with a facerake.
The Shocker tags out to C-Murder.
The Shocker goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Black Jack counters it with
a punch.
The Shocker rolls out of the ring.
Black Jack takes C-Murder down with an inverted power bomb.)
Chip: Big power bomb! And there's more! Don't forget, we still have a steel cage match for the
International Title!
Fool: How could I forget that?
(A small "Black Jack" chant is being started.
C-Murder begs off.
Black Jack tags out to Kaneda.
Kaneda and Black Jack whip C-Murder into the ropes.
They hit C-Murder with a double backdrop.
Kaneda and Black Jack whip C-Murder into the ropes.
They hit C-Murder with a double fist to the midsection.
Kaneda and Black Jack hit C-Murder with a double flying axhandle.)
Fool: They've got the Thugz in some trouble.
Chip: Also on next week's show, that rematch between Artful Dodger and Tanner Boyle, with a 20
minute time limit.
(Black Jack leaves the ring.
Kaneda takes C-Murder down with a German suplex.
Both men's shoulders are on the mat.
Chad Bray counts: One, Kaneda lifts a shoulder, two, kickout.)
Chip: German suplex. Another near fall!
Fool: So I'm impressed. But if this was a title match, the Thugz would be all over them.
(Black Jack enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Black Jack hits a power bomb on C-Murder.
A small "Black Jack" chant is being started.
Kaneda executes a reverse flying elbowdrop on C-Murder.
Black Jack leaves the ring.
Kaneda executes a ropeflip hiptoss on C-Murder.
C-Murder begs off.
Kaneda whips C-Murder into the ropes.
C-Murder bumps into Chad Bray.)
Chip: Chad Bray goes down!
Fool: We need some more coordinated officials.
(C-Murder hits Kaneda with a clothesline.
Kaneda falls out of the ring.
C-Murder goes through the ropes.
The Shocker comes over to make it two-on-one.
The Shocker hits a back suplex on Kaneda.
C-Murder hits a flying cross body press on Kaneda.
The Shocker hits Kaneda with a flying clothesline.
C-Murder uses a dragon suplex on Kaneda.)
Chip: The Thugz take advantage! They're destroying Kaneda on the floor!
Fool: And there's no referee to count! I love it!
(C-Murder reenters the ring.
Kaneda follows him back in.
C-Murder tags out to The Shocker.
C-Murder goes for a piledriver, but Kaneda blocks it.
C-Murder rolls out of the ring.
Kaneda goes for a sleeperhold, but The Shocker blocks it.
The Shocker hits Kaneda.
The crowd is going crazy.)
Chip: This is how the Thugz have won the tag team titles twice. They work so well together.
Fool: I'm already a fan. You don't have to sell me.
(The Shocker punches Kaneda.
The Shocker has the crowd going wild.
The Shocker goes for an atomic drop, but Kaneda counters it with a facerake.
Kaneda takes The Shocker down with a superkick.
Kaneda is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Chad Bray is back on the job.)
Chip: Bray recovers, but it's too late!
Fool: Ha-hah!
(The Shocker whips Kaneda into the turnbuckle, but Kaneda reverses it.
The Shocker comes back and rocks Kaneda with a kick to the midsection.
The Shocker tags out to C-Murder.
The Shocker places Kaneda on the turnbuckle.
The Shocker hits Kaneda with a belly-to-belly superplex.
The Shocker has the crowd going wild.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: We're five minutes in, and the World Tag Team Champs have looked very, very impressive.
(C-Murder takes Kaneda down with a flying cross body press.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.
Black Jack enters the ring and throws The Shocker out of the ring.
Black Jack leaves the ring.
Kaneda uses a fisherman suplex on C-Murder.
Chad Bray counts: One, shoulder up.)
Fool: Get him, C!
Chip: A pair of near falls as Kaneda goes for the tag.
(Kaneda tags out to Black Jack.
Black Jack and Kaneda hit C-Murder with a double flying axhandle.
Kaneda leaves the ring.
Black Jack goes for a kick to the midsection, but C-Murder blocks it.
The Shocker enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
C-Murder and The Shocker hit Black Jack with a double DDT.
The Shocker leaves the ring.)
Chip: Double DDT. Just like that, the Thugz change the complexion of this match.
Fool: I admit, these Zeros are pretty good. But they're learning some respect tonight.
(C-Murder hits a jumping DDT on Black Jack.
The crowd is cheering on C-Murder.
C-Murder punches Black Jack.
The crowd is really behind C-Murder.
Black Jack kicks C-Murder.
C-Murder kicks Black Jack.
Black Jack punches C-Murder.
Black Jack is getting a good reaction from the crowd.)
Chip: Black Jack will not stay down. Black Jack is fighting back!
Fool: Keep him down, Thugz.
(Black Jack kicks C-Murder.
Black Jack uses a spinning DDT on C-Murder.
The crowd is going crazy.
Black Jack throws C-Murder out of the ring.
Black Jack goes through the ropes.
Black Jack takes C-Murder down with an inverted power bomb.)
Fool: No! I don't believe it!
Chip: A power bomb on the floor! And C-Murder is feeling it!
(Black Jack whips C-Murder into the guardrail.
Black Jack uses a spinning power bomb on C-Murder.
Chad Bray counts: 1.
Black Jack knocks C-Murder into the ringsteps.
Black Jack whips C-Murder into the guardrail.
Black Jack goes for a headbutt, but C-Murder blocks it.
C-Murder reenters the ring.
Black Jack follows him back in.)
Fool: At least this isn't a title match.
Chip: Black Jack has him! It's time for the Nuke!
(Black Jack gives the sign for the Nuke.
Black Jack tags Kaneda.
Black Jack nails C-Murder with a powerslam.
Kaneda executes a frog splash and goes for the pin.)
Chip: That should do it! One! Two!
(Chad Bray counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
C-Murder begs off.)
Chip: Kickout! What heart by one-half of the champions!
Fool: I don't know what to say!
(Kaneda whips C-Murder into the ropes.
Kaneda misses with a shoulderblock.
Kaneda misses with an elbow.
C-Murder goes for a spin kick, but Kaneda counters it with a duck-down move.
Kaneda whips C-Murder into the ropes.
Kaneda misses with a clothesline.
C-Murder and Kaneda get hit with a double clothesline.
C-Murder throws Kaneda out of the ring.)
Chip: Now it's C-Murder taking a break.
Fool: Not for long. Kaneda's getting right back in.
(Chad Bray counts: one, Kaneda reenters the ring.
C-Murder goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Kaneda blocks it.
Kaneda goes for a fisherman suplex, but C-Murder blocks it.
C-Murder executes a flying forearm on Kaneda.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: A near fall there.
Fool: Now would be a great time to tag in Shocker.
(C-Murder runs into the ropes.
C-Murder goes for a choke slam, but Kaneda counters it with
a kick to the midsection.
Kaneda attemps to place C-Murder on the turnbuckle, but C-Murder blocks it.
Kaneda uses a superkick on C-Murder.
Kaneda takes C-Murder down with a German suplex.)
Chip: German suplex!
Fool: It's over!
(Chad Bray counts: One, two, The Shocker makes the save.)
Chip: Save by Shocker. The match continues!
(C-Murder goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Kaneda counters it with
a facerake.
C-Murder goes for a dragon suplex, but Kaneda blocks it.
Kaneda whips C-Murder into the turnbuckle, but C-Murder reverses it.
C-Murder hits a choke slam on Kaneda.
C-Murder hits Kaneda.
The crowd is really behind C-Murder.)
Fool: That's Thug power, my friend.
Chip: Kaneda is still wobbly following the choke slam.
(C-Murder punches Kaneda.
C-Murder executes a bodyslam on Kaneda.
C-Murder takes Kaneda down with a diving headbutt.
C-Murder uses a diving headbutt on Kaneda.
C-Murder catches Kaneda in a scorpion deathlock.
Kaneda is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Kaneda is struggling to reach the ropes.)
Fool: Yes! Stretch him!
Chip: Kaneda simply refuses to tap out.
(Kaneda reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Kaneda throws C-Murder out of the ring.
Kaneda goes through the ropes.
Kaneda hits a ropeflip moonsault on C-Murder.
Chad Bray counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.)
Chip: Beautiful moonsault from the apron!
Fool: Here come Black Jack and Shocker!
(C-Murder nails Kaneda with a monkey flip.
The Shocker comes over to make it two-on-one.
Black Jack comes over and lays out The Shocker.
Black Jack executes the Running Forearm Smash on C-Murder.
Kaneda hits a crucifix on C-Murder.
They're brawling inside the ring area.)
Fool: They're destroying C-Murder!
Chip: Both teams need to beware the count.
(Chad Bray counts: 2.
Kaneda knocks C-Murder into the ringsteps.
Kaneda hits a superkick on C-Murder.
Kaneda returns to the ring.)
Chip: Well, Kaneda's back in, and The Shocker has helped C-Murder to his feet.
(Chad Bray counts: 3.
C-Murder and The Shocker walk out for the countout.
The crowd is going crazy.)
Fool: They're leaving!
(Chad Bray counts: ...four, five, six, seven.)
Chip: This is not the first time the Thugz have walked out on a match. Ground Zero will win
by countout, and more importantly, they now get a tag team title shot!
(Chad Bray counts: ...eight, nine, ten.
The bell rings.)
Jeff: Here are your winners, in 10:11, as a result of a countout, GROUND ZERO!
(The Thugz are continuing to walk to the back.)
Fool: Look! It's the KBK!
(We see a shot of El Cholo and Chico above the entranceway. As the Thugz pass below, the two
man drop sacks of rice toward them. One misses, but the other opens on top of Shocker,
knocking him down.)
Fool: It's Killaz-a-Roni!
Chip: Oh, my God!
(As we watch, El Cholo makes a suicidal drop from above the entranceway onto C-Murder. The
crowd goes nuts. All three men are down. Chico begins to descend using the steps.)
Fool: Cholo's out of his mind!
Chip: They're still brawling!
(Indeed, The Thugz are still fighing back against Cholo, even as Chico makes his way to the
bottom. Ground Zero comes up to join the melee.)
Chip: Boy, tag team competition here in the SWF has never been wilder!
Fool: Put a lid on it, Monsoon.
(The three teams begin brawling through the curtains into the back.)
Chip: Fans, there's more to come. It's the Judge and Axel Mate in a steel cage for the
International Title! Stay tuned!
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("Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" plays as we see Sandman rake Mike
Stevens face against the cage.)
Voice: It's the ultimate test.
(Clip of a blindfolded Vigilante slamming Coldblooded.)
Voice: The ten toughest wrestlers.
(Clip of Jagged Edge locking the Shattered Dreams on Vigilante.)
Voice: Nine brutal matches.
(Clip of Jagged Edge and Equalizer hitting each other with the bullrope.)
Voice: It's the Run of Death. And you'll only find it in the Supreme Wrestling
Federation.
(Clip of Equalizer and War Machine brawling up the aisle.)
Voice: Returning, by popular demand, to the SWF at Hostile Takeover.
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Chip: We're back on SWF Triumphant Tuesday. Wer'e already running over, so let's go up to
the ring.
(The steel cage has just been lowered into place as Jeff Ayres takes the mic outside the ring.)
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is for the SWF International Title.
It is a steel cage match! The only way to win is by pinning your opponent, making him submit,
or by be the first man to leave the cage and have both feet touch the floor!
Fool: Here we go!
[ "Planet Boom" by Tommy Lee starts to play as the crowd roars.]
Jeff: Introducing the challenger, being led to the ring by his manager, Tarzan
Taborda, from Oeiras, Portugal, weighing in at 234 pounds, here is Axel
"The Hammer" Mate!!
[Axel and Tarzan emerge from the entrance as several fireworks are launched.
Axel slaps hands with several of the fans on the way to the cage. The
crowd cheers loudly.]
Chip: The steel cage match is the most dangerous type of match in wrestling. Yet Axel Mate
appears confident as he makes his way to the ring.
Fool: He's not confident. He's just stupid.
["I Shot The Sheriff" by Eric Clapton starts to play.]
Jeff: And his opponent, being led to the ring
by The Bailiff, from Montreal in the province of Quebec, weighing in at 295
pounds, here is the SWF International Champion, The Judge!!
[The Judge and Bailiff emerge from the entrance. The Judge is wearing the title belt.
The crowd is booing loudly. Both men ignore the fans as they enter the cage. One by one,
fireworks are launched from each of the ringposts.]
Chip: Never before have we had a steel cage title match on this program. This should be
a classic.
Fool: Just so long as Justice is served.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Axel Mate hits The Judge with a European uppercut.
Axel Mate grinds The Judge's face across the cage.
Axel Mate uses a flying bulldog on The Judge.
Axel Mate hits a moonsault on The Judge.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: We nearly had a title change right there!
Fool: The Judge is exhausted. He wrestled for about 40 minutes on Saturday night at the
pay-per-view.
(Axel Mate goes for a fireman's carry, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge goes for a forearm smash, but Axel Mate blocks it.
Axel Mate runs into the ropes.
The Judge hits Axel Mate with an elbow.
The Judge is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Near fall by the champion. Fans, if you have yet to see SWF Independence Day, I urge you
to watch the encore presentation tomorrow night.
Fool: See The Judge kick some ass.
(The Judge hits a palm blow on Axel Mate.
The Judge goes for a headbutt, but Axel Mate blocks it.
Axel Mate chops The Judge.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Axel Mate.
The Judge kicks Axel Mate.
Quite a few boos are audible.)
Fool: I've just been handed a note, Chip. Remember that barbed wire cage match between
The Church of Pain and Trinity?
Chip: Yes. Why?
(Axel Mate kicks The Judge.
Axel Mate hits The Judge.
A small "Axel Mate" chant is being started.
The Judge punches Axel Mate.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Axel Mate chops The Judge.
The crowd is starting to get behind Axel Mate.)
Fool: That match will take place on Triumphant Tuesday on July 21st in Ottawa!
Chip: A barbed wire cage match on TV? Are they nuts?
Fool: Ratings, Chip.
(Axel Mate hits The Judge with a clothesline.
Axel Mate hits The Judge with a piledriver.
Axel Mate tries to get out of the door.
Axel Mate is halfway through the ring.
Axel Mate is three quarters across the ring.
The Judge pulls him back in.)
Chip: Well, we'll see that in two weeks when Triumphant Tuesday hits Ottawa.
Fool: Axel's got my man Judge in trouble!
(Axel Mate hits The Judge with a powerslam.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Another two count!
(Axel Mate goes for a frog splash, but The Judge counters it with a knee pull-up.
The Judge tries to get out of the door.
The Judge is halfway through the ring.
Axel Mate pulls him back in.
Axel Mate whips The Judge into the turnbuckle.
Axel Mate runs shoulder-first into the corner, but The Judge
moves out of the way.)
Chip: Axel hits the cage!
Fool: Yes! A taste of steel for the Whacker!
(The Judge whips Axel Mate into the turnbuckle.
The Judge charges into the corner, but Axel Mate lifts his leg.
Axel Mate hits The Judge with a Victory Roll.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, thr... kickout.)
Chip: He got...NO! I thought he had him!
Fool: Dammit, Judge! You can't lose to this guy!
(Axel Mate punches The Judge.
The Judge kicks Axel Mate.
Axel Mate kicks The Judge.
A small "Axel Mate" chant is being started.
The Judge kicks Axel Mate.
A few fans are booing The Judge.
The Judge chops Axel Mate.)
Chip: I think the longer this match goes, the more the odds swing in favor of Axel Mate.
Fool: Judge needs to hit that Death Sentence thingy.
(Tarzan Toborda and The Bailiff are outside the ring, looking nervous.
Axel Mate hits The Judge.
The crowd is cheering on Axel Mate.
Axel Mate hits The Judge.
The crowd is cheering on Axel Mate.
Axel Mate runs into the ropes.
Axel Mate misses with a shoulderblock.
The Judge uses a Soviet suplex on Axel Mate.)
Chip: Big suplex by The Judge.
Fool: Look! Here comes trouble!
(The large, face-painted man comes to ringside.)
Chip: Who is this guy? What does he want?
(The Judge whips Axel Mate into the ropes.
The Judge and Axel Mate get hit with a double clothesline.
The Judge executes a short clothesline on Axel Mate.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
The Judge gets the Ziplock on Axel Mate.
Axel Mate is struggling to reach the ropes.)
Fool: Maybe we'll get an answer after Axel taps out here.
Chip: This man has been shadowing Axel Mate for weeks, and we have no idea who he is.
(Axel Mate is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Axel Mate is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Axel Mate tries to escape the hold.
Axel Mate reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
The Judge tries to get out of the door.
The Judge is halfway through the ring.)
Chip: Axel's down! And the Judge is making a jailbreak.
Fool: About damn time. I wanna go home and watch Mark McGwire!
(The Judge is three quarters across the ring.
The Judge is exiting the cage door.
The large, face-painted man slams the cage door on The Judge.
The large, face-painted man throws Axel Mate a pair of handcuffs.
Axel Mate pulls him back in.)
Chip: That man just cost The Judge the match!
Fool: What the hell's going on?
(The large, face-painted man faces the camera.)
Face-Painted Guy: The TTK will do whatever it takes to win here in the SWF. And I never lie!
(Axel Mate tries to handcuff The Judge to the ropes, but The Judge knocks
the handcuffs away.
Axel Mate goes for a fireman's carry, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge chops Axel Mate.)
Chip: That's the new TTK member?
Fool: I gotta admit, I'm impressed! Good strategy!
(The Judge punches Axel Mate.
The crowd is booing The Judge.
Axel Mate chops The Judge.
Axel Mate is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Axel Mate whips The Judge into the ropes.
The Judge and Axel Mate get hit with a double clothesline.
The Judge goes to pick up the handcuffs, but Axel Mate blocks it.)
Fool: We have a shoving match between Toborda and The Bailiff.
Chip: Somebody needs to get this big man away from the cage!
(Axel Mate hits a dropkick on The Judge.
Axel Mate scrapes The Judge's face across the cage.
Axel Mate hits The Judge with a German suplex.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
Axel Mate complains about a slow count.)
Chip: The title nearly changed hands right there!
Fool: Axel's arguing with the ref...LOOK OUT!
(The Judge hits Axel Mate with an inside cradle.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Another near fall!
(The Judge nails Axel Mate with a forearm smash.
The Judge nails Axel Mate with a palm blow.
The Judge grinds Axel Mate's face across the cage.
Axel Mate is busted wide open.
The Judge goes for a full nelson, but Axel Mate blocks it.
Axel Mate hits The Judge.
Axel Mate is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Judge hits Axel Mate.
The Judge is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
The Judge chops Axel Mate.)
Fool: You know, every time I think The Hammer is hopeless, he pulls off something sneaky
like this.
Chip: You think that large man is telling the truth? ...Wait a minute.
(The Judge uses a DDT on Axel Mate.
The Judge hits Axel Mate with a palm blow.
The Judge nails Axel Mate with a headbutt.
The Judge hits a forearm smash on Axel Mate.
The Judge hits a Soviet suplex on Axel Mate.
The Judge whips Axel Mate into the ropes, but Axel Mate reverses it.
Axel Mate hits The Judge with a shoulderblock.)
Chip: Axel thought about going for the cuffs again, but he changed his mind.
Fool: He's going up!
(Axel Mate tries to climb out of the cage.
Axel Mate is on his way up.
The Judge pulls him back in.
Axel Mate hits a German suplex on The Judge.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Another near fall by Axel.
Fool: If one of these guys can cuff the other to the cage, they'll win.
(Axel Mate goes for a scorpion deathlock, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge hits Axel Mate with a running powerslam.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, in the ropes...)
Chip: One! Two! No!
Fool: Ain't it great when both guys cheat? You have to call the match evenly.
(The Judge runs into the ropes.
The Judge hits Axel Mate with a kick.
The Judge puts Axel Mate in a camel clutch.
Axel Mate reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.
The Judge grabs the handcuffs.)
Chip: Axel Mate is exhausted.
Fool: Here we go!
(The Judge handcuffs Axel Mate to the ropes.
The Judge tries to climb out of the cage.
The Judge is on his way up.
The large, face-painted man hands Axel the handcuff key through the cage.)
Chip: Now it's a race! Neither man has the advantage.
(The large, face-painted man tries to help Axel unlock the handcuffs.
The Judge is at the top.
The Bailiff tries to stop the face-painted man, but is grabbed by Tarzan Toborda.
The Judge is over the top.)
Chip: This is chaos!
Fool: Look! The big guy's climbing the cage!
(The large, face-painted man is climbing the outside of the cage.
Axel Mate has opened the handcuffs.
The Judge is on the way down.)
Chip: Axel's partner, whoever he is, is going to stop The Judge from reaching the floor!
(Axel Mate is halfway across the ring.
The Judge jumps from halfway up the cage.
The large, face-painted man tries to catch him.
Both men tumble to the floor.
Axel Mate is three quarters across the ring.
The Judge has escaped the cage.)
Chip & Fool: Oh, my God!
Chip: The Judge dives to the floor! The Judge is the first man out of the cage!
(The crowd is giving both wrestlers a standing ovation.)
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 7:04, and STILL SWF International Champion, The Judge!
("I shot the Sheriff" plays. The Judge and the large, face-painted man ar both crumpled in
a heap on the floor. The Bailiff is in a shoving match with Tarzan Toborda.
Axel Mate heads over to the two men.)
Fool: Axel Mate is pissed, Collins!
(Axel Mate comes up and begins to stomp on The Judge. The crowd is going nuts.)
Chip: The Judge retains the International Title! And what a grueling 72 hours it's been for
him!
Fool: What a night! I'll remember this one for a long time.
Chip: We've gotta go! For the Sportin' Fool, Tim Thorsen, I'm Chip Collins. We'll see you
next week with more of SWF Triumphant Tuesday.
Fool: Don't miss it...
Chip & Fool: ...BE THERE!
(We see Axel Mate trying to revive the large man as the shot fades.)
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c) 1998 SWF Triumphant Tuesday
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