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Final Fantasy Humor and Micro Culture.

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Top Ten Signs That Shinra is in Financial Trouble

10. Instead of cellular phones, they just stick yellow post-it notes all over the offices.

9. Gone are those chic suits - the members now wear sky-blue polyester disco digs.

8. Hojo now works out of a do-it-yourself Mr.Chemistry set.

7. Cait Sith had to be returned and recycled.

6. Scarlet is dying her hair with Kool-aid.

5. The Turks are no longer out to make some, ya know, "PEACE"; now they simply make, ya know, "WALLETS".

4. They rent out their offices to the Girl Guides on weekends.

3. Palmer now drives trucks, instead of getting hit by them.

2. The Sister Ray is sold as army surplus.

AND, the Number One reason that you know Shinra is in financial trouble...

1. No-name hair gell for Rufus!

Top Ten reasons why having a girlfriend in Final Fantasy 7 is so hard!

#1 The average life span of your girlfriend.

#2 She more than likely can beat the living snot out of you.

#3 Strange men in black outfits hunting them down. (See #1)

#4 The only florist on the planet is dead. (Again see #1)

#5 Random personality disorders. (Also know as the possession syndrome.)

#6 No time while saving the world...again, and again.

#7 Most jewelry has bizarre side effects.

#8 Which one to pick. (Not really a big problem. See #1)

#9 Can't buy her a pet. (They're too intelligent.)

#10 Hair doo maintenance.

Cooking With Sephiros!!

Ingrediants:

1 Cloud, 1 Tifa, 1 Innocent Town, 1 Last member of dead race.

Directions:

Roast town mightily until wiped from face of map.

Bash Cloud's girlfriend Tifa.

Confuse and run experiments on Cloud himself.

Let simmer for a few years until boiling point.

Revive ancient space being.

Destroy world for optimum power, or heroes attempt to stop you.

Savor and enjoy!

Well actual I'm working on this one send your ideas to me.

I am currently working on a Fun with Moogles article. Think of all the weird and twisted things that a moogle is good for and send it my way. I'll post the idea and your name for all to see. Thanks!