From: Mr M M S Ali-Khan "csueo@warwick.ac.uk" -Him

To: Alex Compton "9723768@skye.sms.ed.ac.uk" -Me

Copies to: Killerbill "billum@hotmail.com", DT "X@X.ac.uk",

ET "X@X.ac.uk", FJ "X@X.ac.uk",

JP "X@X.ac.uk", PFD "X@X.ac.uk", -Others' names and adresses

GB "X@X.ac.uk", JFC "X@X.ac.uk", changed for privacy reasons

PF "X@X.net"

Subject: you fgucking wanker

You are a complete tosspot, You are a sad fucked up bastard, stop sending me this sad quake clan shit you maggot dicked mother fucker why cant you and your fucked up sad git mates wank in your floppy drives without asking me to join in?

I dont want to be part of your nerdy gang, just go and fuck each other you arse licking cunts. I think very little but you think far too much,

If you are still a virgin then sort your fucking knob out. Get a fucking life you fucking fucked up fucker.

PS u r gay girls and people in general are better than internet fucking quake wankmatches. If I recieve any more of this quake wank I shall rip your arms off, and beat you to death with them.

and by the way may I try some of your tasty beverage to wash down that lovely bog cahuna burger(Pulp Fiction you sad arsed cunt)

The bartender never gets killed but who gives a damn cause I'm not a bar tender. You are a pink bananna you obviously visit the vegimite valley on a regular basis.

I herby resign from your fuckin SFA so go and shove it up your ugly but you fucker.

You are a fuckstick and If you contact me anymore I will slit your eyelids open and call a couple of hard hitting niggers to torture you with a blowtorch and pliers. I'm going get my evil upon your arse.

So we cool?

yeah I think we cool.

Copies to: "Killerbill" "billum@hotmail.com"

Date sent: Tue, 11 Nov 1997 10:22:14 +0000

*whole load of bullshit invective deleted*

Jeez you're a fucked up pile of shit. What exactly was it you were on when you wrote this, speed, E what? You are one shite arsed cunt. What possible fucking interest would you have in these other people knowing what acomplete prick you are. It's all a load of macho bullshit anyway. I enclose a copy of some mail you sent me earlier....

"sorry mate but I cant play Quake yet because I havent found anyone on campus with a copy, and Friday night is also the best night of the week over here. I'll contact you when I get a copy and when I'm free for a game if you want a another game later.

bye (SAKATTACK)"

So try again you stupid cunthead. You sent this to me less than two weeks ago. I can't help it if your brain is so fucked up with drink and drugs that you can't remember that far back. I hope you're enjoying wasting your parents' money which they actually worked for.

Look at yourself. You're so fucking useless you can't even spell 'fucking' right. This brings me nicely onto the next part of my reply, namely your accusations about how much and what type of fucking I've been doing. It's probably safe to say it's more than you, and judging by the fact that there is not one female name in your Cc: list, it's probably of a better type than you as well. Or is that absence due to the fact that no girl will take you seriously and that the flaming you just gave me (Ouch!) would make matters no better for you.

You've got no originality either, why you have to rip off Pulp Fiction to try and make your insults big and clever I'll never know. Look, I can be irrelevant from Pulp Fiction too!:

"Zed's dead baby."

"Blueberry pancakes!"

"On the kangaroo"

"etc...."

See how stupid it looks? You looked about 1000 times more stupid. Although this isn't half as fucking stupid as calling me a pink banana. What's it going to be next; "I'll be sending around my friends the flying pink elephants to get you!" It wouldn't suprise me.

So no, I'm not fucking 'cool' woth you. In fact I'm about as far from fucking cool as you could get you posturing little bastard. At least when I criticise you, I do it from a position of strength.

Here's whats going to happen now. Consider yourself gone from the clan. No-one will notice the difference apart from one thing. I'm going to post on the webpage both your flame and my reply, so that the world will be able to see what a stupid cunt you are and will be able to tell you this. I'll also report your flame to the relevant computing authorities here and at Warwick, which will at least stop you sending me this offensive crap, and hopefully will stop you using the mail services at Warwick to inflict this rubbish on anyone else.

Don't bother replying. You'll only get it bounced.

Good riddance, it was torture knowing you.

Alex.

To: Mr M M S Ali-Khan "csueo@warwick.ac.uk"

Subject: Re: you fgucking wanker

Date sent: Tue, 11 Nov 1997 10:25:07 +0000

"You are a fuckstick and If you contact me anymore I will slit your eyelids open and call a couple of hard hitting niggers to torture you with a blowtorch and pliers. I'm going get my evil upon your arse.

I just noticed this.

It's "I'm going to get MEDIEVAL on your ass"

Fool, if your going to quote, at least do it properly.