i hate you
February 16, 2001 1:24 am

I really fricking hate every single one of you. You all suck. I'm not saying this to be cute, or because i'm trying to compensate for a dissatisfaction with the size of my penis or something like that. I really hate you all with the as much bile as possible. I think you should all die like the rotten filthy scum you are. I hope you all burn in hell.

I hope you all die the most embarassing and undignified death possible. I hope that slugs crawl up your rectal cavities and eat you from the inside out. I hope that you discover that choosing "Major Shafts" as your Quake clan name was appropriate and you now have penises larger than is healthy and you die from an accident with the toilet seat. I hope that when you are masturbating to the latest issue of MAXIM, you pop a boner so wooden, termites attack.

I hope that the unwashed neophyte idiot who went out and bought a Dukes of Hazzard game because it appealed to his brainless TV-conditioned mind accidentally dies in a fire, so that he fails to show up for work at a power safety commitee. This in turn, will cause the home of an affluent power-user whose consuming habits are fueled by large allowances or an inheritance to get fried by a power surge whose screams of pain will distract the host (who incidentally is suffering from financial and domestic stress) of a neighboring session of Warhammer to accidentally mispaint his models and go ballistic and go Columbine on his fellow role-playing and war-gaming geeks.

In my mind, what resides in the lobby/antechamber of my house is a big fricking bioweapon of mass destruction. And highly visible on the LCD display in the control panel, are four flashing words that read: "Entire Gaming Populace."

What, you wanted an explanation? 

Well screw you.

I got my hair done today. For the first time since I started dying my hair two years ago, I had it done something other than black. 

Now it's "terracotta brown", although it actually looks more of a red than anything brown. I was trying to get it as red as possible a brown color, (sort of a Gabriel Knight, Nathan Gams style kind of a thang), but now it's just plain red-something. I'm not complaining though, I really like it as it is anyway.

Oh, shit! This means that I have to completely reconfigure my wardrobe for color coordination... (sarcastic chuckle)

CORNER OF CULTURE CONSUMPTION
CODED: Monolith Productions' Septerra Core: Legacy of the Creator for the PC.
PENNED: Slander #7 by Mimi Nguyen, The Soft Edge by Paul Levinson
FILMED: High Fidelity, directed by Stephen Frears, featuring, John Cusack, Jack Black, and Todd Louiso, Ishinishi no e Requiem.
RECORDED: The Best of God Is My Co-Pilot, Belle & Sebastian's The Boy With The Arab Strap, Miscellaneous MP3s off the soundtrack of Rurouni Kenshin.