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(A shot of a cheering arena crowd.)
Announcer: Seen live by over a million fans every year.
(A shot of the interior of the SWF broadcast truck.)
Announcer: And by over ten million people a week on television.
(The SWF logo appears on the screen)
Announcer: The Supreme Wrestling Federation.
The S-W-F.
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("I walked in" by Brougham plays as we see highlights of the tag title match on Slaughterhouse.)
Chip: Triumphant Tuesday is next!
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(An overhead shot of a wrestling ring in the middle of a vacant parking lot in a big city.
Night time. The opening bars of "The Extremist" by Joe Satriani play as we see shadowy figures
approach the ring from all sides. There is an explosion near the ring, increasing the amount
of available light...
And we see the faces of the wrestlers. Jagged Edge and Shae Smith approach the ring as we
see an image of Edge executing the Shattered Dreams on Carey Stone projected on the building
behind him. Doug Bacon wanders in through the parked cars, as Paul Von Braun runs alongside
him, holding a case of beer. We see an image of Bacon executing the Fried Bacon on Eric Wright
projected on the building behind him.
Sandman walks in, waving his pitchfork and accompanied by Michelle. We see a shot of Sandman
knocking Lethal off the ladder projected on the building next to him. We see Pagan, surrounded
by candles, in a nearby alley. We see an image of Pagan hitting the Final Judgment on Mustafa
projected on the wall above him.
A shot of the ground near the ring. The Living Dead emerge through the soil, as a shot of
them hitting the Autopsy on the Westside Ridas is projected on the ground next to them. We see
Rock 'n Roll Animal standing atop a building, as an image of the Animal hitting a frog splash on
Sean Slade plays beneath him.
An ice cream truck pulls up and God's Tears emerges from the back, as a shot of GT applying
the Hurt on Death Angel is projected on the side of the truck. A stretch limo pulls right up
to ringside. We look in the back and see Mr. Shhh and the Men in Black watching a videotape of
Shhh hitting the Peacemaker on Akira the Samurai.
Cut to an overhead shot of the ring, with the SWF wrestlers approaching from all sides. As
they are all about to enter, we see a burst of fireworks, then the Triumphant Tuesday logo,
followed by another burst of fireworks, which dissolves to...)
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(The inside of a packed arena. There are screaming fans and fireworks going off around the
ring and along the rampway. The graphic reads:
"LIVE! Corel Center
Ottawa, Ontario"
The camera pans the crowd, lingering on some of the unique signs there: "Outsider Edge rules!"
"Bring on the barbed wire!", "Trinity rules Fools", "Tanner's ready to X-Plode", "Fatally
Baconized", "Bring back The Reaper!", and three college kids in Church of Pain T-shirts with a
huge banner saying "Ain't no party like a Church of Pain party 'cause a Church of Pain party
never stops!")
Chip: Welcome, everyone, to Ottawa, Ontario!
(Shots of a bouncy young woman in a Doug Bacon T-shirt.)
Chip: Welcome to the Corel Center!
(Shot of SWF Presidnet Brian Frenck, flanked by SWF Vice-Presidents Pat McNeill and Tim Parker,
along with acting Slaughterhouse producer Sean Clayton. All four men are wearing multi-colored
SWF Hostile Takeover '98 T-shirts. There are three SWF security guards in front of Frenck.)
Chip: Welcome to Triumphant Tuesday!
(The angle pans down to the announce desk, where we see Chip Collins, wearing an SWF blazer and
a red power tie, next to "The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen, wearing a Church of Pain cap and a
Denver Broncos T-shirt.)
Chip: I'm Chip Collins, along with the man wrestling fans love to love...
Fool: ..."The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen!
Chip: Tonight is going to be one of the wildest nights in Supreme Wrestling Federation history,
as we feature the first ever Prison Riot match between The Church of Pain and Trinity.
Fool: The Church are champions, just like the Broncos are champions. They'll kick ass.
Chip: Don't forgot that this is a special 90 minute edition of Triumphant Tuesday. The final 30
minutes will be rated TV-MA, and will feature the Prison Riot match. So put the kids to bed
after hour number one.
Fool: Right. Like that won't be the highest rated segment of the whole show.
Chip: Tonight, fans, in addition to that incredible barbed wire cage match, we will have the
announcement of the main event for Hostile Takeover, which will take place on pay-per-view...
(The lights begin to flicker and dim.)
Chip: What's going on?
Fool: Look!
(The spotlight is shining on a tall, thin masked man in a black outfit, who is standing in
the middle of an aisle, surrounded by cheering fans.)
Fool: That's the guy! That's the same guy who's attacked Tanner, Hexx and Trinity.
Chip: We don't know that for sure. But he does have a wireless microphone. Let's hear
what he has to say.
(The masked man picks up the microphone.)
The masked guy: Why am I doin' this!? Cause...the voices be tellin'
me to. They tells me to fry..fry and equalize...they tell me that I
gotssss...toooo...tooooo ...aroooooo!...Go world trade center on yo'
ass...I don't know...but forgive me...I am sin...Who am I? Shhh...it's a
secret...
{The masked man drops the microphone and walks into the shadows.}
Fool: I don't think that's Equalizer. But a lot of people are really pissed off at this guy.
Chip: Indeed. We will see Doug Bacon do double duty tonight as he takes on Fatal Fury.
Fool: I hope Bacon is too worn out to wrestle in the cage.
Chip: We will also see the new SWF Television Champion, Tanner Boyle, do double duty. He will
appear on Wrasslin' Roundup with Texas Pete,and then defend the belt against Sven Pieterson.
Fool: Ten bucks says the entire fed comes in and beats the crap out of both of them.
Chip: And the Kold Blood Killaz will begin their climb back to the top against the O.n.E. team
of Future Technology, Time Warp and Mr. Roboto.
Fool: That should be...mercifully short.
Chip: But first, we kick it off with a big grudge match. Let's go up to the ring and Jeff
Ayres.
(Ring announcer Jeff Ayres, in his black tux and grey tie, takes the microphone.)
Jeff: The following contest is set for one fall, with a thirty minute time limit.
["Jack Frost" by St. Vitus begins to blare over the loud speakers. The
crowd turns towards the entrance way to catch a look at Jack Frost and Ice.]
Jeff: Introducing first, from Nome Alaska, weighing in at 248 lbs and accompanied to the
ring by Ice, here is Jack Frost!
[The smoke from dry ice pours surrounds the entrance way as blue lasers
create snowflakes around the arena. Jack Frost and Ice enters through
the smoke, arms raised high. The fans begin to cheer. They ignore the
fans completely as they walk towards the ring.]
Chip: Tim, this is our first look at the cool customer they call Jack Frost.
Fool: Ice, ice baby. Too cold.
("The Wimbledon Theme" begins to play as clips of Kip Douglas playing various sports appear on
the video wall.)
Jeff: And his opponent, from Sherman Oaks, California, weighing in at 252 pounds, here is "The
All-Around Athlete" Kip Douglass!
(Douglass emerges from the back, wearing a tennis outfit with black wrestling tights and a US
Open tennis hat, and carrying a tennis racket. The crowd boos.)
Fool: I'm telling you, Collins, this Kip Douglass got game.
Chip: Time will tell. Well, as Kip Douglass removes his tennis gear, I can tell you that Chris
Carroll is your referee.
Fool: It's a break point here for these two.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Kip Douglass whips Jack Frost into the ropes, but Jack Frost reverses it.
Jack Frost hits Kip Douglass with a clothesline.
Jack Frost whips Kip Douglass into the ropes.
Kip Douglass nails Jack Frost with a thrust kick to the head.
Kip Douglass goes for a short clothesline, but Jack Frost ducks out of the way.
Jack Frost whips Kip Douglass into the ropes, but Kip Douglass reverses it.
Kip Douglass hits Jack Frost with a shoulderblock.
Kip Douglass catches Jack Frost in a camel clutch.
Jack Frost is struggling to reach the ropes.)
Fool: I'm telling you, this guy is gonna go a long way.
Chip: Frost makes it to the ropes.
(Jack Frost reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Kip Douglass runs into the ropes.
Jack Frost hits Kip Douglass with a clothesline.
Jack Frost hits a thrust kick to the head on Kip Douglass.
Jack Frost is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Jack Frost goes for a spinning leg lariat, but Kip Douglass
ducks out of the way.
Kip Douglass takes Jack Frost down with a spinning backbreaker.
Kip Douglass is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Kip Douglass takes Jack Frost down with a thrust kick to the head.
Kip Douglass executes a short clothesline on Jack Frost.)
Chip: As Douglass takes over on offense, Fool, tell us what we can hear tonight
on the SWF Hotline.
Fool: 1-900-SWF-NEWS. $2.49 a minute. All proceeds go towards a worthy
cause. Me. Kids under 18, if you call now, you won't have money to buy
cigarettes.
(The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Kip Douglass whips Jack Frost into the ropes.
Kip Douglass takes Jack Frost down with a Japanese armdrag takedown.
Kip Douglass executes a flying dropkick on Jack Frost.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.)
Fool: Option 1 tonight is Fool's Gold, where I'll tell you the buzz about a new
SWF tag team, and the latest escalations in the stable wars. Call now.
(Kip Douglass hits a low blow on Jack Frost.
Kip Douglass nails Jack Frost with a low blow.
Kip Douglass whips Jack Frost into the turnbuckle.
Kip Douglass runs into the ropes.
Kip Douglass hits Jack Frost with a kick.
Kip Douglass pretends to swing a tennis racket.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.)
Chip: I think those multiple groin shots have swung the advantage back
toward the All-Around Athlete.
Fool: What was your first clue?
(Kip Douglass uses a belly-to-back suplex on Jack Frost.
Kip Douglass pretends to swing a tennis racket.
Kip Douglass is being booed out of the building.
Kip Douglass throws Jack Frost out of the ring.
Kip Douglass goes through the ropes.
Chris Carroll counts: 1.
Kip Douglass reenters the ring.
Jack Frost follows him back in.
Kip Douglass uses a short clothesline on Jack Frost.)
Chip: Frost looked really good against Vigilante on Around the World,
but hasn't really had a chance to shine tonight.
Fool: I don't think Mr. Freeze can hang with this guy.
(Kip Douglass pretends to swing a tennis racket.
Numerous fans are using Kip Douglass for target practice.
Kip Douglass goes for a back suplex, but Jack Frost counters it with
a cross-body block.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Fool: No, sir!
Chip: Cross body and a near fall for Jack Frost. Douglass looks surprised.
(Jack Frost throws Kip Douglass out of the ring.
Chris Carroll counts: one, Kip Douglass reenters the ring.
Jack Frost chops Kip Douglass.
There are lots of chants for Jack Frost.
Jack Frost punches Kip Douglass.
Kip Douglass punches Jack Frost.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Jack Frost chops Kip Douglass.
The crowd is really behind Jack Frost.)
Chip: The Alaskan is right back on the attack.
Fool: No, no, no. Too much Kip Douglass.
(Jack Frost nails Kip Douglass with a spinning leg lariat.
The crowd is really behind Jack Frost.
Kip Douglass begs off.
Jack Frost whips Kip Douglass into the turnbuckle.
Jack Frost charges in with an elbowsmash, but Kip Douglass moves out of the way.
Kip Douglass takes Jack Frost down with a Russian legsweep.
Kip Douglass locks Jack Frost in a half Boston.
Jack Frost reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Kip Douglass throws Jack Frost out of the ring.)
Chip: And the Athlete takes it back to the floor.
Fool: Here we go!
(Kip Douglass goes through the ropes.
Kip Douglass whips Jack Frost into the guardrail.
Chris Carroll counts: 1.
Kip Douglass goes for a vertical suplex, but Jack Frost blocks it.
Chris Carroll counts: 2.
Jack Frost goes for a kneelift, but Kip Douglass counters it with a side step.
A few fans are trying to get a shot in.
Kip Douglass whips Jack Frost into the guardrail.
Chris Carroll counts: 3.)
Chip: Just like that, the Californian is able to reverse the momentum out on the floor.
Fool: That's my kind of wrestler.
(Kip Douglass reenters the ring.
Jack Frost follows him back in.
Kip Douglass uses a spin kick on Jack Frost.
Kip Douglass uses a fireman's carry on Jack Frost.
Kip Douglass runs into the ropes.
Jack Frost misses with a clothesline.
Jack Frost misses with a clothesline.
Kip Douglass goes for a football tackle, but Jack Frost counters it with a side step.
The crowd is really behind Jack Frost.
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: A greeat opening contest here on Triumphant Tuesday.
Fool: Oh, yeah. Guaranteed blood coming up later.
(Jack Frost places Kip Douglass on the turnbuckle.
Jack Frost takes Kip Douglass down with a top-rope DDT.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.)
Fool: No soup for you!
Chip: I thought Frost had him with that Fried Bacon-like maneuver.
(Jack Frost goes for a spinning leg lariat, but Kip Douglass
ducks out of the way.
Kip Douglass hits Jack Frost with a belly-to-back suplex.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Kip Douglass whips Jack Frost into the ropes, but Jack Frost reverses it.
Kip Douglass goes for a football tackle, but Jack Frost counters it with
a side step.
Jack Frost places Kip Douglass on the turnbuckle.
Jack Frost takes Kip Douglass down with a top-rope DDT.)
Chip: A second top-rope DDT by Frost!
Fool: Damn.
Chip: The cover!
(Chris Carroll counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.)
Fool: You'll get nothing and like it!
(Jack Frost locks Kip Douglass in a cobra clutch.)
Chip: Submission move by Jack!
(Kip Douglass breaks the hold with an armdrag takedown after 13 seconds.
Kip Douglass attempts to place Jack Frost on the turnbuckle, but Jack Frost
blocks it.
Kip Douglass kicks Jack Frost.
Kip Douglass further incites the crowd.
Kip Douglass chops Jack Frost.
Kip Douglass punches Jack Frost.
Numerous fans are using Kip Douglass for target practice.
Jack Frost hits Kip Douglass.)
Chip: They're trading punches.
Fool: Hang in there, Kip.
(Jack Frost kicks Kip Douglass.
Kip Douglass hits Jack Frost.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Kip Douglass hits Jack Frost.
Numerous fans are using Kip Douglass for target practice.
Kip Douglass hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Jack Frost.
Kip Douglass runs into the ropes.
Ice trips Kip Douglass.)
Chip: Ice with the trip on Douglass.
Fool: Carroll saw that! He's calling for the bell.
(Chris Carroll disqualifies Jack Frost.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.)
Chip: Let's get the official word.
Jeff: Here is your winner by disqualification, in 6:45, Kip Douglass!
(The Wimbledon Theme plays as Kip raises his arms in victory. Jack Frost is consoling
an upset Ice.)
Chip: Well, I don't think this will settle anything between Kip Douglass and Jack Frost.
Kip Douglass gets the win, and here with the Baseketball replay is The Sportin' Fool.
(Match highlights appear onscreen as The Fool narrates.)
Fool: Okay, Frosty the Iceman hits the top rope DDT, Kip kicks out. Douglass with the
belly-to-belly. Finally, the Ice Princess comes in and interferes. Kip wins. Watch the
movie. It'll kick ass.
Chip: Universal Studios presents Baseketball, rated R, on July 31st. When we return,
we'll see the Kold Blooded Killaz, on SWF Triumphant Tuesday.
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(Commercial for the movie "Baseketball", then an ad for the SWF Beach Brawl home
video.)
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Chip: We're back in Ottawa, the capital of Canada, for more SWF Triumphant Tuesday.
Fool: For a Canadian city, they sure have a crappy hockey team.
Chip: Fans, I'm sorry for the comments of "The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen, as I always am. It's
time to see the former SWF tag team champions in action. Let's go to the ring!
Jeff: The following contest is set for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Introducing first, at
a total combined weight of 470 pounds, representing Our Next Evolution, the team of
Time Warp & Mr. Roboto: Future Technology!
(The O.n.E. logo fills the wall monitor as "One Vision" by Queen plays, and Time Warp and
Mr. Roboto enter to a warm reaction from the Ottawa crowd.)
Chip: I think many of the SWF fans have rallied behind the O.n.E. in their ongoing war
with the T.w.O.
Fool: No one cares.
Jeff: And their opponents, being led to the ring by Anna, weighing in at a
combined weight of 496 pounds, here are Chico and El Cholo, the Kold Blooded Killaz!!
("California Love" by Tupac Shakur plays. Anna emerges from the back ahead of the KBK.
The curtain opens to reveal...)
Fool: What the hell?
(El Cholo is being carried to the ring, unsteadily, on the same gold litter we've seen before,
except that it's being held up by Chico. Chico pulls out a little handheld sign that says
"Where'd all the Hooters girls go? Damn you Frenck!".)
Fool: Do they even have a Hooters in Ottawa?
Chip: I don't know. We can investigate that later. Chico's back is a little stiff, but it looks
as though he will start anyway against Time Warp.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Time Warp takes Chico down with a Frankensteiner.
Chad Bray counts: One, kickout.
Time Warp goes for a flying somersault headbutt, but Chico counters it with
a roll away.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Chico goes for a Gorilla Press, but Time Warp counters it with a facerake.
Time Warp hits a short clothesline on Chico.
Time Warp hits Chico with a jumping neck snap.
Time Warp throws Chico out of the ring.)
Chip: What a fast start there by Time Warp. Our fans in Manitoba can be in line this Friday
at 10 AM, when tickets go on sale for the August 25th Triumphant Tuesday at the Winnipeg
Arena in Winnipeg.
Fool: And fans, Sandman of the Church of Pain will be there to sign autographs at the arena
box office. Cool, huh?
(Chad Bray counts: one, Chico reenters the ring.
Mr. Roboto enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Time Warp and Mr. Roboto whip Chico into the ropes.
They hit Chico with a double elbowsmash.
Mr. Roboto takes Chico down with a kick to the head.
Time Warp goes for a backflip cradle, but Chico counters it with a sitdown.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Near fall there by Chico. As you know, the Kold Blooded Killaz are recreating the
events that led them to their first SWF Tag Title reign, which is why they're facing Future
Technology.
Fool: More power to 'em.
(Mr. Roboto leaves the ring.
Chico nails Time Warp with a clothesline.
Chico tags out to El Cholo.
El Cholo and Chico whip Time Warp into the ropes.
El Cholo and Chico hit Time Warp with a double savate kick.
Chico leaves the ring.
El Cholo hits a spin kick on Time Warp.
El Cholo goes for a headbutt, but Time Warp blocks it.
Time Warp places El Cholo on the turnbuckle.)
Chip: Cholo's having trouble with Time Warp.
Fool: He's been acting strange ever since being hit on the head back at Independence Day.
(Time Warp nails El Cholo with a double underhook superplex.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Another close call there.
(Time Warp whips El Cholo into the ropes.
Time Warp hits El Cholo with an elbow.
Time Warp yells "You're running out of time!" to his opponent.
A small "Time Warp" chant is being started.
Time Warp tags out to Mr. Roboto.
Mr. Roboto and Time Warp whip El Cholo into the ropes.
They attempt to hit El Cholo with a double kick to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
El Cholo is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Time Warp leaves the ring.
El Cholo goes for a piledriver, but Mr. Roboto counters it with a backdrop.)
Fool: What the hell's going on here?
Chip: What a great outing for Future Technology.
(El Cholo begs off.
Mr. Roboto takes El Cholo down with a kick to the midsection.
Mr. Roboto hits El Cholo with a single-leg takedown.
Mr. Roboto nails El Cholo with a rana.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, in the ropes...)
Chip: Another near fall by Roboto. The KBK are having trouble here.
(Mr. Roboto uses a spinning leg lariat on El Cholo.
Mr. Roboto hits a kneelift on El Cholo.
Mr. Roboto hits El Cholo with an earringer.
Mr. Roboto hits El Cholo with a kneelift.
Mr. Roboto uses a moonsault bodyblock on El Cholo.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)
Fool: Damn, Chip. Something is seriously wrong here.
(Mr. Roboto whips El Cholo into the ropes, but El Cholo reverses it.
Mr. Roboto hits El Cholo with an enzuilariato.
A few fans are cheering on Mr. Roboto.
Mr. Roboto attempts to place El Cholo on the turnbuckle, but El Cholo blocks it.
Mr. Roboto hits El Cholo with a single-leg takedown.
Mr. Roboto runs into the ropes.
Mr. Roboto misses with a clothesline.
Mr. Roboto hits El Cholo with a clothesline.
El Cholo falls out of the ring.)
Chip: A clothesline and Cholo takes a tumble to the floor.
Fool: Okay. Now they're gonna take over.
(Mr. Roboto goes through the ropes.
Mr. Roboto hits El Cholo with a jumping DDT.
Chad Bray counts: 1.
Mr. Roboto goes for the Modern Man, but El Cholo counters it with
a duck-down move.
El Cholo hits the Miracle on Mr. Roboto.
El Cholo looks down at his hands in shock.)
Fool: What was that?
Chip: I don't know! He just hit Flash's old finishing move.
(El Cholo whips Mr. Roboto into the guardrail.
El Cholo goes for a savate kick, but Mr. Roboto ducks out of the way.
Time Warp comes over to make it two-on-one.
Time Warp goes for a jumping elbow thrust, but El Cholo ducks out of the way.
Anna comes from behind, but Mr. Roboto nails Anna.
Chad Bray counts: 2.
El Cholo takes Mr. Roboto down with a moonsault bodyblock.
El Cholo executes a DDT on Mr. Roboto.)
Chip: DDT!
Fool: He had that coming. You don't put your hands on Anna the Booty girl.
(Chad Bray counts: 3.
Chico comes over to make it two-on-one.
El Cholo and Chico hit Mr. Roboto with a double savate kick.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: The Killaz look a little more like their old selves since the action moved to
the floor.
(Chico goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Mr. Roboto ducks out of the way.
Mr. Roboto uses a jumping DDT on El Cholo.
Chad Bray counts: 4.
Chad Bray counts: 5.
Mr. Roboto reenters the ring.
El Cholo follows him back in.
Mr. Roboto tags out to Time Warp.
Time Warp and Mr. Roboto whip El Cholo into the ropes.
They hit El Cholo with a double clothesline.)
Chip: Great double team move there by Future Technology.
Fool: This is looking like an actual match.
(Time Warp and Mr. Roboto hit El Cholo with a double spinning leg lariat.
Mr. Roboto leaves the ring.
Time Warp catches El Cholo in an octopus hold.
El Cholo is struggling to reach the ropes.
El Cholo reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Time Warp hits a chop on El Cholo.
Time Warp attempts to place El Cholo on the turnbuckle, but El Cholo blocks it.
Time Warp hits El Cholo with a dropkick to the knee.)
Chip: This Time Warp is probably the best wrestler in either the T.w.O. or the O.n.E.
Fool: Nah. Vigilante is the icon of the O.n.E.
(Time Warp hits El Cholo.
A small "Time Warp" chant is being started.
El Cholo chops Time Warp.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Time Warp hits El Cholo.
El Cholo punches Time Warp.
El Cholo is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
El Cholo goes for a spin kick, but Time Warp ducks out of the way.
El Cholo bumps into Chad Bray.)
Chip: Ouch ! Chad Bray is down after taking that spin kick.
Fool: Ha-hah!
(Anna throws El Cholo the cane.
El Cholo hits Time Warp with it and goes for the pin.
There is no referee to count.)
Fool: Damn Bray. He's supposed to get back up and count the pin.
Chip: You know that for a fact?
(El Cholo whips Time Warp into the ropes.
El Cholo tags in Chico.
Chico hits a tiger suplex on Time Warp.
There is no referee to count.
Chico gives the sign for the Frejoles Bomb.
El Cholo enters the ring.)
Fool: Someone's making a Westside Connection!
.
Chip: Double team coming up!
(Chico lifts Time Warp up.
Chad Bray is back on the job.
El Cholo nails Time Warp with the Westside Connection and goes for the pin.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, Mr. Roboto doesn't make it in time... three.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.)
Chip: They got him! A cheap win for the Kold Blooded Killaz of the MIA.
Fool: A cheap win is still a win.
Jeff: Here are your winners, in 7:32, The Kold Blooded Killaz!
("California Love" plays as Chico and Anna celebrate. El Cholo is shaking his head,
as though trying to clear out some cobwebs.)
Chip: Chalk one up in the record book for the Killaz, on their quest to regain the Tag
Team Titles.
Fool: That wasn't so bad.
Chip: Then you're ready to see Tanner Boyle on Wrasslin' Roundup?
Fool: Oh, no.
(" The Eyes of Texas" by the University of Texas marching band palys as Texas Pete
makes his way from the back, wearing his cowboy hat and leather jacket. Upon
entering the ring, he cracks his bulwhip and receives a good reaction from the crowd.)
Texas: How y'all doin' t'naht?
Fool: About 9:30.
Chip: Knock it off.
Texas: Man guest is the bran' new SWF Tee-vee Champ-yun. Please wahlcome Mistah
Tanner Boyle!
(" Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against the Machine plays as Tanner Boyle comes down
the aisle, carrying his Television title belt.)
Chip: What an ovation for Tanner Boyle!
Fool: Don't talk to me. Talk to the hand.
Texas: Congratulations on winning yer first tah-till. It's been a week.
How does it feel?
Tanner: Mr. Pete, it feels very good. Dodger gave me the fight of my career
and I got through it and showed that I can be a big player in the SWF.
But that doesn't mean I'm any different than I was before I won the
belt.
Fool: No, he's still a dork.
Texas: Y'all really upset some folks with yer comments about the stables.
Are ya worried that some of them might retal...retail...beat you up?
Tanner: Well honestly, I don't think that Trinity will do anything because
everyone hates them so I'm not really number one on their list. The
only members of the Church that I beez worriedz arez demz homies the
Thugz because they ain't down with dis. (The crowd cheers)
Chip: Uh-oh.
Tanner: Dems beez playerz hatez. Gotz it Thugez? (The crowd cheers
even louder.) I feel indifferent about The Revolution because they haven't
said anything about me so I really shouldn't say anything about them as a group.
Although I am awaiting my match with Rock'N'Animal so I can wrestle a
former Heavyweight Champion. Plus I have a surprise with me for later
on tonight just in case anyone tries anything funny.
Chip: A surprise? I wonder what he's talking about?
Fool: He needs to shut the hell up and quit dissin' the Thugz.
Texas: Ya got ringside seats for the barb wire match t'naht. Who ya
rootin' for?
Tanner: Honestly Mr. Pete I could care less just as long as I don't have to
get involved, not that I won't get involved if need be.
Texas: You was Sven's tag team partner, now y'all are fahtin' each other
t'naht. What do ya think of Sven?
Tanner: I hold no grudge against Sven. We wrestled together and lost fair and
square, yet he whined about it. No man whines when he loses, he just
lives with it and goes on. I tried to bury the hatchet last week and he
wouldn't tag me in. Sven looks like he has a lot of things on his mind:
Helga, Trinity, and the International title.
Fool; I agree with him. Sven is a whiner.
Chip: Fool, you're just Mr. Personality tonight.
Fool: Thanks.
Tanner: Yeah, that was weird last week when y'all teamed up to take on Trinity.
But ya didn't seem to have a problem with guys like Fury 'n Boomer, and
they're in stables.
Tanner: Last week I teamed up with Sven, not any of the other wrestlers.
Like I said, I was there to get a friend back, but he doesn't think needs
my help. So thats fine. When it comes to stables I only hate the ones
who hate me.
Texas: Who do ya want to wrassle next?
Tanner: I would like to give my fellow Louisianian, Hexx, a chance for the
TV Belt. I think out of everyone he deserves a shot. He has shown his
talent, yet no one thinks of him as one of the top wrestlers like I do.
Texas: What football team do ya lahk this year?
Tanner: I would love to be able to say The Saints but they still have a few
holes they have to fill. I think my former team, The Buccaneers will
sneak in and grab the gold just like I did. But, let me just thank each
and every fan for their support, because without them I wouldn't have
this around my waist.
(The crowd cheers this announcement.)
Texas: Ladies 'n genlemen, TANNER BOYLE!
(Tanner leaves as "Bulls on Parade" plays.)
Chip: Wow.
Fool: You said it. I never thought anyone would be dumb enough to pick
the Bucs over the Broncos.
Chip: Fans, we have to step aside for a moment. When we
come back, it's the television title on the line!
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("Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" plays as we see Sandman rake Mike
Stevens face against the cage.)
Voice: It's the ultimate test.
(Clip of a blindfolded Vigilante slamming Coldblooded.)
Voice: The ten toughest wrestlers.
(Clip of Jagged Edge locking the Shattered Dreams on Vigilante.)
Voice: Nine brutal matches.
(Clip of Jagged Edge and Equalizer hitting each other with the bullrope.)
Voice: It's the Run of Death. And you'll only find it in the Supreme Wrestling
Federation.
(Clip of Equalizer and War Machine brawling up the aisle.)
Voice: Returning, by popular demand, to the SWF at Hostile Takeover.
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(We return to the announcer's table, with a look at Chip & Tim.)
Chip: Triumphant Tuesday returns live from the Corel Center in Ottawa, Ontario!
Fool: Pro wrestling's highest rated show, each and every Tuesday night!
Chip: What a tremendous crowd we have here tonight. Our next match will
feature a bitter rivalry as Tanner Boyle defends the TV Title against Sven
Pieterson.
Fool: Well, I'm not crazy about either of these guys. But...
(Revolution #9 by the Beatles plays as the Revolution logo fills the video wall.)
Fool: Damn!
(Kirsten walks through the curtain, wearing glasses, a Revolution T-shirt with a
bare midriff, cutoff jeans, sandals and a big smile. She is holding a wireless
microphone.)
Kirsten: We interrupt this program for a special report...from the Revolution!
Chip: Well, we've heard rumors that these guys are up to something.
Kirsten: Alright, people...COME ON DOWN!
(She waves toward the back as fireworks go off.)
Fool: They've been teasing some sort of big announcement. They probably just have new T-shirts
to sell or something.
(We see Sean McKenzie, Jezebel, Boom-Boom, Master of Pain, Rock 'n Roll Animal and Jukebox Hero
walk out through the curtains on their way to the ring. Fireworks go off the aisle. As the
group walks by the camera, Boom-Boom looks over and yells "We miss you, Double H!" directly into
the lens.)
Chip: Well, the crowd is fired up for them.
Fool: I'm not.
(Sean McKenzie takes the microphone.)
Sean: If ye don't know what this is aboot, we have a wee surprise for ye.
(He hands the microphone to Boom-Boom.)
Boom-Boom: The Revolution is bowdy-bowdy!
McKenzie: What?
Boom-Boom: Just kidding. We've been looking for someone new who has what it takes to join
Revolution, and I think we've found it! It's all good, baby!
Chip: I think it's true. I think Tanner is joining the Revolution.
Fool: You're wrong. I think it's Sven.
(Boom-Boom hands the microphone to Rock 'n Roll Animal.)
Animal: Introducing the newest members of the Revolution, and the next tag team champions of
the world...
("The End" by The Doors plays as Black Jack and Kaneda walk out from the back, wearing
Revolution T-shirts.)
Fool: Say WHAT?
Animal: Kaneda...Black Jack...GROUND ZERO!
Chip: Ground Zero has joined the Revolution!
(Black Jack and Kaneda enter the ring. Kaneda takes the microphone.)
Kaneda: It is great to be apart of a group of honorable men like the Revolution. We are
glad to be here!
(The crowd cheers as Kaneda hands the microphone to Black Jack.)
Black Jack: Thugz, you've gone and done it to us again. You've given the Dead another shot
because you're afraid to face us. But you're going to have to face us eventually, and we'll
not only take the SWF Tag Team Titles, but we'll prove, once and for all, who the better men
are!
Kirsten: This has been a special report from the Revolution. We now return you to your
regularly scheduled programming.
(Fireworks go off as "The End" plays again. The Revolution members leave, slapping hands with
their fans on the way out.)
Chip: Well, that certainly changes the complexion of the SWF.
Fool: Don't we have a match or something?
Chip: Indeed we do. Let's take it up to the ring and Jeff Ayres!
("Bulls On Parade" by Rage Against The Machine starts to play.]
Jeff: The following contest is set for one fall with a twenty minute time limit, and it is for
the SWF Television Title!
[The Swedish National Anthem starts to play.]
Jeff: Introducing first, the challenger! Weighing in at 305 pounds, and hailing from
Stockholm, Sweden, here is Sven Pieterson!!
(We see Sven Pieterson walking down the aisle, waving the Swedish flag. The
crowd is cheering him on.)
Chip: The crowd might be divided here in its loyalties.
Fool: So am I. As annoying as Sven is, at least he's on the Church's side against
Trinity.
(" Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against the Machine plays.)
Jeff: And his opponent, from New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 285 pounds,
here is the SWF Television Champion, Tanner Boyle!!
[Tanner Boyle comes through the curtains and starts to make his way to the
ring, wearing the Television Title belt. The crowd is cheering him on. Tanner
stops in the aisle and makes an X with his arms and screams as several fireworks
are launched behind him. He then runs down the aisle and slides into the ring.]
Chip: Tanner Boyle is electrifying this capacity crowd. Andrew Borgert is your
referee.
Fool: Let's get it on!
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Tanner Boyle goes for a backbreaker, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.
Sven Pieterson whips Tanner Boyle into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson hits Tanner Boyle with a clothesline.
Tanner Boyle falls out of the ring.
Sven Pieterson goes through the ropes.
Sven Pieterson executes an inverted power bomb on Tanner Boyle.
Andrew Borgert counts: 1.
Sven Pieterson knocks Tanner Boyle into the ringsteps.
Sven Pieterson whips Tanner Boyle into the guardrail.)
Chip: Sven Pieterson has really come out of the gate tonight.
Fool: He'll blow it.
(Sven Pieterson nails Tanner Boyle with a double underhook suplex.
Andrew Borgert counts: 2.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tanner Boyle executes a jawbreaker on Sven Pieterson.
Tanner Boyle executes the X-Plosion on Sven Pieterson on the concrete floor.
Sven Pieterson is out cold.
A small "Tanner Boyle" chant is being started.)
Chip: X-Plosion on the concrete.
Fool: That ought to do it.
(Tanner Boyle uses a dropkick on Sven Pieterson.
Andrew Borgert counts: 3.
Tanner Boyle whips Sven Pieterson into the guardrail.
Tanner Boyle takes Sven Pieterson down with a football tackle.
Andrew Borgert counts: 4.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Andrew Borgert counts: 5.
Tanner Boyle knocks Sven Pieterson into the ringsteps.
Tanner Boyle hits Sven Pieterson with a dropkick.
Tanner Boyle screams.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Tanner Boyle.)
Chip: If you'll pardon the pun, the new champ has explosive power.
Fool: Well, he said he had a surprise for anyone who interferes in the
match. And I know that surprise ain't the Revolution.
(Tanner Boyle executes a punch on Sven Pieterson.
Andrew Borgert counts: 6.
Tanner Boyle knocks Sven Pieterson into the ringsteps.
Tanner Boyle hits Sven Pieterson with a double underhook piledriver.
Andrew Borgert counts: 7.
Andrew Borgert counts: 8.
Sven Pieterson reenters the ring.
Tanner Boyle follows him back in.)
Chip: Both men beat the count back in.
Fool: Good thinking by the Swedish chef.
(Sven Pieterson runs into the ropes.
Tanner Boyle takes Sven Pieterson down with a powerslam.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tanner Boyle goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Sven Pieterson
blocks it.
Sven Pieterson executes a dragon suplex on Tanner Boyle.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: A pair of near falls, as the title almost changed hands right there.
Fool: Sven should be dead after that X-plosion. How's he getting up?
(Sven Pieterson places Tanner Boyle on the turnbuckle.
Sven Pieterson uses a superplex on Tanner Boyle.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson runs into the ropes.
Tanner Boyle hits Sven Pieterson with a chop.
Tanner Boyle whips Sven Pieterson into the turnbuckle.
Tanner Boyle runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Sven Pieterson
moves out of the way.
Sven Pieterson goes for a fisherman suplex, but Tanner Boyle blocks it.
Tanner Boyle chops Sven Pieterson.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Tanner Boyle.)
Chip: Don't forget that on SWF Around the World this week, you can see Tanner
Boyle in action, plus Kaos battles the Third World Order.
Fool: Check them local listings.
(Tanner Boyle chops Sven Pieterson.
A few fans are cheering on Tanner Boyle.
Sven Pieterson hits Tanner Boyle.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Sven Pieterson.
Tanner Boyle kicks Sven Pieterson.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Tanner Boyle.
Sven Pieterson punches Tanner Boyle.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson whips Tanner Boyle into the ropes, but Tanner Boyle reverses it.
Tanner Boyle misses with an elbow.)
Chip: Both men are slowing down a little.
Fool: That's what happens in a title match. Both guys are trying not to make
mistakes.
(Tanner Boyle goes for a bearhug, but Sven Pieterson counters it with a punch.
Sven Pieterson hits Tanner Boyle with an inverted power bomb.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson whips Tanner Boyle into the ropes, but Tanner Boyle reverses it.
Sven Pieterson executes a lariat on Tanner Boyle.
Sven Pieterson executes a German suplex on Tanner Boyle.
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat.)
Chip: German suplex!
Fool: Sven's shoulders are down.
(Andrew Borgert counts: One, Sven Pieterson lifts a shoulder, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Two and three quarters!
(Sven Pieterson uses a powerslam on Tanner Boyle.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Fool: Tanner needs to regroup.
(Sven Pieterson whips Tanner Boyle into the turnbuckle, but Tanner Boyle
reverses it.
Tanner Boyle runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Sven Pieterson
moves out of the way.
Sven Pieterson hits Tanner Boyle with a vertical suplex.
Sven Pieterson goes for a bodyslam, but Tanner Boyle blocks it.
Tanner Boyle whips Sven Pieterson into the ropes.
Tanner Boyle hits Sven Pieterson with a kick.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 5 minutes remaining.
(Tanner Boyle runs into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson hits Tanner Boyle with a shoulderblock.
Sven Pieterson is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Another near fall. This could be the night for the Big Swede.
Fool: Hey, it could happen.
(Sven Pieterson throws Tanner Boyle out of the ring.
Sven Pieterson goes through the ropes.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson knocks Tanner Boyle into the ringpost.
A few fans are cheering on Sven Pieterson.
Andrew Borgert counts: 1.
Sven Pieterson whips Tanner Boyle into the guardrail.
Andrew Borgert counts: 2.)
Chip: Once again, Sven takes the fight to the floor.
Fool: He can't win the title on the floor, though.
(Sven Pieterson reenters the ring.
Tanner Boyle follows him back in.
Tanner Boyle uses a low blow on Sven Pieterson.
Tanner Boyle whips Sven Pieterson into the ropes, but Sven Pieterson
reverses it.
Sven Pieterson takes Tanner Boyle down with a snap suplex.
The crowd is starting to get behind Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson hits a snap suplex on Tanner Boyle.
Sven Pieterson is getting a good reaction from the crowd.)
Chip: Big suplex. But the referee is down.
Fool: No. I see signs of life in ol' Bogus.
(Andrew Borgert is back on the job.
Sven Pieterson hits Tanner Boyle with a punch.
Sven Pieterson takes Tanner Boyle down with a gutwrench suplex.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Another near fall there.
Fool: Tanner has the advantage. He can hang on until the time limit.
(Sven Pieterson goes for a Gorilla Press, but Tanner Boyle blocks it.
Tanner Boyle catches Sven Pieterson in a double chickenwing submission.
Tanner Boyle lets go after 16 seconds.
Tanner Boyle goes for a Gorilla Press, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.
Sven Pieterson goes for a dragon suplex, but Tanner Boyle blocks it.
Tanner Boyle throws Sven Pieterson out of the ring.
Tanner Boyle goes through the ropes.
Tanner Boyle knocks Sven Pieterson into the ringsteps.)
Chip: Back comes the television champion.
Fool: We could see another draw here.
(The crowd is starting to get behind Tanner Boyle.
Sven Pieterson takes Tanner Boyle down with a fisherman suplex.
Andrew Borgert counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tanner Boyle hits Sven Pieterson with a roundhouse right.
Sven Pieterson whips Tanner Boyle into the timekeeper's table.
Sven Pieterson goes for a bodyslam, but Tanner Boyle counters it with
a small package.
Sven Pieterson is busted wide open.)
Fool: Did you see Tanner take out the timekeeper?
Chip: I'm more interested in the fact that Sven is bleeding from a cut over
his eye.
(Andrew Borgert counts: 2.
Sven Pieterson hits a fisherman suplex on Tanner Boyle.
Andrew Borgert counts: 3.
Sven Pieterson whips Tanner Boyle into the guardrail.
Andrew Borgert counts: 4.
Sven Pieterson reenters the ring.
Tanner Boyle follows him back in.
Sven Pieterson is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, kickout.)
Chip: Sven has been unable to keep the champ down.
Fool: Well, next week they'll have twenty minutes, if they don't settle it here.
(Sven Pieterson runs into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson executes a lariat on Tanner Boyle.
Sven Pieterson executes a DDT on Tanner Boyle.
Sven Pieterson is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sven Pieterson runs into the ropes.
Tanner Boyle uses a chop on Sven Pieterson.
Tanner Boyle goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Sven Pieterson
blocks it.
Sven Pieterson whips Tanner Boyle into the ropes, but Tanner Boyle reverses it.)
Fool: We've got about a minute to go.
Chip: Irish whip...NO! Reversal by Tanner!
(Tanner Boyle hits Sven Pieterson with a shoulderblock.
Tanner Boyle executes the X-Plosion on Sven Pieterson.
A few fans are cheering on Tanner Boyle.)
Chip: X-Plosion from out of nowhere.
Fool: Saints 1, Swedes 0.
(Tanner Boyle goes for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is really behind Tanner Boyle.)
Chip: He got him! Tanner Boyle holds on to the TV Title.
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 9:18, Tanner Boyle.
("Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against the Machine plays. The crowd is giving Boyle a
standing ovation.)
(Andrew Borgert hands Boyle the title belt. Tanner puts it on and screams for the crowd. The crowd
screams back.)
Fool: Well, he's got that X-Plosion down. And the screaming thing.
Chip: What a big win for Tanner Boyle in his first TV title defense. Fans, when we return,
we'll see Fatal Fury vs. Doug Bacon, and find out more about Hostile Takeover. Don't touch that
dial!
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(Two teenaged boys are sitting in front of their home computer.)
Kid #1: This crummy browser takes forever.
Kid #2: Hey, let's hit the SWF website!
Kid #1: Cool!
(The kid types on his computer. Suddenly, Jagged Edge emerges from the screen,
grabs both kids and pulls them back inside the machine.)
Voice: It's a World Wide War of epic proportions.
(The kids have now entered a giant cyber-world, with SWF wrestlers all around. We see Corporal
Punishment and Monster Mark pummeling each other on a wrestling mat that looks like a giant
Excel spreadsheet.)
Voice: In an atmosphere filled with antitrust violations.
(A shot of God's Tears, who has now applied the Drunken Rage on one of the animated monsters
from the game "Doom".)
Voice: When the various alliances in the Supreme Wrestling Federation go to war, there's gonna
be a major system crash.
(A shot of Tanner Boyle slamming Sven Pieterson through what looks to be a Windows 98 logo.)
Voice: "Hostile Takeover '98: Broken Windows". Live on pay-per-view August 16th.
(The SWF is not affiliated with The Microsoft Corporation or any of its subsidiaries.)
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Chip: Welcome back to Triumphant Tuesday. Don't forget that the second annual
Run of Death will begin on Sunday, August 2nd, and will wrap up on August 16th at SWF Hostile
Takeover.
Fool: Church of Pain all the way, baby.
Chip: We'll get to tonight's Part 1 main event in a moment. But first, we have some big
announcements regarding Hostile Takeover on Pay-per-view!
(The Hostile Takeover logo fills the screen as "Walking Contradiction" by Green Day plays
underneath the footage.)
Fool: SWF Hostile Takeover '98 will take place on Sunday night, August 16th at Key Arena in
Seattle.
(A pull down menu pops up onscreen. The "Main Event" Tab is selected. We see a picture of
Brian Frenck, standing opposite a picture of Bill Gates.)
Chip: It's official. The match the world is waiting for WILL happen at Hostile Takeover. In
return for the SWF dropping its lawsuit, Microsoft CEO Bill Gates will face SWF President
Brian Frenck in a wrestling match.
Fool: I never thought I'd say this, but I'm rooting for Frenck.
(The "Next" key is clicked, and we see a digitized shot of Mr. Shhh and Doug Bacon, standing in
front of a steel cage.)
Chip: The other half of our double main event is equally exciting, as SWF Champion Mr. Shhh
defends against former champ Doug Bacon inside a steel cage.
Fool: One way or another, we'll DEFINITELY have a winner this time. No excuses.
(The "Next" key is clicked, and we see a digitized shot of Kaos and The Judge, with Judge
holding his International Title.)
Chip: Also signed for this historic show, we'll see The Judge put his International belt on the
line aginst none other than Kaos.
Fool: These are two damned exciting young wrestlers. Should be one hell of a match.
(The "Next" key is clicked, and we see a digitized shot of the Thugz, holding their Tag Title
belts, and Ground Zero.)
Chip: This one requires some explaining. Ground Zero will get their SWF Tag Team Title shot at
Hostile Takeover. Right now, the Thugz are the champions, but Ground Zero will face whoever
holds the tag team belts at teh pay-per-view.
Fool: I hate to say this, but the Living Dead could win those belts back on Slaughterhouse this
Sunday.
(The "shutdown" option is selected, and we return to the announcer's table.)
Chip: Wow. That's already shaping up to quite a pay-per-view.
Fool: Order now! Don't wait until the last minute.
Chip: And with that cheap plug, it's time for our Hour 1 main event!
(At this point, the lights go out, and the arena is plunged into darkness.)
Fool: What's going on?
Chip: I can hear somebody running past our table. Put the lights back on!
(After a few seconds, the lights have been turned back on, but we see nothing out of the
ordinary.)
Fool: What the hell was that all about?
Chip: I don't know, but let's go to Jeff.
Jeff: This contest is set for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit.
["...And Justice For All" by Metallica starts to play as the lights dim
and streaks of lights dart across the arena to the rhythm of the music]
Jeff: Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 294
pounds, here is Fatal Fury!!
[Fatal Fury emerges from the entrance to the sound of loud popping as
fireworks light up the arena. He makes his way down to the ring as the
crowd cheers him on.]
Chip: Fatal Fury looks focused.
Fool: He's been waiting for this match for a long time. He thinks the front office is out to
screw him, and the only way to get even with them is to beat everybody.
["99 Bottles Of Beer" starts to play, as the crowd gives a mixed reaction.]
Jeff: And his opponent, being led to the ring by his manager, Paul Von Braun, from Sudbury,
Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 335 pounds, here is the legendary Doug Bacon!!
[A huge series of fireworks are set off at the entrance. Paul and Doug
then walk on down to the ring. The crowd reaction is very mixed, but very loud.
Doug enters the ring as the music fades out.]
Chip: Yet another meeting between Trinity and the MIA.
Fool: Bacon and Fury hate each other. This is the only way to settle it.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Fatal Fury goes for a DDT, but Doug Bacon blocks it.
Doug Bacon kicks Fatal Fury.
A small "Doug Bacon" chant is being started.
Doug Bacon hits Fatal Fury.
The crowd is starting to get behind Doug Bacon.
Doug Bacon punches Fatal Fury.
A small "Doug Bacon" chant is being started.
Doug Bacon throws Fatal Fury out of the ring.
Doug Bacon goes through the ropes.)
Chip: Bacon takes it to the floor already.
Fool: I can't believe that the SWF is having Bacon wrestle twice tonight. Not that I
disapprove.
(Ryan Wilson counts: 1.
Doug Bacon hits Fatal Fury with the Running Forearm Smash.
Ryan Wilson counts: 2.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Doug Bacon whips Fatal Fury into the guardrail.
Doug Bacon hits Fatal Fury with a jack-knife power bomb.
Ryan Wilson counts: 3.)
Chip: Power bomb on the floor.
Fool: Doug wants this over with.
(Doug Bacon knocks Fatal Fury into the ringsteps.
Ryan Wilson counts: 4.
Fatal Fury is busted wide open.
Ryan Wilson counts: 5.
Doug Bacon whips Fatal Fury into the guardrail.
Doug Bacon executes a tiger driver on Fatal Fury.
Doug Bacon knocks Fatal Fury into the ringpost.
Doug Bacon whips Fatal Fury into the guardrail.)
Chip: A brutal assault by the former World Champion.
Fool: They need to watch the count, though.
(Ryan Wilson counts: 6.
Doug Bacon takes Fatal Fury down with the Running Forearm Smash.
Doug Bacon reenters the ring.
Fatal Fury follows him back in.
Doug Bacon places Fatal Fury on the turnbuckle.
Doug Bacon executes a belly-to-belly superplex on Fatal Fury.
Doug Bacon catches Fatal Fury in an armbar submission.
Fatal Fury is struggling to reach the ropes.
Fatal Fury reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds.)
Chip: Well, Fatal Fury makes it to the ropes.
Fool: Heads up, Chip!
(Doug Bacon throws Fatal Fury out of the ring.
Doug Bacon goes through the ropes.
Doug Bacon goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Ryan Wilson counts: 1.
Fatal Fury knocks Doug Bacon into the ringsteps.
Fatal Fury hits a reverse neckbreaker on Doug Bacon.
Ryan Wilson counts: 2.
Fatal Fury reenters the ring.
Doug Bacon follows him back in.)
Chip: Fury wisely takes it back into the ring.
Fool: Bacon has too much of an advantage out here on the floor.
(Fatal Fury hits a reverse neckbreaker on Doug Bacon.
Fatal Fury runs into the ropes.
Fatal Fury nails Doug Bacon with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury takes Doug Bacon down with an elbowsmash.
Fatal Fury executes a vertical suplex on Doug Bacon.
Fatal Fury whips Doug Bacon into the ropes, but Doug Bacon reverses it.
Fatal Fury hits Doug Bacon with a shoulderblock.
Fatal Fury hits Doug Bacon with a reverse neckbreaker.)
Chip: Big reverse neckbreaker by Fury!
Fool: Guess what? I just got handed next week's main event.
(Fatal Fury takes Doug Bacon down with a headbutt.
Fatal Fury gets a double chickenwing submission on Doug Bacon.
Doug Bacon is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Doug Bacon is struggling to reach the ropes.
Doug Bacon is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Doug Bacon reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Fatal Fury hits Doug Bacon with a backbreaker.
Fatal Fury throws Doug Bacon out of the ring.)
Fool: Next week in St. Louis, our main event will be a non-title match between Biggie Z and
Sean McKenzie!
(Fatal Fury goes through the ropes.
The crowd is going crazy.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remianing.
Chip: This time, it's Fatal Fury taking it to the floor.
(Fatal Fury reenters the ring.
Doug Bacon follows him back in.
Fatal Fury is bleeding like a faucet.
Fatal Fury nails Doug Bacon with a reverse neckbreaker.
The crowd is going crazy.
Fatal Fury puts Doug Bacon in a chokehold.)
Chip: He's squeezing the life out of Doug Bacon!
Fool: Fury hates this guy so much, i don't think he cares if he's disqualified.
(Ryan Wilson warns Fatal Fury to let go.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, three, four.
Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.
Fatal Fury has the crowd going wild.
Fatal Fury executes a Gorilla Press on Doug Bacon.
Fatal Fury has the crowd going wild.
Fatal Fury puts Doug Bacon in a chokehold.)
Chip: Another chokehold.
Fool: I think Wilson is losing his patience with the guy.
(Ryan Wilson warns Fatal Fury to let go.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, three.
Fatal Fury takes Doug Bacon down with a Gorilla Press.
The crowd is going crazy.
Fatal Fury executes an elbowdrop on Doug Bacon.
Fatal Fury goes for a choke slam, but Doug Bacon counters it with
a kick to the midsection.
Doug Bacon hits Fatal Fury.
The crowd is cheering on Doug Bacon.)
Chip: Back comes the former World Champ.
Fool: When you think you have Bacon, that's when he is most dangerous.
(Fatal Fury punches Doug Bacon.
Fatal Fury punches Doug Bacon.
The crowd is really behind Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury kicks Doug Bacon.
There are lots of chants for Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury hits a clothesline on Doug Bacon.
Fatal Fury goes for a choke slam, but Doug Bacon counters it with
a kick to the midsection.)
Chip: Another counter by Bacon.
Fool: No matter what happens, this has to hurt Trinity. Bacon will be spent for the Prison
Riot match.
(Doug Bacon whips Fatal Fury into the ropes, but Fatal Fury reverses it.
Fatal Fury uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Doug Bacon.
Fatal Fury goes for a backbreaker, but Doug Bacon blocks it.
Doug Bacon takes Fatal Fury down with the Running Forearm Smash.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, shoulder up.
Fatal Fury goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Doug Bacon blocks it.
Doug Bacon runs into the ropes.)
Chip: Bacon can only get a one count. Look at Von Braun cheering him on.
Fool: Fury's been a thorn in Bacon's side for weeks.
(Doug Bacon misses with an elbow.
Doug Bacon hits Fatal Fury with a kick.
Doug Bacon whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
Fatal Fury hits Doug Bacon with a kick.
Fatal Fury catches Doug Bacon in a cobra clutch.
Doug Bacon is struggling to reach the ropes.
Doug Bacon reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.)
Chip: Once again, the former L.A. Ram is on the offensive.
Fool: Doug Bacon is not going to be 100 percent for the main event. He can't be.
(Fatal Fury goes for a front facelock, but Doug Bacon counters it with a backdrop.
Doug Bacon executes a Northern Lights suplex on Fatal Fury.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Two count by Bacon.
Fool: This just got a lot more interesting.
(Doug Bacon goes for a power bomb, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury chops Doug Bacon.
Fatal Fury hits Doug Bacon.
Fatal Fury hits Doug Bacon.
A few fans are cheering on Fatal Fury.
Doug Bacon hits Fatal Fury.
Doug Bacon punches Fatal Fury.
Doug Bacon whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.)
Chip: This is turning into a street brawl.
Fool: You love it, Collins.
(Doug Bacon hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Fatal Fury.
The crowd is really behind Doug Bacon.
Doug Bacon places Fatal Fury on the turnbuckle.
Doug Bacon takes Fatal Fury down with a belly-to-belly superplex.
Doug Bacon goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury kicks Doug Bacon.
Fatal Fury punches Doug Bacon.)
Chip: Fury will not stay down, and that has to frustrate Doug Bacon.
Fool: Fury already cost Bacon the belt back at Independence Day.
(The crowd is cheering on Fatal Fury.
Doug Bacon hits Fatal Fury.
Doug Bacon has the crowd going wild.
Doug Bacon hits Fatal Fury.
The crowd is behind Doug Bacon all the way.
Fatal Fury hits Doug Bacon.
Fatal Fury is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Doug Bacon kicks Fatal Fury.)
Fool: The thing with Bacon is that he has so many ways to beat you. Fury mostly
uses the Furious Fall.
Chip: It's a very effective move, if he gets the chance to apply it.
(Fatal Fury punches Doug Bacon.
The crowd is cheering on Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury punches Doug Bacon.
The crowd is cheering on Fatal Fury.
Doug Bacon hits Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury punches Doug Bacon.
There are lots of chants for Fatal Fury.)
Chip: Still kicks and punches.
Fool: They're both just looking for an opening.
(Fatal Fury uses a clothesline on Doug Bacon.
Fatal Fury gets a cobra clutch on Doug Bacon.
Doug Bacon is struggling to reach the ropes.
Doug Bacon tries to escape the hold.
Fatal Fury lets go after 17 seconds.)
Jeff: 10 minutes gone by. There are 20 minutes remaining.
Fool: Big mistake. Why did he let go of the submission hold?
Chip: Bacon looks wobbly.
(Fatal Fury executes a Big Leg Drop on Doug Bacon.
There are lots of chants for Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury executes the Furious Fall on Doug Bacon.)
Chip: Furious Fall! Furious Fall!
(The crowd is really behind Fatal Fury.)
Fool: I don't believe it!
(Fatal Fury goes for the pin.)
Chip: The cover! One! Two!
(Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is behind Fatal Fury all the way.)
Chip: Three! Fatal Fury has pinned Doug Bacon!
Fool: I'll be damned! Listen to these people!
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 10:17, Fatal Fury!
(The crowd is going into a frenzy as Fury leaves the ring to the tune of "And Justice
for All".)
Chip: Fans, we're out of time for this hour. We will be going an extra 30 minutes. Small
children and people especially sensiticve to violence should NOT watch Part 2. We will be back
in three minutes after these commercial messages!
(A clip of the interior of The Church of Pain locker room, where Pagan is having the cuts on his
hands taped. A shot of the Trinity locker room, where Kaos is saying something to Rigor and
Mortis. The shot fades.)
c) 1998 SWF Triumphant Tuesday.
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(The interior of the National Cathedral in Washington, DC. There is a choir of young men and
women, all dressed in red and white robes, backed an orchestra worth of musical instruments,
played by men and women in black tuxedoes. We see a tall figure in a long, black robe walking
up the aisle toward the podium. The figure turns toward the camera, and we see the bearded face
of SWF President Brian Frenck. He raises his arms in the air, as the choir and orchestra
begin to perform "Ode to Joy" by Beethoven (HHH's old entrance music, for you heathens in our
audience).
As the music swells, we see clips of the team members in action. Pagan attacking Biggie Z from
behind. Rigor executing the Rigor Vigor on Insanity. Mr. Shhh beating Gods Tears with the
brass nucs. Mortis clotheslining Sandman. Sandman applying the Sleeper to Mr. Meteorite #69.
Hot Shot Donovan hitting the Hot Kick on Jagged Edge. The Shocker powerbombing Tenzan of the
Warrior Clan. Kaos suplexing Fatal Fury. The Artful Dodger throwing Hexx across a row of
chairs. Doug Bacon hitting the Fried Bacon on Giant Killer.
As the music swells to a crescendo, we cut back to a darkened Corel Center in Ottawa.
Fireworks are going off as the cage is being slowly lowered down over the ring to the floor.
Members of the ring crew are finishing the task of wrapping barbed wire around the ropes.
"Closer to God" by Nine Inch Nails is playing in the background as we cut to Chip Collins and
The Sportin' Fool.)
Chip: It is an electric atmosphere here at the Corel Center in Ottawa as we prepare for the
controversial Prison Riot match!
Fool: Hoo, hoo, hoo-wah!
Chip: Chip Collins back here with the Sportin' Fool Tim Thorsen. What a night we've had so
far and the action isn't stopping.
(In the background, we see the crowd members turning toward the entrance.)
Fool: Here comes trouble!
(Tanner Boyle and Titan are walking down the aisle.)
Chip: Well, Fool, it's obvious that Tanner has found someone to sit with in the seats that
Artful Dodger gave him.
Fool: But why Titan?
(Brian Frenck motions to the security guards. They move over to stand in front of Tanner and
Titan.)
Chip: President Frenck and the front office are doing their best to prevent outside
interference. Right now, I'd like to take this opportunity to introduce our very special guest
commentator for this match...
Fool: WHAT?
("Rock 'n Roll All Night" by Kiss starts to play.)
Chip: ...Rock 'n Roll Animal!
(Animal makes his way to ringside, wearing street clothes and slapping hands with the fans
along the way.)
Fool: Why me?
(Animal takes a seat at the broadacst table.)
Chip: It's great to have you hear, Rock 'n Roll Animal.
R&RA: Great to be here. Wouldn't miss it for the world.
Chip: Let's go up to the ring and Jeff Ayres.
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall, to a positive finish It
is a Prison Riot Barbed Wire Cage Match!
(The crowd cheers.)
Fool: Bring on the bloodbath!
(There is a loud explosion of fireworks, and the wall monitor
begins flashing images of Trinity members, and the words 'CHAOS', 'TERROR', and
'TRINITY' are intermixed with them, as sinister laughter breaks out over the PA
system, followed by 'Bullet The Blue Sky' by U2.)
Jeff: Introducing first, weighing in at a total combined weight of 1369 pounds, and accompanied to
the ring by Trisha Deneke and Paul Von Braun, here are Kaos, Hot Shot Donovan, The Living Dead
and Doug Bacon: TRINITY!
(Kaos, in his black hood and robe, makes his way to the ring, with Donovan and Trisha Deneke
close behind. Hot Shot flashes the crowd a double bicep pose, and they boo. Rigor and Mortis
follow behind them, while Doug Bacon strides purposefully down the aisle, with Paul Von Braun
carrying his familiar six pack.)
Chip: Animal, what does Trinity have to do to win this match.
R&RA: I say Trinity needs to make sure Bacon doesn't stay in too long, and take their lead from
Rigor & Mortis, who won War Games.
Fool: I think Trinity should just forfeit now.
Chip: Brave words. Only one person will be allowed to stay at ringside for each stable. For
Trinity, that will be Paul Von Braun.
Jeff: And their opponents:
("Another Body Murdered" by Faith No More begins to blare over the sound system as the Church
of Pain logo is shown on the wall monitor.)
Fool: Here come the big dogs!
Jeff: At a total combined weight of 1379 pounds, they are accompanied to the ring by The Men in
Black, Michelle, C-Murder, Westminster and Tyra. Here are The Artful Dodger, Sandman, The
Shocker, Pagan and Mr. Shhh: The Church of Pain!
Fool: You mean, The New Trinity!
(As the music blares over the loud speaker, The Men in Black start down to the ring area
followed by Artful Dodger and Sandman, then Westminster, Michelle, Tyra, C-Murder and Pagan,
the Shocker, and Mr. Shhh all wearing their Championship Belts.)
Chip: Same question. What does the Church have to do to win.
R&RA: Make frequent tags and choose your matchups carefully. I'd try to isolate Bacon as much
as possible, since he's already wrestled.
Chip: C-Murder will stay at ringside for The Church. Mr. Shhh's bodyguards will be sitting in
the crowd.
(The Men in Black are obviously trying to look under the ring, but to no avail.)
Chip: I think the Church might be a little paranoid here.
Fool: Well, since the cage wraps directly over the ring, if anyone was hiding under the ring,
they're trapped until the cage goes back up.
Chip: Jeff Hart is your referee.
R&RA: Good choice.
Chip: After all the hype, the cage door is being closed, and this match is finally going to
get underway!
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Mortis hits Sandman.
A small "Mortis" chant is being started.
Mortis chops Sandman.
A small "Mortis" chant is being started.
Sandman kicks Mortis.
Sandman kicks Mortis.
Sandman is starting to get under the crowd's skin.)
Chip: Looks like Mortis kicking things off against Sandman.
R&RA: Didn't they search these guys for weapons backstage?
Fool: Yeah. I'm sure that helped.
(Sandman kicks Mortis.
The crowd is booing Sandman.
Mr. Shhh enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Hot Shot Donovan enters the ring and lays out Mr. Shhh.
A portion of the crowd is booing Hot Shot Donovan.
Mortis and Hot Shot Donovan hit Sandman with a double Russian legsweep.
Hot Shot Donovan leaves the ring.
Mortis executes a low blow on Sandman.)
Chip: Low blow by Mortis. It's all legal in this match.
Fool: In that case, we need more interference.
(Mortis hits a choke slam on Sandman.
Mortis uses a vertical suplex on Sandman.
Mortis nails Sandman with a spinebuster slam.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Oh, my! Spinebuster and a near fall.
R&RA: Sandman hasn't been that active as of late, and I think that hurts him.
Fool: What do you know?
(Mortis takes Sandman down with a snap mare.
Mortis takes Sandman down with a superkick.
Mortis uses a power bomb on Sandman.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Fool: Come on, Sandy!
Chip: Another near fall as Mortis has the leg.
(Mortis puts Sandman in a spinning toe hold.
Sandman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Mortis uses a spinebuster slam on Sandman.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
Mortis is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, kickout.)
Chip: Two near falls in a row.
R&RA: Smart wrestling by Mortis. He's not giving any breathing room to Sandman.
(Mortis nails Sandman with a thrust kick to the head.
A small "Mortis" chant is being started.
Mortis tags out to Rigor.
Rigor and Mortis whip Sandman into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Sandman with a double kick to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
The crowd is booing Sandman.)
Chip: Big double clothesline by Sandman. This crowd appears evenly divided.
Fool: Who cares?
(Mortis leaves the ring.
Sandman places Rigor on the turnbuckle.
Sandman hits Rigor with a belly-to-belly superplex.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Sandman takes Rigor down with a double underhook backbreaker.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.)
R&RA: I think Sandmanhas some type of weapon hidden in his boot.
Fool: Narc.
(Sandman attempts to place Rigor on the turnbuckle, but Rigor blocks it.
Sandman uses a choke slam on Rigor.
Sandman hits him with the brass knuckles.
Sandman executes a facerake on Rigor.
Sandman goes for the STF, but Rigor blocks it.
Rigor whips Sandman into the turnbuckle.)
Chip: It looks like Sandman has a pair of brass knuckles.
Fool: I thought there were no rules! Why do you care?
(Rigor runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Sandman moves out of the way.
Sandman takes Rigor down with a short clothesline.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Sandman takes Rigor down with an enzuigiri.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
The Artful Dodger enters the ring to make it two-on-one.)
Chip: Double team by the Church of Pain!
(Sandman and The Artful Dodger hit Rigor with a double clothesline.
The Artful Dodger goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Rigor counters it with
a small package.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Rigor hits The Artful Dodger with a backbreaker.
The crowd is really behind Rigor.
The Artful Dodger leaves the ring.)
Chip: Two count only. A narrow escape for the Dodger!
(Sandman uses an armdrag takedown on Rigor.
Sandman tags out to The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger and Sandman whip Rigor into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger and Sandman hit Rigor with a double clothesline.
Sandman leaves the ring.
The Artful Dodger goes for a Western lariat, but Rigor blocks it.
Rigor tags out to Mortis.)
R&RA: They're letting the Dead set the pace for this match.
Fool: My boy Dodger has it under control.
(Mortis nails The Artful Dodger with a dropkick to the knee.
The Artful Dodger begs off.
Mortis nails The Artful Dodger with a DDT.
Mortis goes for a spinebuster slam, but The Artful Dodger counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
Quite a few boos are audible.
The Artful Dodger uses a kneedrop on Mortis.)
Chip: Pagan has tossed a chain to Dodger!
Fool: What did you expect? A ladies' shoe?
(The Artful Dodger hits him with the chain.
The Artful Dodger goes for a ropeburn, but Mortis blocks it.
Mortis nails The Artful Dodger with a vertical suplex.
Mortis nails The Artful Dodger with a faceslam.
Mortis executes a flying clothesline on The Artful Dodger.
Mortis puts The Artful Dodger in a chinlock deathlock submission.
The Artful Dodger is struggling to reach the ropes.)
Chip: We've passed the 5 minute mark.
Fool: And no blood yet! Boo!
(The Artful Dodger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
The Artful Dodger begs off.
Mortis whips The Artful Dodger into the turnbuckle, but The Artful Dodger
reverses it.
The Artful Dodger catches Mortis in a front facelock.
Mortis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
There is a commotion in the aisle.)
Fool: It's Sven Pieterson!
(Sven Pieterson is making his way down the aisle toward the ring. C-Murder starts moving
over to stop him.)
R&RA: Relax.
Chip: Here comes Sean McKenzie and the rest of the Revolution!
(McKenzie races down the aisle and grabs Sven from behind, spinning him around. The two men
begin to argue as Boom-Boom and Ground Zero join up with them.)
Fool: What are you guys doing? Let Sven attack Trinity!
(The Artful Dodger goes for a Western lariat, but Mortis blocks it.
Mortis hits a power bomb on The Artful Dodger.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, in the ropes...)
Chip: Near fall by Mortis and...
(The camera cuts back to the aisle. Sean McKenzie, Boom-Boom and Kaneda have picked Sven
Pieterson up and are carrying him, kicking and screaming, to the back. Black Jack remains in
the aisle, keeping an eye on things.)
R&RA: Well, that's that.
Fool: Damn goody-goodies.
(Mortis hits an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on The Artful Dodger.
Mortis uses a DDT on The Artful Dodger.
The crowd is starting to get behind Mortis.
Mortis tags out to Rigor.
Rigor poses for the crowd.
A small "Rigor" chant is being started.
The Artful Dodger begs off.)
Chip: Dodger needs to get to his corner, and fast.
Fool: Look at this!
(In the aisle, we see Black Jack arguing with C-Murder as Paul Von Braun looks on.)
R&RA: Can't we all just get along?
(Rigor goes for a bodyslam, but The Artful Dodger counters it with
a small package.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: One, two, NO!
Fool: Get him, Dodger!
(The Artful Dodger complains about a slow count.
The Artful Dodger hits him with the chain.
The Artful Dodger takes Rigor down with a backbreaker.
The Artful Dodger nails Rigor with a stomp.
Sandman enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Sandman uses a jumping DDT on Rigor.)
R&RA: I think the ref's about to lose control.
(Mortis enters the ring.
Mortis and Rigor whip The Artful Dodger into the ropes.
They hit The Artful Dodger with a double backdrop.
Sandman enters the ring and lays out Rigor.
Sandman hits a jumping DDT on Mortis.)
Chip: DDT on Mortis!
Fool: This is great!
(Sandman takes Rigor down with a clothesline.
The Artful Dodger nails Rigor with a Soviet suplex.
Sandman leaves the ring.
The Artful Dodger nails Rigor with a spinning DDT.
The Artful Dodger is going for the pin.)
Chip: Another DDT on Rigor!
R&RA: He's got him this time.
(Jeff Hart counts: One, two, thr... kickout.)
Fool: AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHH!
Chip: Rigor kicks out. And we have more interference!
(Mortis, Doug Bacon and Pagan enter the ring
Pagan and The Artful Dodger whip Doug Bacon into the ropes.
They hit Doug Bacon with a double elbowsmash.
Mortis leaves the ring.
Pagan whips Doug Bacon into the barbed wire.
Pagan goes for a side suplex, but Doug Bacon blocks it.)
Chip: Pagan and Doug Bacon are brawling into the barbed wire!
(The Artful Dodger uses a jumping neck snap on Rigor.
Quite a few boos are audible.
The Artful Dodger hits Rigor with a Northern Lights suplex.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
R&RA: Dodger and Rigor are still legal.
(Sandman and Mortis enter the ring.
The Artful Dodger nails Mortis with a spinning DDT.
Sandman leaves the ring.
The Artful Dodger attempts to place Mortis on the turnbuckle, but Mortis
blocks it.
The Artful Dodger grinds Mortis' face across the cage.)
Fool: The Dodger is cleaning house in there!
Chip: Who would have thought it?
(The Artful Dodger executes the Robbing You Blind on Rigor.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Doug Bacon uses a Northern Lights suplex on Pagan.
The crowd is starting to get behind Doug Bacon.
Doug Bacon hits him with the beer bottle.
Doug Bacon puts Pagan in a camel clutch.)
Fool: Where did Bacon get that beer bottle?
Chip: Robbing You Blind! Dodger's going for the cover!
(The Artful Dodger goes for the pin.)
Chip: One! Two!...
(Jeff Hart counts: One, two, Mortis doesn't make it in time... three.
The Artful Dodger is starting to get under the crowd's skin.)
R&RA: He got him!
Fool: Yes! We won!
Chip: The Church of Pain has beaten Trinity!
Jeff: Here are your winners, in 9:50, The Church of Pain!
("Another Body Murdered" plays as the brawl continues.
Doug Bacon goes for a power bomb, but The Artful Dodger blocks it.
Mortis enters the ring and lays out The Artful Dodger.
Mortis hits Pagan with a spinebuster slam.
The crowd is starting to get behind Mortis.
C-Murder and Black Jack are arguing nose-to-nose.)
Chip: Someone should tell these guys that the match is over!
(We see the shot of C-Murder and Black Jack arguing. They are both hit from behind with chairs
brought by people out of the crowd.)
Fool: Who are these guys?
(We see Biggie Z, The Judge and Ricky Watts heading for the cage, carrying chairs.)
R&RA: What are they doing here?
(Referee Jeff Hart has opened the cage. We see Biggie, The Judge and Ricky enter.)
Chip: Biggie Z is there to attack the Church! But I don't know why the Judge or Ricky are
there!
(Mr. Jones jumps over the railing and runs toward the cage.
Mortis nails Pagan with a superkick.
Doug Bacon goes for a sleeperhold, but Pagan counters it with a jawbreaker.
Pagan whips Doug Bacon into the turnbuckle.
Biggie Z hits Pagan from behind with the chair.)
Chip: He just nailed Pagan!
(We see the other members of the Revolution running down the aisle.)
R&RA: Well, gotta go!
(Animal grabs his chair and heads for the ring.
Mr. Shhh is brawling with Kaos.
The Judge goes to hit Mr. Shhh with the chair, but Mr. Jones pulls him out of the way.
The Judge hits Kaos in the head with the chair.)
Chip: The Judge nails Kaos. But it was an accident.
Biggie Z holds Artful Dodger while Ricky Watts hits Artful Dodger with a chair.
Fool: Dammit! We're outnumbered!
(Biggie Z grabs the microphone.)
Biggie: How does that feel, eh?
[Biggie pulls the mic away from his mouth and looks around at the
crowd. Biggie then brings the mic back up.]
Biggie: Every since the Church was formed, I was pretty sure you guys
had no plans for Big Papa. So I called up these two. I asked them if they
wanted to be part of something big, something _important_! Guys, tell these
nice people...
(Biggie Z plls the mic down as he is tackled by Sean McKenzie.)
Chip: The Revolution has hit the ring.
(Pagan gets to his knees. He looks up and sees Rock 'n Roll Animal standing over him with
a chair.)
Fool: Uh-oh! Pagan looks pissed.
(Pagan stands up and looks Animal in the face. Aniamal drops the chair and stares back
at Pagan.
Chip: These two definitely don't like each other.
(Just as it looks like the two are about to fight, they are attacked by Doug Bacon and Hot
Shot Donovan.)
Fool: Aaauuuggghhhh!
Chip: Trinity got the drop on Animal and Pagan. It's a war in there.
(At that moment, the lights go off. "Electric Chair" by Prince begins to play.)
Fool: Oh, no! It's Equalizer!
Chip: What the hell is going on!
(A lone spotlight shines on the ring, where we see a masked man in black break through the
ring from underneath.)
Fool: It's not Equalizer! It's that mystery guy!
(Kaos is just getting to his feet. The mystery man grabs Kaos and hits him with a face first
chokeslam.)
Chip: Face Plant! Face Plant on Kaos!
(The lights are back on. The mystery man takes off his mask to reveal...)
Fool: It's El Cholo!
(Cholo raises his hands, acknowledging the roar of the crowd, as he is clotheslined from
behind by Mortis.)
Fool: Flatliner by Trinity!
(We see Sven Pieterson, Chico, Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge running toward the ring. Edge is
carrying his spiked brass knuckles.)
Chip: Here come the MIA's to save their teammate. We better get some security out here, or
this could go all night!
(Brian Frenck says something to a security guard. The security guard picks up the
walkie-talkie.)
Fool: What's going on now?
(We see Mr. Roboto and Time Warp running from the back.)
Chip: This is a joke, right?
(As Future Technology makes it to the bottom of the ramp, Madness charges after them. Time
Warp and Roboto turn to face them.)
Fool: Well, it's official! That's all the stables!
Chip: Fans, we're out of time! Join us next week from St. Louis. Don't miss it!
Fool: Be there!
(We see the wild, bloody brawl in the ring. The camera pans to show us the 18,000 screaming
fans. Then we see a tight shot of Tanner Boyle and Titan, sitting in their front row seats,
munching on some popcorn. The shot fades.)
c) 1998 SWF Triumphant Tuesday
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