Quotes from Mike’s Heroes Unlimited Game




Welcome to another page of quotes. This one contains quotes from a Heroes Unlimited game run here in Saint John. Actually, the game’s name is sort of misleading since very few of us were actually heroes; anti-heroes and supervillans were the norm. And those were the transdimentional Grand Heroes. One thing our characters did learn, however: evil lawyer-mages taste like pork.



It’s not every day that you see a boat that’s not there. —John Johnson, played by Ick

I’m not about to get hostile with twelve-foot blue people with horns. —John Johnson

I figured an advanced interstellar race would know how to use stickytape! —Dreizehn, played by Evil Chris

I’m sorry, I’m not going to give you any more thermite grenades if you are going to stick them on my forehead. —Dreizehn

I am Death, I’m going to sit on the back of your car. —Dreizehn

Never underestimate a lava monster. —Jen

You know, there’s very little point in not attracting attention when you’re wanted by the police. —Dreizehn

Dreizehn: Brook, there’s a question I’ve been meaning to ask you.
Brook (played by Nicole): Yea?
Dreizehn Do we continue to live after we die?

It’s the book that allows me to make shit that goes in your head. —Dreizehn

I forgot about the upsides about being a mass murderer. —Dreizehn

Threr’s no real winner or loser, there’s just piles of bodies. —Evil Chris [kinda describes the whole adventure... :þ ]

And now for quotes from the second game, set in the late 1800s


Fitzroy Medici: This wasn’t an accident.
Sherrif: I have yet to see a road explode on its own.

I have never heard someone say “I better put some poison plant in this gunpowder-like stuff in case the flaming ball of death doesn't do him in.” —Fitzroy Medici

The advantage of having minorities with me: I’m right. If I had a Catholic with me, I’d be in trouble. —Evil Chris

Overkill! Sweet, beautiful overkill! —{+S+}

What incompetancy level do yo want me to roll? *pauses* I’m sorry, skill. —Evil Chris

I don't think tht sniper thing works when I throw a tree at them. —Evil Chris

Medici: I could get Grack to teach him how to fight.
von Coln: Grack can fight, can he?
Medici: Why do you think he was wandering around with a rifle, two pistols, and a big stick?

von Coln: How did you manage to fight them all off?
Medici: Mr. Lender had a pipe.



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