Quotes from Josh’s AD&D Game
Characters and players
Yusef: Jesse
Adam: MikeE
Ridoni: Lisa
Dark Scales: Jesse
Malthus: Jared
Tammeron Cathalis: {+S+}
Willow: Julie
Ana: Julie
Carmeya: Pam
* signifies an NPC
That’s one King Darkson... —Jesse, writing down his newest item
King Darkson*: Where is my body?
Yusef: Where did you last see it?
They’re hydras, thy failed their wisdom roll. —Julie, refering to Dark Scales combat/eating habts
Poor Bradford! Poor, poor Bradford! —Adam [you had to be there...]
We’re sorry for the inconvenience. —Adam, to a very recently widdowed woman
I could hit it with a stick... —Dark Scales, about once every five minutes
Yusef: They were King Darkson’s.
Fang*: Who?
Yusef: He’s in the sword now. It’s very confusing.
Ridoni: Isn’t he the one that killed Green Dawn?
Yusef: Yes
Ridoni: I’m gonna kick his ass.
King Darkson*: Me too. If I had legs...
Derek*: We’ve been looking into you while you were away.
Yusef: I only did the good things.
Derek*: Money alone could not compensate you for what you’ve done.
Yusef: No, but seeds will.
Seeds? We’ll give you more than weeds. Get him some corn, dammit! —Derek*
Josh: ... and five bags of some strange weed that grows in the area. And this—
Jesse: So, five bags of weed, hunh?
You want pretty sand? —Derek*
No, no, according to him, Solaris was the best of the gods that was trying to kill him. —Josh
It's not a bad thing... it’s more of a neurtal thing. —Kelly, describing the Druidic order
I will use “Dumb Little Kid on a Horse Routine Number Five.” —Mort*
Malthus is the Jesus of Krom. —Lisa
Yusuf is the reason I had babies. *Ana looks confused* Not like that. —Ridoni
The Divine Child needs to be raised. *pauses* Don’t talk, just do it. —Yusef
I have this horrible urge to put on a cowboy hat and start strumming a guitar. —Lisa, commenting on Ridoni’s hard life
OK, I am getting a damn cowboy hat! That’s it! —Lisa
He’s spreading Lawful Goodness to disproportionate levels. I must stop him. —Jesse
Yusef: Get the others.
Carmeya: Where are you going?
Yusef: To the grave. I mean grove.
Ooh... They need their Lord and Saviour. —Jared
Ridoni's found out how to do abortions, hydra style. —Josh
Josh: As you enter, you feel a warm sensation that’s like—
Jesse: Running down your leg.
I am Yusef Bin-Mouchar of the Druidic Order. I maintain the balance and pass the savings on to you. —Yusef
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