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Corn. Hey, CORN! Welcome to the small print. We don't
have any lawyers, but thinking we do makes us feel powerful so we're going to act like we
do. All this crap is copyrighted. That's right, wonduh boy. Everything. Hell, we even
claim that pop tart picture. If a picture of a clown was on this page, his name would be
"Leroy" and he would also be owned by us, got a problem with it MR. Wipple then
meet me in the parking lot. Other wise shut up and back out to the page and learn
about that southern writer known as Flannery o' Connor
About the creaters of this website. Here's the players -
Corey Hyllested- The Admiral, Owen Anderson- The
GodFather, Andus Thiel- Czar of Pepperoni
Some Info On These Great Gentlemen Are
The Admiral-
He is a manic depressent, with a power to summmon women
at his will. After a hard day of watching the grass grow and cleaning himself with
carbonic acid, he goes out into the night in his superman costume and massacres
clowns. The B@stards took everything of value from his life and they will pay he
screamed at me during this interview. 9/10 of the voices, (Sammy, God,
Mrs. Clause, Eric Cartmen, Ronald Reagon, Elenor Roosevelt,
Batman, Bum A, Bum B, and "LeRoy") are fine now and don't get into civil
war over what to make him do while he is sleeping. Do Not Taunt the crazy SOB. Don't
Feed after midnight. Don't drop water on him.
The Godfather-
He runs Jackson with an iron fist, except for a
single "Hot'n'Now", which he plans to overtake in the near future. He is
somewhat of a masochist, and enjoys himself by lying down on a highway and such. With his
mental will along, he can think about moving a oyster. Sometimes, he can almost
think about moving a duck, or even a sheep, if he's had an easy day of eating
Nila Wafers and chugging cherry grenadine. He thinks that a lambda should be the national
symbol, and everyone should bow down to it by only living half a life.
The Czar of Pepperoni-
(clever insight here) I like lemurs