Real Name: William Jenkins

Age: 18

Connection: 33.6K modem.

Occupation: Barman in several North-London pubs, wishing he was at med school.

Hobbies: Getting drunk, being crap at Quake, getting drunk, smoking foul cigarettes, getting drunk, saying "Wah?" a lot and getting drunk too (but not on lager - or so he says).

Position: Face down, usually. And clan secretary.

Contact: billum@hotmail.com