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(A shot of a cheering arena crowd.)
Announcer: Seen live by over a million fans every year.
(A shot of the interior of the SWF broadcast truck.)
Announcer: And by over ten million people a week on television.
(The SWF logo appears on the screen)
Announcer: The Supreme Wrestling Federation.
The S-W-F.
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("Highway to Hell" by AC/DC plays over highlights of the main event from SWF
Slaughterhouse.)
Chip: SWF Triumphant Tuesday is next!
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(An overhead shot of a wrestling ring in the middle of a vacant parking lot in a big city.
Night time. The opening bars of "The Extremist" by Joe Satriani play as we see shadowy figures
approach the ring from all sides. There is an explosion near the ring, increasing the amount
of available light...
And we see the faces of the wrestlers. Jagged Edge and Shae Smith approach the ring as we
see an image of Edge executing the Shattered Dreams on Carey Stone projected on the building
behind him. Doug Bacon wanders in through the parked cars, as Paul Von Braun runs alongside
him, holding a case of beer. We see an image of Bacon executing the Fried Bacon on Eric Wright
projected on the building behind him.
Sandman walks in, waving his pitchfork and accompanied by Michelle. We see a shot of Sandman
knocking Lethal off the ladder projected on the building next to him. We see Pagan, surrounded
by candles, in a nearby alley. We see an image of Pagan hitting the Final Judgment on Mustafa
projected on the wall above him.
A shot of the ground near the ring. The Living Dead emerge through the soil, as a shot of
them hitting the Autopsy on the Westside Ridas is projected on the ground next to them. We see
Rock 'n Roll Animal standing atop a building, as an image of the Animal hitting a frog splash on
Sean Slade plays beneath him.
An ice cream truck pulls up and God's Tears emerges from the back, as a shot of GT applying
the Drunken Rage on Death Angel is projected on the side of the truck. A stretch limo pulls right up
to ringside. We look in the back and see Mr. Shhh and the Men in Black watching a videotape of
Shhh hitting the Peacemaker on Akira the Samurai.
Cut to an overhead shot of the ring, with the SWF wrestlers approaching from all sides. As
they are all about to enter, we see a burst of fireworks, then the Triumphant Tuesday logo,
followed by another burst of fireworks, which dissolves to...)
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(The inside of a packed arena. There are screaming fans and fireworks going off around the
ring and along the rampway. The graphic reads:
"LIVE! The Palace
Auburn Hills, Michigan"
The camera pans the crowd, lingering on some of the unique signs there: "WrestleSite Rules!",
"Titan, You're Next!", "Re-Enter The Sandman", "Pagan: The Three-time champ!",
"Headhunter will feel the heat", "Bring back Ric Studd!", and three college kids in Revolution
T-shirts with a huge banner featuring a picture of Ground Zero with a caption reading "Repent,
the end is near!")
Chip: Welcome, everyone, to Auburn Hills, Michigan!
(Shots of a bouncy young woman in a Jagged Edge T-shirt.)
Chip: Welcome to the Palace of Auburn Hills!
(Shot of the front row, where Brian Frenck, Pat McNeill and Tim Parker are sitting, wearing
SWF Hostile Takeover T-shirts. Three SWF Security guards are sitting next to Frenck.)
Chip: Welcome to SWF Triumphant Tuesday!
(The angle pans down to the announce desk, where we see Chip Collins, wearing an SWF blazer and
a gold power tie, next to "The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen, wearing an Church of Pain cap and a
"Free Mr. Shhh" T-shirt.)
Chip: I'm Chip Collins, along with the man wrestling fans love to love...
Fool: ..."The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen!
Chip: We're here near the Motor City for yet another jam-packed edition of SWF Triumphant
Tuesday, just five days away from SWF Hostile Takeover.
Fool: Hey, Gates, where do ya wanna go today?
Chip: Indeed, this is probably going to be the hottest pay-per-view event in SWF history, and
I urge anyone in our vast viewing audience to order SWF Hostile Takeover at once. But if
you need further convincing that the SWF is the innovator in professional wrestling, you'll
find it tonight.
Fool: Well, Chip, tonight is the night that the Church finally takes care of Larry, Curly and
Biggie of the Justice Department.
Chip: Mr. Shhh, the World Champion, has been suspended by the front office. But it will be
Sandman, Artful Dodger and the new SWF American Champion, Pagan, against Toughman
champion Biggie Z, International Champion The Judge, and the controversial Ricky Watts.
Fool: My boy Dodger is gonna leave Biggie feelin' NYPD Black and blue. You watch.
Chip: I have no idea how the black-and-blue of T.w.O. fits in with that , Tim. Also tonight,
the TV Title will be on the line for the final time before Sunday as Original Gangsta defends
against Titan.
Fool: Well, Kevin Sorbo and Xena have been on quite a tear here in trhe SWF, but they need
to learn...
[ The lights begins to dim and the entranceway is lit with neon
lights. Color laser lights are shooting all around the arena and
"Aranjuez, mon Amour" begins to play over the sound system.]
Fool: Who the hell is dumb enough to interrupt me when I'm talking?
Chip: You know very well that this is Ricky Watts' music.
(Sure enough, Ricky appears in the entranceway, while the crowd begins booing him as he
walks down the aisle. Ricky's wearing a black suit with grey stripes and a fedora hat,
spats, along with a dark grey trench coat, which covers up his midsection, but opens just
below his neck. He doesn't make any contact with the crowd. Once in the ring, Ricky
throws his hands up in victory as he beckons ring announcer Jeff Ayres for the mic. Jeff
Ayres hands him the mic, as he taunts the announcer to get away.]
RW: Wass up Detroit?
(The crowd, for the most part, boos.)
Fool: If he starts talking about how the Justice Department is bowdy-bowdy and rowdy-
rowdy, I'm leaving.
RW: You know, I've been trying to contact a lot of my friends out there, but I get no
responses . . .
Fool: He has friends?
[ Short Pause, as Watts looks up at the crowd.]
RW: So it seems like I'm by myself here . . . I'd also like to address Pagan, the SWF
American Champion . . .
[ Short Pause while Ricky address the crowd with hand gestures. ]
Chip: He wearing that gangster outfit. Do you think he still has issues with the Original
Gangsta?
Fool: Do I care?
RW: You know, I respect you Pagan . . . [ crowd boos ]
[ Short Pause. ]
RW: You know, I always have, since I came to this promotion, you're one reason why I
came to the SWF, after succeeding in a couple promotions, I decided that I wanted to
land a mark in the SWF.
[ Ricky looks around the arena, while keeping the mic to his chin. He
points at a sign in the crowd which states, "WILDCARD: THE TRUE ACE." ]
RW: I don't care if you don't like me, I could understand why also, I was invited into JD,
and you're in CoP. With all this garbage around us about how JD does this and that,
well I don't care . . . and you shouldn't either. Its us against the world . . . and that's
why I respect you, one of the biggest names in the SWF, me coming over here,
was a big step . . . but you were the first one to address me, by Ricky . . .
[ He continues to walk around the ring, but stops, and looks into the
camera with an emotionless face, keeping still. ]
RW: Thats something very big to me . . . it also shows the respect you have for me, me being
one of the greatest technical wrestlers in the world, along with you could be another champion.
You may think i'm crazy, like a lot of people do, but who cares, your a champion, and
i'm a champion, and what a champion does when he loses, is dont go
crazy, stay cool and be a man, and challenge. You know that, and your
latest stints have be very immature. I know you Pagan, come back,
come back to where you were . . . a champion, you know what to do.
[ Short Pause. Looks down at the ground, before coming back up. ]
RW: I'm here for you Pagan . . . i'm your friend.
[ Ricky throws the mic outside the ring, as he looks at the crowd,
booing him. He then chucks under the ropes and heads straight to the
locker rooms, down the aisle. ]
Fool: What the hell was that all about?
Chip: That was very confusing. Maybe The Wildcard is trying to get inside Pagan's head.
Fool: Didn't sound that way to me.
Chip: Also tonight, The SWF Tag Team Champions, The Thugz, will be making their first
appearance ever on Wrasslin' Roundup.
Fool: This should be interesting, especially since I told Shocker that Texas Pete owns a
Confederate flag.
Chip: He does not!
Fool: That's not what I hear.
Chip: We also have Headhunter battling Hot Shot Donovan in what should be a tremendous
matchup.
Fool: Battle of the underrated.
Chip: But right now, we go up to the ring and Jeff Ayres!
(Ring announcer Jeff Ayres, in his black tux and grey tie, takes the microphone.)
Jeff: The following contest is set for one fall, with a thirty minute time limit.
(" Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against the Machine plays.)
Jeff: Introducing first, from New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 285 pounds,
here is Tanner Boyle!!
[Tanner Boyle comes through the curtains and starts to make his way to the
ring. The crowd is cheering him on. Tanner
stops in the aisle and makes an X with his arms and screams as several fireworks
are launched behind him. He then runs down the aisle and slides into the ring.]
Chip: It's good to see Tanner Boyle back here on Triumphant Tuesday.
Fool: I'd rather see my boy the Kipper.
("The Wimbledon Theme" begins to play as clips of Kip Douglas playing various sports appear on
the video wall.)
Jeff: And his opponent, from Sherman Oaks, California, weighing in at 252 pounds, here is "The
All-Around Athlete" Kip Douglass!
(Douglass emerges from the back, wearing a LA Kings jersey outfit with black wrestling tights and
a USA Hockey hat, and carrying a hockey stick. The crowd boos.)
Fool: The All Around Athlete is in season every season, Chipper.
Chip: Good grief. Ryan Wilson is your referee, and we're set to go.
(The Bell rings. They lock up.
Kip Douglass goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Tanner Boyle blocks it.
Tanner Boyle takes Kip Douglass down with an inverted power bomb.
A small "Tanner Boyle" chant is being started.
Tanner Boyle goes for a punch, but Kip Douglass reverses it.
Kip Douglass executes a roundhouse right on Tanner Boyle.
Kip Douglass uses a snap suplex on Tanner Boyle.
A few fans are booing Kip Douglass.
Kip Douglass pretends to swing a hockey stick.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Kip Douglass.)
Chip: Your friend Douglass is certainly cocky, Fool.
Fool: And that's why I like him.
(Kip Douglass goes for a diving elbow smash, but Tanner Boyle
ducks out of the way.
Tanner Boyle punches Kip Douglass.
Tanner Boyle kicks Kip Douglass.
The crowd is cheering on Tanner Boyle.
Tanner Boyle whips Kip Douglass into the ropes.
Tanner Boyle misses with a shoulderblock.
Kip Douglass misses with a clothesline.
Tanner Boyle nails Kip Douglass with a backbreaker.)
Chip: Backbreaker by the former TV champ.
Fool: Well, Tanner's got the body. He just needs to stop hanging around with losers
like Titan.
(Tanner Boyle places Kip Douglass on the turnbuckle.
Tanner Boyle executes a belly-to-belly superplex on Kip Douglass.
The crowd is cheering on Tanner Boyle.
Tanner Boyle nails Kip Douglass with a double underhook piledriver.
The crowd is cheering on Tanner Boyle.
Tanner Boyle is going for the pin.)
Chip: Execution type maneuver by Boyle.
Fool: Come on, Kip!
(Ryan Wilson counts: One, kickout.
Tanner Boyle whips Kip Douglass into the ropes.
Kip Douglass goes for a football tackle, but Tanner Boyle side-steps and
Kip Douglass only hits air.
Tanner Boyle screams.
Tanner Boyle is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Tanner Boyle throws Kip Douglass out of the ring.
Tanner Boyle goes through the ropes.
Tanner Boyle uses a powerslam on Kip Douglass.)
Chip: Powerslam! Boyle is using his entire arsenal tonight.
Fool: Douglass will outsmart him somehow.
(Ryan Wilson counts: 1.
Tanner Boyle screams.
The crowd is cheering on Tanner Boyle.
Tanner Boyle goes for a fireman's carry, but Kip Douglass blocks it.
Ryan Wilson counts: 2.
Kip Douglass whips Tanner Boyle into the guardrail.
Ryan Wilson counts: 3.
Kip Douglass knocks Tanner Boyle into the ringsteps.
Kip Douglass whips Tanner Boyle into the guardrail.
Ryan Wilson counts: 4.)
Chip: Fool, why don't you tell us what's on the SWF Hotline tonight?
Fool: Do I have to? I'm watching the match.
(Kip Douglass reenters the ring.
Tanner Boyle follows him back in.
Kip Douglass hits a hiptoss on Tanner Boyle.
Kip Douglass chops Tanner Boyle.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Kip Douglass.
Tanner Boyle chops Kip Douglass.
The crowd is cheering on Tanner Boyle.
Tanner Boyle hits Kip Douglass.
There are lots of chants for Tanner Boyle.
Kip Douglass begs off.)
Fool: Alright. 1-900-SWF-NEWS. $2.49 a minute. Blah, blah, blah. I have the scoop on
who Bill Gates is using for his source on the SWF.
Chip: Really? Who's dropping the dime on us?
Fool: Call the hotline, goofball.
(Tanner Boyle whips Kip Douglass into the ropes, but Kip Douglass reverses it.
Tanner Boyle nails Kip Douglass with a football tackle.
Tanner Boyle gives the sign for the X-Plosion.
Tanner Boyle executes the X-Plosion on Kip Douglass.
The crowd is really behind Tanner Boyle.)
Chip: X-Plosion! Douglass is out!
Fool: This sucks!
(Tanner Boyle goes for the pin.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, in the ropes...)
Chip: Douglas got his foot under the ropes. And the referee saw it.
Fool: Kip was smart.
Chip: Kip was lucky.
(Kip Douglass begs off.
Tanner Boyle goes for a stomachbreaker, but Kip Douglass blocks it.
Kip Douglass takes Tanner Boyle down with a double underhook backbreaker.
The crowd is booing Kip Douglass.
Kip Douglass hits Tanner Boyle with a low blow.
Kip Douglass hits Tanner Boyle with a flying dropkick.
The crowd is booing Kip Douglass.
Kip Douglass goes for a back suplex, but Tanner Boyle counters it with
a bulldog headlock.
Tanner Boyle executes a brain buster on Kip Douglass.
Tanner Boyle goes for a choke against the ropes, but Kip Douglass blocks it.)
Fool: Do you know which matches we have for Sunday?
Chip: Not all of them. But I know we'll be calling the Frenck vs. Gates match.
(Kip Douglass goes for a football tackle, but Tanner Boyle side-steps and
Kip Douglass only hits air.
Kip Douglass begs off.
Tanner Boyle whips Kip Douglass into the ropes.
Tanner Boyle uses a Gorilla Press on Kip Douglass.
The crowd is really behind Tanner Boyle.
Tanner Boyle screams.
The crowd is really behind Tanner Boyle.
Tanner Boyle whips Kip Douglass into the ropes.
Kip Douglass nails Tanner Boyle with a thrust kick to the head.)
Chip: Thrust kick by Douglass. And now would be a good time to mention that you
can still order Hostile Takeover on pay-per-view.
Fool: It's the SWF at its finest. Watch the Church kick some ass! Order now.
(Kip Douglass goes for a spin kick, but Tanner Boyle ducks out of the way.
Tanner Boyle hits a dropkick on Kip Douglass.
Tanner Boyle is going for the pin.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, in the ropes...)
Chip: One! Two! No! Again in the ropes.
Fool: This Douglass has a lot of ring savvy. Maybe I should come out of retirement...
(Tanner Boyle takes Kip Douglass down with a powerslam.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: Tanner Boyle has been nothing but trouble for the All Around Athlete tonight.
Fool: Another powerslam!
(Tanner Boyle nails Kip Douglass with a powerslam.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Two kickouts in a row!
Fool: He's going for the STF!
(Tanner Boyle puts Kip Douglass in the STF.
Kip Douglass reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Tanner Boyle runs into the ropes.
Kip Douglass hits Tanner Boyle with a clothesline.
Kip Douglass whips Tanner Boyle into the ropes.
Kip Douglass takes Tanner Boyle down with an armdrag takedown.
Kip Douglass whips Tanner Boyle into the ropes, but Tanner Boyle reverses it.
Kip Douglass goes for a football tackle, but Tanner Boyle side-steps and
Kip Douglass only hits air.)
Chip: Douglass's timing was a bit off there. Don't forget that we'll see Kip Douglass
as part of the Run of Death.
Fool: The worst part of that is that no one knows what the matches are. It's not fair.
(Tanner Boyle whips Kip Douglass into the ropes, but Kip Douglass reverses it.
Kip Douglass misses with a clothesline.
Tanner Boyle goes for a football tackle, but Kip Douglass side-steps and
Tanner Boyle only hits air.
Kip Douglass is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Kip Douglass goes for a diving elbow smash, but Tanner Boyle
ducks out of the way.
Kip Douglass begs off.
Tanner Boyle runs into the ropes.
Tanner Boyle misses with a kick.)
Chip: We know that Kip will likely be opening up against Gods Tears.
Fool: Yeah. But he could also be against Hot Shot or Boom-Boom. You never know.
(Kip Douglass goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Tanner Boyle
ducks out of the way.
Tanner Boyle executes an inverted power bomb on Kip Douglass.
Tanner Boyle is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Tanner Boyle is going for the pin.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, thr... kickout.)
Chip: Oh! Two and three quarters! How does Douglass do it?
Fool: I keep telling you. This is a very talented guy.
(Tanner Boyle runs into the ropes.
Kip Douglass hits Tanner Boyle with a Japanese armdrag takedown.
Kip Douglass hits Tanner Boyle with a vertical suplex.
Kip Douglass runs into the ropes.
Tanner Boyle misses with an elbow.
Tanner Boyle goes for a bearhug, but Kip Douglass counters it with a punch.
Kip Douglass goes for a flying dropkick, but Tanner Boyle ducks out of the way.
Tanner Boyle kicks Kip Douglass.)
Chip: Kip has shown heart, but must of the offense has belonged to Tanner Boyle.
Fool: He's just getting a good workout.
(Tanner Boyle is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Tanner Boyle punches Kip Douglass.
The crowd is really behind Tanner Boyle.
Kip Douglass hits Tanner Boyle.
Tanner Boyle kicks Kip Douglass.
There are lots of chants for Tanner Boyle.
Tanner Boyle punches Kip Douglass.
Kip Douglass chops Tanner Boyle.)
Chip: Are you doing your pay-per-view picks this time?
Fool: Oh, yeah. Well, you know the Church is going 4 for 4 in their matches.
(Kip Douglass hits a Japanese armdrag takedown on Tanner Boyle.
Kip Douglass runs into the ropes.
Kip Douglass hits Tanner Boyle with a clothesline.
Tanner Boyle falls out of the ring.
Ryan Wilson counts: one, two, Tanner Boyle reenters the ring.
Kip Douglass takes Tanner Boyle down with a vertical suplex.
Kip Douglass hits a low blow on Tanner Boyle.
Kip Douglass executes a spin kick on Tanner Boyle.)
Chip: I doubt that. Beautiful spin kick by The All Around Athlete.
Fool: And I have to admit, I like The Judge to retain against Kaos.
(Kip Douglass chops Tanner Boyle.
Kip Douglass is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Kip Douglass chops Tanner Boyle.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Kip Douglass goes for an armdrag takedown, but Tanner Boyle blocks it.
Kip Douglass flings his opponent into the turnbuckle.)
Chip: What a countrer by Douglass!
Fool: He's rolling him up!
(Kip Douglass is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
He goes for the pin.
Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, three.
Kip Douglass is starting to get under the crowd's skin.)
Chip Three! He got him!
Fool: Yes! Douglass is back on track after that crap that went down Thursday.
("The Wimbledon Theme" plays as Kip grabs the hockey stick and thrusts it into
the air.)
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 8:04, The All Around Athlete, Kip Douglass!
Chip: Well, Kip Douglass is your winner, as we go to the Levi's Jeans Replay with "The
Sportin' Fool", Tim Thorsen.
(Match highlights appear onscreen as The Fool narrates.)
Fool: Great. Now I'm flacking for a jeans company. Kip knocks ol' Cajun-puss into the
ringsteps. Then a textbook double underhook backbreaker. Cap off a perfect performance
as Kip goes five-hole with that shot into the turnbuckle. Your winner is the All Around
Athlete!
(We see Kip Douglass walking back down trhe aisle. Suddenly, he is pelted by a series of
golf balls.)
Fool: What the hell?
(The lights go out.)
Chip: Here we go again!
Fool: This week's senseless attack is brought to you by...
(A short, skinny man, about 5'8", 180 pounds, is in the ring with a golf club in his hand. He
is wearing a trenchcoat and fedora, and a black mask. He is holding a microphone.)
Fool: It's Ricky Watts, Junior!
Chip: It is not!
(The man laughs, grabs a microphone and yells out..."Corona!!!!!!" He takes a Corona out of
his coat pocket, drinks it, and then yells out..."Tecate!!!!!")
Fool: What?
Chip: This must be that Corona Tecate. He's been hanging out with the Kold Blooded Killaz
lately.
(The lights go out again.)
Fool: Oh, no!
(When the lights come back on, the man is gone. Kip Douglass, looking a little p.o.'d,
continues to the back.)
Chip: Well that was interesting. As I was about to say, tonight's replay was brought to you
by Levi's. Levi's Jeans keep on going. When we come back, it's Revolution vs. Trinity as
the Headhunter meets Hot Shot Donovan, here on SWF Triumphant Tuesday.
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Chip: We're back on the North American Sports Network with more of SWF Triumphant Tuesday.
Fool: The show that gives you your weekly dose of the Sportin' Fool, Tim Thorsen.
Chip: In my opinion, Headhunter and Hot Shot Donovan are two of the most underrated
wrestlers in our sport today.
Fool: In my opinion, you use all of the most overused cliches in the business, Chip.
Chip: Be that as it may, these two are about to meet one-on-one. Let's go up to the ring!
Jeff: The following contest is set for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit.
["Staying Alive" by Wyclef Jean starts to play as the Revolution logo fills the video wall.]
Jeff: Introducing first, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 252 pounds, here
is the former SWF Television Champion, The Headhunter!!
[Headhunter walks out through the entrance as red and silver fireworks are launched.
He continues to keep on walking on down the aisle into the ring. The crowd, for the most part,
cheers.]
Chip: As you know, Headhunter did well in that battle royal, and he winds up with that
coveted Number 7 slot in the Run of Death.
Fool: Well, he'd only have to win four matches to pull it off. And given how lame the
opposition is, why not?
[There is a loud explosion of fireworks, and the wall monitor
begins flashing images of Trinity members, and the words
'CHAOS', 'TERROR', and 'TRINITY' are intermixed with them,
as sinister laughter breaks out over the PA system. The sparks seem to
linger in the rafters as "Dam That River" by Alice in Chains begins to play.]
Jeff: And his opponent, being led to the ring by his manager, Trisha
Deneke, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 234 pounds, here is the
former SWF American Champion, Hot Shot Donovan!!
[Hot Shot and Trisha emerge from the entrance. They make their way down
to the ring. The crowd boos them.]
Chip: Well, this capacity crowd does not appear to contain many Trinity fans.
Fool: Yeah, but Donovan deserves some respect. I mean, look at what he and Trisha did
to the Swedish Meatballs on Sunday night. They're the REAL first couple in the SWF.
(As Donovan and Trisha are approaching the ring, the music stops. Suddenly, we hear
"Tightrope" by Electric Light Orchestra start up.)
Fool: No, no, no!
Chip: I think we're about to get a visit from your good frined Titan, Tim!
Fool: He's not wrestling yet!
(Titan emerges from the curtain, holding a wireless mic. The music stops. Both wrestlers
are watching Titan.)
Titan: Donovan, why don't you whine to HH that you can't win unless he
gets disqualified? C'mon Hot Shot, show me something! Back up those words and I'll leave
you alone, and give you the respect you think you deserve, until that day...
Fool: What the hell is this yokel trying to say?
(Titan turns to the crowd, leading them in a chant of "Whiner, Whiner.")
Chip: It looks like the fans appreciate Titan more than they do Hot Shot.
Fool: Yeah? Well, fans like obscene gestures, country music and washed-up ex-football
players who can't wrestle. So who cares what they think?
Chip: Tim Thorsen, ladies and gentlemen.
(With the chant in full swing, Titan raises his arms to the crowd and walks to the back.)
Chip: Meanwhile, we're set to go with this great matchup.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
The Headhunter runs into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan hits The Headhunter with a shoulderblock.
Hot Shot Donovan uses a jawbreaker on The Headhunter.
The Headhunter bumps into Jeff Hart.
Hot Shot Donovan executes an inverted atomic drop on The Headhunter.
Hot Shot Donovan nails The Headhunter with a kick to the midsection.
Hot Shot Donovan hits The Headhunter with a brain buster.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan is going for the pin.)
Fool: Boo! Hart is such a crappy referee. Donovan could have won right there.
Chip: Fans, speaking of Titan, Triumphant Tuesday will return to his home town of
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania on September the 15th. And tickets go on sale this Fridy at
10 AM at the Civic Arena box office and other TicketMaster locations.
(There is no referee to count.
Jeff Hart is back on the job.
Hot Shot Donovan nails The Headhunter with a forearm to the back.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a palm blow, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring.
The Headhunter goes through the ropes.
The Headhunter whips Hot Shot Donovan into the guardrail.
The Headhunter reenters the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan follows him back in.
The Headhunter uses a DDT on Hot Shot Donovan.)
Chip: DDT by Double H. For our fans in Pittsburgh, if you get to the Civic Arena by noon,
you can meet Jack Frost and Ice, who will be signing autographs and meeting our great SWF
fans.
Fool: Jack Frost? I heard he was dead. Wait, no, that was his career.
(The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter.
The Headhunter places Hot Shot Donovan on the turnbuckle.
The Headhunter uses a top-rope DDT on Hot Shot Donovan.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Two count for Headhunter with that Fried Bacon like maneuver.
Fool: What's interesting here, Chip, is that both guys use the superkick.
(The Headhunter chops Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan chops The Headhunter.
Hot Shot Donovan is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Hot Shot Donovan hits The Headhunter.
Hot Shot Donovan chops The Headhunter.
The Headhunter kicks Hot Shot Donovan.
The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter.
The Headhunter hits a European uppercut on Hot Shot Donovan.
The Headhunter hits a jumping DDT on Hot Shot Donovan.
A small "Double H" chant is being started.)
Chip: Yes, both wrestlers are very proficient in the superkick. Jumping DDT and a cover!
(The Headhunter is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Fool: Damn. Hunter's taking it to him.
(The Headhunter uses a jawbreaker on Hot Shot Donovan.
The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".
A small "Double H" chant is being started.
The Headhunter goes for the Hit, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a duck-down move.
The Headhunter nails Hot Shot Donovan with a reverse neckbreaker.
A small "Double H" chant is being started.
The Headhunter attempts to place Hot Shot Donovan on the turnbuckle, but
Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
The Headhunter goes for a dragon suplex, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan takes The Headhunter down with a chop.)
Fool: Whoo!
Chip: Do you want to get sued?
(Hot Shot Donovan uses a backbreaker on The Headhunter.
Hot Shot Donovan is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes.
The Headhunter hits a back heel kick on Hot Shot Donovan.
The Headhunter whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan hits The Headhunter with a kick.
Hot Shot Donovan hits a knee to the back on The Headhunter.
Hot Shot Donovan is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Donovan with the near fall there.
Fool: First guy to use their finishing superkick should win this one.
(Hot Shot Donovan hits The Headhunter with a flying dropkick.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a brain buster, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter hits a European uppercut on Hot Shot Donovan.
The Headhunter places Hot Shot Donovan on the turnbuckle.
The Headhunter hits Hot Shot Donovan with a top-rope DDT.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Fool: Great move with that Fried Bacon.
Chip: Tim, let's say you were Hot Shot's manager. How would you plan to use
that Number 2 draw in the Run of Death?
(The Headhunter throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring.
Jeff Hart counts: one, Hot Shot Donovan reenters the ring.
The Headhunter uses a Frankensteiner from the top rope on Hot Shot Donovan.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: HurricanHunter and another near fall!
Fool: Let's see...Donovan can wrestle hardcore matches, but he's no Sandman.
Chip: Yes. Unlike Sandman, he's in the Run of Death.
(The Headhunter goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a kick to the midsection, but The Headhunter
blocks it.
The Headhunter goes for a brain buster, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a vertical suplex.
A few fans are booing Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan chops The Headhunter.
The Headhunter punches Hot Shot Donovan.
The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Fool: Okay, if you're Donovan, you take this one match at a time. Get Boom-Boom
out of the way, and hope they give you good stips for the GT match. Anyhting else
is gravy. You can't really plan for this.
(Hot Shot Donovan kicks The Headhunter.
The Headhunter chops Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan hits The Headhunter.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Hot Shot Donovan kicks The Headhunter.
The Headhunter kicks Hot Shot Donovan.
The Headhunter nails Hot Shot Donovan with a Frankensteiner from the top rope.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: He's...NO! How does Donovan manage to kick out?
Fool: Well, he's got some guts. We've seen that already. It's the things like barbed
wire and chain matches that make me lean against him. I still say Kip Douglass may take the
whole thing.
Chip: The brown acid is bad, Fool.
(The Headhunter executes a reverse neckbreaker on Hot Shot Donovan.
The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Headhunter hits a frog splash on Hot Shot Donovan.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Headhunter is doing some damage with the high risk moves.
Fool; Those can come back on you though. I like guys like Mr. Shhh and Pagan who use
the more basic attacks.
(The Headhunter hits a Frankensteiner from the top rope on Hot Shot Donovan.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, in the ropes...)
Chip: That was close.
(The Headhunter takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a dropkick.
The Headhunter goes for a brain buster, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a small package.
Jeff Hart counts: One, shoulder up.)
Fool: So was that.
(Hot Shot Donovan nails The Headhunter with a chop.
Hot Shot Donovan whips The Headhunter into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan hits The Headhunter with an elbow.
Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan misses with an elbow.
The Headhunter hits Hot Shot Donovan with a shoulderblock.)
Chip: A shoulderblock sends Donovan reeling.
Fool: Sound strategy by Hunter. Keep both feet on the mat.
(The Headhunter goes for a Big Leg Drop, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a roll away.
Hot Shot Donovan takes The Headhunter down with a tiger suplex.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Wow. Tremendous back and forth action, as always, here on Triumphant Tuesday.
(Hot Shot Donovan executes a kick to the thigh on The Headhunter.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a tiger suplex, but The Headhunter counters it with
a backward kick.
The Headhunter uses a front-layout suplex on Hot Shot Donovan.
The crowd is starting to get behind The Headhunter.
The Headhunter executes the Hit on Hot Shot Donovan.)
Chip: It's the Hit! Donovan is out!
Fool: That oughta do it.
(The Headhunter goes for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, Trisha Deneke puts Hot Shot Donovan's
foot on the rope.)
Fool: He got his foot on the rope. Match continues.
Chip: But Trisha moved his foot onto the rope.
Fool: I didn't see that.
(The Headhunter goes for a bridging back suplex, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a bodyslam, but The Headhunter counters it with
an elbowsmash.
The Headhunter punches Hot Shot Donovan.
A small "Double H" chant is being started.
The Headhunter hits Hot Shot Donovan.
The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Headhunter goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a jawbreaker on The Headhunter.)
Chip: Big jawbreaker. Donovan has new life thanks to Trisha.
Fool: What can I say? It pays to have a manager.
(Hot Shot Donovan hits a jawbreaker on The Headhunter.
Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd.
Hot Shot Donovan is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Hot Shot Donovan nails The Headhunter with a backbreaker.
Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes.
The Headhunter hits Hot Shot Donovan with a backdrop.
The Headhunter nails Hot Shot Donovan with a front-layout suplex.
The Headhunter nails Hot Shot Donovan with a Big Leg Drop.)
Fool: I don't know who's gonna win this.
Chip: Double H has control, but that could change very quickly.
(The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter.
The Headhunter executes a jumping DDT on Hot Shot Donovan.
The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter.
The Headhunter uses a double underhook piledriver on Hot Shot Donovan.
A small "Double H" chant is being started.
The Headhunter goes for a DDT, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan punches The Headhunter.
Quite a few boos are audible.)
Chip: 20,000 fans here at the Palace are really putting the badmouth on Donovan.
Fool: But Donovan's wrestling smart. He's ignoring the crowd.
(Hot Shot Donovan hits The Headhunter.
Hot Shot Donovan nails The Headhunter with a Russian legsweep.
Hot Shot Donovan takes The Headhunter down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Hot Shot Donovan hits The Headhunter with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Hot Shot Donovan executes the Hot Kick on The Headhunter.)
Chip: Hot Kick! It's over!
(A fan at ringside badmouths Hot Shot Donovan.)
Fool: Mom, would you quit yelling and go back to the hotel?
(Hot Shot Donovan goes for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three.
Hot Shot Donovan is eliciting a sizable round of boos.)
Chip: Donovan wins!
Fool: If only Headhunter had a manager.
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 9:54, Hot Shot Donovan!
("Dam that River" plays as Donovan flexes for the crowd.)
Chip: That's a big win for Trinity tonight, but you have to give the assist to the
lovely Trisha Deneke.
Fool: Whatever. Can't we go to commercial?
Chip: Of course not! It's time for Wrasslin' Roundup with Texas Pete!
(" The Eyes of Texas" by The University of Teaxas marching band, plays over the speakers
as Texas Pete in his cowboy hat, boots, jeans and bullwhip makes his way to ringside.)
Fool: There he is. Living proof that men have sex with farm animals.
Chip: I'm not even going to repsond to that.
( Texas Pete takes the mic.)
Texas: Hawdy, folks. Mah guests this week are the S-Dub Ya-F Tag Team Champ-yuns
of the World. Please wahlcome The Thugz!
("Bow Down" by Westside Connection plays as C-Murder and Shocker, in their street
clothes, make their way down the aisle, wearing the tag team belts.)
Chip: The Thugz are on their way to the ring! And they have been at the center
of a lot of controversy lately.
Fool: Let's hear what the brothers have to say.
(The Thugz have entered the ring.)
Texas: First of all, Ah'd like to congraduate both y'all, because yer about to
break the Livin' Dead's record fer the longest reigning tag-team champyuns
in S-DubYa-F history. What does that mean to you fellers?
C-Murder: To us?? It really doesn't mean *beep* because it was two different reigns as
champions. When our second reign is over, theres not gonna be a team in the
world that can break our mark
Texas: This Sunday, on the pay-pah-view, y'all gets another match with them
Groun' Zero boys? What's yer strategy fer winning that one?
Shocker: To reveal our strategy for that match would be a big mistake. What I will say, is
that we are NOT bringing the Church, and we plan to beat the ever loving
*beep* outta Ground Zero, and walk out with our belts
Texas: Everyone's heard that Mr. Shushy asked Groun' Zero fer a meeting. Why
did he do that, especially when y'all are the ones that're
in tha Church 'a' Pain with 'im?
C-Murder: To be honest, we have no idea, but
I only hope it's for the good of us, as well as the rest of the Church
Texas: Them Trinity guys have been talking about how they're tha best in da
S-Dub Ya-F. An' Kaos and Hot Shot have said they want a tah-till shot at
y'all too. What do ya think of Trinity?
Shocker: Trinity's a bunch of delusional has beens. All they do is make excuses, even when they lose fair
and square. Case in point, the Living Dead. We beat them fair and square in
the middle ofthe ring, yet Kaos still makes excuses. As far as a title shot.
Kaos, Donovan, we challenged you to a match a coupla weeks ago. If ya wont
some, come get some.
Texas: There's a lot of other big matches on this hear pay-pah-view. There's
Mr. Shushy versus Dougie Bacon, and Mr. Frenck versus that Microsof' feller.
What do ya think of the rest of tha show.
C-Murder: We think it's gonna be a
great day for the Church of Pain. Shhh's finally gonna silence Bacon, Dodger's
gonna run wild on Biggie Z, Pagan's gonna put an end to the American Title
controversy by putting Animal through the mat with the Final Judgement, and
Whats ahead for the Thugz?? Well, everybodies predicting we'll drop the titles
to ground zero (laughs) All I'm gonna say, we are the better team, and we will
prove it, by destroying Ground Zero at Hostile Takeover
Texas: Y'all been around the SWF for a while now. Who do ya think are the
other good teams here?
Shocker: Well, as much as we don't like Ground Zero,
we gotta give em credit. There a very good team. Teams like the Serpent Squad,
and the Killaz are also talented.
C-Murder: But they ain't got nothing on us
(laughs)
Texas: Since y'all are in Detroit t'naht, what do ya plan to do?
C-Murder: We gonna party all night long.... Church of Pain style!!!!!
(The crowd, for the most part, cheers the Thugz with that last statement as they walk off. "Bow
Down" by Westside Connection begins playing.)
Chip: That's gonna be some match when the Thugz defend against Ground Zero!
Fool: I'm G-down with the Thugz, Chipper.
Chip: Whatever. When we come back, it's the O.G. vs. Titan. Don't you go away.
(cut to commercial)
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("Run" by Pink Floyd plays as we see Sandman rake Mike Stevens' face against
the cage.)
Voice: There's no other event in wrestling quite like it.
(Clip of a blindfolded Vigilante slamming Coldblooded.)
Voice: The ten toughest wrestlers.
(Clip of Jagged Edge locking the Shattered Dreams on Vigilante.)
Voice: Nine brutal matches.
(Clip of Jagged Edge and Equalizer hitting each other with the bullrope.)
Voice: It's the Run of Death. And you'll only find it in the Supreme Wrestling
Federation.
(Clip of Equalizer and War Machine brawling up the aisle.)
Voice: See it live, only at SWF Hostile Takeover.
(A clip of this year's Battle Royal, as Titan celebrates in the middle of the ring.)
Voice: It's only on pay-per-view, this Sunday night.
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(We return to the announcer's table, with a look at Tim and Chip.)
Chip: Triumphant Tuesday returns live from the Palace of Auburm Hills!
Fool: Pro wrestling's highest rated show, each and every Tuesday night!
Chip:The newcomer, Titan, has been on a hot streak heading into the Run of Death.
Fool: Like I care about Thunder Boy.
Chip: Now he gets his first shot at a title against the TV Champion, The Original
Fool: This should be good. I wanna see Titan lose.
Chip: Let's take it up to the ring and Jeff Ayres!
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is set for one fall with a ten minute time limit, and it
is for the SWF Television Title!
("Tightrope" by Electric Light Orchestra begins to play.)
Chip: Here comes the massive Titan!
Fool: Whoop dee f[bleep]in' doo.
Jeff: Introducing first, hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and accompanied to the ring
by Athena, weighing in at 293 pounds, here is Titan!
(Lightning flashes across the video screen as Titan and Athena emerge from the entranceway.
White fireworks go off across the rampway and in the aisle. Titan raises his hands in the
air as the crowd cheers.)
Chip: Titan has energized this capacity crowd here at the P
[As Titan enters the ring the music fades and is replaced by "Is there a heaven for
a Gangsta?" by Master P.]
Fool: Here comes the O.G., homes!
Chip: huh?
Jeff: And his opponent! Weighing in at 242 pounds, and hailing from
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, he is accompanied to the ring by Mr. Bone Breaker. Here is
the SWF Television Champion, The Original Gangsta!!
(A spotlight shines on O.G. and Mr. Bone Breaker as green laser lights criss-cross behind
them. The crowd boos.)
Chip: Well, this has all the makings of a classic. Jeff Hart is your
referee.
Fool: What a loser.
Chip: We're underway!
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Titan runs into the ropes.
Titan hits The Original Gangsta with a clothesline.
The Original Gangsta falls out of the ring.
Titan goes through the ropes.
Titan executes an elbowdrop on The Original Gangsta.
Jeff Hart counts: 1.
Titan whips The Original Gangsta into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Titan goes for an elbowdrop, but The Original Gangsta counters it with
a roll away.)
Chip: They're out to the floor already.
Fool: This is where the Gangstas are dangerous.
(A small "O.G." chant is being started.
Titan is busted wide open.
The Original Gangsta whips Titan into the guardrail.
The Original Gangsta goes for a snap suplex, but Titan counters it with
a small package.
Titan whips The Original Gangsta into the guardrail.
Titan whips The Original Gangsta into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Titan executes an enzuigiri to the face on The Original Gangsta.
Jeff Hart counts: 2.
Titan raises his arms and screams.)
Chip: Titan has blood on his forehead, but he doesn't care!
Fool: Ah. Blood.
(A small "Titan" chant is being started.
Titan whips The Original Gangsta into the guardrail.
Titan takes The Original Gangsta down with an enzuigiri to the face.
Jeff Hart counts: 3.
Titan throws The Original Gangsta back into the ring.
The Original Gangsta goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Titan blocks it.
Titan runs into the ropes.
Titan nails The Original Gangsta with a palm blow.
Titan uses a back heel kick on The Original Gangsta.
The Original Gangsta hits Titan with a German suplex.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Near fall by the champ. Don't forget that on SWF Around
the World this week, we'll have that hardcore tag match with
Pagan and his mystery partner against Kaos and Hot Shot.
Fool: That's gonna be quite a show, since we don't even know what type
of match it's gonna be.
(The Original Gangsta goes for a tiger suplex, but Titan counters it with
a backward kick.
Titan hits The Original Gangsta with a backbreaker.
Titan executes an elbowdrop on The Original Gangsta.
Titan is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
Titan hits The Original Gangsta with a chop.
Titan goes for a Frankensteiner, but The Original Gangsta counters it with
a tiger driver.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Fool: Damn. I thought O.G. had him.
Chip: We're seeing quite a show here between these two young
superstars.
(The Original Gangsta throws Titan out of the ring.
The Original Gangsta goes through the ropes.
The Original Gangsta catches Titan totally by surprise.
The Original Gangsta is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Original Gangsta executes the Gangsta's Paradise on Titan
on the concrete floor.
The crowd is cheering on The Original Gangsta.
The Original Gangsta hits Titan with a front-layout suplex.
The Original Gangsta goes for the Gangsta's Paradise, but Titan
counters it with a snap mare.)
Chip: Great counter by Titan!
Fool: Too late. The O.G. did the damage with the first Gangsta's Paradise.
(Jeff Hart counts: 1.
Titan goes for the Thunderbolt, but The Original Gangsta counters it with a DDT.
Athena comes from behind, but The Original Gangsta nails Athena.
Titan executes a snap suplex on The Original Gangsta.
Jeff Hart counts: 2.
Titan nails The Original Gangsta with a snap suplex.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Original Gangsta takes Titan down with a Russian legsweep.
Athena comes from behind, but The Original Gangsta nails Athena.
Titan goes for the Thunderbolt, but The Original Gangsta counters it with a DDT.)
Fool: O.G.'s fighting off two people! You gotta give it up!
Chip: He should not be striking women like that!
(The crowd is really behind The Original Gangsta.
The Original Gangsta whips Titan into the guardrail.
The Original Gangsta hits a brain buster on Titan.
Jeff Hart counts: 3.
The Original Gangsta reenters the ring.
Titan follows him back in.
The Original Gangsta takes Titan down with a side suplex.
The Original Gangsta runs into the ropes.
The Original Gangsta takes Titan down with a backspin DDT.
The Original Gangsta takes Titan down with a piledriver.)
Chip: How much more punishment can this Titan take?
Fool: I don't know. I say we find out!
(The Original Gangsta goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Titan
blocks it.
Titan nails The Original Gangsta with a backbreaker.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 5 minutes remaining.
Chip: O.G. is five minutes away from holding the title going into
Hostile Takeover. But Titan is rallying!
(Titan uses a thrust kick to the head on The Original Gangsta.
Titan is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Titan uses a Frankensteiner on The Original Gangsta.
Titan goes for the Thunderbolt, but The Original Gangsta counters it with
an inverted atomic drop.
The Original Gangsta kicks Titan.
The Original Gangsta has the crowd going wild.
The Original Gangsta chops Titan.
The crowd is going crazy.)
Fool: O.G. has that Thunder-thingy move well-scouted, Chipper.
Chip: A lot of people have predicted that Titan will capture
the gold tonight, but it's not looking likely so far.
(The Original Gangsta punches Titan.
Titan kicks The Original Gangsta.
The crowd is starting to get behind Titan.
Titan chops The Original Gangsta.
The crowd is starting to get behind Titan.
The Original Gangsta punches Titan.
The crowd is going crazy.
The Original Gangsta hits Titan.)
Chip: Five days away from Hostile Takeover. Five days away from the
Run of Death.
Fool: Five Days away from all this damn hype ending.
(Titan chops The Original Gangsta.
The Original Gangsta chops Titan.
The crowd is going crazy.
Titan hits The Original Gangsta.
The crowd is cheering on Titan.
Titan uses a springboard dropkick on The Original Gangsta.
The crowd is cheering on Titan.
Titan goes for a back heel kick, but The Original Gangsta counters it with
a legsweep.)
Fool: Titan's good, but when it comes to experience, you can't beat
the Gangsta.
Chip: The champion sets up for a suplex.
(The Original Gangsta goes for a double underhook suplex, but Titan
counters it with a backdrop.
Titan locks The Original Gangsta in a Boston crab.
The Original Gangsta tries to escape the hold.
The Original Gangsta is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Original Gangsta reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Titan takes The Original Gangsta down with a thrust kick to the head.
The crowd is going crazy.
Titan hits a Tombstone on The Original Gangsta.)
Chip: Tombstone piledriver! Tombstone piledriver!
Fool: Come on, Gangstas! Where's the interference?
(The chants for Titan are deafening.
Titan uses a belly-to-belly suplex on The Original Gangsta.
Titan is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
Titan executes a slingshot on The Original Gangsta.
Titan is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: One! Two! No!
Fool: These two have to respect each other after tonight, Chip.
(Titan executes an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on The Original Gangsta.
Titan goes for an armlock hammerlock submission, but The Original Gangsta
blocks it.
The Original Gangsta punches Titan.
Titan chops The Original Gangsta.
Titan chops The Original Gangsta.
Titan throws The Original Gangsta out of the ring.
Titan goes through the ropes.
Titan catches The Original Gangsta totally by surprise.)
Fool: Look out!
Chip: Thunderbolt! Titan's going to Thunderbolt him on the floor!
(The crowd erupts.
Titan executes the Thunderbolt on The Original Gangsta on the concrete floor.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Titan.
The Original Gangsta is out cold.
Titan hits an elbowsmash on The Original Gangsta.
Jeff Hart counts: 1.
Titan hits The Original Gangsta with a belly-to-back suplex.
Mr. Bone Breaker comes from behind, but Titan nails Mr. Bone Breaker.)
Chip: Titan is dominating both O.G. and Bone Breaker.
Fool: If he wants to win the belt, though, he'll have to do it in the ring.
(The Original Gangsta whips Titan into the guardrail.
Jeff Hart counts: 2.
The Original Gangsta uses a double underhook piledriver on Titan.
Jeff Hart counts: 3.
Mr. Bone Breaker comes from behind, but Titan nails Mr. Bone Breaker.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Original Gangsta hits Titan with a piledriver.
Jeff Hart counts: 4.)
Chip: O.G. with a piledriver of his own.
Fool: Keep him on the floor, champ!
(Mr. Bone Breaker comes from behind, but Titan nails Mr. Bone Breaker.
The Original Gangsta whips Titan into the guardrail.
The Original Gangsta executes a front-layout suplex on Titan.
The Original Gangsta knocks Titan into the ringpost.
The Original Gangsta knocks Titan into the ringsteps.
The Original Gangsta hits a piledriver on Titan.
The Original Gangsta reenters the ring.
Titan follows him back in.)
Chip: They're heading back to the ring as they beat the count.
Fool: Titan looks pretty groggy though.
(The Original Gangsta executes the Gangsta's Paradise on Titan.
The crowd erupts.)
Chip: Gangsta's Paradise!
Fool: He caught Titan coming back in through the ropes!
(The Original Gangsta goes for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.)
Chip: The O.G. wins again!
Fool: Bring on Fatal Fury!
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 9:04, The Original Gangsta!
("Is there a heaven for a Gangsta?" plays as a weary O.G. gets his
hand raised in victory by referee Jeff Hart.)
Chip: What a match that was!
Fool: Titan's not so bad, but no one can brawl on the floor like my boy the
Gangsta. Can you represent?
Chip: Oh, boy. The Original Gangsta is your winner. When we come back on Triumphant Tuesday, it's the
Church vs. the Justice Department!
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Voice: "SWF Judgment Day '98". Live on pay-per-view Sunday, Spetember 20th.
(The characetrs in this comercial bear no resemblance to any persons, living or dead..)
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Chip: Welcome back to Triumphant Tuesday. The action has been non-stop all evening.
Fool: Considering we're in Grand Rapids, we're lucky there's any action at all.
Chip: In a moment, we'll go to our main event. Don't forget, we have SWF
Hostile Takeover on Pay-per-view this Sunday!
(The Hostile Takeover logo fills the screen as "Walking Contradiction" by Green Day plays
underneath the footage.)
Fool: SWF Hostile Takeover '98 will take place on Sunday night, August 16th at Key Arena in
Seattle.
(A pull down menu pops up onscreen. The "Steel Cage" Tab is selected. We see a digitized
picture of Mr. Shhh and Doug Bacon staring each other down.)
Chip: This could be the final meeting between Mr. Shhh and Doug Bacon, and it
will take place inside a 15 foot steel cage!
Fool: No excuses.
(The next key is clicked, and we see the list of seeds for the Run of Death.
#1 Boom-Boom
#2 Hot Shot Donovan
#3 Gods Tears
#4 Kip Douglass
#5 El Cholo
#6 Ricky Watts
#7 Headhunter
#8 Sven Pieterson
#9 Sean McKenzie
#10 Titan )
Chip: One of these ten minutes will win the Run of Death, and get the title shot
of his choice in September!
(The "Next" key is clicked, and we see a digitized shot of Brian Frenck's
staredown with Bill Gates.)
Chip: It's the SWF against Microsoft as Brian Frenck meets Bill Gates.
Fool: Gates will be beaten like a $20 hooker, or I will be very upset.
(The "Return to Main Menu" key is clicked, and we see the entire lineup so far.)
Chip: That's in addition to the matches already signed. Mr. Shhh defends against Doug Bacon
in a steel cage, The Thugz vs. Ground Zero, Bill Gates vs. Brian Frenck, The Judge vs. Kaos,
Biggie Z vs. Artful Dodger and much, much more.
Fool: Seventeen matches total. Where the hell else would ya rather go?
(The "shutdown" option is selected, and we return to the announcer's table.)
Jeff: The following contest is six-man tag team action, set for one
fall. It is our MAIN EVENT!
(The theme from "Cops" plays as police sirens go off and blue lights
flash. The crowd cheers.)
Fool: Here we go, Chipper! Church 'a Pain time!
Chip: This should be a great match indeed, as three of the six SWF
titles are represented!
Jeff: Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 880 pounds,
and accompanied to the ring by Ziggy Mour,
here is the team of Ricky Watts, The Judge and "Biggie Z" Zack Adams.
They are the Justice Department!
(We see Biggie Z, wearing the SWF Toughman Title, and The Judge, wearing
his International Title. They are obviously looking around.)
Chip: I don't see Ricky Watts. And I also don't see Ziggy Mour.
(Ziggy emerges from the back. He shrugs his shoulders in an obvious "I
don't know" manner, and the three men make their way to the ring.)
Fool: I guess it's a handicap match. Hoo-wah!
Chip: I wonder if something has happened to Ricky Watts!
Fool: Sure. Something happened to him. He got smart! He don't wanna be
part of no stinkin' Justice Department.
("Another Body Murdered" by Faith No More begins to play. The Church of
Pain logo appears on the screen.)
Jeff: And their opponents, being led to the ring by Westminster, at a
total combined weight of 744 pounds, here are Sandman, Artful Dodger and
Pagan: The Church of Pain!
(The crowd roars as the four men make their way through the curtain.
Pagan is wearing the SWF American Title belt. The Dodger and Westminister
play to the crowd, who give the Church a decidedly mixed reaction.)
Chip: Well, here it is. The Church goes three and two with the Justice
Department. Andrew Borgert is your referee, and we're underway!
(The bell rings. They lock up.
The Judge whips Sandman into the ropes.
Sandman misses with a clothesline.
Sandman hits The Judge with a clothesline.
The Artful Dodger enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Zack Adams enters the ring and lays out The Artful Dodger.
Zack Adams places Sandman on the turnbuckle.
Zack Adams takes Sandman down with a superplex.
Zack Adams is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Judge uses a jumping elbow thrust on Sandman.)
Chip: And the Justice Department goes to work on Sandman!
Fool: Well, Sandman's been out for a while. He should probably make the tag.
(A portion of the crowd is booing The Judge.
Zack Adams leaves the ring.
The Judge hits a power bomb on Sandman.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, shoulder up.
The Judge whips Sandman into the ropes, but Sandman reverses it.
Sandman hits The Judge with a football tackle.
Sandman goes for a Frankensteiner, but The Judge counters it with a power bomb.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Fool: No, sir!
Chip: Sandman kicks out of the power bomb from the International Champion,
(The Judge complains about a slow count.
Sandman takes The Judge down with an inside cradle.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, kickout.
Sandman catches The Judge in a bearhug.
The Judge is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Judge is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Judge is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Judge is inching his way towards the ropes.
The Judge tries to fight the pain.
The Judge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 26 seconds.)
Chip: The Judge breaks out of the bearhug.
Fool: Hold on, Chip. I just got handed another note.
(Sandman chops The Judge.
The Judge chops Sandman.
The Judge acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Sandman hits The Judge.
Sandman is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Sandman hits The Judge.
Sandman is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Sandman goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge uses a short clothesline on Sandman.)
Chip: I'll take that.
Fool: Hey!
Chip: Fans, next week we will be absolutely live from Albequerque, New Mexico,
and our main event will feature Kaos and Hot Shot Donovan of Trinity battling
the Kold Blooded Killaz, El Cholo and Chico, in tag team action!
(The Judge hits a flying bulldog on Sandman.
The Judge is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
The Judge is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, shoulder up.
The Judge goes for a short clothesline, but Sandman ducks out of the way.
Sandman throws The Judge out of the ring.
Sandman goes through the ropes.
Sandman hits The Judge with a flying clothesline.
Sandman whips The Judge into the guardrail.
Andrew Borgert counts: 1.)
Fool: Good match for next week.
Chip: But right now the Church has the edge on Biggie & The Judge as the action
moves to the floor.
(Sandman reenters the ring.
The Judge follows him back in.
Sandman whips The Judge into the turnbuckle.
Sandman charges into the corner.
Sandman hits The Judge.
Sandman chops The Judge.
Sandman punches The Judge.
Sandman tags out to The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger hits a backbreaker on The Judge.
The Artful Dodger goes for a backbreaker, but The Judge counters it with
a facerake.)
Fool: That's cheating! Get on him, Borgert!
Chip: The Judge reaches for the tag!
(The Judge tags out to Zack Adams.
Zack Adams goes for a flying forearm, but The Artful Dodger
ducks out of the way.
Zack Adams goes for an enzuigiri, but The Artful Dodger ducks out of the way.
The Artful Dodger hits a diving elbow smash on Zack Adams.
The crowd is booing The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger struts across the ring.
The crowd is booing The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger gets a scorpion deathlock on Zack Adams.
The Artful Dodger lets go after 5 seconds.
The Artful Dodger goes for the Robbing You Blind, but Zack Adams
counters it with a forearm to the back.)
Chip: Great counter move by Biggie Z!
Fool: It's just a matter of time. Remember, we haven't seen Pagan yet.
(Zack Adams throws The Artful Dodger out of the ring.
Zack Adams goes for a plancha, but The Artful Dodger moves out of the way.
Westminister comes from behind, but Zack Adams nails Westminister.
The Artful Dodger hits a DDT on Zack Adams.
Andrew Borgert counts: 1.
The Artful Dodger knocks Zack Adams into the ringsteps.
The Artful Dodger executes a jawbreaker on Zack Adams.
Andrew Borgert counts: 2.
The Artful Dodger executes a jawbreaker on Zack Adams.
Andrew Borgert counts: 3.)
Chip: The Dodger takes command on the floor. Don't forget that you can see
these two men fight for the Toughman...
Fool: Yeah, yeah. Come on, Dodger!
(The Artful Dodger goes for the Robbing You Blind, but Zack Adams
counters it with a forearm to the back.
Zack Adams reenters the ring.
The Artful Dodger follows him back in.
Zack Adams tags out to The Judge.
The Judge hits a springboard lariat on The Artful Dodger.
The Judge seemingly enjoys the boos.
The Judge goes for a power bomb, but The Artful Dodger counters it with
a backdrop.
The Artful Dodger whips The Judge into the ropes.
The Judge goes for a palm blow, but The Artful Dodger blocks it.
The Artful Dodger goes for a ropeburn, but The Judge blocks it.)
Chip: You have to hand it to the Justice Department. They have looked good so far for
a team that's completely outnumbered.
Fool: Well, they blew it. Ricky Watts sold those two big goofs down the river.
(The Judge goes for a double chickenwing submission, but The Artful Dodger
blocks it.
The Artful Dodger goes for an avalanche, but The Judge counters it with
a kick to the head.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: We're five minutes in, and you can feel the intensity. This is what it means to
be a part of the Supreme Wrestling Federation.
Fool: I know. This is great. I just wish Mr. Shhh was here to see it.
(The Judge goes for a half Boston, but The Artful Dodger blocks it.
The Artful Dodger punches The Judge.
The Artful Dodger seemingly enjoys the boos.
The Artful Dodger punches The Judge.
The Artful Dodger kicks The Judge.
The Artful Dodger doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
The Artful Dodger tags out to Sandman.
Sandman and The Artful Dodger whip The Judge into the ropes.)
Chip: Sandman's back in and the Church takes over!
Fool: Even though the Church doesn't team together that often, they look good.
(They hit The Judge with a double backdrop.
The Artful Dodger takes The Judge down with a clothesline.
Sandman nails The Judge with an enzuigiri.
The Judge bumps into Andrew Borgert.
The Artful Dodger leaves the ring.
Sandman nails The Judge with a football tackle.
Sandman tags out to The Artful Dodger.
Sandman attempts to place The Judge on the turnbuckle, but The Judge blocks it.
Sandman leaves the ring.)
Chip: Well, you have to remember that Biggie Z and The Judge have never teamed before.
Fool: I'll give you that. Good point.
(The Artful Dodger hits a jawbreaker on The Judge.
The crowd is wildly cheering The Artful Dodger with only a few scattered boos audible.
The Artful Dodger hits a kneedrop on The Judge.
Andrew Borgert is back on the job.
The Artful Dodger tags out to Pagan.
Zack Adams enters the ring and throws The Artful Dodger out of the ring.
The Judge and Zack Adams hit Pagan with a double choke slam.
Zack Adams leaves the ring.)
Chip: Double choke slam! Pagan hits the ring, and is immediately in trouble.
Fool: NO!!!!
(The Judge goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Pagan blocks it.
Pagan executes a swinging punch on The Judge.
Pagan executes a Tombstone on The Judge.
Pagan attempts to place The Judge on the turnbuckle, but The Judge blocks it.
Pagan goes for a spinning power bomb, but The Judge counters it with
an inside cradle.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Fool: No soup for you!
Chip: Very close to a victory for the Judge.
(The Judge puts Pagan in a double chickenwing submission.
Pagan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Pagan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Judge goes for a jumping elbow thrust, but Pagan ducks out of the way.
Pagan hits The Judge with a vertical suplex.
Pagan whips The Judge into the ropes.
Pagan hits The Judge with a backdrop.
Pagan hits The Judge with a swinging punch.)
Fool: The Judge is putting up a good fight, but he really needs to tag Zack.
Chip: There are a lot of people looking forward to seeing Biggie Z and Pagan face
off in the ring.
(Pagan whips The Judge into the turnbuckle.
Pagan runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Pagan chops The Judge.
Pagan is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
The Judge kicks Pagan.
The Judge seemingly enjoys the boos.
Pagan hits The Judge.
Pagan chops The Judge.)
Chip: I'm surprised by how many Pagan fans there are here in Detroit.
Fool: Makes perfect sense to me. Federov. Laimbeer. Pagan.
(The cheers for Pagan are drowning out the boos.
Pagan kicks The Judge.
Pagan uses a vertical suplex on The Judge.
The Artful Dodger enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Pagan and The Artful Dodger whip The Judge into the ropes.
They attempt to hit The Judge with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a
double headsmash.
The Artful Dodger leaves the ring.
The Judge hits a stomachbreaker on Pagan.)
Chip: Big stomachbreaker by the International Champion!
Fool: Kaos seems to think he's gonna roll over the Judge Sunday. I'm not so sure.
(The Judge catches Pagan in a full nelson.
Pagan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Judge whips Pagan into the ropes, but Pagan reverses it.
The Judge goes for a palm blow, but Pagan blocks it.
Pagan catches The Judge in a standing wristlock.
The Judge tries to escape the hold.
The Judge is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Judge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.)
Chip: Another submission hold, and The Judge escapes.
Fool: Look at Pagan. No way he ever loses that title again now that he's got it back.
(Pagan places The Judge on the turnbuckle.
Pagan hits The Judge with a superplex.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Pagan tags out to The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger goes for a ropeburn, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge hits a palm blow on The Artful Dodger.
The Judge tags out to Zack Adams.
Zack Adams and The Judge whip The Artful Dodger into the ropes.)
Chip: Tag made by The Judge! Biggie Z is in the house.
Fool: I'm going to be ill.
(They hit The Artful Dodger with a double fist to the midsection.
The Judge leaves the ring.
Zack Adams hits The Artful Dodger with a powerslam.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.)
Chip: Two and a half! Two and a half!
Fool: You'll get nothing and like it, Zack!
(Zack Adams goes for the Doctor Bomb, but The Artful Dodger blocks it.
The Artful Dodger goes for a cobra clutch, but Zack Adams counters it with
an armdrag takedown.
Zack Adams whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes, but The Artful Dodger
reverses it.
The Artful Dodger uses a clothesline on Zack Adams.
The Artful Dodger executes a kneedrop on Zack Adams.
The Artful Dodger puts Zack Adams in a scorpion deathlock.
The Artful Dodger lets go after 5 seconds.)
Jeff: 10 minutes gone by. There are 20 minutes remaining.
Chip: And you have to admire the resourcefulness of the Justice Department, who have gone
a man down for ten minutes now.
Fool: Look! It's the Robbing You Blind!
(The Artful Dodger goes for the Robbing You Blind, but Zack Adams
counters it with a throw-off.
Zack Adams goes for a piledriver, but The Artful Dodger blocks it.
The Artful Dodger locks Zack Adams in a cobra clutch.
Zack Adams breaks the hold after 9 seconds.
The Artful Dodger begs off.
Zack Adams executes a jumping DDT on The Artful Dodger.
The crowd is really behind Zack Adams.
Zack Adams is going for the pin.)
Chip: Jumping DDT! This may be too much for the Dodger to take.
Fool: Come on, Dodgah!
(Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.
Zack Adams nails The Artful Dodger with a knee to the back.
Zack Adams executes a flying forearm on The Artful Dodger.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: A pair of near falls by Zack Adams.
Fool: But ya can't keep the Dodger down! What've I been telling you?
(Zack Adams hits a punch on The Artful Dodger.
Zack Adams runs into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger hits Zack Adams with an elbow.
The Artful Dodger hits Zack Adams with a stomp.
The Artful Dodger catches Zack Adams in the STF.
Zack Adams is struggling to reach the ropes.)
Chip: Submission hold by Dodger.
Fool: But Dummie's gonna reach the ropes. Damn.
(Zack Adams reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
The Artful Dodger tags out to Pagan.
Pagan and The Artful Dodger hit Zack Adams with a double stomp.
Pagan and The Artful Dodger whip Zack Adams into the ropes.
They hit Zack Adams with a double elbowsmash.
Pagan and The Artful Dodger whip Zack Adams into the ropes.)
Chip: Pagan and the Dodger are taking over.
Fool: What do we have to do to beat these Justice guys?
(They hit Zack Adams with a double backdrop.
Pagan and The Artful Dodger whip Zack Adams into the ropes.
They hit Zack Adams with a double elbowsmash.
The Artful Dodger leaves the ring.
Pagan takes Zack Adams down with a waistlock suplex.)
Fool: It's over!
Chip: The cover by Pagan! One! Two!
(Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is wildly cheering Pagan with only a few scattered boos audible.)
Chip: Three! It's over! Pagan pins Biggie Z. But what an effort by the Justice Department!
Fool: No points for congeniality here.
Jeff: Here are your winners, in 12:24, the Church of Pain!
("Another Body Murdered" plays as we see Mr. Shhh and the Thugz charge the ring. The
Thugz are carrying baseball bats.)
Fool: It's Party Time!
(The three men pause in the aisle. They are joined by Sandman, Artful Dodger
and Pagan, who leave the ring and stand with them. The Judge is helping Biggie Z to his
feet instead the ring. We see Mr. Shhh whip out a small, remote-control device.)
Chip: What does he have there?
(Shhh pushes a button. There is a puff of smoke from above, and about a dozen large
law textbooks drop from the ceiling onto Judge and Biggie.)
Chip: For the love of God! Not Blackstone's Commentaries!
Fool: This is great!
(Mr. Shhh calls for the microphone.)
Mr. Shhh: The Church has never taken kindly to law unless we use it for our own benefit.
And tonight we have done just that.
( The Church walks down the aisle together as Judge and Biggie glare at them.)
Chip: Things are not finished between these two men and The Church of Pain!
Fool: Well, they are for now.
Chip: Fans, we will see you Sunday night on pay-per-view for Hostile Takeover '98: Broken
Windows, live from Seattle. Don't miss it!
Chip & Fool: Be there!
(We see a clip of "The Church" attacking Doug Bacon at the end of Beach Brawl. Then a clip
of Trinity's attack on The Church at Independence Day. A shot of Bill Gates and Brian Frenck
facing off last week in Grand Rapids. Then the Hostile Takeover logo fills the screen, just
before we fade to black.)
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