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(A shot of a cheering arena crowd.)
Announcer: Seen live by over a million fans every year.
(A shot of the interior of the SWF broadcast truck.)
Announcer: And by over ten million people a week on television.
(The SWF logo appears on the screen)
Announcer: The Supreme Wrestling Federation.
The S-W-F.
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(Highlights of the Slaughterhouse main event air.)
Chip: Triumphant Tuesday is NEXT!
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(An overhead shot of a wrestling ring in the middle of a vacant parking lot in a big city.
Night time. The opening bars of "The Extremist" by Joe Satriani play as we see shadowy figures
approach the ring from all sides. There is an explosion near the ring, increasing the amount
of available light...
And we see the faces of the wrestlers. The Equalizer and his bodyguards approach the ring
as we see an image of Equal executing the Face Plant on Israeli Soldier projected on the building
behind him. Doug Bacon wanders in through the parked cars, as Paul Von Braun runs alongside
him, holding a case of beer. We see an image of Bacon executing the Fried Bacon on Eric Wright
projected on the building behind him.
Sean McKenzie walks in, holding his shillelagh and accompanied by Jezebel. We see a shot of
McKenzie hitting the Execution on King Cobra projected on the building next to him. We see the
Thugz, in their street clothes, in a nearby alley. We see an image of Shocker hitting a power
bomb on Zeb Williams projected on the wall above him.
A shot of the ground near the ring. The Living Dead emerge through the soil, as a shot of
them hitting the Autopsy on the Westside Ridas is projected on the ground next to them. We see
Rock 'n Roll Animal standing atop a building, as an image of the Animal hitting a frog splash on
Sean Slade plays beneath him.
A sports car pulls up and Hot Shot Donovan emerges from the back, as a shot of Hot Shot hitting
the Hot Kick on Death Angel is projected in the sunglasses of Trisha Deneke, who is at the wheel.
A stretch limo pulls right up to ringside. We look in the back and see Mr. Shhh and the Men in
Black watching a videotape of Shhh hitting the Peacemaker on Akira the Samurai.
Cut to an overhead shot of the ring, with the SWF wrestlers approaching from all sides. As
they are all about to enter, we see a burst of fireworks, then the Triumphant Tuesday logo,
followed by another burst of fireworks, which dissolves to...)
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(The outside of a packed lot at a major American theme park. There are screaming fans and fireworks
going off around the ring and along the rampway. The graphic reads:
"LIVE! Universal Studios
Orlando, Florida"
The camera pans the crowd, lingering on some of the unique signs there: "TheSpear.com",
"Fatal Fury, American Champion", "Gangsta 1:2:3", "Swinger rules, baby!", "Biggie Z will be
judged" "Bring back Pagan!", and three college kids in MIA T-shirts with a huge banner saying
"You are watching The Chicken Channel!")
Chip: Welcome, everyone, to Orlando, Florida
(Shots of a bouncy young woman in an Equalizer T-shirt.)
Chip: We are outdoors at Universal Studios Florida!
(Shot of SWF President Brian Frenck, flanked by SWF Vice-Presidents Pat McNeill and Tim Parker,
along with front office lackey Sean Clayton. All four men are wearing black SWF Judgment Day
'98 T-shirts. There are three SWF security guards in front of Frenck. In the background, we
see a masked man in an MIA T-shirt, walking up the aisle with a sign saying "He is coming, foo'!")
Chip: Welcome to Triumphant Tuesday!
(The angle pans down to the announce desk, where we see Chip Collins, wearing an SWF blazer and
a red power tie, next to "The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen, wearing an Artful Dodger cap and a
T-shirt that reads "We broke Aikman's shoulder and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.")
Chip: I'm Chip Collins, along with the man wrestling fans love to love...
Fool: ..."The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen!
Chip: We have retruned from vacation with another edition of SWF Triumphant Tuesday..
Fool: And not a moment too soon, Chip. This place has gone straight down the crapper while
we were out.
Chip: Not that we don't thank Terence and Larry for the fine job they did in our absence.
Fool: Shut the hell up. After three weeks of Terrence and Phillip, we should be thankful
these people aren't watching "The News with Brian Williams".
Chip: Tonight, fans, we have a blockbuster main event as the Thugz defend their SWF tag
team titles against the Splash in a steel cage!
Fool: A good gimmick match never killed anybody. But I hope the Splash are the first.
Chip: We'll also see what should be the final TV title match between The Original Gangsta
and the Artful Dodger.
Fool: Is this feud still going on? Dodger needs to regain the belt tonight.
Chip: We have a mystery interview guest, and Sven Pieterson will do battle with Corona
Tecate.
Fool: Hey, beer man! Get me through this show!
Chip: Good grief. Right now, let's get up to the ring and join Jeff Ayres.
(Ring announcer Jeff Ayres, in his black tux and grey tie, takes the microphone.)
Jeff: The following contest is set for one fall.
[Lights in the arena begin to dim and laser lights of blue and white
shoot throughout the sky. "Heavy Metal" by Sammy Hagar plays. A picture
of Sammy Haggar appears on the video wall and the crowd goes crazy. The
picture fades into a shot of Python and Axel Cruise.]
Fool: Look! It's Spinal Tap!
Jeff: Introducing first, with his manager Python,
weighing in at 235 pounds, from Los Angeles, California...
Axel Cruise!
[Fireworks explode throughout the sky as Axel appears on the platform
wearing black wrestling tights with red and yellow flames running down
the sides, black wrestling boots and black leather fingerless gloves. His
manager Python stands next to him with black biker boots, jeans, and
leather gloves wearing a white muscle t-shirt and shades accent his
shortbcropped blonde hair and goatee. The two make their way to the ring
slapping hands with the crowd.]
Chip: Axel Cruise makes his way tdown the aisle.
Fool: Look at this guy! I'm not sure where to begin making fun of him.
Jeff: And his opponent...
("And Justice for all" by Metallica plays as the MIA logo appears on the
video wall.)
Jeff: Weighing it at 289 pounds, also from Los Angeles: Fatal Fury!
(Fatal Fury comes down the aisle as fireworks go off. The crowd gives a
mixed reaction.)
Chip: We're ready to go. Andrew Borgert is your referee for thsi opening bout
on Triumphant Tuesday.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Axel Cruise punches Fatal Fury.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Axel Cruise.
Axel Cruise chops Fatal Fury.
Axel Cruise chops Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury kicks Axel Cruise.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Fatal Fury.
Axel Cruise chops Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury chops Axel Cruise.
Fatal Fury is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.)
Chip: Cruise off to a good start here.
Fool: I've seen worse. Can I talk about the Hotline yet?
(Fatal Fury goes for a double underhook suplex, but Axel Cruise blocks it.
Axel Cruise takes Fatal Fury down with flying headscissors.
Axel Cruise whips Fatal Fury into the turnbuckle, but Fatal Fury reverses it.
Fatal Fury hits Axel Cruise with a lariat.
Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.
Fatal Fury is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Axel Cruise begs off.
Fatal Fury goes for the Furious Fall, but Axel Cruise counters it with
flying headscissors.
Axel Cruise runs into the ropes.
Fatal Fury catches Axel Cruise in a sleeperhold.)
Chip: Sleeper by Fury here in the early going!
Fool: Thanks, Chip. Join me for the best hotline segment in the SWF here
at 1-900-SWF-NEWS. $2.49 a minute. Kids, you must have your parents'
permission before dialing.
(Axel Cruise is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Axel Cruise reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds.
Fatal Fury uses a headbutt on Axel Cruise.
Fatal Fury executes a backbreaker on Axel Cruise.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury locks Axel Cruise in a hangman.
Axel Cruise reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Fatal Fury hits Axel Cruise with a lariat.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.)
Fool: This week, we'll talk about the turmoil surrounding the SWF as we
go into the huge Judgment Day pay-per-view.
Chip: We should talk about how to spell "Judgment".
(Fatal Fury is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Fatal Fury goes for the Furious Fall, but Axel Cruise counters it with
flying headscissors.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Axel Cruise.
Axel Cruise whips Fatal Fury into the ropes, but Fatal Fury reverses it.
Axel Cruise hits Fatal Fury with a clothesline.
Axel Cruise uses a flying clothesline on Fatal Fury.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Axel Cruise.
Axel Cruise hits a flying elbowdrop on Fatal Fury.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.)
Chip: Fury just does kick out there! He has an American Title shot this
Sunday at Judgment Day, live on pay-per-view.
Fool: He's a choke artist. He'll blow it.
(Axel Cruise nails Fatal Fury with a Northern Lights suplex.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Another near fall.
(Axel Cruise goes for a clothesline, but Fatal Fury counters it with
a Gorilla Press.
Axel Cruise begs off.
Fatal Fury throws Axel Cruise out of the ring.
Fatal Fury goes through the ropes.
Andrew Borgert counts: 1.
Fatal Fury whips Axel Cruise into the guardrail.
Fatal Fury nails Axel Cruise with a Tombstone.
Fatal Fury throws Axel Cruise back into the ring.)
Fool: Fury sure turned that around quickly.
Chip: He's a former tag team champion and one of the all-time SWF greats.
(Axel Cruise whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
Axel Cruise hits Fatal Fury with a kick.
Axel Cruise nails Fatal Fury with a flying kneedrop.
Axel Cruise catches Fatal Fury in a spinning toe hold.
Fatal Fury reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Axel Cruise kisses his biceps.
Axel Cruise acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Axel Cruise goes for a backbreaker, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury punches Axel Cruise.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Fatal Fury.)
Fool: Tom Cruise needs to quit posing and stay on his man.
Chip: He's not going to have a long SWF career with that attitude.
(Fatal Fury chops Axel Cruise.
A portion of the crowd is booing Fatal Fury.
Axel Cruise hits Fatal Fury.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Axel Cruise.
Axel Cruise goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Fatal Fury counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Fatal Fury hits Axel Cruise.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury chops Axel Cruise.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Fatal Fury.
Axel Cruise punches Fatal Fury.)
Chip: Cruise is definitely showing some spunk in there.
Fool: He's about the same sizs as Rock 'n Roll Animal. This is good practice
for Double F.
(A portion of the crowd is booing Axel Cruise.
Axel Cruise kicks Fatal Fury.
Axel Cruise punches Fatal Fury.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Axel Cruise.
Axel Cruise goes for a backbreaker, but Fatal Fury counters it with a facerake.
A portion of the crowd is booing Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury kicks Axel Cruise.
A portion of the crowd is booing Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury hits Axel Cruise.
A portion of the crowd is booing Fatal Fury.)
Chip: Two title matches still to come tonight, with so much hanging on the outcome.
Fool: This pay-per-view could be a shambles at the end of the hour. And that's
a shoot.
(Fatal Fury whips Axel Cruise into the ropes.
Axel Cruise hits Fatal Fury with a clothesline.
Axel Cruise catches Fatal Fury in a half Boston.
Fatal Fury reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Axel Cruise executes a dropkick to the knee on Fatal Fury.
Axel Cruise executes a flying clothesline on Fatal Fury.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: Five minutes in and the youngster is back in control.
(Axel Cruise takes Fatal Fury down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Axel Cruise is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Axel Cruise hits Fatal Fury with a Hotshot.
Axel Cruise acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Axel Cruise whips Fatal Fury into the ropes, but Fatal Fury reverses it.
Axel Cruise takes Fatal Fury down with a flying clothesline.
Axel Cruise is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Axel Cruise takes Fatal Fury down with a dropkick.)
Chip: Dropkick and a beauty.
Fool: It's all Cruise. And it's all good.
(Axel Cruise executes a kneelift on Fatal Fury.
Axel Cruise executes an elbowsmash on Fatal Fury.
Axel Cruise whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
Fatal Fury hits Axel Cruise with a shoulderblock.
Fatal Fury is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Big shoulderblock and a two count.
Fool: What's Axel Grease gonna do now?
(Fatal Fury whips Axel Cruise into the ropes.
Axel Cruise hits Fatal Fury with a shoulderblock.
Axel Cruise runs into the ropes.
Axel Cruise executes a clothesline on Fatal Fury.
Axel Cruise is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Fury kicks out!
Fool: These two have similar styles. Fury's just bigger.
(Axel Cruise complains about a slow count.
Axel Cruise hits a flying axhandle on Fatal Fury.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Axel Cruise.
Axel Cruise goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Fatal Fury counters it with
a punch.
Fatal Fury runs into the ropes.
Fatal Fury nails Axel Cruise with a lariat.
Fatal Fury executes the Furious Fall on Axel Cruise.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three.)
Fool: He pulled that one out of his ass!
Chip: Uh...yeah! Big win for Fatal Furty with that modified power bomb.
Jeff: Here is your winner in 7:14. Fatal Fury!
("And Justice for all" plays as Fury raises his arms in victory.)
Chip: What a night it's gonna be! Fans, when we return, we'll see Corona Tecate
battle Sven Pieterson on SWF Triumphant Tuesday.
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(OOC: Yes, more from the "real" independent leagues. Mr. Frenck and I will be
attending the big APWF show in Punxsutawney, PA on Saturday. Demolition Ax meets
Iron Sheik in a rematch, plus a cage match between Bubba Brewer & Jimmy Cicero,
and G-Moe vs. Switchblade in barbed wire action. Watch the show live over the
'net (supposedly)
http://members.aol.com/apwfweb
Back to our show.)
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Chip: We're back in Orlanda, under the lights at Universal Studios Florida, with more of SWF
Triumphant Tuesday.
Fool: I'm 2-0 in fantasy football, Chip, and I'm goin' to Disney World.
Chip: You haven't played my team yet. Fans, Sven Pietrson and Corona Tecate are
set to go. Let's go up to the ring and the one and only Jeff Ayres.
Jeff: The following contest is set for one fall with a 30 minute time limit.
Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Helga, from Stockholm,
weighing in at 295 pounds, here is Sven Pieterson!
("The Swedish National Anthem plays as Sven and Helga make their way down the
aisle. Helga is holding up the Swedish flag.)
Chip: Believe it or not, these two men will meet this Sunday on pay-per-view.
Fool: It's a stupid match to put on TV then.
Jeff: And his opponent...
(The ring area is bathed in black light as red and blue lasers flash up the aisle
toward the entrance. "Been Around the World" by Puff Daddy plays.)
Jeff: Weighing in at 180 pounds and hailing from Juarez, Mexico: Corona Tecate.
(Corona Tecate struts down the aisle, flipping himself over the ropes and into the
ring. The crowd gives a mixed reaction.)
Chip: Well, Fool, Sven will obviously be the crowd favorite.
Fool: I like the beer man, Collins.
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Sven Pieterson punches Corona Tecate.
Sven Pieterson kicks Corona Tecate.
Sven Pieterson hits Corona Tecate with a lariat.
Sven Pieterson nails Corona Tecate with a powerslam.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
Sven Pieterson hits Corona Tecate with a gutwrench suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Two near falls there by the massive Swede.
Fool: This is tough for Corona. This may be the biggest guy he's faced.
(Sven Pieterson hits Corona Tecate with a double underhook suplex.
Sven Pieterson goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Corona Tecate counters it with
a backdrop.
Corona Tecate whips Sven Pieterson into the ropes.
Corona Tecate misses with a kick.
Corona Tecate goes for a clothesline, but Sven Pieterson counters it with
a belly-to-belly suplex.
The crowd is starting to get behind Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson goes for a power bomb, but Corona Tecate counters it with
a backdrop.
Corona Tecate uses a superkick on Sven Pieterson.
Corona Tecate catches Sven Pieterson in an octopus hold.
Sven Pieterson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.)
Chip: Sven hits the ropes. Fans, don't forget that this Friday at 10 AM, tickets
will go on sale for Triumphant Tuesday on October 27th at the Beaumont Civic
Center in Beaumont, Texas.
Fool: Get there before noon and you can pay your respects to SWF Toughman
Champion Zack Adams.
(Corona Tecate hits a rolling kick on Sven Pieterson.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Corona Tecate.
Corona Tecate nails Sven Pieterson with a clothesline.
Corona Tecate hits Sven Pieterson with a handspring elbow.
A small "Corona Tecate" chant is being started.
Corona Tecate gets a grapevine on Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Sven Pieterson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Corona Tecate hits a springboard dropkick on Sven Pieterson.
Corona Tecate executes a ropeflip moonsault on Sven Pieterson.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Oh! Two count only! Beautiful move!
Fool: So, who's being interviewed next?
Chip: We don't know.
(Corona Tecate goes for a flying kneedrop, but Sven Pieterson
rolls out of the way.
Sven Pieterson is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sven Pieterson nails Corona Tecate with a German suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Corona slips out the back door!
Fool: The big doofus wasn't driving with the legs.
(Sven Pieterson throws Corona Tecate out of the ring.
Sven Pieterson goes through the ropes.
Helga comes from behind and distracts Corona Tecate.
Sven Pieterson executes a fisherman suplex on Corona Tecate.
Sven Pieterson reenters the ring.
Corona Tecate follows him back in.
Sven Pieterson claps.
Sven Pieterson is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sven Pieterson executes a gutwrench suplex on Corona Tecate.
Chris Carroll counts: One, kickout.)
Chip: We're seeing the kind of action you can only catch here in the Supreme
Wrestling Federation, Tim.
Fool: Blah, blah, blah. Order the pay-per-view. Now.
(Sven Pieterson uses a snap suplex on Corona Tecate.
Sven Pieterson executes a belly-to-back suplex on Corona Tecate.
Sven Pieterson goes for a snap suplex, but Corona Tecate blocks it.
Corona Tecate hits a DDT on Sven Pieterson.
A small "Corona Tecate" chant is being started.
Corona Tecate kicks Sven Pieterson.
Corona Tecate punches Sven Pieterson.
A small "Corona Tecate" chant is being started.
Corona Tecate chops Sven Pieterson.
A small "Corona Tecate" chant is being started.)
Fool: Do they like Corona, or just Mexican beer in general?
Chip: He's got Sven lined up in the corner! Look out!
(Corona Tecate nails Sven Pieterson with a handspring elbow.
Corona Tecate goes for a flying kneedrop, but Sven Pieterson
rolls out of the way.
Sven Pieterson takes Corona Tecate down with an inverted power bomb.
Sven Pieterson hits an inverted power bomb on Corona Tecate.
Sven Pieterson is going for the pin.)
Chip: He's got him! One! Two!...
(Chris Carroll counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Sven Pieterson uses a lariat on Corona Tecate.
Sven Pieterson goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Corona Tecate blocks it.
Corona Tecate uses a superkick on Sven Pieterson.
Corona Tecate gets an octopus hold on Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Corona Tecate goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.
Sven Pieterson uses a Soviet suplex on Corona Tecate.
The crowd is starting to get behind Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson nails Corona Tecate with a fallaway slam.)
Chip: You have to think that Sven has too much power for Tecate.
Fool: Tecate's got experience, but it's mostly against the other little
Mexicans.
(A small "Sven Pieterson" chant is being started.
Sven Pieterson throws Corona Tecate out of the ring.
Sven Pieterson goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Chris Carroll counts: 1.
Sven Pieterson uses a front-layout suplex on Corona Tecate.
Sven Pieterson goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Corona Tecate blocks it.
Chris Carroll counts: 2.
Corona Tecate reenters the ring.
Sven Pieterson follows him back in.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: The action returns to the ring. Great contest so far.
(Sven Pieterson hits a bodyslam on Corona Tecate.
Sven Pieterson hits a fisherman suplex on Corona Tecate.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, kickout.
Sven Pieterson takes Corona Tecate down with a bridging back suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Tecate kicks out again! Fool, I know you have some comments regarding
this big pay-per-view on Sunday in Dallas.
Fool: Chip, this isn't the kind of show you win at. This is the kind of show
you survive.
(Sven Pieterson takes Corona Tecate down with a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
Sven Pieterson takes Corona Tecate down with a bodyslam.
Sven Pieterson goes for a dragon suplex, but Corona Tecate blocks it.
Corona Tecate goes for a superkick, but Sven Pieterson counters it with
a legsweep.
Sven Pieterson takes Corona Tecate down with a Soviet suplex.
Sven Pieterson throws Corona Tecate out of the ring.
Chris Carroll counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
Corona Tecate reenters the ring.)
Chip: Tecate just beats the count.
Fool: Listen, Chip, I've heard all sorts of wild stuff lately. This pay-per-view
definitely bears some watching.
(Sven Pieterson nails Corona Tecate with a European uppercut.
Sven Pieterson runs into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson hits Corona Tecate with an elbow.
Sven Pieterson goes for a Soviet suplex, but Corona Tecate counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Corona Tecate goes for a DDT, but Sven Pieterson counters it with a low blow.
Sven Pieterson takes Corona Tecate down with a European uppercut.
Sven Pieterson executes an inverted power bomb on Corona Tecate.
Sven Pieterson whips Corona Tecate into the turnbuckle.)
Chip: The power of The Icepick has definitely taken its toll.
Fool: I like the MIA's, Chip, but we still don't know how well Corona's gonna
do.
(Sven Pieterson charges into the corner, but Corona Tecate moves out of the way.
Corona Tecate hits a jumping side kick on Sven Pieterson.
Corona Tecate hits Sven Pieterson with a dragon suplex.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Corona Tecate hits Sven Pieterson with a splash.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Now it's Tecate taking to the offense.
Fool: It's a good plan, but he needs some more high flying.
(Corona Tecate puts Sven Pieterson in an octopus hold.
Sven Pieterson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Corona Tecate executes a springboard dropkick on Sven Pieterson.
Corona Tecate goes for a jumping side kick, but Sven Pieterson
ducks out of the way.
Sven Pieterson runs into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson misses with a clothesline.
Corona Tecate hits Sven Pieterson with a shoulderblock.
Corona Tecate uses a flying somersault splash on Sven Pieterson.)
Chip: Oh, my God! Flying somersault!
Fool: Can we see the Dos Equis? I hope that ain't too much to ask...
(The crowd is cheering on Corona Tecate.
Corona Tecate uses a jumping side kick on Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson goes for a bridging back suplex, but Corona Tecate
counters it with a headlock takedown.
Corona Tecate uses a springboard dropkick on Sven Pieterson.
Corona Tecate is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Corona Tecate executes the Dos Equis on Sven Pieterson.)
Chip: It's the Dos Equis from the top!
Fool: Last call!
(Corona Tecate is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Corona Tecate goes for the pin.
Chris Carroll counts: One, two, three.
Corona Tecate is getting a good reaction from the crowd.)
Fool: YES!
Chip: He got him!
Jeff: Here is your winner, in 9:18, Corona Tecate!
("Been around the World" by Puff Daddy plays as Corona celebrates.)
Chip: Well, Tecate sure won over the Orlando crowd tonight.
Fool: The MIA's might just come out of Judgment Day as the most together stable
this league has to offer.
Chip: Well, fans, it's time for our mystery interview.
Fool: Yeah. Would our mystery guest please sign in?
{"A Criminal Mind" by Gowan fills the arena. Equalizer steps
out onto the rampway, and heads down towards the announcers
booth.)
Fool: Oh, no!
Chip: I don't believe it! The Equalizer is finally going to confront The Sportin'
Fool! Just days before he faces Artful Dodger at SWF Judgment Day!
(He stops to tell off a fan who is booing him, before
walking over to Chip and The Fool.}
Equalizer: "Good evening, gentlemen."
Chip: Hello?
(The Fool nods nervously.)
Equalizer: "I got something to say to one of you. And no,
Collins, it's not you, so don't even start with the
questions."
(The crowd boos Equalizer as Chip just shakes his head.)
Equalizer: "Thorsen, I want to apologize for a few things.
First off, for letting Trinity get so run down, that even
*I* had to leave it."
(The Fool looks surprised.)
Chip: I don't believe this.
Equalizer: "I want to apologize for letting Bacon get away
with what he said to you, but I hope you understand why Kaos
couldn't do anything about it. How's the jacket I sent you,
anyway? Hope it still fits."
Fool: Yeah. Yeah, it still fits.
Equalizer: "So there. Equalizer said what he wanted to, and
Fool, if anyone ever gives you any problems whatsoever, you
can have them Equalized. You have my number. Collins....your
name is on that list."
(Collins now looks nervous. The Fool is smiling.
Equalizer grins, and walks back to the locker room area.}
Chip (to Fool): You hypocrite!
Fool: What? Of course I forgive him! It was all part of E's master plan!
Chip: Unbelieveable. Fans, we have to step aside for a moment. When we
come back, it's the television title on the line!
Fool (as the shot fades): Go, Dodger!
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("Sympathy for the Devil" plays as we see movie style footage of a motorcade
leading Mr. Shhh through the streets of Dallas.)
Voice: The Supreme Wrestling Federation is in turmoil.
(A shot of Headhunter, holding a high-powered rifle, in the window of a book
depository.)
Voice: And everybody wants a shot.
(A clip of Chico and El Cholo, sitting on a grassy knoll next to a mysterious
man holding an umbrella and a frying pan.)
Voice: On Sunday night, Judgement comes to Dallas.
(Clip of Biggie Z and The Judge wearing police uniforms.)
Voice: Will the incumbents be retained? Or will there be a coup at the top?
(Clip of Equalizer on the sidewalk, holding up a sign that says "Repent".)
Voice: SWF Judgment Day '98. Live on pay-per-view. The End is Near.
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(We return to the announcer's table, where Chip & Tim are in front of cheering fans.)
Chip: Triumphant Tuesday returns live from Orlando, Florida!
Fool: Pro wrestling's highest rated show, each and every Tuesday night!
Chip: The feud between Artful Dodger and the Original Gangsta has gone on for
some weeks.
Fool: It ends tonight, Chip. I like the Gangsta, but Dodger's my boy.
Chip: Let's go up to the ring for this important matchup.
Jeff: The following contest is set for one fall with a thirty minute time limit, and it is for
the SWF Television Title!
[The crowd boos as "Fire It Up" by Busta Rhymes begins to play.]
Jeff: Introducing first, being led to the ring by his manager,
Westminster, from London, England, weighing in at 178 pounds, here is the
challenger, The Artful Dodger!!
[The Artful Dodger and Westminster walk out through the curtains. Dodger is holding
the TV Title belt in his special glass case. The crowd is booing as The Artful Dodger makes
his way to the ring throwing silver dollars into the crowd.]
Fool: Look how confident he is! He'll take the TV Title tonight, and the International
Title on Sunday. You watch!
Chip: Dodger has come close in his two previous shots at the O.G., but no cigar.
("Is there a heaven for a Gangsta?" by Master P plays as the crowd boos some more.)
Jeff: And his opponent, led to the ring by Mr. Bone Breaker, and hailing from
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 240 pounds...the SWF Television
Champion, The Original Gangsta!!
[Green fireworks go off and laser lights criss-cross as the Gangsta logo
appears up on the screen. The Original Gangsta and Mr. Bone Breaker start
their way down the aisle as the crowd boos.]
Chip: It's the current champ and teh former champ. And this should be their
final meeting.
Fool: Do it for the Church, Dodger!
(The bell rings. They lock up.
The Artful Dodger gets a front facelock on The Original Gangsta.
The Original Gangsta reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Artful Dodger chops The Original Gangsta.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger punches The Original Gangsta.
The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes.
The Original Gangsta hits The Artful Dodger with a clothesline.
The Original Gangsta hits a Frankensteiner from the top rope on The Artful Dodger.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Two count! The O.G. almost takes it in the opening moments.
Fool: Denied!
(The Original Gangsta runs into the ropes.
Westminister trips The Original Gangsta.
Andrew Borgert threatens The Artful Dodger with disqualification.
Andrew Borgert warns Westminister.
Andrew Borgert is back on the job.
The Original Gangsta goes for a front-layout suplex, but The Artful Dodger
blocks it.
The Artful Dodger places The Original Gangsta on the turnbuckle.
The Artful Dodger goes for a top-rope Frankensteiner, but The Original Gangsta
counters it with a power bomb.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Fool: No, sir!
Chip: Dodger comes close to losing again.
(The Original Gangsta whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger executes a clothesline on The Original Gangsta.
The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger hits The Original Gangsta with a kick.
The Artful Dodger hits The Original Gangsta with a slingshot facebuster.
A portion of the crowd is booing The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but The Original Gangsta
blocks it.
The Original Gangsta whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes, but
The Artful Dodger reverses it.
The Artful Dodger hits The Original Gangsta with a kick.)
Chip: Don't forget to join us this Thursday night for SWF Around the World.
Check your local listings for times and matches.
Fool: This is what comes from spending two weeks in Denver with the Broncos. I have
no idea what's on ATW this week.
(The Artful Dodger catches The Original Gangsta in a choke against the ropes.
Andrew Borgert warns The Artful Dodger to let go.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three, four.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three.
The Artful Dodger uses an avalanche on The Original Gangsta.
A portion of the crowd is cheering The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger takes The Original Gangsta down with a jumping neck snap.
The Artful Dodger puts The Original Gangsta in a cobra clutch.
The Original Gangsta reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.)
Chip: Dodger has come very close to getting himself disqualified, Tim.
Fool: I hadn't noticed. He's just intense.
(The Artful Dodger goes for a ropeburn, but The Original Gangsta blocks it.
The Original Gangsta whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes, but
The Artful Dodger reverses it.
Westminister trips The Original Gangsta.
Andrew Borgert threatens The Artful Dodger with disqualification.
Andrew Borgert warns Westminister.
Andrew Borgert is back on the job.
The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes.
The Original Gangsta goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but The Artful Dodger
counters it with a punch.
The Artful Dodger kicks The Original Gangsta.)
Chip: But what if Dodger does win? He'll have to wrestle Boom-Boom, then turn around
and face Equalizer.
Fool: He's got the stamina. No problem.
(The Original Gangsta hits The Artful Dodger.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to The Original Gangsta.
The Artful Dodger chops The Original Gangsta.
The Artful Dodger uses a diving elbow smash on The Original Gangsta.
The Artful Dodger is starting to get more cheers than boos.
The Artful Dodger places The Original Gangsta on the turnbuckle.
The Artful Dodger goes for a top-rope DDT, but The Original Gangsta blocks it.
The Original Gangsta throws The Artful Dodger off the turnbuckle.
The Original Gangsta goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but The Artful Dodger
counters it with a backward kick.
The Artful Dodger hits a Soviet suplex on The Original Gangsta.)
Chip: Soviet suplex!
Fool: New champion!
(The Artful Dodger is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, thr... kickout.)
Chip: Oh! Two and a half!
(The Artful Dodger hits a springboard dropkick on The Original Gangsta.
The Artful Dodger hits a tiger driver on The Original Gangsta.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Fool: No! Learn to count, Bogus!
(The Artful Dodger goes for a cobra clutch, but The Original Gangsta blocks it.
The Original Gangsta throws The Artful Dodger out of the ring.
The Original Gangsta goes through the ropes.
Andrew Borgert counts: 1.
Andrew Borgert counts: 2.
The Original Gangsta reenters the ring.
The Artful Dodger follows him back in.
The Original Gangsta throws The Artful Dodger out of the ring.
The Original Gangsta goes through the ropes.
Andrew Borgert counts: 1.)
Chip: The more the action goes to the floor, the more it favors the current SWF
Television Champion.
Fool: Bite your tongue!
(The Artful Dodger is busted wide open.
The Original Gangsta knocks The Artful Dodger into the ringpost.
A portion of the crowd is cheering The Original Gangsta.
The Original Gangsta goes for the Gangsta's Paradise, but The Artful Dodger
counters it with a jawbreaker.
The Artful Dodger acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
The Artful Dodger hits The Original Gangsta with a Soviet suplex.
The Artful Dodger knocks The Original Gangsta into the ringsteps.
The Artful Dodger takes The Original Gangsta down with a kneedrop.
The Artful Dodger hits The Original Gangsta with a Western lariat.
Andrew Borgert counts: 2.)
Fool: Is that blood I see?
(The Original Gangsta is busted wide open.
Andrew Borgert counts: 3.)
Fool: Yes! How 'bout that?
Chip: Both men are now bleeding.
(Mr. Bone Breaker comes from behind, but The Artful Dodger nails Mr. Bone Breaker.
The Original Gangsta goes for a vertical suplex, but The Artful Dodger
reverses it.
The Artful Dodger knocks The Original Gangsta into the ringsteps.
The Artful Dodger whips The Original Gangsta into the guardrail.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: It's been nonstop since the opening bell!
(Andrew Borgert counts: 4.
The Artful Dodger goes for a backbreaker, but The Original Gangsta
counters it with a facerake.
Andrew Borgert counts: 5.
The Original Gangsta reenters the ring.
The Artful Dodger follows him back in.
The Original Gangsta whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes.
The Original Gangsta hits The Artful Dodger with a belly-to-belly suplex.
A portion of the crowd is booing The Original Gangsta.)
Chip: Belly-to-belly!
(The Original Gangsta is going for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Fool: No soup for you!
(The Original Gangsta whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes.
Mr. Bone Breaker trips The Artful Dodger.
Andrew Borgert threatens The Original Gangsta with disqualification.
Andrew Borgert warns Mr. Bone Breaker.
Andrew Borgert is back on the job.
A large masked man comes to ringside.
The Original Gangsta nails The Artful Dodger with a reverse neckbreaker.
A portion of the crowd is booing The Original Gangsta.)
Chip: Who's that man coming to ringside?
Fool: I don't know. Big man, red mask, jeans. Probably an Amway salesman.
(The Original Gangsta goes for a kneebreaker, but The Artful Dodger
counters it with an elbowsmash.
The Artful Dodger goes for an avalanche, but The Original Gangsta
side-steps and The Artful Dodger only hits air.
The Original Gangsta hits The Artful Dodger with a kneebreaker.
The Original Gangsta executes a waistlock suplex on The Artful Dodger.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.)
Fool: You'll get nothing and like it!
Chip: Both Mr. Bone Breaker and Westminister look very nervous about this big
man's presence at ringside.
(The Original Gangsta goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but The Artful Dodger
blocks it.
The Artful Dodger uses a diving elbow smash on The Original Gangsta.
The Artful Dodger is starting to get more cheers than boos.
The Artful Dodger locks The Original Gangsta in a cobra clutch.
The Original Gangsta reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Artful Dodger goes for a front facelock, but The Original Gangsta
counters it with an inverted atomic drop.
The Original Gangsta goes for a German suplex, but The Artful Dodger
counters it with an elbowsmash.
The Original Gangsta is bleeding like a faucet.)
Fool: Any time now. Dodger could regain the TV title like that.
Chip: The masked man isn't doing anything yet.
(The Artful Dodger executes a spinning DDT on The Original Gangsta.
The Artful Dodger executes the Robbing You Blind on The Original Gangsta.
The Artful Dodger acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.)
Fool: Told ya!
Chip: He's going for the cover!
(he Artful Dodger goes for the pin.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The Artful Dodger nails The Original Gangsta with a jawbreaker.
The Artful Dodger hits The Original Gangsta with a backbreaker.
The Artful Dodger executes a Northern Lights suplex on The Original Gangsta.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, thr... kickout.)
Fool: How in the hell did he kick out?
Chip: I don't know. And what a match one of these two has ahead of them against
Boom-Boom at SWF Judgement Day this Sunday.
(The Artful Dodger nails The Original Gangsta with a kneedrop.
The Artful Dodger hits a jumping neck snap on The Original Gangsta.
The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes.
The Original Gangsta hits The Artful Dodger with a backdrop.
The Original Gangsta goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but The Artful Dodger
counters it with a DDT.
The Artful Dodger is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
In turn, The Original Gangsta counters it with a low blow.
The Original Gangsta whips The Artful Dodger into the turnbuckle, but
The Artful Dodger reverses it.)
Fool: Not to mention that we'll finally see Dodger take on Equalizer.
Chip: Dodger sets for the martuial arts kick.
(The Artful Dodger uses a kick to the head on The Original Gangsta.
The Artful Dodger hits The Original Gangsta with a punch.
The Artful Dodger goes for a spin kick, but The Original Gangsta
ducks out of the way.
The Original Gangsta goes for a backspin DDT, but The Artful Dodger
counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The Artful Dodger struts across the ring.
The Artful Dodger seemingly enjoys the boos.
The Artful Dodger attempts to place The Original Gangsta on the turnbuckle, but
The Original Gangsta blocks it.
The Artful Dodger goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but The Original Gangsta
counters it with a DDT.)
Chip: Front DDT! And the crowd gets behind the Gangsta.
Fool: His brother could be World Champion at this time next week.
(The Original Gangsta is starting to get more cheers than boos.
The Original Gangsta throws The Artful Dodger out of the ring.
The Original Gangsta goes through the ropes.
The Original Gangsta knocks The Artful Dodger into the ringsteps.
The Original Gangsta acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
The Original Gangsta goes for a German suplex, but The Artful Dodger blocks it.
Andrew Borgert counts: 1.
The masked man comes from behind and distracts The Original Gangsta.)
Chip: The masked man is in O.G.'s face!
Fool: He better not interfere! I want Dodger to get the belt!
(The Artful Dodger goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but The Original Gangsta
counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
The Original Gangsta acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Andrew Borgert counts: 2.
The Original Gangsta reenters the ring.
The Artful Dodger follows him back in.
The Original Gangsta hits a double underhook piledriver on The Artful Dodger.
The Original Gangsta whips The Artful Dodger into the turnbuckle, but
The Artful Dodger reverses it.
The Artful Dodger charges into the corner, but The Original Gangsta
moves out of the way.)
Chip: Dodger hits the buckle hard!
Fool: There's no ten minute time limit tonight! We go all night long! Whoo!
(The Original Gangsta hits The Artful Dodger with a Victory Roll.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.)
Chip: He got...No, he didn't!
Fool: Don't DO that, Collins! I was scared enough!
(The Original Gangsta kicks The Artful Dodger.
The Original Gangsta acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
The Artful Dodger chops The Original Gangsta.
The Artful Dodger punches The Original Gangsta.
The Artful Dodger seemingly enjoys the boos.
The Artful Dodger hits a spinning DDT on The Original Gangsta.
The Artful Dodger seemingly enjoys the boos.)
Jeff: 10 minutes gone by. There are 20 minutes remaining.
Chip: For the third week in a row, the TV champ is in trouble.
(The Artful Dodger whips The Original Gangsta into the ropes.
The Original Gangsta hits The Artful Dodger with a kick.
The Original Gangsta nails The Artful Dodger with a Northern Lights suplex.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.
The Original Gangsta hits The Artful Dodger with a tiger suplex.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Now it's the O.G. on the attack. What's it going to take?
Fool: He's good, but I think DOdger's a little better.
(The Original Gangsta goes for a vertical suplex, but The Artful Dodger
blocks it.
The Artful Dodger takes The Original Gangsta down with a jawbreaker.
The Artful Dodger hits a diving elbow smash on The Original Gangsta.
The Artful Dodger places The Original Gangsta on the turnbuckle.
The Artful Dodger goes for a top-rope Frankensteiner, but The Original Gangsta
counters it with a power bomb.)
Chip: Power bomb! The O.G. has him!
Fool: Make it stop!
(Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, Westminister distracts Andrew Borgert.
The Original Gangsta is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.)
Chip: Westminister breaks the count!
Fool: Yes! Look, Chip! The masked guy's getting up on the apron!
(The Original Gangsta nails The Artful Dodger with a German suplex.
There is no referee to count.
There is no referee to count.)
Chip: The ref is tied up with Westminister! And teh masked man is climbing up
top!
(The masked man enters the ring and breaks the pin with a flying elbowdrop.
The masked man puts The Artful Dodger on top of The Original Gangsta.)
Fool: Turn around, Borgert! Dodger's got the pin!
Chip: This is horrible!
(Andrew Borgert is back on the job.
Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is wildly cheering The Artful Dodger with only a few scattered boos
audible.)
Fool: Yes! He did it! Artful Dodger won the title back!
(The masked man leaves ringside.)
Chip: Hold on, Tim! Chris Carroll just came out!
(Chris Carroll is sprinting down to ringside.)
Jeff: Here is your winner, and NEW SWF Television...
(Chris Carroll puts a hand over the microphone.)
Fool: What's going on?
(Carroll, Andrew Borgert and Jeff Ayres are holding a conference.)
Chip: Carroll's the senior referee, Tim, and he obviosly saw the interference.
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, I stand corrected. Referees Chris Carroll and Andrew
Borgert have ruled that The Artful Dodger has been disqualified due to outside
interference.
Fool: What?
(The camera gets a shot of Frankie Swinger and Mack the Knife charging the ring.
Frankie clotheslines Mr. Bone Breaker in the back of the head.)
Chip: Oh, no! It's Frankie "the Original" Swinger!
Jeff: Therefore, your winner in 11:02 by disqualification, and still SWF Television
Champion, The Original Gangsta!
(The Gangsta is still down. Mack the Knife picks up Mr. Bone Breaker and chokeslams
him through the Spanish announcers' table.)
Victor Machismo: Ay de mi! Tu eres muy loco en la cabeza!
Fool: Ha-hah!
Chip: Frankie Swinger has picked up OG and...
(Swinger executes the double underhook piledriver on teh Original Gangsta.)
Chip: Double Down! On an already unconscious Gangsta!
Fool: He'll pay for that!
(Swinger grabs the microphone.)
THE ORIGINAL: So, am I ingnoring you now, cooky? (kick to the head) AM I
IGNORING YOU NOW?! (another kick to the gut) If you weren't watchin' YO! MTV
RAPS, you would have heard me telling you to lay low, you chump!
Chip: He's doing a number on the TV champion!
Original: I didn't want problems, I didn't want another guy all over my back, but
I got you and you wouldn't quit, would ya, baby? Now Daddy has to teach you a lesson!
Daddy has to jump, jive, and wail all over your ebonics ass! You want a piece
of The Original, pallie? Well, you know where to find him! (Frankie spits on him.)
("Is there a heaven for a Gangsta" plays as Swinger & Mack strut off.)
Chip: Well, the O.G. keeps the Television Title, but he sure took a beating!
Fool: That wasn't fair! He had Swinger attack him, plus whoever that masked guy
was. And it cost Dodger a title
Chip: Fans, it's not over yet. When we return, we'll see the Thugz and the
Splash, inside the cage. Don't touch that dial!
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("Sympathy for the Devil" plays as we see movie style footage of a motorcade
leading Mr. Shhh through the streets of Dallas.)
Voice: The Supreme Wrestling Federation is in turmoil.
(A shot of Headhunter, holding a high-powered rifle, in the window of a book
depository.)
Voice: And everybody wants a shot.
(A clip of Chico and El Cholo, sitting on a grassy knoll next to a mysterious
man holding an umbrella and a frying pan.)
Voice: On Sunday night, Judgement comes to Dallas.
(Clip of Biggie Z and The Judge wearing police uniforms.)
Voice: Will the incumbents be retained? Or will there be a coup at the top?
(Clip of Equalizer on the sidewalk, holding up a sign that says "Repent".)
Voice: SWF Judgement Day '98. Live on pay-per-view. The End is Near.
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Chip: Welcome back to Triumphant Tuesday. We are five days away from one of the
most talked about pay-per-views ever, SWF Judgement Day '98.
Fool: This is the night that the Church finishes off the rest of the SWF.
Mark my words.
Chip: But before that happens, the Thugz must get by the Splash and retain the
SWF Tag Team Titles. It's main event time, and here's Jeff Ayres.
Jeff: The following contest is set for one fall. It is a steel cage match, and
it is for the SWF Tag Team Titles!
Chip: Here we go!
["Highway to Hell" starts up as the Splash logo appears on the monitors.
Fireworks go off around the ring. Strobe lights come on, which together
with flashing lights and mist over the entrance, make it look like it's
raining over the entrance.)
Jeff: Introducing the challengers, with their manager Candy... At a total combined
weight of 465 pounds...Rage and Joker... The Splash!
[A multitude of small simmering laser lights give the image of a light
rain shower as The Splash appear in the entranceway. The crowd cheers
them on as they make their way to the ring.]
Chip: The challengers have made their way to ringside, but the longest reigning
tag team champion in SWF history are in the house!
["Bow Down" by Westside Connection begins to play. The lights go down and a
spotlight appears on the entrance as the numbers "1-8-7" appear on the screen.]
Jeff: And their opponents, led to the ring by Tyra, and hailing from New
Orleans, Louisiana, at a total combined weight of 622 pounds, The SWF World
Tag Team Champions, C-Murder and Shocker: The Thugz!
[The Thugz and Tyra make their way to the ring, as the crowd boos.]
Fool: I'm a little nervous. Anything can happen in a cage match.
Chip: The SWF's hardcore official, Jeff Hart, is inside the cage. Mr. Ayres has
shut the cage door. And there's the bell!
(The bell rings. They lock up.
Joker executes a kick to the head on The Shocker.
The crowd is starting to get behind Joker.
Joker takes The Shocker down with a dropkick to the knee.
Joker runs into the ropes.
Joker uses a Yakuza kick on The Shocker.
Joker takes The Shocker down with a savate kick.
Joker runs and bounces off the ropes.
A small "Joker" chant is being started.
Joker goes for a flying clothesline, but The Shocker ducks out of the way.)
Chip: You have to remember, this match can only be won by pinfall or submission,
not by leaving the cage.
Fool: Duck, Shocker!
(Joker bumps into Jeff Hart.
The Shocker kicks Joker.
Joker kicks The Shocker.
Joker hits The Shocker.
The crowd is starting to get behind Joker.
The Shocker kicks Joker.
The Shocker takes Joker down with a jack-knife power bomb.
There is no referee to count.)
Chip: Devastating move! But Jeff Hart is down!
Fool: Damn.
(The Shocker goes for an inverted power bomb, but Joker blocks it.
Jeff Hart is back on the job.
Joker tags out to Rage.
Rage and Joker whip The Shocker into the ropes.
They hit The Shocker with a double kick to the midsection.
Joker hits a springboard dropkick on The Shocker.
Rage executes an inverted power bomb on The Shocker.
Rage is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Joker takes The Shocker down with a cartwheel kick.
Rage uses a belly-to-back suplex on The Shocker.)
Fool: Whether you like these guys or not, you have to respect the Thugz. Who
else would take a steel cage title match so close to a pay-per-view?
Chip: They are the longest reigning champions in SWF tag team history.
(Joker leaves the ring.
Rage gets a kneelock submission on The Shocker.
The Shocker is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Shocker is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Shocker tries to escape the hold.
The Shocker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Rage goes for a European uppercut, but The Shocker blocks it.
The Shocker uses a belly-to-back suplex on Rage.
The Shocker executes a back suplex on Rage.
The Shocker tags out to C-Murder.)
Chip: Next week, we will be at the Ice Palace in Tampa for Triumphant Tuesday.
Fool: Do we know what the main event will be?
(C-Murder and The Shocker hit Rage with a double DDT.
The Shocker leaves the ring.
C-Murder takes Rage down with a dragon suplex.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Near fall! I've just been handed a note.
(C-Murder hits a monkey flip on Rage.
C-Murder takes Rage down with a Russian legsweep.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to C-Murder.
C-Murder takes Rage down with a flying cross body press.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Fool: Come on, Hart! I could be at the hotel, watching the Cubs game!
(C-Murder nails Rage with a Northern Lights suplex.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
C-Murder goes for a monkey flip, but Rage blocks it.
Rage hits a vertical suplex on C-Murder.
C-Murder runs into the ropes.
C-Murder misses with a clothesline.
C-Murder executes a flying forearm on Rage.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, in the ropes...)
Chip: Only the ropes save Rage that time! Next week on Triumphant Tuesday,
we have a three-way tag team match signed!
Fool: Say what?
(C-Murder goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Rage counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
Rage stomps his feet.
Rage is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Rage uses a lariat on C-Murder.
Rage is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
C-Murder begs off.
Rage tags Joker.
Rage nails C-Murder with a choke slam.
Joker executes a flying headbutt and goes for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Kickout! C-Murder kicks out of the Splash's finisher!
Fool: Of course he did. Don't change the subject.
(A small "Joker" chant is being started.
Joker executes a kick to the thigh on C-Murder.
Joker nails C-Murder with a flying clothesline.
Joker uses a low blow on C-Murder.
Joker runs into the ropes.
Joker takes C-Murder down with a flying clothesline.
The crowd is starting to get behind Joker.
Joker puts C-Murder in a double chickenwing submission.)
Chip: Next week, Frankie Swinger, Artful Dodger and Hot Shot Donovan each
get to pick a partner for the three way tag match in our main event.
Fool: Wow. That's rather large.
(C-Murder reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Joker takes C-Murder down with a waistlock suplex.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, The Shocker makes the save.)
Chip: Shocker saves the titles right there.
Fool: He's making the tag.
(C-Murder tags out to The Shocker.
The Shocker goes for a brain buster, but Joker counters it with a small package.
Jeff Hart counts: One, kickout.
Joker complains about a slow count.
Joker executes a kick to the head on The Shocker.
Joker hits The Shocker with a punch.
Joker nails The Shocker with a flying dropkick.
Joker uses a flying bulldog on The Shocker.
The crowd is starting to get behind Joker.
Joker is going for the pin.)
Fool: No, no, no!
Chip: Bulldog! One, two...
(Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
Joker goes for a Yakuza kick, but The Shocker blocks it.
The Shocker rakes Joker's face across the cage.
Joker is busted wide open.)
Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining.
Chip: The Joker has been impressive, but how can he stand up to The Shocker?
(The Shocker takes Joker down with a forearm smash.
The Shocker executes an inverted power bomb on Joker.
The Shocker is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
The Shocker locks Joker in a camel clutch.
Joker is struggling to reach the ropes.
Joker is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Joker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
The Shocker takes Joker down with a double underhook backbreaker.)
Fool: No chance. The guy's too puny to hang with the Thugz.
(A fan at ringside badmouths The Shocker.
Joker begs off.
The Shocker places Joker on the turnbuckle.
The Shocker hits a belly-to-belly superplex on Joker.
The Shocker goes for an inverted power bomb, but Joker blocks it.
Rage enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Rage goes for a lariat, but The Shocker blocks it.
C-Murder catches Rage in a sleeperhold.)
Chip: Sleeper!
Fool: Too close to the ropes.
(Rage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Rage leaves the ring.
C-Murder nails Rage with a Frankensteiner.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.)
Chip: Franken-Murder! No! Two count only!
(C-Murder tags out to The Shocker.
Joker enters the ring and lays out C-Murder.
Rage and Joker hit The Shocker with a double chop.
Joker leaves the ring.
Rage attempts to place The Shocker on the turnbuckle, but The Shocker blocks it.
Rage runs into the ropes.
Rage uses a Yakuza kick on The Shocker.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Rage.)
Chip: What will happen Sunday night when the winners stup up to face the
Kold Blooded Killaz for the Tag Team Titles?
Fool: Don't know, Chip, but I'm betting some type of food product is involved.
(Joker enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Rage and Joker hit The Shocker with a double Yakuza kick.
Joker leaves the ring.
Rage goes for the STF, but The Shocker blocks it.
The Shocker tags out to C-Murder.
C-Murder executes a Frankensteiner on Rage.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.
C-Murder complains about a slow count.)
Chip: Another two count. And what will happen when Mr. Shhh puts his record
breaking SWF World Title riegn on the line against The Headhunter?
Fool: That's a joke, right? The Shhh man will win.
(C-Murder tags out to The Shocker.
C-Murder goes for a DDT, but Rage blocks it.
C-Murder leaves the ring.
Joker nails C-Murder with an Asai moonsault.
Joker runs into the ropes.
C-Murder hits Joker with a backdrop.
C-Murder is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Joker kicks out again. Do you think the Thugz were expecting this much
of a fight?
Fool: Of course not.
(C-Murder goes for a fallaway slam, but Joker counters it with a forearm smash.
Joker nails C-Murder with a flying bulldog.
The crowd is cheering on Joker.
Joker gives the sign for the Jack-in-the-Box.
Joker executes the Jack-in-the-Box on C-Murder.
Joker is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Joker goes for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, The Shocker makes the save.)
Chip: I don't believe it!
Fool: Beleive it! It's a no disqualification match, and the Thugz play dirtier.
(C-Murder hits him with a low blow.
He goes for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, thr... kickout.)
Chip: Three? No1 It doesn't get much closer.
Fool: That looked pretty damn painful, Chip.
(C-Murder goes for a fallaway slam, but Joker counters it with a forearm smash.
C-Murder begs off.
Joker tags out to Rage.
Joker takes C-Murder down with a waistlock suplex.
Rage takes C-Murder down with a spinning DDT.
Rage is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Joker leaves the ring.
Rage runs into the ropes.)
Chip: Speaking of painful, we'll see yet another meeting between Biggie Z and
Sean McKenzie, with the stipulations to be determined on Sunday.
Fool: They're both good, but McKenzie has always had Zack's number for some
reason. He's due.
(Rage misses with a kick.
Rage uses a lariat on C-Murder.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Rage.
C-Murder begs off.
Rage tags Joker.
Rage nails C-Murder with a choke slam.
Joker executes a flying headbutt and goes for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.)
Chip: They kick out again!
Fool: Hey, did you think the Thugz would just roll over and give up the belts?
(C-Murder begs off.
Joker tags out to Rage.
Joker enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Shocker enters the ring and throws Joker out of the ring.
The Shocker acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
The Shocker hits a backbreaker on Rage.
The Shocker is starting to get more cheers than boos.
C-Murder goes for a frog splash, but Rage rolls out of the way.)
Chip: Great instincts by Rage!
Fool: This can't be happening. The Thugz can't lose to lamers like The Splash.
(The Shocker enters the ring and lays out Joker.
The Shocker is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
The Shocker uses a lariat on Rage.
C-Murder locks Rage in a sleeperhold.
Rage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Shocker leaves the ring.
C-Murder executes a front-layout superplex on Rage.
A portion of the crowd is booing C-Murder.)
Chip: Superplex! And finally, Fool, Equalizer vs. Dodger. Who do you like?
Fool: Uh...can I get back to you on that?
(C-Murder goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Rage blocks it.
Rage goes for a DDT, but C-Murder counters it with a backdrop.
The Shocker enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Shocker places Rage on the turnbuckle.
The Shocker nails Rage with a belly-to-back superplex.
The Shocker is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
C-Murder climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Rage throws him to the mat.
The Shocker leaves the ring.)
Chip: You're wimping out!
Fool: NO! I'm watching this great tag team title match!
(Rage goes for a kneelock submission, but C-Murder blocks it.
C-Murder tags The Shocker.
C-Murder nails Rage with a superkick.
The Shocker executes a reverse flying elbowdrop and goes for the pin.
The Shocker seemingly enjoys the boos.)
Fool: 1-8-7! Rage is history!
(Jeff Hart counts: One, two, thr... kickout.)
Chip: No! The match continues!
(The Shocker hits Rage.
The Shocker is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
The Shocker chops Rage.
Rage punches The Shocker.
The Shocker punches Rage.
The Shocker hits Rage.
Rage kicks The Shocker.
Rage is starting to get more cheers than boos.)
Chip: Rage is fighting back against the 375 pound monster!
Fool: Look at Candy and Tyra!
Chip: Why? Are they doing something?
Fool: Nah. They're just hotties.
(Rage kicks The Shocker.
Rage is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Rage whips The Shocker into the ropes, but The Shocker reverses it.
The Shocker hits Rage with an elbow.
The Shocker goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Rage blocks it.
Rage hits a fisherman suplex on The Shocker.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.)
Chip: Another near fall! Back and forth action!
(Rage punches The Shocker.
Rigor and Mortis make their way to ringside.)
Chip: Oh, no! It's the Living Dead!
Fool: Oh, what can they do? They're outside the cage.
(C-Murder and The Joker enter the ring.
The Shocker hits Rage.)
Fool: Hart's lost control.
Chip: All four men in the ring as C-Murder and Joker are brawling over by the
Living Dead.
(The Shocker is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
The Shocker kicks Rage.
C-Murder punches Joker.
The Shocker hits Rage with a power bomb.)
Chip: What's that?
(Rigor and Mortis reach into their jackets. As Joker whips C-Murder into the
cage, the Living Dead throw flash paper fireballs into the cage. C-Murder
and Joker go down, clutching their eyes.)
Chip: Oh, no! The Living Dead just threw fire at both teams!
(Rigor and Mortis, smiling, head for the back.)
Fool: Who's legal?
Chip: I don't know about legal, but Shocker's the only one moving.
(The Shocker gets a full nelson on Joker.
Joker is writhing in pain.)
Chip: Full nelson! Submission move!
(Rage tries to crawl over to make the save.
Joker submits after 12 seconds.
The Shocker is being booed out of the building.)
Fool: Thugz win! Church of Pain, baby!
("Bow Down" by Westside Connection plays. The cage door opens and Tyra comes
in to tend to C-Murder.)
Jeff: Here are your winneers, in 10:19, and still SWF Tag Team Champ...
(The lights go out. The music stops.)
Chip: Uh-oh. We know what that means!
Fool: What?
{The lights come back on. Inside the cage, on the far
ringpost, sits El Cholo. He smiles at The Shocker, and walks up to him.
He is holding a microphone.)
Chip: It's El Cholo. But where's Chico?
Shocker: You must be stupid.
Cholo: "Nahh...just a bit loco in the cabasa...but it's all right, I don't
intend to drop no bag of rice on yo' head or hit you wit' a boomerang...just
wanted to have a little talk..."
(Shocker looks at Cholo like he's crazy.)
Fool: What the hell is El Cholo doing?
Cholo:"Hey, don't get me wrong, I know's we ain't the best of homies or
nothin', but I just wanted a fair shake fo' our match...see, this time, if we
get clocked wit' some retarded ass weapon, it's no hard feelin's."
{He sticks out his hand.)
Chip: I think that even Shocker knows better than to trust the Kold Blooded
Killaz by now.
(The Shocker steps forward, and kicks El Cholo in the gut. Shocker then picks up
Cholo and chokeslams him.)
Fool: Oh, my! Papa likes!
(Cholo lays still ofr a minuet, then sits up. The crowd roars.)
Chip: He IS nuts.
Cholo: (Rubbing his head, he takes out a gordita and takes a big bite)
Chip: He's hulking up!
Cholo: "Oh motherf*beep*...you've done it now..."
(The lights go out again, as the crowd pops.)
Fool: I don't like this!
(The lights come back on. Chico is now also inside the cage. He bashes Shocker
over the head from behind with a Sony Playstation. Shocker is staggered.)
Chip: He got Tomb Raidered!
(Tyra is covering the prone C-Murder in the ring. The Splash is groggily getting
to their feet and leaving the cage. Chico is climbing to the top rope.)
Chip: Could it be?
(El Cholo hits The Shocker with a superkick.
Chico nails him with a reverse flying elbowdrop.)
Fool: The 1-8-7!
Chip: Shocker got nailed with the Thugz own finisher! And the only Church
member in the building is Artful Dodger!
Cholo:"I told you it was no hard feelin's, but noooo...yo' asses had to cross
the line. And the price you paid!? You just got yo' ass fried and
equalized..."
(As if on cue, Dodger comes out from the entrance, only to walk right into Corona
Tecate, who clocks him with a flying pan. The two are brawling in the aisle.)
Chip: Fans, we've gotta go! We'll see you Sunday night in Dallas for SWF
Judgement Day.
Fool: Don't miss it...
Chip & Fool: ...BE THERE!
(Chico is beating Shocker over the head with the pimp cane, while Fatal Fury
enters the cage to join the fun. We see Corona Tecate and Artful Dodger
brawling as the shot fades.)
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