“I never did get the full story, something to do with Ranma's mother not learning of his curse. So Ranma pretended to be Soun's niece Ranko. For some reason he decided it would help his deception to pretend to be my fiance. Being very gullible I fell for it. Things might have been OK if it wasn't for that head injury.
“Ranma developed amnesia and asked me who she was. I told her what I believed to be the truth. Her name was Ranko Tendo, she was my fiance, and she was phobic about hot water. She accepted that. Shortly afterwards we noticed the Tendos and Genma got very upset whenever we got affectionate. Ranko decided they were trying to split us up for some reason. She proposed we elope and I agreed. So we left a note that we were going to Kyoto to get married. I forget why we chose there. Anyway they went there to stop us. Unfortunately Ranko depended on me to lead the way so we wound up in Hiroshima. We decided that was close enough and went ahead with the marriage. Fearing that they would still try to break us apart, we continued traveling all over the world, generally with me leading the way. You know how that can get.
“Five years later, they finally caught up with us They were horrified to learn that Ranko and I had a son, Ragono. We only had one child, though it wasn't from lack of trying. After everything settled down, they seemed to accept it, so Ranko and I let our guard down. Big mistake. They doused Ranko with hot water and Doc. Tofu used some sort of herbal massage memory restoring thing. I was more than a little upset and tried to kill Ranma. Soun, Genma and Tofu stopped me. Now my son hates me, that bastard Ranma, and the rest of the Tendos and Saotomes except for his grandmother, Nodoka. She took him away so he could have some semblance of a normal life.”